1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 Hello everybody and welcome to watch the buttons. 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:06,000 Hello. 3 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Change that. 4 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:08,000 Change that shit. 5 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:09,000 No, no, no. 6 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:10,000 Please. 7 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:11,000 No, this is non-negotiable. 8 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:16,000 No, it is negotiable because I'm the one that's controlling it. 9 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:17,000 No, this is non-negotiable. 10 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,000 No, this is staying. 11 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:19,000 No, I promise. 12 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:24,000 In the spirit of Halloween, it's a spooky intro. 13 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:26,000 No, but I don't like that. 14 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:29,000 Yeah, but it's rolled on too long for me to stop it. 15 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:32,000 No, because this is comedic gold. 16 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,000 I mean it. 17 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:34,000 I mean it. 18 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,000 I mean it. 19 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:36,000 Fine. 20 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,000 Fine. 21 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:40,000 Where is it? 22 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:43,000 Is this better? 23 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,000 This is better. 24 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,000 Hello, what's the buttons? 25 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:49,000 No, hello, it's what's the buttons. 26 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:50,000 It's what's the buttons. 27 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,000 Say hello to yourself. 28 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,000 Is that better? 29 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:53,000 Okay. 30 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,000 Hello. 31 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,000 Hello. 32 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:56,000 We're here. 33 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:57,000 Steph's here. 34 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,000 When was the last time you was here? 35 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:01,000 Oh, a little while ago. 36 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:06,240 I feel like there's such a change when we hit record because I feel like I talk to you slightly 37 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:07,240 different to how I would... 38 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:08,240 Oh, sorry, that was my toe. 39 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:09,240 Do you reckon? 40 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:10,240 I don't know. 41 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:11,240 In what way? 42 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:12,240 Like radio-y. 43 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:18,120 You know how like a news report, when someone's reading out the news, they don't talk like 44 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:19,120 that all the time, do they? 45 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:20,120 They don't talk like this. 46 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:25,000 Talk like this and on today's news, sad. 47 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:27,240 That kind of shit. 48 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:28,240 I don't know. 49 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:31,240 To be honest, last time I was here, it didn't smell this mouldy. 50 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:32,240 I know. 51 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:33,240 It didn't smell very real. 52 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:34,240 But we move. 53 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:36,480 We mentioned it a couple of times. 54 00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:41,000 The room itself is not mouldy, but there's definite damp somewhere. 55 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,440 What we need is Gordon Ramsay's little debris. 56 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:44,440 Yeah. 57 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:45,440 A little sticky thing. 58 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:48,000 Yeah, there's something going on here. 59 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:49,000 Like I feel like... 60 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,000 Yeah. 61 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,000 Do you remember when I told you... 62 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:52,000 This is so divergent, but relevant. 63 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:55,880 One of my grad shows was in that... 64 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:57,280 It was called Safe House in Peckham. 65 00:01:57,280 --> 00:01:58,280 Yeah. 66 00:01:58,280 --> 00:02:05,120 It's basically a semi-detached derelict fucking ruined house and that you rent for extortion 67 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:06,120 amounts per night. 68 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:07,120 Yeah, yeah. 69 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:09,480 Probably in the second day and no one came. 70 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:14,760 So we were all just sat there and basically we were like getting Uber Eats or Deliveroo, 71 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:20,600 whatever it was then, and playing heads up and just like genuinely hanging out... 72 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:26,560 But when I played back on the recordings and actually when I got home as well, we were 73 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:28,280 all coughing. 74 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:29,760 Like all of us... 75 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:30,760 Asbestos baby. 76 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:31,760 Developed this cough. 77 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:32,760 Asbestos. 78 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:34,760 You're going to die. 79 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:35,760 Yeah. 80 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:36,960 And it feels like this kind of vibe. 81 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:38,960 My lungs are like red alert. 82 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:39,960 Yeah, yeah. 83 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:41,960 There's not much I can do. 84 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:42,960 No. 85 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:46,960 I did find out today though that my school, my secondary school has had to close because... 86 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:47,960 Is that one of the ones? 87 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:48,960 Yeah. 88 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:49,960 Yeah. 89 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:50,960 It's the most dodgy concrete. 90 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:53,360 It's basically like an aero bar. 91 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:59,760 If you're not from the UK, which quite a few of the people listening actually aren't, yeah, 92 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:03,840 there's a crisis going on at the moment in the UK where I think it's now up to like 700 93 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:05,080 schools. 94 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:09,800 Like primary schools and secondary schools have had to either temporarily close or like 95 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:15,800 permanently close because the concrete that they were made with is prone to collapse. 96 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:16,800 Yeah. 97 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:17,800 I can believe it. 98 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:18,800 It's fucking mental. 99 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:20,120 I can believe it as well. 100 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:21,120 Yeah. 101 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:22,120 It's one of yours. 102 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:26,200 No, because I don't know about my primary school, but my secondary school got rebuilt. 103 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:32,600 And I'm pretty sure it was like the term after we all left when they finally replaced the 104 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:35,760 temporary buildings that were only meant to be there for like six months. 105 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:38,520 Like those fucking containers, like work containers. 106 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:39,520 Yeah. 107 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:41,360 And we were in them for like four years. 108 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:46,880 As well, what a bugger is, if it is what I think it is, the part of it that's built, 109 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:50,520 literally like it's like 90% of the school. 110 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:51,520 Yeah. 111 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:54,640 They've said that they have in like year seven, then like year 11 and 12 and that's it. 112 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:55,640 Like no one else come in. 113 00:03:55,640 --> 00:03:56,920 Oh, it would suck though. 114 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:57,920 That sucks. 115 00:03:57,920 --> 00:04:00,600 Especially like, but anyway, we're a good drive virgin. 116 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:02,640 So, you know, sorry if you're a school kid. 117 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:03,640 That's what's going on. 118 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:05,600 School's made of crumbly, narrow concrete. 119 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:07,280 But we're not in school and we don't have children. 120 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:08,640 So yeah, I don't really care. 121 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:09,640 I didn't even know. 122 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:10,640 It wasn't to my mate. 123 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:11,640 Don't care. 124 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:12,640 Soz for you. 125 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:15,640 Don't worry about the children. 126 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:16,640 Games. 127 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:19,640 Yeah, but it is serious. 128 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:22,960 Basically how the government's reacting to it. 129 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:25,960 We don't care for. 130 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:26,960 Whoops. 131 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:32,840 We're probably going to only talk about one game here, really. 132 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:35,700 It being ESO. 133 00:04:35,700 --> 00:04:36,700 Because we're all over it. 134 00:04:36,700 --> 00:04:37,700 Yeah. 135 00:04:37,700 --> 00:04:38,700 Aren't we? 136 00:04:38,700 --> 00:04:39,700 Aren't we dear? 137 00:04:39,700 --> 00:04:40,700 Yes, sir. 138 00:04:40,700 --> 00:04:41,700 Aren't we all over this? 139 00:04:41,700 --> 00:04:43,840 It's fantastic. 140 00:04:43,840 --> 00:04:51,280 It's mine and Steph's five year anniversary on Thursday. 141 00:04:51,280 --> 00:04:56,640 And I was contemplating whether I would buy us both Necron. 142 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:58,760 OK. 143 00:04:58,760 --> 00:04:59,760 And you buy the pizza. 144 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:00,760 Do we want pizza? 145 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:03,760 Well, do we want to go and get the Chinese? 146 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:08,760 No, no, I can't be able to do that. 147 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:09,760 Indian? 148 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:15,080 This is a conversation off the pod. 149 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:17,040 People aren't here to find out what the fucking dinner order is. 150 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:18,040 People are changing out. 151 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:19,040 Yeah. 152 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:20,040 You're still with us. 153 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:28,080 But yeah, I was not that we need to have the latest X back, which is Necron, but I figured 154 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:29,080 it might be quite nice. 155 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:33,880 I don't know if you get any like crowns or anything with it, but I feel like I've skipped 156 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:35,680 a load of the dialogue here. 157 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:38,320 Me and Steph got back into Elder Scrolls online. 