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I've hit it. He's hit it. I've hit it. He's hit it. Here we are. Here we go. Warm and cold, but cold, not warm. Horny.

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That was what's the buttons we see. We'll see you later.

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It's gonna be another one of them. Why does it feel like the energy has just suddenly been sucked out? Not at all. I'm ready to go. You're ready to go? I'm fucking vibing. What are you doing? You're trying to find out what episode it is, isn't it? Yeah. 54, I think. Is it 54?

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No. The fact that you got to scroll so much is nice. I like that. It is, isn't it? You're scrolling the wrong way. It's 53. No, it ain't. Patreon for the people was the last episode. Oh, yeah. Sorry about that. Yeah, yeah. I was on a course. I was a bit fucked, so leave me alone.

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Yeah, we were both on some very important courses for our very important careers. Development has been made. Dangerous jobs and we're here. Still alive. It's decent. And the fucking t-shirts are going out. Yes. Isn't that great? The t-shirts are here and they're fantastic. It's a different t-shirt to what we originally had.

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So, we've gone. We've done the whole process. We've got the prototypes in. We tested them out. We field tested them at the Star Wars celebration. People loved them. Swarming pictures everywhere. That's true. And then we fucking we've done it again and lo and behold, we've got even better quality t-shirts. They're fucking mental. The merch shop is pending. I've only just seen Cole's message. What? He's taking it on tour. Yeah. He's taking it to Prague, isn't he? What a geezer. Yeah, what an absolute geezer. Love that.

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Yeah. I'm going to I'm going to buy all the postage and shit and then send them tomorrow morning. So, if you're listening, Cole, it's coming, mate. Alright, so just be fucking patient. That's fucking sick. You're going to need to send us pictures of the if you learn it. That's funny, man.

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Yeah, it's going to be good. O'Connor and Marco got theirs. I dropped them off today. Actually, no, Mark's one's still sitting in the fucking van because he forgot it. Fat bitch. Where were you? Games. I'm just reading some. I really should. That's a long message. Don't read that on the fucking pod. I'm going to turn it off now. I don't get notifications for some reason. Neither do I. I stopped. I stopped getting them. So, I felt really bad when I see his message because it was like an entire week. Yeah. Sorry about that.

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I've just checked. It's not. Yeah, it wouldn't give me anything and I've not had any notification. I've just seen two messages. I'll read them later. It's just him talking some **** That was quite interesting. I read 78% through and thanks recent stuff and and that's as far as I got. Yeah. Yeah, that's uh so what are we talking about? Right. Let's go. This is a mess as always. I did. I did write some things down. I've gone and fucking deleted it.

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I'm going to delete it. I'll I'll start. Go on. I woke up this morning. My **** Fortnite account's been hacked.

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Can they delete skins? Well, they haven't deleted it, mate. They took it. What's yours now? What do you mean they took it? So, I woke up this morning. a couple of emails from **** Epic Games. Yeah. Saying, um

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you've successfully unlinked your Nintendo. No. Epic Games. Congratulations. You've successfully unlinked your PlayStation Network from no games and I was like, um yeah. Well, you can eat **** So, you know, **** silly

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and I woke up this morning. I'm thinking, what's going on? I've got things going on. The kids are up frantically running around trying to get ready. Then, the mother in laws come around and I'm just like, I gotta turn the PlayStation on. I know this makes no sense but I've uh yeah and I went to log into

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the PlayStation account and I said uh you know, sign up for his guest and I was like, you can't. So, so what what's what's the well II tried to uh I went on Epic Games um and I tried to relink it and it was like, nope. I

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got in but in the small amount of time I had this morning, I managed to relink um my PlayStation account back to it. I got in and if they've they've played on the **** account because it's like a new season and I'm like halfway through the first level and

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I've got accessories and **** Yeah. Yeah. So, they literally just tried to steal my account and so somehow I haven't done the Nintendo one. Have you changed any of the info on it now? I've changed the password. It was the best I can do really. I

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don't know what else I can change. You can all are you able to add two-step authentication on it? I think that's what I'm going to do next. Yeah, I've got two step on **** everything. I've got it on a lot of stuff now but you know what? Like as

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you've seen, I'm not as angry as I was. I wasn't too annoyed because I'm a PC gamer now. I've I've converted you in the space of two weeks. This is exciting because obviously, you haven't spoke about this. I know you had just started to see the light and

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then I get a message from Ash saying, my wrist doesn't hurt. I've been playing for 6 hours and my wrist don't hurt. Yeah, we're we're I ain't been here for well, we ain't been here for two weeks. So, yeah, there's a lot that's

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happening. Yeah. So, I it's annoyed me but I've I've sorted the PlayStation one out. I'll try and sort Nintendo one out but well, I suppose it is what it is because they're linked to the same account if you know what I mean. I suppose they

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can't they can't do anything with it. You can't delete skins on it. So, it's not like they can take anything away. The only thing that they could have maybe done is if it was still linked to accounts is spend money but if they've

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got to do something with your accounts, then they can't but why would you I don't understand it. How how have they done that as well? I don't I don't get it. I don't get it either. Can Epic do anything like have you got into contact with him and said my

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account's been **** hacked you you **** I've been busy man. I said I've had a quick fiddle this morning and managed to sort the PlayStation out but it was really quick because I was rushing and I got that done fairly quick but I couldn't remember what my

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account was and I don't know details so I'll have to sort that out. Not that I'm bothered about the Nintendo but once again, they're linked to the same account if you know what I mean. So, because it's like that's so annoying but you dirty **** What you're doing?

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It's filth, isn't it? Yeah, it's annoying. It's so annoying. I remember when I logged into WoW once years ago and the dreaded logging in and all your characters are naked and I went, oh no, oh no and then you log into your main

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account and all my **** is gone. Luckily, Blizzard at the time and I think they still do. If you report it, they can get all your items back. So, they just send them all back and all that **** but that happened three times to me and I was like, I've gotta change my

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password to something else because I'm getting **** it. Yeah, it's definitely made me more concerned about my security because I'm very lax with it to be honest. Two steps, man. Like mine, if if anyone wants to get in my account,

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they can't. Everything sends a **** text to my phone or an authenticator and they can't like I had it a couple times very recently where I get an email saying like something from Sony like we've successfully sorry they send me the second step of the

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authentication thing and I think I'm not doing anything. So, someone's obviously trying to get in but they just can't because they can't get past the **** authentication stuff. It's filth. I mean, to be fair,

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I'm not going to let's roll it back a bit. You can't really take the **** because I couldn't get past the **** capture **** that. Have we spoke about that on this? No, because that was the last episode I did. I went home and set it up the laptop.

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I was like, what the **** is that? That was straight after the **** episode, wasn't it? That was after 52. I went home to sort the laptop out and it **** needed about 8 hours of updates. Yeah, Ash was on ****

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what to do with the laptop because once he'd blown the cobwebs off of it and it **** he put some coal in it and it turned on and we were **** we were ready to go and what was it? You were trying to make a an account for

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Steam, wasn't it? You were trying to get into Steam to update it. Yeah, Steam weren't having it. I wanted to look at sat in or download a game or update it and it was like, no, you need to do it through Steam and I couldn't remember my password

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and oh, that was it. You wanted to delete. Was it Gwent or something? No, Gwent's on GIG. No, you wanted to delete something and and yeah, this guy had to do a **** capture and the typical like take like select the pictures of

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sidewalks and stuff like that and oh my god, I was in absolute **** because this man is a robot because he couldn't get **** the **** capture. Oh, this takes them a lot. Just constantly even with my help. That was the annoying thing

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but the motorcycle one that you had to do about four times in a row because it just you just weren't selecting them all but I couldn't work out where we were going wrong. It was so funny. Oh my god. I've never seen

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something like it. I must have done 20 of them easily easily and it knocked me out for 24 hours because it genuinely thought I was a cyborg. He's a robot. He couldn't. So, I said, I said, how the **** once we once we'd sorted that out, I said to

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Steph, I was like, how the **** am I supposed to teach this man to play an MMO when he can't even get through the **** security to change a password? I was like, this is going to be crazy. It

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was my fault. Like, I couldn't. I don't know what was going wrong with it. It's just wasn't even when we was getting them right, it just weren't accepting it. It was like, yeah, well done. Try another one. Yeah. Yeah. It just

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weren't. It weren't **** having it but yeah, we got in and we had a crack at World of Warcraft, didn't we? It went so much better than the last time. Yeah, it's because you were calm and you were relaxed. I was patient. It was very

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enjoyable experience. I had a great time. I took a deep breath and I thought I would come at this in a in a way that is completely different and I thoroughly enjoyed myself as well because I was. I was nice and calm. I showed you the ways I told you the buttons.

