The floor is yours.
Yours, mine.
Yours.
Hello.
We're back from hiatus.
We're here.
We'll return.
Was it 10 days?
I don't know.
It's been a while.
It was, I think, a...
Well, it might be a bit longer.
I don't know.
Basically, me and Steph have been in Ireland.
Some shit happened, which meant we couldn't fucking post anything,
blah, dee, blah, dee, blah.
But the silver lining to it means that there's a shitload of stuff
that has happened in between our last episode and this episode.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is Reece's apology for not...
As post.
I want to apologize to no one.
That's his way of saying sorry.
Look, if it's something like, I can't be bothered to record an episode
or blah, dee, blah, dee, blah, I will apologize.
However, when it's my family, you can all go fuck yourselves.
You'll have to wait.
It's as simple as that.
It's true.
Fuck yourselves.
I apologize.
I weren't even in the country.
There was very little that I could do.
But we're here.
I believe me and Steph touched on it on the...
Because we did the Patreon episode before we went to Ireland,
which we released on the Tuesday.
So we did...
What did we do?
We did an episode.
Because did we do...
I think the Friday before, it was still me and Steph.
I don't think I've done one since...
The last one I've done was prior to the GTA trailer, no?
Well, thankfully, because of the different logos,
I'll be able to see exactly where.
Episode 72.
So you did the last episode with me, which was the 4th of December.
So yeah.
So it's been a while.
We've only missed one week, though.
Yeah, one week.
And what a fucking...
What a week to miss.
Game of the Year Awards, GTA 6 announcement, day before fucking closing down.
We just heard about The Last of Us Online fucking closing down.
So much shit has happened.
And it's like...
God of War DLC.
I haven't seen fucking nothing on that.
I've seen absolutely nothing.
I was expecting my TikTok to blow up.
I have seen some things.
I've seen many things.
Not things, but I've seen a lot of tweets about people's opinions.
What's the opinions?
Fuck.
Good, yeah.
Yeah.
Well, a lot of people are saying, fuck me.
Why did they undersell this?
This is not just the tag on.
This is mental.
This is a lot more story.
A lot of story.
Plus a rogue added into it.
They massively undersold the amount of shit here.
And also, I think one of the creators...
I saw a tweet earlier saying one of the creators has tweeted saying,
you think after the DLC, that's the end of that story.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
So who knows what else is happening?
I'll have to re-download it and...
Yeah, I know.
So many games that I'm playing.
I'm playing like four or five games at the same time at the moment.
Yeah, well, I've started playing Days Gone,
actually fully committing to it this time around.
Let's get some scheduling in.
So let's talk about one subject at the moment.
So this weird scatter gun approach.
All right. All right.
Pick a subject and we'll go with it.
GTA 6.
Mental.
Fucking mental.
See the graphics on that.
Fuck me.
The side by side videos I keep seeing,
because obviously the clips in it are taken from real events.
And like what you said, that old lady with the fucking weapon
standing there going,
good to see you back or some shit like that.
She looks so real.
Oh, she looks so fucking real.
It's crazy.
So crazy.
Genuinely thought it was a real person.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just devastated that it's going to be another fucking year
and probably nearly two years.
I had a bet on with one of one of my pals partners.
And it was like, I said, if it if it releases in 2024,
you got to sign up to our patron.
If it 20 to any and he said he reckons 2025.
So missed out on a fucking little patron on that one.
Fuming.
But I just can't.
It seems so far away.
Because it is.
It's painful.
As I said to you before, and I know you laugh.
I worry about dying before it comes out.
Well, you definitely won't see a fucking GTA 6, GTA 7.
This is true.
Anytime soon.
The fuck you'll be fucking forever before that comes out,
if it comes out at all.
Why don't I do that?
But it's like I said to Steph, I say 2025,
they didn't specify what section.
September.
That's what I'm going.
Oh, that's what you're going with.
I thought you fuck off.
It was in the know somewhere.
I was about to cry because if it's like January 2025,
you've only got a wait a year.
There won't be.
It's going to be September.
I think Red Dead came out in September ish.
And that's what I'm kind of what we did touch on.
It's because I remember the GTA 5 trailer being so more involved
in like such a crazy trailer to watch.
What I got confused with was that you had the official release
trailer and then you had the second trailer with gameplay in it.
And it was that second trailer was the one that got me really hyped up for GTA 5.
And I feel like this will be the same for GTA 6 because I watched that trailer.
I thought this is fucking sick.
I also watched it thinking I remember the GTA 5 one being much better.
But it was the gameplay trailer that I found a lot better.
Well, yeah, I mean, if you got the choice of gameplay or that,
you're always going to choose the gameplay because you still don't know
what the fuck it looks like.
I mean, that's probably that's in game engine.
But obviously, it's not going to look like that animation
why it's moving about, but still going to look crazily amazing.
I think we'll have a gameplay trailer maybe March, April next year,
somewhere along those lines, which isn't crazy far away.
Talking a couple of months.
Yeah, give it give it like two weeks and we'll be saying GTA is out next year.
Yeah, pretty much.
Yeah, it seems worse than it is, but even so.
But exactly what I said would happen.
Not even 24 hours later, you go on YouTube.
Here's 150 things you missed in the GTA 6 trailer.
I was like, where are you pulling that out of your ass from?
One of them videos has got over like a million views.
It's ridiculous.
You just don't like lining shit up that just was never there.
Like you're pulling from such shit for some of this stuff.
I mean, fair play.
Fair play if it's something exciting to talk about, which it obviously is.
But come on, man, 150 different things in that trailer.
That it's only like a minute and a half long.
It's more than one thing a second.
It's just silly.
But it's good, man.
I'm I'm I'm very, very excited for it.
It looks very good.
Good. Next topic.
Bang, go. Game of the Year Awards.
Men's very good.
Still, but hurt the Hogwarts legacy didn't get a fucking sliver of anything
as predicted.
Baldur's Gate three won every single category that it was in.
We knew that was going to happen.
Barring one bar. Yeah, there was one.
I can't remember what it was.
Best storytelling.
Alan Wake, too. Yeah, I need was a big surprise.
And I said the exact same thing to Mark, because I obviously
Alan Wake one was a free game the other month.
Was it never played? I think so.
Yeah. And I tried to play it and I was like, this is boring as fuck.
After further research, I weren't the only person
that thought that Alan Wake one was boring as fuck.
However, Alan Wake, too, seems to be the very fucking good.
So maybe I've got vouchers on Amazon.
Maybe I'll treat myself and I'll get hold of it because I was like,
it can't win that many awards and be shit.
There's no way a lot of people are talking it up on Twitter for a while.
Now they've been saying how good it is.
