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I've got a fucking horrible cold.

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So, um, see?

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You'll have to excuse the voice breaking, the crackling, the fucking snorting, the coughing.

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All sorts of horrible shit.

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You know when you feel alright, but I have to be like...

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Oh, nice.

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Get that phlegm right in ya. Tasty.

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Lung butter.

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Ever since you said, um, do a wipe for Jesus.

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Fuck!

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Everyone keeps fucking going with it.

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It's so funny.

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Wipe front and back and then one for Jesus.

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You've got to, haven't ya?

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That is so fucking...

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I'd love to...

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You'd probably get in trouble for it, but you know how Ricky Gervais animated their podcast?

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I would love to do something like that.

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That'd be pretty dope.

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Oh, God.

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Um, the...

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Obviously, I want to address the rumours that didn't come to light.

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Well, should we say welcome to Wasp buttons?

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Yeah, um...

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Welcome to Wasp buttons.

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Episode.

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Fucking 60-something? 60-odd.

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Oh, is it the...

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67, I think?

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The magic number.

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Oh, it's the magic number. Oh, oh, oh.

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Um...

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Three is the magic number.

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It's episode 67.

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Yeah.

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Nice.

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That's decent, innit?

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Respect us.

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And then, what is it, fucking episode 40-something on the Patreon.

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Fucking flying.

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Loads, man.

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I'm excited because tomorrow is Comic Con at the Excel in London,

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and there's a whole entourage of people that will be there wearing What's the Buttons merch,

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so it'll be quite, um...

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Quite fun.

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Because it was decent when it was just you and me at the Star Wars celebration,

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there was people noticing it, and obviously we weren't as massive then as we are now.

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I think we have doubled since being there, you know?

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In terms of listenership, I think it has actually doubled, which is quite surreal.

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Um...

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Not that anyone there is gonna fucking recognise us anyway.

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Well, they won't, because I'm not there.

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You're not there, but I'll be there,

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and everyone that's gonna be with me will be wearing What's the Buttons as well.

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Very cool.

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So it's gonna be very fucking interesting.

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I'll make sure that I get a picture of all of us.

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Put it on a Patreon.

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Yeah.

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All of us dawdling there.

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www.patreon.com forward slash What's the Buttons.

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That's the one.

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Uh, if you wanna see that picture.

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Yeah.

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And all the other topics.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, that's the one.

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I forgot that, um, the Patreon gives you five minute segments of every episode.

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For free.

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That's cool.

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Yeah, so people can get a little gist of it.

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But I might jig it around, because some of them are just awful.

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You know what I mean?

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Some of the starts of those episodes are just fucking...

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I mean, all of it's awful.

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Let's be honest.

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You might get the odd bit of quality in there somewhere,

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but it's few and far between.

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You'll find the sound bites for the best bits, and you can just have them.

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You know, when you see a movie trailer, and after you watch the movie,

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you realise all of it was the best scenes.

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And you go, all right, the rest of this was just awful.

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So, that's the one.

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Um, GTA 6.

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I'm not gonna say I told you so.

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I'm sick of it. I'm fucking sick of it.

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Why? What are they hiding?

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I don't understand.

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I don't understand. Everyone's like,

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stop playing GTA V, it'll force them.

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No.

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It's the magnum opus.

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You can't rush greatness.

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Yeah, but you can at least announce.

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How many games get announced,

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but they don't actually give a release date?

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They just announce them.

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But everyone knows it's coming, so what is the point?

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People only want it announced so they can go,

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oh, we've got a release date.

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If you announce it and then go, oh, we'll tell you later,

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it'll be like, fuck off.

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Yeah, but at least that then makes it more real.

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You know what I mean? You want to see...

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Yeah, but everyone knows it exists.

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We all know it exists. We've seen the leaks.

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Everybody knows what's going on.

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You haven't seen, like, you know,

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granted, like, proper gameplay

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and nothing, I suppose, is confirmed,

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but you know it's coming.

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They'll announce it when they announce it.

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And to be honest, I just don't see the big hoo-ha about it.

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I'll get it, obviously,

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but I don't see the hoo-ha for them to just rush it

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and go, here it is.

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Just when it comes, it comes.

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And I hope when they do announce it,

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they go, oh, by the way, it's coming in, like, six months.

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It's not going to be, like, next year.

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It's going to be a case of the bigger they are,

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the harder they fall in it, because everyone's expecting

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this to be absolutely incredible.

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Well, the best game ever made, they'll expect.

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Yeah, so if it comes out

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like absolute shite.

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Because to be fair, GTA V didn't come out very well.

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Like, it was well received,

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but the online aspect of it was fucking godawful.

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Oh, yeah, I remember. It was crap.

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It was horrible.

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But remember, it was on PS3.

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Yeah, it was PS3.

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Go back then.

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I remember the loading screens on the online thing.

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You went into a mission, the camera would zoom out

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into the clouds and you'd be there for, like, two minutes

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just waiting for something to happen.

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So, you know, the technology's moved on.

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I think the loading times are still mega long.

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Even on PS5, I think it's still fucking...

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Of course. They're not crazy, though,

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like they used to be.

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It used to just crash a lot of the time.

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So, yeah, don't get me wrong.

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It's going to be great, but they'll announce it

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when they're ready, I suppose.

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To be honest, there's plenty of other good shit to play.

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Yeah, there is.

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Sorry.

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It makes me think, though, they must be a bit nervous

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because, you know, when...

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This is the way I look at it,

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when game developers are making games

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and you're like, this is fucking shocking

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or this is, like, the greatest game ever.

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You know, like, well done.

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They can't see that.

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And you're like, well, how did they release

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this fucking bag of shit?

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Or how did they release this absolute masterpiece?

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Well, the way I see it

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is when I used to write music.

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LOL.

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When I used to write things,

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I did some charity work.

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Big up me.

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It was just funny.

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Just funny little songs and stuff.

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But nevertheless,

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I see it as I would do something

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or draw, drawing, you know,

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artists, when they do something

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for so long, they put so much into something.

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whether it's good or not.

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The more you... So you write a song

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and you write the lyrics and you're like, oh yeah, this goes really well,

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this is great. But the more you say it,

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the more you're like, I'm not sure,

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that sounds right. Do you know what I mean?

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So you need outside perspective.

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Fresh eyes, if you will.

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So what you're saying, you don't know if Rockstar

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would be aware of their making shit or not?

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No, not that they're unaware, but they might

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think this isn't quite

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good enough. I.e.

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I've been working at Starfield.

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I've seen a lot of people's Games of the Year

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lists now, or what they think the potential

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will be. Starfield is not on

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a lot of them. And whilst I love

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Starfield... It's not Game of the Year.

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No. But whilst I love Starfield,

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there's a lot of people

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that hate it.

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And they have their reasons, some rightly so.

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And, you know,

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professors have been working on this for the best

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part of a decade. So you have

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to get it right, otherwise

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the grand scheme of things, you might have just pissed

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away 10 years of hard work.

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And to piss away 10 years

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of hard work, I can't even begin to imagine

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how upsetting that must be.

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I feel like it's a...

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It's a difficult one, because every

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has their stamp, don't they? They've

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way that they make games. And I feel like Bethesda

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is probably near the top

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of being developers

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that have their own

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specific style of game.

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Like From Software as well.

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you've had such a large

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your last

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IP to this new

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would want to see a change,

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as opposed to the same formula. Because

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that's very much what Starfield is.

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It's very much the same formula as every

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other Fallout game, just in space.

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And like you say, a lot of people

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love it, but a lot of people hate it.

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I'm somewhere in the middle. I don't love

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the game, but I don't hate it either. I

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can't play it anymore because it cancelled my

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game pass subscription.

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uninstalled it before I got

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rid of that game pass subscription.

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Because I just wasn't

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massively interested in playing

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it. I'm still playing

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Elder Scrolls Online, so I was like, well, if I'm going to...

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This is just ESO, but in

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space, pretty much.

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If you like Fallout, if you like

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Scryer, if you like

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Oblivion, any of them,

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you'll love Starfield.

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But, having said that,

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there's no shame in wishing they

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iterated slightly more.

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They added a bit more.

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There was a bit more...

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It's just... It is missing

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something. I don't know what it is, but it is missing

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something. But it's also got everything

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that I love about Bethesda games. So I was

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happy. But for people that never liked Bethesda

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games, this isn't going to change their mind on Bethesda

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games. What

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would you like... What's the one

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thing you would like for GTA

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to iterate on?