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There was no panicking. There was no stress and then he **** ditch me for swot. Yeah. Well, it's because the next day he started shouting at me again. I ain't seen it since. No, what was I shouting at you for? What happened? Because I kept dying

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because I was pulling and **** Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I spoke to Steph about this. I just got wound up because you weren't paying attention to your surroundings. See what I mean? No, no, because you weren't doing it properly. You kept running.

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He's getting annoyed now. He kept running into **** and dying and I want what what it was. I didn't want you to continuously die and then get bored instantly and come off the game forever because I know that's how your **** mind works and you kept

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dying and I was like, he's maybe got one more death and then he's he's throwing the laptop away and then admittedly, I did snap. Stop **** moving. To be fair, I carried on. I trooped on even when you weren't there. I played for like a whole day after you was there

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and I did some mission work to free loads. I started I started where where did we go when we were like shooting out that cannon? Miss the Pandaria. Yeah. So, I've done all that **** I've done all that. I was killing massive tigers

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and **** Yeah. Free in prisoners. Yeah. Picking up the keg barrels. Yeah, I killed it. I killed a boss on my own. Loves it. Yeah, I've done really well and then uh I was like, let's have a look at Swo

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Tour though just to see. Oh, there we are. Yeah. This is where I live now. This is because they're because they're very similar in mechanics. Do you know what? You know what it is? I like I like uh I really like World of Warcraft

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actually. So much so that I bought the Dragonfly expansion and stopped playing it the day after. Yeah, great. 40 quid. Lovely. Um but yeah, no, I really like. So, I got the recruiter friend rewards for that.

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That's all that matters, isn't it? I actually got some game time as well from that. Thank you. Uh I really like it but the only thing that makes me play Swo Tour over it, well, two things is one, it's Star Wars, which I like, love and

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two, I like the story because it's actually cut scenes and dialogue choices. Yeah. Whereas with WoW, as soon as I click on someone, I just tap the spacebar. Yeah. Get me done. I'm through like, what have I gotta do? And I look at my objectives. With this, it's like

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actual choices and you can kill people, you can save them, and then they can become your companions and there's like a story to it and I like the story aspect of it. Yeah. Makes it much more interesting for me because obviously a lot of the time, probably

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just complete solo anyway. So, when I've got something to to follow, it makes it more interesting. I feel like I feel like I knew that Swo Tour was gonna be your your **** Star Wars, bro. Anyone that listens to this podcast knows that this man right

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here is **** obsessed with Star Wars. Sam, Sam tagged me in a **** stone cold Steve Austin Darth Vader video. That was **** hilarious. It's just, I just, yeah, I think, yeah, World of Warcraft **** sick but even from the short time that I've played Swo Tour, it is a lot more

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story driven. I mean, obviously, there's some real rich **** lore in WoW but it doesn't it doesn't hand it to you on a plate. If you wanna really get into it, you gotta read the dialogue and stuff but the way WoW works is it doesn't like Ash said, it

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doesn't cut scene it, it doesn't, I mean, there are some but they're they're really far and few between. Um so, you gotta read the dialogue and no one's got time for that. You ain't reading the **** dialogue. There is an AI mod on like some private servers

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and **** where they've got voice actors that read it to you which is way better than what it is now but yeah, Swo Tour is 100% more story driven which for someone like yourself is fantastic. It's obviously gonna **** hold you more. What have you

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gone with? What are you playing with on Swo Tour? I'm still playing my old character. What was that? I jumped in. Uh I can't remember the marauder and rogue sorcerer. I say, he's lightning out of his ass. Oh, you're like, you're one of them. Yeah. Yeah. I've also got a lightsaber

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obviously. Yeah. Yeah. Um but yeah, I I subscribe to it now. Um what does that do? Cuz I didn't know that there was a subscription for it. Yeah. So, uh I don't fully know. Uh it's for money. No, I did. I like this money. I

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love this money. Do you have some? Well, yeah, keep them going, ain't it? They've just changed companies, ain't they? So, they've they've give it to uh broadsword and now run it instead of bioware. So, there's gonna be a transitional period with that but apparently,

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it's gonna be better. All the all the Star Wars **** YouTubers say it's gonna be better and bioware had gone stale. It just breathes new life into it. Yeah, so, you know, and as I said, I think maybe I mentioned it to you or someone. I

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don't know if I mentioned it to someone about and I just can't see this dying until there's another one because it's just Prince money. Of course, it's Star Wars. Yeah, just keep going. Keep going. But yeah, the the subscription, I know it gives you like

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storage or some **** and uh the good thing about it, what's really cool uh is if you if you just played it now for free uh you get loads of or you got all the stories or whatever. Mm hmm. You're eight

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years old. You've got your own classes. They've got their own stories. Yeah. Um and if you you won't have all the expansions obviously but if you just buy **** two pounds worth of like cartel coins which is a currency

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or whatever, you then get a status on the game called preferred status. So, as soon as you've spent a penny on the game, you always have access to all the expansions and all that stuff and loads of other benefits just for spending

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money once. That's very cool. And then obviously with a subscriber, you get more stuff but even if you cancel your subscription because I've spent money now, I'll always be able to get it's cool. I think uh but yeah, you get you get a fair

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few things but I'm yet to discover what they are. Um but oh yeah, I'm smashing it. I'm like level thirty or something. How are you? How are you finding the the combat of it? The actual like pressing the buttons and **** like that.

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How are you finding it? I like it. Cuz obviously that's that's the main thing where it's not something you would have ever done. He's **** flexing his wrist like it remembers. My old friend. It's going alright, is it? Yeah, it's fine. I

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think you just gotta find your own way. Obviously, I've not got like four tool bars worth of **** moves or anything yet. Look at him using the terminology ladies and gentlemen. Tool bars. I like it.

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I'm learning. There's there's one move that I always open with which is called lightning storm. Um and because. Oh, listen. He's got a rotation as well. No, no and because I because I always open with that. Yeah. I always just press six

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cuz that's where it is instead of like clicking it and then all the other ones I click but because I know I always open. Yeah. I'm just pressing six. So, you're a clicker. Uh you're like a 90% clicker. At the moment, I am. I might have to switch

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up when I get more moves and stuff. Yeah. But uh yeah, it's so comfortable. I've got it comfortable. I've I'm watching **** Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares in the background. I've got. Where's the lamb sauce? Exactly that. If it works for you,

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then that's **** fantastic. I love it. I I I just click that little button on the side of the mouse and off he runs and I just look down every now and again and go, oh yeah and now I've discovered. Oh, that's another thing.

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Yeah. Yeah. So, I mean, a subscriber gives you so you can fast travel. Um and it's like a half hour cool down or something like that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like a half subscriber. It's a five minute cool down. A four minute cool down.

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So, that helps. I've got a speeder now. I've bought a speeder. Yeah. The only money I've spent is the subscription which is like 899 a month or whatever but yeah, I bought I went to a vendor and bought a a speeder so now I can speed around. I mean, I wouldn't say

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that I'm more of slightly more than a brisk jog speed. It doesn't go very fast like like when we got our 60% mounts compared to the 100%. Yeah. So, you can upgrade the speed like obviously you can and well but you have to hit level thresholds and stuff like

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that. Uh there's a lot of things obviously I don't understand because obviously they've got their raids and **** dungeons and all that and I haven't I'm you know, I'm too scared because I was looking into it and people were saying about on Reddit.

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Yeah. Yeah. People do all these weird little jumps to avoid mobs and stuff like that. Mm hmm. New players are overwhelmed by it because they don't know what they're doing. So, you see all these people jumping over ledges and you're like, well, and they're hard

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jumps, you know, like glitch jumps and things like that. So, you don't want to be that guy that goes in and don't know what they're doing and gets kicked his son. Yeah, that that that that **** in wow as well. There's like little shortcuts and stuff.

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Yeah. It's a lot of time if you're if you sort of know what you're doing or you know the dungeon, then yeah, you know, you know, different skips. It's just so you don't pull certain mobs but admittedly, I'm one of those people that there's always **** one.

