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A Bugs Life.

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For me and you.

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This is the way.

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It's one of my flick on a dandelion seed.

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Yeah, that's where I got it from.

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One of my impulse buyers.

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Yep.

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Decent.

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Let's not talk about buyers and packages and...

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It's a soft spot.

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It is.

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Oh, yodel.

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Yodel will fuck me over.

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Fuck you, yodel.

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Never buy stuff and get it delivered by a yodel.

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They'll fuck me over.

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Did you pick yodel as an option?

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No, it's just what they use.

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I've never had a problem with them.

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Ironically, I've never had a problem with yodel.

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And then Jem had some fucking little behavior charts we've had delivered for the kids.

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And she had some problem with them not delivering it, saying it was delivered.

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And then she was kicking up a right stink with them a couple of weeks ago.

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Lo and behold, next package it gets delivered to mine and they fuck me over.

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So we're blacklisted.

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She's fucked them off.

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Great.

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Wankers.

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It's Jemma's fault.

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That's who I blame.

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Fantastic.

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That's who I blame her too.

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Maybe you'll get the refund and then be grateful.

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No, because I want the figure.

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Yeah, true.

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That I can't get now.

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Yeah, I know.

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I know.

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You've got to suffer.

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I can't help you.

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I apologize.

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I bet that's fucking silly money as well.

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What now?

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Are you about to look?

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Yeah.

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You was all excited before we hit record now.

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Now I feel a downward spiral.

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I might be able to get it on HMV's website.

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Yeah.

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What black series?

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£33.99 I got it for.

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Pre-order though.

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So they're not even released it yet.

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Well, how much did it cost you normally?

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Did it cost that much normal?

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Yeah.

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Oh.

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Oh, right.

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What?

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Did you think it was mega money?

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Yeah.

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I mean, I don't want to take away from the aggro because I'm with you on being very annoyed,

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but I thought it was like hundreds of pounds.

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No, no.

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I'd tell you if I'd spent hundreds of pounds on a figure.

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This is true.

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This is true.

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Why don't you just fucking pre-order it there and then just get the refund on from Yodel

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or Hasbro.

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Well, I'll have to.

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And then you'll pre-order it and then they'll send it out by Yodel.

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Then you'll be fucked.

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They've got it on fucking eBay for 80 Bones.

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That's ridiculous.

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You know what I mean?

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This is what I mean.

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They're scalpers.

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So I'll be surprised that pre-order on HMV, because it's out now, that pre-order on HMV

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is probably a fucking pre-order because they've sold out.

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Do you know what I mean?

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So who knows when it's coming back?

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Pre-order for next year.

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Yeah, exactly.

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So no, it's just bollocks.

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I'm fuming and I'd prefer if we moved on.

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Welcome to episode sat in sat in.

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What's buttons by the way?

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What was I going to fucking say?

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I had something in my head that I was going to say.

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Oh, fucking game took the money, didn't they, for Mirage today?

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Oh yeah, nice.

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Me and Mark were talking about it going, because obviously it's a week.

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The fifth is when it comes out.

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And we were like, normally they've taken the money by now.

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And we were both speculating that we're like, what if in some horrendous world, because

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it got pushed forward a week that the collector's edition hasn't.

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I was like, what if we get it a fucking week later than we're supposed to?

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But no, I should learn to be able to go home and then boom, £135 exited my account.

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So that's fucking fantastic.

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Which ain't bad though, is it?

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Once again, really not bad.

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You can still buy it.

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You can still buy it.

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It hasn't it hasn't sold out yet.

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So there's obviously a lot of people just not fucking interested in it, which I find

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odd because it's got it hasn't got 19 inches of venom, but it's got it's got I think like

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eight inches worth of Bassim.

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It's a cool collector.

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It's a very cool collector.

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Especially when it comes with the game.

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So it's worth the price.

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A lot cheaper than that fucking Starfield Constellation edition.

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Oh God, I'm so happy I didn't get that.

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What a game though.

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It's very good.

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I haven't actually played a whole lot of it since we last spoke really.

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I haven't touched it.

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I've been busy, man.

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I finished the storyline between the UC defense and the pirates, the Crimson Fleet.

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Spoilers, spoilers, spoilers, spoilers.

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If you haven't played it, you've been warned.

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I got rid of the fleet.

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Crimson Fleet are gone.

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I fucked them up.

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And then got like like a quarter of a million credits given to me some shit like that.

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And then I and then I put it down.

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I put it down and then I didn't I haven't returned yet.

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Not because I don't like it, but just because things like ESO and fucking cyberpunk have

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drawn my attention.

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Well, you can easily jump back into that shit.

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100%.

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I'm not missing anything.

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But yeah, that ending.

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You still need to get to that to see what I was talking about.

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She's very interesting.

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But I haven't even paid it any thought.

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So I think you should talk about cyberpunk first because I might go on about bouldersgate

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I haven't actually obviously had the update, the big old update for cyberpunk last week.

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I should talk about that because I know very little.

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And I did play it.

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So the update dropped, I was playing bouldersgate, but I was like, fuck it.

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It's up.

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It's updated itself.

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So let's go and have a look.

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So I logged in and yeah, loads of messages were popping up.

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New UI, very clean looking like messages were coming through and then I was replying to

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It was coming up at the side of the screen, which like it looked like it should be there.

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It was coming up that they were typing and stuff.

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Yeah, I didn't take up the whole fucking screen.

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It looked really fucking clean.

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And they've separated it, haven't they?

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The messages and phone calls and shit like that.

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So it looks so much better.

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It looks very clean.

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So all I did was I drove around a bit.

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Driving feels amazing.

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Like you mentioned yesterday, driving just felt so much better.

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I don't know what they've done to it.

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So much more responsive.

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I don't know what they've done to it, but it felt amazing.

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Well, last time it felt stocky.

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You went to turn a corner and you had to slow down about five minutes before you touched

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That was great.

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It felt lovely.

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So all I did, I didn't want to like reinvest all my skill points, all that bollocks.

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I thought I'm not playing it properly.

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So all I did was I reset all my skill points and I put all my points into the, so I could

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max out the katana.

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So I maxed out the katana so I could get the finishing move and like the ability to deflect

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bullets and all that stuff.

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I started killing people and the cops would show up, but like, unless I was there, they

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weren't just shooting me up.

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So they'd come and look if I weren't in the vicinity, they weren't doing nothing.

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And then when I was getting spotted, I'd like use my massive jump that I've got.

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I'd climb over the top of roofs, jump down into an alleyway.

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They'd lose me.

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I'd lose my wanted.

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So it's like actually fucking responsive and cool.

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So when I lost out, I jumped in a motor and then I done a drive by that felt fucking epic.

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The combat feels incredible.

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I don't know what they've done, but it feels great.

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I think they've added like some aim assist or something.

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Cause now I'm popping, I'm popping people's heads.

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It is lovely.

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I managed to get enough of a wanted level to get max tack on me.

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And then the big bosses dropped down.

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They're fucking, they're naughty.

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Have you had them yet?

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I have not.

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I do in the, in the cartoon series, the anime where they like do that thing where they like

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blur about, they do that.

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You can't really fucking obviously there's different bosses from the max tack.

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So yeah, I fought them for a little while.

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I fought them for ages, man.

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I was running in and out of shops, hiding behind counters, shooting them more were coming.

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It was fucking epic.

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There was police, there was police putting roadblocks out like spikes and shit.

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I jumped in a car to try and get away and I was like, what the fuck is going on?

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All the tires were popped.

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So the title, so it was just like around the corners and that, that the dive out of that

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jumped in the sea, swam around to like a thing, jumped out there.

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Then as I come up the dock, I see a police car fucking hosting.

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I was like, fuck, they were chasing another fucking gang.

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They were all shooting out the window back at the police.

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It felt fucking amazing.

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It felt like the living breathing cyberpunk world where it should have been.

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And that was always the goal with what, what they were trying to do and what they're trying

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to achieve.

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Um, so obviously I've always banged on about how good cyberpunk was, but we all know what

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cyberpunk wanted to be and what it could be.

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And I think it's reached that now from the small update I've played.

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I haven't touched anything like you have.

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I haven't touched the DLC and obviously there's things that are locked into the DLC that weren't

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available to me, like the guns on the cars and skills.

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So all that I haven't touched.

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I don't want to know a lot, but you know, just do your thing and crack on with what

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you want to talk about.

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I haven't touched any of the Katana stuff.

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I'm more interested in that.

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Melee is not my, um, it's not my bank.

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Heavy, heavy machinery and fucking juggernaut type shit is the stuff that I've gone for.

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So you get like adrenaline.

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So if you use it like a health boost or something like that, you basically become like immune

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to everything.

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That's another thing I noticed actually.

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And they took away all the med packs.

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So now you've just got one on call down so much better.

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I think there's, there's one or two different, different things, but you know, when you'd

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have the food and stuff for that and it was like, eat this for such a, yeah, I think they've

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just got rid of it because it was becoming very, very tedious.

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Cause my, my inventory was constantly just filled with all this food that you're never

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going to touch.

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You're never going to touch it.

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I had like 5 million inhalers.

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Why am I going to eat an apple?

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Yeah, it's pointless.

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Um, so yeah, by the looks of it, they got rid of it.

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So I logged in and see that all of my inventory, like my gear was effectively redundant.

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So just sold it all because it was, it didn't have anything on it.

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Um, all my skills had been reset and I had a little play around, had a little look, any

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of the car stuff I haven't gone for because I'm just not massively interested in, in combat

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in the vehicles.

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I tried it out.

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It like, it's good, but it's just not my, like you can get the, the auto lock in thing.

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So you don't actually have to aim or anything just as long as that, that blue squares there,

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you can fucking, you can attack, which makes life a lot easier.

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I think that standard though, because I've got that without having any skills, like pick

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for it.

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Um, but yeah, the gun feels, it's just, they feel so good.

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Cause I'm still using silver hands pistol.

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Sick gun.

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And it's just, like you say, I'm just constant headshots, headshots, headshots, headshots.

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Like it just feels, feels really fucking good.

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Um, and looks great as well.

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I don't know if they've done anything graphically.

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Oh no, they have done stuff graphically because I saw a comparison of Johnny silver hand,

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um, like pre patch.

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Yeah.

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And it looks very fucking good.

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Very good.

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But there was a specific bit in the DLC, literally nothing crazy, just walking through a building

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and like there was, there was just a hole in the wall that you have to duck down and

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go through.

