In the world of podcasts and everything's fast-paced and you've got to be quick on your feet
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This is the exclusive episode. This is number 14 sit down
Enjoy the next half an hour of what we're gonna do is a fucking quiz
Yeah
A quiz because we know people like fucking quizzes
We figure rather than coming up with an actual subject to bore you with for the next half an hour
we will come up with various questions reeled off of Google and
and
Yeah, you're paying for it gaming questions
You guys play along at home and let us know how many you got right? Oh, we don't want to hear from you at all
We just want to see that money hit that bank account and that's it. We don't want to fucking speak to you
We don't want to see ya. That's it to anyone that
Actually spoke to us. You know that satire and sarcastic because we love a little bit of interaction
Yeah, many lows were had Joe Rogan was saying that he used to he used to
interact with all of his fan base and then he but when he becomes so popular he just ceased talking to everyone and
I wonder if that would be the case if say we got to a point where on average we were getting like
Thousands of listeners per episode never I wonder if we would get to a point where we'd go off fuck this
I'm just not going to talk to half of these people never you should be there all day never
I will never not reply I'd employ someone else
So if we ever become massive to the point we've got millions and millions of followers
Just be just let it know be known that if you get a reply from us, it's not actually us
It's some boffin in an office that we've employed to do it for us. You know, it's us. Yeah
Secret code in there. It'll be a dick pic
Well, and I'm pixels get the fucking quiz going please we're falling at the seams it
All right, yeah, okay, come on
Question number one. Come on. I'm hungry. Don't forget guys you play along at home. Yeah, you play along
Let us know your answers in the comments question number one
Which planet in the solar system would be the size of the minecraft world if it were real? Oh?
It's big then it is mine
It's a big system which planet
Which planet in the solar system would be the size of the minecraft world if it were real Saturn?
Incorrect if minecraft was a real place. It would be about the size of Neptune
Did you did you see the video where they do the scale up thing where they they compare the different sizes of?
gaming worlds
Mine minecraft was near the top. They weren't the biggest what was
No, man sky was it. Oh, yeah, no man sky was number one and I think the one that was before no man's sky. Oh
Fuck what was it because minecraft was like fifth or sixth or something like that. It weren't the biggest biggest
but how does that work though because it seeds I
Thought minecraft is all randomly generated and it's all different. It is
Be the same size generation. It would just be different just different shit in it. Mmm
question number two
What is the best-selling game console of all time only three minutes in we're gonna fucking blast through this the best-selling game console of all time
Here's to correct. Yeah, motherfucker. I got that one right the best-selling game console
I'm sorry hairy ass crack is the ps2 clocking in a hundred and fifty nine million units sold worldwide
That's still relevant now. Yeah, that's crazy. You know, well, I was so crazy
You see that Hogwarts legacy is outsold Elden Ring now in the UK. Fuckin yes, boy. I prefer Elden Ring. I do
Well done though, it's very decent congrats and that's not even on all the consoles yet
Still not gonna win game of the year. It is. It's not it's too early in the year too much controversy
And it's coming out literally come out in January
It's coming out with the same fucking time as fucking the same year as Zelda. It doesn't matter
We'll see number three, which was the first video game to be played in space
pong think I was gonna say think about it, but you just went straight in with pong that's wrong
It's Tetris. Oh fucking hell. I want that far away shit Tetris of all the games in 1993
A Russian astronaut played Tetris on his Gameboy on his way to the MIR space station during a rare astronaut bit of downtime
That is this is Steph's seen the trailer for the Tetris film. There's a Tetris film. Have you not seen it? No
There's a Tetris film. Yeah, boy. Yeah
Question number four you've got one out of three so far. This is great. What is the most played video game of all time?
