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Merry Christmas. Ho ho ho.

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Because this is gonna be released on Christmas.

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Ho ho ho. Isn't that crazy?

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Wicked. How the stars have aligned.

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Yeah. Merry Christmas cunts.

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Hope you have a great time.

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Not that anyone's gonna be spending their Christmas listening to this.

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I think a couple people might.

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You reckon? Yeah, I think they'll have a little listen up.

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They'll bang it on while they get the roasties ready.

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They'll get the FOMO kicking in.

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I can't fucking, ah, just relax and chill and play some video games and all sorts.

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I've been sitting here for about half hour talking to you, hot, waiting for this moment.

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Why, what have you got to talk about? What are you doing?

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Undoing your jacket.

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They can't see this, but I'll describe it. He's undoing his jacket.

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What the fuck is that?

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That is fantastic.

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He's wearing a Christmas jumper with a club penguin on the front of it.

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With a fucking bulging Christmas hat.

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What the fuck?

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That is fantastic.

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What the fuck is that?

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It's my Christmas jumper.

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What is that? Just like a pillow on the hat.

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It's just a... Let me take a picture.

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You can touch it if you want. I will touch it. I'll take a picture first.

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Sorry. This is fantastic.

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I love everything about this.

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I've done it on the wide lens.

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Your legs look fucking giant.

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My dirty trainers on.

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My work trainers.

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You've got size 17 shoes.

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The door. Why does the door look so big?

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Let me squeeze it. Let me touch it.

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Is it literally just a cushion?

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Oh, it is.

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Fair enough. I feel like that would be good in a fight.

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Someone goes for a body shot. You're all right.

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Where did you get that?

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I've had it years. I love penguins. My second favorite animal.

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I had a...

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Joint first actually.

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What's joint?

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Wolf.

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Of course it is. What a fucking silly...

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Wolves and penguins.

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What specific penguin or like king-emperor?

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I just loved them ever since I was little and I saw one just fall over.

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I was like, that's great.

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You see the video where one falls over and all the others in the flock.

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Is it a flock? A gaggle of penguins?

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They all turn around and they go, oh.

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It was the one I think where the one tripped it up on purpose.

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It's always been. He's walking along and he just sticks his foot out

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and it trips over in the water.

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Did you ever play Club Penguin?

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I did, but not like...

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Not professionally.

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Not more for like five minutes.

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It was like a mini-click game or something.

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Yeah, big time game.

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We used to have like a membership for that and everything.

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I fucking loved it.

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My first MMO.

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Yeah, baby's first MMO.

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Yeah, Merry Christmas, cunts.

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Let's get into it, Sheree.

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Go on.

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I have completed and finished God of War Valhalla.

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You done it, yeah?

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Donezo.

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I haven't touched it.

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Yeah, I know.

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That's fine.

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Is it good? Give us an in-depth review.

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In-depth review, very good.

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Nice.

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So I don't know what I was expecting when I walked in.

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It's a separate entity from the game.

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So on the main menu, we'll have Valhalla to select.

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Are you familiar with the rogue-like genre?

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Not massively.

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So it's one of my favorite types of games.

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I play a lot of them.

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Risk of Rain, Binding of Isaac, End of the Gungeon.

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Yeah, Binding of Isaac probably being the best.

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One of the hardest ever Platnums and I've got the Platinum.

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Fantastic.

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So essentially, rogue-like is...

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There's rogue-like and there's rogue-lite.

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Rogue-like is you go in, you try and complete it,

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and then you die and you go back to the beginning with nothing.

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But all the stuff you pick up throughout is randomized.

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So it's got a lot of that in it.

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So it's basically a rogue-like God of War,

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which is how it was described before I entered the world of Valhalla.

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So I kind of knew what I was going into,

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but didn't know how they'd implement it in the game.

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But what's very cool about it is it's much more than just a rogue-like,

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because it's all story.

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It continues the story of God of War, which I wasn't expecting.

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We've sit cutscenes, chatting...

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So what's a rogue-lite?

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A rogue-lite is more of a lighter version of a rogue-like.

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So probably God of War is probably more of a rogue-lite,

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being that you can get permanent upgrades.

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So there's a currency you can pick up throughout your journey in Valhalla.

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And you can go to these...

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I can't remember what they're called, Stone of Destiny or something,

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some tablet thing you can go and interact with.

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And you can buy for 300, whatever they're called,

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you can buy a health potion, whatever, to boost your health back up.

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You can buy... And these are all randomised, right?

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So health and rage increase potion thing will always be there,

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but you can only buy one of them.

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There'll be upgrades to runes that you've picked up,

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abilities you've picked up, so you can upgrade them,

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upgrade your stats or whatever.

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And you can use the currency you've picked up throughout the run that you're doing

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to temporarily increase whatever it is you want to increase,

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but when you die, that's gone.

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But then there's also other currencies you can pick up

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that when you come out of Valhalla in the little hub area,

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you can go to the other tablets of destiny or whatever they're called,

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and you can permanently increase.

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You automatically start each run with 100 fucking twisting echoes

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or whatever they're called.

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Or you start with increased health, increased strength,

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and that is a permanent upgrade.

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So every time you go in, you can gather some of these resources.

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When you die, come back, permanently increase your everything.

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So that's essentially what Roguelite is, so it's more akin to that.

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But I don't want to spoil anything, obviously,

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but it's definitely worth playing.

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It's hard to talk about it without pointing in the direction that it goes.

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So yeah, there's not really much I can say other than...

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It's so story-based, isn't it?

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So annoying because I can't remember if I've still got it downloaded on my PlayStation or not,

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and I really hope I do, only because the internet at the moment is being absolutely wank,

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especially with this storm.

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So to download it all again will take me fucking long.

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But I really haven't seen anything about it.

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The only thing I've seen was one video of a guy saying it was fucking incredible

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and how they genuinely were not expecting it to be the quality

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and have the depth that it has considering that it's free

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and basically shadow dropped, kind of.

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Because the length between it being announced and being released was very, very short.

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So I guess you could put it in that category.

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I love the idea of it.

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The fact that it's free is mind-blowing, you know,

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because it's not just some tacked-on thing.

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Yeah, it's like Santa Monica have made it to almost give back to their fans.

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They've gone, like, thank you for buying this game.

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It's incredible, blah, blah, blah.

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By the way, it's more crazy that we got DLC,

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free DLC for fucking God of War Ragnarok before we got DLC for Elden Ring.

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Yeah, interestingly, one of the guys that creates God of War,

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I don't know if it was fucking the main writer,

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it's not Corey Barlog, that's the only one I know,

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because he follows me on Twitter, just saying, us on Twitter, I guess.

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One of the directors, essentially, someone high up in God of War,

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tweeted saying, you think the credits are the end of this story?

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Yeah, I saw that.

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Ha, ha, ha, don't be silly, or something like that.

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So I don't know, because once and a while credits are stopped.

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So I don't know necessarily if he means,

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because I know there's more if you keep going back in,

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it's not the end, but it's not the end, if you know what I mean.

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I don't know if that's what he was implying,

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or if he's implying there's going to be more DLC,

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or we'll make another game which is obvious.

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Yeah, I wonder if this free DLC is alluding towards what the next God of War is,

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because obviously there's speculation as to whether it's

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they follow the path of Atreus,

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or if they stick with Kratos, and have it where it's Kratos and Freya.

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So this DLC is Kratos only, so that's an interesting twist in itself.

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My best case scenario, if I had to hand pick right now what I want for the next God of War,

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I want him to be globetrotting mythologies.

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I just think that's the best thing he can do.

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Obviously they've got to implement that in a story way somehow,

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but I'd love him to just go Egypt now and just fuck up Anubis.

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He just fucks up all the Egyptian gods. I just love it.

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Eventually we'll get to Christianity, and then he can fuck up Jesus Christ.

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It's never going to happen, is it?

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I know.

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Imagine him doing one of them executions on Jesus.

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Imagine that. He's got the fucking blades of chaos around God's face.

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I think it's just not going to work.

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Because I think, yeah, I agree with you.

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I think we should come away from the Norse mythology.

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Nothing against Norse mythology because it's very fucking interesting.

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But in that setting, we've seen Kratos exploring that for a long time.

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So, yeah, I want him to...

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Egypt was a fan favourite for a long time and I think still is.

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And that was the speculation as to where he would go.

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You've also got storyline of Atreus and...

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Is it Agraboda?

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Yeah.

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I'm amazed that I'm remembering the name so well.

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That people were speculating that that would be the next installment.

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Personally, I don't think that an Atreus game would work.

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I don't think it's worth exploring.

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Only because I feel the feedback from when you had to play as Atreus wasn't fantastic.

