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Hello everyone, it's What's the Buttons. Buttons. Lots of buttons.

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All the buttons.

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Fiddling with your buttons.

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Getting my buttons undone.

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Cold, hot, sweaty, rainy, it's nice. It's lovely. We're here, upbeat. I've just had beans on toast.

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Is that what you was eating?

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I had beans on toast with cheese.

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I see the cheese as a given, innit?

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I'm more energetic because I've obviously had like two hours extra sleep than I normally get through me waking up late.

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That's the perks of being your own boss.

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But you're not.

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Do whatever the fuck you want. To an extent.

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He's not. He does what he's fucking told.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Just like me.

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Um, oh, yeah man, obviously it's Friday. And you know what happened today?

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Got moist.

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Spider Moonies.

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Alright.

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All Spider Moonies come out today.

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Peter Parker.

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That 15 hour campaign for 70 quid has come out today. Decent.

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Got some decent reviews though.

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Yes, it would do well. You would imagine it would do.

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A lot of the reviewers have said the same. Very good. 10 out of 10. Amazing game. Open world's a bit bleh though.

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Yeah. Yeah, I've been seeing stuff like that. I suppose. What do you expect from a short ass game?

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Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I'll play it. I'm not playing it yet, but I will play it. I can't afford it.

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Have you seen the 19 inches of venom in physical being?

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No.

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It looks very cool.

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Who's got it?

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Mark showed me a picture of it.

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Has he got it?

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He hasn't got it. He didn't want to spend the money on it because it was fucking expensive.

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It's so worth it.

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200 and something quid.

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Is it that much?

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It's so cool though.

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I think it's an absolutely appalling collector's edition.

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I don't know about collector's edition. The statue's cool though.

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The statue's very fucking cool, but that is basically the only thing that you get with a collector's edition.

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Other than physicality, that is the only thing that is physical and the steelbook.

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But you'll probably get more money for that than you would the whole fucking collection.

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Almost definitely.

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You banked your money.

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Almost definitely, but there's no secret goodies. Everything else is digital.

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Do you get the game with it?

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No.

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You don't get the game with the collector's edition?

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Well, you get the game code.

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Yeah, see, that's enough then. So you could get that edition, sell the statue and make money and get the game for free if that's what you want.

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Got a steelbook that's empty though.

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Yeah.

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You have to go and spend 70 quid to fill the steelbook up.

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Well, that's the way it is now.

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That self takes a piss.

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Also leads into a quick little side note of, again, old market mark was chatting to me.

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Walmart and GameStop, I know that doesn't massively affect us over here.

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However, the American market does massively affect us over here.

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Are thinking about stopping selling physical Xbox games?

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Well, game is practically going out of business.

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The one in my local town has disappeared off the face of the earth and we've always had one since I was a kid.

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It used to be like electronics boutique. It used to be called.

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But yeah, the digital is just coming forward.

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People don't really go for physical games.

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They mostly started trying around and selling much didn't they?

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And just no one goes for it.

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They said Walmart could be phasing out physical Xbox game sales due to decline.

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Sorry, physical Xbox games due to declining sales with other platforms potentially following suit in the future.

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Best Buy may also stop selling physical games in stores as digital game sales overtake boxed copies.

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Physical media is becoming less profitable.

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Now that says to me all games that you own me worth money.

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You reckon?

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Yeah. Pete Davidson.

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He owns every VHS in the world.

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Three to five thousand VHS tapes he's got.

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Rocky Balboa sealed went for twenty six thousand dollars.

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Mental, right?

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So everything after 20 years is worth money.

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I think what I want to see is if you're if you're going to go down the route of everything being digital and you have no more physical aspects of games because it is less profitable from a business point of view, it does make sense.

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I feel like that on what's the buttons we're good at noticing trends.

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All right. So far we haven't been wrong with what we predicted.

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And we're seeing our fucking next prediction unfold before our fucking eyeballs.

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And what I can see happening is where we have collectors editions right now where you get no fucking physical copy.

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You're lucky if you get that you get some fucking steelbook and a code.

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Boom. There you go.

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I feel like if we're going down this digital route, what will then happen is the collectors editions will be the things that include the physical copy as opposed to the digital where they'll be able to go.

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Right. Well, you can get this collector's edition for an extra say they bump up the price of the of the edition itself by say 20 quid because now they're going to include include this nice cool old like heart back to the past fucking gimmick of you get the physical game with it now as well.

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But you watch it just be the steelbook and not the physical game did like a case just the disk.

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I was going to say I disagree for the simple fact that like you alluded to last week, the PlayStation is pretty much going to be digital only soon.

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So there'd be no need for physical games.

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Yeah. To display. Sure.

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But they got the disk drive, so they're still including the capability of including it.

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But that's more of a tacked on. Come on. We know you old bastard still like the disks.

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So we're going to put that on.

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But let's be realistic. The but if you're just buying a next gen console, it's going to come without a disk drive.

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So if you want the disk drive, you're going to have to.

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So in that aspect, they're just going to it's just going to gradually phase out.

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Thing is, we've experienced this before. Not you and I, but the world itself has already gone through this just on a different platform.

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And that is with the PC because remember, PC games used to be on disks, much like any if anything else.

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And you'd pop it in your fucking disk drive and away you went.

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Whereas now, obviously, because I'm very new to the PC gaming world in a sense of anything outside of fucking World of Warcraft and such as yourself,

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that we never really had to experience that whole buying the physical copy of the game.

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Whereas now it's all digital. This ain't got a fucking disk drive.

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Well, that's what put me off when I was younger. I mean, we had PC.

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I don't know what PC it was, and it was just, you know, it wasn't a gaming PC.

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We'd have a PC for a year and then just go and die or whatever.

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And I used to play championship manager back before the days of football manager and used to have to have the disk.

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And what put me off PC gaming originally was I didn't understand how to install games because you'd have to put the disk in.

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But it would have to install, but then you'd have to like go into folders and it wasn't as streamlined as it is now.

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And obviously young me without the aid of the Internet because it wasn't around to just Google things.

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I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. So I was just like computers are too complicated.

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And then I just ran with that narrative for the rest of my life.

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They still are complicated.

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Oh, yeah, they definitely are.

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They still are. There's still some questionable things you have to do.

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It's just I don't know.

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It's one of those inescapable things when it starts coming down to money.

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That's when you know that they've got that by the balls.

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If it starts becoming less profitable to have a physical game and to just have digital is much easier.

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Then that's going to be the route that everyone goes down, which is a shame because I like that.

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I agree with you. You probably find in 20, 30 years, those physical editions of games will be worth a fucking mint.

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Well, after what we spoke about last week, I have I didn't click on the article, but it did pop up yesterday saying,

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and I don't know if this confirmed that if you want to play old your Nintendo Switch games on the next Nintendo Switch,

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you're going to have to buy the big boy version because you're going to be multiple versions.

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So once again, at least at least Nintendo actually going to do some backwards compatibility for once.

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So thank the Lord for that.

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But but to hide it behind the big bad boys bullshit, there will always be a fucking ploy for that.

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Always Apple. I know it's off topic.

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Apple with their fucking phone chargers.

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Every phone now has to use USB-C.

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So what are those cunts do? Oh, well, you have to use the fucking Apple USB-C because you can't.

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We've made it so that the phone isn't compatible with any other fucking charger.

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You might break it. There's always you want backwards compatibility with Switch.

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That's decent. Yeah, nice. Well, here's a fucking another addition.

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That's a hundred quid more. If you want to play your shitty games, cunt, here you go.

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Falk out for it because they have to make it viable, which I think is a dog move.

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I don't understand why. If you're if you're bringing out a new switch, just make it fucking capable of doing that.

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If there's a there's like a pro version, just release that fucking thing.

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I mean, just do that. This is the problem.

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And this is where it's going to get a bit fruity because if they're going down the digital only route,

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you can't make people buy a whole generation's worth of games digitally.

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And then when they get a new console, go, oh, them games that you had, you can't play them no more unless you buy them digitally again.

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It's like you can't do that. But they kind of they kind of do with games that span over different console.

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Look at GTA, GTA five, PS3.

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First bought that on the fucking PS3. Think of that. That shit is in the Natural History Museum.

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There is a PS3 sat in a cabinet in the Natural History Museum in London.

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Me and Steph sort of our own eyes. We have a fucking existential crisis straight after because fuck me, we're not even that old.

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But that made us feel old. Is there actually? Yes, I promise you. I think I took a picture of it.

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Well, at least Steph did. Fuck knows in the in the technology bit, there's a PS fucking free in there.

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Jesus Christ. So that come out on the PS3, then the PS4 and then the PS5.

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So you had to fucking buy that three times if you wanted to continue playing it.

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If you bought the physical, obviously, if you had the digital on PS4, then it would work for the PS5.

