1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,560 away you go we've got off on the wrong foot we've already started arguing no no 2 00:00:06,560 --> 00:00:10,560 no no no no you're adamant that you you've quit smoking because you're 3 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:14,280 chugging on a fucking vape it's the same cunting thing it's not it is just 4 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:16,920 because it tastes like fucking blueberries doesn't mean that it's still 5 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:22,400 good for you bad it's not it's fucking it's the same fucking thing and you 6 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:24,800 can't convince me you've got some massive bottle of juice it looks like a 7 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:29,960 fucking dildo set on the table and then you got some new space-age fucking vape 8 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:34,000 looks very cool but it's still a cigarette just electronic that's not 9 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:39,560 he's alright okay you tell me why because it's just as bad for you still 10 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:43,520 fun and up your lungs and prove it tell me alright read what's on the back of 11 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:47,720 that ball you tell me there's anything decent on there yeah alright it's not 12 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:52,800 good for you but is it as bad as smoking no still bad no when he was bad smoking 13 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:58,840 95% better than smoke is absolute bollocks alright so all them scientists 14 00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:03,760 over the last 10 years every single study that has been released in medical 15 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:10,040 enough it's not long enough not long enough 95% better no so what you're 16 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:15,040 saying is go back smoking then no I'm saying give up give it all up okay is 17 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:19,360 that simple that simple that's why everyone just carries on smoking because 18 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:24,360 they love killing their self slowly it's just what everybody enjoys doing the 19 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:28,000 thing is is you Google it some people say it's just as bad some people say I 20 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:32,400 don't care what some people say I care about what all the very smart scientists 21 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:36,240 say and the documents that have been released for medical studies over the 22 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:42,120 last fucking I don't know how long since vaping came out was 95% categorically 23 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:48,920 better and safer than smoking simple as that current research suggests vaping 24 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:52,720 still poses many of the same risks that smoking does and that was in 28th of 25 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:57,360 February 2023 what have you just pulled that from from the many fucking 26 00:01:57,360 --> 00:02:02,480 ways on Google show me exactly just that's no you've just got a reddit 27 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:06,200 comment or some shell flying calm never heard of them 28 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:10,960 yeah medically reviewed by I'm not gonna bother saying that name I don't know 29 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:15,680 how you know I stuck and just do exactly what you're doing and just pull up 30 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:19,680 something that just backs my theory it's just what the end of the first one backs 31 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:23,360 up your theory many studies show that vaping is far less harmful than smoking 32 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:29,560 95% but then you scroll down literally one next it says next one says vaping is 33 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:33,000 less harmful than smoke than smoking and literally the next one is one I read out 34 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:38,360 so they all fucking say either side of it well vaping may not be a hundred 35 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:41,600 percent safe most of the chemicals causing smoking related diseases are 36 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:44,760 absent and the chemicals which are present pose limited danger has been 37 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:49,640 previously estimated that e-cigarettes around 95% safer than smoking it's just 38 00:02:49,640 --> 00:02:54,280 just the way it is it's something on the government website gov.uk e-cigarettes 39 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:58,000 around 95% the fucking government is for our own health the only thing 40 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:01,360 trustworthy than you know that the only thing that you should be sucking into 41 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:06,080 your lungs is oxygen is air that's it but if you want to vape then you go ahead 42 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:11,200 I don't really care you do because you get down about it I'm concerned about your health you're the one 43 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:14,720 that's always saying you're worried about game releases now because you might not 44 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:18,160 make the fucking release I'm just trying to ensure that you make the release I 45 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:23,040 don't give a fuck I could die any day well shut up 46 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:28,320 shut up about it then and then we could get on with the actual such a petulant 47 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:31,600 child I was really looking forward to coming today instantly you've wound me 48 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:34,840 up just a petty little weasel instantly that's what it is 49 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:40,240 you come in here but he knows I left across this table I'd fucking the shit out of him I'd 50 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:44,680 bite his fucking windpipe out and stick it up your fucking arse we've been over 51 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:48,360 this before I'm stronger than you are doesn't matter I put my fucking fingers 52 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:51,080 in your eyes I don't care I'd pull your trousers down and grab hold of your 53 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:54,560 penis see then he resorts to exactly childish games and then you're in a 54 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:58,280 quandary of do I carry this on while he's tugging me off because it's weird 55 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:02,800 or do we stop this and then I've won exactly because that's what would happen 56 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:09,520 massive penis how am I supposed to stop vaping when you infuriate me like this I 57 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:13,400 need the nicotine to calm down you don't you need to learn to deal with it you need to turn 58 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:16,400 to something else do what I did just put on loads of weight by eating 59 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:19,960 there you go you keep eating that food boy you keep eating that food 60 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:29,320 I keep shoving it away well this is what's the buttons episode 78 something 50 something don't fucking matter anymore 61 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:34,520 can I a little fucking little bit of an arse please can people who don't listen 62 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:37,960 to this podcast which they're not gonna hear this stop fucking telling me what 63 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:42,720 to do with this podcast stop suggesting shit I used to do this you should do 64 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:45,840 that you should do this what's the last episode you listen to I ain't listen to 65 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:50,680 any shut the fuck up then it goes for rich today as well fuck you it's too much swearing 66 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:53,760 the geezer swears and says fucking every other sentence is this the same wessie that was 67 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:56,520 winning are my children gonna hear it your children shouldn't be listening to this 68 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:59,880 children don't listen to it it's too much swearing but every word that comes out 69 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:03,240 his mouth is a fucking swear word so he can suck my dick it's labeled as 70 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:08,640 explicit cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt fuck you this is the way but please keep 71 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:15,960 listening yeah we're gonna win about swearing why what for just like this is 72 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:20,000 a PC fucking moan about anything just say I like it just too much swearing 73 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:23,160 it's too many think too many people try and stick their fingers in this what's 74 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:27,200 the buttons pie that haven't even fucking listened to any of it contributed 75 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:31,960 nothing nothing at all you're nothing if you're so smart do your own one this is 76 00:05:31,960 --> 00:05:35,960 what I say no you you got suggestions for a podcast off you pop yeah cool you 77 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:40,200 go do one call it buttons the what see how stressful this fucking awful stuff 78 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:49,120 is yeah shit anyway we've changed the room round yeah I see it it's nice oh 79 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:53,880 let me clarify about defending Diablo since it got everyone so confused last 80 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:57,920 week when I was listening I said there was no one here to defend Diablo 81 00:05:57,920 --> 00:06:03,760 meaning I was the only one I'm the only one who still likes it that one that's 82 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:08,080 played it to the point where I can tell you categorically that it's still good 83 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:12,280 games wank yeah see that's this is what I mean you're so cut and dry there's no 84 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:19,760 like yeah there's no movement with you if you just like nah stop it no do it 85 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:25,320 nah it's shit nah it's great there's no it's no middle ground with you on any 86 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:29,720 reason it's not there is no honestly I say this every time I don't know how 87 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:33,160 Steph puts up you because she's such a lovely nice girl and you're such a knob 88 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:36,480 yeah but it could have been good and then they fucking ruined it I'm not 89 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:39,200 saying that they haven't fucked it up but what I'm saying is nowhere near dead 90 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:43,520 that's nice nonsense no it's dead it's not it just is it is dead I don't care 91 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:46,760 whether it's dead or not but I'm telling you that is not dead any game that runs 92 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:50,200 on a remit or fucking rinse and repeat every three months with only one month's 93 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:54,360 worth of content at best is not going to survive but then Diablo 3 has done that 94 00:06:54,360 --> 00:07:00,460 for the last fucking years I think Blizzard are done no hopefully and then 95 00:07:00,460 --> 00:07:04,800 wow we'll just die I think I think I think it's coming to an end I do think 96 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:09,240 it's dead I don't think they've got much more left in the tank they're not got a 97 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:12,840 lot of money in the bank no they fuck wow up everyone goes mad 98 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:17,000 they've and you watch as well they've done they've one lost their shit over 99 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:21,080 you can tell it by the trying to rinse of money the amount of cosmetics and shit 100 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:23,760 that's coming through World of Warcraft is unprecedented because they're just 101 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:27,640 trying to fucking scrounge for some dough I don't think