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But I'd imagine if you had a standalone game where you're playing as Atreus,

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that would be built on tremendously.

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I'm wondering if they go down the Spider-Man route of Miles Morales.

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You know when they've done Spider-Man,

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Spider-Man Miles Morales, Spider-Man 2.

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Miles Morales came out a year or two after.

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It was more like a little side piece.

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Very well done.

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Ten hours or whatever it was.

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No shorter than two, I guess.

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But they could do a little side Atreus game.

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But the problem is I don't want to because Kratos is God of War.

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Kratos is the main man.

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He's the guy I think everyone wants to play as.

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Atreus is cool.

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But I'm still hoping for a...

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Because what I really want is Atreus to be a cunt.

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I want him to be Loki.

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I want him to actually become Loki and be a fucker.

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I feel you could...

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I don't think it would happen.

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I don't think it's the dumb thing either.

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Because just from a cost basis and risk factor.

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But have a standalone game under the God of War banner

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with Atreus and his story arc into becoming that villain-esque

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Loki type and building upon that.

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But have it be a relatively short game.

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And then have a God of War game come out that is under the Kratos banner

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where that storyline meets up.

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That's what I was thinking.

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So you've almost got...

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Yeah, you've got a two-parter there where they're going to come together.

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Where it's like imperative that you must play God of War, Atreus or whatever.

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God of Mischief and God of War.

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Two different games.

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That's what Loki is.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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God of Mischief.

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That'd be perfect, wouldn't it?

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Oh!

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God of Mischief.

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We've just cracked it.

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Hire us Santa Monica.

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We did it first with the fucking cinematic thing when I said that...

250
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They threw the axe.

251
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When they threw the axe and fucking Mjolnir and that should have panned round and then

252
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boom, suddenly you've got Mjolnir and he's got fucking the Leviathan Act.

253
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100%

254
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Should have been done.

255
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It would have been fantastic.

256
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I'm sure they toyed with the idea.

257
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Yeah.

258
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And now we've got God of Mischief and then God of War side by side as a fucking...

259
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Although...

260
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Penultimate.

261
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The end...

262
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Once again, without spoiling anything.

263
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The end of Valhalla makes me believe that God of War might not be the God of War anymore.

264
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He might have like a new moniker.

265
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So I don't know.

266
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Well, he's a tired man.

267
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He is very tired.

268
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There was a reason why in God of War 2018, he was in his little hut.

269
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He just wanted a peaceful life.

270
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Mined in his biz.

271
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Yeah, just leave us alone.

272
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And then he got dragged into all that fucking mess.

273
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Killed everything and everyone.

274
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And then we had Ragnarok and he's like, oh, fucking hell.

275
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Still gotta go again.

276
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Got a spear now.

277
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Here we go.

278
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Let the man fucking rest.

279
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I watched an hour long video the other day of Kratos killing all the gods of Norse mythology.

280
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And I forgot how cool that scene is really when he's sitting there with Thor in his hut.

281
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And Odin turns up.

282
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So good.

283
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Let's just have peace. I won't come for you.

284
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Don't come for me.

285
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And it all sounds great.

286
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And he's like, what do you think?

287
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Kratos says, nope.

288
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It's great.

289
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And it's such a hard no.

290
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No, no.

291
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Not having it.

292
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He's like, he's literally just offered you peace.

293
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And he gives you that.

294
00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,560
He needs to stop looking for Tyr.

295
00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:17,560
And then Kratos gives him that look of what do you mean you're fucking looking for Tyr?

296
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Because he obviously didn't realize.

297
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So then he realizes there's something more up.

298
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And that's when he's like, nope.

299
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I love that in that scene, though, you've got four God of Thunder.

300
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And then you've got Odin himself sat in that room.

301
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And yet when they both enter that room, I always think, don't do it.

302
00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:36,560
No, don't fucking.

303
00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:38,560
Because you're sat there with Kratos.

304
00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:39,560
Dwarfing him as well.

305
00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:40,560
Yeah.

306
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Thor is dwarfing him.

307
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Yeah.

308
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But Kratos is the fucking God Slayer.

309
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And he says, what does he say?

310
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God of Death. God of War.

311
00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:53,560
Odin says to Thor, he says, don't take all day or so.

312
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And Thor just laughs and then hammers him up through the roof and around his chin.

313
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There we go.

314
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So gassed, bro.

315
00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:05,560
Also, some of the Valhalla stuff, there's a lot of cosmetics that you can unlock.

316
00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:08,560
And a lot of it carries over into New Game Plus.

317
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So if you wanted to.

318
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So as again, I'm not spoiling anything.

319
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If you care about cosmetics, don't listen to this shit.

320
00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:20,560
But you can get his you can get in his OG Sparta outfit.

321
00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:24,560
And you can remove his beard, which is weird.

322
00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:25,560
I don't want to do that.

323
00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:26,560
No, no one wants to do that.

324
00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:27,560
You've got issues if you do.

325
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:28,560
I don't want to take his beard.

326
00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:30,560
That was like when you rocked up and you shaved your beard off.

327
00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:31,560
I don't like it.

328
00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:32,560
No one likes it.

329
00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:35,560
You can obviously change all your pommel and your accent.

330
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You can get all cosmetic based.

331
00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:38,560
It's very cool.

332
00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:39,560
I highly recommend it.

333
00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:40,560
I know you'll play it.

334
00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:41,560
You have to.

335
00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:42,560
I will play it.

336
00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:43,560
I'll be honest with you.

337
00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:45,560
It was really hard.

338
00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:48,560
Because obviously I haven't played God of War for a long time.

339
00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:53,560
And it does really well in like, oh, we guess you haven't played this for a while.

340
00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:54,560
So here's how to play.

341
00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:56,560
Yeah, it does really well with that.

342
00:15:56,560 --> 00:16:00,560
But there's there's parts where I'm just like, fuck me.

343
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:03,560
I just want to get to the next part to find out what happens.

344
00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:08,560
I don't want to have to keep getting to this and dying and have to start the whole run again.

345
00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:12,560
So I put it down to the easiest setting just so I could finish it.

346
00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:15,560
But I got pretty fucking far in just on the north.

347
00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:18,560
I had it on like not the hardest.

348
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:21,560
I think it was one down from the hardest or one down from that.

349
00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:22,560
I can't remember.

350
00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:24,560
It was it was tough, though.

351
00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:26,560
And I'll tell you the only one only time it gets tough.

352
00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:32,560
And I've always fought this with these latest God of Wars is when there's multiple enemies.

353
00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:37,560
And I find it really hard to know when I'm going to be attacked from behind.

354
00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:39,560
But it's not that I know because it's flashing red.

355
00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:40,560
Why they're going to attack.

356
00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:42,560
I don't know what they're attacking.

357
00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:43,560
I don't know what they're doing.

358
00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:44,560
So do I roll?

359
00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:45,560
Do I try and deflect?

360
00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:46,560
Do I parry?

361
00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:48,560
I don't know what's going on.

362
00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:49,560
Oh, yeah.

363
00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:50,560
You're colorblind.

364
00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:51,560
No, I know it flashes red.

365
00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:52,560
No, roll out the way.

366
00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:54,560
No, they flash different colors.

367
00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:55,560
What the arrow behind?

368
00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:57,560
Yeah, I didn't know that.

369
00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:59,560
Well, it flashes red.

370
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:00,560
Yeah.

371
00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:02,560
And that's where you can't do anything.

372
00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:03,560
You got to get out of the way.

373
00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:04,560
Yeah.

374
00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:05,560
It flashes orange.

375
00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:06,560
And that's a move that you are able to parry.

376
00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:08,560
I know this when they're in front of you.

377
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:09,560
But I don't know.

378
00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:13,560
And then if it flashes, it's like a purple kind of color.

379
00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:15,560
You have to double tap the block.

380
00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:17,560
Yeah, it's a projectile.

381
00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:19,560
It's a missile that's coming towards you.

382
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:20,560
I didn't know that at all.

383
00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:22,560
Never known that for the whole time I played the game.

384
00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:28,560
Nevertheless, there's also that really annoying fucking mechanic where they have a shield on

385
00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:31,560
and you have to use a specific weapon to knock the shield off of them.

386
00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:34,560
So if it's grey, red, or whatever.

387
00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:35,560
And also I struggle with that.

388
00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:36,560
So I'm like, what color is that?

389
00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:37,560
And I'm trying all the different weapons.

390
00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:39,560
Why don't you use colorblind?

391
00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:41,560
I do, but it's not really...

392
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,560
You're not setting it up properly though, are you?

393
00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:45,560
It's not normally an issue in God of War, but...

394
00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:46,560
Well, obviously he's now...

395
00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:47,560
In that moment I was getting pissed off.

