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Go!

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What the shit?

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It's awful, innit?

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We're back again for another week.

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And then next week we're just gonna quit. We're gonna stop doing this.

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I'm fucking sick of it already.

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Yeah.

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But we're here so we might as well act somewhat interested for the benefit of you lot listening.

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Yeah, it's been a...

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On your phone already? What? What's the problem?

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I'm helping my mate sort out a Kindle.

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Can I interact with you when you're fucking swinging on your phone?

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Yeah, you can.

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I can't! It's difficult because I can't engage how you're feeling.

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This is a two-way thing.

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Yeah. And they will not know.

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You said you was ready.

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I am ready.

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I'm just replying to a message.

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I'm helping a pal out. It's only when you understand yourself is...

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What do you mean?

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Oh, fuck me.

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Abominable.

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That's what that is.

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Abominable?

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Snowman.

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Yeah, I was gonna say, that's a snowman.

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Yeah, but abominable can be used on its own, I think.

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Well, I don't...

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Steph will correct me because she's much smarter than I am.

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I'm sure abominable means like...

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Ugh!

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Something like...

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Let me set the scene for you.

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Revolting or something.

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Let me set the scene.

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I don't know how.

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Whoops.

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Um...

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No, this is awful.

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I need your help.

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Hit me! What's that?

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I wanna do that.

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I don't know how to do it because we didn't rehearse anything.

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No, are you...

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I'm nervous now.

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Do you want me to do it?

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Yeah.

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Right.

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Okay, well...

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We had a very special request.

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We're famous. This is crazy.

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Yeah, we had a very special request.

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Um...

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From...

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Leah.

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We've had a discussion.

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I am pretty sure it's Leah.

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He's worried it's Lee.

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So we'll use both.

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We never confirmed, so I apologize if it's neither.

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We'd like to shout out Leah.

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Lee.

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Well, Lee.

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And say...

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Congratulations...

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To her and Kyle.

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Yes, big boy Kyle.

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On their ninth year wedding anniversary.

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Which tops up to 17 years together.

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That's fucking mental.

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That's mental, innit?

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Fucking hell.

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Congratulations...

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To you, Kyle.

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From your darling wife, Leah.

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Happy anniversary.

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Or Lee.

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And here's to a...

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Fuck off.

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And here's to a wonderful new year of new memories.

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Bickering and doing this crazy thing called life together.

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He'd never expect me to reach out.

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So I know he'd be like,

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What the fuck?

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So, yeah.

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It also makes us feel very special.

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We can get involved in such a lovely thing.

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And kudos to you...

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For putting up with his shitty ass for 17 years.

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Apparently, um...

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Apparently she deserves a medal.

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Medals are needed.

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What's nine?

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What's the ninth anniversary?

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What was yours?

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I haven't got to nine.

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I know.

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What number was yours?

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Six?

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Six, yeah.

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I was reading, yeah.

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And that was wood.

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Iron.

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No, iron.

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So whatever nine is...

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Gold.

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Golf club.

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Golf club.

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Nine iron.

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Nine iron.

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Sweet.

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So yeah, it's a shame that we couldn't do the podcast on a Tuesday

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because that was the actual anniversary.

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But either way, to the pair of you, congratulations.

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That's fucking awesome.

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I'll follow in your footsteps, hopefully.

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And it'll be me.

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I'm a few years behind you guys.

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But yeah, well...

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Inspiring, really.

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In honor of the pair of you, we're going to bless your ear holes

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with some absolute shit in terms of gaming, news and things.

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And it's been a busy week.

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Very busy week.

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We thought we'd switch it up as opposed to the normal crap

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and just fill it with more shit.

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We thought we'd actually put a bit of effort into this episode.

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But also, Carl, thanks for doing all the dishes

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and listening to us while you wash up.

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I don't know how to feel about that.

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We should be more than a passing thought.

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I don't want to be your chore helper.

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Do you know what I mean?

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Listen to us when you're doing productive shit, Carl.

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When you put this on, I want you to stop everything

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that you're doing around you and just sit there...

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Soak it in.

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And tune in and just listen for the hour.

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Not fucking have us talking all this important stuff

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while he's sweating, scrubbing away off the pans.

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Distracted.

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Yeah, he's distracted.

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He's not listening.

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No wonder he likes it.

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He's not fucking listening to it.

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He's not listening to the cooking trays, he's made roasties.

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There's a lot of effort going into getting the grub off of that,

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especially if they're decent.

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So how's he paying attention to the stuff that we're blurting out

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where he's fucking busy scrubbing oil off of a pan?

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If anything, it's pissing me off now.

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I'll cancel his Patreon.

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I'm fucking angry.

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Yeah, he's a nob.

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I ain't happy about it.

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Fuck you, Carl.

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Unbelievable.

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Oh, dear, oh, dear.

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So what do you want to talk about anyway?

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Congrats.

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I finished Cyberpunk, didn't I?

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I feel like it's owed that we have a little chat about that.

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I finished it twice now because the first ending,

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I put a bullet in my head,

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and it's called The Path of Least Resistance,

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of which it was because, my God, does that cut out a lot of content.

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Fucking loads.

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Basically, you know, like the...

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I know the bit you're talking about.

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I remember being on the balcony,

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and I remember sitting there with Johnny and having a conversation.

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That's where it ends.

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Yeah, I don't remember how much is after that, though.

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That's where it ends.

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And so once that happened, I said, I'm not having that.

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So reloaded before I entered the Arasaka building.

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Or no, it weren't Arasaka.

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It was whatever, the beginning of that final line.

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And basically, I went back and did almost all of the side stuff.

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So all of the relationship building missions, they're all done.

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Pan Am, Judy, Claire, Rogue.

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Don't spoil too much because I haven't done all of them.

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But they're all done.

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And then as far as other side missions, I didn't really do a lot of them.

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And then I went back and chose the dialogues differently

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and ended up with the same ending that you got,

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where you get fucking blasted off into space.

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but just left me feeling a bit annoyed, if I'm honest,

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because you're left with a choice.

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or you can pull in Rogue's help,

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with the various people in this game,

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if you've reached a certain point,

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you can pull in your relationship partner.

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because I don't know what happens.

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and then it was Johnny and Rogue that did the heist.

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I was just disappointed that I couldn't go with Pan Am.

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Like, I couldn't do that.

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and she gets all pissed off,

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and you sort of say, like, I've got to do this, blah, blah, blah.

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And then, yeah, being shot into space, I didn't quite understand.

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I had to go to Reddit to really understand that ending,

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and there's a lot of theories surrounding that specific ending,

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which are very interesting.

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To be honest, I didn't understand it, but I just thought it was cool.

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So I was like, that'd do me.

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But, see, I can't remember now.

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It was fucking years ago I finished.

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But that Pan Am bitch, who is my lover,

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we ended up getting some swanky pad and living there.

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But then I also went to space, so how did I do both of them?

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You're in the swanky pad, and basically, her group is moving.

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They're leaving the city.

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Yeah, I remember now, yeah.

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And she says, like, come with me, and you say, I can't.

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Because you only have a couple more months left to live,

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which I didn't know that was the case.

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I thought the whole point of either Johnny or you going off with Ault

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was so that you could be fucking saved, but apparently not.

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And yeah, as V, you say, no, I've got unfinished business that needs,

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unfinished biz that needs to be taken care of.

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So she gets annoyed, but sort of understands the situation as well.

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And then, yeah, you get shot off into space by a geezer called Mr. Blue Eyes.

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He's the geezer, and you do actually meet him in the game itself.

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And there is like a little storyline to him, but really not a whole lot.

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And yeah, you go up into space and it's one last heist.

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There's a casino that's in space.

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which is being shut down for a very brief period

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throughout this very specific day.

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And the final scene is you exiting your like craft

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and floating off towards the casino with a handgun.

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And I said to Steph, I was like, that's not a fucking working space anyway.

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But that and then end roll credits.

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So I Googled it and Reddit was basically saying that.

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So you're given months left to live as V now that you've got rid of Johnny.

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And Mr. Blue Eyes tells you that when the Arasaka building started to go down

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and everything was hitting the fan, his team went in

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and stole all of their Intel and their technology.

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And then there's a sliver of dialogue that Mr. Bright Mr. Blue Eyes says to you

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where it's along the lines of you'll do anything for the slightest chance of survival.

