away you go we've got off on the wrong foot we've already started arguing no no
no no no no you're adamant that you you've quit smoking because you're
chugging on a fucking vape it's the same cunting thing it's not it is just
because it tastes like fucking blueberries doesn't mean that it's still
good for you bad it's not it's fucking it's the same fucking thing and you
can't convince me you've got some massive bottle of juice it looks like a
fucking dildo set on the table and then you got some new space-age fucking vape
looks very cool but it's still a cigarette just electronic that's not
he's alright okay you tell me why because it's just as bad for you still
fun and up your lungs and prove it tell me alright read what's on the back of
that ball you tell me there's anything decent on there yeah alright it's not
good for you but is it as bad as smoking no still bad no when he was bad smoking
95% better than smoke is absolute bollocks alright so all them scientists
over the last 10 years every single study that has been released in medical
enough it's not long enough not long enough 95% better no so what you're
saying is go back smoking then no I'm saying give up give it all up okay is
that simple that simple that's why everyone just carries on smoking because
they love killing their self slowly it's just what everybody enjoys doing the
thing is is you Google it some people say it's just as bad some people say I
don't care what some people say I care about what all the very smart scientists
say and the documents that have been released for medical studies over the
last fucking I don't know how long since vaping came out was 95% categorically
better and safer than smoking simple as that current research suggests vaping
still poses many of the same risks that smoking does and that was in 28th of
February 2023 what have you just pulled that from from the many fucking
ways on Google show me exactly just that's no you've just got a reddit
comment or some shell flying calm never heard of them
yeah medically reviewed by I'm not gonna bother saying that name I don't know
how you know I stuck and just do exactly what you're doing and just pull up
something that just backs my theory it's just what the end of the first one backs
up your theory many studies show that vaping is far less harmful than smoking
95% but then you scroll down literally one next it says next one says vaping is
less harmful than smoke than smoking and literally the next one is one I read out
so they all fucking say either side of it well vaping may not be a hundred
percent safe most of the chemicals causing smoking related diseases are
absent and the chemicals which are present pose limited danger has been
previously estimated that e-cigarettes around 95% safer than smoking it's just
just the way it is it's something on the government website gov.uk e-cigarettes
around 95% the fucking government is for our own health the only thing
trustworthy than you know that the only thing that you should be sucking into
your lungs is oxygen is air that's it but if you want to vape then you go ahead
I don't really care you do because you get down about it I'm concerned about your health you're the one
that's always saying you're worried about game releases now because you might not
make the fucking release I'm just trying to ensure that you make the release I
don't give a fuck I could die any day well shut up
shut up about it then and then we could get on with the actual such a petulant
child I was really looking forward to coming today instantly you've wound me
up just a petty little weasel instantly that's what it is
you come in here but he knows I left across this table I'd fucking the shit out of him I'd
bite his fucking windpipe out and stick it up your fucking arse we've been over
this before I'm stronger than you are doesn't matter I put my fucking fingers
in your eyes I don't care I'd pull your trousers down and grab hold of your
penis see then he resorts to exactly childish games and then you're in a
quandary of do I carry this on while he's tugging me off because it's weird
or do we stop this and then I've won exactly because that's what would happen
massive penis how am I supposed to stop vaping when you infuriate me like this I
need the nicotine to calm down you don't you need to learn to deal with it you need to turn
to something else do what I did just put on loads of weight by eating
there you go you keep eating that food boy you keep eating that food
I keep shoving it away well this is what's the buttons episode 78 something 50 something don't fucking matter anymore
can I a little fucking little bit of an arse please can people who don't listen
to this podcast which they're not gonna hear this stop fucking telling me what
to do with this podcast stop suggesting shit I used to do this you should do
that you should do this what's the last episode you listen to I ain't listen to
any shut the fuck up then it goes for rich today as well fuck you it's too much swearing
the geezer swears and says fucking every other sentence is this the same wessie that was
winning are my children gonna hear it your children shouldn't be listening to this
children don't listen to it it's too much swearing but every word that comes out
his mouth is a fucking swear word so he can suck my dick it's labeled as
explicit cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt fuck you this is the way but please keep
listening yeah we're gonna win about swearing why what for just like this is
a PC fucking moan about anything just say I like it just too much swearing
it's too many think too many people try and stick their fingers in this what's
the buttons pie that haven't even fucking listened to any of it contributed
nothing nothing at all you're nothing if you're so smart do your own one this is
what I say no you you got suggestions for a podcast off you pop yeah cool you
go do one call it buttons the what see how stressful this fucking awful stuff
is yeah shit anyway we've changed the room round yeah I see it it's nice oh
let me clarify about defending Diablo since it got everyone so confused last
week when I was listening I said there was no one here to defend Diablo
meaning I was the only one I'm the only one who still likes it that one that's
played it to the point where I can tell you categorically that it's still good
games wank yeah see that's this is what I mean you're so cut and dry there's no
like yeah there's no movement with you if you just like nah stop it no do it
nah it's shit nah it's great there's no it's no middle ground with you on any
reason it's not there is no honestly I say this every time I don't know how
Steph puts up you because she's such a lovely nice girl and you're such a knob
yeah but it could have been good and then they fucking ruined it I'm not
saying that they haven't fucked it up but what I'm saying is nowhere near dead
that's nice nonsense no it's dead it's not it just is it is dead I don't care
whether it's dead or not but I'm telling you that is not dead any game that runs
on a remit or fucking rinse and repeat every three months with only one month's
worth of content at best is not going to survive but then Diablo 3 has done that
for the last fucking years I think Blizzard are done no hopefully and then
wow we'll just die I think I think I think it's coming to an end I do think
it's dead I don't think they've got much more left in the tank they're not got a
lot of money in the bank no they fuck wow up everyone goes mad
