1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:08,720 What? No, no, stop it. Stop it. No, it's too late now. No, no, do. No, no, this is it. 2 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:13,120 This is the intro. No. I've already started it. You said you wanted to say hello. Yeah, 3 00:00:13,120 --> 00:00:18,960 but not like this. Not like this. So it works. Hello. Everyone, I'm shy now. What's that? 4 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:25,360 Why? Hello. What do you mean? You said you wanted to fucking say hello. Hello, welcome 5 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:32,080 to What's the Buttons? What's on the Button? We're here. It's been a damp day in What's the Buttons 6 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:39,600 HQ. We were going to record this a while ago. Two hours ago. Yeah. And where we've got the podcast 7 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:45,680 set up, it sounds so snobby, don't it? It's right next to the pool. No, no, I don't think that's 8 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:53,200 even why. I think so. We had a pipe burst a couple of months ago. It frills. But I think also this, 9 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:57,360 it's just built in the shade. So there's this like fucking white. Yeah, where the room is, 10 00:00:57,360 --> 00:01:03,040 it gets no sunlight whatsoever. So I've got all my Funko, like basically all of my gaming shit is 11 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:09,760 in here. I need to clean my glasses, Karen. Let's go for it. And my mountain of Funko pops. And we 12 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:16,480 just noticed like a little bit of damp. So have basically gone through for the last two hours, 13 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:22,800 just boxing everything up. So all my Funko's bar, the signed ones, which are all in hard stacks, 14 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:30,000 are now in a fucking in a cardboard box. But it has allowed me to set up the God of War shrine, 15 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:33,600 which I think is quite nice. I think it looks decent because before it was just cluttered. 16 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:42,480 Like I think it looks better. We've hung the fucking the old Galadriel and Eowyn, hung those up. So it 17 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:47,440 looks decent. It looks less cluttered. It's just the Funko's now live in a fucking cardboard box 18 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:51,280 until we get our own place and then and then bang them in a shelf. But I'd rather that than 19 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:58,080 them rot away. Well, and like this this has been like, you know, I kind of get like a strange 20 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:04,480 enjoyment from sorting things. Yes. But nothing will ever satisfy me like the way cleaning your 21 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:10,560 kitchen and your old house. Oh, what in the annex? Oh, my God. No, that and the bookshelf. This is a 22 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:17,120 gaming podcast. Incredible. Just a little bit. It's on it's on it's on the spectrum with the gaming 23 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:22,480 and that I've I've oh my God, I could have we could have been Instagram famous. You know what 24 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:26,640 I mean with the before and afters on that. But anyway, basically, yeah, we've saved we've saved 25 00:02:26,640 --> 00:02:34,960 the Funko pops from from crumbly from imminent, imminent death. So that's how our morning's been. 26 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:41,280 Yeah. And now we're going to be cleaning segment. Yeah. That's the mating service of fucking watch 27 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:48,560 the buttons. Now we're for the gaming side of it. Got the dog in this trying to eat a fly. 28 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:52,720 We are actually remarkably good. She's very good at catching flies. Go on, girl. Great. I just 29 00:02:52,720 --> 00:03:00,240 don't want to jump around anything. We did we speak about it last week? Which it was you last 30 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:06,080 week, wasn't it? It was. It was. Did we talk about my little break from wow? I don't think we know. 31 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:12,480 Yeah, we kind of we're saying about Diablo. Yeah. About the old collapse of Diablo. Yeah. And I think 32 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:17,920 you were one of the saying you were you were hinting at it. Yeah. Yeah. Which ass was having 33 00:03:17,920 --> 00:03:21,840 a little fucking wind off a bit. There was no one there to defend Diablo. Shut the fuck up. You 34 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:27,440 weren't here. That's exactly what. Oh, because he's because he's sucking the cock of Diablo, 35 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:32,880 isn't he? I didn't think we were like slagging it, though. We weren't slagging it. We were just 36 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:37,760 speaking facts on it that they fucked up with their patch and everyone was angry about it. 37 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:44,160 Mate, I'm like, I. Yeah. And now and now Nicki Minaj is coming to call the duty war zone. So 38 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:50,720 there's swings and roundabouts on on what shit and what isn't. I think Diablo shit personally. 39 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:53,440 I just think they've they've flopped it. Well, I mean, I don't think I don't really have an opinion. 40 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:57,600 He won't have an ad. He was just saying it was like there was no one to defend it because 41 00:03:57,600 --> 00:04:03,680 obviously he likes it. I don't know. But you kind of ripping into it. Yeah. But it was one of them 42 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:09,360 where it's it's flopped if you're more than a casual gamer because there's nothing much for you 43 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:14,160 to do if you're casual like ashes, obviously, because he's an adult with an adult life. 44 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:19,120 I suppose it's like the people who love it most are the ones struggling with it the most. Yeah, 45 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:26,160 because they get the most time down on it. Yeah. Yeah. Well, but exciting developments in the world 46 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:33,280 of gaming for us in that me and Steph have since opened up our love for ESO again. And I'm thoroughly 47 00:04:33,280 --> 00:04:40,480 enjoying myself, which we've been down this road many times. I'm not holding my breath. I won't lie. 48 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:47,760 I won't lie. I mean, I am excited. And this time I have sort of the this would be technically our 49 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:55,440 third embrace of ESO. And second time. So the first time around, I've spoken about it on the 50 00:04:55,440 --> 00:05:03,360 pod before I was burned. All right. I was burned by the LinkedIn. He you know, I believe when he 51 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:08,080 said just rewind it there when he when he was like, I love it. I'm into it. I'm really excited for it. 52 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:17,360 He says this. And then it inevitably, wow, it comes in and he's gone for dust. But so last time, 53 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:23,760 I didn't get ESO plus. But this time, I'm you know, I'm going to let that that little flicker of hope 54 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:30,480 that we might actually be still playing this this time next week. I'm enjoying it. I'm looking at 55 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:39,680 it in a different light of ultimately, my my World of Warcraft career is still very flourished, but 56 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:45,280 it's very lonely at the same time. I've got people that I play with, but really and truly only really 57 00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:52,080 really raid with them. They play other games. And at the moment, us, the entire guild have all taken 58 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:58,400 a step back. We've all taken a break because we're burnt out. And yes, there's content to do, 59 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:02,480 but we've done it all. So we we've done it at least once and we're all at the ceiling at the 60 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:06,800 moment. So there's a little bit of movement to go further up in terms of better gear and stuff. But 61 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:10,800 ultimately, it doesn't really matter because you know that when the next patch rolls around, 62 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:17,120 everything you've done is nullified. So everyone's sort of like, right, we'll we'll just take a break 63 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:22,800 for a minute. So in light of that, when I come home and then see you at ESO, I thought, oh, 64 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:26,800 fucking hell, let's let's just give it a go. So I downloaded it again. And it's it's fun, man. Like 65 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:31,520 you said yesterday, we don't even have to be playing with each other, just the fact that we're 66 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:36,880 playing the same game. And it is fun. I never disliked ESO. It was just World of Warcraft just 67 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:42,400 grabbed me a bit. But but this time around, it seems to be seems to be quite decent. And 68 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:49,280 we've already like we went out for dinner last night and it's basically fucking Lanzarote all 69 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:53,600 over again. We just spent the whole night planning what we're going to do on ESO. There's fucking 70 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:58,960 there's so there's there's companions that you can get that that help you along the way. And you can 71 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:04,720 you can level them up and put gear on them and change their style of combat and all that shit. 72 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:10,400 It's basically I think to the point where if you join a dungeon, you can run a dungeon with those 73 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:15,200 companions and they class as actual players. I think so. So to say you're in a five man or a 74 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:20,640 four man, I can't remember exactly what what I think it might be for. If someone leaves, your 75 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:25,920 companion steps in and replaces that person until someone else drops in. So I think the fact that 76 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:31,600 we've both got companions means that we could theoretically do dungeons on our own. Yeah, I think 77 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:35,040 so. Which probably might be the best because when you do it normally, everyone just fucking 78 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:38,800 rinses for them. You don't know what's going on. I know I always get left behind mainly because my 79 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:45,680 internet inevitably like struggles because you're slow, but no thorough. No, you're slow. Thurra. 