1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,860 Not only is it Friday, but Friday is the day before Saturday and what the fuck are we doing on Saturday? 2 00:00:08,580 --> 00:00:10,580 Tell them 3 00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:16,880 You've got your little witcher dice and I've got my fucking 4 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:23,260 Ragnarok dice and we're ready to go. We're ready to go. Oh, we both need to make our fucking characters 5 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:25,840 So we'll do that. We'll do that tomorrow 6 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:31,920 And then we're fucking then we're good to go and then Darryl-y Darryl-y Do's gonna fucking 7 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:34,480 Meet us at about five 8 00:00:34,480 --> 00:00:36,480 And then we're golden 9 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:40,460 Krusty he's gonna have to fucking join midway. I reckon so 10 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:45,280 What an exciting time if you've listened to this podcast from the fucking near beginning 11 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:51,880 We've always spoken about how we wanted to delve into D&D and tomorrow is the fucking day unless we all crash on the way in 12 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:57,600 Oh, Connor gets too angry with us for being dumb-dumbs. He chucked us out 13 00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:00,760 He's too polite any 14 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:06,180 He's already planning it all he's primed and ready I can't wait it's gonna be fantastic 15 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:13,240 What if this is it I'm scared it is well, if this is our thing I'm scared it is we're like, ah 16 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:18,040 We've got a drive to the middle of nowhere to fucking play D&D 17 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:25,440 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'm excited. It's gonna be good in it. I still don't know what I'm gonna pick class wise 18 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:30,860 No, I'm not 100% I didn't know whether to just try and make something around me 19 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:34,020 or go full hog and 20 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:37,880 Proper fantasy with it. Oh, yeah, don't make something about you 21 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:42,840 You just the whole point of it in it to go as far from you as possible. Oh, no, because you can also 22 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:46,140 Well, you wouldn't you would like to take yourself on a little adventure 23 00:01:46,140 --> 00:01:49,780 All right, I'm too fat and old for that shit, bro 24 00:01:51,100 --> 00:01:56,660 Probably like 13 stone. I wish I was fighting stone away more than Matt mate 25 00:01:57,500 --> 00:02:02,380 Yeah, but Matt's about four foot. Matt is a big boy with a big belly 26 00:02:03,900 --> 00:02:08,340 So muscle you'll be all right. Yeah, I'm gonna I'm thinking 27 00:02:09,780 --> 00:02:11,780 Big fuck-off weapon build 28 00:02:11,780 --> 00:02:15,860 That's just gonna be me. I'm gonna make a big old fucking geezer 29 00:02:16,220 --> 00:02:22,660 I'm we were gonna make a big old motherfucker that swings big old motherfucking weapons around or I'm gonna have a dwarf 30 00:02:23,220 --> 00:02:27,460 That swings big old motherfucking weapons around because they're very powerful people 31 00:02:28,740 --> 00:02:30,740 I'm gonna do as I'm told 32 00:02:31,460 --> 00:02:37,300 Whatever connoisseurs to do me do no questions. I'll make your fucking character. He can't tell you what to do there 33 00:02:37,300 --> 00:02:42,820 Yeah, well, I have a good look. I tried to do a couple of times, but it's not happening for some reason 34 00:02:43,420 --> 00:02:45,220 What is that on the? 35 00:02:45,220 --> 00:02:50,420 Online thingy majig that we did ages ago. Yeah, I've done it. I've done it like four or five times and 36 00:02:51,140 --> 00:02:55,740 Every time I've been in the middle of doing it off something's come up and then when I try to go back on it 37 00:02:55,740 --> 00:02:59,460 It won't let me click on the fucking character. So I have to start the whole thing again. Mm-hmm 38 00:02:59,460 --> 00:03:01,460 So I can't start getting snotty 39 00:03:01,780 --> 00:03:03,780 Calling me a fucking idiot 40 00:03:03,780 --> 00:03:11,140 I'm sure we'll be having words tomorrow. You can't kick off of him in his own cat kick off with a DM 41 00:03:13,300 --> 00:03:17,220 I'm excited. I'm an absolute fucking novice 42 00:03:17,940 --> 00:03:24,100 So it's good. Oh, we all are we all are only know from boulders gate and from the podcast, but 43 00:03:24,660 --> 00:03:29,700 That isn't it still means nothing to me. Yeah, he messaged me. How many do you want mate? 44 00:03:31,060 --> 00:03:32,900 We have all these look 45 00:03:32,900 --> 00:03:37,460 All these different kind of you made was that for I think I've made five but there's four there 46 00:03:38,180 --> 00:03:43,660 Just one of me edit it. It mind don't look like his screen. Yeah, I don't know if this is the phone thing 47 00:03:44,500 --> 00:03:51,140 But yeah, we'll make it work. Have you have you been watching any of that fallout series? Nope 48 00:03:52,220 --> 00:03:54,220 No, I got no interest in it 49 00:03:54,900 --> 00:03:58,880 Zero zilch everyone keeps going. I watch yes. I don't want to thank you 50 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:03,200 Wow, that's first 15 minutes of this episode gone then no, you can crack. Why don't you want to watch it? 51 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:05,200 Have you watched it all? No 52 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:07,200 No, crack on. Why don't you want to watch it? You don't have fallout? 53 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:13,600 No, I just don't like the look of it. I know it's getting good reviews and rah rah rah, but it just for me 54 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:17,520 It's uh, it looks like it's going down the comedy route too much 55 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:22,560 Fallout's supposed to be like dark and gritty not fucking colorful and silly. That's not what I'm talking about 56 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:24,560 Fallout is definitely not dark and gritty 57 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:31,680 Definitely not dark and gritty. Well, it is it definitely isn't what fucking fallout have you played fallout 1 2 3? 58 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:36,420 Yep, new vegas. Yep. Same as me. They're all comedic dark and gritty. No 59 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:40,300 Definitely not what the fuck are you been playing? What do you mean? 60 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:43,220 What do you mean? What do you mean? They're all a laugh 61 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:48,840 Not like fucking so not a lot of like fallout 3 and new vegas all dark gritty fucking 62 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:51,480 gray pack color palettes everything's like 63 00:04:51,480 --> 00:05:00,600 like just dark bro, and then fallout 4 is all like bright blues and yellows and popping off and shit fallout 4 took fallout in a 64 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:06,680 Complete different direction to a free new vegas and then the series is following that sort of format. So i'm just not interested 65 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:14,200 Did you play fallout 4? Mm-hmm. You didn't like it. Yeah, I liked it, but there's no one as good as free on new vegas 66 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:18,760 For me anyway, I want a fan of new vegas. I liked free 67 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:24,120 I think they're all pretty good many playthroughs are free. Oh, new vegas is the best one. They're um 68 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:28,400 They're not remastering it are they they're updating it 69 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:33,200 Yeah, I see that for for next gen and then add it in a couple of little bits fallout 4 70 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:35,200 I feel like that could be quite 71 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:37,560 And that could be quite exciting. I 72 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:43,040 Think I might be a sucker for that one. Yeah, Clark. He was just playing it a couple of weeks ago 73 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:50,160 Mm-hmm. So I think he's a bit devastated because he's all full laid out now and they've just gonna release the next gen 74 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:56,640 Edition so to speak 60 FPS and all that so yeah exciting same that fucking 75 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:02,600 What was that fallout 76 it's the same that that never 76 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:08,920 Stabilized I think it did I think it's quite popular but it's just nothing to really shout about 77 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:12,080 Really? I feel like that's one of those 78 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:14,080 though where it's like 79 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:18,640 You know how you can't really say that much on Ark survival because you don't play Ark 80 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:24,360 Mm-hmm. It's just one of those games where obviously people love it, but I can't I can't question it at all 81 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:27,240 I feel like that was fallout 76. I played maybe like 82 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:34,040 20 hours of it and that was it and I've I ain't got fucking clue how that was years ago as well as I went 83 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:39,240 It released. Yeah, I probably played it two years ago. I'd say and yeah, it's just this is not for me 84 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:46,440 It's just not really but still I say it was just basically fallout 4 which I didn't enjoy as much as the others in 85 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:50,360 Multiplastic in so I was never gonna like it as much as the other ones 86 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:58,680 So yeah, not really my thing but yeah, go ahead crack on with the dumb not bothered about spoilers because I've only watched one episode 87 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:04,520 I just liked it man. It was good. It's very fucking gory which I enjoyed 88 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:12,040 And yeah, it's just interesting me and Steph were watching it and I was quite I was quite fucking tired after the first episode 89 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:14,440 So didn't continue on 90 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:17,720 But I am caught up with Shogun 91 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:20,680 Have you watched? 