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For me, I've always

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worlds, whilst pretty,

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whilst graphically

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pleasing and very well

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built, it's just not a lot going

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on. Personally, I just feel

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like... Yeah, maybe on the online part

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there's a lot. But I mean, like, all the

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city,

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there's very little to interact with, like

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you can't pick anything up.

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You know what I mean? You can't...

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The mini games are always very

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dire.

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I'd like them... And the shooting, I've always...

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It's always the same shit shooting.

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And that's one of the main things.

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So, like, the health

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bars and all that is all just a bit whack.

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So, I'd like them to

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work on the combat system

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and make

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the world more interactable.

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I.e.

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The thing I like about Cyberpunk,

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whilst different from

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GTA, is

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now, anyway, with Phantom Liberty,

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it's much more

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interactable. It's much more...

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You can kind of write your own stories,

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if you know what I mean. Whereas, like, in

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GTA, what I'd like to be able to do is just

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get bored and go, right, I'm gonna go and

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fucking rob this shop.

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And then rob the shop and get the money.

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And then have a little car chase and then, you know,

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tell your own little tale.

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You know, little set of events that you've created.

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As opposed to just the generic

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run someone over, get five stars,

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work in all that bollocks.

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What do you think

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they need to iterate on?

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I mean, start off, you can't get

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five stars from running someone over.

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At max, you get around three.

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Well, it's one star, isn't it?

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Well, it depends who you're running over. If you're running over

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the police, it's just two stars. Instant.

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Yeah, and then if you're in the

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army base, that's an instant five.

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You ain't got to run anyone over for that one.

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I think the army base is six. Army base

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is straight to max.

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What is it, more than five stars?

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Is it not more than five? Is that five or six?

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It's been so long since I played it. I thought it was five.

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Maybe it is five. I would

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like a

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sense of,

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not massively, but a little build

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up on the realism

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of it, in a sense of

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not classes, but I'd

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like there to be specific

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roles that you can build upon

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and fill. So,

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for example, if you,

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if you're doing heists

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and things like that, or you are your own

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person in GTA 6,

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say it's online,

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I'd like to be able to build

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my person around,

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say, someone like, someone

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that's really good at hacking, or you've

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got someone that's really good at dealing

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with arms and shit like that.

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I'm not saying have a fucking,

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have a talent tree, where

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now there's like a meta build and all that shit,

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but I'm just saying where, because in

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GTA 5 online, obviously you've got like the motorcycle

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club and the fucking

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casinos and all the different

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jobs that you can take up,

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but

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last I played it,

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it didn't feel like you were doing anything,

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you weren't a part of anything,

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you were just doing another quest and that was it.

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It's a really cool idea, I like that.

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You could like, so for all

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the heists and that, you could have, say you went

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down the hacking route and I went down the arms

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route, so to speak, you could have

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us lighting a party and we need three other

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people. You could like,

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have an option to go and scope out

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what it is you think you need, walk around, have a look,

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do all that shit and then be like

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right, different ways of

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doing it, but oh we could do with someone on surveillance,

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we could do with someone as a getaway driver,

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then you'd be able to,

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this is obviously just made up off

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the top of my head, but you could like,

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you could have like ranks of people online

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that are online and be like, oh look at

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this guy, he's done 73

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heists with a percentage of

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success rate of this amount, he's

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really good at surveillance

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or getaway driving or whatever,

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he's online, how much

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should we offer him to come

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and do that for us and then just join

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and be like, right, yeah that would be so sick.

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Like a proper heist, you could be like, oh,

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now I want to play GTA. Like you could be

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in a heist and you go, oh for fuck's sake,

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we haven't got a person with us

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that's any good at hacking,

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but we do have a person that's specialised

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in demolitions, so we'll have

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to get in the loud way. Just blow through the

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wall. Yeah, and things like that, I feel like there

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can be, there can be

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something like that implemented

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where it allows you, because

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the systems are kind of there,

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you go to the weapon store

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and the weapons

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are already all there, but there's nothing

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saying that you can't have specific stuff that's

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locked off to, like I say, demolitions,

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cluster bombs, things like

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that. C4s and that. Yeah,

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where you have to have a certain amount

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of, but make it so that

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you can,

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so say there's, I don't know,

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call it five or six different

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things that you can

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specialise into,

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make it so that ultimately

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you focus on one, and then you

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have leftover, say

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it's points or whatever it would be based on,

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that you can divvy

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out to the other things,

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like, rather than like being able

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to do it all, you can

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but still hold your own. Maybe you can

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just do it all. So there's five classes,

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but you like doing getaway driving,

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so you do that for 90% of your

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and you get a really high getaway

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rating and you unlock, I don't know,

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special punch of three tires

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or something. But if you fancy

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a bit of demolition, you can go and try that, but obviously

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you're low rank of demolition and you have to

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level it up. Because they've got it there.

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When you look at your stats on GTL Online,

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obviously you've got like piloting and things like

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that, so why not just

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build more on that and make

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it more of an aim,

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because that stuff, it just goes up naturally.

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You don't really pay that much of an

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attention to it.

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Like your gun score,

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for example. If mine's at the bottom

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and someone else is at the very top, I can still kill

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the fucker. I can still aim onto him

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and kill him. It's not really making that much of a

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difference. Same with piloting. All it does

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is change the turbulence. You get less of it when you're fucking

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piloting, which makes very little sense

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because there's very little you can actually do about turbulence

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in the real world anyway.

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But it's just

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having something like that.

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Like you say, I agree with you.

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The sandbox that is

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GTA Online is such a big

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place, but

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they've made it small

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by bringing out vehicles that are extremely fast

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and easy to get around other places, so now the map

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does feel smaller.

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And there isn't that much that's going

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on. Ultimately,

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yes, you've got the NPCs talking and there's fucking

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there's police chases and there's stuff like that

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that's going on, but really and truly,

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you can drive around a lot and

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there's just very little that is going on.

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I think they need more interiors with

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things going on. There's not

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many interiors, hence why I say

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it's cool, man.

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There's places on the map where you can just pull up

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to a liquor store, as they're

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called, and just hold them up.

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That's cool. That's a cool thing to do. Just

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pull up, put your ballet on for immersion

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and it stops you from getting your

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star rating so high.

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Nick some money and then fuck off in your car

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and you can create your own little things like that.

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But other than that,

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there's not really a lot going on. You'll see

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some geysers flying around on a flying

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motorbike firing rockets. It's just annoying.

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I would also

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like to see

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some form of housing market

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whereby,

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say for example,

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because right now in GTA, there's not really a whole lot

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of customisation you can do with your

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houses and everyone buys

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the main one.

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One that's sitting on a maze bank or some shit

496
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like that or whatever

497
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it's called.

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You might be able to change the sofas.

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It's a preset

500
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thing anyway that's normally an obnoxious

501
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amount of money. Ultimately,

502
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you don't spend any time in your houses

503
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anyway. Only there to change

504
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outfits and that's about it.

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I'd like to see

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not necessarily like a house

507
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builder,

508
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but say something where

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again,

510
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say I buy

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a property, I'm also able

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if I've got the money to hire

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an interior designer or an

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architect or something like that.

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Then after a while of progression with that,

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it unlocks various different things that I can

517
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now add to my house or do

518
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to my house and then have a market

519
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where I'm able to sell that

520
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to other players

521
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who would be looking for

522
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something like that.

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Say like you have an

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interior designer where

525
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it sounds really fucking boring.

526
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But say you have like an interior designer where you

527
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can level and max up to like 10

528
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something like that which unlocks whatever.

529
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Well,

530
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if you can't be asked to do that,

531
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you can buy the house. You can

532
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try and find someone who's selling a house with

533
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X, Y and Z in it that

534
00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:31,280
you can only get from a level 10

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interior designer. But you've skipped

536
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all of that grinding bullshit

537
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and you've just bought it straight from an auction instead.

538
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Little things like that

539
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that gives you more of a

540
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not a necessity but more of a

541
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grind for some people to want to

542
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actually grind out the other shit

543
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because they can make some more

544
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money that way. You know what I mean?

545
00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:53,280
Just something other than just doing fucking

546
00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:55,280
playlist races

547
00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:57,280
and shit like that to just get a little bit

548
00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:59,280
of cash. Have something in there.

549
00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:01,280
I never liked the heists. I thought

550
00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:03,280
the idea of them very cool.

