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Let's a go, it's a me, a Mario.

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Oh, I've got 2713 PlayStation star points.

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That is...

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That equates to how much money?

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£10.

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Is it?

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I think I've got like £600, something like that.

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I was reading earlier, you can get,

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the PlayStation kind of botched it a little bit,

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so you can kind of get infinite money,

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which is an interesting hack.

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So you can use your points to get vouchers,

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you can get like a £60 voucher,

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but then when you buy that voucher, you get points,

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and then when you spend that voucher, you get points,

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so you can just repeat the cycle.

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I'm sure eventually it levels itself out, no?

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Oh, I don't know. It was Google, I read it,

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and instantly I just believe everything I see on the internet.

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Useful work, that's that then.

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That's that, that is that.

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Yeah, so that's cool.

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Where should we start?

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I've got so much to discuss, many things.

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Do you like the logos?

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I love the logos.

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They're cool, aren't they?

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I think they're great.

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It's a nice little change.

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Fantastic work.

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If...

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We're all involved.

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If the people don't know, we, well, I say we,

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Steph designed a logo specifically for when she's doing an episode,

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and it's called a Stephisode, and it's very nice colours.

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I'm very happy with them, and...

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We're very happy with them.

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We are very happy with them.

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I think they're beautiful.

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And then she designed another one for the patron,

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which has some lightsabers thrown into it,

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and it's the old typical fucking red and blue Star Wars colours.

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I just love the way you scroll through,

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and you can just see like the pink and that,

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and it just mixes it up, doesn't it?

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It looks nice, man.

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So I went back and I changed the logo on every single episode

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that me and Steph have done just to make it stand out a lot more,

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and that's how it worked going forward.

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Not to fucking set anything apart.

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It's just so that people know who's on what episode.

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And it looks cool as fuck.

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Yeah.

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I don't know if anyone else does that.

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I've never seen that before.

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No.

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I just thought it was quite decent.

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Just pioneers of our craft, aren't we?

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But she had that...

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Because obviously she's an artist, and I am very much not.

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So from a creativity point of view, I'm fucking lacklustre,

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and we've been over that before.

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So whenever Steph has made stuff for us in the past,

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and then these logos especially,

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she's obviously spent a lot of time on them.

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And then I feel like she suffers from,

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when she's looking at it all the time,

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she's seeing stuff that I'm not seeing.

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So when she was showing them, she was like,

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is that good?

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And then me fucking Labrador I am was like,

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yeah, that's fucking sick.

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Yeah, let's keep that.

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I might change this.

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I might do that.

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And then I might do this.

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And I'm like, no, no, no, no, it's fine.

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So yeah, but if I do that,

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then it's going to look better and better.

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And so I drag her away from the computer, go leave it.

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It's fine.

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It looks fantastic.

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But no, very, very happy with them.

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Very happy.

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What it does do is open up more scope on merch and shit like that.

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I want to start looking at like wooly hats and things now that we're getting into the winter.

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Definitely want a wooly hat.

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I definitely want a wooly hat.

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I just want to figure out...

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I rock that shit every day.

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I just want to figure out how design wise what it is that you'd put on.

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I'm thinking maybe like our three emblems, something like that.

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Something along those lines or WTB.

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I don't know.

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Something on the drawing board,

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but definitely something that I want to do or that we want to do.

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You feel me?

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Feeling you.

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Where do we want to start?

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I've got so many things to talk about.

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Mine's all wow.

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I've just been playing wow.

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No one wants to hear that.

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I've just been playing all wow.

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I'll give you the topics and you can choose.

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Kingdom Come Deliverance,

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Risk of Rain 2,

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Call of Duty,

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Diablo 4,

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I don't want to hear about Call of Duty or Diablo 4.

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Okay.

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Skip them absolute shitters out of the way.

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What do you want to hear about?

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You've been playing Deliverance?

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Kingdom Come Deliverance?

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Yeah, I had it before.

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What is that?

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That's a fucking strategy game, isn't it?

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No, no, no.

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It's a medieval simulator, basically.

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It is a simulator.

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It's historically accurate.

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There's no dragons or shit in it.

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It's solely about Bohemia and an invasion and stuff like that.

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Is that not the one where I can see people running around with the Yooka-Laylee thing?

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The loot?

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No.

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They're like ding-a-ding-a and then they bash someone over the head with it.

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I don't think so.

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I mean, we can have a look at it.

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It's a game that came out in 2017 or something like that.

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It came out.

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It was all right.

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I enjoyed it, but I never finished it.

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It's so fucking hardcore.

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It's hard to get to grips with.

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But I gave it to my friend, Jimmy, if you will.

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I gave him the game because he was so interested in it.

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When he left the company that he worked at, I gave it to him as a parting gift.

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I think he might have given it back to me now.

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I can't remember.

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But I gave it to him to keep, regardless.

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I was looking the other day and it popped up and I've been looking at buying it again.

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The Royal Edition, which comes with all the DLC, was £4 on PlayStation Store.

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The normal version was like £35.

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I was like, I'll have the Royal Edition, please.

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So I downloaded it and I've jumped back in and I'm slowly working my way through that.

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I don't think you'd like anything to do with it.

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I don't think you've got the patience for that sort of stuff.

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You know yourself.

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You know you wouldn't have the patience for that.

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I'm better than you at Elden Ring.

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I've got the patience.

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It's not that sort of patience, mate.

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It's completely different.

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Is it like For Honor?

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It's got this For Honor style combat.

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But the mechanics basically of DayZ.

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So you get hungry, you get thirsty.

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Oh yeah, no, I'm out.

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I'm out.

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I'm switched straight away.

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I'm switched off.

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But yeah, that's as hardcore as they come for medieval games.

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I've just had a medieval itch that's needed scratching.

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So I've been playing that.

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I've also been playing Diablo 4 for my medieval itch, which you don't want to talk about.

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Nevertheless, I don't know why I downloaded it again.

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There's no rhyme or reason to it.

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I just did.

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I put it on and I was like, this sucks.

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And then after about an hour of it sucking, I was like, I'm loving this.

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This is great.

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And bearing in mind, my barbarian, which I started before season one, when the game first came out,

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he's level 61 and I started season two, skip season one, with the rogue.

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And he is like level 55.

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I've only been playing like a week, week and a half.

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So they've leveled, they're 40% increase in level speed, which is much better.

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And it's season of blood, which is all about vampires and all the cosmetics from the battle pass are sick.

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I got the battle pass essentially for free because it came with the edition that I bought.

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So I redeemed it for this season.

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So I'm trying to work my way through that.

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I've got some cool stuff.

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Says that Diablo 4 currently averages 314,000 players a day and has attracted a total of 4,715,000 active users over the last 30 days.

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And that was from that was November.

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So very, very recent, which still shows a healthy player base.

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There's something there.

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Yeah, it's just it's just I don't know.

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It's just got something that I really like about it.

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And it's yeah, it didn't start off great, granted, but they're making the right noises.

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They're making the right improvements.

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Why didn't it start?

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Because what started off really well?

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What what actually happened to it?

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Because I know I remember I remember whinging about the the season system and the having to create another character and level that up again.

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And I never I didn't really understand it.

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I'm not much of a Diablo fan.

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And when I was asking everyone to explain it to me, it wasn't that everyone was acting like I was stupid, but they were kind of like, how are you playing Diablo?

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And you don't you don't know this is this is a system that's been in place for a while.

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And then it seems like when it come out, everyone was complaining about the said system that I didn't fucking understand and saying how stupid it was.

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So I don't get what I'll tell you why that why that happened is because Diablo four has came out, dropped a bomb and gone.

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Here's Diablo four.

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Everyone's gone. This is amazing.

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This is fantastic.

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I love this.

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And they're all new people.

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So all the new people when the season one came out, they're like, what?

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So again, yeah, fuck that.

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So then people that are not used to that leave and then the main stayers are still there.

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And I'll be honest, we spoke about it almost entirely for an episode.

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Just going.

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How the fuck does it work?

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Circling back to it.

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But I'll be honest, it does work.

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And it's fucking it's proper freshen the game up.

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It makes it so much more interesting.

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So essentially, obviously you've got your mob, Ragnar, who's the main dude.

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He's on the eternal realm now, which is obviously just like a separate thing.

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And then the seasonal realm, which is where all the seasonal stuff is happening.

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So in where Ragnar lives, there's nothing going on.

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It's just the normal games.

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So if you log in there, nothing's happening in this one.

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You've got vampires running about a spawning in behind you.

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You've got all vamp vampiric powers, blood to collect.

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There's loads of stuff going on.

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But essentially, all the items and stuff that you collect or trans mobs and all that sort of stuff, you'll keep forever.

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So there'll be new items and things to collect and you'll keep them forever.

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So the trans mob, once you've unlocked them, obviously they can go on any character in the future.

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It feels like Expeditions or No Man's Sky.

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Kind of, yeah.

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You can kind of put it like that.

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I mean, these characters, whereas Expeditions, they kind of just die and there's nothing.

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You can always play these again.

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So once the season's over, my rogue will move to the eternal realm.

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And some things do move over to the eternal realm as well, depending.

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So they just cherry pick what works, basically.

