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That's not good

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Yeah, oh really oh my god

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If it's your first episode, I'm sorry turn it off now, there's fucking no point. Oh

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Jesus I'm in my in my recovery stage from coming off a night. So forgive me for being a little bit

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Take me give me some warming up time. I have no excuse

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Why what you tired as well? No, I've just got nice. I'm just like this

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It's bugging me that your straps fucking

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all wonky at the top

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Yeah, that one. I like them though. They're nice. They're fucking up

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They did well. Yeah, cuz I've got fucking cuz I've got fat and I snapped the buttons off so that held together by cable ties

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And they're like a sharp that is for cuts my belly come at an angle. Yeah

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Fantastic do we got do I hope in what you've been doing

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Working plan video games smashing my car to pieces

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What else there was some other stuff? Oh

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Yeah, what sort of video games anything fucking I don't want to talk about boulders gate or fucking dragons dogma, please

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I don't want to

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But then what you can talk about World of Warcraft. No, I'm not. I'm not I'm gonna make a conscious effort to not

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Which is gonna be difficult because I haven't really done anything else to end it here

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I can only talk about what I've played

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I've played dragon's dogma

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Helldivers to and Daisy you were playing helldivers to you. Let's jump on to that one because I know they did a load of updates

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Well, I can't really say a lot because I dropped into one game

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So I thought the trouble is with helldivers. Yeah, I don't know what I'm doing. No, I missed the boat originally

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Yeah, so I started playing late anyway, and I played a couple of matches and then I turn it off

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Didn't turn it on again for another month

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Put it on the other day

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Didn't know what I was doing quick match jumped into this team of there was only two down there

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So I jumped into this team of two

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So we was a team of three and then I just followed them about yeah shot the stuff they shot and left and was I don't

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Know what the point of that was and I turn it off. I haven't played it for a while, man

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I know there's a lot that's gone on since I lost fucking jumped into it

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I don't know if that I don't think the hype around it died. I think like the residual hype

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It's very steady and everyone loves it right there. You can often gauge popularity of a game ironically through their

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Whatever game it is is Twitter page because if the Twitter page don't pop off then no one interested

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So when helldivers just posts anything it gets a minimum of a thousand likes

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That's that's big for Twitter because I can tell one Twitter what goes on

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likewise, so

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Yeah, they're still they're still doing very well people were very excited about whatever it is that they just released

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Because I see a lot of people's comment saying

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They're gonna dress their characters how now they can dress them how they had them in hill drivers one

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Which is obviously like a top-down thing

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So people will got some nostalgia for the game or whatnot or played from from the original

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they're gonna be

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excited, but

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And then I need to watch a guide because I don't know what I'm doing

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I say you get your stratagems you fucking killing bugs man. Yeah, you get your weapons and then you go to the map

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But that's I don't know what you can go anywhere, right? Yeah, what am I supposed to be doing anywhere?

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Well, why you're supposed to be helping the greater cause but how do you help the great cause dropping in and killing stuff?

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Good to know it's as simple as that. Think of it. Think of it like this. You're in a war and

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The way that you win the war might like most wars is you kill the enemy

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That's all you got to do. You're just a fucking foot soldier. You're nothing. You're nothing special work around go down there

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Kill some stuff die come back as someone else rinse and repeat

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Normally go for the shit. That's like the most liberated

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If it's like 99% liberated you go and help them out. Just finish that one off liberate that planet and then fucking go and do the next one

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I'll definitely be putting some more time into it

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So yeah, I'm enjoying what I played and I'll be more I'll jump on with you

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I haven't played it for a while. But yeah, I'll definitely jump on because it's it's it's been a long time, but it is a very good game

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it's just one of those where I feel like once you

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once you get into like the role play of it and

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You start to think in a way that you're not the main character. It starts to get so much better

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Well, yeah, but they're adding so much as well

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There's like a couple new guns coming out is like new battle pass thing come out when you do stuff you get rewards for

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Like I know you get awards in the mission

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But if you do certain things at the end of a week or month or whatever they give you loads of stuff

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Mmm, fuck knows but the idea is when you when you drop in

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You can see on your map the areas that you need to do that different objectives

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and you get like the mo there's like a

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Almost like a main scenario on a given drop

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Which you can complete and then you can fuck off and extract back to your ship

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Or like what most people do you go and do everything on that map to get the maximum amount of XP and all that kind of shit

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And then you extract and in between that you can pick up these things called samples

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Which is like what you use to upgrade your ship and all that kind of shit. So is it is it is very simple

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What's the what's the what's the punishment for death then because you just get called back in so what why you only you only have so many

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Do you yeah, yeah, you only have so many

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Reinforcements. Yeah, so I think I think you might have like three or four

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Reinforcements or something like that. So yeah, once you're once you're dead

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You're dead. That's fucking mission failed. You all died

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humorously when I first dropped up I was shooting and then I forgot that when you reload it reloads the memory needs

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Wasting bullets and then I got hit so I went to stem but I threw a grenade and blew myself up. So humorously I died

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They respawned me but then I didn't die again for the rest of the match and they did and they were a lot higher level

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Than me so I felt good about myself, but I was like hiding behind them because it's scary because I don't want to

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Cuz there's so much going on

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And obviously this friendly fire and I don't know they're dropping fucking airstrikes and whatnot. So

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Friendly fires always on man. I just tried to stay out the back. I watched the YouTube video on it last night

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I begin as guide rara might be a bit outdated now, but

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Which is something I need to remember when I play is never stand your ground

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Always retreat and let them come to you because they're always coming to you, right?

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Whereas my mentality is shoot and walk towards them. Do you know I mean, but don't do that run run run

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So run back let them come and go, you know, always keep you back to them. Well, I'm fun to them

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So yeah, I definitely want to play more

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But yeah dragons dogma, too

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No, I have to touch on it. I have to touch on it because some things have happened

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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know

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Think I'm near the end, but I'm not sure but nevertheless D

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I actually unlocked that mystic spear and last night. Mm-hmm

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So it's the first class that I've actually switched to mm-hmm other than the mage

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Well, no, cuz it's level one. So I've got no abilities. You know, I mean I've maxed the sorcerer. So I've got all my skills

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Alright because the whole game. Yeah, obviously we're used to stabbing shit up and but not doing a mage stuff

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Yeah, but this whole game I've just been in the background like lightning bolt in and fucking throwing ice bricks at people and shit

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Like that. Yeah

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So when I've actually got a melee class, I forgot that you have to learn enemy patterns

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Yeah, you're gonna clear what you do. I don't know any of the enemy patterns

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I've been smashing goblins and lizards and fucking drakes and ogres and all sorts of stuff easy peasy now

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But as soon as I've actually got get in there and fight your fire

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I'm there whipping my ass, bro

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I don't know how to fight them because I don't know any of their patterns because I'm up on a mountain all the time

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Not getting involved or paying attention. So it's completely I've put like 40 odd hours into the game and now it's like playing it again from

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Like a new perspective because I don't know how to fucking deal with the simplest of creatures

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Also, obviously there's that dragon's play going about yeah, yeah, I think I think rain might have it

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Well, that's you fucked then you got to kill him. Yeah, I kind of I kind of fucked up the game a little bit

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No, so we got to kill them. Yeah, I don't know

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So, you know what do you know? No, cuz I like I'd like to I'd like to experiment and learn things by myself

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all right, so don't tell me nothing, but I will say is I fucked up originally because I

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Found the Elven City. Yeah, so no one speaks English. So they will talk Elvin's you can't understand it

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Yeah, when I've come across pawns in the world every now and again, they're like greeting messages. I can talk Elvis rather

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I'm sorry. I don't need you. Hmm. So when I got there I went to a rift stones

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I need someone that can speak Elvis

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And I was having a look and you can like look at your friends lists pawns as well

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Mm-hmm, and I realized that the friends list pawns don't cost any riff crystals

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Why say your friends so you can get them free one of my friends the only friend I had I don't know who he is

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The only friend that I had had the had a pawn that could talk Elvis was like level 80

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So I'm not level 36. Mm-hmm shit massively too overleveled for me to want to have because it just made the game easier

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You're right. Yeah, so I was like whatever

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Summoned him just so I could talk to these old things spoke to all them got all the information I needed

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Turn it off for the night

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Went back on a farm must remember to get rid of that porn when I go on tomorrow. Yeah

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Obviously, I didn't so I fucking turn it on gone about

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And then a dragon's come down and I haven't been able to kill a dragon

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I've tried so many times and it's just too odd

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This dragons come down. Yeah, I smashed it to bits. Thanks to the level 80 porn

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It's only doing it died. I was like fuck. It's that thing in it. Yeah

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Oh, so I went to a rift thing to try and get rid of it, but it kept saying

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Like network connection failed. So my internet weren't working on it for some reason or the connection on on

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Capcom side was fucked so I couldn't get rid of it. So I had to run around with this fucking never weighty porn for ages

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Why don't you just kill it? Yeah, I didn't think like that and that would have been wasteful in it

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So I might as well took advantage. So I killed another dragon

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What I've got rid of it now

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So yeah, I got rid of that and then I

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Summoned its replacements was like you can go

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I'll pay the rift crystals needed to summon someone more my level because it's more fun

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I like the game to be challenging got this fucking what was his name? I

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I can't remember his name, but I only summon cool name characters. I don't summon, you know, stinky poo dot one two

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to be cool

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He's like a beast run. So he's like a big cat warrior

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Someone is beast run. He's not fucking he's like a big old Viking warrior, but he's like the cat thing

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And he he's got a proper attitude to him. He's actually stinks. But I like it

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Mmm. Anyway, he come over as soon as he spawn into my game fucking like tutorial thing popped up dragons play

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And I was like, why is that popping up man? Well, there's a reason that's popping up, right?