551
00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:05,280
But the way...

552
00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:07,280
Yeah, the way I'd just

553
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,280
be like doing my thing, driving to the

554
00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:11,280
thing. I'd been driving for 8 minutes

555
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:13,280
or some dumb shit. And then

556
00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:15,280
someone's screaming down the mic something

557
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,280
and then, you know, heist failed.

558
00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:19,280
I'm sorry, for fuck's sake. And I'd have to

559
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:21,280
start again all the way back, do

560
00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:23,280
another 8 minutes of driving and then I'll fucking

561
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:25,280
crash and then it's, oh heist failed.

562
00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:27,280
And then they just abuse you. You fucking

563
00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:29,280
idiot. You fucking... And I'm not doing this.

564
00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:31,280
So I think I only, if I

565
00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:33,280
even did,

566
00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:35,280
successfully do one heist, I think.

567
00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:37,280
Because it's just frustrating and I'm just

568
00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:39,280
not there to be abused on it, isn't it?

569
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:41,280
I did quite a few heists but they were just

570
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,280
for the effort that you have to put into

571
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:45,280
it in order to get

572
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:47,280
the best out of it. It's just a lot

573
00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:49,280
of shit and if you're not

574
00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:51,280
in a decent group

575
00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:53,280
it's just... And the payout at the end of the day

576
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:55,280
it's shit because

577
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:57,280
things cost so much money.

578
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,280
Basically like fucking real life now.

579
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:01,280
The pay is a bit waff and

580
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:03,280
everything else costs fucking way too

581
00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:05,280
much money. So you just have to

582
00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:07,280
resort to stealing shit now.

583
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:09,280
So it...

584
00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:11,280
They...

585
00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:13,280
The benefit

586
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:15,280
in terms of the ratio of effort

587
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,280
put in and money gained

588
00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:19,280
wasn't as good as it was

589
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:21,280
if you just did little missions that were

590
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:23,280
quick like 5-10 minute jobs and

591
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,280
just repeatedly done them over and over again.

592
00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:27,280
But that would become very boring. Like the one

593
00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:29,280
that I'd always do was called a titan of a job

594
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:31,280
where you would

595
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:33,280
break into the airport and

596
00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:35,280
steal one of those cargo planes.

597
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:37,280
One of the army planes. I could never do that. It was well hard.

598
00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:39,280
Yeah, no. That was like my go to one.

599
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:41,280
You just go and steal one of them and then fly it and land it

600
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:43,280
in the county place.

601
00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:45,280
Every time I tried to fucking take off

602
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:47,280
in a plane they just blew me up. But what I

603
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,280
used to do because I had

604
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:51,280
the hydro jet

605
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,280
that could hover. So

606
00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:55,280
you'd spawn into the mission.

607
00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:57,280
I'd call that up with like Meriwether or

608
00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:59,280
Pegasus, whoever it fucking is.

609
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:01,280
It would usually spawn quite near

610
00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:03,280
to you. I'd run over, get that, go to the airport

611
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:05,280
just fucking obliterate everyone

612
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:07,280
and then whoever else is in the group

613
00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:09,280
can pick the plane up and fuck off.

614
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:11,280
Rinse and repeat. Just keep doing that.

615
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:13,280
I would imagine it's become

616
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:15,280
a lot easier now because there's many

617
00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:17,280
different vehicles that do way more damage

618
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:19,280
than the fucking hydro did. But at its time

619
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:21,280
the hydro was sort of the

620
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,280
the best thing that you could

621
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:25,280
get hold of. I felt like a god flying around.

622
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:27,280
I never really got into GTA Online.

623
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,280
I know you did. I know a couple

624
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:31,280
of our pals like Charlie and that. He took

625
00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:33,280
me on a tour of all the shit he'd

626
00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:35,280
accrued over the years.

627
00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:37,280
Massive fucking navy vessels

628
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:39,280
and bases and all

629
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:41,280
sorts of shit.

630
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:43,280
It never really gripped me like

631
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:45,280
that but it seemed to grip everyone else.

632
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:47,280
There's just too much shit. There's too much shit

633
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:49,280
and it got to a point where it was like, well what am I supposed

634
00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:51,280
to be focusing on here? What am I supposed to be doing here?

635
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:53,280
What's the... And it was just what's the best way

636
00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:55,280
to make money? And a lot of it just

637
00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:57,280
become very fucking mundane. Like if you

638
00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,280
were running a bikers club

639
00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:01,280
there'd be

640
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:03,280
like smuggling drugs and weapons

641
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,280
and things like that.

642
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:07,280
Which would require you... You'd have to go

643
00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:09,280
and steal everything and then

644
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:11,280
if you wanted and like basically

645
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:13,280
put it in like a lock up. And then if you wanted

646
00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:15,280
to sell it you had to transport it from one point

647
00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:17,280
to the next. Well when you did that

648
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:19,280
it popped up on the fucking map.

649
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:21,280
And people would just come and blow your shit up

650
00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:23,280
and then boom that's gone. All of your stuff's now gone.

651
00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:25,280
The last time I played it I think I

652
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:27,280
played it with you. Cause I bought

653
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,280
a little

654
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:31,280
underground army base.

655
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:35,280
To buy and sell weapons.

656
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:37,280
And I didn't know what I was

657
00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:39,280
doing. But yeah then that

658
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:41,280
is that same thing. You get in your

659
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:43,280
lorry. You kind of decide how much

660
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:45,280
you want to take with you.

661
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,280
And then yeah you pop up on the map as a red

662
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:49,280
dot. You immediately get blown up.

663
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:51,280
But then obviously I'm just a peasant driving

664
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:53,280
about. I've got nothing.

665
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:55,280
And then you've got all these people flying

666
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:57,280
around in you know jumbo jets

667
00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:59,280
and fucking flying motorcycles

668
00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:01,280
with homing missiles. It's just like

669
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:03,280
how am I supposed to compete with this? Yeah what am I supposed to do?

670
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:05,280
So it's very much of a...

671
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:07,280
It did the...

672
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,280
I feel like it did the typical

673
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:11,280
thing that a lot of games

674
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:13,280
a lot of live service games and shit like that

675
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:15,280
end up doing. Where

676
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:17,280
they went too far.

677
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:19,280
They went too far. Too

678
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:21,280
futuristic. There's too

679
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:23,280
many different fucking things. It got

680
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:25,280
silly and now

681
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,280
it's just a bit shit.

682
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:29,280
I'd like them to keep it a bit more grounded.

683
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:31,280
A bit more gritty. That's how I was viewing

684
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:33,280
Fortnite until they implemented

685
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:35,280
the no build.

686
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:37,280
Fortnite no build. Sick. I feel like it was

687
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:39,280
getting fucking silly.

688
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:41,280
Well yeah they had to do that because it was...

689
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:43,280
New players just didn't stand a chance. Not a fucking chance.

690
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:45,280
They were losing their way I feel. Call of Duty

691
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:47,280
went down the same route as well.

692
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:49,280
Where things were just getting stupid.

693
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:51,280
The goat.

694
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:53,280
Fucking cod.

695
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:55,280
There's plenty of games where

696
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:57,280
they over evolve

697
00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:59,280
for no reason and rather than

698
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,280
fixing a leak

699
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:03,280
they just keep putting fucking tape over it.

700
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:05,280
Tape and tape and tape and tape and tape

701
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:07,280
and you're not addressing the issue.

702
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:09,280
You're just putting a bandage over it. The classic

703
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:11,280
power creep in GTA

704
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:13,280
was like, right let's make this.

705
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:15,280
That's really powerful. Let's make this.

706
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:17,280
That's even more powerful.

707
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,280
Everything else is just mundane and useless

708
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:21,280
because everything else is...

709
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,280
You want to sell stuff.

710
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:25,280
You want people to buy the items.

711
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:27,280
You have to make a reason for them

712
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:29,280
to buy them to make them more powerful.

713
00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:31,280
Give them another gimmick to make people want

714
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:33,280
these items and make them desirable.

715
00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:35,280
By doing that then all the other stuff

716
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:37,280
you've made is pointless.

717
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:39,280
Then the power creep just keeps getting higher and higher

718
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:41,280
and gets ridiculous and you've got flying

719
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:43,280
motorbikes that fire home in rockets.

720
00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:45,280
World of Warcraft

721
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:47,280
used to be very bad

722
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:49,280
for having that power creep

723
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,280
but they also got very good at

724
00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:53,280
fixing it by just doing a squish.