they've and you watch as well they've done they've one lost their shit over
you can tell it by the trying to rinse of money the amount of cosmetics and shit
that's coming through World of Warcraft is unprecedented because they're just
trying to fucking scrounge for some dough I don't think they've got much
more life left in them they fucked up too many times I can't speak for well I
can speak for Diablo says not die basically all the OGs in the development
team that were in the fucking early 2000s making the games that were
incredible obviously fucked off so now it's a new team but there's no one to
necessarily teach that new team how to fucking do anything so that's why it's
all snowballing downhill because there's no veterans there anymore to fucking
show the way of how it used to be and so a lot of people are saying myself
included why don't those old devs just make their own company and start making
some of some of their own shit because they're all the fucking they're all the
hot stuff and then all the all the I suppose you got to start somewhere you're
not gonna be fucking amazing as a developer straight away but it's just
all the good people seem to have disappeared much like West Ham all the
decent people have gotten and now you're left with all the shit just
categorically false we've lost our best player granted still a load of good shit
Jared bones on fire only shagging down he died how rude oh that's what he
ruined his podcast he fucking sings it itself he loves it he does love it mom
mother what you been up to I haven't actually spoken to you for a while yeah
no we're busy working on I you know what I've been doing when anniversary last
week fantastic yeah that's why I weren't here by the way that was your iron yeah
yeah what I get her again an iron no I didn't actually get a little bit of wood
with these little iron figurines of me and her and two kids pretty cool they
she liked it what she get me fuck she got me saying I can't remember it was
what she get yeah did she get you anything yeah yeah she got me saying
black series fuck was it what does she get her Funko pop no no fuck knows I
can't remember I was doing a load of shit memorable yeah she can't remember
is it a key ring it's so lucky she doesn't listen to this yeah so yeah I've
done that where was I the week before fuck knows you're part-time over here
yeah no no no you didn't get back to fucking our fourth oh yeah yeah I've got
fucking rear rear ended up the ass yeah so that one was on you yeah last week
was the anniversary you know what I mean yeah just explaining the fact yeah and
yeah other than that I've been playing many games lately I've actually got back
on the gaming hikes I haven't been playing for a while mmm and yeah that's
it no we've been playing I've been playing a lot I've played I got right
back into Daisy nice got some funny stories on that I got I can send you the
videos actually I need to edit them and download them I've been playing dead
cells ever played dead cells no it's like voted as one of the best rogue
likes there is and I'm a sucker for a good rogue like I played it on the
switch many years ago but just sucks balls on the switch most things do I
can't control it yeah yeah just the handheld controls it's fine when I've
got it on the on the on the TV with the pro controller yeah anything that I have
to use like the little tiny fucking joy cons on the handheld thing I so
finicky do you mean no not really okay you're just scared of Stefan yeah no
because I know because I got steamed X is the same shit the handheld no no no
it's different no no it's slightly different do you mean do you mean the
joysticks or the actual buttons if you try and aim anything on like Zelda or
so good luck yeah because they're smaller there's no fine-tuning aiming
there you know I mean so there's certain games that just don't feel good and dead
cells is one of them that's why you got a pro controller though yeah I know but
anyway I got it on ps5 I didn't actually buy it I looked at it I'm
collecting something new which is called money so I'm not spending anything and
it was like 20 quid plus fucking about 30 quid for the game or the DLC I thought
fuck that so I'm the old money collectors I bumped up my PlayStation
subscription to the next tier which give it to me for free so you know cost me an
extra two pound a month and I get to play dead cells yes you are refused to bump up
my fucking PlayStation Plus because their tears are fucking wank well you want
any of the games on the on the list use it refuse it so yeah I'm playing that
Daisy well so I played downloaded deep rock galactica
door oh yeah I was playing that last night yeah that's a decent one I quite
enjoyed that that was fun rock and stone it's always better when you're playing
with other people I think I think that's like a game where it's designed to be
played with other people and I downloaded the PG a what golf is the way
fucking what PGA tour PGA tour 2k 23 fuck me I was playing that Jesus that
was free on PlayStation Plus yeah and that great if you like that I used to
love golf games I used to play so many I used to play plays golf games much
people Tiger Woods when I was younger me and Clarky fucking used to rinse that
good times so yeah it's good that sounds so fucking boring it's not the only golf
I've ever enjoyed playing was the one in GTA and that's because you could fucking
it's the worst bro is the worst golf game no but yeah that's that's a lot of
fun so yeah now I'm just like spoiled for choice I wanted to play battlefront 2
again I haven't the only reason I haven't played that is because I have to put the
disk in that's the reason sacrilege yeah I can't bother to find the fucking
disgusting in the box somewhere and yeah obviously I got swotor but once again I
need to play that it's on a subscription but I just don't know I'm in that I'm in
that limbo where I want to play many things but they're not out so I want to
play starfield not out I want to play Baldur's Gate yeah all right yeah is out
not for me I can't play that on the laptop I love
playing console so I have to wait and that's coming out same time as
starfield on console so that's back burn and cyberpunk so I'll punk don't come
out to the end of next month so that's got some time and that's what I'm
looking forward to so yeah many many things you've been playing Baldur's Gate
a little bit I've been playing a little bit of it talk to me I've been playing a
bit of Baldur's Gate so oh god if I see one more fucking tick-tock here's the
quickest way to do this I hate it I hate the fucking I hate this new age of tips
and trick videos and fucking quick life hacks and all this shit for games have
been out for five minutes it's so annoying yes you go well don't watch him
then I don't believe me I don't watch him I scroll straight past him but maybe
the fucking nanosecond that I see it keeps it in the algorithm because I keep
seeing fucking videos and same with remnant 2 ah here's a secret weapon that
you can get all this stuff that you can do here's how to get the most money all
that shit I hate it remnant 2 is a prime example of a changed me because that is
that's it looks like a sick game this gets a lot it's got a lot of looks
fantastic it's got a lot of positive reviews a lot of positive people I trust
in the industry of saying good things about it and I'm boy because I'm
collecting money yeah I can't become bothered I know but I want to play it and
