1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,360 The floor is yours. 2 00:00:01,360 --> 00:00:03,000 The floor is yours. 3 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:04,040 Yours, mine. 4 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:05,160 Yours. 5 00:00:05,160 --> 00:00:05,960 Hello. 6 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:09,120 We're back from hiatus. 7 00:00:09,120 --> 00:00:10,200 We're here. 8 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:11,560 We'll return. 9 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:13,880 Was it 10 days? 10 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:14,320 I don't know. 11 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:15,120 It's been a while. 12 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:18,440 It was, I think, a... 13 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:19,400 Well, it might be a bit longer. 14 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:20,240 I don't know. 15 00:00:20,240 --> 00:00:22,200 Basically, me and Steph have been in Ireland. 16 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:24,880 Some shit happened, which meant we couldn't fucking post anything, 17 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:27,080 blah, dee, blah, dee, blah. 18 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:30,920 But the silver lining to it means that there's a shitload of stuff 19 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:35,480 that has happened in between our last episode and this episode. 20 00:00:35,480 --> 00:00:39,040 And that, ladies and gentlemen, is Reece's apology for not... 21 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:39,960 As post. 22 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:41,600 I want to apologize to no one. 23 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:42,960 That's his way of saying sorry. 24 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:49,200 Look, if it's something like, I can't be bothered to record an episode 25 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:52,200 or blah, dee, blah, dee, blah, I will apologize. 26 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:55,880 However, when it's my family, you can all go fuck yourselves. 27 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:56,920 You'll have to wait. 28 00:00:56,920 --> 00:00:58,840 It's as simple as that. 29 00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:00,280 It's true. 30 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:01,000 Fuck yourselves. 31 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:01,880 I apologize. 32 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:03,440 I weren't even in the country. 33 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:05,640 There was very little that I could do. 34 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:07,000 But we're here. 35 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:10,640 I believe me and Steph touched on it on the... 36 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:14,800 Because we did the Patreon episode before we went to Ireland, 37 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:16,680 which we released on the Tuesday. 38 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:18,240 So we did... 39 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:18,680 What did we do? 40 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:20,520 We did an episode. 41 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:21,920 Because did we do... 42 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:24,520 I think the Friday before, it was still me and Steph. 43 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:26,080 I don't think I've done one since... 44 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:30,000 The last one I've done was prior to the GTA trailer, no? 45 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:33,000 Well, thankfully, because of the different logos, 46 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:37,520 I'll be able to see exactly where. 47 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:38,520 Episode 72. 48 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:43,240 So you did the last episode with me, which was the 4th of December. 49 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:44,360 So yeah. 50 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:45,120 So it's been a while. 51 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:46,280 We've only missed one week, though. 52 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:47,200 Yeah, one week. 53 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:49,000 And what a fucking... 54 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,320 What a week to miss. 55 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:55,360 Game of the Year Awards, GTA 6 announcement, day before fucking closing down. 56 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:58,640 We just heard about The Last of Us Online fucking closing down. 57 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:00,320 So much shit has happened. 58 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:01,720 And it's like... 59 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:02,840 God of War DLC. 60 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:03,840 God of War DLC. 61 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:06,520 I haven't seen fucking nothing on that. 62 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:07,560 I've seen absolutely nothing. 63 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:09,720 I was expecting my TikTok to blow up. 64 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:11,120 I have seen some things. 65 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:13,640 I've seen many things. 66 00:02:13,640 --> 00:02:16,960 Not things, but I've seen a lot of tweets about people's opinions. 67 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:17,920 What's the opinions? 68 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:19,200 Fuck. 69 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:19,800 Good, yeah. 70 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:20,280 Yeah. 71 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:24,080 Well, a lot of people are saying, fuck me. 72 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:25,680 Why did they undersell this? 73 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:27,640 This is not just the tag on. 74 00:02:27,640 --> 00:02:28,800 This is mental. 75 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:30,440 This is a lot more story. 76 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:31,640 A lot of story. 77 00:02:31,640 --> 00:02:34,120 Plus a rogue added into it. 78 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:37,480 They massively undersold the amount of shit here. 79 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:40,720 And also, I think one of the creators... 80 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:43,800 I saw a tweet earlier saying one of the creators has tweeted saying, 81 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:46,440 you think after the DLC, that's the end of that story. 82 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:48,160 Ha ha ha ha ha. 83 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:49,240 So who knows what else is happening? 84 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:51,000 I'll have to re-download it and... 85 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,000 Yeah, I know. 86 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,120 So many games that I'm playing. 87 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:55,800 I'm playing like four or five games at the same time at the moment. 88 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:58,600 Yeah, well, I've started playing Days Gone, 89 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:00,680 actually fully committing to it this time around. 90 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,840 Let's get some scheduling in. 91 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:04,600 So let's talk about one subject at the moment. 92 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:06,720 So this weird scatter gun approach. 93 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:07,960 All right. All right. 94 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:09,400 Pick a subject and we'll go with it. 95 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:10,320 GTA 6. 96 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:11,360 Mental. 97 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:11,720 Mental. 98 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:12,400 Fucking mental. 99 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:13,600 See the graphics on that. 100 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:14,720 Fuck me. 101 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:16,640 The side by side videos I keep seeing, 102 00:03:16,640 --> 00:03:19,480 because obviously the clips in it are taken from real events. 103 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:22,520 And like what you said, that old lady with the fucking weapon 104 00:03:22,520 --> 00:03:24,880 standing there going, 105 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:28,160 good to see you back or some shit like that. 106 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:29,800 She looks so real. 107 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:31,840 Oh, she looks so fucking real. 108 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:32,840 It's crazy. 109 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:33,680 So crazy. 110 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:35,080 Genuinely thought it was a real person. 111 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:37,280 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 112 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:40,080 Just devastated that it's going to be another fucking year 113 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:42,120 and probably nearly two years. 114 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:47,760 I had a bet on with one of one of my pals partners. 115 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:52,160 And it was like, I said, if it if it releases in 2024, 116 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:54,440 you got to sign up to our patron. 117 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:58,120 If it 20 to any and he said he reckons 2025. 118 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:01,480 So missed out on a fucking little patron on that one. 119 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:02,080 Fuming. 120 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:04,240 But I just can't. 121 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:05,560 It seems so far away. 122 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:06,720 Because it is. 123 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:07,520 It's painful. 124 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:09,560 As I said to you before, and I know you laugh. 125 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:11,880 I worry about dying before it comes out. 126 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:16,560 Well, you definitely won't see a fucking GTA 6, GTA 7. 127 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:17,040 This is true. 128 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:17,880 Anytime soon. 129 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:20,400 The fuck you'll be fucking forever before that comes out, 130 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:22,000 if it comes out at all. 131 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,240 Why don't I do that? 132 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:27,480 But it's like I said to Steph, I say 2025, 133 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:30,520 they didn't specify what section. 134 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:32,000 September. 135 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,040 That's what I'm going. 136 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:33,920 Oh, that's what you're going with. 137 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:34,760 I thought you fuck off. 138 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:35,600 It was in the know somewhere. 139 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:40,520 I was about to cry because if it's like January 2025, 140 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:42,080 you've only got a wait a year. 141 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:43,080 There won't be. 142 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:44,760 It's going to be September. 143 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:48,920 I think Red Dead came out in September ish. 144 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:51,920 And that's what I'm kind of what we did touch on. 145 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:58,800 It's because I remember the GTA 5 trailer being so more involved 146 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:02,120 in like such a crazy trailer to watch. 147 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:06,120 What I got confused with was that you had the official release 148 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:10,120 trailer and then you had the second trailer with gameplay in it. 149 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:14,120 And it was that second trailer was the one that got me really hyped up for GTA 5. 150 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:17,840 And I feel like this will be the same for GTA 6 because I watched that trailer. 151 00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:19,440 I thought this is fucking sick. 152 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:23,880 I also watched it thinking I remember the GTA 5 one being much better. 153 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:26,120 But it was the gameplay trailer that I found a lot better. 154 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:28,760 Well, yeah, I mean, if you got the choice of gameplay or that, 155 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:31,120 you're always going to choose the gameplay because you still don't know 156 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:32,640 what the fuck it looks like. 157 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:34,400 I mean, that's probably that's in game engine. 158 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:36,640 But obviously, it's not going to look like that animation 159 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:41,880 why it's moving about, but still going to look crazily amazing. 160 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:49,120 I think we'll have a gameplay trailer maybe March, April next year, 161 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:52,040 somewhere along those lines, which isn't crazy far away. 162 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:53,280 Talking a couple of months. 163 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:57,280 Yeah, give it give it like two weeks and we'll be saying GTA is out next year. 164 00:05:57,280 --> 00:05:58,560 Yeah, pretty much. 165 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:02,480 Yeah, it seems worse than it is, but even so. 166 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:05,000 But exactly what I said would happen. 167 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,520 Not even 24 hours later, you go on YouTube. 168 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:10,920 Here's 150 things you missed in the GTA 6 trailer. 169 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:13,640 I was like, where are you pulling that out of your ass from? 170 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:16,280 One of them videos has got over like a million views. 171 00:06:16,280 --> 00:06:17,280 It's ridiculous. 172 00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:22,440 You just don't like lining shit up that just was never there. 173 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:26,040 Like you're pulling from such shit for some of this stuff. 174 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:27,280 I mean, fair play. 175 00:06:27,280 --> 00:06:29,920 Fair play if it's something exciting to talk about, which it obviously is. 176 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:33,360 But come on, man, 150 different things in that trailer. 177 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:35,880 That it's only like a minute and a half long. 178 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:39,280 It's more than one thing a second. 179 00:06:39,280 --> 00:06:40,880 It's just silly. 180 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:42,960 But it's good, man. 181 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:46,040 I'm I'm I'm very, very excited for it. 182 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:48,440 It looks very good. 183 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:49,800 Good. Next topic. 184 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:52,360 Bang, go. Game of the Year Awards. 185 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:54,680 Men's very good. 186 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:57,800 Still, but hurt the Hogwarts legacy didn't get a fucking sliver of anything 187 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,000 as predicted. 188 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,760 Baldur's Gate three won every single category that it was in. 189 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:03,000 We knew that was going to happen. 190 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,000 Barring one bar. Yeah, there was one. 191 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,040 I can't remember what it was. 192 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:07,320 Best storytelling. 193 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:10,480 Alan Wake, too. Yeah, I need was a big surprise. 194 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:14,480 And I said the exact same thing to Mark, because I obviously 195 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:18,280 Alan Wake one was a free game the other month. 196 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:19,600 Was it never played? I think so. 197 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:22,240 Yeah. And I tried to play it and I was like, this is boring as fuck. 198 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:25,840 After further research, I weren't the only person 199 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:27,680 that thought that Alan Wake one was boring as fuck. 200 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:32,480 However, Alan Wake, too, seems to be the very fucking good. 201 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:37,360 So maybe I've got vouchers on Amazon. 202 00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:40,560 Maybe I'll treat myself and I'll get hold of it because I was like, 203 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:42,560 it can't win that many awards and be shit. 204 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:46,000 There's no way a lot of people are talking it up on Twitter for a while. 205 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,520 Now they've been saying how good it is. 206 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:51,560 And I was a bit concerned it was going to come in at the last second. 