725
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:55,280
Every couple of expansions

726
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:57,280
they just fucking drop

727
00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:59,280
the level cap right down. Change it

728
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:01,280
all over again because at one point

729
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:03,280
the max level was 120.

730
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:05,280
It used to be 60.

731
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:07,280
Back in the day

732
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:09,280
it's 60 now

733
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:11,280
but it went 60,

734
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:13,280
70, 80

735
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:15,280
and then I think it went

736
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:17,280
85 and then 90

737
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,280
and then went to 100, 110, then 120

738
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:21,280
and there was periods

739
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:23,280
where it just kept getting squished down

740
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:25,280
so now it's 60

741
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:27,280
and it just all gets...

742
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:29,280
They almost hit a reset on it

743
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:31,280
going, fuck this, it's getting ridiculous now

744
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,280
because the numbers just get crazy.

745
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,280
The amount of health, the amount of damage, it all gets ridiculous.

746
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:37,280
Absolutely ridiculous.

747
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:39,280
And then they just squish it down.

748
00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:41,280
But obviously games like

749
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:43,280
Grand Theft Auto

750
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:45,280
you're not as readily available

751
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:47,280
to do that because the amount

752
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:49,280
of shit, it's a completely different ballgame.

753
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:51,280
It's not stats and fucking

754
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:53,280
gear and shit like that. It's

755
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:55,280
vehicles and buildings and

756
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:57,280
all that other shit.

757
00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:59,280
I must interrupt this broadcast

758
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:01,280
because I need a shit.

759
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,280
I'm an old man, it's coming all of a sudden.

760
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:05,280
Right, you go and have your poo, old man.

761
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:07,280
While you was gone

762
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:09,280
pooing I actually squeezed out a couple of little

763
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:11,280
nuggets as well.

764
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:13,280
So, I feel refreshed.

765
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,280
I got my little coffee

766
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:17,280
sweet.

767
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:19,280
We both shit out of shit.

768
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:21,280
As you can hear, we both shit out of shit.

769
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:23,280
But we save that for the

770
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:25,280
Patreon. Yep.

771
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:27,280
Poo reviews. I don't know what we was talking about.

772
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:29,280
Poo reviews. Patreon.com

773
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:31,280
Forward slash what's about

774
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:33,280
We was talking about GTA

775
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:35,280
but I can't remember exactly what point

776
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:37,280
GTA 6, can't wait.

777
00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:39,280
Let's go. Weeeee.

778
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:41,280
What's Mark saying about Spider-Man?

779
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:43,280
I'm pissed off about Spider-Man.

780
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:45,280
Mark can go and fuck himself.

781
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:47,280
Little dirty rat.

782
00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:49,280
And I know

783
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:51,280
there'll be no repercussion of this because you won't

784
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:53,280
hear this till Monday and I'm not in

785
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:55,280
Monday Tuesday. Nice.

786
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,280
He's a dirty little fat skit.

787
00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:59,280
I hate him. He does this

788
00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:01,280
annoying thing where

789
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:03,280
if I say stuff to him, like obviously

790
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:05,280
because I'm his boss. Yeah, I'm

791
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:07,280
in charge of him. We've grown up

792
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:09,280
together from year 7 and

793
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:11,280
we're at a point now where I'm much

794
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:13,280
higher than he is on

795
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:15,280
the social, financial

796
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,280
and personal scale.

797
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:19,280
I'm just, he's

798
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:21,280
down here and I'm all the way

799
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:23,280
up here. For those that can't see, he's pointing to the

800
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:25,280
floor. Yeah. Me and you are both

801
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:27,280
up here. I'm trying to get both hands here.

802
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:29,280
I'll bring it down here. We're both here.

803
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:31,280
Mark's here down by a sort of like

804
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:33,280
nutsack level. Alright?

805
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:35,280
And he does this thing

806
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:37,280
where if I tell him anything or ask

807
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,280
him to do stuff, which I do politely

808
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:41,280
or anything, he just shrugs.

809
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:43,280
I go, do you wanna

810
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:45,280
go and do that? And he'll just look at me and go

811
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:47,280
no.

812
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:49,280
And I hate it. I hate the shrug.

813
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:51,280
I hate it. Cause you don't

814
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:53,280
take anything seriously.

815
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,280
You go, does that bother you? And he'll just look at you and he goes

816
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:57,280
Arrrrgh!

817
00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:59,280
I hate him!

818
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:01,280
Anyway, Spider-Man 2.

819
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,280
Best friend ladies and gentlemen. Best friends.

820
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:05,280
He's platinum dude. He can go fuck himself.

821
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:07,280
Like I say, you won't hear this until

822
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,280
whenever.

823
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:11,280
His little

824
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:13,280
fat face. But what is

825
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:15,280
his opinion? Because I'm pissed off about it

826
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:17,280
because I saw spoilers.

827
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:19,280
You haven't played it? Yeah, I know but I've seen spoilers.

828
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,280
I've seen spoilers.

829
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:23,280
I wanna ask you now because obviously I know everything

830
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:25,280
that happened. Yeah and it's fucked me off.

831
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:27,280
Substantially fucked me off.

832
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:29,280
Mark has platinumed it.

833
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:31,280
Mark really, really

834
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:33,280
enjoyed it.

835
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:35,280
Said it's the

836
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:37,280
best Spider-Man that he's played.

837
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:39,280
However, it was short.

838
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:41,280
True. But he

839
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:43,280
very, very much enjoyed it.

840
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:45,280
Question, has he

841
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:47,280
sold it yet? Yeah. Literally sold it

842
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:49,280
instantly. On eBay for 55

843
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:51,280
quid. Well that's fucking expensive.

844
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:53,280
Not bad, is it? It's expensive.

845
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:55,280
It's a 70 quid game, isn't it? Is it?

846
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:57,280
60? No, 70.

847
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:59,280
My

848
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:01,280
reason for asking that was because I think there's

849
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:03,280
gonna be DLC. So does he not

850
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:05,280
interested?

851
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:07,280
He might have

852
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:09,280
missed out on some DLC.

853
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,280
What? That's coming. Well

854
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:13,280
there's a lot of speculation that there will

855
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:15,280
be DLC. I think there's been DLC in the

856
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:17,280
last one. There was a fair bit of

857
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:19,280
DLC actually. I saw speculation on there being

858
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:21,280
DLC. I don't think he

859
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:23,280
massively cares.

860
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:25,280
He's not, don't get me wrong,

861
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:27,280
he plays DLC but

862
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:29,280
he's not massively into it. I don't think

863
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:31,280
he'll feel that he's necessarily

864
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:33,280
lost out on anything. He especially

865
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:35,280
won't pay like

866
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:37,280
50 odd quid for the game.

867
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:39,280
He just won't do that.

868
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:41,280
The reason why it's being sold so

869
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:43,280
quick is obviously people buying the Collector's Edition

870
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:45,280
they've got that steelbook. They can't have got nothing to

871
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:47,280
put into it because it's all fucking digital.

872
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:49,280
So people are obviously trying to buy it

873
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:51,280
for the

874
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:53,280
physical copy of it. But yeah

875
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:55,280
I saw that thing about DLC.

876
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:57,280
So

877
00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:59,280
he really liked

878
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:01,280
it. People are playing it fucking.

879
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:03,280
There was, pisses me off

880
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:05,280
man because you buy a game, you can

881
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:07,280
play it however you want. You've paid the money,

882
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:09,280
you can shit on it for all you want, you've

883
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:11,280
paid the fucking money for it. I bought

884
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:13,280
Baldur's Gate, haven't played it, not

885
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:15,280
interested. But I spent that money

886
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:17,280
on doing whatever the fuck I want.

887
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,280
People that buy these games

888
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:21,280
Ash, and then get them done.

889
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:23,280
It released on a Friday.

890
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,280
Or was it a Thursday?

891
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:27,280
It was a Friday. Friday

892
00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:29,280
it released. There's people

893
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:31,280
on the Saturday, I've completed

894
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:33,280
it. I've platinumed it.

895
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:35,280
The fuck, what are you doing? What are you

896
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:37,280
doing? There was one guy

897
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:39,280
on the PlayStation

898
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:41,280
forum thing, on Facebook

899
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:43,280
the group. It was the Monday

900
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:45,280
morning, right? It's 7 in the morning.

901
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:47,280
And he posted up going

902
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:49,280
I've got 50 hours in so far.