396
00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:50,560
I'm saying, you can just pause the fucking game and then enable it.

397
00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:52,560
There's also plenty of new enemies.

398
00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:55,560
Plenty of old enemies.

399
00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:58,560
He's winking at me.

400
00:17:58,560 --> 00:17:59,560
Very old enemies.

401
00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:00,560
Okay.

402
00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:01,560
So it's very cool.

403
00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:02,560
I highly recommend it.

404
00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:03,560
I'll never play it.

405
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:11,560
I would love, love, love, love, love a little bit more of Brocken Sindri.

406
00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:13,560
Are you asking me?

407
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:16,560
Well, they're not in there, are they?

408
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:18,560
No, I can't fucking know because you're going to spoil it if they are.

409
00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:21,560
Yeah, I'm not saying anything because of the people.

410
00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:23,560
If you want to know, I'll tell you off here.

411
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:24,560
Oh, okay.

412
00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:25,560
Well, I'll tell you off here.

413
00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:26,560
Well, no, because I'm going to play it.

414
00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:27,560
Yeah, definitely play it.

415
00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:30,560
I'm not going to say anything.

416
00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:35,560
I think you'll get more out of it if you've played the older God of War.

417
00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:36,560
I have.

418
00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:39,560
Yeah, so you'll get a lot more out of it than someone who hasn't played it that way.

419
00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:40,560
Okay.

420
00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:41,560
Very good.

421
00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:43,560
That's what I went upstairs for was aftershave.

422
00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:44,560
Okay.

423
00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:49,560
I went upstairs on your way here and stood there for about five minutes going, what the

424
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:50,560
fuck have I come up here for?

425
00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:55,560
And it was aftershave because I'm trying to use more of it just randomly.

426
00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:56,560
I always use aftershave.

427
00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:59,560
Yeah, so I never use it and I'm trying to get into the habit of using it.

428
00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:00,560
Okay.

429
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,560
Sorry, it just popped into my head.

430
00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:03,560
That's cool.

431
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:07,560
So yeah, God of War Valhalla, whenever you're ready, please let me know your thoughts.

432
00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:10,560
I've also played two new games or two.

433
00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:12,560
That's funny.

434
00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:15,560
You were already playing like four games back and forth.

435
00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:18,560
I've deleted Diablo because I completed the battle pass.

436
00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:19,560
So that's that.

437
00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:23,560
Not two new games, two games that I've played before.

438
00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:25,560
First, GTA.

439
00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:26,560
Fucking hell.

440
00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:27,560
I'm online, baby.

441
00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:28,560
Okay.

442
00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:29,560
I haven't done anything.

443
00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:30,560
I logged in.

444
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:31,560
I'm not joining you.

445
00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:32,560
I'm not doing it.

446
00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:33,560
You are.

447
00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:34,560
I logged in.

448
00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:35,560
I got in my car.

449
00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:36,560
I was like, that's a sick car.

450
00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:39,560
I drove to my apartment and then I had to go and play another game.

451
00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:41,560
I was like, that little drive was fun.

452
00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:42,560
And I'll tell you why.

453
00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:44,560
Because it's fucking snowed.

454
00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:46,560
It's snow everywhere on the roads.

455
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,560
Yeah, you can throw snowballs at people.

456
00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:50,560
I don't know about that, but my car's got no traction.

457
00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:52,560
So I think maybe I've got to put some snow tires on it.

458
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:54,560
You can kill them with snowballs.

459
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:55,560
Yeah, probably.

460
00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:56,560
No, not probably.

461
00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:57,560
You can.

462
00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:58,560
I don't care.

463
00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:01,560
You can stand there and I think it's like you press down or something with a D-pad and

464
00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:04,560
you scoop up snowballs and you can throw them at people.

465
00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:05,560
You can kill people with them.

466
00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:06,560
I'm not going to do that.

467
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:07,560
I'll just use my guns.

468
00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:10,560
But yeah, I'm definitely going to play that a bit more.

469
00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:13,560
Hopefully I don't get addicted and spend loads of money.

470
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,560
Don't spend any fucking money.

471
00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:17,560
I won't, but I probably will.

472
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:21,560
And the other game, PUBG.

473
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:24,560
Are we back on PUBG?

474
00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:25,560
We?

475
00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:29,560
I was fucking trawling PUBG for a long time.

476
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:32,560
A long time and I was very good at it.

477
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:34,560
Very good at it.

478
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:35,560
I'm sorry I'm not on my game.

479
00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:37,560
You want to know the only reason why I stopped playing PUBG?

480
00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:38,560
Hit me.

481
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:39,560
Because Mark was constantly whinging.

482
00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:42,560
Or it was me.

483
00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:44,560
One of us was constantly whinging because of the length of the game.

484
00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:46,560
45 minutes without seeing anyone.

485
00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:47,560
You die at the end.

486
00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:51,560
Imagine my surprise that Spider-Ham's got a chip on his shoulder.

487
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,560
Why?

488
00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:54,560
Why?

489
00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:56,560
Why has he got a chip on his shoulder?

490
00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:57,560
He's just angry, isn't he?

491
00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:58,560
He's an angry man.

492
00:20:58,560 --> 00:20:59,560
What, he doesn't like PUBG?

493
00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:00,560
Yeah.

494
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:01,560
Why doesn't he like PUBG?

495
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:04,560
You just said he doesn't like PUBG.

496
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:05,560
Who?

497
00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:06,560
Spider-Ham.

498
00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:10,560
Oh, Spider-Ham.

499
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:11,560
Sorry.

500
00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:13,560
You know what the confusion is there?

501
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:16,560
I got a mate on PlayStation called Spider Stampy.

502
00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:19,560
And I thought you were talking about him because I got him confused.

503
00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:21,560
How would I know who the fuck Spider Stampy is?

504
00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:24,560
I don't know.

505
00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:27,560
I don't fucking know.

506
00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:30,560
Yeah, we just got a bit annoyed because of how long the games were taking.

507
00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:32,560
But I really, really, really liked that game.

508
00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:36,560
So we've been playing Warzone.

509
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:37,560
I like Warzone.

510
00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:38,560
I love Warzone.

511
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:40,560
It's a great crack with the boys.

512
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:48,560
But it is very apparent that I'm not good enough at it.

513
00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:52,560
And well, most of us aren't good enough at it because our reaction speed is just

514
00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:55,560
nowhere near on their level.

515
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:59,560
My brain cannot comprehend that I need to slide around a corner, shoot.

516
00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:02,560
And whilst I'm shooting, I need to jump and bunny hop.

517
00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:03,560
I can't do all that.

518
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:06,560
I am much more, so is Clarky.

519
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:08,560
We're much more of a daisy.

520
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:13,560
We're much more of a slower paced, tactical, use your brain, not your speed on your fingers.

521
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:16,560
And PUBG is a much more tactical...

522
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:17,560
I'm coming back.

523
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:18,560
I'm coming back.

524
00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:24,560
PUBG is a much more tactical based shooting game where positioning, map knowledge,

525
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:26,560
thought and...

526
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:39,560
PUBG and H1Z1, PUBG more so than H1Z1, are where the real Battle Royale players have

527
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:41,560
come from and where they are.

528
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:47,560
It was always a long running thing that playing Fortnite and Warzone, things like that,

529
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:54,560
whilst not bad, not bad, but you're a bit of...

530
00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:56,560
The levels are different.

531
00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:59,560
It's like Battlefield versus Call of Duty.

532
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:01,560
Battlefield is naturally harder.

533
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:04,560
It takes more skill to be very good at Battlefield than it does Call of Duty.

534
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:05,560
That's just a fact.

535
00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:10,560
Call of Duty is more arcadey than it is on Battlefield.

536
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:12,560
Also, the movements are completely different.

537
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:18,560
And like you say, they're pissing around with fucking sprint canceling and fucking dolphin

538
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:20,560
diving and all that weird bullshit.

539
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:24,560
And then you've got the fucking builders in Fortnite, people on crack just fucking building

540
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:26,560
mansions in.5 of a second.

541
00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:28,560
It gets to a point where if you...

542
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:33,560
Like you say, if your reaction times aren't quick enough, don't get me wrong, I wouldn't

543
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:35,560
be any good at fucking Warzone or Fortnite anymore.

544
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:37,560
I wouldn't be any good at it.

545
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:41,560
But like you say, PUBG is far more tactical.

546
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:44,560
You have to be far more...

547
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:49,560
It's not about getting the most amount of kills and how cool you can make it look and

548
00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:51,560
how fast and things like that.

549
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:54,560
It is about, I need to see out the end of this game.

550
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:58,560
I need to get to the end and kill whoever the last person is.

551
00:23:58,560 --> 00:23:59,560
That is it.