207 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:53,920 Rear its ugly head and nick all the awards from BG. 208 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:55,520 So I'm glad they didn't. 209 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:57,840 BG's just done. I call it BG now. I'm like that. 210 00:07:57,840 --> 00:08:01,280 Oh, you have to. Oh, BG free. BG free. 211 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:03,040 We don't need the free. Just BG. 212 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:06,000 They've done live action. Live action. BG. 213 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,320 Yeah, I see that. Come on. Give it to me. 214 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:10,880 Yeah, but I also see who the people that are trying to get hold of it. 215 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:11,880 Who? Netflix. 216 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:15,520 Netflix. I mean, have you watched Squid Game? 217 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:16,680 Yeah. The challenge. 218 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:18,360 Yeah. Literally finished it yesterday. 219 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:19,440 The reality thing. Yeah. Yeah. 220 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:20,280 Good, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. 221 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:22,520 Finished it yesterday. So it's not all too bad. 222 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:24,760 Yeah. But you see what they do with the Witcher. 223 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:26,920 Yeah. All right. Yeah. 224 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:29,240 Fuck them. They don't fucking know what they're doing. 225 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:34,320 BG. Well, that universe, that Dungeons and Dragons universe 226 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:38,600 is very lore heavy, very lore heavy, like Warhammer. 227 00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:40,800 And so was the Witcher. 228 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:43,840 And we all saw what happened when Netflix got their grubby little money 229 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:45,480 grabbing, cunty hands on that. 230 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:48,280 They fucking went away from the law. 231 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:50,760 So it's like, hmm. 232 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:55,320 I feel like if you're going to adapt that, you need you need a company 233 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:59,760 that is not going to cater to every single person and every single subscriber 234 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:03,120 they have, because I feel like something like Baldur's Gate, 235 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:09,000 you can't cater to every single person because it's a certain demographic. 236 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,240 From a watchable point of view, 237 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:13,560 because there's still people out there that see fucking elves 238 00:09:13,560 --> 00:09:15,880 a point in the years and go, that's so nerdy. It's so stupid. 239 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:17,600 I mean, it is nerdy as fuck. And I love it. 240 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:20,280 Of course it's nerdy. And that's exactly why someone like Netflix, 241 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:22,080 I just don't think are going to hit the spot. 242 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:25,320 Yeah. You think Edgerunners was very fucking good? 243 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:27,520 I don't like anime and I loved it. 244 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:29,600 Absolutely loved it. Absolutely loved it. 245 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:31,320 I don't think Steph's actually seen all of it. 246 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:33,200 So I think I might because I watched it all without her. 247 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:36,000 So I might have to rewatch it with her because it's so fucking good. 248 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,000 No, it's so good. 249 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:40,120 But yeah, Netflix are in talks with that. 250 00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:42,440 I mean, I won't say no to it, but... 251 00:09:43,560 --> 00:09:46,600 You see that person that won Squid Game, I won't talk about it. 252 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:48,520 I don't want to spoil it for anyone that hasn't watched it. 253 00:09:48,920 --> 00:09:50,520 They still haven't got their money. 254 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:51,400 Have they not? 255 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:55,000 They get it on the 5th of January 2024, closing the contract that 256 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:58,360 and it was finished filmed, finished filming 257 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:03,400 in February 2023. 258 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:05,840 So it's been almost like a year. 259 00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:09,560 So they get their money because this person was 260 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:11,280 had an interview. 261 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:14,880 Yeah. I read it and it said they said there's a clause in the contract. 262 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:15,560 It says... 263 00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:17,200 I mean, you're not going to argue with it, are you? 264 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:18,760 No. Yeah, you're going to be a millionaire. 265 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:21,080 4.6 million. Yeah. 266 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:23,320 It says that you get your money 267 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:25,600 30 days after the final episode is aired. 268 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:30,680 What I find, what I what I'd love to know is if there's a clause in there 269 00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:33,680 that prevents you from sharing that money out with contestants, 270 00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:36,720 because if it was you and me that were in there and we were the final two, 271 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:40,320 you'd both look at each other and you go, we just split this fucker. 272 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:40,880 Yeah. 273 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:42,040 When I won... 274 00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:43,360 2.3 million is enough. 275 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:47,520 Whoever wins, I'll just chuck you half the dough or I'll chuck you half of it. 276 00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:50,800 The trouble is with that, is that's a great idea until you win. 277 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:54,080 And then you're like, fuck you, you knobhead. 278 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:55,880 Do you know what I mean? 279 00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:56,400 Yeah. 280 00:10:57,320 --> 00:11:00,040 But I tried to because it come up at the end, didn't it, 281 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:02,760 that you can apply for the next season. 282 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:04,200 But it's not, it's got... 283 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:06,600 I tried to apply and I got through the whole process 284 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:09,360 and then I got to the bit where it said you need to make a minute long video 285 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:11,360 explaining why you want to, I went, no, I'm out. 286 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:12,960 I don't want to do that. 287 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:16,760 The trouble is, it's not, it doesn't matter how good you are or anything. 288 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:18,000 It's so luck based. 289 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,800 It's all chance. I'm sorry. 290 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:23,480 I know, I know a lot of the people that listen to this are American. 291 00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:25,280 I'm not going to say anything horrible. 292 00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:31,160 But a lot of the people on that show were American and fuck me, were they cringy? 293 00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:31,840 Oh, yeah. 294 00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:34,600 Oh, my God. 295 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:38,720 That's so difficult about spoiling anything. 296 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:42,400 But one of the geezers that kept saying, he was like, 297 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:46,240 it's all about perseverance and I never fall and stuff like that. 298 00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:48,720 And it's like, shut up. It's all about chance. 299 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:49,520 It's all about chance. 300 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:53,960 The fucking woman, she's with one of the dice thing. 301 00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:56,760 Which is that I always roll sixes. 302 00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:59,000 It's dice. There's no fucking technique to it. 303 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,240 Don't be ridiculous. 304 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:01,240 But what did she roll? 305 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:02,920 Yeah, I know. 306 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:03,960 I know. 307 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:10,920 But it's like, I'd also love to know how much the producers play a hand in it, 308 00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:14,280 because obviously you see, we've seen a lot from from TikTok and stuff like that 309 00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:18,640 of people who are actual contestants saying, look, this is the behind the scenes stuff. 310 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:19,960 It's not as quick as you think. 311 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:20,800 Oh, yeah, I know that. 312 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:23,760 People going, you have to wait this amount of time. 313 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:25,640 This take took this long, blah, blah, blah. 314 00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:30,480 So I would love to see how much of it is purely, here's the game, off you go. 315 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:32,120 Or here's the game. 316 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:33,320 Oh, you're doing it wrong. 317 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:34,960 Stop. Cut. 318 00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:36,760 I need you to do this and you to do that. 319 00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:39,720 You know that last the last challenge where they won the money. 320 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:40,520 Yeah. 321 00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:44,480 When the person that won went up and done that. 322 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:47,720 Yeah, it didn't it didn't work. 323 00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:49,360 Yeah, yeah, they went the other. 324 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:53,800 Yeah, it went like it took like, I think you said, like 30 or 60 minutes. 325 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:55,960 Independent judicators to come out and make sure it was right. 326 00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:57,000 But it wasn't filmed like that. 327 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,120 Yeah. 328 00:12:58,120 --> 00:13:01,360 The red light green light, the first challenge, there's that woman in there. 329 00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:02,640 I couldn't stop laughing. 330 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:04,600 For some strange reason, even she mentions it. 331 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:06,520 Why have I squatted? 332 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:09,000 And then it gives it some never going to give up. 333 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,400 Keep going. You've got this. 334 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:12,800 And then after 10 seconds, she goes, I give up. 335 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:15,080 But she was doing that for like 15 minutes, apparently. 336 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:16,680 40, 40 minutes. 337 00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:18,200 There's no way she's squatted for 40 minutes. 338 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:18,840 That's what they were saying. 339 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:20,720 That's impossible. No one's squatted for 40 minutes. 340 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:23,800 The first thing that I see was the geezer who was talking about that. 341 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:26,720 And he was saying in between like eliminations and stuff, 342 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:29,520 there was about 40 minutes to an hour in between. 343 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:34,040 And they were in some cold ass fucking area with no jackets or anything. 344 00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:38,240 It was like it was a lot harsher than what the edit makes it seem like. 345 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:40,560 Because there was a lot of people like diving on the floor and that. 346 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:42,520 And you're like, yeah, why are you diving? 347 00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:45,640 Well, because you don't realize they're laying there for half an hour. 348 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:48,320 You don't want to stand up for half hour being still, do you? 349 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:50,160 You just lay face down, be a lot easier. 350 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:53,640 But imagine doing that over and over again and just laying face down 351 00:13:53,640 --> 00:13:56,760 for half an hour and not being able to move, that's hard. 352 00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:58,840 Because you're just going to get fidgety and uncomfortable. 353 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:00,560 You just want to move a little bit. 354 00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:01,680 Yeah, just a tiny bit. 355 00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:06,200 Hard, but yeah, they make it look like what's people are hugging up. 356 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:07,920 Took about three minutes. 357 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,480 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 358 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:11,840 Oh, mate. But yeah, the way they edit it, very clever. 359 00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:13,040 Very good show, though. 360 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:16,960 That would turn me into a fucking devil, you know, because I'd I'd be just in it 361 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:21,640 for myself. I'd be so horrendous, especially if you get towards the end. 362 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:23,720 And people are like trying to like. You have to, though. 363 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:25,440 You have to. You got to be ruthless with it. 364 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:29,120 It's hard because you would build bonds with people the way the way the game 365 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:33,200 structured and say how long you've spent with each other, you don't know. 366 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:34,400 Because it's hard to tell. 367 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:37,240 I was sick and tired of listening to everyone's fucking sob stories. 368 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:39,320 Shut the fuck up. Lick the cookie. 369 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:42,040 No one cares about your family. Just get on with it. 370 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:44,880 That person was holding the shape and they kept all going out. 371 00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:50,240 Oh, every cunt had a fucking sob story. Shut the fuck up. 372 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:52,960 We need to stop talking about some of those spoils from stuff. 373 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:56,480 Yeah. What else we got? What else happened? 374 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,520 That was a quick game of the year awards. Oh, right. 375 00:14:58,520 --> 00:14:59,360 Really a whole lot. 376 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:01,600 I'm glad that Hi-Fi Rush won some things. 377 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,120 Oh, yes. See your stars once. 378 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:04,520 And I was very impressed with that. 379 00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:06,280 Surprised that that one. 380 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:11,240 So someone doing like a review of it or like a reaction to watching it. 381 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:15,680 And when it got to like best esports star of the year and like best coach, 382 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:18,280 he was like, don't care, don't care who the fuck's that. 383 00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:21,280 No one cares. There's a lot of criticism coming 384 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:24,120 because they just rinse through the awards, didn't they? 385 00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:28,320 Yeah. Was it like it was like three and a half hours worth of of like the whole show 386 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:31,800 itself and there was was it like half an hour or something? 387 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:35,440 Oh, the winner of Best Indie is such and such. 388 00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:37,640 The winner of this is such and such. 389 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:39,400 Where are they? What's going on? 390 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:41,760 And then even Larian, when they won 391 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:45,040 and they went up for their acceptance speech for the actual game of the year, 392 00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:46,680 got a clock in front of them, didn't they? 393 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:49,640 On a screen that says wrap it up now. 394 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:50,760 Mm hmm. 395 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:54,560 Yeah, they're talking about one of their coworkers that died. 396 00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:57,280 Yeah. And you're telling them to wrap it up. 397 00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:59,160 Like that's the heartless. 