I want to buy it but I keep going on it and I'm like not paying 50 quid yes see
I normally I drop that bomb but I was really interested in it until I see all
the videos of people saying oh here's this secret and here's this secret and
you can do this but you also need to do ten things to get this one thing to then
get another 20 things and then do this one thing which gives you this thing and
all that and I was like I ain't I ain't got the time I can't be bothered and
Baldur's Gate is an extremely fun game yeah like cyberpunk you get to pick your
own penis and everyone loves to pick their own penis and then you can pick a
different vulva it's great if you wanted to it's fantastic but yeah I'm not that
far in I'm maybe like three hours into the game so fucking barely scratched the
surface of it and I'm enjoying it it's definitely a different kind of game
people are whinging a lot about about the style of gameplay and that is
turn-based it's D&D what the fuck did you expect that's like playing chess and
then kicking off because it's turn-based what did you expect is that is just what
it is it's in that world I quite enjoy it it gives you time to think it's yeah
it's very fun at the moment you can pretty much do whatever you want sort of
within reason but if I wanted to pick a body up and throw it at someone's head I
can if I wanted to that kind of shit I've never I've never played a game with
more freedom to do things than Divinity Originals into which is basically it's
exactly the same yeah same developer and yeah so I know exactly what is expected
you know cast this talk to animals and yeah I've never played a game like this
before yeah it's fucking nuts like they're me and Clark he was playing it
but same time not come up but we plan at the same time and we discussed where we
was up to and we were similar location wise and I don't think I've ever heard
two different stories like because everyone preaches our decisions have
choice and nothing like this game divinity was so boulders gate is only
gonna amplify that by tenfold boulders gate is just it's it's such a
benchmark and I know a lot of developers are hating on it because it is setting
such a high benchmark they even come out and said there is no there is no DLC you
don't have to pay for there isn't there is no transactions within the game
there everything is there it is for it you've already they said this themselves
you you've paid for the game you've paid for a complete game here is that entire
game and everything in it you've already out because you fucking paid for it and
I think a lot of developers are running scared because I'm this isn't the
benchmark this is this is a one-off no this is what it should fucking be I
paid sixty quid for a game that's it I shouldn't have to spend any more money
for it to be interesting if you want to throw in a DLC later on that's absolutely
fine but don't don't gate keep stuff behind money how a lot of games do the
game released absolutely fine there was a slight issue like I said to you with
steam where it was overloaded so the download speeds were fucking horrendous
but they sort themselves out and yeah the the handful of times that I've
jumped in have been I've been great I can tell this game is gonna take me
fucking forever because they're just moving around and search and everything
and I don't think you're finishing this game and figure it out I thought that
well before you you bought it I just know if you play this you're not
finishing it your attention span is too short you will move on to pastures new
before you even hit act two it's gonna be difficult if if I ain't done it by
the time Starfield comes out I see a geezer yesterday he had to because you
obviously had to delete this has been in early access for years like act one and
the geezer showed his steam page and said you know I see a sad moment for me
and he had over because obviously at act one only act one they've changed a lot
of it now anyway but he had over 2,000 hours on act one alone obviously he's
just played it for years but 2,000 hours if you've got 2,000 hours worth of
content possible and you're missing about in that that's nuts that's just
the first act yeah it's got did I see it say it had 178 hours of cutscene or
so yeah but you won't you won't scratch the surface on seeing it all no I know
but that's what I mean that's something like that and then something like six
over 600 different spells like 60 or different fucking classes or some shit
other that I did see the statistics of it and it was fucking mammoth which I
won't lie to you I looked at that and thought that's not happening oh and that's
there and yeah the chances are I probably won't finish it I'll probably
get a bit in I don't think that will take away from the fact that it's a
great game but you're right my my attention span for this kind of stuff is
very weak it just is unless something grabs you like your attention span is is
is one or two ways I know is you're either like yeah I really love this and
but that's enough for me and you'll move on with your life or you'll be like I
really love this and I just I can't stop I know man's sky he was like I just
obsessed with it yeah he was just in if it weren't for Baldur's Gate I would
have had cyberpunk done already 100% we need to talk about as well as Baldur's
Gate's just sort of like taking it a little bit and I'll probably will be one
of those people that dips in and out of Baldur's Gate but I can't I already know
I'm not gonna be sitting there every night playing it because it's just not I
think it runs that it comes down to a creativity issue for me I'm not a
creative person so you give me the freedom to do whatever you want you've
given me a sword and then a rocket launcher and a barrel of grease and a
fucking grenade I'm gonna hit you with the sword because I the other shit I'm
just not I threw a pot of grease down and then set it on fire and that's the
most creative I've ever been within a game did that on my own and I was like
that so that I get paralyzed by choice yeah it's not because it's not laid out
to you and you can do whatever you want which is a fantastic thing I'm not
knocking that whatsoever it's just for me personally I feel like I'm I don't
want my hand held but I kind of do at the same time you know you know I mean I
want I want I want a load of stuff that I can choose from but in a nice little
package there's a fine line between Baldur's Gate and Final Fantasy combat
you know you can either just whack the same button over and over which is my
numbing or you can give us loads of choice and it's paralyzing need a
common middle ground somewhere where it's a mixture of yeah thing but then I
say turn base for turn based games are very difficult notoriously for me I love
turn based games like XCOM I used to love playing that a big fan of XCOM
Pokemon you know games like that but when it comes to this where you've got
you've got a factor in in divinity and I imagine it's similar if not the same you
have to factor in multiple party members all their different abilities yeah where
they are on the battlefield yeah the enemies are on the battlefield correct
if you've if you've got elevation on them because if you've got elevation you
do more damage what's around you yeah what's your surroundings what's
environmental what's there's a lot going on what's combustible what the weather's
like yeah you know all your spells and stuff like that so it's a lot going on. You can fucking slip on blood. That's what I mean. It's nuts.