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And basically, people are saying that the Arasaka had the technology to keep V alive

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and prevent him from dying.

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Mr. Blue Eyes has stolen that technology and is in turn getting V to do this one last heart,

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like do this heist.

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And then he's going to give him that technology to keep him alive so that he won't in fact die.

284
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But it's just a theory.

285
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But it kind of matches up, which basically for that ending made it seem a lot better to me

286
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because I thought after all of that just watching you fucking blast off into space

287
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like a bit of rubbish was a bit meh.

288
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You know me, going into space means I like it.

289
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I did save this yesterday because I did see this and it was Cyberpunk Phantom Liberty.

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And that's just reminded me, one of the points that they're doing

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is a promise to save V's life so there is a way to keep him prolonged, I guess.

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Top to bottom overhaul.

293
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Rewrites the DNA of Cyberpunk, different from the vanilla game.

294
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Spy thriller genre. New storyline. New characters. New unexplored part. Dogtown.

295
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Expands the story. Promise to save V's life. Idris Elba and Keanu Reeves.

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Dogtown walk off from the city. V can enter and leave town.

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All systems changed and entirely redone. Slash entirely redone.

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A lot more robust cybernetics. More gameplay options. Abilities are now more like perks.

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Reworked skill trees. Police response totally revamped. Seemingly implies new ending.

300
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S. Brackets. Yep.

301
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No longer limited to on foot combat. Introduces vehicular combat.

302
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Weapon mounted vehicles. Aim out the window and fire.

303
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We would melee weapons on motorcycles.

304
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So I'm very excited. I've also been playing Cyberpunk.

305
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Does that mean we'll have to play the story again to get a different ending?

306
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Well, depends on your save points I guess. I don't know.

307
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Yeah, because when you come to the end of the credits it gives you some rewards for finishing the game.

308
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And then yeah, it starts you straight back to just before you enter that building to begin the last steps.

309
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It annoys me. Because whenever I'm playing it, whenever I finish a mission,

310
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it automatically sets back to that meet that bitch at Embers or whatever.

311
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For fuck's sake. Which does a way to just untrack that thing.

312
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I don't know why it annoys me, but it does.

313
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I've been playing it a lot myself when I haven't been playing Remnant.

314
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And there's something about it. There's something so saucy about Cyberpunk.

315
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And I don't know what it is. I've been doing some side quests, but I don't want to do the side quests.

316
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Because it makes me sad that I'll end up doing them all and I'll have nothing left.

317
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Yeah, I've left a handful.

318
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Yeah, so I've been doing some, but I've just been taking my time.

319
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So any combat bits, I've been sneaking around. I've got the massive jump, massive leap.

320
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So I end up always just on the top of buildings with sniper rifles.

321
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Just taking them out and then hacking people and going up behind them.

322
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I do hope that they've got a different animation for when you grab someone from behind.

323
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Yeah, it's a bit...

324
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Because it annoys me that you can either put them to sleep or you can kill them.

325
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The only way you kill them is by snapping their neck.

326
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I've got fucking blades coming out my arms.

327
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Yeah, why can't I do something like that?

328
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Let me impale them or cut their throat or something.

329
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So hopefully they do some more animations for that.

330
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Yeah, the game is just so saucy. What side quests did I do?

331
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It was fucking... The side quests are just so nuts.

332
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The cut scenes and the story and I'll just get so invested in it.

333
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It's like a simulator.

334
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I don't know if you ever played Deus Ex, but they're like simulator games.

335
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But they are just action RPGs.

336
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There's something about them where you can interact with so many objects.

337
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Open doors and fucking windows and shit.

338
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Cyberpunk's definitely got that cool fucking vibe to it.

339
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I'm literally that...

340
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I get that invested in it.

341
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I'll drive all the way back to the apartment just because I haven't slept for a while.

342
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I feel like I actually need to sleep.

343
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So I'll go back to sleep.

344
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And then when I get up in the morning, I'll go and shower and have a piss.

345
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Yeah, I was never doing that.

346
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I just love all that shit.

347
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I think I went into my apartment like twice.

348
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I love it. You sit down, you can watch fucking full feature films.

349
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There's full films on there.

350
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Yeah, I remember seeing shit like that.

351
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It's fucking mental.

352
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Such a good game. I'm so gassed for Phantom Libby.

353
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:09,000
Oh, yeah. I am very happy with the playthroughs that I've done.

354
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And I hadn't played Cyberpunk for Christ, almost like two weeks, really.

355
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So I thought I'd finished it yesterday, like the second ending.

356
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Yeah, I thought I'd best jump on and have a little go.

357
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And it was just so, so fresh and felt really good.

358
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Obviously, the guns felt completely differently because we've been playing so much Remnant 2.

359
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The aim assist on Remnant 2 compared to Cyberpunk is a complete different ballgame.

360
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That shit is fucking...

361
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It might as well not have aim assist on it because I don't know what...

362
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That's probably why Remnant 2 feels so fucking good when you're shooting things.

363
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Because you hit them.

364
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:59,000
Yeah, because it's basically just fucking holding your hand for it, but without you realizing.

365
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So once you get past that point, it's absolutely fine.

366
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:07,000
But yeah, very excited for the DLC.

367
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I'm intrigued to see how the story works because if V...

368
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I'd imagine that's why they're including that because if V doesn't survive in basically any of the fucking endings,

369
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how do you have DLC? Is it before any of this? Is it after? I don't really know what the case is.

370
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I'm trying not to look too much into it personally.

371
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I want to be surprised.

372
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It just says a promise to bracket... to quote, quotation marks, save his life.

373
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So I'm guessing, I don't know, maybe part of this expansion is a promise that they can save your life.

374
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That's why you go do it.

375
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:41,000
Yeah, I feel like there's...

376
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But going from the blood and wine expansion for the Witcher,

377
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which they're saying is equivalent to possibly bigger,

378
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then that's like the biggest...

379
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It's a disservice to call this DLC as one of the developers has always stated.

380
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This isn't DLC, this is expansion.

381
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They're different things.

382
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This is like the Witcher has got Hearts of Stone DLC,

383
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which is really long storyline and adds loads of new perks

384
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and fucking like a whole new system to put runes in your swords and all sorts of shit.

385
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And then you had blood and wine come out, which was like fucking levels above that.

386
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Whole new map, fucking side quests everywhere.

387
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It's just a whole new map basically.

388
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It's like opening a new game and going, oh wow, there's shit everywhere.

389
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And that's what this is akin to.

390
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So it's going to be like another fucking probably 15, 20 hours worth of stuff if you want to go and do it all.

391
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Which I'm fucking all here for.

392
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I'm all here for it.

393
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,000
But yeah, I'm really hammering two mines.

394
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Because when it comes out, I'm going to want to do it.

395
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Do I want to start the game again and work my way up to that?

396
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Or do I just go in and do it?

397
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:04,000
But I also want to play the game again with all the new bits added.

398
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Do you know what I mean?

399
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,000
I want to be able to shoot.

400
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:10,000
Because there's bits in the game, I think it's early on, right at the start.

401
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:14,000
I remember playing it and fucking trying to get away from people.

402
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,000
I'm like, how do I shoot at this fucking car?

403
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,000
Oh, you can't?

404
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,000
What the fuck am I doing then?

405
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,000
Jackie's doing it.

406
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It would be nice if there was a new game plus implemented into it.

407
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So that you could retain all of your stuff, but then start all over again.

408
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So that it would make the experience completely different, but at the same time, slightly faster.

409
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Because I, having been someone who's just basically completed it, I won't be doing the story, like starting it again.

410
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And I feel like I've got enough content left over for me to experience all the changes they've made, let alone the fucking expansion that they're adding to it.

411
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But also, yeah, I just don't want to do it again because it's still fresh.

412
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I'll definitely play it again at some point.

413
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Might not be when the expansion comes out.

414
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,000
I might play the expansion then start again.

415
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,000
But it's just one of them games I like playing.

416
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:08,000
And if they add all this stuff in, it's going to make the vanilla game so much better anyway.

417
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:16,000
Obviously, I'm coming from a position where much like with Game of Thrones, for example, where I'm watching it fucking long after anyone else's where it's been current.

418
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So yeah, you're talking, what was it, like three years that it's been out, something like that.

419
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So you've got people like yourself, Mark, Connor, fucking loads of other people that played Cyberpunk on release.

420
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So I've waited that long for additional content to come out.

