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I'm ready.

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Don't even start.

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I will fucking stand up and leave if you say what you are burning to say.

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Don't even as a joke.

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What?

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You think I won't say it?

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No, you won't say it.

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Oh.

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You won't say it.

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You won't do that to me.

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You wouldn't do that to me.

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I'm ready.

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You wouldn't do that to me.

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I will leave.

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I swear down.

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I swear.

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You can't leave.

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Of course I can.

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You can't.

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Do we want to push it?

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You can't because you've already hit record.

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Oh, yeah.

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I know.

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You do this to me every time.

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You try and like fake me out like you're not recording.

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It's bait.

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It's obvious, babes.

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It's obvious.

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It's called a soft intro.

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Louis Theroux does it on his podcast.

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So if Louis, if it's good enough for Louis, then it's good enough for me.

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Yeah.

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Please.

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Me, you, us, them.

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And not, see, everyone's going to think that I'm just mean when actually they have no idea

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how when anyone says I'm ready, it just sets you off onto a fun.

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I won't say it.

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I won't say it.

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But I will explain to everyone that it is a song from SpongeBob.

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Please.

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It's too late.

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Don't say it.

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Don't do it.

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Did you know that of all the Funko pops that they've done, you can't get a doodle bob Funko

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pop.

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You have to have one custom made, which you can get on Etsy for like 50 quid.

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Looks very cool.

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Holding a pencil.

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You know the one that, oing, oing, oing, oing.

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Yes.

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I'm not actually a SpongeBob fan.

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Never was.

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Wasn't a SpongeBob kid.

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Are you mad?

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I wanted to choke him out.

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What?

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SpongeBob?

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Even in my youth.

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I can tolerate it, but.

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Yeah, you don't like SpongeBob.

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His merch was everywhere.

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You couldn't move for it.

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SpongeBob is the goat.

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I fucking love SpongeBob.

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I know.

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As I say, my feelings.

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Don't get me wrong.

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I watched quite a lot of it, but did I enjoy it?

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No, not really.

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What was your thing then?

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Say I had SpongeBob.

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What did you have?

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Dexter's Labrador?

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No, probably Grim Revenge of Billy and Mandy.

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Yeah, very good.

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With a massive nose.

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And then big round noses.

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Yeah.

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Well, they all look different, didn't they?

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Grim had a big chin.

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They did all look different.

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And Mandy had like a real round head.

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Yeah, that was a good one.

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Samurai Jack.

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No, weren't your thing?

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I love Samurai Jack.

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Because you didn't watch any Disney show, did you?

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Or like Disney XD?

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No, I was Cartoon Network.

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Purely Cartoon Network.

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Yeah, did you ever watch Shnobs?

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It wasn't animated.

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No.

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What was the...

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Mourning of the Vampire?

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No, well, everyone watched Mourning of the Vampire.

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Arthur.

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Yep.

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My parents are aliens.

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Yeah.

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What is it?

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Courage?

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Courage, Cowardly Dog?

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Yeah.

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Cow and the Chicken.

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Did you watch Watch My Chops?

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With a talking dog.

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Yeah, watch my chops.

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Watch my chops.

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What's the one?

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The Foster's...

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The doggy smoke, you said?

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The Foster's...

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What's the Foster's one?

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Oh, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.

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That's the one, man.

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I remember sitting there when I was a kid, like,

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straining like I was having a shit,

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trying to get an imaginary friend.

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That's how lonely I was.

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I actually...

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I know I had one.

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He was called Mr. McFluffles.

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Ask anyone that knows him.

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Mine never come to fruition.

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No, no, he was here.

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And he was like this.

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Oh, he was tiny, was he?

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No, he was my hand.

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But he wasn't.

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He was a spirit that possessed my hand.

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Like Mike Shinoda's sock puppet.

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Basically, yeah.

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And one day he went to Peru and never came back.

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Was he like socket or something?

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He never came back.

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Never come back.

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Honestly, you asked me a lot about Mr. McFluffles.

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Because this is a trip, because I

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reckon a lot of the people that listen to us

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are of the same age range.

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Sort of if they're about in the 20s.

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So I reckon we all watched some of the same cartoons together.

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Undoubtedly.

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Well, I suppose if you're British,

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I think a lot of the stuff that was on that CITV,

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I think that's.