I'll tell you what this would be this is a good little comparison it feels
overwhelming in a standard of DayZ where there's just so much freedom for you to
do but that happiness that I had on DayZ and you can you can ask Steph about it
where I managed to set up a fire and just cook some fucking sweetcorn that
happiness I was getting from that I was I was prepared to just set up camp in
that little fucking village forever I've got my little fire I've got a I've got
some patches where I can grow fucking tomatoes and shit like that I'm sweet I
don't need the combat leave me alone I'm just fucking I'm surviving it and that
was some tiny little aspect in this big vast fucking universal shit that I can
do and I got you telling me I can put a fucking bag over someone's head and then
and then put a pork you're up their ass you know I mean I can do all this kind
of stuff and I'm sitting there cooking fucking sweet corn and that's where I'm
I'm happy it's it's kind of like that with Baldur's Gate I know that I can do
loads of big elaborate stuff but I already know that I'm not gonna do that
unless I've got someone with me who's like helping me through a lot for it
which for me I think's okay I'm not I haven't got an issue that I've just
given them 60 quid because I think what they've made is fantastic have the
fucking money I'll be able to dip in and out of it whenever I want I'm already
talking myself out of it fuck this game this is the last I'll play of it I'm
sorry everyone that's great get it I will and I did contemplate getting it
for the laptop and I would have bought it if it gave you that lovely sweet
cross-platform play which it doesn't obviously I don't blame anyone for not
doing that I'd be interested to see what it's like on console I played Divinity
on console and I loved it I just I just don't like pointing and clicking how do
you move on this WASD or point click you don't like that do you the movement is
it's pissing me off because it's it's point and click but WASD moves the
camera freely around so say look at me so say where is it where your people are
say they're imagine imagine these people there's a 20 meter area a radius round
you can move the camera anywhere you want around that and spin it around and
all that shit and then yeah you can click so the movement is cool because
you can look like quite far ahead and then click go and then just wait for
your people to rock up but yeah it the the click movement aspect I've never
been a fan of it never been a fan of it that's why I just find it annoying I'm
just more at home on a control we're just moving with them with the analog
stick and stuff when you turn base contact when you in turn base combat
moving then you move around to yeah point that's fine yeah when I'm just
like bowling about I want to analog man I just want to roll around you know I
feel like from an exploration point of view I would do better with not having
to click and move I just it makes life a lot easier like playing Diablo 4 with a
controller plugged in was a completely different experience to playing it
with a mouse and keyboard because you have that freedom of movement with
analog sticks just feels nice such a fine line because I feel like I want the
I want the movement of analog sticks but I want the inventory with a mouse I mean
same with Daisy like I don't like I just couldn't play a game like Daisy on a
mouse because I don't like the idea of aiming or anything with a mouse it's
foreign to me but I like the menu stuff with a mouse I prefer aiming with a
mouse I'm sure I'm used to yeah I'm with you I'm with you on that I'm far more
used to doing it on analogs and I am on a mouse so I although I prefer the
feeling of shooting with a mouse I will always go back to analogs because it's
what I'm comfortable with I know how if I know how to get used to it it's like I
downloaded control on to onto the laptop which I've already got on my steam deck
which I very nearly finished I'm just doing it in drips and drabs and I played
it for about half hour on the laptop and uninstalled it because I don't like this
on the laptop it feels it feels nice on this laptop but it I'm so used to it on
the steam deck with a typical like controller gamepad setup I was like I
don't I don't want to let me just have one and I feel like Baldur's Gate would
be would kind of be like that but ultimately I don't really give a fuck
because I'm not ripping the game apart I think it's fantastic but if it's not for
me then it's not for me at least I've tried I know it'll be for me I look
forward to it but it's one of them I never thought it would be your kind of
thing I thought you was um I love you thought you was too cockney I love
divinity too granted never finished it so I probably will be in the same boat
as you overwhelmed me and fuck me did it get hard like really odd yeah I'm not
used to them sort of games I'm not good at them sort of games but I enjoy all
the story and the weapons and the characters and all that when it comes to
the combat suck balls so is what is I know I got anyone who's played who plays
D&D like in real life he's obviously gonna be having a wet dream over this
kind of shit so they'll have a much easier time especially people that have
a group of people to play with that will treat it as if it is real life D&D
where they only play it when they meet up I feel like that experience will be
something that I I won't get to take part in because obviously I don't have
a community like that but not massively fussed either right do you want some
tales from Daisy tales of the wasteland yeah I have a wee first okay just watch
the clip that Ash got from Daisy of him being fucking just just abused I was
just abused I didn't I don't like what I've seen because you just fucking
pointed a gun at you and said let me look through your shit nah so for context
I bumped into a geezer I said hello fella he said what you saying I said not a lot
we moved our separate ways I kept my eyes on him didn't know what his game
plan was and then the zombies spotted me so I ran and hid in a shed panicked a
little bit open the door instead of shutting it and then I heard him
whacking up the zombies outside so I opened the door and he come over and he
just said no problem no problem yeah cheers fella is that can you can you do
me a favor I said what's that put your fucking herds in the year yeah pulls the
gun straight away yeah I was like to be honest I don't know if you had any
bullets but you can't take that risk so I was like well yeah no worries but I
don't know how to put my hands in the air so I'm fiddling in the menus trying
to put me hands in the air he said don't worry laughs at me so just put your
clothes on the floor and go sit in the corner so I did as I was told he looked
through my stuff he said don't worry about it keep your food and off you go
and he buggered off and I said thanks thanks for holding me up and going
through all my stuff now that doesn't sound major exciting but that is Daisy
and that's why as I said to Jem and it's Jem's favorite game ever made she loves
it not that she's a gamer but she just fucking loves Daisy and it's them
interactions that make the game and that's why it's so amazing you got robbed
up I got robbed and I had a great time getting robbed so you sat in a corner
yeah is what would have happened I would have gone fuck yourself and then would
have gone to throw the fist and then you'd have shot your head that's what I
would have said to him I said do you want my stuff you're gonna have to kill
me if you want this stuff fuck you and then we would have taken that risk and
if I'd have won I would have been I would have been big bollocks I had a few
items and I didn't want to lose it just wouldn't have happened so a couple of
other things that have happened in my travels I was going through a village it
was the same night as that actually and I spotted a geezer so I try and be
friendly with people I try not to shoot on sight we are different players most of the time
I don't have guns to be honest with you but I was like hello you alright he just fucking shot at me