421
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So we're obviously in different ballgames, but either way, we're going to fucking love it.

422
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It's going to be sick.

423
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It's already been purchased by myself and by you.

424
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So I'm ready to fucking go with it.

425
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I can't wait.

426
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And I've got it on the calendar as well.

427
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So I'm not going to miss it.

428
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I haven't actually purchased it yet.

429
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,000
Oh, have you not? I thought you had.

430
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You were waiting.

431
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,000
Yeah, there's no point.

432
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I can buy it whenever I don't get anything benefit from doing it now.

433
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,000
Yeah, true.

434
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What I did buy today was the Starfield upgrade thing.

435
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,000
So I get to play on the first.

436
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,000
I'm not going to bother.

437
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000
You're going to wait till the sixth.

438
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,000
There's no point.

439
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,000
How much is it?

440
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,000
30 quid.

441
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,000
Yeah, I'm not paying that.

442
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,000
But it's I'm not paying 30 quid to get it a couple of days early.

443
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I can't bother.

444
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,000
Well, it's not really you get stuff with it.

445
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:23,000
It's as if you've so you've got the game and you're paying the extra to get to the premium edition.

446
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So you get loads of other stuff.

447
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,000
But obviously, I don't own the game.

448
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000
But because I've got game pass, I own the game.

449
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Do you know what I mean?

450
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Yeah, I was going to fucking wait until it's out just to just to say I'll let you early boys fucking work out all the kinks and then I'll have the little day one patch come out, please.

451
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And I'm too impatient to be patient for that.

452
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Plus the fucking DLC on on Elder Scrolls online is about 30 quid.

453
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So I'd rather throw it on Necron than than have early access for Starfield.

454
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You feel me?

455
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,000
I feel you.

456
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Although I don't understand your reasoning, but Remnant, I've I've I thought that's what you sent me yesterday.

457
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,000
You thought that was the fucking end?

458
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:08,000
Because I thought I was at the end of Remnant before I went to the wedding.

459
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Been at a wedding, by the way.

460
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,000
It was wonderful.

461
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:15,000
Congratulations to the happy couple.

462
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:18,000
I was playing it and I finished that biome that we were doing.

463
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The sewers.

464
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,000
Oh, some.

465
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The bloodborne shit.

466
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Lone or what?

467
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The bloodborne world.

468
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

469
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I finished that.

470
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That's a cool world, man.

471
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,000
That's sick.

472
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Probably the best one so far.

473
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,000
I finished that.

474
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Killed the final boss on my own.

475
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One banged him.

476
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,000
Yeah.

477
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Normally the world bosses are difficult.

478
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

479
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Slaps him.

480
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I'll probably get a completely fucking different one.

481
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Quite possibly.

482
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And then I don't think because I showed you that gun I got.

483
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I didn't get that gun from that world boss.

484
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000
It was like another sub boss that I got it from.

485
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That's the fucking sickest gun.

486
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:56,000
I've realized that I've been at a disadvantage the whole time we've been playing.

487
00:21:56,000 --> 00:22:00,000
I haven't used any gun that's got an intrinsic perk.

488
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,000
You know what I mean?

489
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,000
So I've just been using the basic gun.

490
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,000
Yeah, same with me.

491
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:07,000
And the basic fucking pistol and a basic sword.

492
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,000
Now I've got that.

493
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,000
It's fucking nuts.

494
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:13,000
It fires like a DMR.

495
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:16,000
So it's one shot, bang, bang, bang.

496
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:19,000
And then it says you can enter the wraith world or something.

497
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,000
And then you go all like ethereal.

498
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,000
So you're like see-through.

499
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:25,000
And then it turns into a fully automatic.

500
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:30,000
And it also, you can also, I think every time you hit, it gives you health back.

501
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,000
And you're really hard to hit.

502
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,000
I don't know if you can be hit because you're ethereal.

503
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000
It's fucking sick.

504
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,000
Yeah, yeah.

505
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:41,000
I think it was like it reduces your 75% or some shit like that.

506
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,000
It's fucking cool.

507
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,000
It looked very cool.

508
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:50,000
Because now that you've said that, I might swap from my LMG to one or the other.

509
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:53,000
You know, the one I've got that shoots that big arc out.

510
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,000
I might swap to say something like that.

511
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,000
Because yeah, I agree.

512
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:04,000
My setup that I've got, the engineer, is designed around heavy weapons.

513
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:07,000
I haven't actually come across any heavy weapons.

514
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:11,000
I think by heavy weapons, I mean if I put my turret down and pick the fucking thing up,

515
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,000
that's a heavy weapon.

516
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:18,000
So my LMG that I've put all that time and effort into leveling up, I really don't.

517
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:22,000
I mean, it's a good gun because I like how much you can just keep fucking wailing into people.

518
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,000
But yeah, I'm with you.

519
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:27,000
I might try and explore some of them other weapons because some of them are fucking,

520
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,000
some of them are sick, man.

521
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:31,000
That one that we both got where it shoots the discs is a bit shit.

522
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,000
That's not one of the first ones.

523
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,000
Yeah, constantly reload the fucking disc thing.

524
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,000
That's a bit annoying.

525
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:41,000
But the one that I've got with the arc, it's a special thing.

526
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:47,000
You shoot out this supernova ball, kind of like the Warlock from Destiny.

527
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,000
And then...

528
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,000
Nova bomb.

529
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:55,000
Yeah, and then if you shoot it, it blows up and does a shit ton of damage.

530
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:59,000
But the radius of it is quite big, so if you get too close, it just fucks you up as well.

531
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:03,000
But I feel like that kind of stuff.

532
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:09,000
This game, I swear to God, if any of you are looking for a co-op, not even co-op,

533
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:12,000
you can play it solo like the pair of us have.

534
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:17,000
It's way more fucking safer when you're playing it with someone else because it is a bit scary.

535
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:20,000
I won't lie. It's a bit like, oh.

536
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:28,000
But this game for 40 quid is, oh, I know we say it all the time, blah, blah, blah.

537
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000
But this game is fucking sick.

538
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,000
It is a sick game, though.

539
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:38,000
This game has come out of nowhere and completely fucking swept me off of my feet

540
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:42,000
and just shoved its tongue down my throat and I'm letting it happen.

541
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:45,000
I'm even having a grope myself because it's just fucking...

542
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,000
This game is... I can't get over it.

543
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:51,000
I told you it's got the secret sauce. It's got some sauce in it. It's magical.

544
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:55,000
And I want to see what the end game is like because I hope it just doesn't just stop.

545
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:58,000
Like that it can carry on with whatever and there is something.

546
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:04,000
It doesn't stop. I know you can carry on as much as you want, but I don't know what that means.

547
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:08,000
I know it's probably just going to be re-rolling worlds, but how that works.

548
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:12,000
Do you re-roll worlds and get the same bosses? And if you do, what's the benefit of that?

549
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:16,000
I don't know. All this stuff will become apparent.

550
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:21,000
Your weapon is called Nightfall and you get Dreadwalker, which enter the nightmare realm.

551
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:27,000
Nightfall gains infinite ammo, a 25% fire rate increase, 10% life steal, which is fucking mental.

552
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:32,000
And becomes fully automatic. The world will become significantly harder to hit while moving,

553
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:38,000
disables other weapons and skills for the duration or until Dreadwalker is deactivated at last 10 seconds.

554
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:42,000
Yeah, and it looks sick. It sounds sick. The screen goes all funny.

555
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:46,000
I'm invisible, like, ethereal. And the gun goes...

556
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:53,000
And anything, any game that I play, especially roguelike, if there's any life steal, I'm all over it.

557
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:59,000
Because I like a way... I like an... I always like an emergency fuck me button where I can press it and get health back.

558
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:06,000
Yeah, because we've got one of the rings, haven't we, where every kill it gives you, it starts to regenerate your health over 10 seconds.

559
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:09,000
So I might put that one back on to be fair.

560
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:14,000
But it's the... I haven't really played co-op much in my life.

561
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:17,000
Many said I don't have any friends.

562
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,000
No fucking friends.

563
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:23,000
No, I have friends, but they just don't play games like I do.

564
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:26,000
That's a common theme to be fair in the gaming world. The amount of people that we know gaming.

565
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:31,000
I know, I know. I've got friends that play games, but, you know, a lot of my friends are just, I just play FIFA.

566
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:35,000
I just play COD. Do you know what I mean? And they're just not going to be buying Remnant.