And I was a bit concerned it was going to come in at the last second.
Rear its ugly head and nick all the awards from BG.
So I'm glad they didn't.
BG's just done. I call it BG now. I'm like that.
Oh, you have to. Oh, BG free. BG free.
We don't need the free. Just BG.
They've done live action. Live action. BG.
Yeah, I see that. Come on. Give it to me.
Yeah, but I also see who the people that are trying to get hold of it.
Who? Netflix.
Netflix. I mean, have you watched Squid Game?
Yeah. The challenge.
Yeah. Literally finished it yesterday.
The reality thing. Yeah. Yeah.
Good, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah.
Finished it yesterday. So it's not all too bad.
Yeah. But you see what they do with the Witcher.
Yeah. All right. Yeah.
Fuck them. They don't fucking know what they're doing.
BG. Well, that universe, that Dungeons and Dragons universe
is very lore heavy, very lore heavy, like Warhammer.
And so was the Witcher.
And we all saw what happened when Netflix got their grubby little money
grabbing, cunty hands on that.
They fucking went away from the law.
So it's like, hmm.
I feel like if you're going to adapt that, you need you need a company
that is not going to cater to every single person and every single subscriber
they have, because I feel like something like Baldur's Gate,
you can't cater to every single person because it's a certain demographic.
From a watchable point of view,
because there's still people out there that see fucking elves
a point in the years and go, that's so nerdy. It's so stupid.
I mean, it is nerdy as fuck. And I love it.
Of course it's nerdy. And that's exactly why someone like Netflix,
I just don't think are going to hit the spot.
Yeah. You think Edgerunners was very fucking good?
I don't like anime and I loved it.
Absolutely loved it. Absolutely loved it.
I don't think Steph's actually seen all of it.
So I think I might because I watched it all without her.
So I might have to rewatch it with her because it's so fucking good.
No, it's so good.
But yeah, Netflix are in talks with that.
I mean, I won't say no to it, but...
You see that person that won Squid Game, I won't talk about it.
I don't want to spoil it for anyone that hasn't watched it.
They still haven't got their money.
Have they not?
They get it on the 5th of January 2024, closing the contract that
and it was finished filmed, finished filming
in February 2023.
So it's been almost like a year.
So they get their money because this person was
had an interview.
Yeah. I read it and it said they said there's a clause in the contract.
It says...
I mean, you're not going to argue with it, are you?
No. Yeah, you're going to be a millionaire.
4.6 million. Yeah.
It says that you get your money
30 days after the final episode is aired.
What I find, what I what I'd love to know is if there's a clause in there
that prevents you from sharing that money out with contestants,
because if it was you and me that were in there and we were the final two,
you'd both look at each other and you go, we just split this fucker.
Yeah.
When I won...
2.3 million is enough.
Whoever wins, I'll just chuck you half the dough or I'll chuck you half of it.
The trouble is with that, is that's a great idea until you win.
And then you're like, fuck you, you knobhead.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
But I tried to because it come up at the end, didn't it,
that you can apply for the next season.
But it's not, it's got...
I tried to apply and I got through the whole process
and then I got to the bit where it said you need to make a minute long video
explaining why you want to, I went, no, I'm out.
I don't want to do that.
The trouble is, it's not, it doesn't matter how good you are or anything.
It's so luck based.
It's all chance. I'm sorry.
I know, I know a lot of the people that listen to this are American.
I'm not going to say anything horrible.
But a lot of the people on that show were American and fuck me, were they cringy?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
That's so difficult about spoiling anything.
But one of the geezers that kept saying, he was like,
it's all about perseverance and I never fall and stuff like that.
And it's like, shut up. It's all about chance.
It's all about chance.
The fucking woman, she's with one of the dice thing.
Which is that I always roll sixes.
It's dice. There's no fucking technique to it.
Don't be ridiculous.
But what did she roll?
Yeah, I know.
I know.
But it's like, I'd also love to know how much the producers play a hand in it,
because obviously you see, we've seen a lot from from TikTok and stuff like that
of people who are actual contestants saying, look, this is the behind the scenes stuff.
It's not as quick as you think.
Oh, yeah, I know that.
People going, you have to wait this amount of time.
This take took this long, blah, blah, blah.
So I would love to see how much of it is purely, here's the game, off you go.
Or here's the game.
Oh, you're doing it wrong.
Stop. Cut.
I need you to do this and you to do that.
You know that last the last challenge where they won the money.
Yeah.
When the person that won went up and done that.
Yeah, it didn't it didn't work.
Yeah, yeah, they went the other.
Yeah, it went like it took like, I think you said, like 30 or 60 minutes.
Independent judicators to come out and make sure it was right.
But it wasn't filmed like that.
Yeah.
The red light green light, the first challenge, there's that woman in there.
I couldn't stop laughing.
For some strange reason, even she mentions it.
Why have I squatted?
And then it gives it some never going to give up.
Keep going. You've got this.
And then after 10 seconds, she goes, I give up.
But she was doing that for like 15 minutes, apparently.
40, 40 minutes.
There's no way she's squatted for 40 minutes.
That's what they were saying.
That's impossible. No one's squatted for 40 minutes.
The first thing that I see was the geezer who was talking about that.
And he was saying in between like eliminations and stuff,
there was about 40 minutes to an hour in between.
And they were in some cold ass fucking area with no jackets or anything.
It was like it was a lot harsher than what the edit makes it seem like.
Because there was a lot of people like diving on the floor and that.
And you're like, yeah, why are you diving?
Well, because you don't realize they're laying there for half an hour.
You don't want to stand up for half hour being still, do you?
You just lay face down, be a lot easier.
But imagine doing that over and over again and just laying face down
for half an hour and not being able to move, that's hard.
Because you're just going to get fidgety and uncomfortable.
You just want to move a little bit.
Yeah, just a tiny bit.
Hard, but yeah, they make it look like what's people are hugging up.
Took about three minutes.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, mate. But yeah, the way they edit it, very clever.
Very good show, though.
That would turn me into a fucking devil, you know, because I'd I'd be just in it
for myself. I'd be so horrendous, especially if you get towards the end.
And people are like trying to like. You have to, though.
You have to. You got to be ruthless with it.
It's hard because you would build bonds with people the way the way the game
structured and say how long you've spent with each other, you don't know.
Because it's hard to tell.
I was sick and tired of listening to everyone's fucking sob stories.
Shut the fuck up. Lick the cookie.
No one cares about your family. Just get on with it.
That person was holding the shape and they kept all going out.
Oh, every cunt had a fucking sob story. Shut the fuck up.
We need to stop talking about some of those spoils from stuff.
Yeah. What else we got? What else happened?