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Because cartoons now are fucking weird.

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Sorry, mom just sent me some pictures from the range.

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What is that?

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Oh, it's a dog bone.

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That looks very sus when you do that.

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The fuck is that?

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It looks like a dick in a packet.

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It's great.

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I know, I think they're dog treats.

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Oh, a meaty ham bone.

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Do you want that?

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No.

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No.

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For the dog?

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No.

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Don't trust it.

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No.

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It's only £1.29 though.

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Exactly, which gives you even more cause for concern.

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We don't need that.

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No, I think that was too big for her.

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Yeah, we don't need that shit.

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Well, no, I would like to give her some actual stuff.

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Why?

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Because it just screams cheap shit.

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Is it made out of bone?

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What is it?

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It's a ham bone.

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I don't want it.

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Not interested.

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OK.

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We'll get some of that root shit.

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OK.

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What's it called?

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Oh, root shit.

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I can't think of what it's called.

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But it's always on TikTok shop.

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They said a fucking pickle kits and then this shit for dogs.

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Yeah.

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Because it crumbles.

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It doesn't splinter.

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Oh, yeah.

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It's great.

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It's great.

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So this is a bit of a weird one.

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Yeah, go on.

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Obviously, we're recording this at, what's the time,

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like 5 o'clock on a Saturday evening.

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Well, we're recording it late because one actually

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was at Centre Parks.

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He's had a lovely time.

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And on Friday, normally, I get home quite early.

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So does Ash for the pod.

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However, I got home rather late on a Friday.

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So by the time I got home, I was fucked.

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I was so tired.

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And then today, I've been working.

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So hence why we're recording it quite late.

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But also, today is technically the anniversary

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of what's the buttons.

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It's just fucking a chop of itching your brain there,

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ain't it?

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Fucking hell.

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It's so violent for you, G. I don't want to sniff.

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Did you just rub it on your leg?

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When I was working with Connor today, yeah,

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I fucking, he cut a bit of-

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No, I didn't rub it.

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When I was working with Connor, he cut a bit of conifer.

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And I went to catch it.

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And I was looking up.

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And rather than catching it, it went straight up my nose,

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like fully up my nose.

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And so it went up my nose and then bounced off my face.

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And I got a lid on a fucking visor, so that did no good.

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But I felt the conifer up my nose.

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And I put my finger up my nose, and I could feel the conifer.

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I was like, oh.

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So I couldn't get it out.

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So what I did is I obviously covered one nostril

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and then just like sneezed.

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Oh my god.

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And what happened was I didn't see the conifer.

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But what was there was this massive bogey.

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And my hands obviously covered in mud and shit like that.

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So I could feel it on my face.

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So I rubbed my face.

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And then there's quite a big bogey on my finger, right?

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And then as I've rubbed it off of my face,

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Mary's come out to ask if we want anything.

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And there's just this, so obviously she can't really see

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what's going on.

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So I rubbed it on my leg.

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And then thinking that was the end of it,

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I picked up, I was still talking to her,

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I picked up the pole saw.

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And as I picked it up with my left hand,

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as I picked it up, I looked and there's a bogey.

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I keep squishing against the pole saw.

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Sorry, Connor, there might be a bogey on your pole saw.

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I was like, I don't know where the conifer went.

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It was just this massive bogey.

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I was like, oh dear, that's not very good.

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Oh no.

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Yeah, I don't think she clocked it.

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But it weren't great.

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Oh no.

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We were saying that this was the anniversary.

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I don't really know where that.

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Oh yeah, so go on.

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Yes, yes, yes.

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Sorry, we got off track.

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This is technically the anniversary of What's the Buttons.

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We started on the 24th of June, a year ago.

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However, the way that we are working it is,

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rather than having a, we're not doing anything anyway,

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other than for the patrons.

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Sorry, everyone else.

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But we were gonna do something on the 52nd episode

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because then it marks a year's worth of podcasts,

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but the podcast has been older than a year.

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So happy anniversary and all that shit.

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We'll do the same again next week.

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Do you know, and you won't, and don't worry,

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it's not a typical, oh my God, I can't believe you don't know

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because really it's kind of irrelevant.

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But do you know what else is the 24th of June?