158 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:41,080 We did talk about it last time we were on. 159 00:05:41,080 --> 00:05:42,080 What me and you or just me? 160 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:43,080 Me and you. 161 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:44,080 Did we? 162 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:45,080 Yeah. 163 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:46,080 Yeah, let's go back. 164 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:47,080 You've been on that recently? 165 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:51,200 Wait, pause it if we're going to do some admin. 166 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:53,320 OK, give me a sec. 167 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:59,440 Five episodes ago is the last time we properly spoke about ESO. 168 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:05,360 And I feel like we've got a little bit more hands on with it because was the last time 169 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:07,720 we played it. 170 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:12,600 I know that I'm playing it completely differently to how I played it the last time that we tried 171 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:13,600 to play ESO. 172 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:14,600 OK. 173 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:19,400 In other words, I haven't just beeline to the fucking get into max level and then your 174 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:20,400 champion points. 175 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:23,000 I'm actually doing the story and paying attention to it. 176 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:25,840 So like right now I'm doing Cadwell Silver. 177 00:06:25,840 --> 00:06:32,800 So basically, when you do the main story in Elder Scrolls online, at the end of it, I 178 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:40,280 can't spoil anything, but at the end of it, you get what is essentially a whole block 179 00:06:40,280 --> 00:06:44,800 of quest, a really long quest line that takes you through. 180 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:50,080 I'm pretty sure it's like all of the starter areas or most of them. 181 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:56,240 And there's I think there's five or six areas and it has a breakdown of all the main quests 182 00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:59,640 that you need to achieve in that area. 183 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:04,960 And it's one of them where literally from start to finish it, it guides you through 184 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:05,960 that entire story. 185 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:06,960 And it's really good. 186 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:08,640 It's really, really good. 187 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:10,640 I haven't done any of the side stuff that I've done. 188 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:13,520 Well, I've only done a couple of side missions. 189 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:20,720 Most of the time I have been skipping them because I want to do the main story. 190 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:29,360 Apparently at the end of it, you get you get Cadwell's like pot hat thing. 191 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:35,120 And yet it's just actually paying attention to the story and the witty writing. 192 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:38,360 And there's actually been a couple of times where I've been laughing and things like that, 193 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:45,760 like genuine enjoyment from listening to the story is such a such a big breath of fresh 194 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:54,720 air compared to things like World of Warcraft, because I actually Googled it over the entire 195 00:07:54,720 --> 00:08:01,680 ESO catalog of expansions and stuff like that, there's 77 voice actors that are employed 196 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:02,960 to do it. 197 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:07,080 And the whole I've got the list on my phone, but obviously I won't read it all out. 198 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:14,240 But quite a lot of them have like some of them have like 10 different people that they're 199 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:23,320 voice acting or like one of them is the entire female guard in one specific city. 200 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:28,320 So I feel like and we've spoken about before that it's so much more engaging when there's 201 00:08:28,320 --> 00:08:33,760 voice acting throughout the entire game, which is just something that I'm not used to in 202 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:39,320 an MMO because I feel like it's a lot of effort to do that. 203 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:40,960 I mean, yeah. 204 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:49,120 And I think like it helps it kind of feel like I mean, it's a very like over kind of 205 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:54,520 I can't think of the word, like reduced view of it, but it's almost like an endless Skyrim 206 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:58,120 in the sense that that feel is the same. 207 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:05,200 You can play it as interactively or like solo as you like. 208 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:06,600 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 209 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:14,800 And it you always like how I'm feeling is like kind of what you said where I don't really 210 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:18,320 feel the need to like grind anything. 211 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:21,120 It all feels so like, oh, we can just do that another day. 212 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:25,520 You can try and play that another time, you know, and there's no like pressure to be a 213 00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:26,520 certain thing. 214 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:30,120 I mean, that's probably not the case for everyone and everyone plays it differently and stuff. 215 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:35,240 But the way I'm playing it now is yeah, just so casual. 216 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:39,840 And yet in just enough to like grip you where you're like on days where we've been really 217 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:42,800 busy it's like, oh, you really want to fucking play it. 218 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:43,800 Yeah. 219 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:48,600 And you know, even if you're logging in just to get you know, your little daily wars or 220 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:49,600 whatever. 221 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:50,600 Yeah, I'm loving it. 222 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:55,320 I'm like, I mean, am I loving it as well because I'm right? 223 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:56,320 Probably. 224 00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:57,320 What? 225 00:09:57,320 --> 00:09:58,320 Or I've been pestering you for months. 226 00:09:58,320 --> 00:09:59,320 What do you mean? 227 00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:02,680 To just play it with me since like 2021 when we stopped playing. 228 00:10:02,680 --> 00:10:03,680 Yeah, no, I know. 229 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:04,680 I know. 230 00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:05,680 I know. 231 00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:06,680 So it feels good. 232 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:07,680 I know. 233 00:10:07,680 --> 00:10:08,680 World of Warcraft got in the way. 234 00:10:08,680 --> 00:10:12,320 World of Warcraft has given me a really heavy slump right now to the point where I was talking 235 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:18,400 to you earlier, like our entire guild discord, all of them have like emigrated to other games. 236 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:20,600 So some of them are playing Final Fantasy. 237 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:23,800 I did speak a little bit about ESO on the discord. 238 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:27,960 And then like there was a couple of people asking me questions almost as if like I'm 239 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:31,720 getting the vibe that they either do play it or they want to play ESO. 240 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:36,360 I know that you can actually log into like you can go on discord and it will tell you 241 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:38,280 what games those people are playing. 242 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:40,560 But I'm not that fucking interested. 243 00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:42,560 That makes sense. 244 00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:46,440 Like I'm not dying for them to want to play with them. 245 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:52,760 But yeah, I feel everyone's just taking that that little slump with while there's obviously 246 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:57,960 you have World of Warcraft classic, which is it goes all the way up to Wrath of the 247 00:10:57,960 --> 00:11:02,080 Lich King, which is so Burning Crusade Wrath of the Lich King first two expansions. 248 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:08,560 They now do them as classic servers, which is just old school with a couple of tweaks. 249 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:14,720 People they very recently released hardcore servers now, which is one death you're done. 250 00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:16,800 Delete the whole characters gone. 251 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:20,280 So you you start you start again. 252 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:24,900 And one really cool thing that they've introduced with that is you've always been able to duel 253 00:11:24,900 --> 00:11:28,800 other people, which you can in ESO as well. 254 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:35,400 But they brought out is it Kroh Magar Krog Magar? 255 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:36,400 Krog Magar. 256 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:37,400 That's one. 257 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:41,360 Fight to the death so you can now duel people. 258 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:45,960 Whereas ESO when we duel, you actually kill the person on World of Warcraft. 259 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:47,800 When you duel, you get them down to one health and then that's it. 260 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:48,800 The duel is over. 261 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:50,560 Whoever got the one health is the loser. 262 00:11:50,560 --> 00:11:51,560 Over. 263 00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:54,760 Whereas Krog Magar. 264 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:57,800 It's they're they're dead. 265 00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:02,560 So it's quite a if you're a high level and you decide to duel like that, there's a lot 266 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:06,480 of stake because someone one of us is going to die here. 267 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:12,800 I'm going to ruin someone's day here because the difference with normal WoW and classic 268 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:18,560 is the leveling up is so much fucking slower in classic, so much more hardcore. 269 00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:23,320 Whereas in retail, WoW, you can get from level one to max level in. 270 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:26,440 I think the quickest is like four hours, something like that. 271 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:28,520 Four or five hours really quick. 272 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:34,520 Classic, you're talking days, weeks to get to level 60. 273 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,280 So there's a lot more going on. 274 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:38,360 The game does not hold your hand. 275 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:40,720 It is literally vanilla. 276 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:41,720 Wow. 277 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:47,320 So before there was any fucking tweaks, any quality of life, that is just how it first 278 00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:52,280 begun to the point where even when you get a quest in retail, it comes up with a quest 279 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:54,880 marker, much like ESO classic. 