567
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:43,000
So there's just no point. But this is... Of the co-op games I have ever seen, this has got to be the most perfect co-op game ever.

568
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:48,000
Because I literally... I put it on yesterday. I don't need headphones on. I don't really care that much.

569
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:58,000
I put it on, I ran around, I finished the biome. And then if I go on it tonight and you're on it, I can jump in, finish your biome, carry on, jump back into mine.

570
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000
And you're just... It doesn't matter.

571
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:05,000
This is how it works, everybody. It's listening. Open your fucking ears. Kyle, fucking listen, alright?

572
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:08,000
Put down the dishes and listen to this motherfucker.

573
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:14,000
You can... You join someone's world and then all you have to do is wait for them to hit a very...

574
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:20,000
One of the various checkpoints that's knocking around, much like a Soulsborne game, hitting a checkpoint, resets the fucking whole world.

575
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,000
All the enemies come back, blah, blah, blah.

576
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:30,000
But the gear that you get in that co-op is shared.

577
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:36,000
Not completely, but like you might get something different to what I'm getting. It's all RNG based.

578
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000
But either way, the gear is there.

579
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:44,000
The distance between gaining such gear is unlimited, so I can be on one side of the map, and they are big maps.

580
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:51,000
And Ash can be on the complete opposite side of the map, doing something completely different, which happens multiple times.

581
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:56,000
And if I loot something, he fucking gets it. If he loots something, I fucking get it.

582
00:27:56,000 --> 00:28:07,000
And all the progression that you make in someone else's world in terms of levels, fucking currency, gear, all of that shit,

583
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:11,000
traits, they all stay with you when you leave that system.

584
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:14,000
When you leave that game, they stay with you.

585
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:21,000
But the best bit about it is that the way Remnant 2 works is it's all procedurally generated.

586
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,000
It's all random.

587
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:30,000
So Ash's world that he's currently in, we could be in the exact same world, but the layout can be completely different.

588
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:34,000
The bosses can be completely different. Everything can be different, but it can be the same place.

589
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:43,000
So, which, weirdly, we have followed the same worlds, which I find odd because it is random.

590
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:52,000
But it makes it so much easier to be able to jump in and out of co-op, because even though if I do an area with Ash and we finish it,

591
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:57,000
if I'm doing the same area when I'm done and I decide to play solo again, I've got to do that area again.

592
00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:04,000
The fact that it is completely different to the area I have just done and the bosses and everything are different,

593
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:12,000
they can sometimes be the same, but the chances are that they're going to be different, makes it so much more easier to jump in and out of shit.

594
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:17,000
Yeah, so much more fun. So fucking, so fresh and it all scales.

595
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,000
So when you join with someone, it isn't like it's piss.

596
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:25,000
Some of it was like that fucking big pig boss that battered me and then we both spawned in and fucked it up.

597
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:28,000
That was hilarious. Oh, mate, I've got the clips for that.

598
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,000
That was jokes, wasn't it?

599
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000
It was sort of, I was like, ah!

600
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:41,000
This big old fucking, like this pit thing and I was waiting for a door to open and this big ass fucking pig spawned and it just rocked my shit.

601
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:48,000
And then Ash come and fucking, he was dead at the time, but he come back and then the pair of us just battered this thing.

602
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:51,000
It felt like we were cheating. We melted the boss that fast.

603
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,000
Yeah, we both had the same fucking skills on and just basically...

604
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:58,000
The thing is because it was a tight area and we all just whacked down every ability we had.

605
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:01,000
We had space crabs going out, explosions, you had turrets.

606
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,000
We had the fucking four earthquakes going.

607
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:08,000
And we were shooting him. So yeah, it was just game over for him. There was nowhere he could run.

608
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:12,000
He melted so quick. But it's stuff like that that makes it so fucking fun.

609
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:21,000
And the best bit that I really, really, really, really enjoy about this game, and I really fucking enjoy it because I feel like it just doesn't happen all too often,

610
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:25,000
is that the bosses have mechanics. I love that.

611
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:35,000
You can't just fucking hold the trigger down and then as long as you fucking don't get hit by stuff, there is genuine, you have to do certain things in order to beat this boss.

612
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:40,000
They're not stupid either. Not like Destiny bosses where I just think it's too much.

613
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:46,000
Obviously you get the raids and that and then you need six people. You shoot this planet, then stand on this specific fucking pad.

614
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:52,000
And then we'll do these seven other things and then it'll be damage phasing. We'll do like five percent of its health.

615
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:59,000
And we have to do that another 25 times. It's not that there's this light mechanics, but enough to feel rewarding.

616
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:08,000
And then, yeah, like you just said, the biome that we just did Wednesday, I jumped back into your world to see what you were doing.

617
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:12,000
And you were on a boss. I watched you get whooped, walked in there.

618
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:17,000
But you'd followed a completely different storyline and it was a completely different final world boss.

619
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:21,000
I was like, oh, we didn't do this boss last time. Yeah, it was all completely different for me.

620
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:25,000
And then obviously I end up, I was watching him for fucking ages as well.

621
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:33,000
And then when I, when he touched the crystal and I spawned in, I had the fucking list of gear that I'd watched you accumulate.

622
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:37,000
He'd go, ching ching ching ching ching. Just I didn't know I was getting what you were getting. I didn't know that was a thing either.

623
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:46,000
So yeah, if you, if you join someone's world, you don't instantly spawn in. They have to hit, either they have to die or they have to go and hit a checkpoint.

624
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:55,000
And yeah, I didn't realize that the loot that I or anyone that you join picks up, you retain that from just fucking watching.

625
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:58,000
I find that that's fucking sick. I love that. That's really cool.

626
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:04,000
It was like three rings that you picked up and then like all this material and that is so cool.

627
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:11,000
But yeah, I've done that. And then after that, I won't spoil it, but you go back to the lab, Brimph and you have to do something.

628
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:17,000
And then it feels like it's the last biome, but I don't think it is like on the wheel of places.

629
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:23,000
Yeah. But yeah, it feels like it should be the last biome, the way they've put you in it and stuff.

630
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:28,000
So I don't, I don't really know what's going on now, but I'll tell you something. It's fucking a lot harder than all the other ones.

631
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:35,000
Yeah, I got, I played it a little bit and it pissed me off. It's the first time I've been pissed off on the game.

632
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:41,000
Apart from trying to get that fucking blood moon shit. Oh, sure. I was like, this, this is one. I need grease.

633
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:50,000
So mine was that boss that I was doing where it had the fucking the one with the four swords spinning around with the big old eye at the back.

634
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:54,000
That was the first one, wasn't it? Yeah. Fucking hell. That thing, man. That was, oh,

635
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:59,000
they wound me up. They wound me up because of that fucking white mechanic where you have to jump over to the thing.

636
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:03,000
Yeah. I didn't feel like a lot of the time it give you enough time to get over there.

637
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:12,000
But again, again, the fucking the mechanics of the boss fights, the mechanics aren't that difficult and they aren't that there's not that many of them.

638
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:19,000
Like a boss might have three mechanics that you've got to do and maybe a fucking a wipe that you've got to you've got to avoid.

639
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:25,000
But it's not like they're doing the mechanics and then there's a fucking two minute gap and then they do the mechanics again.

640
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:30,000
It's like every 10 seconds they're doing these mechanics. So you're constantly moving, constantly fucking rushing around,

641
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:37,000
which I think is what makes the the boss fight so much more like interactive,

642
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:44,000
so much more engaging because you are constantly on the move. I love it. It's great. Such a good game.

643
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:50,000
It's a really good game. I'm looking forward to playing it more. Looking forward to finishing it. I'm looking forward to getting more loot.

644
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:55,000
I'm looking forward to the DLCs. Looking forward to all of it. I'm enjoying it a great deal.

645
00:33:55,000 --> 00:34:01,000
I'm looking forward to playing it. Maybe tonight. I think it's current gen only as well.

646
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:08,000
I don't know about that. Maybe. Should be. I don't I don't I don't think that it is on a quick Google.

647
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:16,000
I don't think that it is on the lower. I say lower peasant consoles on the fucking peasant consoles.

648
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:24,000
No, yeah, it is literally Remnant 2 will not be on PS4 and Xbox one regarding console support.

649
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:31,000
You can only access Remnant 2 on PS5 and Xbox Series S and X. I did not know this.