92 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:23,520 Episode 8. It's good episode. Yes. Mm-hmm 93 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:28,400 We can't say anything on that one because a spoilers. Yeah, it was good. It was good. It's very good 94 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:32,000 I didn't pay too much attention because I had to watch it yesterday. I 95 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:34,640 Really wasn't in the fucking mood 96 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:39,560 I'll just fucking watch West Ham lose 2-0 in the Europe League and 97 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:43,200 Yeah, and she's I 98 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,080 I was just about to go bed after the game 99 00:07:46,080 --> 00:07:49,300 It was like 10 o'clock or so and then she come in with some benign 100 00:07:49,300 --> 00:07:54,200 Jerry's and went Shogun. Oh fuck sake. So yeah, I'll put it on 101 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:57,000 I didn't really pay much attention. It's not a sort of show 102 00:07:57,000 --> 00:08:00,600 You can't watch because you have to read the fucking subtitles. I was literally about to say I mean, I mean 103 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:04,040 Some of a habit when I'm watching something it's not grasping my attention 104 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:06,040 I just start flicking on my phone and I found 105 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:12,080 Whenever I do that in Shogun, I have to like throw my phone across the room because it is one of those where the minute 106 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:13,600 You're not paying attention 107 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:19,560 Then subtitles just fucking blitz through yeah, it's probably the weakest episode so far for me because I was paying zero attention 108 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:22,640 Because I was just watching people go mad on Twitter about West Ham 109 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:26,360 And I was like, it's a very good episode. You should rewatch it 110 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:30,360 Nah, I saw the main points. I saw the big bits and that 111 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:33,560 Kind of get where it's going but to be honest with you 112 00:08:33,560 --> 00:08:37,680 I really like it, but I'm only really interested in it when old John Blackthorne's in it 113 00:08:37,680 --> 00:08:43,680 Because I find his character quite captivating and I like listening to him in these ways, but when he's not in it 114 00:08:43,680 --> 00:08:45,680 I'm a little bit like 115 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:50,680 It's not grabbing grabbing me as much. Yeah, so I'm just fucking him 116 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:58,960 Infatuated with all of it. I think it's great. Um, I'm definitely gonna have that sadness when it's finished 117 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:03,040 Because it will be and I feel like with the way the story is 118 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:07,840 It's one of them where definitely wrap it up in a season but 119 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:14,400 Also kind of don't continue it as much as I want it to be continued. They've already said they're not so yeah 120 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:19,120 Which is good. Some things just need to be fucking cooked and then left alone for sure 121 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:24,880 What else was there was fucking 122 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:27,600 What did I say? 123 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:29,600 What did I say? 124 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:35,600 You see the fucking um that mod for Simpsons hit and run? 125 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:37,600 Nah 126 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:39,600 If you're not the um 127 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:42,640 You remember remember ages ago. I was talking to you 128 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:47,520 About that guy that made was making like a one-to-one 129 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:54,160 Version of it and using like the same assets and shit like that. Well, it's it's it's that guy and he's basically made like a free 130 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:57,440 Mod, I guess 131 00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:59,920 um 132 00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:01,920 Brandon sent me a video about it 133 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:04,960 And it's basically just Simpsons hit and run but with a little bit more 134 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:12,240 Puzzazz and it's perfect. But I need to google it because the developers of that game 135 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:18,080 Apparently desperate to remaster it or remake it but they're not allowed to 136 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:21,200 And I don't know why 137 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:23,200 I have no idea. I've never played it to be honest with you 138 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:25,200 Have you? 139 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:28,320 No, I suppose you were a bit old 140 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:33,440 Maybe no, you might have been probably if I was playing it when I was a kid and fucking loving it 141 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:35,680 You might you might have been fucking past your time 142 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:41,520 I'll tell you what I did do 143 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:45,360 Port Steindec 144 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:47,360 Did you? 145 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:48,720 When? 146 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:49,840 um 147 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:51,200 What for? 148 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:53,200 Wednesday or Thursday. Yeah 149 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:54,960 Which one? 150 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:55,840 uh 151 00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:57,680 OLED 512 152 00:10:57,680 --> 00:10:59,680 Stop fucking tapping your leg 153 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,000 The more you say don't do something more I won't do it 154 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:05,440 All right, well, then everyone just have to listen to your shitty tapping in the background 155 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,120 Mm-hmm 156 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:08,800 But yeah 157 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:11,680 Bought a steam deck and it comes in three to five days 158 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:15,120 What you want to elaborate? 159 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:17,360 What do you have to elaborate on? I bought a steam deck 160 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:23,200 Fucking hell, you're like a brick wall today. Jesus christ. Should we just pause it now? Do you want to just stop it now? 161 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:26,320 What for? It's like talking to a fucking ice cream 162 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,080 That makes no sense 163 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:29,040 What? 164 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:31,040 Elaborate. What do you want me to elaborate on? 165 00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:35,360 Why did you buy one? Why did you what what made you go for the fucking most expensive one? 166 00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:37,360 It's not the most expensive one 167 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:42,320 The OLED? Yeah, it's not the most expensive one. The one terabyte is the most expensive one. All right, well still 168 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:46,800 The reason I didn't go for the most expensive one is because it's got a um 169 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:51,360 It's got the uh anti-glare glass on it apparently that just makes it worse 170 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:55,040 Yeah, that's what I read when I was first looking at them. So I didn't bother with that 171 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:59,040 Um fucks around with the resolution a little bit 172 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:05,040 Yeah, it just makes the colors not as good and stuff like that and they said you're better off just buying a 512 one 173 00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:07,680 Sticking in a sd card 174 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:13,360 And then making a terabyte your own screen protector on it. Yeah, so that's what i'm gonna do. That's what I did 175 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:16,800 Yeah, so that's what i'm gonna do. That's what I did. What's my yeah 176 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:20,640 I'm excited for that to turn up and play with it and see what it's all about 177 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:26,480 Um, what made you go for it? I don't know. I just fancied it. My mate's got a portal at work 178 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:29,680 And he's bringing it in 179 00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:33,200 And he keeps singing his praises. So I said let me look at it 180 00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:39,200 He let me look at the other day and it was fucking shocking. It's one of the worst bits of equipment i've ever seen 181 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:44,560 I don't know who's buying it why they're buying it if I bought that I would be taking it straight back 182 00:12:45,260 --> 00:12:51,840 Absolutely shocking bit of shit. This is tantalizing go on. It's shit. Have you played one? No, it's fucking shocking 183 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:57,360 You have to so you have to have your playstation on or on standby mode or whatever. It connects to his hotspot 184 00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:01,760 And it's fucking awful. I was playing mortal combat 185 00:13:02,380 --> 00:13:04,240 single player 186 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:08,080 So offline and it's fucking jittery. It's glitching 187 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,520 it's like 188 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:10,960 it's like 189 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:18,480 Lagging but it's offline like input lag type shit. No, just lagging. It's like it's got it's got input lag for sure 190 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:20,640 but um 191 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:23,440 Yeah, it was just it was glitching all over the screen. It was just 192 00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:25,840 Like it was pixelating 193 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:29,520 I was like how are you playing this bro? And he plays arc on it as well 194 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:36,480 But you are supposed to use it with a stable connection. Yeah, but he but his connection is like 5g and that so 195 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:38,480 you know, I 196 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:45,520 Don't know. It's shocking. He said that's it doesn't get much much better than that. It can be better but oh really? 