552
00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:00,560
I need to survive.

553
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:01,560
It's tactical.

554
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:05,560
It's a tactical shooter and you need to think carefully about your resources.

555
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:07,560
And your guns and everything.

556
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:11,560
When you pick up a smoke grenade on PUBG, that shit is gold.

557
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:12,560
You know what I mean?

558
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:14,560
It's not just a smoke grenade.

559
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:15,560
It's a life saving...

560
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:19,560
And you need to be careful on your vehicles, your fucking where you're landing.

561
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:22,560
You have to think these are long games that you're playing.

562
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:24,560
Yesterday I killed a man.

563
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:26,560
He was just laying by a tree.

564
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:28,560
And that's the way I explain it to Clarkie.

565
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:29,560
He was there next to me.

566
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:33,560
I had an SKS and I zoomed in because I had a decent enough scope.

567
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:35,560
I was like, fuck, there's a man there.

568
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:37,560
And I shot him like three or four times.

569
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:39,560
And he died.

570
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:43,560
But whilst I was shooting him, he...

571
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:47,560
Obviously as soon as I shot him once, you could see that he was trying to stand up to get away.

572
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:49,560
It's not Call of Duty.

573
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:53,560
If you get caught laying down and you get shot and they hit you a few more, you're not getting up in time.

574
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:59,560
If that's Call of Duty, from laying down to getting shot, you've already sprinted, jumped and ran a quarter.

575
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:00,560
No, that's not how it works.

576
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:04,560
In PUBG, he got caught with his pants down and he's dead.

577
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:06,560
It takes about a second for you to get up.

578
00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:10,560
You can't just go prone and then stand straight up.

579
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:11,560
And you've got...

580
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:13,560
It's got that DayZ feel, man.

581
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:14,560
It's very good.

582
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:18,560
Clarkie's banged on about it for years and I've dabbled in it with him.

583
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,560
Have you never played it properly before?

584
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:23,560
Yeah, I've played it, but not properly properly.

585
00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:27,560
And we only played it last night, but it's definitely scratched it.

586
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:29,560
You've only just got into it?

587
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:30,560
No, I've played it.

588
00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:33,560
No, no, no. I mean, recently. You haven't been playing it a couple of weeks.

589
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:35,560
You've only just scratched it.

590
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:39,560
Fucking hell. I'll download it. I'll download it and the three of us will play it.

591
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:41,560
Clarkie will love it. Clarkie's good at it.

592
00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:43,560
He is pretty good at it.

593
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:47,560
I'm currently searching my Facebook because I remember years ago I put a couple of clips up.

594
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:50,560
There's a clip on here of me smacking someone around the head with a frying pan.

595
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:52,560
Like I say, realism.

596
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:57,560
Clarkie's telling me, always pick the frying pans up because even if you have them on your back, it stops bullets.

597
00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:59,560
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

598
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:06,560
PUBG is such a proper battle royale.

599
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:08,560
You know, it's still got a mad player base.

600
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:11,560
Of course it does because it's fucking good. Really fucking good.

601
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:17,560
It's where you go to get away from sweaty people.

602
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:20,560
And don't get me wrong, there are some sweats on PUBG, but it's a different kind of sweat.

603
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:26,560
Everyone I'm fighting is more or less level 500, which is a pain because I'm level like 40.

604
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:28,560
Clarkie's like 180.

605
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:40,560
Clarkie, when battle royale first became a thing and PUBG birthed this fucking genre, Clarkie bought an Xbox solely to play PUBG because he was like, I need to play this game.

606
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:45,560
And then he obviously came back to the light side of the PlayStation and then it's released on there and yada yada yada.

607
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:50,560
But he's always championed PUBG as the GOAT.

608
00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:54,560
And I agree with him because PUBG is the GOAT.

609
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:59,560
It's just much more on my speed. Laying down in a bush, you're not getting spotted unless you're moving about.

610
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:05,560
You can, you know, it's camping, but it's tactical. What we like to call it is tactical waiting.

611
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:07,560
I was going to say tactical wanking.

612
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:12,560
Tactical waiting in a bush and you're like, right, see a man, wait till he stops shooting me in the head.

613
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:19,560
And it's a one shot head shot unless they've got a certain helmet on, which is also adds to realism, which means if I hadn't pulled this shot off, they're dead.

614
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:25,560
Also the bullet drops mad. Yeah. So it's no lie. Yesterday I was shooting someone. They had no idea where I was. Bang, bang, bang.

615
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:31,560
I had so many free shots at this geezer. Missed every single one because he's too far away and I couldn't adjust the bullet velocity.

616
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:37,560
You know, the bullet drop. But I like that because that means they can't fucking shoot me that easy either.

617
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:41,560
So you still much like Daisy, I need to get out of the call of duty mindset.

618
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:45,560
If I shoot someone and I miss, it doesn't mean they know where I am.

619
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:50,560
If I just lay down quickly, they'll be like, where's that call of duty? But I say, is it up there? Is it the tower?

620
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:56,560
And even when you, when you get hit by a bullet, it doesn't do a fantastic job of telling you where you've been hit.

621
00:27:56,560 --> 00:28:01,560
No, your armor or whatever will decrease where you've been hit. So you'll know.

622
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:09,560
But also if you hit someone and hit them hard, you can get over there and finish them. They won't have healed enough.

623
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:17,560
There's no like instant healing. You can't heal in half a second on code. You have to take the bandage or the Medicaid.

624
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:22,560
Then you have to drink your Coke or Red Bull and eat painkillers. There's a lot more to it.

625
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:27,560
That's not for everyone, but that's much more my speed. I'm an old school gamer, much more.

626
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:36,560
I like military simulators rather than arcade shooters. Warzone tried the realism mode in Warzone 2 and people hated it.

627
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:43,560
I liked it. I liked it because it was adding things in your backpack. Then people don't like that. They like the fast archaic shooter.

628
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:46,560
Yeah, because everyone was like, oh, it's like escape from Tarkov type.

629
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:52,560
Yeah, but I like that more. But the game was not good because it was buggy and it was shit.

630
00:28:52,560 --> 00:29:00,560
If I would much prefer to keep it a slower paced experience. But obviously the co-community is more known for arcade shooters.

631
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:06,560
So in that respect, they went back to their roots, which don't get me wrong. Warzone is fantastic.

632
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:12,560
I have a great time with it, but PUBG is more my speed. Yeah, PUBG is fucking fantastic.

633
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:22,560
It's a very large cult following that definitely has its niche that has been.

634
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:35,560
If you if you chances are, if you don't already play or have played PUBG and you're playing Warzone or Fortnite, you aren't going to go over to PUBG.

635
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:40,560
I don't think they're too. Sorry. It's a completely different beast.

636
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:48,560
But like you say, some people like that realism. Some people don't. My my my.

637
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:55,560
Genesis is H1Z1. That is my penultimate and always will be.

638
00:29:55,560 --> 00:30:00,560
PUBG then released on the PlayStation. Me and Mark give it a go.

639
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:07,560
And it's a steep learning curve. It's difficult, but we loved it and started to get very good at it.

640
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:17,560
And I can't describe the feel of. Like you say, having something like an SKS and killing someone with a headshot.

641
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:20,560
It's from quite a distance. It feels the same as Daisy. It's a buzz.

642
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:25,560
Yeah, it feels fantastic and it felt so good on H1Z1 as well.

643
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:30,560
The bit that let H1Z1 down is just the graphics, the graphics.

644
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:36,560
And it felt a bit janky. But as a battle royale, that is for me is the number one.

645
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:41,560
How it's doing now, I can't imagine it's doing fantastic, but I haven't fucking played it for a long time.

646
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:44,560
Which one? H1Z1? Yeah, I didn't know. It's still a thing.

647
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:47,560
I don't know. I haven't honestly haven't got a clue. I have to Google it.

648
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:54,560
The only trouble with PUBG is the fucking, if you just walk into that game blind, the controls are mental.

649
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:57,560
There's so many different buttons to do stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're fucked.

650
00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:02,560
It's hard, but the buttons are always up at the side if you need them. So it's easy to quickly look.

651
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:10,560
I think the three big battle royales, PUBG, Warzone and Fortnite. I think all three of them have their USP.

652
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:15,560
Their unique selling point for me. You go PUBG, realism.

653
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:22,560
Fortnite, cosmetics. Warzone, graphics. And that's that.

654
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:25,560
Because if PUBG had Warzone graphics, fuck me. Jesus.

655
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:32,560
In August 2017, the game's title dropped the H1Z1 brand name becoming simply Just Survive.

656
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:41,560
The game was delisted from the Steam store on August 26th, 2018 and its servers shut down on October 24th, 2018.

657
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:43,560
Yeah, I thought I heard it die. The H1Z1 did die.