they've got much 102 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:32,600 more life left in them they fucked up too many times I can't speak for well I 103 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:36,700 can speak for Diablo says not die basically all the OGs in the development 104 00:07:36,700 --> 00:07:40,920 team that were in the fucking early 2000s making the games that were 105 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:46,040 incredible obviously fucked off so now it's a new team but there's no one to 106 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:49,800 necessarily teach that new team how to fucking do anything so that's why it's 107 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:54,960 all snowballing downhill because there's no veterans there anymore to fucking 108 00:07:54,960 --> 00:08:00,560 show the way of how it used to be and so a lot of people are saying myself 109 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:04,280 included why don't those old devs just make their own company and start making 110 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:07,760 some of some of their own shit because they're all the fucking they're all the 111 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:12,120 hot stuff and then all the all the I suppose you got to start somewhere you're 112 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:15,800 not gonna be fucking amazing as a developer straight away but it's just 113 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:19,860 all the good people seem to have disappeared much like West Ham all the 114 00:08:19,860 --> 00:08:25,120 decent people have gotten and now you're left with all the shit just 115 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:30,080 categorically false we've lost our best player granted still a load of good shit 116 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:36,040 Jared bones on fire only shagging down he died how rude oh that's what he 117 00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:40,760 ruined his podcast he fucking sings it itself he loves it he does love it mom 118 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:46,800 mother what you been up to I haven't actually spoken to you for a while yeah 119 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:53,480 no we're busy working on I you know what I've been doing when anniversary last 120 00:08:53,480 --> 00:09:00,560 week fantastic yeah that's why I weren't here by the way that was your iron yeah 121 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:07,040 yeah what I get her again an iron no I didn't actually get a little bit of wood 122 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:12,760 with these little iron figurines of me and her and two kids pretty cool they 123 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:20,840 she liked it what she get me fuck she got me saying I can't remember it was 124 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:24,920 what she get yeah did she get you anything yeah yeah she got me saying 125 00:09:24,920 --> 00:09:32,840 black series fuck was it what does she get her Funko pop no no fuck knows I 126 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:38,080 can't remember I was doing a load of shit memorable yeah she can't remember 127 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:43,960 is it a key ring it's so lucky she doesn't listen to this yeah so yeah I've 128 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:48,600 done that where was I the week before fuck knows you're part-time over here 129 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:53,160 yeah no no no you didn't get back to fucking our fourth oh yeah yeah I've got 130 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:56,960 fucking rear rear ended up the ass yeah so that one was on you yeah last week 131 00:09:56,960 --> 00:10:07,160 was the anniversary you know what I mean yeah just explaining the fact yeah and 132 00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:11,280 yeah other than that I've been playing many games lately I've actually got back 133 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:16,760 on the gaming hikes I haven't been playing for a while mmm and yeah that's 134 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:21,200 it no we've been playing I've been playing a lot I've played I got right 135 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:27,600 back into Daisy nice got some funny stories on that I got I can send you the 136 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:33,000 videos actually I need to edit them and download them I've been playing dead 137 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:39,440 cells ever played dead cells no it's like voted as one of the best rogue 138 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:43,560 likes there is and I'm a sucker for a good rogue like I played it on the 139 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:47,800 switch many years ago but just sucks balls on the switch most things do I 140 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:53,160 can't control it yeah yeah just the handheld controls it's fine when I've 141 00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:58,400 got it on the on the on the TV with the pro controller yeah anything that I have 142 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:02,560 to use like the little tiny fucking joy cons on the handheld thing I so 143 00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:08,200 finicky do you mean no not really okay you're just scared of Stefan yeah no 144 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:11,520 because I know because I got steamed X is the same shit the handheld no no no 145 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:14,800 it's different no no it's slightly different do you mean do you mean the 146 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:21,600 joysticks or the actual buttons if you try and aim anything on like Zelda or 147 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:25,740 so good luck yeah because they're smaller there's no fine-tuning aiming 148 00:11:25,740 --> 00:11:29,560 there you know I mean so there's certain games that just don't feel good and dead 149 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:33,640 cells is one of them that's why you got a pro controller though yeah I know but 150 00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:38,840 anyway I got it on ps5 I didn't actually buy it I looked at it I'm 151 00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:48,840 collecting something new which is called money so I'm not spending anything and 152 00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:55,360 it was like 20 quid plus fucking about 30 quid for the game or the DLC I thought 153 00:11:55,360 --> 00:12:00,600 fuck that so I'm the old money collectors I bumped up my PlayStation 154 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:06,480 subscription to the next tier which give it to me for free so you know cost me an 155 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:10,320 extra two pound a month and I get to play dead cells yes you are refused to bump up 156 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:15,960 my fucking PlayStation Plus because their tears are fucking wank well you want 157 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:20,120 any of the games on the on the list use it refuse it so yeah I'm playing that 158 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:26,600 Daisy well so I played downloaded deep rock galactica 159 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:31,320 door oh yeah I was playing that last night yeah that's a decent one I quite 160 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:35,240 enjoyed that that was fun rock and stone it's always better when you're playing 161 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:38,520 with other people I think I think that's like a game where it's designed to be 162 00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:53,400 played with other people and I downloaded the PG a what golf is the way 163 00:12:53,400 --> 00:13:01,080 fucking what PGA tour PGA tour 2k 23 fuck me I was playing that Jesus that 164 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:06,080 was free on PlayStation Plus yeah and that great if you like that I used to 165 00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:11,920 love golf games I used to play so many I used to play plays golf games much 166 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:16,720 people Tiger Woods when I was younger me and Clarky fucking used to rinse that 167 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:23,560 good times so yeah it's good that sounds so fucking boring it's not the only golf 168 00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:26,360 I've ever enjoyed playing was the one in GTA and that's because you could fucking 169 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:31,240 it's the worst bro is the worst golf game no but yeah that's that's a lot of 170 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:35,640 fun so yeah now I'm just like spoiled for choice I wanted to play battlefront 2 171 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:38,400 again I haven't the only reason I haven't played that is because I have to put the 172 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:44,280 disk in that's the reason sacrilege yeah I can't bother to find the fucking 173 00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:49,920 disgusting in the box somewhere and yeah obviously I got swotor but once again I 174 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:54,320 need to play that it's on a subscription but I just don't know I'm in that I'm in 175 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:58,760 that limbo where I want to play many things but they're not out so I want to 176 00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:03,280 play starfield not out I want to play Baldur's Gate yeah all right yeah is out 177 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:06,720 not for me I can't play that on the laptop I love 178 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:10,400 playing console so I have to wait and that's coming out same time as 179 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:14,400 starfield on console so that's back burn and cyberpunk so I'll punk don't come 180 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:18,040 out to the end of next month so that's got some time and that's what I'm 181 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:24,880 looking forward to so yeah many many things you've been playing Baldur's Gate 182 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:28,080 a little bit I've been playing a little bit of it talk to me I've been playing a 183 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:36,600 bit of Baldur's Gate so oh god if I see one more fucking tick-tock here's the 184 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:42,680 quickest way to do this I hate it I hate the fucking I hate this new age of tips 185 00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:48,280 and trick videos and fucking quick life hacks and all this shit for games have 186 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:53,160 been out for five minutes it's so annoying yes you go well don't watch him 187 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:56,680 then I don't believe me I don't watch him I scroll straight past him but maybe 188 00:14:56,680 --> 00:15:00,600 the fucking nanosecond that I see it keeps it in the algorithm because I keep 189 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:05,720 seeing fucking videos and same with remnant 2 ah here's a secret weapon that 190 00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:09,520 you can get all this stuff that you can do here's how to get the most money all 191 00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:14,840 that shit I hate it remnant 2 is a prime example of a changed me because that is 192 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:18,640 that's it looks like a sick game this gets a lot it's got a lot of looks 193 00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:22,400 fantastic it's got a lot of positive reviews a lot of positive people I trust 194 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:26,960 in the industry of saying good things about it and I'm boy because I'm 195 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:31,160 collecting money yeah I can't become bothered I know but I want to play it and 196 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:35,200 I want to buy it but I keep going on it and I'm like not paying 50 quid yes see 197 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:41,080 I normally I drop that bomb but I was really interested in it until I see all 198 00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:44,280 the videos of people saying oh here's this secret and here's this secret and 199 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:47,060 you can do this but you also need to do ten things to get this one thing to then 200 00:15:47,060 --> 00:15:49,840 get another 20 things and then do this one thing which gives you this thing and 201 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:55,840 all that and I was like I ain't I ain't got the time I can't be bothered and 202 00:15:55,840 --> 00:16:02,440 Baldur's Gate is an extremely fun game yeah like cyberpunk you get to pick your 203 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:06,240 own penis and everyone