197 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:48,800 Yeah, it's not it's not great. Obviously it's made for being used at home 198 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:52,480 But yeah pretty much the main reason he's got it is because he hasn't got another telly 199 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:55,520 So whilst everyone else on the telly he wants to play his playstation 200 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:59,520 So you got that but no 201 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:06,560 No, you can find you you have to have your playstation on right on standby. So if you go out 202 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:10,320 Forget to put your playstation in standby or whatnot. Then you can't play anyway 203 00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:12,320 that's the 204 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:14,320 that's a um 205 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,480 That's a feature that I really don't like about it 206 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:22,000 But also it would be so easily solved what I say easily, but I don't think it would be that simple 207 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:25,840 To just have the ability to switch your playstation on from the app 208 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:32,160 Because you can you can switch it on from standby mode in the app because it has to be turned on in order to be using the portal 209 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:35,760 But you can switch it on if it's in standby 210 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:37,760 It turns the playstation on 211 00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:41,760 Yeah, yeah, that's turn it on. Fuck that. Fuck that. You're a load of shit 212 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:42,960 because it's 213 00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:46,320 Don't think of it like it's it's um 214 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,880 Uh, it's essentially streaming 215 00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:57,600 The game so the any game that you're playing on the portal has to be downloaded on your playstation and your playstation has to be switched on 216 00:14:57,920 --> 00:15:00,320 Which you can switch it on as long as it's in rest mode 217 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:04,000 But you can't switch it on if it's turned off which i've always found annoying because I will 218 00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:06,560 If you've got the feature for me to turn the fucker on when it's in rest mode 219 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:10,720 Surely you must have the feature for me to switch it on when it's turned off 220 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:16,720 That would make more sense because like you just said if you've then gone out and you're gonna fuck I ain't turn my playstation on 221 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:18,960 You can just pull up the app and go put it on 222 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:24,400 Just makes no sense. I don't know why they thought that would be a good idea to design it like that. I mean 223 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:32,080 Why not design it similar to the steam deck where it can just connect to your playstation account and access your playstation library 224 00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:38,000 Surely they have to be able to do that because then you would need to have think of all the software think of 225 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:43,600 You it's far easier from a software point of view to stream something 226 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:49,120 Then it is to create a device that can hold all the information on that device to be able to then play that 227 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:55,200 As good as if you were just streaming it think like the steam deck the amount of hardware that's in that or the asus rog 228 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:57,920 Any of that shit the lenovo 229 00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:03,280 Their powerhouses whereas the portal is just a streaming device 230 00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:08,160 It hasn't hasn't got any of that. Yeah, I mean don't get me wrong. It's it's a lot cheaper, isn't it? 231 00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:11,120 It's 200 quid, but I think you might as well pay for it 232 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:14,960 200 quid, but I think you might as well pay extra and get something that's actually 233 00:16:15,660 --> 00:16:20,640 Usable because unless you're if unless you're in your house, I wouldn't be using that. Yeah. Yeah 234 00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:26,240 Yeah, it's certainly when we plan online games fuck that but it's also and the input lag is doggy 235 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:31,680 But you have to even on the main menu of the playstation screen. It's lagging. You gotta remember as well that it 236 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:38,080 It was never it was never advertised or intended to be used 237 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:42,820 Outside I didn't know you could until he told me you could yeah, I didn't believe him 238 00:16:42,980 --> 00:16:49,780 It was it was it was made for that one reason of if there's no free tv. I can use the portal 239 00:16:50,740 --> 00:16:54,900 and a lot of people jumped on it and enjoyed that I don't know if 240 00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:59,780 I'm gonna imagine that if you are connected to a stable wi-fi that it would play a lot better 241 00:17:00,180 --> 00:17:02,180 Um than if you're connected to fucking 242 00:17:02,740 --> 00:17:05,540 5g because it's just not as stable as wi-fi 243 00:17:05,540 --> 00:17:09,420 I just don't I don't like the fact that you have to be streaming everything all the time 244 00:17:09,580 --> 00:17:12,020 Why why can't they just make a new playstation? 245 00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:18,220 Handheld why they got no one wants his fucking portal shit everyone everyone wants a new Vita or PSP 246 00:17:18,220 --> 00:17:20,660 Everyone's always crying about give me a new Vita 247 00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:27,500 No one wants a fucking a device that essentially is useless unless you're next to the console you could already be playing 248 00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:29,500 You know what? I don't 249 00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:31,500 Really know because you remember with the um 250 00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:35,660 With the PSP you'd get different discs wouldn't they were smaller 251 00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:39,700 The old one is it or the Vita was the old one? 252 00:17:39,700 --> 00:17:43,960 I think the PSP was the old one. I think PSP was the first was the first one 253 00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:47,860 Then you had the V right? I only had the PSP and used to get the little discs with it. Yeah 254 00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:51,980 I was I was about to make a point of maybe they don't want to 255 00:17:52,340 --> 00:17:56,860 Fork out the infrastructure to then hold something like that. However, most shit is digital now 256 00:17:56,860 --> 00:18:04,140 Yeah, and the PlayStation 5 is only 800 gig brand new like storage wise 257 00:18:04,140 --> 00:18:09,020 And then a hundred of that is taken up by the system. So call it 700 maximum 258 00:18:09,020 --> 00:18:13,940 Is that what you've got? Well by like you said by Steam Deck Steam Deck is a terabyte 259 00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:17,940 the fucking SD card that I've slapped in my little one was like 260 00:18:19,260 --> 00:18:21,260 500 and something and it was like 30 quid 261 00:18:21,260 --> 00:18:27,140 How do you do that because it there's two slots in there. There's a there's a SD thing and then you can get like an internal 262 00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:29,140 one to put inside as well 263 00:18:29,140 --> 00:18:33,460 Did you have to take yours apart? No, no mine's literally on the 264 00:18:34,060 --> 00:18:37,780 The underside of it. So where you're holding it underneath it 265 00:18:38,220 --> 00:18:41,260 You literally like a SIM card just pop that in and then when you 266 00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:47,580 Download stuff or when you look in your storage or whatever you literally say internal and then SD card 267 00:18:47,580 --> 00:18:54,140 There's yeah, what's the video? Yes, there's some geezer taking it all apart and that and he was putting like in a new storage thing 268 00:18:54,140 --> 00:19:00,140 So I was like fuck doing all that. I'm not that capable. There's probably like saying yeah, it's probably just changing the hard drive 269 00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:04,380 I know he was putting internal storage in yeah changing the hard drive. No, I don't know 270 00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:08,660 Yeah, you you wouldn't have to you just buy a fucking memory card and just 271 00:19:09,180 --> 00:19:13,040 Slop that in but yeah, you can like download games on Steam 272 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:18,820 Right and then just play them without being connected to the internet. Yeah, so that that is what the PlayStation needs 273 00:19:18,820 --> 00:19:25,900 I think I don't know why this dead the market to have a console handheld console that can only be used to stream 274 00:19:26,740 --> 00:19:29,860 Essentially next to the machine that you're streaming from 275 00:19:30,340 --> 00:19:36,100 In the the money must be so small. It's very nice and it was expensive for what it is as well 276 00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:38,700 Do you want your quids not in the sniff? Is it no not for? 277 00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:43,260 Not for the reasons of I can't use a telly at the moment 278 00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:48,060 Let me let me switch my PlayStation on and get that all going and then go and use a fucking 279 00:19:48,580 --> 00:19:53,300 Little portal especially you can get like a normal Steam deck now for like 300 quid 280 00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:59,180 But why would you buy the portal like if you're willing to spend and you've got 200 pound expendable funds 281 00:19:59,620 --> 00:20:01,620 Don't spend it on a fucking poor 282 00:20:01,620 --> 00:20:08,420 Yeah, cuz a lot a lot of games that are on PlayStation and now on Steam as well. The the gap is getting ever increasingly 283 00:20:08,940 --> 00:20:13,460 Smaller in terms of what you can and can't play across different platforms 284 00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:16,420 the fucking 285 00:20:16,420 --> 00:20:20,220 The near future very much is you should be able to play everything on everything 286 00:20:20,540 --> 00:20:24,820 Which I think is what most companies are aiming for because that's kind of where the money is 287 00:20:25,660 --> 00:20:27,340 but 288 00:20:27,340 --> 00:20:30,460 Obviously we had this conversation when it was first announced and then when it come out 289 00:20:30,460 --> 00:20:34,020 And that we could not understand the reasoning behind 290 00:20:34,980 --> 00:20:36,980 the PlayStation portal 291 00:20:37,260 --> 00:20:41,740 Give me a fucking PS 5 of a terabyte on it before you give me a fucking PlayStation ball 292 00:20:41,980 --> 00:20:44,500 Where's my fucking terabyte PS 5 was like? 293 00:20:45,220 --> 00:20:47,580 500 something quid where the fuck's that? 294 00:20:48,340 --> 00:20:52,640 I had no interest in the portal at all who are who sat there in a board meeting 295 00:20:53,300 --> 00:20:56,460 Who sat there and when we need to do something innovative? 296 00:20:56,460 --> 00:21:01,940 For the PlayStation we've got a keeper player base and we got a fucking drum up some money and some business 297 00:21:01,940 --> 00:21:07,220 What should we do? What can we think of we got Steam decks popping up? We've got Lenovo legions popping up 298 00:21:07,220 --> 00:21:11,380 We've got aces. We've got all the other weird ones popping up. What should we come up with? 299 00:21:11,380 --> 00:21:16,460 Oh, I know let's not do that and we'll just split a controller in half 300 00:21:16,700 --> 00:21:21,380 Put a phone screen in front of it and then we'll stream everything right next to the PlayStation that you've already got 301 00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:24,780 Don't get me wrong. It feels good like the control and stuff 302 00:21:24,780 --> 00:21:31,420 It feels really nice. So a very nice feeling handheld and as I say I had no interest in it at all 303 00:21:31,420 --> 00:21:37,300 Not one piece of me ever even paid it in mind and then he when he said he got one and 304 00:21:37,900 --> 00:21:43,300 I said, you know, you can't play that work. All right. He was like, no, no, you can't. I don't think you can 305 00:21:43,820 --> 00:21:45,820 He bought it in and showed me 306 00:21:46,020 --> 00:21:50,300 Instantly, I was like if this is good, then I'm gonna buy one interesting. I'm gonna buy one 307 00:21:50,300 --> 00:21:56,940 Yeah, and as soon as it because he was like not gassing it up, but he was like no no, it's alright. It's alright 308 00:21:57,460 --> 00:22:01,580 It's not too bad. And then as soon as it come on right bear in mind, I 309 00:22:02,140 --> 00:22:04,140 Press the power button 310 00:22:04,140 --> 00:22:09,460 Did nothing I held it for two seconds or so and did nothing. I was like, what am I doing? 