658
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:47,560
And that is such a shame because that was such a fucking good game.

659
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:50,560
Find the PUBG numbers. I'm very sad about that, you know.

660
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:55,560
I'll hold you after. Find the PUBG numbers. Find out what the players are like on the stream.

661
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:57,560
I'm very sad about that. I left a text mark there.

662
00:31:57,560 --> 00:32:04,560
For some reason, PUBG Mobile is almost always the most watched thing on YouTube live. I don't know why. Weird.

663
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:11,560
The PUBG player account. I don't want the Steam charts, so do I?

664
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:18,560
I played one game on Wednesday night before I told Clarky that I downloaded it. It was like a little surprise for him.

665
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:26,560
And I accidentally joined a quad game. And my own teammates killed me, smoke grenade me and then proceeded to tea bag me.

666
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:36,560
Fantastic. So PUBG Online. Online players.

667
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:43,560
This is a live player account, by the way. So this is real time, up to the hour.

668
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:49,560
So in the last hour, there has been 550,107 users.

669
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:51,560
Is this across all or Steam?

670
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:53,560
This is across all, I think.

671
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:57,560
Half a million, bro.

672
00:32:57,560 --> 00:33:07,560
Is this so players can't play the game? How many players playing it on a monthly average together with the number of maximum players at peak?

673
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:18,560
See live count currently playing. The count changes as you refresh the page since PUBG players worldwide started playing and ending their gaming session.

674
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:21,560
So, yeah, I think it is across all platforms.

675
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:26,560
Active players for the last 30 days.

676
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:31,560
319,186,336.

677
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:39,560
Twitch watched hours in the last 30 days. 9,405,625.

678
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:46,560
And then peak viewers has been for the last 30 days is 73,896.

679
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:48,560
It's doing very well still.

680
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:52,560
It's active. It's still here.

681
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:53,560
Very active.

682
00:33:53,560 --> 00:34:04,560
When was this? So what is this? Player unknowns, battlegrounds, live player count chart.

683
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:07,560
What day was that then?

684
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:11,560
Fuck me.

685
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:23,560
It's good. It's giving me a chart of the numbers and they're just not average monthly player base since 2021 has really not changed.

686
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:28,560
I don't know what the fuck happened between November and December 2021. It dropped off a cliff.

687
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:35,560
But it's last 30 days is, yeah, is around 302 million.

688
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:37,560
It's doing alright.

689
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:44,560
I mean, I think you'll have a field day because I don't know when you last played it, but even Clarkie always dips in once a year.

690
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:48,560
He'll just disappear for three months and play PUBG on his own.

691
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:54,560
And even when we went back last time, he's like, oh, this is in here now. This is cool. They've changed this.

692
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:57,560
So whenever you last played, it might be mental for you.

693
00:34:57,560 --> 00:34:59,560
The amount of different things that are on there.

694
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:09,560
December 2021, its player count for that month was three hundred and twenty six million two hundred and fifteen thousand twenty twenty one.

695
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:13,560
So in December.

696
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:21,560
Twenty twenty three is three hundred and two million eight hundred and three thousand.

697
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:29,560
So for a two year gap, you really haven't lost that many players in total.

698
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:36,560
And that is up from 16 million from last month.

699
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:46,560
So from November to now, 16 million extra people have decided to jump on PUBG just for fun.

700
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:48,560
So ridiculous.

701
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:51,560
In September, it was two hundred and eighty four million.

702
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:59,560
So you've gone from two hundred and eighty four million to three hundred and nineteen in three months.

703
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:02,560
It's very good. There must be something.

704
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:09,560
I'd love to know what the COD numbers war zone, the war zone player count is.

705
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:11,560
I wonder if they've got a live.

706
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:14,560
Well, they do. It must be more than that.

707
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:21,560
It's more than what you said a minute ago because it PUBG steam charts update less than an hour ago.

708
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:25,560
That was four hundred and ninety thousand. That's just steam.

709
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:28,560
So there's got to be more on the console as well.

710
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:37,560
Maybe apparently the modern warfare live player count at the moment is four hundred and thirty thousand six hundred and forty four.

711
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:41,560
And the active player is PUBG still popular in twenty twenty three.

712
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:54,560
First released at the start of twenty seventeen PUBG Battlegrounds, previously known as Player Unknown Battlegrounds, one of the most popular games on Steam still and had over four hundred and fifteen thousand peak concurrent players in the last recorded month of September twenty twenty three.

713
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,560
It's still fucking huge.

714
00:36:56,560 --> 00:37:08,560
PUBG is currently beating Warzone by a fat margin in terms of so last thirty days for Warzone is seventy million and PUBG is three hundred and ninety.

715
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:11,560
I'm looking forward to playing that.

716
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:28,560
It's it's possibly the biggest because what what you have with PUBG, unlike Warzone and and Fortnite is it is extremely popular in the Asian continent of the world.

717
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:33,560
It is fucking huge over there on the other side of the planet.

718
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:39,560
It is massive and especially the mobile version because mobile gaming is fucking huge over there as well.

719
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:43,560
And what isn't on mobile Fortnite?

720
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:45,560
Yes, is it? Yeah.

721
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:48,560
Well, it can't be as good as fucking PUBG then.

722
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:51,560
Is Warzone on Warzone? Isn't it? No, is it not?

723
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:54,560
No, it is or it's coming because they're doing for dance.

724
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:57,560
Can't I remember them announcing the first Warzone maps coming?

725
00:37:57,560 --> 00:38:04,560
No, either way, they're not as good as PUBG, obviously, because PUBG might just PUBG might just be better to play on phone.

726
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:07,560
You know, some games don't translate so well to mobile.

727
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:10,560
I think. No, ignore me.

728
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:11,560
OK, I will.

729
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:14,560
Fortnite is an interesting beast.

730
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:16,560
Downloaded it.

731
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:18,560
Did you play your Lego Minecraft?

732
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:20,560
I did. So I downloaded it.

733
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:25,560
I download it for one reason, one reason only.

734
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:27,560
Get them V-Bucks, baby.

735
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:29,560
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles dropped.

736
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:33,560
So went on there, bought my boy Leonardo, played one game, turn it off.

737
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:35,560
But I got Leonardo.

738
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:37,560
You're incredible. Cost me 15 quid.

739
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:40,560
Fuck me. I needed my favorite turtle, bro.

740
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:43,560
Yeah, great. Did you play the Minecraft?

741
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:45,560
Yes, I did. Did you like it?

742
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:49,560
It was cool, man. I think it's good. It's got a little bit of fucking for shaz.

743
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:51,560
I don't know what that word is, but I made it up and it's cool.

744
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:55,560
For shaz, it's got like. It's just Lego survival.

745
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:57,560
Yeah, but I didn't expect that from Fortnite.

746
00:38:57,560 --> 00:38:59,560
It's like separate mode.

747
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:01,560
You have to eat, you have to stay warm.

748
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:03,560
Steph's been playing it.

749
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:05,560
It's like DayZ.

750
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:07,560
Yeah, it's a survival game.

751
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:09,560
Yeah, but I just didn't expect that.

752
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:11,560
Survival with Lego is great.

753
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:13,560
A lot of your characters that you have turn into Lego characters.

754
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:15,560
Therefore, like all the turtles and stuff.

755
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:18,560
So you have your little Lego dude, which is very cool as well.

756
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:21,560
Because all the characters you previously bought,

757
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:25,560
90% of them now can be used in Lego form.

758
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:29,560
When you buy skin, he's not available.

759
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:33,560
When you buy skin, you're also going to get a Lego counterpart with it.

760
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:35,560
So it's even more valuable for your money.

761
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:39,560
I still think Fortnite miles ahead on anyone with cosmetics.

762
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:43,560
And, you know, obviously they have massive crossovers and stuff.

763
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:44,560
It's fantastic.

764
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:47,560
I never knew they were in partnership with Lego.

765
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:48,560
I don't know.

766
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:50,560
Neither did anybody until last week.

767
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:51,560
They are.

768
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:52,560
Yeah.

769
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:55,560
So Fortnite is the beast that evolves and changes with the times.

770
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:57,560
And it'll only get bigger.

771
00:39:57,560 --> 00:40:00,560
They've got some racing thing on there now, which is equally massive.

772
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:01,560
Rocket racing.

773
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:02,560
That's what I mean.

774
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:06,560
So I'm once again in a position where I've gone from Kingdom Come Deliverance,

775
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:16,560
Diablo 3, Warzone, DayZ, to Fortnite, God of War, Valhalla,

776
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:19,560
PUBG.

777
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:21,560
I'm just, I'm the gift that keeps on giving.