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I did a dungeon on my own. Did you? Yeah. And you didn't get kicked? No, I completed it, mate. People don't understand the boner in between my legs. It's just it's just ridiculous. That was a weird thing to say. I should I should dig up my old thing. I don't know what I'll tell you where I left it

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and where I left it. Go on. I got flying mounts. Yeah. Well, you hit 40. Yeah. Is that what I did? Yeah. Level 40 is when you unlock them. Yeah, I must have. Did you buy it? I must have. I don't know. Oh, you know, I think that's what did happen because I think

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I went I don't know why I was like I can get flying mounts now. So, I went all the way back to that mount place you showed me. That's where you gotta go. I bought the flying thing. Yeah. Worked out how to fly. Yeah. Flew around the city a bit. Yeah. I was like, how do I get back to that place where I was?

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Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I didn't think of it. So, I think I went somewhere completely different and then I was then I was **** fighting bosses and doing all sorts of **** on me but I was in a completely different expansion or something. I just got on a boat or something somewhere and it took me somewhere and yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was lost. You wandered off somewhere completely. Yeah. I have no idea where I was. I was like, where's Reese? When I need him, I'm lost. The the um the quest log will tell you where where to go and how to get to certain places but yeah, it's a little bit confusing but yeah, I was flying around just landing on top of buildings in the

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I can call this very freeing in it. Yeah. Yeah. There's people just sitting up on the same rooftops as me

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and I was like, yeah, this is where I'll log out because you got you got 150 percent speed is what normal flying gives you and then when you

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One of them is three hundred and ten percent. So you move you fucking move fast with that one

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But I can't remember exactly what it is. Maybe it's level 50 when you get that. I'm not sure it's expensive

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But yeah, it's definitely addictive. Um, and now I went no, it's free now. Sorry with it because a new patch come out

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That's free and all them allied races that you couldn't play because you hadn't unlocked them yet

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They're now all unlocked as long as you've got a level 40 character. So you have access to everything now. It's fantastic

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It's the best time to start. Yeah, well i've just finished

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I never say never i'll probably go back and you know, I just like I just like I like playing them and I haven't really put

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I haven't the first time turned the playstation this week was to sort their fortnight thing. That's what happens

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Yeah, playstation don't get switched on and I I've got my own spaceship now on on swotor

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Which is very cool. You've got your own spaceship get your own companions

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Uh, i've got a slave

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She's got a shock collar around her neck. I think it comes from like the

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Like because you get like sif warrior sif sorcerer sif fucking always different classes. There's eight original stories that you can work your way through

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Uh, obviously there's fucking thousands of missions, but these are like just their main stories

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Uh, and I think she came from one of the missions there and you can like choose to free her

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Take her shock collar off or whatever. But every time we talk she talks to me

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She's like, can you take the shock collar off now and I just zap her

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Yeah, well i'm a sif and I I feel like it'd be wrong for me to kick the option because you can take it off her

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But I wouldn't do that because i'm evil like why would an evil sif take the collar off?

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She's like, can you take this off me you go zap shut up, but it's so cool, man

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I've done like these really long quest lines and then this guy that was feeding me information

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Um, I had to report back to my master and tell him whether I thought he'd done a good job

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And I was like, no, I like I like this guy's accent. I like the cut of his jib. So I actually was like, yeah

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No, he's cool. He joined me on my ship. Now. He's my companion

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I take him out on every mission and if he wants anything he gets it and i've got that little slave

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In the fucking in the other room on the ship thinking why doesn't he treat me like that? Well, because you're not quinn

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That's why

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Quinn knows his job

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You find a lot of gifts you can give to your companions. He gets every gift. Yeah

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Yeah, and there she is with her. Can the slave come out with you? Yeah

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Does she? No, because I choose quinn you can take her out

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The only thing the slave does I get to take my trash to vendors for me and then she goes back to her room

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And every time I get back on the ship, she's like, can I talk to you? I'm like, yeah, she's like, please take my collar off

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I'm like zap

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She's got to the point now where she started answering back and I zap her and she just stands and goes doesn't hurt anymore

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No, we'll see about that zapper again zappy. Oh, it's so good man. I love it so much

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So that's what I like that's because it's story

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Yeah, and i've got character relations and I go out with them and it's an mmo with all the mmo stuff

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but i've also got an affiliation with the characters as opposed to wow, I couldn't name anything and

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Don't get me wrong. I really like wow, but I like stories. Yeah, and yeah because they a lot of people call this

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Um nights of the old republic three don't they because obviously there's been koto one and two

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And they never done a third so they say this is like the third one

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But obviously in their mmo form because it's got all the stories and stuff

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like darth revan and all that he's mentioned in there and he's got his own quest lines and

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You can get like mandalorian armor and uh, there's so much going on

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Um, i've barely scratched the surface, but it's just so fucking fun. I love it

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I'll show you I love it because I get to watch jem gets to watch the telly whatever she wants

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I get to just sit there and nerd out over star wars. I I logged in and I made a bounty hunter

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Yeah, let's be my next one and I couldn't get the fucking minimap on the screen to fuck off

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How do you get rid of that?

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Uh, there's a thing called um display overlay and then you can just toggle what?

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Oh, you can just press it off. There isn't there is a option for that. It's like control m or something

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I couldn't find the fucking button like that that like holo man. Yeah, I had it on mine as well

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I was like fucking get rid of it. I need that gone. It's doing my fucking heading

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Yeah, I just couldn't figure out how to get rid of it. So I logged off. Yeah mine done that for some reason

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But when i'd already been playing so I googled I am wanting to jump on it because um, come on man

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i'm in a

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i'm in a point with wow where

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Um, I basically don't really need to do a whole lot. Um, I had a dream last night when I woke up this morning

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I had a dream and I genuinely checked my phone because for some reason I thought you text me a video

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Of it downloading on your on your computer. I don't know whether you have text me a video of it down

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Or maybe what this morning?

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No, but I think I sent you a pic. It's on there now. It's on my laptop

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I know I know you had it, but I don't know I had it. I had a dream about it for some reason

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I had it played it deleted it and then redownloaded it

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because you were getting into it because

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I was like what this what what this was

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Is like how it must have been for you when I bought all the destiny 2 dlc

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And I said, this is it i'm committing and then I just didn't play it because I was like I logged in I went

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This is overwhelming and shit. I'm not playing this

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So I downloaded it thinking yeah

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He's got it like on the idea that you would play a bit of world of world of warcraft or

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Or swot or and then after five minutes going no this ain't my jam

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so the fact that you are enjoying it so much is is music to my ears and

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So heartwarming

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The cockles of my heart have opened up and are ready for eating

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The only thing that's going to turn me away from this is starfield and that's months away. Fuck starfield

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Don't have to worry about starfield

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So I cancelled my it's probably the smartest decision you've made. Yeah, I had to

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I might cancel mine

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It's so much money

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I've never had a collector's edition. I really wanted it

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but um, I told you why because obviously i'm trying to save money for my mortgage and stuff, but also because i'm having like a

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An intense one-way battle with a guy on ebay, but he doesn't know we're battling because he hasn't replied once right?