That was a quick game of the year awards. Oh, right.
Really a whole lot.
I'm glad that Hi-Fi Rush won some things.
Oh, yes. See your stars once.
And I was very impressed with that.
Surprised that that one.
So someone doing like a review of it or like a reaction to watching it.
And when it got to like best esports star of the year and like best coach,
he was like, don't care, don't care who the fuck's that.
No one cares. There's a lot of criticism coming
because they just rinse through the awards, didn't they?
Yeah. Was it like it was like three and a half hours worth of of like the whole show
itself and there was was it like half an hour or something?
Oh, the winner of Best Indie is such and such.
The winner of this is such and such.
Where are they? What's going on?
And then even Larian, when they won
and they went up for their acceptance speech for the actual game of the year,
got a clock in front of them, didn't they?
On a screen that says wrap it up now.
Mm hmm.
Yeah, they're talking about one of their coworkers that died.
Yeah. And you're telling them to wrap it up.
Like that's the heartless.
Yeah. You're telling me the fucking game of the year awards
can't afford the fines for running over time.
Of course, you fucking can.
Just like getting that ad money, baby.
That's exactly what it is.
It's just it's just fucking all money shit now.
And it didn't see anything from developers.
Not nearly as much as I wanted.
No, because they just pile it on the celebrities.
They keep wheeling out these celebrities.
And yeah, like the geyser, who's Papa Duck or Falcon or whatever you want to call him.
Captain America, we will be now.
Um, I mean, great.
He's a great person.
I've got a lot of time for that actor.
I can't remember his name. Do you know his name?
Fucking lost. I made my own.
It's not my thing.
You know, you know, Papa Duck is it, isn't you?
Papa Duck. I know who you're on about.
I'm pretty sure he's going to be Captain America.
But yeah, they're wheeling him out.
Yeah, as much time as you like, son.
Fill your boots.
They're no clock for you, mate.
And they make it like these celebrities come out and they're like, yeah, tell them you're a gamer.
I'm a gamer, too.
Oh, I love that game.
It's just I don't care.
I want to see the developers that create the game that I love.
I want to hear them talk.
Yeah, I want to see the actual people behind the game, not the fucking the celebrities have been paid to promote it.
Exactly. We're here to celebrate games, which is what we're all watching for.
And I don't care about the celebrities.
I'm great. Bring them on, but give them less time than the developers that we're celebrating.
No, mental to me.
Yeah, Game of the Year Awards.
Congrats, Larian.
Fully deserved.
Very, very, very, very happy.
What else have we got?
We done GTA?
The day before.
We have the day before.
What a fucking mess.
Did you see what Daisy did?
No, I was so excited for that game.
I'm so happy I didn't buy it.
Oh, my good Jesus.
I'm going to have to get the old Google up to fucking fact check myself
because that that fucking Kong game got a better score from IGN than the day before.
Yeah, they got a one.
Yeah, the first one that they've got in over a decade, some shit like that.
Two out of ten on Steam.
Daisy came out with like the next day, came out with like a new
like bundle or something with
well, they joined up with another survival game called Survive Icarus.
Yeah, heard of that.
And guess what they called it?
The day after survival sale.
The day after.
That's fantastic.
Survival sale and they did that fucking the day before done that big post,
didn't they, where they were listing all the things they'd done over the years.
And apparently the developer,
Fan Fantastic with FNTA
has apparently just changed their name to eight points now instead.
So obviously they they shut down, shut down.
Fantastic shuts down five days after disastrous video game launch.
Gamers worldwide paid $39 for an early access copy of the day before.
The day before was promised to be an open world massive multiplayer online game,
but failed to live up live up to its claim.
And yeah, they they released the game.
It was absolutely dog shit.
They then put out like a press release saying
they pretty much can't afford to run the game because they're in so much debt.
And see you later.
Well, Daisy, this is what the day before posted saying exactly the same as this.
Daisy have done the same and on the day before,
they think they've listed like what happened in each year,
which Daisy have gone on to do release of early access brackets, including melee.
That's what the day before put great in it.
And then at the end, Daisy team with dead game crossed out.
I think the other one had like fake game crossed out.
So they've just literally rinsed them because it's just shocking.
Well, I watched the video yesterday, I have a breakdown on it.
Now, I don't know how much this is true because I just watch YouTube videos and go,
yeah, that's amusing.
Yeah, that's true or not.
And they're saying basically that the whole game is just assets, right?
So they've spent a lot of money like, I don't know, storage cupboard assets,
$200 fucking trash on the floor, $200 car assets, $50, whatever.
So they're just buying assets and just plopping them in places.
So they haven't actually created anything.
All the trailers are trailers from other games, but with their characters on it,
literally frame for frame.
So it really has just been a massive lie.
And a lot of people were calling it a scam and a lot of people were firing back,
going, give it time, it's early access, blah, blah, blah.
And look what's happened.
It is a, but I was one of those people that was very excited for it.
You got a good, you got the division.
But with zombies, what a fucking fantastic concept that could have been great.
And no, it's not so good.
I saw a, um, like a conspiracy type thing.
Cause obviously to throw alongside it, um, the last of us online has obviously been
scrapped, which is very upsetting.
It's distressing.
And I saw someone say, what if there's a conspiracy?
What if, what if there's a theory that naughty dog actually subcontracted out the idea
of the last of us online to fantastic to release the day before to test the waters,
to see how something like that would really go.
And then after seeing, after seeing how bad it is, they pulled the plug.
They never actually gave a specific reason in their article of why they pulled the plug.
Just, uh, it wasn't really going to work.
We didn't want to shift entirely to live service games.
And I'm sitting there thinking, well, how about not make it a live service game and
just make it a multiplayer online add on.
Not everything needs to be like battle pass.
It could have been like factions.
What's wrong with that?
That's not live service.
It's just an online multiplayer game.
What's wrong with that?
But also I feel like in the, in the world of, um, of game developers, naughty dog aren't
naughty dog aren't small.
They're quite, they're quite up there at the top of the triangle.
And I feel like they're also not stupid.
They're in my opinion, one of the, one of the best developers that we have,
the stuff that they turn out is incredible.
So I feel like surely when they decided that, yeah, let's try and make an online game,
surely they must've thought of the, the costs involved and the manpower required
to run a live service game because it's no small feat.
You're talking, you have to constantly update those servers.
You have to have people working on it constantly 24 seven.
You have to have server resets.
There's all sorts of stuff that goes on behind having a live service game.
So why, if you're, if you're a developer like naughty dog,
would you, after four years go, yeah, we didn't realize how much effort this would take.
And we've got a pick between either doing this or doing more single player story driven games.
So why can't you done both?
Talk about waste of resources.