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I didn't. I bought the fucking physical because at the time when it come out on PS3, it was like 70 odd gig,

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which was a big old fucking chunky game for for back then.

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So you kind of already see that where they do say, yes, you already own this.

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However, you want to play on this next console.

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Obviously, I think it's less prominent now because of the difference between things like PS4 and PS5.

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Isn't so great as the difference between PS4, PS3, PS2, things like that.

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Either way, I can't move. That's the advantage of Steam, though, because you games just on the library.

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But everyone you want every time you get a new PC, you have to you have to rebuy all your Steam games.

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It just doesn't work, which is where things like cloud gaming and streaming and things like that,

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where we've spoken about it before, is where that kind of comes into play, where you have you have that

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designated library of all your games on an account as opposed to the console itself to which you can access that.

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You can pull from that work, like you say, with the state with Steam.

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So I've got my Steam library on my laptop.

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I can put anything I want off of that onto the Steam deck and vice versa.

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So I'd want the option to not be not have to stream the game, though, to download the game.

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Yeah, let me download it. I don't want to stream that shit.

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Yeah, but I suppose that's kind of is that kind of what you have now, is it?

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Because the PlayStation, you can't can you do that?

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What do you mean? Play on the cloud.

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I can't. I have to be.

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So if I went to your house logged into, I have to log into your PlayStation on my account to download the game onto your PlayStation.

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But if you log into your account, you can't.

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Yeah, I don't I don't even know if you can do that.

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I think I've got I think I have to make it I think I have to make my account that primary PS5.

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Yeah, but it works if you were to log into my account here.

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If so, if you were to log into my PlayStation here, you could play any of the games I've already got downloaded.

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I didn't know this news to me because I've done it with with Steph's account before.

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I think at least I'm pretty sure I remember it working that way around because it's downloaded to the actual console itself,

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regardless of what account you're using on that console.

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Obviously, you've allowed access to that console because someone's fucking logged into it.

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Interesting.

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Because there's game share as well.

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I think I know there's that one with the one with the Xbox.

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I think PlayStation did something along the lines of being able to.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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There is definitely that to share play or some shit like that.

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Well, I watched you play Elden Ring, didn't I?

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And yeah, you can share, but it resets every hour or so.

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You have to rejoin so you haven't just got infinite access to a game.

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You'd be like, yeah, I've got Spider-Man 2.

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If you want to play it, just share play.

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And then have you got Spider-Man 2?

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No, that's what I'm just example.

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If I had Spider-Man 2, I could share play it to you and you could just play it.

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Are you going to get it?

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I will not yet, though.

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You're going to wait for it to go down?

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Well, I've got too much on my plate.

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I'm fucking far too busy with video game universe.

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Because not only have I been playing what I've already been playing, I've also opened up a can of new worms and joined Darkstar a little bit.

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Because this week I've been playing FIFA that I bought and Warzone.

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Are you fucking?

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No, no, no, no.

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What on PlayStation?

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Yeah.

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What? New FIFA?

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Yeah.

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Oh, fucking hell.

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Who have you been playing that with?

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FIFA, which myself played career mode.

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Who have you been playing cobb with?

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Clarkian Royce.

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Ah, for fuck's sake.

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Yeah, it's good, though.

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Them worms.

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It's good.

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They've got a Halloween event on them.

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Yeah, I know.

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I know.

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It's got the butcher from Diablo in it.

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Fuck's sake.

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You're such a cunt.

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Clarky bought the Lilith skin.

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He hasn't even played Diablo.

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Yeah.

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He's just got a thing for female devils.

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Yeah.

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Does that mean you're going to bang a new cod in there?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I'm going to bang that as well.

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That's what I mean.

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It's too much.

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That shit's got you by the balls, all that fucking every single year a new one comes out.

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Yeah, I didn't think it did.

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I thought this was the year that Feat was going to be.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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But it just isn't.

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And ironically, I played 12 games in my career mode and rock bottom.

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I hadn't won a game, which has never happened to me before.

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That's great.

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And I'm planning on the same difficulty set.

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And I've always played all the Feefers.

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Which is what?

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One down from the top.

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Okay.

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And then there's the hard.

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No, there's multiple hards.

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It's easy, very easy.

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So you're like soft hard rather than hard hard.

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Yeah, I'm on legendary and then there's like extreme or something.

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Which is impossible.

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Rock solid hard.

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So yeah, I've been enjoying it, but I just can't.

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It's all right until they get the ball.

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I can't get the ball off of them.

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The computer just...

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Everything's fine until there's opposition.

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Then I struggle.

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As soon as I lose the ball, unless they do something stupid, I can't get the ball off

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them.

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I can't tackle.

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Of which they're not because they're fucking AI.

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They're just not whether they're anything stupid.

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Well, this is where there was a problem.

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So I was like, there must be something going on here because I'm not having it that I'm

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this shit at FIFA.

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Because I've never been shit at FIFA.

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Not like that.

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So I went into the settings and I was looking at the sliders.

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You can change all the sliders for the user and the AI.

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So I could put my sprint speed up to 100 and the computer's down to zero.

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So obviously I'm just a lot faster than them.

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Now normally after FIFA's been out a while, the prominent YouTubers will put out guides

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to adjust sliders to make FIFA as realistic, as real football as possible.

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So what I tend to do is I'll start a career mode and I'll move all the sliders about.

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Which is what I've done in all the past FIFAs.

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And what I forget is that every time you play a new FIFA, there's a little option that comes

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up at the start.

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It says, do you want to carry over your settings?

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So I press yes.

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So all my settings have carried over.

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I went into the sliders and the fucking computer, it had its pass error down to zero.

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So every single pass that they were making was perfection.

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Not just successful, it was perfection.

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So I was like, well no wonder I can't get the fucking ball off them.

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So I restored all the settings to default and I also had no yellow and red cards on

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which confused me.

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But that's because I let my daughter play FIFA.

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So that's why I turned them off.

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So I put them back on.

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And then I started the next game and I went one new up and I was like, fucking hell.

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That was the reason.

296
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And then I lost 5-1 to Brentford.

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So it wasn't the reason.

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Are you playing as West Ham?

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Of course I am.

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Of course you are.

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Of course I am.

302
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I played two games online in Ultimate Team.

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I got smashed like 8-2 or something and then the next geyser I beat like fucking 8-2.

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But bear in mind I've got like a full bronze team because I haven't opened any packs and

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I won't.

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Not this time.

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Why would you not?

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Because I don't want to get involved in that shit.

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Have you got to pay for packs?

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Yeah, yeah, of course you have.

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It's fucking loot boxes isn't it?

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So I'm not, I've got to pay for packs.

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I've got to pay for packs.

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I've got to pay for packs.

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I've got to pay for packs.

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I've got to pay for packs.

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I don't want to stop.

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I've got too much going on.

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I'm playing Marvel Snap.

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So you could stop the Marvel Snap for a minute.

321
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No, I don't want to stop Marvel Snap.

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But then you would enjoy Facebook.

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It's my forever mobile game.

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Fuck off.

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It's my forever mobile game.

326
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Yeah, right.

327
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Ok.

328
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So you could buy a couple packs.

329
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How expensive is a pack?

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I don't know.

331
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You know.

332
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No, I don't.

333
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There's loads of different packs on there.

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You don't have to buy them.

335
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You can get them through rewards and shit.

336
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I'm just not interested in all my team.

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I just want to play career mode to be honest with you

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because the career mode is really good.

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All the adjustments they've made and the commentary

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and the way it's all fucking,

341
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there's a lot more tactical stuff in there now

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and the way you play it's a lot slower.

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It is a lot more like real football

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where when you play online,

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as it always is on everything,

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it's fucking a hundred miles an hour.

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There's no like slow buildup,

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nice little passes and sequences.

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It's just fucking frugal over the top, run, shoot.

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Oh, it's my turn.

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It's like basketball.

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It's just back and forth.

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It's not realistic.

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And I like playing realistic football, you know?

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So I just stick to career mode

356
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and that's what I will be doing with that FIFA.

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And it's just FIFA, isn't it?

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I'll just jump in every now and again

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when I fancy a few games,

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FIFA and then turn it off when I don't.

361
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And with that, yeah, obviously I'm playing Warzone,

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which is, I'm having a great time,

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which I didn't anticipate,

364
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which is annoying, but also very enjoyable.

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Fucking, you see they finally got purchased, didn't they?

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Yeah, son of a bitches.

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Microsoft have fucking bought up Activision and Blizzard.

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Yeah, it will be, it will be.

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And then, did I say last week,

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the CEO of Blizzard is fucking stepping down?

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He's fucking, everyone's rejoicing

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because he's a greedy little cunt

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that fucking run that company into the ground.