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They use the seasonal model as a test to see what people like.

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If they like it, they'll implement it into the thing.

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But the way I see it, I don't see why anyone would play the eternal realm because there's nothing really going on.

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Once this season ends, you'll just jump into the next season and then start a new character.

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But obviously, you'll have your trans mobs available and yadda, yadda, yadda.

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I get the system and I am with it because essentially, at the end of the day, leveling is fun.

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Grinding, smashing thousands of mobs up is fun.

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You get so many levels when you start due to just the progression that you've had in the game.

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You automatically collect renown in each area and they give you rewards like level up and stuff.

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That carries across all characters.

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So when you start a new character, you get all the benefits from what your other characters have done.

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And yeah, leveling is the fun part.

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And if I want to play rogue again next season, I'll just either build the same build that I've got now or try something different.

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I suppose for me, it's the it.

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It says to me that in terms of like having a main character, you don't necessarily stick with that main character,

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like you say, because you go into the eternal realm and then there isn't really much going on.

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So you're you're basically forced to play another character, which is how it's designed.

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To me, I just don't like that system.

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I don't I don't like the idea of that.

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I can understand how that's fun and how it gets you to explore other things.

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Because I suppose there's only so many times that you'd be able to make a rogue and still enjoy it.

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You'd eventually go, oh, well, I'll try something else then like a monk or something like that.

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So I understand it.

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It's just for me, I think because I'm so ingrained in that having a main character and just fucking putting the hours into one thing,

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just having to reset and reload.

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I 100 percent 100 percent get what you're saying, because I am of exactly the same ilk as yourself in that.

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And I just didn't think the seasonal model would be any interest to me.

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But I've actually found it really enjoyable, surprisingly, because I suppose in this in this case,

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you're building your account up as opposed to a character.

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So your account's getting stronger and more powerful and more pretty to look at with the cosmetics unlocked.

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And you can just implement them on any character.

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I don't know. Obviously, they announced the expansion.

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I don't know if that goes in the eternal realm.

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I don't know how that works.

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So you might jump.

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Oh, yeah, they announced the expansion at BlizzCon.

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They announced the expansion.

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Oh, again, it's skewed for me because I'm so not interested in it.

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I've got that perception that because I'm not interested in it, I don't see anything of Diablo.

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I see nothing of it.

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So I automatically assume, well, if I'm not seeing anything of it, then that means no one's interested in it.

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You know what I mean? You get that that that algorithmic side where because you're not interested in stuff,

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you're not actively seeing it.

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So as far as you're perceiving, unless you actually give your head a wobble, that that subject has died.

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You know what I mean?

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100 percent understand.

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So that's like, well, obviously, I'm proven wrong because there's over 300000 people every month playing this game.

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So it's not dead.

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It's just not for me.

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It's not dead by any means.

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It's thriving.

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If anything is doing really well, obviously, it's going to fluctuate as all games do.

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Life service and it started off really good and it dropped substantially.

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But it was always going to because you got casuals coming in, doing the main story, never playing it again.

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Look at New World.

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When that first come out, Amazon's crack at an MMO and it was fucking mental.

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It was massive, fucking huge.

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And they ran into the problem of you've you've made a game that's just had some serious fucking influx of players.

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You've now got to keep them.

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And most people can't do that.

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They can't figure that one out.

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I see people sitting in queues for over an hour just to get on.

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There's a new mode on on while classic called season of discovery that they announced at Blizzcon.

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And it's basically taken inspiration from a private server called Ascension,

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which is where you can just mix and match the classes.

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You can be a warlock that can be a fucking tank and have like warrior abilities and shit like that.

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Stop fucking warrior abilities just so you can like you can mailed anything you want.

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Well, they've brought out their own version of it called seasons of discovery, which is like Diablo, a limited time thing.

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It's not forever.

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It's rotating.

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And right now it's crazy popular.

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I think it come out yesterday or Thursday, one of those two.

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And yeah, like on the discord that I'm in, there's people sat in queues for like three hours and show that trying to get in.

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They get in and then they just get murdered by a wolf and then boom, that's it.

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Because you're going in starter zones where there's like 100 people.

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There's only like five mobs to kill.

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But it's not unlike retail now.

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The mobs are tag shed.

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So if someone attacks them and then you attack that mob as well, you will get a loot from it.

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Whereas in old style World Warcraft, it was whoever tagged that mob or using the party with that person that tagged it.

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You won't get in any fucking sliver of what it was going to drop.

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So you're in a starter zone with 100 plus people, five mobs.

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Everyone's just fucking waiting around for something to respawn because everyone else keeps tagging.

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So it's that because it's new and spangled, everyone, everyone's fucking interested in it.

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And like you say, eventually people will drop off and then the people that will stay are the other ones that were actually genuinely interested in it.

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Yeah, I think I have genuinely interest in Diablo.

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I'll be interested to see if it keeps me because I've been jumping on for a couple of hours every night and then moving on to DayZ or whatever I want to play.

328
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But I've been playing it and yeah, I've got to level 55 or something on the battle pass.

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Yeah, of 90 I think it is. And I want to get my money's worth out of it because I bought the big edition and cashed this battle pass in for free.

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And obviously I'm unlocking loads of cosmetics and stuff which carry on.

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But yeah, it's like an economy in the game. I'm constantly seeing people writing in the chat, trade fucking for whispering eyes for 10 slabs of darkness.

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I just made them up. I don't know. But yeah, I don't know.

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I have no idea. But they're always asking for stuff. I don't know what you're after, but good luck to you.

334
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So there's obviously a reason people are trading and trying to do things. I know there's certain items you need to summon certain bosses which can drop.

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I don't know if you heard, you probably did. There's like the ultimate, ultimate items in the game.

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I can't remember what they're called. They're called like Uber Uniques or fucking some crazy shit.

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They've got like one in a million drop rate or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How about that?

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They're buffed them. So they are obtainable now. They're not just some elusive item.

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I mean they are elusive and you're very lucky to get one. But there is ways.

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You can target farm them if you want to try and get them.

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So people I think are using these items to then summon the boss to then try and get the item.

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And obviously you can't keep doing it unless you got the item. So I think there's that kind of loop in there.

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And obviously these items, when your character gets shifted over to the Eternal Realm, he'll take it with him.

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So you always have it in your stash. You can't equip Eternal Realm items in seasonal mode, but you've got the item.

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I don't know what the benefit is. That's still where I'm confused as to why would I spend all this time trying to get this mega powerful item.

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But then I can only use it for this season and then what's the point?

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So I don't understand. There must be a reason for the Eternal Realm to exist other than just seasonal.

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So I think maybe expansions might come into play with it so you can jump into one of your characters.

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But as long as I enjoy it as much as I am at the moment.

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I'd like to think that it would be expansions would be on the Eternal Realm.

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Yeah, it would be weird to do it in a seasonal way, wouldn't it?

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Yeah, I suppose.

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Because theoretically, if you buy an expansion you want to be able to do it whenever.

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Seasonal is for a period of time, so it should have to be into Eternal.

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Like you say, otherwise what's the point in having the Eternal Realm? They're just a fucking character holder.

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Yeah, well essentially, that's what they're there for.

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So you don't get that element of loss otherwise at least your character is still there.

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Excuse me.

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But yeah, as long as I'm enjoying it as much as I am next season, then I'm going to run a Necromancer next time.

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So yeah, I'm expansion. I'm excited to continue playing Diablo.

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I'm just going to Google quickly if it's on Eternal Realm because I don't understand.

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I don't know how it's working.

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When paid for expansions come out, will we have to make new characters?

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I know seasons require new ones, that's fine with me.

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But with the full expansions come out, will it continue to still have the original or the F20 ones?

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I'm assuming you should be able to play with your original or the existing character for Eternal Realm.

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I hope so. Story so far, same here.

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Ten or more base levels from expansions.

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It was like that in previous games, expecting same here.

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So yeah, theoretically people are saying in Diablo 3 when they done expansions it was the Eternal Realm characters.

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So yeah, there is a reason.

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Yeah, I'm enjoying it.

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Moving on, I guess to DayZ because I've had some fun in that.

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That's been a fucking blast.

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Hold on, let me recaffinate.

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Big gulps, big big gulps.

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That's made me really need a poo.

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It's dangerous, I might have to stop it.

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I'll try and get through.

380
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No, you're powering through.

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I'll try but I really, really might need a poo.

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I don't know if there's any toilet roll in here.

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To be honest with you, I don't care. If it's coming out, it's coming out.

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There's not a lot I can do about it.

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They've added an update which might pique your interest slightly.

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There's a new feature in the game.

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It's a feature but you would never know unless you looked into DayZ and was up to date with the news.

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So essentially if me and you create a character, go onto the same server.

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And then spawn in at the same time as new spawns.

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We will spawn in the same place.

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Decent, thanks fuck for that.

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Not in the same place but we will be like...

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You'll be in the same vicinity.

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We'll be in the same area.

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So you go, oh I see that tower, yeah I'll be there.

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Yeah because trying to fucking find someone is a cunt.

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It fucking sucks trying to find someone. I hate it.

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Me and Clark have been playing a lot together.