Stop remastering games at two years old.
Well, yeah, that'd be a good start.
Cause they're, they're working on two other games.
They've got two games in the locker.
We don't know what they are, but they're there that they're working on,
which I would imagine they're trying to go for that, that AAA category.
So they haven't been doing nothing.
But like I said, obviously it's very difficult to predict.
You can't four years before have an idea and go, oh, well in four years,
it's going to flop, so let's not bother doing it.
That's not how shit works.
But in a hypothetical, say it did think where naughty dog would be now if they hadn't just
wasted four years of trying to develop a game that was never going to come to fruition.
But I say wasted.
They said in their press ring, they've definitely learned stuff from trying to create that game.
It's not like they've not gained any experience or any insight into try
whilst trying to develop that game.
So they'll definitely take stuff away from it, but that's four years worth of
shit down the drain essentially.
So what could we have had with those four years being plopped into something else?
I loved Lost of Aspections.
It pains me greatly.
And what they were promising sounded so damn fine.
I really liked Aspections as well.
It was slowly breaking me down.
It was very good.
Well, I don't know why they don't bring factions back.
I don't know what they took the servers off.
What?
I'm so sorry.
What online games turn servers off these days?
No one really.
Very rare do you get so you can still play fucking Call of Duty 3 and shit online.
You know what I mean?
Mental.
Why don't they just bring it back?
Bring it get rid of your fucking ten quid Last of Us Part 2,
remaster, upgrade, bullshit, whatever.
If you've already got the game, slap on another fucking ten quid to that price
and give me factions back for last of us part two.
Yep.
One hundred percent.
You're going to get people.
No one's going to complain about that.
No one is going to complain about that.
Fuck me.
And if you haven't bought the last of us part two, throw it in with a bundle.
Boom.
There we go for for for 60 quid.
You can have the last of us part two and the brand new factions game mode.
Why am I?
Why am I the road?
The road like seems cool that they're going to bring into it.
They're going to be wrong.
The stuff that they're doing with this remaster,
adding on the different game modes and stuff like that, they sound pretty cool.
However, that's only going to last you for so long.
Something like factions would have give you a greater longevity
and more of a distraction whilst you're producing these other games
that no one really knows anything about.
Why is no one listening?
Because we're not smart.
We're stupid.
Did you see Hello Games announcement?
No, maybe.
No Man's Sky came.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So they over promised with No Man's Sky, obviously, before it came out.
Yep.
And then it came out and it was shocking.
And obviously, it's great now.
So they've obviously learned from their lesson of not over promising
and just decided to create a whole fucking planet.
Yep.
An actual whole planet in medieval,
what looks like medieval fantasy dragon.
Pardon me, shit.
And that looks fantastic.
And I, for one, can't wait for that to come out.
Although I do believe it's coming out on Steam first.
So console suckers like me will have to wait.
Light No Fire.
And it's good.
Is the game that they are talking about.
You can definitely tell it's made by No Man's Sky.
Dragons take off like spaceships.
Says they've learned.
Light No Fire, reactions praise.
Hello Games after years updating No Man's Sky.
I feel like it's a very smart move from them.
It even looks like sort of like No Man's Sky with the Triumvirate.
Oh, yes, even the picture is.
It's the I feel like you can only go so far with doing the updates
until you have to do something, whether you do new expansions,
some of that, or you try and create another game entirely.
I've got to go for a ship.
This is absolutely ridiculous.
This is how we roll.
We use a regular thing.
Right. Fine.
I'll continue reading, shall I?
Yes.
Thank you.
Empty now.
Good.
Yeah, no.
Yeah.
Right.
Thanks for that sauce.
Game devs and fans are reacting positively to Light No Fire.
The next project from No Man's Sky developer, Hello Games.
Hello Games unveiled Light No Fire brand new open world exploration
game and just their second game since No Man's Sky launched
all the way back in 2016.
Now, people around the industry are reacting.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
It's Hello Games' way of owning up to everything they got wrong
with the launch of their previous game, whilst also acknowledging
the hard work they put into the right to right the wrongs.
I'm trying to rather than just sucking them off throughout this entire article.
But it's very difficult not to because Hello Games have brought themselves
back from the brink and shown their true value from the state of No Man's Sky
because everything in No Man's Sky is free.
It's all free.
All the updates are free.
No one has to pay for any of it.
And you could argue, go, yeah, well, look at the fucking state
that it first released in.
But you're talking eight years almost.
And what they've done to that game is fucking incredible.
It's mental.
As far as survival games go, that is one of the best.
It's fucking mental.
And for free and not only they haven't hidden behind anything,
they haven't shut down, they haven't blamed anyone else.
All they did was blame themselves.
They went, yep, we fucked up.
Please let us fix this.
Exactly what fucking cyber spunk did.
They were all over it.
And I think this is fucking incredible.
And that shit right there, Light No Fire, is right up our fucking street.
Get inside me.
That's exactly what we want.
Multiplayer.
We've gone from spaceships to dragons with axes from lasers.
Multiplayer.
Multiplayer base building.
All over it.
We are all over it.
An entire planet is what they've made.
An entire planet.
I'm going to Liverpool.
Fuck me.
Can't wait.
And I think that because they've learned from their mistakes
and they now know what they're doing
and they are very fucking rambunctious about it.
Great word.
Thank you.
I believe in them.
I believe in you.
I don't think that they're going to undersell it.
I don't think they're going to oversell it.
I think they're going to hit it bang on the fucking mark
and they know what they're doing.
Well, I think people now have expectations
and understanding of what Hello Games is.
Whereas before they were like, oh my god, it's mental.
Which it was and is.
But now they go, OK, I know what Hello Games is capable of.
I know what their vibe is.
I mean, just watching the gameplay trailer, as I said.
It looks fucking sick, doesn't it?
It does.
But taking off on a dragon kind of looks like
how a spaceship takes off in No Man's Sky.
It's got the same sort of animation.
So they've got their own style now.
They've got their own stamp on the industry.
So you can go, oh, yeah, that looks like Hello Games.
Much like, even like you said, the logo of the game.
It looks like Hello Games.
It looks like No Man's Sky.
So yeah, they've got their own stamp.
Hopefully, this is going to be a big, big hitter.
You'll get to play it before me because it's coming out on Steam first.
And I've completely forgot that we were actually playing No Man's Sky
on PC and PlayStation, which is all cross on it.
Also very fucking cool.
So yeah, the world's kind of our oyster in regards to that.
9.7 million views and it only come out seven days ago.
An unexplored Earth.
What?
It's got 9.7 million views.
Yeah, I'm watching the trailer quickly.
Obviously, I've already seen people swimming.
That ain't got 9.7 million views.