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So everyone's like, oh,

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and now we've got funding from Microsoft.

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The future is bright, I guess for them,

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but it's hard for me.

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Activision's just, money sink.

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How much money can we squeeze out of Call of Duty?

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Because everyone has a little worm in their head

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that tells them to buy it every year.

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If they keep unlocking fucking skins

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and battle passes the way they have now,

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they'll squeeze a lot of money out of it.

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The zombies on the new card looks fucking good.

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Zombies, fucking, the skins,

387
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:05,000
the battle pass at the moment is fucking wild.

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I'm half tempted.

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It's fucking, it's so good, it's so good.

390
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The battle pass, it's got, do you know who spawn is?

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Like the Marvel character spawn.

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He's always in the nerd base.

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There's just figures of him everywhere.

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He's like fucking hundreds of different spawn.

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He's got his own section.

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Up the top, near the gaming bit.

397
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Yeah, well, he's in the battle pass.

398
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And there's fucking, there's just so many sick skins.

399
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Yeah, but the thing is,

400
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no, I know.

401
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When you start reading off battle passes and skins

402
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is where it makes my penis go all floppy.

403
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:37,000
I know.

404
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:37,840
It's not interested.

405
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It's the opposite to me.

406
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It makes me go hard.

407
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Yeah, but this is the problem though,

408
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because your mind becomes clouded by microtransactions

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and you believe that games are fantastic

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when they've got a very cool skin on them.

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I do.

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And then you come back to me and you go,

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this game's shit because you got bored of the skin

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because your ADHD kicks in.

415
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Yeah, right.

416
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So I can't work out.

417
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When you say that a game like that is decent,

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I can't work the cunt out because,

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and fucking, it just sounds.

420
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The game's good.

421
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I don't think you'll like it because you're,

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you haven't got the patience.

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So when you die, you're just gonna go,

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fuck this shit, turn it off.

425
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:21,640
What, fucking Battle Royales?

426
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Where I was playing that shit

427
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:24,520
before you even knew what Battle Royale was.

428
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Trust me, it's fine.

429
00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:27,400
I'd be all right with it.

430
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:28,680
What I don't like is that it's full

431
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of sweaty tryhards already.

432
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I'm too, I am too far gone in the war zone lifespan

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to even bother trying to get into it.

434
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:39,800
I'm just not interested.

435
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I can't be asked.

436
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:41,880
Yeah, that's fine.

437
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:46,000
Whereas the new COD, has the new COD got a war zone?

438
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:46,840
Yeah, well that's what they're doing.

439
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:47,680
Of course it does, why would they not?

440
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They're doing like war zone, no,

441
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because war zone is its own separate entity.

442
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:51,480
Yeah, but no, it's not though, is it?

443
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Don't pretend like it fucking,

444
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like it's a different kind of game.

445
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It's not, it's COD.

446
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:57,200
No, it's its own separate entity.

447
00:21:57,200 --> 00:22:01,200
So war zone two is not because of modern warfare too.

448
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War zone two was rebuilt because war zone one

449
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was not supposed to be as successful as it was.

450
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And it blew up obviously because COVID and all that shit.

451
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So they made a lot of changes, bought our war zone two,

452
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which still leaves me sour.

453
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Because half the problem with COD is that all the stuff

454
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that people bought on war zone one didn't carry over

455
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to war zone two.

456
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Of course it didn't.

457
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So that's why I didn't buy anything,

458
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because I haven't bought a single thing on war zone two.

459
00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:28,840
But now they're doing like not war zone three,

460
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but they're updating the war zone.

461
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And as everything changes, all your stuff carries over.

462
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So they're now I'm more inclined.

463
00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:39,560
They've still got the laser beams in there and shit.

464
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Laser beams?

465
00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:42,040
What do you mean?

466
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From the boys, isn't they?

467
00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:45,000
Oh yeah, there's the boys cat.

468
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I don't know who the fuck they are.

469
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:47,760
There are loads of different people in there.

470
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They've got fucking.

471
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:50,800
Yeah, but they still got, can you still kill people

472
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like Superman with the laser beams from your eyeballs?

473
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Oh, I don't know about that.

474
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:55,120
Or is that an event thing?

475
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I don't think I've ever even seen that.

476
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:57,160
But I haven't paid.

477
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I've shown you that before.

478
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Probably, but I don't pay attention, do I?

479
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I've got shit memory.

480
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:03,560
But the problem is with FIFA and war zone is,

481
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is Boulder's Gate.

482
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I mean.

483
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:08,560
A real game?

484
00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:09,400
Yeah, the real game.

485
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:10,240
The proper game.

486
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:11,080
None of that.

487
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:12,840
I just envision FIFA and college.

488
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:13,680
No, no.

489
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:16,560
They're like people, they're for people

490
00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:18,600
that watch YouTube shorts.

491
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:19,440
You know what I mean?

492
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:20,440
They're just a bit.

493
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:22,680
Listen, you've got to have games

494
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:24,520
that you can just switch your mind off and just play.

495
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:26,240
No, I get it because they're fun.

496
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:27,120
They are very fun.

497
00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:27,960
They're fun games.

498
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:30,400
I just feel like I'm just hurt by Activision

499
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:31,240
because they're cunts.

500
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:33,720
Sometimes, you know, Boulder's Gate,

501
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:36,720
whilst it is the perfect game, the best game ever made.

502
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:37,800
Some would call it.

503
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:40,080
Some would call it.

504
00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:44,800
It can also be overwhelming and over-encumbering

505
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:45,960
where you're just like,

506
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:47,840
well, I don't want to think this evening.

507
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:50,320
I'd like to just shoot some people.

508
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:53,680
I don't want to have to use my brain or make tough choices.

509
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:55,360
I'd rather just go and, you know,

510
00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:58,400
drive around in a car and have a laugh with me pals.

511
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,440
And that's where them games fit in.

512
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:03,960
And FIFA is just for when you have that little,

513
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:07,120
little bit of a football bug in your fancy plans in FIFA.

514
00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:09,000
So yeah, I'm in a perfect spot.

515
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:12,640
Therefore, Spider-Man cannot be added right now.

516
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,720
Also, I'm fucking skinned.

517
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:17,000
It'd only take you a weekend to do it.

518
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,880
Yeah, I know, but I'd rather.

519
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:21,400
It's all a little 15-hour campaign for 70 quid.

520
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:22,800
I'd rather finish Boulder's Gate.

521
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:24,320
But yeah, I will get Spider-Man 2,

522
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:27,080
and I'm excited for it, but just not right now.

523
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:28,120
And I've got Marvel snaps.

524
00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:30,200
And when I'm not playing PlayStation

525
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:33,640
and I'm not doing anything, you know, of substance,

526
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:37,320
I'll just bang out Marvel Snap and then look through their store.

527
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:41,560
Yeah, I am surprised.

528
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:42,560
Actually, no.

529
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:44,880
Let me start off with a question.

530
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:49,160
What do you think of Lords of the Fallen?

531
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:51,040
Well, I think of it.

532
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:52,680
In what aspect?

533
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:53,840
Interested.

534
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:54,560
Yeah.

535
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:54,960
Yeah.

536
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:55,440
Yeah.

537
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:56,160
Played the first one.

538
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:56,720
It was shit.

539
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:57,600
Yep.

540
00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:58,800
This one's apparently not.

541
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:02,760
Completely rebuilt the whole thing.

542
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:04,640
Development team's completely different.

543
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:05,400
Yeah.

544
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:07,560
It looks a lot more Souls-like.

545
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:08,720
Obviously, they went for that.

546
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:11,280
That was one of the first Souls-like replicas

547
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:15,200
that came out after Demon's Souls and Dark Souls.

548
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:19,680
But it didn't hit any of the same heights or beats.

549
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:22,280
And this seems to...

550
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:25,000
That was the squeakiest fart.

551
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,400
And I'm ashamed the microphone just won't pick that up.

552
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:28,320
Because they're too good.

553
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:29,000
That was great.

554
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:29,520
Um.

555
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:33,520
It was just touch and go.

556
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:34,920
I went five days without shit.

557
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:35,920
What do you mean?

558
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:36,440
Yeah.

559
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:37,520
Yesterday was the first day of shit.

560
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:38,000
Here we go.

561
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,720
Here we go.

562
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:41,120
Straight on the bathroom floor.

563
00:25:41,120 --> 00:25:43,760
We'll save it for the Patreon.

564
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:46,520
Every fucking episode.

565
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:48,840
They're paying for full-on shit.

566
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:51,720
It's like three episodes in a row now.

567
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:53,160
Patreon.com, follow us on social buttons.

568
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:54,040
It's not just rubbish.

569
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:55,320
It is good stuff, isn't it, too?

570
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:56,080
Yep.