straight away so I just darted away through the forest ran round come wrapped
around to this other bit of village and I was going through some houses I bumped
into some other dude I was like you alright and then matey Bob come across
the bridge the geezer just chased me and he was like hello
he's Russian he was yeah I was like did you did you just try to shoot at someone
he was like yes I tried to kill a freshie I was like a fresh yeah that was me I
didn't tell him it was me yeah and and then he said to the other guy he was
like do you have Mike and he like done that with his head you know to say no so
just shot him in the head they went no Mike no life but fuck me did it make me
jump because I wasn't expecting that he I was watching him shake his head and he
had a shotgun and went it made me fucking jump out my skin and you'll see
when I get the video like my camera shake where it made me like flinch it
made me jump so much I was like well that's one way to deal with it I guess
no life no Mike no life and it's funny though he had all the gear man he was
geared up and then he was like do you have food I was like nah it was like he
have some beans so he gave me some beans I was like I had no way to open the tin
yeah so I was scared to ask I said thank you very much but I can't open them he
was like here take my knife so I used his knife and he's like give me knife
back do you want do you want some of these beans he was like no you eat them
fucking how was he poisoned them or something yeah I took the beans they
went good luck my friend thank you for interacting with me and then he walked
off and then that was the interaction I had and it was fucking great and the
reason I thought he might poison them or something in hindsight he couldn't have
because they were sealed but I've been watching YouTube videos with this geezer
that goes around and he fills all these fucking bottles up with fucking petrol
yeah and then whenever anyway he bumps into anyone's are you need do you need
water and they're like yeah and he drink he gives them the drink we don't give
them the bottle he just pours it in their mouth he's like and they're like
oh yeah thanks so much because I've seen their first meet it goes up so it's fine
and then all of a sudden they just start throwing up they're like what you done
so you got better full of diesel fucking diesel mate
Daisy I committed cardinal Daisy sin I got a fair bit of gear you logged out
didn't you know I was in an airfield tower no I was in a little military base
thing you was gonna log out there on that clip you showed me because you hit
start no no no that was me genuinely precious you fumbling try to get out
because it takes 15 seconds yeah just shot me but yeah I come out like a
little military area and he just geezer was just bowing about and I start with him as
much as he stalled me so I just went hello hello friendly friendly friendly
yeah he just yeah no he just ran around the building and he weren't answering me
so I knew we were fighting I could hear him running around the building so I
just went upstairs and looked out so if I don't know how long that gaze is
probably thinking I was still in that building for like trying to get in get
in there and then I'm just gone mind games but when I look back in like 20
minutes later and there was just a glow stick on the floor so I don't know if
that's like a sign say you're a prick I know what you did he's a glow stick I'm
pretty sure when you log out you leave a glow stick I don't know maybe that's
when you log out you leave a glow stick or something and then yeah I had another
interaction where I was in a military base and yeah I geezer came along and it
was in the same building funnily enough and I said hello he didn't say nothing
he ran away so fuck sakes I ran upstairs and I was like looking out the windows
and then I heard hello hello and he came back but he come back with a mate but I
was like holding a really good position because I was upstairs the only way they
could get me is if they come upstairs and yeah I was gonna hit one of them
whether I killed him or not another matter but they don't know what I've got
today so they're like right listen we're gonna need that plate carrier you've got
which is like I'm a vest I ain't got a plate carrier it was like yeah we know
you have we've seen it I was telling you now I haven't because I didn't I say I
got field vest that's all there's like what weapons you got I was like I can't
fucking tell you that you know no yeah it's got nothing yeah come up and fuck
me I was like yeah I've got weapons what you got I was like yeah we got weapons
you're gonna need to come downstairs and with your hands up and we're gonna take
that plate carrier that's all we want I was like right well if I come downstairs
then you're gonna say I haven't got a plate carrier are you gonna kill me
he was like look if you don't come downstairs we're just gonna come up and kill you
anyway so I was like alright point taken yeah I'm on my way so I come down I come down
with I've worked out to put my arms up so I come down with my arms up and there's
like oh you haven't got a plate carrier all right best of luck to your friend and
then they fucked off and left me and all these little interactions are so fun so
scary and so meaningful because right now I've got I've got an SMG with loads
of shit with bullets I've cleaned it so it's like really good condition I've got
two silenced pistols with loads of ammo I've got I've got army helmet I've got
a plate carrier I've got army backpack army trousers army jacket I've got a
hockey mask I look ruthless mine was the food and water was my biggest issue
just keep in top that with food and water I'm alright with that it's all it's all about when to eat it and when not to eat it and how much
energy you exert and stuff like that is there's so many like things under the
hood that affect that but I'm alright with the food the food is never really an
issue for me I've got a big canteen full of water I've got loads of food in my
backpack so now I'm like it's difficult because now I'm geared up but what do
you what you supposed to do with that gear we supposed to interact with
people I guess or just hunting for stuff but I get scared when I see other people
do you mean I get really fucking terrified yep because you might lose it
yeah I've made it point to not log out you know because it's the whole point of
the game yeah you know you just it's pointless if you're gonna do that so
when I was waiting for you to get back I had a little jumped on earlier and yeah
I was just running around and I noticed a fucking a house with smoke coming out
the chimney I'm gonna murder someone I'm a ruthless killer so I was like walked
up to the fucking doors like knock knock motherfucker better come out put your
hands up no reply so I fucking open the door closed it got my SMG out poking my
head around the corner I'm gonna kill you there's no one in there someone was in there
cooking up food and they fucked off and then they fucked off but I knew that was
in the area yeah but now now I'm nervous so I'm like they trapping me like what's
going on yeah yeah yeah cuz you don't know if that person might be more
fucking geared up than you are but mate I've got everything I got knives fucking
guns ammo food water I've got if someone shoots me they're gonna have to have a
fucking good shot because I'm not going down I got armor on and I got fucking
helmets and everything so yeah I think my next plan of attack is I want to head
bit south I know where I am I've got the map up let's go south of the water and
I'm gonna head a bit south and go to the next military base and then try and find
me a proper like big AK or M4 or something because at the moment I've only got an SMG
and pistol but I've got a rifle but no bullets for it or magazine but yeah
what it's such a good game I always go back to Daisy I've got like 130 hours in
it which I wasn't aware of. What the fuck was that? Was that you? Yeah it was my little creature. It's making so many noises like a sound box.