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Pretty much every life we've been together.

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Making our way downtown, walking fast from home.

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So we've been having a blast.

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But I want to tell you a little story of what happened to me last night.

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Go on, I'm listening.

404
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I did screen record it or whatever you call it.

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Capture it.

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Screen capture.

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But it hasn't gone onto my phone for some reason which is heartbreaking.

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But...

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Yeah sometimes it doesn't load properly, I don't know why.

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There's a couple of maps on DayZ Vanilla.

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So there's Livonia which is the DLC map which is the only map I've ever really played.

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I'm never really bothered with Chernarus which is the main map.

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But because I've been doing so much Livonia lately, I've decided, me and Clark have decided to go to Chernarus.

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Which is the original map.

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I don't know anything about Chernarus.

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All the buildings are different.

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I don't know where the loot spawns is.

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It's all confusing to me but it's also exciting.

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Agreed.

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Because it's that sense of adventure, exploration and discovery which we all enjoy.

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Because we're human beings.

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I start.

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It's very dark.

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I see nothing.

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I have a glow stick and a blue fruit.

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Which can only be described as a plum.

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Okay.

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A plum.

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Is it a plum?

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I think they do give you plums when you start, yeah.

431
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Not on Livonia they don't but in Chernarus they do.

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I think it's a plum.

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So I start with a plum.

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I eat my plum.

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I'm running around in the dark.

436
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It's raining, it's storming.

437
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I see Fuggle.

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You're cold I presume.

439
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Yeah I'm a little bit chilly.

440
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I'm running down a train track.

441
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It's safer than I.

442
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There will be no trains.

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They squash me.

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I see a light in the distance.

445
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Yeah.

446
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I see a man.

447
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We do the internationally respected and you know a couple of crouches to each other.

448
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We know what's going on here.

449
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He turns his mic on.

450
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He says, yo what's happening Prince?

451
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I say nothing.

452
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I don't plug my mic in.

453
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I have my mic on but I'm not talking.

454
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So I give him the international.

455
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Why?

456
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A couple of crouches.

457
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Well because my daughter was sitting next to me playing a game and he would have heard

458
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like fucking Crazy Frog or something.

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It would have been a complicated time.

460
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So we did that.

461
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He said, do you want to sit together?

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So I did the up and down, up and down on the right stick nodding away.

463
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He was like cool let's go.

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So we're running off.

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I'm just following a light in the distance.

466
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We stopped off in a little garage.

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He said he found me some shoes.

468
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He said put them on Prince.

469
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I said thank you.

470
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I didn't say thank you but in my head I said thank you.

471
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We got attacked by zombies.

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We sprinted around, found a car, stood on top of it.

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Just me and this guy.

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I want to call him Banana because his name was like banana or something.

475
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So Banana we should be known as.

476
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We stood on top of this car.

477
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We punched these zombies out.

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We lived.

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It was a great time.

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We were building quite the bond, quite the friendship.

481
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:30,000
There were times when he was getting attacked and I was hitting him from behind and there

482
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,000
were times when I was getting attacked and he was hitting him from behind.

483
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,000
We were looking out for each other.

484
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,000
We were cold.

485
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,000
We were wet.

486
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,000
We had no food.

487
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,000
We were pitch black and we couldn't see anything.

488
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,000
My glow stick died.

489
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,000
I didn't even realize.

490
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,000
He gave me a spare one.

491
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,000
I cracked it.

492
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:46,000
We continued down this train track.

493
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:49,000
He started veering off.

494
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,000
I reiterate we can see nothing.

495
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:54,000
It's pitch black and when I say it's black and daisy it's nothing.

496
00:24:54,000 --> 00:25:01,000
You can see nothing except the glow of the friendly Banana man's glow stick.

497
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,000
I continue to follow him.

498
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,000
He's continuing to talk to me.

499
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,000
He's trying to perk me up.

500
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,000
He's trying to get me through a bad situation.

501
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,000
He's going to be alright Prince.

502
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,000
We're going to be alright here pal.

503
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,000
I'm alright.

504
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,000
Yeah I know.

505
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,000
I've got this.

506
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000
We see light in the distance.

507
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:20,000
We see two survivors approaching us on the train track.

508
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,000
Once again I have no mic plugged in.

509
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,000
Banana shouts out.

510
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:26,000
Who goes there?

511
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:30,000
They say friendly friendly, friendly friendly.

512
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000
He also says friendly.

513
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,000
He says it's just me and one other here.

514
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,000
They say just me and one other here too.

515
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:42,000
As though we've got a fire and some fat left over if you want to get warm and shit.

516
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,000
Cool.

517
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,000
You up for that Prince?

518
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,000
Absolutely I am.

519
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,000
Of course I am.

520
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,000
We follow them.

521
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,000
They say don't worry about the zombie.

522
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,000
He's trapped on the roof.

523
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,000
I hear a roar.

524
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,000
I panic and turn around.

525
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,000
He is trapped on the roof.

526
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:56,000
Easily tell the truth.

527
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:59,000
A zombie attacks Banana.

528
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,000
The other two run off.

529
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,000
I stood there.

530
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,000
I fought the zombie.

531
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,000
On my own.

532
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,000
Banana says Prince has got my back.

533
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,000
Prince has got his back.

534
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:13,000
Prince stayed behind and looked after him.

535
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,000
We ran to the well as instructed.

536
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,000
We were all drinking.

537
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,000
All four of us.

538
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,000
One of them started singing a song.

539
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,000
We're the three best friends.

540
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,000
Oh Jesus Christ.

541
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,000
We're the four best friends.

542
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,000
I was having a great time.

543
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,000
Giggling away in silence.

544
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:30,000
They didn't hear me.

545
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,000
They said how long have you known Prince?

546
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,000
I've just met him.

547
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,000
He's like a cool dude.

548
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:37,000
I am a cool dude.

549
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:40,000
He says has he not got a mic?

550
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,000
He says no.

551
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,000
He says good.

552
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,000
Well not good.

553
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:46,000
He says yeah that's okay.

554
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:49,000
We're all full up on water at this point.

555
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,000
One of them got full up instantly on water.

556
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,000
And just buggered off.

557
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,000
So I'm full.

558
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,000
I follow us to the house.

559
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000
I followed them to the house.

560
00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,000
They weren't lying.

561
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,000
There's a nice fire in there.

562
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,000
All warm.

563
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,000
Cozy.

564
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,000
I shut the doors on the way in.

565
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:08,000
I said get yourselves round that fire lads.

566
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000
It's cold out there.

567
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,000
Got ourselves near that fire.

568
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,000
That sounds sinister.

569
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,000
It sounds like it's going to a dark place.

570
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:19,000
I took my trousers off.

571
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,000
To ring them out.

572
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,000
To ring them out.

573
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,000
Because they were drenched.

574
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,000
You have to ring your clothes out.

575
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,000
You know this.

576
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,000
I know this.

577
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,000
So I was ringing my trousers out.

578
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,000
Next to the fire.

579
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,000
They're considered ringed.

580
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,000
So I dropped them next to the fire.

581
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:39,000
And I was trying to take my top off.

582
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,000
To ring that out.

583
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,000
But every time I went on the top.

584
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,000
To put in my hand button.

585
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,000
It just kicked me off the menu.

586
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,000
I was like what's going on?

587
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,000
I kept doing it.

588
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,000
I did it like three times.

589
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,000
Nothing was happening.

590
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,000
And then I saw a little message pop up.

591
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,000
At the bottom left corner.

592
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,000
That said.

593
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:59,000
Fight out of restraints.

594
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,000
Oh God.

595
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,000
There you go.

596
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,000
They restrained my hands.

597
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:08,000
With rope.

598
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,000
That was terrifying.

599
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000
I'm surrounded by three guys.

600
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,000
My friend Banana.

601
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,000
I panicked instantly.

602
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:17,000
I looked at Banana for any sort of encouragement.

603
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,000
Banana looked at me and went.

604
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,000
It's nothing personal Prince.

605
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,000
Oh my God.

606
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,000
He turned you in.

607
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:28,000
It's nothing personal Prince.

608
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,000
I unmuted my mic.

609
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,000
I said you son of a bitch.

610
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,000
You fucking son of a bitch.

611
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:37,000
One of them walked up into my vision.

612
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,000
So all I could see was his face.

613
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:42,000
He done the shh emoji in my face.

614
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,000
He went.

615
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,000
You look tasty.

616
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,000
Oh no.

617
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,000
Oh no.

618
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:52,000
There's some psychos on this Jay.

619
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000
I said you fucking son of a bitch.

620
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,000
He said.

621
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:58,000
I've already fed you human while you was at the well.

622
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000
What does he mean?

623
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,000
They fed me.

624
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,000
While I was drinking.

625
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:05,000
They were putting human steak in my mouth.

626
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,000
I wasn't aware.

627
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,000
He was behind me.

628
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,000
Putting it in.

629
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:11,000
Because when they feed you they just.

630
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,000
You can't.

631
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,000
They could do it.

632
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,000
You wouldn't know.

633
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000
So they've already fed me human steak.

634
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,000
I'm looking at Banana.

635
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,000
They're having a great time.

636
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,000
They're laughing their heads off.