The most played if you want a hint I can give you one hint per question give me a hint
Please it's a modern game. It's a modern game
Most played game of all time and it's a modern game
World of Warcraft
Fortnite I was gonna say Fortnite. That's fucking silly in it
The most played video game on record is Fortnite for me
I'm game that Empire must be so expensive now from a free-to-play game that just popped out of out of nowhere
This this to be fair. This was off March 11th, 2021 this quiz, but still still gonna be fairly relevant
So yeah still one one out of four which band
Made more money from gaming royalties in Guitar Hero than any other game
Which band made more money from gaming royalties in Guitar Hero than any album sold?
Which band Oh
Than Guitar Hero
Fuck I don't know
It's been so long since I played Guitar Hero. I can't think of any bands. I'll give you a clue one clue a question
I said go on
Their band hmm also shares a bit of its name with a chocolate bar
With a chocolate bar
With a chocolate bar with a chocolate bar the muffin man. Oh
I can't think of any chocolate bars. There's no band called the Cadbury's
I
Don't know man the Mars Aerosmith Aerosmith
Yeah, Aerosmith made more money
Through a very good clue Aerosmith made more money through Guitar Hero
Than their album which band made more money from gaming royalties in Guitar Hero than any album sold
Where else me?
licensed 29 of its songs
Payed off in millions due to the game success
is massive
It's just for nerds. I saw a tik tok of a woman
who was talking about I can't remember which game it was and
Basically, she was like she was like I can't believe that all the gamers in this world have gate kept gaming from us non gamers
Why didn't you why didn't all you gamers tell us that it wasn't just about shooting people?
The stories are so rich and and and invigorating and all the comments were saying we haven't gate kept you
You will bullied us for being nerds
Like we've all been trying to get you to game you dick. Yeah. Yeah, I think she regretted that one. Yeah
Okay, so that's one out of five
question number six now, this is like a
It depends how close you get as well. I'll give you the point
Roughly how many people play roblox each month fucking roblox?
I know it's a lot as well because it's just all fucking children and and and
Weird people that play roblox man. How many play a month?
Depends how close you get depends. I'll give you the point
16.8 million
You're not getting no points
I'm higher or lower roblox attracts about 150 million fucking me fuck me
150 million monthly players right in 2021 that was and it's still not the most played game is for tonight
And this that's tracked 150 million monthly players and it still hasn't got the most players active
That's crazy because World of Warcraft holds that title. That is crazy
How many question number seven how many games are in the world's largest?
video game collection
Once again, then how close you get depends if we give you the point it's gonna be more than 100 in it
More than a hundred what games? Yeah, I've probably got a hundred games at home. So I don't so
52,000
Why the largest private video game collection boasts
20,000 130. Oh, come on. I'm not far away. I want to give you like within 10,000. You double it over and more
I don't know what you want from me. These are these are difficult questions. Yeah, these ones are granted
They still won out seven dickhead number eight
Which game is wildly regarded as the worst video game ever created?
Zelda
No, no as the worst game ever created
worst video game ever created
remember
That you get a clue on a question. I'm not gonna repeat that anymore. Give me the clue. Okay
so the game is
Based on a film
Oh great. Oh great a very old film and that's all you're getting
Ouch games are based on films normally do absolutely terribly
Was there a Titanic game
Old an old movie is an old movie
Oh
Yes, pretty old are you all thinking listeners have you ever any of you got the answers
King Kong no ET
Let me go with this
ET game Atari ET is notorious for its commercial failure. Did you not even get the clue?
When I pretended to hurt my leg and went out
Ouch
Is that what you was doing?