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What else is the 24th of June?

276
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Yeah.

277
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What else happened on the 24th of June?

278
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You don't know?

279
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Go on.

280
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We met.

281
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Oh, is it?

282
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Is that when we met?

283
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Yeah.

284
00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:45,640
Yeah, so happy five years of knowing each other.

285
00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:47,400
Is that five years since we last met?

286
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Since we last met.

287
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How you been?

288
00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:51,920
Great.

289
00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:55,480
Fucking hell, I'm very tired.

290
00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:56,320
That's cool.

291
00:08:57,280 --> 00:08:58,640
I suppose it's irrelevant because ultimately

292
00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:00,160
you're with someone else and then we didn't actually

293
00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:01,360
meet up again for about two months later.

294
00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:03,200
I was with someone else and then I dropped

295
00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:05,520
like a fucking sack of shit.

296
00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:08,360
I said, no more you please, I want this one.

297
00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:09,200
And then I DM'd Steph.

298
00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:10,720
No, that sounds terrible.

299
00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:11,920
That's basically what happened.

300
00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:12,760
No.

301
00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:18,040
And here we are almost five years on, still working.

302
00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:19,400
Actually five years on.

303
00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:20,240
Oh, I see what you mean, yeah.

304
00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:21,920
Yeah, but we didn't get together straight away, did we?

305
00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:23,640
That makes it sound terrible.

306
00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:24,460
It does.

307
00:09:24,460 --> 00:09:27,720
And no, to clarify, no, nothing happened

308
00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:29,400
for like two months.

309
00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:30,880
Not even any flirting.

310
00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:32,960
Apart from we spoke about your Assassin's Creed tattoo.

311
00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:34,880
Yeah, we were gamers on the offset.

312
00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:37,320
It's the only time my Assassin's Creed tattoo

313
00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:38,680
has ever pulled someone.

314
00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:41,560
And it was me.

315
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And it was straight away as well.

316
00:09:42,680 --> 00:09:44,120
Literally it was the first, it will forever be

317
00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:45,440
the first thing I ever noticed about you

318
00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:46,920
was the black flags that were on your hand.

319
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It was like, oh.

320
00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:50,240
Yeah, with all the things that people have asked me

321
00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:52,320
what it is, Pokemon Trainer.

322
00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:53,160
No.

323
00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:54,000
Is that a Pokemon Trainer?

324
00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:54,840
Fuck off.

325
00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:57,800
I ain't even gonna bother explaining it.

326
00:09:57,800 --> 00:10:02,000
I know you were the first person to properly guess it.

327
00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,760
Which I don't know if that means it's a bad tattoo

328
00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:07,280
or if people are just uneducated.

329
00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:08,720
Because you don't see Ezio that much

330
00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:10,240
because obviously on the inside of the arm,

331
00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:12,520
whereas Jacob is on the outside.

332
00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:13,360
So you see Jacob more.

333
00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:14,180
Well, we didn't have Jacob yet.

334
00:10:14,180 --> 00:10:15,020
I predate Jacob.

335
00:10:15,020 --> 00:10:16,200
Shit, yeah, I didn't have Jacob.

336
00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,240
Because that's what cracked it off

337
00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:20,200
is that I said that I was gonna get another Assassin's Creed

338
00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:22,640
tattoo and then you sent me a picture of the poster

339
00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:23,560
on your wall and I was like, shit,

340
00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:24,760
I'm getting exactly that poster.

341
00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:25,600
No, you had it.

342
00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:26,440
You sent me a picture of the tattoo

343
00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:28,840
and I said, oh shit, that's on one wall.

344
00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:31,840
This is a gaming podcast.

345
00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:35,440
This is gaming.

346
00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:37,320
Gaming-oriented.

347
00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:39,960
I can't remember if in the last podcast episode,

348
00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:42,280
me and Ash spoke about the Assassin's Creed

349
00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:45,040
Mirage gameplay trailer.

350
00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:46,960
I don't think we actually did

351
00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:50,200
because Starfield took up most of that.

352
00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:51,800
And then Outlaws took out the rest.

353
00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:53,160
And then Outlaws did take out the rest.

354
00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:57,600
I have Mirage Collector's Edition on pre-order

355
00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:59,960
for the cheap sum of 130 pounds.