571
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:57,760
Right, go on.

572
00:25:57,760 --> 00:25:58,800
Lords of the Fallen.

573
00:25:58,800 --> 00:25:59,680
Yeah, yeah, it looks good.

574
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:00,760
I'll pick it up once again.

575
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:02,120
It's another game on Melissa.

576
00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:03,000
So I mean, it's too much.

577
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:06,200
Because you've either got that or you've got Liars of P.

578
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:07,720
Also another game I'm interested in.

579
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:10,920
But as you told me, which I didn't know, it's on Game Pass.

580
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:12,520
So I'll just grab that one.

581
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:13,320
I feel like that.

582
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:17,800
Liars of P, if you're not familiar, ladies and gentlemen,

583
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:20,960
is just Souls-born but Pinocchio.

584
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:21,520
Yeah.

585
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:22,720
And you have to lie on that.

586
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:23,400
Yeah.

587
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:24,120
Looks cool.

588
00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:25,120
You can beat the shit.

589
00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:26,400
It is just a Souls-born game.

590
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:33,400
But apparently, I've been reading what people prefer,

591
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:36,240
Lords of the Fallen or Liars of P. And a lot of people

592
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:42,520
have been saying that Liars of P is less sluggish, more

593
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:45,440
responsive than Lords of the Fallen.

594
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:47,360
But a lot of people are saying Lords of the Fallen

595
00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:47,960
is fucking sick.

596
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:50,040
Lords of the Fallen looks really good.

597
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:51,720
So does Liars of P.

598
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:54,120
Aesthetically, it's more muffin.

599
00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:55,360
Yeah.

600
00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:57,600
Apparently, the boss fights in Liars of P

601
00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:02,200
are a lot better than Lords of the Fallen.

602
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:04,320
I don't care, as long as the game to game.

603
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:07,000
I have to be interested in what I'm doing,

604
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,800
i.e. in them sort of games.

605
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:11,120
If I'm not interested in the aesthetics,

606
00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:12,840
then I'm not interested in the cosmetics.

607
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,720
They've got a cool light in there that shows up the bridges

608
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:16,880
in Lords of the Fallen.

609
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:18,080
I haven't looked up too much.

610
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:20,320
There's a lantern that you can walk around with,

611
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:21,160
and it shows up.

612
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:23,360
Because I see people luring enemies onto the bridge,

613
00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:24,560
and they're getting rid of the lantern.

614
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:25,440
Right, OK.

615
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:26,720
Well, I don't know all that.

616
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:29,120
But what I do know is, if I get a cool armor piece,

617
00:27:29,120 --> 00:27:30,520
you know Lords of the Fallen, I'm

618
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:31,880
going to be excited to equip it.

619
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:34,560
If I get a cool armor piece in the Lies of P, not so keen.

620
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:38,160
It's not the aesthetic that I enjoy.

621
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:42,720
Lords of the Fallen is more that big, medieval, barbaric

622
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:43,960
fantasy.

623
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:44,960
Do you know what I mean?

624
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,920
Big, heavy, fucking metal armor with spikes on it.

625
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:50,800
Lies of P is more, I don't know, gothic.

626
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,080
And I don't know.

627
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:54,360
So it's a weird aesthetic, Lies of P.

628
00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:55,800
But I like the concept of it.

629
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:58,320
I think it's very cool.

630
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:01,200
But both, I will be playing at some point.

631
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:04,520
But I will reiterate once again, far too busy

632
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:06,840
with all the other stuff going on.

633
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:08,800
Agreed.

634
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:11,360
Which is a great problem to have.

635
00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:13,280
Because right now, all I want to be doing

636
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:15,680
is playing Marvel Snap, and looking up new decks.

637
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:17,840
Why are you so obsessed with fucking Marvel Snap?

638
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:19,600
Because it's so good.

639
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:21,040
Why are you so obsessed with it?

640
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:22,080
Because it's so good.

641
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:23,440
But there's no end.

642
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:25,160
Well, that's the good thing.

643
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:26,680
There's always new cards coming out.

644
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:28,800
They release at least four cards a month.

645
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:30,320
So there's always meta changes.

646
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:32,360
There's always new redefining ways

647
00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:37,480
of putting your current deck into a different archetype.

648
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:39,720
Or you get a new card, and you start fitting that

649
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:40,880
into your current decks.

650
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:41,880
This is just brilliant.

651
00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:44,320
It's just a fantastic game.

652
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:47,520
One of the starting classes on Lords of the Fallen.

653
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:49,320
Yeah, I mean, that's exactly what I like.

654
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:49,800
I know.

655
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:50,880
It's got a fucking wolf head.

656
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:52,600
Yes, and a massive sword.

657
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:53,520
Yeah, exactly.

658
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:54,000
That's me.

659
00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:59,320
Oh, it's just fucking.

660
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:02,400
Do you feel like if Marvel Snap was ever a physical thing,

661
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:03,840
you'd be this involved with it?

662
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:05,920
Or do you think because you couldn't just take it around

663
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:08,160
with you everywhere, it would be a little bit less?

664
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:10,440
I'd imagine this is how the D&D people feel.

665
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:13,440
I wish Marvel Snap would come out on PlayStation.

666
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:14,880
It annoys me that it hasn't.

667
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:15,560
Does it not?

668
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:17,520
No, it's on Steam.

669
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:20,800
Because the first card game I ever really, really got into

670
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:26,920
was Gwent, and I played that for probably thousands of hours

671
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:28,760
on the PlayStation.

672
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:32,520
And when I had an operation on my hand, excuse me,

673
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:37,120
and it was just after my daughter had been born.

674
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:40,080
And I just played it for weeks and weeks straight,

675
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:43,360
for 16 hours a day or so, and it was ridiculous.

676
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:45,880
I got really good, and then I introduced Clarky to it,

677
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:48,280
and then he got a lot better than me.

678
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:49,960
And he reached really high ranks.

679
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:52,120
I reached pretty high ranks, but not as high as him,

680
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:53,600
so kudos to him.

681
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:56,680
And then they said, you son of a bitches,

682
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:58,560
we're taking it off of the PlayStation store,

683
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:01,440
so it's all going onto Steam only, or GOG,

684
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:02,920
or whatever the fuck it is.

685
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:04,440
And I was like, you son of a bitches.

686
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:06,200
So I stopped playing it, and then Clarky

687
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:08,520
carried on playing it, and they rebuilt the whole game

688
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:10,520
from the ground up, changed everything.

689
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:15,000
And then now it's dying.

690
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:15,880
It's the end.

691
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:18,600
They've said there is one more content update, one more patch

692
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,000
update, it's got one year left.

693
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,080
And then they're done.

694
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:22,880
But then they've just announced the other day

695
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:25,640
that the final update is coming.

696
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:27,120
What they've done was quite cool,

697
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:32,920
is that they've put a lot of options out there,

698
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:36,640
and people are choosing how they want the cards to be left.

699
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:39,800
Because it's the end now, this is how the game will continue,

700
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:41,920
and these are how the cards obviously won't be touched

701
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:45,160
again, so how would you prefer these cards to be?

702
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:47,760
So yeah, my love for card games comes from Gwent.

703
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:52,240
And yeah, Marvel Snap is the best of anyone

704
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:54,480
I've played since Gwent.

705
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:56,520
And it's all Marvel characters, and it's cool.

706
00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:58,840
What are they going to do then after Gwent?

707
00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:00,760
Have they said what they're going to move on to?

708
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:02,760
They don't need to move on to anything really.

709
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:04,800
They've got plenty of shit in the works.

710
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:06,160
They've got all the Witcher games.

711
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:07,840
They've got cyberpunk.

712
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:10,720
It's still CDPR.

713
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:13,600
I mean, you've literally just blamed everything that CDPR

714
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:14,960
have currently.

715
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:15,440
Well, no.

716
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:16,040
Two games.

717
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:16,520
One.

718
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:20,240
They've got cyberpunk 2 in development.

719
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:21,880
They've got the Witcher 4 in development.

720
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:24,400
And they've got an untitled game that no one

721
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:27,880
knows about in development, and a couple of spin-offs of.

722
00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:29,520
The untitled games are always the ones

723
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:30,760
that you're most interested in.

724
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:32,000
Because it's so like.

725
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,760
For me, I'm always interested in what I know.

726
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:35,360
And I know.

727
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:35,880
Oh, yeah.

728
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:39,120
But half the shit that you like, you used to not know about.

729
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:40,120
No, yeah, that's right.

730
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:42,080
But because I know it, I want it.

731
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:43,400
I want cyberpunk 2.

732
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:44,800
Also played Phantom Libby.

733
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:46,200
That is just fucking sick.

734
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:46,760
I'm sorry.

735
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:47,280
I haven't picked it up.