311 00:22:09,460 --> 00:22:13,820 He's like, yeah, you have to hold it for a long time. I must have held that button for about six seven seconds 312 00:22:13,820 --> 00:22:16,780 Yeah, but anything to happen and then for it to actually 313 00:22:16,780 --> 00:22:20,940 Connect to his because if you're not connected to Wi-Fi does nothing 314 00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:24,820 I literally nothing you can you can't even look through your your screen 315 00:22:24,820 --> 00:22:30,420 You can't do anything and it took probably about three or four minutes to connect to his hotspot and 316 00:22:31,140 --> 00:22:35,820 Then as soon as it become available and I moved left or right on his home page 317 00:22:36,140 --> 00:22:38,420 The input lag was just I was just like wow 318 00:22:38,420 --> 00:22:41,780 I couldn't play any game like this because you know when you're like, you know 319 00:22:41,780 --> 00:22:45,980 You're talking to someone on the phone and they're for some reason. I don't know why you're talking to someone 320 00:22:45,980 --> 00:22:50,140 I don't know why this happens. It happened to me the other day funnily enough. It's just a delay 321 00:22:50,180 --> 00:22:57,060 Yeah, and then you're talking and waiting ages. So off putting yeah, it's horrible and that's the same as input lag, right? 322 00:22:57,060 --> 00:22:59,460 It's a horrible feeling. I couldn't play like that 323 00:22:59,460 --> 00:23:03,860 So when I put it up more combat and yeah, I thought that's a simple enough single player game 324 00:23:03,860 --> 00:23:08,380 You can play it just scorpion vs. Subzero and you it's just going all 325 00:23:08,740 --> 00:23:13,620 Pixely like this is like the screen was tearing. Do you know I mean it was fucking awful 326 00:23:13,620 --> 00:23:17,180 I honestly I just can't for the life of me see 327 00:23:17,940 --> 00:23:23,060 What on earth possessed them to make that I don't get I don't get it. I really don't get it 328 00:23:23,060 --> 00:23:26,020 Can you I don't know if you can play that whilst? 329 00:23:27,060 --> 00:23:31,060 Someone else is playing your PlayStation. No, well, yeah exactly. So what is the point? 330 00:23:31,780 --> 00:23:37,140 You can only you can only because obviously you can have multiple accounts on your PlayStation 331 00:23:37,140 --> 00:23:39,420 You can have a primary account as well in the secondary and blah blah blah 332 00:23:39,420 --> 00:23:45,540 as far as I'm aware you can't flick between the two if you're if you're playing on your 333 00:23:45,540 --> 00:23:48,920 Portal while your PlayStation's turned on and someone switches the user then it 334 00:23:49,860 --> 00:23:54,820 Cuts it all off because it's because it's streaming from that 335 00:23:55,380 --> 00:23:57,700 That PlayStation but that account as well 336 00:23:58,340 --> 00:24:01,300 It's proper odd. It's really odd and it's 337 00:24:02,140 --> 00:24:05,660 It's strange because it's not even like you can say that 338 00:24:05,660 --> 00:24:10,840 PlayStation have never dabbled in the handheld universe because they definitely have everyone loved the 339 00:24:11,460 --> 00:24:17,140 Years, yes still play them now. Yeah, they definitely have so so why why you know in a world where? 340 00:24:17,740 --> 00:24:21,800 Handhelds are popping up left right and center. You wouldn't just go fuck it. Let's have a crack 341 00:24:22,260 --> 00:24:27,700 No, I mean because ain't a switch like one of the if not the highest selling console this generation 342 00:24:28,060 --> 00:24:30,060 Right. So everyone wants the switch 343 00:24:30,060 --> 00:24:30,580 Yeah 344 00:24:30,580 --> 00:24:35,540 Everyone wants the handheld shit and I know a lot of them sales come from kovid where people wanted it and stuff 345 00:24:35,540 --> 00:24:37,540 like that, but 346 00:24:37,580 --> 00:24:41,200 The handheld thing is massive. Like why are you not? 347 00:24:41,620 --> 00:24:47,260 What is the point of the poor? That is what I can't cross. What is the point? I really don't get it and 348 00:24:48,100 --> 00:24:55,300 Yes, it's disappointing. But that that is my reasoning. Basically. I was like, I didn't realize I wanted a handheld until I 349 00:24:55,780 --> 00:25:00,740 Almost wanted a poor and then I was like, you know what fuck it. Let me look at these steam decks 350 00:25:00,740 --> 00:25:04,140 Well, I I haven't used my steam deck for months 351 00:25:04,140 --> 00:25:09,100 I'll be your PC player right so I'm not yeah, so that's the difference. I I 352 00:25:09,780 --> 00:25:11,780 regard that as 353 00:25:11,940 --> 00:25:13,420 possibly 354 00:25:13,420 --> 00:25:16,860 One of the coolest gaming purchases I've ever made in my life 355 00:25:17,660 --> 00:25:20,360 Because despite me not using it it's there 356 00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:25,940 I check it routinely because I don't want to let the battery run out to zero because you're not supposed to do that 357 00:25:25,940 --> 00:25:27,820 It's not good for battery health 358 00:25:27,820 --> 00:25:30,620 And I keep it updated and it just sits in the drawer 359 00:25:30,620 --> 00:25:34,900 So it's fine and I'll use it whenever I get that itch to want to use it again 360 00:25:34,900 --> 00:25:39,140 If I don't I don't fuck it. The difference is with you, right is that 361 00:25:39,820 --> 00:25:44,140 If you're going if you went to France or something other than I bring it with me 362 00:25:44,140 --> 00:25:47,760 Yeah, but yeah, but you would you could take your laptop and you probably would take a laptop 363 00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:55,020 I don't I won't do that or have anything really that I would do that for but I would definitely take the same deck 364 00:25:55,020 --> 00:26:00,580 And yeah, I just think by the things you can do on it. Obviously I was torn 365 00:26:00,580 --> 00:26:03,220 Looks I bought the steam deck then I started I was dumb 366 00:26:03,220 --> 00:26:07,580 I was running out of battery on my phone and I was I was really want to buy it now for my battery dies 367 00:26:07,580 --> 00:26:10,660 And then it died and then I started looking more into detail about it 368 00:26:10,660 --> 00:26:13,700 Which is the wrong way to do things don't do things the way I did it 369 00:26:15,900 --> 00:26:22,820 But I went home and then I started like doing the comparisons between the Rog and what's the other one the the 370 00:26:22,820 --> 00:26:29,700 The Lenovo Legion so they're good. Like they've all got their they've all got their pros and they've all got their cons 371 00:26:30,820 --> 00:26:36,700 99 percent of the videos are watched all said if you have to pick the free go for the steam deck because 372 00:26:36,940 --> 00:26:39,580 Whilst this might have slightly better frame rate 373 00:26:39,580 --> 00:26:44,180 This might have slightly better performance all in all package the steam deck does it the best 374 00:26:44,180 --> 00:26:48,940 the yeah, the steam deck is your jack of all and and a lot of people are comparing it to 375 00:26:49,420 --> 00:26:51,580 Back in my day when I was really little 376 00:26:51,580 --> 00:26:55,100 And the handheld market was big then like the steam deck is the Gameboy 377 00:26:55,100 --> 00:26:59,540 You know I mean and then the the Rog is like the little Sega. I come in well 378 00:26:59,540 --> 00:27:04,100 They had mega drive or something. No, they had their own little handheld. I can't remember the game gear 379 00:27:04,100 --> 00:27:09,540 So like they've got like but the Gameboy is the one in it right? So and and also 380 00:27:10,180 --> 00:27:15,540 Like Steam decks in it for the long haul, you know the because steam have already got their their audience 381 00:27:15,540 --> 00:27:19,500 They've got they've got you by the bullets steam deck has a its operating systems 382 00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:22,460 There it's and obviously but 383 00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:25,740 Valve has the money not saying the fucking 384 00:27:26,260 --> 00:27:29,260 Asus don't or fucking Lenovo 385 00:27:30,020 --> 00:27:33,860 But they so the the Rog runs on 386 00:27:35,140 --> 00:27:36,540 Microsoft 387 00:27:36,540 --> 00:27:40,100 obviously the steam deck runs on 388 00:27:40,620 --> 00:27:42,620 fucking 389 00:27:43,380 --> 00:27:47,620 It's Linux or something like that's the one I don't know what that means 390 00:27:47,620 --> 00:27:53,420 I don't know what that means. They kept saying that I have no idea. You don't need to it's just basically 391 00:27:54,220 --> 00:27:56,220 Linux is it 392 00:27:57,100 --> 00:27:59,740 it's like the developer mode of fucking a 393 00:28:00,900 --> 00:28:07,380 Computer it lets you delve in and do basically whatever you want. Where's like on like so like my laptop for example, I 394 00:28:08,100 --> 00:28:14,340 Can but if I wanted to get into all the files of the of the laptop itself and get get really into the nitty and gritty 395 00:28:14,340 --> 00:28:19,060 It's a little bit more difficult on something. That's that's on Windows 396 00:28:19,740 --> 00:28:20,980 whereas 397 00:28:20,980 --> 00:28:25,820 Linux is is sort of it's designed as like a 398 00:28:26,380 --> 00:28:30,320 For a developer basically it's designed in a way that you are able to do 399 00:28:30,780 --> 00:28:33,140 Whatever you want with it, which is very good 400 00:28:33,140 --> 00:28:37,140 If you know what you're doing if you don't know what you're doing, it's very bad because you can fuck it up really easily 401 00:28:37,140 --> 00:28:41,940 That's what people are saying my my recommendation is do not go into the desktop mode 402 00:28:41,940 --> 00:28:46,600 Unless you're just going on Google do not go into that and have a look because 403 00:28:47,420 --> 00:28:48,860 Everything's there 404 00:28:48,860 --> 00:28:50,860 absolutely everything but 405 00:28:51,140 --> 00:28:55,060 There are so many guides on YouTube that are idiot proof that 406 00:28:56,260 --> 00:29:01,380 Well, I don't know I'll put that to the test you're you're able to figure stuff out pretty easily 407 00:29:01,380 --> 00:29:04,500 I mean don't get me wrong. I it already has emulators 408 00:29:04,500 --> 00:29:12,320 Pre-downloaded onto it. That's another thing like I don't mean to interrupt mate, but you can fucking play tears of the kingdom on it 409 00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:17,940 Yeah, you can get a Nintendo switch emulator. Yeah, why are you buying a portal? Yeah, dolphin and all that shit 410 00:29:17,940 --> 00:29:19,940 It's all done bro, I don't understand 411 00:29:20,100 --> 00:29:27,100 I've always wondered because I've often seen it like tears of the kingdom is so much better with like unbreakable weapon mod 412 00:29:27,100 --> 00:29:31,060 And I'm just like how the fuck you mod in that shit. It's it's a little bit more difficult 413 00:29:31,060 --> 00:29:36,740 So I tried to emulate a couple of Pokemon's on there and it weren't working for me the guides 414 00:29:36,740 --> 00:29:39,060 I was watching for whatever reason it wasn't working 415 00:29:39,060 --> 00:29:44,780 I'm sure I was just doing something stupid because it is a lot of move files to here unzip them here blah blah blah 416 00:29:45,420 --> 00:29:46,660 but 417 00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:48,200 it's the 418 00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:51,180 The fact that I couldn't do it doesn't mean that it's stupid 419 00:29:51,180 --> 00:29:58,340 It just means I'm stupid the fact that you can do that on this little fucking handheld device that was sub 500 quid is 420 00:29:58,340 --> 00:30:05,740 Is incredible you're able to emulate anything and it's not like it's we fucking we're in the dark web here doing shit 421 00:30:05,740 --> 00:30:09,060 They were not supposed to be doing valve encourage you to do it 422 00:30:09,060 --> 00:30:15,020 They encourage you to fuck around with the settings and to and to do little cool tricks. I mean fuck me you can put wow on it 423 00:30:15,980 --> 00:30:20,980 Yeah, I mean you can you can put anything on it. Hey, that's that's the key for me 424 00:30:20,980 --> 00:30:25,380 What you just said there is like I won't put a Nintendo emulator on it 425 00:30:25,380 --> 00:30:28,500 I know I won't but you can you can is enough for me 426 00:30:28,500 --> 00:30:34,340 Yeah, you you you'll probably play it the same way as I do and that is to stay in the fucking steam for sure 427 00:30:35,020 --> 00:30:40,200 It's so many games on steam that I want to play but I never can for two reasons one 428 00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:44,660 I don't play the laptop enough to I only like playing with controls 429 00:30:45,020 --> 00:30:50,160 So the steam deck all the games that I want to play I can play on a control and I know I can plug the 430 00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:56,960 