650
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:42,000
Remnant 2 on sorry on PC as well, which is more of that where we've spoken about it many times before heading into that making games

651
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:47,000
only for the current gen and not the previous gen slowly sleep.

652
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:57,000
I'm seeping away from from all of that, which I think is a good thing. It has to happen sooner rather than later because otherwise there's no point having a fucking new console.

653
00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:14,000
But we've should probably move on to what is potentially the most exciting bit of gaming news ever.

654
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:19,000
Okay, I'm excited because I don't know what you're about to say. Is it ESO?

655
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:28,000
Okay, no, it's nothing to do with ESO. What is it? Well, obviously, it's not World of Warcraft, is it? The Red Dead 1 port come out.

656
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:44,000
How fantastic. How great is that? The Red Dead Redemption 1 has been ported over to PS4, Xbox One, Xbox Series S, X, PS5, PC.

657
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:59,000
Fucking hell, this game fucking hell. And you want to hear the best bit about it. Red Dead Redemption 1, a game that let me just quickly get it up for you,

658
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:12,000
which come out in May 2010. Wow. So 13 years old is on the PlayStation Store. Red Dead Redemption 1 is support.

659
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:19,000
They've done nothing. Just tell me the price. No updates, no nothing. They've literally just fucking given you the code to this.

660
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:26,000
40 pounds. Same price as Remnant.

661
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:35,000
It's fucking 40 quid. Not even with the, oh, if you've owned it before, you can have it for free.

662
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:50,000
You know what? It is actually in some circumstances, if you're lucky enough, it is cheaper to buy a PS3 with Red Dead Redemption 1 than it is to spend the 40 quid buying a fucking port on the PlayStation Store.

663
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:55,000
It's criminal. What a fucking cash grab. Who the fuck asked for that?

664
00:36:55,000 --> 00:37:06,000
The thing that pisses me off is if you've owned that before, you should just get that for free because this is the same. So is it actually exactly the same? They've done nothing.

665
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:15,000
Yes. Nothing, nothing. Red Dead Redemption 1 port. Just so we don't get ourselves into any hot water.

666
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:26,000
I believe it is exactly the same. Yeah. Okay. That's fucking terrible.

667
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:46,000
It is. Yeah, it's it's there was so here, obviously it looks slightly different on the Switch as opposed to everything else, i.e. it does look rougher. But other than that, there's been zero change whatsoever because that's what a port is.

668
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:56,000
They don't change anything. They just fucking port it over. It's like when you emulate something, you ain't changing anything. You're literally just making it so that I can access this on a different fucking console.

669
00:37:56,000 --> 00:38:07,000
Which, like I say, if you own the game, you should get it for free because you've already bought the game and you're in a position where you can't play it on your console because you've upgraded console.

670
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:23,000
Then they should let me play it on my new console. I own the game. Give it to me. When you have something like the PlayStation Plus tiers, which I might remind you, some of those tiers allow you to stream PS3 games and play them whenever you want.

671
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:37,000
To then have Red Dead Redemption 1 not on there and to put it as a port and then charge 40 quid when you've got a whole plethora of games on that fucking catalog that you can stream is criminal.

672
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:47,000
It's disgusting. What a fucking cash grab you robbing bastards. And I know that people will buy it as well because people will be intrigued. They'll want to see it.

673
00:38:47,000 --> 00:39:02,000
Yeah, I mean, it is a good game. I enjoyed it a lot. But that's, I mean, there'll be a market for it. There'll be people that have played Red Dead 2 and never played Red Dead 1 and be like, well, fuck me. There's an opportunity to play it now.

674
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:12,000
But it don't feel disgusting to me. That's rough. That's dirty.

675
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:29,000
What's even worse is that you can get the Red Dead Redemption and Red Dead Redemption 2 bundle for 56 quid. So what they're saying is that Red Dead 2 is only worth 16 quid, but the port of Red Dead 1 is worth 40.

676
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:32,000
Yeah, that's it. Just don't sit right. Does it?

677
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:48,000
I don't. I really, really don't understand why that was everything that's been done. On the other hand, what also come out was the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, which is sort of like another Dead by Daylight type game.

678
00:39:48,000 --> 00:40:05,000
Me and Mark watched some like gameplay, IGN review of it. Wasn't that great comeback. Just saying, OK, some very smart ideas there. Definitely intriguing. But we're both going to employ the tactic of give it a couple of weeks.

679
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:14,000
Let the reviews come rolling in, see what people are actually saying that the bugs fucking work themselves out. And then we'll probably probably jump on that.

680
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:23,000
But I know that not a lot of people that listen to this, including yourself, are that much infantilized with games like Dead by Daylight.

681
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:30,000
So I saw I saw it and it as some people say, and it's actually pretty fucking good.

682
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:36,000
I can't. I would imagine that it is because Dead by Daylight had a really, really rough start.

683
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:46,000
Really rough to the point where you like no one was playing it when you queued up. There was there was nothing we would wait hours for something to pop up and then all of a sudden it got really popular and is actually quite decent game.

684
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:57,000
It's quite janky. It's definitely a cult following type of game. You don't play Dead by Daylight just to piss around. You kind of have to like it's like Marmite.

685
00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:09,000
So I'm hoping that this is sort of similar to that because it's a nice new twist and me and Mark like playing shit like that because it's just that kind of stuff where if you're into it, you can pick it up and put it down whenever you want.

686
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:19,000
It's interesting. I rate it. I will swerve it. But I rate it. That's absolutely fine.

687
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:25,000
I've been I've been playing a lot of DayZ. I put a lot of time into DayZ.

688
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:30,000
Let me see if I can find it because I was looking through your hours played. What have you just sent me?

689
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:42,000
Well, just for context, I've been playing this character since the last character died. I had a lot of gear. A lot, a lot of gear. Probably the most gear I've ever been.

690
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,000
Right.

691
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,000
And I logged in.

692
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,000
Yeah.

693
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:55,000
On Wednesday night, I believe it was. It was because it was after you said, right, I'm done. I'm going to bed. Remnant 2.

694
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:58,000
Oh, yeah, because I completely forgot that you were at a wedding.

695
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:05,000
I just wonder why in the morning I was going to send you a text while I like quarter to seven you were banging on the place. I said, surely he's not doing it for what?

696
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,000
You're supposed to watch the video.

697
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,000
Oh, you want me to watch it?

698
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,000
Yeah, well, because I need your reaction.

699
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,000
Oh, sorry.

700
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:13,000
So, yeah, you said Remnant 2.

701
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,000
Oh, is this? Oh, this is Remnant, is it?

702
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:18,000
No, this is DayZ. You said Remnant 2 is over.

703
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:19,000
Oh, it is DayZ.

704
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:22,000
And I said, OK, no worries. I'll speak to you tomorrow.

705
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,000
OK.

706
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,000
And I put DayZ on and this is what happened.

707
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:28,000
They're going to have a minute of silence here.

708
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:31,000
Just so you can get your reaction, really.

709
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:34,000
Is that playing? No, it is.

710
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,000
Oh, it's loading.

711
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,000
Why is it loading? Why is it taking so long?

712
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,000
I'm spawning in.

713
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,000
Well, it takes this long to fucking-

714
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:42,000
Just watch the video.

715
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:45,000
I am on 30 seconds in.

716
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:48,000
You couldn't have cropped this down.

717
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:51,000
40. Oh.

718
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:54,000
Where the fuck are you?

719
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:58,000
Who's that?

720
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,000
What's that?

721
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,000
Yeah.

722
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,000
No, what was that?

723
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,000
So what had happened?

724
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,000
What the fuck was that?

725
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:05,000
Let me explain, ladies and gentlemen,

726
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,000
what I just fucking see.

727
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:09,000
I just see Ash spawn into what looked like he was underground,

728
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,000
but in a building, and then he's spun around

729
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:14,000
and there was a person already aiming a gun at him

730
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,000
and then proceeded to shoot him in the face.

731
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:21,000
So what happened was when you log into DayZ every time,

732
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:24,000
I don't know if this happens on PC,

733
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,000
but it's always happened every time I've ever played it,

734
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:30,000
and I use it to my advantage, wherever you logged out,

735
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,000
obviously you log back in, you're in the same place you left it,

736
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,000
for like the first five, 10 seconds,

737
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:37,000
you can't see any floor, buildings, assets.

738
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,000
You can see items, but you can't see anything else.