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And it just looked really, really good, really fucking good.

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And I was like, I don't remember it looking this, like this pristine.

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Um, I really haven't played much of the DLC really like not a lot, maybe like an hour.

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I keep seeing thumbnails pop up on YouTube and I have to just ignore them because I'm

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going in completely blind.

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I don't want nothing.

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It's like a 30 plus hour fucking DLC.

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That's what I mean.

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The Witcher expansions, they were, they were chunky.

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They're known for like the best expansion ever made, bro.

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I think Mark's approaching like the halfway mark on it.

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He's, he's just fucking smashing it out and they're saying like, it's really fucking good.

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So I'm a long way from it because I've got boulders gate to finish and then I, I want

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to start a new character on cyberpunk.

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So I'm not going to jump in with a character I've got.

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So I think a lot of the main, so what, what, uh, what background did you pick on cyberpunk?

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Corpo.

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Right.

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So I picked, uh, Nomad.

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So my story starts out in the desert and then I get a little fucking Nomad motor and stuff

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like that.

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And then you, I, the reason I did that, I remember my exact reasoning.

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So I was thinking about it before I come out and I thought, well, cause I've never been

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in night city, I thought it'd be cool to start outside night city and then work your way

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in.

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Yeah.

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So that's why I chose that.

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But I, I'm not sure how the start of your character starts off, but in the Nomad, you,

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you start off, you're in a mechanic shop and you're fixing your car.

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And then the sheriff walks in and he's fucking giving you some shit.

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Anyway, you drive off into your car and then you meet Jackie.

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Do you admit, where'd you meet Jackie in Corpo land?

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Uh, I fucking know it's been a while.

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Cause you start, you start in Corpo land in a big old building that you're working in.

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And I think you just meet Jackie off like you're at work and then you come out and I

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think you just, you just meet Jackie cause you, you do a heist.

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Yeah.

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And then in the, in the Nomad when you meet him in like a little camper van and then you

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have to go, you have to, you have to deliver an item of great value to night city in the

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city, but you don't know Jackie is you're like being set up to work together and you

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have to drive through like customs essentially.

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So you drive up and then you have to stop and wait.

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And then the customs officer calls you through, you have to go through, sit down in like an

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interview room, get questioned about it and stuff like that.

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And then when you go through, then you get a car chase and everyone starts shooting at

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you and you drive in and you're going through all these things.

321
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But I remember specifically thinking when I was playing the game for the first time,

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how do I shoot out the window?

323
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Yeah.

324
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Cause you can't, but I think, um, no, cause you can cause Jackie's driving.

325
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Oh, right.

326
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Yeah.

327
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But now it's going to be completely different because it's just going to feel like clean.

328
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It wasn't clean.

329
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It felt like janky as fuck.

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Uh, but I'm not going to pick that anyway, but that was just my thought.

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And I just want to experience, I've, there's so many bits in that game that I think are

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just going to feel so much better.

333
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And they've tweaked a lot.

334
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There's a lot of secret tweaks into like main missions.

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You know that was his face, that geezer that he was talking about the horrible cunt, the

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Ripper doc that was fucking up the women and that.

337
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Oh yeah.

338
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Yeah.

339
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There's something about they've changed that so you can like really fuck him up now.

340
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Like he deserves and stuff like that.

341
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So they put the old does back in the game.

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Nice.

343
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Cause they took them out.

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They, um, at the beginning of when it first come out, apparently there was an absolute

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influx of dildos, dildos everywhere.

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You couldn't, you couldn't move.

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There was a lot of dildos and apparently they made the decision to take the dildos out because

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it was just cheap humor and it wasn't, it wasn't what was, what it was supposed to be.

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So they just removed the dildos.

350
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Well, one of the vendors very early on in the DLC that sells some weapons, nothing crazy

351
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sold a dildo.

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I've got a picture of it.

353
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I'll show you a picture.

354
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I do love a big picture of the deal.

355
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:05,880
It is, it is a big deal though.

356
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It's 19 inches worth of deal.

357
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It's big, big fucker.

358
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Um, apologies for the phone picture, but there's your deal though.

359
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Oh, she's saucy handle and everything.

360
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Yeah.

361
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It looks like a sword.

362
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Yeah.

363
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Yeah.

364
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Yeah.

365
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It's what I am, what I might test out because it's, it's free to change your perks around

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everything like that.

367
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You can learn and relearn stuff.

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It doesn't, it doesn't cost you anything to do it.

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So it makes it very easy to swap and change when you want.

370
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I want to skill into the Katana stuff and see if that can deflect bullets.

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Dildo melee finishes.

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I want to see if that can, if that can deflect stuff because it says blades and it's technically

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a blade.

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I'm no, cause there's a blunt weapon.

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It'd be a blunt sword.

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Because there's also, there is a skill tree for blunt weapons.

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So I might have to have a little look.

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I'm concerned that the finish of the deal though is not going to be a whack around the

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face.

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I wonder, imagine that's a hidden little gem there.

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Jam it up their ass.

382
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Oh my God.

383
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Saucy.

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But it did fuck all damage.

385
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It did like a third of the damage of the other weapons.

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Even, I think it even said in the description, like not used for harming your enemies or

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something like that.

388
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I really want to play it.

389
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I'm not going to lie.

390
00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:23,720
I really want to play it, but that was a lot of time.

391
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How far are you in?

392
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36 hours.

393
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How long does it take to finish it?

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I'm in act one.

395
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Is it my turn to talk?

396
00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:36,280
You're going to be there forever.

397
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That's where I want to stay.

398
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:38,280
Right.

399
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:40,280
So well, it's my turn to talk.

400
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So let's start off with a character creation.

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I was face to face with the television screen matter of centimeters away.

402
00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:51,200
Yeah.

403
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:52,200
Looking at your penis.

404
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:53,200
Yeah.

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As Jen walked in.

406
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Like from the kitchen and looked at me and was like, what the fuck are you doing?

407
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And I said, I was trying to, I was trying to find a penis with no foreskin and I couldn't

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00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:04,480
tell.

409
00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:06,480
Yeah, they have fun with no foreskin.

410
00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:07,480
Yeah, I know, but I couldn't see you.

411
00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:08,480
Couldn't tell.

412
00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:09,480
Right.

413
00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:10,480
So she had to pick my penis.

414
00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:11,480
Oh, okay.

415
00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:12,480
Right.

416
00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:14,600
So yeah, from the drop, I'm just going to say, and I know you're going to rip me for

417
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:17,360
it and I hear it from other people as well.

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If I hear any word that begins with G and rhymes or ends in Oat.

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It is by far.

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Ladies and gentlemen.

421
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No, this, I've never said this before.

422
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:33,440
Oh, this is the best game I've ever played.

423
00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:35,440
This is no, no, no.

424
00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:38,640
I've never ever once said that it beats the Witcher.

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00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:43,360
This is the throne, the witch of free as my number one greatest game I've ever played.

426
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You reckon it's not even in question.

427
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It fucking so far exceeds the witch of free that it's shocking.

428
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Like, and witch of free ruined games for me for years.

429
00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:56,280
I was just like, it's good, but it's not a witcher.

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Sam, I know you'll be listening to this and you left us obviously a nice message with

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your gaming knowledge.

432
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Specifically, there was a section about the witch of free being the all time best.

433
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I didn't see this.

434
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Did you not?

435
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:09,920
No.

436
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Patron doesn't fucking notify when you got messages.

437
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So I check every now and then.

438
00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:13,360
Did he say the witcher was the best?

439
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:14,360
I believe so, yes.

440
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:15,360
What a guy.

441
00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:16,360
So, yeah, big witch of free.

442
00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:17,360
But you're wrong now.

443
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:20,760
I want your fucking, after you listen to this, I want your opinion on this.

444
00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:21,760
Has he played Baldur's Gate?

445
00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:22,760
Doesn't matter.

446
00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:23,760
Doesn't matter, does it?

447
00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:25,320
It does if he needs to have some sort of...

448
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It doesn't.

449
00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:27,320
No.

450
00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:28,320
All right, fair enough.

451
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What, what, um, I, because I uninstalled it, not through hatred, just because I wanted

452
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the space.

453
00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:39,960
Um, I haven't played it on controller.

454
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:45,520
Obviously you're playing on controller and it looks and apparently feels completely different,

455
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more like a third person RPG style because you can actually move around.

456
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That click to move shit.

457
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I can't, I don't like it.

458
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I won't vibe with that.

459
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I, I, I don't, I can't compare it to the computer, obviously, because I didn't play on the computer,

460
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but it feels perfect.

461
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:05,600
It's, you move the camera to right stick, you move your character with the left stick.

462
00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:08,240
You want to jump, you just press up on the D pad and you can jump.

463
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:09,720
Yeah, you don't, you didn't have that on PC.

464
00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:11,960
If you wanted to move the camera, use WASD.

465
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None of that.

466
00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:13,960
It's fairly fucking annoying.

467
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:16,160
You zoom in, you zoom in down and up with the right analog stick.

468
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So if you want to zoom out, just hold down and it'll zoom out.

469
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Which is exactly how it should have worked.

470
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Like literally over the shoulder.

471
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Beautiful view.

472
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:29,840
Um, and yeah, like I said to you before, turn based isn't my thing, but I'm fucking getting

473
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by.

474
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I'm slaying beasts.

475
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Does it feel overwhelming with the amount of spells or anything?

476
00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:37,880
Like UI wise, what are we, how are we feeling?

477
00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:43,400
So I, I, uh, I've gone in with the mentality that I, cause I watched the video long before

478
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boulders gate, long before I played it for someone's views, but with no spoilers, just

479
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him talking about it.

480
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And it was specifically about players that have never played Dungeons and Dragons or

481
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boulders gate.

482
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And he said, the one thing I can tell you about boulders gate three is if you don't

483
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:04,640
understand everything, all the systems that's going on, it's fine.

484
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You do not need to know everything.

485
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And that's what I've gone in with.

486
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And there's things that I don't completely understand how it works, but I know it is

487
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working and that's fine.

488
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And there's things that I am now discovering.

489
00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:18,840
Oh, that's how it works.

490
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I genuinely, I, I, I can never see a game beating this.

491
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It is, I don't understand.

492
00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:31,920
I text Connie yesterday saying, look, I'm, I'm in this place.