X what's control is not the same. It's not comfortable. Yeah. Also another thing you can do you can dock it and then get it on the 431 00:30:56,960 --> 00:31:02,920 Telly, yep, do I mean like why you buy the portal the fucking thing the negatives of it? 432 00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:05,160 I will say and they're only slight is that 433 00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:09,200 For me, I feel it's just slightly too wide 434 00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:15,080 When you're playing it and you're you're it feels comfortable but on the analog sticks 435 00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:22,760 And the triggers sometime they just feel a little bit too far apart where you almost like stretching to have to do stuff 436 00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:25,600 But that's like it's no deal breaker. It's not unplayable 437 00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:30,660 It's just a little thing that I noticed when you go from a dual shock to fucking steam deck. It will do 438 00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:39,800 The battery on them is wank the battery on them are just shit, but you're asking it to do a lot. However 439 00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:46,360 Ways that I come around that is if I'm planning on if you if you want to fucking take it to work with you 440 00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:48,360 When you know, you're not doing much that day 441 00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:54,200 Do what I do spend a little bit of fucking extra money get yourself a battery pack 442 00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:58,560 That's how it has to be one that's powerful enough because I bought one that was just a standard one 443 00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:04,000 They're not powerful enough. The one that I've got is and it will give you a full 444 00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:06,960 400% in one 445 00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:11,520 I think you can do it twice before the battery block runs out. So 446 00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:15,440 Whatever I did when I was playing it rather than just let it run out 447 00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:22,940 I just plug the fucker in because also what's very smart with the steam deck is to preserve the battery when you plug it in 448 00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:28,820 It will bypass the battery itself and just go straight to whatever you've plugged it in 449 00:32:28,820 --> 00:32:34,280 So it's not drawing charge from the battery. It will go up to a certain point like charge it to like 90% 450 00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:36,280 100% things like 451 00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:42,880 95 96 percent and then it will stop charging and then it will just draw its power 452 00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:46,400 Straight from the power source that you plugged into same as this laptop. That's why 453 00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:51,880 This back this laptop only ever state is turned on with the battery plugged in 454 00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:57,860 But when I the battery itself is absolutely fine because it's not using the battery 455 00:32:57,860 --> 00:33:01,440 It's using the fucking mains unplugged into the Steve that works exactly the same. That's why 456 00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:04,640 When Steph was playing boulders gate free on the steam deck 457 00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:11,040 I did a lot of research because I was worried because she was playing with it plugged in because it would die quite quick 458 00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:15,920 And then yeah, that's when I found out all the all the shit that no it is clever 459 00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:23,080 It will just bypass the battery entirely when it knows as a fucking direct source. It's very very intuitive. Yes genius 460 00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:28,280 It's very clever and yeah things like that boulders gate bang get me in. Yeah 461 00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:32,240 I can play boulders gate on the go. Yeah apps of Aghanluti 462 00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:37,680 And it don't get me wrong boulders gate looks way worse on the steam deck than on like the laptop or PlayStation or whatever 463 00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:43,560 But you can fiddle with the settings to make it look as good as it's gonna look on the steam deck 464 00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:47,600 But don't don't expect stuff to look as perfect as it does on a PlayStation, but 465 00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:52,000 Really not that bad. I'm not bothered about graphics. Anyway, I never have been 466 00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:56,200 Like the big hitters obviously, I'm still gonna play on the consoles and stuff like that 467 00:33:56,200 --> 00:34:02,160 But when I want to play the binding of Isaac enter the gun, you know, any vampire survivors, bro Tato 468 00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:08,840 I mean, yeah, you know, I love all the little indie games saying like what's that game? You and Conor were playing 469 00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:12,160 I want to try out. Yeah. Yeah, that's the sort of shit. I want to be playing 470 00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:20,360 Yeah, so and and obviously it has the added benefit of our boy for steam. Oh, it doesn't I want to play it 471 00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:23,840 But I want to like sit back and just have a controller 472 00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:26,880 Then I'll just bring up steam on the laptop and plug a controller in 473 00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:33,160 Steam it's my it's an account. I'm adding games to but you can even you can 474 00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:39,360 You can play your steam deck, but then open up steam on your laptop and then 475 00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:46,120 Put basically pull your emulate your screen on your steam deck onto your laptop through steam 476 00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:51,760 So like it's very nice and I only did it a couple times because you don't fucking need to do that 477 00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:55,800 But you are able because obviously they're they're the same system 478 00:34:57,040 --> 00:35:01,320 One thing I do like about the steam deck as well is the customization of just your profile 479 00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:06,600 Yeah, what is that? Because I just in steam in general because 480 00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:10,360 When I bought it give me like six and a half thousand steam points 481 00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:18,160 I want to get a standpoint. There's a there's a shop where basically on the steam deck and and on your steam account basically 482 00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:21,000 and on your steam account basically 483 00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:24,160 You can 484 00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:28,800 change like the border around your profile picture like mine for example my 485 00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:35,600 Icon is the watch the buttons logo and then the border is like this green slime 486 00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:39,400 That's forever dropping down the picture, but it's the exact same color as the 487 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:44,520 as the green in the background to what's the button so it's quite cool and 488 00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:51,860 And then on your actual steam profile that everyone can view you can change the banners the fucking background the wallpaper 489 00:35:51,860 --> 00:35:56,000 You can have dynamic wallpapers and like some really cool artistic shit 490 00:35:56,000 --> 00:36:00,600 I think Connor added me on steam. Yeah, and he had loads of flashy shit. Yeah 491 00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:04,160 I'll show you after this but then with the with the steam deck 492 00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:11,040 It has a startup animation. Yeah, that was that was one of the extra things on the terabyte version was that it gives you a 493 00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:17,040 Startup video or something. Yeah. Yeah, I've got the startup movie or some shit. Yeah, and you can 494 00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:23,360 You can buy more of them with the steam points and you can also set it to 495 00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:30,400 Randomize so I've got about 10 different ones and it will randomize it every time I turn it on something like that 496 00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:34,600 So little but so fucking cool. Yeah, it's very cool. I was going through them 497 00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:39,480 I didn't know what the points exactly were for but all the things I was seeing with them and there were things like 498 00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:41,480 I 499 00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:48,240 Thought it's not but it was things like the barrel from Lord of the Rings up flying and flames in war and then it 500 00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:54,360 That's cool just to have the steam that starb like that would be gas. Yes, very very cool shit. There's 501 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:59,080 Very cool. There's like there's like a few bugs that I've run into before so like for example 502 00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:04,960 Every now and then whenever like after a long time applying it when you 503 00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:09,480 When you because you never turn it off just like the switch you just put it into rest mode 504 00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:13,440 You don't like you don't have to turn the fucking thing off. You just I'm 505 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:16,760 Mostly do about that. I have to turn everything off. I get well 506 00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:20,760 I see the I have to like shut stuff down there. The switch was always like that 507 00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:25,760 It was it was hard to shut it down. There's such a pain in the ass. Well, don't well don't do it with the steam deck 508 00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:31,120 It's not what it's intended for it's intended to be put into just fucking sleep mode 509 00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:35,400 But every now and then I encounter a bug where I put it into sleep mode 510 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:40,080 And screen will turn off, but you know when a screens turn off, but you know, it isn't yeah 511 00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:42,080 so, you know, we're like say 512 00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:49,400 You lose the HDMI from your telly and it goes that black but it's like a lighter black. Yeah, yeah 513 00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:51,400 it will do that and 514 00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:53,940 It's basically because there's like there's some 515 00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:58,840 thing running in the background that's preventing it from fully turn off and I have to fucking 516 00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:01,920 Fiddle around with it and fuck about but it's only happened a couple of times 517 00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:04,800 Nothing like deal breaker 518 00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:07,840 And yeah, that's about it 519 00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:11,280 