80 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:53,440 I've just remembered. So, you know, so obviously I'm sure if anyone plays ESO, like there's no 81 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:58,880 cross players, no, you know, interaction. No, you can't get your account from thing. And anyway, 82 00:07:58,880 --> 00:08:04,160 the first time around that we played ESO, we played it on. I was on PS4. Reese was on. Did 83 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:10,000 you have a PS5 yet? Was it PS4 Pro? I think I was on my Pro, yeah. I've always just got the 84 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:18,000 one hardware shitter than you. You know what, though, it wasn't bad. It really wasn't bad to 85 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:24,000 play on on the PS4 as old as she is. No, yeah, I had it. Sorry. No, I had it on the PS5 because 86 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:29,360 I remember this was when I was over the road. You had shit that I couldn't get. Yeah. And I was over 87 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:34,560 the road. And then when I come over to see how you were getting on, I saw the graphic difference and 88 00:08:34,560 --> 00:08:40,640 I was like, what the fuck is that? I was like, yours looks grim compared to mine. And didn't you 89 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:44,320 come and see mine? And you was like, yeah, actually, this looks way better than than fucking my one. 90 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:47,920 It's all right. At the end of the day, I was playing a Game Boy Advance this morning. It's 91 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:53,120 the same. It's the same now. Same now. You're playing it on a Mac, on whatever graphics and 92 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:57,120 I'm playing it on mine on fucking ultra ultra ultra. So they look differently. But as long as 93 00:08:57,120 --> 00:09:03,600 you can play it, it gives a fuck. Well, yeah, the but what was I going to say? Oh, and I 94 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:10,080 suppose it's kind of like the whole mini egg Breath of the Wild thing where I knowing 95 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:16,160 that somewhere something I want exists that I can't have annoying. I can't stop thinking about all 96 00:09:16,160 --> 00:09:21,360 the stuff that's on my PlayStation account. And just then you send companions. I remember I put 97 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:28,640 me and Bastion in like matching crop top and skirt armor. And we look like such a fucking team. 98 00:09:28,640 --> 00:09:34,160 I've got some really cool shit on my one as well, like different skins. I had that zombie. Yeah. 99 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:39,840 It was like a personality thing you had, didn't it? Yeah. So on this one, I've got the polymorph 100 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:45,840 that turns me into that lizard skeleton. But on my PlayStation account, I had like the personality 101 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:50,800 that's a zombie. So you walk around, you're like, yeah, it's really weird. I had loads of shit on 102 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:54,240 that one. And yeah, once we found out that it weren't cross play, when you Google it, they 103 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:58,080 basically say like, absolutely not. We're never going to do it. We cannot be bothered. It's like, 104 00:09:58,080 --> 00:10:03,280 you fucking you can't you could if you wanted to. And we had that just link them. I don't want to 105 00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:08,720 be able to cross play. I just want it to be linked. I just want it. I want the I want to. Yeah, 106 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:14,480 I'd love the ability to say, look, I bought it on the PlayStation. I bought it here. It's the same 107 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:22,640 account. Or can we please just merge these accounts but then have it solely on on PC or like 108 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:26,640 select your platform? Yeah. And I literally I think you do too. But you know, when you downloaded it 109 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:34,480 the other day, like on my ESO account, like on, you know, Google, it literally says like, started 110 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:40,560 playing whatever year PlayStation and started playing whatever year that one, you know, like 111 00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:47,040 they are they even make that like complete, you know, line between to the point where you can't 112 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:52,160 even transfer like ESO plus. I don't think no, you have to technically. Yeah, you can't. You can't 113 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:56,480 transfer. No, you can't because they're different prices actually. I think. Yeah, yeah, you can't 114 00:10:56,480 --> 00:11:04,240 transfer anything because it was cheaper on PC on PC than it is on PlayStation. Yeah. Yeah. 115 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:10,800 Because on I think this is like eight pound on finger, I think it's eleven or ten, ten or eleven 116 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:16,320 quid. Yeah, yeah, shit. I've literally done obviously the character I'm playing at the moment 117 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:25,040 is from when we last played it. And and yeah, that is literally like a carbon copy as close 118 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:30,720 as you can without like forgetting of what I had on PlayStation. That's what I'm the kind of person 119 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:36,560 I am. Like you very much like, oh, start doing stuff. I'm like, no, I want exactly what I logged 120 00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:40,320 back into my main character on it, which is obviously max level and getting the champion 121 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:42,960 points and stuff like that. And I was like, no, I don't like this because I don't know what's 122 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:49,040 going on. Yeah, I don't. I don't. I'd rather start all over again than get to grips, which 123 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:52,880 which is kind of backwards because you could spend an hour getting to grips with your max level 124 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:57,840 character or you can spend the next week leveling up a brand new one. But I'd always rather just 125 00:11:57,840 --> 00:12:01,520 level up a brand new one. That's why I like my World of Warcraft account, which is filled with 126 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:05,440 odd level characters when I've got loads of them because like I forgot how to play it. 127 00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:10,400 Yeah, so I've just made another one. Yeah. And I think that the that's I suppose where, 128 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:17,040 you know, the type of player that you are kind of comes into it. Like I know for myself, 129 00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:23,440 it would probably not so much like when you're back into the swing of things and you know, 130 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:27,520 to then make a new character, because obviously that's kind of the deal. But I think for me, 131 00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:34,240 if I was coming back into it, I kind of like having having to come like that. I've come back 132 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:39,760 and I've got my fast mount, you know, like and things that are familiar to me and that I enjoy. 133 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:45,760 And then, yeah, like you say, like remembering what fucking key is what and that like. But then 134 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:51,040 once you are, you've got a bit of cash and a bit of that and a bit of that. So like I've yeah, 135 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:55,520 I quite like the only thing I don't like is I've got like some shit face paint on that you when 136 00:12:55,520 --> 00:13:01,280 looked is like 800 crowns to change your face, like change your face markings. Oh, 137 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:05,920 so I just have to deal with it. Yeah, but you get face markings as cosmetics because I've got 138 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:10,320 about 10 different ones. Oh, you're going to change it. You can change it. Yeah. The same way 139 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:14,320 that you can put on a polymorphous in your collections. So you've probably got face paints 140 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:20,160 that you can. Hopefully. Yeah. But in the sense that like, you know, like if you chose a scar, 141 00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:24,880 I don't know that you can then change that back. I don't know. Maybe you can. Maybe the face paint 142 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:30,800 changes it because the gate, the thing that I've got, my entire body is now blue. Oh, yeah. It's 143 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:35,120 changed everything. Well, obviously, normally I'm covered in paint and all sorts of shit, 144 00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:41,760 but it changes all of it to blue. Yeah, we'll figure it out. I'm definitely going to save up 145 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:48,320 for my little merchant cat again, I think. Even though that I have to like learn to let go because 146 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:55,760 like I just got that on PlayStation when we stopped playing it. Like I saved up like that's a wasp. 147 00:13:55,760 --> 00:14:07,200 You're fine. Sorry, buddy. But yeah, like Mark, Mark, sorry, Mark and Junior do that, but way 148 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:12,480 worse. Wasps, they hate them. And whenever they fly into the van or they're near them, they do the one 149 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:16,400 thing you're not supposed to do and they start hitting it. No, just trying to get it out of the 150 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:20,880 way. Like, no, fuck off. And then it won't leave them alone. And I keep saying to him, don't fucking 151 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:25,920 hit the thing. Just leave it. Let it fly away. I hate them. They're fucking horrible. Stop hitting 152 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:32,000 the fucking, you fat headed twat. Stop hitting the wasps. I always find that in a situation, 153 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:38,320 don't you, when someone's like being aggressive to a bee or a wasp or whatever. And you're like, 154 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:42,640 no, because I'm not a part of this. But like if it's going to sting someone, it's going to be me. 155 00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:46,400 Yeah, if it gets pissed off, there's a chance it's going to attack me. So stop fucking flailing around, 156 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:50,960 you little bitch. Do not consent to this cycle of that. Leave the bug alone. Oh, fucking hell. 157 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:56,880 It's such a prick. Sorry. It's so annoying. Carry on with what you're saying. 158 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:03,120 I can't really remember. But yeah, basically what we're going to do. So we made the plan. We're 159 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:07,040 going to try and get the other companions that came out. So last time we were playing it, I think 160 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:13,200 that Blackwood was the latest one. It was. There's now High Isles, which has High Isles. 