736
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:48,800
And I found that fucking Idrisil.

737
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:50,440
And it's nowhere near the center of town.

738
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:51,080
So that's a lie.

739
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:51,720
It fucking is.

740
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:54,120
The minute you walk through the cunting gates, it's there.

741
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:54,760
It's not, bro.

742
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:55,280
It is.

743
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:57,480
No, it's not.

744
00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:59,600
But that is a spiced up game.

745
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:00,720
Have you finished it?

746
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:01,520
No, no, no, no.

747
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:02,880
I'm taking my sweet ass time.

748
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:04,360
Once again, this is what I mean.

749
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:05,240
Cyberpunk as well.

750
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:06,760
Phantom Libby.

751
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:07,680
And Bowler's Gate.

752
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:08,440
And FIFA.

753
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:09,200
And Warzone.

754
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:11,680
I need to do Phantom Libby just to get it out of the way.

755
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,360
Don't just do it to get it out of the way.

756
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:15,000
Wait till you feel the need.

757
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,440
What was you playing just there?

758
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:17,440
I see you come online.

759
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:17,920
Rocket League.

760
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:18,400
Oh, yeah.

761
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:19,760
That was what I saw you playing.

762
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:20,280
Yeah.

763
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:21,280
I was playing Rocket League.

764
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:25,520
And I was playing a bit shit because I'm real rusty.

765
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:27,280
And I was like, I'll make this the last one,

766
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:28,520
then crack on with other stuff.

767
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:31,360
And about two hours later, I got off it

768
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:33,920
because something switched in my brain.

769
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:37,120
I could feel my thumbs remembering what I need to do.

770
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:38,120
Muscle memory returning.

771
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:39,400
I was like, right, here we go.

772
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:42,600
And I just started fucking just millering people, really.

773
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:44,040
Changed up my car.

774
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:45,240
Made it look a little bit different.

775
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:46,240
I was like, yeah, I like this.

776
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:47,800
Because I've got loads of rare shit

777
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:52,200
that people don't really have on it from many, many moons ago.

778
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,440
So I was like, yeah, let's fucking have some of this.

779
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:56,200
Giving all them people FOMO.

780
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:57,200
You fucking bastard.

781
00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:58,000
How'd you get there?

782
00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,240
I'd have some of this shit.

783
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:03,240
And I just, again, much like your FIFA,

784
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:05,440
this is just my FIFA, car football.

785
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:09,000
And I just enjoy every now and then jumping on it.

786
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:12,800
Because I get sort of like, you know

787
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:16,600
when humans gain emotion for mechanical,

788
00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:18,440
mechanical sympathy.

789
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:19,280
Like with cars.

790
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:20,400
I always love cars.

791
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:23,640
They have a beating heart.

792
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:25,920
And I'm the same with things like my PlayStation

793
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:27,280
and my Steam Deck and stuff like that.

794
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:28,880
Where I think if I haven't been on it in a while,

795
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:30,280
I feel bad.

796
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:32,800
Because I'm like, oh, you haven't been utilized.

797
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:34,400
And I felt like with my PlayStation, I was like,

798
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:37,120
you haven't, obviously I've just done Assassin's Creed Mirage.

799
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:38,680
I thought I owed it to the PlayStation

800
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:41,280
to fucking put on something half decent.

801
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:44,160
Because that shit just weren't worth it.

802
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:44,680
All right?

803
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:45,880
You hated it.

804
00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:48,960
I fucking hated it.

805
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,040
That's sad.

806
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:51,480
It's very sad.

807
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:52,000
Very sad.

808
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,200
It wasn't supposed to go like that.

809
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:54,400
Typical Ubisoft, didn't it?

810
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:55,360
They just fucked it.

811
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:56,800
Although you are in the minority,

812
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:58,840
because I just see a lot of people saying it's pretty good.

813
00:33:58,840 --> 00:33:59,760
I'm in the minority.

814
00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:03,400
But I'm also very entitled to my opinion on that.

815
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:03,920
Absolutely.

816
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:06,120
Because if anyone's a diehard, it's me.

817
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:07,480
Doesn't make your opinion wrong.

818
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:08,880
Just saying you're in the minority.

819
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:09,520
Yeah.

820
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:10,240
I don't know.

821
00:34:10,240 --> 00:34:12,200
Maybe I was just expecting too much.

822
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:13,120
I don't know.

823
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:13,680
I don't know.

824
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:15,160
Bring back Ezio.

825
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:17,280
I want that Assassin's Creed 2 feeling.

826
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:20,160
Ezio Al D'Addario.

827
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:22,080
And yeah, that was that, basically.

828
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:26,880
So I probably won't touch that PlayStation for a little bit.

829
00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:29,040
I'm trying to find a game for it.

830
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:31,360
Maybe Lords of the Fallen.

831
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:32,640
Maybe.

832
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:33,840
Maybe, maybe.

833
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:35,720
Depends how much I want to get angry.

834
00:34:35,720 --> 00:34:36,560
Yeah.

835
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:37,040
Yeah.

836
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:40,800
Because Lords of the Fallen has a seamless co-op.

837
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:42,360
Did you know that?

838
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:43,880
I didn't know I had any multiplayer.

839
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:47,960
So you can do the entire game, start to finish.

840
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:51,240
You know how on Elden Ring, you come and help me.

841
00:34:51,240 --> 00:34:53,560
Once you were done with that sequence or area,

842
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:54,360
you're fucked off.

843
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:58,320
It's the same as in every Souls game that's that mechanic.

844
00:34:58,320 --> 00:34:58,800
So yeah.

845
00:34:58,800 --> 00:34:59,120
Yeah.

846
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:00,680
Not in Lords of the Fallen, though.

847
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:01,680
Seamless all the way.

848
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:02,760
Completely seamless.

849
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:05,200
All the way to fucking Victory Town.

850
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:06,960
So we could have it.

851
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:09,440
You join my team or I join yours.

852
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:13,240
And then we stay together for the entirety of the game.

853
00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:14,160
All of it.

854
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:15,640
Are you on my level, though?

855
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:17,840
Am I going to get frustrated with your ability

856
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:18,760
to stay alive?

857
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:19,840
I'm above you.

858
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:20,680
We've been over this.

859
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:21,080
I'm above you.

860
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:21,760
In Souls games, yeah?

861
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:22,280
Yeah.

862
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:23,120
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

863
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:23,640
OK.

864
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:24,280
All right.

865
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:25,720
Challenge accepted.

866
00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:26,880
Challenge accepted.

867
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:27,520
I tell you what.

868
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:30,840
Challenge, go and do the fucking Dark Souls 1, 2, 3,

869
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:31,680
and Demon's Souls.

870
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:34,120
And then come talk to me about ability.

871
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:35,680
Because they've definitely mellowed.

872
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:36,400
But carry on.

873
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,760
Dean hasn't played Elden Ring.

874
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:41,960
So every time I see him, I am begging him.

875
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:46,680
But he did say his missus has given permission to buy it.

876
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:49,200
Lucky boy.

877
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:50,240
He said he found it.

878
00:35:50,240 --> 00:35:51,680
It's like 30 quid at the moment.

879
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:53,640
So he's like, it's all right, lad.

880
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:55,120
I got permission to buy it.

881
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:57,160
I said, what do you mean fucking permission?

882
00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:58,400
I said, what do you mean?

883
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:00,560
He's like, well, I'm allowed to buy it.

884
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:01,400
That's what he's told.

885
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:01,840
Good laugh.

886
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:02,360
Fuck me.

887
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:03,080
I was like, all right.

888
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:04,520
OK.

889
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:07,440
So I've been saying to him constantly every time I see him,

890
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:08,640
you're going to fucking love it.

891
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:11,760
Dean, ladies and gentlemen, for the people that don't know,

892
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:14,560
is not a gamer or used to not be a gamer.

893
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:15,640
He was a closet gamer.

894
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:16,640
He was a COD gamer.

895
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:23,120
And Platinumed, possibly one of the most difficult games

896
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:25,560
if you're not a massive gamer to Platinum.

897
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:26,520
Not difficult.

898
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:27,320
It's difficult.

899
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:28,760
It is if you're not a fucking gamer.

900
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:29,260
No.

901
00:36:29,260 --> 00:36:32,400
The game itself is hard.

902
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:34,680
Completing Bloodborne is not difficult.

903
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:38,520
Platinuming Bloodborne is fucking near impossible.

904
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:39,120
Well, he did it.

905
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:39,760
I know he did.

906
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:40,560
He Platinamed that.

907
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:43,200
He loves his SoulsBorns, which I find odd because he's

908
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:44,960
missing out on all of them.

909
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:46,280
He also loves Sekiro.

910
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:46,800
Yeah.

911
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:48,360
Yeah, that's what he's playing at the moment.