356
00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:00,800
That's not bad.

357
00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:01,800
I think that's very cheap for it.

358
00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:04,200
Considering the game itself is,

359
00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:06,440
I don't think it's a full on 70 quid game.

360
00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:08,240
I think it's like 50 odd quid.

361
00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:09,080
What is it?

362
00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:12,280
So you get the statue and a map and a,

363
00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:14,080
I think you get a broach or a pin.

364
00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:16,920
You get some cool shit with it.

365
00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:19,720
And the statue is Basim on a ruin.

366
00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:22,520
So Mark's got it as well.

367
00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:25,000
I didn't realize Mark's got it to sell it.

368
00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,160
Oh, he's got the balcony.

369
00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:28,720
I thought Mark had got it

370
00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:30,560
because he wanted a Collector's Edition.

371
00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:31,920
No, he's got it to sell it.

372
00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:34,080
So you little scalping prick.

373
00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:36,480
But I can't blame him because he,

374
00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:38,560
I mean, it will go one or two ways

375
00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:40,080
when it'll either be worth a lot of money

376
00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:42,640
or it's gonna be worth exactly the same as what it is now.

377
00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:47,160
And also, Collector's Editions don't always mean rare.

378
00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:50,360
Like I got the Black Flag Collector's Edition

379
00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:53,880
quite a time after and it was still available

380
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,920
and it was on shit, you're not like 40 quid.

381
00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:58,360
Well, look at the Jacob Fry statue

382
00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:00,080
that I got you on Christmas.

383
00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:01,160
No, they are quite rare.

384
00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:02,560
No, the Jacob Fry wasn't.

385
00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:04,160
It was rare.

386
00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:05,000
It was rare, but no.

387
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,160
Yeah, the Eevee's way rarer.

388
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:07,120
I'm so sorry, I'm so gassy.

389
00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:07,960
You just keep burping.

390
00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:08,800
I know, but no.

391
00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:11,400
The Jacob Fry was a lot cheaper than the Eevee.

392
00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:13,120
Yeah, but that's-

393
00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:15,040
It was moldy, admittedly.

394
00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:15,880
That's why it was cheaper.

395
00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:16,840
Fucking mold.

396
00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:19,720
Oh, screw him.

397
00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:21,560
When that turned up, when that turned up,

398
00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:23,840
I was trying to hide it from you and then I opened that box

399
00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:26,600
and I had a look at it and I was like, oh my God, no.

400
00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:28,160
Oh my God.

401
00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:29,800
You asked Lucy because she come in

402
00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:31,520
and I was in a panic trying to clean it.

403
00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:32,360
She was like, what's going on?

404
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:34,400
I was like, it's fucking moldy, it's moldy.

405
00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:36,000
And obviously she knows all the Detail wipes

406
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,160
and shit like that are.

407
00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:40,360
So I think I went through like 20 different wipes

408
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:43,240
because all the nooks and crannies and the cape and fuck.

409
00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:44,080
And it was just mold everywhere.

410
00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:45,000
Do remind me to check that actually

411
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,000
because I will check them when we go in

412
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,040
because I am-

413
00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:48,880
Oh, conscious that there's more mold.

414
00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:50,560
Yeah, because you can imagine it spreads

415
00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:52,200
to all of our other figures.

416
00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:53,040
Oh, good Lord.

417
00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:55,120
I keep forgetting that Ellie's there as well.

418
00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:55,960
Yep.

419
00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:57,280
Wasn't that like 40 quid?

420
00:12:57,280 --> 00:12:58,760
Yeah, and this is the thing.

421
00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:01,680
So you might have people that bought that thinking,

422
00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:02,520
oh yeah, that's all about me.

423
00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:03,360
That was without a box though, wasn't it?

424
00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:04,200
No, it is boxed.

425
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,040
Oh, it has got a box.

426
00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:08,240
Because I did what I did with my Unity ones,

427
00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:13,120
Arno and Elise, which was kept boxed neat

428
00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:14,200
but took them out of the boxes

429
00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:15,480
because they were so fucking big.

430
00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:18,560
But what I will say for Assassin's Creed figurines,

431
00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:23,560
being the owner of five, I think five, six, anyway, six,

432
00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:28,760
I don't know, is, I think look-wise, they look amazing

433
00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:33,680
for what is often a very, very good price.