Good game. I think the last time I played it I died because I I cooked some
chicken but didn't wash my hands so when I ate the chicken I got salmonella
then I died. Fuming. I put the controller down I said that was
fantastic I'm never playing this again. But much like you I just the game just
puts me in a state of like zen so if I'm just out in the out in a field or
whatever and I cook up a little fire and I'm sitting by the fire I obviously got
headphones on so you need to hear what's going on and you can hear like the birds
or the sounds of the just like the wind and the fire crackling and stuff there's
a real zen feeling about it but also absolute terrifying feeling because
someone might was that in the bush? Yeah. Was that nice? I mean you just don't know because
the map's so big but yet you always seem to come across people somewhere and
you never know what another player's intentions are you know
some people are friendly you know the furthest south I ever made
it I remember Jen was watching me and I just found like a lodge place I've never
been there before and obviously the loot gets better the furthest south you go or
inland depending on what map you play and I was excited and just as I got there
this fucking heavily geared geezer was just aiming like a fucking AK or M4 or
something gas mask on everything I was like whoa no no friendly friendly friendly
and he was the nicest geezer in the world he was like I just want to make sure you
weren't gonna shoot me do you need anything I've got medicine I've got this
out in the oven I was like oh fuck it I thought that was it I thought like probably like 30
hours worth of play or whatever was coming to an end and it didn't and that
was just so epic and then I fucking trod on a landmine broke my legs and I had to
crawl to try and get some sticks to make a splint but it's just a fascinating
experience it's such an amazing game
but you need I was bleeding bandages splints everything but you need they
need to like make Daisy to on like Unreal Engine 5 like then the potential for
that game is just little graphics I make it a bit tastier than fucking let's go
and have it it's still very very popular still gets a lot of views on YouTube
still a massively popular game and yeah I love it and it's got a cult following
100% you gotta be a you gotta be a special kind of person to really enjoy
Daisy which you evidently are and I enjoy Daisy as well I really do I know
exactly what you mean that that anxiety and excitement of having a decent bit of
loot and then coming into contact with hostile people and you're like oh fucking
hell here we go and it's either fight or flight and it's just you know you don't
know if the person you're coming up against is the same as you or if they've
been playing for fucking ten years you know you just don't know what they're
capable of you just fucking do wild shit you can like I walked into a house and
and there was no one in there but someone had been in there because there's
loads of human flesh on the floor that's great you know you could tie someone up
or and force them to eat human flesh which will make them go crazy and they
just keep giggling they're like he just they can never sneak around or anything
you know they are and the feeling of like actually killing someone is just
there's no right in it because you just like that's it's hard to kill someone
it's hard to shoot them it's hard to get like a clean shot on them and even when
you shoot them there's no hit markers you don't know if they're dead or they're
just unconscious or you know you need to get in close and see if they're gone and
it's just especially if you shoot someone from distance they drop and you
can't see them no more and you don't know whether they're up they've moved
where their location is there's no hit markers there's no red dots there's no
map the only map you've got is one you can download on the app store and you
have to try and work out where you are from landmarks and space it's an amazing
game but yes definitely in a quiet taste and probably once I've lost this life I
probably won't play again for a while yeah but while I am playing it and I am
alive that's great what I have been thinking about playing last night I was
heavily thinking about it and I've played it before and I don't really like
it but you like it a lot and it seems appropriate is out of world because it's
leading up to starfield you said you'd completed it already I said I played it
I never finished it never finished it oh so good it just got very boring and
repetitive I liked it man it was good all the assets the assets were all the
same all the like exteriors and interiors were very like they're just the
same it's very calm pace good I found it really good and paste I found it really
fun because it's a lot shorter than them fallout obviously it's oblivion that
makes outer worlds and oh no it's not obsidian obsidian sorry I'm thinking of
oblivion because because I'm playing ESO with Steph yeah it's yeah it's shorter
but I really liked it it found it felt a lot more combat wise I think it felt
better than previous fallout games maybe not fallout 4 but previous titles
before that I think it felt more streamlined and I quite liked the story
because you weren't getting overwhelmed with stuff it is a much it is a much
more basic world there is still to hidden stuff going on all this type of
shit but it's like a like a 30 40-hour campaign something like that it's
really not massive and it's it's quite a bit more linear than other games than
other fallouts it's open world still but it's very much fly to this place you can
now explore this this like certain area for like kind of destiny esque type type
thing but yeah I 100% recommend it very fun game after listening to that and
just I was just having flashbacks of everything I remember playing it I'm not
gonna play it I remember playing it and I remember being in certain places just
be like this is fucking boring as fuck I remember it now vividly I got quite far
I was on like the third planet or so yeah I completed it I really liked it
I did read but but again that was like the fifth time me trying to play it so I
know exactly what you mean when I first jumped into it I thought the same thing
I was like this is a bit this is a bit empty because where you have something
like Fallout 4 you're in a desolate wasteland it's designed to be somewhat
empty but it's not at the same time whereas outer worlds you're in this
futuristic mechanical corporate world where I feel like a lot of the the best
areas are sort of like in the middle and towards the end you're not hit with that
instant like wah whereas like something like Fallout 4 obviously you're living a
normal life and then boom the nuke fucking hits and it's you going down
into the vault you're like fuck I want I need to get out of here to have a look
at what's going on over you got that excitement whereas outer worlds yeah
I know you mean but I do I do think you try and give it a go I know you won't
no I probably won't I remember I remember on like the first planet or
something had like a tuna factory or so yeah yeah I killed every single person
every single NPC there was of course it is even like the the main characters the
only people that it wouldn't let me kill the only people that lived yeah and I
remember them like actually having dialogue that represented the fact that
I just murdered everybody yeah yeah yeah because you you're helping the one of
your companions sort of like revamp it and take it over from the corrupt you
have to flip the switch to take all the power from one place to another then but
then no one can eat and that or you but I think I've done that and then just
murdered the other people you know what I did the same thing and then reloaded
the save because you got these this this big tuna factory and all the workers in