161 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:19,920 No, it was Blackwood. Wasn't it Blackwood when we first started playing it and then it was High Isles 162 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:25,200 the newest one then? I can't remember. Well, anyway, yeah, and there's new companions. So 163 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:32,080 we're going to get those hopefully, aren't we? Yeah. With the mount system, you have to go 164 00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:36,160 to a stable master every single day to increase your mount speed. And you can also increase the 165 00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:41,680 stamina and the carrying capacity and you can only do one percent every day. And so it's quite a 166 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:47,680 long winded thing. However, there is a passive perk that you can get, which increases your mount 167 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:56,480 speed by 30 percent permanently, which is quite a big chunk. And the only way to get that is to 168 00:15:56,480 --> 00:16:06,320 do PvP in this area called Cyrodiil and fucking hell. So annoying. It's so fucking annoying. 169 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:11,200 Because what you unlock at level 10 and then you get to go there and then there's all these 170 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:16,640 tutorial quests and I fucked up because it gave me the option to skip those quests and reap the 171 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:21,520 reward straight away because I've done it before. So I did that, but it didn't give me enough level 172 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:27,200 to unlock that perk. So now I've got to actually take part in the PvP side of things, which as a 173 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:32,720 level 10, it's not going well for me. And I'm pretty sure I've got to do is capture one thing. 174 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:39,200 Every time I try and do it, I just get bumfucked. I think we did. I remember it being difficult and 175 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:43,040 quite long, but I did think we will kind of we I remember enjoying it. Like when we when we had 176 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:50,000 it, we did quite a bit, but it's just fucking it's just fucking annoying. This is so annoying, 177 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:54,160 but I know what's going to happen. I'm going to capture one point finally, and then it's not 178 00:16:54,160 --> 00:17:00,240 going to give me enough and then we have to fucking do it again. I just want it for that 30%. But then 179 00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:03,920 yeah, you got the companions and stuff as well, but I don't want to go and get those companions 180 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:09,920 until I've got the 30% because then it's just long. Basically you don't like it when I have it and 181 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:14,720 you don't know. I don't like moving like a fucking slug. I don't like the fact that I'm on my mount, 182 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:21,280 full sprint and someone can run past me. I don't like that. It's annoying. So I want I want 30% 183 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:28,240 please. Yeah, but then I think that wow, you move so slow. Wow. Not if you're on a mountain, you 184 00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:31,920 don't. Yeah, but do you not remember when we did that when you when I was having a go of it and 185 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:36,080 you were like, oh, there's a if you go and do this quest, you get like a movement speed, but it's 186 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:40,800 like only temporary and then you can never get it again. Yeah. How do you cope with that? What do you 187 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:45,840 mean? You walk so slowly. Yeah, but there's movement increasing stuff like sprint and shit 188 00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:50,640 like that. There's stuff there to make you move a bit quicker and you use your mounts for a lot 189 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:56,080 of stuff. So you just mount up the same way that we do now. I know I just found it. Plus it was in 190 00:17:56,080 --> 00:18:04,720 the tutorial as well. That was all tutorial shit. I know. Yeah. Can't help you. Is that a bone of 191 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:11,360 contention? What do you mean? Well, I don't know. I'm sorry that I couldn't really get you can handle 192 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:17,760 getting out of the fucking tutorial. No, I didn't. It's not your kind of game. It's fine. A lot of 193 00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:22,880 buttons. You're not really like a lot of buttons in the ESO. There is, but you feel like there's a 194 00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:28,480 lot more fluid, a lot more movement where I don't get how you play on ESO. How do you do your I 195 00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:34,800 don't get how you do it. What do you mean your abilities? Do you use the keypad? Yeah, you do. 196 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:42,080 One through to six. Yeah. So my left hand does most of it really. And then I'm pretty much just like 197 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:48,480 aim with my mouse. So you would have been fine with wow. It's the same with fucking. It is, but it just 198 00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:52,320 felt like, I don't know. I don't know. Thing is I was, we were playing at different because obviously 199 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:55,760 I've got the mouse that's got all the buttons on the side of it as well. So what's the buttons? 200 00:18:55,760 --> 00:19:04,720 So I got one fruit to zero on my mouse. So I literally just use my left hand for movement 201 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:10,560 and my right hand does all my abilities and everything. So I haven't got a dexterity. 202 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:19,360 You know, I feel like I know the chair. I have like a numb and numbing because my hand is up. 203 00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:25,520 No, I don't have that. But I'm used to it. Is your arm straight? No. No, it is down. Yeah. But 204 00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:31,280 obviously I'm used to being in that position. True. Ash had the same thing and then he stuck 205 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:34,880 at it and then he found. Yeah, you do have to like power through. Yeah, he found the right. Don't get 206 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:39,840 me wrong after a while, but it's like after a while it's like 10 hours for me is when my arm 207 00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:45,920 starts to hurt a little bit. I find the elbows, the chairs that we've got that padding, that's 208 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:50,320 the only thing that your other chair used to have on my chair is the padding on the elbows. 209 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:55,600 It's way better on ours that fucking rubber shit after a while it proper digs into the elbow. 210 00:19:55,600 --> 00:20:02,720 But yeah, no, I don't struggle with. I did have to deploy a fucking auto run yesterday when I was 211 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:08,400 playing a little bit. Oh, can you auto run on this? Yeah, it's tab. Oh shit. Tab and then all you have 212 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:12,080 to do is hold shift and you're away. And then you're gone. Yeah. Yeah. Rather than the old. Why? 213 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:16,240 Because you're certain. Well, so I have to the shape of my key because my keyboard is quite small 214 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:23,280 or my hands are quite small. It's like a lot of it's with my little finger, which is like a little 215 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:30,160 if just for reference, dear listeners, imagine like a tiny prawn. And then like if you were to 216 00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:35,280 straighten out a tiny prawn, that's the size of my little finger. And like, so she's doing a lot 217 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:41,040 to work. So yeah, I just do also rather than just hold it down like that. Someone who doesn't know. 218 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:46,800 You're basically you're basically playing an MMO. You're gaming with none of the fucking 219 00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:51,600 gaming accessories to help you make life easier. Well, yes, I think using the mouse. I'm using 220 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:56,880 that. I'm using a different mouse. Yeah. That fucking Apple mouse was. Yeah. But that was awful. 221 00:20:56,880 --> 00:21:03,280 No, because it was so annoying. It was. It's not built for that. It's incredible when you're 222 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:08,560 using it for what it's made. Nothing with fucking apples built for gaming. Nothing. Yeah. But 223 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:13,440 in the same way, I wouldn't fucking edit any shit on your laptop. Why? Because screens not 224 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:22,160 the right kind of screen. Why? Because the whole point of a retina screen is it shows it in a way 225 00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:30,160 that's so different to a normal computer screen for editing. Because so if I edit an image or 226 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:36,400 create something, the colorway or whatever on your your one's probably up there on like a bog 227 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:44,160 standard monitor. It's not going to be you can you can change your like you can change like RGB, 228 00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:50,800 CMYK, all the different ones to try and make it a bit more true. But nothing is as accurate. 229 00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:58,160 You know, where your mouse is. No, it's not because obviously you don't have a sideways gesture. 230 00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:07,200 What do you mean? On your mouse, you can't go like that. That's why it's glass. Yeah, but what does 231 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:15,440 that do? When you're when you're working, it means that I can go to the sides without having to 232 00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:22,640 click and drag, click and drag. I just move it. It's kind of like a what the fuck are they called? 233 00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:27,680 Like a touchpad. What are they called on a laptop? A touchpad. Yeah, yeah, that. 234 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:35,360 But that within that on a mouse and it's it is incredible when you're using it for what you're 235 00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:40,080 using it for. You'd be able to buy a decent like nice keyboard. I have thought about it before. 