912
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:50,040
He's been playing that for about three years now.

913
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:51,320
I think he's nearly Platinamed it.

914
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:52,760
I think he's what he said to me.

915
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:54,760
He's got a different mindset.

916
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:56,280
Crazy.

917
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:57,880
If that's me, I'm bored.

918
00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:59,040
Yeah, he fucking loves it.

919
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:01,040
But I've been saying to him, Elden Ring,

920
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:02,640
I said, you like the pair of those games.

921
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:05,720
I said, Elden Ring is about to make your fucking penis quiver.

922
00:37:05,720 --> 00:37:07,640
I said, you need to jump on that.

923
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:10,360
So I'm hoping that he has already purchased it

924
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:12,120
and is currently playing that.

925
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:16,340
Because that, I said to him, is hands down,

926
00:37:16,340 --> 00:37:19,040
contender for one of the best games ever made.

927
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:22,040
I love that, that you was on the precipice.

928
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:25,160
And now it's one of the best games you've ever played.

929
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:28,080
I said, and The Prince Among Men brought me back from the brink

930
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:30,320
because that controller was dangerously close to I

931
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:31,960
was being bounced off the tile floor

932
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:33,400
and I'll put through the telly.

933
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:34,280
One of the two.

934
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:37,640
We was literally sat there on a chat with me going,

935
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:38,680
fuck this game.

936
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:39,520
I'm returning it.

937
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:41,080
I'm fucking sick of it.

938
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:42,240
I hate this.

939
00:37:42,240 --> 00:37:42,960
This is horrible.

940
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:44,680
I've wasted my money.

941
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:46,680
Now.

942
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:47,280
He loves it.

943
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:48,600
He's got good at it.

944
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,280
Oh, I did get decent.

945
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:51,360
I had my little bit.

946
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:52,360
I was strength built.

947
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:55,160
I remember I was there for your first PVP you were doing.

948
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:55,480
Yeah.

949
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:56,440
You was loving that, weren't you?

950
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:57,560
Recorded them all.

951
00:37:57,560 --> 00:37:58,400
Oh, it was decent.

952
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:00,680
You remember that one where there was them three people

953
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:03,040
and they didn't ask, talk me about honor.

954
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:05,800
If there's more than one person in the PVP area

955
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:11,840
where when you fucking invade someone's game,

956
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:13,840
if there's more than one person, you're

957
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:17,040
supposed to leave the invader and the host

958
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:18,240
to sort their own shit out.

959
00:38:18,240 --> 00:38:20,200
And if the host dies, the host dies.

960
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:20,680
That's it.

961
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:21,520
You leave it.

962
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:23,400
You honor that system.

963
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:26,000
And I began to honor that system.

964
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,120
I had my little bow and everything.

965
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:28,880
I was ready.

966
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:31,080
And yeah, I invaded someone.

967
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:32,440
And there was three people there.

968
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:37,320
And they did not fucking honor that system, that way of life.

969
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:38,560
And I showed them my wrath.

970
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:40,200
And I killed all three of them.

971
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:41,800
Because I killed the host first and then

972
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:44,200
managed to kill the other two just before it fucking phased

973
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:44,800
out.

974
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:45,840
Fucked them up.

975
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:51,200
So Lord of the Fallen, does that have invasions in it?

976
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:53,160
I've heard of an invasion mechanic.

977
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:54,760
But I don't know if it's invasion.

978
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:55,760
I'm not 100% sure.

979
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:57,880
I'm going to look while I piss.

980
00:38:57,880 --> 00:38:58,380
What?

981
00:38:58,380 --> 00:38:59,280
Oh.

982
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:00,160
Let me have a look.

983
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:01,120
Because I can also look.

984
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:05,640
Lords of the Fallen.

985
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:07,760
I suppose I could just fucking pause it, couldn't I?

986
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:10,680
Let's do that.

987
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:13,760
Every single time he takes that headset off

988
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:15,160
and puts it back on.

989
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:16,040
Ready?

990
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:16,800
You sorted it?

991
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:18,560
We're in the right fucking ears?

992
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:20,160
OK.

993
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:21,920
There are a few things to note here.

994
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:23,920
Firstly, if you join another friend,

995
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:26,360
your character is temporarily rebalanced

996
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:30,240
to be at a similar level to that of your host.

997
00:39:30,240 --> 00:39:33,480
This is so that you can't just overpower the enemies around you.

998
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:37,120
While the host obeys the same two lives system throughout,

999
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:38,600
you only get one.

1000
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:40,800
However, at the time of recording,

1001
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:42,800
this was seven days ago, you can also

1002
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:45,320
be revived an infinite number of times.

1003
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:48,880
And you receive all your healing items back when you get up.

1004
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:50,760
For every boss you help another player defeat,

1005
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:53,160
you also get pilfered coins to spend on upgrades

1006
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:55,080
at the Shrine of Oreus.

1007
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:58,320
This shrine is in Skyrest in the lower dungeons,

1008
00:39:58,320 --> 00:39:59,920
close to where the two nights are, blah, blah, blah.

1009
00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:01,520
You can either donate pilfered coins

1010
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:03,840
to increase the progress bar to the next tier level

1011
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:06,360
or buy items with your hard-earned gear.

1012
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:08,280
If you're having trouble encouraging your mates

1013
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:10,120
to come help you, it might be worth checking

1014
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:12,880
if Lords of the Fallen is on game pass at the moment,

1015
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:14,720
avenging fallen lamp bearers.

1016
00:40:14,720 --> 00:40:21,160
So it's the same summoning system as in all the Soulsborne games.

1017
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:22,840
Occasionally, you'll see red lamps

1018
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:25,040
as you travel through Mornstead.

1019
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:28,640
Upon using the umbral lamp's soul flayability,

1020
00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:31,000
red butterflies will lead you to a specific monster,

1021
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,520
which will be covered in a red aura.

1022
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:36,720
This is a souped-up version of the same monster,

1023
00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:39,760
but upon its defeat, you'll avenge the fallen lamp bearer

1024
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:42,840
and get pluckered eyeballs for your trouble.

1025
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:44,640
I love the fact that because we haven't played this game,

1026
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:46,200
all these random names and items.

1027
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:46,880
Sounds great.

1028
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:47,880
It just sounds cool.

1029
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:50,760
You can spend these plucked, oh, sorry, plucks, not pluckered.

1030
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:54,920
You can spend these plucked eyeballs at the Shrine of Putrid Mother,

1031
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:58,360
which is in Skyrest next to Mollhue.

1032
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:00,360
That's great.

1033
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:03,240
And you can either donate, blah, blah, blah,

1034
00:41:03,240 --> 00:41:05,240
how to play Lords of the Fallen PvP.

1035
00:41:05,240 --> 00:41:07,360
From the same menu in the multiplayer options,

1036
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:11,200
you can instead select the option to slaughter lamp bearer.

1037
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:13,360
This will put you in a 1v1 situation

1038
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:15,680
where you must defeat the other player to win.

1039
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:18,600
The victor will receive a handful of severed hands,

1040
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:22,000
which can then be redeemed at the Shrine of Edir

1041
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:27,040
in Fitzroy's Gorge near the vestige of the betrayed Eyelard.

1042
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:29,040
I love this.

1043
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:33,280
With that, go and have fun exploring Axiom and Umbra

1044
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:36,400
with a pal with Lords of the Fallen co-op.

1045
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:40,760
Well, as close to fun as you can have in the Land of the Dead.

1046
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:43,160
At least having someone with you should make fights

1047
00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:45,720
against the Lord of the Fallen bosses a little easier.

1048
00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:47,680
We recommend you and your friend

1049
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:49,880
pick some different Lords of the Fallen classes

1050
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:53,720
and wield their best Lords of the Fallen weapons

1051
00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:56,680
when you can to both make the very best

1052
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:59,800
Lords of the Fallen builds for your play style.

1053
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:01,800
Something else that will make your experience easier

1054
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:04,400
is meeting the Lords of the Fallen system requirements

1055
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:06,000
before time.

1056
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:09,800
So as far as I'm aware, from what I've just read,

1057
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:12,840
the summoning system is exactly the same.

1058
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:18,040
And I don't think you can invade people's areas.

1059
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:19,960
I think you do just set up like the PvP,

1060
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:22,800
you just queue for a PvP,

1061
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:25,120
which to be fair is rather similar to it

1062
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:26,760
because when you would invade someone,

1063
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:28,760
you'd just go to an area

1064
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:31,080
and then put your fucking,

1065
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:33,560
your bloody finger thing down, wouldn't you?

1066
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:35,360
Bloody finger. Bloody finger.

1067
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:36,800
And then invade someone's area.

1068
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:38,720
And if in that area there was no one to invade,

1069
00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:39,920
you'd have to go to another area.