778
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:27,560
Fortnite is very unique in a sense that it is an absolute amalgamation of all

779
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:35,560
different games for which they steal a lot of their fucking ideas are stolen.

780
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:39,560
And a lot of them are then developed and made better than the original.

781
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:42,560
But don't discount the fact that they just steal a lot of their fucking ideas

782
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:43,560
because they do.

783
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:44,560
They're copycats.

784
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:45,560
All PUBG.

785
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:46,560
They're copycats.

786
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:49,560
But they do it very well.

787
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:54,560
And it's very unique in a sense that they just keep adding different games to

788
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:55,560
this game.

789
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:57,560
So it's no longer just a battle royale.

790
00:40:57,560 --> 00:40:58,560
It's now a fucking racer.

791
00:40:58,560 --> 00:40:59,560
It's now a survival game.

792
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:01,560
You've now got all the different modes.

793
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:05,560
It's now fucking got like Roblox in it and the weird shit's going on.

794
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:09,560
When I downloaded Fortnite the other month and then turned it on,

795
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:12,560
I was so incredibly overwhelmed.

796
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:15,560
I played two games and then when I went to that,

797
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:16,560
is that a main menu?

798
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:17,560
What the fuck was it?

799
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:18,560
Where you can just pick.

800
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:21,560
I was like, no, this is built for a six year old.

801
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:22,560
I'm not interested in this.

802
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:24,560
There's too much color here.

803
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:25,560
See you later.

804
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:26,560
Yeah.

805
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:27,560
You've got zero build.

806
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:28,560
You've got normal build.

807
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:29,560
You've got Lego.

808
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:30,560
You've got the racing.

809
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:32,560
You've got community made maps.

810
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:33,560
Challenges.

811
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:35,560
You can go and play squid games.

812
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:38,560
There was far too much shit going on.

813
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:39,560
I was like, what is this?

814
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:41,560
I was like, I don't understand what any of this is.

815
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:42,560
This is not for me.

816
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:43,560
See you later.

817
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:44,560
I'll tell you what it is.

818
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:45,560
One word, playground.

819
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:46,560
Yeah.

820
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:47,560
And that is what everyone loves.

821
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:48,560
It's a playground.

822
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:50,560
It's a playground built for 10 year olds.

823
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:51,560
Well, it's not.

824
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:53,560
Adults can play it too.

825
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:55,560
It's a great battle royale.

826
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:56,560
It genuinely is.

827
00:41:56,560 --> 00:42:02,560
But it's also got that really good COVID thing where no one could go and interact.

828
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:08,560
So they go in the digital world and they play fucking squid games in Fortnite or whatever.

829
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:12,560
Fortnite is a very good game.

830
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:13,560
It's not for me.

831
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:15,560
I was one of the OGs.

832
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:16,560
Fucking loved it.

833
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:18,560
Now it's just not for me.

834
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:23,560
I feel that they've gone too far.

835
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:27,560
But they are fucking raking it in.

836
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:29,560
And they do very well.

837
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:37,560
Other people can build a very fortunate life out of playing things like Fortnite and doing different things on Fortnite.

838
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:41,560
That Lego survival mode seems fantastic.

839
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:42,560
It looks very good.

840
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:43,560
Very funny.

841
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:47,560
Anything with Lego slapped on it tends to be decent.

842
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:51,560
I don't think Lego won't allow themselves to be associated with something that isn't good.

843
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:54,560
Namely one thing to do with Lego that wasn't good.

844
00:42:54,560 --> 00:43:00,560
Other than the abhorrent fucking detrimental effects they have on our environment.

845
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:03,560
Other than that, Lego is all right.

846
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:10,560
I've lost my Nintendo Switch.

847
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:13,560
So my boy is two.

848
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:16,560
My daughter's got a Nintendo Switch.

849
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:23,560
She stuck a hair band in the cartridge thing and bent all the pins so you can't put games in there no more.

850
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:26,560
So all her games have to be digital.

851
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:29,560
She's got Lego undercover.

852
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:30,560
She's a smart girl.

853
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:33,560
Why is she shoving hair bands in the...

854
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:36,560
This was when she got it two years ago.

855
00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:39,560
Lego undercover is basically like GTA but Lego.

856
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:42,560
You're a policeman so when you nick a car you're like, please can I borrow a rickshaw?

857
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:43,560
I'm a police officer.

858
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:44,560
So it's friendly.

859
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:46,560
But yeah, she's got that on there.

860
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:48,560
Tommy, my boy, has gone wild for it.

861
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:49,560
He can't stop playing it.

862
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:52,560
And the way he plays it is humorous but genius.

863
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:55,560
He has a whole hand on one stick.

864
00:43:55,560 --> 00:44:00,560
But then he manages to use his thumb and his fingers to run it.

865
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:01,560
And he's worked all out himself.

866
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:03,560
He's playing the claw set up.

867
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:05,560
Yeah, but he's only got little hands.

868
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:07,560
I don't know how he's doing it.

869
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:09,560
But I'm watching him and he's getting in cars.

870
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:11,560
He's driving, he's reversing, he's going around.

871
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:14,560
Occasionally he'll get the car stuck and he'll be like, daddy help.

872
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:16,560
And I'll just get out of the car and nick another one.

873
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:18,560
And I'll be like, there, I solved the problem.

874
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:20,560
But yeah, he's loving it.

875
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:21,560
He's absolutely loving it.

876
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:26,560
And as you know, he is absolutely mental over dinosaurs.

877
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:28,560
He just everything's dinosaurs.

878
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:30,560
All he cares about is dinosaurs.

879
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:32,560
Have you ever taken him to the Natural History Museum?

880
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:33,560
No, but we went to...

881
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:34,560
Oh my God.

882
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:38,560
We went to a dinosaur place up in London.

883
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:40,560
And he went mad for it.

884
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:42,560
Why have you never taken him there?

885
00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:44,560
Because he's too young to go to a museum.

886
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:45,560
He don't give a fuck.

887
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:47,560
He'll just be running around like a lunatic.

888
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:48,560
Yeah, but there are dinosaurs everywhere.

889
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:50,560
Yeah, when he's a bit older, 100%.

890
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:52,560
We did this with Harry Potter.

891
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:58,560
Yeah, my daughter's not watching Harry Potter yet.

892
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:01,560
So yeah, I was in Smiths the other day and I thought, fuck it.

893
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:04,560
I'll have a look for a dinosaur Lego game.

894
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:05,560
And there is.

895
00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:06,560
Yeah, yeah.

896
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:07,560
Jurassic World Lego.

897
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:08,560
Yeah.

898
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:09,560
So I snagged that for him on the Switch.

899
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:11,560
And I was like, do I buy it for the PlayStation?

900
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:13,560
Because they keep fighting over the PlayStation.

901
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:14,560
They're fighting over the Switch.

902
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:15,560
I was like, fuck it.

903
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:16,560
I'll buy it for the Switch.

904
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:18,560
But the Switch is my daughter's.

905
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:22,560
So I was like, do I buy a game for his daughter's, his sister's fucking game console?

906
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:23,560
I was like, do you know what?

907
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:24,560
Fuck it.

908
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:25,560
It's his birthday in February.

909
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:26,560
He's going to be free.

910
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:29,560
So what I'm going to do is we're going to get my daughter's Switch.

911
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:31,560
We're going to put it in a box.

912
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:32,560
We're going to wrap it up.

913
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:33,560
Yeah, he's going to open it.

914
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:35,560
He's going to have his own Switch.

915
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:39,560
And I'm going to give my daughter my Switch, which she can put in the cart.

916
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:41,560
Because she's got like five, six games.

917
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:46,560
She's got Mario Kart, Mario Party, fucking Super Mario, all that shit.

918
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:49,560
But she can't play them all because she fucked the pins in the other one.

919
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:52,560
But now she's going to be able to play all her old games on my Switch.

920
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:57,560
And I think she's learned her lesson not to put things in the game cartridge a lot.

921
00:45:57,560 --> 00:46:03,560
So she's going to have a brand new Switch essentially because mine's barely scratched or nothing.

922
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:05,560
So yeah, she's going to have a new Switch.

923
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:07,560
He's going to be able to play his Jurassic Park.

924
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:08,560
And we're all good.

925
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:10,560
And I told her the other day, we sat down.

926
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:11,560
We said that this is the plan.

927
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:12,560
How do you feel about it?

928
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:14,560
She was like, yeah, of course she's going to be happy.

929
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:16,560
She's got a brand new Switch to power her old games.

930
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:22,560
I love the idea that you've sat down with your kid, like a conference meeting, and you've gone,

931
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:25,560
look, these are the plans that we've drafted up.

932
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:28,560
Let us know if it qualifies.

933
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:29,560
She was happy with it.

934
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:32,560
And we'll proceed with this.