903
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,280
How? How have you done

904
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:53,280
that? How? It come out on Friday.

905
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:55,280
Friday.

906
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:57,280
It's now Monday. I think

907
00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:59,280
it was like 48 hours.

908
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:01,280
Something like that. It was in the 40 mark.

909
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:03,280
Of hours logged on

910
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:05,280
Spider-Man 2.

911
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:07,280
And I was like how, how are you doing

912
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:09,280
that? And everyone was saying the same thing like you need to get

913
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:11,280
a life. Are you, I'm all for it.

914
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:13,280
I've done it many times before.

915
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:15,280
Destiny 2. Fucking

916
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:17,280
16 hours solid. World

917
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:19,280
of Warcraft. I think my

918
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:21,280
longest wow thing was 21 hours.

919
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,280
Solid. Wowzers. There's no

920
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:25,280
pun intended but wow. It's crazy.

921
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:27,280
Crazy fucking time to just spend

922
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:29,280
sat looking at a screen. I don't think I've ever

923
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:31,280
done that length of time. Yeah I felt like shit after.

924
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,280
I've done a lot of 12 hours when I was younger.

925
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:35,280
I was on some madness. I literally went

926
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:37,280
to sleep for about 4 or 5

927
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:39,280
hours and then got up and then started

928
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:41,280
playing it all over again. I'm having bad

929
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:43,280
sleep patterns now.

930
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:45,280
Because of Marvel Snap.

931
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,280
There's a card right called Elsa Bloodstone.

932
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:49,280
And you know how

933
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:51,280
Marvel Snap works. Every time you put

934
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:53,280
her down, wherever she is

935
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:55,280
on the board, when you put a fourth

936
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:57,280
card to fill the row on

937
00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:59,280
any row, it will give it

938
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:01,280
it gives her a plus. Elsa

939
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:03,280
gives that card plus 3 power.

940
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:05,280
She's just been nerfed to plus 2 but

941
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:07,280
nevertheless. But because I've played that card

942
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:09,280
so much, when I've been

943
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:11,280
dreaming and I've been waking up

944
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:13,280
and all I'm thinking in my dreams

945
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:15,280
and when I'm awake is just

946
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:17,280
I can just see this blood diamond

947
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:19,280
flying across going plus 3 power

948
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:21,280
plus 3 power. It's in my dreams and I'm waking

949
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:23,280
up thinking plus 3 power. It's fucking my head

950
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:25,280
up. So yeah that

951
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:27,280
I can understand this dreaming

952
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:29,280
game fucking your sleep shit.

953
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:31,280
No more Marvel Snap before bed for me. It's fucking my

954
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:33,280
brain up. All over it. It's crazy. I even got up for a piss.

955
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:35,280
I never do that. I love that shit though.

956
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:37,280
I love it when the games take over.

957
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:39,280
I absolutely love it. What the fucking

958
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:41,280
it was ESO.

959
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:43,280
Because the mouse that I use has the key

960
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:45,280
the numbers on the side of it. My razor

961
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:47,280
mouse. Many times

962
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:49,280
I've woken up like for work

963
00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:51,280
or something and I've quickly gone through

964
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:53,280
the rotation in my head.

965
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:55,280
Because I know what I saw. Fucking hell you're so sad.

966
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:57,280
Even like with one of

967
00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:59,280
the healing add-ons on WoW. Everything's all like

968
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:01,280
you can keybind everything to like

969
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:03,280
shift, click, scroll and all that shit.

970
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:05,280
And still to this day I

971
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:07,280
know my

972
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:09,280
it was a missed weaver healer. And I know

973
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:11,280
the rotation inside out

974
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:13,280
because I did it for so

975
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:15,280
long. It's crazy how that shit

976
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:17,280
just sticks in your brain. There's nothing wrong with

977
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:19,280
that. Look the way I see it we got a

978
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:21,280
unique hobby. Play a lot of computer

979
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:23,280
games. We're blessed. We're lucky.

980
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:25,280
A hobby can be done from almost

981
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:27,280
anywhere. At home. On the go.

982
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:29,280
Wherever you want to be.

983
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:31,280
If people that like golf or

984
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:33,280
football or anything could do it in their

985
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:35,280
home in their spare time. You better

986
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:37,280
believe people would be doing their favourite

987
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:39,280
thing in the world constantly.

988
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:41,280
People who play golf are just bell sniffers.

989
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,280
It's only because our

990
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:45,280
hobby is one of the only few you can do at home

991
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:47,280
that we do it so often.

992
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:49,280
You know any time that's free

993
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:51,280
I don't want to watch a film or watch TV.

994
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:53,280
I'd rather play the computer.

995
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:55,280
If I get a chance to play a computer when the kids are in bed

996
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:57,280
I'm going to do it. That's what I love doing.

997
00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:59,280
48 hours in 3

998
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:01,280
days is an impressive time.

999
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:03,280
Yeah but if that's what you love and you've

1000
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:05,280
got no responsibility. You're not neglecting

1001
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:07,280
anything. If that's what you want to do crack on.

1002
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:09,280
I just find it crazy though.

1003
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,280
It is crazy but as long as

1004
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:13,280
no one's getting hurt. No one's neglected.

1005
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,280
The pets are being looked after. The kids are

1006
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:17,280
watered and fed. And you're not

1007
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:19,280
neglecting them while you're playing.

1008
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:21,280
Then you do be my guest.

1009
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:23,280
I remember Blizzard had a massive lawsuit because people were dying

1010
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:25,280
playing their game.

1011
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,280
People were dying playing World of Warcraft.

1012
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:29,280
Because they wanted to be with their character

1013
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:31,280
that died or something. I remember reading it years ago

1014
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:33,280
in a newspaper.

1015
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:35,280
There was people who locked themselves

1016
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:37,280
in their rooms and didn't eat or drink

1017
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:39,280
or anything. They just played the game and basically

1018
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:41,280
starved to death.

1019
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:43,280
I just nearly swallowed my coughs with it.

1020
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:45,280
That would have been great content though.

1021
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:47,280
I'd have had to come over and give you the

1022
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:49,280
Hymenic remover live on air.

1023
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:51,280
It's actually called abdominal thrusts.

1024
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:53,280
We can now get done for fucking

1025
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:55,280
plagiarism there or whatever.

1026
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:57,280
Right. Abdominal thrusts

1027
00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:59,280
maneuver. Because they trademarked it didn't they?

1028
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:01,280
I don't know. So you have to fucking

1029
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:03,280
when they do the courses they've got to pay if they

1030
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:05,280
want to call it Hymenic

1031
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:07,280
maneuver. Interesting. Little bit of

1032
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:09,280
information for you.

1033
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:11,280
Yeah he really liked it though.

1034
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:13,280
I'm going to get it but not yet.

1035
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:15,280
But the more the time

1036
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:17,280
goes on it's annoying me because it's everywhere.

1037
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:19,280
The kids are on YouTube at home and

1038
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:21,280
I'm just seeing thumbnails and the thumbnails

1039
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:23,280
spoil it. The captions spoil it. Twitter

1040
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:25,280
people are just spoiling it. The thing that pisses

1041
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:27,280
me off right on Twitter they'll be like

1042
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:29,280
they'll post a cut there. I've just seen it

1043
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:31,280
while I was shitting out of shit.

1044
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:33,280
Four pictures. You know how they

1045
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:35,280
put their pictures on. One picture

1046
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:37,280
there, two picture there and two below.

1047
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:39,280
They've put the pictures on and then the

1048
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:41,280
caption is beware spoilers below.

1049
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:43,280
I've looked at the fucking pictures before I've read

1050
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:45,280
your caption you knob cheese. You put an eye

1051
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:47,280
capturing picture on you fucking dicks.

1052
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:49,280
Oh mate it's infuriating and

1053
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:51,280
I get it because you're excited

1054
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:53,280
and you want to share it with the world but

1055
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:55,280
come on man there's got to be some sort of

1056
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:57,280
grace period where you like. It's worse when they do

1057
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:59,280
it in like gameplay trailers

1058
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:01,280
when they reveal something and you're like

1059
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:03,280
what the fuck. That's so imperative

1060
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:05,280
and you just put it in a trailer you cunt.

1061
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:07,280
Fuck me. I mean a lot of people were

1062
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:09,280
saying like it's been out for a week

1063
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:11,280
so you should be expecting the spoilers

1064
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:13,280
now. Fuck you. Nah man.