398 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:02,160 Yeah. You're telling me the fucking game of the year awards 399 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:04,240 can't afford the fines for running over time. 400 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:05,480 Of course, you fucking can. 401 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:07,280 Just like getting that ad money, baby. 402 00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:08,400 That's exactly what it is. 403 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,880 It's just it's just fucking all money shit now. 404 00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:13,640 And it didn't see anything from developers. 405 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:14,760 Not nearly as much as I wanted. 406 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:17,000 No, because they just pile it on the celebrities. 407 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,160 They keep wheeling out these celebrities. 408 00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:23,960 And yeah, like the geyser, who's Papa Duck or Falcon or whatever you want to call him. 409 00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:26,200 Captain America, we will be now. 410 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:28,360 Um, I mean, great. 411 00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:29,680 He's a great person. 412 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:31,600 I've got a lot of time for that actor. 413 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:33,560 I can't remember his name. Do you know his name? 414 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:34,760 Fucking lost. I made my own. 415 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:35,760 It's not my thing. 416 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:37,560 You know, you know, Papa Duck is it, isn't you? 417 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:39,760 Papa Duck. I know who you're on about. 418 00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:42,320 I'm pretty sure he's going to be Captain America. 419 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:43,480 But yeah, they're wheeling him out. 420 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,480 Yeah, as much time as you like, son. 421 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:46,480 Fill your boots. 422 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:47,760 They're no clock for you, mate. 423 00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:53,040 And they make it like these celebrities come out and they're like, yeah, tell them you're a gamer. 424 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:54,400 I'm a gamer, too. 425 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:55,480 Oh, I love that game. 426 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:56,640 It's just I don't care. 427 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:59,200 I want to see the developers that create the game that I love. 428 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:00,440 I want to hear them talk. 429 00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:05,280 Yeah, I want to see the actual people behind the game, not the fucking the celebrities have been paid to promote it. 430 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:09,480 Exactly. We're here to celebrate games, which is what we're all watching for. 431 00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:11,280 And I don't care about the celebrities. 432 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:15,480 I'm great. Bring them on, but give them less time than the developers that we're celebrating. 433 00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:18,560 No, mental to me. 434 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:19,680 Yeah, Game of the Year Awards. 435 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:21,280 Congrats, Larian. 436 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:22,600 Fully deserved. 437 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:26,560 Very, very, very, very happy. 438 00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:28,000 What else have we got? 439 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,040 We done GTA? 440 00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:32,880 The day before. 441 00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:35,720 We have the day before. 442 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:37,760 What a fucking mess. 443 00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:39,560 Did you see what Daisy did? 444 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:42,000 No, I was so excited for that game. 445 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,520 I'm so happy I didn't buy it. 446 00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:48,840 Oh, my good Jesus. 447 00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:53,960 I'm going to have to get the old Google up to fucking fact check myself 448 00:17:53,960 --> 00:18:01,960 because that that fucking Kong game got a better score from IGN than the day before. 449 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:03,000 Yeah, they got a one. 450 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:06,240 Yeah, the first one that they've got in over a decade, some shit like that. 451 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:08,840 Two out of ten on Steam. 452 00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:14,480 Daisy came out with like the next day, came out with like a new 453 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:17,600 like bundle or something with 454 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:24,600 well, they joined up with another survival game called Survive Icarus. 455 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:25,720 Yeah, heard of that. 456 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:28,560 And guess what they called it? 457 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:31,880 The day after survival sale. 458 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:34,240 The day after. 459 00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:35,920 That's fantastic. 460 00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:42,760 Survival sale and they did that fucking the day before done that big post, 461 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:46,800 didn't they, where they were listing all the things they'd done over the years. 462 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:49,280 And apparently the developer, 463 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:54,720 Fan Fantastic with FNTA 464 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:59,200 has apparently just changed their name to eight points now instead. 465 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:03,560 So obviously they they shut down, shut down. 466 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:07,840 Fantastic shuts down five days after disastrous video game launch. 467 00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:12,320 Gamers worldwide paid $39 for an early access copy of the day before. 468 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:15,400 The day before was promised to be an open world massive multiplayer online game, 469 00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:18,400 but failed to live up live up to its claim. 470 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:21,560 And yeah, they they released the game. 471 00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:23,480 It was absolutely dog shit. 472 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:25,720 They then put out like a press release saying 473 00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:30,200 they pretty much can't afford to run the game because they're in so much debt. 474 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:33,480 And see you later. 475 00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:38,320 Well, Daisy, this is what the day before posted saying exactly the same as this. 476 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:41,760 Daisy have done the same and on the day before, 477 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,400 they think they've listed like what happened in each year, 478 00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:50,280 which Daisy have gone on to do release of early access brackets, including melee. 479 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,520 That's what the day before put great in it. 480 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:56,240 And then at the end, Daisy team with dead game crossed out. 481 00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:58,520 I think the other one had like fake game crossed out. 482 00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:02,400 So they've just literally rinsed them because it's just shocking. 483 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:05,040 Well, I watched the video yesterday, I have a breakdown on it. 484 00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:09,160 Now, I don't know how much this is true because I just watch YouTube videos and go, 485 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:11,000 yeah, that's amusing. 486 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,320 Yeah, that's true or not. 487 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:16,480 And they're saying basically that the whole game is just assets, right? 488 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:21,760 So they've spent a lot of money like, I don't know, storage cupboard assets, 489 00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:29,280 $200 fucking trash on the floor, $200 car assets, $50, whatever. 490 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:32,600 So they're just buying assets and just plopping them in places. 491 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:35,000 So they haven't actually created anything. 492 00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:39,720 All the trailers are trailers from other games, but with their characters on it, 493 00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:41,840 literally frame for frame. 494 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:45,200 So it really has just been a massive lie. 495 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:50,280 And a lot of people were calling it a scam and a lot of people were firing back, 496 00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:53,000 going, give it time, it's early access, blah, blah, blah. 497 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:53,880 And look what's happened. 498 00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:56,720 It is a, but I was one of those people that was very excited for it. 499 00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:58,680 You got a good, you got the division. 500 00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:02,840 But with zombies, what a fucking fantastic concept that could have been great. 501 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:06,280 And no, it's not so good. 502 00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:10,120 I saw a, um, like a conspiracy type thing. 503 00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:16,200 Cause obviously to throw alongside it, um, the last of us online has obviously been 504 00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:17,960 scrapped, which is very upsetting. 505 00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:19,160 It's distressing. 506 00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:23,960 And I saw someone say, what if there's a conspiracy? 507 00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:29,880 What if, what if there's a theory that naughty dog actually subcontracted out the idea 508 00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:38,360 of the last of us online to fantastic to release the day before to test the waters, 509 00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:40,760 to see how something like that would really go. 510 00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:44,920 And then after seeing, after seeing how bad it is, they pulled the plug. 511 00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:50,040 They never actually gave a specific reason in their article of why they pulled the plug. 512 00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:52,520 Just, uh, it wasn't really going to work. 513 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:55,880 We didn't want to shift entirely to live service games. 514 00:21:55,880 --> 00:22:02,040 And I'm sitting there thinking, well, how about not make it a live service game and 515 00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:04,280 just make it a multiplayer online add on. 516 00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:07,000 Not everything needs to be like battle pass. 517 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,120 It could have been like factions. 518 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:09,480 What's wrong with that? 519 00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:10,600 That's not live service. 520 00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:12,440 It's just an online multiplayer game. 521 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:13,880 What's wrong with that? 522 00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:21,320 But also I feel like in the, in the world of, um, of game developers, naughty dog aren't 523 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:22,520 naughty dog aren't small. 524 00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:26,520 They're quite, they're quite up there at the top of the triangle. 525 00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:30,280 And I feel like they're also not stupid. 526 00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:35,240 They're in my opinion, one of the, one of the best developers that we have, 527 00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:37,160 the stuff that they turn out is incredible. 528 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:44,600 So I feel like surely when they decided that, yeah, let's try and make an online game, 529 00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:51,000 surely they must've thought of the, the costs involved and the manpower required 530 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:54,760 to run a live service game because it's no small feat. 531 00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:57,160 You're talking, you have to constantly update those servers. 532 00:22:57,160 --> 00:23:01,240 You have to have people working on it constantly 24 seven. 533 00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:02,760 You have to have server resets. 534 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:06,280 There's all sorts of stuff that goes on behind having a live service game. 535 00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:12,200 So why, if you're, if you're a developer like naughty dog, 536 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:18,440 would you, after four years go, yeah, we didn't realize how much effort this would take. 537 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:23,320 And we've got a pick between either doing this or doing more single player story driven games. 538 00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:25,160 So why can't you done both? 539 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:27,720 Talk about waste of resources. 540 00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:29,960 Stop remastering games at two years old. 541 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:31,960 Well, yeah, that'd be a good start. 542 00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:33,960 Cause they're, they're working on two other games. 543 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,160 They've got two games in the locker. 544 00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:39,880 We don't know what they are, but they're there that they're working on, 545 00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:44,920 which I would imagine they're trying to go for that, that AAA category. 546 00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:47,640 So they haven't been doing nothing. 547 00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:50,440 But like I said, obviously it's very difficult to predict. 548 00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:54,520 You can't four years before have an idea and go, oh, well in four years, 549 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,040 it's going to flop, so let's not bother doing it. 550 00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:57,560 That's not how shit works. 551 00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:03,640 But in a hypothetical, say it did think where naughty dog would be now if they hadn't just 552 00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:08,920 wasted four years of trying to develop a game that was never going to come to fruition. 553 00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:10,280 But I say wasted. 554 00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:15,480 They said in their press ring, they've definitely learned stuff from trying to create that game. 555 00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:21,000 It's not like they've not gained any experience or any insight into try 556 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,600 whilst trying to develop that game. 557 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:26,440 So they'll definitely take stuff away from it, but that's four years worth of 558 00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:29,880 shit down the drain essentially. 559 00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:33,800 So what could we have had with those four years being plopped into something else? 560 00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:35,400 I loved Lost of Aspections. 561 00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:36,680 It pains me greatly. 562 00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:41,080 And what they were promising sounded so damn fine. 563 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:42,600 I really liked Aspections as well. 564 00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:45,560 It was slowly breaking me down. 565 00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:46,520 It was very good. 566 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:48,520 Well, I don't know why they don't bring factions back. 567 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:51,000 I don't know what they took the servers off. 568 00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:52,200 What? 569 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:54,200 I'm so sorry. 570 00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:58,280 What online games turn servers off these days? 571 00:24:58,280 --> 00:24:59,480 No one really. 572 00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:04,040 Very rare do you get so you can still play fucking Call of Duty 3 and shit online. 573 00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:04,600 You know what I mean? 574 00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:06,840 Mental. 575 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:08,360 Why don't they just bring it back? 576 00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:14,440 Bring it get rid of your fucking ten quid Last of Us Part 2, 577 00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:16,600 remaster, upgrade, bullshit, whatever. 578 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:21,000 If you've already got the game, slap on another fucking ten quid to that price 579 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:24,120 and give me factions back for last of us part two. 580 00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:24,840 Yep. 581 00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:25,640 One hundred percent. 