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So I read through it and I was like, I've heard of it, but I don't really understand what it is

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and then I

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Heard that their eyes go red and I'm colorblind

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So I'm like trying to get the right angle the fucking colorblind settings on don't think there is any there might be there would be

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But then but then what how do I know what color their eyes are supposed to be because it would change it for you

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Yeah, but how do I know that because I know their eyes are supposed to be red

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But how what color would I be looking for? I don't know. That's what the color blindness thing sorts out

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Yeah, I think I swear you can just input in color but like settings that you can't see fucking red

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But you know what I'm saying if they're supposed to be red and the colorblind setting changes it

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How am I supposed to know that they're not the color eyes that he's given them because they'll change it to a color that they're supposed

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To I don't know. I don't know how you fucking spazzy eyes work. Exactly. So I looked

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I thought is his eyes red. I thought I don't know but you can make your eyes red anyway, so I don't I don't know

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anyway, yeah fucking plodding along and then I

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Can't remember rain just started fucking a proper attitude with me, bro. I was like what what's his fucking beef man?

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Why are you getting all strappy? He started saying some weird shit and that and I was like I

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Think I think he's infected. I think that fucking Melvin or whatever his name is not Melvin. I wouldn't summon someone called Melvin

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But whatever his name is he's come over and he's give rain an STD

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Essentially because that's it infects like through them in it. Can I impart some wisdom on you only a little bit?

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Right that that warning that comes up

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Yeah, he's not an indicator that someone has got dragons plague in your party

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All right, that is just an indicator that cut that just comes up naturally

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But why does it come up 40 odd hours in though? Don't know but it doesn't it it they someone might have dragons plague

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But it doesn't always mean that someone does have dragons plague. It's just a fucking thing that comes up

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Maybe you maybe you hit a threshold of someone in however many for people from the fucking rift

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secondly

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The eyes one of the telltales is that they do go red but they it's like a quick burst of red

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They like glow red and then back to normal a glow red and go back to normal

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And now the last thing that I will impart on you to do with dragons plague

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It fucks your game I've heard something like that

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Everyone dies everyone

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everyone dies I

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Don't know what the respawns are like

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But I died I know of villages completely decimated from dragons plague and as far as I was aware

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And if you did if you if you thought any of your party had dragons plague you got kill him and

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You got a pray that you've done it sooner like

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Early enough and there is no fucking doubling back on the saves and shit. So what happens to rain then?

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Well, if he's got it, he's gonna die. Yeah, but then you can only have one custom-made porn

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Right. So is he dead forever?

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I'd imagine so

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Think of it think of it he's he's um

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Fucking not scurvy. What's the fucking what's the?

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Bubonic play. Yeah. Yeah. No cuz fuck it black death

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Red discussion before was Joel right to we did with Ellie in the last of us. Absolutely

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Yeah, but he's going yeah, but he's gonna fuck you up as well. I am the medieval Joel

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Because it was a big thing on tik-tok that kept popping up

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So that's how I that's how I've got my information of it and I've seen it

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I've seen the decimated cities and everything. I but I don't have the knowledge on on

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What happens if a whole village fucking dies do they respawn?

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I saw some people saying you just fucking wait 12 hours and they respawn and I see some people saying no

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They're dead for good. I see some people saying they went round and fucking revived each of them individually

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So it depends but I definitely know if you think someone's got the fucking dragons plague then you kill them

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You gotta get rid of them. I'll kill that Melvin

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But you can I'm not killing rain you can inspect people in the rift

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You can look at them and you can watch them closely and if they're you like if they've got the symptoms that are visual

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Then you you can see them in the riff before you take them

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because there was a geezer who went in and he was looking around and yeah, he looked at this woman he sort of like

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Panned the camera around so it was like her face was like directly in front and he was watching and then you just see

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Her eyes glow red news. Oh

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Fucking got it. You stay away from me. Yeah

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I'll have a look at my I think that's a really cool mechanic. Yeah, I think it's fucking annoying

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I feel like it's one of those where where I sit on the sidelines and go that is fantastic

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I love it, but I know the minute that I were to get something like that

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I'd be fuming if everyone's just fucking gone

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If I Google it if I have to kill rain, then it'll be an honorable death

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But if I have to kill that Melvin, I'm chucking him off the top of a mountain because he's got attitude anyway

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So he can learn how to fly

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Dragons, yeah, but don't don't spoil anything

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I'm not gonna read it for your own read it for your own spoil anything for you. I never do. Mm-hmm

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But yeah, that's that's my dragons dogma experience so far. I

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Love it. I think it's a fantastic game

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My other than that, yeah, I've only really played Daisy so obviously I sent you that clip the other day that traitorous fuck

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I

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Knew I knew I fucking knew it soon as it started happening. I knew that he fucking screwed me over

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Once again traveled with him for fucking hours and then he fucked you over you just I'm just away

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Cuz I say no cuz you you've literally told me before and the fucking millions of people that listen to this podcast

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to never trust anyone and when you went ahead and broke the fucking cardinal rule and

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You trusted someone but and they betrayed you seem so nice like the dog you are

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We were how did I even meet him? I was I was in a gaff

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He was smacking up some zombies or something and then I opened the door. I said, you're right. He said hello

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And he said where you going? I said, I don't know. He said I'm going to let throw you want to come with me

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I was like fuck it. Mm-hmm, and he even said I've got some boys there. I'm just on my way back there. I

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I was like cool. So I was with him. We were fucking ages was helping each other smack up zombies protecting each other

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Giving each other food and items both of us

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You know both of us could have turned on each other at any moment and killed one another

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And then a couple of times I spoke to him and he didn't answer and then he was I saw I was just in a party

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With my mate. I was like, yeah, that's cool. And then yeah the fucking bushes matey Bob comes and then he tied me up

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We've fucking duct tape just before he did it. I tried to get my sickle out

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I was gonna cut his throat but as he as he time out of my duct I was all right, whatever

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You know do you?

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And then but then he went over to matey Bob and then he went to behind him and he went oh you're lucky

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I've run out of duct tape as soon as he said that I thought

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Hmm. I don't trust you. I think you're in on this and then my mate said or if I had a gun and I thought he didn't

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React to that, you know offensive comment

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So that's when I said to him you fucking chief whatever it was and he turned around getting waggled in his shooting his gun in the air

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Hey, don't fucking talk to me like that

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And then he said

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In full time just trying to enjoy himself getting duct taped and beaten

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Enjoy that did you

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It's just the fact that you come home just to relax

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Being kidnapped and beaten and tortured on a game

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And then rinse and repeat no part of Daisy's relaxing. Yeah, but you don't partake in torture. That's your problem

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No, because I ain't got no powers at play it. It's hard to do it on your own

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Yep, but you've you've you've had many stuffs before yeah

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I've had many stuff exactly and you've had capability to this what I'm saying

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You need to be fucking more ruthless and meaner stop giving people I'm on site. I would rather play

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Friendly, there's a very good video

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I've got saved on my PlayStation which I will send to you later. I don't know if I've ever showed you but it's not on my phone

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But me and this guy

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I'm on my own

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I bumped into this guy on a bridge and

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He's got a gun and I said to him. Well, he spoke to me. He was like, hello

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Hello, I need some food. I'm hungry. Have you got to know whatever he's like? Yeah, then it's geezer come out of nowhere

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He's got no gears fucking nothing, you know, and I turn around I was like, whoa, is he with you?

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And he said no, he said he's a review. I said no he said

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What's your name to this guy? And he said nothing. He said have you got a mic and he shook his head and

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He just blew his head off and he went no mic no life

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And I was like, that's a great motto to live by on Daisy

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So I like to try my friends with people no like my life

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But the problem is if you spot someone you don't know you don't know if they've got anybody else with them

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Yeah, this is no fucking radar. There's no mat

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There could be another geezer in the house behind them that they've just left

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So it's very tricky to like, you know attack people

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Unless you are confident or you have the numbers on your on your side, but nevertheless

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This guy fucking stitched me up. He walked me down a road his mate come out of bush pointed his gun at me

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He tied me up walking me and he and his power into the bush. He was pretending to be a hostage to

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he said

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I

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Called him a fucking punk because his mate was mouthing off and I thought well, let's see if he reacts to me

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He did he said I'm your master bitch

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I said master this dick and then he shot me in the head and killed me. I looked at this guy on the

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Friend list

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I looked on my friends list and saw his name as players recently played rah rah

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And I looked for his friends this and the geezer I've been running around with was on his friends

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It's like dog. Yeah, so I messaged him saying yeah good setup mate like low, you know fair play good good banter

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And he was like, oh no, he killed me too. And I was complying I was like you're full of shit

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You're lying. You know, he sent me a screenshot of it saying you are there. I'm not stupid. That's a why would you screenshot that?

