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It's podcast time, cunts.

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I'm back, my ears repaired.

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Ooh, I haven't actually asked.

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You've been sat here for like 40 odd minutes.

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I didn't ask how your ear rolls.

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Yeah, it's better, thanks.

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You said the other one was getting fucked up.

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The other one started and then

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just veered off into healthy again.

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Decent.

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But yeah, that fucking chored me, that did.

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I was knackered, it weren't happening.

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I couldn't even, I was getting all dizzy

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and unbalanced and shit.

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Burst eardrum.

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Burst eardrum, infection in a canal, out a canal,

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fucking all the infections.

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Fucking hell, mum.

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I had toothache, neckache, jawache,

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fucking earache, I couldn't,

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my whole side of my face was fucked.

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I couldn't sleep on my side where it wasn't sore

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because it just hurt.

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And if I slept on the side where it was sore,

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it also just hurt.

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That's nice.

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So I kind of just fucked.

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And whatever way I sat, my ear was leaking green stuff.

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Yeah, oh, fucking hell.

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That's grim, you know?

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It was brutal, it was a horrible experience.

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But now we're here.

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I always suffer with ear infections in the winter.

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But here we are.

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Here we are indeed.

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I'm back, baby.

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I've learned two things, three things.

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First thing that's fucking blown my mind this week.

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Go on.

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And I can't get over it.

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I even, I've had to make phone calls to people

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I haven't spoke to for a while

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and just ask this question as soon as they answer.

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What is a pickle?

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It's a cucumber.

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Yeah, I did not know that.

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It's honestly blown my mind.

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Yeah, you didn't know?

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No, no idea.

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To be fair, I think I only really know that through

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Steph eats quite a lot of pickles

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and through like TikTok and shit.

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You know, and then big pickles.

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Gherkins.

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The ones in like the plastic packet

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where they do like hot and spicy ones and shit.

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They're like big mammoth fucking things.

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They were quite big for a time on TikTok.

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You didn't know?

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No, I didn't.

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And the thing is I fucking hate pickles,

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but I love cucumber.

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Yeah.

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I love onions and I love pickled onions.

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So now I feel like I have to give pickles another go.

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Yeah.

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Because now I know it's cucumber.

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When's the last time you had a pickle?

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Are you chatting, you've had gherkins or you've had pickles?

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Gherkins.

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The little sliced ones or little gherkins?

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No, the little sliced ones.

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Little sliced ones, yeah.

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The little sliced ones in McDonald's

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are fucking disgusting.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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No, yeah.

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Pickles, like proper pickled pickles.

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Different, different kind of fish.

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I'm gonna have to give them a go

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because like I say, now I know they're cucumbers.

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Maybe.

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That's what's on my mind on things.

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Maybe I'd have to buy us

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because I've been wanting to try them for a while.

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One of those big pickles that I was talking about.

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I'll get us each one of them and we can,

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but they've got a shit load of juice.

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Little food review.

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Little food.

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Cheeky.

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Because they're mad crunchy,

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but they're just fucking mammoth.

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Or second thing I learned was equally as mental.

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Like a prayer from Madonna.

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Do you know what that song's about?

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No.

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Blowjobs.

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Oh, is it?

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When you call my name, it's like a little prayer.

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I'm down on my knees.

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I'm gonna take you there.

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Yeah, it makes sense.

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It's mental though.

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Now it all makes sense, but I was like, what the fuck?

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Sexy, old Madonna.

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Crazy, crazy.

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And number three?

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Number three, Kratos' first name.

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Is it not Kratos?

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No.

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What is it?

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John.

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That is not his name.

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Fucking his.

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John Kratos.

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You are talking shit.

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That man right there.

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What is Kratos' first name?

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All right, I don't want to read it out now.

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Initially, the name John Kratos

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was nothing more than a joke shared on Twitter

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by the Guardian's gaming editor, Keza McDonald.

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But as it is the case with so much internet content

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these days, it soon gained its own life force,

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eventually leading to PlayStation canonizing the name.

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Fucking hell.

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John Kratos.

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Billy Bob Kratos.

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That's ridiculous.

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John Kratos.

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John Kratos.

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Ridiculous.

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I love it though.

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It is John.

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That's great.

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John Kratos.

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John Kratos, the famous Greek warrior.

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Yeah.

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John.

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Yeah, the God Slayer.

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John.

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I come home today and I did a poo.

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Sounds like something we should be saving for the Patreon.

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But carry on.

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Now these lot can hear it.

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It's only a quick one.

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It didn't hurt, but it was massive.

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You about to show me a picture?

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I'm about to show you a picture of my poo, right?

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Now I'm going to show you because this was,

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Steph FaceTimed me because what happened was

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I had this massive poo and it was fantastic.

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I wiped me ass and when I hit the flusher,

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only the toilet paper went.

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And there was two logs and one was sitting out

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by about an inch, right?

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You are the stinky log.

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And I was like, oh my God, what am I going to do?

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And then I flushed it again and still nothing.

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And at this point I FaceTimed Steph.

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I said, I haven't blocked the toilet,

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but the poo won't go.

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It's staying at attention.

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Flushed it again and one log went.

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When I flushed it, basically that wouldn't,

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it wouldn't go down.

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She's girthy, isn't she?

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It's huge, isn't it?

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She's girthy.

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It was huge, but it finally went.

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And that was my interest in part of the week.

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I've rather not seen that, but I can respect it.

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Normally we save that for the Patreon,

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so that's what people are missing out

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if they haven't listened.

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Nowhere near as big as Matt's.

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Oh yeah, that fucking video.

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That thing's ginormous.

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He practically gave birth.

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That's ridiculous, isn't it?

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Gave birth to a stinky log.

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I want, I sent you a video earlier from YouTube

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of the lore of World of Warcraft in 23 minutes.

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And I'm halfway through it.

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And it's a very quick, brief, informative video

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of the surrounding lore.

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And then you text me back saying

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that you've been playing a bit of Warcraft.

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Didn't say that.

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No, what did you say?

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Hold on.

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Oh, I don't want the fucking Play Store.

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Fuck off.

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I'd sent you the video,

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and then you sent me a gif of a Muppet being rubbed.

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On his head.

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On his head.

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And the Muppet looks absolutely off its face.

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Because I just couldn't be bothered to search for him.

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So I just scrolled through a few gifs

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and found that looks funny.

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And then I said, why don't you support me?

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I show you nothing but love.

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And you said, well, I'll have you know

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I was Warcrafting last night.

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Correct.

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What was you doing?

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I was Warcrafting.

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If you want to know what I was doing,

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I was up to an extremely late time

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because I've really struggled sleeping this week,

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being back to work.

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Not that I'm ever blessed with Layins as it is,

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but I just, I don't know.

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I just struggled to sleep.

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First week back.

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And I was up till, gone one o'clock last night

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watching Asmongold.

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Oh yeah.

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Recap his first, like going through all his screenshots.

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With some powerful music in the background.

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And he's like really good speech flow that he has.

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He doesn't like stutter or say like,

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or anything in between his words.

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Showing his first time through the wrath of the Lich King.

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Nice.

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And his whole experience with it.

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And I was up and it was having the counter effect

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I needed it to have, because I was getting gassed.

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And I was like, what happens next?

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What happens next?

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I was very excited.

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I saw a lot of people waiting outside a portal

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for this wrath of the Lich King to start.

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And he was talking about how one of his guild members

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was doing first to 80 on the server or something.

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Yeah, yeah.

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And he was 79 and he asked Asmongold

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and a couple of other people to help him

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just get the last bit and someone else beat him.

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But they kind of cheated their way by farming

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with a couple of other people to help him.

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I don't know what it was.

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They were just healing this geezer

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while he just mulled down things.

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But that's as far as I got.

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But I got about probably 15, 20 minutes in

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and I wanna watch the whole thing.

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And it was hyping me up.

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And as I was watching it, I was thinking,

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could I do it again?

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Could I do a third time lucky?

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Wrath of the Lich King is renowned as one of the best.

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It's a fan favorite for so many people

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and it's very much up there for me.

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Was that the first expansion?

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No, that was the second.

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Because he was saying the mount that he was on,

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that was the first time he'd ever been on the mount.

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And then he was on a dragon and he was flying,

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but it was like one of them on the rails dragon.

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So that was the first experience he'd ever had

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of being in the air on a flying mount before,

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obviously, then the flying mounts came.

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Well, flying mounts come in Burning Crusade,

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which was the first expansion,

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but it was just so fucking expensive

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that no one, because obviously,

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it's got its own gold economy,

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which now is fucking crazy.

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But back then, in the vanilla days, shit,

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it was just impossible to get gold.

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So having a mount was very fucking expensive

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and then having the fastest mount.

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And then in Burning Crusade, they released flying mounts.

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And again, they were just fucking mega money.

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So not a lot of people had them.

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And then in Wrath of the Lich King,

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what you had was, because it was a new expansion,

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the gold economy changed a little bit.

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Shit was still expensive, but become a bit cheaper.

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So it was much easier to obtain flying.

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So you had a lot of people who had played

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in Burning Crusade, but never actually afforded flying,

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who were now able to fly in Wrath of the Lich King.

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And Wrath of the Lich King was fucking incredible,

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absolutely incredible.

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The pre-launch for it, they did a little event,

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because obviously it was all about death knights

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and raising undead armies and shit like that.

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Straight from the get-go,

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before I even knew anything about World of Warcraft,

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I'd heard of Wrath of the Lich King,

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like it was his own thing.

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And when you name things, Wrath of the Lich King,

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death knights, I mean, that's all I need.

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Call names, don't call them Uggabugga the Warrior Man.

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Call them Death Knights and Lich King and all that.

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I'm in.

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Lich King is, yeah, it was obviously the main,

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the lore and the storyline behind Lich King is crazy.

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But the pre-release for it, the event,

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basically every city and everything,

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people were getting infected and turning into ghouls,

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so like zombies.

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But what it did is it gave you different abilities

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and you could infect other normal players.

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So what you'd then have is you'd fly into a zone,

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like a camp or whatever,

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and there would be one person that was infected.

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Like a full-on plague, you'd end up with hordes of people

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that were infected and now turned into ghouls.

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They would then, and I also did it,

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you would go to your city,

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so like Orgrimmar is the Orc one or one of the main hubs,

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and you could fucking slaughter everyone in there,

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the war chief, the fucking guards, the whole shebang,

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because you were now this ghoul thing.

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And it went on for a couple of weeks

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and it was absolutely incredible.

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And then Raft come out and everyone was like,

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oh my God, this is crazy.

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What they've got now is World of Warcraft Classic,

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which is now the Burning Crusade,

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because they did the first expansionist classic.

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They've now got a World of Warcraft

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Raft of the Lich King classic.