582 00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:26,440 You're going to get people. 583 00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:28,360 No one's going to complain about that. 584 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:30,840 No one is going to complain about that. 585 00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:32,280 Fuck me. 586 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:35,720 And if you haven't bought the last of us part two, throw it in with a bundle. 587 00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:36,680 Boom. 588 00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:40,680 There we go for for for 60 quid. 589 00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:46,920 You can have the last of us part two and the brand new factions game mode. 590 00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:47,960 Why am I? 591 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:48,840 Why am I the road? 592 00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:53,320 The road like seems cool that they're going to bring into it. 593 00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:53,960 They're going to be wrong. 594 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:55,800 The stuff that they're doing with this remaster, 595 00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:59,720 adding on the different game modes and stuff like that, they sound pretty cool. 596 00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:04,120 However, that's only going to last you for so long. 597 00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:08,360 Something like factions would have give you a greater longevity 598 00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:13,000 and more of a distraction whilst you're producing these other games 599 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,680 that no one really knows anything about. 600 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:16,680 Why is no one listening? 601 00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:19,640 Because we're not smart. 602 00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:20,360 We're stupid. 603 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,320 Did you see Hello Games announcement? 604 00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:25,480 No, maybe. 605 00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:27,240 No Man's Sky came. 606 00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,320 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 607 00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:32,840 So they over promised with No Man's Sky, obviously, before it came out. 608 00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:33,560 Yep. 609 00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:34,760 And then it came out and it was shocking. 610 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:35,720 And obviously, it's great now. 611 00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:40,760 So they've obviously learned from their lesson of not over promising 612 00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:43,880 and just decided to create a whole fucking planet. 613 00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:45,480 Yep. 614 00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:49,320 An actual whole planet in medieval, 615 00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:52,840 what looks like medieval fantasy dragon. 616 00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:54,600 Pardon me, shit. 617 00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:57,640 And that looks fantastic. 618 00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,560 And I, for one, can't wait for that to come out. 619 00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:01,880 Although I do believe it's coming out on Steam first. 620 00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:04,520 So console suckers like me will have to wait. 621 00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:06,520 Light No Fire. 622 00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:07,800 And it's good. 623 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,520 Is the game that they are talking about. 624 00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:13,320 You can definitely tell it's made by No Man's Sky. 625 00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:15,800 Dragons take off like spaceships. 626 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,640 Says they've learned. 627 00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:19,800 Light No Fire, reactions praise. 628 00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:24,440 Hello Games after years updating No Man's Sky. 629 00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:26,840 I feel like it's a very smart move from them. 630 00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:30,040 It even looks like sort of like No Man's Sky with the Triumvirate. 631 00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:32,840 Oh, yes, even the picture is. 632 00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:37,880 It's the I feel like you can only go so far with doing the updates 633 00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:40,760 until you have to do something, whether you do new expansions, 634 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:43,560 some of that, or you try and create another game entirely. 635 00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:44,520 I've got to go for a ship. 636 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:47,480 This is absolutely ridiculous. 637 00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:48,200 This is how we roll. 638 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:49,640 We use a regular thing. 639 00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:50,280 Right. Fine. 640 00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:53,000 I'll continue reading, shall I? 641 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:53,480 Yes. 642 00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:53,800 Thank you. 643 00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:56,120 Empty now. 644 00:27:56,120 --> 00:27:56,600 Good. 645 00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:57,320 Yeah, no. 646 00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:57,800 Yeah. 647 00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:58,040 Right. 648 00:27:58,040 --> 00:27:59,000 Thanks for that sauce. 649 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:03,480 Game devs and fans are reacting positively to Light No Fire. 650 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:06,840 The next project from No Man's Sky developer, Hello Games. 651 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,960 Hello Games unveiled Light No Fire brand new open world exploration 652 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:16,600 game and just their second game since No Man's Sky launched 653 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:18,840 all the way back in 2016. 654 00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:20,360 Now, people around the industry are reacting. 655 00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:21,480 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 656 00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:27,400 It's Hello Games' way of owning up to everything they got wrong 657 00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:30,360 with the launch of their previous game, whilst also acknowledging 658 00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:33,160 the hard work they put into the right to right the wrongs. 659 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:41,080 I'm trying to rather than just sucking them off throughout this entire article. 660 00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:49,320 But it's very difficult not to because Hello Games have brought themselves 661 00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:56,760 back from the brink and shown their true value from the state of No Man's Sky 662 00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:58,920 because everything in No Man's Sky is free. 663 00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:00,200 It's all free. 664 00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:01,320 All the updates are free. 665 00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:03,800 No one has to pay for any of it. 666 00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:06,760 And you could argue, go, yeah, well, look at the fucking state 667 00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:08,120 that it first released in. 668 00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:12,680 But you're talking eight years almost. 669 00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:17,320 And what they've done to that game is fucking incredible. 670 00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:19,240 It's mental. 671 00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:22,280 As far as survival games go, that is one of the best. 672 00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:25,080 It's fucking mental. 673 00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:28,440 And for free and not only they haven't hidden behind anything, 674 00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:31,000 they haven't shut down, they haven't blamed anyone else. 675 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,520 All they did was blame themselves. 676 00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:34,040 They went, yep, we fucked up. 677 00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:36,440 Please let us fix this. 678 00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:38,520 Exactly what fucking cyber spunk did. 679 00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:40,600 They were all over it. 680 00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:42,360 And I think this is fucking incredible. 681 00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:47,000 And that shit right there, Light No Fire, is right up our fucking street. 682 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,440 Get inside me. 683 00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:49,800 That's exactly what we want. 684 00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:50,040 Multiplayer. 685 00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:53,560 We've gone from spaceships to dragons with axes from lasers. 686 00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:55,400 Multiplayer. 687 00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:57,000 Multiplayer base building. 688 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,200 All over it. 689 00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,520 We are all over it. 690 00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:04,520 An entire planet is what they've made. 691 00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:05,960 An entire planet. 692 00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:07,080 I'm going to Liverpool. 693 00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:07,720 Fuck me. 694 00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:09,400 Can't wait. 695 00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:14,440 And I think that because they've learned from their mistakes 696 00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:16,360 and they now know what they're doing 697 00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:21,720 and they are very fucking rambunctious about it. 698 00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:22,360 Great word. 699 00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:23,960 Thank you. 700 00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:24,760 I believe in them. 701 00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:26,600 I believe in them. 702 00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:27,400 I believe in you. 703 00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:29,080 I don't think that they're going to undersell it. 704 00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:30,440 I don't think they're going to oversell it. 705 00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:32,760 I think they're going to hit it bang on the fucking mark 706 00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:34,120 and they know what they're doing. 707 00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:36,200 Well, I think people now have expectations 708 00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:38,200 and understanding of what Hello Games is. 709 00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:41,880 Whereas before they were like, oh my god, it's mental. 710 00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:43,720 Which it was and is. 711 00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:47,080 But now they go, OK, I know what Hello Games is capable of. 712 00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:49,000 I know what their vibe is. 713 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,320 I mean, just watching the gameplay trailer, as I said. 714 00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:52,600 It looks fucking sick, doesn't it? 715 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:52,920 It does. 716 00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:55,160 But taking off on a dragon kind of looks like 717 00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:56,840 how a spaceship takes off in No Man's Sky. 718 00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:58,040 It's got the same sort of animation. 719 00:30:58,040 --> 00:30:59,640 So they've got their own style now. 720 00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:01,400 They've got their own stamp on the industry. 721 00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:04,200 So you can go, oh, yeah, that looks like Hello Games. 722 00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:08,520 Much like, even like you said, the logo of the game. 723 00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:09,800 It looks like Hello Games. 724 00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:10,840 It looks like No Man's Sky. 725 00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:12,760 So yeah, they've got their own stamp. 726 00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:15,560 Hopefully, this is going to be a big, big hitter. 727 00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:19,320 You'll get to play it before me because it's coming out on Steam first. 728 00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:22,840 And I've completely forgot that we were actually playing No Man's Sky 729 00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:25,480 on PC and PlayStation, which is all cross on it. 730 00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:26,600 Also very fucking cool. 731 00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:30,200 So yeah, the world's kind of our oyster in regards to that. 732 00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:33,800 9.7 million views and it only come out seven days ago. 733 00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:36,200 An unexplored Earth. 734 00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:37,240 What? 735 00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:39,400 It's got 9.7 million views. 736 00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:41,240 Yeah, I'm watching the trailer quickly. 737 00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:43,080 Obviously, I've already seen people swimming. 738 00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:45,800 That ain't got 9.7 million views. 739 00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:47,720 Look how vibrant it looks as well. 740 00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:48,200 Show me. 741 00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:49,720 It's what the view count. 742 00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:52,040 There you go. 743 00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:54,840 Fuck. 744 00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:56,840 I didn't know they had that kind of pool. 745 00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:57,560 Sorry. 746 00:31:57,560 --> 00:32:00,920 9.77 million thousand. 747 00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:04,680 So 9,771,000. 748 00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:06,440 And I'm just adding another view onto that. 749 00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:07,960 I'll give him a like as well. 750 00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:10,440 I'm seeing someone flying around on a hummingbird. 751 00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:12,520 There's a bow and arrow. 752 00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:13,480 Oh my God. 753 00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:14,600 There's rabbit men. 754 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,200 He's climbing the fucking dragon. 755 00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:19,320 It is. They do take off like the fucking ships in No Man's Sky. 756 00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:21,560 9.7 million. 757 00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:22,920 It looks so good, doesn't it? 758 00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:24,600 That is insane. 759 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,000 And even the color of the water. 760 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:29,400 Because it's the same developer. 761 00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:32,280 I don't know why it's so shocking when it all looks like No Man's Sky. 762 00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:34,440 9.7 million. 763 00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:35,640 I know. 764 00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:36,840 Well, look at their other videos. 765 00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:38,040 You're not even close to that. 766 00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:38,840 I know. 767 00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:40,440 He's flying up a mountain. 768 00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:41,080 What's this? 769 00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:41,880 There's a fucking... 770 00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:43,960 I like the rabbit men. 771 00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:45,160 I want to be a rabbit man. 772 00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:46,600 Look at it. 773 00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:47,800 Just look. 774 00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:49,000 There's something floating in the sky. 775 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,200 He's walking around with a torch. 776 00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:54,360 The character animations look fucking awesome. 777 00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:56,760 And also, doesn't the combat look good? 778 00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:57,160 Yep. 779 00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:59,000 He's riding around on a fucking goat. 780 00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:02,440 The worst thing about No Man's Sky is the combat. 781 00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:03,000 Yeah. 782 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:03,960 Look, he's got a shield. 783 00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:04,520 I'm seeing... 784 00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:05,480 What am I seeing here? 785 00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:07,720 I'm seeing a geezer with a shield and a sword. 786 00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:09,320 I'm seeing a geezer with a two-hander. 