236 00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:43,680 Yeah, even when I was like a bigger one, you know, where they make all the marshmallow sounds like 237 00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:48,480 the really nice like mechanical keyboard. I mean, I could have one for this, but it just means I'd 238 00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:54,160 have to put the laptop further back, which I like my keyboard. I can't be bothered. Yeah. But yeah, 239 00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:58,720 you could get like a really nice mechanical one because you just plug straight in. But then my 240 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:03,920 I don't have a problem. But my keyboard is nice at the end of the day. Like so on my old MacBook Pro 241 00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:12,960 that had the like they've changed it. It was like it was scissor and now it's something else. 242 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:18,240 But I do actually prefer the keyboard on my on my MacBook Pro than the one that comes with 243 00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:28,960 the M1 like the. Yeah. Or 21 whatever year is. Yeah, I do find that like when I touch that, 244 00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:34,160 it's like way more satisfying. Has that like puffy bouncy stuff. Yeah, that's what I would want to get 245 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:39,600 that. And when I first got it, it had to because the one I got because I got it like 246 00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:44,480 cheaper as a student was an American keyboard, which all it is, is basically like instead of 247 00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:50,480 like an arrow, it says delete and like backspace. Of course. But yeah, it doesn't have that like fat 248 00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:57,200 enter thing. Oh, yeah. So that was a rule learning curve smashing the wrong keys. 249 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:02,000 But no, sorry, this is really boring conversation. As long as it's fucking working. 250 00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:08,080 No, I mean, I've got some. It's cheaper than fucking getting, you know, something that would 251 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:15,360 play it amazingly. I've got some earbuds that are arriving today and some people may be thinking, 252 00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:20,640 earbuds for gaming. What a fucking weird thing to do where you can all shut the fuck up because I 253 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:27,840 have decided that I'm tired of having to keep plugging in big janky headset. God, 254 00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:32,800 that's the first world problem, isn't it? Oh, yeah. But that's just what it is. I just. 255 00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:39,360 What do you want? What do you want me to be upset about? You know, I. Wow. It's annoying. 256 00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:47,200 Bless you. I bought the I bought them more specifically for the Steam Deck because 257 00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:51,840 I'm playing it quite a lot and there's nothing wrong with the sound whatsoever. However, I'd like 258 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:58,320 to not have I'd like to be more immersed into the sound when I'm playing, like when I'm sitting in 259 00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:01,920 the van and I'm messing around with it. Obviously, I normally got like Mark next to me, he's listening 260 00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:07,840 to a movie. So he's got he's got earphones in as well. So it would just be quite easy to have 261 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:14,720 earphones for it. Plus, this new era of phones not having a fucking headphone jack. I don't know if 262 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:21,760 I wanted to listen to music outside of the fucking van, I can't. I don't know how I can't plug anything 263 00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:26,560 to a little teenager. Well, can I? Does this have no this don't know how stupid of me. 264 00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:30,080 USB-C headphone. Yeah, I've actually got one of those coming if you'd like it. 265 00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:38,800 So I bought them mostly for that and where me and Steph were playing here, so 266 00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:45,840 she was sat in the same room, but there's a fucking wall in between us. So it sounds ridiculous, 267 00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:54,160 but we can't hear each other. And I I don't want to have to keep plugging in this headset 268 00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:57,760 because the headset that I've got doesn't sit. What am I talking about? You know, I mean, 269 00:25:57,760 --> 00:26:04,000 this is mental, isn't it? This is for these people don't care. They have no choice. 270 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:08,000 Turn it off if you don't like it. They're right there. Basically, I'm just getting earphones. 271 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,640 They're raised or something. I'll let you know if there are any fucking days into this shit. I'll 272 00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:15,120 be returning them. We're going to try it. What are they? They were yogurt pots on a bit of a street. 273 00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:24,240 Yeah, they were. They are hammerhead hyper speeds. They are razor. So fuck it. I'll let you know. 274 00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:28,080 They're rocking up. Are you also like hyper aware? Like everything I'm saying, I'm like, 275 00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:33,280 God, it's really so boring to listen to. I always think that when I do these podcasts, 276 00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:41,040 I think this is shit. This ain't any good. Why people? And then we've got the bullshit 277 00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:46,560 that people pay for as well. And I think fuck me, you'll be wrong. I don't think so because 278 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:52,560 people say nice things. One of you pricks has put fucking less than five stars on our Spotify. So 279 00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:58,400 it's four point eight. I want to know who's done it. I need to know. Don't forget also from the 280 00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:03,440 very, very start, it was gaming peppered with general chit chat. Now it's general chit chat 281 00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:13,680 peppered with gaming. I mean, it's whatever the fuck we want to talk about. I wouldn't. 282 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:19,040 To be fair, though, there is a massive thing in that I'm playing cyberpunk now. 283 00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:28,960 Games fucking mental. I love it. Oh my God. Whoa. It's so good. I really, really am enjoying it. 284 00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:34,240 I bought obviously if you if you're an avid listener there, I set up loads of 285 00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:41,200 calendar notifications for games that are coming out and like just to remind me of some stuff that's 286 00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:46,000 popping up. So I'm going to open the calendar now because I believe is it. 287 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:56,640 So you got Starfield on the sixth of September and I believe the cyberpunk update is at the same time. 288 00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:02,480 OK, so you get the DLC that comes out with that. And basically on this update, they've like changed 289 00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:10,160 everything like the fucking gear, the stats, the perks that you can get. They now actually do shit. 290 00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:17,520 They've added more stuff in. They basically done a no man's sky and have gone to make this better. 291 00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:24,560 And yeah, they're bringing out DLC that's alongside it. So cyberpunk was on deals on PlayStation with 292 00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:30,560 that DLC for like 40 quid. And then I had a fiver off because of my achievement points. 293 00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:37,760 So I thought I'll buy that in anticipation for September. But then I thought, you know, 294 00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:41,760 fuck it, I'm going to play it because I don't want to wait till September to get some time and 295 00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:49,760 let's see how it is. And I played cyberpunk on day one release on the PlayStation 4 and it was 296 00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:56,560 fucking awful. I hated it. It was so janky. It was basically unplayable. And I was one of the people 297 00:28:56,560 --> 00:29:02,000 that got a refund on it. Ever since then, I was like, no, fuck them. CG Project Red, they're a big 298 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:05,440 old company. They should have done better. Like, it's ridiculous that they released it like that. 299 00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:12,080 And that was it, left it. Well, Mark played it on release and had very minimal issues and said it 300 00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:19,120 was great. Ash played it and said it was great. So a lot of people now are saying that they've done 301 00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:26,080 a lot to fix it. Because obviously it's been a long time since it come out. So they've done 302 00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:30,800 their fucking patches and stuff like that. So I thought, you know what, fuck it, let's give it a 303 00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:36,960 go. And it's just so much fun. It's so fun. It really is. It's quite good to watch actually. 304 00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:44,640 Yeah. I mean, you can shag prostitutes, men and women, hilarious. I love it all. You can have your 305 00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:49,440 penis size. You get to pick that. I can be a geyser with a vagina. I love it. I can have no nipples. 306 00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:55,280 You know what I mean? It's so fucking fun. And the weapons, the weapons are so fucking cool. 307 00:29:55,280 --> 00:30:01,200 The gun field is great. The story's great. The side missions are like the main missions 308 00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:07,600 in terms of like intensity. So like Ash said, he was like, you won't know if you're doing side 309 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:11,520 stuff or main stuff until you check your log to see which one you're doing. And genuinely, 310 00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:16,720 that's what it's like. Same with ESO. There's storylines in there where they're not even main 311 00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:23,360 story shit, but it feels like it because you're invested in it. And I think that's the thing. 