280 00:12:54,880 --> 00:13:00,400 You have to read the quest dialogue and figure out where to get. 281 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,680 It gives you no markers, no nothing. 282 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:04,360 There's there's nothing to say. 283 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:08,600 If you have to collect a certain amount of, I don't know, like copper ore or something 284 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:14,600 like that, say you need like 20 of them, it doesn't give you a tick thing like ESO or 285 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:15,920 retail does. 286 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,960 You just have to know that you've got the certain amount that you need. 287 00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:21,960 And if you go and hand in that quest, but you haven't, you have to go back. 288 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:23,920 It's not sound pleasurable. 289 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:24,920 No offence. 290 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:29,520 It's how a proper quest used to be before quality of life. 291 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:36,400 So a lot more effort goes into playing a classic and hardcore character. 292 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:39,040 And I'm not interested in any of that. 293 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:43,320 So I feel like when that's come out, a lot of people have been drawn away from retail 294 00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:44,840 and gone into that. 295 00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:49,840 Or people like me have been drawn away from retail and just started searching other stuff. 296 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:57,280 And I feel ESO is a fantastic game played completely differently to any other type of 297 00:13:57,280 --> 00:14:05,440 MMO, but what's most enjoyable about it is that we're playing it together, but not together, 298 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:06,440 if that makes sense. 299 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:07,440 Yeah. 300 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:08,440 You know what I mean? 301 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:15,160 Kind of like where you enjoy someone's company, but you're not actually doing stuff together. 302 00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:18,240 Like how I like being on a laptop or on the PlayStation or wherever and you're sitting 303 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:20,240 on the Switch or you're reading or doing whatever. 304 00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:23,720 We're not actually interacting with each other, but we're in the same vicinity. 305 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:25,520 Yeah, but I'd miss you if you weren't there. 306 00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:26,520 Yeah. 307 00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:29,560 So I feel like that with ESO, we're not questing together. 308 00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:31,360 We're doing dungeons together and stuff like that. 309 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:36,320 But the fact that we're playing together and that if we wanted to, we can just go whoop 310 00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:37,320 and then start pissing around with each other. 311 00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:39,920 I would quite like to do some quests together though. 312 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:41,360 Yeah, yeah, definitely. 313 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:42,360 Definitely. 314 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:43,360 Because didn't we... 315 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:44,360 Do they sync up? 316 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:45,360 Yeah. 317 00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:46,360 They do. 318 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:52,080 Only when we stopped was because you can't do the main story together. 319 00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:53,080 Yeah. 320 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:54,080 Yeah. 321 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:55,080 It must be individual. 322 00:14:55,080 --> 00:15:02,400 But I don't think we can go back and do quests that I've done that you haven't. 323 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:03,400 I think I can help you. 324 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:04,400 Or vice versa. 325 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:05,400 Or vice versa. 326 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:06,400 Yes, thank you. 327 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:12,800 But yeah, I think I can help you, but I can't actually do anything. 328 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:17,120 Yeah, same as when we were in that dungeon and I'd already done it and you were doing 329 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:18,520 the quest and I'd already... 330 00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:23,080 Which made me feel really left out even though I've probably done it. 331 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:27,560 Because that's where I've kept my character from when we played before. 332 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:30,040 But I don't remember a lot of it. 333 00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:32,760 So I'm running around going like, why don't I get it? 334 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:35,320 And then just realizing that I've already done it. 335 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:42,560 But what is new is you're looking at builds and stuff like that. 336 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:43,560 And so am I. 337 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:44,560 Because I don't think... 338 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:46,000 I never did that last time. 339 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,480 Didn't take it that serious. 340 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:50,480 Not that we're fucking hardcore with it. 341 00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:52,920 No, but it's nice to know, isn't it? 342 00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:58,120 Yeah, because it gives you that freedom to do whatever it is that you want to do. 343 00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:01,640 Yeah, and I never gave a shit about a lot of stuff. 344 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:05,720 When I was playing Skyrim, I just ran with what I wanted to run with. 345 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:11,200 I didn't really give too much about the benefits or drawbacks of... 346 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,200 You can swear on this podcast. 347 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:15,280 I know, light and heavy and medium and whatever. 348 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:16,280 I know. 349 00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:19,400 I just didn't give a darn toot. 350 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:20,400 But yeah, no. 351 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,560 And I got by fine. 352 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:23,560 I used to run Skyrim. 353 00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:31,920 I used to play with an axe or some shit like that. 354 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:39,720 Whereas yeah, and that's probably true of when we played ESR on the PS4, PS5, whatever. 355 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:43,320 And when we played it a bit on PC. 356 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:50,040 Whereas now I'm carrying a lot more and actually have armor that helps and stuff like that. 357 00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:55,120 Yeah, because ultimately that makes the gaming experience of it better. 358 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:57,920 You have to drink a whole lot less potions. 359 00:16:57,920 --> 00:17:02,080 Yeah, if you're actually using what is perceived to be the right stuff. 360 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:05,760 I mean, in terms of weapons, you can do whatever you want, but in terms of gear... 361 00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:07,520 Yeah, but you can. 362 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:10,640 Dependent on the build that you're running. 363 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:15,200 Not necessarily, because that's what other versatility of it. 364 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:20,360 For example, if your build is built around magicka as opposed to stamina, you're not 365 00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:25,920 going to have a fun time if all of your gear is enchanted towards stamina. 366 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:31,200 True, but you can enchant heavy to be magicka. 367 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:32,200 Yes, no. 368 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:37,240 What I'm saying is if your build requires you, if you use magicka more than you do stamina. 369 00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:39,240 Yeah, then you're not going to run the stamina stuff. 370 00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:40,240 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 371 00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:41,240 Do you want to fight? 372 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:42,240 Do you want to fucking go? 373 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:43,240 Yeah, just step outside and run. 374 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:44,240 Are you fucking here? 375 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:45,240 Are you fucking here with what I'm saying? 376 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:46,240 Yeah? 377 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:47,240 Yeah? 378 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,240 Magicka! 379 00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:49,240 You get it? 380 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:50,240 You understand? 381 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:51,240 Oh, looks could kill. 382 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:54,240 What are you rolling your fucking eyes for? 383 00:17:54,240 --> 00:18:10,440 We both got ESO+, which means everything's unlimited basically. 384 00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:11,440 So much more benefits. 385 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:14,480 I couldn't imagine playing without ESO+. 386 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:15,480 It's fine. 387 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:20,200 Well, if it's fine, why have you got it? 388 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,240 Because I wanted it. 389 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:24,520 Because it's much better with it. 390 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:25,520 It's alright. 391 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:26,520 Far much better. 392 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:27,520 It's alright. 393 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:33,560 The only gripe that I really have, and you might agree with me on it, is mounts. 394 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:38,040 The only real way to get hold of them is to buy them. 395 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:39,040 Okay. 396 00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:45,280 What I was going to say is, and it's possibly off of the back of... 397 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:47,640 Fuck me, what's it called? 398 00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:48,640 Tears of the Kingdom. 399 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:50,080 My mind went blank then. 400 00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:52,120 A relic that hasn't been... 401 00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:55,320 I've seen nothing about Tears of the Kingdom for ages. 402 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:56,320 I don't know what happened. 403 00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:57,320 It's a game that you start and finish. 404 00:18:57,320 --> 00:19:01,320 Yeah, the hype just disappeared I guess. 405 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:04,320 No, I mean I still see stuff, but then I... 406 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:05,800 Oh, that was like a tongue twister. 407 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:07,160 Then I follow a lot of stuff. 408 00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:08,160 I still see stuff. 409 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:09,160 I still see stuff on the seashore. 410 00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:13,520 Yeah, I suppose it's because I'm not in my algorithm. 