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So it's how it was when it first come out

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with a couple of quality of life tweaks.

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So you can actually play pretty much the OG

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Raft of the Lich King,

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and that is like the end game content,

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so you can relive it.

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Yeah.

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It won't have the same effect on me

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as it would someone who has that nostalgia hit,

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but obviously for Asmongold or however.

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But Death Knights are crazy.

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They've got three specs.

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They've got a blood spec, which is your tanking spec,

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and your whole thing is around basically taking the blood

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from your enemies, and that is what heals you

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and keeps you going.

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You've got a frost spec,

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which used to be like dual wielded swords,

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and now it's more like two handed shit,

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but it is what it is, like frost moves and shit like that.

349
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You can summon a dragon that flies over your head

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and fucking freezes everyone.

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Are there elf?

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Is there an elf race?

353
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Yeah.

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Night elves or blood elves or fucking, there's two others.

355
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Wood elf?

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No, void elf or another one,

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which is like a different sort of character model.

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But the third spec of a Death Knight is unholy,

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and an unholy Death Knight basically has a zombie pet,

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and their whole thing is around infecting people

361
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and giving them diseases and making their blood burst

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out of them and summoning more gargoyles and shit like that.

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They're very cool, but they all have this ability

364
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called Death Grip, where I think it's got a 25 yard range.

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You basically send out a hand

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that will choke them and then just drag them towards you.

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Sounds like that failure shit.

368
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Yeah, it's very fucking cool.

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Night elves, void elves, blood elves, and nightborne.

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That's the one, nightborne.

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They're all very cool.

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Ah.

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Ha ha ha.

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The reason, one of the reasons I was watching it

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is because, well, I was watching Asmongold,

376
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I watched a 30 minute video of him talking about

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how his mom died, which is very sad,

378
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but I understand his grief

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through my stepfather.

380
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So it was kind of, whilst it was a sad video,

381
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he deals with his emotions very well.

382
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He's not just bawling, he's just like.

383
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Was he live streaming or was it just a video

384
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that he recorded? It was just him talking,

385
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and he was in the garden, it was raining.

386
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was very like,

387
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it was very therapeutic for some reason.

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Even though it's dark, it was nice to hear someone else

389
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talk about it, if you know what I mean.

390
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Yeah, so I watched that, and then that kind of just led

391
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onto that video as I was looking for his channel and stuff.

392
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And it's because the adventures of Rhaendolo

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has been continuing.

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It's gone back.

395
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And as Rhaendolo's adventure continues

396
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and encompasses the finale,

397
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I feel Rhaendolo's journey doesn't end here.

398
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Where else could he possibly venture?

399
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So he's thinking the entire different universe in itself.

400
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Rhaendolo is multiverse, mate.

401
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Rhaendolo could be fucking multiverse.

402
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So I'm thinking, you know.

403
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Look.

404
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Could he walk into Asgaroth?

405
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It's, you mean Azeroth?

406
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Azeroth. Azeroth.

407
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Close enough.

408
00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:15,200
And take the Lich King down.

409
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There's a TikTok account that I'm following,

410
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and it's a husband and his wife.

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And he's been playing WoW for 18 years.

412
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And he's just introduced his wife to World of Warcraft,

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and he's doing like a daily update.

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They're basically doing like three or four hours a night

415
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playing it together.

416
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And he's saying how interesting it is

417
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because obviously he's a vet.

418
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He knows everything that's going on,

419
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but he's seeing it from the eyes of someone who's brand new.

420
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So with that, they're going to all like the starter zones

421
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and doing the tutorials and stuff like that.

422
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So he's seeing what a newbie would see

423
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and how the game works for someone that's brand new to it.

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And he's saying like,

425
00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:56,880
oh, Blizzard would be cool if he did this.

426
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This is really cool.

427
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I like that you do this, blah, blah, blah.

428
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,280
But he's like, he's giving us daily updates,

429
00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:06,400
and she's picked a night elf mage,

430
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and they've got a move called Polymorph

431
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where you can turn anything into a sheep

432
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and it will just stand like a crowd control.

433
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They'll just stand around for an hour, a minute.

434
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One of my characters has that.

435
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It's very cool.

436
00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:22,600
And he's like, it's like a journey that they're going on

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because they're now going through like their spell rotation,

438
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what talents they've got to pick,

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what quests they want to do and stuff like that.

440
00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:33,880
And it's very interesting to see that unfold

441
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because basically anyone that plays WoW

442
00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:36,280
and has done for a while,

443
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we yearn for that nostalgia again.

444
00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:40,520
We want that back.

445
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Everyone who plays World of Warcraft wants to forget it

446
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so they can rediscover it

447
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because it's a feeling that it's an addiction.

448
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Everyone wants to experience that again.

449
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And that is why things like WoW Classic

450
00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:57,800
and Season of Discovery and hardcore and shit like that

451
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is so popular because it throws you

452
00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:02,200
straight back into that nostalgia.

453
00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:07,200
But I think maybe when we played it,

454
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there was a touch of destiny, overwhelmingness

455
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because there's a lot of shit going on.

456
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World of Warcraft, there's a ton,

457
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there's an absolute ton of shit going on

458
00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:23,840
and it's both great and both bad at the same time

459
00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:28,040
in that nothing matters until you're at Dragonfly,

460
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until you're level 60 or level 50

461
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and then going into 60, nothing matters.

462
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So you can do whatever the fuck you want

463
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as long as you level up or whatever.

464
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And even when you get to the end game,

465
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it doesn't really matter, you can still do what you want.

466
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But in that freedom, there's just so much shit.

467
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There's so much shit.

468
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It's incredible.

469
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There's two expansions I haven't even played

470
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because my computer was broken or I just quit at the time.

471
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Warlords of Draenor and Legion, I did not play them.

472
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And Legion was meant to be possibly like

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overtake Ralf the Lich King

474
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as the best expansion they've done.

475
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Didn't play either of them.

476
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,280
And I don't level up in them when I make new characters

477
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either, so I got no fucking clue what happened around there.

478
00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:15,400
I got nothing to do with that.

479
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So there's shit that even I haven't touched.

480
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:21,960
So like, I don't know, man, it's difficult.

481
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:23,640
It's free until you're level 25

482
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and even then it's free after you ain't got a fucking,

483
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you just can't really do much after that.

484
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The trouble is this guy and his wife,

485
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:33,560
I imagine this guy is pretty understanding.

486
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I'm patient.

487
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:36,800
I've changed, I have changed.

488
00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:37,640
You have not fucking changed.

489
00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:39,280
I have, I promise you, I have.

490
00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:40,120
You have not.

491
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,480
I have, I'm a changed man.

492
00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:43,880
You said I wouldn't do Days Gone, I did Days Gone.

493
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:47,280
I'm reading books now, lore books for World of Warcraft.

494
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:48,440
I brought one to work the other day.

495
00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:50,440
I asked Mark, I read like fucking 50 pages.

496
00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:53,560
I was just sat there just reading books in the van.

497
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They're great because I don't like reading,

498
00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:58,600
but I've never read something that obviously

499
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I'm so attached to WoW.

500
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:01,920
And now I'm reading something.

501
00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:04,400
So I know I can picture everything in my head

502
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:05,320
what it's talking about.

503
00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:06,680
And I'm like, oh shit, I know that place.

504
00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:08,280
I know that, I know what he's talking about.

505
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,280
I'm reading a book.

506
00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:11,960
This is set in the Bowler's Gate universe currently.

507
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:13,200
When I'm playing cyberpunk,

508
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:18,200
I was reading the cyberpunk book and then The Witcher.

509
00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:20,400
I read The Witcher books because I am attached to it.

510
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:22,240
Star Wars, Star Wars books.

511
00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:23,080
So much more interesting.

512
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:23,920
So much more interesting.

513
00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:25,960
I read things that I, that's why I'm like,

514
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:29,280
when you say do you read, people are like, nah,

515
00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:32,560
because their mind goes to, you know,

516
00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:34,560
horrors and thrillers and shit.

517
00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:36,680
I read what I like.

518
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So-

519
00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:38,760
Graphic novels and shit like that.

520
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:41,600
Just things that I know or have an understanding of.

521
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:42,800
It just enhances it.

522
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:46,080
So where I'm like reading things in this book

523
00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:47,520
about Bowler's Gate,

524
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,880
like it paints a different picture to Bowler's Gate.

525
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:52,560
Like the actual city of Bowler's Gate where it looks like

526
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:54,880
and the drow, the race of the drow.

527
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:55,720
I know what the drow are.

528
00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:58,640
Oh, I know they live in the under,

529
00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:00,720
I can't remember what it's called now, but I've been there.

530
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:03,160
So I know I can visualise it in my head as well.

531
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,400
And it just, when you read things in the book

532
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,120
that you know in the game, you're like, oh, it's that.

533
00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:07,960
It attaches you better.

534
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:08,800
It builds more of a story.

535
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:10,520
That's why I like reading too.

536
00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:11,960
Exactly what I'm rolling into.

537
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,480
I think one of the downfalls

538
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:16,520
for when we was playing WoW together,

539
00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:17,960
other than my poor attitude,

540
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:20,560
which I might add the second time round I had improved.

541
00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:21,400
It was much better.

542
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:22,220
Much, much better.

543
00:20:22,220 --> 00:20:23,560
And I have improved further since.

544
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:25,160
And then you shouted at me for doing something stupid.

545
00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:26,040
I know I've changed.

546
00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:27,440
I've changed my ways, I apologise.

547
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:29,280
I've never played anything after that.

548
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:31,960
I think one of the issues is,

549
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:34,360
and Steph has the same issue,

550
00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:39,360
is neither are used to playing mouse and keyboard.

551
00:20:39,860 --> 00:20:41,120
It's a different beast.

552
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:44,080
And it's not fucking like hard graft, but it is different.

553
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:45,520
It takes a lot of getting used to.

554
00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:48,920
And sometimes the positions that your hands are in

555
00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:50,720
and that specific movement,

556
00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:51,920
it starts to hurt a little bit.

557
00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:52,760
It starts to ache.

558
00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:54,480
For example, the way that I'm sitting,

559
00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:57,040
if after a long session my elbow kills

560
00:20:57,040 --> 00:21:00,280
because I'm like that, my elbow's leaning in,

561
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:03,480
I need to put something on my arm rest and it hurts.

562
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:06,880
So I was trying to explain to Steph the other day

563
00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:11,400
that there are many different things that you can do

564
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,560
to make that easy for yourself.

565
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:16,160
For example, the razor mouse I use

566
00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:17,880
has all the buttons on the side.

567
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:21,320
So you only have to use your left hand for WASD.

568
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:23,960
The macros and the key bindings that you can change

569
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:25,760
so that you don't have to do what I do

570
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:27,560
where you do like one, two, three, four,

571
00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:29,160
and then click the rest.