loves to pick their own penis and then you can pick a 204 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:13,760 different vulva it's great if you wanted to it's fantastic but yeah I'm not that 205 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:17,600 far in I'm maybe like three hours into the game so fucking barely scratched the 206 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:21,640 surface of it and I'm enjoying it it's definitely a different kind of game 207 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:28,200 people are whinging a lot about about the style of gameplay and that is 208 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:34,440 turn-based it's D&D what the fuck did you expect that's like playing chess and 209 00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:39,160 then kicking off because it's turn-based what did you expect is that is just what 210 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:46,920 it is it's in that world I quite enjoy it it gives you time to think it's yeah 211 00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:50,720 it's very fun at the moment you can pretty much do whatever you want sort of 212 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:54,440 within reason but if I wanted to pick a body up and throw it at someone's head I 213 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:59,480 can if I wanted to that kind of shit I've never I've never played a game with 214 00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:04,800 more freedom to do things than Divinity Originals into which is basically it's 215 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:12,040 exactly the same yeah same developer and yeah so I know exactly what is expected 216 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:16,280 you know cast this talk to animals and yeah I've never played a game like this 217 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:21,480 before yeah it's fucking nuts like they're me and Clark he was playing it 218 00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:28,280 but same time not come up but we plan at the same time and we discussed where we 219 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:33,880 was up to and we were similar location wise and I don't think I've ever heard 220 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:38,960 two different stories like because everyone preaches our decisions have 221 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:44,600 choice and nothing like this game divinity was so boulders gate is only 222 00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:49,240 gonna amplify that by tenfold boulders gate is just it's it's such a 223 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:52,840 benchmark and I know a lot of developers are hating on it because it is setting 224 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:58,360 such a high benchmark they even come out and said there is no there is no DLC you 225 00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:01,960 don't have to pay for there isn't there is no transactions within the game 226 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:05,920 there everything is there it is for it you've already they said this themselves 227 00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:10,840 you you've paid for the game you've paid for a complete game here is that entire 228 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:15,120 game and everything in it you've already out because you fucking paid for it and 229 00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:20,200 I think a lot of developers are running scared because I'm this isn't the 230 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:23,480 benchmark this is this is a one-off no this is what it should fucking be I 231 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:27,440 paid sixty quid for a game that's it I shouldn't have to spend any more money 232 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:31,440 for it to be interesting if you want to throw in a DLC later on that's absolutely 233 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:35,840 fine but don't don't gate keep stuff behind money how a lot of games do the 234 00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:39,800 game released absolutely fine there was a slight issue like I said to you with 235 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:43,600 steam where it was overloaded so the download speeds were fucking horrendous 236 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:48,800 but they sort themselves out and yeah the the handful of times that I've 237 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:53,000 jumped in have been I've been great I can tell this game is gonna take me 238 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:57,120 fucking forever because they're just moving around and search and everything 239 00:18:57,120 --> 00:19:00,400 and I don't think you're finishing this game and figure it out I thought that 240 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:04,600 well before you you bought it I just know if you play this you're not 241 00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:09,740 finishing it your attention span is too short you will move on to pastures new 242 00:19:09,740 --> 00:19:14,840 before you even hit act two it's gonna be difficult if if I ain't done it by 243 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:19,520 the time Starfield comes out I see a geezer yesterday he had to because you 244 00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:24,560 obviously had to delete this has been in early access for years like act one and 245 00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:31,000 the geezer showed his steam page and said you know I see a sad moment for me 246 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:35,960 and he had over because obviously at act one only act one they've changed a lot 247 00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:42,040 of it now anyway but he had over 2,000 hours on act one alone obviously he's 248 00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:46,680 just played it for years but 2,000 hours if you've got 2,000 hours worth of 249 00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:50,000 content possible and you're missing about in that that's nuts that's just 250 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:56,520 the first act yeah it's got did I see it say it had 178 hours of cutscene or 251 00:19:56,520 --> 00:20:00,880 so yeah but you won't you won't scratch the surface on seeing it all no I know 252 00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:04,040 but that's what I mean that's something like that and then something like six 253 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:11,440 over 600 different spells like 60 or different fucking classes or some shit 254 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:15,840 other that I did see the statistics of it and it was fucking mammoth which I 255 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:19,720 won't lie to you I looked at that and thought that's not happening oh and that's 256 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:23,760 there and yeah the chances are I probably won't finish it I'll probably 257 00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:27,440 get a bit in I don't think that will take away from the fact that it's a 258 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:32,040 great game but you're right my my attention span for this kind of stuff is 259 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:37,320 very weak it just is unless something grabs you like your attention span is is 260 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:41,560 is one or two ways I know is you're either like yeah I really love this and 261 00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:45,680 but that's enough for me and you'll move on with your life or you'll be like I 262 00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:49,960 really love this and I just I can't stop I know man's sky he was like I just 263 00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:54,680 obsessed with it yeah he was just in if it weren't for Baldur's Gate I would 264 00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:59,300 have had cyberpunk done already 100% we need to talk about as well as Baldur's 265 00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:03,320 Gate's just sort of like taking it a little bit and I'll probably will be one 266 00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:06,760 of those people that dips in and out of Baldur's Gate but I can't I already know 267 00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:12,360 I'm not gonna be sitting there every night playing it because it's just not I 268 00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:17,080 think it runs that it comes down to a creativity issue for me I'm not a 269 00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:20,880 creative person so you give me the freedom to do whatever you want you've 270 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:24,680 given me a sword and then a rocket launcher and a barrel of grease and a 271 00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:30,600 fucking grenade I'm gonna hit you with the sword because I the other shit I'm 272 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:34,200 just not I threw a pot of grease down and then set it on fire and that's the 273 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:38,280 most creative I've ever been within a game did that on my own and I was like 274 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:44,920 that so that I get paralyzed by choice yeah it's not because it's not laid out 275 00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:49,080 to you and you can do whatever you want which is a fantastic thing I'm not 276 00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:55,920 knocking that whatsoever it's just for me personally I feel like I'm I don't 277 00:21:55,920 --> 00:22:00,680 want my hand held but I kind of do at the same time you know you know I mean I 278 00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:06,880 want I want I want a load of stuff that I can choose from but in a nice little 279 00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:11,360 package there's a fine line between Baldur's Gate and Final Fantasy combat 280 00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:15,080 you know you can either just whack the same button over and over which is my 281 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:18,260 numbing or you can give us loads of choice and it's paralyzing need a 282 00:22:18,260 --> 00:22:22,960 common middle ground somewhere where it's a mixture of yeah thing but then I 283 00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:27,400 say turn base for turn based games are very difficult notoriously for me I love 284 00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:33,080 turn based games like XCOM I used to love playing that a big fan of XCOM 285 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:39,000 Pokemon you know games like that but when it comes to this where you've got 286 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:46,040 you've got a factor in in divinity and I imagine it's similar if not the same you 287 00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:50,440 have to factor in multiple party members all their different abilities yeah where 288 00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:54,120 they are on the battlefield yeah the enemies are on the battlefield correct 289 00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:58,600 if you've if you've got elevation on them because if you've got elevation you 290 00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:02,560 do more damage what's around you yeah what's your surroundings what's 291 00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:07,720 environmental what's there's a lot going on what's combustible what the weather's 292 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:12,760 like yeah you know all your spells and stuff like that so it's a lot going on. You can fucking slip on blood. That's what I mean. It's nuts. 293 00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:19,640 I'll tell you what this would be this is a good little comparison it feels 294 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:26,040 overwhelming in a standard of DayZ where there's just so much freedom for you to 295 00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:31,560 do but that happiness that I had on DayZ and you can you can ask Steph about it 296 00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:35,880 where I managed to set up a fire and just cook some fucking sweetcorn that 297 00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:39,560 happiness I was getting from that I was I was prepared to just set up camp in 298 00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:44,200 that little fucking village forever I've got my little fire I've got a I've got 299 00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:48,480 some patches where I can grow fucking tomatoes and shit like that I'm sweet I 300 00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:53,960 don't need the combat leave me alone I'm just fucking I'm surviving it and that 301 00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:59,680 was some tiny little aspect in this big vast fucking universal shit that I can 302 00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:03,360 