312 00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:28,960 You're invested in it. And that's how it feels now. The only gripe that I've got, number one, 313 00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:32,960 is when you're in a vehicle and you jump out, you don't bail out like it's GTA where you fucking 314 00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:37,120 you roll out and you hurt yourself. The animation of you getting out of the car, the car literally 315 00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:41,920 stops and you get out of the car. So I find that a bit fucking waft, but I'm sure that's being 316 00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:48,960 changed in the patch. And then the other thing is constant texts, constant people fucking texting me, 317 00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:53,360 trying to get hold of me, leave me the fuck alone. I'm trying to do some missions. Leave me be. I 318 00:30:53,360 --> 00:31:03,440 don't want to be bombarded. But other than that, from my 13 hours is what I've got in it so far. 319 00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:07,680 Very fun. Very fun. It's going to take me a long time to complete it because I'm just doing all 320 00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:14,480 the side shit as it comes. And I haven't even scratched the surface of it. I think I was, 321 00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:22,480 I think I was nine hours in, eight or nine hours in before the fucking the opening scene, like the 322 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:28,240 cyberpunk coming. You know, when games do that. Yeah. Multiple hours in before that even popped up. 323 00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:32,960 And I text Ash and I was like, that was the tutorial. He was like, yeah. I was like, what the fuck? 324 00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:40,720 So that's mental. So that game, that game's mega, mega redemption arc. So far, very, very fun. 325 00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:48,000 There's just an absolute influx of games I'm nibbling into bit by bit. It's great. I love it. 326 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:52,000 Yeah. I think the, I love that though, when you, when you kind of get into it, it's like I've been, 327 00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:56,720 I've dipped through quite a few this week. Different various things. I've got some, 328 00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:04,560 anyone, if anyone's a Nintendo fan, basically the little figurines you get interact from, 329 00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:10,720 I think they introduced it with the 3DS, I think, or the new 3DS. I think it was 3DS anyway. And 330 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:15,840 yeah, it's NFC and you get shit in the game. And I didn't really have them until Breath of the Wild 331 00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:23,040 came out and they released five Amiibo figurines with Breath of the Wild and then another four 332 00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:28,880 later on that year, I think, or the year after. And I got them too. And then yeah, 333 00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:32,240 and then the new one came out with Tears of the Kingdom. And then there's another two coming out 334 00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:39,520 in the winter for Tears as well. Anyway, but I never had like any previous Zelda Amiibo's, 335 00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:46,960 which there are a significant amount. Obviously one, Arm and a Leg. Two, they're either boxed, 336 00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:50,320 which I always feel bad if they're like really old and then I unbox them. Like fair enough, 337 00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:52,000 if they're brand new and you crack that shit out of the box. 338 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,200 Did you open the Zelda one? 339 00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:54,880 Yeah. Which one? The new one. 340 00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:55,600 Tears of the Kingdom. 341 00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:58,880 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because I made the decision, so I don't give a fuck. I'm not going to sell them. 342 00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:00,480 I want to, you can't use them in the box. 343 00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:04,000 Yeah. And also it's a blister pack, which I find ugly anyway. 344 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,480 Yeah. And wouldn't it like, you'd only make like another 20 quid. 345 00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:09,600 Oh, yeah. And I don't want a fucking storage on that as well. 346 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:16,720 So anyway, yeah. And then I've, I was selling some stuff on Vinted and then I was looking, 347 00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:22,800 there's actually like nutty shit for, you know, old consoles on there. Literally PlayStation, 348 00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:25,840 whatever you like. There's everything is on there in some format. 349 00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:28,080 Sponsored by Vinted. 350 00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:32,480 Yeah. And like, obviously some people are taking the piss. Some people are literally 351 00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:37,440 giving things away. And anyway, yeah, they had some of these cards. So I got them from 352 00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:40,560 the guy who apparently hated Breath of the Wild. So, you know, each their own. 353 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:45,280 We had a, we had a nice conversation actually. It was all right. And yeah, so I've been having 354 00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:49,520 a great time with those because you just get like a fuck ton of resources, which I feel like has 355 00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:54,720 kind of helped me with this whole thing about me being bitter about things that other people can 356 00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:59,040 have that I can't have. And about how I spoke on here about the glitches and how that's kind 357 00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:03,840 of almost tainted it because you're looking at these people doing sick stuff, but they're doing 358 00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:08,080 that because they've got the juke pitch. Like, yeah, if I've got, you know, a hundred hours to 359 00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:13,520 sink to fucking farm all that stuff to be able to do what they're doing in such a throw away way. 360 00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:18,800 And yeah, you kind of feel like you're on the back foot of something that you shouldn't have 361 00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:25,200 ever really felt. So anyway, literally I've got like a fat stack of them now. So that was great. 362 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:30,400 Then what was I doing? Bit Dreamlike, although I'm a bit pissed off because they've started to bring 363 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:36,880 in some silly shit. Well, I knew that. We all knew that. Well, I don't know. I don't know. You 364 00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:42,400 defended it quite hard when I was fucking first saying that Dreamlike would just be paid to fucking 365 00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:47,840 win. No, I'm not saying that that's what it is because it's not. It isn't that. It is purely 366 00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:53,920 cosmetic. It's the same as anything. Fortnite. It's only cosmetic stuff. Is there anything you 367 00:34:53,920 --> 00:35:02,240 can get that pretty much is there anything that you can get that will make the time go quicker? 368 00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:08,720 No. Any potions or anything that you can buy where it'll go and make your crops grow X amount of 369 00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:14,800 time quicker? No. Watch that coming. No, I can guarantee that will fucking flood in. Oh, wait. 370 00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:22,080 Yeah. No, this is going to be a free to play game. But the basically all I'm saying is there's a 371 00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:30,640 latest update and there's like some snap thing and you have to like lay out certain items to like 372 00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:38,400 pass the thing. Yeah. And I just thought like meh. I didn't really. I find it. It's boring me a bit 373 00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:43,280 lately. It's getting a bit ripper. Why are you laughing? Bitch, you're the king. She's just boring 374 00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:49,360 you. What do you mean? Because that was like a told you kind of laugh, which you can shove up 375 00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:55,360 your actual like anus. Yeah. That's gone. Anyway. So yeah, I was a bit bored of that and then played 376 00:35:55,360 --> 00:36:00,480 a little bit of Untitled Goose game. Love her. I really want to play that together with these 377 00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:05,360 call up, which you did say that you would play with me and that's why I bought it. So that's on 378 00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:14,080 the list. And what else? Yeah. Then I just had a random hand crin to play just like any Game Boy 379 00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:22,240 advanced game. Yeah. Old style Pokemon's bro. Well, I was having again on my little journey. 380 00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:29,520 I was looking at OG Game Boys and some of them are in incredible condition, which kind of makes 381 00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:33,840 me sad because it's like, why didn't you like play that into the ground? Like, why is that in such 382 00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:37,040 good nick? Because a lot of people wouldn't have, would they? I suppose that's the difference between 383 00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:44,080 if you were like, I don't know, maybe like 15 to 25 when they came out, you would treat it better 384 00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:49,600 than, you know, there'll be a lot of people that would have foreseen that being an expensive thing 385 00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:57,760 or something. They're not like 50 quid. You know, you pick up like Tetris and shit for like fiber 386 00:36:57,760 --> 00:37:04,400 or vinted. Anyway, but fucking love vintage. Everyone loves vintage. Oh, go on there, man. 387 00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:09,200 You will be, you will be suckered in. I've seen too many horror stories of like Funkos turn up 388 00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:12,480 from vintage and they just don't get it. And they packed them in like a plastic bag and then they 389 00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:17,040 turn up fucked. Yeah. Well, don't get Funkos. I'm not talking about Funkos anyway. Is it an app? 390 00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:24,320 Yeah. Oh, sweet Jesus. You're going to get suckered in such good prices. Oh, my fucking 391 00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:30,560 thing is eight stops away, by the way. Okay. Two stops away. Oh, if you want to let Lucy know. 392 00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:38,080 Okay. Thank you. Oh, my God. As if I just got a blow on my mortal right now to earn blessings 393 00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:44,240 and rewards. Oh, wait. Mine is eight stops away. No, it's not. It's not the same over then. No, 394 00:37:44,240 --> 00:37:49,280 it will be. No, you reckon? I reckon so. Yeah. What else was going to say? Two stops away. Yeah. 395 00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:57,200 Yeah. No, no. Oh, hang on. Right. So I've just completely spoiled the flow is because I don't 396 00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:01,520 there. This was the other way around. You'd be going nuts. Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? 397 00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:07,680 You'd be like, yeah, but this is also my platform. So is it? No, it's actually yours. Ash's platform. 398 00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:16,160 It is, but Ash isn't here. And then, yeah, so I was looking at these Gameboys and our one, 399 00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:22,400 which is one of my siblings that I've inherited because I've slowly collected every console that 400 00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:31,440 it was discarded by my many siblings. And it's in shit, Nick. And I don't know. So the battery 401 00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:37,840 classically. Oh, shit, Nick. Shit, Nick. You know, when you leave the batteries too long and they 402 00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:42,400 explode and they can corrode the fucking things, then I felt they're going to be cheap to replace. 