572
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:32,080
You can change it all to fit you.

573
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:35,680
And even down to things, Wow's now integrated

574
00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:38,440
that you can completely change the UI.

575
00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:41,000
So where the name plates are, your fucking action bars,

576
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,400
the mini map, everything is customizable

577
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:44,480
so you can move all around.

578
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:46,800
You never used to be able to do that.

579
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:50,960
And one of the even better things is in,

580
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:52,280
what's the date now?

581
00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:57,280
The fifth on the 16th is a new patch that's coming out.

582
00:21:57,280 --> 00:22:00,200
And with it, they're introducing follower dungeons,

583
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:03,000
which has basically been stolen from ESO.

584
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,080
I read about that the other day.

585
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:08,160
Yeah, so you'll be able to go into a dungeon on your own

586
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:12,120
or with up to four people because dungeons are five man.

587
00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:15,000
And if you're on your own, everything else will be AI.

588
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000
So, but you can pick whatever role you wanna do.

589
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,800
You can be a tank, you can try healing, whatever.

590
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:21,240
So you basically affords you the time

591
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:24,720
to get used to a role without someone screaming at you.

592
00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:26,480
And it makes it more solo friendly.

593
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:28,200
Way more solo friendly.

594
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:30,400
Because they also introduced a thing where with rares

595
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:32,120
and stuff popping around the maps and shit,

596
00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:34,880
where they're like mini bosses.

597
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:37,720
They introduced a thing where if you're on your own,

598
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:39,880
it gives you a load of buffs to be able to do it

599
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:42,280
on your own without needing a group of people to help you.

600
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:45,720
So that solo players can do what they need to do.

601
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:47,840
I play most of my shit solo.

602
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:49,920
Other than raid nights with the guild,

603
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:52,680
most of my shit that I do is on my own.

604
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:54,920
But it's just a very, very overwhelming game.

605
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:58,920
But I can't get over the, get the point across of how-

606
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:01,720
Much you want me.

607
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:04,680
Yeah. How in depth and incredible that game is.

608
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:06,200
I'm trying to get Steph involved with it.

609
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:07,560
I sent her the same lore thing.

610
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:09,000
Cause obviously she's tried to play it before,

611
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:12,980
but she didn't really like how to play it.

612
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:16,360
Like with the mouse and keyboard.

613
00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:19,120
And like I tried to get my mate Brandon to do it.

614
00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:20,560
And I think he played a couple of like,

615
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:22,920
got up to like level 10 or something like that.

616
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:25,000
And then I think his PC broke,

617
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,760
but I'd said like chances are,

618
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:27,880
you're not going to stick with it.

619
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:32,880
He's, he's very call of duty, like guru type.

620
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:35,280
World of Warcraft is not his bank whatsoever,

621
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:37,280
but he like seemed to be right with it.

622
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:40,280
Obviously Connor tried to play it, got on well with it,

623
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:43,880
but slinked off and moved house and shit.

624
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:45,360
So there's other stuff.

625
00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:49,540
So I feel like I've got this bit of,

626
00:23:49,540 --> 00:23:52,240
this little bit of knowledge where you said,

627
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:54,720
play God of War, it's fucking sick.

628
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:56,720
And sure enough, I played God of War and it's amazing.

629
00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:58,520
Oh, John knows what he's doing.

630
00:23:58,520 --> 00:23:59,360
Right?

631
00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:00,180
John.

632
00:24:00,180 --> 00:24:02,640
You and fucking, you and Mark,

633
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:04,520
mainly Mark because he's always going on about it.

634
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:05,560
Days gone.

635
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:08,120
One of the best games I've ever played,

636
00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:11,360
really genuinely, as far as zombie games go,

637
00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:12,880
other than The Last of Us,

638
00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:16,880
that is the best zombie, zombie apocalyptic game

639
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:18,520
that there has ever been.

640
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:19,680
There is no better than that.

641
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:20,520
Facts.

642
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:22,440
The fact that that hasn't got a days gone to

643
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:23,760
is fucking abominable.

644
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:24,600
It's criminal.

645
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:25,420
It's ridiculous.

646
00:24:25,420 --> 00:24:28,560
And why that isn't a thing is crazy.

647
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:30,680
Did you play any of the mini games on that as well?

648
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:31,520
I platinumed it.

649
00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:33,160
On the golf cart and shit like that.

650
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:34,000
I've done everything.

651
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:34,840
Hilarious.

652
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:35,660
Platinum the fuck out of that game.

653
00:24:35,660 --> 00:24:36,960
Fucking loved it.

654
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:41,280
And I feel like people have given me these games

655
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:43,040
and said how incredible they are.

656
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:46,800
And I've finished them and gone, these are incredible.

657
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:50,840
That I've got this absolute time sink of a game

658
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:53,040
that I feel is incredible.

659
00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:57,520
And there's so few people that I'm able to share that with

660
00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:59,480
that stick with it.

661
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:03,120
I have many problems with World of Warcraft.

662
00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:05,380
And my number one, which I know you hate,

663
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:09,920
is if it was console, it might be all encompassing for me.

664
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:12,240
It might be all, I'd just be in.

665
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:17,520
But the laptop is uncomfortable for me.

666
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:19,160
I'm not used to it.

667
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:24,160
And I always have this weird overwhelming anxiety

668
00:25:24,340 --> 00:25:26,720
about playing games on a laptop that

669
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:31,300
I think it's because I've had so many really shit laptops

670
00:25:31,300 --> 00:25:34,320
in the past that when this laptop breaks, I'm fucked.

671
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:35,840
Because I can't go out.

672
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:38,480
If I just play World of Warcraft forever,

673
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:40,520
because that's the kind of game that it is.

674
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:42,120
And you're just like, you're just there.

675
00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:43,480
You're just there and that's the only game

676
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:44,720
that you really care about.

677
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:47,560
And you might dip into other things and then it breaks.

678
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:49,880
I'm never gonna be in a position to just be like,

679
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:52,080
well, I'll just replace that.

680
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:53,840
And that will kill me.

681
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:57,400
If that's the only game that I play and my laptop dies,

682
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:00,400
then I'm like, fuck.

683
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:02,900
The system requirements for it now,

684
00:26:02,900 --> 00:26:04,580
they were never that high to begin with.

685
00:26:04,580 --> 00:26:06,920
And they're still not crazy.

686
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:08,560
You can play it on a fucking microwave

687
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:10,200
if you really want it to.

688
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:12,080
It's really not too bad.

689
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:13,680
Plus that laptop that you've got,

690
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:16,600
as long as you leave the fucking thing plugged in

691
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:19,400
because the battery shit, there's nothing wrong with it.

692
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,800
Yeah, this is my own weird head, the way it works.

693
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:26,160
Yeah, but I know exactly what you mean.

694
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:28,160
Because when I first got this

695
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:30,000
and I started playing AAA games on it,

696
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,820
I was like, there's no way that this can handle this.

697
00:26:32,820 --> 00:26:34,600
And it does absolutely fine.

698
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:36,720
That I was like, this is gonna blow up.

699
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,760
There is no fucking way that this can do this.

700
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:41,400
And I feel the same because when this breaks,

701
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,000
it's very expensive.

702
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,180
And because it's a laptop,

703
00:26:44,180 --> 00:26:46,240
there's only minimal things that you can do.

704
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:49,960
You can't rip loads of bits out and fucking replace them.

705
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:52,540
You can, but it's fucking so much more difficult.

706
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:57,520
But with WoW, you can,

707
00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:59,280
they've made it a lot more simple

708
00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:02,320
to set up a controller to play it.

709
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:03,620
I've never done it personally,

710
00:27:03,620 --> 00:27:04,840
but there's a shit ton of guides

711
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:06,560
and a lot of people say that it is very easy

712
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:09,000
because I see a lot of people playing it on Steam Deck

713
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,220
and they use it for leveling.

714
00:27:10,220 --> 00:27:11,880
And there's people that are doing mythic pluses

715
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:13,120
and raids with it.

716
00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:15,200
And I'm like, how the fuck are you doing that?

717
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,760
So you can set up a controller with it.

718
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:19,900
I just don't know how it is that you do it

719
00:27:19,900 --> 00:27:21,680
because you have to obviously macro,

720
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:22,840
you have to sort out all the buttons,

721
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:25,520
but plenty of people do it.

722
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:27,440
It's just not something that I can impart wisdom on

723
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:30,400
because I'm used to keyboard and mouse.

724
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:33,380
Your chair is also a massive factor as well.

725
00:27:33,380 --> 00:27:36,240
We've all had a shitty chair that we've sat in

726
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:38,600
for whether you're playing on Xbox, PlayStation, whatever.

727
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:41,200
And after a while, shit gets uncomfortable.

728
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:42,240
It starts to hurt.

729
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:44,120
It's just nowhere really for me to sit.

730
00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:46,020
We haven't got a table no more.

731
00:27:46,020 --> 00:27:48,280
It's the sofa and the armrest,

732
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:50,920
but then I've got to try and use the mouse somewhere.

733
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:54,140
So I have to have the small armrest for the mouse,

734
00:27:54,140 --> 00:27:55,200
which isn't a lot of room.

735
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:57,060
There's just literally nowhere for me.

736
00:27:57,060 --> 00:27:58,840
But I've made it work and I have made it work

737
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:00,400
when I was playing Swotor and all that stuff.

738
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:02,680
Because you can always get like a tray thing, can't you?

739
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:03,520
Yeah.

740
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:04,360
And have some things.

741
00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:05,200
There's plenty of ways to make it work.

742
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:08,160
There's a Geyser who plays it all with a track pad.

743
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:09,880
But he doesn't use a mouse.

744
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:10,720
Fuck that.

745
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:11,540
And he's crazy.

746
00:28:11,540 --> 00:28:12,520
Like he's really fucking good.

747
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:14,240
But it's like, how the fuck do you do that?

748
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:16,120
Them pads on the laptops are rubbish.

749
00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:16,960
Yeah, they're shit.

750
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:17,780
They're terrible.

751
00:28:17,780 --> 00:28:19,760
So it's like, how the fuck, how are you doing that?

752
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:20,720
I don't get it.

753
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:21,760
No, no, fuck that.

754
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:24,920
I think, I think Reindolo's journey will continue

755
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:27,440
and it will venture into Azeroth.

756
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:29,960
I think there's a whole world there that...

757
00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:33,360
I just like loot.

758
00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:36,920
So if I'm like, oh, you come on and I'm like,

759
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:40,280
oh, I found the breastplate of Nazorath.

760
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:41,880
And you're like, what?

761
00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:43,360
I'm like, yeah.

762
00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:45,040
And you're like, oh, that's amazing.

763
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:46,360
I'll be like, yeah, I got that.

764
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:47,200
There's loads of shit, man.