787 00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:11,160 This geezer's got two little swords. 788 00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:12,600 He's got a fucking crossbow. 789 00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:14,760 Oh, little rabbit people. 790 00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:16,760 Look at it. 791 00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:20,440 They've turned it medieval but fantasy at the same time. 792 00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:21,880 And this looks fucking incredible. 793 00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:23,800 God. 794 00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:25,560 It's going to be great. 795 00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:26,680 A whole planet. 796 00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:27,160 Imagine... 797 00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:28,200 I wonder if you can dig. 798 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:29,720 Diggy, diggy hole. 799 00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:30,840 I would imagine that you can. 800 00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:32,600 A little underground caves and shit. 801 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:35,880 It just looks so good. 802 00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:37,000 Do you know what's cool as well? 803 00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:39,640 I don't know if you know. 804 00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:42,520 But Sean Murray, the creator of Hello Games and No Man's Sky. 805 00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:43,020 Yeah. 806 00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:47,080 Whenever there's going to be a new update on No Man's Sky, 807 00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:48,440 he does that weird little emoji. 808 00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:49,240 Yeah, I see that. 809 00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:52,440 And then he starts retweeting the same post over and over again. 810 00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:52,840 Mm-hmm. 811 00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:54,440 Well, guess what he's doing with this? 812 00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:56,840 Retweeting that post over and over again. 813 00:33:56,840 --> 00:34:00,920 And people are thinking this might be coming really soon. 814 00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:02,600 I.E. within the next month. 815 00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:04,360 I think it is as well. 816 00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:07,800 So if it does, because that's another great marketing scheme. 817 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:08,920 Shadow dropping games. 818 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:10,760 By the way, this is out next week. 819 00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:11,800 Well, what? 820 00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:13,160 So when that shit happens. 821 00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:15,480 What got shadow dropped not long ago? 822 00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:15,960 I know. 823 00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:18,040 Well, the last one I can remember was Apex Legends. 824 00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:20,280 They just come out of nowhere and went, bang, there's a Battle Royale. 825 00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:22,360 And it was like, played it sick. 826 00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:23,240 Shadow dropping. 827 00:34:23,240 --> 00:34:25,080 Oh, High Fire Rush was shadow dropped. 828 00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:25,720 Yeah, it was. 829 00:34:25,720 --> 00:34:26,760 No announcement, no nothing. 830 00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:28,280 That's available now. 831 00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:29,400 They just fucking drop that. 832 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:29,720 There you go. 833 00:34:29,720 --> 00:34:30,280 Have that. 834 00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:31,240 Thank you. 835 00:34:31,240 --> 00:34:33,640 Thanks, Bethesda, for letting us fucking throw this out. 836 00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:37,240 You think how good for marketing that is without doing any marketing. 837 00:34:37,240 --> 00:34:38,040 It's great. 838 00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:39,080 Everyone's like, what the fuck? 839 00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:40,120 It's a brand new game out. 840 00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:41,160 And that's what everyone's talking about. 841 00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:42,200 Because it's out now. 842 00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:42,840 Go get it. 843 00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:43,960 Great. 844 00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:44,440 Fantastic. 845 00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:46,600 Someone said, they didn't say it was an MMO. 846 00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:47,640 They said it was a multiplayer. 847 00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:48,680 This is a big difference. 848 00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:52,440 It could be limited to four players altogether in the same world, or eight, or 10. 849 00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:54,280 Depends on how they made the tech. 850 00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:58,760 Yet I doubt they are making an actual MMO with potentially hundreds of people in the same world. 851 00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:01,640 While Halo Games has done well with the redemption of No Man's Sky, 852 00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:03,960 it is best to curb one's hype. 853 00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:04,360 Of course. 854 00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:06,600 And stay humble with what to expect from their games. 855 00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:08,920 I feel it is a safer way to approach Halo Games. 856 00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:12,440 It's a safer way to approach most things when it comes to gaming now. 857 00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:14,920 Because everything is fucking oversold and overhyped. 858 00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:17,400 And then you just get glum down when it's a bit shit. 859 00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:20,600 So I think game plan. 860 00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:25,160 We go in with the expectation that it's going to be like No Man's Sky. 861 00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:27,320 And then if it's better. 862 00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:28,440 It's a high bar already. 863 00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:30,120 It is quite a high bar. 864 00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:34,360 But it's an attainable bar because it's already been done by the same people. 865 00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:34,860 Yes. 866 00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:37,160 I'm just excited for fucking. 867 00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:39,160 I want to know how high I can get my dragon. 868 00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:41,560 How high up I can fly. 869 00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:42,520 He says right. 870 00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:49,400 That person there says that I could only be limited to four players. 871 00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:49,720 Right. 872 00:35:49,720 --> 00:35:51,160 You mean Jeremy Moan? 873 00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:51,660 Yeah. 874 00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:53,960 But then how many. 875 00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:58,840 He doesn't know, I presume, how many players are available in No Man's Sky. 876 00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:00,120 Because you can see other players. 877 00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:00,440 Yeah. 878 00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:01,320 Obviously a multiplayer. 879 00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:03,560 But you can also see other players just doing their thing. 880 00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:06,360 So obviously it's unlikely. 881 00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:07,400 But you can. 882 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:11,640 So how many are they allowing in your game world at that time anyway? 883 00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:15,160 So I'm going to reply back to it saying at least seven people according to the trailer. 884 00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:16,360 If you can go to. 885 00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:16,920 Oh here we go. 886 00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:19,000 You can go to the Nexus and there's people running around. 887 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:23,640 And the No Man's Sky player hub has up to 32 players per channel. 888 00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:26,840 So I can imagine them having at least 32 players per world. 889 00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:31,320 Will be cool if they can get a hundred plus people on a single player world together. 890 00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:32,840 Do you know what we're going to do? 891 00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:35,480 We're going to go fuck some people's houses up. 892 00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:37,400 And then we're going to get ours fucked up. 893 00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:41,640 This will be the Valheim that we stick to. 894 00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:42,200 So exactly. 895 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:45,160 That's the first game that comes to my head when I thought about it. 896 00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:46,360 They've got an update coming out. 897 00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:48,200 I didn't click on it to see what update it is. 898 00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:49,560 But I'm still part of the Facebook group. 899 00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:51,000 So I see a lot of Valheim stuff. 900 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,200 And it looks very good. 901 00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:53,000 That is a sick game. 902 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,520 It's still thriving, man. 903 00:36:54,520 --> 00:37:00,520 I'm still seeing people that have now got wolf packs that they fucking tamed and shit. 904 00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:01,240 I need a wolf. 905 00:37:01,240 --> 00:37:02,520 You can tame wolves and shit. 906 00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:03,560 You can domesticate them. 907 00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:12,120 I think you I think you one of the like the best ways to do it was you you dug a pit and then 908 00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:17,000 lured a wolf into it and then it can't get out of the pit and you just keep feeding it meat. 909 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:20,440 And then eventually it comes around and becomes your friend and boom you have a wolf. 910 00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:24,040 How crazy was it that got eaten on Daisy? 911 00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:25,640 It's mental. 912 00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:26,120 Mental. 913 00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:27,960 Someone munched you up. 914 00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:29,400 Time for a new tale of Daisy. 915 00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:32,520 What happened now? 916 00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:34,440 Daisy tale. 917 00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:36,840 It's just a new tale I got yesterday. 918 00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:37,480 I was playing it. 919 00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:48,120 So I've been running about doing my own thing strolling through the streets of chernorus. 920 00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:53,240 I made my way up some mountains through some hills through some valleys. 921 00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:55,160 I ate some food. 922 00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:57,720 Found some binoculars. 923 00:37:58,840 --> 00:37:59,720 Looked at some people. 924 00:37:59,720 --> 00:38:01,720 Stumbled through a town yesterday. 925 00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:04,280 Not yesterday, the day before. 926 00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:10,600 And all I could hear was flyers which is always a dangerous sound. 927 00:38:11,240 --> 00:38:12,040 Means there's a body. 928 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:13,640 It means there's dead bodies around sure. 929 00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:16,120 Found a dead body in a house. 930 00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:17,400 Didn't have much glow stick and that. 931 00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:18,280 So I called. 932 00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:19,240 Moved along. 933 00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:22,840 If it's 15 minutes is when you start to hear flyers. 934 00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:24,360 Unless you cut them up. 935 00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:27,640 Moved a few houses down. 936 00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:29,400 Could hear a lot of flyers. 937 00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:31,560 There's like three bodies all piled up over each other. 938 00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:32,360 Bit weird. 939 00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:34,360 Didn't really have a great deal. 940 00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:38,360 But I was like this is very suspect why there's three bodies here. 941 00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:40,360 In a very close proximity to each other. 942 00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:45,160 And then I see this geezer at the corner of my eye sneaking around a wall aiming a gun at me. 943 00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:45,880 Fuck. 944 00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:47,880 I've got guns but I've got no bullets. 945 00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:49,880 So I sprinted off behind a wall. 946 00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:52,920 Behind a house. 947 00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:54,520 Now I had two options. 948 00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:56,200 One which I always do. 949 00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:58,200 Is run into the house and hide in the corner. 950 00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:00,200 That's very obvious. 951 00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:02,200 I've got no way of defending myself. 952 00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:04,200 I've got no shotgun. 953 00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:06,200 So quickly and very smartly I decided to not do that. 954 00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:08,200 And went for the much more safer option. 955 00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:10,200 Run. 956 00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,200 Fight or fly. 957 00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:14,200 I'm gone. 958 00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:16,200 So I just sprinted up this hill. 959 00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:18,200 And when I felt like I was at a safe enough distance away. 960 00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:20,200 I did a little 180 spin. 961 00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:22,200 And it's the first time I've ever found binoculars by the way. 962 00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:24,200 Got my pen. 963 00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,200 I laid down on the hill. 964 00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:28,200 And I looked down. 965 00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:30,200 And I could just see this geezer. 966 00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:32,200 Creeping around the house. 967 00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:34,200 Slowly. 968 00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:36,200 Looking for you. 969 00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:38,200 He had his gun out and he was like getting up looking through the window peeking. 970 00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:40,200 I was like this is great. 971 00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:42,200 He's not going to spot me. 972 00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:44,200 But I've got a purple puffer jacket on. 973 00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:46,200 I'm laying in the grass. 974 00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:48,200 But I mean I'm not really. 975 00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:50,200 Camouflaged. 976 00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:52,200 You can see me. 977 00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:54,200 But nevertheless. 978 00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:56,200 It was amusing. 979 00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:58,200 And I watched him for about 10 minutes. 980 00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,200 Running around this town. 981 00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:02,200 Checking all the houses for me. 982 00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:04,200 And I found it so fun. 983 00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:06,200 I felt powerful. 984 00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:08,200 To just watch this guy. 985 00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:10,200 So paranoid that I'm still there. 986 00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,200 I'm not mate. 987 00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:14,200 I know exactly what you mean. 988 00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:16,200 It's so humorous to me. 989 00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:18,200 Just being that person on a hill. 990 00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:20,200 And you're just watching people mob around. 991 00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:22,200 And I know that you're there. 992 00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:24,200 A sniper's dream. 993 00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:26,200 I've got a new fun thing. 994 00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:28,200 If I've got a surplus of bullets. 