403 00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:49,280 But also, you know, that blue shit that like calcifies almost on anything that's metal. 404 00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:55,600 Yeah. So basically I've had a closer look at it in the week. So I brought a little tri-wing 405 00:38:55,600 --> 00:39:08,080 screwdriver and I had a look at every single. So in the headphone jack, in the entire little 406 00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:15,520 thing that you plug in the cartridge into the little side doobie that I can't remember what 407 00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:22,720 the fuck that's for. Everything is caked in this blue shit, that crusty like blue and white shit. 408 00:39:22,720 --> 00:39:26,800 Isn't it like oxidization? Yes, basically. Yeah, that's what I was looking for. That's the word 409 00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:32,320 I was looking for. That caked in that. The screen are very, very easy. It's like literally like 410 00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:36,000 two, three quid on eBay to get a new screen. I do have the screen. It's just it's fallen off 411 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:40,400 because the glue that you're fucking scrapper what you're trying to fix the thing. Yeah, 412 00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:46,480 I'm trying to refurb my gameboy. Okay, because don't you think so I was looking and someone had 413 00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:52,640 this really, really good looking. Oh, my God, it was mint condition gameboy and it has Tetris, 414 00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:58,560 which as we know, they packaged with the game. The game boys help sell it. We watched the movie. 415 00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:03,600 Yeah, very good. And they actually had like so we have remember, I don't know if you remember, 416 00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:08,720 but it was like a case that was just a massive gameboy color. And then you opened it and there 417 00:40:08,720 --> 00:40:16,080 was room for your gameboy color, your charger. Yeah, yeah. So we had those. Well, I didn't 418 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:22,320 actually my sister. So we had those. I was too young. No, no, my sister's had them. I was too 419 00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:28,960 young. I actually inherited a gameboy color from my mate anyway. And they had this. Did you get any 420 00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:34,720 of by any of your own stuff? I was no I wasn't I this is the thing about being the youngest. You 421 00:40:34,720 --> 00:40:42,000 get what you get what everyone does. You get the scrap. Yeah, we don't know. The first one that 422 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:52,240 was actually mine was my SP when it was the girls had an SP. Yeah, yeah. Jesus. Yeah, I remember 423 00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:58,000 getting one of them. And then from then on, I was I think I was deemed old enough to I was allowed 424 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:05,680 my own as well, which does mean, yeah, I have I have ended up with everyone. So I actually have 425 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:12,880 to the gameboy advances there. The other one I have in its box and the last with all this stuff. 426 00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:16,720 That's I think that's one of the only consoles I have that is actually in its original box still. 427 00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:22,320 But yeah, so I want to fix it. I want to fix it up because I was looking at this one. It was 428 00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:27,360 really good Nick. It was looking great, but it's not mine. It's not my family. How do you fix 429 00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:33,360 oxidization on metal? Well, I think isopropyl alcohol is your friend for a lot of stuff, 430 00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:39,040 cleans up a hell of a lot of stuff. The last time I turned it on, the screen was absolutely fine. 431 00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:45,280 There was no dead pixels at all. So that shouldn't be an issue. And the lights was working. The 432 00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:50,480 buttons are all working. And so essentially, yeah, there's just like loads of stuff online, 433 00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:55,520 because I think the older the console, the easier it is to take apart. Oh, yeah. And sort of fix 434 00:41:55,520 --> 00:42:02,640 is so much more simple. And like I was going to do it with I actually have two SNES, two different 435 00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:08,960 SNES consoles. And basically, you know, when it goes yellow and people think it's because it's 436 00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:14,160 sunlight and it kind of is to an extent, but also there was a type of plastic that they used around 437 00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:19,200 that time that would over time that it would come to the surface like that and go yellow. 438 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:25,120 And you can treat that as well. And that is quite easy to do. But I actually have one of 439 00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:29,520 the one of them is definitely broken. I can't remember which one it is. But one of them, 440 00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:33,600 whatever plastic they've used on the top didn't go yellow, but the bottom did. And then the other 441 00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:37,760 one, the top's gone yellow and the bottom hasn't. So I was going to swap around. Yeah. 442 00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:42,960 And basically, yeah, that's my plan. I just want to like project. I miss when they used to make 443 00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:47,680 stuff out of like clear plastics, you could see, you know, like, yeah, you can see all the inner 444 00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:53,360 workings of it. I would love a PS5 that was like that. Or even a laptop. Just you can see 445 00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:58,000 like a clear toaster. Anything where I want to see the inner workings of it. 446 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,240 She made a clear toilet and it was like, don't need it. 447 00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:08,960 I don't need to see a clear toilet. Interesting. But definitely for like fan purposes, 448 00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:14,080 I would love to see it clear so I can see how dirty it is rather than having to take it apart 449 00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:20,800 and have a look. The face plates on the PS5 are interchangeable. You can pop them off and then 450 00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:29,680 put new ones in. And the fan, one of the fans sits directly underneath one of them at the top. 451 00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:34,160 So you have to pop it off to, and then you can see the fan to see how dirty it is. 452 00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:38,560 And me and Mark watched a tutorial on how to take over and you basically like lift it and then push 453 00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:46,880 up and it's just like little clips. And what I think is cool is that with the other plates that 454 00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:54,080 you can get, they've been designed to have like a fan cut out for exactly where that fan is. 455 00:43:54,080 --> 00:44:00,880 Because the way the PS5 works is it draws in obviously the cool air and then it disperses the 456 00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:11,200 heat upwards. So upwards and downwards, I believe, which is why when my mum got me that cooling 457 00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:17,120 stand, it was not the best thing to use because it's blowing air into the wrong direction. 458 00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:25,040 It's fucking with the fans. So it's just like a little tweak to see, just so you can see if 459 00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:29,920 you need to clean it or something. But yeah, if they made stuff where, why the clear plastic thing 460 00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:33,840 isn't that much of a thing? And it used to be like, did you ever have a, you never had a 461 00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:41,600 Cybeco, did you? Do you remember them? And the, the bugs, the advert was like a little old professor 462 00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:46,000 guy. Oh my God, if anyone's listening to another Cybeco, please, please, please, please like send 463 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:50,960 a message or something because I've died to find, it was such a fever dream. And you went online 464 00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:55,760 to like their website, you could download like shit time games. They're amazing. And they could 465 00:44:55,760 --> 00:45:01,360 talk to each other. So Lou had a blue one, Charlotte had a purple one, and I had like a neon yellow 466 00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:05,920 green, which is in the cupboard you've seen. And it basically, there was different generations. We 467 00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:10,960 had the, the original ones, I guess. And yeah, it was a little screen, probably same little bit 468 00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:14,960 bigger than like a Gameboy advanced screen. And then yeah, like a tiny, tiny little keypad. And 469 00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:20,640 it had like a, like a radio thing that you put up and a stylus and you could communicate with each 470 00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:25,200 other. You can be friends and you play these games together. But anyway, that was a similar thing. 471 00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:29,680 They were pretty much all of them were the transparent, they were like colored and transparent. 472 00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:35,520 But really sad. It means that you can see so it had the batteries, you know, the ones that are like, 473 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:42,160 they were like white with a rechargeable, you didn't change them out or anything. 474 00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:49,600 They're like those white square ones. And anyway, they think so they are rechargeable, but obviously 475 00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:55,760 they're also like 20 years old. And you can see where it's like exploded and killed the rest of 476 00:45:55,760 --> 00:46:01,520 the thing. You can see it like eating away. So sad. But oh my God, that was such a fucking cool game. 477 00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:06,240 I just love it, man. Bring back clear fucking plastic. If you're going to make sure. People 478 00:46:06,240 --> 00:46:08,880 will be all over that. Yeah, if you're going to make sure our plastic, because they, because 479 00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:14,480 Maybe it's the type of plastic. Obviously it's a massive thing with, with PC towers. Everyone's got 480 00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:19,920 clear cases, everyone for that purpose. So you can see the inner work, is it right? Yeah. So you can 481 00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:26,960 see the inner workings of everything. So cool. So why I can get like it's sleek, make it black or 482 00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:31,600 make it white, fucking whatever color you want. And it's all solid color and it looks great and 483 00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:37,600 blah, blah, blah, but clear. If that was clear. Oh, I think there's it's kind of like, you know, 484 00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:43,280 what we were saying about how, what was it? And it was like, who the fuck replaced the really cool 485 00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:48,880 phone boxes with the shitty like BT gray and purple ones? Yeah. It's almost like that. I think 486 00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:53,840 it's almost like that. Like we've gone through such an era where we're now in like the boring 487 00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:58,000 era, like even phones and stuff. It used to be so like cool and every phone was like different. 