637
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,000
We've got him.

638
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,000
We've got him.

639
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,000
Now.

640
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:28,000
All I did was say you know.

641
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,000
You son of a bitch.

642
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,000
Then he took my hat.

643
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,000
I had a lovely hat.

644
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000
It had an AK 47 on it.

645
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,000
And he already had mentioned.

646
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,000
And this was like half an hour ago.

647
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:40,000
I'd been running with this guy on our own for about half an hour.

648
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,000
Just sprinting.

649
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:45,000
And when I picked it up he said nice hat.

650
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,000
He took my hat.

651
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:51,000
And he said Prince I'll never take this hat off in memory of you.

652
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,000
In memory of you.

653
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,000
I said don't forget me.

654
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,000
He said I won't.

655
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:00,000
Then I shouted for my mum.

656
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:06,000
They said should we beat this guy up and leave him here.

657
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,000
Or should we kill him.

658
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:13,000
And then the other guy said well we are pretty hungry.

659
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:16,000
So he said sorry Prince we're going to have to eat you.

660
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:20,000
And then he cut me with the cleaver.

661
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,000
And then I died.

662
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000
And then they ate you.

663
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,000
So then they ate me.

664
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:29,000
So I messaged Banana privately.

665
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:34,000
And I said I'm coming to get my fucking hat back.

666
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:37,000
I couldn't find him.

667
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:40,000
And that was the story of DayZ.

668
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,000
That was my story.

669
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,000
Do they go mental if they eat human flesh?

670
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:48,000
Yeah they just start randomly giggling going hee hee hee hee.

671
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:54,000
So if you're around someone on DayZ and their character just starts laughing hysterically it's because they've eaten human meat.

672
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:59,000
But you can live on it if you want to do that.

673
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:02,000
You're just running around like a psychopath.

674
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:06,000
But I've never experienced terror or fear like that in a game.

675
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:11,000
When I realised that my hands were tied and I looked up and he said there's nothing personal Prince.

676
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:14,000
I've never felt betrayal like that in a game either.

677
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:17,000
We'd been fighting our way for I don't know how long.

678
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,000
It must have been at least half an hour.

679
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,000
How did they communicate that then?

680
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,000
This is what I want to know.

681
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:32,000
And my only theory after thinking about it for a very long time was that they were already pals.

682
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:36,000
One of them's died. Spawned wherever he spawned.

683
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,000
He was still trying to find his way back.

684
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:45,000
And then on his way back when they found each other they just pretended to not know each other and then lured me into that horrible trap.

685
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:49,000
Or they were just chatting in Discord or on a party while we were running about.

686
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:53,000
I've got this guy, should we do something with him? I don't know.

687
00:31:53,000 --> 00:32:00,000
But when I realised that my hands were tied my initial thought was no banana, not you too.

688
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,000
No, no, no, he's in on it.

689
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,000
Yeah, he's in on it.

690
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,000
I mean I thought...

691
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,000
He's put it around your hands.

692
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,000
Mate, I've never...

693
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:09,000
And when he came up to the thing I was like jeez this is sinister.

694
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,000
You got done over.

695
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,000
No, I got proper done over.

696
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:17,000
And then I spawned in again and I was like right, I'm going to find these fuckers.

697
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:23,000
Where am I? Found a sign. I was in Electro. I was on the coast, right at the bottom of the map. That's fine.

698
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,000
Running around.

699
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:27,000
I see another geezer.

700
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,000
He's sprinting after me.

701
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:32,000
I ran into his house, found a shotgun. It had no shells in it.

702
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:36,000
He don't know that. I just picked it up, dug the double triangle.

703
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,000
I said what do you want?

704
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:41,000
He said I'm nothing friendly. I thought I bet you fucking are friendly.

705
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,000
Bet you fucking are.

706
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,000
We got talking.

707
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,000
He said where are you from?

708
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,000
I said I'm near London.

709
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,000
He said I'm from Sweden.

710
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,000
I was like cool.

711
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:53,000
I was like I'm not very trustworthy at the moment. I've just been eaten.

712
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,000
So you know, I don't trust people at the moment.

713
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:59,000
He said you'll never guess what happened to me in my last life.

714
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,000
I said what's that?

715
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,000
He went on some really long boring story.

716
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:05,000
It was nowhere near as interesting as mine.

717
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,000
Which I didn't tell him.

718
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:13,000
And then we were running around for a good 10 minutes looting, helping each other out, fighting zombies and that.

719
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:18,000
All of a sudden he just went, he said my PSN name.

720
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,000
I said yeah.

721
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000
He said bitch name.

722
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,000
I said what?

723
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000
He said your name.

724
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,000
He said bitch name.

725
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,000
I said what are you on about?

726
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,000
He's like your name is pathetic.

727
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:35,000
I said you're a bitch.

728
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,000
He said you're a bitch.

729
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,000
I said yeah.

730
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:40,000
So I whacked him with a metal bar.

731
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:43,000
And then he had zombies on him.

732
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,000
So he's like running around me.

733
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:48,000
He's going zombie horde attack attack.

734
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,000
He's trying to get these zombies to attack me.

735
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:53,000
And then he was like that's the last mistake you'll ever make.

736
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:58,000
And then he was chasing me and I was running away because he had more health than me.

737
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:01,000
And I just ran and hid in the cupboard.

738
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,000
And then I never saw him again.

739
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,000
But I thought it was fun how he was so close.

740
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:08,000
Such a tight knit friendship for a little while.

741
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:11,000
And for no reason at all he just started attacking me.

742
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,000
Like calling my name bitchy.

743
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,000
So I was like well you're a bitch.

744
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,000
And then that was it.

745
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,000
Such a weird game.

746
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:22,000
But it's the only game you can have these interactions in I swear to God.

747
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:28,000
You'll never experience that sort of dread and weird concern.

748
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:32,000
I don't know I'm looking at them people thinking you're fucking weird.

749
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,000
It sounds great.

750
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,000
It was great.

751
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,000
I absolutely love it.

752
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:42,000
It's all recorded so if it won't record onto the app I'll have to record the actual scenario when it happens off the telly and show it.

753
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:45,000
Because it's fucking it's so funny.

754
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:48,000
The fact that you've got to worry about your survival whilst all of that is going on as well.

755
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:54,000
You've got to worry about your fucking levels of food, your water, your warmth, all that shit.

756
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000
Clarky's the worst for that.

757
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:59,000
He's got an issue with slaughtering animals.

758
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:03,000
If you slaughter a cow we'll get all the prime cuts.

759
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:07,000
We'll have like 15, 20 bits of meat in our pockets all cooked up.

760
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:10,000
And they'll see a chicken and be like there's a chicken over there.

761
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,000
Leave it alone.

762
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:12,000
We've got bags of food.

763
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:16,000
He's like I have to have a little bit more.

764
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:19,000
I can't carry all this meat bro.

765
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:25,000
He's so concerned about dying of hunger that he's constantly slaughtering innocent animals.

766
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,000
Constantly.

767
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,000
Don't blame him.

768
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:30,000
But yeah we've been having a fucking cracking time on DayZ.

769
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:35,000
That's how I died the last time I played it was because I slaughtered a chicken and then got the chicken breast.

770
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:39,000
And I said to Steph I was like I can't eat this.

771
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:43,000
I said I need to cook this before I fucking do anything.

772
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:51,000
And what happened was I spent ages trying to find stuff to make a fire in a decent place.

773
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:54,000
And then I met up with a load of people and they were all right.

774
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:57,000
And it was nighttime by this point and I'd made a fire.

775
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,000
Because I was still learning the very basics of the game.

776
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,000
So I didn't know how to make a fire or anything.

777
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:10,000
And I googled it which is obviously terrifying when you're sat in the open at midnight trying to figure out how to make a fire because you're in jeopardy.

778
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:15,000
And you know I worked out and then made the fire.

779
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:18,000
And that's when I really started to enjoy myself because I was like this is sick.

780
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:21,000
I've made I've done something so simple but it feels so cool.

781
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,000
And what did I do?

782
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:28,000
I started making I had like courgettes seeds and I was next to a vegetable patch.

783
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,000
So I started growing courgettes and I was loving it.

784
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:36,000
And then I cooked the chicken but I never washed my hands.

785
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:40,000
So I ate the chicken and then got salmonella.

786
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,000
And I fucking died.

787
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,000
And I was fuming.

788
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:47,000
I was fucking livid because that was about two hours worth of gameplay.

789
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:54,000
And I died because I fucking literally cut the chicken breast out of the out of the fucking chicken.

790
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:58,000
And said to Steph I can't eat this because I'm going to get salmonella.

791
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000
I said I can't eat it.

792
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,000
Said I need to go and cook this.

793
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:08,000
And what was more annoying is that there was a well next to me where I cooked that I had drunk from.

794
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,000
Didn't think to wash my hands from it.

795
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,000
Well why would you? It's a computer game.

796
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,000
Yeah I was like all the all the all the pieces of the puzzle were there.

797
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,000
I just put them all in the wrong place.

798
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:20,000
This is what I mean when you get slightly more advanced like myself.

799
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:23,000
I'm not advanced but I'm slightly more advanced.