995 00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:30,200 Which don't happen often. 996 00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:32,200 A lot of the time I've only got 40 bullets for this gun. 997 00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:34,200 I'm not going to fire 40 sniper rifle bullets anyway. 998 00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:36,200 You know what I mean. 999 00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:38,200 But if I'm about to log out. 1000 00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:40,200 I've got a new thing where I like to shoot a few bullets. 1001 00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:42,200 And then log out. 1002 00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:44,200 Because whoever's in that town is going to be paranoid as fuck. 1003 00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:46,200 That someone's about. 1004 00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:48,200 So I just like to mess with people. 1005 00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:50,200 I don't want to be a terrorist anyway. 1006 00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:52,200 After a while I lost sight of him. 1007 00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:54,200 So I carried on. 1008 00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:56,200 Carried on my journey. 1009 00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:58,200 At this point I didn't know where I was. 1010 00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:00,200 Because I was lost. 1011 00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:02,200 In the woods. Scared and alone. 1012 00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:04,200 And I come across a military camp. 1013 00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:06,200 Because I'm playing the original OG map now. 1014 00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:08,200 I'm not playing the DLC map. 1015 00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:10,200 So this is all new to me. 1016 00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:12,200 I don't know any of this map. 1017 00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:14,200 And a lot of the assets are completely different. 1018 00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:16,200 I found a military encampment. 1019 00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:18,200 That's really cool. 1020 00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:20,200 But it was surrounded by gas. 1021 00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:22,200 And I was like well. 1022 00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:24,200 I can't go in the gas. I haven't got any MBC gear. 1023 00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:26,200 Gas masks. What not. 1024 00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:28,200 So I'll log out. 1025 00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:30,200 But because I've got shit memory. 1026 00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:32,200 I logged out facing the fucking thing. 1027 00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:34,200 So when I logged in yesterday. 1028 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,200 I was like oh yeah. The gas is cleared. 1029 00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:38,200 I'm going to go check that gaff. 1030 00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:40,200 Ran down there. Had a little mooch about. 1031 00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:42,200 Then my stomach started rumbling. 1032 00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:44,200 I've got no food. 1033 00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:46,200 So I thought well. 1034 00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:48,200 I've got to abandon all the military loot. 1035 00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:50,200 And just get food. Otherwise this is all for nothing. 1036 00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:54,200 So I thought I'll sprint back to the town that I was in previously. 1037 00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:58,200 And loot that. 1038 00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:00,200 Now you've played DayZ. 1039 00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:02,200 Good luck trying to find your way back anywhere. 1040 00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:04,200 Fucking impossible. 1041 00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:06,200 So I just sprinted in a direction that I thought was the direction. 1042 00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:08,200 It wasn't the direction. 1043 00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:10,200 I got more and more lost. 1044 00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:12,200 Until I ended up seeing a place that I did recognise. 1045 00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:14,200 Which is very near one of the spawn towns. 1046 00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:16,200 Along the coast. 1047 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,200 When you see the sea in Chernarus. 1048 00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:20,200 You know you're at the edge of the map. 1049 00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:22,200 Which is where you start. 1050 00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:24,200 So I was running down the road. 1051 00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:26,200 Frantically checking all these houses. 1052 00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:28,200 For any tuna or anything. 1053 00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:30,200 Anything I could find. 1054 00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:32,200 And then I was just running along beside this lake. 1055 00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:34,200 And I just happened to look across the lake. 1056 00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:36,200 And I see a man punching a chicken. 1057 00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:38,200 And I thought. 1058 00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:40,200 That man there. 1059 00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:42,200 Is the answer to all my problems. 1060 00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:44,200 Okay. 1061 00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,200 So I found the bridge. 1062 00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:48,200 I just see a man punching a chicken. 1063 00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:50,200 It was as amusing as it sounds. 1064 00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:52,200 I've never seen it either. 1065 00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:54,200 So I ran over the bridge. 1066 00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:56,200 And I cautiously approached this gentleman. 1067 00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:58,200 Who was in nothing but the spawn gear. 1068 00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:00,200 Fucking shit. 1069 00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:02,200 Three quarter lengths and a T-shirt. 1070 00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:04,200 And I was like. 1071 00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:06,200 Fucking shit. Three quarter lengths and a T-shirt. 1072 00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:08,200 And I said hello there. 1073 00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:10,200 Like Obi-Wan Kenobi. 1074 00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:12,200 He ignored me. 1075 00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:14,200 I sped up. 1076 00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:16,200 With my rifle in my hands. 1077 00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:18,200 This time. 1078 00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:20,200 Meaning business. 1079 00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:22,200 I said hello there. 1080 00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,200 He turned around. He went hello. 1081 00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:26,200 I said. 1082 00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:28,200 I see you punching a chicken. 1083 00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:30,200 Would you mind. 1084 00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:32,200 Would you mind sharing some of that chicken. 1085 00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:34,200 Because I'm going to die. 1086 00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:36,200 I'll give you some stuff for it. 1087 00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:38,200 He said yes sure. 1088 00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:40,200 And then the words come out his mouth. 1089 00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:42,200 I'm new to this game. 1090 00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:44,200 I've only played it one day. 1091 00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:46,200 Are you now? 1092 00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:48,200 Are you now? 1093 00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:50,200 Brand new are you? 1094 00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:52,200 Are you now? 1095 00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:54,200 Very interesting. 1096 00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:56,200 You can't say that. 1097 00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,200 Or was he lying? 1098 00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:00,200 He wasn't lying. 1099 00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:02,200 Brand new here. 1100 00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:04,200 Oh dear. 1101 00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:06,200 Give me your grapes. 1102 00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:08,200 I said well let's cook this chicken up then shall we? 1103 00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:10,200 He said absolutely. 1104 00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:12,200 So I went well you wait here. 1105 00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:14,200 So I fucked off into the woods. 1106 00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:16,200 Got the sticks. Got the bark. 1107 00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:18,200 Created a fireplace. 1108 00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:20,200 By the river. It was romantic. 1109 00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:22,200 Cut down a few trees. Got some logs. 1110 00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:24,200 Created something to create the fire. 1111 00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:26,200 I cut the chicken up. 1112 00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:28,200 Which he had no way of doing. 1113 00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:30,200 He had no sharp objects. 1114 00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:32,200 I cut the chicken up. 1115 00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:34,200 I cut the stick up. 1116 00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:36,200 I put the meat on the end of the stick. 1117 00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:38,200 And I cooked the fire. 1118 00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:40,200 Four chicken breasts. 1119 00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:42,200 I had three. He had one. 1120 00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:44,200 I done all the work right? 1121 00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:46,200 Yep. 1122 00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:48,200 And I said to this guy. 1123 00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:50,200 How new are you? 1124 00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:52,200 He said well I've only played it a day. 1125 00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:54,200 I said what do you know? He said nothing. 1126 00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:56,200 I said this is very interesting. 1127 00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:58,200 He said thank you. 1128 00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:00,200 So I helped him out. 1129 00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:02,200 I said see them bones on the floor. 1130 00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:04,200 I said you combine two of them. You'll create yourself a little bone knife. 1131 00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:06,200 Not very durable. 1132 00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:08,200 But works nevertheless. 1133 00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:10,200 He said thank you. He's very polite. 1134 00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:12,200 He kept saying thank you which I appreciated. 1135 00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:14,200 So yeah I taught him how to create a knife. 1136 00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:16,200 And he did that. 1137 00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:18,200 And I said to him. 1138 00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:20,200 You don't need to carry. 1139 00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:22,200 I gave him a torch actually. 1140 00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:24,200 I said what have you got in your inventory? 1141 00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:26,200 I said I'm going to give him a torch. 1142 00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:28,200 I said just in case you get caught out in the dark. 1143 00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:30,200 Here's a torch for you. I've got a head torch. 1144 00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:32,200 So you do you. 1145 00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:34,200 So I gave him the torch and I said to him put that torch away. 1146 00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:36,200 You don't need to carry that around. 1147 00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:38,200 You're just walking around with a torch. 1148 00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:40,200 He said it's a really buggy game. 1149 00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:42,200 I can't put it in my inventory. 1150 00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:44,200 I said is your inventory full? 1151 00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:46,200 He said yeah. 1152 00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:48,200 I said well that's why you can't put it away. 1153 00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:50,200 Normally there's a reason for what you think is a bug in DayZ. 1154 00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:52,200 Don't get me wrong. There's bugs. 1155 00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:54,200 If something should happen and it's not happening. 1156 00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:56,200 There's normally a reason for it. 1157 00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:58,200 Nevertheless. This was late as well. 1158 00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:00,200 This must have been like. Because I only put it on for 10 minutes. 1159 00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:02,200 I thought well I don't want to turn it on tomorrow 1160 00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:04,200 and be starving hungry. So I'm going to find food 1161 00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:06,200 before I turn it off. 1162 00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:08,200 Then I found this guy. 1163 00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:10,200 So it was about half ten at this point. 1164 00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:12,200 And I said to this fella. I said look I've got to go to bed. 1165 00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:14,200 I don't like the thought of leaving you here with nothing. 1166 00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:16,200 You've got no food. 1167 00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:18,200 Because I've ate most of it. 1168 00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:24,200 I've got no food because it's in my belly. 1169 00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:26,200 It's in my belly. 1170 00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:28,200 And yeah. 1171 00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:30,200 Let's find you some gear before I go to bed. 1172 00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:32,200 He was absolutely fantastic. Thank you. 1173 00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:34,200 So we ran up. 1174 00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:36,200 I said follow me. We ran back over the bridge. 1175 00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:38,200 I said there's a town down here I know. 1176 00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:40,200 So we'll find you some stuff. 1177 00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:42,200 And we'll go from there. 1178 00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:44,200 So we ran into a few houses. 1179 00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:46,200 I found him some clothes. 1180 00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:48,200 I was just trying to teach him stuff man. 1181 00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:50,200 I was teaching him how to cut rags up. 1182 00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:52,200 Telling him that if you cut food up without washing your hands 1183 00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:54,200 you're going to get salmonella. 1184 00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:56,200 I found that out the hard way. 1185 00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:58,200 The worst thing about it is it can't give me a fucking cold. 1186 00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:00,200 When I met up with him he was sneezing all over the place. 1187 00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:02,200 He made you ill. 1188 00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:04,200 Yeah and then I started sneezing and coughing. 1189 00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:06,200 Great. 1190 00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:08,200 He's lucky because there was a moment where I wanted to gag him. 1191 00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:10,200 But I didn't have the right material. 1192 00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:12,200 I was like oh my god. 1193 00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:14,200 I'm going to go to bed. 1194 00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:16,200 But I didn't have the right materials. 1195 00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:18,200 That's just mental. 1196 00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:20,200 Why? 1197 00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:22,200 Just for banks. Just to show him that you could. 1198 00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:24,200 And then I was going to tie him up. 1199 00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:26,200 But once again I didn't have the materials. 1200 00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:28,200 Because you can make rope out of guts. 1201 00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:30,200 But the chicken don't drop guts. 1202 00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:32,200 I don't think. 