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um, but i'm

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I'm trying to buy

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Something that I will appreciate more

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than uh starfield collectors edition and that is this

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It's an anakin

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Hot toy from the clone wars

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But it's the big boys, you know the hot toys the no fucking about look at him. Oh look at you

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That's on ebay. Is it? Yeah, look at here. How long has it got left? Well, no, he's put it up and uh

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I don't there's no like end date because it's I buy it now or best offer and I offered him

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So it's up for two seven nine with fifteen pound postage

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But it's like the special edition because it comes with the skiff which they don't they normally just come the 15 pound postage

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Is because of the price of it

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Right. Yeah. No, but then you go through sold items and it's sold for less than that with the skiff so

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It doesn't really uh, so what have you offered? Well, I offered him two

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235 to take it to 250 with a postage. I thought that was fair

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And then that offer expired off 24 hours with no reply. Oh, so he didn't even bother fucking

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Cunt yeah, he's fucking cunt. He and then I messaged him

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I messaged him privately saying 250

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Free post and packaging question mark and he's ignored that

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Um, so i'm i'll pay 250 for it, but i'm not paying anymore. I'm not you know

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Because all i'll do is pay pal credit it and pay off so he hasn't

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He hasn't acknowledged it. No

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But i'm desperate for it. I'm desperate for it and plus that's the price of the starfield thing

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So it's like one for one, you know, i've just canceled my starfield pre-order. Yeah, it makes sense

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You know, I mean to be honest the the thing is and I spoke to jen about I'd actually forgotten that I had that so

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You've actually done me a service there because there was going to be 250 quid exiting my account next month. That's what I had

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I spoke to jen about it and I was like look

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I really want this and i'm gonna probably buy it

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Once i've paid your air fryer off

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Okay, that's fine if that's what you want to do, you know treat yourself

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Um, so she knows but I promised myself that if I got this

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I would get it out of the box and i'd display it

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Yeah, oh you're gonna spend big money and get it out of the box. You're gonna get it out of the box

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You're gonna ruin the value

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Uh, well because i'll never sell this this is this

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It's just one of them things like this would be massively wasted

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Yeah, like the others I can see through the plastic

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Whereas this you can't and this is like, oh is it one? Oh, it's one of them

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This is this this ain't this is a hot toy. This is like the massive box. This ain't like a little black series figure

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Yeah, this is this is the big bad boy, but he's got really good prices and all his stuff

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So obviously naturally I looked into how to get this out of the box

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Obviously naturally I looked into how to spot fake hot toys

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And there's not really any of them about so

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But the quality of them is they're just fucking nuts. Like if I had no kids or family

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This is what would be filling in my shelves, you know, I was trying to get hold of a signed squidward

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Funko pop but the fucking the geezer had it up for 150 on ebay

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um

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So I privately messaged because he owns one of the facebook groups that i'll get all this auction stuff from

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Um, and I said like how much?

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Like off of ebay so you don't have to pay the fees

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She had a larry style go to his 135. Well, this was about a month ago and it still hasn't sold

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So he's missed out because I offered him 110 and he basically laughed in my face

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So I was like, so you could have had 110 well, no one's interested in your fucking signed squidward by roger bump ass

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bastard

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well

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We need to pause it. So need we?

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Okay, we're back we're back off topic on topic. Yeah, we had another topic that we discussed

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Which is not suitable for air no, um

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Where was we? Yeah, so I want to buy that figure. He knows I want to buy that figure

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And i've even got one of my pals to

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Well, he offered actually because I was talking about the figure I was looking into and he said do you want me to put in?

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An offer and I was like, yeah go on then so he offered him

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200 quid so therefore making it seem like he weren't going to get very good offers for what is it?

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So then he could take mine. Well, let me also just ignored his offer as well. Let me put in an offer

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What am I what am I searching?

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Yeah, send me the link

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Um, i'll bang an offering but yeah, I think 250 is a fair price all in

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um, because the other ones are sold for

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Uh less than that a lot of the time but yeah because what I hate about ebay is you can only have three offers

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Yes, weird and after that you can't do anymore and that's it. I don't understand why they would do that

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I think it's just to stop people from fucking harassing

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So i've i've i haven't sent my second offer yet. I've just messaged him privately and said look

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250 no pmp and he's just ignored that and

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And i don't know if he's just leaving it see what offers come in or but you'd think at least fucking

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At least reply or decline the offer or counter offer or do something

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Don't just fucking ignore him an offer of 235

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Yeah, that'll make him think. Oh, yeah, cool. Let's see what's going on here

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Oh god, okay

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I also really like this

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She's like a bit of darth sidious

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emperor palpatine

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cool these fucking

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Look at the detail the detail is crazy in it. You can move his fucking eyeballs, man. It's how separated rolling eyeballs

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And there's no there's no there's no way it said that there's there's no fucking way. What do you mean separate rolling eyeballs?

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What do you mean?

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Who needs to do that?

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You can get them in and their lightsabers light up

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And you can move his eyes

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What do you mean he can move his eyeballs?

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I don't understand

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You can move his eyes

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Darth Sidious hot toys moving eyeballs

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Such a weird sentence to say

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I just don't get it

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I don't understand the need for that or how you implement a mechanism to be able to move something's eyeballs

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Can you move the eyelids? I don't get how the rest of the eyes work

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Well, if he's like here and you want him to like have his head down here, but look over there

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You can move his eyes so you can make him have some side eye. Yeah

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This is great

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Is that a video of him moving his eyeballs, yeah, I don't I don't know if it's actually been released yet

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No, that's great. But whatever. Yeah, I

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I yeah, this is what I want. But if I don't get it, I'm not going to get suckered in because I nearly uh

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Roast chicken or sausage and mash which one love you

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Are you snorting at sausage and mash for sure

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It's just it's that is that a dinner option i'm assuming

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I'm so distracted. Sorry. What did I uh, I don't know

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You weren't gonna get suckered in yeah, that's it i'm not gonna get suckered into it

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We're gonna start buying loads of them. No, not that i'm just because there's been a few times in the last couple of days

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I thought I'd just pay it no pay what he wants and exactly that I don't want to miss out on it

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But also if he hadn't been so rude and just ignored everything

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I'm very rude to not to not reject the offer counter offer, you know

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You haven't got to accept or reply to a message. I just think you're a dick

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You're a dick. So if I do buy off you it's gonna be begrudgingly now. Yeah

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You know, you're you're cunt mate

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Please let me buy but let me let me buy it for a cut price. Let me have it piece by piece, please

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Oh shit. Oh, that was my fucking coffee mug. I've got um

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xo primal

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downloaded

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Whoa, why do I know that name because because a massive company has made it capcom

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What is it though? The creators of ratchet and clank? Um, why is she texting me?

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What your wife you want veg or beans? What why why is she asking onion gravy?

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Why not have all of it?

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veg and gravy no

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Yeah, no, she said veg or beans and if you want gravy onion gravy, I can do you veg

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So you're having sausage and mash? Yeah, but it all depends. There's variables

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uh

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Because if i'm gonna have it fresh then I want gravy and veg if i'm gonna have it in a microwave because she's cooking it now

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I want it. Oh

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Yeah

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true

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Yeah, but yeah, but no could you not i'm just having beans. That's just a silly what I mean

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Why is she texting me? She's not what's happening. She's texting me. Oh, that's weird

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Well, there's this face a foreign concept to me. It's like matt yesterday, right?

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I needed to talk to him about something quite urgently. Yeah about some work. Yeah that we've uh, we're doing and

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Uh, I called him

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Yeah, and you know what he said go on he didn't answer because he applied me. Why are you ringing me? You weirdo?

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This ain't the 90s

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What do you mean? I said i've got questions that I need answers to quickly and then he replied

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Okay

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I'll call you

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I'll call you you don't need to fucking announce that you're gonna ring me just ring me

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I ain't got time for these texts, bro

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That is ridiculous. Anyway, she said

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No worries chicken. I don't want chicken

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No, she said no worries chicken. Oh, yeah

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You know fucking why are you texting me martin texts me and he was like, um

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It was like uh, he texts me he said give us a ring when you get a minute and I rung him back

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00:37:11,460 --> 00:37:17,300
Instantly don't answer fucking time didn't answer didn't answer for the next 45 minutes

325
00:37:17,700 --> 00:37:20,580
I said what I said, what is the point in you having a fucking phone?

326
00:37:20,900 --> 00:37:26,100
I said you live in a different time zone. I said I swear to god does your minute is an hour for everyone

327
00:37:26,100 --> 00:37:31,700
It's always been like that. It turns up hours late. He said he just thinks other people's time are irrelevant

328
00:37:31,700 --> 00:37:34,020
Yeah, I don't mind sitting in this park waiting for you

329
00:37:34,020 --> 00:37:38,740
For 45 minutes guys you take your time. It's ridiculous. He rung me yesterday. You're a knob

330
00:37:38,740 --> 00:37:42,740
He rung me a different time and then whilst he was on the phone to me

331
00:37:43,060 --> 00:37:46,420
He said hold on mate. I've got another phone call coming. I got another phone call coming. I gotta take it

332
00:37:46,420 --> 00:37:51,540
Gotta take it call you back in two seconds 20 minutes later rings me. Oh, yeah, I was talking to someone else

333
00:37:51,540 --> 00:37:55,780
You're lucky. You're lucky. He rings you because he he just doesn't ring me back

334
00:37:56,820 --> 00:38:01,620
Oh, yeah, doing it from my i'm doing it from my watch and it's cool. I love it

335
00:38:01,620 --> 00:38:08,180
He's got a new watch she's fucking bought a fucking eye watch or whatever. They're called. Oh, yeah, what prime day shit?