411 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:19,920 The basically playing a game like that where not just flying, like being able to jump off 412 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:26,920 the edge of stuff and not die, but also obviously one of the new abilities was you couldn't 413 00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:29,000 go up through the floor. 414 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,000 Yep. 415 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:33,960 And like the other day I was looking for a Skyshard and I was lost and there was like 416 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:38,400 nowhere for me to go because I can't fly, can't climb, can't think like... 417 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,480 Because obviously Link can climb the wall and so on. 418 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:44,120 And I think, yeah, it's just one of those ones where you are moving from game to game 419 00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:48,680 and you have to like make peace with the lack of other differences. 420 00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:50,440 I miss having flying mounts. 421 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:51,440 I will say that. 422 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:54,520 Being able to just mount up and just go, vroom, see you later. 423 00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:55,520 It would be great. 424 00:19:55,520 --> 00:20:03,320 I mean having the add-on of a mini map makes such a big difference. 425 00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:07,760 Again, with the rolling of the eyeballs. 426 00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:08,760 Prove it. 427 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:11,200 Prove to the people that I just rolled my eyeballs. 428 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:13,200 Who's going to believe you? 429 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:15,080 Yeah, but you did though. 430 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:16,920 This interaction itself proves it. 431 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:20,280 Why are you rolling your eyes at my mini map? 432 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:21,280 Is it because you're jealous? 433 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:22,280 No. 434 00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:23,920 You fucking are, aren't you? 435 00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:25,200 You are, aren't you? 436 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:26,200 You see it. 437 00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:27,200 No, it's not. 438 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:30,200 Because when you logged in... 439 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,200 It wasn't there. 440 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:32,200 When you logged in... 441 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,200 What, it wasn't there? 442 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:34,200 Even when you logged in on my account? 443 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,920 No, because why would it be? 444 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:37,920 Because you logged in on my account? 445 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:38,920 No, I logged in on my account. 446 00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:39,920 No, I logged in on your computer. 447 00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:40,920 I mean your account. 448 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:41,920 Yeah, but you did it on my computer. 449 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:42,920 Why would I have... 450 00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:43,920 Because the files are... 451 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:46,560 Why would I automatically apply them? 452 00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:47,560 Because the files are on here. 453 00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:48,840 They're not on your account. 454 00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:49,840 They're on the game. 455 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:50,840 Yeah, fucking log me in then. 456 00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:51,840 Come on then. 457 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:52,840 No, I don't want to. 458 00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:53,840 No, because I'm not going to be there. 459 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:55,400 Well, after I log your ass in. 460 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:56,520 That's how files work. 461 00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:58,200 You're smarter than me with this kind of stuff. 462 00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:00,720 Right, so you don't have to activate any add-ons. 463 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:03,880 When you click on your screen and you click add-ons, you didn't have to activate them, 464 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:04,880 no? 465 00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:09,760 No, you just download them because they download onto the launcher, onto the game files themselves. 466 00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:10,760 That's how add-ons work. 467 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:11,760 Right, but I don't... 468 00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:12,760 Why are you going... 469 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:13,760 Because they weren't there. 470 00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:16,760 Do you know what add-ons are? 471 00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:19,720 You're walking a fine line of funny and dangerous here. 472 00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:20,720 Do you? 473 00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:21,720 Hmm? 474 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:22,720 Yeah. 475 00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:23,720 You watched me painstakingly get the files on. 476 00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:25,400 Do you want a medal? 477 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,760 What a cunt that was. 478 00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:30,320 That was fucking horrible. 479 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,840 Angripe, getting add-ons onto ESO. 480 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:34,640 Not ESO's fault. 481 00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:37,680 You've got to be a fucking scientist to get that shit on. 482 00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:39,680 Jesus Christ. 483 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:41,440 It was a very simple fix. 484 00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:44,360 After, what was it, days? 485 00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:45,880 Days of trying? 486 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:47,040 Facebook posts. 487 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,000 No one answered me. 488 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:52,440 Reddit, Google, Discord. 489 00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:54,240 No one helped me. 490 00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,080 Even the guild in ESO. 491 00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:57,080 That's sad. 492 00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:58,400 Oh, that's sad. 493 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:03,560 I mean, they were answering questions, but no one led me to the solution. 494 00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:05,560 Which was just put in the right folder. 495 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:07,240 Yeah, put it in the wrong folder. 496 00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:09,880 I was following the wrong folder path. 497 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:13,560 Which you back me up is very similar. 498 00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:15,040 Both the paths are very similar. 499 00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:16,880 I'll give you that. 500 00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:17,880 Thank you. 501 00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:18,880 On this occasion. 502 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:19,880 But yes, back to it. 503 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:20,880 Why don't you like my minimap? 504 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:24,760 I don't have any feelings about your minimap. 505 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:25,760 You do though, don't you? 506 00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:26,760 Nope. 507 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:31,080 ESO doesn't give you a minimap, which is a, it gives you a compass at the top. 508 00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:34,480 Which it shows you very little. 509 00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:39,480 Apparently the idea being that the developers didn't want to clutter your compass up with 510 00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:41,840 what is actually in the map entirely. 511 00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:43,240 I'm not used to that though. 512 00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:44,240 Like it's the same as... 513 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:45,360 Yeah, I'm used to it. 514 00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:49,600 But having that little minimap in the corner, especially when you're in Delves and things 515 00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:52,040 like that, because you can see all the corridors and shit. 516 00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:55,320 You just press M. Just press M when you're in a Delve. 517 00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:57,240 Yeah, but you can't move while you're on the map. 518 00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:58,240 Yeah, you can. 519 00:22:58,240 --> 00:22:59,240 No, you can't. 520 00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:00,240 Yes, you can. 521 00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:01,240 No, you can't. 522 00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:02,240 Yes, you can. 523 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:03,240 I do it all the time. 524 00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:04,240 No, you can't. 525 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:05,240 Yes, you can. 526 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:06,240 No, you can't. 527 00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:08,120 I have auto, when you auto run. 528 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:09,120 I don't have auto run. 529 00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:10,120 All right. 530 00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:11,120 I don't have auto run. 531 00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:12,120 Okay, all right. 532 00:23:12,120 --> 00:23:13,120 What key is auto run? 533 00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:14,120 I don't know. 534 00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:15,120 I don't have it. 535 00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:16,120 I don't have it on this fucking laptop. 536 00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:17,120 I have bound it to tab. 537 00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:18,120 Tab is my quick slot. 538 00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:19,120 Right? 539 00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:20,120 I don't have. 540 00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:21,120 You can take a different key to bind it. 541 00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:22,120 But I don't have it. 542 00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:23,120 But yeah, you can. 543 00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:25,520 I don't have auto run in. 544 00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:26,520 Yeah, but I don't need to because I've got a minimap. 545 00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:27,520 Right. 546 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:28,520 The quality of life. 547 00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:30,160 This is again, rolling of the eyeballs. 548 00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:31,160 You can't roll them. 549 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,000 The balls that are eyes are rolling. 550 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,000 Nope. 551 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:39,640 Mark Manus' big balls rolling. 552 00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:40,640 You would like them. 553 00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:43,640 Old vents down Mark Manus. 554 00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:46,640 Old venty Manus. 555 00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:49,640 Old breezy knees. 556 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:54,240 He got in the van, he went, he was messing with my vents. 