Fucking
Only bits you don't know that
Yeah, but he doesn't that's not my famous thing ever come on man. Oh
It looks awful. It was on the Atari ET the extraterrestrial. Oh my god. It looks awful
I'm surprised that it be regarded as the worst video game
That's it just because it came out on the Atari what you expecting I'm expecting some decent 4k resolution obviously
As I'm and then mixed in with the pictures on Google images is just pictures of it in landfill sites
I bet that's worth a lot boxed and sealed probably is now. Yeah
question number nine
Which early virtual reality device kind of sorry? I'm sorry. I'm sorry
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry ET the extraterrestrial factory sealed
41,000
Don't mean I'm worth longer it's worth something mate. It's worth something
Question number nine which early virtual reality device kind of shares its name with one of today's most popular smartphones
I
Read that one again which early virtual reality device kind of shares its name with one of today's most popular smartphones
Give me a hint
It shares its name with one of today's most popular smartphones. I
Mean you got a 50-50 chance here probably
It shares the name with a smartphone with one of today's most popular smartphones
Samsung it's the iPhone in a 50-50 shot
The odds are not in my favor today
Funnily enough the iPhone was one of the first virtual reality sets to be developed iPhone spelt e y e phone
It's one that's one out of nine great. Where's the number ten?
Once again, I mean I skimmed these questions. I thought then
Once again, it's gonna be as close as you get is how I feel
Number ten about how many gamers are there in the US?
Fuck sake
150 million I'll give you that says 183. Oh, there we go. I feel you deserve. I love that. I'm closing
That's that's two out of ten. Oh, thank God for that. How many questions are there 20? Okay?
It's not good. I can't get over half. I
Mean this one you just not gonna get unless you know which I know you won't know so pointless
But I'll ask you anyway gone
Number 11 like a gaggle of geese or a business of badgers
There's a special name for a group of enderman in Minecraft. What is a group of enderman called a
spawn
You once again, I shouldn't be telling you this cuz I said it's the last fucking time. You could have had a hint
But you chose not to ever you said I wasn't gonna know anyway, what was the hint?
What was the hint that you was gonna say? Well, I would have thought about it. I would have said
It's ghostly. It's a haunting
Ghostly, yeah, I don't know what a force some spawns spawns not bad
Those wrong a haunting of Enderman. Yeah, so there we go. Sorry
Two out of eleven question number twelve Pac-man was designed to resemble which food a
Wheel of cheese no dickhead pizza
How how how
The slice missing you've got a fucking ball of cheese is yellow
What silly can't come up with that one fucking pizza ain't yellow is it?
Yeah
Fucking stupid
Fucking these big easy these questions and go fuck themselves
I ain't no fucking idiot that's listening to this is getting them all right ain't happening. I bet they do
This is what happened. I'll get a bang all messy thing. I got them all right and there's no fucking proof
Well, you never know pricks
The pizza inspired Pac-man's iconic design. That's two out of twelve. It's bollocks. I'm a 13 once again
Closest if you get closer give it you what is the world record for the all-time highest score in Super Mario Bros?
And I have a hint place
Over a million
It's over a million yeah
263 million you're not getting that one point four
1 million four hundred thirty five thousand one hundred
Great so yeah good question number 14
That's two out of 13. This is great. What was the name of the first video game ever created?
The name of the first ever video great pong
Thank the lord I was afraid you were gonna get that wrong
I don't know. It's pong the first video game created for commercial release was pong
Don't fucking mess with me when it comes to pong ask me what your hint would have been. What's my hint ping?
What a great hint a ping pong
Okay, that's three out of 14 question number 15 who was the youngest I remember this
Who is the youngest eSports millionaire and how old were they when they won? I mean?
I'll tell you what drop me out his name drop me out his age. Just give me the game
Give it a game yeah what game
Made the youngest eSports millionaire
League of Legends once again you could have had a hint you didn't take it
So the answer is jayden ashrman and he was 15 when he played play second at the fortnight world cup
Fucking fortnight whenever you're in doubt the answer is fortnight. Yeah, just get fucked with fucking fortnight. I'm sick of that game
It's just number 16. You got three right. I won the fortnight world cup. Sorry. He's a millionaire. I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck which football coach has a popular video game named after him. I
Have a hint please it's american so when he says football think outside the box
Because it's not football correct. Yeah, you got it. It's american football. So come on you got it
Yeah, it I can see it. It's coming out. It's not is it wait?