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Mmm, I mean

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You're on his friends. This is are you got me? Yeah, you're punk. Fair play. Good. Good. Good job. Good job

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But yeah now that's happened to me twice now last time got eaten this time. I just got tied up and shot

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Mm-hmm. They will not be a third time. There will be though

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They will not because if it happens ever anything like that ever happens again, I'm not I'm not surrendering

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I'll just run

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If it because it's not that easy even though I'm tied up

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If he's if I just sprint in the other direction, I'm still got my hands tied but I can sprint

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He's still a shoot me that ain't easy. And it ain't easy being cheesy

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also

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Also

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He I can out I can out stamina rim because he's got loads of stuff

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Yeah, and I have so he will run out of oxygen for I will your bare bones

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So yeah next time they will not be a next time. I'm just saying that is how it ends now

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Yeah, I will still do play my way, but there will be no more eating of me

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No more hostage in of me. There will be no more

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Domination of me. This is the villain arc. The villain arc is

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This is where Darth Vader comes in. This is how I'm nice bro. I helped that guy who just started playing but even the daisy

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Infection gets me as I said to you before I'm helping him

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I'm teaching him but every time he's not looking I'm pointing my gun at his head thinking I could if I wanted to

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I mean, I'm nice, but now I'm just gonna be a bit more ruthless now

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There is gonna be this is what needs to be happened

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Wearing an earring

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Yeah, you know, I've got both my ears done

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Do you normally wear rings? I've always got two rings in. Oh fucking Captain Oopz

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Yeah, fucking Ooligan. Oh Pat Butcher. Green straight light. G-U-S-U

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I've never noticed. No I have before. I just caught me off guard

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That's yeah, that's what you get for being fucking nice

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I try and tell you all the time we need to be more mean

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But you're also the one that always tells me that when it comes to a role-playing setting

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You play the dickhead because you're not a dickhead in real life

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And you want to play something that you can't be in real life. And this is true

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However, there is something about DayZ which makes me feel bad about being a dickhead

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The survival mechanic of it. We're all struggling

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Maybe but then I don't know like games like Bowlers Gate

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I'm just fucking with the NPCs and fucking computer

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Well, this is another person who might have played it for fucking the last, you know, last week and a half

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Building up their character. You know, it might be, you know, just having a few hours every night

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And I take it away from them for what?

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See I relish in that though. If I come across someone and they're like

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They put a hundred hours into this character

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They're fucking they're streaming it trying to get a year's worth of fucking one character

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The idea of relinquishing that person from that burden is fantastic

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See I'd feel terrible

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I'd love it. I would absolutely love it just to just to know that on the other side of that screen

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Someone's annoyed. It's perfect

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They would be as well

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It's absolutely perfect. I absolutely love it

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Me and Mark have it when we're just out and about if you ever hear anyone bibbing their horn

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We laugh because we know that person's more pissed off than we are

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Oh for sure

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It's great. I love it. And I want to do that one Daisy

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But I never fucking last long enough to be able to have the capability to kill someone

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I'm never really I'm never really suited up suited up and booted enough for it

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You play third person though, didn't you?

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Yeah

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It's harder

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I might fucking jump it when because last time I played I did really enjoy it

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And I think the last time I played I did play first person off the back of what you were saying

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And I definitely got further than than I ever did

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And then that that tip of you saying where if you're in a vicinity just open up your bags to see if it was it

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Because I was fucking panning shelf by shelf trying to find shit

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I was like this is far as I had was anyone enjoy this is fucking annoying

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But that makes perfect sense if you can just open your bags up

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But it has got that that weird kind of it's so boring but not at the same time

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It's immersive

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Yeah, it's like simulator games like trucking simulator or farming simulator

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You go this is this is shit, but I love it

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Like what am I doing? I'm just working and working away from work

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And then fucking same with Daisy. I'm just surviving

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But it's fun

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I don't know no other game gives you that feeling of just like I need to make a fire because I'm cold

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And I need to cook this chicken, but the smoke's gonna give me away and it's nighttime

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But the smoke will stick out so you make a fire and you're sitting by the fire

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Cooking your chicken on a stick that you've fucking crafted

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And then you hear like a rustle in the bushes and you're paranoid you're turning around looking like scared

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Is that someone or is that play your minds playing tricks on you and this is a computer games mental

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I just I just wish that the graphics were beefed up

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I can't wait for the next one. I wish it's gonna be amazing

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I wish that the graphics were beefed up and I wish that the the actual mechanics of the game were a little bit more

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I'd say I'd like it to be slightly less immersive

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A little bit more lenient

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Like not not to a massive sense but to a point of for example kind of if I want to reload a gun

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I've got to have the magazine and the gun and the bullets

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But I don't want to have to fucking take the magazine out of the gun and then load the bullets in individually

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And then put the bullets back in or if I do have to do that, that's fine

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But make the whole process more streamlined rather than having to fuck because I know on PC

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It's probably a piece of piss to do that because it's so much more intuitive

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Whereas on PlayStation trying to fucking navigate the settings and shit and the menus to do that in the heat of battle

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Just annoying

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It's very true, but that's where preparation comes into it, doesn't it?

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Because if you've got a fucking I've got an M4 I've never had one

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But if I had an M4 and I had two clips of M4

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Of two magazines of M4 fully loaded with bullets in my inventory

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And I shoot all my M4 bullets that are in my gun

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If I just hold either triangle or square it will just change the magazine because I've got a clip ready

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But if you've got an empty clip it's pointless

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So it's all about preparation you don't actually have to take the magazine out

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If you've got a full clip ready you can just reload and it will do it automatically

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But also the person that you're fighting with also is in the same position as you

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There's no cross play so you will be fighting other people in PlayStation navigating them

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And you will be going through the same systems that you will be going through

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I get it, I do get what you're saying

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But I also like that bit of immersion because it gives you you know

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Oh it's night time I don't really want to be out in the dark

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Because you have to use a torch and people will see you

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So I'll just sit here for the night and I'll do a bit of maintenance

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I'll fucking repair the guns

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I'll load all the bullets in my clips

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I'll get rid of any shit I don't need

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I'll eat the food I've got

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I'll make some rags

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It just gives you that something to do

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I don't know it's just something about it that's really therapeutic but also terrifying

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I'm a huge fan, always will be

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But yeah that's DayZ

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Obviously we only ever talk about the same five games

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Because we've got nothing else going for us

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Mark said that he's playing quite a bit of Red Dead Online

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And he said that it's still fucking booming

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But he's getting absolutely walked over because he's a little fucking little fresh born

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Because I believe he's still trying to get the platinum on that

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Or at least complete it

425
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:46,560
It's a long old fucking game

426
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:49,560
That's a big boy game

427
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:54,560
We were talking about how Rockstar is just an absolute powerhouse

428
00:30:54,560 --> 00:31:00,560
And I don't think that GTA 6 has the capability to flop

429
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:01,560
No

430
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:02,560
You know what I mean

431
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:07,560
If it comes out to 6 out of 10 reviews it's still going to sell more than any other game in the last 10 years

432
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:09,560
Yeah but I don't even think it would come out to 6 out of 10 reviews

433
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:11,560
No but it won't but say it did for some reason

434
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:13,560
It'd still sell more than any other game

435
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:16,560
Yeah yeah yeah I just

436
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:19,560
When you really think about it the

437
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:26,560
Like the effort that Rockstar puts into their games is crazy

438
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:31,560
Like the depth and all the little fucking tiny details

439
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:36,560
I keep like harping back to it just in Red Dead when you fucking smash a molotov

440
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:41,560
And you can go into the fucking photo editor

441
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:46,560
And you can zoom in on the glass and you can see the fucking reflections on whatever it's reflecting

442
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:53,560
Like that kind of detail I find so crazy because in real time gameplay you ain't fucking noticing that

443
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:55,560
You've bounced a molotov off of someone's head

444
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:58,560
Like you ain't going to be looking at the fucking glass shards

445
00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:09,560
And I just find that sort of effort that's gone into creating those details from a game that's that old as well

446
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:11,560
And it's the same with GTA

447
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:13,560
GTA V was fucking crazy

448
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:16,560
The aggro that went into making that

449
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:24,560
I just can't see how something like GTA VI can be anything less than almost perfect

450
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:28,560
I agree, when you look back GTA come out fucking what?