Look how vibrant it looks as well.
Show me.
It's what the view count.
There you go.
Fuck.
I didn't know they had that kind of pool.
Sorry.
9.77 million thousand.
So 9,771,000.
And I'm just adding another view onto that.
I'll give him a like as well.
I'm seeing someone flying around on a hummingbird.
There's a bow and arrow.
Oh my God.
There's rabbit men.
He's climbing the fucking dragon.
It is. They do take off like the fucking ships in No Man's Sky.
9.7 million.
It looks so good, doesn't it?
That is insane.
And even the color of the water.
Because it's the same developer.
I don't know why it's so shocking when it all looks like No Man's Sky.
9.7 million.
I know.
Well, look at their other videos.
You're not even close to that.
I know.
He's flying up a mountain.
What's this?
There's a fucking...
I like the rabbit men.
I want to be a rabbit man.
Look at it.
Just look.
There's something floating in the sky.
He's walking around with a torch.
The character animations look fucking awesome.
And also, doesn't the combat look good?
Yep.
He's riding around on a fucking goat.
The worst thing about No Man's Sky is the combat.
Yeah.
Look, he's got a shield.
I'm seeing...
What am I seeing here?
I'm seeing a geezer with a shield and a sword.
I'm seeing a geezer with a two-hander.
This geezer's got two little swords.
He's got a fucking crossbow.
Oh, little rabbit people.
Look at it.
They've turned it medieval but fantasy at the same time.
And this looks fucking incredible.
God.
It's going to be great.
A whole planet.
Imagine...
I wonder if you can dig.
Diggy, diggy hole.
I would imagine that you can.
A little underground caves and shit.
It just looks so good.
Do you know what's cool as well?
I don't know if you know.
But Sean Murray, the creator of Hello Games and No Man's Sky.
Yeah.
Whenever there's going to be a new update on No Man's Sky,
he does that weird little emoji.
Yeah, I see that.
And then he starts retweeting the same post over and over again.
Mm-hmm.
Well, guess what he's doing with this?
Retweeting that post over and over again.
And people are thinking this might be coming really soon.
I.E. within the next month.
I think it is as well.
So if it does, because that's another great marketing scheme.
Shadow dropping games.
By the way, this is out next week.
Well, what?
So when that shit happens.
What got shadow dropped not long ago?
I know.
Well, the last one I can remember was Apex Legends.
They just come out of nowhere and went, bang, there's a Battle Royale.
And it was like, played it sick.
Shadow dropping.
Oh, High Fire Rush was shadow dropped.
Yeah, it was.
No announcement, no nothing.
That's available now.
They just fucking drop that.
There you go.
Have that.
Thank you.
Thanks, Bethesda, for letting us fucking throw this out.
You think how good for marketing that is without doing any marketing.
It's great.
Everyone's like, what the fuck?
It's a brand new game out.
And that's what everyone's talking about.
Because it's out now.
Go get it.
Great.
Fantastic.
Someone said, they didn't say it was an MMO.
They said it was a multiplayer.
This is a big difference.
It could be limited to four players altogether in the same world, or eight, or 10.
Depends on how they made the tech.
Yet I doubt they are making an actual MMO with potentially hundreds of people in the same world.
While Halo Games has done well with the redemption of No Man's Sky,
it is best to curb one's hype.
Of course.
And stay humble with what to expect from their games.
I feel it is a safer way to approach Halo Games.
It's a safer way to approach most things when it comes to gaming now.
Because everything is fucking oversold and overhyped.
And then you just get glum down when it's a bit shit.
So I think game plan.
We go in with the expectation that it's going to be like No Man's Sky.
And then if it's better.
It's a high bar already.
It is quite a high bar.
But it's an attainable bar because it's already been done by the same people.
Yes.
I'm just excited for fucking.
I want to know how high I can get my dragon.
How high up I can fly.
He says right.
That person there says that I could only be limited to four players.
Right.
You mean Jeremy Moan?
Yeah.
But then how many.
He doesn't know, I presume, how many players are available in No Man's Sky.
Because you can see other players.
Yeah.
Obviously a multiplayer.
But you can also see other players just doing their thing.
So obviously it's unlikely.
But you can.
So how many are they allowing in your game world at that time anyway?
So I'm going to reply back to it saying at least seven people according to the trailer.
If you can go to.
Oh here we go.
You can go to the Nexus and there's people running around.
And the No Man's Sky player hub has up to 32 players per channel.
So I can imagine them having at least 32 players per world.
Will be cool if they can get a hundred plus people on a single player world together.
Do you know what we're going to do?
We're going to go fuck some people's houses up.
And then we're going to get ours fucked up.
This will be the Valheim that we stick to.
So exactly.
That's the first game that comes to my head when I thought about it.
They've got an update coming out.
I didn't click on it to see what update it is.
But I'm still part of the Facebook group.
So I see a lot of Valheim stuff.
And it looks very good.
That is a sick game.
It's still thriving, man.
I'm still seeing people that have now got wolf packs that they fucking tamed and shit.
I need a wolf.
You can tame wolves and shit.
You can domesticate them.
I think you I think you one of the like the best ways to do it was you you dug a pit and then
lured a wolf into it and then it can't get out of the pit and you just keep feeding it meat.
And then eventually it comes around and becomes your friend and boom you have a wolf.
How crazy was it that got eaten on Daisy?
It's mental.
Mental.
Someone munched you up.
Time for a new tale of Daisy.
What happened now?
Daisy tale.
It's just a new tale I got yesterday.
I was playing it.
So I've been running about doing my own thing strolling through the streets of chernorus.
I made my way up some mountains through some hills through some valleys.
I ate some food.
Found some binoculars.
Looked at some people.
Stumbled through a town yesterday.
Not yesterday, the day before.
And all I could hear was flyers which is always a dangerous sound.
Means there's a body.
It means there's dead bodies around sure.
Found a dead body in a house.
Didn't have much glow stick and that.
So I called.
Moved along.
If it's 15 minutes is when you start to hear flyers.
Unless you cut them up.
Moved a few houses down.
Could hear a lot of flyers.
There's like three bodies all piled up over each other.
Bit weird.
Didn't really have a great deal.
But I was like this is very suspect why there's three bodies here.
In a very close proximity to each other.
And then I see this geezer at the corner of my eye sneaking around a wall aiming a gun at me.
Fuck.
I've got guns but I've got no bullets.
So I sprinted off behind a wall.
Behind a house.
Now I had two options.
One which I always do.
Is run into the house and hide in the corner.
That's very obvious.
I've got no way of defending myself.
I've got no shotgun.
So quickly and very smartly I decided to not do that.
And went for the much more safer option.
Run.