557 00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:55,240 Tis I. 558 00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:56,240 Tis I. 559 00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:57,240 I watched him. 560 00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:58,240 I watched him. 561 00:23:58,240 --> 00:23:59,240 Was it today? 562 00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:00,240 I was because it was boiling hot. 563 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:01,240 I watched him just sat there. 564 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:02,240 And then the left vent, I just watched him go, flick it down. 565 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:03,240 He just flipped it down. 566 00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:04,240 Yeah, well I'll be in there on Thursday. 567 00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:05,240 So you're going to have to be moving them. 568 00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:06,240 Those vents do fuck all in this hot weather. 569 00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:07,240 Absolutely nothing. 570 00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:08,240 Not when they're on your knees. 571 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:09,240 No, they don't. 572 00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:10,240 Ridiculous. 573 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:21,240 You fuck. 574 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:24,240 Mark Manus. 575 00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:27,640 Leave the fucking vents alone. 576 00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:31,840 Stop opening the window when I'm doing 70 mile an hour, you fucking dickhead. 577 00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:32,840 Stuff it. 578 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:33,840 My hair is flowing everywhere. 579 00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:41,840 I had to pull over today because I untied my hair and then realized, realized at the 580 00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:46,920 point of my journey, there's virtually no traffic lights to stop you. 581 00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:48,800 So I was like, I can't, I can't tie my hair up. 582 00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:52,080 But because it was so hot, we had to have the windows open. 583 00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:53,080 Get Mark to do it. 584 00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:54,080 Yeah. 585 00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:55,680 Or has he got practice tying up his hair? 586 00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:56,680 It's not that hard, is it? 587 00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:57,680 Baldi. 588 00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:58,680 Either way, I had to pull over. 589 00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:03,280 I had to find somewhere to pull over because I couldn't tie my hair up. 590 00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:08,680 There's a hatred in your eyes just there when you looked at me. 591 00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:10,040 What I was saying. 592 00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:11,040 Yeah, sorry. 593 00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:13,920 Anyway, has completely left my mind. 594 00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:16,640 What the fuck was I saying? 595 00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:17,640 You said big bald bald bald. 596 00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:18,640 It was about add ons. 597 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:19,640 Yeah. 598 00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:20,640 Oh, I rolled my. 599 00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:21,640 Bobbly, bobbly, bobbly. 600 00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:22,640 Allegedly, I rolled my eyes. 601 00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:23,640 Allegedly, you rolled your eyes. 602 00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:24,640 When I was talking, that was it. 603 00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:29,640 That was fucking it. 604 00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:30,640 Right. 605 00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:38,640 And you'll know with my wow shit and you'll know how obsessed I am or was was because 606 00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:43,680 this is a new me with following the matter in DPS. 607 00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:48,840 So who is what class is currently performing the best in mythic class of rage and shit 608 00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:53,080 like that to the point where I quite frequently swap my fucking main class around because 609 00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:55,480 I wanted to be whatever was at the top. 610 00:25:55,480 --> 00:26:04,680 I am so desperately trying to avoid looking at that with Elder Scrolls online because 611 00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:09,960 there's an add on that you can get, which is a DPS recount, which basically gives you 612 00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:16,640 a whole breakdown per fight of how much damage you was doing, what abilities were doing, 613 00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:19,920 the most damage, the percentage, what damage was being done to you. 614 00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:25,120 It's just the statistics of the actual fight, which is what if you're trying to improve 615 00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:28,560 your character is what you would need to look at to go right. 616 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:31,200 Well, that move does that. 617 00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:33,160 That lethal arrow doesn't do much. 618 00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:37,360 That Betty Netsch is not is only giving me X amount of of stat increase. 619 00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:41,640 It's quite it's quite an in depth thing to do. 620 00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:47,760 So I nearly downloaded it the other day, but then I was like, no, because I don't want 621 00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:48,880 to see it. 622 00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:55,840 And when Neil come back to wow for a little bit and I was chatting to him, he had to redo 623 00:26:55,840 --> 00:27:01,960 all of his add ons and forgot to put the DPS meter on. 624 00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:06,680 And he said like how much of a breath of fresh air it was for him because he was like, I 625 00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:08,240 don't know if I'm doing shit or not. 626 00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:10,200 I can't see the numbers. 627 00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:14,640 So he was like, it's so much more enjoyable because all of a sudden that pressure that 628 00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:19,560 was on him to be performing near the top is completely gone. 629 00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:20,560 Yeah. 630 00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:21,560 Which is how I feel with ESO. 631 00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:22,880 I don't know how I'm fucking doing. 632 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:24,560 All I know is that shit's dying. 633 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:27,720 I'm attacking stuff and it's dying and I'm having fun doing it. 634 00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:32,440 So when I'm in dungeons and shit, the dungeons are so fucking quick anyway. 635 00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:34,440 I think that's because we're not max level yet. 636 00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:40,960 I'd imagine as we bump up is where they get a little bit more a little bit more puffy. 637 00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:41,960 Yeah. 638 00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,320 You understand what I'm saying? 639 00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:45,320 You get me. 640 00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:46,320 You feel me. 641 00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:47,320 I do. 642 00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:48,320 Yes. 643 00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:49,320 Contempt. 644 00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:50,320 Yeah. 645 00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:51,320 I saw his fucking eyes. 646 00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:54,320 I don't know what you're talking about. 647 00:27:54,320 --> 00:28:11,280 Have you ever seen that video of that like toy monkey with the eyes and the geezer like 648 00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:16,120 goes to put it out of the box and his eyes like quickly looks in and looks back. 649 00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:18,360 I saw the one on the shelf and he punches it. 650 00:28:18,360 --> 00:28:22,000 No, not that one, but another one you're on about. 651 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,880 He fucking decks it back into the shelf. 652 00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:25,880 Yeah, it moves. 653 00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:26,880 Horrible. 654 00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:27,880 Yeah. 655 00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:28,880 No. 656 00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:29,880 Yeah. 657 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:30,880 I think it's on the same video. 658 00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:31,880 No, no. 659 00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:32,880 I haven't seen that though. 660 00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:33,880 That's that then. 661 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:34,880 Yeah. 662 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:35,880 I'm hangry. 663 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:40,880 I meant to say hungry, but my mouth spoke the truth. 664 00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:41,880 I'm hangry. 665 00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:42,880 I'm hangry. 666 00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:43,880 Oh, right. 667 00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:44,880 Okay. 668 00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:45,880 End it here. 669 00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:50,880 What else has been going on? 670 00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:56,400 Oh, apparently Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas are heading for divorce. 671 00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:57,600 Just saying. 672 00:28:57,600 --> 00:28:59,560 No one listening to this podcast cares. 673 00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:01,200 How do you know? 674 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:02,200 Who is Sophie Turner? 675 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:03,200 Sansa Stark. 676 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:04,200 All right. 677 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:05,200 Well, they were married. 678 00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:06,200 It's Joe Jonas. 679 00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:07,200 Yeah. 680 00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:08,200 They had two children. 681 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:11,200 They were heading for divorce. 682 00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:12,200 Gossip. 683 00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:13,200 Gossip. 684 00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:14,200 Right. 685 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:15,200 That's Steph's side of the news. 686 00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:20,000 I have two mystery boxes turning up tomorrow or being dispatched tomorrow. 687 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,400 Your face. 688 00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:25,040 Yeah, boy. 689 00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:30,640 Rewind to the start of this podcast when you said about how you speak to me differently. 690 00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:31,640 What do you mean? 691 00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:32,640 Hang on. 692 00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:33,640 I'm going to get my filing up. 693 00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:34,640 What for? 694 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:35,640 What for? 695 00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:36,640 What for? 696 00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:39,640 What have I done? 697 00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:42,640 No, what have you done? 698 00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:43,640 People might care. 699 00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:44,640 People aren't tuning in for Joe Jonas. 700 00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:46,640 Right, but they're tuning in for Funko Pops. 701 00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:47,640 Is that Jonas Brothers? 