there are oppressed and they're earning fuck all and blah blah blah and it's
this coolest factories run by this big corporate guy that's just in it for
profits and all that shit and trying to work up the ladder sounds very similar
and then there's a bunch of people like settlers from this group from this
factory that basically said no fuck this we're going off and doing our own thing
and yeah I've set up like some not like we're kind of like some hippy camp type
thing isn't they like where they like self sustainable greenhouse type mass
like the experimental thing and yeah you're you're met with a choice over I
will divert power to these new settlers or divert power to this tuna factory
where your dad or this woman's dad happens to live who is like I think he's
ill or something and you need the money you need to somehow make some money for
him to get better and blah blah blah and yeah it's a very it goes one or two ways
and I did the same thing I my actual completion of the game I give all the
power to the tuna factory and then fucking took the factory over I like
took out all the corruption but yeah I did the same thing as you at one point I
diverted it to the greenhouse area and then went back and just fucking
slaughtered everyone because you can because you can fucking why not can why
the fuck not it'll be the same in Starfield man give me the keys to the
kingdom and watch it crumble yeah it will be the same with Starfield I'm so
excited for that game I'm excited that I haven't got a buy it I'm excited I'm
very very excited for that game I'm also excited that I canceled my fucking
constellation edition I'm excited that I canceled my constellation edition
although I nearly repre-ordered it again why I don't know cuz I'm an idiot but
then I remembered I'm collecting money not toys yeah the I still haven't
spoke about Cyberpunk bar in the whole evening that I sat watching yeah yeah
that was fun I enjoyed that it was a great evening what a fun game yeah what
a fun fun game I haven't played a massive amount of it what am I I think
I'm over the 20 hour mark I mean something like that very fun I know I
know exactly what you mean where you were saying that the sort the side
missions you can't tell what side and what's main because I thought I was
doing a big old side mission I weren't I looked at the fucking journal thing it
was a fucking side mission I was like what the fuck's there's yeah there's
there's a lot of stuff I think do you have to keep going back to the Ripper
dock or does the main story like every now and then take you back to them
because I've other than the story taking me to the Ripper dock I haven't actually
been back to him since I fucking paid him off which was very early on I give
him the money that I owed him I did exactly the same I just loved him I need
to pay you back so I haven't actually been back to him for a while when I
know that like my mods and show I'm still very lacking on the whole mod side
of things yeah I don't think I don't think it takes you back there I think
you just choose as and when to get what you want installed so I need to get
money that's my biggest problem I think the first thing I went for was like like
springy legs or something so you hold jump and you could jump on top of
buildings and shit yeah I need to get the mantis arms which is the blades
that come out do you do you have to unlock them or is that something where
just as you level up they become available it's never really explained I
don't think but yeah I think every now and again you just go to a Ripper dock
it hasn't got to be them I think they might have different is the Ripper dock the one
where the symbol is the body or is that just a customization thing I can't
remember but I know there's there's multiple Ripper docks in in all sorts all
different places and I don't know if they've got different abilities that
they can unlock and stuff like that but yeah I remember just going back and go
to a Ripper dock and finding like mantis arms and stuff and like well I'm
installing them but a good thing is I say when the new update comes out and
stuff they're making it so if you go to the Ripper dock get mantis arms
installed or whatever go in the menu you click mantis arms you got mantis arms
in the new in the new update that they're doing it hopefully or what
they've said they are is like they're you're gonna get it installed you're
gonna watch against or much like in the first instance when you get them eyes
yeah so cool it's sick but then you never see that sort of stuff again I was
I need more app it's a use this Ripper docks are represented by a medical
forceps I yeah cuz I I the the shady one that's like in like some back alley
type thing that where all like the the sex robots and shit are going to get
like black market fucking implants and shit I went and had to have a chat with
him because it was part of a main story news and like he's like a woman he man
he yeah some slimy fucking thing with dildos all in the bath and stuff yeah
took his head off yeah same took it off I got what I wanted and then he was just
cowering in on the floor because I punched him in the face yeah same I
punched him in the face get the option to do yeah got what I wanted and then I
just looked at him with pity and I pulled out my shotgun and I just aimed
it as close to his face as I possibly could and I pulled the trigger and then
walked out there like nothing happened exactly the same before I don't like
you he's a piece of shit I don't like you at all I've got exactly what I wanted you can
now die very very simple behavior you're now gone I liked doing the Delamain
mission wait yeah we have to go and find the seven taxis out that I quite like
that where they have like their own yeah that was crazy that was a cool one and
then obviously just fucking around with like what do you think of the heist you
enjoy the heist what at the beginning yeah yeah man yeah that was fun the nice
big twist in it I don't know how much I can say because obviously yeah don't
spoil it but yeah ruin it for anyone that hasn't played it but yeah real
decent decent twisty twisty and then you got some sadness thrown in there not
that much further after that it's it's one of those games where I'm very glad
to be playing it Mark's brought it again and he's playing playing through it
again because in preparation for the fucking DLC I feel like just from the
snippet of when I first played it the improvements are fucking night and day
from what I can say I don't like the fucking animation of getting out of a
motor why we can't just have it where I can fucking bail you've got it where if
I'm on a motorbike I hit something hard enough I go flying over the handlebars
so why that can't be implemented but it's not a fucking deal breaker but yeah
I'm I'm thoroughly enjoying it feels really good the guns the guns feel
really good you wait to yell like the sand Vesta Finn or whatever is and you
can because I always walked around with a fucking samurai sword so yeah I don't
like any of the melee stuff I fucking loved it so when you get that slow down
time thing and you like slow down time and you just fucking it's so enjoyable
you get the executions off and stuff these shotguns are my main thing at the
moment that's what I sort of like spec myself into his sub machine guns and
shotguns because I just the matter the mail age but like I say I haven't you're
in a position because I think now you've played it you're enjoying it bloody
blah you might play boulders gate Wow whatever the fuck you're gonna play
starfield you'll play that so when the when the expansion comes out and then
you jump back in I'm gonna be all over you're gonna feel the difference as
well and then I'm also experienced in the other side of things where that