451
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:30,560
25 fucking years ago

452
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:31,560
It feels that way

453
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:37,560
But you can go on YouTube now and look at IGN's fucking 100 hidden details

454
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:38,560
And there's loads of them

455
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:42,560
100 hidden details from IGN solely on GTA V

456
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:45,560
And there's things like oh fucking

457
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:48,560
If you shoot the tire in this way it will deflate this way

458
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:50,560
But if you shoot it this way it will completely disperse

459
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:54,560
Or if your car is just idling it will sound like this

460
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:56,560
But if you drive it through a bit of water first it will sound like this

461
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:59,560
Who is coming up with this shit?

462
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:05,560
But then details are what all culminate together to make it such a fucking amazing experience

463
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:07,560
And then details do matter

464
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:10,560
But you have to go all in with the details or not at all

465
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:12,560
It's so weird because you think

466
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:14,560
There must have been

467
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:19,560
There's obviously been board rooms and big fucking groups of people

468
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:24,560
That have come together and think like right what's the little things that we can put into this game

469
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:26,560
To make it something really special

470
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:31,560
And like you say, there's change the pitch of the fucking engine if we drive through certain weather

471
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:35,560
And let's have the tire tracks last for this long and do this and blah blah blah blah

472
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:38,560
And you think from a consumer point of view

473
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:40,560
You almost look at it and go

474
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:42,560
Well they don't fucking matter, you don't need that

475
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:44,560
But I guarantee if you were to remove that

476
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:46,560
You'd notice straight away

477
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:49,560
So it's so odd to think that

478
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:53,560
So much effort has gone into putting those details into a game

479
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:57,560
For most people to not even really notice

480
00:33:57,560 --> 00:34:00,560
But would definitely notice if the details weren't there

481
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:06,560
Like what you're doing is so pointless but not pointless at the same time

482
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:09,560
It's pointless in the grand scheme of things but mirrored

483
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:11,560
It's the most important thing you can do

484
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:13,560
Because I feel like

485
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:16,560
Like even down to the ambience of a game

486
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:18,560
If the ambience isn't right

487
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:22,560
Fucking whether the songs like the feel of it

488
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:24,560
And that must take a lot of effort

489
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:26,560
That doesn't really get noticed

490
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:28,560
Like you say that

491
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:30,560
When a game is so good that it's so immersive

492
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:33,560
You don't even realise you're being immersed in it

493
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:34,560
You know what I mean?

494
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:39,560
When you're just playing a game you don't realise how drawn into the game you really are

495
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:41,560
That's why DayZ is so good

496
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:44,560
It looks like shit and it doesn't play particularly great

497
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:46,560
But it means something

498
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:49,560
What I'm doing means something and it's immersive

499
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:52,560
Loading up that magazine with bullets

500
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:55,560
Why can't I put these bullets into the magazine?

501
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:57,560
Because they're still in a box

502
00:34:57,560 --> 00:34:58,560
I've got to unbox them first

503
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:01,560
All them little things that are just mundane tasks

504
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:05,560
Because you're doing them and your life's on the line at all times

505
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:07,560
It's immersive as fuck

506
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:10,560
GTA, yeah, it's like my car's dirty

507
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:11,560
I'll take it to the car wash

508
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:14,560
I still wish, and I hope they do in the new one

509
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:17,560
One thing that's always irked me about GTA

510
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:20,560
Which I know 90% of people won't want

511
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:22,560
You probably won't want it

512
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:25,560
But I wish you had to fuel your car up

513
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:28,560
I hate the fact that you've got infinite fuel

514
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:33,560
I'd love to be in a police chase worrying about how much fuel I've got left

515
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:35,560
Am I going to get away?

516
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:39,560
Or chasing someone down online and they run out of fuel

517
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:40,560
That would just be great

518
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:43,560
I feel like in an online aspect you could almost have it as like

519
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:45,560
One of the things you can have put

520
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:49,560
Obviously you can put armor protection and theft prevention and shit like that into your vehicle

521
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:52,560
Put a fucking reserve fuel tank in there

522
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:55,560
So when you are in a high speed chase

523
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:57,560
And you're burning through fuel

524
00:35:57,560 --> 00:36:02,560
Flip, boom, flip the button and you've got another 50 litres of fuel in your motor

525
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:05,560
I like the idea, I've always thought that

526
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:07,560
Little jerry can in the boat

527
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:14,560
Yeah, because I've also always liked the idea of driving to a petrol station and filling your car up

528
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:17,560
Because that's the one thing of GTA where I thought these are fucking pointless

529
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:19,560
I'm just here to blow these up

530
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:21,560
Is petrol stations

531
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:22,560
Because you don't do anything in them

532
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:23,560
You can rob them

533
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:27,560
Yeah, you rob them and then you fucking shoot the tanks and then off you go

534
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:34,560
And yeah, I think it would be quite interesting to have something like that

535
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:40,560
And then you can really go fucking far fetch with it and start having like solar powered cars

536
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:43,560
Where they're fine during the day and then come night they're fucking useless

537
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:44,560
And shit like that

538
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:52,560
But that's assuming that if us two idiots have fought with shit like that before

539
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:57,560
Then what of the fucking big brains at Rockstar fought for GTA 6

540
00:36:57,560 --> 00:36:58,560
Yeah, it's not that

541
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:02,560
You know that they would have toyed with the idea before and all the other GTAs

542
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:06,560
I just think they don't know whether people would want that

543
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:11,560
Because a lot I just said some people love that some people think I don't want to have to do that

544
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:19,560
Same as I prefer GTA the new one if it followed in the footsteps of Red Dead and made it more immersive

545
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:22,560
And I think the online would be better for it as well

546
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:25,560
If you could you couldn't carry all your guns on you all times

547
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:27,560
Yeah, your guns are in your boot of your car or something

548
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:30,560
You could carry a rifle and a pistol or something

549
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:32,560
Because then you could get into a fight

550
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:35,560
What do I want to take with me or blah blah

551
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:39,560
And then you're not fucking fighting a geezer and then just pulls a rocket launcher out his trousers

552
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:40,560
I don't like that

553
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:46,560
Yeah, you should you should almost have it as where when you start off in online

554
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:52,560
Yeah, you can only carry the guns that you can carry and then and then yeah, you can you can put them in your boot

555
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:57,560
Because make it because guns are pretty inexpensive as it is anyway

556
00:37:57,560 --> 00:38:01,560
So make it so that if they're in your boot and your fucking car gets blown up within your guns are gone as well

557
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:09,560
Like it's that's another cost but then also have it so that part way through like the main missions or whatever in the online

558
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:20,560
One of the rewards for doing one of the heist or whatever is a is a like an armored vehicle where it has capacity to carry those like more weapons

559
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:22,560
Like introduce that kind of stuff

560
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:39,560
So it does because I know what you mean when you're fucking when you're pissing around you drive past someone they're shooting at you with a pistol and then boom you got fucking seven homing missiles coming at you all from the same person or that fucking that hover fucking motorbike bollocks with the rocket launcher whatever the fuck that thing's called

561
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:47,560
I hate that I feel like that was the down slope of GTA online when they started introducing that kind of shit into it

562
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:58,560
This is this is fucking this is annoying man because the last time I probably played it was when the Hydra was brand new and I remember getting hold of that and I was I feel fucking bad ass in this

563
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:07,560
I mean a fucking fighter jet that can also hover like a helicopter and shoot shit up and then you've got people riding around the fucking mopeds with nuclear bombs on them. That's crazy.

564
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:22,560
Yeah, I want it to rather stay a bit more realistic. I don't like with him flying cars and all that crap, but each their own whatever people prefer is what they'll cater to but I just hope they go more with the Red Dead model and make it more immersive and not so so silly.

565
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:24,560
But I do need a piss.

566
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:27,560
I need a piss as well.

567
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:28,560
I don't know.

568
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:32,560
There we go. I want a fucking release date. That's what I fucking want.

569
00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:33,560
Do you?

570
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:38,560
Yes, please because I just want that excitement.

571
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:42,560
I mean when you when you know that something's coming.

572
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:44,560
Like,

573
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:46,560
like,

574
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:49,560
April 2025.

575
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:57,560
Oh, whoa, I gotta wait a year, one year and then you can start counting down looking for them collectors editions. They do collect editions of GTA.

576
00:39:57,560 --> 00:40:01,560
I don't know. I doubt it. Back then it wasn't so prominent.

577
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:02,560
I wonder.

578
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:07,560
I think I think we're looking at September October November next year.

579
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:10,560
You reckon that's my prediction.

580
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:13,560
GTA

581
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:17,560
DJ collectors.

582
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:19,560
Another did they.

583
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:23,560
Grand Theft Auto five collectors edition.

584
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:26,560
And then they did a

585
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:30,560
What's this?

586
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:32,560
You can still can still fucking buy it. Yeah.

587
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:35,560
Hundred and thirty four quid trees

588
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:37,560
for the Xbox.

589
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:39,560
I don't know what that was.

590
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:44,560
Yeah, it comes with a map, a hat, was our wallet,

591
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:49,560
a security deposit bag with a logo key,

592
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:55,560
a new era nine fifty snapback, a blueprint map,

593
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:57,560
a steelbook.