336
00:38:08,180 --> 00:38:10,180
I don't know. I don't know. She's just like

337
00:38:10,740 --> 00:38:14,740
You know, I was telling you about money and all that shit and we like, oh, yeah, you know mortgage

338
00:38:14,740 --> 00:38:19,540
Yeah, now you want to spend 300 quid on a toy. Yeah, he's bought a fucking smart watch exactly that. Yeah. Yeah

339
00:38:19,540 --> 00:38:21,540
Yeah, that's all that stuff

340
00:38:22,100 --> 00:38:24,100
So when the banks ask you what you could cut out

341
00:38:25,300 --> 00:38:28,340
Apple watches and the fucking action figures

342
00:38:28,340 --> 00:38:34,100
Apple watches and the fucking action figures only the necessities. Sorry. Don't worry, babe

343
00:38:34,100 --> 00:38:38,820
I'll pull all the patreon money out. We'll be fine. No, we spunked it all on t-shirts. Yeah

344
00:38:39,460 --> 00:38:42,420
So fucking be grateful. She's still texting me

345
00:38:42,980 --> 00:38:44,980
Sitting a bit silly now

346
00:38:45,300 --> 00:38:47,940
Then she texts me a laughing emoji and the letter l

347
00:38:49,060 --> 00:38:51,540
L she's really not got to grips with this phone

348
00:38:51,540 --> 00:38:59,000
This show fair enough xo primal. Oh, yeah, sorry spacesuits with guns and dinosaurs

349
00:39:00,980 --> 00:39:04,260
Yeah, i've heard that is all I can explain from it it is

350
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:12,820
2023 multiplayer third person shooter it released today. Did it? Yeah, it come out today. It's free on game pass

351
00:39:13,060 --> 00:39:15,060
Otherwise, you got to spend like

352
00:39:15,700 --> 00:39:17,700
40 odd quid I think something like that

353
00:39:17,940 --> 00:39:19,940
And it's a multiplayer

354
00:39:19,940 --> 00:39:21,300
um

355
00:39:21,300 --> 00:39:23,300
action game

356
00:39:23,380 --> 00:39:27,620
There's about a billion other games that are just like it think left for dead

357
00:39:28,420 --> 00:39:29,780
type shit

358
00:39:29,780 --> 00:39:30,660
or

359
00:39:30,660 --> 00:39:32,020
I don't know

360
00:39:32,020 --> 00:39:34,740
There's loads of games like it warhammer 40 000

361
00:39:35,540 --> 00:39:37,140
the dark tide one

362
00:39:37,140 --> 00:39:39,620
You're basically a group of I think it's like four people

363
00:39:40,260 --> 00:39:41,140
and

364
00:39:41,140 --> 00:39:45,480
You're in exo suits shooting down hordes of dinosaurs

365
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:51,160
And it's made by capcom. So I don't really understand who asked for this or where it's coming from

366
00:39:51,240 --> 00:39:55,400
But i've got it downloaded so i'll i'll be able to tell you later on

367
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:58,840
Because when I looked this morning, I couldn't see any review scores for it

368
00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:03,560
I know at the time it was six out of ten on steam, but that was all I could find

369
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:06,920
But I don't I don't get it

370
00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:09,560
I don't I don't understand why capcom's made this

371
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:12,760
I don't get it. Why couldn't they just give me another ratchet and clank?

372
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:19,320
I haven't seen a review but i'm going through twitter and a high profile person said i'm playing exo

373
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:24,280
Primal is very silly somewhat fun, but monetize the fuck as usual

374
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:29,080
How can it be monetized when you have to pay for it

375
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:35,080
Well, you know, how does that fucking work? Did you see the new shit in cod?

376
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:42,280
Didn't I send that to you or you sent it to me? I sent you nothing on cod. Okay. Would you know have you seen it?

377
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:44,760
What the the series fucking lasers?

378
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:50,120
Lasers, you haven't seen it. You know what the you know the boys. Oh, yeah

379
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:56,760
I haven't I saw the collaboration but i haven't seen any of it. No, uh, there's you now have laser beams

380
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,800
Shooting from people's eyeballs that can kill people

381
00:41:00,580 --> 00:41:05,560
Fantastic, you can now teleport into the middle of the sky and parachute back down

382
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:08,840
Um, you can now shoot lightning from your hands

383
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:12,760
And it's very odd sounds just like cod. It's very very odd

384
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:19,080
A lot of people say that they're now going to uninstall it one sad thing about exo prime. I've just seen no cross play

385
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:25,960
No, so no xbox and pc. No, it's okay because i'm only going to play for five minutes and then deem it shit and not play

386
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:31,320
Again, yeah, I mean it looks all right, but there's no reviews for some reason. Yeah, I don't understand it. It makes no sense

387
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:35,560
So exo prime was going to die instantly cod is also dead now

388
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:39,080
Or warzone at least I don't really understand how

389
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:42,040
Fuck what?

390
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:45,000
Jim just text me again when your phone is broken

391
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:49,080
Can you please get an iphone and then get an apple watch and then we can do the walkie talkie

392
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:51,480
Fuck

393
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:57,720
I said to her what's that? What's what can that fucking watch do? Like what's the point of it? She was like, what's this?

394
00:41:57,720 --> 00:41:59,720
She went on it

395
00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:07,480
Couldn't enter all these passcode. This is taking forever went on her mate. Press the walkie talkie button. Oh, she's not connected

396
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:13,560
But what does that do jim is it just she talks to you through that and you do so, you know

397
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:19,240
Do you know what else is like that a phone call? I nearly bought one in the prime day deals, right?

398
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:24,920
And you want to know my sole reason as to why I nearly spent 200 great british pounds on a watch

399
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:31,560
Is that how much I are fucking bitch think the apple watch is more than that

400
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:37,720
You want to hear why I was gonna buy one go on

401
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:44,120
Because when i'm working I don't hear my phone going off and a watch would mean i'd be able to answer the phone calls

402
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:51,240
And I stopped myself because I said absolutely not am I spending a couple of hundred quid just so I can answer martin

403
00:42:51,240 --> 00:42:56,440
I'm not doing it when he doesn't even ring you back. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I don't need it. I don't need it

404
00:42:57,720 --> 00:42:59,720
Yeah, apple watches aren't cheap

405
00:42:59,720 --> 00:43:05,400
So she's got it on finance like eight quid a month for something for she's gonna be paying it off for fucking ever 24 months

406
00:43:05,720 --> 00:43:12,360
So that's if she's not lying. That's about 215 quid. So here's what is it's her bill. Not my problem

407
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:19,240
Yeah, she to be fair she never fucking minds with me when I waste money on all these toys she does not so, you know

408
00:43:19,240 --> 00:43:25,880
She only ever encourages it exactly which is worse. I've had many phone calls with her telling you to fucking buy stuff

409
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:30,360
Yeah, made me turn around didn't she to go and buy I remember that yeah, just about to go home

410
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:34,680
So yeah, she deserves it turn this fucking car around and buy some black series

411
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:38,600
You can't put the indicator on and maybe go back around around about your fucking go

412
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:41,480
So yeah, uh good on her

413
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:45,080
Uh xo primal not interested because i'll be on swotl

414
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:49,240
I'll be on swotl because that's all i'd play now. You know, i've been playing quite a lot of now

415
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:57,000
Uh, i've been messing around with my steam deck a lot been playing a lot of control on the steam deck because it plays

416
00:43:57,140 --> 00:44:01,000
Fantastic feels really fucking good. I've been playing a lot of tiny teenagers wonderlands

417
00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:10,120
Oh, yeah, you said she was playing. Yeah, man decent really really fun game out which I really want and i'm probably gonna buy it tonight

418
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:12,920
For uh for the pc, you know

419
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:14,920
Yeah, because go on that's the guy

420
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:20,440
Uh, mainly because i'm on i'm gonna be on the laptop a lot a lot of time tomorrow. Listen to him

421
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:26,200
Because i'm busy which makes no sense, but you know what I mean

422
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:28,280
um

423
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:34,760
And I here's a question for you. Go on if i've got no internet. Yeah, can I get on steam and play my games?