I think there's been a couple times where like it hasn't turned on properly 520 00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:13,040 but I 521 00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:15,040 Just put it down to whilst it's annoying 522 00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:21,000 It's also a teething problem because this is the first handheld that valve have ever come out with and mine's also the most basic 523 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:25,320 Model that you can get. Yeah, the OLED it says like the multiple 524 00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:30,800 The multiple improvements rah rah and the battery life is supposed to be better battery life supposed to be better 525 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:33,560 not amazingly better, but I'll never the less the 526 00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:38,540 the processing speed is better the 527 00:38:39,240 --> 00:38:40,520 speed of 528 00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:48,080 Pulling games from the SD card to actually playing is better because that's another thing you have to pick the right SD card 529 00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:54,040 Can't just throw a cheat. Well, you can just throw a cheap one in but it's not gonna be as good as the more expensive like 530 00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:58,280 Samsung Evo fucking SD card that they they all have their 531 00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:03,740 Their preference. I think mine's like a sand disk or no, I think mine might be a Samsung Evo to be fair 532 00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:08,260 But yeah, the the version that you've bought has like the best 533 00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:13,640 Processing speed but when you do a side-by-side comparison, you're talking like point five seconds 534 00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:19,600 Oh, yeah, it's really nothing that this is why I went for the most basic one because I was I'll just throw an SD card 535 00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:26,440 Into it because I knew that future me wouldn't be playing it as much as fucking pass me for I would be 536 00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:31,680 so I was I'm not gonna spend a silly amount of money because whilst it's cool to have I 537 00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:35,960 Don't want to I'd be more pissed off if I'd spent like 500 quid on it 538 00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:38,560 And it's just been sat in my drawer for two months without being touched 539 00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:43,320 Yeah, I mean whereas now where it's like it's there. It's cool. It's couple hundred quid 540 00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:45,960 I'll crack it out when I want to 541 00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:50,520 Yeah, you can talk it always forget that you can dock them. Yeah, like I say, there's loads of stuff 542 00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:52,520 I want to get for it and then the 543 00:39:54,240 --> 00:40:00,400 The case that they give you is already powerful like the case is like a big bulky protective thing 544 00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:05,440 Yeah, it's a big bulky protective case. Yeah, I need to get the screen protectors 545 00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:10,320 I need to make sure I get the right one for that because I'm terrible put them on I had one on the switch and 546 00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:13,520 I always end up getting a bubble and it pisses me off. Mm-hmm 547 00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:17,200 But yeah, like I said, I've watched so many videos yesterday 548 00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:21,000 It was just fucking I watched too many videos made me feel sick 549 00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:28,440 Yeah, I'm gassed I can't wait to get it. Let's see what it is even down to the the in-game overlay 550 00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:32,600 There's a button on it where you can just press it and it will come up with a 551 00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:34,800 List of options. Yep 552 00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:40,440 See that one was just performance and you can it has a slider on it and it will go from something because mine you as 553 00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:42,800 It will just show you your frames in the top right 554 00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:49,840 But then it will show you your frames and you're fucking like your wattage or whatever and then like the big the beefiest one 555 00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:55,440 It just gives you a drop down of fucking everything that's going on in the background like all the numbers and shit looks really cool 556 00:40:55,440 --> 00:41:00,520 But I'm like, I don't know what the fuck I'm looking at but it's very it's very quick and easy to just flick between 557 00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:07,000 Between it all. Yeah, it's very nice and you can change the battery set. It's just a computer. It's great 558 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:12,960 That's all it is. Another reason I really wanted it was because I love as we literally spoke about it last week 559 00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:15,360 And this wasn't even on my mind when we were talking about it 560 00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:20,400 But like that cross-save shit, but that's coming into hell divers 561 00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:21,040 Yeah 562 00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:26,920 so to play hell divers to on the ps5 at home and then just grind it out while I'm out and about or 563 00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:31,600 I've been anchoring. I don't know why I don't know why I am the way I am 564 00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:34,920 I don't know why I'm like this by am so deal with it 565 00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:36,920 I've been anchoring to play a bit of ESO 566 00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:40,920 No, I don't know why 567 00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:43,000 but the fact that 568 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:47,200 The fact that I can play ESO out and about yeah, he's fantastic 569 00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:52,200 Yeah, I mean, I don't know if that is quite done if I could play that on the Xbox. Yes, I was in cross 570 00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:59,320 Yeah, that's a shame. But nevertheless I could just play it. I've seen people play on there and they play solely on the steam 571 00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:05,800 I'm just I will give it it all the times. I've played it at work and I've been connected to my hotspot 572 00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:09,160 It hasn't been a single issue. It's been no buffering 573 00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:13,800 There's been no issue like the games that I've been playing have played absolutely fine when they're connected to the hotspot 574 00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:19,140 Mind you it'll fucking rinse you your data, but if you've got unlimited like a lot of people do 575 00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:25,880 Then then you're all sweet. You could play the portal and then play single-player games and have a terrible time 576 00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:31,880 Mmm nuts to me absolute nuts the wolf and Steins played really well on Steam Deck 577 00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:35,000 Yeah, you were playing you were playing the Jedi survival one as well 578 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:40,280 And you're dead. I saw an order you played for bit on there. Yep, and then all like spider-man's on there 579 00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:43,960 There's another thing that I love is when you're on the Steam Deck 580 00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:48,940 When you go into steam because obviously when you turn it on it fucking loads it all up your order there in your profile 581 00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:51,840 And it has the store there 582 00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:56,120 It tells you it has the category in there for Steam Deck 583 00:42:56,120 --> 00:43:01,480 So all the games that are verified good to play on the Steam Deck and even if there's ones that 584 00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:04,280 Because they'll have like a green tick to say that no 585 00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:09,640 These are these are perfect for Steam Deck and then there'll be ones where there's like a little orange sort of circle thing 586 00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:13,280 Where it's like, yeah, these are good like these are fine, but there are some issues 587 00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:18,640 And then there's ones where it will go like untested or not suitable for Steam Deck 588 00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:20,840 but even then 589 00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:27,040 We spoke about it ages ago. The ones aren't unsuitable. For example, one of the Prince of Persia's 590 00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:29,980 It says is absolutely not compatible with Steam Deck 591 00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:35,420 That is because there's one tiny online aspect that doesn't work on Steam Deck with the rest of the game does 592 00:43:35,420 --> 00:43:42,060 Yeah, so even then you haven't got a fucking listen to it. There's a just got a double check and well, I'll remember it for you 593 00:43:42,060 --> 00:43:45,640 There's a website. I think when you get your Steam Deck actually 594 00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:50,360 There's a in one of the books they give you it tells you the website where you can look it up 595 00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:54,480 and you can look up any game that you want and it will give you a 596 00:43:55,400 --> 00:44:01,000 Rating on how good it is on the Steam Deck and give you loads of real player reviews on how it plays so you can figure 597 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,320 Out before you buy shit if it will work 598 00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:08,680 Yeah, yeah, so it makes it a lot easier rather than you spending like fucking 50 quid on whatever 599 00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:11,800 gas for football manager 600 00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:17,040 We've also like all the games that I've thought about I've googled and if they're good on Steam Deck 601 00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:22,160 And yeah, I haven't found one that I've wanted that people have gone and that shit tiny teenagers wonderland 602 00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:28,080 Yeah, I'm not really a Borderlands fan man. Very fun on the Steam Deck. I'm not Borderlands fan, but very fun 603 00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:31,080 Yeah, it's that 604 00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:33,320 Was very 605 00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:37,560 Because it's like a board game when you're trying when you're traversing around the world and then you go into like 606 00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:40,080 first-person shooter 607 00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:44,840 Mode. Yeah. Yeah, look at some stuff on it man. It was a real quirky fucking fun game 608 00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:50,000 I know Connor played he liked it. I just wanted to turn up now and that is painful to me 609 00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:55,300 Because I could have got it on Amazon, but it was like 200 quid more and I genuinely thought about it for a second 610 00:44:55,300 --> 00:44:59,480 Why it's right by straight from fucking steam? Yeah, I did but now I have to wait 611 00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:02,120 They emailed me on the way, you know, and I was like, ah 612 00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:07,840 Come on, baby, cuz I bought it and I haven't heard from them since I was like you motherfuckers 613 00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:12,100 What you have to do is make sure that it's updated 614 00:45:12,100 --> 00:45:15,820 like a like any PC when you turn it on the 615 00:45:17,740 --> 00:45:24,820 Whatever the button is on the left hand side. I have a free dots or whatever and then you scroll down to 616 00:45:27,620 --> 00:45:32,660 System and then it's literally the first one it says system update and you just check that every now and then because it 617 00:45:33,060 --> 00:45:35,060 Periodically you need to update it 618 00:45:35,300 --> 00:45:36,900 sick though, no 619 00:45:36,900 --> 00:45:43,700 Yeah, I'm I'm happy for you. I'm happy for me. I think it's cool. It'll be um, because it I think it'll be 620 00:45:44,220 --> 00:45:48,620 It'd be cool for you as well because you've obviously come from a Nintendo switch 621 00:45:49,260 --> 00:45:56,240 Mm-hmm. So you'll you'll get the full view of of of the comparison because they're so 622 00:45:57,860 --> 00:46:00,980 Unsimilar place just like you know what it is, right? 