do and I got you telling me I can put a fucking bag over someone's head and then 303 00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:06,600 and then put a pork you're up their ass you know I mean I can do all this kind 304 00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:09,880 of stuff and I'm sitting there cooking fucking sweet corn and that's where I'm 305 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:14,040 I'm happy it's it's kind of like that with Baldur's Gate I know that I can do 306 00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:20,600 loads of big elaborate stuff but I already know that I'm not gonna do that 307 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:24,720 unless I've got someone with me who's like helping me through a lot for it 308 00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:28,560 which for me I think's okay I'm not I haven't got an issue that I've just 309 00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:32,320 given them 60 quid because I think what they've made is fantastic have the 310 00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:35,360 fucking money I'll be able to dip in and out of it whenever I want I'm already 311 00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:41,760 talking myself out of it fuck this game this is the last I'll play of it I'm 312 00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:46,280 sorry everyone that's great get it I will and I did contemplate getting it 313 00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:50,280 for the laptop and I would have bought it if it gave you that lovely sweet 314 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:55,360 cross-platform play which it doesn't obviously I don't blame anyone for not 315 00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:58,880 doing that I'd be interested to see what it's like on console I played Divinity 316 00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:02,480 on console and I loved it I just I just don't like pointing and clicking how do 317 00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:08,160 you move on this WASD or point click you don't like that do you the movement is 318 00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:13,560 it's pissing me off because it's it's point and click but WASD moves the 319 00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:22,080 camera freely around so say look at me so say where is it where your people are 320 00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:28,120 say they're imagine imagine these people there's a 20 meter area a radius round 321 00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:33,000 you can move the camera anywhere you want around that and spin it around and 322 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:37,480 all that shit and then yeah you can click so the movement is cool because 323 00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:40,640 you can look like quite far ahead and then click go and then just wait for 324 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:47,000 your people to rock up but yeah it the the click movement aspect I've never 325 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:50,960 been a fan of it never been a fan of it that's why I just find it annoying I'm 326 00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:54,400 just more at home on a control we're just moving with them with the analog 327 00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:59,640 stick and stuff when you turn base contact when you in turn base combat 328 00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:04,240 moving then you move around to yeah point that's fine yeah when I'm just 329 00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:07,960 like bowling about I want to analog man I just want to roll around you know I 330 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:12,960 feel like from an exploration point of view I would do better with not having 331 00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:20,480 to click and move I just it makes life a lot easier like playing Diablo 4 with a 332 00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:24,000 controller plugged in was a completely different experience to playing it 333 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:28,960 with a mouse and keyboard because you have that freedom of movement with 334 00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:34,760 analog sticks just feels nice such a fine line because I feel like I want the 335 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:40,760 I want the movement of analog sticks but I want the inventory with a mouse I mean 336 00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:47,280 same with Daisy like I don't like I just couldn't play a game like Daisy on a 337 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:51,440 mouse because I don't like the idea of aiming or anything with a mouse it's 338 00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:56,200 foreign to me but I like the menu stuff with a mouse I prefer aiming with a 339 00:26:56,200 --> 00:27:00,920 mouse I'm sure I'm used to yeah I'm with you I'm with you on that I'm far more 340 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:04,880 used to doing it on analogs and I am on a mouse so I although I prefer the 341 00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:09,160 feeling of shooting with a mouse I will always go back to analogs because it's 342 00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:13,360 what I'm comfortable with I know how if I know how to get used to it it's like I 343 00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:18,320 downloaded control on to onto the laptop which I've already got on my steam deck 344 00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:22,840 which I very nearly finished I'm just doing it in drips and drabs and I played 345 00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:26,320 it for about half hour on the laptop and uninstalled it because I don't like this 346 00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:32,720 on the laptop it feels it feels nice on this laptop but it I'm so used to it on 347 00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:37,600 the steam deck with a typical like controller gamepad setup I was like I 348 00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:41,960 don't I don't want to let me just have one and I feel like Baldur's Gate would 349 00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:49,120 be would kind of be like that but ultimately I don't really give a fuck 350 00:27:49,120 --> 00:27:53,360 because I'm not ripping the game apart I think it's fantastic but if it's not for 351 00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:57,040 me then it's not for me at least I've tried I know it'll be for me I look 352 00:27:57,040 --> 00:28:00,080 forward to it but it's one of them I never thought it would be your kind of 353 00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:04,680 thing I thought you was um I love you thought you was too cockney I love 354 00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:09,880 divinity too granted never finished it so I probably will be in the same boat 355 00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:15,440 as you overwhelmed me and fuck me did it get hard like really odd yeah I'm not 356 00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:18,480 used to them sort of games I'm not good at them sort of games but I enjoy all 357 00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:22,160 the story and the weapons and the characters and all that when it comes to 358 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:28,000 the combat suck balls so is what is I know I got anyone who's played who plays 359 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:32,960 D&D like in real life he's obviously gonna be having a wet dream over this 360 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:37,680 kind of shit so they'll have a much easier time especially people that have 361 00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:42,840 a group of people to play with that will treat it as if it is real life D&D 362 00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:48,040 where they only play it when they meet up I feel like that experience will be 363 00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:51,880 something that I I won't get to take part in because obviously I don't have 364 00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:59,120 a community like that but not massively fussed either right do you want some 365 00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:04,440 tales from Daisy tales of the wasteland yeah I have a wee first okay just watch 366 00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:10,640 the clip that Ash got from Daisy of him being fucking just just abused I was 367 00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:14,400 just abused I didn't I don't like what I've seen because you just fucking 368 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:19,040 pointed a gun at you and said let me look through your shit nah so for context 369 00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:23,320 I bumped into a geezer I said hello fella he said what you saying I said not a lot 370 00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:27,040 we moved our separate ways I kept my eyes on him didn't know what his game 371 00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:32,060 plan was and then the zombies spotted me so I ran and hid in a shed panicked a 372 00:29:32,060 --> 00:29:36,800 little bit open the door instead of shutting it and then I heard him 373 00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:40,720 whacking up the zombies outside so I opened the door and he come over and he 374 00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:46,880 just said no problem no problem yeah cheers fella is that can you can you do 375 00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:50,560 me a favor I said what's that put your fucking herds in the year yeah pulls the 376 00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:54,160 gun straight away yeah I was like to be honest I don't know if you had any 377 00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:59,600 bullets but you can't take that risk so I was like well yeah no worries but I 378 00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:02,160 don't know how to put my hands in the air so I'm fiddling in the menus trying 379 00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:05,640 to put me hands in the air he said don't worry laughs at me so just put your 380 00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:08,760 clothes on the floor and go sit in the corner so I did as I was told he looked 381 00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:12,640 through my stuff he said don't worry about it keep your food and off you go 382 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:16,100 and he buggered off and I said thanks thanks for holding me up and going 383 00:30:16,100 --> 00:30:21,760 through all my stuff now that doesn't sound major exciting but that is Daisy 384 00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:25,600 and that's why as I said to Jem and it's Jem's favorite game ever made she loves 385 00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:31,480 it not that she's a gamer but she just fucking loves Daisy and it's them 386 00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:36,320 interactions that make the game and that's why it's so amazing you got robbed 387 00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:39,680 up I got robbed and I had a great time getting robbed so you sat in a corner 388 00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:44,160 yeah is what would have happened I would have gone fuck yourself and then would 389 00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:46,720 have gone to throw the fist and then you'd have shot your head that's what I 390 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:49,520 would have said to him I said do you want my stuff you're gonna have to kill 391 00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:53,240 me if you want this stuff fuck you and then we would have taken that risk and 392 00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:56,680 if I'd have won I would have been I would have been big bollocks I had a few 393 00:30:56,680 --> 00:31:00,280 items and I didn't want to lose it just wouldn't have happened so a couple of 394 00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:07,000 other things that have happened in my travels I was going through a village it 395 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:13,580 was the same night as that actually and I spotted a geezer so I try and be 396 00:31:13,580 --> 00:31:19,320 friendly with people I try not to shoot on sight we are different players most of the time 397 00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:24,000 I don't have guns to be honest with you but I was like hello you alright he just fucking shot at me 398 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:29,160 straight away so I just darted away through the forest ran round come wrapped 399 00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:34,040 around to this other bit of village and I was going through some houses I bumped 400 00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:39,400 into some other dude I was like you alright and then matey Bob come across 401 00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:42,600 the bridge the geezer just