424
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:41,560
Yes, no, that's shit or maybe you can but no, I don't think you'd be able to open steam

425
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:47,080
Can I play my games on steam if I have no internet connection?

426
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:52,920
What does it say offline mode allows you to play games for steam without having an active connection to the internet

427
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:56,360
Well, why don't you just hot spot your phone to the laptop because there's no internet

428
00:44:57,080 --> 00:45:03,480
My phone won't have internet. That's the problem. Oh, otherwise I would i'll be playing swotl on my hot spot if I could yeah

429
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:07,320
Uh, so the game in question is called halls of torment

430
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:15,260
Um halls of torment halls of torment is that on steam? Yeah, and it's essentially vampire survivors

431
00:45:15,720 --> 00:45:23,240
Of course it fucking actually i'm almost certain hold your breath for five seconds. Um, where is he?

432
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:25,320
Where is he? Where is he? Where is he? Here he is

433
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:29,480
Yeah, literally my mate on the 6th of july sent me that

434
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:33,080
A whole screenshot of halls of torment and he said

435
00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:39,880
Just seeing this dot dot dot. Oh, no, it's like vampire survivors haven't bought it yet

436
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:45,560
Yeah, it's like vampire survivors, but like a bit more in depth so you can get like

437
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:47,720
armor and

438
00:45:47,720 --> 00:45:50,520
weapons and obviously you get power ups and stuff but

439
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:56,680
Apparently, it's just better than vampire survivors. Is that and it's gonna we're gonna be talking a couple of quid here

440
00:45:56,680 --> 00:46:01,240
You know, I mean where fucking better be otherwise, I ain't buying it. It's four pound 29

441
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:04,280
Exactly. That seems like a fun game to kill some hours tomorrow. So

442
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:08,840
Halls of torment i'm just looking at it now. Well, there's someone straight. I like when you open up steam

443
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:16,620
It shows you people streaming it so I can actually see and it looks exactly like vampire survivors. This is vampire survivors

444
00:46:18,180 --> 00:46:19,480
100 percent

445
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:21,480
What's he doing? That's any different?

446
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:26,920
Well, there's like I say you can get instead of just getting power ups you get weapons and armor and gear and stuff

447
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,000
He's choosing a trait

448
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:31,400
There you go. You get perks and all that sort of stuff as well

449
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:34,360
You get perks in vampire survivors. Yeah, but that is all it is, isn't it?

450
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:37,800
Every time you level up you get to choose one of them now you get gear and stuff

451
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:44,520
Plus it's just more it's more of a favorable art style for me. It looks exactly the fucking same

452
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:49,560
No, it's more dark and gothic. And vampire survivors is like cartoony. I suppose

453
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:55,160
vampire survivors is fucking incredible and I love it and if I didn't already have it i'd

454
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:58,280
Buy it and play it

455
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:01,800
But i've already smashed the life out of it on the xbox. Yeah, I haven't played it for a while

456
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:05,480
if there's cross play I might just carry on my vampire survivors on my

457
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:08,440
on the steam but

458
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:12,200
I hope it's four quid. I might just fuck about with that. I might play football manager

459
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:14,600
I don't know what i'm gonna do. I'm gonna do something tomorrow

460
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:22,120
And it's gonna be on the laptop. Well, i'm fucking getting the the back tattoo traced and then i'll be back and no doubt

461
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:27,560
Be on the laptop as well. Yeah, i'll plan on uh, if if I can get there if I can get the wi-fi codes tomorrow

462
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:31,320
Then i'll be playing twotour if I can't i'll be probably playing halls of torment

463
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:35,000
But that's yet to be decided for when I go home later and sit on the laptop and go

464
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:37,560
What should I buy and what should I play?

465
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:40,360
Because they've got the steam sale on at the moment and they I don't know

466
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:45,320
Yeah, they got there's quite a few things on there that are on that are on sale. That's why that's how I got tiny

467
00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:50,280
Teeners one because it was like 18 quid reduced from like 60 something. So I was like, yeah, fuck it. I love that

468
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:53,160
there's a game that's coming out that I think might be the uh

469
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:59,320
Might might be in the shop for game of the year called boulders gate three. Yeah, yeah

470
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:06,440
Kyle was talking uh sam. Sorry. He was talking about it. Yeah, I uh, this is very much like divinity original sin 2

471
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:13,160
Which is fucking immense. It looks very good. They also have brought the release date forwards for the for

472
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:16,600
Because of starfield

473
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:22,680
Well, yeah, but then the console version still drops at the same time as staff. Yeah, but it

474
00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:29,560
But they brought it forward on the pc obviously because it's easier. But yeah because of cyberpunk and um

475
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:32,360
cyberpunk

476
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:37,960
Cyber spunk more like cyberpunk is annoying because it's in the sale at the moment, but I don't want to buy it because the dlc

477
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:39,480
Is not included with it

478
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:41,480
So i'm i'm waiting

479
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:43,800
Wait, is it not going to be cheaper to buy?

480
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:49,320
I don't fucking buy the expansion. I don't know but what i've just done is cancel my starfield pre-order

481
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:54,680
So I now have 250 great british pounds that I was going to spend that now has become available

482
00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:56,680
So I must spend it on something else

483
00:48:56,760 --> 00:49:01,720
It feels like I made money on starfield because i've been putting money in my paypal account to pay for it already

484
00:49:01,720 --> 00:49:05,320
And I was like, oh, yeah, I got 100 equity. Now you're flush. I'm not flush at all

485
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:09,000
I'm not flush. I just had to i've had no hot water for two and a half weeks

486
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:12,120
Just got the fucking plumber paid yesterday the day before

487
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:16,200
So i'm not flush. They robbed. They robbed you. No, no, he was very fair

488
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:21,240
Very fair man to be fair. That's a fair price. Mr. Plumber. Thank you. It was a fair price

489
00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:24,360
He was an interesting fellow. I feel like if i'd said to him

490
00:49:25,240 --> 00:49:29,880
I genuinely feel like if I said to him when he finished the job and I went to pay him because he'd done it over two days

491
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:34,200
Um, if I said to him, do you know what mate? Thanks. I'm just gonna give you 50 quid he would have gone

492
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:35,960
Okay

493
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:41,080
That's how I felt. He would yeah, you know, he was a very interesting fellow, but I paid him full because i'm not a cunt. Yeah

494
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:43,560
That's great. Uh, yeah

495
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:49,640
But we spoke about a lot on this podcast, but not really spoke about anything if you know what I mean, it's been interesting one

496
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:55,320
Basically what a patreon episode is like just talking complete bollocks, but it's all worth the money for sure

497
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:59,880
So, please please keep sending it. Yeah, because i'm skinned and i'm gonna lose my mortgage

498
00:49:59,960 --> 00:50:05,000
I just want to make sure that I actually hit record. I did the price has gone fucking nuts

499
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:12,760
Yeah, i'm kind of glad I haven't got one yet I feel I feel like um, I feel like i'm i'm a fly

500
00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:16,360
dangling on the on the edges of a venus fly trap

501
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:19,640
Because i'm trying so hard to get a mortgage

502
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:25,400
But everyone who I know has a mortgage is saying they're fucking horrible definitely don't get it at the moment. Yeah

503
00:50:25,720 --> 00:50:29,720
What minute did we uh stop for a piss break? Can you see that on the screen?

504
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:32,760
Uh, yeah, why just because I want to know

505
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:39,640
Why what you want to know how much waffle we fucking I just want to know what minute we stopped. I think it was like 20 something

506
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:42,600
I think

507
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:44,600
um

508
00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:47,240
Hold on sweet child science

509
00:50:47,240 --> 00:50:49,240
science

510
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:52,120
Uh

511
00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:58,360
I can see the I can see that this isn't this isn't good for recording

512
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:04,280
It is because they're getting an insight into the science behind uh, it was like 20

513
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:13,240
Minutes 21 minutes somewhere around there. Why just out of curiosity. Did you know that cyberpunk steam reviews are now sitting at very positive?

514
00:51:13,240 --> 00:51:19,640
Oh are they 80 percent of all scores being favorable? So they're not gonna they're not overwhelmingly positive yet

515
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:24,520
No, because that's the next one up the next step the next one, sir

516
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:29,640
Yeah, what happened, uh, did you ever do anything with final fantasy?