800
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,000
These things don't become issue no more.

801
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,000
It's so simple and just no.

802
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,000
I okay I need to wash my hands.

803
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:32,000
I tell you what instead of cutting this chicken up quickly.

804
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:36,000
I'll either use some rags or I'll cut an item on my clothing.

805
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000
I'll create some rag and I'll create some hand wraps.

806
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,000
So I'm not getting blood all over my hands.

807
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000
Then I'll take the hand wraps off.

808
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,000
No worries.

809
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:46,000
All right Clarkie shoes wore out the other day so he kept bleeding.

810
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,000
His feet kept bleeding.

811
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,000
Crafted him some foot wraps.

812
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,000
He was like I didn't know you could do that.

813
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,000
I don't know.

814
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:58,000
But I wasn't on last week so I haven't even told you the story of the monkey man.

815
00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,000
Great.

816
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:08,000
Yeah you remember you remember the guy where I logged into his base and he and I looked left and he was just standing there aiming a gun at me.

817
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,000
He blew me away.

818
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,000
Yeah that guy.

819
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:16,000
So when that happened he messaged me saying hi after he'd just killed me.

820
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,000
I said thanks.

821
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000
He said lol you logged in there.

822
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,000
I said yeah I was very confused.

823
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,000
I wouldn't have even shot you.

824
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,000
He said lol sorry you're the second one already.

825
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,000
Do you need your stuff back.

826
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,000
I said no it's all good part of the game.

827
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,000
Good luck.

828
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,000
He said thank you.

829
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000
You too.

830
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:35,000
Then that was on 16th of the 8th that happened.

831
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,000
The 25th of the 11th.

832
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:41,000
So three months later I was just playing with Clarkie.

833
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,000
He said hi.

834
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:47,000
Saw you on the server and our old conversation.

835
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,000
I said hey how are you.

836
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:52,000
Still building bases where people log in.

837
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,000
He said ha ha ha.

838
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,000
I remember now.

839
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,000
No no building.

840
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,000
I was raiding.

841
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,000
I said OK.

842
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,000
He said you know any bases.

843
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,000
I said no.

844
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:04,000
He said we just raided massive base in the woods.

845
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,000
I said that was my base.

846
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:08,000
It was you.

847
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,000
He said ain't no way.

848
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000
You're part of that big group.

849
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,000
I said yeah we're coming for you.

850
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,000
He said no I'm friendly.

851
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:17,000
I said I'm joking.

852
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:21,000
I've never built a base in my entire life.

853
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:25,000
And I've just skipped off the message.

854
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:28,000
Two seconds.

855
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,000
Yeah you're part of that big group.

856
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,000
No no no.

857
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:34,000
I've never built a base in my entire life.

858
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:35,000
He said you got me there.

859
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,000
I know these guys are like 15 people deep.

860
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:42,000
I said currently I'm hiding in a wooden hut because of the rain and darkness and I'm

861
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:47,000
surrounded by the bones of chicken and the sweet smell of rotten tomatoes.

862
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,000
Do you not like having a stash.

863
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,000
I've scouted the last three days.

864
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,000
I found many small bases and stashes.

865
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:55,000
I said no I would but I can never find it again.

866
00:39:55,000 --> 00:40:00,000
And even if I did have a stash I wouldn't tell you you dirty thief.

867
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:04,000
He said I have this rule where if someone tells me where his base is or his stash I

868
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,000
leave it alone.

869
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:10,000
I said all right it's in the woods next to the tree.

870
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,000
That nose it down.

871
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,000
Yeah he said very funny.

872
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,000
I said I don't have a stash.

873
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:18,000
Then he sent me a video of him like creeping around the woods with night vision goggles

874
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,000
on.

875
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,000
I said why are you creeping around in the dark.

876
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,000
He said it's the base I raided.

877
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:26,000
All my friends died.

878
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:31,000
I said all right I only shoot people if they shoot me or act threatening.

879
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,000
I like helping people.

880
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:36,000
He said so when you see geared people you try and talk to them.

881
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,000
Lol.

882
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,000
I said no don't be stupid.

883
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,000
I hide.

884
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:43,000
He said and that was the end.

885
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,000
That was the end of our conversation right.

886
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,000
So that's fine.

887
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:47,000
A couple of days go by.

888
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,000
Me and Clarky.

889
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:53,000
We're quite south now which is where the good loot is.

890
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,000
We just logged in.

891
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,000
We've looked on the map.

892
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,000
We're like right we take this left of this junction.

893
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,000
We're just bowing down the road.

894
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,000
Bang.

895
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,000
I'm dead.

896
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:07,000
Just hours and hours and hours of work like the night before just gone.

897
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,000
He was like where from.

898
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,000
I don't know.

899
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,000
I'm fucking dead.

900
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,000
I'm dead.

901
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,000
He's like I'm dead.

902
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,000
I get a message from monkeys.

903
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,000
I'm so sorry.

904
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:19,000
I didn't know it was you until I killed you.

905
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:23,000
Do you want me to cut up your bodies and give you a ride back.

906
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:26,000
I said Jesus fucking Christ.

907
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:29,000
He said I'm not going to lie I tried to clap you both.

908
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:33,000
I said where the fuck was you.

909
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,000
He said I was sneaking behind you.

910
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:40,000
I was walking to to Girotal and I spotted one of you and waited till you left town.

911
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:44,000
I said you killed me first and he lived for about another 10 seconds or so.

912
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,000
He said you both walked right past me.

913
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,000
I'm in a ghillie suit.

914
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,000
I said well well played sir.

915
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,000
Do you have a car.

916
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000
He said not here but I do have one.

917
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,000
Said I heard a car yesterday but I never actually saw it.

918
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,000
He said yeah that might have been me.

919
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,000
Do you need your stuff for a ride back south.

920
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:01,000
And then he told us about the tip about curing him with your mate.

921
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:06,000
He said whenever you are south feel free to hit me up I can help you guys whenever you need it.

922
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,000
I said all right we'll be in touch.

923
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:16,000
So then a little while later a couple of days later I said I said you want to come pick us up.

924
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,000
It's like where I told him.

925
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000
He's like no no no that's too risky.

926
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,000
You ought to come further south than that.

927
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:25,000
And I said okay no problem.

928
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,000
I'm going to have to pause it because I'm actually going to poo.

929
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,000
It's actually coming out my bum now.

930
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,000
Just getting involved with the story.

931
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,000
I'm sorry I'm literally going to sh...

932
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:42,000
We are back and you in the story you was talking you was too far south.

933
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:45,000
It was too much of a risk for monkeys to come get you.

934
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,000
Oh yeah monkey didn't want to come.

935
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,000
He said it was too far.

936
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:54,000
He said I said I'm in I mean where was I.

937
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,000
I was somewhere.

938
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,000
He said where are you.

939
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,000
He said Dalek.

940
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,000
I said it's a bit far mate.

941
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,000
He said I said you got cars.

942
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:04,000
He said yeah we got cars but the server's full I'm not risking it.

943
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:07,000
And then he said where are you and Weegee my friend.

944
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,000
I said it's a secret.

945
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,000
He said I mean no harm.

946
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:11,000
I said well I don't believe you.

947
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,000
You've killed us twice.

948
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,000
Well you've killed me twice anyway.

949
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,000
He said I'm just looking to extend our group.

950
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,000
I said well come pick us up then.

951
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:20,000
He said where.

952
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,000
I said Colin Brody.

953
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:25,000
He said not a fucking chance I'm driving there on a full server.

954
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,000
I'll pick you up at the car store.

955
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,000
What's wrong with driving.

956
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,000
He's driving.

957
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,000
What's going to happen.

958
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:33,000
DayZ is it's not you don't drive.

959
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:36,000
You hear a car everyone's going to be like what the fuck is that.

960
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,000
It's like rocking horse shit.

961
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000
Cars you don't have cars.

962
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,000
Yeah but then how are they going to.

963
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,000
He drives a car.

964
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:46,000
How's anyone going to stop him when he's driving towards you.

965
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,000
He picks you up and then you drive off.

966
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,000
Because this is DayZ.

967
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,000
It's not simple.

968
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,000
I've drove a car once.

969
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:54,000
By blind luck I spawned in and there was a car at the spawn.

970
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:57,000
I got in and it had like one centimeter of fuel.

971
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,000
I drove it down the road.

972
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:04,000
You have to you have to change gears up one two three four five.

973
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,000
You have to manually shift everything clutch.

974
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:10,000
It's not it's not a simple thing to just drive around the roads in a car.

975
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:11,000
You have to be good.

976
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,000
And it's risky.

977
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:16,000
You want to drive into a town where everyone spawns.

978
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,000
Everyone's going to be like oh there's a car.

979
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:19,000
Let's all shoot it.

980
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,000
It's not it's not like GTA.

981
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:22,000
I get it.

982
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:27,000
I get why he wouldn't do it.

983
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:33,000
But yeah nevertheless.

984
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,000
I said where are you.

985
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:40,000
He sent me a picture of him laying down next to a road in the grass with a ghillie suit on just waiting for people to run past.

986
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:45,000
I said lol why are you creeping.

987
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:48,000
I'm waiting for passers by.