Fight or fly.
I'm gone.
So I just sprinted up this hill.
And when I felt like I was at a safe enough distance away.
I did a little 180 spin.
And it's the first time I've ever found binoculars by the way.
Got my pen.
I laid down on the hill.
And I looked down.
And I could just see this geezer.
Creeping around the house.
Slowly.
Looking for you.
He had his gun out and he was like getting up looking through the window peeking.
I was like this is great.
He's not going to spot me.
But I've got a purple puffer jacket on.
I'm laying in the grass.
But I mean I'm not really.
Camouflaged.
You can see me.
But nevertheless.
It was amusing.
And I watched him for about 10 minutes.
Running around this town.
Checking all the houses for me.
And I found it so fun.
I felt powerful.
To just watch this guy.
So paranoid that I'm still there.
I'm not mate.
I know exactly what you mean.
It's so humorous to me.
Just being that person on a hill.
And you're just watching people mob around.
And I know that you're there.
A sniper's dream.
I've got a new fun thing.
If I've got a surplus of bullets.
Which don't happen often.
A lot of the time I've only got 40 bullets for this gun.
I'm not going to fire 40 sniper rifle bullets anyway.
You know what I mean.
But if I'm about to log out.
I've got a new thing where I like to shoot a few bullets.
And then log out.
Because whoever's in that town is going to be paranoid as fuck.
That someone's about.
So I just like to mess with people.
I don't want to be a terrorist anyway.
After a while I lost sight of him.
So I carried on.
Carried on my journey.
At this point I didn't know where I was.
Because I was lost.
In the woods. Scared and alone.
And I come across a military camp.
Because I'm playing the original OG map now.
I'm not playing the DLC map.
So this is all new to me.
I don't know any of this map.
And a lot of the assets are completely different.
I found a military encampment.
That's really cool.
But it was surrounded by gas.
And I was like well.
I can't go in the gas. I haven't got any MBC gear.
Gas masks. What not.
So I'll log out.
But because I've got shit memory.
I logged out facing the fucking thing.
So when I logged in yesterday.
I was like oh yeah. The gas is cleared.
I'm going to go check that gaff.
Ran down there. Had a little mooch about.
Then my stomach started rumbling.
I've got no food.
So I thought well.
I've got to abandon all the military loot.
And just get food. Otherwise this is all for nothing.
So I thought I'll sprint back to the town that I was in previously.
And loot that.
Now you've played DayZ.
Good luck trying to find your way back anywhere.
Fucking impossible.
So I just sprinted in a direction that I thought was the direction.
It wasn't the direction.
I got more and more lost.
Until I ended up seeing a place that I did recognise.
Which is very near one of the spawn towns.
Along the coast.
When you see the sea in Chernarus.
You know you're at the edge of the map.
Which is where you start.
So I was running down the road.
Frantically checking all these houses.
For any tuna or anything.
Anything I could find.
And then I was just running along beside this lake.
And I just happened to look across the lake.
And I see a man punching a chicken.
And I thought.
That man there.
Is the answer to all my problems.
Okay.
So I found the bridge.
I just see a man punching a chicken.
It was as amusing as it sounds.
I've never seen it either.
So I ran over the bridge.
And I cautiously approached this gentleman.
Who was in nothing but the spawn gear.
Fucking shit.
Three quarter lengths and a T-shirt.
And I was like.
Fucking shit. Three quarter lengths and a T-shirt.
And I said hello there.
Like Obi-Wan Kenobi.
He ignored me.
I sped up.
With my rifle in my hands.
This time.
Meaning business.
I said hello there.
He turned around. He went hello.
I said.
I see you punching a chicken.
Would you mind.
Would you mind sharing some of that chicken.
Because I'm going to die.
I'll give you some stuff for it.
He said yes sure.
And then the words come out his mouth.
I'm new to this game.
I've only played it one day.
Are you now?
Brand new are you?
Are you now?
Very interesting.
You can't say that.
Or was he lying?
He wasn't lying.
Brand new here.
Oh dear.
Give me your grapes.
I said well let's cook this chicken up then shall we?
He said absolutely.
So I went well you wait here.
So I fucked off into the woods.
Got the sticks. Got the bark.
Created a fireplace.
By the river. It was romantic.
Cut down a few trees. Got some logs.
Created something to create the fire.
I cut the chicken up.
Which he had no way of doing.
He had no sharp objects.
I cut the chicken up.
I cut the stick up.
I put the meat on the end of the stick.
And I cooked the fire.
Four chicken breasts.
I had three. He had one.
I done all the work right?
Yep.
And I said to this guy.
How new are you?
He said well I've only played it a day.
I said what do you know? He said nothing.
I said this is very interesting.
He said thank you.
So I helped him out.
I said see them bones on the floor.
I said you combine two of them. You'll create yourself a little bone knife.
Not very durable.
But works nevertheless.
He said thank you. He's very polite.
He kept saying thank you which I appreciated.
So yeah I taught him how to create a knife.
And he did that.
And I said to him.
You don't need to carry.
I gave him a torch actually.
I said what have you got in your inventory?
I said I'm going to give him a torch.
I said just in case you get caught out in the dark.
Here's a torch for you. I've got a head torch.
So you do you.
So I gave him the torch and I said to him put that torch away.
You don't need to carry that around.
You're just walking around with a torch.
He said it's a really buggy game.
I can't put it in my inventory.
I said is your inventory full?
He said yeah.
I said well that's why you can't put it away.
Normally there's a reason for what you think is a bug in DayZ.
Don't get me wrong. There's bugs.
If something should happen and it's not happening.
There's normally a reason for it.
Nevertheless. This was late as well.
This must have been like. Because I only put it on for 10 minutes.
I thought well I don't want to turn it on tomorrow
and be starving hungry. So I'm going to find food
before I turn it off.
Then I found this guy.
So it was about half ten at this point.
And I said to this fella. I said look I've got to go to bed.
I don't like the thought of leaving you here with nothing.
You've got no food.
Because I've ate most of it.
I've got no food because it's in my belly.
It's in my belly.
And yeah.
Let's find you some gear before I go to bed.
He was absolutely fantastic. Thank you.
So we ran up.
I said follow me. We ran back over the bridge.
I said there's a town down here I know.
So we'll find you some stuff.
And we'll go from there.
So we ran into a few houses.
I found him some clothes.
I was just trying to teach him stuff man.
I was teaching him how to cut rags up.
Telling him that if you cut food up without washing your hands
you're going to get salmonella.
I found that out the hard way.
The worst thing about it is it can't give me a fucking cold.
When I met up with him he was sneezing all over the place.
He made you ill.
Yeah and then I started sneezing and coughing.