1065
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:15,280
Fuck you. I just don't want to see it.

1066
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:17,280
Everyone just does it for thumbnails

1067
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:19,280
I know everyone's different with spoilers and shit

1068
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:21,280
but that really ruins a game

1069
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:23,280
for me. The thing that I've seen in Spider-Man

1070
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:25,280
has already pissed me off so much

1071
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,280
that it's made me think well I'm not going to get

1072
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:29,280
that moment of like oh my god.

1073
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:31,280
What spoiler did you see? I'm not going to sass.

1074
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:33,280
He's going to spoil it for everyone else. Hold on.

1075
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,280
What's an incredible thing to be spoiled.

1076
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:39,280
It's awful isn't it? It's so annoying.

1077
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:41,280
It's infuriating.

1078
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:43,280
There was no blip there ladies and gentlemen.

1079
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:45,280
I'll just pause so I can hear what it is that's been spoiled.

1080
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:47,280
Yeah but it's also

1081
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:49,280
I feel like that's

1082
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:51,280
kind of a difficult thing to

1083
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,280
avoid being spoiled.

1084
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:55,280
Probably but

1085
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:57,280
you can't like so there's a lot of

1086
00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:59,280
I've been on YouTube not

1087
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:01,280
creating content but I've been watching YouTube

1088
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:03,280
probably since

1089
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:05,280
for about 13 years 12, 13 years

1090
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:07,280
I've been watching. Yeah. Just let's plays.

1091
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:09,280
I love let's plays. Yeah. I don't really do

1092
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:11,280
them anymore but I used to love watching them.

1093
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:13,280
Now there's a lot of people that I follow

1094
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:15,280
and watch because when I

1095
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:17,280
play a story game

1096
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:19,280
if there's no like choices and deviation

1097
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:21,280
what I like to do is I'll play it

1098
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:23,280
and then I'll watch someone else play it but I'll always be

1099
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:25,280
ahead of them so I'm not getting spoiled.

1100
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:27,280
And if I get caught up I'll stop watching it.

1101
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:29,280
But a lot of the people that I like

1102
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:31,280
they use the generic

1103
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:33,280
things every time. They'll have a generic

1104
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:35,280
thumbnail they'll use for every episode.

1105
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:37,280
And they'll title it

1106
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:39,280
but they won't title it anything spoiled. Yeah.

1107
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:41,280
But a lot of the thumbnails I'm seeing now are literally

1108
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:43,280
images. Of the game.

1109
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:45,280
Capital letters

1110
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:47,280
and it just fucks me off man.

1111
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:49,280
And yeah avoid it but I can't.

1112
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:51,280
My kids are on YouTube. I'm making sure

1113
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,280
what they're watching ain't bad and I'm watching what

1114
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:55,280
they're scrolling through and it's fucking

1115
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:57,280
popping up here there and everywhere. Twitter is kind of

1116
00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:59,280
you know not my job but part to

1117
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:01,280
keep up to date with news and stuff like

1118
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:03,280
that. And it's just impossible to fucking be

1119
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:05,280
in this circle and avoid it. What we're

1120
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:07,280
doing is we're sacrificing our fucking

1121
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:09,280
love for gaming for you cunts listening to this

1122
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:11,280
because we have to do research. It might

1123
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:13,280
not seem like it. It definitely

1124
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:15,280
doesn't seem like it. We spend a lot of time

1125
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:17,280
just talking about bowel movements.

1126
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:19,280
But that's on the Patreon.

1127
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:21,280
We do have to do

1128
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:23,280
some form of research

1129
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:25,280
for quite I like to

1130
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:27,280
think that this podcast is quite up to date.

1131
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:29,280
We're quite on the

1132
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:31,280
mark when it comes to the big stuff and

1133
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:33,280
being relevant while we're in

1134
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:35,280
the episodes. So

1135
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:37,280
in order to do that you have

1136
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:39,280
to research various different things. And

1137
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:41,280
we try and not do spoilers because

1138
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:43,280
it spoils it for people.

1139
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:45,280
But sometimes it's just so

1140
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:47,280
fucking difficult. I'm amazed

1141
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:49,280
that God of War was not

1142
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:51,280
one that was spoiled for us.

1143
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:53,280
I'm amazed that we weren't able that

1144
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:55,280
wasn't something that got

1145
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:57,280
spoiled because that was

1146
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:59,280
tough man.

1147
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:01,280
Because I think that was bang on the mark

1148
00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:03,280
a week for me to think it was

1149
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:05,280
episode to episode I had it done by

1150
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:07,280
the next episode. And that was

1151
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:09,280
tough man.

1152
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:11,280
It's tough. And like you say

1153
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:13,280
with the way that

1154
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:15,280
things like YouTube, TikTok, fucking

1155
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:17,280
Instagram, all forms

1156
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:19,280
of social media. Everything's so

1157
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:21,280
fucking click bait-y now. Everything.

1158
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:23,280
And a lot of these motherfuckers

1159
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:25,280
are just not creative whatsoever.

1160
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:27,280
I'm not creative but I don't make

1161
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:29,280
the kind of content like that. I make this

1162
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:31,280
kind of content. I hate that fucking word.

1163
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:33,280
It's so YouTube written.

1164
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:35,280
Content. Fuck off.

1165
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:37,280
I make this kind of stuff, right?

1166
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:39,280
So I feel like

1167
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:41,280
a lot of

1168
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:43,280
YouTubers all follow

1169
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:45,280
the same fucking format.

1170
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:47,280
They're all carbon copies of each other.

1171
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:49,280
Most of you motherfuckers

1172
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:51,280
you're all carbon copies, yeah?

1173
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:53,280
Same with us doing this bullshit.

1174
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:55,280
And I just feel like a lot

1175
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:57,280
of them are like you say. The thumbnail

1176
00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:59,280
is now a spoiler. It's gone

1177
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:01,280
from having a title that's click bait

1178
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:03,280
that's got nothing to actually do

1179
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:05,280
with the fucking video that you're putting up

1180
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:07,280
to just straight up spoiling it.

1181
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,280
But it appears as click bait because you think

1182
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:11,280
well no one would be silly enough to put a spoiler as their

1183
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:13,280
fucking title. I know people would

1184
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:15,280
and people do. But you still click on it and

1185
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:17,280
watch it because you want to find out if it's a spoiler or not.

1186
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:19,280
And lo and behold it is.

1187
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:21,280
It's just very difficult to avoid shit like that now.

1188
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:23,280
It'll be interesting to see because I saw

1189
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:25,280
a thumbnail that also said

1190
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:27,280
Spider-Man 2 ending.

1191
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:29,280
So it'll be interesting to see if that thumbnail

1192
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:31,280
resonates with the ending.

1193
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:33,280
I'll be keeping that in mind.

1194
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:35,280
God of War, that's why I ruined the experience

1195
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:37,280
for myself. I didn't. I still loved it.

1196
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:39,280
10 out of 10 game but just rushed it didn't I?

1197
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:41,280
Just didn't do anything to the side. Still haven't

1198
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:43,280
gone back to it to do any of the side stuff

1199
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:45,280
apart from the other bit

1200
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:47,280
that's like the ending ending if you know

1201
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:49,280
what I mean.

1202
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,280
But yeah I just bum rushed it because

1203
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:53,280
I just didn't want to get spoiled because

1204
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:55,280
everyone's different with spoilers. You know

1205
00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:57,280
Royce doesn't care.

1206
00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:59,280
Films, TV shows,

1207
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:01,280
games, anything.

1208
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:03,280
I don't care if you tell me the ending

1209
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:05,280
I'm still going to go and watch it. If you tell me the

1210
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:07,280
ending of a TV show that's seven seasons long

1211
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:09,280
I'm not going to watch it because you've spoiled it.

1212
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:11,280
What's the point?

1213
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:13,280
People are different. With me

1214
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:15,280
I feel like

1215
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:17,280
I like the main

1216
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:19,280
thing for story games specifically

1217
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:21,280
multiplayer games whatever the

1218
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:23,280
fuck ever. Datamined all this shit is coming.

1219
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:25,280
Cool. Don't care.

1220
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:27,280
But when it comes to story games

1221
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:29,280
the story is the draw.