chased me and he was like hello 402 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:48,120 he's Russian he was yeah I was like did you did you just try to shoot at someone 403 00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:52,280 he was like yes I tried to kill a freshie I was like a fresh yeah that was me I 404 00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:57,720 didn't tell him it was me yeah and and then he said to the other guy he was 405 00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:02,920 like do you have Mike and he like done that with his head you know to say no so 406 00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:09,760 just shot him in the head they went no Mike no life but fuck me did it make me 407 00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:14,320 jump because I wasn't expecting that he I was watching him shake his head and he 408 00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:19,200 had a shotgun and went it made me fucking jump out my skin and you'll see 409 00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:23,640 when I get the video like my camera shake where it made me like flinch it 410 00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:27,880 made me jump so much I was like well that's one way to deal with it I guess 411 00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:34,320 no life no Mike no life and it's funny though he had all the gear man he was 412 00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:40,280 geared up and then he was like do you have food I was like nah it was like he 413 00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:45,760 have some beans so he gave me some beans I was like I had no way to open the tin 414 00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:51,640 yeah so I was scared to ask I said thank you very much but I can't open them he 415 00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:55,920 was like here take my knife so I used his knife and he's like give me knife 416 00:32:55,920 --> 00:33:02,440 back do you want do you want some of these beans he was like no you eat them 417 00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:07,680 fucking how was he poisoned them or something yeah I took the beans they 418 00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:11,880 went good luck my friend thank you for interacting with me and then he walked 419 00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:18,320 off and then that was the interaction I had and it was fucking great and the 420 00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:21,280 reason I thought he might poison them or something in hindsight he couldn't have 421 00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:24,800 because they were sealed but I've been watching YouTube videos with this geezer 422 00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:31,000 that goes around and he fills all these fucking bottles up with fucking petrol 423 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:34,860 yeah and then whenever anyway he bumps into anyone's are you need do you need 424 00:33:34,860 --> 00:33:38,440 water and they're like yeah and he drink he gives them the drink we don't give 425 00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:42,320 them the bottle he just pours it in their mouth he's like and they're like 426 00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:45,320 oh yeah thanks so much because I've seen their first meet it goes up so it's fine 427 00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:48,520 and then all of a sudden they just start throwing up they're like what you done 428 00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:53,000 so you got better full of diesel fucking diesel mate 429 00:33:53,000 --> 00:34:00,240 Daisy I committed cardinal Daisy sin I got a fair bit of gear you logged out 430 00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:07,840 didn't you know I was in an airfield tower no I was in a little military base 431 00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:11,960 thing you was gonna log out there on that clip you showed me because you hit 432 00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:16,600 start no no no that was me genuinely precious you fumbling try to get out 433 00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:21,120 because it takes 15 seconds yeah just shot me but yeah I come out like a 434 00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:25,480 little military area and he just geezer was just bowing about and I start with him as 435 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:29,360 much as he stalled me so I just went hello hello friendly friendly friendly 436 00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:33,760 yeah he just yeah no he just ran around the building and he weren't answering me 437 00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:37,360 so I knew we were fighting I could hear him running around the building so I 438 00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:40,360 just went upstairs and looked out so if I don't know how long that gaze is 439 00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:44,440 probably thinking I was still in that building for like trying to get in get 440 00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:48,560 in there and then I'm just gone mind games but when I look back in like 20 441 00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:51,080 minutes later and there was just a glow stick on the floor so I don't know if 442 00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:55,040 that's like a sign say you're a prick I know what you did he's a glow stick I'm 443 00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:58,720 pretty sure when you log out you leave a glow stick I don't know maybe that's 444 00:34:58,720 --> 00:35:03,440 when you log out you leave a glow stick or something and then yeah I had another 445 00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:12,720 interaction where I was in a military base and yeah I geezer came along and it 446 00:35:12,720 --> 00:35:19,480 was in the same building funnily enough and I said hello he didn't say nothing 447 00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:23,640 he ran away so fuck sakes I ran upstairs and I was like looking out the windows 448 00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:30,360 and then I heard hello hello and he came back but he come back with a mate but I 449 00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:33,680 was like holding a really good position because I was upstairs the only way they 450 00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:37,320 could get me is if they come upstairs and yeah I was gonna hit one of them 451 00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:39,520 whether I killed him or not another matter but they don't know what I've got 452 00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:46,560 today so they're like right listen we're gonna need that plate carrier you've got 453 00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:51,360 which is like I'm a vest I ain't got a plate carrier it was like yeah we know 454 00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:55,520 you have we've seen it I was telling you now I haven't because I didn't I say I 455 00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:59,000 got field vest that's all there's like what weapons you got I was like I can't 456 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:03,120 fucking tell you that you know no yeah it's got nothing yeah come up and fuck 457 00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:08,480 me I was like yeah I've got weapons what you got I was like yeah we got weapons 458 00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:14,120 you're gonna need to come downstairs and with your hands up and we're gonna take 459 00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:18,520 that plate carrier that's all we want I was like right well if I come downstairs 460 00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:22,680 then you're gonna say I haven't got a plate carrier are you gonna kill me 461 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:25,200 he was like look if you don't come downstairs we're just gonna come up and kill you 462 00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:30,200 anyway so I was like alright point taken yeah I'm on my way so I come down I come down 463 00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:33,680 with I've worked out to put my arms up so I come down with my arms up and there's 464 00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:37,600 like oh you haven't got a plate carrier all right best of luck to your friend and 465 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:42,840 then they fucked off and left me and all these little interactions are so fun so 466 00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:47,640 scary and so meaningful because right now I've got I've got an SMG with loads 467 00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:52,120 of shit with bullets I've cleaned it so it's like really good condition I've got 468 00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:57,520 two silenced pistols with loads of ammo I've got I've got army helmet I've got 469 00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:01,920 a plate carrier I've got army backpack army trousers army jacket I've got a 470 00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:06,000 hockey mask I look ruthless mine was the food and water was my biggest issue 471 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:12,320 just keep in top that with food and water I'm alright with that it's all it's all about when to eat it and when not to eat it and how much 472 00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:16,920 energy you exert and stuff like that is there's so many like things under the 473 00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:20,440 hood that affect that but I'm alright with the food the food is never really an 474 00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:24,180 issue for me I've got a big canteen full of water I've got loads of food in my 475 00:37:24,180 --> 00:37:30,280 backpack so now I'm like it's difficult because now I'm geared up but what do 476 00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:33,040 you what you supposed to do with that gear we supposed to interact with 477 00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:37,280 people I guess or just hunting for stuff but I get scared when I see other people 478 00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:41,800 do you mean I get really fucking terrified yep because you might lose it 479 00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:48,560 yeah I've made it point to not log out you know because it's the whole point of 480 00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:51,720 the game yeah you know you just it's pointless if you're gonna do that so 481 00:37:51,720 --> 00:37:56,840 when I was waiting for you to get back I had a little jumped on earlier and yeah 482 00:37:56,840 --> 00:38:01,120 I was just running around and I noticed a fucking a house with smoke coming out 483 00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:08,600 the chimney I'm gonna murder someone I'm a ruthless killer so I was like walked 484 00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:14,280 up to the fucking doors like knock knock motherfucker better come out put your 485 00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:20,920 hands up no reply so I fucking open the door closed it got my SMG out poking my 486 00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:27,280 head around the corner I'm gonna kill you there's no one in there someone was in there 487 00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:30,880 cooking up food and they fucked off and then they fucked off but I knew that was 488 00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:35,160 in the area yeah but now now I'm nervous so I'm like they trapping me like what's 489 00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:38,160 going on yeah yeah yeah cuz you don't know if that person might be more 490 00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:42,160 fucking geared up than you are but mate I've got everything I got knives fucking 491 00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:48,480 guns ammo food water I've got if someone shoots me they're gonna have to have a 492 00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:52,320 fucking good shot because I'm not going down I got armor on and I got fucking 493 00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:57,280 helmets and everything so yeah I think my next plan of attack is I want to head 494 00:38:57,280 --> 00:39:01,920 bit south I know where I am I've got the map up let's go south of the water and 495 00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:05,480 I'm gonna head a bit south and go to the next military base and then try and find 496 00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:10,240 me a proper like big AK or M4 or something because at the moment I've only got an SMG 497 00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:16,120 and pistol but I've got a rifle but no bullets for it or magazine but yeah 498 00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:20,760 what it's such a good game I always go back to Daisy I've got like 130 hours in 499 00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:33,840 it which I wasn't aware of. What the fuck was that? Was that you? Yeah it was my little creature. It's