765
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:50,400
One of my favorite bits is the Transmogs.

766
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:52,840
The different gear that you're able to get

767
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:54,800
and collect the appearance of.

768
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,120
Like I say, we...

769
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:59,040
Got that sick mount for Diablo, didn't I?

770
00:28:59,040 --> 00:28:59,880
Yeah.

771
00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:03,520
We didn't even scratch the surface, really.

772
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:05,360
I don't even think we got out of the fucking...

773
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:09,000
The biggest trouble is, right, if I loaded that up now,

774
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,800
one, I can't remember what my character's called,

775
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:12,640
which will annoy me,

776
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:15,040
because now I'm gonna have to create rain.

777
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:15,880
I don't wanna do that,

778
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,040
start that tutorial thing for the third time.

779
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:24,920
But I am lost.

780
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:28,680
You weren't on, I remember I just got on a boat somewhere,

781
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:30,800
went to another place, started an expansion.

782
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:32,920
I was leveling, I was doing missions.

783
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:34,520
I was following the story.

784
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:38,480
I wasn't really listening, but I was doing shit.

785
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:41,320
And now I have no idea how to find my way back.

786
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:45,200
It's just complete, the whole world is so big.

787
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:48,040
I can't even work out how to get back to where I was.

788
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:54,200
What they did is they level balanced everything.

789
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:56,280
So regardless of what...

790
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:58,680
Because it used to be a zonal thing.

791
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:00,840
So imagine you have a bog standard map

792
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:02,800
with four zones on it.

793
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:04,960
Top left might be level one to 10,

794
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:09,160
top right fucking 10 to 20 and so on.

795
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:11,800
So if you're level five, you ain't going bottom right

796
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:14,480
because there's level 50s there, you're gonna get fucked up.

797
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:16,040
A while ago, they changed that.

798
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:17,560
So regardless of what level you are,

799
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:20,320
you can fucking bop around wherever you want.

800
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:23,640
And that was the same with the quests as well.

801
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:28,520
So like I say, the fact that nothing matters

802
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:30,960
until you hit the end game areas,

803
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:34,400
it doesn't matter what you do,

804
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:36,120
but I get your frustration if you're in the middle

805
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:37,960
of doing a campaign, a story or whatever,

806
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:39,240
and then you lose your way.

807
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:42,360
There are a lot of places.

808
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:45,480
Mate, I still don't know my way around half of these places.

809
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:50,480
We could theoretically, I could create rain.

810
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:53,480
I bought the dragon flight shit, didn't I, as well?

811
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:55,320
What a knobba.

812
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:57,320
Because you don't have to do the,

813
00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:58,960
when you made a character and we started,

814
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:02,080
obviously it put you in the tutorial zone.

815
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:04,000
I'm pretty sure now that you've done it,

816
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:08,600
I don't think you would need to do the tutorial zone again.

817
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:13,360
You can opt to go into that character's starting zone,

818
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:16,200
which is completely different to good.

819
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:18,920
Because doing that fucking shit,

820
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:20,880
running up and down, all that crap,

821
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:23,120
killing them fucking ogres again, I can't handle that.

822
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:25,720
The tutorial was very good for,

823
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:29,440
so if I make an old character, I use the tutorial

824
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:31,600
because it's the quickest way to get to level 10,

825
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:34,600
get out of there, and then you can pick what zone

826
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:36,640
you want to level in and blah, blah, blah.

827
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:40,560
But we could do this fucking Legion thing,

828
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:42,720
expansion that you've never done.

829
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:43,920
If we really wanted to.

830
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:48,760
Well, the thing with Legion is that it has a class

831
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:52,840
legendary campaign thing.

832
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:55,440
For someone brand new, I wouldn't recommend it.

833
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:57,320
Well, you can carry me though.

834
00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:58,840
I don't think it phases you out

835
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:01,600
because it's specific to your character.

836
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:05,600
And it's very like the main aspect of Legion.

837
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:07,880
So in other words, I wouldn't be able to fucking

838
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:09,920
be with you to do half of it.

839
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:12,920
We'd be doing it as a parallel next to each other.

840
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:14,960
We pick a different expansion because the beauty of it is,

841
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:17,440
is that you don't fucking know any of them.

842
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:19,480
Do Wrath of the Lich King if you really wanted to.

843
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:20,880
What one was we doing, man?

844
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:22,360
We was doing one where there was like,

845
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:24,400
I swear there was zombies running around.

846
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:26,600
I think we might've been doing the Burning Crusade.

847
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:28,240
We were doing something, I was going in houses.

848
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:29,800
Oh no, yeah, we was doing Wrath of the Lich King.

849
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:31,480
There was fucking things sprinting around.

850
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:33,200
Yeah, we was doing Wrath of the Lich King.

851
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:34,200
I remember that.

852
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:39,760
Yeah, well, you know, I need to finish Rain's journey first.

853
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:44,760
He's already, he's traveled to Sanctuary

854
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:47,440
and slaughtered all the vampires in Diablo.

855
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:48,280
So he's done that.

856
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:49,440
He's completed Diablo.

857
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:50,680
That one's done.

858
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:55,520
He just needs to finish his toxic journey

859
00:32:55,520 --> 00:33:00,280
that he's taken and now he looks very squiddy.

860
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:01,120
Very squiddy.

861
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:02,560
But he's a good guy.

862
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:04,480
He's taken on his horrible abilities.

863
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:05,520
You haven't got a picture of him.

864
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:08,880
No, he looks like he's just got ink all over his face at the moment.

865
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:10,400
Yeah, you'd have to take a picture when you get home.

866
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:15,400
But when I go on the screen for upgrading these dark powers,

867
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:18,560
it says part of Lifford.

868
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:20,240
So I like to say that I'm not gonna look at you

869
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:22,280
because I know you know a lot of shit, but I imagine that-

870
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:23,480
So what, you're not giving me icons?

871
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:25,280
Eventually it will say full of Lifford

872
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:27,080
and then I'm gonna be a Squidward.

873
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:30,720
But in his story, he's a good guy.

874
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:32,480
He's made some questionable decisions,

875
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:35,280
but he's only done this for the good of humanity

876
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:39,080
because it gives him crazy power to take on the big bads.

877
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:41,640
So, you know, he's not actually a bad guy.

878
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:43,880
I wanna finish that story.

879
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:45,720
How's Steph getting on with Bogglesgate?

880
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:47,480
Has she jacked it in?

881
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:48,320
She hasn't jacked it in,

882
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:49,320
she just hasn't played it for a while.

883
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:50,240
She's been busy.

884
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:52,520
I keep trying to edge her over going,

885
00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:53,760
that Steam Deck's still there.

886
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:54,960
You can play it.

887
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:55,800
Yeah, you can play it.

888
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:57,040
She goes, yeah, I know, I know.

889
00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:59,640
She loaded into ESO yesterday

890
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:02,200
to check out how many crowns she had

891
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:03,480
because I completely forgot

892
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:05,680
that we were both still paying for it.

893
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:06,520
ESO Plus.

894
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:08,640
Yeah, so I logged in, had quite a few crowns,

895
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:10,960
just spent it all on crates, got fuck all.

896
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:12,320
Loot boxes, fuck it.

897
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:13,680
Yeah, spent it on loot boxes and went,

898
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:15,520
right, that's good, cancel the sub.

899
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:17,920
Won't log into that again for a while.

900
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:21,120
Have you heard about Star Citizen?

901
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:25,160
What, as in general or?

902
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:27,480
Well, yeah, you know what Star Citizen is, right?

903
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:28,840
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

904
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:33,840
Have you heard of their latest drop?

905
00:34:34,720 --> 00:34:35,560
No.

906
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:40,560
Okay.

907
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:42,280
This is the game that's been in development

908
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,280
for about fucking 30 years

909
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:47,800
and then everything costs a couple of hundred grand.

910
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:50,640
You can buy a ship for like 10 grand and shit like that.

911
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:55,240
Star Citizen has released a ship bundle.

912
00:34:55,240 --> 00:34:56,240
There we go.

913
00:34:56,240 --> 00:34:57,960
For $48,000.

914
00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:01,000
Of course it has, of course it fucking has.

915
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,160
Yeah, great, decent.

916
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:07,120
Yeah, the Legatus 29, 29?

917
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:11,240
2,953 pack will arrive in the first quarter of 2024

918
00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:14,760
and cost $48,000 despite the game

919
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:17,000
not even having officially launched yet.

920
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,480
You know, it's fucking ridiculous.

921
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:20,440
I don't understand how.

922
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:23,920
You're compromised of 175 vessels

923
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:26,280
from every manufacturer of note.

924
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:28,880
This perfect collection includes all ships released

925
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:31,680
and concepted through 2953,

926
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:34,720
empowers every fleet commander to forge a lasting legacy

927
00:35:34,720 --> 00:35:37,520
leading humanity towards a brighter future.

928
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:39,640
The funny thing about this is,

929
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:42,440
is you can only buy this bundle

930
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:45,640
if you're part of the Star Citizen Chairman's Club.

931
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:46,480
Of course.

932
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:47,520
To get into the Chairman's Club.

933
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:48,360
How much?

934
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:50,680
It's players that have spent over $1,000 on the game.

935
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:51,520
Of course it is.

936
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:53,360
So technically it's 49,000.

937
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:56,320
Now I just, I read that earlier and I was like,

938
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:57,560
I couldn't get my head around it.

939
00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:59,920
And then I thought, I know,

940
00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:02,400
cause I've heard in the past that people spend

941
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:04,960
thousands of pounds on ships and stuff.

942
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:08,520
And how do they get away with it?

943
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:12,200
Because if any other game that I know of

944
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,960
in the whole world released anything,

945
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:18,280
even remotely 1% of that,

946
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:19,120
there'd be uproar.

947
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:21,720
If Call of Duty released a skin in the store

948
00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:23,880
or a bundle that costs a thousand pounds,

949
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:26,400
people would go fucking booloo.

950
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:29,400
I think because it's not a mainstream game, is it?

951
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:32,160
And it's not technically fucking released.

952
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:35,600
So it's like, well, no one's,

953
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:38,240
you're not cornering a market on that one here.

954
00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:40,360
You've made a random fucking game

955
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:42,680
that still hasn't released yet.

956
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:44,000
It looks good,

957
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,160
but I don't really know what the fucking premise is.

958
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:51,160
Kind of like Starfield mixed in with No Man's Sky,

959
00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:52,960
like survival type.

960
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:53,960
It's very in depth.

961
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:55,240
I know that.

962
00:36:55,240 --> 00:36:58,480
And you need a fucking NASA computer to run it properly.

963
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:01,800
It's very fucking heavy on requirements.

964
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:03,600
You need some big boy shit.

965
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:07,960
But yeah, maybe that also, who's buying it?