493
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:35,600
Um, is it obvious when you're in act two?

494
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:36,600
Right.

495
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Because I just can't still be act one.

496
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:39,680
It was like, yes, that's act one.

497
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I was like, I've, there's enough, what I've done is enough content for two games.

498
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Like it feels like.

499
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And the, the honestly, I'd buy people this game just to experience it because it's that

500
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good.

501
00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:57,280
I've obviously you get your followers.

502
00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:59,800
How much did you play?

503
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:00,800
Roughly.

504
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:06,200
Uh, I think I put in about 10 something hours, something like that.

505
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:07,320
It wasn't, I didn't like it.

506
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:08,320
Yeah.

507
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:11,920
It was simply the, the, the click to move.

508
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:16,840
I know I could have just plugged in a controller bloody, bloody bar, but basically in the time

509
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:21,000
that I did my, my bit of play through other things took me.

510
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,760
I started ESO again.

511
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:24,640
So I was like, all right, we'll see you later.

512
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:26,640
I'm going back to ESO.

513
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:27,640
Yeah.

514
00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:32,800
Well, so the way I describe it to people, cause a lot of people at work have spoke to

515
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:33,800
me about it.

516
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,880
Cause I'm just mad for it and they don't really play games.

517
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:40,960
So the only way I can describe it to people that don't play games is like a video game

518
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:45,480
version of game of Thrones where there's no plot armor for no one.

519
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:46,920
You know what I mean?

520
00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:49,960
So there's obviously you get your companions.

521
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:56,640
Um, so far I've killed three companions.

522
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:59,720
I think I killed one as well.

523
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:03,160
And, but, but the problem is I haven't learned my lesson.

524
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:08,440
So the first one, um, you know, you go back to your camp to rest and stuff like that.

525
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:09,440
Yeah.

526
00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:14,240
I was in my camp, something happened and it was like, you know, giving you options and

527
00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:15,960
dice rolls and stuff like that.

528
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,520
So obviously something was going on.

529
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:21,800
Uh, and one of my options was basically to lunge at him and do something to defend yourself.

530
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:26,520
So I did that and I just stabbed him square in the chest.

531
00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:28,200
Yeah.

532
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:29,200
You done that.

533
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:30,200
Huh?

534
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:31,200
Yeah.

535
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:33,080
So a big old mouth would say, um, yeah, I did that as well.

536
00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:34,080
Yeah.

537
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:35,080
So he's dead by accident.

538
00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:36,880
I didn't realize that that was, I didn't know that was going to happen.

539
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:38,440
I was like, fuck, fuck.

540
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,360
So he's dead, dead and that's it.

541
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:41,360
Now he's gone.

542
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,320
And I actually, we like that character.

543
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:46,840
So I was like, oh fuck, but I'm making it so it's like, there's no safe scum.

544
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:47,840
It is what it is.

545
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:49,280
These are the choices I've made.

546
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:50,880
This is the way it goes.

547
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:53,240
So he's dead.

548
00:22:53,240 --> 00:23:01,200
Um, and then I kind of, so I'm not trying to play an evil character, but a lot of choices

549
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,200
are just ending like naughty.

550
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:06,400
You know, a lot of people are forcing my hand in certain situations.

551
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:09,680
I'm going to start the download of it again and then plug the controller in and see if

552
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:12,400
that I am going with it.

553
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:16,840
I did you make it to like the Druids Grove and all that sort of stuff?

554
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:19,400
Uh, I don't think so.

555
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:25,360
Cause there's so much fucking, so much, there's so much shit that you can just explore.

556
00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:26,360
It's incredible.

557
00:23:26,360 --> 00:23:27,360
There's so much shit.

558
00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:28,360
Yeah.

559
00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:31,120
It's honestly, it's I don't know how this exists.

560
00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:34,840
Uh, so yeah, there's this basically, there's like a little war going on between the Druids

561
00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:38,720
and these other people and the goblins and stuff like that.

562
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:43,760
So I kind of accidentally on purpose decided with the goblin army.

563
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:45,120
I would do exactly the same thing.

564
00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:46,120
Well yeah.

565
00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:49,920
So I slaughtered absolutely everyone, all the innocent people, they're dead.

566
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:54,800
Um, and then one of my followers was really not happy with that.

567
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:58,500
So when that battle started, he turned around and called me a traitor.

568
00:23:58,500 --> 00:23:59,720
So he got the one bang.

569
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:02,080
So that companion is now dead.

570
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:10,800
Um, and then another companion I saw, um, I didn't realize they were going to be a companion

571
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:16,680
and someone gave me an option to kill them for like money and I killed them and they

572
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:18,760
dropped items that companion carries.

573
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:20,280
And I was like, fuck.

574
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:22,480
So I've killed three companions.

575
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:27,120
Um, so I don't even know if there is any more available.

576
00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:29,800
So I've had to hire one.

577
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:31,800
So I've got a mage that's been risen.

578
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:35,760
I've got a, a, a wizard or sorcerer or whatever he is.

579
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:42,600
It's been risen from the dead, uh, just to fill in a gap basically, because I've killed

580
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:43,600
that is fantastic.

581
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:51,400
And the funniest point of it was that there was a point where I killed two companions

582
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:56,000
and the only two companions I had left hated each other and kept trying to kill each other.

583
00:24:56,000 --> 00:25:00,200
So, oh, and also you have the parasite in your head and I've managed to convince everyone

584
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:01,460
to eat more.

585
00:25:01,460 --> 00:25:03,760
So you know, it's, it's eight more parasite.

586
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:04,760
Yeah.

587
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:05,760
Eat more parasites.

588
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:11,040
You know, you've got that classic eat more parasites, get more powerful or get out your

589
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:12,040
head kind of job.

590
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:15,200
I won't go into all of it, but it's fascinating.

591
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,480
The story is in fralling.

592
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,240
The choices are insane.

593
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:22,120
Uh, the combat's fucking amazing.

594
00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:24,240
The loop is amazing.

595
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:29,000
There's no hand holding like I found a forge.

596
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,640
There's no light pop up.

597
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:32,920
Like this is a forge.

598
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:33,920
This is how you do it.

599
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:35,120
You just like, Oh, what goes in here?

600
00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:36,560
Oh, you can put an item in here.

601
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:37,720
I wonder what you put in it.

602
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:39,200
I'll put that up a mushroom in it.

603
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,200
Obviously that does nothing.

604
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:42,840
I'm not retired, but I put it in for a lot.

605
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:43,840
Mushroom straight in.

606
00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:45,520
So I put something else in, then I did something else.

607
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:48,800
And then I did something else and it was like, Oh bang, something's happened.

608
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:50,320
But I worked out on my own.

609
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:55,640
You know, I banged my head for one evening, uh, for two and a half hours, I was fighting

610
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:57,960
the same boss.

611
00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:05,640
And the biggest thing I can say about this game is that not for one second have I been

612
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:07,600
bored or annoyed.

613
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,400
Not one, no game has ever done that to me.

614
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:13,080
If not for one second, I've been bored or annoyed, not once.

615
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:16,000
And I banged my head against his boss for two and a half hours.

616
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,120
But every time I fought him, I learned something new.

617
00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:20,840
And I was like, Oh, okay, maybe I'll try that.

618
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:21,840
All right.

619
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:26,400
What if I put these companions, I set these up here and then when these spawn, I can,

620
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:28,560
and everything just worked perfectly.

621
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:34,080
And I, and there's been so much stuff that I could have missed, but I managed to find

622
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:37,720
because I've literally gone through everything with a fine tooth comb.

623
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:40,800
And there's going to be so much stuff that I have missed because obviously, you know,

624
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:43,480
as you walk around, you might just get a perception roll.

625
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:44,480
It will just roll itself.

626
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:45,480
Yep.

627
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:49,200
And then they failed, failed, failed, failed for all your companions.

628
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:52,560
And you'll miss a hole in the wall that you can now can't see because you've failed that

629
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:53,640
thing.

630
00:26:53,640 --> 00:27:02,120
So the game is infinitely replayable with all the classes, all the races, all the choices.

631
00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:09,360
It's absolutely incredible and is quite worthy of number one spot.

632
00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:16,640
And you know, barring an, a crazy fall off for the next fucking however many hours, then

633
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:18,800
I can't see this ever being defroaned.

634
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:23,960
The fact that Witcher three is number two now is mental to even say it is.

635
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:28,680
Baldur's gate free is one of those games where when it first come out, it come out on PC

636
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:30,960
first.

637
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:37,600
And I feel like there was a lot of hate towards Baldur's gate free by people who aren't PC

638
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:42,780
players and they're going to move shit.

639
00:27:42,780 --> 00:27:49,720
And then it's come out on console fully, fully, fully supported, very streamlined where it

640
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:51,840
no longer is click to move.

641
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:57,120
It's still turn based, but if I just get the impression that it feels different on that

642
00:27:57,120 --> 00:28:01,560
controller setup than it does through mouse and keyboard.

643
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:06,560
But it's definitely got that that special sauce about it.

644
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:12,600
The, the fault that has gone into making this game is absolutely mental.

645
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:16,680
Cause you, you really can do more or less whatever the fuck you want.

646
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:19,320
If you can think about doing it, the new chances are you can do it.

647
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,680
I'll give you an example of that exact thing happening.

648
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:28,760
There was a, I, I, I slaughtered these people, uh, rightfully so I freed them from their

649
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:31,160
slave masters because I'm not a complete asshole.

650
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:34,880
I'm actually trying to play a good character, but nevertheless, there's some choices that

651
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:36,840
are a bit gray.

652
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:39,680
Um, but I killed this guy.

653
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:40,960
Some people are happy about it.

654
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:45,320
Some people weren't, you know, I was trying to lose his body and every time I went to

655
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:48,920
lose it, it was like, those people are not happy that you're trying to steal off his

656
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:49,920
body.

657
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:52,600
I was like, fuck's sake, but he's like a big guy.

658
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:54,040
So, you know, he's going to have good loot.

659
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:55,600
He's going to have like important stuff.

660
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:57,640
How the fuck am I going to get away with this?

661
00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:02,880
So what I did, I split my party up and I had three of them fucking I controlled because

662
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:06,760
you can split them right so you can have like three follow one or one, one, one, one, whatever

663
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:07,760
you want to do.

664
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:12,560
So I split my party up and left my main guy next to the body and I took the other three

665
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:15,480
off somewhere else and this geezer followed him.