594
00:40:57,560 --> 00:40:58,560
Well, it's not bad, you know.

595
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:08,560
Thank God for digital now, though, because I remember fucking when GTA last came out, I was thinking, I hope I can get one because they get sold out and shit, bro.

596
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:10,560
It just you go to a shop and there was none.

597
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:13,560
Yeah, but that I

598
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:15,560
know we're going to sound sound old.

599
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:16,560
Obviously you are.

600
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:18,560
But I'm not.

601
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:23,560
No, I'll I'll ride this fucking trial with you.

602
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:26,560
You remember the days when you used to have to do that.

603
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:27,560
Yes.

604
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:28,560
When what was it?

605
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:38,560
MW2 when that come out, I remember fucking my mum took me to Tesco's to get it because everyone else was fucking curing outside game and they're all going to be sold out.

606
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:42,560
But Tesco's had them fucking front line and center about one in the morning.

607
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:44,560
We was fucking primed and ready.

608
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:56,560
Yeah, but no one no one now is going to experience that probably ever again because everything you just buy online now, you're not waiting outside shops.

609
00:41:56,560 --> 00:42:00,560
Any more for fucking consoles and game releases and I miss that.

610
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:01,560
I miss it.

611
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:04,560
But I also don't because it was very inconvenient.

612
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:10,560
It's fun, but it's inconvenient.

613
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:18,560
I would like GTA six to come sooner rather than later, but let them take their time because when that comes out, then everything else is pointless.

614
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:22,560
So I would like to enjoy the games that I have now.

615
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:23,560
Well, they've taken their fucking time.

616
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:26,560
It's been like 10 years needs longer.

617
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:27,560
He's longer to cook.

618
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:28,560
It's marinating.

619
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:29,560
Yeah, you reckon?

620
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:30,560
Yeah, better be good.

621
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:33,560
I think it's gonna be fucking fantastic.

622
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:37,560
And that's it for you.

623
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:42,560
I was looking at the nearly bought the Star Wars Battlefront Classic collection.

624
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,560
You dirty little cunt.

625
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:46,560
You're fucking disgusting.

626
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:47,560
Why?

627
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:50,560
Well, because that Star Wars itch is coming back.

628
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:55,560
It's nearly there after our fucking little no man's sky conversation and all the other shit didn't help.

629
00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:57,560
That's why I played a bit of Helldivers.

630
00:42:57,560 --> 00:43:01,560
But yeah, but I thought no, be sensible.

631
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:03,560
Don't buy it is the season.

632
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:07,560
Let's have a little look see and see what people are saying at the moment and what people saying at the moment.

633
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:10,560
Don't fucking buy it.

634
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:11,560
I looked yesterday.

635
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:13,560
It gives it was playing on.

636
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:14,560
Was it?

637
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:16,560
I think it was European servers.

638
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:20,560
And there was one server.

639
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:25,560
One one one server and out of the 64 players, it was 30 in it.

640
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:28,560
Well, they still haven't fucking fixed it.

641
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:29,560
It's just dead, bro.

642
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:34,560
Like I said to you, because it's multiplayer, it came out so badly.

643
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:35,560
Everyone refunded it.

644
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:39,560
There's less than like there was less than a thousand people playing it.

645
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:41,560
Yeah, that's insane.

646
00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:45,560
And this guy's is from Australia, but he played it at peak European time.

647
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:49,560
He said and he had to play it at 284 ping.

648
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:51,560
Fuck you.

649
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:54,560
And yeah, he couldn't even get a full lobby and there was only one server.

650
00:43:54,560 --> 00:44:00,560
So yeah, just I just glad I didn't because you can buy the games separately.

651
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:03,560
The old ones for father.

652
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:10,560
So they know what's the point, you know, because the whole point of this was to make it look a little bit prettier, which whatever.

653
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:12,560
But they haven't really.

654
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:17,560
And mainly bring the multiplayer back because there's no online servers versions.

655
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:20,560
But if there's no one playing it anyway, what's the fucking point?

656
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:23,560
I wonder if you can find the fucking the current.

657
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:29,560
Well, it said that the player base is so low that it doesn't even give you a player register.

658
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:33,560
No, that is that come out like three weeks ago, is it?

659
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:37,560
Four weeks is just it's just terrible.

660
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:41,560
So on the steam charts.

661
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:44,560
I've got it.

662
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:49,560
This is unbelievable on the steam charts.

663
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:52,560
All right. So it doesn't account for anything else.

664
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:57,560
The as of right.

665
00:44:57,560 --> 00:45:01,560
So January 20, 24.

666
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:03,560
Is that when did it come out?

667
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:05,560
Like much.

668
00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:07,560
This might be the fucking.

669
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:09,560
This is bog standard fucking Star Wars Battlefront.

670
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:13,560
This isn't probably doing better than the classic collection.

671
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:17,560
So what was it? Battlefront Classic.

672
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:22,560
What was it called? Yeah, the classic collection.

673
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:24,560
That's it.

674
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:28,560
Here we go.

675
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:30,560
No, because that's given me the fucking.

676
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:33,560
Yeah, I think you are right. It's too low for it or even fucking.

677
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:37,560
But then again, the fucking the Battlefront, the original,

678
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:42,560
it was saying that this month they've had 43 people play it.

679
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:45,560
So maybe it's not that far off of it.

680
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:48,560
Everyone's. Yeah, but if that's registered and it's had 43,

681
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:52,560
that collection thing, if it's not registered in a number, it must be less than that.

682
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:55,560
It's mental. It's fucking crazy.

683
00:45:55,560 --> 00:46:00,560
But what it has done is give a lot of massive resurgence to Battlefront 2.

684
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:03,560
The EA one. Yeah, it's had a lot more players lately.

685
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:07,560
Everyone's gone, you know, maybe I mistreated you.

686
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:11,560
I've got it. I've got it. I've got it. I've got it.

687
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:15,560
I got it.

688
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:22,560
Right. Right. So for the Star Wars Battlefront Classic collection.

689
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:27,560
OK. It. Fuck me.

690
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:34,560
So the all time peak, which was 22 days ago, was nine thousand two hundred

691
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:36,560
and thirty two. Right.

692
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:41,560
Which I even then I feel like for a fucking Star Wars game, even if even if it is

693
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:45,560
as an old game, the re-released, that's such a low play account.

694
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:47,560
Yeah. But people waiting for reviews.

695
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:52,560
The 24 hour peak was 210 players.

696
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:57,560
Right. And currently, right now.

697
00:46:57,560 --> 00:47:01,560
And apparently this is fucking right now across all of steam.

698
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:05,560
There's a hundred people playing it right now.

699
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:08,560
A hundred people. There's a hundred people.

700
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:11,560
And what's the date today? It's the fifth of April.

701
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:19,560
And the peak today, which was at two in the morning, was 208 players.

702
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:24,560
And there is currently. Yeah, that's terrible, isn't it?

703
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:27,560
It's fucking terrible. It's not even close to terrible.

704
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:35,560
It's the 30th. The 30th of March, there was at its peak 428 players.

705
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:39,560
At its peak. That's fucking that is diabolical.

706
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:42,560
You know how you know how bad that is.

707
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:45,560
We've got an all time of we. Fuck me.

708
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:49,560
So, yeah, it was literally like 9232.

709
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:56,560
And then you've gone straight down to fucking an average player count of 200.

710
00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:59,560
That's like that's like three lobbies worth worldwide.

711
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:02,560
That's awful. But why?

712
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:09,560
Help me to understand, because obviously you're far more Star Wars adept than I ever will be.

713
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:15,560
Why? Why did so little people so interested in this game?

714
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:19,560
Well, that's not the case. The interest is there.

715
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:23,560
It's just misery from the reviews.

716
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:25,560
A lot of people have refunded it.

717
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:29,560
A lot of people didn't buy it just because of how bad the reviews were.

718
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:34,560
A lot of people already own the game, but don't play the online aspect anyway.

719
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:37,560
She can just play against box, which is what I used to do. Yeah.

720
00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:39,560
Just yeah, I don't know.

721
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:42,560
Some people just probably knew it was going to be shit.

722
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:45,560
No point of people playing the other battle fronts.

723
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:50,560
You know, all we want is battlefront free and made exactly how we said the other day.

724
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:52,560
Battle pass system, blah, blah, blah job done.

725
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:58,560
Like if I had a PC like a good PC, I'll play Battlefront 2 modded,

726
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:03,560
because that's that's got mods that you can play online with other people and stuff.

727
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:08,560
And they've got all the characters, man, all the Mandalorian, all them boys,

728
00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:11,560
which is what Battlefront should have done, but they didn't.

729
00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:16,560
But every now and again, I still always go back and play Battlefront 2 just because it's good.

730
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:18,560
It's like nobody is.

731
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:23,560
I think nowadays game online games are just far too sweaty and competitive.

732
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:26,560
You know, whereas like Battlefront, I can just put on.

733
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:30,560
I don't care if I die a hundred times and kill three people running around having fun.