966
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:08,800
Someone is.

967
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:12,080
Some cunt's gonna drop fucking 48 grand on that.

968
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:13,080
It's mental.

969
00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:15,320
It's absolutely mental.

970
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:17,720
But I don't know how,

971
00:37:17,720 --> 00:37:22,200
cause I follow Star Citizen on TikTok.

972
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:24,120
They're called Citizen Tok.

973
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:28,080
And they always like do their announcements

974
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:29,040
and shit like that on that.

975
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:31,400
And every single video I see,

976
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,680
there's people commenting on it going,

977
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:35,480
how has this not got a release date yet?

978
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:38,800
We've got GTA six announcement before Star Citizen

979
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:39,640
and shit like that.

980
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:43,480
And it's, when the fuck did it first?

981
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:47,880
They've raised over half a billion dollars on this game.

982
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:49,680
Star Citizen.

983
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:52,600
600 million they've raised, something like that.

984
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:57,600
And it has two subscription tiers as well.

985
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:01,280
Can you not just sub to it?

986
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:02,520
Can you just think for a second,

987
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:04,320
they're releasing bundles, right?

988
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:07,040
That cost, you know, I'd pay a big chunk

989
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:09,440
of my fucking mortgage off of that money, right?

990
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:13,560
Releasing bundles that cost almost $50,000.

991
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:14,960
Yeah.

992
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,560
And it's not a release product.

993
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:17,400
Explain to me.

994
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:20,920
How is that like industry standard allowed?

995
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:21,960
How is that even leaked?

996
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:23,560
So think they can do that.

997
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:25,960
You spend 50 grand on a ship.

998
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:26,800
There you go.

999
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:27,640
Nice one, mate.

1000
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:29,960
You can play with the other five people playing this.

1001
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:32,920
It's not even released yet.

1002
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:34,160
Still in development.

1003
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:35,920
They pull the plug.

1004
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:36,960
See you later.

1005
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:37,800
Server's gone.

1006
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:39,680
Server's gone, your ship's gone.

1007
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:40,840
Yeah, well you stole my property.

1008
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:41,800
You go, no I haven't.

1009
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:43,040
You never had any property.

1010
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:43,880
Didn't exist.

1011
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:44,720
This is what I don't understand.

1012
00:38:44,720 --> 00:38:45,640
This game weren't a thing.

1013
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:46,800
This game doesn't exist.

1014
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:49,000
So how can you be,

1015
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,480
how can you be charging or offering

1016
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:54,000
services like this when your resources

1017
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,200
should solely be on getting this product to market?

1018
00:38:56,200 --> 00:39:01,200
2027 is when they reckon that it will release.

1019
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:03,760
And they've been pushing that back for years though,

1020
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:04,600
haven't they?

1021
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:05,440
Right.

1022
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:07,760
It's ridiculous.

1023
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:09,320
It's absolutely incredible.

1024
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:11,920
We're closer to the year 2040

1025
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:13,920
than we are to the year 2014.

1026
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:17,880
Made by Cloud Imperium Games.

1027
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:20,400
It looks like a very cool game,

1028
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:22,800
but I don't really understand what the fuck it is.

1029
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:25,920
I've watched videos of it before and it looks cool,

1030
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:27,960
but I don't know what the game is.

1031
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:30,840
Star Citizen was officially announced

1032
00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:35,440
on October 10th, 2012,

1033
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:38,080
during which the website they had built

1034
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:42,320
for the campaign crashed following the GDC presentation.

1035
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:44,400
The company announced a Kickstarter campaign

1036
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:48,160
on October the 18th, 2012.

1037
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:49,960
It's been in development for 12 years.

1038
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:52,600
Is Star Citizen ever going to be done?

1039
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:54,560
Star Citizen is in alpha.

1040
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:57,840
This was from the 9th of May, 2023,

1041
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:00,400
and it's likely to remain that way for some time.

1042
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:02,520
It's already been 10 years in fact,

1043
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:04,960
while the game is already in a very playable state,

1044
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:07,480
this game is also very incomplete.

1045
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:13,000
Yeah, and $644 million in crowdfunding.

1046
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:13,840
That's insane.

1047
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:16,120
Raised 104 million last year alone.

1048
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:17,520
Is this insanity?

1049
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:20,760
That's absolutely mental.

1050
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:23,800
After the initial Kickstarter ended,

1051
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:26,840
Cloud Imperium Games continued to raise funds

1052
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:29,080
through the sale of ships and other in-game content.

1053
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:30,200
See, that's what I don't like as well.

1054
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:32,600
So they did a Kickstarter, so they would have had a goal.

1055
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:34,480
We need X amount to do this game.

1056
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:36,400
They then completed that Kickstarter

1057
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:39,240
and then carried on rinsing people for money.

1058
00:40:39,240 --> 00:40:41,240
I was like, well, that's not how it works.

1059
00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:42,080
That's not how Kickstarter works.

1060
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:44,120
What else is smash the goal and realize,

1061
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:45,840
hold on, we can get a lot more here.

1062
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:48,360
And is now noted for being the highest funded,

1063
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:50,000
crowdfunded video game

1064
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:54,760
and one of the highest funded crowdfunding projects overall.

1065
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:56,600
Yeah, having raised over blah, blah, blah, blah.

1066
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:57,520
They need to be careful

1067
00:40:57,520 --> 00:41:00,640
because they can easily slip themselves into getting sued

1068
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:03,200
because if something goes wrong here,

1069
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:06,520
they're in big trouble if they don't release this product

1070
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:09,880
after raising fucking half a billion dollars.

1071
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:14,480
Pledges in bracket ships are permanently attached

1072
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:16,040
to the account, indeed.

1073
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:18,880
They just make you wait a week to get it back

1074
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:21,000
if it gets destroyed in game.

1075
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,720
I imagine if I shot your ship in that.

1076
00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:24,960
Which is why you should always buy

1077
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,160
a whole lot more than one ship.

1078
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:31,120
So I've spent 48 grand on a ship.

1079
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:36,840
The wife's left me, my family is no more, the kids are gone.

1080
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:39,440
That fucking, that little nest egg that we had

1081
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:42,800
for fucking university fund for the children

1082
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:45,400
has gone on this ship, right?

1083
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:50,400
I've logged in alone, beans on toast, empty fucking heart,

1084
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:52,400
but I've got star citizen.

1085
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:54,280
I've logged in, I finally get to play

1086
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:55,960
on my 48 grand's worth of a ship.

1087
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:56,800
What's it worth?

1088
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:58,480
I've lost my whole family over this.

1089
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:02,520
Anyway, I'm in the cockpit, I set off, boom.

1090
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:05,480
Someone's just fucking blown my ship up, missile.

1091
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:08,440
You've come out of nowhere with your 48 grand ship

1092
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:10,160
and you've just blown mine up.

1093
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:11,560
I've now got to sit there and wait a week

1094
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:12,400
for it to come back.

1095
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:13,400
That ship's not worth nothing.

1096
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:14,640
I'm using star ships.

1097
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:16,800
Yeah, yeah, you're using bog standard ship.

1098
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:18,480
You're not even in a ship, you're just floating around.

1099
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:19,880
You've just got a fucking bazooka.

1100
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:22,400
You've blown me up, my ship is now gone.

1101
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:24,520
I've got to wait a week for it to come back.

1102
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:26,960
48 grand, well spent.

1103
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:29,880
To be fair, this sounds like I'm defending them.

1104
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:30,960
Obviously I'm not.

1105
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:33,440
You do get like 156 ships.

1106
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:34,560
Every single ship.

1107
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:36,200
But nevertheless, I don't care.

1108
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:39,720
Like if I was gonna spend 50 grand on a game,

1109
00:42:39,720 --> 00:42:42,760
I'd want stock.

1110
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:45,000
I'd want a fucking stake in that company.

1111
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,080
I mean, I wouldn't want some fucking.

1112
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:47,920
But listen to this bollocks.

1113
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:48,760
FIFA packs.

1114
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:53,760
Currently, this is almost three quarters of a billion dollars.

1115
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,920
Currently, there are no other species

1116
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:58,000
in Star Citizen aside from humans.

1117
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:58,840
Of course.

1118
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:00,760
However, with the release of Squadron 42

1119
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:03,520
right around the corner, that may be changing.

1120
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:06,160
The main enemy is the upcoming title.

1121
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:09,200
In the upcoming title will be the Vanduul,

1122
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:11,520
as they are ruthless killers known for disturbing

1123
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:13,000
the peace among the UEE.

1124
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:16,320
That was their single player mode, I think.

1125
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:20,680
Ships in Star Citizen may be purchased

1126
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:23,080
either with real cash or in-game currency.

1127
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:25,720
Ships purchased with cash are called pledges

1128
00:43:25,720 --> 00:43:27,760
and apparently attached to your Star Citizen account.

1129
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:29,880
These purchases help fund the development

1130
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:32,640
of Star Citizen and Squadron 42.

1131
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:37,320
Lifetime insurance replaces your ship whole

1132
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:39,760
in the event of destruction or theft.

1133
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:41,960
Hull is replaced with an identical model

1134
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:45,120
in equivalent condition, effective indefinitely

1135
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:47,400
with no additional in-game fee.

1136
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:48,640
Standard whole insurance.

1137
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:50,720
So you have to insure your ships as well.

1138
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:54,320
It's ridiculous.

1139
00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:58,360
It's so crazy, isn't it?

1140
00:43:59,240 --> 00:44:00,080
It's mental.

1141
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:01,760
I don't understand how they get away with it.

1142
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:04,080
It is important to remember that rented vehicles

1143
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:05,760
will lose its customized components

1144
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:08,160
and the components are lost permanently

1145
00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:11,280
if the ship is destroyed or retrieved at a new location.

1146
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:13,760
Fuck me.

1147
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:17,520
Is it beginner friendly?

1148
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:19,240
Initially, there's a lot to take in, but don't worry.

1149
00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:21,360
There's no right or wrong way to play Star Citizen.

1150
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:24,960
So in other words, it's got no fucking thing.

1151
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:26,520
I really need a Wii.

1152
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:27,560
So I'm gonna do that.

1153
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:30,400
Do it.

1154
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:32,400
And we are back from our jolly adventures.

1155
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:35,880
So yeah, Star Citizen is not something

1156
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:37,280
that I'm gonna be bothered with.

1157
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:39,960
I'll wait for light, no fire, please.

1158
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:42,880
Yeah, that one.

1159
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:43,720
No Man's Sky, baby.

1160
00:44:43,720 --> 00:44:45,320
Have you fucking forgotten about that for a minute?

1161
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:47,240
No, I keep seeing adverts for it.

1162
00:44:47,240 --> 00:44:49,400
I don't know why they're putting so many adverts out for it

1163
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:52,000
when they haven't released date,

1164
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,600
which leads me to believe that it's coming.