739
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:43,000
So I'd do a quick 360, see if there's any items in my vicinity

740
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:47,000
so I know when it all pops in and the building's loading,

741
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,000
I know that there's a Steadjammer over there somewhere,

742
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,000
and I'll go find it.

743
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:55,000
So I logged out in an army base,

744
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:58,000
so when I logged back in there,

745
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:01,000
and all the assets I could see was all that wood,

746
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,000
that's someone building a base.

747
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:07,000
So I spawned in where someone was building a base,

748
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:10,000
and as I was like, holy fuck, I'm in someone's base,

749
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:13,000
I turned around, he was already in the base,

750
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:17,000
building his base, saw me and went, goodbye, and ended me.

751
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:21,000
And bearing in mind, I don't know how many people played DayZ,

752
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:23,000
that map is fucking massive.

753
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:24,000
That's crazy.

754
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:27,000
So to spawn in to a place where some guy decided to pitch up

755
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:30,000
and build is so unlucky.

756
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:33,000
Also, if he wasn't there, I'd have had the time of my life.

757
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:37,000
I spawned in his base where he is storing all his stuff.

758
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:40,000
I could have literally just stole all his shit.

759
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,000
How do you go about building bases on that game?

760
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:45,000
Or, even better, I could have fucking,

761
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:48,000
I could have changed all the locks, all the codes on his locks,

762
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:51,000
and then that base would be mine.

763
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:52,000
Yeah.

764
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,000
Because you can get a...

765
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:57,000
Is it literally like to say, I wanted to build a fucking shed,

766
00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:00,000
I'd have to go and find the individual bits of wood,

767
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:03,000
and prop them up, dig the holes.

768
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,000
Yeah, exactly that.

769
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,000
You'd need shovels, axes.

770
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,000
Fuck you, Neil.

771
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:11,000
You chop your trees down, then you chop the wood up,

772
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,000
and then you have to carry the wood,

773
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,000
which makes you walk very slow,

774
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,000
and then you have to...

775
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,000
Say, if you want to build a fence, right?

776
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:21,000
But there was loads of fucking wood there,

777
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,000
so that must have taken him forever.

778
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,000
I looked at his profile, he had like over a thousand hours.

779
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,000
No wonder he killed you on sight, he probably won't risk it.

780
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,000
No, exactly, and I respect it.

781
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,000
Because what I respect even more was this.

782
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:33,000
Ten seconds after that happened,

783
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,000
I got a friend request come through.

784
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:36,000
It was him.

785
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,000
It was him.

786
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:40,000
And I will tell you what he said to me,

787
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,000
and I will tell you what I said to him.

788
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,000
I won't read his name out,

789
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,000
because it's none of your fucking business.

790
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,000
Why not?

791
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,000
Well, because it's a gaming podcast,

792
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,000
it might be a decent shout out for him.

793
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,000
I'm not reading his name out.

794
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,000
Read his name out.

795
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:55,000
No, he said, hi.

796
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,000
I said, thanks.

797
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,000
Why did you say thanks?

798
00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:59,000
You logged in there.

799
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,000
I said, yeah, I wouldn't have even shot.

800
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,000
I was very confused.

801
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:04,000
He said, lol.

802
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:05,000
Sorry, bro.

803
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,000
You're the second one already.

804
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:08,000
Second one?

805
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:09,000
It's a military base.

806
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,000
So it's a very good place.

807
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,000
So everyone's going in.

808
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,000
So the best thing, military gear, best gear in a game.

809
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,000
That.

810
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:17,000
And also, it's a good place to log out.

811
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,000
So if I'm not going to play it for a day,

812
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,000
and the loot refreshes, I'll be like, right, let's have a look.

813
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,000
I was going to say, that is such a ballsy place to set up

814
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,000
at the same time, smart, because like you say,

815
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,000
that loot refresh, but setting up a base

816
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,000
in one of the most popular areas of DayZ.

817
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:30,000
Very difficult.

818
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,000
Big bollocks.

819
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,000
So yeah, he said, lol.

820
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:33,000
Sorry, bro.

821
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,000
You're the second one already.

822
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,000
Do you want your stuff back?

823
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:38,000
Oh, go on.

824
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:39,000
I said, no, it's all good, mate.

825
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,000
Part of the game.

826
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,000
Good luck.

827
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,000
He said, thank you, you too.

828
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,000
I said, I'm going to go and read a book or something.

829
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,000
Good luck.

830
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,000
And that was it.

831
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,000
But I would have got my stuff back.

832
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:50,000
I'll tell you why I didn't.

833
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,000
I had no idea where I fucking was.

834
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

835
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:54,000
There's no point in me going, oh, I will,

836
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,000
but how do we meet each other?

837
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:57,000
It's embarrassing.

838
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:58,000
So that's why you keep it.

839
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,000
And fair play, you know, it's not his fault.

840
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:04,000
If I was took back, if I had quickly unmuted my mic,

841
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,000
I would have said, oh.

842
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,000
But the fact that you spawned in

843
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:10,000
and he was already standing there right next to you,

844
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,000
already aiming a gun at you.

845
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,000
So that base looked quite big.

846
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:17,000
So how the fuck was he literally next to you?

847
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:20,000
He would have just been standing there,

848
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:21,000
doing whatever it was.

849
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:25,000
And as I've logged in, I hadn't moved for a few seconds

850
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:29,000
because I was like, oh, this is someone's base.

851
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:32,000
And as I turned around, yeah, he'd obviously been just seen.

852
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,000
He'd obviously clocked you and gone, all right.

853
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:35,000
He wouldn't be cheating.

854
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:38,000
I don't think you can cheat on Daisy console.

855
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:39,000
Probably not.

856
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:42,000
But yeah, it's more of a PC thing where cheaters are.

857
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:46,000
But yeah, I mean, excuse me, fair play to him.

858
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,000
He offered me my stuff back, you know,

859
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,000
but he's in his right mind to think fucking,

860
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:53,000
I'm not taking no chances because if he fucks me out,

861
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,000
I've got all my stuff here.

862
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:55,000
I've got a base here.

863
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:56,000
I can take over this base.

864
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,000
Lovely. Thanks for building that.

865
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,000
That's hard graft.

866
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,000
And yeah, I looked at his profile and he had like a thousand hours

867
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:04,000
in Daisy and I wouldn't have competed.

868
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:05,000
If I had managed to get my gun out,

869
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,000
he still would have fucked me up, I reckon.

870
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,000
So here's what it is.

871
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,000
I wouldn't have shot him.

872
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:11,000
I would have spoke first.

873
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,000
It's all part of the game, bro.

874
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:14,000
But yeah, it is.

875
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,000
It did feel very sour.

876
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,000
I was a little bit pissed off because I was like,

877
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,000
that's just such a doggy way to go.

878
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:23,000
You didn't even get a fucking chance to move.

879
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,000
The fucking assets hadn't even loaded in.

880
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:26,000
I don't even know where I was in the building.

881
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:27,000
Imagine that.

882
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:28,000
I can't remember where I logged out.

883
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:29,000
Imagine that for a quote.

884
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:34,000
I died so quickly in Daisy, the assets didn't even load in.

885
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:37,000
I didn't even know what floor of the building I was on.

886
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:40,000
Wait, but then again, this is how it goes, right?

887
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:43,000
So before that, I was playing and mate,

888
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,000
I couldn't have got more lucky.

889
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:48,000
I was playing and I thought I saw a geezer

890
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,000
and then I thought that couldn't have been.

891
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,000
Instantly my brain was like, no, it weren't.

892
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:53,000
So I just forgot about it.

893
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:54,000
Well, there was no geezer there.

894
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,000
There was no geezer there, whatever.

895
00:48:56,000 --> 00:49:00,000
This one at a military basis was just in a little town.

896
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:05,000
So I was running about and then I can't remember what I was doing,

897
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:09,000
but I laid down in the grass just outside the house.

898
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,000
I think I was reloading my clip or something.

899
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:14,000
I was doing something, so I shot some zombies or some shit.

900
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,000
So I was putting more bullets in my clip.

901
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:21,000
And as I was laying in this grass, just randomly in the middle of a town,

902
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:24,000
there's no reason for me to have done it.

903
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:27,000
I was just laying there and fucking the door,

904
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:30,000
the house that I was fucking laying in front of, the door opened.

905
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,000
And I was like, fuck.