935
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:34,560
She sat there and gone, sweet.

936
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:35,560
Yeah, it looks all right.

937
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:36,560
That's exactly.

938
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:40,560
That right there that you presented to me, Dad, is exactly what I expected.

939
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:41,560
This is acceptable.

940
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:43,560
This is what we wanted in the board meeting.

941
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:45,560
You may go.

942
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:48,560
Profit margins are up by 40%.

943
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:50,560
Fantastic.

944
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:59,560
But yeah, then the next morning I got up for work and my brother-in-law was there to bridge the gap between my wife working nights and sitting with the kids.

945
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:01,560
And I heard her.

946
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:04,560
So Tommy's getting Jurassic red.

947
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:06,560
I was like, shut up.

948
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:08,560
He's sitting right there.

949
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:11,560
Just, shush, it's a secret.

950
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:13,560
She was like, whoops.

951
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:14,560
Fuck's sake.

952
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:19,560
So yeah, it's great because obviously it means he gets a great birthday present.

953
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:24,560
And I haven't done it for this reason, but it means it's going to cost me very little for his birthday because he's getting a Switch.

954
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:26,560
There is not about the fucking money.

955
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:27,560
No, no, of course it's not.

956
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:28,560
Of course it's not.

957
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:30,560
But yeah, so everyone's a winner there.

958
00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:33,560
So I can't wait to see him open that game because he's going to go nuts.

959
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:35,560
He's obsessed with this Lego game.

960
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:36,560
Well, I mean, obsessed.

961
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:37,560
He loves it.

962
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:42,560
So when he sees that there's a Lego dinosaur one, bro, he's going to lose his mind.

963
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:44,560
He's going to be great.

964
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:45,560
I can't wait.

965
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:46,560
I'm going to have to get it all installed.

966
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:50,560
He's going to scream, smash the Switch into the floor because he's so happy.

967
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:51,560
That's fine.

968
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:52,560
Don't worry about it.

969
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:57,560
I'm going to have to install it Christmas Eve.

970
00:47:57,560 --> 00:47:58,560
So it's all ready to go.

971
00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:01,560
So he's just going to open the box and be like, well, it's really good to go.

972
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:03,560
So yeah, I'm really excited for that.

973
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:04,560
But yeah.

974
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:06,560
How you doing on Days Gone?

975
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:09,560
Yeah, decent.

976
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:12,560
I've been admittedly been a couple of days since I last played it.

977
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:17,560
Well, I was playing it before you got here because I've just been.

978
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:19,560
Wow.

979
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:21,560
Just fucking eating my bollocks.

980
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:24,560
But Days Gone.

981
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:26,560
Oh, I love it.

982
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:28,560
It feels so nice, man.

983
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:33,560
It feels so good that even the fucking movement when you sprint that I can't describe it.

984
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:34,560
Just how that feels.

985
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:36,560
Feels so good.

986
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:44,560
What I will add, though, is when you're clearing out nests, I don't understand why he's having orgasms while he's doing it.

987
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:46,560
Yeah, he just makes some questionable sounds.

988
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:48,560
I don't get why he's doing that.

989
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:50,560
I've got to get these fucking nests.

990
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:52,560
I can smell them.

991
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:53,560
What are you doing, man?

992
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:55,560
Just fucking burn the cunts.

993
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:57,560
Why are we wanking off to this?

994
00:48:57,560 --> 00:49:03,560
I used to love the way that he used to talk in that because it's like he's going a little bit mental and he's like talking to himself.

995
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:05,560
I like the way it does it.

996
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:12,560
I understand where he was going with the voice acting on it because it's getting across that hole.

997
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:14,560
You're in the zombie apocalypse.

998
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:15,560
You're fucking you're naked.

999
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:17,560
You're trying to catch your breath.

1000
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:19,560
You're always up against it.

1001
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:23,560
However, the play style that I am currently, I am not up against it.

1002
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:26,560
I am taking my time and I have having plenty of rests.

1003
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:31,560
So there's no reason why you should be out of breath running around going, I can smell them.

1004
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:33,560
So what the fuck is happening?

1005
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:35,560
Well, what is going to shut up?

1006
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:37,560
I need a feature to shut him up because it's so annoying.

1007
00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:39,560
You can't shut Sam Witwer up.

1008
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:41,560
He is Darth Maul.

1009
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:42,560
No, I know.

1010
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:43,560
It's good.

1011
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:50,560
It's just a bit creepy when he's saying how horribly, how horrible these nests smell and all this shit.

1012
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:54,560
And he's like, fucking kill these nests.

1013
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:55,560
It's funny when you do it.

1014
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:56,560
It's like, stop.

1015
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:57,560
Just stop.

1016
00:49:57,560 --> 00:49:58,560
But the game itself.

1017
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:00,560
Yeah, no, it's fucking sick, man.

1018
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:01,560
Have you dealt with a horde yet?

1019
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:02,560
Yeah.

1020
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:03,560
Yeah, cool.

1021
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:04,560
Well, I've dealt with a fucking horde.

1022
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:06,560
Why is that replicated in another game?

1023
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:08,560
Oh my God.

1024
00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:10,560
Oh my fucking God.

1025
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:12,560
All I was doing was going, I was on my way to a mission.

1026
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:19,560
I stopped off at one of those camp things, one of the Nero sites where you got to cut the speakers off and shit like that.

1027
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:26,560
And I stopped my bike before the site and thought I'll walk in because I don't know what's going to, what's knocking around here.

1028
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:31,560
I've done a couple of them at this point, so I knew how to do them and what to expect.

1029
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:33,560
But I didn't expect this.

1030
00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:42,560
And the one I went to, there's a pit next to it just filled with bodies, like a burning pit type thing or mass graveyard.

1031
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:44,560
And I could just see like the corner of it.

1032
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:47,560
And I was like, I know what that is instantly.

1033
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:52,560
As I'm approaching this Nero site, I'm in a bush.

1034
00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:55,560
And obviously your minimap is all red markers and shit.

1035
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:57,560
So I know there's a couple I can hear them.

1036
00:50:57,560 --> 00:51:01,560
And I take out the couple ones that are knocking around.

1037
00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:06,560
And then I get closer to the Nero site and I'm scoping out trying to figure out how I can get in stuff.

1038
00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:09,560
And all of a sudden I hear loads of noise.

1039
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:11,560
And I mean loads of it.

1040
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:14,560
And I thought, I know what that is.

1041
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:15,560
That's zombies.

1042
00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:17,560
But it sounds like there's loads of them.

1043
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:20,560
And there was nothing on the map, nothing on the minimap.

1044
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:21,560
I'm like, where the fuck is this?

1045
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:23,560
I'm still in the bush.

1046
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:30,560
And I peer around the corner to this building because I haven't figured out yet how to get on top of it to cut the speakers off.

1047
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:32,560
And there's a fucking gigantic horde.

1048
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:33,560
It's fucking huge.

1049
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:35,560
There's about a hundred zombies there.

1050
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:37,560
I was like, oh my God.

1051
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:40,560
I've just got a pistol with five bullets in it and that's it.

1052
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:41,560
That is all I have.

1053
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:43,560
I needed to get some fucking wood for my crossbow.

1054
00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:46,560
I didn't have any bullets in my primary.

1055
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:47,560
I was fucked.

1056
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:49,560
I was like, oh my God.

1057
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:52,560
That's fucking ridiculous.

1058
00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:56,560
So I'm in a bush and I thought, I'm in a bush.

1059
00:51:56,560 --> 00:51:58,560
I'll be fine here.

1060
00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:03,560
And that horde made its way directly towards me.

1061
00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:05,560
Hadn't seen me, but I was like, oh shit.

1062
00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:08,560
Hart was genuinely racing because I'm like, I don't know.

1063
00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:10,560
They've cut me off from my bike.

1064
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:12,560
What am I supposed to do?

1065
00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:19,560
And one of them, like in a scene from Walking Dead or some shit, veers away from the horde.

1066
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:28,560
How that works procedurally, because I'm definitely certain that that horde isn't coded in for fucking sporadic movement like that.

1067
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:31,560
They all follow a path and they all stay within that path.

1068
00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:32,560
Well, this cunt didn't.

1069
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:37,560
Walk straight to literally smack bang towards me into me in this bush.

1070
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:39,560
Obviously it's tagged me in it.

1071
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:40,560
It's now kicked off.

1072
00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:46,560
I can't, I haven't been able to kill it because it never prompted up because it had obviously seen me before.

1073
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:51,560
So the whole horde kicks off and just sprinting.

1074
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:53,560
Obviously, my stamina is not that great.

1075
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:56,560
I'm early into the game and I've got no bullets.

1076
00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:59,560
I made the foolish mistake of turning around, try to kill people.