Great.
He's lucky because there was a moment where I wanted to gag him.
But I didn't have the right material.
I was like oh my god.
I'm going to go to bed.
But I didn't have the right materials.
That's just mental.
Why?
Just for banks. Just to show him that you could.
And then I was going to tie him up.
But once again I didn't have the materials.
Because you can make rope out of guts.
But the chicken don't drop guts.
I don't think.
So I couldn't create any rope.
You can make rope out of guts.
Yeah it's cool.
So yeah I'm just getting him geared.
I found a hunter jacket.
It's a good one.
I'm going to give him some of the best items on the game.
Because his weren't camo.
He was bright white ironically.
But best insulation.
So I gave that to him.
I said you have that mate.
It's better than what I've got on.
I taught him where the hospitals were.
Where the medicine places are.
Where the hunter things are.
I was just teaching him all the important stuff really.
How to survive early on.
Because it's a hard game.
You're not going to understand anything.
And you're sprinting everywhere.
I said don't sprint everywhere.
Because that's where your food is going down so fast.
We found another chicken.
Quickly cooked it up while it was raining.
He had one.
I had three.
Does he not know that you can get...
I don't know if he knows.
But nevertheless he didn't question it.
He ate them two bits of chicken and I had them six bits.
So I'm full at this point.
I'm sluggish.
Because I'm just rubbing my belly.
You don't have too much food here.
This is rumbling. Mine's bloating.
I got him some water.
I got some water out of the pond.
Purified it for him so he didn't get sick.
Drunk.
Poured the water in his mouth like a good guy.
And then I found a jerry can.
And I thought I could feed him diesel.
And this is the problem with Daisy.
Because I'm not a big fan of diesel.
I'm not a big fan of diesel.
I'm a big fan of Daisy.
Because...
I could feed him some diesel.
This is the problem.
Because as I was walking down the road to him, I said to him specifically
Do not trust anyone in Daisy.
Even me.
What's crazy is literally while you're
talking about feeding...
watering him with
purified water.
I instantly thought that...
Remember that one of the first times I played Daisy
someone gave me a bottle of water.
And I fucking drunk it and died.
Because I drank a bottle of petrol.
I was like, what have you done to me?
So yeah, great.
Carry on. So yeah, I said to him, look,
don't trust anyone in Daisy. I've just been
eaten in a couple of my last lives.
Someone ate me. They tied me up and ate me.
So don't trust anyone.
Even me. I said, I will
not kill you. But still don't
trust me. Because...
And as I've said to the lads
at work, there was so
many times
when he was in his menus
and I aimed my gun at his head.
And I thought
should I?
I know you've got nothing on you.
But it will be so
funny to me.
Brand new
player. And what stopped
me was the fact
that he's new to Daisy.
And I don't want him to be like, fuck this game.
I want him to enjoy it. I want him to appreciate
and understand it. So I didn't do that.
But there was at least three occasions
where he doesn't know
that I aimed my gun
at his head.
I didn't pull the trigger.
Nevertheless, we moved on.
We approached Electro, which is
one of the biggest
spawning towns that you can go.
It's huge. I said to him on the way
and I said, look, be careful here.
Because there's always going to be
a lot of people here
and they will kill on sight.
And what a lot of people do is
when they start a new character, they'll spawn
in a low pop server.
So there's like two or three people in here.
They'll go around to all the places like freely.
No worries because they know they won't bump into
anyone. And they're going to get all the best loot.
Then they'll switch servers and they'll run
all the way back to the
spawning points and they'll just kill new players over
and over again. Because it gives them satisfaction
that they're better than people that can't fight
back because they're losers.
So be careful around here.
I thought he took that advice on.
Turns out he didn't.
So we've
gone in.
We started looting, found some more equipment for him.
Thought I'm getting him a bit geared up now.
He's getting some stuff. Not geared, but his
survivability is going up.
He's been
bleeding a few times.
We've bandaged him up. He's got the hang of that.
Then I
walked into a building.
And I found a pistol on the floor.
I already had guns. I had rifles and stuff.
I gave him a rifle as well because I'm a nice guy.
No bullets.
I found a pistol and I looked at my
inventory and I was like, I have a magazine for this.
And I also have bullets for the
magazine for the pistol. I said to him,
have you ever had a gun in DayZ other than
the rifle I give you? He said, yeah, I've had guns, but I've
never had bullets.
I said, okay, here's a pistol.
I dropped the pistol on the floor.
I dropped the magazine on the floor.
And I dropped the bullets on the floor. I said,
make that work.
Put that in.
So I walked him through manually loading
the bullets into the magazine and then manually
loading the magazine into the gun.
So he's got an idea.
Because as a new player,
you would just be like, why is this not
shooting? Where is the guns? You know, it's confusing.
So I taught him that.
He had like seven or eight
bullets in this pistol.
And I said, there you go.
Now you can defend yourself. Cool.
Next.
He just started popping off at zombies.
Bang, bang, bang, bang,
bang, bang.
I was like, did you not
listen to a word I fucking said?
All of a sudden, these hordes
of zombies have surrounded us.
I'm up on a car. I'm trying to slash these
zombies away. He's fucking just
shooting this gun at a zombie.
It's going tt, tt, tt. You got no bullets, Giz.
You've got to start whacking them up.
He started punching them. He's bleeding.
I'm bleeding. It's just fucking
mental chaos.
We've managed to get through that.
And I was like, I thought you were going to use that
to defend yourself, not shoot zombies.
And he just went, ha ha ha.
This Giz has lost it.
He's
bloodthirsty.
He said, look, I think I'm going to die.
My health's red.
My water's yellow.
And my food's red. I thought, I know why
your food's red.
Ha ha ha.
They said,
I said, right, let's fix you up.
But he's fucked to this point. He can barely walk.
He's limping so slowly.
It's painful. So obviously, as you know,
it's proximity chat. So I can't get too far away from him
before he can't hear me.
So I'm like, follow me, follow me. I'll find a well
where we can get a drink and sort the food
situation out. Because I've picked up
loads of food.
I'm just not giving it to him. Well, you've got some.
I found loads on the way.
I've got into houses and I've been like,
oh, crackers.
I've got a can of beans.
I've got a can opener as well.
I'm like, I'm picking
it up and looking around it. Did he see that?
I don't think he did. Evil.
Well, because I think I'm probably going to play with this guy for an hour
and then I'll never see him again. I need this food for my
survivability. I was literally going to say, I love that the
whole point was that you was going to stay on for 10 minutes
just so you can get some fucking food and then come off.
Yeah, but you can't pass
up this opportunity. I thought I
could be a good guy and teach this guy how to play the game.