734
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:35,560
Like it's mindless fun. But now, like any game, well, metal loadout.

735
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:38,560
You got to have this. You got to have that. You got to put these attachments on you.

736
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:39,560
Fucking I just want to sit and chill.

737
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:48,560
I was watching an Asmongold stream yesterday and he was he was talking a little bit about how

738
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:54,560
he believes that add ons should be removed from WoW,

739
00:49:54,560 --> 00:50:01,560
because for the exact reason that you've just said, it's becoming too meta intensive.

740
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:03,560
All passes and shit like that that we've spoken about before.

741
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:08,560
Obviously, Final Fantasy doesn't allow for add ons,

742
00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:10,560
which I feel like is beneficial for their community.

743
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:14,560
But World of Warcraft is all over it.

744
00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:21,560
And yeah, Asmongold was just saying that it's it's created a and you see it in Helldivers as well.

745
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:25,560
If people haven't got the right stratagems attached, they're getting booted from games

746
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:29,560
because they're not playing a meta a meta build currently.

747
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:34,560
And that that kind of leave that shit for ranked.

748
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:38,560
You know, I mean, leave that for a ranked lobby when you're doing that in fucking normal pub.

749
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:44,560
Like, fuck me, even down to WoW outside of mythic raiding.

750
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:48,560
Fucking leave the metas alone. Like no one's interested.

751
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:54,560
It just it creates a very bland gaming style,

752
00:50:54,560 --> 00:51:02,560
because the people who are currently fucking right in those meta play styles

753
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:09,560
can't see the outside of the players who aren't anywhere near that and vice versa.

754
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:16,560
It's it's just such a it's just toxicity when you have that kind of that that that meta ism.

755
00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:18,560
It's just boring as well.

756
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:21,560
I mean, WoW is a bit different because at least you can make your gear look different.

757
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:28,560
But if you're playing like Core Duty or something, if you're playing Warzone and everyone's like using the meta stuff,

758
00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:31,560
it means everybody's using the same gun.

759
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:36,560
It's so boring because it means if you don't use that gun, you're a huge disadvantage.

760
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:39,560
So you have to use it. And it's just not fun.

761
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:42,560
It's don't get me wrong, getting killed in Warzone is never fun.

762
00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:46,560
But it's cool to see someone using a gun that is not being used.

763
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:49,560
Yeah, yeah. Like DMR or something like that.

764
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:55,560
I think that's when I was playing COD, why I had such a such a passion for fucking running around with the spade

765
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:59,560
and just nutting people in with the spade, because it was so fucking weird.

766
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:04,560
Everyone's running around with guns or for a long time when I used to just rock around with a rocket launcher.

767
00:52:04,560 --> 00:52:07,560
That was it. Fucking spade and a rocket launcher.

768
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:16,560
And I was away because it's just that that that unorthodox play style is, I think, so enticing for so many people.

769
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:22,560
But at the same time, when you have a meta, it makes playing against the grain so much more difficult

770
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:25,560
because you've got to try that a little bit harder.

771
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:32,560
And then you especially on a live service game, you then rely on the fucking player base allowing you to continue playing that.

772
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:33,560
I hate metas.

773
00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:34,560
Yeah, so do I.

774
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:41,560
And it's only come from the Internet and YouTube and influencers and all this, because Marvel Snap, for example,

775
00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:43,560
I don't play meta decks.

776
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:48,560
What I do is I get the meta deck, take the cards out that I don't want, and then I put ones in that I do.

777
00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:52,560
So I'll have like the core cards that I need to use, I feel.

778
00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:57,560
And then I'll put my own thing on, because every time you come up against someone in Marvel Snap,

779
00:52:57,560 --> 00:53:02,560
within the first two card placements, sometimes the first, you know exactly what deck they're playing.

780
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:04,560
Yeah, I know exactly what deck you've got.

781
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:09,560
Whereas with me, you're like, you think you know, but you don't.

782
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:15,560
But then the problem comes is if you keep getting stomped in whatever game it is, you're like, well, I have to.

783
00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:16,560
I have to adjust.

784
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:23,560
It's boring. It makes the game boring because the whole fun of games that are competitive or have any sort of customization

785
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:27,560
is experimenting and finding the thing that suits you.

786
00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:32,560
But if you can find the thing that suits you and it doesn't work and it's not through your ability,

787
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:37,560
then you either play the meta or you don't play because it's frustrating.

788
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:39,560
Yeah, that's when it becomes really shit.

789
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:45,560
I think have a, if you're going to have a meta, have a meta,

790
00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:49,560
but make sure that everything's as finely balanced as it can possibly be.

791
00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:51,560
There's always going to be something that is the best.

792
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:53,560
I think that's just how it is.

793
00:53:53,560 --> 00:54:01,560
But have it so that everything's at a level where anything is still capable of beating anything with the same ease.

794
00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:03,560
You know what I mean?

795
00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:04,560
They just can't do it.

796
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:09,560
No game company has ever been able to make something that is viable across multiple things.

797
00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:10,560
It's always one.

798
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:13,560
When Dragonflight come out, the balancing was perfect.

799
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:15,560
It was side by side.

800
00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:18,560
Everything was pretty fucking level.

801
00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:22,560
Obviously, there was still a graph there and there was things that were slightly outperforming,

802
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:25,560
but it was on a very basic level.

803
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:27,560
Everything was balanced.

804
00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:31,560
And then over time, it's now become fucking yo-yo.

805
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:35,560
That's why when I wanted to make a cast or a fucking asked you

806
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:40,560
because me being me would look at damage tables and stuff and go, all right, well, that cast is on top.

807
00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:43,560
I'm going to pick that one, even if I don't enjoy it that much.

808
00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:48,560
And I asked you instead and said, fuck, you pick one, pick one for me and I will play it.

809
00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:51,560
And I'm playing it in such a different way.

810
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:55,560
It is so much more enjoyable because I'm not looking at guides.

811
00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:57,560
I'm not fucking looking at what talents I should be picking.

812
00:54:57,560 --> 00:54:59,560
I'm picking what I want to fucking pick.

813
00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:01,560
I'm questioning. I'm not just fucking running dungeons.

814
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:04,560
I'm actually enjoying myself far more.

815
00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:06,560
I'm only like fucking level 24.

816
00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:09,560
I can do that in about half an hour if I'm just spamming dungeons,

817
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:13,560
but I'm taking my time and actually doing some shit.

818
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:16,560
And it just feels more fun.

819
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:19,560
Makes it a more refreshing experience for something that you've played for so long.

820
00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:20,560
Yeah.

821
00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:23,560
Must feel completely different and new as well.

822
00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:25,560
Completely different.

823
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:27,560
That's so much how I feel with Dragon's Dog.

824
00:55:27,560 --> 00:55:29,560
The whole class thing is good, man. It's good fun.

825
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:36,560
I've got the the current player counts for the most played games on Steam at the moment.

826
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:38,560
Counter Strike Dota.

827
00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:46,560
It is, yeah, literally fucking Counter Strike 2 with 1.3 million players currently playing.

828
00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:49,560
With a peak of 1.8 million.

829
00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:53,560
Which is crazy. You think its all time peak was 1.8 million players.

830
00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:56,560
And in the last 24 hours it's had 1.4.

831
00:55:56,560 --> 00:56:07,560
And then, yeah, you've got Dota 2, 500,000, 536,000, PUBG, 521, Apex Legends, 300,000.

832
00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:10,560
That's such a big gap though from Counter Strike 2 to Dota.

833
00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:12,560
Is Counter Strike 2 really that good?

834
00:56:12,560 --> 00:56:14,560
It's that popular. I don't know if it's that good.

835
00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:16,560
Because any gameplay I've ever seen of it, it looks boring as fuck.

836
00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:19,560
It does look boring, but people make a lot of money from it, don't they?

837
00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:22,560
Janky. There's obviously something that I'm missing there.

838
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:27,560
They make a lot of money from it. They'd fucking open them boxes, get them flashy knives and then sell them on.

839
00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:29,560
Maybe I'll investigate it.

840
00:56:29,560 --> 00:56:30,560
Stardew Valley.

841
00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:32,560
Yes, up there is it?

842
00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:34,560
152,000 people playing that.

843
00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:35,560
Why? Has it had an update or something?

844
00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:42,560
Fuck knows. And then GTA V, 145. Helldivers 2, 141. Rust.

845
00:56:42,560 --> 00:56:47,560
See, why is Helldivers 2 on Steam and not on Xbox? That's baffling to me.

846
00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:48,560
Weird, isn't it?

847
00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:49,560
Yeah.

848
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:51,560
Power World.

849
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:54,560
Go on Power World. Go on, Nibiri.

850
00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:58,560
113,000. Fucking wallpaper engine.

851
00:56:58,560 --> 00:57:01,560
What? That's a game.

852
00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:05,560
I don't know. It must just be a thing to have dynamic wallpapers, I guess.

853
00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:10,560
Rainbow Six Siege is there. Call of Duty is there. Buster Hunter.