623 00:46:00,980 --> 00:46:06,860 I love the switch because it's a handheld console and when I like I didn't this time because I haven't got switch in 624 00:46:06,860 --> 00:46:10,260 I gave him to the kids and I was in when I was in Ireland 625 00:46:10,260 --> 00:46:13,700 I just reading and I love reading and I don't want to stop doing that either but 626 00:46:14,540 --> 00:46:16,180 right just 627 00:46:16,180 --> 00:46:20,500 It doesn't have to be like a deep fucking game to just be able to pick a 628 00:46:20,860 --> 00:46:25,920 Console up and whack Star Wars Battlefront on and just fuck about just shooting shit 629 00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:29,740 Yeah, well, that's enough for me like that. That'll do me. I haven't got a diver 630 00:46:29,740 --> 00:46:36,060 Dread actually all them ones like me is they're the sort of games I want to be playing like I want to have there's loads of games 631 00:46:36,060 --> 00:46:39,180 That are on my backlog that I haven't actually bought call it the lamb 632 00:46:39,420 --> 00:46:44,920 Yeah, no things like that bro, you know terraria fucking like a much 633 00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:48,620 I'll be much more inclined to play Stardew Valley because that's the sort of game 634 00:46:48,620 --> 00:46:52,020 I would rather play not on the other one play on a big screen on the control 635 00:46:52,020 --> 00:46:57,020 But if I want to play on the little fucking well high fire rush was the first game were properly completed fucking 636 00:46:57,460 --> 00:46:58,900 shadow of war 637 00:46:58,900 --> 00:47:05,340 Sick game really good on fucking stage. I mean games like that bro to just sit there and play that yeah, really good amazing 638 00:47:05,340 --> 00:47:10,220 I'll come gassed. I can't wait. I told Jim. I've got it. She didn't ask me no prices. So I told her no lies 639 00:47:11,380 --> 00:47:13,780 You know because I've got washing machine the other day 640 00:47:13,780 --> 00:47:17,880 So I kind of felt like I said I said to Matt I was you know, I want to buy myself something man 641 00:47:19,460 --> 00:47:24,900 Maybe not like that. So it was the washing machine a present for Jim. Well, she well has fucked up in it 642 00:47:24,900 --> 00:47:27,340 I had to get one and I said to her 643 00:47:27,340 --> 00:47:33,140 I just called her up. It's like the washing machine there. Yeah, I paid a little bit extra take the old one away install a new one 644 00:47:33,140 --> 00:47:35,500 She didn't have to lift a finger, you know, I'm that kind of guy 645 00:47:36,700 --> 00:47:41,820 I said a washing machine there. She's like, I love it. She loves that sort of shit. I don't know why so I fucking love it 646 00:47:41,820 --> 00:47:45,820 I love the washing machine. I'm so happy. I was like, are you really happy? She's like, yeah 647 00:47:45,820 --> 00:47:50,460 I brought myself a little steam deck. So what sounds like a lot basic game boy. She's like good for you 648 00:47:50,460 --> 00:47:55,980 Basically a game boy. You took that down so much. Yeah, just a other than saying it's a computer 649 00:47:55,980 --> 00:48:01,460 Other than saying it's a computer. Yeah, so she's just like I say ask no questions, you know lies 650 00:48:01,460 --> 00:48:05,380 Yeah, yeah, yeah true. She'll probably Google it and go what the fuck 651 00:48:05,380 --> 00:48:11,820 It's a it's a it's a very unique powerhouse that style a very good trend and a very innovative trend 652 00:48:12,340 --> 00:48:15,020 and it also it plays a lot of 653 00:48:16,180 --> 00:48:21,160 Triple-a games very very well, but it plays indie games absolutely 654 00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:23,840 Incredibly, bro. There's so many games 655 00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:31,480 So many theme that I can't play. Well, I can play like I said, I play the laptop, but I'm just not built like that 656 00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:34,320 I don't for me to I haven't got a lot of big table 657 00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:38,320 Let's see and be comfortable or gaming chair anywhere. I could sit 658 00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:41,940 It just has to be on my lap really and it's uncomfortable and I don't like it 659 00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:46,920 So like there's so many games that I want to play but I can't play comfortably 660 00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:52,480 And even then like say I could get the steam deck the docket and play on the telly 661 00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:58,520 So I can have that ultimate comfort. I'm guessing to do that. You probably need a controller of some description 662 00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:03,540 What to dock it? No to dock it and then play on the telly because your steam decks obviously docked 663 00:49:03,720 --> 00:49:06,440 You can't play it while it's docked like with the things 664 00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:11,260 Yeah, I'm not really 100 sure how it works. But yeah, there's space 665 00:49:11,260 --> 00:49:15,800 I know that there's the dock in it and then the USB goes in the back and you plug it in the HDMI 666 00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:20,640 I just don't know the controller. Yes, and I don't know if it's the steam controller or Xbox controller or whatever 667 00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:23,520 You want to use? I don't know but the fact that you can as I said 668 00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:28,400 I think you might be able to connect your dual shock to it. It's just amazing. I can't wait. I'm fucking gassed 669 00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:32,800 I think yeah, I think you could connect your your PlayStation controller to that game 670 00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:37,320 I always see people go on about that. I've always wanted to play never had a chance. I think it's called like 671 00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:39,840 V for rising or satin 672 00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:43,760 Is it called that if you had a that V for rising? 673 00:49:44,240 --> 00:49:47,880 V as in the letter V is in Victor. Yeah, and then 674 00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:50,120 I'm sure it's called V for rising 675 00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:56,120 Or V rising well, yeah V rising. Yeah that one there is look 676 00:49:57,480 --> 00:50:00,880 That thing but it's always like people always gassing about it 677 00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:05,840 Vampire hunt for blood in nearby settlements to be going to strength evade the scorch your son survive 678 00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:10,880 Raise your castle and thrive in an ever-changing open world full of mystery gain allies online and conquer the land of living 679 00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:15,560 It looks like a kind of Diablo esque. I think it's more like a you know, like a 680 00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:17,560 What's that game we played Valheim? 681 00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:19,120 Yeah, it's more like that 682 00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:25,000 But is an upcoming action role-playing survival game developed by stun lock studios and published by level infinite 683 00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:27,280 first 684 00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:34,480 Announced on May 5th 2021 for Windows it entered early access on May 17th 2022 and it is scheduled to be released on May 8th 685 00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:42,960 2024 within a week. It had surpassed 1 million sales. It's coming. It's coming soon. Yeah, that's good timing, you know 686 00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:46,800 But that's that's what I mean games like that. Fuckin hell is 35 687 00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:50,000 35 dollars, so whatever that is 688 00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:56,120 Just under 70,000 reviews nine and a half nine out of ten stars on Steam 689 00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:57,920 Yes, but it's a big in the game, bro 690 00:50:57,920 --> 00:51:02,960 I always see people play it and they love it and it looks like my fucking jam very positive 691 00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:07,960 I know it's in so it already come out. Yeah, it's already out on like early access, right? 692 00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:11,600 Oh shit. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah out for a long time 693 00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:16,640 Early access. Oh, yeah, and it's like a really popular game 694 00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:20,440 So I can as a vampire hunt for blood and it are you just said that in it? 695 00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:24,960 Um, yeah, I'm sure it's more like it's like Valheim kind of drive 696 00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:30,120 But it's a really popular game and one I've always wanted to play and I've been waiting for its console 697 00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:32,120 But obviously has it never come out anyway 698 00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:37,120 And it's just that that's exactly the sort of game that I always want to play but can never can yeah 699 00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:40,800 I just I was this this is from 19th of March 700 00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:42,400 with 701 00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:48,800 77.8 hours on record. I wish this had controller support so I can play on Steam Deck or just use on PC 702 00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:51,640 cool 703 00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:59,080 But that is that's what I mean though that is the sort of game that I'd love to play I mean they might I don't know 704 00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:03,800 It's probably worth don't go off of just one review of someone say there's no one else saying that if fucking 705 00:52:04,560 --> 00:52:06,560 Well, there's no one else mentioning it 706 00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:12,560 Awesome game. I wish all early access games were this flawless if you're into the vampire lore 707 00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:13,400 This game is for you 708 00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:19,140 The developers allowed plenty of room for you to run wild with your imagination when building your castle and the garden 709 00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:25,520 The graphics are very pleasing the gameplay is awesome, but the music is something to die for I never bought a