1203 00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:34,200 So I couldn't create any rope. 1204 00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:36,200 You can make rope out of guts. 1205 00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:38,200 Yeah it's cool. 1206 00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:40,200 So yeah I'm just getting him geared. 1207 00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:42,200 I found a hunter jacket. 1208 00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:44,200 It's a good one. 1209 00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:46,200 I'm going to give him some of the best items on the game. 1210 00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:48,200 Because his weren't camo. 1211 00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:50,200 He was bright white ironically. 1212 00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:52,200 But best insulation. 1213 00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:54,200 So I gave that to him. 1214 00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:56,200 I said you have that mate. 1215 00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:58,200 It's better than what I've got on. 1216 00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:00,200 I taught him where the hospitals were. 1217 00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:02,200 Where the medicine places are. 1218 00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:04,200 Where the hunter things are. 1219 00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:06,200 I was just teaching him all the important stuff really. 1220 00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:08,200 How to survive early on. 1221 00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:10,200 Because it's a hard game. 1222 00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:12,200 You're not going to understand anything. 1223 00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:14,200 And you're sprinting everywhere. 1224 00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:16,200 I said don't sprint everywhere. 1225 00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:18,200 Because that's where your food is going down so fast. 1226 00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:20,200 We found another chicken. 1227 00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:22,200 Quickly cooked it up while it was raining. 1228 00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:24,200 He had one. 1229 00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:26,200 I had three. 1230 00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:28,200 Does he not know that you can get... 1231 00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:30,200 I don't know if he knows. 1232 00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:32,200 But nevertheless he didn't question it. 1233 00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:34,200 He ate them two bits of chicken and I had them six bits. 1234 00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:36,200 So I'm full at this point. 1235 00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:38,200 I'm sluggish. 1236 00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:40,200 Because I'm just rubbing my belly. 1237 00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:42,200 You don't have too much food here. 1238 00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:44,200 This is rumbling. Mine's bloating. 1239 00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:46,200 I got him some water. 1240 00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:48,200 I got some water out of the pond. 1241 00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:50,200 Purified it for him so he didn't get sick. 1242 00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:52,200 Drunk. 1243 00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:54,200 Poured the water in his mouth like a good guy. 1244 00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:56,200 And then I found a jerry can. 1245 00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:58,200 And I thought I could feed him diesel. 1246 00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:00,200 And this is the problem with Daisy. 1247 00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:02,200 Because I'm not a big fan of diesel. 1248 00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:04,200 I'm not a big fan of diesel. 1249 00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:06,200 I'm not a big fan of diesel. 1250 00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:08,200 I'm a big fan of Daisy. 1251 00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:10,200 Because... 1252 00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:12,200 I could feed him some diesel. 1253 00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:14,200 This is the problem. 1254 00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:16,200 Because as I was walking down the road to him, I said to him specifically 1255 00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:18,200 Do not trust anyone in Daisy. 1256 00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:20,200 Even me. 1257 00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:22,200 What's crazy is literally while you're 1258 00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:24,200 talking about feeding... 1259 00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:26,200 watering him with 1260 00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:28,200 purified water. 1261 00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:30,200 I instantly thought that... 1262 00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:32,200 Remember that one of the first times I played Daisy 1263 00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:34,200 someone gave me a bottle of water. 1264 00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:36,200 And I fucking drunk it and died. 1265 00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:38,200 Because I drank a bottle of petrol. 1266 00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:40,200 I was like, what have you done to me? 1267 00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:42,200 So yeah, great. 1268 00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:44,200 Carry on. So yeah, I said to him, look, 1269 00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:46,200 don't trust anyone in Daisy. I've just been 1270 00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:48,200 eaten in a couple of my last lives. 1271 00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:50,200 Someone ate me. They tied me up and ate me. 1272 00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:52,200 So don't trust anyone. 1273 00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:54,200 Even me. I said, I will 1274 00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:56,200 not kill you. But still don't 1275 00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:58,200 trust me. Because... 1276 00:49:58,200 --> 00:50:00,200 And as I've said to the lads 1277 00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:02,200 at work, there was so 1278 00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:04,200 many times 1279 00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:06,200 when he was in his menus 1280 00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:08,200 and I aimed my gun at his head. 1281 00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:10,200 And I thought 1282 00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:12,200 should I? 1283 00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:14,200 I know you've got nothing on you. 1284 00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:16,200 But it will be so 1285 00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:18,200 funny to me. 1286 00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:20,200 Brand new 1287 00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:22,200 player. And what stopped 1288 00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:24,200 me was the fact 1289 00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:26,200 that he's new to Daisy. 1290 00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:28,200 And I don't want him to be like, fuck this game. 1291 00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:30,200 I want him to enjoy it. I want him to appreciate 1292 00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:32,200 and understand it. So I didn't do that. 1293 00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:34,200 But there was at least three occasions 1294 00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:36,200 where he doesn't know 1295 00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:38,200 that I aimed my gun 1296 00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:40,200 at his head. 1297 00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:42,200 I didn't pull the trigger. 1298 00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:44,200 Nevertheless, we moved on. 1299 00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:46,200 We approached Electro, which is 1300 00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:48,200 one of the biggest 1301 00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:50,200 spawning towns that you can go. 1302 00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:52,200 It's huge. I said to him on the way 1303 00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:54,200 and I said, look, be careful here. 1304 00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:56,200 Because there's always going to be 1305 00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:58,200 a lot of people here 1306 00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:00,200 and they will kill on sight. 1307 00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:02,200 And what a lot of people do is 1308 00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:04,200 when they start a new character, they'll spawn 1309 00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:06,200 in a low pop server. 1310 00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:08,200 So there's like two or three people in here. 1311 00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:10,200 They'll go around to all the places like freely. 1312 00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:12,200 No worries because they know they won't bump into 1313 00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:14,200 anyone. And they're going to get all the best loot. 1314 00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:16,200 Then they'll switch servers and they'll run 1315 00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:18,200 all the way back to the 1316 00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:20,200 spawning points and they'll just kill new players over 1317 00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:22,200 and over again. Because it gives them satisfaction 1318 00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:24,200 that they're better than people that can't fight 1319 00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:26,200 back because they're losers. 1320 00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:28,200 So be careful around here. 1321 00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:32,200 I thought he took that advice on. 1322 00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:34,200 Turns out he didn't. 1323 00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:36,200 So we've 1324 00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:38,200 gone in. 1325 00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:42,200 We started looting, found some more equipment for him. 1326 00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:44,200 Thought I'm getting him a bit geared up now. 1327 00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:46,200 He's getting some stuff. Not geared, but his 1328 00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:48,200 survivability is going up. 1329 00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:50,200 He's been 1330 00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:52,200 bleeding a few times. 1331 00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:54,200 We've bandaged him up. He's got the hang of that. 1332 00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:56,200 Then I 1333 00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:58,200 walked into a building. 1334 00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:00,200 And I found a pistol on the floor. 1335 00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,200 I already had guns. I had rifles and stuff. 1336 00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:04,200 I gave him a rifle as well because I'm a nice guy. 1337 00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:06,200 No bullets. 1338 00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:08,200 I found a pistol and I looked at my 1339 00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:10,200 inventory and I was like, I have a magazine for this. 1340 00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:12,200 And I also have bullets for the 1341 00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:14,200 magazine for the pistol. I said to him, 1342 00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:16,200 have you ever had a gun in DayZ other than 1343 00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:18,200 the rifle I give you? He said, yeah, I've had guns, but I've 1344 00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:20,200 never had bullets. 1345 00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:22,200 I said, okay, here's a pistol. 1346 00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:24,200 I dropped the pistol on the floor. 1347 00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:26,200 I dropped the magazine on the floor. 1348 00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:28,200 And I dropped the bullets on the floor. I said, 1349 00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:30,200 make that work. 1350 00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:32,200 Put that in. 1351 00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:34,200 So I walked him through manually loading 1352 00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:36,200 the bullets into the magazine and then manually 1353 00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:38,200 loading the magazine into the gun. 1354 00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:40,200 So he's got an idea. 1355 00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:42,200 Because as a new player, 1356 00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:44,200 you would just be like, why is this not 1357 00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:46,200 shooting? Where is the guns? You know, it's confusing. 1358 00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:48,200 So I taught him that. 1359 00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:50,200 He had like seven or eight 1360 00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:52,200 bullets in this pistol. 1361 00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:54,200 And I said, there you go. 1362 00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:56,200 Now you can defend yourself. Cool. 1363 00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:00,200 Next. 1364 00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:02,200 He just started popping off at zombies. 1365 00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:04,200 Bang, bang, bang, bang, 1366 00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:06,200 bang, bang. 1367 00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:08,200 I was like, did you not 1368 00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:10,200 listen to a word I fucking said? 1369 00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:12,200 All of a sudden, these hordes 1370 00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:14,200 of zombies have surrounded us. 1371 00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:16,200 I'm up on a car. I'm trying to slash these 1372 00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:18,200 zombies away. He's fucking just 1373 00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:20,200 shooting this gun at a zombie. 1374 00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:22,200 It's going tt, tt, tt. You got no bullets, Giz. 1375 00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:24,200 You've got to start whacking them up. 1376 00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:26,200 He started punching them. He's bleeding. 1377 00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:28,200 I'm bleeding. It's just fucking 1378 00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:30,200 mental chaos. 1379 00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:32,200 We've managed to get through that. 1380 00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:34,200 And I was like, I thought you were going to use that 1381 00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:36,200 to defend yourself, not shoot zombies. 1382 00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:38,200 And he just went, ha ha ha. 1383 00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:40,200 This Giz has lost it. 1384 00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:42,200 He's 1385 00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:44,200 bloodthirsty. 1386 00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:46,200 He said, look, I think I'm going to die. 1387 00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:48,200 My health's red. 1388 00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:50,200 My water's yellow. 1389 00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:52,200 And my food's red. I thought, I know why 1390 00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:54,200 your food's red. 1391 00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:56,200 Ha ha ha. 1392 00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:58,200 They said, 1393 00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:00,200 I said, right, let's fix you up. 1394 00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:02,200 But he's fucked to this point. He can barely walk. 1395 00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:04,200 He's limping so slowly. 1396 00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:06,200 It's painful. So obviously, as you know, 1397 00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:08,200 it's proximity chat. So I can't get too far away from him 1398 00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:10,200 before he can't hear me. 1399 00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:12,200 So I'm like, follow me, follow me. I'll find a well 1400 00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:14,200 where we can get a drink and sort the food 1401 00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:16,200 situation out. Because I've picked up 1402 00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:18,200 loads of food. 1403 00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:20,200 I'm just not giving it to him. Well, you've got some. 1404 00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:22,200 I found loads on the way. 1405 00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:24,200 I've got into houses and I've been like, 1406 00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:26,200 oh, crackers. 1407 00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:28,200 I've got a can of beans. 