666
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:16,520
Right.

667
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:21,600
But the easiest way I could do it is I picked the body up and then I just took him back

668
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:25,480
to my camp and the body is in my inventory.

669
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:29,360
So then I just dropped the body in my camp and I looted him there when no one could see

670
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:34,760
him, but that was the only way I could work out how to get away with with stealing.

671
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:37,520
But then there was a guy in my camp that weren't too happy about it as well, but he nearly

672
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:38,520
got slaughtered.

673
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:39,520
That's what I mean.

674
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:40,520
You can kill anyone in the game.

675
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:41,920
It's this nuts.

676
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:45,360
You can, you can interact with every object.

677
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:46,680
You see a door, you can fuck it.

678
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:47,680
It's got a health bar.

679
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:48,680
Yeah.

680
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:49,680
You see a bit of paper on the floor.

681
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:50,680
It's got a health bar.

682
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:51,680
Do whatever you fucking want.

683
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:53,020
You can combine items.

684
00:29:53,020 --> 00:29:57,200
You can find items like and everything's got like a cut scene to it.

685
00:29:57,200 --> 00:30:00,200
Like a proper acted cut scene.

686
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:05,960
So you, you interact with like, I don't, I'm not shit on staff here because I think stuff

687
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:06,960
was fantastic.

688
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:10,360
Um, and getting a lot of bad press, which I don't understand.

689
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:14,520
I think it's really good, but you compare the two and this is why I'm glad I played

690
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:22,600
bowlers get after, um, and compare the two, you can talk to every single person in this

691
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:27,160
game and it comes up with stuff, with stuff, you know, they might just give you a little

692
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:32,480
one line, but it's not like a one line where you walk past them and you press X to talk

693
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:34,840
on them and it'll just be lots of texts pop up.

694
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:35,920
They will interact with them.

695
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:37,680
You'll see their face up close.

696
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:40,000
They'll say something and it might, you might have dialogue options.

697
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,000
Yeah.

698
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,440
So it's worth talking to someone.

699
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:49,240
And I said to Connor, because I see him the other day, um, I've never had a game before

700
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:54,680
where I've walked into like a new town or a new place and I've wanted to go and talk

701
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:55,680
to everybody.

702
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:59,000
Normally I'm like, I can't be off to talk to everyone here.

703
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,000
I'm genuinely interested.

704
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:03,440
I want to go and find out who's who, what the, what the crack is.

705
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:07,520
Some, some quests lead you miles away doing loads of other stuff.

706
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:13,760
Some are just quick ones, but not a single quest has ever felt like your normal average

707
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:14,760
fetches.

708
00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:16,320
There's nothing like that.

709
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:22,000
This honestly, this game is, uh, this game is going to be talked about for 20, 30, 40

710
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,000
years.

711
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,000
Yeah.

712
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,040
So this is the benchmark now.

713
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:27,040
This is the benchmark.

714
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:28,900
I don't care what any developer says.

715
00:31:28,900 --> 00:31:32,840
This is the benchmark and you, you probably are never getting anywhere near it, but that's

716
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:34,600
what you got aim towards.

717
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:36,600
That is a phenomenon.

718
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:38,800
It is, it's an anomaly.

719
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:42,680
It really is the magnum opus a gaming for me now.

720
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:46,680
And anything just will pile in comparison.

721
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:51,680
Um, the advantage of cyberpunk has is I love cyberpunk anyway, and it's a completely different

722
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:52,680
beast.

723
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:58,200
I'm talking like RPGs in terms of like Skyrim, which are things like that.

724
00:31:58,200 --> 00:31:59,640
This is the benchmark now.

725
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:04,360
Um, and like I say, turn based combat and not my thing, but I'm loving it.

726
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:06,360
I love the turn based combat.

727
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:08,160
I love the way you can interact with things.

728
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:09,960
I love the abilities I'm getting.

729
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:16,440
How do you, how do you set your path when you're doing, when you're in a combat sequence

730
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:22,120
and you can move your person, how do you move them?

731
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:24,320
What would you make the same way that you move them normally?

732
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:25,320
No.

733
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:27,120
So in combat, obviously it's turn based now.

734
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:30,560
I know, but you've got a certain amount of steps that you can move position.

735
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:36,280
Just use your analog stick to point where you want to go and it will go there.

736
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:37,800
You can press X and he'll run that way.

737
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:41,680
Oh, and you can just, so if you want to do, if you want to go there, you can just go there

738
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:42,920
and then press X and he'll run there.

739
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:44,400
It will show you the line that it will run.

740
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:48,200
If you want to go round, so you can go round and up and make sense.

741
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:49,200
Yeah.

742
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:53,360
I've got a jump or I've got some abilities that let me like teleport somewhere else.

743
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:55,320
So a lot of, I've got an ability.

744
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:56,320
I've got it all.

745
00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:57,320
I've got it unlocked now.

746
00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:58,320
I've got my characters.

747
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:01,640
I know their abilities cause I'm leveling them up and I'm going, right, you've already

748
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:02,640
got that.

749
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:03,640
So you don't need that.

750
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:05,560
I need someone to have this ability.

751
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:09,320
I've got, uh, my cleric girl.

752
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:16,400
She's got an ability that can stop her or anyone else being attacked for 10 turns.

753
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:21,920
Unless they, unless you attack something, you can still get hit by our ways, but you

754
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:24,160
can't be attacked unless you attack.

755
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:28,280
So she just automatically wax out on her and she just heals everyone up.

756
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:33,840
And then I've got my character, which is like a, he's a warlock, but also he's like an archer

757
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:37,800
melee thing, but he tends to do melee archery more.

758
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:42,600
Um, soon as the battle starts, he tends to use Misty step, which like you can teleport

759
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:44,160
anywhere in the battlefield.

760
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:49,680
So I tried to get somewhere high and then I've got my sorcerer guy who also does the

761
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:51,080
Misty step somewhere high.

762
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:52,960
So I got him raining down arrows.

763
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:59,000
My sorcerer raining down spells, my healer, like basically invulnerable, uh, healing everybody

764
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,320
and buffing them.

765
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:04,400
And then I've got my warrior, which is, she's just fucking nuts.

766
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,240
She's got loads of hit points.

767
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:08,440
She does some stupid amount of damage.

768
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:12,840
She's able to attack twice in one turn and she's got an ability which lets her do that

769
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:13,840
again.

770
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:15,400
So she's got a lot of, sometimes really tough enemies.

771
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:20,040
I can get four attacks on them, wipe them out before they even get a chance to do anything.

772
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:22,800
Um, so I've got my party is settled.

773
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:26,480
So even if someone else does pop along, they're going to have trouble getting in.

774
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:28,760
And I've built relationships with these people now.

775
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:30,040
I know them.

776
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:31,720
I know what their motives are.

777
00:34:31,720 --> 00:34:33,520
I know how they work.

778
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:34,520
I know.

779
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:35,520
And there's always like party chat.

780
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:38,240
Oh, and they're talking away to each other, which I love.

781
00:34:38,240 --> 00:34:41,640
Um, apart from my, you know, my sorcerer has been brought back from the dead.

782
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:45,160
He says nothing cause he's just a walking corpse.

783
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:46,640
He's just, yeah, he's just a walking corpse.

784
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:48,280
Cause you can talk to corpses can't you?

785
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:49,280
Yeah.

786
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:50,280
I've got an ability to talk to corpses.

787
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:51,280
I've got an ability to talk to animals.

788
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:53,600
You know, these are all things you can miss out on.

789
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:58,120
You don't take the abilities, you know, you can get potions to talk to them, but obviously

790
00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:04,080
then they're, you know, you can talk to dead bodies.

791
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:07,200
You can talk to, I always talk to animals cause it's great.

792
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:10,480
Um, and you know, we've come across that squirrel yet.

793
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:11,480
Yeah.

794
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:12,480
I know you can.

795
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:13,480
So I didn't just because I knew what happened.

796
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:16,480
It's the only clip I'd seen of bombs.

797
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:17,480
Yeah.

798
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:18,480
Kicking the shit out of a squirrel.

799
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:21,680
But then there's like, you know, it's all just checks as well.

800
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:22,680
You've got the roll dice.

801
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:25,200
You've got the buzzer that hit in the roll because I'm not safe scum.

802
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:28,080
And I'm like genuinely like, please, please hit.

803
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:29,520
You know, there was a lock yesterday.

804
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:33,440
So obviously you go up to level, uh, you want to hit 20 is the maximum.

805
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:36,240
Um, and normally it's like a 10 or a 15.

806
00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:38,400
You need to hit, you have it and you can add your bonuses.

807
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:43,760
So if you roll a nine and you've got a bonus cause of luck, you'll get a plus two, whatnot

808
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:44,760
and it will add it to it.

809
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:45,760
So therefore be 11.

810
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:47,680
But I come up against a door yesterday.

811
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:48,680
It was 30.

812
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,960
I was like, how is that even possible?

813
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:57,760
But luckily for me, like the, the, the class I've chosen, the abilities I've chosen, my

814
00:35:57,760 --> 00:36:02,520
character is like, uh, he's made a pact with a dark one or something.

815
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:05,640
So every now and again, I can use that and call dark ones blessing, which gives me like

816
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:08,840
a one to 15 chance on abilities.

817
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:12,880
I managed to roll up 34 and managed to get through this door, which obviously stopped

818
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:15,800
me from going on some mad quest to find a key.

819
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:18,080
This thing's basically just cheese it.

820
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:20,080
But that's just the way the game's going.

821
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:23,480
Um, yeah, I've made a completely unique character.

822
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:26,360
I've never had a character that I like the look of this much as well.

823
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:27,360
He looks phenomenal.

824
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:28,840
He looks like he, he just fits.

825
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:29,840
He's perfect.

826
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:30,840
No, he's an elf.

827
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:31,840
He's gone for an elf.

828
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:32,840
He's called rain.

829
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:33,840
Dolo rain.

830
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:34,840
Dolo.

831
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:35,840
Yeah.

832
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:38,680
So I like, I like the name rain rain.

833
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:40,920
I just thought of a cool second name.

834
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:41,920
I thought that sounds cool.

835
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:49,480
He was brought up on the streets and yeah, that's why I like the fact that he, he, um,

836
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:52,640
he always looks out for people cause he's like come from scummy place.

837
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:56,880
So like I say, anyone that needs free and so to speak, he'll always stand up for them

838
00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:59,360
and help them out and try and free them.