people were getting when edge runners come out the people that have played
cyberpunk will oh my god I see and all this little bit well I'm getting the
other side of that having watched edge runners before playing cyberpunk like
getting V's jacket like the yellow jacket and so they last year so cool so
it's just such a vast world with it's not overwhelming that's the bit that I
like about it the fast traveling is decent is that the very easy to fucking
traverse the world and the the dialogues and everything is very good it's a very
good game and Keanu Reeves is fucking great Johnny Silverhand love Keanu
fucking oh he's great he's fantastic that experience in that story is very
cool because I know nothing of cyberpunk I've genuinely like spoken to Steph
about it loads of times before like how like with with tears of the kingdom is
like how did you not ever get any spoilers for it and she's oh we you just
you sometimes you just don't well I'm the same with cyberpunk I never really
understood what she was on about but now with cyberpunk you think all them when
did it come out 2020 yes like that so about three years worth of I know
nothing literally nothing all I knew was that Keanu Reeves was in it but I didn't
know in what capacity yeah why isn't it why is in it what what any of the story
is I don't know any of the characters I don't know what happens because when it
first come out it was absolutely appalling for me and I returned it and
then that was it that was cyberpunk done for me so there was zero
interaction from me for cyberpunk so I never saw anything on it and so far so
far it's really good and I know it's really good because I remember most of
it yeah I know pretty much what I'm but I haven't played it for about three maybe
four days but I know where I am and what I've got to do and what's led up to that
point and where it is sort of what direction it's going in some of them
so I'm so fucking nuts man like they some of them are so dark as well and I'm
like I don't like this mmm well that's powerful it's good it's fucking amazing
cyber psychos are fun yeah I never killed that one you I watched you kill
the other day I want the one by the bins yeah I just batted over shotgun yeah so
I was playing like South planet on hard so a lot of this I had to turn it down
towards you in because it's too much no it was just not enjoyable because my
guns weren't feeling powerful I felt like piss doesn't matter what abilities
I had I was just getting fucking I just weren't good enough at the game at the
time so when I turn it down I was like now I'm enjoying it because I can mow
down a room full of enemies and feel like I've got I had that because I was
trying to do like a not a side mission but like an event and every time I was
going in there Steph was watching me I just kept getting fucking battered you
talking I've got a half decent shotgun and I'm having to put a full mag in to
someone to kill him and there's like a hundred people I was like this is just
kept getting fucked at the same point and I said to Steph said I got I got to
do something else because I was like this is putting me off I was like I have to
do something else there's no way in hell this is normal when it weren't because
it all scales I didn't realize that so I went to a different point did a
different mission and people were dropping with like fucking two shots and
then I went back funnily enough and then did that area once I was a little bit
more leveled up I went back in their guns blazing with the same shotgun but
upgraded I thought here we go and it was three shots rather than fucking eight
karma bitch so it's I've already sort of worked out that my approach like with
many things is not stealthy no we'll go in blunt guns blazing I fucking throw
grenades in our fucking I'll ping everyone so I know where they are and
then just boom they're dead they're dead they're dead I always start off still
feeling and just shoot everybody I just can't be fucked stealth always looks
fucking sick but I still enjoy stuff more than everything but how did you get on
with that you know when you got to get the robot for the heist you go into the
mouse so sick and he sticks a gun up in your face and the music's pumping
yeah it's like well intense and that when you meet the woman behind the alley
because she gives you a counter offer and they plug you in yeah and I was I
was having none of it I was kicking off of her because I did yeah see I went the
other way because she gave me the deal I coaxed her into giving me the offer and
then she like told me what it was and I went nah and then walked off and fucking
it all got a little bit tasty and I was just giving it the big one and then
they've sort of I think they sort of realized that they needed me so they
couldn't put a bullet in my face but yeah I went and got that fucking robot
remember what choice I made with that but she was texting me up and then I
went and met her and shagged her and she's not done with me but I killed her
yeah I think I'm done with her now if you want to kill her you can share her
and kill her I'll find her but the geyser that has the robot obviously you pop him
in the face as well now I just didn't I didn't want I didn't trust her because I
killed him I didn't trust her she wanted she wanted to shag me for one reason or
other I was like I don't trust her I'm happy to kill anyone my I'm currently
what's her name you killed Royce didn't you yeah yeah Royce got fucking Royce
got a fucking gun to the face bro and then started everyone else in that
fucking room fuck you Royce I went see you later you're dead because it gives
you the option then it you can pull the trigger you can fucking leave it I pulled
that motherfucker I waited to the very last minute of the bar
went pull dead shot him in the face I'll make him think they're gonna know whoops
yeah you're dead it's over but I'm currently mobbing with that woman from
the what's the what's the factions so you got corpo is it no mad no mad and
street kids I'm currently chilling with some women from the Nomad group pan am
pan am she's great I love her she's fantastic I'm having a lot of fun with
the main love interest is like pan am and Judy yeah she's great pan am is is
I like her I shagged the male prostitute interesting did you do is it the when
you go to that thing and you got pick a name and you picked Angel when it was a
geezer yeah I picked him but you don't know you don't you don't shag him this
is you just chill on the bed fucking stroking each other's faces but I went
I went and found a female like sex robot and then paid her a hundred fucking
eddies and then and then and then mashed her saw some bouncy boobies I was like
oh this is great Steph was behind me I was like look at this this is fantastic
and then and then I was just chilling like walking around and then I heard
like this manly voice going hey baby and I was like I spun around and then there
he was I could like interact with him and it was like a hundred Eddie's I was
alright so I filmed it for mark it was great but it's the same it's the same
animation it's the exactly the same it's just a it's just a geezer's body so you
scissor in and all this shit I was like this wouldn't work this wouldn't be any good but
yeah it's really um add the telly up like it's a fucking 50% yeah and it
weren't it weren't fucking late in the day so like and all the doors were open
so it is literally like no this is this is a bit too much yeah great 100% get it if you
haven't already got it I would say get it or get it when Phantom Liberty comes
at least yeah but we'll probably wrap it there because I really need to piss
wrap it on a high note get cyberpunk if you haven't get cyberpunk and shag a
bloke done that's the worst what that's our advice to you yeah in whatever order
you want or at the same time it's great see you later
all right however