488 00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:04,800 And now every phone looks the same. You say that you go into the gaming phone world and it's, 489 00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:09,520 and it's like harping straight back to that. It's, it's, it's crazy. You've watched the, 490 00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:14,080 you're telling me there's a gaming phone that isn't black. What do you mean? Every gaming phone is 491 00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:20,160 black. Uh, I don't think there's a gaming phone that's solid black. No, no, but it's like black 492 00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:25,680 with like a, I imagine raises got a little bit green on the edge. I'll give you the rundown. 493 00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:32,560 All right. So the razor phone has the, is there any that are different colors that are bright colors 494 00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:39,600 that are funny, cool shapes? Yeah. So the razor one has a big old razor logo on the back, which 495 00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:45,680 is RGB. So you can change it. Yeah, it's boring. And then I think the razor phone too, you had the 496 00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:52,720 same thing, but there was something slightly different with it. The Lenovo Legion has obviously 497 00:47:52,720 --> 00:47:58,960 the, the front camera that pops up from the middle. And then it's also, when you open the box, 498 00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:03,920 it's got a speaker in it and it's like, ha ha ha, like playing some weird shit. Um, which is 499 00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:07,600 going to carry around the box with you. Go look at everyone. It's very cool. The phone looks boring, 500 00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:11,520 but when you open the box, it went, the Lenovo Legion also has some various different like 501 00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:17,920 patterns and shit on the back of it. I can't remember exactly the, um, the ACES rug is either 502 00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:24,720 the ACES rug or it's the shark, the black shark, something like that. There's one where it has an 503 00:48:24,720 --> 00:48:30,800 led screen going through the back of it that tells you like the time and when it, who's texting you, 504 00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:36,960 who's ringing you like all your info is like, is on the back. So gaming phones are actually very 505 00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:43,440 fucking cool. And the Lenovo Legion, they did it in like an electric blue, but it's just not like, 506 00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:47,680 you know what I mean? I'm not getting a fucking Hello Kitty phone anymore. You know what I mean? 507 00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:53,600 Yeah, but everything's been replaced with cases like with this Samsung Galaxy S 21. I bought a 508 00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:57,280 new case for it the other day because mine was fucked. It now just looks like an iPhone 12 509 00:48:58,720 --> 00:49:04,000 because they all look the same. Our phones look the same other than the back cameras. 510 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:08,640 That point I was making. No, yes. But I'm saying you were saying that none of the phones are 511 00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:14,960 fucking- No, I didn't mean literally like zero, did I? I meant on average everyone's phone is a 512 00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:19,680 big flat screen and then like, yeah, your individuality is your case. You know what I mean? 513 00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:25,680 Like as far as like the point of- But I can guarantee you if I get, if I sold you this phone, 514 00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:29,680 this exact phone, but it's a, it's a Hello Kitty version where it's got fucking ears sticking out 515 00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:33,760 the top of it, you're not going to want it because after a week of using it, you go, this is fucking 516 00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:36,080 annoying because you can't have a pocket, you can't do it. No, I don't want ears sticking out of it. 517 00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:39,360 What do you want then? I don't want a Hello Kitty phone. What I'm saying is you used to get like, 518 00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:45,840 do you remember the Cath Kidston Nokia's when I was about 10 and I get, God, why is my life? 519 00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:48,400 Everyone else had one, but I didn't, I don't mean it in like a sad way because I didn't, 520 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:53,680 I don't know what I mean. Like I'm going to say again- Did you ever have an LG cookie? 521 00:49:53,680 --> 00:50:00,240 No. A Blackberry? No. Oh, you're such a fucking witty, you had nothing. Jesus. I remember- 522 00:50:00,240 --> 00:50:04,640 Yeah, but you had iPhones and shit. No, not until I went to university, 523 00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:11,680 I got myself a little one off eBay. But then the first, it was, you know, the first one I bought 524 00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:16,240 was Japanese and you can't silence the camera because there's so much upskirting in Japan. 525 00:50:16,240 --> 00:50:22,320 Oh yeah. And so every time I say it was going, like that, it was horrendous. Anyway, I just 526 00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:28,720 remember when, remember when Beyblades were like a massive and that like small era where they were 527 00:50:28,720 --> 00:50:32,080 out, they were new, everyone was into them, but they hadn't been banned at school yet. Yeah. 528 00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:37,280 And I couldn't get- Same with Pokemon cards and Pokemon tags. Yeah. And Tamagotchi's. But yeah, 529 00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:43,760 so Beyblades and I remember the only one that I could get hold of was from like, oh God, 530 00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:47,840 it's like a pound structure or something. But when you ripped it, it played Christmas music. 531 00:50:52,240 --> 00:50:53,680 So, and that was the only one. 532 00:50:53,680 --> 00:51:02,400 And it was the only one I had and I was trying to look. Oh, I want to go back in time and find you 533 00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:10,160 as a child and just, just, just give you some money. I just give you some new stuff. So you 534 00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:17,600 was in an arena war with all these people. Jingle bell. Yeah. It was like the cute little music box 535 00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:24,800 that was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I loved it. I was happy with it. Beyblades were so fucking 536 00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:31,200 cool. I used to, my mate that lived next door to me, we had like, we'd set up an arena, but we'd 537 00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:38,560 fill the bath up and then just get like a sandwich tray and then just rip and pull onto that one. 538 00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:42,160 Oh, it was great. And then you got to change them all up and then like some of them were metal. So 539 00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:46,960 they were like more heavy hitting and then the electric ones come out and I had an electric 540 00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:51,120 one. So you had like a little remote control behind your back. And when it started to like flop, 541 00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:54,640 you'd pull the trigger down and it will start spinning again and everyone going, you're fucking 542 00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:58,000 cheating. And then you'd fucking dash them over the edge with it. Just shut up. I know what else 543 00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:01,920 as well is when they brought out the Tamagotchi's that, uh, I think it was like the third gen or 544 00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:07,200 whatever and they had like a sort of infrared sensor on the top. And, uh, it was like, 545 00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:18,240 but found stretcher. Yeah. Oh no. It's so me. It's almost is like, like somewhat sad. Like when 546 00:52:18,240 --> 00:52:24,240 Fiona said that she gets, gets an arsenal calendar every year and she says she just buys one herself. 547 00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:31,120 But the, um, but wait, you want to just, just to compound that and yeah, so you could, and it was 548 00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:41,440 like, play with your friends. So I just got two and then, and then it makes each other. And I 549 00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:46,320 thought it was really cool because I had one blue one and one pink one. Oh, I'm never stopping 550 00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:53,120 playing ESO. You've been yearning for this for all your life to play these games with someone. 551 00:52:53,120 --> 00:53:02,240 Oh my God. Oh, so funny. Oh, damn. So in distress, it was quite funny when I was playing. Um, 552 00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:06,720 so I don't, I know you wouldn't have played them, but like when you play Sims on the computer, 553 00:53:06,720 --> 00:53:12,320 obviously you control that same, you pick its life, you do whatever, but almost to my knowledge, 554 00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:16,000 the majority of the Sims games that were on like little handheld ones, 555 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:22,000 a very much more format where you pick like a very, very basic outfit and hairstyle, 556 00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:27,760 but that Sim has a backstory. It's way more like, um, you know, a normal, 557 00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:34,480 pre-generated type. No, like you have, um, missions to complete and that's how you progress and stuff 558 00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:40,320 like that. And, uh, yeah, it just cracks me up. So that game's about 20, literally, I think 20 559 00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:46,640 years old this year. And, uh, I just logged onto it this morning on the Game Boy Advance and I'm 560 00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:52,400 walking around and I'm like, and I would play it exactly the same way. Now. I remember literally 561 00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:57,280 just walking around the house for a little minute and everything is a three story little house and 562 00:53:57,280 --> 00:54:01,760 everything's on the top floor. And it's because I worked out that if you keep getting, like getting 563 00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:08,480 burgled and obviously nicked your shit. Um, but for some reason, if, if it's upstairs, it doesn't 564 00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:12,480 get touched. So I've moved absolutely everything upstairs and then I'm walking around going, 565 00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:16,000 I swear I had a little dog. Where's the little dog? And obviously the dog runs through all different 566 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:22,480 floors and he's in my pocket so that he can't lick him. And it's just like, but that is exactly 567 00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:26,800 what I do now. Like I wouldn't leave the house unless dog's in my pocket and everything's 568 00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:33,520 upstairs, but they're actually sick games. They're genuinely, genuinely so fun. But I think so much 569 00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:38,640 I think so much now, like, I know, do you remember when you'd have to type in a password 570 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:43,760 for certain, like certain games, cause it didn't technically have any memory. 