1165
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:57,360
Okay, okay, so.

1166
00:44:57,360 --> 00:45:00,680
What have we got here?

1167
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:04,600
Go on.

1168
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:06,760
What's up?

1169
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:11,040
Level 40, new runes, new PVP event,

1170
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:12,880
Gnormirra gun raid,

1171
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:17,080
Cataclysm classic beta.

1172
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:20,200
Why are you looking at the roadmap for it?

1173
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:24,600
Self found mode, season of discovery,

1174
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:27,480
level 50, new runes, new raid.

1175
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:28,320
Yeah.

1176
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:34,280
Cataclysm classic, pre-patch event,

1177
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:38,160
worgen and goblins, improve guild features,

1178
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:42,360
account wide collections, transmog.

1179
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:43,360
Yep.

1180
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:46,640
Campaign story, four raids, seven dungeons,

1181
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:51,640
two heroic dungeons, PVP battleground, dark moon island.

1182
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:54,120
What is all this stuff?

1183
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:55,600
It's the roadmap for.

1184
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:58,000
Yeah, but is this all classic?

1185
00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:59,520
Let me see the picture that you're looking at.

1186
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:01,080
Yeah, it says Wild Wolfcraft classic.

1187
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:02,680
Yeah, but let me see the picture.

1188
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:09,200
No.

1189
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:16,680
No, it's, so you've got 2024,

1190
00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:22,440
Ruby Sanctum, so the next raid

1191
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:24,600
for the Rathal the Lich King classic,

1192
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:26,040
because obviously there's multiple raids

1193
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:27,000
in every expansion.

1194
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:30,920
And then season of discovery,

1195
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:32,840
which is that one that I was telling you about

1196
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:34,480
where you can go and get different abilities

1197
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:36,440
from different classes and mix and match

1198
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:38,240
and shit like that.

1199
00:46:38,240 --> 00:46:39,840
They're increasing the level cap.

1200
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:43,280
Self found mode for hardcore.

1201
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:45,080
I'm not a hundred percent sure what that is.

1202
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:49,120
I would imagine you can find your body again

1203
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:50,920
and pick your shit up,

1204
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:53,120
but you can't resurrect yourself maybe,

1205
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:54,440
which kind of makes sense.

1206
00:46:57,640 --> 00:46:59,880
Yeah, this is all season of discovery.

1207
00:46:59,880 --> 00:47:02,360
What is coming out for the actual game though?

1208
00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:03,960
Not old stuff redone.

1209
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:05,400
What's new?

1210
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:06,240
Do you know what I mean?

1211
00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:07,160
What's not wow classic?

1212
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:08,640
What's just the good shit?

1213
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:12,080
So you've got, let's have a look.

1214
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:16,400
So Seeds of Renewal is the next patch,

1215
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:17,720
which is coming out on the 16th,

1216
00:47:17,720 --> 00:47:19,440
which is the one I just spoke to you about.

1217
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:21,120
What's the next expansion called?

1218
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:22,160
The War Within.

1219
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,320
I'm fucking there, day one.

1220
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:30,320
So you have the War Within Alpha starts after this patch.

1221
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:32,400
And then you've got season four,

1222
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:35,400
which is when they revised the rage

1223
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:37,640
that are currently in the final expansion.

1224
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:41,600
Then Dark Heart,

1225
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:42,880
I don't really know what any of that is,

1226
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:44,960
but it looks like new shit.

1227
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:49,960
The War Within pre-patch, which is 11.0.1 patch.

1228
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:53,680
World events, War Bands, Dynamic, Flight,

1229
00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:55,320
and then Guild updates.

1230
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:59,200
The War Within itself, and then content updates,

1231
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:00,720
but it doesn't give you release dates.

1232
00:48:00,720 --> 00:48:03,080
This is just what's happening in 2024.

1233
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:04,880
I don't know when the War Within,

1234
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:07,800
probably third quarter of this year,

1235
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:09,800
around like around September.

1236
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:11,880
I suppose that's fourth quarter.

1237
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:14,080
When I get in, I'm gonna get the laptop out.

1238
00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:16,280
I'm gonna update World of Warcraft,

1239
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:18,000
and I'm gonna see where the night takes me.

1240
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,560
Do my fingers go to Baldur's Gate,

1241
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:23,800
or do they take me to the wrath of the Warcraft?

1242
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:31,240
You have to sit down and think what it is that you want.

1243
00:48:31,240 --> 00:48:32,600
I can help you with this.

1244
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:35,000
We don't wanna go healer or tank.

1245
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:36,200
We don't wanna do that.

1246
00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:38,800
Number one, you can't do the stress of being a healer.

1247
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:40,200
Most people can't.

1248
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:41,360
Listen, listen.

1249
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:43,640
I am not no pussy healer bitch.

1250
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:44,480
What's the matter?

1251
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:47,320
Number two, I ain't standing on the front line

1252
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:48,160
because I'm not an idiot.

1253
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:49,200
Yeah.

1254
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:53,080
Number three, Reign Dolo is just a savage.

1255
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:54,720
All right, let's, all right.

1256
00:48:54,720 --> 00:48:56,800
We've got about 10 minutes left to this podcast,

1257
00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:57,640
this episode.

1258
00:48:57,640 --> 00:49:02,640
Reign Dolo, Reign Dolo in his Diablo state was.

1259
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:07,440
Slaughterer of vampires.

1260
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:08,440
He was a rogue.

1261
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:09,760
He was a rogue.

1262
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:13,680
He was a rogue, almost berserker like rogue, which we can.

1263
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:16,560
Side note, me and Steph are watching Vikings

1264
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:19,960
and we've got to the bit that everyone hates.

1265
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:21,560
Yeah, and now we're continuing on,

1266
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:23,760
which is we're very close to the point

1267
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:24,720
where I stopped watching,

1268
00:49:24,720 --> 00:49:25,920
but I can't remember exactly where it is.

1269
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:27,280
Floki the boat builder.

1270
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:28,520
So it's all very exciting.

1271
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:29,680
Ragnar.

1272
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:34,400
So he was the rogue.

1273
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:35,640
Okay, he was the rogue.

1274
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:39,120
Now, Reign Dolo in Baldur's Gate

1275
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:42,520
sounds like a very different beast to me.

1276
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:47,520
He is a sword wielding crossbow wielding maniac.

1277
00:49:48,080 --> 00:49:48,920
Sword wielding crossbow wielding maniac.

1278
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:49,920
But he's a nice guy.

1279
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:52,200
He only loses it when he needs to.

1280
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:53,320
In combat he's savage,

1281
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:56,080
but in day-to-day business he's just a geezer.

1282
00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:57,200
He's just throwing about.

1283
00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:59,640
We enter the world of Azeroth

1284
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:01,320
and it's many other continents.

1285
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:03,120
I don't like big swords.

1286
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:04,640
We don't like big swords.

1287
00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:06,400
He's got a big sword in Baldur's Gate at the moment

1288
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:07,800
because it's the best sword he's got.

1289
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:08,720
You don't like big swords?

1290
00:50:08,720 --> 00:50:10,640
I like just one handed swords.

1291
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:14,040
Okay, so that is warrior out of the question.

1292
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:15,640
That is paladin out.

1293
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:20,640
That is death knight probably out

1294
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:24,800
because they use two handers,

1295
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:27,880
but frost death knight could use a dual wield,

1296
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:29,040
but they don't really.

1297
00:50:31,240 --> 00:50:36,240
So you have something like rogue, stealth in the shadows.

1298
00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:38,560
They've got free specs.

1299
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:40,520
I can go invisible.

1300
00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:42,640
Yeah, yeah, rogues will go invisible.

1301
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:46,280
You've got subtlety, assassination and combat.

1302
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:51,280
Now, combat rogue is like your buccaneer pirate type.

1303
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:55,240
Rather than daggers, they do like maces and swords

1304
00:50:55,240 --> 00:50:56,080
and shit like that.

1305
00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:57,800
They're quite up in your face.

1306
00:50:57,800 --> 00:50:59,040
I'm gonna fuck you up.

1307
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:01,240
They have an ability called killing spree

1308
00:51:01,240 --> 00:51:04,280
which teleports you to various different enemies

1309
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:05,400
and you just fucking slash them

1310
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:06,400
while you're teleporting around.

1311
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:08,960
It's very fun to use.

1312
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:11,080
Your assassination is all poison based stuff,

1313
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:13,160
daggers fucking in the night.

1314
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:15,160
He's been known to dabble in the poison.

1315
00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:16,520
So he's all poison based.

1316
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:19,080
Complete poison build on Diablo.

1317
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:22,480
And I mean, just to look at him in boulder's gate,

1318
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:24,000
you would be poisoned.

1319
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,320
Assassination is all about poisons

1320
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:29,560
and poisoning your enemies and utilizing that.

1321
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:34,560
And then subtlety is a mixture of the two

1322
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:37,320
in that you are very cloak and dagger

1323
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:40,600
and you can teleport round to people.

1324
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:42,240
It's called shadow stepping.

1325
00:51:42,240 --> 00:51:43,480
You're very movement based.

1326
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:45,320
I have an ability called Misty step.

1327
00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:46,920
So, and then-

1328
00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:49,600
I can also transform into a beast.

1329
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:50,440
Okay.

1330
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:54,040
So, so war guns transform into-

1331
00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:55,680
Is that not what I am now?

1332
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:56,640
I believe it is, yeah.

1333
00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:57,480
It's a wolf in it.

1334
00:51:57,480 --> 00:51:58,320
It's human that-

1335
00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:00,000
Can I change my name?

1336
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,800
You'd have to pay to change your name.

1337
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:04,040
Probably not worth it.

1338
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:06,160
You're probably better off just making a new character

1339
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:08,440
because we are not that far in.

1340
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:11,960
So rogue sounds like a cool fit.

1341
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:13,680
I think rogue would be my go-to.

1342
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:14,720
Rogue is a cool fit.

1343
00:52:14,720 --> 00:52:16,840
There's also other classes there.

1344
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:18,000
There's a-

1345
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,240
But what would that make me, a damage dealer?

1346
00:52:20,240 --> 00:52:21,080
Yeah.

1347
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:21,920
I'm only going through damage dealers here.

1348
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:22,880
But that's worrying.

1349
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:25,000
Cause then people are looking at your numbers going,

1350
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:28,040
fucking hell boy, you ain't rotating properly.

1351
00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:29,960
That's embarrassing.

1352
00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:31,400
Probably, but it depends where you get,

1353
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:32,600
what key you're going to.

1354
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:33,560
Cause I'm not good.

1355
00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:36,360
If you're in end game content,

1356
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:38,840
that is when people might look at your damage.

1357
00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:42,760
However, no, however, it depends what you're doing.