making so many noises like a sound box. 500 00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:44,320 Good game. I think the last time I played it I died because I I cooked some 501 00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:48,560 chicken but didn't wash my hands so when I ate the chicken I got salmonella 502 00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:55,040 then I died. Fuming. I put the controller down I said that was 503 00:39:55,040 --> 00:40:00,280 fantastic I'm never playing this again. But much like you I just the game just 504 00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:05,520 puts me in a state of like zen so if I'm just out in the out in a field or 505 00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:09,280 whatever and I cook up a little fire and I'm sitting by the fire I obviously got 506 00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:13,160 headphones on so you need to hear what's going on and you can hear like the birds 507 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:18,920 or the sounds of the just like the wind and the fire crackling and stuff there's 508 00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:25,000 a real zen feeling about it but also absolute terrifying feeling because 509 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:29,960 someone might was that in the bush? Yeah. Was that nice? I mean you just don't know because 510 00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:35,600 the map's so big but yet you always seem to come across people somewhere and 511 00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:39,040 you never know what another player's intentions are you know 512 00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:44,120 some people are friendly you know the furthest south I ever made 513 00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:48,960 it I remember Jen was watching me and I just found like a lodge place I've never 514 00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:52,920 been there before and obviously the loot gets better the furthest south you go or 515 00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:58,240 inland depending on what map you play and I was excited and just as I got there 516 00:40:58,240 --> 00:41:03,280 this fucking heavily geared geezer was just aiming like a fucking AK or M4 or 517 00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:07,440 something gas mask on everything I was like whoa no no friendly friendly friendly 518 00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:10,780 and he was the nicest geezer in the world he was like I just want to make sure you 519 00:41:10,780 --> 00:41:13,520 weren't gonna shoot me do you need anything I've got medicine I've got this 520 00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:18,560 out in the oven I was like oh fuck it I thought that was it I thought like probably like 30 521 00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:22,760 hours worth of play or whatever was coming to an end and it didn't and that 522 00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:32,840 was just so epic and then I fucking trod on a landmine broke my legs and I had to 523 00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:39,400 crawl to try and get some sticks to make a splint but it's just a fascinating 524 00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:42,640 experience it's such an amazing game 525 00:41:46,240 --> 00:41:51,200 but you need I was bleeding bandages splints everything but you need they 526 00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:56,080 need to like make Daisy to on like Unreal Engine 5 like then the potential for 527 00:41:56,080 --> 00:42:01,720 that game is just little graphics I make it a bit tastier than fucking let's go 528 00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:06,240 and have it it's still very very popular still gets a lot of views on YouTube 529 00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:11,080 still a massively popular game and yeah I love it and it's got a cult following 530 00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:16,120 100% you gotta be a you gotta be a special kind of person to really enjoy 531 00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:21,080 Daisy which you evidently are and I enjoy Daisy as well I really do I know 532 00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:26,760 exactly what you mean that that anxiety and excitement of having a decent bit of 533 00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:31,680 loot and then coming into contact with hostile people and you're like oh fucking 534 00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:35,680 hell here we go and it's either fight or flight and it's just you know you don't 535 00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:38,280 know if the person you're coming up against is the same as you or if they've 536 00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:41,760 been playing for fucking ten years you know you just don't know what they're 537 00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:46,640 capable of you just fucking do wild shit you can like I walked into a house and 538 00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:50,000 and there was no one in there but someone had been in there because there's 539 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:53,960 loads of human flesh on the floor that's great you know you could tie someone up 540 00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:58,120 or and force them to eat human flesh which will make them go crazy and they 541 00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:01,960 just keep giggling they're like he just they can never sneak around or anything 542 00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:05,640 you know they are and the feeling of like actually killing someone is just 543 00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:08,960 there's no right in it because you just like that's it's hard to kill someone 544 00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:13,360 it's hard to shoot them it's hard to get like a clean shot on them and even when 545 00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:16,200 you shoot them there's no hit markers you don't know if they're dead or they're 546 00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:19,760 just unconscious or you know you need to get in close and see if they're gone and 547 00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:24,120 it's just especially if you shoot someone from distance they drop and you 548 00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:27,200 can't see them no more and you don't know whether they're up they've moved 549 00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:30,800 where their location is there's no hit markers there's no red dots there's no 550 00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:35,280 map the only map you've got is one you can download on the app store and you 551 00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:39,680 have to try and work out where you are from landmarks and space it's an amazing 552 00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:44,920 game but yes definitely in a quiet taste and probably once I've lost this life I 553 00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:48,520 probably won't play again for a while yeah but while I am playing it and I am 554 00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:54,200 alive that's great what I have been thinking about playing last night I was 555 00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:58,720 heavily thinking about it and I've played it before and I don't really like 556 00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:08,920 it but you like it a lot and it seems appropriate is out of world because it's 557 00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:13,120 leading up to starfield you said you'd completed it already I said I played it 558 00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:18,320 I never finished it never finished it oh so good it just got very boring and 559 00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:22,960 repetitive I liked it man it was good all the assets the assets were all the 560 00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:27,480 same all the like exteriors and interiors were very like they're just the 561 00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:31,520 same it's very calm pace good I found it really good and paste I found it really 562 00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:37,640 fun because it's a lot shorter than them fallout obviously it's oblivion that 563 00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:44,440 makes outer worlds and oh no it's not obsidian obsidian sorry I'm thinking of 564 00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:52,400 oblivion because because I'm playing ESO with Steph yeah it's yeah it's shorter 565 00:44:52,400 --> 00:45:00,700 but I really liked it it found it felt a lot more combat wise I think it felt 566 00:45:00,700 --> 00:45:08,000 better than previous fallout games maybe not fallout 4 but previous titles 567 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:13,240 before that I think it felt more streamlined and I quite liked the story 568 00:45:13,240 --> 00:45:17,520 because you weren't getting overwhelmed with stuff it is a much it is a much 569 00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:23,040 more basic world there is still to hidden stuff going on all this type of 570 00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:27,760 shit but it's like a like a 30 40-hour campaign something like that it's 571 00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:35,720 really not massive and it's it's quite a bit more linear than other games than 572 00:45:35,720 --> 00:45:41,360 other fallouts it's open world still but it's very much fly to this place you can 573 00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:47,520 now explore this this like certain area for like kind of destiny esque type type 574 00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:52,600 thing but yeah I 100% recommend it very fun game after listening to that and 575 00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:56,640 just I was just having flashbacks of everything I remember playing it I'm not 576 00:45:56,640 --> 00:46:01,520 gonna play it I remember playing it and I remember being in certain places just 577 00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:07,200 be like this is fucking boring as fuck I remember it now vividly I got quite far 578 00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:11,320 I was on like the third planet or so yeah I completed it I really liked it 579 00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:17,560 I did read but but again that was like the fifth time me trying to play it so I 580 00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:21,360 know exactly what you mean when I first jumped into it I thought the same thing 581 00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:24,600 I was like this is a bit this is a bit empty because where you have something 582 00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:30,080 like Fallout 4 you're in a desolate wasteland it's designed to be somewhat 583 00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:35,560 empty but it's not at the same time whereas outer worlds you're in this 584 00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:44,320 futuristic mechanical corporate world where I feel like a lot of the the best 585 00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:49,240 areas are sort of like in the middle and towards the end you're not hit with that 586 00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:55,520 instant like wah whereas like something like Fallout 4 obviously you're living a 587 00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:59,560 normal life and then boom the nuke fucking hits and it's you going down 588 00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:02,280 into the vault you're like fuck I want I need to get out of here to have a look 589 00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:05,480 at what's going on over you got that excitement whereas outer worlds yeah 590 00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:09,440 I know you mean but I do I do think you try and give it a go I know you won't 591 00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:13,680 no I probably won't I remember I remember on like the first planet or 592 00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:18,080 something had like a tuna factory or so yeah yeah I killed every single person 593 00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:22,840 every single NPC there was of course it is even like the the main characters the 594 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:26,560 only people that it wouldn't let me kill the only people that lived yeah and I 595 00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:29,960 remember them like actually having dialogue that represented the fact that 596 00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:35,520 I just murdered everybody yeah yeah yeah because you you're helping the one of 597 00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:41,400 your companions sort of like revamp it and take it over from the corrupt you 598 00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:47,000 have to flip the switch to take all the power from one place to another then but 599 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:50,560 then