854
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:18,560
It's quite decent, to be fair. Baldur's Gate 3 was 61,000. Dragon's Dogma 61,000 as well.

855
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:20,560
Go on, the boys.

856
00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:33,560
They're fucking equal peg. Dragon's Dogma Peak was 228,000. And Baldur's Gate 3 was 875,000. These are quite interesting numbers.

857
00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:40,560
Fucking hell, yeah. Lost Ark, its peak was 1,325,000.

858
00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:46,560
Let's go back to Stardew Valley a minute, right? I can't get me around this. I'm looking.

859
00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:56,560
The creator of Stardew Valley, his Twitter account, and I'm guessing this is the official Twitter account for Stardew Valley too.

860
00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:59,560
1.2 million followers.

861
00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:00,560
Yep.

862
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:08,560
The Reddit, which is also, by the way, another huge barometer I use for how interested people are in games.

863
00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:10,560
1.9 million.

864
00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:16,560
I don't understand how Reddit works. I read it sometimes and Steph reads it a lot. I don't understand Reddit.

865
00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:20,560
I don't get how you search things. How do you look things up?

866
00:58:20,560 --> 00:58:30,560
Whatever game I'm playing, if I'm really interested in it, I'll just go World of Warcraft on Google.

867
00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:31,560
On Google?

868
00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:34,560
This is how I do it. World of Warcraft.

869
00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:35,560
And you just type in Reddit?

870
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:41,560
Reddit. And then I click Reddit and then I click on WoW. I've already joined it. And then I'll go join.

871
00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:47,560
And then when I want to look at stuff, it's just a social media for your interest.

872
00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:49,560
Do you not just search it in the app?

873
00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:50,560
Yeah, you can.

874
00:58:50,560 --> 00:58:51,560
Because I've got the app.

875
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:55,560
Yeah, of course you can. But I just find it easier to Google because it brings up the specific one.

876
00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:57,560
World of Warcraft.

877
00:58:57,560 --> 00:59:08,560
But look, these are all the things I follow. Apex, Assassin's Creed, Borderlands, Call of Duty, Cyberpunk, Days Gone, DayZ, Death Stranding, Destiny, Divinity Original Sim, Doom, Fallen Order, Fallout, Frontier, Ghost of Tsushima.

878
00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:14,560
It's all the games that I play. And then it's just like a social media for my games that I like.

879
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:17,560
It's got 2.6 million people following this.

880
00:59:17,560 --> 00:59:18,560
Yeah, it is.

881
00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:24,560
So I click on that. And what does it then... So how do you then gauge stuff in the community?

882
00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:26,560
What do you mean?

883
00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:28,560
Well, you said you use it to gauge your game.

884
00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:35,560
Well, yeah, look how many people follow it. 2.6 million. So obviously it's a very popular game that a lot of people are interested in.

885
00:59:35,560 --> 00:59:40,560
It says there's 1,524 people coming home for a little treat.

886
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:43,560
That's how many are online in the forum talking now.

887
00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:44,560
Oh.

888
00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:46,560
And the number above that is how many...

889
00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:50,560
So what does the... What's the arrows do? Upvoting.

890
00:59:50,560 --> 00:59:56,560
So that's just a like. Like, dislike, comment and share. They're the arrows.

891
00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:57,560
I like this.

892
00:59:57,560 --> 00:59:58,560
And then...

893
00:59:58,560 --> 00:59:59,560
So then what...

894
00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:07,560
And then also you can... So this will be like the most recent stuff that's been posted, right?

895
01:00:07,560 --> 01:00:11,560
But you can... If you click this button, this one...

896
01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:12,560
Yeah.

897
01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:19,560
You can look at the newest posts or the top posts or the controversial or the rise in.

898
01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:21,560
Obviously it's default set to the hot ones.

899
01:00:21,560 --> 01:00:25,560
Controversial. How the fuck do they manage that one? What's the metric for that?

900
01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:27,560
It'll be like 50, 50 likes and dislikes.

901
01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:33,560
So is this what you do? You just search the thing that you want to search and then you just look at the various community...

902
01:00:33,560 --> 01:00:36,560
Has it got like just a standard homepage? It does.

903
01:00:36,560 --> 01:00:37,560
Yeah, it's just a page.

904
01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:38,560
So do I follow these then?

905
01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:39,560
Yes.

906
01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:40,560
Oh yeah, these are communities I've joined.

907
01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:45,560
Yeah, and then if you're just on the standard homepage, it'll just come up with random stuff.

908
01:00:45,560 --> 01:00:46,560
Yeah, random suggested shit.

909
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:50,560
And then you click on the page if you want to look... I want to look at more GTA.

910
01:00:50,560 --> 01:00:53,560
So I'll go on the GTA Reddit and I'll have a little look, see what people are doing.

911
01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:57,560
Oh my God, I've had Reddit for so long and I've never... This is fantastic.

912
01:00:57,560 --> 01:00:58,560
I've posted on Reddit and got...

913
01:00:58,560 --> 01:01:01,560
All the info that you would get from here.

914
01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:02,560
That's great.

915
01:01:02,560 --> 01:01:05,560
All the wow shit I'm seeing. Oh wow.

916
01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:10,560
Anyway, before I get stuck with that, what's your problem with Stardew Valley?

917
01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:20,560
No, I'm just shocked at the level of fucking just followers and interest in it. It's such a strange little game.

918
01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:21,560
It's peak.

919
01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:27,560
I posted something about Red Dead Redemption five years ago and got 841 likes.

920
01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:29,560
What was it about?

921
01:01:29,560 --> 01:01:33,560
This is just me. Terrible as well, just a picture of the telling.

922
01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:36,560
No, read off your fucking little caption.

923
01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:42,560
I've spent the last hour fishing and watching other passersby across the river doing all sorts of different things.

924
01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:45,560
This is more than just a game. It's a world to get lost in and savour.

925
01:01:45,560 --> 01:01:48,560
What a magnificent piece of art. Thank you, Rockstar.

926
01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:50,560
No, then you're wholesome.

927
01:01:50,560 --> 01:01:55,560
My biggest one, my biggest post was a Star Wars one.

928
01:01:55,560 --> 01:01:57,560
Of course it was.

929
01:01:57,560 --> 01:02:05,560
I'm trying to find it. This is where I reached fucking...

930
01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:08,560
What's that position?

931
01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:15,560
Five hundredth in the world on Gwent.

932
01:02:15,560 --> 01:02:19,560
Oh man, such a good time.

933
01:02:19,560 --> 01:02:24,560
Canada Water train station in London looks familiar.

934
01:02:24,560 --> 01:02:28,560
It looks like the Sand People thing.

935
01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:34,560
For some reason it says 30, but I shared it in one community and it went booloo.

936
01:02:34,560 --> 01:02:38,560
What's that? Science is precise. Apex Legends. That's me as caustic.

937
01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:41,560
Fucking hell.

938
01:02:41,560 --> 01:02:42,560
This is great.

939
01:02:42,560 --> 01:02:45,560
Stardew Valley's peak was 236,000.

940
01:02:45,560 --> 01:02:50,560
Oh sorry, here it is. I posted that Canada Water thing and its train station looks familiar.

941
01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:55,560
But I'm blaming the Star Wars thing. Two and a half thousand likes.

942
01:02:55,560 --> 01:02:56,560
People loved it.

943
01:02:56,560 --> 01:02:58,560
People would just take the piss out of me probably.

944
01:02:58,560 --> 01:03:01,560
And its 24 hour peak was 172,000.

945
01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:04,560
So there's only 50,000 in it from the absolute peak.

946
01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:07,560
And how old is fucking Stardew Valley?

947
01:03:07,560 --> 01:03:12,560
Fucking years. Years and years and years.

948
01:03:12,560 --> 01:03:14,560
It's crazy, isn't it?

949
01:03:14,560 --> 01:03:17,560
You know, it's just had such a steady stream.

950
01:03:17,560 --> 01:03:22,560
I don't understand why. Why is it so many players now on...

951
01:03:22,560 --> 01:03:26,560
It's number 43 in the top sellers on Steam.

952
01:03:26,560 --> 01:03:27,560
Overall.

953
01:03:27,560 --> 01:03:28,560
What number?

954
01:03:28,560 --> 01:03:29,560
43.

955
01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:32,560
That's nuts, isn't it?

956
01:03:32,560 --> 01:03:37,560
I don't even think there's any combat. I don't understand the game.

957
01:03:37,560 --> 01:03:38,560
I thought you'd played it.

958
01:03:38,560 --> 01:03:41,560
I have played it. That's what I mean. I don't understand.

959
01:03:41,560 --> 01:03:46,560
I haven't played it enough to have a proper opinion so I shouldn't say much.

960
01:03:46,560 --> 01:03:52,560
But from what I gather, you're a little guy or girl.

961
01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:55,560
You bowl about. You water your plants.

962
01:03:55,560 --> 01:03:58,560
And then you can occasionally go into a cave and hit some stuff.