988
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,000
He said where are you.

989
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:53,000
I sent him a picture of me just in some woods.

990
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:54,000
I said where are we.

991
00:44:54,000 --> 00:45:00,000
He said the woods.

992
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:05,000
He said meet me at Warshish and pick you up.

993
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,000
I said I'm trying to get there.

994
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,000
We're on route though.

995
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:12,000
Don't shoot two of us cowboy hat and a helmet.

996
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,000
I said you there.

997
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,000
He said no I'm in the heli crash.

998
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:15,000
I said OK.

999
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:16,000
Someone's here.

1000
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:17,000
He said in town.

1001
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:18,000
I said yeah.

1002
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:19,000
He said you actually saw him.

1003
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:20,000
I said yeah.

1004
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:23,000
He's got camping gear and big backpack.

1005
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,000
I said save us.

1006
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,000
He said is he still in town.

1007
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,000
I said I've lost sight of him.

1008
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,000
He said I'm coming right now.

1009
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:32,000
Where are you.

1010
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:33,000
I said I'm hiding in the bunker.

1011
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:41,000
Like me and Clarky have crawled all the way to this town where we saw this bloke hid up in this bunker both laying down on the floor.

1012
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:42,000
He said which bunker.

1013
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,000
I said the one behind the cabin.

1014
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,000
Him and some other geezer just come bowling.

1015
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,000
All right.

1016
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:52,000
There's a subtle sneaky in that they just turn up with giddy suits and fours fucking everything.

1017
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:56,000
We're just like hello.

1018
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:59,000
And then yeah they're just what I spoke to them.

1019
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:00,000
They were custody.

1020
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,000
He was well all right.

1021
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:06,000
He said I won't be on tomorrow because I'm playing arc because that came out on console.

1022
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:09,000
But yeah he was like do you want to jump in a car and go for a ride.

1023
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,000
I was like this is amazing.

1024
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,000
But Clarky had just logged off.

1025
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:18,000
It was late and I thought if I go in that car and log off somewhere complete different I'll try find Clarky.

1026
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:21,000
So I can't take you up on the offer.

1027
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,000
But another time.

1028
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,000
So I think we've joined a gang.

1029
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:27,000
Basically I think I'm now part of his gang.

1030
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:32,000
But how do the people like this how do they survive the survival mechanics of it.

1031
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,000
The water the drinking the keeping warm.

1032
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,000
I don't think that's ever an issue for me.

1033
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,000
I never really struggle with it.

1034
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,000
Clarky struggles a lot with that eating.

1035
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:42,000
I think that's why he's got this fear of like I really struggle with it.

1036
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:46,000
Because the food literally follows you around.

1037
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,000
You can't not.

1038
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:48,000
I could never find food.

1039
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:54,000
So you kill a zombie nine times out of ten they've got beans or tuna or some shit on them.

1040
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:55,000
All right.

1041
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:56,000
Yeah but then you got to open the can.

1042
00:46:56,000 --> 00:47:05,000
OK so you just get two stones and then you crafted a knife or you fucking kill a chicken.

1043
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,000
How the fuck does two stones make a knife.

1044
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,000
Well it's just they're in it.

1045
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:12,000
But nevertheless you can anything opens it.

1046
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:15,000
You can get a hacksaw to open it crowbar pliers.

1047
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:19,000
I can anything that's slightly sharp will open a can.

1048
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:28,000
The worst the worst fit I suppose for a can determines how much food will be in that can after you've opened it.

1049
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:32,000
Right. So if you use a can opener you'll have the full food that was in the can.

1050
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:36,000
If you use a crowbar you might only have that much left of the food because you fucking chored the can.

1051
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:39,000
You know I mean easy to open.

1052
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:46,000
Also if you stay in the same area for like five minutes like mushrooms and that will start growing around the area that you're in.

1053
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,000
So you can just go around and eat mushrooms off the floor.

1054
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,000
Like food is never really an issue.

1055
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:58,000
There's times where it's a pain but it's very rare that I buy from anything other than like players.

1056
00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,000
That's not really an issue.

1057
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:05,000
And once you've built up your immune system right then you don't really get hungry or you do.

1058
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:12,000
I'd love to I'd love to play on on PC because it's not cross servers is it.

1059
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:17,000
But I'd love to play on PC because I feel like I would get on a lot better with it on a PC rather than console.

1060
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:21,000
It runs a lot better on PC a lot a lot better.

1061
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:28,000
Just from because I had that with with VSO from playing that on the console and then switching over to PC.

1062
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:36,000
It's just you can tell when a UI was originally designed for keyboard and mouse and then made for.

1063
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,000
Obviously it works pretty well for Baldur's Gate.

1064
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:45,000
But from an inventory point of view and from a spell point of view mouse and keyboard wins because it's just everything so much more easier.

1065
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:54,000
Even wow you can have that on on like Steam Deck and stuff and you can have contract controller support with that and it works.

1066
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,000
However it's not designed for it.

1067
00:48:56,000 --> 00:49:04,000
It's not what they're meant for. So I feel like something like DayZ I would have a better time on PC with it.

1068
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:08,000
Sure if I had a PC and I was comfortable I'd play on PC.

1069
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:13,000
Yeah I know but I'm not comfortable running WASD.

1070
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:16,000
I don't like that. I'm comfortable with control.

1071
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,000
So that's on Steam isn't it.

1072
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:19,000
Of course it will be.

1073
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:22,000
If you have a little look see how much it is.

1074
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,000
But I have one more story for you if you're interested.

1075
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,000
I'm always interested.

1076
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,000
So after monkeys killed me and Clarky.

1077
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,000
This will round us off.

1078
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:33,000
Wow it's been a good episode. It's just been me basically.

1079
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:39,000
DayZ after monkeys killed me and Clarky. Clarky started getting a bit tilted you know.

1080
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:45,000
He came back to life but he kept getting unlucky and kept fucking getting.

1081
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:46,000
34 quid.

1082
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,000
That's a goat.

1083
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:57,000
He kept getting unlucky. He kept getting caught out by zombies or fucking. He kept spawning next to other players and they're just shooting him or what not.

1084
00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:01,000
So he started getting a bit tilted.

1085
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:06,000
And I managed to survive when I was in his last life that he was alive.

1086
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:09,000
He was like borderline rage quitting.

1087
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:14,000
He was fuming. You know when someone's getting angry and angry because they stop talking.

1088
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:15,000
Yeah.

1089
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:17,000
He was fuming.

1090
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:27,000
And there's an annoying thing in DayZ which is annoying but also kind of makes sense that if you spawn in and you're not happy with your spawn you can't just quit and then respawn in.

1091
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:28,000
You have to die.

1092
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,000
Yeah you've got to kill.

1093
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:36,000
And to die is not as simple. So you want to suicide. But you need to find an item to suicide with like a crowbar or a knife or something.

1094
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:37,000
Two stones.

1095
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:38,000
Yeah probably.

1096
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:52,000
But Clarky had stumbled upon a horde of zombies who had smashed him to shit. And he you get to a point in DayZ where if you've lost a lot of blood and you've lost a lot of health you'll just keep passing out.

1097
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,000
Yeah.

1098
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:57,000
Which is irritating as fuck. So the only thing you can really do is just lay down.

1099
00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:04,000
So he found a house. He called to a house where he passed out on the floor. Just lay there in an angry mode.

1100
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:11,000
I said where are you? And he described where he thinks he was and was like okay I think we've worked out. That's like Sobopka or something.

1101
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:17,000
And I looked at him and I was like I'm one town down. I'll try and get over there.

1102
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:28,000
And in the meantime I was in a house and I heard a guy coming from the outside and I lockpicked which I never really get the chance to use but I had one.

1103
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:35,000
And I started trying to lockpick the door shut so he couldn't get in. And as I was like lockpicking it he just opened the door.

1104
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:38,000
Because I didn't finish. He was like you alright there pal?

1105
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:46,000
I was like oh fucking hell. But I didn't put my mic on again. And I was like nodding. He was like do you need anything? Yeah food, water and all this stuff.

1106
00:51:46,000 --> 00:52:03,000
And I was like what a guy. Risky. He gave me a gun with bullets in it. Which was very risky. So yeah in this time Clarky is still waking up and passing out over and over again.

1107
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:09,000
So I come off the mic and I was like look I need to get over to the next town to get my mic because he's fucking in dire straits. He was like alright cool.

1108
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:17,000
So we ran along. It started getting dark. He said well we'll camp out in this fucking house for the night. Because it's dangerous.

1109
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:20,000
How's he not dead? How's Clarky not bled out yet?

1110
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:32,000
Because he's not dying. Where he's been cut and he's lost a lot of blood. His blood meter is probably low. But he's healed. So he's healing. But he's just fucked. So he just keeps passing out.

1111
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:42,000
So we caught up in this gaffe. Made a little fire. Kept warming up. But then there's little messages at the bottom. Kept popping up. Server's going to restart in 20 minutes. 10 minutes. 5 minutes.

1112
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:49,000
So we got in. I gave him my lockpick. I gave him a compass. I didn't trade. I just said he can have this because you give us that stuff.