no one can eat and that or you but I think I've done that and then just 600 00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:54,720 murdered the other people you know what I did the same thing and then reloaded 601 00:47:54,720 --> 00:48:00,000 the save because you got these this this big tuna factory and all the workers in 602 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:03,720 there are oppressed and they're earning fuck all and blah blah blah and it's 603 00:48:03,720 --> 00:48:06,840 this coolest factories run by this big corporate guy that's just in it for 604 00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:13,240 profits and all that shit and trying to work up the ladder sounds very similar 605 00:48:13,240 --> 00:48:18,200 and then there's a bunch of people like settlers from this group from this 606 00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:22,560 factory that basically said no fuck this we're going off and doing our own thing 607 00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:26,880 and yeah I've set up like some not like we're kind of like some hippy camp type 608 00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:32,040 thing isn't they like where they like self sustainable greenhouse type mass 609 00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:36,920 like the experimental thing and yeah you're you're met with a choice over I 610 00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:41,640 will divert power to these new settlers or divert power to this tuna factory 611 00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:46,520 where your dad or this woman's dad happens to live who is like I think he's 612 00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:50,720 ill or something and you need the money you need to somehow make some money for 613 00:48:50,720 --> 00:48:57,760 him to get better and blah blah blah and yeah it's a very it goes one or two ways 614 00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:02,880 and I did the same thing I my actual completion of the game I give all the 615 00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:06,080 power to the tuna factory and then fucking took the factory over I like 616 00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:10,080 took out all the corruption but yeah I did the same thing as you at one point I 617 00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:12,800 diverted it to the greenhouse area and then went back and just fucking 618 00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:17,240 slaughtered everyone because you can because you can fucking why not can why 619 00:49:17,240 --> 00:49:20,520 the fuck not it'll be the same in Starfield man give me the keys to the 620 00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:25,320 kingdom and watch it crumble yeah it will be the same with Starfield I'm so 621 00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:30,560 excited for that game I'm excited that I haven't got a buy it I'm excited I'm 622 00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:35,320 very very excited for that game I'm also excited that I canceled my fucking 623 00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:39,440 constellation edition I'm excited that I canceled my constellation edition 624 00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:44,480 although I nearly repre-ordered it again why I don't know cuz I'm an idiot but 625 00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:48,280 then I remembered I'm collecting money not toys yeah the I still haven't 626 00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:53,320 spoke about Cyberpunk bar in the whole evening that I sat watching yeah yeah 627 00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:58,280 that was fun I enjoyed that it was a great evening what a fun game yeah what 628 00:49:58,280 --> 00:50:03,040 a fun fun game I haven't played a massive amount of it what am I I think 629 00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:09,200 I'm over the 20 hour mark I mean something like that very fun I know I 630 00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:11,760 know exactly what you mean where you were saying that the sort the side 631 00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:15,800 missions you can't tell what side and what's main because I thought I was 632 00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:19,600 doing a big old side mission I weren't I looked at the fucking journal thing it 633 00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:24,280 was a fucking side mission I was like what the fuck's there's yeah there's 634 00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:29,240 there's a lot of stuff I think do you have to keep going back to the Ripper 635 00:50:29,240 --> 00:50:35,000 dock or does the main story like every now and then take you back to them 636 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:39,000 because I've other than the story taking me to the Ripper dock I haven't actually 637 00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:42,560 been back to him since I fucking paid him off which was very early on I give 638 00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:47,120 him the money that I owed him I did exactly the same I just loved him I need 639 00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:52,800 to pay you back so I haven't actually been back to him for a while when I 640 00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:57,040 know that like my mods and show I'm still very lacking on the whole mod side 641 00:50:57,040 --> 00:51:00,560 of things yeah I don't think I don't think it takes you back there I think 642 00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:03,800 you just choose as and when to get what you want installed so I need to get 643 00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:08,440 money that's my biggest problem I think the first thing I went for was like like 644 00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:12,800 springy legs or something so you hold jump and you could jump on top of 645 00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:17,200 buildings and shit yeah I need to get the mantis arms which is the blades 646 00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:21,920 that come out do you do you have to unlock them or is that something where 647 00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:25,800 just as you level up they become available it's never really explained I 648 00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:28,960 don't think but yeah I think every now and again you just go to a Ripper dock 649 00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:32,560 it hasn't got to be them I think they might have different is the Ripper dock the one 650 00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:37,680 where the symbol is the body or is that just a customization thing I can't 651 00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:42,360 remember but I know there's there's multiple Ripper docks in in all sorts all 652 00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:46,000 different places and I don't know if they've got different abilities that 653 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:50,520 they can unlock and stuff like that but yeah I remember just going back and go 654 00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:53,560 to a Ripper dock and finding like mantis arms and stuff and like well I'm 655 00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:57,440 installing them but a good thing is I say when the new update comes out and 656 00:51:57,440 --> 00:52:00,440 stuff they're making it so if you go to the Ripper dock get mantis arms 657 00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:03,960 installed or whatever go in the menu you click mantis arms you got mantis arms 658 00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:09,120 in the new in the new update that they're doing it hopefully or what 659 00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:11,480 they've said they are is like they're you're gonna get it installed you're 660 00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:16,240 gonna watch against or much like in the first instance when you get them eyes 661 00:52:16,240 --> 00:52:20,480 yeah so cool it's sick but then you never see that sort of stuff again I was 662 00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:26,920 I need more app it's a use this Ripper docks are represented by a medical 663 00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:38,720 forceps I yeah cuz I I the the shady one that's like in like some back alley 664 00:52:38,720 --> 00:52:43,600 type thing that where all like the the sex robots and shit are going to get 665 00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:48,480 like black market fucking implants and shit I went and had to have a chat with 666 00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:52,320 him because it was part of a main story news and like he's like a woman he man 667 00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:56,680 he yeah some slimy fucking thing with dildos all in the bath and stuff yeah 668 00:52:56,680 --> 00:53:01,200 took his head off yeah same took it off I got what I wanted and then he was just 669 00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:05,120 cowering in on the floor because I punched him in the face yeah same I 670 00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:09,560 punched him in the face get the option to do yeah got what I wanted and then I 671 00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:13,680 just looked at him with pity and I pulled out my shotgun and I just aimed 672 00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:17,120 it as close to his face as I possibly could and I pulled the trigger and then 673 00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:20,760 walked out there like nothing happened exactly the same before I don't like 674 00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:24,800 you he's a piece of shit I don't like you at all I've got exactly what I wanted you can 675 00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:31,760 now die very very simple behavior you're now gone I liked doing the Delamain 676 00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:36,240 mission wait yeah we have to go and find the seven taxis out that I quite like 677 00:53:36,240 --> 00:53:41,280 that where they have like their own yeah that was crazy that was a cool one and 678 00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:47,520 then obviously just fucking around with like what do you think of the heist you 679 00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:51,840 enjoy the heist what at the beginning yeah yeah man yeah that was fun the nice 680 00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:55,840 big twist in it I don't know how much I can say because obviously yeah don't 681 00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:59,000 spoil it but yeah ruin it for anyone that hasn't played it but yeah real 682 00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:03,920 decent decent twisty twisty and then you got some sadness thrown in there not 683 00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:12,160 that much further after that it's it's one of those games where I'm very glad 684 00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:16,560 to be playing it Mark's brought it again and he's playing playing through it 685 00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:23,000 again because in preparation for the fucking DLC I feel like just from the 686 00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:26,840 snippet of when I first played it the improvements are fucking night and day 687 00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:30,680 from what I can say I don't like the fucking animation of getting out of a 688 00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:34,360 motor why we can't just have it where I can fucking bail you've got it where if 689 00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:37,120 I'm on a motorbike I hit something hard enough I go flying over the handlebars 690 00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:43,480 so why that can't be implemented but it's not a fucking deal breaker but yeah 691 00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:47,920 I'm I'm thoroughly enjoying it feels really good the guns the guns feel 692 00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:53,640 really good you wait to yell like the sand Vesta Finn or whatever is and you 693 00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:58,320 can because I always walked around with a fucking samurai sword so yeah I don't 694 00:54:58,320 --> 00:55:01,760 like any of the melee stuff I fucking loved it so when you get that slow down 695 00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:08,920 time thing and you like slow down time and you just fucking it's so enjoyable 696 00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:12,640 you get the executions off and stuff these shotguns are my main thing at the 697 00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:16,240 moment that's what I sort of like spec myself into his sub machine guns and 698 00:55:16,240 --> 00:55:20,280 shotguns because I just the matter the mail age but like I say I haven't you're 699 00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:26,040 in a position because I think now you've played it you're enjoying it bloody 700 00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:29,280 blah you might play boulders gate Wow whatever the fuck