906
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:37,000
A geezer come crouch walking out right in front of me in the grass

907
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:40,000
and just stopped where he'd obviously hit me

908
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:43,000
and wondered why he couldn't move no further.

909
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:48,000
I quickly put my fucking clip back in the gun and shot his shit up.

910
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:51,000
Fucked him up, bro, and I took all his stuff.

911
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:53,000
He's going to be fuming.

912
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:58,000
What had probably happened, I had seen a man, obviously.

913
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:01,000
He had probably seen me and hid.

914
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:04,000
But I didn't know, I had no idea he was there

915
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:07,000
or I hadn't even thought that there was a person after that.

916
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:12,000
So when he comes sneaking out, he's unlucky as fuck to walk into me.

917
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,000
Because he's just been popped.

918
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,000
Yeah, because I just fucked him up.

919
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:19,000
It's the same thing, man. You've always got to be on your toes.

920
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:24,000
The problem with DayZ is you go five, six, seven, eight hours without seeing anyone.

921
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:25,000
I love that.

922
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,000
So you get laxadaisical with it.

923
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:29,000
You think there'll be no one in here.

924
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:32,000
You go in that building, there'll be a geezer knowing you're coming.

925
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:36,000
Game over and you're like, I need to be more vigilant when I go in buildings.

926
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,000
So you'll start the game and you'll sneak around.

927
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:41,000
Five hours later, you'll be fucking sprinting around like a loon.

928
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:43,000
Same thing will happen.

929
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:47,000
I watch a lot of streams. When I go to bed, I watch a lot of DayZ things

930
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:50,000
because it's relaxing to watch, I find.

931
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:54,000
And yeah, every building they'll go in, they'll have their gun out

932
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:57,000
and they'll do that peek around the corner thing because they'll play first person.

933
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:59,000
Peek around the corner, have a look.

934
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:02,000
And I don't do that. You should check your corners, but I don't.

935
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:06,000
And that's why they live longer than I do, because I get impatient and I sprint in.

936
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:09,000
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the word of the week.

937
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:14,000
Lacksadaisical, lacking enthusiasm and determination, carelessly lazy.

938
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:22,000
Yeah, lacksadaisical. If you'd like that spelt as L-A-C-K-A-D-A-I-S-I-C-A-L.

939
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:26,000
I would do it in the phonetic alphabet, but we haven't got all fucking day.

940
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:33,000
But DayZ, the way that we speak about it, because obviously you play it much, much, much, much more than me.

941
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,000
I very much enjoyed it.

942
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:43,000
We make it sound like it's a very, very, very good fucking game.

943
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:47,000
And I can guarantee people who have either never heard of it or never played it

944
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:50,000
would load that game up and go, what the fuck is this?

945
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:55,000
Because it looks fucking awful and it feels awful, but it's great.

946
00:51:55,000 --> 00:52:00,000
It's just so janky, but it's so good.

947
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:06,000
There's a guy at work, he's one of my close friends actually, but I also work with him.

948
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:12,000
And he's a couple of times now, he listens to Pod, and he's asked me about DayZ.

949
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,000
I'm like, bro, don't even go there.

950
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:19,000
Because he's got a PS4 because he bought it once because he wanted to play GTA and COD and stuff like that.

951
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:23,000
Don't do it. I don't need to know anything else. That's it. Don't touch it.

952
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:27,000
You're not a gamer. He probably hasn't turned his PS4 on in six months.

953
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:28,000
Don't go anywhere near it.

954
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:32,000
And I'm just like, bro, leave it. It's not for you.

955
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:37,000
If you want some proper gaming experience, do what Dean did and fucking have Bloodborne or something like that.

956
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:38,000
But DayZ, don't touch it.

957
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:44,000
This is what I mean though. So coming from me saying don't do that is Dean.

958
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:50,000
Because Dean, he weren't a gamer. He'd only been a COD gamer.

959
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:53,000
That's all he'd really played, COD and FIFA when I met him.

960
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:57,000
And he was talking about games. And he mentioned Bloodborne.

961
00:52:57,000 --> 00:53:02,000
I was like, don't fucking touch Bloodborne. You're not a gamer. You're a COD gamer. That is all you are.

962
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:07,000
He got Bloodborne, become an accessory, got tattoos over it and platinumed it.

963
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:11,000
So who the fuck knows what sort of game you are? Maybe you just need that thing.

964
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:15,000
It is crazy. It's like obviously Mark's an avid gamer.

965
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:21,000
And I tell him so many times, Elden Ring, don't fucking go near it.

966
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:27,000
Do not touch it because he got Bloodborne and we played it together.

967
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:32,000
And he was like, no, this is I'm going to fucking put my telly through the wall.

968
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:39,000
And yeah, obviously when Elden Ring was at his height, I was saying to him how fucking sick it was and how much I loved it.

969
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:44,000
And at the same time, I was saying don't fucking touch it because you do not touch it.

970
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:49,000
The only reason that I ever managed to stick with Elden Ring was because of you.

971
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:53,000
That was the only reason I was ready to fucking send that thing through a window.

972
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:57,000
I was I was fucking screwing. Ash was on chat with me while I was kicking off.

973
00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:02,000
So I'm fucking returning this. This game's fucking shit. I've had enough. I'm fucking sick of it.

974
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:07,000
And then he introduced me into the world of invincibility rolling.

975
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:10,000
InvisFrame. It's crazy.

976
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:15,000
Which now, how good is that now from Elden Ring to have that on Remnant?

977
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:18,000
Yeah, because now it just translates automatically. It's on Remnant 2, mate.

978
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,000
Oh, InvisFrames. I'll roll through these attacks.

979
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:24,000
Remnant 2 is just an amalgamation of all things that are fucking great.

980
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:31,000
It's taken so much inspiration from stuff without just like straight stealing it.

981
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:36,000
I mean, the InvisFrames maybe, but is that really something you can steal? I don't know.

982
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:37,000
It's just a thing now.

983
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:42,000
It's just something you can incorporate, but it has just got a whole load of really cool shit and just gone, there you go.

984
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:45,000
Because automatically, right, in things like Elden Ring,

985
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:48,000
someone like you that's not played a Souls game before that,

986
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:52,000
so a massive boss is swinging an axe at you, you're going to go,

987
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:55,000
right, I need to get out of the way of this axe. I'm going to roll backwards.

988
00:54:55,000 --> 00:55:01,000
No, roll fucking forwards, because it doesn't hurt you and you'll get closer to the boss.

989
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:07,000
So instead of rolling backwards and then trying to get to him again by sprinting, using your stamina, you're going to lose it.

990
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:09,000
That is exactly what I said to Mark the other day.

991
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:15,000
I said you have to change your entire approach when it comes to combat style games.

992
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:20,000
And like you just said, you are so used to, there's the danger, get me the fuck away from the danger.

993
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:25,000
Whereas, yeah, Soulsborne games, there's the danger. Let me fucking kiss it.

994
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,000
Let me get in there. I want to be a part of that.

995
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:38,000
The plan against fucking Melania and having to roll into her fucking sword swings and be absolutely fine is so terrifying.

996
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:50,000
But once you get the gist of it and yeah, those games fucking from software throwing some angry fucking boss straight away.

997
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:56,000
First thing in the fucking game, but not actually a boss that you're supposed to do yet. The tree sentinel.

998
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:57,000
He's a cunt, isn't he?

999
00:55:57,000 --> 00:56:00,000
Fucking hell, that was when I was raging, wasn't it? Tree sentinel.

1000
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:03,000
And then that's when you said that's not, you ain't supposed to do that straight away.

1001
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:04,000
Ran past that dickhead.

1002
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:09,000
Yeah, and I ran past him and then progressed and then when I got my mount, I went back to him. I was like, wow, that was easy.

1003
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:18,000
They do that in every single game from software. Every game I could think of Dark Souls, Demon's Souls, Dark Souls 1, 2, 3, all of them.

1004
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:25,000
There's always a boss at the very beginning that you can beat if you're good enough and you will be going back.

1005
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:29,000
If you want to start a new playthrough, you probably can't beat him because now you understand it.

1006
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:34,000
But starting level one, new to the game, you'll kick the shit out of you.

1007
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:37,000
But that's normal. You're allowed to die.

1008
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:46,000
Even thinking about the world of Elden Ring sends shivers down my spine because it's such a lonely and unforgiving world.