1077
00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:00,560
It's not going to happen.

1078
00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:01,560
What am I going to do?

1079
00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:02,560
I've got fucking five bullets in a pistol.

1080
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:05,560
What I did find was a bin and I jumped in the bin.

1081
00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:09,560
I ran around the corner, jumped in the bin before they see me, but they're still chasing me.

1082
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:14,560
Didn't think in that they wouldn't see me and that they would dissipate.

1083
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:15,560
They would go away.

1084
00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:16,560
They fucking didn't.

1085
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:18,560
Half of that horde disappeared.

1086
00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:21,560
The other half stood on the bin, on the bin.

1087
00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:23,560
And I was there for 10 minutes waiting for them to go.

1088
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:25,560
And after 10 minutes, I was like, they ain't going.

1089
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:27,560
So I had to jump out the bin.

1090
00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:29,560
Naturally, they absolutely battered me.

1091
00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:30,560
And then back.

1092
00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:34,560
Obviously, I died and then spawned back on my bike.

1093
00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:35,560
Reset it all.

1094
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:37,560
Same shit again.

1095
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:38,560
The horde still there.

1096
00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:39,560
One of them see me from a distance.

1097
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:40,560
They're chasing me again.

1098
00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:42,560
This happened about four times.

1099
00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:50,560
And then what the final time it happened was I managed to get the facility up and running.

1100
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:52,560
Forgot to take out one of the speakers.

1101
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:55,560
So the whole fucking horde has made a beeline for this speaker.

1102
00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:56,560
I'm hiding in a bush.

1103
00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:59,560
What I did was repeatedly just threw Molotovs at them.

1104
00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:01,560
Just Molotovs and Molotovs.

1105
00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:04,560
Killed them all except for about five of them.

1106
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:09,560
And then managed to take them out and make my way in.

1107
00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:11,560
But that was my first interaction with that horde.

1108
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:13,560
And it was fucking terrifying.

1109
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:14,560
I hated it.

1110
00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:19,560
And then a little while later, I was clearing out another section of nests.

1111
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:21,560
And I couldn't find the third nest.

1112
00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:23,560
And it was along this waterway.

1113
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:24,560
And I'd done two of them.

1114
00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:25,560
And I was like, where's the third one?

1115
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:27,560
So I followed the road that I was on.

1116
00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:29,560
And again, heard the same noise.

1117
00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:31,560
And I was like, I know exactly what that is.

1118
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:33,560
Drove away, hid in a bush, got my binoculars out.

1119
00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:37,560
And like a scene from a movie, just watched this horde just walking down from this cliff.

1120
00:54:37,560 --> 00:54:38,560
I was like, what the fuck?

1121
00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:40,560
Sure enough, the nest is right fucking there.

1122
00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:42,560
It's right there where they are.

1123
00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:48,560
So I went over to try and drag them away to then go back and take it out.

1124
00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:51,560
They managed to knock me off my bike, kill me.

1125
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:54,560
But what happened is when I spawned back, the horde disappeared.

1126
00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:56,560
And I spawned right outside the nest.

1127
00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:58,560
I was like, oh, that works for me.

1128
00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:00,560
Nice one.

1129
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:01,560
But they're horrible.

1130
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:02,560
They're fucking horrible.

1131
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:03,560
They're fantastic.

1132
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:06,560
But why no one has replicated that?

1133
00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:08,560
Why not?

1134
00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:09,560
Looks fucking great.

1135
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:11,560
Looks exactly how the gameplay trailer was.

1136
00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:12,560
Terrifying.

1137
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:13,560
It's great.

1138
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:15,560
You wait till you see the big one.

1139
00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:17,560
Yeah, because these aren't big hordes.

1140
00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:18,560
I know they get bigger.

1141
00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:19,560
I know they get bigger.

1142
00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:22,560
I think it's called the lumber mill or the saw mill.

1143
00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:25,560
Yeah, that's the one that's in the gameplay trailer and stuff.

1144
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:28,560
Obviously, I platinumed it, so I've done all the hordes, I think.

1145
00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:31,560
But yeah, that one is, you know, I'm fully geared.

1146
00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:36,560
I've got all the best items, all the best guns, all the best ammo, all the amount of it.

1147
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:39,560
And yeah, that takes some fucking doing, boy.

1148
00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:40,560
That takes some doing.

1149
00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:42,560
But I tell you what, what a game.

1150
00:55:42,560 --> 00:55:43,560
It's great.

1151
00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:44,560
It's fantastic.

1152
00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:46,560
And the graphics are fucking great.

1153
00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:52,560
And there was a guy propped up against a car with his face ripped off.

1154
00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:54,560
And I got my binoculars out and zoomed in.

1155
00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:58,560
And the details on it are so incredible for a game that come out in 2016.

1156
00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:00,560
They are great.

1157
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:04,560
I'm talking, you can see the guy's jaw has been ripped off.

1158
00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:07,560
And you can see all the way back to his fucking molars.

1159
00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:10,560
And some of them have got steel flesh in them, some of them ain't.

1160
00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:16,560
His eye, like, bearing in mind, half of his face is fucking ripped off and dangling down.

1161
00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:21,560
You can see like his eyeballs all red and like the detail of it.

1162
00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:31,560
And then the mold from, sorry, not the mold, the transition from ripped flesh to the other side of his face where it hasn't been ripped off.

1163
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:34,560
It's not like hard cut and paste.

1164
00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:38,560
It's you can see the tear marks where his face has been ripped off.

1165
00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:45,560
I was like, that's such a cool added detail for something that's just propped up against a car.

1166
00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:46,560
That most people won't even see.

1167
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:49,560
Yeah. I was like, that's so, I love it.

1168
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:50,560
Such an underrated game.

1169
00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:51,560
So underrated.

1170
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:52,560
That's why it's a cult classic.

1171
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:59,560
That's why, like I said last week, it's the classic consumer versus a critic.

1172
00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:01,560
Because consumers love it, critics hate it.

1173
00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:02,560
It makes no sense.

1174
00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:03,560
The guns feel great.

1175
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:04,560
The movement feels great.

1176
00:57:04,560 --> 00:57:06,560
The story at the moment feels great.

1177
00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:09,560
I haven't got bored a single time.

1178
00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:13,560
The resources are plentiful, but necessary.

1179
00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:19,560
And it's just that great feeling of just driving along on your bike.

1180
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:21,560
The bike sounds really good.

1181
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:22,560
Peaceful, but terrifying.

1182
00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:24,560
And you see a little gas station.

1183
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:25,560
So you go and fuel up.

1184
00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:26,560
You hop off.

1185
00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:30,560
You go in this building, do some looting, try to get some resources.

1186
00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:32,560
The driving's a tiny bit janky.

1187
00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:34,560
It will be for a while.

1188
00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:36,560
But my bike hasn't been upgraded properly yet.

1189
00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:40,560
I tell you what, I watched a video and I'm 99% sure it's days gone by.

1190
00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:43,560
The days gone by is actually a car.

1191
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:47,560
They built it as a car and removed two of the wheels.

1192
00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:52,560
But that does get better the more you upgrade the bike and you get used to it.

1193
00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:56,560
Yeah, my bike has got two upgrades on it so far.

1194
00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:58,560
Nothing crazy.

1195
00:57:58,560 --> 00:58:01,560
But it's just, I'm having a lot of fun.

1196
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:05,560
I definitely will finish it because it is extremely fun.

1197
00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:06,560
You're killing zombies.

1198
00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:09,560
I don't think there's ever a time when that isn't fun.

1199
00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:14,560
But the story so far is feeling really fucking good.

1200
00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:16,560
It's like Daryl Dixon, the guy.

1201
00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:18,560
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1202
00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:19,560
Pretty much.

1203
00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:20,560
It's fantastic.

1204
00:58:20,560 --> 00:58:25,560
It's just how it is a shame how badly it's flown under the radar

1205
00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:27,560
because of whatever it released next to it.

1206
00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:29,560
I can't remember what it was.

1207
00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:33,560
And like you say, the critics of it shitting on it.

1208
00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:35,560
It's fucking great.

1209
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:36,560
Really good.

1210
00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:38,560
And I think we should end it there.

1211
00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:40,560
If you haven't played days, go and play it.

1212
00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:41,560
Merry Christmas, guys.

1213
00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:42,560
Merry Christmas, everyone.

1214
00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:46,560
Have a lovely day and have a lovely, lovely box in there.

1215
00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:48,560
Why'd you say it like that?

1216
00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:51,560
My tongue twisted.

1217
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:52,560
See you later.

1218
00:58:52,560 --> 00:58:53,560
Bye.

1219
00:58:53,560 --> 00:59:19,560
Bye.