you're gonna play 701 00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:33,400 starfield you'll play that so when the when the expansion comes out and then 702 00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:36,840 you jump back in I'm gonna be all over you're gonna feel the difference as 703 00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:40,600 well and then I'm also experienced in the other side of things where that 704 00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:43,640 people were getting when edge runners come out the people that have played 705 00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:47,000 cyberpunk will oh my god I see and all this little bit well I'm getting the 706 00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:50,960 other side of that having watched edge runners before playing cyberpunk like 707 00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:56,240 getting V's jacket like the yellow jacket and so they last year so cool so 708 00:55:56,240 --> 00:56:03,320 it's just such a vast world with it's not overwhelming that's the bit that I 709 00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:08,280 like about it the fast traveling is decent is that the very easy to fucking 710 00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:15,600 traverse the world and the the dialogues and everything is very good it's a very 711 00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:21,040 good game and Keanu Reeves is fucking great Johnny Silverhand love Keanu 712 00:56:21,040 --> 00:56:26,840 fucking oh he's great he's fantastic that experience in that story is very 713 00:56:26,840 --> 00:56:32,400 cool because I know nothing of cyberpunk I've genuinely like spoken to Steph 714 00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:37,120 about it loads of times before like how like with with tears of the kingdom is 715 00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:40,720 like how did you not ever get any spoilers for it and she's oh we you just 716 00:56:40,720 --> 00:56:44,840 you sometimes you just don't well I'm the same with cyberpunk I never really 717 00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:48,160 understood what she was on about but now with cyberpunk you think all them when 718 00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:56,680 did it come out 2020 yes like that so about three years worth of I know 719 00:56:56,680 --> 00:57:02,760 nothing literally nothing all I knew was that Keanu Reeves was in it but I didn't 720 00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:07,680 know in what capacity yeah why isn't it why is in it what what any of the story 721 00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:11,880 is I don't know any of the characters I don't know what happens because when it 722 00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:15,600 first come out it was absolutely appalling for me and I returned it and 723 00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:18,160 then that was it that was cyberpunk done for me so there was zero 724 00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:24,360 interaction from me for cyberpunk so I never saw anything on it and so far so 725 00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:27,120 far it's really good and I know it's really good because I remember most of 726 00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:34,080 it yeah I know pretty much what I'm but I haven't played it for about three maybe 727 00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:40,840 four days but I know where I am and what I've got to do and what's led up to that 728 00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:44,800 point and where it is sort of what direction it's going in some of them 729 00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:49,720 so I'm so fucking nuts man like they some of them are so dark as well and I'm 730 00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:54,160 like I don't like this mmm well that's powerful it's good it's fucking amazing 731 00:57:54,160 --> 00:58:00,160 cyber psychos are fun yeah I never killed that one you I watched you kill 732 00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:06,280 the other day I want the one by the bins yeah I just batted over shotgun yeah so 733 00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:10,720 I was playing like South planet on hard so a lot of this I had to turn it down 734 00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:15,280 towards you in because it's too much no it was just not enjoyable because my 735 00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:19,240 guns weren't feeling powerful I felt like piss doesn't matter what abilities 736 00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:22,600 I had I was just getting fucking I just weren't good enough at the game at the 737 00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:26,160 time so when I turn it down I was like now I'm enjoying it because I can mow 738 00:58:26,160 --> 00:58:29,920 down a room full of enemies and feel like I've got I had that because I was 739 00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:35,160 trying to do like a not a side mission but like an event and every time I was 740 00:58:35,160 --> 00:58:38,440 going in there Steph was watching me I just kept getting fucking battered you 741 00:58:38,440 --> 00:58:42,800 talking I've got a half decent shotgun and I'm having to put a full mag in to 742 00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:46,040 someone to kill him and there's like a hundred people I was like this is just 743 00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:49,600 kept getting fucked at the same point and I said to Steph said I got I got to 744 00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:52,360 do something else because I was like this is putting me off I was like I have to 745 00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:56,360 do something else there's no way in hell this is normal when it weren't because 746 00:58:56,360 --> 00:58:59,320 it all scales I didn't realize that so I went to a different point did a 747 00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:03,320 different mission and people were dropping with like fucking two shots and 748 00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:06,720 then I went back funnily enough and then did that area once I was a little bit 749 00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:09,720 more leveled up I went back in their guns blazing with the same shotgun but 750 00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:13,360 upgraded I thought here we go and it was three shots rather than fucking eight 751 00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:20,200 karma bitch so it's I've already sort of worked out that my approach like with 752 00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:25,600 many things is not stealthy no we'll go in blunt guns blazing I fucking throw 753 00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:28,720 grenades in our fucking I'll ping everyone so I know where they are and 754 00:59:28,720 --> 00:59:31,520 then just boom they're dead they're dead they're dead I always start off still 755 00:59:31,520 --> 00:59:34,880 feeling and just shoot everybody I just can't be fucked stealth always looks 756 00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:39,920 fucking sick but I still enjoy stuff more than everything but how did you get on 757 00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:44,320 with that you know when you got to get the robot for the heist you go into the 758 00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:49,760 mouse so sick and he sticks a gun up in your face and the music's pumping 759 00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:54,200 yeah it's like well intense and that when you meet the woman behind the alley 760 00:59:54,200 --> 00:59:59,920 because she gives you a counter offer and they plug you in yeah and I was I 761 00:59:59,920 --> 01:00:05,440 was having none of it I was kicking off of her because I did yeah see I went the 762 01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:09,640 other way because she gave me the deal I coaxed her into giving me the offer and 763 01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:15,240 then she like told me what it was and I went nah and then walked off and fucking 764 01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:19,160 it all got a little bit tasty and I was just giving it the big one and then 765 01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:21,800 they've sort of I think they sort of realized that they needed me so they 766 01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:25,000 couldn't put a bullet in my face but yeah I went and got that fucking robot 767 01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:28,160 remember what choice I made with that but she was texting me up and then I 768 01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:33,560 went and met her and shagged her and she's not done with me but I killed her 769 01:00:33,560 --> 01:00:38,680 yeah I think I'm done with her now if you want to kill her you can share her 770 01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:44,520 and kill her I'll find her but the geyser that has the robot obviously you pop him 771 01:00:44,520 --> 01:00:48,200 in the face as well now I just didn't I didn't want I didn't trust her because I 772 01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:51,720 killed him I didn't trust her she wanted she wanted to shag me for one reason or 773 01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:56,960 other I was like I don't trust her I'm happy to kill anyone my I'm currently 774 01:00:56,960 --> 01:01:02,320 what's her name you killed Royce didn't you yeah yeah Royce got fucking Royce 775 01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:05,880 got a fucking gun to the face bro and then started everyone else in that 776 01:01:05,880 --> 01:01:09,480 fucking room fuck you Royce I went see you later you're dead because it gives 777 01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:12,480 you the option then it you can pull the trigger you can fucking leave it I pulled 778 01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:15,560 that motherfucker I waited to the very last minute of the bar 779 01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:20,880 went pull dead shot him in the face I'll make him think they're gonna know whoops 780 01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:25,160 yeah you're dead it's over but I'm currently mobbing with that woman from 781 01:01:25,160 --> 01:01:33,600 the what's the what's the factions so you got corpo is it no mad no mad and 782 01:01:33,600 --> 01:01:38,740 street kids I'm currently chilling with some women from the Nomad group pan am 783 01:01:38,740 --> 01:01:43,960 pan am she's great I love her she's fantastic I'm having a lot of fun with 784 01:01:43,960 --> 01:01:48,560 the main love interest is like pan am and Judy yeah she's great pan am is is 785 01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:56,240 I like her I shagged the male prostitute interesting did you do is it the when 786 01:01:56,240 --> 01:01:58,880 you go to that thing and you got pick a name and you picked Angel when it was a 787 01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:02,840 geezer yeah I picked him but you don't know you don't you don't shag him this 788 01:02:02,840 --> 01:02:05,720 is you just chill on the bed fucking stroking each other's faces but I went 789 01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:11,920 I went and found a female like sex robot and then paid her a hundred fucking 790 01:02:11,920 --> 01:02:17,080 eddies and then and then and then mashed her saw some bouncy boobies I was like 791 01:02:17,080 --> 01:02:19,920 oh this is great Steph was behind me I was like look at this this is fantastic 792 01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:24,200 and then and then I was just chilling like walking around and then I heard 793 01:02:24,200 --> 01:02:28,480 like this manly voice going hey baby and I was like I spun around and then there 794 01:02:28,480 --> 01:02:31,240 he was I could like interact with him and it was like a hundred Eddie's I was 795 01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:39,660 alright so I filmed it for mark it was great but it's the same it's the same 796 01:02:39,660 --> 01:02:43,840 animation it's the exactly the same it's just a it's just a geezer's body so you 797 01:02:43,840 --> 01:02:48,600 scissor in and all this shit I was like this wouldn't work this wouldn't be any good but 798 01:02:48,600 --> 01:02:55,280 yeah it's really um add the telly up like it's a fucking 50% yeah and it 799 01:02:55,280 --> 01:02:59,840 weren't it weren't fucking late in the day so like and all the doors were open 800 01:02:59,840 --> 01:03:07,520 so it is literally like no this is this is a bit too much yeah great 100% get it if you 801 01:03:07,520 --> 01:03:11,480 haven't already got it I would say get it or get it when Phantom Liberty comes 802 01:03:11,480 --> 01:03:15,000 at least yeah but we'll probably wrap it there because I really need to piss 803 01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:19,800 wrap it on a high note get cyberpunk if you haven't get cyberpunk and shag a 804 01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:24,640 bloke done that's the worst what that's our advice to you yeah in whatever order 805 01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:27,200 you want or at the same time it's great see you later 806 01:03:27,200 --> 01:03:45,600 all right however