517
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:33,960
It is sat there on the desk in its case

518
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:36,840
Ready to be put on ebay

519
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:42,280
We just stopped sam did ask did you finish it I didn't

520
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:47,000
I just that that after that episode fucking shit. We realized that we both was

521
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:49,800
You know, it's like I don't know

522
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:53,880
Oh, it's your boy. It's your boy martin

523
00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:57,400
We're gonna pause

524
00:51:57,400 --> 00:52:03,080
No, he can fucking wait the 10 minutes can't he might be important. I don't fucking care. Let me answer it pause it

525
00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:05,080
Let me answer it. No

526
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:09,160
Let me ring you. Hold on. Sorry podcast. I've got to pause this for my boss

527
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:11,560
This has been the longest hour

528
00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:14,920
Of my life click clack. We're back. Has it been an hour?

529
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:17,560
Well, it would have been with the fucking pauses

530
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:21,560
Obviously hasn't been an hour on this but with the pauses in between it's been way over an hour

531
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:26,280
For the weans and the phone calls and all that. Yeah, you got all that. Oh shit

532
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:30,440
Ash has just sworn a load of fucking miners. It's not it's not good

533
00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:33,080
It's not good

534
00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:39,160
Oh, our friend was on the phone and I swore and I didn't realize he was in the car of his kids. And yeah

535
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:44,120
That's what actually happened. I haven't just stuck my fingers up at random buses by

536
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:48,920
Oh dear, I can't remember what we were talking about. Um

537
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:57,080
Loads of shit so rudely interrupted something keeps beeping. Um, oh, yeah, it's my discord. Sorry

538
00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:02,440
Uh, I apologize. That's fine. I recognize that sound because it does it to me too

539
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:04,440
Yeah, because you've got this good dude

540
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:05,880
Yeah

541
00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:13,080
And it always freaks me out when I uh, when I see it cyberpunk. Is that what we're talking about? That's got good review

542
00:53:13,940 --> 00:53:18,600
Overwhelmingly positive review as the next step as you just said. Yeah, it's gonna be great

543
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:24,440
It's gonna be so good. But like I say, I don't want to I don't want to play it until the update hits

544
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:30,520
Oh, that's what I meant to uh, I meant to say you're gonna love this. I'm gonna hate it. Great. Yeah. Yeah

545
00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:31,640
Yeah

546
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:34,440
Latest leaks. All right, and this is um

547
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:40,360
And this is like from multiple reputable sources. Okay

548
00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:45,400
Would you believe me and you're gonna believe me because i've just told you that it's leaked

549
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:48,200
If I told you

550
00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:50,280
That the last of us two

551
00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:52,680
Is getting a remaster fucking hell

552
00:53:53,540 --> 00:53:57,240
Fucking hell. What do you mean? That's what it says

553
00:53:57,240 --> 00:54:03,400
It says what to what? I don't know. It's a little mental what what they're gonna make it fucking

554
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:08,840
What? How I don't know. Oh, I just touched my shin bone and it's so disgusting. Um

555
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:16,680
Touch that one. What would you mean? I don't know a remaster to what it already looks fantastic. What are they remastering?

556
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:20,120
I don't know. It's mental in it. It's absolutely mental

557
00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:25,800
Is it just because the series done so well and they're just doubling down on the fact that the next series is going to have

558
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:30,920
Abbey in it and you know, so what are they gonna fucking remaster? What would what is there to remaster?

559
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:35,800
I don't understand. The graphics are phenomenal in that game where there is nothing to remaster there

560
00:54:37,240 --> 00:54:40,200
Just uh, the funny thing is it's three years old

561
00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:45,960
It's three years old remastering a three-year-old game. Here's an idea naughty dog

562
00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:50,280
And fucking neil druckman. How about just make another game?

563
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:56,360
That's what we want. Make another game. Where's the fucking multiplayer make another game you beardy balding cunt

564
00:54:56,920 --> 00:55:00,680
Why are you fucking why no one no one in their right minds?

565
00:55:01,240 --> 00:55:03,240
wants a last of us part two

566
00:55:03,860 --> 00:55:08,440
Remaster considering the backlash that the last was part two, which i'm not i'm not a part of

567
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:15,020
People aren't gonna want to remaster. I can hear the jokes now. Oh, they're remastering abby's face, obviously

568
00:55:15,020 --> 00:55:21,420
They're giving her bigger tits like no one no one's asking for this. This is a cash grab

569
00:55:21,740 --> 00:55:26,460
I said this with the fucking last of us part one remake. I said this is just a cash grab

570
00:55:26,620 --> 00:55:32,220
Yeah, but that was a remake. This is a remaster. I know this because what are you supposed to remake from a game?

571
00:55:32,220 --> 00:55:34,220
That's three years old is where it came from

572
00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:38,620
Gustavo santo. Oh lala. Sorry. I don't know how to say that name

573
00:55:38,620 --> 00:55:44,780
I'm supposed to the music for last of us one and two and he's accidentally confirmed that as a last of us part two remaster

574
00:55:44,780 --> 00:55:46,700
For ps5. Gustavo is so cool, man

575
00:55:46,700 --> 00:55:52,300
He's in the documentary of part one and he like shows you like all the guitars and the music and shit. He's so

576
00:55:52,860 --> 00:55:57,500
Incredible. I like how you said Gustavo and not his second name because I can't remember what you said santo

577
00:55:57,500 --> 00:56:03,660
Well, lala santo a little in a spanish interview the interviewer talks about how he likes seeing a version of him in the last of us

578
00:56:03,660 --> 00:56:09,740
Part two in game he replied saying in the new version you can actually go up to him and ask him to play certain songs

579
00:56:09,980 --> 00:56:11,980
He then stops saying

580
00:56:11,980 --> 00:56:17,500
He then stops saying there's no commas in this he then stops saying I can't say anything else

581
00:56:18,300 --> 00:56:24,700
No, in the new version. Yeah, so it sounds like they're gonna be putting like more stuff in or whatever

582
00:56:24,780 --> 00:56:28,380
But yeah, just please just don't make another one. Yeah, but leave it alone

583
00:56:28,460 --> 00:56:32,620
So what what what other things are you going to add into a already?

584
00:56:32,620 --> 00:56:34,620
heavily

585
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:39,520
Story-driven game the whole thing is story the fucking 60-odd-hour campaign that it is

586
00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:42,960
What are you going to add in that it didn't already have leave it alone?

587
00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:46,720
And then I can guarantee you now it will be 60 quid

588
00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:54,240
About 60 70 quid there'll be fucking 10 different editions of it 20 quid for the upgrade. Hopefully. Yeah

589
00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:57,120
It'll be fucking what is the point?

590
00:56:57,680 --> 00:56:58,640
Leave it alone

591
00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:03,360
I hate it when companies do this because I feel like it just squanders the actual legacy of the game itself

592
00:57:04,080 --> 00:57:09,280
You know what I mean? Yeah, well you're playing with almost perfection. You're pissing about with it. You should just leave it

593
00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:12,880
Masterpiece it's they it's almost like when you have

594
00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:15,520
When you're shaping up your beard

595
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:18,000
Which I don't do

596
00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:20,880
And you're just nicking away

597
00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:25,200
And then you keep going and you keep going because you I just want to make that little bit more perfect and that little bit

598
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:29,360
And then what you end up with is a fuck beard and then you shave it off and you look ridiculous at the wedding

599
00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:35,360
That you've got invited to because you suddenly your double chin is in is in every single picture there and you look awful. Yeah

600
00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:40,080
Like what you did when you shaved yours off. Who is this? Who is this man?