839
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:04,340
But then when it comes to like, like big wars and stuff like that, I was just like, I listened

840
00:37:04,340 --> 00:37:08,440
to both sides of that goblin druid fucking thing and don't get me wrong.

841
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:12,560
There's a lot of people in that place didn't deserve to die.

842
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:14,440
But such is such is life.

843
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:16,640
I think I made a barbarian called dumb ass.

844
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:17,640
Yeah.

845
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:18,840
I mean that I'd expect that from you.

846
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:19,840
Yeah.

847
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:20,840
Something like that.

848
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:24,560
And I, and I lent heavy into that dumb, that dumb ass aspect.

849
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:25,840
Oh, it just, yeah.

850
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:26,840
Yeah.

851
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:31,080
I weren't like, especially with doors, when it comes to doors and it wanted you to use

852
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:37,760
a key or, or open it specific way, I just hit them, just hit the doors, smash them down,

853
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:38,760
done.

854
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:45,680
Or like any dialogues where it required any sort of, um, decorum and it gives you the

855
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:49,280
option to like just be a fucking barbarian.

856
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:50,880
I'd always go with that.

857
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:54,320
If I got a fucking doing someone on the edit with a stick instead of fucking talking to

858
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:56,920
him, that's what I was going with, which made it very fun.

859
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:58,880
You know me, I'm so into it.

860
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:01,240
I'm currently reading that.

861
00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:04,800
So it's called dissolution war of the spider queen.

862
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:08,320
So it's set in the same world as boulders gate.

863
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:10,120
Um, full on book.

864
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:11,120
Yeah.

865
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:12,120
Well, it's fucking loads of them.

866
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:16,240
Uh, but yeah, I wanted, cause obviously I spoke to Connor about it.

867
00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:18,480
Obviously the Dungeons and Dragons universe is vast.

868
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:22,840
So you can buy books and not necessarily be in the realm of boulders game.

869
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:23,840
So I wanted it.

870
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:25,760
So then there's things in there that I'm reading.

871
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:29,800
I'm like, oh, I know that that place is in that game and I've heard speak of that person

872
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:35,280
and Connor's going to be moved in properly soon and he's got room for a, for the old

873
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:37,880
little fucking D and D.

874
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:38,880
Yeah.

875
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:39,880
Well, I'm ready.

876
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:40,880
My time is now.

877
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:44,560
And obviously now I spoke to you earlier about weekends should be more free.

878
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:45,560
Agreed.

879
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:47,800
So I get more opportunity to do things.

880
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:49,280
Um, yeah.

881
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:50,280
Yeah.

882
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:53,560
So that boulders gate is the best game I've ever played.

883
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:56,160
I'm not, I'm not saying boulders gate is the goat.

884
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:57,160
You are?

885
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:59,880
No, but I'm not just saying, oh, it's the goat.

886
00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:00,880
It's the goat.

887
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:03,440
It is genuinely the best game I've ever played.

888
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:09,760
It's the throne, the Witcher, which nothing has since the Witcher three came out in 20

889
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:11,960
fucking 16 or whatever.

890
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:20,200
Um, and yeah, I'm, I'm very happy that I'm 36 hours in on act one and I don't care how

891
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:22,400
long it takes because there's not been one moment.

892
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:24,520
I don't want to know.

893
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:25,520
I do though.

894
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:26,520
Well, don't tell me.

895
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:27,520
I won't tell you.

896
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:31,600
I know probably the average, but I don't even want to know what the average is.

897
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:33,120
Please do not mention anything.

898
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:34,120
Do not look me in the eyes.

899
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:37,480
Do not say anything because I want the game to end when it ends.

900
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:40,600
Not because I've gone, I don't want to keep looking at my play time.

901
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:45,240
I know I must be, I don't want to know how long the average is.

902
00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:47,080
No, don't tell me I'll be pissed.

903
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:48,560
I'll genuinely be angry.

904
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:49,560
Don't tell me.

905
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:50,560
I said this to Connie yesterday.

906
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:51,560
I don't want to know.

907
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:53,520
I just want to know if I'm out of act one.

908
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:55,840
Do you want to know how long act one takes?

909
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:58,040
No, I don't want to know anything.

910
00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:00,720
I want to just play it and let enjoy it.

911
00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:02,680
And that's the way it goes.

912
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:07,400
Anyone listening, if you like the witch of three or any games like that, don't be put

913
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:09,200
off by the term base thing.

914
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,520
It is amazing.

915
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:13,600
The best game I've ever played.

916
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:16,720
Isn't it like a, a quick slot wheel type.

917
00:40:16,720 --> 00:40:17,720
Yeah.

918
00:40:17,720 --> 00:40:18,720
You got radio wheels.

919
00:40:18,720 --> 00:40:19,720
Yeah.

920
00:40:19,720 --> 00:40:20,720
You don't have to.

921
00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:21,720
It's very intuitive.

922
00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:28,400
I'd the only one thing I would say that's a bit annoying is if you're looking in your

923
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:31,640
inventory is just so much stuff.

924
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:34,560
And I'm just like, I've got potions for this.

925
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:35,880
I've got scrolls for that.

926
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:37,160
I've got books.

927
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:39,040
I don't know whether I should be picking this up.

928
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:42,280
I don't know where, you know, I don't want to leave anything behind because I don't know

929
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:46,240
what, if it needs, it'd be used later in time.

930
00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:51,720
And honestly, there's just so many things I could talk about this happened.

931
00:40:51,720 --> 00:40:54,600
Like a fucking smile.

932
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:55,600
Look at him.

933
00:40:55,600 --> 00:41:04,320
There's a, so when we, when we last properly spoke about it, you was of the mindset where

934
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:07,720
much like myself, we never said it was a bad game or that we thought it was going to be

935
00:41:07,720 --> 00:41:08,720
a bad game.

936
00:41:08,720 --> 00:41:10,160
We always knew it was going to be fucking decent.

937
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:14,880
However, you did say that you didn't think at the time that you would finish it, that

938
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:18,800
you would love it and you would get a portion of the way through and like myself, just go,

939
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:19,800
I've had enough.

940
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:21,400
I've done what I wanted to do.

941
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:24,680
This is a great game, but I'm just not going to commit the time to it.

942
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:27,800
That, um, was that mindset changed?

943
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:29,000
Do you believe you'll finish it?

944
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,280
You're going to finish it.

945
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:35,360
It's not like the divinity original sin two, which is made by Larry and as well, same thing,

946
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:37,120
sadly, the same sort of game.

947
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:38,360
I don't remember dice rolls.

948
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:40,680
It was more just like skill checks.

949
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:44,520
Um, but I had no understanding of what was going on.

950
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:49,520
I love, I love brute force my way to like get anywhere in that game.

951
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:53,920
And I was fluking it and I'd avoid combat at all times because I just couldn't do it.

952
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:56,280
Now I've like, now I understand.

953
00:41:56,280 --> 00:42:03,160
Um, and I'm paying attention to resistances and joint campaigns on both as well.

954
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:06,320
It is a genuinely a marvel.

955
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:08,560
I don't, I don't understand how they've made this.

956
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:10,080
Well, it took a long time.

957
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:11,080
Yeah.

958
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:12,600
Took a very, very long time.

959
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:16,600
But even so star fields took the best part of 10 years.

960
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:18,800
So where's, where's star fielding?

961
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:23,080
What was Larry and running within the meantime with boulders when boulders gate, while they

962
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:25,040
were making that, what was it?

963
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:27,880
Well, divinity original sin two is their last big release.

964
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:28,880
Yeah.

965
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:36,000
I feel like it's a, it is a, I feel like you've got, you've got the community that is the

966
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:45,840
larion community and that Dungeons and Dragons type, um, world, which had never really mixes

967
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:48,720
all too much with the rest of the game and world.

968
00:42:48,720 --> 00:42:53,360
They're like their own entity, like the warhammer people, they never really mixed with, with

969
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:54,360
everyone else.

970
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:55,360
Right.

971
00:42:55,360 --> 00:43:00,000
And then you just got like the fucking, the FIFA idiots in the corner, that type of shit.

972
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:05,240
Um, and I feel like what happened is boulders gate free come out.

973
00:43:05,240 --> 00:43:10,400
And then all those other people that never mixed with any of the fucking typical nerdy

974
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:20,400
people because the biggest fucking, um, fucking time in the, in the shining in the light with

975
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:25,280
like things like Dungeons and Dragons with people who had never played it before was

976
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:27,080
stranger things.

977
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:29,920
When that come out, obviously they, that was their thing.

978
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:31,240
They played Dungeons and Dragons.

979
00:43:31,240 --> 00:43:35,920
So I feel like that sort of like introduced the side that you don't really see of that

980
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:39,360
of DND to, to the people that maybe thought that it was too nerdy.

981
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:43,240
When boulders gate free come out, it did the same thing.

982
00:43:43,240 --> 00:43:49,840
People were able to experience Dungeons and Dragons to an extent without actually having

983
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:53,560
to commit to it because you just know that there's a lot of people out there who go,

984
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:54,560
I'm not playing that.

985
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:55,560
It's ridiculous.

986
00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:58,080
I'm never going to play Dungeons and Dragons too nerdy, but they'll play boulders gate

987
00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:03,600
free on the slide on the slice, sorry, because like there are people like that.

988
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:10,680
And I feel what happened is where those worlds mixed, the people that have never experienced

989
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:18,120
DND before any like term based style of game, I have a really enjoyed it or was so confused

990
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:22,560
that they just turned to hatred rather than fucking speculation.

991
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:25,000
Rather than, rather than being intrigued by it.

992
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:26,000
It's just immediate hate.

993
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,440
I can't play this game.

994
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:28,720
I don't understand it.

995
00:44:28,720 --> 00:44:29,800
It's shit.

996
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:34,400
And that's why you had a lot of the bad press about it from people that it just didn't matter

997
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:41,640
because it is such a, like you say, it's the pinnacle and where the bar is now set in terms

998
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:50,280
of game development like that, that the effort that they put into that game, it was a point

999
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:55,920
I'm trying to make is just, it's very cool to have all of the worlds of gaming mix into

1000
00:44:55,920 --> 00:45:07,240
one to experience this thing that is so incredibly different and pathway creating for, like you

1001
00:45:07,240 --> 00:45:10,840
say, the next decade, two decades, three decades.