What is the question again, which football coach is a popular video game named after him?
Hmm
You ain't got a clue of your
I'm just trying i'm just running it through my head. There ain't no one that's that's that's name
Named is abbreviated to three letters because i'm thinking like fucking mba
Even though that's basketball
Uh
You're gonna kick yourself why because you fucking know it everyone knows it i've never played it and I know it
I don't know madden. Oh fucking hell. Yeah, I told you
John madden's namesake the game madden, which has sold 3.9 million copies to date
Well, this is just a stupid question so i'm just gonna give you the point
So, what was the question who invented a video the video game?
Who william higginbotham
You get the point for that william higginbotham in a physics lab question number what he made pong
I guess so. No, he probably made a prototype of pong. It was even worse version. Fuck me
So that's four you've got in 17. This is this is great. I'm about 18
Let's give a go on 18. I can already see how this is gonna go
How much was the highest grand prize in an esports event?
The highest grand prize
Can I have a hint? Um
It's a lot
Um, is it less than one million pounds? No, okay. It's more than one million a lot more than a million
And it was it the highest grand prize came from doter
came from doter
10 million. No, you're not getting it either
2019 doter tournament prize paul clocked in at a whopping 30 million. Thanks to crowd source funding 30
Million for winning a doter tournament. That's nuts, isn't it?
Fuck me. Could you imagine?
If you lose that final
There'd be murders
Yeah, you'd be upset with your teammates wouldn't you? Yeah, you've got here you go. There's a consolation prize of 10 grand
I might be able to understand getting kicked in that scenario. This motherfuckers aren't 30 million set for life set for life
Sweaty
4 out of 18 and one of them was gifted question number 19. What was the original intent of the sims?
The original intent of the sims, yeah
Scientific studies
I'ma give it yeah
Yeah, he'd given it to me. It's not right? I'ma give it. Yeah
you're out of sympathy. No, close. Originally, The Sims was intended to be a city builder
and architectural simulator. Pretty cool, huh? Pretty cool.
That is very cool. So yeah, you are. Why create an entire game around it though?
Well, it's more of a program, isn't it? So and then they'd just be like, this is a good
game. Put people in swimming pools, take ladder away.
Now you can have sex with death. I mean, bit weird.
Great. You can. It's still a bit weird. What happens with
the baby? Does it come out of a skull? I'm pretty sure you can have sex with death.
I don't think that's true. It's sim.
You've literally just made that up. Why?
Question number 20. All right, you've got five out of 19.
Close. How many hours was the longest Mario Kart
marathon according to the Guinness Book of World Records?
27 hours. I'm going to give it to you. I'm close,
ain't I? It's not really. Yeah and no. The answer
is 40 hours. I'm so close. Yeah, don't get much closer than
that. So yeah, you got six out of 20, I suppose.
But you know, one of them was gifted. Oh, you can't sleep with death in Sims.
No, I am. I apologize. I am shocked.
Yeah. So yeah. You can romance the Grim Reaper though.
Must be a bit weird. You can, you can romance the Grim Reaper.
All a bit peculiar if you ask me. I um, I hate quizzes.
Yeah, I know you do. With a deep passion.
I know, but it's not about you. It's about the people.
I really don't enjoy them because they're fucking stupid.
All right. Where's mine?
Oh fuck, we're supposed to give you a quiz. What, I imagine so. Yeah, there's two of us.
I didn't fucking know. Where did you get your quiz?
I just Googled video game quiz and answers. Game quiz and answers.
What from ID Tech? I don't know.
I don't want to, I don't want to bang on the same one.
Well, you'll be able to find out as soon as you click on it if the same questions come
up, wouldn't you? Yeah, ID Tech, 20, yeah, that's the one
I had. Here we go.
How many questions is here? Cause this is like half decent one.
I'll do 20. It's fine. Okay.
What game did Mario first appear in? Um, I don't know what the game's called.
You may have one hint with every question. I won't forget that. Hint me.