601
00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:44,000
I need to hit him speaking from experience. I'm scared. It will never happen again

602
00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:47,360
Would it not I see you growing it? Well, it's just

603
00:57:48,240 --> 00:57:51,520
Because you had enough. Yeah, there's no way i'm walking around like that

604
00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:58,160
Yeah, you looked so ridiculous. It was it was funny. Yeah, not bad. I looked ill but it didn't look good

605
00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:02,080
I'm not a fan of it. I'll never do it again. We don't need a part two

606
00:58:03,020 --> 00:58:07,600
Remaster. No, I really don't I don't understand what they're remastering. I don't get it

607
00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:10,240
but the polygons

608
00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:16,480
We're gonna fix the polygons look at the polygons everyone we got to fix it

609
00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:23,520
Yeah, it's just unless they're doing some bullshit where they change all the infected to how the fucking tv series is so it's more

610
00:58:24,080 --> 00:58:30,240
Law driven. Yeah, but it's a bit late for that as you say they'd have to like remake the actual game, you know

611
00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:36,320
It's too much man. Make the last of us free. That's crazy. We're gonna leave the podcast there then

612
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:41,280
Yeah, okay, that's how abrupt ending that's just fucking throwing me over the edge

613
00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:46,080
I don't understand where naughty dogs coming from with that one. They're obviously just fucking after some more money

614
00:58:46,080 --> 00:58:51,520
So I've got naughty dog that's remaking a game that can't be remade because it's still effectively brand new and then you've got

615
00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:53,600
Capcom that's making fucking

616
00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:56,720
Fucking Jurassic Park

617
00:58:57,040 --> 00:58:58,880
with SMG's

618
00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:03,200
It doesn't make sense. I don't know what's happening. We were talking about this the other day

619
00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:07,600
while I was on site with with with all the lads that obviously fucking

620
00:59:08,480 --> 00:59:09,840
gamers

621
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:14,240
And I said no one at the moment seems to be able to make a decent game

622
00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:16,240
Or a new game

623
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:22,820
Everyone's just fucking like fashion just trawling old shit and just adapting it to today's standards

624
00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:26,640
And it's it's just so boring. Everyone's making boring games

625
00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:30,320
I can't wait for Assassin's Creed Mirage and I can't wait for starfield

626
00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:34,580
I can't wait for the pleather of games that are coming in the second cyberpunk

627
00:59:36,080 --> 00:59:42,000
Those those games are hopefully going to prop up the rest of this year because so far

628
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:46,960
No one's coming up with fucking something decent man. It's just so boring

629
00:59:48,080 --> 00:59:50,800
And now we've got a fucking remaster of a game. That's brand new

630
00:59:51,600 --> 00:59:53,120
But we've got swotor

631
00:59:53,120 --> 00:59:55,120
We have got swotor that

632
00:59:56,000 --> 01:00:01,200
That needs an update on the graphics. This is the way graphics good the graphics aren't bad

633
01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:08,320
But what a warcraft did something very similar. ESO did something very similar. You can gradually you can change it maybe with um,

634
01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:13,920
Whoever they're called who's taking them over now broadsword broadsword might be able to inject

635
01:00:14,560 --> 01:00:16,160
some cash

636
01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:18,560
Into a droid's head and get it going

637
01:00:19,840 --> 01:00:21,840
Damn clankers

638
01:00:21,840 --> 01:00:26,640
I'm gonna play some swotor after this podcast damn clankers and then you chop the heads off the lights. I'm gonna play some

639
01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:32,800
I'm gonna make a new character and I want to call it Lengas of Belus. I think that name won't be taken

640
01:00:33,680 --> 01:00:36,080
um good because Lengden fucking was

641
01:00:36,080 --> 01:00:41,280
Who's mobbing around with Lengden there's 15 of us who's mobbing around with it

642
01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:47,040
What is this 2001

643
01:00:48,080 --> 01:00:50,080
I got that

644
01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:54,880
That is not an app. Yes. I didn't know they did apps like that anymore. I got this out yesterday

645
01:00:55,200 --> 01:00:58,080
I was sitting in the van lightsaber app. Yeah, and I went

646
01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:01,040
And matt looked at me and I struck him down

647
01:01:01,040 --> 01:01:04,580
Yeah, and he went do you ever just sit there and think i'm a 36 year old

648
01:01:04,580 --> 01:01:06,580
Guy

649
01:01:06,580 --> 01:01:11,540
Says the geezer that's bringing happy feet one and two. Yeah into his shift tomorrow. Yeah, and he wears

650
01:01:12,420 --> 01:01:14,420
And he wears monster minders t-shirts

651
01:01:16,740 --> 01:01:23,220
Show me that again, who is this guy? What is this? He's left me his trees are good hat in his will

652
01:01:23,940 --> 01:01:25,940
He's got a hat that just says trees are good

653
01:01:26,180 --> 01:01:31,220
It just says trees are trees are good and i've tried to get rid of it for so many years. Why?

654
01:01:31,220 --> 01:01:38,180
Because I hate it. Why because it's just shit. What is it a cat like yours?

655
01:01:38,820 --> 01:01:44,980
Yeah, it's sat on it's all bent and dirty and he's had it for so long and every time I try and like

656
01:01:45,460 --> 01:01:50,100
Like leave it under the van or something before we drive off. It always finds its way back home

657
01:01:50,820 --> 01:01:54,020
Um, why do you want to get rid of it? Because it's horrible. That is so

658
01:01:55,460 --> 01:01:59,220
Trick i'm gonna google it because I just little statement like that is so funny

659
01:01:59,220 --> 01:02:04,020
Just on a hat trees trees are good. Oh good. Do you know what makes it even worse?

660
01:02:04,500 --> 01:02:09,380
Is he never even bought that hat? He found it on site once and he's had it for years and he wears it

661
01:02:09,940 --> 01:02:11,940
That is so great

662
01:02:11,940 --> 01:02:13,940
Trees are good. I've got

663
01:02:14,580 --> 01:02:18,420
Thinking about trees. I literally says trees are good next time I see it

664
01:02:18,420 --> 01:02:24,100
I'll take a picture of it. Don't forget to smile. Is it trees are good with a load of symbols of hat of trees is like that

665
01:02:24,100 --> 01:02:28,980
Like that no. Oh, well, this trees are good. Well, I mean that says trees are good

666
01:02:30,180 --> 01:02:32,420
Good times. Oh life is good

667
01:02:33,220 --> 01:02:35,860
Trees, so he's got some unknown hat

668
01:02:37,140 --> 01:02:38,820
Is it that?

669
01:02:38,820 --> 01:02:40,820
Is that hat?

670
01:02:41,860 --> 01:02:43,860
How did you find that

671
01:02:43,940 --> 01:02:47,860
Trees are good. It's got like a maple tree on it or something. Yeah

672
01:02:48,740 --> 01:02:50,900
That is that is fantastic

673
01:02:50,900 --> 01:02:54,100
Fantastic that is so that is such a

674
01:02:55,700 --> 01:02:57,700
It's almost like my t-shirt

675
01:02:58,260 --> 01:03:04,020
The log father. It's just such a random random fucking that's a funny play on words and that he

676
01:03:04,180 --> 01:03:08,660
He's just so trees are good and he found it on the floor. Yeah, but it's not wrong and he's what I know

677
01:03:09,060 --> 01:03:12,740
He's wore it for years. He's found it on the floor. It's filthy dirty

678
01:03:13,060 --> 01:03:19,700
The thing is I don't even know clicking on this google images. It's the only one here and I don't I don't understand

679
01:03:19,700 --> 01:03:22,740
Where I can get one of these hats from it just says retired

680
01:03:24,020 --> 01:03:26,980
Yeah, well, it must be I can't even find the picture that you found

681
01:03:28,820 --> 01:03:30,820
14th of january 2022

682
01:03:31,540 --> 01:03:33,540
I'm gonna uh, the page

683
01:03:33,620 --> 01:03:36,100
I yeah, they're fucking the the page has been

684
01:03:36,740 --> 01:03:37,940
deleted

685
01:03:37,940 --> 01:03:40,980
So I don't even know where I'd be able to get that hat. We've gone off topic

686
01:03:40,980 --> 01:03:42,980
I'm gonna fucking stop the point if that's the man's hat

687
01:03:44,020 --> 01:03:46,020
That's fucking crazy

688
01:03:46,020 --> 01:03:48,020
That looks like the shape is in I wonder if that's the hat

689
01:03:48,020 --> 01:03:50,020
That's probably the hat. Yeah on a tree

690
01:03:50,020 --> 01:03:52,020
Look at that

691
01:03:52,020 --> 01:03:54,020
He's screenshotting it

692
01:03:54,020 --> 01:03:56,020
I'm sending it to him

693
01:03:56,020 --> 01:04:00,020
Okay, ladies and gentlemen, this has been fantastic. Um, we're gonna go and do the patreon episode. So

694
01:04:00,020 --> 01:04:02,020
See you later, everyone. Uro

695
01:04:02,020 --> 01:04:18,020
Uro