1009
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:50,000
But I absolutely love it and I spent so long in that fucking world, but it is horrible.

1010
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:55,000
Kaleid can go fuck itself. That place, no, no, no.

1011
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:56,000
Poison swamps.

1012
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:59,000
I didn't like it because everything's just trying to fuck you up.

1013
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:04,000
But yeah, Mark Manastar, stay the fuck away from those kinds of games because.

1014
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:13,000
I remember like because Elden Ring is so different from Dark Souls and Bloodborne and them because Elden Ring is open world.

1015
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:17,000
So I've always loved the Soulsborne games and I've done them all.

1016
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:22,000
But to walk into Elden Ring, I thought, well, I know how it's going to work.

1017
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:31,000
There's going to be like there'll be dungeons and then there'll be the curated places where enemies will hide behind things and jump out and one bang you and stuff like that.

1018
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:37,000
But I was not ready for like going in a lift and then there's a whole map underneath the map.

1019
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:41,000
That's just great. Or opening a chest and then being swallowed up and then boom, there you are.

1020
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:45,000
Or then coming over a horizon and seeing a fucking walking tower.

1021
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:48,000
Yeah. Like a turtle or something. The tower in fact.

1022
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:59,000
It's just like, what is this? Or the fucking the weird like, you know, the chest cavity things with the spikes in where you've got to let one of them swallow you up.

1023
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:02,000
And then it sends you in this news. Oh, fucking hell.

1024
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:07,000
And the dragons, the massive dragons and just there's just so much wonder.

1025
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:11,000
And it's like, what's that? I need to go and see what is investigated.

1026
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:15,000
There's so much shit going on and it does it. It does it entirely without quests.

1027
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:19,000
You don't know. We get dialogue based, not like, oh, head over here and think.

1028
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:23,000
Yeah. You just be like, oh, where am I supposed to go now? I don't know.

1029
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:30,000
There's there's there's quests in Elden Ring and there's fucking loads of them, but it does not hold your hand whatsoever on how to do them, what you need.

1030
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:32,000
There's nothing. There's no hints.

1031
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:37,000
It's just you the best way to play that game is to just fully explore.

1032
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:42,000
Just just do whatever the fuck you want. You're lucky as well, because in other games, there's no maps.

1033
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:47,000
There's no maps in Dark Souls or Bloodborne and you want to go back to another place because you got a key for a gate.

1034
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:52,000
Where was that gate? I've got a fucking run around this forest and try to find it.

1035
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:58,000
I can't remember where the forest is. And then those sneaky fuckers where they hid the invisible walls in there.

1036
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:02,000
And for a period, you just had people running around hitting walls, hitting walls.

1037
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,000
And some of them are really like blatant and others weren't.

1038
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:10,000
And then there was that one in the fire mansion place where you had to hit it like a hundred times.

1039
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:15,000
Yeah, for it to like to activate. And it's like, who's figuring that out?

1040
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:17,000
There's another zone down there as well.

1041
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:26,000
And it's like how much that was the big one was if that is in the game, how much more shit is in this game that is yet to be discovered?

1042
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:31,000
The trouble is in all the from software games, they've always had invisible walls.

1043
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:34,000
So and they've always had chests that can eat you.

1044
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:42,000
So people that are veterans of them games, they're just used to hitting walls and hitting chests to make sure they're not going to eat me.

1045
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:46,000
So they thought, well, we have to do something else because people know that now.

1046
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:50,000
So, yeah, they hit a wall a hundred times or whatever it was.

1047
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:56,000
But yeah, them games are filled with things and likewise, remnant.

1048
00:59:56,000 --> 01:00:03,000
Like I said, the other day I hit some pots and the wall behind the pots that is a wall was like translucent.

1049
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:06,000
So I was like, oh, I didn't realize. So I walked through it.

1050
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:12,000
But then if you walk away from that wall, it's not translucent and you can walk back up to it and it's a wall.

1051
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,000
If you hit it, you can walk through it again.

1052
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:23,000
And then behind that is a fucking door with like a dial on it and like symbols and then like a sundial with symbols.

1053
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:28,000
And I looked and I took a picture and I put the symbols in on the sundial like I thought I was supposed to.

1054
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:33,000
And nothing happened. So I quickly Googled it and was like, oh, you need to find.

1055
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:36,000
I didn't read it all. I just wanted to make sure I wasn't doing something very simple wrong.

1056
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,000
It was all you need to go find these tomes.

1057
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:42,000
I was like, OK, so I need to find stuff so I won't look where they are or whatever.

1058
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,000
I can't remember what that was.

1059
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:50,000
But knowing now that you could find these times and then never find the fucking secret wall.

1060
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:51,000
Yeah. Yeah.

1061
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:53,000
How much is in remnant?

1062
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:56,000
Also, there's a class that you can only get from data mining the game.

1063
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:59,000
Oh, the the Arkham.

1064
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:00,000
It's mental. Yeah.

1065
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,000
So they know they're going to get data mine.

1066
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:03,000
So they played into it. Yeah.

1067
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:05,000
That's fucking genius. Yeah.

1068
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:11,000
What? I know there's a guide on how to get the Arkham, but but yeah, it was crazy for a while.

1069
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:16,000
Yeah, because I because when I was looking up the different classes and stuff, the five secret classes,

1070
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:22,000
yeah, the Arkham was mentioned as like the fifth secret one.

1071
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:31,000
And yeah, it was it was said that it was found in the data mining and then was was was was discovered

1072
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:33,000
like how to get it, which which is just fucking crazy.

1073
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:36,000
Data mining as a whole, I don't understand it whatsoever.

1074
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:39,000
I don't know what it is. I don't I don't get how that shit works.

1075
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:44,000
But the people that do data mine, you are the fucking godsend when it comes to gaming

1076
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:48,000
because you little nerdy motherfuckers find out everything before anyone else does.

1077
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,000
And that's where all the leaks come from.

1078
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:53,000
Well, at least the majority of them are from data mining.

1079
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:56,000
Yeah, good and bad. Sometimes you ruin shit, man.

1080
01:01:56,000 --> 01:02:01,000
Sometimes surprises are just better off being surprises, you know.

1081
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:05,000
But yeah, I'm gassed and looking forward to getting back into that.

1082
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:09,000
I love the game and I well, I'm going to play it tonight.

1083
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:15,000
So data mining is the process of sorting through large data sets to identify patterns

1084
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:20,000
and relationships that can help solve business problems through data analysis, data mining

1085
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:24,000
techniques and tools enable enterprises to predict future trends

1086
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:26,000
and make more informed business decisions.

1087
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:29,000
Obviously, that's towards the world of business and economics.

1088
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:32,000
But turn that into gaming.

1089
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:36,000
They basically just go into the fucking games files and go to the data.

1090
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:39,000
And yes, there is a big folder there that says Big Sword.

1091
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:42,000
Yeah, that big swords not in the game. So they're adding a big sword.

1092
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,000
Yeah, there's a big sword. We'll have that nice tasty.

1093
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:48,000
So, yeah, I'm a big fan of that and I look forward to playing it.

1094
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,000
I'm going to play it tonight. So suck my balls.

1095
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:51,000
Nice one. All right. Sweet.

1096
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:53,000
So we'll see you next week.

1097
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:56,000
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1098
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:58,000
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1099
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1100
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:04,000
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1101
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,000
It makes me content. It makes me crazy.

1102
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:08,000
Sound like a tick tock. I just I just hate it.

1103
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:11,000
Whenever I say come on, come on, Ash.

1104
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:13,000
We've got to go and make some more content.

1105
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:17,000
I hate it. Oh, I don't know if it's just me.

1106
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:19,000
That word fucking disgusts.

1107
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:23,000
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1108
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:27,000
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1109
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:31,000
So, yeah, I mean, I don't know why I say content because we just call them episodes,

1110
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:33,000
but that's where you can get them. They're also fucking.

1111
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:35,000
We've also linked it to Spotify now as well.

1112
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:40,000
So, you haven't even got to listen for a separate app, which is quite cool.

1113
01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:44,000
So, yeah, suck your mamas.

1114
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:47,000
Happy anniversary, Leah and Kyle.

1115
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:50,000
Leah, Leah, all the best.

1116
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:52,000
This episode is dedicated to you.

1117
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:56,000
Big L. Yeah. Big K.

1118
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:58,000
Special K. All right.

1119
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:14,000
In a bit, everyone over.