1113
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:54,000
So we got in this house. He's locked both doors so we're safe. It was like cool.

1114
00:52:54,000 --> 00:53:04,000
The server's restarted. So when it restarts it kicks you both out of the game. Or kicks everyone out of the game. You have to wait a couple of minutes before the server lets you in again.

1115
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:12,000
So I've logged back in. And Matey Bob ain't logged back in yet. And I'm sitting there thinking where's Matey Bob? He ain't coming back. I'll leave.

1116
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:16,000
Door don't open because it's locked. Because you ain't got the fucking lockpicks.

1117
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:25,000
I tried the other one. Lockpick. But then Daisy makes you question everything. And now I'm thinking was this part of his plan?

1118
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:34,000
He knew the server was restarting. He locked me in and then just left me here. So yeah I said Clark I don't know bro. I'm trapped in a house.

1119
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:42,000
I'm trapped inside a house. I can't get out. So I googled it. And you can actually smash your way out of lockpick doors.

1120
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:47,000
And I don't know if you can smash your way into a lockpick door. You can definitely smash your way out.

1121
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:52,000
So I whacked it up with an axe for like 15 hits or something. And the door just swung open. So I was like cool.

1122
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:59,000
Anyway I carried on running about a bit for 10 minutes or so. And then Matey Bob popped back in. He was like hello. I was like oh yeah I'm over here.

1123
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:04,000
And then I said do you fucking try screwing me over there. He was like no no no.

1124
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:12,000
Anyway sprinted all the way to Subot Co. If that's where it was I can't remember. Got there. I said to Clark what house are you in?

1125
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:15,000
He was like I don't know. I can't see because I'm fucking lying on the floor passing out.

1126
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:20,000
He was like I think I'm in like a yellow house near the flats or something. I was like alright.

1127
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:31,000
So running around in the pitch black still it is as well. Running around pissing down a rain. Ran into a building and see Clarkie just passed out on the floor.

1128
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:36,000
Just literally just in it. It's so funny to see. He's just lying there on the floor just all fucked up and that.

1129
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:40,000
I was like oh man. And then it pops up on the screen that I can resuscitate him.

1130
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:46,000
So I'm holding square doing chest compressions on him. It's just a weird feeling doing chest compressions on your digital friend.

1131
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:54,000
And then Matey Bob comes running in. He was like oh no you alright mate. I was like no he's proper fucked. He was like oh no.

1132
00:54:54,000 --> 00:55:01,000
I've got a thousand hours in Daisy. I'll help you out. Here get this fish down here. Started giving him tuna. Cans of Fanta.

1133
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:05,000
A very coolie named drink called Not Cola.

1134
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:07,000
Not Cola.

1135
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:12,000
Not Cola yeah. Gets that down and gets his sugar raised. He passes out again. I start doing compressions.

1136
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:15,000
He's like no no no stop doing that. Let him come around naturally.

1137
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:24,000
You need to let his fucking reproductive systems. Not reproductive. His organs need to get going again on their own.

1138
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:27,000
I'm like fucking hell. It's like medical science this shit.

1139
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:34,000
He's being proper helpful man. He's giving him drinks and water. He's feeding him himself and shit.

1140
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:41,000
It's cool. And Clark is still just fucked. Just not coming around. He wakes up and then you just hear doof.

1141
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:46,000
It was hilarious. Clark is back in the game.

1142
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:55,000
And then we're sitting in this house. And all of a sudden. Bang. Massive gunshot.

1143
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:59,000
Hear a FUD. Look over. Our friend is just dead on the table.

1144
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:07,000
What the fuck man. Clarkie. Stay down. Stay down. Fucking someone shot our mate.

1145
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:14,000
I can't fucking stand up anyway. I've crawled over to our mate on the table and I've started looting him.

1146
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:19,000
Probably about 3-4 minutes later this geezer has added us to a party. I've jumped in.

1147
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:26,000
He's gone stay down boys. Stay down. I've been shot. Yeah we know. You're two foot away from us.

1148
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:32,000
We heard a big gunshot and you're dead. He's like I'll take what you need boys. We already have.

1149
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:37,000
I'm just going to leave loot lying about. So yeah we took what we needed.

1150
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:41,000
And then we just had to lay on the floor and wait for Clarkie to get fit enough.

1151
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:47,000
So he'd be able to stand up and run. And we managed to dart over to the flats and stuff like that and get away.

1152
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:52,000
But it's something about making friends on Daisy. Because it doesn't happen very often.

1153
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:57,000
Most people are just dicks and they just shoot on sight. Which I get because you get a bit of gear fear.

1154
00:56:57,000 --> 00:57:02,000
Where you don't want to lose your stuff if you've got a lot of stuff.

1155
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:06,000
But yeah when you're talking to a geezer that you don't know and you're not in a party.

1156
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:11,000
And you're just proximity chatting. And then all of a sudden they get shot and they can't respond no more.

1157
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:15,000
It actually feels like you've lost them. It's such a weird feeling.

1158
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:18,000
Because you're like what happened? Oh they can't answer me. They're dead.

1159
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:24,000
It's just a horrible feeling. But you don't get that from any other game.

1160
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:29,000
But yeah he'll forever live on in the memory of such a great guy who helped Clarkie's life.

1161
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:31,000
So he added you know. You can carry on speaking to him.

1162
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:34,000
Oh yeah yeah you can. But you know we're not going to be like.

1163
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:37,000
I'm not going to start trying to meet up with him. He's not my friend.

1164
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:42,000
But I might come across him again another time and be like oh alright mate you remember me?

1165
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:46,000
Because I always play the same server. So normally people stick with a server right?

1166
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:52,000
So I only play first person servers. I don't like the third person swinging the camera around corners.

1167
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:56,000
I like to be able to if I can see you you can see me kind of thing.

1168
00:57:56,000 --> 00:58:01,000
So yeah there's always the same names you see popping up in that server.

1169
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:04,000
But we added each other on PlayStation anyway. So I might meet up with him.

1170
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:09,000
Yeah I feel like first person server. I only played the third person.

1171
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:11,000
And I feel like first person is probably a better way to go.

1172
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:17,000
Like you say if I can see you then you can see me. And if I can't see you then you can't see me.

1173
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:22,000
Exactly that. It's just because like for example if I'm lying in a house.

1174
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:25,000
So when you make a fire obviously you know smoke comes out of the chimney.

1175
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:27,000
So it's very obvious that someone's in there.

1176
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:32,000
If I'm lying down next to the door and waiting for my chicken to cook.

1177
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:36,000
If someone comes in they don't know if I'm in it. I'm just going to blast them.

1178
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:40,000
If they come round that corner. If he's in third person they'll just go round the outside of the building.

1179
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:44,000
Just look in with the camera tilted and they'll see alright he's laying there.

1180
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:50,000
Then you know. But if they don't do that then they're as blind as you are to when they're coming in.

1181
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:54,000
It also makes it a little bit more difficult to loot stuff.

1182
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:56,000
Because you might miss certain things.

1183
00:58:56,000 --> 00:59:00,000
I know because not really because once you've played it for a little while.

1184
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:01,000
You get used to it.

1185
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:05,000
The loot always spawns. So if you go in a house there'll be a certain number of places the loot will spawn.

1186
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:11,000
So it'll be on this table, next to that bed, at the bottom of that wardrobe or on this corner.

1187
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:15,000
They'll all be the only places. So you don't look in the places where loot doesn't spawn.

1188
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:18,000
So you'll go oh it's this layout, I'll check this, this, this and this.

1189
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:21,000
So you don't really need to. And you can just press the vicinity button anyway.

1190
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:23,000
So you don't need to physically see it.

1191
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:24,000
The vicinity button?

1192
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:27,000
Yeah so you know when you open your menu and you see all your gear.

1193
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:30,000
At the top left is the vicinity. So if it's in the vicinity you can just pick it up.

1194
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:33,000
You haven't actually got to look at the item to pick it up.

1195
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:34,000
You just press the vicinity.

1196
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:35,000
Oh I didn't know that.

1197
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:38,000
I never pick an item up by looking at it and pressing the button.

1198
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:44,000
I press the menu button and then it's like oh there's a torch, a fucking backpack and something else in the vicinity.

1199
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:45,000
And I'll just take it like that.

1200
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:47,000
Oh I didn't know you could do that.

1201
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:50,000
So yeah you don't need to actually physically be looking at the item.

1202
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:54,000
But yeah DayZ has just been like re-figurated for me.

1203
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:58,000
There have been a lot of updates. They've done a massive update to the skybox.

1204
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:01,000
So the sky is just fucking stunning now.

1205
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:05,000
Like when the storm rolls in or the fucking sun starts coming through the clouds.

1206
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:10,000
Or in the morning it will get all foggy and that if it's a certain weather type.

1207
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:12,000
And it really is fucking beautiful.

1208
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,000
When I was playing it was I on PS4 or PS5 at the time?

1209
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,000
I think I might have been on PS5.

1210
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:18,000
I've never played with you on PS4 I don't think.

1211
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,000
I don't think so.

1212
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:22,000
So yeah I think it's nice.

1213
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,000
Because I've got it on the PlayStation didn't I?

1214
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:25,000
It's really good.