702 00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:48,640 Huh? 703 00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:49,640 Yes, they are. 704 00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:50,640 Yes. 705 00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:53,640 It's an established theme with What's the Buttons. 706 00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:54,640 Okay. 707 00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:55,920 Am I not allowed to bring in a little bit of a story? 708 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:56,920 Joe Jonas is not. 709 00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,920 Were you brought in Nintendo? 710 00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:01,640 No, Ash likes Nintendo. 711 00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:05,640 Yeah, but you double that likeness. 712 00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:07,640 Is that all I'm allowed to do? 713 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:08,640 Is it? 714 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,640 No, but Joe Jonas. 715 00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:11,640 It's breaking news. 716 00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:12,640 All right. 717 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,640 So what you're telling me that they don't care about that. 718 00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:17,640 The schools are falling down and Joe Jonas is getting divorced. 719 00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:19,640 What would the children think? 720 00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:22,640 They'll care about fucking concrete in an Essex school. 721 00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:24,640 You fucking started the club, though. 722 00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:25,640 I'm boring. 723 00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:26,640 I'm so boring. 724 00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:27,640 What do you mean? 725 00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:28,640 I'm here for you. 726 00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:33,640 I want to be, you know. 727 00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:35,640 I'm here for you. 728 00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:36,640 Oh, wait. 729 00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:37,640 I can't believe, sorry, Rue. 730 00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:41,640 I can't believe I haven't even spoken about the fucking main game I've been playing. 731 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:43,640 Oh, fuck yeah. 732 00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:45,640 Oh my God. 733 00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:47,640 Yeah. 734 00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:49,640 Oh my God. 735 00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:52,640 Proper mobile gaming as well. 736 00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:53,640 Absolutely. 737 00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:54,640 Oh, fantastic. 738 00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:56,640 Take it away, Steph Edwards. 739 00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:57,640 Off you go. 740 00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:02,640 So I've been playing. 741 00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:07,640 I don't know what's fucking cool. 742 00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:09,640 Scriptic crime scene. 743 00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:10,640 Hang on. 744 00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:13,640 This game has taken over your life. 745 00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:16,640 I do it and the scripted crime stories. 746 00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:18,640 She got called a cunt. 747 00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:21,640 Yeah, the home secretary called me a cunt. 748 00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:23,640 So scripted crime stories. 749 00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:25,640 I don't know if you can play it if you're not subscribed to Netflix, right? 750 00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:28,640 But I've never bothered looking at the Netflix mobile games. 751 00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:29,640 Never watched Netflix on my phone. 752 00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:30,640 I don't even know that they did them. 753 00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:31,640 Yep, they do. 754 00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:36,640 So anyway, what's been going on on Lakeside? 755 00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:43,640 That's really pinpointed near to where we are. 756 00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:44,640 Great. 757 00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:49,640 What's been going on with Netflix? 758 00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:52,640 Lately, obviously they've enforced that household bollocks. 759 00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:53,640 Absolute bullshit. 760 00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:56,640 I've basically been locked out of my own Netflix because... 761 00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:57,640 Oh, in different houses. 762 00:31:57,640 --> 00:31:58,640 Yeah. 763 00:31:58,640 --> 00:31:59,640 Fuckers. 764 00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:01,640 YouTube don't do that. 765 00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:03,640 So I was watching... 766 00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:04,640 I was on my phone anyway. 767 00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:06,640 So scripted crime stories. 768 00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:10,640 And basically, it's like... 769 00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:12,640 I can't really describe what it's like. 770 00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:13,640 So you have... 771 00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:16,640 It's on your phone and you're in a... 772 00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:18,640 You're a DCI. 773 00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:19,640 No, you're a DC. 774 00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:22,640 And you have all these little things. 775 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:23,640 So far there's two. 776 00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:27,640 I don't know if there's going to be any more, but I'm halfway through the second one now, but the first one. 777 00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:33,640 And you have your little room where you interrogate people. 778 00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:35,640 You have your little book of clues. 779 00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:41,640 And then you have your little messenger where you've got forensics, intelligence, and on the ground. 780 00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:45,640 And then the bottom button is a clone. 781 00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:47,640 Oh, Bobby's on the beat. 782 00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:55,640 A clone of the victim's phone that you gradually unlock more and more of. 783 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:56,640 And they phone you. 784 00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:58,640 They'll text you. 785 00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:00,640 You've got like a breaking news thing. 786 00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:01,640 And it is sick. 787 00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:03,640 It basically looks like a phone emulator. 788 00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:05,640 Oh my God, it's mad. 789 00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:06,640 It's so fun. 790 00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:10,640 I might not be making it sound fun, but it is so fun. 791 00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:15,640 Didn't you try and swipe up the other day because you thought you was on your phone? 792 00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:16,640 No, what was... 793 00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:17,640 I can't remember what I was doing. 794 00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:19,640 Trying to find TikTok. 795 00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:25,640 But yeah, and obviously I don't want to spoil it because honestly it is such a laugh. 796 00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:27,640 It's genuinely entertaining. 797 00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:29,640 And what as well, there's no ads. 798 00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:32,640 It's completely free if you want to subscribe to Netflix. 799 00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:34,640 And also you can leave it. 800 00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:39,640 I've never turned my notifications on for any apps at all other than the main ones. 801 00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:40,640 Your Tim4 hat. 802 00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:41,640 No, no. 803 00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:42,640 It's because it just drains your battery. 804 00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:43,640 And drains the battery on my watch. 805 00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:44,640 And it drains the battery. 806 00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:45,640 And then I'm always looking at my fucking... 807 00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:48,640 And it's like, you know, get a bag of sweets for 10... 808 00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:49,640 You know, that kind of shit. 809 00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:50,640 So it can't be asked. 810 00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:54,640 So I imagine you can just leave it and you'll get notifications. 811 00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:56,640 Like when someone's messaged you. 812 00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:57,640 Yeah. 813 00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:00,640 But also you can just skip time if you want to play it now. 814 00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:02,640 Or you can wait to make it more realistic. 815 00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:06,640 So if they're trying to locate a witness, it will come up saying an hour and 20. 816 00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:08,640 But you can just skip that or you can leave it. 817 00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:09,640 Yeah. 818 00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:11,640 Oh my God though. 819 00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:12,640 Like it was... 820 00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:14,640 It is really, really, really good. 821 00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:15,640 But I did feel... 822 00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:16,640 What was it? 823 00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:18,640 On Wednesday I worked till late. 824 00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:19,640 But I don't start till... 825 00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:21,640 In the office. 826 00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:24,640 But I don't start till... 827 00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:25,640 Who wants to know? 828 00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:26,640 I care about this. 829 00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:27,640 Anyway, I had the morning. 830 00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:28,640 Oh, this is part of the story. 831 00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:31,640 I had the morning and basically, yeah, I felt... 832 00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:36,640 Actual work felt so inconsequential because I was like, I am solving a murder. 833 00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:40,640 Steph was up at like half seven and then working at what? 834 00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:43,640 Like fucking two o'clock, three o'clock, whatever. 835 00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:50,640 And throughout the day, almost like incrementally in 10 minutes, I was getting screenshots. 836 00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:53,640 And updates of how the investigation was going. 837 00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:58,640 And then as it got closer to the time where Steph had to start getting ready for work, 838 00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:02,640 she's just like, I'm going to be late. 839 00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:03,640 I'm rushing. 840 00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:06,640 I'm rushing because I was too busy investigating. 841 00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:07,640 Yeah. 842 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:10,640 Just the one where it was like, who was it that called you a cunt? 843 00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:11,640 The home secretary. 