game soundtrack 710 00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:27,520 But I will now it's just so pleasing 711 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:32,760 How does a game have free DLC expansion packs if it's still in early access 712 00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:37,440 It's the way it goes now. It says here is very rising steam deck compatible 713 00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:40,640 and it says 714 00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:46,160 It it says it's compatible on the same deck on steam, but it only uses mouse keyboard support 715 00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:50,060 So it doesn't make sense where you can plot you can put them out 716 00:52:50,060 --> 00:52:55,000 But what you can do with the beauty of steam so you know how? 717 00:52:56,320 --> 00:53:00,120 Game we've said before on PlayStation if you buy something 718 00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:04,720 The minute you download it you are unable to refund it under special circumstances 719 00:53:04,720 --> 00:53:10,200 They are cunts nice for that kind of stuff. Whereas steam they have a no bullshit policy 720 00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:13,200 Where basically you buy a game you've got a certain amount of time you can fucking return it 721 00:53:13,240 --> 00:53:17,520 Yeah, so you if you really wanted to you could buy it download it see for yourself 722 00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:22,040 What actually cracks on and then if it doesn't work just fucking refund it 723 00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:27,480 Get your money back and it's literally as simple as refund reason why done 724 00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:31,840 It says people do play on steam day. It's just not as easy as it would be on 725 00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:34,480 keyboard and mouse 726 00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:36,480 So you go so yeah, you might be right 727 00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:42,200 Community controls work well you can tell it wasn't meant for controller, but you can certainly do it 728 00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:44,200 There you go 729 00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:47,800 So your dreams haven't haven't been diminished you may continue 730 00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:54,200 But that but that I say that is the sort of game that I really want to play and they're the perfect games for 731 00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:59,200 Steam deck. Yeah, cuz it I'm pretty sure there's a category that tells you like what's being played 732 00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:01,800 and it gives you a lit the top list of 733 00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:08,920 of like the most popular games and I think they do have one for the Steam Deck category like what are the 734 00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:11,800 the most 735 00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:19,320 The popping games for fucking Steam Deck and it's good as well because gem watches so much shit on the telly that I'm not interested in 736 00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:25,560 but much like yourself and Steph I like it cuz she can go and watch stuff in the bedroom 737 00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:30,600 I don't like that. I like to be like next to her even if we're not doing or watching the same shit 738 00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:34,600 So she can watch her shit and I can play my shit and we're all happy plus 739 00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:41,080 Steam Deck has a whammo fucking charger and a whammo charger means that this charges in about 30 minutes 740 00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:43,080 Oh you plug your phone into that do you? 741 00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:46,120 Not supposed to but yeah charges it fucking super quick 742 00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:49,640 Rapid quick love that yeah, they're fantastic things 743 00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:54,440 I'll um when you get it if you want to get a battery pack and shit other I'll I'll send you the link 744 00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:57,480 I've got so many accessories I need to get for it. Yeah. Yeah 745 00:54:57,480 --> 00:54:58,520 I'm like a kid at Christmas 746 00:54:58,520 --> 00:55:02,520 This is the closest I get to feeling like a child does before it's birthday or Christmas 747 00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:08,520 The only thing is that I don't know if anyone's come out with any decent cases the case you get with it is very good 748 00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:10,520 I don't know if anyone's come out with any 749 00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:13,480 Any cool cases and you can't 750 00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:15,480 You can't put a case over the Steam Deck itself 751 00:55:16,520 --> 00:55:18,520 There's no like 752 00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:22,440 Skins for the Steam Deck or as such unless you're like custom making them 753 00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:28,360 I don't think now I saw someone with a white thing on theirs. They said they put some white shit on there, but I'm not interested in that 754 00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:30,360 I literally just want it to be safe 755 00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:34,920 Screen protector get a fucking get a back get a power bank for it 756 00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:38,840 And then you're good to go. That's that's basically it 757 00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:41,640 Start of your journey 758 00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:43,640 and and if you fucking 759 00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:45,560 if you 760 00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:47,480 If you play it and well to be fair 761 00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:52,120 I feel like you're the kind of person where you aren't gonna play it for five minutes and then put it down 762 00:55:52,120 --> 00:55:57,160 That makes sense. I think it seems to suit your lifestyle pretty well 763 00:55:57,800 --> 00:56:03,640 It's perfect for me that there's only one concern I have for it and it's got nothing to do with it per se 764 00:56:03,640 --> 00:56:07,000 It's just all I do now is read when I'm not playing computer 765 00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:11,560 Obviously not a home with the kids if I'm out and about or I'm on the lunch break, I just read I don't want that to stop 766 00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:16,440 Because I love reading and I've just started that 33 book series. I finished that series by the way 767 00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:23,880 What a shit ending six books six fucking books. I read. Yeah ending is fucking shocking bad. Yeah 768 00:56:24,360 --> 00:56:29,560 Well, the last fucking words come from a character that no one gives a shit about hasn't been in the last book 769 00:56:29,560 --> 00:56:34,200 It's great. Right and and there's so many characters that were just like well what happened to them then? 770 00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:40,040 Like they were building up so there's a whole book about one guy who was like fucking basically a dragon and 771 00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:42,040 He was doing this that and the other 772 00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:46,360 He lost the battle and then at the end of the book it was like but it's not over. Ra ra ra ra 773 00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:54,040 It never heard from him again. Well fucking shocking and I looked into it because I was like am I just not a avid reader? 774 00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:59,800 Or is that terrible and it was like apparently there was like three different authors throughout them six books 775 00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:03,960 So I can see why it's got a bit shit. Yeah. Yeah, yeah 776 00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:09,960 I'm currently reading two books alongside each other. I could never do that. That's mental reading 777 00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:12,280 one about 778 00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:13,720 Frau 779 00:57:13,720 --> 00:57:16,840 It's that that archive that I'm reading where it's got three books in it 780 00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:21,560 That's the second one in that installment and then I'm reading another one, which is about the Lich King 781 00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:25,160 But the one about the Lich King stays in the work van 782 00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:30,040 So when I'm not fucking working, but I'm at work, then I'll crack that out like I did today 783 00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:33,000 And then the other one stays by my bedside. So I read that 784 00:57:33,640 --> 00:57:39,880 But what I did have is I didn't read both of them for a couple of days and kind of forgot where I was 785 00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:45,240 So I had to quickly like flick through a page to figure out what the fuck was going on. But yeah, no, it's good, man 786 00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:49,240 I'm enjoying it really enjoying it far more than than what I ever thought I would 787 00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:51,880 I've for a long time 788 00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:56,280 For a long time for what I'll read is fucking boring. But no, I'm I'm I'm involved with it. Steph's made me a bookmark 789 00:57:56,280 --> 00:57:59,640 That's just a penis. Love that. That's very good. Love that 790 00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:02,440 But yeah, no, I'm I'm enjoying it 791 00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:05,880 But yeah, it's weird because this this archive 792 00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:09,560 Written by three different authors as well 793 00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:12,360 And you can definitely tell 794 00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:18,120 The the difference in in the authors one first one is made written by this 795 00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:22,680 Guy called like Chris knack or some shit like that and I don't like his style 796 00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:26,120 Whereas the one I'm reading at the moment both of them are made read 797 00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:32,120 The author is a woman called Christy golden, I think 798 00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:34,280 And she's fantastic 799 00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:38,360 You definitely you definitely learn about an author's style very quickly 800 00:58:39,080 --> 00:58:41,640 And you can just tell when it's um 801 00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:44,600 That knack geezers is fucking awesome 802 00:58:44,600 --> 00:58:50,440 And you can just tell when it's um, yeah, knack geezers is fucking boring man just waffles on 803 00:58:51,240 --> 00:58:56,680 Whereas this chris is this christy woman. She's she's she's decent. I'm gonna continue reading 804 00:58:57,560 --> 00:58:58,680 That's what it's all about 805 00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:03,560 And that's that and i'm sure next week we'll be able to fucking talk about steam deck again 806 00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:07,080 I hope so. I hope it's here hands-on review. When did you order it? 807 00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:12,120 Uh yesterday said three to five days, but I don't know if that's working days or I don't know 808 00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:17,480 I don't know. Yeah, it should be here. You should be all right. All right, sweet. See you later. Hooroo