1222
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:31,280
So I want that

1223
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:33,280
headphones on, sitting on the

1224
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:35,280
sofa, immersed

1225
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:37,280
and then that wow moment when

1226
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:39,280
they're like oh by the way

1227
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:41,280
this is happening. You're like what the fuck

1228
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:43,280
that's what makes them so good because

1229
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:45,280
you're like jaw dropping, controller dropping

1230
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:47,280
moments, i.e. the last of us two

1231
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:49,280
when you switch and you're like

1232
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:51,280
what the fuck. I thought it was just like

1233
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:53,280
a flashback period or something

1234
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:55,280
and then after about ten minutes I'm thinking

1235
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:57,280
are they doing what I think they're doing?

1236
00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:59,280
The spoilers on the last of us

1237
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:01,280
part two were absolutely

1238
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:03,280
abhorrent. They were

1239
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:05,280
fucking everywhere because and I won't

1240
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:07,280
spoil it even though I think we have done on this

1241
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:09,280
podcast before. It's old enough anyway but I

1242
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:11,280
still won't say it. The

1243
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:13,280
thing that happens very early on in the game

1244
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:15,280
happens very early on in the

1245
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:17,280
game. So that means

1246
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:19,280
that is a very very quick thing to be spoiled.

1247
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:21,280
Especially when it was so fucking popular

1248
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:23,280
so everyone was fucking playing that and

1249
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:25,280
you're talking you're like what? Not even five

1250
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:27,280
hours in and that shit happens.

1251
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:29,280
It's like an hour. Yeah real fucking early in.

1252
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:31,280
So it's such

1253
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:33,280
an imperative point of the story.

1254
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:35,280
So it was so quick to

1255
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:37,280
be spoiled for a lot of people that just hadn't

1256
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:39,280
played it.

1257
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:41,280
And yeah

1258
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:43,280
there were so many twists and turns in that game.

1259
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:45,280
Especially with the

1260
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:47,280
switching and shit like that.

1261
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:49,280
So

1262
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:51,280
yeah it's just tough.

1263
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:53,280
But that's what I mean though.

1264
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:55,280
That first initial thing you're talking about

1265
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:57,280
you can get that spoiled

1266
00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:59,280
and then it's to have like we've discovered

1267
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:01,280
40 odd hours of gameplay after that with

1268
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:03,280
many twists and turns. Still a lot of

1269
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:05,280
However

1270
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:07,280
that has such an emotional impact.

1271
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:09,280
If you know that's coming it just ruins

1272
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:11,280
it. Ruins it for you. When you're like

1273
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:13,280
oh my god no please.

1274
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:15,280
I wouldn't be surprised if there was a lot

1275
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:17,280
of people that refused to play it after

1276
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:19,280
finding out that first spoiler. 100%

1277
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:21,280
there was. 100%.

1278
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:23,280
Because people were angry about it.

1279
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:25,280
Do you think people have waited what?

1280
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:27,280
6, 7 years for the next one?

1281
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:29,280
Obsessing, loving, everything

1282
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:31,280
about that game. Only to have it

1283
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:33,280
shit all over them. Spoiled.

1284
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:35,280
It's infuriating and people have just

1285
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:37,280
got no respect for

1286
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:39,280
other people's

1287
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:41,280
lives I think. It's just rude.

1288
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:43,280
I've never understood it.

1289
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:45,280
I think it's people that

1290
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:47,280
have the power to do something to

1291
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:49,280
piss someone else off and they like to

1292
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:51,280
abuse it. Because I'd never

1293
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:53,280
deliberately ruin someone

1294
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:55,280
else's experience. It's just

1295
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:57,280
shitty behaviour.

1296
00:43:57,280 --> 00:43:59,280
But yeah that's happened many times

1297
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:01,280
before and I'm sure it'll happen many times

1298
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:03,280
after. You keep giving people

1299
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:05,280
early

1300
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:07,280
access to things as well.

1301
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:09,280
Streamers and YouTubers because they get

1302
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:11,280
to review it. And

1303
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:13,280
spoilers can be subjective

1304
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:15,280
in terms of like the last

1305
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:17,280
of us right. I knew

1306
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:19,280
what was going to happen. I didn't know it was going to happen in the first hour.

1307
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:21,280
But I knew what was going to happen

1308
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:23,280
without even being spoiled

1309
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:25,280
because the amount of

1310
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:27,280
shit I was seeing on Twitter about

1311
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:29,280
ooo this game is

1312
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:31,280
going to do something. This is going to divide

1313
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:33,280
the fan base. This is...

1314
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:35,280
Just things like that. I know that there's

1315
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:37,280
something in it that is... What could

1316
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:39,280
possibly do that? It doesn't take

1317
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:41,280
rocket science to think right I know they're

1318
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:43,280
going to do something massive.

1319
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:45,280
What could that be from knowing

1320
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:47,280
what I know from the first game? Okay.

1321
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:49,280
So I'm already kind of softened

1322
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:51,280
to the fact of what might happen.

1323
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:53,280
So it's not... You don't even need to fucking

1324
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:55,280
say it to spoil it a lot of the time. Just people's

1325
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:57,280
reactions. And I haven't said it

1326
00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:59,280
I haven't really spoiled it. I've just

1327
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:01,280
reacted. Yeah that's enough. Because now

1328
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:03,280
I know something massive is happening.

1329
00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:05,280
Yeah the reaction is always more than enough

1330
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:07,280
to be able to fucking

1331
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:09,280
figure something out. That shit fucks

1332
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:11,280
me off man.

1333
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:13,280
So that's what Mark thought about Spider-Man 2.

1334
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:15,280
I will get it. It may be a

1335
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:17,280
Christmas game for me.

1336
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:19,280
We'll see. I've got a lot on my plate.

1337
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:21,280
Warzone is

1338
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:23,280
taking over.

1339
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:25,280
Bouldersgate is nowhere to be

1340
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:27,280
seen. I'm worried I'm getting to that

1341
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:29,280
kind of time now where

1342
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:31,280
if I jump back in now I ain't got

1343
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:33,280
a clue what's going on. So yeah it's

1344
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:35,280
dangerous. I'm playing a dangerous game.

1345
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:37,280
Ladies and gentlemen

1346
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:39,280
I've known Ash for

1347
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:41,280
three years

1348
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:43,280
I think now. Yeah

1349
00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:45,280
about three years. It is three

1350
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:47,280
years. Because I was at Dickhead Place

1351
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:49,280
for a year and I've been at New Place

1352
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:51,280
for two years.

1353
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:53,280
In November.

1354
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:55,280
And I

1355
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:57,280
know the man pretty well now.

1356
00:45:57,280 --> 00:45:59,280
We do a podcast

1357
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:01,280
every single week. I don't know if you're aware.

1358
00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:03,280
And in that time

1359
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:05,280
you learn

1360
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:07,280
how each other works. So

1361
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:09,280
when he says that he's going to be

1362
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:11,280
playing a massive

1363
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:13,280
game that's taken

1364
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:15,280
fucking long time

1365
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:17,280
and then obsesses over it

1366
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:19,280
and then suddenly switches to a

1367
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:21,280
different game. You know that that

1368
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:23,280
original game that he obsessed over

1369
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:25,280
is doomed. And it

1370
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:27,280
is doomed. You haven't gone back

1371
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:29,280
to God of War to do the side missions

1372
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:31,280
we all knew that was coming.

1373
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:33,280
And even then

1374
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:35,280
there's verbal

1375
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:37,280
evidence of you saying no I'm going back

1376
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:39,280
I'm going to do it. There's also evidence

1377
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:41,280
of me saying that I'd do that. But I'm known for this

1378
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:43,280
kind of stuff. I don't go back. At least

1379
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:45,280
I own it. I just say I'm not going to go back.

1380
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:47,280
And then

1381
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:49,280
now there's this. Diablo

1382
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:51,280
4. It's my forever game.

1383
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:53,280
Haven't fucking picked that cunt up have you?

1384
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:55,280
Because it's shit.

1385
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:57,280
Fair enough. It is awful.

1386
00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:59,280
However, Baldur's Gate 3 is a very

1387
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:01,280
good game. It's just very big.

1388
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:03,280
There's a lot of shit to do.

1389
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:05,280
And I just know you man.

1390
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:07,280
You're like me. You got burnt out because you're

1391
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:09,280
so excited. Like a fucking puppy running

1392
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:11,280
around in a field. That's what we're like.

1393
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:13,280
Very excited.

1394
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:15,280
I fucking love this. This is great. Look at this.

1395
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:17,280
Waaah. And then you're knackered.