571 00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:47,680 You wouldn't save the level. I think you would get to a level and then it would say, right, 572 00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:52,720 your password now is like rabbit. So the next time you play the game, you type it in and then you'd 573 00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:57,520 go from there. Yeah. Which is crazy. Like that's how black kind of like basic the game was that 574 00:54:57,520 --> 00:55:02,240 you wouldn't have necessarily any customization. It would just be, you know, you reach this level. 575 00:55:02,240 --> 00:55:08,160 So you'd have these things and play from there. That sounds like such a cool fucking space saver. 576 00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:11,920 And it, yeah. Well, that was the point because you don't ever have to save this game. Just 577 00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:16,080 remember this fucking four digit pin and then you're good to go. Oh, literally. And I can't 578 00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:19,680 remember if I've said it on here before, but it would crack me up forever. And it's like my main 579 00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:25,600 memory of playing that kind of game and how violently British like me and my sister were 580 00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:30,320 playing this game. It was like treasure planet and the font was all fancy and there was a 581 00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:34,160 particular level and we could never get back to it because it would say that the password was wrong, 582 00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:40,240 even though we were typing in right every time. And it's because the path we thought the password 583 00:55:40,240 --> 00:55:46,000 was crumpet, but it was actually trumpet that we couldn't comprehend. It was crumpet. It's clearly 584 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:55,280 crumpet. Clearly, clearly this is crumpets. Crumpet and jab. And yeah, but I do love games like that. 585 00:55:55,280 --> 00:56:03,280 Like. And that's why I've been looking at vintage to kind of get. I feel like the creativity in a 586 00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:11,200 lot of games has on that physical side of it has all but diminished. But I also feel like the market 587 00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:16,400 isn't there for that anymore. I don't think that new style of gamers are interested in doing that 588 00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:22,000 kind of stuff. No, and it would be, that's what I'm saying. It's like so basic, like no customization 589 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:27,600 at all. No like person, like personal element. You are literally like going through the level of it. 590 00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:32,880 Yeah, it's like gone. What we were saying with. And you almost forget that it was even a thing 591 00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:38,560 where you used to, a film would come out and then it would be like almost immediately a game of that 592 00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:42,320 film would come out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All the other way around. And certainly like Disney and 593 00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:46,880 like Incredibles and Credibles 2. There's a fucking like so many games. Yeah, because the. 594 00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:54,640 It was so simple to do. Yeah, the benchmark for that was a lot different to how it is now. 595 00:56:54,640 --> 00:57:01,840 People expect. And the market. Yeah, people expect a lot more now than you would back then. 596 00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:11,200 And it's almost as well like that if now is quality over quantity, then was definitely quantity over 597 00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:18,560 quality like I can't necessarily remember that. Well, yeah, I can't remember that many like 598 00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:24,160 film games that I even finished because they were like always just a little bit wank. 599 00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:31,200 And yeah, whereas like now I'd rather have a game that I really, really love and like so 600 00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:35,760 much thought's gone into it and have to like wait for that rather than just be like, oh, cool, 601 00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:40,400 I can play this like God is the Galaxy three that kind of shit immediately after it come out. That 602 00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:46,320 kind of kind of thing. Yeah, you've sat forward in an anticipation of the podcast ending, haven't 603 00:57:46,320 --> 00:57:51,280 you? That was my trip down memory lane and that was your trip down memory line. I have sat forwards. 604 00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:57,440 You have. Is that my universal? Yeah. Podcast now over. Yeah. Bring it to a close, please. 605 00:57:57,440 --> 00:58:04,880 Thank you. Now done. The old cue cards been fucking written. Yeah, maybe love. 606 00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:08,480 Well, I've had a nice time. Even this is this may have been very boring for anyone else. 607 00:58:08,480 --> 00:58:13,280 Fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. People have gone down fucking nostalgia having you with this one. 608 00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:21,200 It's great. So you'll you'll restore your your little consoles. Yeah. And then we'll have an 609 00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:26,960 update for you in a couple of weeks as to whether or not that come into fruition or we hit hurdles. 610 00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:33,360 Well, yeah. So I tried this morning to unscrew to check screwdriver worked and I was only strong 611 00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:39,840 enough to unscrew one. I don't know why I thought that asked me to know oxidized screws have been 612 00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:44,560 screwed for 30 years. We're going to be. Yeah, they're not just fucking come off. Yeah, that's 613 00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:47,680 going to be a difficult one. I got one. I got one. And then I had to screw it back in, obviously, 614 00:58:47,680 --> 00:58:50,800 because I would have just lost. Well, your mom made me do that with one of those lights. I couldn't 615 00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:55,760 get the screw out. I got one of the screws out and then the other one. Yeah. Bear in mind, 616 00:58:55,760 --> 00:59:02,320 it was in a plastic bag. It would rounded. Yeah. So I got a bigger screwdriver and I thought, well, 617 00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:06,720 I'll just hammer that into the screw and then it will be able to come out. And I hammered it, 618 00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:11,280 not realizing that it's on the thinnest back of plastic ever. And I just snapped snapped it off of 619 00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:16,880 the. So, yeah, I said I've got it off. Yeah, it's just it won't go back on, but it's off. 620 00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:22,160 It's crazy. Literally, that is 30 years old and the rest. Yeah, it's quite mental. I was 621 00:59:22,160 --> 00:59:26,080 saying when I fixed it on today and it was like EA copyright 2003. You're like, 622 00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:32,480 yeah, do I do I think that my PlayStation would turn on after a bit inactivity for that long? 623 00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:41,040 Doubtful. I don't think it would mean if I left the PlayStation for 20 years and then tried to 624 00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:45,040 flick it back on, I doubt that it would go back on because I think it's too technical. There's 625 00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:51,040 too much stuff there for it to go wrong. I don't know. I mean, like, I suppose that's where like 626 00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:56,320 we were just saying about how sort of simple they are, like literally, especially I think the I want 627 00:59:56,320 --> 01:00:03,120 to say SP was the first one that did that wasn't handheld. This is I'm talking that didn't have 628 01:00:03,120 --> 01:00:07,200 like obviously you could get the little packs that you put in, but ultimately it was it was batteries. 629 01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:14,000 And yeah, it is literally as simple as that advance might have not been on for I don't know 630 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:18,000 how long pop two batteries in it. And it's literally like it was today. That's nuts. 631 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:23,680 It's the equivalent to one of my nan's old tractors where you had to put the fucking lever in 632 01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:28,880 at the engine and then crank it around yourself and then it would start. It's basically like 633 01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:33,120 that fucking hell. That's a weird memory to unlock. I remember that shit. Jesus. Yeah. All right. 634 01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:38,560 Well, this has been fantastic. We're going to go and do the patron episode. That is 635 01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:43,920 patron.com forward slash. What's the buttons? Is it? Or is it what's the buttons? 636 01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:50,320 I just watched the buttons. What's the buttons? If you want to get into that Instagram. Oh, 637 01:00:50,320 --> 01:00:54,480 the old Instagram is all everything. And then X don't even. 638 01:00:57,840 --> 01:01:02,800 You can find you can find out X handle on X. But the irony is I've been on this morning. So 639 01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:07,600 my app's updated now. All right. Little bird. And it still says tweets like you have this mean 640 01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:13,360 to because what you're supposed to do is just change the fucking logo to talk because you're 641 01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:19,680 probably take us out. You know what I mean? Fuck. Let me on my fucking slander. That's slander. 642 01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:42,720 I'll put him in the title and then get some clickbait going. All right. Everyone.