1358
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:45,320
If you're doing mythic plus,

1359
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:48,760
which is like the hardcore mode for dungeons,

1360
00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:50,760
and it goes up in difficulty,

1361
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:53,360
if you're getting into the mid to high difficulties,

1362
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:54,920
people are going to look at your damage

1363
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:56,160
and they're going to know if you're shit or not.

1364
00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:57,520
And they're not going to want you.

1365
00:52:57,520 --> 00:52:59,280
The lower down stuff,

1366
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:01,240
people don't give a fuck because you're lower down.

1367
00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:02,360
It don't matter.

1368
00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:03,840
But we ain't even anywhere near that.

1369
00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:05,400
So don't, you don't have to worry about.

1370
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:06,400
Defend my honor.

1371
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:07,240
Of course I will.

1372
00:53:07,240 --> 00:53:08,080
Of course I will.

1373
00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:08,920
Leave me alone.

1374
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:09,760
Of course I will.

1375
00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:10,600
Turn on the fuck off.

1376
00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:11,440
Absolutely fine.

1377
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:16,000
So you've also got a class called a shaman and-

1378
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:16,840
Out.

1379
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:18,640
You ain't listened yet.

1380
00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:21,200
Yeah, but I don't fuck with all that.

1381
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:22,320
No, you ain't listened.

1382
00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:23,160
I don't need to.

1383
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:24,000
No, you-

1384
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,360
You know that grove that Steph went to in boulder's gate.

1385
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:27,200
Yeah.

1386
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:28,880
Slaughter them all, all the shamans.

1387
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:31,200
I don't fuck with animal raising beasts.

1388
00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:32,760
I don't summon things.

1389
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:34,520
I'm just a fucking geezer.

1390
00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:35,360
You ain't listened though.

1391
00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:36,200
Go on and hit me.

1392
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:37,040
Right.

1393
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:41,280
So they're, they've got two DPS specs,

1394
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:42,600
damage dealer specs.

1395
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:45,720
You've got elemental, which is not, not you.

1396
00:53:45,720 --> 00:53:49,040
That's arranged lots of fucking like lightning strikes

1397
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:49,880
and shit.

1398
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:50,720
Not your thing.

1399
00:53:50,720 --> 00:53:51,560
I'm out.

1400
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:52,640
Enhancement, right?

1401
00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:55,600
Now they specialize in dual wielding one-handed weapons.

1402
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:56,440
Right?

1403
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:57,440
Mainly maces.

1404
00:53:57,440 --> 00:54:00,000
Talking their, their abilities-

1405
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:01,240
Swords or not?

1406
00:54:01,240 --> 00:54:02,240
They can't have swords.

1407
00:54:02,240 --> 00:54:03,080
Not interested.

1408
00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:05,520
But there's some, there's some extremely cool maces

1409
00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:06,360
and fist weapons.

1410
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:07,200
I only fuck with swords.

1411
00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:09,120
Let me, let me get the point across.

1412
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:10,240
All right.

1413
00:54:10,240 --> 00:54:15,240
Now what they do is have a tendency to set people on fire

1414
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:17,840
and then continually bash the shit out of them

1415
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:20,040
with great old fucking lightning strikes

1416
00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:22,960
from their weapons, like four, basically.

1417
00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:27,000
What they can also do is summon spirit wolves.

1418
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,920
Wolves that will attack these enemies, right?

1419
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:31,000
You can not only do that,

1420
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:35,120
you can also turn yourself into a wolf called a ghost wolf

1421
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:38,080
to increase your movement speed and make you run around.

1422
00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:38,920
It's very cool.

1423
00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:40,320
And they're very fast paces,

1424
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:42,520
fucking constantly slaughtering fuckers,

1425
00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:44,440
but you can't use swords.

1426
00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:46,200
That's the, that's the killer blow for me.

1427
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:47,320
I only use swords.

1428
00:54:48,720 --> 00:54:51,680
You have demon hunters.

1429
00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:54,040
They're cool, but I mean, that kind of fits.

1430
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:55,520
He's a bit of a witcher kind of guy.

1431
00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:57,560
A demon hunter is, you know, Illidan.

1432
00:54:58,440 --> 00:54:59,880
He's not up there.

1433
00:54:59,880 --> 00:55:01,960
You are not prepared.

1434
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:04,240
He's got the big old fucking horns with the wings

1435
00:55:04,240 --> 00:55:06,040
and the warglaives.

1436
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:06,880
No, I'll show you.

1437
00:55:06,880 --> 00:55:08,920
What's he out of?

1438
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:09,760
Well, the Warcraft.

1439
00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:13,240
He was the main protagonist in Burning Crusade.

1440
00:55:13,240 --> 00:55:14,800
He's extremely famous.

1441
00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:16,760
Illidan Stormrage.

1442
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:17,600
I remember seeing him.

1443
00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:20,040
Is he the one that was on the dragon or something?

1444
00:55:21,240 --> 00:55:23,080
He's, he's him.

1445
00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:23,920
Yeah, he looks cool.

1446
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:24,760
Yeah, he can be one of them.

1447
00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:26,280
He looks like Mephisto out of Diablo.

1448
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:27,640
You can be one of them.

1449
00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:30,400
And they use swords and shit.

1450
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:32,320
It's not that reigns final form.

1451
00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:33,440
They use swords and shit.

1452
00:55:33,440 --> 00:55:34,640
And they use these things called,

1453
00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:36,920
you can use these things called warglaives

1454
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:39,600
that are like big, massive fucking.

1455
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:41,800
Sticks with scythes on the end.

1456
00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:42,640
Pretty much, yeah.

1457
00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:43,460
They look sick.

1458
00:55:43,460 --> 00:55:44,300
With their glaives.

1459
00:55:44,300 --> 00:55:45,760
They look so fucking cool.

1460
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:47,480
I'm just a one-handed sword kind of guy.

1461
00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:49,080
And I know it's very niche.

1462
00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:50,360
I don't like shields.

1463
00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:54,360
Well, if you're a one-handed sword kind of guy,

1464
00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:57,040
assassination rogue isn't gonna be for you

1465
00:55:57,040 --> 00:55:58,920
because they use daggers.

1466
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:01,680
Their abilities require them to use daggers.

1467
00:56:02,720 --> 00:56:05,440
But I suppose some of them do look like swords.

1468
00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:07,840
They are quite, some of them could be quite big.

1469
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:11,800
Subtlety, again, uses daggers.

1470
00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:12,840
I don't mind using daggers.

1471
00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:14,280
I just don't wanna use maces.

1472
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:16,160
So you're probably gonna be a rogue then.

1473
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:18,100
Yeah, but he is essentially a rogue

1474
00:56:18,100 --> 00:56:19,680
in every game that he's played.

1475
00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:20,520
I've played.

1476
00:56:20,520 --> 00:56:21,680
He's been in.

1477
00:56:21,680 --> 00:56:22,720
So you'll probably be a rogue.

1478
00:56:22,720 --> 00:56:23,560
He's a journeyman.

1479
00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:24,560
He slaughters.

1480
00:56:24,560 --> 00:56:26,520
He goes around and helps people and slaughters people.

1481
00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:29,960
Rogues deal in stunning enemies and taking advantage.

1482
00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:32,120
They've got an ability called backstab.

1483
00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:33,800
Do you have to get behind them to stab them?

1484
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:35,720
No, you used to have to.

1485
00:56:35,720 --> 00:56:38,360
You used to have to, in order to use backstab,

1486
00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:40,200
you'd be behind them, but now you don't.

1487
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:41,040
It's not an issue.

1488
00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:42,600
Do you do more damage if you're behind them

1489
00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:44,040
or anything like that?

1490
00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:46,480
I think there is a talent that you can spec into

1491
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:48,800
that increases your damage or backstab if you're behind them.

1492
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:50,960
If I have to keep getting behind people,

1493
00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:51,800
I'm not interested.

1494
00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:52,620
No, you don't have to.

1495
00:56:52,620 --> 00:56:53,460
That's right.

1496
00:56:53,460 --> 00:56:54,280
I think that's it.

1497
00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:56,880
I think I'm sold on the road.

1498
00:56:56,880 --> 00:56:58,480
So yeah, rain will be created.

1499
00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:01,320
There's a lot of other classes that we can flick through it.

1500
00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:03,320
We can flick through it.

1501
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:04,320
I can already anticipate, as a guy,

1502
00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:05,160
I'm gonna get shouted at

1503
00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:07,040
because I can't work out this score again.

1504
00:57:07,040 --> 00:57:10,240
Why didn't you answer the phone after the third ring?

1505
00:57:10,240 --> 00:57:11,320
Fucking hell, man.

1506
00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:12,160
I'm learning.

1507
00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:13,240
Yeah, but that's how you've only got to fucking load that up

1508
00:57:13,240 --> 00:57:14,080
and then the ring comes.

1509
00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:14,920
Look, he's getting angry already.

1510
00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:15,760
I'm not getting angry.

1511
00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:16,600
He's rubbing your head.

1512
00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:21,600
No, you've only got to open the fucking app and ding ding.

1513
00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:23,760
We can figure this out.

1514
00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:25,600
This is absolutely fine.

1515
00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:26,440
We can do this.

1516
00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:28,280
One shout at me and I'm out.

1517
00:57:28,280 --> 00:57:29,120
I'm not gonna shout.

1518
00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:29,960
I'm out.

1519
00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:31,200
I'm not gonna shout.

1520
00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:32,320
I'm not gonna shout.

1521
00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:33,160
I don't know.

1522
00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:34,000
What have I got?

1523
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:36,160
Right, because I know it's a subscription based game,

1524
00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:37,760
but I bought that DragonFlight shit.

1525
00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:39,360
So what's that entitled me to?

1526
00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:40,200
Just DragonFlight?

1527
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:42,840
Because it was on sale, wasn't it?

1528
00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:46,320
So I got it like a DragonFlight plus something,

1529
00:57:46,320 --> 00:57:47,560
but I can't remember what it was.

1530
00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:49,120
Probably like game time or some shit.

1531
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:49,960
Yeah, maybe.

1532
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:51,160
Which would have expired.

1533
00:57:51,160 --> 00:57:53,080
So it doesn't count while you're playing?

1534
00:57:53,080 --> 00:57:53,920
No.

1535
00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:54,760
No, no, no.

1536
00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:56,440
30 days is 30 days.

1537
00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:58,200
Once again, I can start again.

1538
00:57:58,200 --> 00:57:59,800
I just blew 100 quid on mine.

1539
00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:02,280
I bought the fucking year sub.

1540
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:03,560
It was like 108 quid something.

1541
00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:05,040
I still get to keep my...

1542
00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:07,760
Your mount.

1543
00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:08,600
Yeah.

1544
00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:09,920
They're all account-veiled.