1002
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:11,840
It's crazy.

1003
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:12,840
It really is.

1004
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:13,840
It's mental.

1005
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:17,240
What they've done is nothing short of incredible.

1006
00:45:17,240 --> 00:45:24,560
They're, like I say, the constant interacting with just random things and they're being

1007
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:29,760
like a little cut scene dedicated to it or, you know, you just don't get that in games

1008
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:34,720
nowadays and I remember us talking about it before, when Baldur's Gate got bought forward.

1009
00:45:34,720 --> 00:45:37,920
It was like, that's smart getting out of the way of Starfield.

1010
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:38,920
That's smart.

1011
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:41,240
I think this might win Game of the Year.

1012
00:45:41,240 --> 00:45:44,640
Also it's 97 on Metacritic.

1013
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:49,600
It's the highest rated PC game of all time and it's the same on PS5.

1014
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:54,600
I feel that Baldur's Gate has a very, very strong contender for Game of the Year.

1015
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:58,640
I don't think Starfield has a touch near Game of the Year.

1016
00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:01,640
I thought it would, but I don't think it is.

1017
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:02,640
I don't think it does.

1018
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:08,840
Baldur's Gate 3, I still think that Hogwarts Legacy has a decent chance just because of

1019
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:11,920
how fucking quirky it is and how different.

1020
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:16,320
At the moment, I'd say it's between Tears of the Kingdom and Baldur's Gate.

1021
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:19,240
I think Tears of the Kingdom has dropped off.

1022
00:46:19,240 --> 00:46:24,480
Before any of this, I would have said Tears of the Kingdom.

1023
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:26,920
Looking at the line up of games this year, I would have said Tears of the Kingdom have

1024
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:30,760
gotten nailed because it's Zelda and Zelda is going to wipe the floor after Breath of

1025
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:33,400
the Wild did.

1026
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:35,920
Then after Tears of the Kingdom, I would have said it would be Starfield.

1027
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:37,560
I don't think you see that happening now.

1028
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:39,400
A lot of discord around that.

1029
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:41,120
People are not too keen and not happy.

1030
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:43,280
I see it in the funniest Reddit post.

1031
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:45,280
I had to laugh out loud yesterday.

1032
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:47,720
It just notified me on my phone for some reason.

1033
00:46:47,720 --> 00:46:57,160
It came up saying, after 500 hours of Starfield, I finally see what everyone else is saying

1034
00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:59,640
that there is nothing to do.

1035
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:05,480
You've played the game for 500 hours and there's nothing to do.

1036
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:06,480
Yeah.

1037
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:07,480
So what have you been doing for 500 hours?

1038
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:10,320
Because you've done it all, you silly cunt.

1039
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:13,360
But what have you been doing for 500 hours if there's nothing to do?

1040
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:14,880
I love it when people do that.

1041
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:21,600
When they've put in literal days and days and days and days of fucking time into a game

1042
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:23,680
and then they go like shit.

1043
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:25,680
You've just sunk a thousand days into it.

1044
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:27,560
What do you mean it's shit?

1045
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:29,560
I really, really like Starfield.

1046
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:31,560
So I'm not fussed what people say.

1047
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:35,240
And the Fezda games, they're an incubating sort.

1048
00:47:35,240 --> 00:47:37,440
They will last a long time.

1049
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:38,440
You got to wait for the mods.

1050
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:39,440
It's 41 days.

1051
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:42,080
Has it been out for 41 days?

1052
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:43,640
Maybe it was a satire post.

1053
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:45,400
I don't know.

1054
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:48,520
Probably it must have been because I read in that I just laughed and closed it.

1055
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:54,240
But those types of people do exist where because obviously when you look on Steam, you can

1056
00:47:54,240 --> 00:47:59,560
the reviews, it tells you how long the people that are reviewing it have played that game.

1057
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:03,240
So you can actually, you could, whereas if I might turn around to you and say, oh, Baldur's

1058
00:48:03,240 --> 00:48:04,680
Gate is one of the best games in the world.

1059
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:05,680
I definitely recommend it.

1060
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:07,200
Or I'm sitting there going, oh, Baldur's Gate shit.

1061
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:10,600
You look at my play time, you see like nine, 10 hours.

1062
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:13,920
It's not a coherent enough assessment.

1063
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:15,240
I haven't played it long enough.

1064
00:48:15,240 --> 00:48:21,980
Whereas if you see someone, I don't know, someone like Connor, maybe who has been playing

1065
00:48:21,980 --> 00:48:27,420
Act one since you first been allowed to, he's probably got like thousands of hours there.

1066
00:48:27,420 --> 00:48:31,040
If he turns around and says the game's good, game's probably good because he's got the

1067
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:32,040
fucking time.

1068
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:33,400
You with the witch of three.

1069
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:37,680
If you say it's good, then it must be good because you look at your play time.

1070
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:38,680
Shit like that.

1071
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:42,880
If you see with something like ESO or World of Warcraft, you look at my play time, it

1072
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:45,960
is decent.

1073
00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:50,200
I feel bad saying, you know, you mentioned the witch of three and I just got a pang of

1074
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:51,200
guilt.

1075
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:52,200
You've abandoned it.

1076
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:53,200
I got a pang of guilt.

1077
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:54,200
Absolutely abandoned it.

1078
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:55,200
I haven't.

1079
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:56,200
It's still a second favorite game of all time.

1080
00:48:56,200 --> 00:49:01,160
This is a game that, is that a wash was about, no fuck off.

1081
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:02,800
The trouble I have with Baldur's Gate.

1082
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:04,280
Geralt of Rivia is.

1083
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:05,280
He's the goat.

1084
00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:10,280
Little eyes twitching because you know, you know that what you're saying is dirty.

1085
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:11,280
It's wrong.

1086
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:12,280
No, it's right.

1087
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:13,280
It's disgusting.

1088
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:14,280
You've got to be true to yourself.

1089
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:16,280
My problem with Baldur's Gate.

1090
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:18,120
Henry Cavill's crying.

1091
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:21,480
Most games, well I say most games because no games really do this.

1092
00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:22,480
Maybe just The Witcher.

1093
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:28,000
But I, the intrigue and nosiness always hits the better of me.

1094
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:32,160
And in Baldur's Gate, there's like, you know, there's a narrator that narrates over there,

1095
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:33,960
which is an amazing voice.

1096
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:34,960
Very good.

1097
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:35,960
Perfect.

1098
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:36,960
It's fantastic.

1099
00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:43,080
In Divinity Original Sin, it's a guy who's got a really nice voice as well.

1100
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:44,080
I correct me if I'm wrong.

1101
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:48,320
Oh, you won't be able to, but I'm pretty sure the reason I like Baldur's Gate 3 so much

1102
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:50,240
more than Divinity.

1103
00:49:50,240 --> 00:49:53,120
One because I know, I'm knowing how it works.

1104
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:55,960
Two, the camera angle is just beautiful.

1105
00:49:55,960 --> 00:50:00,720
And three, when you talk to people in Divinity, I don't think it like goes in there like a

1106
00:50:00,720 --> 00:50:01,720
cut scene.

1107
00:50:01,720 --> 00:50:03,400
I think it's just, you're still just standing where you was.

1108
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:07,040
And then the dialogue comes up, not as interested, not as engaging.

1109
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:09,360
I forgot what I was saying.

1110
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:10,360
Oh yeah.

1111
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:19,080
So the problem is with me is I can't, so an example, walked up to a barn, went to open

1112
00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:22,440
it and then just like any other door and then it went into like a little cut scene.

1113
00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:24,080
And I was like, oh, what's this?

1114
00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:25,840
And it was like, someone's getting slaughtered inside.

1115
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:28,480
Yeah, you know, someone's getting fucked up.

1116
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:29,960
And then, and there are, right.

1117
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:33,800
There's like, you hear loud groaning and blah, blah, blah.

1118
00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:37,720
And then one of my followers was like, I don't think we should open that door.

1119
00:50:37,720 --> 00:50:39,160
I was like, I can't not.

1120
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:40,160
I need to know.

1121
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:44,120
So I open the door and you know what's there, like a troll and a fucking...

1122
00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:45,120
Minotaur thing.

1123
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:46,120
Yeah.

1124
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:47,120
Just getting...

1125
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:48,120
Going at it.

1126
00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:49,120
Yeah.

1127
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:50,120
Getting rooted.

1128
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:52,520
And yeah, I said some things they didn't like it and then they attacked me.

1129
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:53,520
They killed me.

1130
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:55,760
But I was like, well, I've got to stick to that decision now.

1131
00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:58,440
So I loaded it back up again and stuck to the decision.

1132
00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:01,000
And I had to kill them both and I felt terrible.

1133
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:05,240
But that has happened to me so many times, even last night.

1134
00:51:05,240 --> 00:51:10,640
It was like the narrator was like, you probably shouldn't go in here.

1135
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:12,440
All my followers like, you shouldn't go in here.

1136
00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:15,400
And then something else, which I won't mention was like, don't go in there.

1137
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:17,880
I was like, now I have to go in there.

1138
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:21,200
So I went in there and I regretted it, but I had to.

1139
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:23,520
Because I can't not know what's behind that door now.

1140
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:24,520
I have to go in.

1141
00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:25,520
Was it a mistake?

1142
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:26,520
Absolutely.

1143
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:29,440
But it would work exactly the same way if they was all standing there going, you might

1144
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:30,680
as well go in there and check it out.

1145
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:32,120
You go, all right, I'll go in.

1146
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:33,120
I know.

1147
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:34,120
Easily influenced.

1148
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:39,560
In this game, much like Divinity Original Sin 2, I remember in that game, there was

1149
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:43,800
like a spider woman thing you could talk to.

1150
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:48,320
I spoke to her and she was like, I can give you a great power.

1151
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:49,320
Just let me bite you.

1152
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:52,320
Let me have a bit of your blood or whatever it was.

1153
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:56,200
And as I just said, maybe a male was like, well, I can't turn down.

1154
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:57,200
You can't turn that down.

1155
00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:58,200
Go on, have a nibble.

1156
00:51:58,200 --> 00:51:59,200
Go on.

1157
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:00,200
It's not my arm.

1158
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:01,200
Have a bite.

1159
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:02,200
Go on.

1160
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:03,200
So we had a bite.

1161
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:04,800
And yeah, I think he gave me something or she gave me something shit.