1070
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:41,880
So I'd imagine rather than having to do that,

1071
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:44,600
you just queue to go to someone.

1072
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:48,680
That also alleviates the honor system in that it's just a 1v1.

1073
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:52,760
So you can just pop in and fucking kill someone.

1074
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:57,360
That avenging mechanic seems quite cool, doesn't it?

1075
00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:59,400
That's in...

1076
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:02,840
I'll tell you what, I'll be honest with you.

1077
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:04,080
Tell me.

1078
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:05,840
Sounds cool. I just looked at the reviews.

1079
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:10,040
It sounds stinky from the reviews, unfortunately.

1080
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:11,560
IGN probably the highest with an 8,

1081
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:13,960
but most of the other ones are like 2s out of 5s.

1082
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:14,960
Yeah.

1083
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:16,080
Yeah, the reviews ain't great.

1084
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:18,880
But that honor system that you speak of,

1085
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:22,600
if you want a fucking good Soulsborne game,

1086
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:27,160
and I mean top tier, although I would never really...

1087
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:31,640
I'd call Elden Ring Soulsborne, but it's not traditional.

1088
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:35,760
So wherever you like Soulsborne games,

1089
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:38,840
it's still up in the air in reality

1090
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:41,760
because you've only really experienced Elden Ring.

1091
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:45,240
But if you want a real Soulsborne,

1092
00:43:45,240 --> 00:43:50,280
the best iteration I've ever played is Nioh.

1093
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:52,280
Nioh 1 and Nioh 2.

1094
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:58,240
They are by far the best and also the closest rivalry

1095
00:43:58,240 --> 00:44:00,240
for difficulty, if not harder.

1096
00:44:00,240 --> 00:44:02,400
They are fucking tough games.

1097
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:03,400
You reckon, yeah?

1098
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:07,920
But they have got the same system of souped up enemies

1099
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:10,200
that have killed other people.

1100
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:13,880
And it's all Japanese, I think Japanese yokai,

1101
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:16,160
like Japanese demons and stuff like that.

1102
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:17,760
Very cool.

1103
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:22,040
But I've played both of them and they're very good.

1104
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:25,160
So if you want one of them, that's what I'll be going for.

1105
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:27,960
Because Lords of the Fallen sounds a bit stinky, unfortunately.

1106
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:28,960
But who knows?

1107
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:32,280
They might improve it and I might check it out.

1108
00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:34,480
Well, you've got lies of P, ain't you?

1109
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:35,680
Yeah.

1110
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:39,920
Did they say Lords of the Fallen is on a Game Pass as well?

1111
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:42,320
I don't know if it is to be.

1112
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:44,240
I cancelled my Game Pass subscription.

1113
00:44:44,240 --> 00:44:46,720
I need to cancel mine because I haven't played fucking Fingerbomb.

1114
00:44:46,720 --> 00:44:49,880
That's exactly why I didn't bother because I just haven't fucking touched.

1115
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:51,040
You can't do it on the app.

1116
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:52,240
I have to turn the Xbox on.

1117
00:44:52,240 --> 00:44:54,960
And for some reason, I'm really struggling to even do that.

1118
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:57,040
I can't be bothered, which is ridiculous.

1119
00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:58,320
I'm a grown adult.

1120
00:44:58,320 --> 00:44:59,040
It's mental.

1121
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:03,720
I just couldn't be bothered to keep paying for it

1122
00:45:03,720 --> 00:45:08,400
because I'm like you, I'm not using any of it.

1123
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:13,240
Just having a quick scan through to see if it is on there.

1124
00:45:13,240 --> 00:45:18,760
And I don't think Lords of the Fallen is on Game Pass.

1125
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:22,520
Lords of the Fallen.

1126
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:25,000
Can I cancel Game Pass through the Xbox app?

1127
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,280
This is mental.

1128
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:27,640
It's not on there.

1129
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:29,080
Lords of the Fallen is not on there.

1130
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:31,840
You'd have to purchase.

1131
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:33,920
Woe Long is on there.

1132
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:35,960
Fallen dynasty.

1133
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:38,800
But yeah, no.

1134
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:40,800
Same.

1135
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:42,720
I wonder what Liza Peay's got then.

1136
00:45:42,720 --> 00:45:46,760
What's Liza Peay had on the old fucking...

1137
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:49,080
Oh, fucking fuck Liza Peay off.

1138
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:50,680
Sam asked, didn't he?

1139
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:56,520
He said, GTA 6 announcement on 26, apparently,

1140
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:59,000
like we've been hearing the past fucking year.

1141
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:02,080
I bet that hack put them back a lot more than they let on.

1142
00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:04,200
The cunt hacked them from a fucking hotel.

1143
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:07,480
He's obviously had a drink, because I've never seen so many swear words from him.

1144
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:12,320
The cunt hacked them from a fucking hotel room TV on bail slash house arrest

1145
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:15,320
whilst AIG were considering recruiting him.

1146
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:20,480
Yeah, I keep forgetting about that announcement, isn't it?

1147
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:27,080
So in six days time is apparently when they're supposed to be announcing GTA 6.

1148
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:31,800
And then I saw a thing that it was meant to be either end of this year

1149
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:36,200
or it was early next year when it was due to release.

1150
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:37,960
And as we've said before.

1151
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:40,840
I believe it when I see it, mate.

1152
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:42,120
I believe it when I see it.

1153
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:45,000
But also that will overtake the world.

1154
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:49,160
That will make everything grind to an absolute halt.

1155
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:50,240
And you will never...

1156
00:46:50,240 --> 00:46:56,040
No single company in the gaming world will ever experience

1157
00:46:56,040 --> 00:47:02,440
that much money coming through the doors as Rockstar will when GTA 6 releases.

1158
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:05,560
Because I don't fucking care how much money it's going to cost me.

1159
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:06,760
I do not care.

1160
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:08,120
Yeah, I'm having it.

1161
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:09,000
I'm having it.

1162
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:10,280
Everyone's having it.

1163
00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:10,920
Everyone's having it.

1164
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:11,800
Everyone's going to be playing it.

1165
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:18,200
If you're a game developer that's releasing a game anywhere near GTA 6,

1166
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:23,840
you might as well not bother, because fuck me, that's going to be incredible.

1167
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:29,160
But I don't think we're going to get anything on the 26th.

1168
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:30,200
Me neither.

1169
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:31,520
I can't see it happening.

1170
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:33,000
Me neither.

1171
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:34,440
Full of shit.

1172
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:35,560
It will happen.

1173
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:37,320
And it will happen when it happens.

1174
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:39,000
Until then, stop going on about it.

1175
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:40,320
It's boring.

1176
00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:40,880
It's not boring.

1177
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:41,680
It's exciting.

1178
00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:42,160
It's not.

1179
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:42,960
It's hyping.

1180
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:43,520
It's not.

1181
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:47,040
It's been fucking on the periphery for I don't know how long.

1182
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:48,040
It's doing my head in.

1183
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:49,720
Yeah, that's because you want it to happen.

1184
00:47:49,720 --> 00:47:50,440
That's why.

1185
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:51,360
Of course I want it to happen.

1186
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:52,040
You want it.

1187
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:53,440
If there's a collector's edition of it,

1188
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:54,000
I'm having it.

1189
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,760
I want a fucking gun and a stack of money in my little edition.

1190
00:47:56,760 --> 00:48:01,880
It's yeah, I just think it looks so.

1191
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:05,000
Oh, you can't go wrong with it, can you?

1192
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,360
A sandbox where I can beat people up with dildos.

1193
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:08,520
It's fantastic.

1194
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:09,960
I mean, you can do that.

1195
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:15,560
I know, but Cyberpunk doesn't hold anything towards GTA.

1196
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:16,720
Does it?

1197
00:48:16,720 --> 00:48:17,760
Yes, I think it's better.

1198
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:18,840
What are you doing?

1199
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:21,720
Trying to sort out this game pass thing.

1200
00:48:21,720 --> 00:48:23,960
Can you do it on the app?

1201
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:26,160
They've literally just renewed it as I was thinking.

1202
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:27,240
That's hilarious, isn't it?

1203
00:48:27,240 --> 00:48:30,560
Why don't you just cancel the direct debit?

1204
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:33,000
Yeah, I could do that, but that just seems dirty.

1205
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,480
But the fact that they are making it difficult for me

1206
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:37,800
to do it without going on the Xbox is dirty.

1207
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:39,120
So I should do them dirty, no.

1208
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:45,440
So yeah, that's.

1209
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:47,400
Yeah, obviously, get me in.

1210
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:48,160
I want it all.

1211
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:49,440
I want all the GTA.

1212
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:50,360
I want it up me.

1213
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:51,280
I want it inside me.