1545
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:11,640
I'm gonna get my Cerberus back.

1546
00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:15,760
Because I remember you were proud of me, weren't you?

1547
00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:17,360
Because when you weren't on,

1548
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:20,280
I unlocked flying mounts all on my own.

1549
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:21,120
Nice flying.

1550
00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:22,320
I remember where I logged out actually,

1551
00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:23,160
just thinking about it.

1552
00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:28,160
I logged out on the castle roof outside of the mount place.

1553
00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:30,080
And I was just looking about thinking,

1554
00:58:30,080 --> 00:58:30,920
yeah, this is sick.

1555
00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:32,680
I'm gonna play this for ages and I'll never play it again.

1556
00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:34,240
All of that is now free as well.

1557
00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:36,360
You used to have to pay for the flying and shit to learn it.

1558
00:58:36,360 --> 00:58:37,800
It's all completely free.

1559
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:39,840
So you just get it once you level up.

1560
00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:42,800
Once it's level 10 for normal, for 60%,

1561
00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:45,240
20 for 100% ground mounts.

1562
00:58:45,240 --> 00:58:48,120
And then 30 is flying at 150.

1563
00:58:48,120 --> 00:58:53,120
And then 40 is flying at 310%.

1564
00:58:54,600 --> 00:58:55,800
And yeah, you used to have to pay for them

1565
00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:56,640
and now you don't.

1566
00:58:56,640 --> 00:58:59,920
So it's all free shit.

1567
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:04,880
But yeah, Dragonfly.

1568
00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:07,800
If you've got the latest expansion

1569
00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:10,720
and you've got all of them, that's it.

1570
00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:12,600
You just buy the latest one.

1571
00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:13,440
That is it.

1572
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:14,720
But they don't...

1573
00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:17,640
Like World of Warcraft isn't sold to a new person

1574
00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:19,400
as well as World of Warcraft plus the expansion.

1575
00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:21,000
You just buy Dragonfly.

1576
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:23,680
But then you need to buy the game time alongside it

1577
00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:24,760
to be able to...

1578
00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:25,760
Yeah, but that's never really all there.

1579
00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:27,920
You can pay like a 10 and dip in for a month.

1580
00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:29,360
Don't like it, dip out.

1581
00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:31,880
It's like playing a 10 to play a game for a month.

1582
00:59:31,880 --> 00:59:33,720
If you wanna play, it ain't a fucking end of world.

1583
00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:35,840
Like I say, you can play it up to level 25 for free.

1584
00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:36,680
Well, I'm gonna.

1585
00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:37,520
They don't charge you anything.

1586
00:59:37,520 --> 00:59:38,560
Wayne's gonna have a little journey

1587
00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:40,000
and see how he feels.

1588
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:44,640
All it does is it locks you out of quite a few things

1589
00:59:44,640 --> 00:59:48,760
in terms of, does it lock you out of dungeons?

1590
00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:49,600
I don't know.

1591
00:59:49,600 --> 00:59:51,160
I'm not really sure.

1592
00:59:51,160 --> 00:59:52,440
I'll have to Google it to figure out

1593
00:59:52,440 --> 00:59:54,240
what it is that you can and can't do.

1594
00:59:54,240 --> 00:59:58,200
But I feel that if we both go in with an open mind.

1595
00:59:58,200 --> 00:59:59,960
It's not me, it's you, bro.

1596
00:59:59,960 --> 01:00:00,800
No, it's you.

1597
01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:01,640
I'm open-minded.

1598
01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:03,720
I was having a great time last time.

1599
01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:05,720
And I was proud of you and I was egging you on.

1600
01:00:05,720 --> 01:00:08,880
And then your ADHD kicked in

1601
01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:10,880
and you fucking slumped off to something else.

1602
01:00:10,880 --> 01:00:12,440
No, you shouted at me.

1603
01:00:12,440 --> 01:00:13,280
I didn't shout at you.

1604
01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:15,480
You did, cause I died and then I kept dying.

1605
01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:17,040
And you was like, what are you fucking doing?

1606
01:00:17,040 --> 01:00:18,240
Oh yeah, I was fuming.

1607
01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:19,680
Yeah, exactly.

1608
01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:21,520
And he was like, oh, fucking idiot, what are you doing?

1609
01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:23,440
Are you fucking playing this wrong, you silly cunt?

1610
01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:24,280
Exactly.

1611
01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:25,680
So less of that and more like.

1612
01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:26,520
No, yes.

1613
01:00:26,520 --> 01:00:27,840
All right, all right, let's find out

1614
01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:28,760
what you're doing wrong then.

1615
01:00:28,760 --> 01:00:29,800
What moves are you using?

1616
01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:31,680
And then I'll be like, okay, in this slot,

1617
01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:32,880
I've got this and you'll be like,

1618
01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:34,640
yeah, so you should probably start with that attack

1619
01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:37,040
then this, rather than just going, you fucking silly cunt.

1620
01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:38,880
Well, you don't know what you're doing.

1621
01:00:38,880 --> 01:00:43,560
I'm gonna pick one of the key roles to play,

1622
01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:45,920
which will make our lives easier.

1623
01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:46,760
What do you mean?

1624
01:00:46,760 --> 01:00:47,600
You're gonna be a tanker.

1625
01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:48,600
I'll be a tank.

1626
01:00:48,600 --> 01:00:50,320
I'll be a tank.

1627
01:00:50,320 --> 01:00:52,400
I don't normally play tanks, but I'll make one

1628
01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:54,280
because then that means if shit hits the fan,

1629
01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:56,640
I can sort us out.

1630
01:00:56,640 --> 01:00:57,760
We'll be all right.

1631
01:00:57,760 --> 01:01:00,200
I promise you and I promise the podcast.

1632
01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:04,000
We'll see you next week.

1633
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:04,840
I'm hurting now.

1634
01:01:04,840 --> 01:01:05,680
We'll see.

1635
01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:06,880
We'll see where we're at next week.

1636
01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:08,640
Ash didn't play it.

1637
01:01:08,640 --> 01:01:10,360
I won't scream.

1638
01:01:10,360 --> 01:01:13,320
You also have fantastic internet now as well.

1639
01:01:13,320 --> 01:01:15,200
So your updates should be,

1640
01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:17,120
you'll have to update the laptop as well.

1641
01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:18,800
Yeah, it said that it should be updated

1642
01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:19,880
because I put a laptop on it, didn't I?

1643
01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:22,840
I sent you my Steam review of the year.

1644
01:01:22,840 --> 01:01:23,680
How many games have I played?

1645
01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:24,520
Oh, was that from the laptop?

1646
01:01:24,520 --> 01:01:25,360
Yeah.

1647
01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:26,480
Yeah, but does it auto update?

1648
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:29,000
Well, it was updating and it said to do this update,

1649
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:29,840
you need to turn the computer off.

1650
01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:30,680
Yeah, oh, you need to.

1651
01:01:30,680 --> 01:01:31,800
Turn the computer off, so.

1652
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:32,640
Oh, okay.

1653
01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:33,480
Should be done.

1654
01:01:33,480 --> 01:01:34,320
Okay.

1655
01:01:34,320 --> 01:01:35,320
I was playing, I was playing SwoTor.

1656
01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:36,160
Oh, you're good then.

1657
01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:37,640
All right, yeah, well, you just got to load up back on that.

1658
01:01:37,640 --> 01:01:41,080
I just need to update the WoW.

1659
01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:43,200
Is WoW still installed on it?

1660
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:44,040
Well, I've never deleted it.

1661
01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:45,520
Oh, that's right then.

1662
01:01:45,520 --> 01:01:47,360
I don't know how to delete stuff, bro, come on.

1663
01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:50,720
I feel like completely for a second there,

1664
01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:52,400
I forgot that this is on a podcast.

1665
01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:54,800
I feel like this was just a normal conversation.

1666
01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:57,520
This is very exciting.

1667
01:01:58,520 --> 01:02:00,240
Listen, this is all down to you, mate.

1668
01:02:00,240 --> 01:02:01,080
If you want.

1669
01:02:01,080 --> 01:02:02,920
No, it's down to you as well.

1670
01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:06,240
No, if you want me, then treat me right.

1671
01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:10,040
If you want someone to be excited for WoW things

1672
01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:12,920
and be in the game and be loving it, then treat me well.

1673
01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:14,560
You treat me like shit and I'll leave you

1674
01:02:14,560 --> 01:02:16,200
like the bitch you are, you know what I mean?

1675
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:17,720
It's as simple as that.

1676
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:20,080
Look after me and I'll look after you.

1677
01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:25,080
So, okay, that's fine.

1678
01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:27,880
As long as we're on the realm Kazakh,

1679
01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:29,760
which is where all of my stuff is,

1680
01:02:29,760 --> 01:02:31,160
then we'll be absolutely fine.

1681
01:02:31,160 --> 01:02:34,200
As soon as I get on there, I'll Discord you up.

1682
01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:35,040
Yes.

1683
01:02:35,040 --> 01:02:36,520
And then you can talk me through it.

1684
01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:38,080
And we'll talk through it.

1685
01:02:38,080 --> 01:02:40,480
And what will happen is Steph will get jealous

1686
01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:41,720
and she will want to get involved.

1687
01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:42,560
Then we'll have a three man team straight away.

1688
01:02:42,560 --> 01:02:43,880
And then we'll get it all going in.

1689
01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:45,400
Job done.

1690
01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:47,760
We'll get that little ginger ninja back involved

1691
01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:48,960
and we got a squad.

1692
01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:49,800
Yeah.

1693
01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:51,840
He was playing as a tank, to be fair.

1694
01:02:51,840 --> 01:02:53,240
I did say to him the other day, I said,

1695
01:02:53,240 --> 01:02:55,320
when you're coming back and he's like, I'm not.

1696
01:02:55,320 --> 01:02:57,800
All right, be fucking miserable at home then, be lonely.

1697
01:02:57,800 --> 01:02:58,640
He will now.

1698
01:02:58,640 --> 01:02:59,480
That's absolutely fine.

1699
01:02:59,480 --> 01:03:00,840
You can do whatever the fuck you want.

1700
01:03:00,840 --> 01:03:01,680
Yeah.

1701
01:03:01,680 --> 01:03:03,360
You little ginger rat.

1702
01:03:03,360 --> 01:03:05,800
Yeah, you miserable fucking war hammer man.

1703
01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:07,480
Little biscuit based bitch.

1704
01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:08,480
Yeah.

1705
01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:11,120
And on that note, it's patron time.

1706
01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:12,080
Yes.

1707
01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:14,920
So we'll talk more about you on there, Connor.

1708
01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:16,480
Right. See you later, everyone.

1709
01:03:16,480 --> 01:03:17,320
Hooray.

1710
01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:36,520
Bye.