1162
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:09,080
I can't remember what it was, but then it just gives you like a permanent, I can't remember.

1163
00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:10,560
It was just complete made up.

1164
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:13,600
Just like a permanent minus five to speed or something.

1165
00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:16,240
Then like plus two to strength, just to say for example.

1166
00:52:16,240 --> 00:52:18,840
And I was like, well, that's shit.

1167
00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:22,480
So I reloaded it and didn't do that again.

1168
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:25,180
But this time I'm not reloading.

1169
00:52:25,180 --> 00:52:28,400
So whatever decisions I make, they stay.

1170
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:33,720
And that makes the game so much better and more impactful because my decisions matter

1171
00:52:33,720 --> 00:52:35,840
as opposed to just save scum in.

1172
00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:40,440
It really means saying, so when I've killed all them followers, I could have just reloaded

1173
00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:41,440
and not done that.

1174
00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:45,800
But I was like, no, this is the story that's being told by this is rain dolo story, right?

1175
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:46,800
I'm going to do another character.

1176
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:49,000
I am going to do another character.

1177
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,600
It won't be so straight after this for sure.

1178
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:53,160
Cause this is fucking a long time coming.

1179
00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:55,400
But I will do another character.

1180
00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:57,160
I'll probably do a sorcerer next time.

1181
00:52:57,160 --> 00:52:59,720
I'll probably play as one of the already made characters.

1182
00:52:59,720 --> 00:53:05,440
Cause you can have that and then it's even more fucking immersive.

1183
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:08,960
So yeah, I know what character I'll play as well.

1184
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:11,920
So yeah, I've just, this is his story.

1185
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:17,560
So not reloading, which I've always done in games is, is changing my complete mindset

1186
00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:19,480
on how these games should be played.

1187
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:22,560
Even in the Witcher, if I made a decision I didn't like, I just reload it.

1188
00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:24,920
But it takes away so much from the game.

1189
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:26,320
So it takes away the whole immersion.

1190
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:27,840
Cause I'm guilty of doing that.

1191
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:29,240
I've done that a lot with starfield.

1192
00:53:29,240 --> 00:53:31,800
I'm telling you now, don't do that no more.

1193
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:35,480
Just go with your gut reaction and be like, fuck man.

1194
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:39,160
Yesterday I was in a building, big thing.

1195
00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:40,160
They're like, give me this.

1196
00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:41,160
I know you got it.

1197
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:46,000
And I was like, I know if I say no, you're going to aggro on me.

1198
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:47,400
And then I'm going to have to kill you.

1199
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:52,480
And yeah, but not just you, everyone in this whole fucking fort is going to aggro on me.

1200
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:55,360
But I cannot give you this thing.

1201
00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:57,120
So I said no.

1202
00:53:57,120 --> 00:54:03,360
And I had to kill every single person, every single one, even the dogs and the wolves and

1203
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:04,360
everything in there.

1204
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:05,360
Right.

1205
00:54:05,360 --> 00:54:08,600
But I could have just reloaded it and just say, well, I'll see what it does first.

1206
00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:09,600
No, no, no, fuck that.

1207
00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:10,880
No, this is it now.

1208
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:12,480
I'm stuck here until I get out.

1209
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:16,960
And that honestly, take it from me as someone who does the same as you, that makes the game

1210
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:20,600
so much better because you're just like, well, this is what I've chosen.

1211
00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:21,600
This is, this is my path.

1212
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:22,600
I can't change it.

1213
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:23,600
This is, this is it.

1214
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:27,480
And I've always reloaded, but now I don't do that no more.

1215
00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:29,080
And this means so much more.

1216
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:33,680
Maybe that's how, well, I think that is just how those types of, or like Bethesda games,

1217
00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:34,680
things like that.

1218
00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:35,680
That's how they're supposed to be played.

1219
00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:39,800
And like you say, both guilty of, of save scumming.

1220
00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:41,480
But also not just that.

1221
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:44,840
I think I've always played me writing games.

1222
00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:48,240
I've not called myself Ash, but I've always played, well, what would I do?

1223
00:54:48,240 --> 00:54:49,240
I always do that as well.

1224
00:54:49,240 --> 00:54:50,240
And I need to change that.

1225
00:54:50,240 --> 00:54:51,240
I'm not doing that.

1226
00:54:51,240 --> 00:54:54,680
I'm just doing what I think my character would do.

1227
00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:58,920
Obviously you create your backstory, you create your character, you create your race, much

1228
00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:01,480
like in starfield and you go, right.

1229
00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:05,220
So my starfield guy was a bounty hunter who grew up on the streets of neon, which is supposed

1230
00:55:05,220 --> 00:55:06,220
to be rough.

1231
00:55:06,220 --> 00:55:09,280
So he's going to do anything for money, but he's going to have morals cause he'd come

1232
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:11,800
up much like rain dolo, right.

1233
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:13,440
You grew up in the streets of boulders, gay.

1234
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:14,440
He was a pattern.

1235
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:15,440
Yeah.

1236
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:20,500
It was a, he's a ruffian, but, and that's why in my head he is, you look out for other

1237
00:55:20,500 --> 00:55:22,880
people, people that have been oppressed.

1238
00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:23,880
Cause there's a lot of them.

1239
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:25,720
A lot of the gnomes are being forced to the Robin hood of the world.

1240
00:55:25,720 --> 00:55:26,720
Yeah.

1241
00:55:26,720 --> 00:55:29,320
A lot of gnomes in that are being forced to mine and she, I don't, I don't release him.

1242
00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:30,320
I say release him.

1243
00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:31,320
What are you going to do about it?

1244
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:32,320
And I'm like, what's this?

1245
00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:36,040
Use my force powers or whatever I do.

1246
00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:41,160
But when it comes to fucking, when it comes to like, you know, big decisions, I'll just

1247
00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:46,680
go, what, I just go, what I think he would do, you know, as opposed to what I would do.

1248
00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:48,200
And it makes it so much more interesting.

1249
00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:49,200
It really does.

1250
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:51,480
It's completely changed the way I look at RPGs.

1251
00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:54,200
Well, that's the name of them isn't it?

1252
00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:55,880
Role playing games, you're role playing.

1253
00:55:55,880 --> 00:55:56,880
You are not playing.

1254
00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:59,360
I love, but I always thought I was role playing, but I wasn't.

1255
00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:01,040
I was just choosing what I think I would do.

1256
00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:02,040
Yeah.

1257
00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:03,040
And that's not the way I want to play.

1258
00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:06,080
You have to sit there and you have to go, what would this person do?

1259
00:56:06,080 --> 00:56:08,000
Cause you're creating a story there.

1260
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:09,000
Exactly.

1261
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:13,360
There's been choices in the game that I've wanted to choose, but I'm like, but it doesn't

1262
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:14,680
fit with what he would do.

1263
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:17,000
I know he wouldn't do that in my head.

1264
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:18,000
He wouldn't choose that.

1265
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,480
It makes no sense to all the other decisions that you've made.

1266
00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:21,480
You wouldn't do that.

1267
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:22,480
Yeah.

1268
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:23,480
So I have to not do that.

1269
00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:27,880
And that's frustrating, but also exciting.

1270
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:31,640
And then another cool thing about this, I know this sounds, I know it sounds so nerdy

1271
00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:32,640
and weird.

1272
00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:33,640
And there's the whole point.

1273
00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:34,640
We're running a gaming podcast.

1274
00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:35,640
Yeah.

1275
00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:36,640
But this is like next level.

1276
00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:38,800
The cool thing is I've created this guy now, Rain Dolo.

1277
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:41,640
I'll always remember him, Bowlers gate is where he come from.

1278
00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:43,280
That's where he lives.

1279
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:46,920
If we all go and play D and D, I could create Rain Dolo.

1280
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:48,280
Oh yeah.

1281
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:49,280
And he can have his own campaign.

1282
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:51,280
But in my head, I know what he looks like.

1283
00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:52,280
I know what he's done.

1284
00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:57,560
You know, it's just, it's through your, your backstory for Rain Dolo.

1285
00:56:57,560 --> 00:57:04,400
If we go and play D and D with Conrad is, is that you have a backstory already made,

1286
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:06,560
you know what I mean?

1287
00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:08,320
Your gaze has already been on an adventure.

1288
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:09,880
It was already there.

1289
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:11,480
He's, he's, he's the Gandalf.

1290
00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:12,800
He's got a history there.

1291
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:17,000
It's a past that, that you might, you might divulge in, but you also might keep it to

1292
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,880
yourself because you might've done some stuff.

1293
00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:20,520
You might've, you know what I mean?

1294
00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:22,200
But he's so sick.

1295
00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:25,800
He's got, he's got a, he's got circumcised penis.

1296
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:26,800
Love it.

1297
00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:27,800
Medium sized.

1298
00:57:27,800 --> 00:57:31,320
He's got the Ragnar Lofbrook haircut, you know, shaved around the sides with a tied

1299
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:36,560
up ponytail coming down and it like, and the hair physics, I wobble as you're moving.

1300
00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:40,720
I've got a red cape that I wear, which is the red Prince cape.

1301
00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:45,560
Cause I bought the deluxe version, which gives you the red Prince cape and the red Prince

1302
00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:46,800
is from Divinity Original suit.

1303
00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:47,800
So he's the lizard.

1304
00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:50,720
So I've got his red cape.

1305
00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:52,240
I've got this sick armor.

1306
00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:54,240
I've got like, I've got a hood.

1307
00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:57,080
I toggle off, I don't like helmet stuff.

1308
00:57:57,080 --> 00:58:00,520
But I've got a hood that I can just turn invisible.

1309
00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:01,520
I've got an ability.

1310
00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:05,840
I can turn invisible, but as soon as I move invisibly wears off.

1311
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:06,840
This one doesn't.

1312
00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:13,240
So I can turn invisible and run about and that, uh, and uh, he looks fucking see he's

1313
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:14,240
got free.

1314
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:16,280
You've got free light swallows tattooed here.

1315
00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:18,240
You've got fuck off big scar down.

1316
00:58:18,240 --> 00:58:19,720
You've got to put the scar over your eye.

1317
00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:20,720
It's gangster.

1318
00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:25,480
Um, and I've just, uh, I just unlocked a new ability, which I haven't used yet.

1319
00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:26,920
Not on my guy on the sorcerer.

1320
00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:32,640
He can turn himself into like a gas form so I can, it's like sleep through cracks and

1321
00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:33,640
stuff.