1214
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:52,720
I want it around me.

1215
00:48:52,720 --> 00:48:53,480
I want to drink it.

1216
00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:54,320
I want to eat it.

1217
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:58,360
They fucked the geezer that hacked them, you know.

1218
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:02,760
They fucked him, ruined his life kind of shit

1219
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:04,520
because they took that so fucking seriously

1220
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:06,840
because it's so high profile for them.

1221
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:07,640
Could you imagine?

1222
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:10,880
You're having a battle Rockstar's legal team.

1223
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:11,680
Ugh.

1224
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:12,760
Yeah, you just.

1225
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:14,000
Oh, mommy.

1226
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,160
There's just no point.

1227
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:19,680
Yeah, that's basically it, Sam.

1228
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:22,120
We think you're talking shit.

1229
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:24,240
And everything you're hearing is absolute bollocks.

1230
00:49:24,240 --> 00:49:24,760
It's not.

1231
00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:25,560
It's not happening.

1232
00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:27,400
Talking fucking shit.

1233
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:29,480
I hope it does happen, but it's not happening.

1234
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:29,960
Yeah.

1235
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:30,800
Let's just get that.

1236
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:33,160
If it.

1237
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:36,920
If if it really if we get an announcement on the 26th

1238
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:41,080
of October saying that GTA six is coming out,

1239
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:46,320
I will send you a picture of Ash's nutsack.

1240
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:49,960
I might need a favor for you later.

1241
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:51,880
And yeah, that's that.

1242
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:53,760
Anything else?

1243
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:55,880
No.

1244
00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:57,720
The fucking King Kong game.

1245
00:49:57,720 --> 00:49:58,840
You seen that shit?

1246
00:49:58,840 --> 00:49:59,320
Yeah.

1247
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:01,080
You seen the fucking state of that?

1248
00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:02,880
Apparently, it's the worst game released this year.

1249
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:03,600
Have you seen the state?

1250
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:04,840
Yeah, this year.

1251
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:05,760
Fuck me.

1252
00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:08,920
In a year when Gollum released, that fucking must be bad.

1253
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:12,320
Have you seen the clip where the JPEG pops up?

1254
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:14,040
Have you seen that?

1255
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:17,480
What the front of his face or the still of the monster?

1256
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:19,320
Yeah, the still of the monster.

1257
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:22,840
Oh, my God.

1258
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:26,360
This is the worst game.

1259
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:29,040
I know people comparing it to the last King Kong game,

1260
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:32,040
the first one, and it just looks so much better.

1261
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:34,960
The fact that this release and it's 40 quid.

1262
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:36,640
It's 40 quid.

1263
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:42,520
Apparently, it's a done thing in businesses where if they know

1264
00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:45,480
that the game is going to be a flop rather than carrying on

1265
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:49,040
piling money into it, they just release it as is.

1266
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:51,560
They just stop the funding and divert it to somewhere

1267
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:55,360
or something else and then just release the game as it is.

1268
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:56,440
What is it, though?

1269
00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:57,200
What's it on?

1270
00:50:57,200 --> 00:50:58,120
What is the?

1271
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:00,760
I don't know.

1272
00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:03,400
I don't know.

1273
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:07,320
Let's have a little King Kong game.

1274
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:11,240
Just King Kong Warzone fucking pops up.

1275
00:51:11,240 --> 00:51:15,360
King Kong. Game.

1276
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:20,440
Twenty twenty three Skull Island.

1277
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:25,440
Skull Island rise of Kong.

1278
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:28,480
It's so fucking.

1279
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:31,760
Bad Skull.

1280
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:37,800
Island rise of Kong is it's got five out of ten on Steam somehow

1281
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:42,000
three out of ten on IGN is an action adventure video game

1282
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:46,440
developed by Iguana B and published by Game Meal Entertainment.

1283
00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:50,080
The game is based on Joe DeVito artworks

1284
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:56,000
and Marion C Cooper's original King Kong Skull Island property.

1285
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:59,280
It is on PlayStation five Nintendo Switch, PlayStation four,

1286
00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:05,200
Xbox one and PC, I believe.

1287
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:11,800
It is thirty two dollars on Steam and you can save 20 20 percent now

1288
00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:12,720
if you want it.

1289
00:52:12,720 --> 00:52:19,200
I think Gollum like King Kong game is getting torn to shreds online.

1290
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:23,800
New King Kong game is a swing and a miss with the Internet.

1291
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:26,480
I don't understand.

1292
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:28,360
What the.

1293
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:34,800
What the premise of the actual fucking game is.

1294
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:40,120
Well, it's just King Kong and it taking back his island.

1295
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:41,240
Sack of shit.

1296
00:52:41,240 --> 00:52:44,800
It looks so fucking.

1297
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:48,240
Rise of Kong manages to make a giant ape killing literal dinosaurs,

1298
00:52:48,240 --> 00:52:54,080
doll. That's impressive.

1299
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:56,880
It's awful, isn't it?

1300
00:52:56,880 --> 00:53:01,200
Imagine the state that Gollum released in

1301
00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:05,680
and then a game coming out and actually making Gollum look half decent.

1302
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:12,000
It's so impressive to be able to do that, because this game looks fucking awful.

1303
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:16,920
All the shit that I see on TikTok and stuff, it's just.

1304
00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:20,920
It. Yeah, it's crazy.

1305
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:22,640
So keep that off your wish list.

1306
00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:26,800
It was just taking a fucking piss, taking the piss, releasing shit,

1307
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:30,480
fucking games and expect the people to buy them and just fuck off.

1308
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:31,680
No, I'll make you man.

1309
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:35,280
It's just finally got for Spider-Man 2.

1310
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:36,960
He's going to have it done by next week.

1311
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:38,040
He's going to say it's shit.

1312
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:41,240
And he is going to have it done by Monday.

1313
00:53:41,240 --> 00:53:43,000
100 percent.

1314
00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:49,560
And that's that is that just just just a little announcement for you.

1315
00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:53,280
For all the listeners, I'm just going to confirm, sadly,

1316
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:58,720
this is going to be my last time ever on the pod on the pod

1317
00:53:58,720 --> 00:54:00,880
on a Friday.

1318
00:54:02,080 --> 00:54:05,160
Gotcha. We're going to have to move it.

1319
00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:07,480
Preferably, I prefer it to be

1320
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:12,240
a room. It's either going to be Saturday or Sunday.

1321
00:54:12,240 --> 00:54:16,640
When we can both be available to record, but when it's going to be released,

1322
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:19,920
personally, I'd rather have it set so it releases at a set time.

1323
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:21,640
So everybody knows when it is.

1324
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:27,080
So if people will prefer a certain date of the week, should I say

1325
00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:29,600
that they would prefer it to be Monday?

1326
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:31,000
Yeah, I would say Monday.

1327
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:33,840
Monday, you got to send this to on the way to every every Monday.

1328
00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:37,640
You will now get the podcast, whereas now it's quite sporadic over the weekend.

1329
00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:41,680
But you will get a podcast every single week regardless.

1330
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:46,560
So it's two if you get the patron to if you get the patron.

1331
00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:49,920
The patron, however, will be released the minute it's fucking recorded.

1332
00:54:50,240 --> 00:54:52,160
Absolutely. Because that's how it works.

1333
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:54,400
And for five pounds a month, you get access to that.

1334
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:55,840
Oh, lovely.

1335
00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:59,200
Fear not. The podcast isn't fucking changing anything.

1336
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:01,360
It's just simply the times ain't adding up.

1337
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:04,200
However, it doesn't mean that

1338
00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:10,360
because obviously where me and Steph are moving, we're also far more able.

1339
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:14,560
I mean, we're able now to record if we're not free on the weekend.

1340
00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:16,160
That makes sense. Yeah.

1341
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:17,480
So nothing changes.

1342
00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:19,440
I don't know why we bothered having had in this thing.

1343
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:22,640
And it just means that you'll get the podcast on Monday as opposed to Friday.

1344
00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:24,600
It's important to let people know.

1345
00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:27,840
But if you if you can't handle that and you do want content

1346
00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:31,560
for your weekend madness, the fucking patrons right there,

1347
00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:33,240
it's right there.

1348
00:55:33,240 --> 00:55:36,120
And it's so cheap. Fucking hell.

1349
00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:39,160
You can also get access to that, which is those different episodes,

1350
00:55:39,160 --> 00:55:41,400
about 40 odd episodes, about 40 hours worth of content.

1351
00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:45,320
Content, how I hate that word. Right.

1352
00:55:46,160 --> 00:55:48,640
We're fucking off then to do said patron.

1353
00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:51,120
Yeah. Dot com forward slash. What's the button?

1354
00:55:51,120 --> 00:55:54,920
Um, yeah, see you later. Over. Over.