More of the basics at least. And I
think I did. But after he's
after he's fucking manic
shooting
in Electro. Did he actually kill
anything with that? Yeah, I think you're one zombie.
They just all come
fucking flying around the corners,
man. You don't do that.
Nevertheless,
I said, look, follow me. We'll go
and get a well. Get you a drink
and that and hopefully find some food.
Preferably
that's not in my inventory.
So, yeah,
I can't get too far away from him. So I'm having
like completely slow down constantly
because I look around and he's miles behind just
limping away. When he's
like far away, he's talking but I can't
hear him. And then it gets closer. He gets
more louder as he gets closer. So I have
to keep stopping for him.
And yeah, he caught up
with me and I was like, look, I think the well is in the middle of
his tongue. And just as I said
that, I see a geese, a crouch
sprinting behind the car towards him.
And I went, no, no, don't. He shot
him. And I was like, bro,
he was new to the
guy. He shot me.
Both dead.
Why are we both dead? Because he thought
it'd be a good idea to start shooting
fucking zombies. But one
thing I did before he died was plug what's the button.
So if you're listening,
right.
If you're listening, I'm sorry.
I had food. But you didn't die
because of me. You died
because you was firing up shots in a lecture.
You died because of yourself. You need
to listen. But I feel like you've learned some
valuable lessons. I hope you continue to play the game.
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After all that shit, after you just said I
had all that food and just wouldn't give it to you.
But he didn't. If he was going to die, I
kept asking him what his meters are.
If he was literally going to die because he was hungry, I'd give him
food. Only a little bit.
And I would have fed it to him so he didn't eat it all.
Only a tin full.
I'd give him just enough. You know, like
some sick fuck, they'll give you just enough to survive.
I'd keep him teetering on the edge.
Just so he knows who's boss.
Who's in charge. Because I said to him, when I give him that gun,
I said, don't you fucking shoot me.
Don't shoot me. Because I've got a shotgun.
And I've got a rifle. And I've got an axe.
And a knife. All sorts of stuff.
The things I could do to you.
I would have shot you. 100%
if that was me and you've given me a gun.
And I'm new. Not even if I'm new.
Now, if I'm fucking veteran,
I'm shooting you.
Because it's hilarious. It is hilarious.
I wouldn't be able to. And there was a little bit of me
that thought, go on, do it.
Go on, let's have a fight here.
No, don't have a fight. Just shoot me when I'm not looking.
Yeah, go on. If he'd just come up behind me
and it came up going, bang, you're dead.
I would have been like, fair play.
He's going to get on fine. Fair play, yeah.
And I would have respected the shit out of it.
Or if he had pointed a gun to your head and just said,
don't trust anyone.
And then pulled the trigger.
That would have been the ultimate.
That would have been the best.
Don't trust anyone. Not even me. Bang.
Yeah, don't trust anyone.
That would have been the ultimate winner.
That would have been so fucking cold.
That's like graphic novel kind of shit, isn't it?
What he could have done in reality,
he could have just aimed that gun at me,
at my head and just gone, drop your shit.
Yeah, give me a restock.
And at that point, I've just got a cowboy hat on.
I've got no head protection. If he shoots me once and then I'm dead.
Yeah, but can't you just quickly sprint around him,
start smashing him up?
All depends on reaction time, doesn't it?
No, not in this game, bro.
For me to even draw a weapon,
he would have shot me three times before I could draw the gun.
Providing he could shoot,
because the way he shot them zombies when I dealt,
it was erratic, but if he just pointed a gun at me,
it's kind of like, can I move before he shoots?
Because if I go to move and he shoots, I'm dead.
So you kind of are just like at their mercy then.
And that's why people do.
And you can use your buttons to put your hands in the air.
And you drop your stuff and fucking they tie you up and eat you.
Or do whatever it is they want to do.
Put a bag over your head so you can't see.
Put a fucking bit of tissue in your mouth so you can't talk.
Cucumber on your arse.
People put tissue in their mouth.
They eat humans, get the brain disease where they can't stop laughing.
Like the character laughs.
And then they put fucking tissue in their mouth so people can't hear them laughing.
It's mental.
That's so crazy.
People take their shoes off to sneak around and stuff.
Yeah, I remember seeing stuff like that,
where you take your shoes off to make yourself more quiet.
Yeah, that guy, I respect you.
I messaged him after and said, you know, the geezer killed us.
You know, lol.
He was like, catch you around sometime.
And I was like, yeah, hopefully I see you.
And I know his name because I added him as a friend.
So if I see him again, hopefully I'll see him again.
And I'll check the lobby when I go in to see if he's in the lobby.
And I really hope I come across him because I'd like to help him out a bit more.
Because it was good fun.
I didn't know that you could go into an unpopulated server,
get a load of shit and then just go into another server.
I thought whatever server you was in, you was locked in on that server.
No, you can take all your stuff into the other server.
But all that will happen is it will randomly put you somewhere.
It won't put you where you was.
Because I never really understood the whole server, how it actually worked.
I never really, never really got it.
I didn't know what would happen if you'd logged out or I just didn't get that.
Because don't get it twisted, if you've never played DayZ before,
this game doesn't tell you anything.
I thought from software games don't tell you anything.
But DayZ tells you nothing, literally nothing.
You log on. You want to be a geezer or a woman.
Right. I'll be a geezer. Sweet.
Here's a character that we've made for you.
Hit play, pick your server, in you go.
You wake up and then you've got a fucking grape in your pocket and a glow stick.
See you later.
There is a tutorial thing you can play if you want, but it's worth load of shit.
I'm not being funny.
Honestly, I learn stuff every day on that game.
Every day I watch a YouTube video and every day I'm like, I didn't know you could do that.
I'm learning stuff just fucking listening to you because there's so much stuff that I didn't...
I remember when I first picked up a gun and I found a magazine and I found bullets,
I didn't have a fucking clue what I was doing.
I had no idea because you just don't think...
When I say it's a survival game, think like you're trying to survive.
And it is exactly like that.
Daisy is more realistic than real life. That's what people say.
If by some gift you manage...
So you've got a gun and for some reason you manage to accidentally put the magazine in,
you'll think, okay, the bullets are in there.
The bullets are in my inventory, so it will fire them.
No, the bullets need to be in the magazine, dickhead.
And then load it into the gun.
And then guess what? You can also load an extra bullet into the chamber if you want.
You know what I mean? The game is the game and that's the game I'm playing.
And that's the end of the Daisy Tale this week.
That's the end of the episode.
Tune in next week for more.
Next week, Christmas episode, I guess.
Oh shit, yeah. I'll have to get Steph to do a Christmas logo.
Yeah, and we'll wear a Christmas hat that you won't see.
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
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