It's not a horse. Yeah. I was going to say, I know what it is,
but I didn't know what the name of it was because it's the one where he throws the barrels
down and you have to jump over it. It's not a horse.
Yeah, it's Donkey Kong. It is Donkey Kong.
Cause Donkey Kong throws the barrels from the top and Mario jumps over them.
Okay. That's one out of one so far. What product did Nintendo first start selling?
I'll have a hint. I was just about to give you my answer and then I stopped.
There's a lot of gambling around these. Ooh, that's thrown me cause I was going to
say something completely different. Oh, is it a, uh,
You might not say the whole thing correctly, but I'll give it to you if you get one of
the words right. It's like a, it's like a Plachinko machine or
something. What is it?
No. What is it?
It's playing cards. How would I not get that?
You dumb fuck. You son of a bitch.
Idiot. It's playing cards. I didn't know that.
No, I thought it was one of them. Nintendo's old as well, man.
Oh yeah. I swear like 1600s type old.
I don't know about that old. Maybe. I think it is old.
Nicknamed King Koopa. Is this all fucking Nintendo?
Nicknamed King Koopa. Who is the arch nemesis of Mario?
Bowser. It is Bowser.
Correct. Thank you. So that's, that is two out of three.
I'm a third of the way to you already. Who is Jack Mitchell's best friend in Call
of Duty Advanced Warfare?
By, uh, uh, uh, Hint?
Um, part of his name is the nickname that they, that supporters give West Ham.
Jack Hammer. No, Will Irons.
I literally just made a name up. I've never played that one.
You were close though. Jack Hammer and Will Irons.
I suppose you can get. So that's Jack Hammer.
What a cool name. Two out of four.
Nice. Take it. Ridiculous.
What is the highest grossing arcade game of all time?
Hint. Is it the pizza boy? Is it a hint?
Yep. Is it Pac-Man?
You can slice him into eights. It's Pac-Man, motherfucker.
That's three out of five. I'll just take the hint on every question
even if I know. Is Yoshi a dinosaur or a frog?
Hint. He's such a cunt.
They're not here anymore. Dinosaur.
What legendary Eagles quarterback is on the cover of Madden 06?
There ain't no chance in hell. And I don't even know how to give a hint on this one.
Jeffrey Trebark. Donovan McNabb.
When is the first video game believed to have been created?
19. Can I have a hint?
It's before 1960. 1959. 1958.
Who is the protagonist? I should get a point there.
I'll read it exactly how the question says it.
How many have I got right and how many are we at now?
We're at question nine. How many have I got?
You're supposed to be keeping count of this.
One, two, three.
You've got four out of nine so far. Is that including my 1959?
I was a year out. You've got to give me it. I don't give a fuck.
You dick. You've got four out of nine. Who is the protagonist in Legend of Zelda?
Ganondorf. I don't know why it says Legend.
Who is the protagonist in Legend of Zelda? Ganondorf is the evil man.
Link is the good guy, you see. So who is the protagonist in Legend of Zelda?
Link. Thank you. Yeah. You didn't know what protagonist was, did you?
That's five out of nine. Much like you wanted to sleep.
Well done. It was that question the other day.
What? Talking about who you wanted to have sex with but you didn't realize it.
Oh, shacking up. Yeah.
What's the best-selling video game console of all time that sold over a hundred...
Oh, we already did that one. I'll give you that. Six out of ten.
So PlayStation 2. Which console came first?
N64, Sega Saturn or PlayStation? PlayStation.
Sega Saturn. Oh, is it really? Yeah.
Interesting. Six out of eleven.
What popular 90s fighting game eventually became a movie?
Street Fighter. Mortal Kombat.
Oh, it's one of the two. Why have I not gone for hints?
Fucking dumb prick. I'm hinting every one now.
Six out of twelve. Yeah, I need to.
What type of Pokemon is Pikachu? Hint.
I believe I know. Hint.