963
01:03:58,560 --> 01:04:03,560
But I don't... I know like... What's its face like that as well, isn't it?

964
01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:06,560
Animal Crossing or whatever. Is that what it's called?

965
01:04:06,560 --> 01:04:09,560
Yeah, that's similar to that.

966
01:04:09,560 --> 01:04:12,560
But is that all there is?

967
01:04:12,560 --> 01:04:21,560
Is Stardew Valley always at that sort of level or has there been some update where that's just blown it up to that?

968
01:04:21,560 --> 01:04:22,560
Because that's nuts.

969
01:04:22,560 --> 01:04:23,560
Well, I'll be able to tell you.

970
01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:25,560
For that game to have that many players.

971
01:04:25,560 --> 01:04:27,560
For me anyway.

972
01:04:27,560 --> 01:04:33,560
No, but look. Stardew Valley. Here's the little fucking chart. Let's go.

973
01:04:33,560 --> 01:04:36,560
Let's go in the... Let's go all time.

974
01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:38,560
Uh...

975
01:04:41,560 --> 01:04:43,560
What the fuck?

976
01:04:44,560 --> 01:04:48,560
No, Stardew Valley actually peaked.

977
01:04:49,560 --> 01:04:51,560
Hehehehe.

978
01:04:51,560 --> 01:04:55,560
How does that fucking work then? How does that work?

979
01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:59,560
It's telling me 2016.

980
01:04:59,560 --> 01:05:06,560
It had 64,000... 64,500 players March 2016.

981
01:05:06,560 --> 01:05:08,560
And then...

982
01:05:08,560 --> 01:05:13,560
March 2024 is 236,500 players.

983
01:05:13,560 --> 01:05:15,560
How?

984
01:05:15,560 --> 01:05:20,560
I don't know. I don't know how that works. But that's the metrics that I'm being given.

985
01:05:20,560 --> 01:05:23,560
That's the... That's the graph.

986
01:05:23,560 --> 01:05:26,560
And yeah, that's what it... Yeah.

987
01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:30,560
But that... Explain that. So...

988
01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:36,560
On the 18th of March this year, 55,000 players.

989
01:05:36,560 --> 01:05:41,560
On the 24th of March, 236,500 players.

990
01:05:41,560 --> 01:05:46,560
What's happened between the 18th of March and the fucking... the 24th?

991
01:05:46,560 --> 01:05:48,560
Explain to me.

992
01:05:48,560 --> 01:05:52,560
This is what I'm trying to find out. This is what... This is what piqued my interest.

993
01:05:52,560 --> 01:05:55,560
What's happened, please? I want answers.

994
01:05:55,560 --> 01:05:59,560
Well, I looked at their Twitter and I couldn't really...

995
01:05:59,560 --> 01:06:01,560
I couldn't really see.

996
01:06:01,560 --> 01:06:06,560
Their all-time peak was 12 days ago. Yeah, 236,000 players.

997
01:06:06,560 --> 01:06:10,560
On a game that come out in... in what? Fucking...

998
01:06:10,560 --> 01:06:12,560
Let's Google it. 2016.

999
01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:16,560
Why is everyone playing Stardew Valley now?

1000
01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:22,560
2024.

1001
01:06:22,560 --> 01:06:25,560
I don't understand.

1002
01:06:25,560 --> 01:06:27,560
Yeah, literally.

1003
01:06:27,560 --> 01:06:30,560
February, 2026. Or March 20... Sorry.

1004
01:06:30,560 --> 01:06:34,560
March, 2016. 64,000 players.

1005
01:06:34,560 --> 01:06:39,560
And then in September, 2016, it dropped down to 7,500 players.

1006
01:06:39,560 --> 01:06:44,560
And then there was a steady... a steady, like, gameplay...

1007
01:06:44,560 --> 01:06:49,560
player count of about between like 10 to 30-odd thousand.

1008
01:06:49,560 --> 01:06:54,560
All the way up until December 2020, when it's 90,000.

1009
01:06:54,560 --> 01:06:56,560
Here we go. I know. Go on.

1010
01:06:56,560 --> 01:07:01,560
Stardew Valley 1.6 content update was released on March 19th, 2024

1011
01:07:01,560 --> 01:07:05,560
and featured a slew of new features including new items, a farm layout,

1012
01:07:05,560 --> 01:07:08,560
and tons of fixes and adjustments. Use this guide as a hub to catch up

1013
01:07:08,560 --> 01:07:10,560
on all new things with the update.

1014
01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:13,560
I only found that because I found a little post saying,

1015
01:07:13,560 --> 01:07:15,560
oh, we can't wait for 1.6.

1016
01:07:15,560 --> 01:07:18,560
What? That many fucking people?

1017
01:07:18,560 --> 01:07:20,560
This is what I mean.

1018
01:07:20,560 --> 01:07:22,560
But even this doesn't make it...

1019
01:07:22,560 --> 01:07:24,560
November 2020, 22,000 players.

1020
01:07:24,560 --> 01:07:27,560
December 2020, 90,000 players.

1021
01:07:27,560 --> 01:07:31,560
Fuck it. I'm playing Stardew Valley 1 again.

1022
01:07:31,560 --> 01:07:33,560
But that's such a big fucking jump.

1023
01:07:33,560 --> 01:07:40,560
And then, yeah, to go from February 2024, 61,000 players.

1024
01:07:40,560 --> 01:07:45,560
And then March 2024, 236,000 players.

1025
01:07:45,560 --> 01:07:49,560
An increase of 174,000 players.

1026
01:07:49,560 --> 01:07:52,560
It's nuts. It's fucking nuts.

1027
01:07:52,560 --> 01:07:54,560
And look, you can get it on your phone.

1028
01:07:54,560 --> 01:07:56,560
So I'm just going to buy it and do it on my phone.

1029
01:07:56,560 --> 01:07:58,560
You buy it and you let me.

1030
01:07:58,560 --> 01:08:02,560
I will buy this on one condition.

1031
01:08:02,560 --> 01:08:04,560
Yeah.

1032
01:08:04,560 --> 01:08:07,560
This is the top paid gaming role playing.

1033
01:08:07,560 --> 01:08:09,560
What the fuck's going on?

1034
01:08:09,560 --> 01:08:11,560
You can play it on your phone.

1035
01:08:11,560 --> 01:08:13,560
I will buy this if I'm only on one condition.

1036
01:08:13,560 --> 01:08:17,560
I'm going to find out if that condition is met right now.

1037
01:08:17,560 --> 01:08:19,560
Stardew Valley. It is literally there.

1038
01:08:19,560 --> 01:08:21,560
Five quid.

1039
01:08:21,560 --> 01:08:23,560
Get with Play Pass.

1040
01:08:23,560 --> 01:08:25,560
There's fucking Play Pass. What?

1041
01:08:25,560 --> 01:08:27,560
There's Battle Pass on the phone.

1042
01:08:27,560 --> 01:08:29,560
But what do you do?

1043
01:08:29,560 --> 01:08:31,560
I don't understand what you do.

1044
01:08:31,560 --> 01:08:33,560
OK, so I'm not getting it.

1045
01:08:33,560 --> 01:08:35,560
But I would have. But I nearly did.

1046
01:08:35,560 --> 01:08:37,560
So what I wanted was cross save.

1047
01:08:37,560 --> 01:08:39,560
Oh, and there's not?

1048
01:08:39,560 --> 01:08:41,560
Well, there is, but not for me.

1049
01:08:41,560 --> 01:08:44,560
Stardew Valley's cross progression capabilities are limited.

1050
01:08:44,560 --> 01:08:47,560
The only cross possession support is between PC and mobile.

1051
01:08:47,560 --> 01:08:51,560
So if you play on the PC and play on your mobile, then yeah.

1052
01:08:51,560 --> 01:08:53,560
I like games like that.

1053
01:08:53,560 --> 01:08:57,560
I like the thought of I've got a bit of time at work, I'll fucking water my plants.

1054
01:08:57,560 --> 01:08:59,560
Then when I get home, it's done.

1055
01:08:59,560 --> 01:09:01,560
I like that.

1056
01:09:01,560 --> 01:09:03,560
If you haven't got that, it's a bit fucking stupid.

1057
01:09:03,560 --> 01:09:05,560
No, I don't want to play on two things.

1058
01:09:05,560 --> 01:09:07,560
Well, there you go then, ladies and gentlemen.

1059
01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:12,560
If you're looking for that fucking the next big fucking heavy hitting game,

1060
01:09:12,560 --> 01:09:14,560
it's the one that come out in 2016.

1061
01:09:14,560 --> 01:09:16,560
Stardew Valley.

1062
01:09:16,560 --> 01:09:18,560
Just had a big old update.

1063
01:09:18,560 --> 01:09:20,560
Maybe I'll fucking speak to Steph about it.

1064
01:09:20,560 --> 01:09:22,560
It looks like a game that she'd very much enjoy.

1065
01:09:22,560 --> 01:09:23,560
All right, see you later, everyone.

1066
01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:37,560
Hooray.