1322
00:58:33,640 --> 00:58:34,640
Yeah.

1323
00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:35,640
Oh, that's cool.

1324
00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:36,640
So what?

1325
00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:38,240
So anyway, nothing's told to you.

1326
00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:40,680
So you find like holes in the world, like it'd be perception.

1327
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:41,680
Oh, there's a hole there.

1328
00:58:41,680 --> 00:58:43,680
You go, all right, I can't fit through there.

1329
00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:45,480
Where the fuck did you get in there then?

1330
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:46,480
Yeah.

1331
00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:49,120
It's down to your own fucking, your own mind to figure that one out.

1332
00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:50,480
Maybe mate, but there's loads of holes.

1333
00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:54,680
And I think if you play like a dwarf or a gnome or whatever, I think you can get through

1334
00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:55,680
it.

1335
00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:56,680
Yeah.

1336
00:58:56,680 --> 00:58:59,120
But then there's also like, I've got the ability to conjure a mage hand.

1337
00:58:59,120 --> 00:59:03,680
So I literally conjure a mate, a hand and you can fly around and interact with levers

1338
00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:04,680
and stuff like that.

1339
00:59:04,680 --> 00:59:05,960
I can just fly in there and have a look.

1340
00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:09,000
This is a game where you can pick up children and throw them.

1341
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:10,000
You can do anything.

1342
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:11,000
You can throw, you can throw people.

1343
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:12,000
Most games, right.

1344
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,400
You can pick up bodies and put them in your pocket.

1345
00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:15,720
Games are scared of putting children in.

1346
00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:16,720
Yeah.

1347
00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:17,720
Yeah.

1348
00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:18,720
Terrified of doing it.

1349
00:59:18,720 --> 00:59:24,800
And I understand why, but that village, there's, the children are slaughtered.

1350
00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:25,960
I didn't do it.

1351
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:26,960
I would.

1352
00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:27,960
But there's dead children and stuff.

1353
00:59:27,960 --> 00:59:31,880
I know that's, that's mental, but they're there and it's not like fucking, oh, it's

1354
00:59:31,880 --> 00:59:35,080
a good kid, but it's just, that's why it's game of thrones.

1355
00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:36,080
There's no hold bar.

1356
00:59:36,080 --> 00:59:37,080
I understand.

1357
00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:40,960
I would because you can't.

1358
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:46,880
So many games, like you say, they're so scared to cross that line with it.

1359
00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:51,680
And yeah, well, high on life, that fucking annoying little kid that you can shoot in

1360
00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:52,680
the face.

1361
00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:53,680
Oh yeah.

1362
00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:55,280
Everyone wanted to shoot him in the face because you're not allowed to.

1363
00:59:55,280 --> 00:59:56,280
You're not allowed to shoot me.

1364
00:59:56,280 --> 00:59:57,280
You can't kill me.

1365
00:59:57,280 --> 00:59:58,280
You can't kill me.

1366
00:59:58,280 --> 00:59:59,280
I fucking can.

1367
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:00,280
Boom.

1368
01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:01,280
Done.

1369
01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:02,280
And things like boulders gate, bro.

1370
01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:07,200
You've got the option to put a bullet in someone's head that I'm not supposed to be allowed

1371
01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:08,200
to put a bullet in their head.

1372
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:13,840
This is a game by the way, not talking real life because I don't, you know what I mean?

1373
01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:18,400
You kind of have to, you have to at some point there just for the fun of it.

1374
01:00:18,400 --> 01:00:23,160
When I was taking on this goblin arm or when I was with this goblin army, right?

1375
01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:25,640
Um, I couldn't work out.

1376
01:00:25,640 --> 01:00:27,480
I didn't really know how to start a fight.

1377
01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:31,640
Well, I did and it started, but I was like, have I fucked this up?

1378
01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:33,000
There's no goblins with me.

1379
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:36,840
I've I'm taking on a whole camp on my, on myself, like the whole place.

1380
01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:40,000
And there's I've been here and I've spoke to every person in this place.

1381
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,400
They're fucking, there's millions.

1382
01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:43,400
I'm fucked.

1383
01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:46,160
And I didn't, I couldn't do combat and I had no abilities.

1384
01:00:46,160 --> 01:00:48,080
I could like run and hit and miss.

1385
01:00:48,080 --> 01:00:50,400
There's all that was happening.

1386
01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:51,840
And then that's when my follower turned on me.

1387
01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:55,640
So I give him the quick one bang and then all of a sudden it wasn't a one bang.

1388
01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:57,120
It was multiple quick one bang.

1389
01:00:57,120 --> 01:00:58,120
Fuck off.

1390
01:00:58,120 --> 01:00:59,120
Um, wetty.

1391
01:00:59,120 --> 01:01:00,120
Yeah, he was a wetty.

1392
01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:02,640
I'm glad I didn't want him anyway, but I wouldn't have killed him.

1393
01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:04,280
Give him the quick one bang.

1394
01:01:04,280 --> 01:01:08,560
Um, and then all of a sudden, cause you know, you've got like the little character tiles

1395
01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:10,520
at the top tells you who's turning his next.

1396
01:01:10,520 --> 01:01:17,160
That just went all these goblins fucking trolls turn up throwing barrels at the thing.

1397
01:01:17,160 --> 01:01:18,160
They're all rushing in.

1398
01:01:18,160 --> 01:01:23,400
I was like, Hey, it felt like a problem was, but then I got down to a point it was like,

1399
01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:25,400
right now you need to go and kill X, Y, Z.

1400
01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:26,680
I was like, all right, cool.

1401
01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:27,680
Went down there.

1402
01:01:27,680 --> 01:01:30,960
I was like, fuck, this is far and above my ability.

1403
01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:32,440
I can't kill all these.

1404
01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:33,440
They're fucking me up.

1405
01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:37,280
So what I'd do, I put rain dolo on top of a pillar and wade him going visible.

1406
01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:39,200
And then the other two just kept running away.

1407
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:40,880
Run, run, run, run, run.

1408
01:01:40,880 --> 01:01:41,880
And they were getting chased.

1409
01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:45,000
Uh, and all I did was lead them to more goblins.

1410
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:46,000
Yeah.

1411
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:51,400
And then the goblins, the goblins had like explosive barrels on their back.

1412
01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:56,280
So when they got to near the goblins, I just fucking blew the goblins up and killed everybody

1413
01:01:56,280 --> 01:01:58,720
just used them as fucking cannon fodder.

1414
01:01:58,720 --> 01:02:00,920
But that was my brain thinking.

1415
01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:02,960
And much like you, I am the same.

1416
01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:05,720
We're very similar in games where I can do anything.

1417
01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:08,440
I get paralyzed and I'm like, I can't, I'm dumb.

1418
01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:09,960
I don't know in this game.

1419
01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:10,960
I'm not dumb.

1420
01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:12,680
I, I'm thinking I'm sitting there.

1421
01:02:12,680 --> 01:02:13,680
I love that.

1422
01:02:13,680 --> 01:02:15,840
Cause it's not, it's not, it's turn-based.

1423
01:02:15,840 --> 01:02:18,760
I can just sit there and be like, right, let's have a look around.

1424
01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:19,760
What's about that?

1425
01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:20,760
That falls down.

1426
01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:27,560
It gives you, it gives you the absolute freedom to, to do like literally just like exactly

1427
01:02:27,560 --> 01:02:28,560
what you just said.

1428
01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:35,560
You, you enter into a combat, um, into, into, well just into combat and yeah, you've got

1429
01:02:35,560 --> 01:02:41,840
the time to sit there, look at your surroundings, which you can freely look at and decide what

1430
01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:43,960
it is that you need to do.

1431
01:02:43,960 --> 01:02:48,280
And yeah, if you, if you die during that combat, you come back and you, you do it again.

1432
01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:51,920
There's a different approach, which, which, um, is the whole point of the game.

1433
01:02:51,920 --> 01:02:54,280
I really need a wee.

1434
01:02:54,280 --> 01:02:55,280
Last thing.

1435
01:02:55,280 --> 01:02:56,280
Go on.

1436
01:02:56,280 --> 01:03:01,960
I love using, I haven't, I've took the spell off now, but one of my go-to spells was my

1437
01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:05,520
cleric summoned like rain.

1438
01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:10,960
So she just summoned a big puddle of rain and then rain dolo would just fucking cool

1439
01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:11,960
down some lightening.

1440
01:03:11,960 --> 01:03:12,960
Oh sick.

1441
01:03:12,960 --> 01:03:16,040
Just zap everyone in the fucks of it.

1442
01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:19,200
But then obviously me being stupid, I've been like brilliant.

1443
01:03:19,200 --> 01:03:20,200
They're all nearly dead.

1444
01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:26,360
So I'd send my warrior in there to finish him off and she's just like, and that's my

1445
01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:27,920
level of smartness.

1446
01:03:27,920 --> 01:03:29,920
But yeah, greatest game ever made.

1447
01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:30,920
Not even close.

1448
01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:34,160
If you ever thought about playing again, let's fucking get it.

1449
01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:36,440
If you didn't think about playing again, like they still get it.

1450
01:03:36,440 --> 01:03:37,720
It's the best ever.

1451
01:03:37,720 --> 01:03:40,280
It is what we would call the goat.

1452
01:03:40,280 --> 01:03:41,280
It's genuinely the goat.

1453
01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:44,220
This is now what people, games are being matched up against for me.

1454
01:03:44,220 --> 01:03:47,200
So rip anything else is game over man.

1455
01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:48,200
It's just, yeah.

1456
01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:53,480
You've heard it here first, later rather than not first, definitely last, but last.

1457
01:03:53,480 --> 01:03:54,480
You've heard it here last.

1458
01:03:54,480 --> 01:03:55,480
Boulders gate free.

1459
01:03:55,480 --> 01:03:56,480
That's your bit our motto.

1460
01:03:56,480 --> 01:03:57,480
You've heard it here last.

1461
01:03:57,480 --> 01:03:58,480
Right.

1462
01:03:58,480 --> 01:04:02,240
We're going to go and do the patron.

1463
01:04:02,240 --> 01:04:03,760
So enjoy that.

1464
01:04:03,760 --> 01:04:04,760
See you later.

1465
01:04:04,760 --> 01:04:05,760
Uro.

1466
01:04:05,760 --> 01:04:15,440
I'm frozen