844 00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:12,640 Yeah. 845 00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:13,640 I just get a text. 846 00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:14,640 The home secretary just called me a cunt. 847 00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:15,640 Yeah. 848 00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:16,640 So he goes... 849 00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:17,640 And then blackmailed you. 850 00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:18,640 Yeah. 851 00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:20,640 It was right when... 852 00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:22,640 Said he'd bury you. 853 00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:23,640 Yeah. 854 00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:28,640 I've basically been using the dead boy's phone on his like... 855 00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:30,640 It's not called WhatsApp because you know, copyright infringement. 856 00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:33,640 It's like chat zap or something. 857 00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:34,640 Chatty appy. 858 00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:35,640 And they'd actually... 859 00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:36,640 It was great. 860 00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:37,640 They were really, really brave. 861 00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:41,640 They created a social media campaign to try and find out who killed their friends. 862 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:44,640 It was going really well. 863 00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:45,640 Anyway. 864 00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:50,640 I'd been chatting to them and actually getting really helpful information, obviously massively 865 00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:53,640 against protocol, which was naughty of me. 866 00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:58,640 And then yeah, it was right when my partner found out that I'd been doing that. 867 00:35:58,640 --> 00:35:59,640 And then fucking my phone rings. 868 00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:00,640 It's the home secretary. 869 00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:02,640 And yeah, basically he wanted to bury this evidence. 870 00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:04,640 And I said, fuck you, no. 871 00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:07,640 And yeah, he was just like, now listen here, you little cunt. 872 00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:08,640 Yeah. 873 00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:09,640 He was like, I've buried this evidence. 874 00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:11,640 And I said, I can bury you. 875 00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:12,640 Yeah. 876 00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:13,640 I mean, to be fair... 877 00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:18,640 I actually felt anxiety or fear or whatever when someone's home. 878 00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:19,640 The home secretary's going to phone. 879 00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:22,640 I'm going to lose my job. 880 00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,640 Honestly, you get so, so... 881 00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:26,640 Got a mortgage to pay. 882 00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:27,640 Oh my God. 883 00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:29,640 But that is your fault because you broke the rules. 884 00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:30,640 I did. 885 00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:31,640 You broke protocol. 886 00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:35,640 But let's, without spoiling it, I think someone broke a bit more rules than me. 887 00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:36,640 Yeah. 888 00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:37,640 Yeah. 889 00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:38,640 This is true. 890 00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:39,640 Spoiler free on this one. 891 00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:40,640 Yes. 892 00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:41,640 Well. 893 00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:45,640 I mean, surely you can go to HR if they've called you a cunt. 894 00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:48,640 I suppose he's the head though, isn't he? 895 00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:49,640 Well, fuck me. 896 00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:56,640 In this one, one of the guys has flirted with a key witness and I've got him in trouble. 897 00:36:56,640 --> 00:37:00,640 And then in walks superintendent, it's only his nephew. 898 00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:02,640 Of course it is. 899 00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:07,640 And then my partner, DCI Sutherland, he said, no, he's suspended. 900 00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:10,640 And superintendent Fowler's like, no, no, I don't think it needs to come with us. 901 00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:11,640 It's like, come with me. 902 00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:12,640 Boy. 903 00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:13,640 Whatever the fuck your name is. 904 00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:14,640 I can't remember his name. 905 00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:15,640 Greg. 906 00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:16,640 Yeah, off he goes. 907 00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:19,640 I was like, I cannot deal with more corrupt police. 908 00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:20,640 You know what I mean? 909 00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:21,640 We've had. 910 00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:23,640 There seems to be the theme going on here. 911 00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:28,640 And this one, it's a OnlyFans, sorry, All My Fans creator. 912 00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:35,640 Creator who's been chopped into pieces on Hampstead Heath. 913 00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:38,640 And we still can't find her head and we can't find a real name either. 914 00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:40,640 So it's been a struggle. 915 00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:42,640 And this is on the Netflix app. 916 00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:44,640 No, it's it's it's a standalone. 917 00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:45,640 Yeah. 918 00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:46,640 Through Netflix. 919 00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:51,640 The other one I've got to do is Oxenfree 2 because I played Oxenfree on the switch and I fucking loved it. 920 00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:54,640 So they give you actual game games as well. 921 00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:55,640 Yeah. 922 00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:56,640 I'm sorry. 923 00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:58,640 How do you call scripted crime stories? 924 00:37:58,640 --> 00:37:59,640 Not an actual game game. 925 00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:00,640 You know what I mean? 926 00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:05,640 Oxenfree is kind of similar where you're like running through. 927 00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:07,640 You got to make decisions and stuff. 928 00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:08,640 Is sick. 929 00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:09,640 Very good. 930 00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:15,640 And then I've got another one called Before Your Eyes, which I haven't I haven't even opened the two of them yet because I'm so addicted to scripted. 931 00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:19,640 Amazon Prime also gives you quite a lot of fucking free games as well. 932 00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:23,640 There's you can get quite a lot of free games from multiple places. 933 00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:27,640 Do you not find though, like for so long, I'm like, oh, that'd be shit. 934 00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:29,640 Like I haven't even tried it because I'm like, yeah, yeah, OK. 935 00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:35,640 Well, actually, I suppose when you think about it, you are paying for a service that they're then giving you. 936 00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:40,640 Yeah, I mean, try saying that to Sony with PlayStation Plus because all that stuff is shite. 937 00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:43,640 You know, they're increasing their prices as well. 938 00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:44,640 Of course they are. 939 00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:51,640 They're as far as I'm aware, it's by 20 quid a year per tier. 940 00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:52,640 Oh. 941 00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:54,640 So it's not even like it's a small increase. 942 00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:55,640 It's a big boy increase. 943 00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:56,640 Yeah. 944 00:38:56,640 --> 00:39:04,640 So I'm hoping that they're actually going to fucking do some decent stuff because I feel I think it's like the highest tier that you can get. 945 00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:07,640 Something like 180 quid a year now. 946 00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:08,640 What? 947 00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:09,640 Something like that. 948 00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:10,640 Crazy. 949 00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:13,640 What do you even get for that? 950 00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:15,640 Demos is one of them. 951 00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:16,640 That's grim. 952 00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:22,640 How the fuck can a demo be a perk of a subscription or perk? 953 00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:24,640 How the fuck? 954 00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:29,640 Well, if you can't get it, if you can't demo it on any other level, then yeah, kind of. 955 00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:31,640 So you get to play, you try it before you buy it. 956 00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:33,640 Yeah, but that should be allowed for everyone. 957 00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:34,640 It should be. 958 00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:36,640 Because it's a fucking demo. 959 00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:37,640 You don't pay for beta. 960 00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:38,640 Actually, no, you do now. 961 00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:40,640 You do pay for betas. 962 00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:47,640 Buy the collector's edition and get early access to the beta. 963 00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:48,640 Soap. 964 00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:51,640 That's the kind of shit. 965 00:39:51,640 --> 00:40:02,640 And yeah, me and Mark were just sort of rinsing it because annoyingly, majority of PlayStation games now, you have to have PlayStation Plus to play online. 966 00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:03,640 Yeah. 967 00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:12,640 So you're kind of strong armed into into paying for it because I was like, if I'm not like, if I'm not going to use it, then why am I paying for it? 968 00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:23,640 Unfortunately, I two years ago bought a yearly subscription and forgot that I bought a yearly subscription after every update, which Mark discovered. 969 00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:39,640 It changes your subscription agreement to auto renew after every update, and it must have done it to mine because it was only I've got three just under 300 days left of my PlayStation Plus. 970 00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:45,640 So about two months ago, it took a year's worth of like 90 quid or something like that. 971 00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:47,640 That's bad that you didn't notice. 972 00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:52,640 And I was like, well, I know it's the fucking 90 quid going, but did you not try and get it back? 973 00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:56,640 No, because it was one of those where it's like, I'm going to be on the PlayStation at some point. 974 00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:59,640 So like I kind of need anyway. 