1396
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:19,280
Or you fall over and you hurt yourself.

1397
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:21,280
You're going in that field again. I've had enough.

1398
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:23,280
There's something in that. And that is

1399
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:25,280
the over excited, obsessed

1400
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:27,280
I'm just like. It's the ADHD.

1401
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:29,280
The greatest thing I've ever experienced.

1402
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:31,280
I need to absorb every piece of information

1403
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:33,280
about this. I was watching YouTube

1404
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:35,280
breakdowns of fucking

1405
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:37,280
like D&D stuff of the actual

1406
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:39,280
lore and everything.

1407
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:41,280
That's not why I've stopped playing it.

1408
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:43,280
I stopped playing it because

1409
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:45,280
I wanted to play

1410
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:47,280
a multiplayer game with my friends

1411
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:49,280
and the interaction is fun

1412
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:51,280
and enjoyable.

1413
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:53,280
And now I'm

1414
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:55,280
just kind of in that bubble. I want to go

1415
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:57,280
back to Baldur's Gate and I will

1416
00:47:57,280 --> 00:47:59,280
finish that fucking game

1417
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:01,280
because it's my favourite game of all time.

1418
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:03,280
And I can't say that without finishing it.

1419
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,280
But you know, I can say it

1420
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:07,280
now. But I cannot

1421
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:09,280
say it's my favourite game of all time without finishing it.

1422
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:11,280
It just doesn't seem that true. Listen everyone

1423
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:13,280
Rain Dolo lives on.

1424
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:15,280
Alright.

1425
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:17,280
You know, he's been through some

1426
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:19,280
shit. He's seen some things.

1427
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:21,280
Also I know spoilers

1428
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:23,280
that you don't as well. So I want to get

1429
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:25,280
your reaction off of them.

1430
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:27,280
I know a lot of stuff that you don't know about.

1431
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:29,280
I fucking love that game.

1432
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:31,280
It's my favourite game of all time. And I won't change

1433
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:33,280
that until something tops it.

1434
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:35,280
But I fucking know how that's going to happen.

1435
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:37,280
The Witcher 4.

1436
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:39,280
Possibly. That could be the only thing that

1437
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:41,280
on the top of my head could do it.

1438
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:43,280
And another

1439
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:45,280
thing I need to do is Cyberpunk, Phantom

1440
00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:47,280
Liberty. I fucking love that shit.

1441
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:49,280
But I'm really taking my time with

1442
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:51,280
that because I think that is some dope dope.

1443
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:53,280
Moving House has fucked me, you know,

1444
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:55,280
because my game in Stamina has just disappeared.

1445
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:57,280
I'm fucked from work.

1446
00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:59,280
I'm fucked from trying to figure out how to move house.

1447
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:01,280
So when it comes to gaming,

1448
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:03,280
I've been playing so much

1449
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:05,280
Rocket League. Because like you said

1450
00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:07,280
last episode, it's just something to

1451
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:09,280
pick up and just fucking waste some

1452
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:11,280
hours on it and then just drop it like it's nothing.

1453
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:13,280
Very easy fucking game.

1454
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:15,280
With Baldur's Gate and EAFC

1455
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:17,280
if that's what you want to call it.

1456
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:19,280
Baldur's Gate takes a lot of my mind power.

1457
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:21,280
Like, because it's

1458
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:23,280
I'm invested in the story.

1459
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:25,280
So I'm only playing when I'm

1460
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:27,280
ready and I'm awake.

1461
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:29,280
I can't play when I'm really tired.

1462
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:31,280
I need to fucking concentrate.

1463
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:33,280
Need to make the decisions I want to make or

1464
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:35,280
Rain would make. And also

1465
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:37,280
the fighting,

1466
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:39,280
it takes some fucking brain power. It's not as simple

1467
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:41,280
just button mashing. It's not Mortal Kombat.

1468
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:43,280
I need to think about strategies,

1469
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:45,280
abilities, moves, turns,

1470
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:47,280
fucking character abilities.

1471
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:49,280
There's so much to think about.

1472
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:51,280
It takes a lot. So when I can just jump on Warzone

1473
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:53,280
and just switch my brain off and shoot some people,

1474
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:55,280
it's easy.

1475
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:57,280
Steph's been seeing a lot of Baldur's Gate 3

1476
00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:59,280
and she's like, oh, I really want to play it.

1477
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:01,280
And I said to her,

1478
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:03,280
I don't know what you would prefer, whether you'd like playing it

1479
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:05,280
with a controller or not.

1480
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:07,280
But I said, I'm more than happy to

1481
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:09,280
re-download it onto my PC.

1482
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:11,280
Because I said, I ain't fucking

1483
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:13,280
paying to have it on the PlayStation.

1484
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:15,280
I already spent 60 quid on it to have it on here.

1485
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:17,280
So I'm actually

1486
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:19,280
just fucking downloading it again now.

1487
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:21,280
I'm not sure if she likes it.

1488
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:23,280
I don't know if it would be her cup of tea.

1489
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:25,280
But...

1490
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:27,280
Can you play it with a controller on the PC?

1491
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:29,280
Yeah, of course you can. I said this to Steph.

1492
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:31,280
I said, I don't like the click to move

1493
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:33,280
play style.

1494
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:35,280
I hate it, in fact.

1495
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:37,280
But plugging in a controller

1496
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:39,280
onto

1497
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:41,280
a PC,

1498
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:43,280
and yes, it's a laptop, but even it would be no different

1499
00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:45,280
if it was a PC. For me, it just feels dirty.

1500
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:47,280
I don't like it.

1501
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:49,280
I don't like it. I don't feel comfortable.

1502
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:51,280
I feel comfortable sitting on my laptop in the

1503
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:53,280
position that I am using a mouse and a keyboard.

1504
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:55,280
When I'm sat back with a controller

1505
00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:57,280
playing it, I don't like it. It doesn't feel natural.

1506
00:50:57,280 --> 00:50:59,280
You bang me in front of the PlayStation,

1507
00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:01,280
it's the exact same seating position, everything.

1508
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:03,280
I love it. But on a PC,

1509
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:05,280
for some reason, it just feels alien.

1510
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:07,280
And I don't enjoy it. So...

1511
00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:09,280
No. Plus, with a PlayStation controller,

1512
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:11,280
you have to have the cup plugged in.

1513
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:13,280
You can't do wireless.

1514
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:15,280
Because they don't connect. Because they're fucking stupid,

1515
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:17,280
even though it's a PS5 controller.

1516
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:19,280
They don't connect up.

1517
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:21,280
So, yeah. That's what it's...

1518
00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:23,280
That's what it's going to be. Okay.

1519
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:25,280
Well, I'd say that's wrapped us up nicely.

1520
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:27,280
That's done it, ladies and gentlemen.

1521
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:29,280
I hope she enjoys Bouldersgate. So do I.

1522
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:31,280
I know she's going to love the character creation.

1523
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:33,280
I hope she likes it,

1524
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:35,280
because I need someone to talk to about it.

1525
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:37,280
Carl Connor? Yeah, but he's...

1526
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:39,280
He's a ginger little prick as well.

1527
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:41,280
While we're on it,

1528
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:43,280
little fucking little shit.

1529
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:45,280
Yeah. He's getting a little bit too comfortable

1530
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:47,280
showing me his penis.

1531
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:49,280
It's a little bit too much.

1532
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:51,280
From Darrell, I expect it.

1533
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:53,280
But Connor was the quiet, shy,

1534
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:55,280
nerdy, fucking

1535
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:57,280
Rupert Grint Weasley

1536
00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:59,280
looking motherfucker.

1537
00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:01,280
He's going to hate this.

1538
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:03,280
And now he's come out of his shell.

1539
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:05,280
And he's an absolute freak.

1540
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:07,280
Because he gets his nutsack out.

1541
00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:09,280
He keeps grabbing Mark's penis

1542
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:11,280
and touching him up. And Mark don't like that.

1543
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:13,280
So he's crying. He's getting upset.

1544
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:15,280
So I just need to get it out here.

1545
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:17,280
Just stop it. Leave him alone.

1546
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:19,280
I do not endorse this kind of behaviour.

1547
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:21,280
It's not nice.

1548
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:23,280
Carry on.

1549
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:25,280
That wraps us up, I think.

1550
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:27,280
Because that was quite the point to end on.

1551
00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:29,280
Yeah.

1552
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:41,280
Okay. Oro. Oro.