We work with it. Or we work around it.
Huh? You wanted a hint? I'll give you a hint.
We work around it. Well, I thought... Ah, it's a massive bee.
Bees are back. Well, I thought he was a mouse.
He's obviously... What type of Pokemon is Pikachu?
Oh, electric. Yeah. I thought you meant like creature-wise.
No, it's electric type. Oh, fuck it.
Oh, easy. Easy. There we go.
So, that is seven. Fucking thirteen.
When a Pikachu evolves, what does it become?
Pikachu evolves into Rite. That's true.
That is true. What was that? Eight out of fourteen.
What is the most popular racing game that includes Nintendo characters?
Mario Kart. Indeed it is.
Yes. I'm not gonna keep count anymore
because you've already won. Yes.
What video game was promoted in a commercial featuring the song
Happy Together by the Turtles? What?
Happy Together by... Who the fuck are the turtles?
What video game was promoted in a commercial featuring the song
Happy Together by the Turtles? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
No, you dumb fuck. It's Super Smash Brothers.
Fucking hell. Everyone knows that. You all know that,
didn't you? You're listening. You all know that one.
What orange furry character was a mascot for PlayStation?
Fucking face. Is it Ratchet? No, it's Crash Bandicoot.
Ratchet's not orange, you fucking idiot. I'm colorblind, dickhead.
He is as well. Fucking course it's Crash Bandicoot, man.
That's awful. Who is the love interest of Mario?
Oh, Princess Peach. Oh, Princess Peach.
What is the highest selling Xbox game? Now, don't just say the game.
It is a specific one of the game. Halo Combat Evolved.
No, it's Halo 2. Close. Very close. And final one, who was the mascot for Sega?
Sonic. Yep. That was his fame tune. I thought you would
just give it to me by then, but it's not glued up.
How many questions are there? There's 35 questions.
Well, give them to me. We've got time. There's 35 questions, okay.
Who is Sonic's sidekick? It's Tails, mate. It is Tails.
When was the Nintendo Entertainment System released?
1990... Was it close?
Yeah, no. 1983. Yeah, it makes sense.
It does make sense. What year was the first Xbox console released?
That would have been 2000. And one.
That's what I meant. I forgot to add... What was the original name of Mario?
Luigi. Jumpman.
That should have gone with that. Jumpman.
Jumpman. That would have been a collapsing empire right there.
Super Jumpman World. I wonder if Chris Pratt would be playing
Jumpman. Jumpman. I ain't watching that.
No, me either. I definitely will watch it. What was the first handheld game console made
by Nintendo? Oh, is it the Game Boy? No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no. It's the Game & Watch.
No, it's the Game Boy. Yes. That's false information,
because I've got Game & Watches at home. I've got one.
What female video game character would eventually be portrayed by Angelina Jolie in a movie?
Is it Lara Croft? It is Lara Croft.
What Mortal Kombat character has the power to control lightning?
Raiden. Raiden.
Raiden. Raiden. What was the last Sega console?
Sega what? Genesis.
No. Dreamcast. Oh, yeah, that little fucker.
Yeah. Genesis means like the original.
That's cool. Like you're the Genesis.
I am the Genesis. What's the most expensive video game
ever produced? Oh, I know this one. You won't. You won't know it.
It's out. People play it now. Like it's new. It's relatively new-ish.
It's quite old, but it's new. RuneScape.
No. Star Citizen. Oh, I would have fucking got that if you hadn't
thrown my mind. It's the Kickstarter shit, isn't it?
Star Citizen, the game that's been meant to be coming out for the last like fucking 10 years.
I watch people play it on YouTube, bro. I would have got that if you hadn't thrown me.
And there's ships that cost like in real money like hundreds of thousands and shit like that.
Sick, but it looks great, but it just will never exist.
Yeah. Everyone's always complaining that you need like a supercomputer to fucking run it.
It does look cool, but too much. What handheld gaming system is the best selling of all time?