1408 00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:30,200 I've got a can opener as well. 1409 00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:32,200 I'm like, I'm picking 1410 00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:34,200 it up and looking around it. Did he see that? 1411 00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:36,200 I don't think he did. Evil. 1412 00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:38,200 Well, because I think I'm probably going to play with this guy for an hour 1413 00:54:38,200 --> 00:54:40,200 and then I'll never see him again. I need this food for my 1414 00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:42,200 survivability. I was literally going to say, I love that the 1415 00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:44,200 whole point was that you was going to stay on for 10 minutes 1416 00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:46,200 just so you can get some fucking food and then come off. 1417 00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:48,200 Yeah, but you can't pass 1418 00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:50,200 up this opportunity. I thought I 1419 00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:52,200 could be a good guy and teach this guy how to play the game. 1420 00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:54,200 More of the basics at least. And I 1421 00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:56,200 think I did. But after he's 1422 00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:58,200 after he's fucking manic 1423 00:54:58,200 --> 00:55:00,200 shooting 1424 00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:02,200 in Electro. Did he actually kill 1425 00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:04,200 anything with that? Yeah, I think you're one zombie. 1426 00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:06,200 They just all come 1427 00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:08,200 fucking flying around the corners, 1428 00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:10,200 man. You don't do that. 1429 00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:12,200 Nevertheless, 1430 00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:14,200 I said, look, follow me. We'll go 1431 00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:16,200 and get a well. Get you a drink 1432 00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:18,200 and that and hopefully find some food. 1433 00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:20,200 Preferably 1434 00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:22,200 that's not in my inventory. 1435 00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:24,200 So, yeah, 1436 00:55:24,200 --> 00:55:26,200 I can't get too far away from him. So I'm having 1437 00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:28,200 like completely slow down constantly 1438 00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:30,200 because I look around and he's miles behind just 1439 00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:32,200 limping away. When he's 1440 00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:34,200 like far away, he's talking but I can't 1441 00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:36,200 hear him. And then it gets closer. He gets 1442 00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:38,200 more louder as he gets closer. So I have 1443 00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:40,200 to keep stopping for him. 1444 00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:42,200 And yeah, he caught up 1445 00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:44,200 with me and I was like, look, I think the well is in the middle of 1446 00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:46,200 his tongue. And just as I said 1447 00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:48,200 that, I see a geese, a crouch 1448 00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:50,200 sprinting behind the car towards him. 1449 00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:52,200 And I went, no, no, don't. He shot 1450 00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:54,200 him. And I was like, bro, 1451 00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:56,200 he was new to the 1452 00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:58,200 guy. He shot me. 1453 00:55:58,200 --> 00:56:00,200 Both dead. 1454 00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:02,200 Why are we both dead? Because he thought 1455 00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:04,200 it'd be a good idea to start shooting 1456 00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:06,200 fucking zombies. But one 1457 00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:08,200 thing I did before he died was plug what's the button. 1458 00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:10,200 So if you're listening, 1459 00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:12,200 right. 1460 00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:14,200 If you're listening, I'm sorry. 1461 00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:16,200 I had food. But you didn't die 1462 00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:18,200 because of me. You died 1463 00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:20,200 because you was firing up shots in a lecture. 1464 00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:22,200 You died because of yourself. You need 1465 00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:24,200 to listen. But I feel like you've learned some 1466 00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:26,200 valuable lessons. I hope you continue to play the game. 1467 00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:28,200 Sub to our Patreon. 1468 00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:30,200 Patreon.com forward slash what's buttons. 1469 00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:32,200 For more. 1470 00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:34,200 After all that shit, after you just said I 1471 00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:36,200 had all that food and just wouldn't give it to you. 1472 00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:38,200 But he didn't. If he was going to die, I 1473 00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:40,200 kept asking him what his meters are. 1474 00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:42,200 If he was literally going to die because he was hungry, I'd give him 1475 00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:44,200 food. Only a little bit. 1476 00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:46,200 And I would have fed it to him so he didn't eat it all. 1477 00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:48,200 Only a tin full. 1478 00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:50,200 I'd give him just enough. You know, like 1479 00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:52,200 some sick fuck, they'll give you just enough to survive. 1480 00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:54,200 I'd keep him teetering on the edge. 1481 00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:56,200 Just so he knows who's boss. 1482 00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:58,200 Who's in charge. Because I said to him, when I give him that gun, 1483 00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:00,200 I said, don't you fucking shoot me. 1484 00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:02,200 Don't shoot me. Because I've got a shotgun. 1485 00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:04,200 And I've got a rifle. And I've got an axe. 1486 00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:06,200 And a knife. All sorts of stuff. 1487 00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:08,200 The things I could do to you. 1488 00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:10,200 I would have shot you. 100% 1489 00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:12,200 if that was me and you've given me a gun. 1490 00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:14,200 And I'm new. Not even if I'm new. 1491 00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:16,200 Now, if I'm fucking veteran, 1492 00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:18,200 I'm shooting you. 1493 00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:20,200 Because it's hilarious. It is hilarious. 1494 00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:22,200 I wouldn't be able to. And there was a little bit of me 1495 00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:24,200 that thought, go on, do it. 1496 00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:26,200 Go on, let's have a fight here. 1497 00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:28,200 No, don't have a fight. Just shoot me when I'm not looking. 1498 00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:30,200 Yeah, go on. If he'd just come up behind me 1499 00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:32,200 and it came up going, bang, you're dead. 1500 00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:34,200 I would have been like, fair play. 1501 00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:36,200 He's going to get on fine. Fair play, yeah. 1502 00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:38,200 And I would have respected the shit out of it. 1503 00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:42,200 Or if he had pointed a gun to your head and just said, 1504 00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:44,200 don't trust anyone. 1505 00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:46,200 And then pulled the trigger. 1506 00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:48,200 That would have been the ultimate. 1507 00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:50,200 That would have been the best. 1508 00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:52,200 Don't trust anyone. Not even me. Bang. 1509 00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:54,200 Yeah, don't trust anyone. 1510 00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:56,200 That would have been the ultimate winner. 1511 00:57:56,200 --> 00:57:58,200 That would have been so fucking cold. 1512 00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:02,200 That's like graphic novel kind of shit, isn't it? 1513 00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:04,200 What he could have done in reality, 1514 00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:06,200 he could have just aimed that gun at me, 1515 00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:10,200 at my head and just gone, drop your shit. 1516 00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:12,200 Yeah, give me a restock. 1517 00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:14,200 And at that point, I've just got a cowboy hat on. 1518 00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:16,200 I've got no head protection. If he shoots me once and then I'm dead. 1519 00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:20,200 Yeah, but can't you just quickly sprint around him, 1520 00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:22,200 start smashing him up? 1521 00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:24,200 All depends on reaction time, doesn't it? 1522 00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:26,200 No, not in this game, bro. 1523 00:58:26,200 --> 00:58:28,200 For me to even draw a weapon, 1524 00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:32,200 he would have shot me three times before I could draw the gun. 1525 00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:34,200 Providing he could shoot, 1526 00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:36,200 because the way he shot them zombies when I dealt, 1527 00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:38,200 it was erratic, but if he just pointed a gun at me, 1528 00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:42,200 it's kind of like, can I move before he shoots? 1529 00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:46,200 Because if I go to move and he shoots, I'm dead. 1530 00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:48,200 So you kind of are just like at their mercy then. 1531 00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:50,200 And that's why people do. 1532 00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:54,200 And you can use your buttons to put your hands in the air. 1533 00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:57,200 And you drop your stuff and fucking they tie you up and eat you. 1534 00:58:57,200 --> 00:58:59,200 Or do whatever it is they want to do. 1535 00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:01,200 Put a bag over your head so you can't see. 1536 00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:04,200 Put a fucking bit of tissue in your mouth so you can't talk. 1537 00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:06,200 Cucumber on your arse. 1538 00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:08,200 People put tissue in their mouth. 1539 00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:11,200 They eat humans, get the brain disease where they can't stop laughing. 1540 00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:13,200 Like the character laughs. 1541 00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:16,200 And then they put fucking tissue in their mouth so people can't hear them laughing. 1542 00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:17,200 It's mental. 1543 00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:18,200 That's so crazy. 1544 00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:20,200 People take their shoes off to sneak around and stuff. 1545 00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:22,200 Yeah, I remember seeing stuff like that, 1546 00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:24,200 where you take your shoes off to make yourself more quiet. 1547 00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:26,200 Yeah, that guy, I respect you. 1548 00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:29,200 I messaged him after and said, you know, the geezer killed us. 1549 00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:31,200 You know, lol. 1550 00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:33,200 He was like, catch you around sometime. 1551 00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:35,200 And I was like, yeah, hopefully I see you. 1552 00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:37,200 And I know his name because I added him as a friend. 1553 00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:39,200 So if I see him again, hopefully I'll see him again. 1554 00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:42,200 And I'll check the lobby when I go in to see if he's in the lobby. 1555 00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:45,200 And I really hope I come across him because I'd like to help him out a bit more. 1556 00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:47,200 Because it was good fun. 1557 00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:51,200 I didn't know that you could go into an unpopulated server, 1558 00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:53,200 get a load of shit and then just go into another server. 1559 00:59:53,200 --> 00:59:56,200 I thought whatever server you was in, you was locked in on that server. 1560 00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:58,200 No, you can take all your stuff into the other server. 1561 00:59:58,200 --> 01:00:03,200 But all that will happen is it will randomly put you somewhere. 1562 01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:05,200 It won't put you where you was. 1563 01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:11,200 Because I never really understood the whole server, how it actually worked. 1564 01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:14,200 I never really, never really got it. 1565 01:00:14,200 --> 01:00:18,200 I didn't know what would happen if you'd logged out or I just didn't get that. 1566 01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:22,200 Because don't get it twisted, if you've never played DayZ before, 1567 01:00:22,200 --> 01:00:24,200 this game doesn't tell you anything. 1568 01:00:24,200 --> 01:00:27,200 I thought from software games don't tell you anything. 1569 01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:31,200 But DayZ tells you nothing, literally nothing. 1570 01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:34,200 You log on. You want to be a geezer or a woman. 1571 01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:37,200 Right. I'll be a geezer. Sweet. 1572 01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:39,200 Here's a character that we've made for you. 1573 01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:43,200 Hit play, pick your server, in you go. 1574 01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:46,200 You wake up and then you've got a fucking grape in your pocket and a glow stick. 1575 01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:48,200 See you later. 1576 01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:52,200 There is a tutorial thing you can play if you want, but it's worth load of shit. 1577 01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:54,200 I'm not being funny. 1578 01:00:54,200 --> 01:00:57,200 Honestly, I learn stuff every day on that game. 1579 01:00:57,200 --> 01:01:00,200 Every day I watch a YouTube video and every day I'm like, I didn't know you could do that. 1580 01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:04,200 I'm learning stuff just fucking listening to you because there's so much stuff that I didn't... 1581 01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:09,200 I remember when I first picked up a gun and I found a magazine and I found bullets, 1582 01:01:09,200 --> 01:01:11,200 I didn't have a fucking clue what I was doing. 1583 01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:13,200 I had no idea because you just don't think... 1584 01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:20,200 When I say it's a survival game, think like you're trying to survive. 1585 01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:22,200 And it is exactly like that. 1586 01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:25,200 Daisy is more realistic than real life. That's what people say. 1587 01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:27,200 If by some gift you manage... 1588 01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:32,200 So you've got a gun and for some reason you manage to accidentally put the magazine in, 1589 01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:34,200 you'll think, okay, the bullets are in there. 1590 01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:36,200 The bullets are in my inventory, so it will fire them. 1591 01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:39,200 No, the bullets need to be in the magazine, dickhead. 1592 01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:41,200 And then load it into the gun. 1593 01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:45,200 And then guess what? You can also load an extra bullet into the chamber if you want. 1594 01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:50,200 You know what I mean? The game is the game and that's the game I'm playing. 1595 01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:53,200 And that's the end of the Daisy Tale this week. 1596 01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:55,200 That's the end of the episode. 1597 01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:56,200 Tune in next week for more. 1598 01:01:56,200 --> 01:01:58,200 Next week, Christmas episode, I guess. 1599 01:01:58,200 --> 01:02:01,200 Oh shit, yeah. I'll have to get Steph to do a Christmas logo. 1600 01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:04,200 Yeah, and we'll wear a Christmas hat that you won't see. 1601 01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:06,200 Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. 1602 01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:08,200 Anyway, Patreon next. 1603 01:02:08,200 --> 01:02:09,200 Uro. 1604 01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:11,200 Uro.