1215
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:31,000
I say at least if you go on the PlayStation I can fucking meet up with you fairly easy and help you out.

1216
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:34,000
Yeah maybe I'll revisit it because it sounds...

1217
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:35,000
It's just amazing.

1218
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:36,000
Sounds fun.

1219
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,000
I always had fun when I played it.

1220
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:39,000
I did always have fun.

1221
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:41,000
Mate I get the frustration. I really do.

1222
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:43,000
Because like yesterday...

1223
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:46,000
I'll try and do a short story. It'll be short alright.

1224
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:48,000
Yesterday I was playing on my own. Clarky's busy.

1225
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:50,000
So I jumped into this new map as I did.

1226
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:51,000
Running around.

1227
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:52,000
Like I just told you.

1228
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:54,000
Then two stories that I told you about.

1229
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:57,000
The guy that called me a prick for my name or whatever.

1230
01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:59,000
And then the people that hate me.

1231
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:02,000
My next life after them two.

1232
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:04,000
Was I got ill.

1233
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:05,000
Like straight away.

1234
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:06,000
Like I got fucking sick.

1235
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:09,000
And I'm coughing and I'm spluttering and I'm sneezing.

1236
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:10,000
It's so annoying man.

1237
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,000
I thought I'm going to end this Flemmy cunt in a minute.

1238
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,000
Because he's doing my head in.

1239
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:20,000
So it just makes it very difficult to sneak around and not be known that you're in the vicinity.

1240
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:25,000
Because literally I was in a building the other day and I knew someone was outside because I heard his stomach rumble.

1241
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:29,000
So it's very obvious when someone's around if you're making noise like that.

1242
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:32,000
I got really sick and I was like you know what.

1243
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:35,000
I'm going to make it my mission on this life to get better again.

1244
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:40,000
Because it's an objective and every life's different and it's fun that way.

1245
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:41,000
So I was like fuck it.

1246
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:42,000
I'm not going to like try suicide.

1247
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:43,000
I'm going to try and get through it.

1248
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:44,000
I found some weapons.

1249
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,000
Found some decent guns.

1250
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:50,000
Found some actually magazines for them.

1251
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:52,000
And yeah I was trying to think I could.

1252
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:56,000
I was like cutting up off bark off trees with a hacksaw.

1253
01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:58,000
And crafting fires.

1254
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:02,000
And I sat by the fire for probably about 45 minutes in real time.

1255
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:04,000
Just sitting there trying to get warm.

1256
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:05,000
Trying to get my temperature up.

1257
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:10,000
Went to the hospital to try and find some tetracillin pills which take away pretty much any disease.

1258
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:11,000
I didn't get lucky.

1259
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:14,000
I found a medical thermometer which I've never used before.

1260
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:16,000
Straight up your arse.

1261
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:17,000
No he pops it in his mouth.

1262
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:18,000
Oh great.

1263
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:20,000
And I've never known what it does.

1264
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:23,000
But what it actually does is it actually tells you your temperature.

1265
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:24,000
So I looked.

1266
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:25,000
Well yeah.

1267
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:28,000
But I thought it would go like physically up the thing.

1268
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:29,000
You know what I mean.

1269
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:30,000
The red line would go up.

1270
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:31,000
But it doesn't.

1271
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:33,000
In the bottom right where your temperature gauge is it just tells you the number.

1272
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:35,000
So I was like 38.7.

1273
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:38,000
I was like okay so I've just got like a flu or something.

1274
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:39,000
I've got a fever.

1275
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:44,000
So that should be if I just stay warm and fed and hydrated it should go away.

1276
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:47,000
And I made my way through this town all the way up.

1277
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:49,000
I ran through some trees.

1278
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:50,000
Ran through a forest.

1279
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:51,000
But I'm always following the map.

1280
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:53,000
I found a compass.

1281
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:56,000
And it's very satisfying when you're looking on the map and you're like right.

1282
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:58,000
And you get to where you was aiming to get to.

1283
01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:00,000
It feels like a reward in itself.

1284
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:02,000
And I made it to this little town.

1285
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:04,000
Tiny little town.

1286
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:05,000
Had a well.

1287
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:06,000
Had a police station.

1288
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:09,000
Had a medical centre.

1289
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:10,000
So I ducked in the medical centre.

1290
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:11,000
Had a little look around there.

1291
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:13,000
Couldn't find no pills.

1292
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:14,000
Made it to a well.

1293
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:15,000
Had a little drink.

1294
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:16,000
Filled my bottle up.

1295
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:21,000
And then I went to the police station where you quite often find guns and stuff like that.

1296
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:23,000
Not good guns but guns nevertheless.

1297
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:24,000
And I went in there.

1298
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:27,000
Found a sniper rifle which is a fucking good pull.

1299
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:28,000
And I was like do you know what?

1300
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:29,000
Fuck it.

1301
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:31,000
I'm going to post up here.

1302
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:32,000
So I posted up at the police station.

1303
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:36,000
And for half an hour I just aimed my sight at this fucking well.

1304
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:39,000
Just waiting for some fucker to just bowl up to that well.

1305
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:42,000
I was going to blow his fucking head off.

1306
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:45,000
Little did I know someone snuck up behind me.

1307
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:46,000
And went into the.

1308
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:48,000
I don't know if they knew I was in there.

1309
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:49,000
But they went into.

1310
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:51,000
I still don't know how they got in.

1311
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:54,000
I really don't because I had all the doors shut and I would have heard it.

1312
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:57,000
But they went into a room behind me.

1313
01:03:57,000 --> 01:04:00,000
So I went round and I had my shotgun out.

1314
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:01,000
And I was aiming at the door.

1315
01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:02,000
And I was like look.

1316
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:03,000
Friendly.

1317
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:04,000
But if you come out of there.

1318
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:05,000
I'm going to blow your head off.

1319
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:07,000
So I want you to open the door.

1320
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:09,000
And I want you to throw your weapon.

1321
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:10,000
Out of the door.

1322
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:12,000
And then I will drop my gun.

1323
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:14,000
And then we will be friendly.

1324
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:16,000
And he just didn't answer.

1325
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:17,000
And I was like.

1326
01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:18,000
So you want.

1327
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:19,000
You want to fight then.

1328
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:20,000
Still didn't answer.

1329
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:21,000
I said all right.

1330
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:22,000
So be it.

1331
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:23,000
You're going to die.

1332
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:25,000
He opened the door and killed me.

1333
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:29,000
But there was two of them in there.

1334
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:30,000
Oh right.

1335
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:31,000
Okay.

1336
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:32,000
But only one of them shot me.

1337
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:33,000
So I have no excuse.

1338
01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:34,000
But that that was tilted.

1339
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:35,000
That was frustrating.

1340
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:37,000
Because I had him where I wanted him.

1341
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:38,000
And I was like.

1342
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:39,000
And I was perfect.

1343
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:41,000
I'd got rid of the illness as well.

1344
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:42,000
The illness had gone.

1345
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:43,000
So I'd mission achieved.

1346
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:45,000
I've got some decent gear.

1347
01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:46,000
I was camped up somewhere.

1348
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:48,000
I had a lot of food on me.

1349
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:49,000
Everything was sweet.

1350
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:50,000
And this one cunt.

1351
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:52,000
Come bowing in and blew me away.

1352
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:53,000
Especially when you give the beef.

1353
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:54,000
It was like.

1354
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:55,000
I'm going to kill you.

1355
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:56,000
Yeah.

1356
01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:57,000
Throw your gun out.

1357
01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:58,000
You want this.

1358
01:04:58,000 --> 01:04:59,000
I'm going to kill you then.

1359
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:00,000
And then boom.

1360
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:01,000
Nope.

1361
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:02,000
You've been fucked.

1362
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:03,000
It's always demoralizing.

1363
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:04,000
It's embarrassing.

1364
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:05,000
In situations like that.

1365
01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:06,000
When you give it the big one.

1366
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:07,000
Then you just get fucked over.

1367
01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:08,000
You go.

1368
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:09,000
Yeah.

1369
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:10,000
Decent.

1370
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:11,000
Yeah.

1371
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:12,000
That's great.

1372
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:13,000
But yeah.

1373
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:14,000
That's the Daisy experience.

1374
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:15,000
And whilst tilted.

1375
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:16,000
I'm going to be a good guy tonight.

1376
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:17,000
Fantastic.

1377
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:18,000
Doesn't matter.

1378
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:19,000
Doesn't matter.

1379
01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:20,000
Doesn't matter to me.

1380
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:21,000
I'll keep going.

1381
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:22,000
I'll keep on surviving.

1382
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:24,600
As the famous Daisy quote goes.

1383
01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:25,600
It's not your loot.

1384
01:05:25,600 --> 01:05:26,600
It's just your turn with it.

1385
01:05:26,600 --> 01:05:27,600
Yep.

1386
01:05:27,600 --> 01:05:28,600
Fantastic.

1387
01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:29,600
Don't get attached.

1388
01:05:29,600 --> 01:05:30,600
See you later.

1389
01:05:30,600 --> 01:05:31,600
Who fucking roo?

1390
01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:49,760
How are you doin'?

1391
01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:57,380
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