Nintendo Switch. Nintendo DS.
You could have hints with all of this stuff as well.
There's no point. I've smashed it. I'm just quick.
What is the name of the popular purple creature that was a mascot for PlayStation? Now, purple.
It's a shade slightly darker than blue. Yes.
Yeah. Oh, yeah. A little bit lighter than black.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Purple for PlayStation. Yeah. You know that one, yeah?
Yeah. What is the question?
What is the name of the popular purple creature that was a mascot for PlayStation?
Think, man. Think.
All right. Hint, please. It can fly.
What the fuck is that? What's purple and flies? Spyro the Dragon.
There you go. There you go, son.
To be honest with you, I'm glad you said it because I thought he was blue.
He's blue and yellow, isn't he? That's what I thought.
It's not blue and yellow. No. What other color is he then?
He's not yellow. He's brown. I swear it's brown.
He's blue and yellow. Let's have a look.
There's no good you fucking looking, is it? Mr. Colorblind.
Oh, no, I suppose it is yellow. What color is Spyro the Dragon?
Purple and yellow.
That's just going to say fucking purple. Purple, yellowy, sort of browny.
All right, smart pants. What was Spyro the Dragon originally meant to be named?
Flying Dragon. Pete.
Pete. Pete the Dragon.
Pete Dragon. Which fighting game was released first, Street Fighter or Tekken?
Street Fighter. Yes, it was.
What N64 popular game featuring a bear with a red bird was released in 1998?
A bear with a red bird. A bear with a red bird.
Turok. Banjo Kazooie.
Oh, yeah, that old chestnut. What was the first console released by Nintendo in the new millennium?
So we're going to go ahead and we're going to go the new millennium.
Obviously, you're going to hit it up and you're going to go have one of these little fucking GameCube.
It's a GameCube. Well done. Last question.
What is the name of the video game character that's pink, round and wears red shoes?
Kirby. He's Kirby.
Congratulations. Thank you.
Congratulations. You've won the game.
Congratulations. You've won 30 million pounds.
Oh, that's alright. I'll be off then.
Nice little Nintendo quiz for you. I hope that everyone that's listening
enjoyed that quiz way more than I did because I fucking hated both of them.
He don't like quizzes. Done it for the peeps.
Yeah. Oh, God.
Now we can relax.
You can relax. I can go.
Well, we've got shopping to do. I've got to go and get some fucking mushrooms.
I don't even eat mushrooms, so I don't know what I'm doing.
Well, what are you having for tea? Nothing with mushrooms for me, pal.
I've got to get washing up powder and toothpaste.
So you were looking into your brain for the faults.
I was. That's where I got my information.
You see the list. One, two, three weeks yesterday.
Yeah, until Star Wars convention. Until we're going to Star Wars.
It's crazy, isn't it? So sexy.
It's so good. It's going to be fun.
It's going to be great. Do we know how we're getting there yet?
Are we going to drive or are we going to get a train?
We've got to get the train, bro. We can't be driving.
I mean, we could be mental.
Why would it be mental? Why don't you drive it?
I have to look what's near it, because if there's certain things
that are near it that we could just park in, it saves us a load of money.
That's what we think about it. I'll have a look.
Set the XL on it. Titties.
Nice one. Hopefully we'll have our T-shirts for them as well.
Oh, yeah. Let's have a hoodie. The geezer ain't fucking.
Oh, yeah. Shit. Yeah. Let me try that shit on. No.
There ain't no way. I'm trying it.
There ain't. I'm trying it, bro.
The fact that the people that we got it off even come back to us and said,
yeah, they're a size down to what they're supposed to be.
That shit ain't fitting you. I'll see.
But I will go and get it. Yeah. You've listened to us talk shit.
I hope you enjoyed the quizzes. Sorry it's late again, guys.
Yeah. We're going to disappear for another week and then we'll come back
with even more content for you. So keep listening, guys.
Yes, sir. See you later.