975 00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:04,640 But I mean, I won't be paying fucking like 120 quid for it. 976 00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:05,640 No. 977 00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:06,640 Fuck that. 978 00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:09,640 Like Mark said, wait for the PlayStation Plus deal and shit like that. 979 00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:10,640 Yeah. 980 00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:12,640 Heads up is on there. 981 00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:13,640 Heads up. 982 00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:14,640 Heads up. You have to pay for heads up. 983 00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:15,640 I don't know what heads up is. 984 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:16,640 Heads up. 985 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:17,640 Oh. 986 00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:28,640 We won't talk about the elephant in the room, which is Starfield. 987 00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:29,640 OK, why? 988 00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:32,640 Because I know fuck all about it. 989 00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:33,640 OK. 990 00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:37,640 I know that there will be people who will be expecting us to talk about it. 991 00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:43,640 Wait until next week or this Friday when when Ash is back because he's actually been playing it. 992 00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:48,640 And it releases for me on what's the date today? 993 00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:49,640 Second? 994 00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:50,640 Fourth. 995 00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:53,640 So it releases for me on Wednesday. 996 00:41:53,640 --> 00:42:00,640 It's when I'm able to play it, which means I should be able to get some decent timing because obviously I'm not in work on Thursday. 997 00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:06,640 So I should be able to have a little crack with it if that thing can fucking handle it. 998 00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:09,640 Lots of people complain about it. 999 00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:10,640 Oh, I know. 1000 00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:11,640 But again, 1001 00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:13,640 we're not going to talk about it. 1002 00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:14,640 Only because I don't know. 1003 00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:15,640 I really don't know a lot. 1004 00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:19,640 I haven't been liking or searching anything about it. 1005 00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:25,640 So naturally, all of my social media is just completely flatlined from from it. 1006 00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:26,640 It's probably listening now. 1007 00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:29,640 So when I load up TikTok, the first video will be something to do with fucking Starfield. 1008 00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:32,640 Probably. 1009 00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:36,640 But yeah, other than that, in terms of gaming, not really much been going on. 1010 00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:39,640 I put the Steam Deck on last night and the other day. 1011 00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:43,640 She brought it to work with me today, but didn't get a chance to play it. 1012 00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:49,640 As I'm very much on the cusp of finishing control. 1013 00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:56,640 It's one of those where it's like, I want to get it done, but I also want to see some of the side stuff because the first time I played it, I didn't really do much of the side stuff. 1014 00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:58,640 So I kind of I know what the ending is. 1015 00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:04,640 So it's like there's no there's no absolute rush for me to finish the main story. 1016 00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:12,640 And then, yeah, I was just trying to get back into the handheld world of it because I was actually going to see about putting ESO onto it. 1017 00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:22,640 OK, because obviously it being on console as well, it the the the control tiny, the controller layout is there is what I mean. 1018 00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:24,640 Yeah, it's so hard to see. 1019 00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:27,640 Yeah, but people play fucking well on a steam deck. 1020 00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:28,640 Do they really though? 1021 00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:31,640 Or do they just load it up once and go, oh wow, look at this. 1022 00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:34,640 I've seen it, but technically play it, but what you enjoy it. 1023 00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:36,640 What you'd have to do is do it through desktop mode. 1024 00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:40,640 Yeah, because obviously I'd have to get the launcher and all that and all that bollocks. 1025 00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:44,640 I'll have a look at a guide and see how easy it is. 1026 00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:51,640 Yeah, but it means if I'm at work and you're not doing nothing, we could play together. 1027 00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:54,640 Yeah, but you'll just be squinting because you won't be able to see anything. 1028 00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:56,640 No. OK. 1029 00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:57,640 Trust me on this one. 1030 00:43:57,640 --> 00:43:58,640 Fair enough. 1031 00:43:58,640 --> 00:43:59,640 You're welcome. 1032 00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:02,640 You're welcome. 1033 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:05,640 PlayStation portal, big flop. 1034 00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:07,640 Didn't actually talk about it last week. 1035 00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:13,640 One of the many things after after we finished the podcast, we both sat there and went, fuck, 1036 00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:16,640 didn't talk about this, didn't talk about that, didn't talk about this. 1037 00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:20,640 And PlayStation portal was one of them. 1038 00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:22,640 Oh, do you know much about it? 1039 00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:25,640 Yeah, I know all the things. 1040 00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:28,640 Thoughts you think is worth 200 quid. 1041 00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:30,640 Is this a little thing? 1042 00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:32,640 Mm hmm. 1043 00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:33,640 I don't know. 1044 00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:34,640 Actually, I lied. 1045 00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:35,640 I haven't really seen that much. 1046 00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:37,640 But I'm going to give you a brief summary of what it is. 1047 00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:38,640 No, we've already done that. 1048 00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:39,640 I know what it is. 1049 00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:40,640 Yeah. 1050 00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:41,640 Yeah. 1051 00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:45,640 It's like, is it the case that the PS5 has to be on? 1052 00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:46,640 Yeah. 1053 00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:47,640 Yeah, that's disgusting. 1054 00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:49,640 Has to be on. 1055 00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:53,640 You don't have to be on the same Wi-Fi, but you have to be on Wi-Fi. 1056 00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:55,640 You can't hotspot. 1057 00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:57,640 It has to be a Wi-Fi connection, which to me, 1058 00:44:57,640 --> 00:45:02,640 completely kills the portability of it. 1059 00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:05,640 Because once you drop connection, that's it. 1060 00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:06,640 It's not out. 1061 00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:07,640 I know it's not out yet. 1062 00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:09,640 So how is it a flop if it's not out? 1063 00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:11,640 Well, just reading about it. 1064 00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:15,640 And the general consensus around it. 1065 00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:19,640 I don't feel like there's a place for it. 1066 00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:28,640 200 quid to what is being marketed as being able to play on the PlayStation 1067 00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:30,640 in a different part of your home. 1068 00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:32,640 200 quid. 1069 00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:33,640 It just seems odd. 1070 00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:36,640 Maybe it just doesn't suit your lifestyle. 1071 00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:39,640 Other people, this might be... 1072 00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:40,640 Maybe it doesn't suit your fucking lifestyle. 1073 00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:41,640 Right. 1074 00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:43,640 This might be exactly what somebody needs. 1075 00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:45,640 Right, Nick? 1076 00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:47,640 I think it's going to be shit. 1077 00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:52,640 The earbuds, on the other hand, I would like them. 1078 00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:57,640 I can't stand it in here. 1079 00:45:57,640 --> 00:45:59,640 Oh, my God. 1080 00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:01,640 Oh, look. 1081 00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:03,640 We're going to do the exclusive. 1082 00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:04,640 We'll call it... 1083 00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:05,640 Can we do it upstairs? 1084 00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:07,640 I'm not bringing all this shit in upstairs. 1085 00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:08,640 It's not happening. 1086 00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:09,640 It's not happening. 1087 00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:11,640 We can just open a door. 1088 00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:13,640 Let the smell out. 1089 00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:16,640 Let the spores exit the building. 1090 00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:19,640 That's all you want the earbuds, yeah? 1091 00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:22,640 Yeah. 1092 00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:26,640 Patreon.com forward slash. 1093 00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:27,640 Watch the buttons. 1094 00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:28,640 Help us. 1095 00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:30,640 Pay some dough. 1096 00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:31,640 Listen. 1097 00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:35,640 Listen to all the exclusives, one of which we're actually going to go and record now. 1098 00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:40,640 And then, yeah, that's it. 1099 00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:41,640 That is it. 1100 00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:43,640 We never have an outro. 1101 00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:44,640 No. 1102 00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:47,640 Fuck off. 1103 00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:48,640 Mold. 1104 00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:49,640 Right. 1105 00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:50,640 Yeah. 1106 00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:51,640 Catch us on that. 1107 00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:52,640 We'll see you next week. 1108 00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:53,640 Friday. 1109 00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:54,640 Couple days. 1110 00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:55,640 Four days. 1111 00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:56,640 See you later. 1112 00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:57,640 Uru. 1113 00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:15,640 Over.