434
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:36,040
Certainly if you get it from them straight away,

435
00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:37,560
not resale.

436
00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:39,960
But my black flag Edward,

437
00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:42,200
which was there's several versions of Edward,

438
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:46,000
I got the one that is, he's like hanging off

439
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,960
the mast of a ship.

440
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:49,960
Yeah.

441
00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:53,440
And it's got a cord thing that he hangs off of,

442
00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:55,920
thus impossible not to display him with that.

443
00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:59,080
Anyway, so naturally, got it out, put it on display.

444
00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:00,320
There's no keeping it in the box

445
00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:03,400
because the box was opaque and he was in,

446
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,800
it wasn't something that you could keep in the box.

447
00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:07,960
Yeah, I think figures are the one thing

448
00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:09,080
that I won't keep in the box.

449
00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:09,920
Well, yeah.

450
00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:12,120
But you know what I think, you can keep them,

451
00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:13,680
and that's what the other ones were like,

452
00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:15,200
where you can see them and they look nice

453
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:16,680
through the box, whereas this one completely didn't.

454
00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:21,080
Anyways, over the years, which I'll give it, okay,

455
00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:23,480
it was on display for about eight years.

456
00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:25,520
It hasn't been displaced since we moved here.

457
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:27,640
It bent.

458
00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:29,840
It bent.

459
00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:33,760
The thing slowly over time became angled

460
00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:35,080
and you can't like, but not in a way

461
00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:37,080
that you can sort of bend back.

462
00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:41,840
Also the one, so Arno and Elise and Jacob and Evie,

463
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,400
they can be displayed separately or slotted together.

464
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:45,320
Yeah.

465
00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:47,280
Well, Arno and Elise, again, over time,

466
00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:49,800
so I used to display them in my old house separately,

467
00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:52,000
like about six inches away from each other.

468
00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:55,320
But now, in fact now they're not connected either

469
00:14:55,320 --> 00:15:00,320
because the base is bent as well.

470
00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:04,760
That's gonna sound ridiculous.

471
00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:05,600
It is.

472
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:08,400
Just FYI, we had a pause there, but don't worry about it.

473
00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:10,240
But yeah, the base is bent as well.

474
00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:14,400
I only slightly like, but I'm a bit miffed

475
00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:16,400
because I've stored them fine.

476
00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:20,000
Yeah, I'm not really sure why it's done that.

477
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,040
Ultimately, it's one of those ones where

478
00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:24,480
there's some things I think that you keep in mind

479
00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:26,040
because you think, oh, maybe one day I might sell them.

480
00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:28,320
And then some things like I genuinely don't give a fuck.

481
00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:32,920
Like if I'd have kept it in a box and would it have been,

482
00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:34,000
but you know what I mean?

483
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,800
It easily could have anyway.

484
00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:37,440
And then I wouldn't have had explained

485
00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:38,760
how I liked for all those years.

486
00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:42,160
Well, just because it's in a box doesn't mean it's.

487
00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:44,480
No, like your J.K. and Frank of Grimaldi.

488
00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:45,320
Yeah.

489
00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:47,800
Although I don't think that was boxed.

490
00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:50,160
I think they put that back in the box.

491
00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:51,120
You don't think so?

492
00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:52,920
I don't know.

493
00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:54,440
Where the fuck did it get like that?

494
00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:55,280
You know?

495
00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:57,280
No, no, no.

496
00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:00,760
I just wish you'd take a picture of it for me.

497
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:01,600
What, the mold?

498
00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:02,440
Yeah.

499
00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:03,280
I don't know why I didn't really

500
00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:05,120
because I could have got some fucking claims going there.

501
00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:06,840
You could have absolutely got a fucking refund, mate.

502
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:07,680
Yeah, I know.

503
00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:09,480
This is what, you know what you said yesterday

504
00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:10,760
how I'm a natural born leader?

505
00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:11,600
I know.

506
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:13,000
Maybe I am because when you told me the story,

507
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,520
I was like, God, I wish you'd have loved me.

508
00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:16,800
I know, I know.

509
00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:18,360
Well, I can only apologize.

510
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,800
But yeah, so the,

511
00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:26,160
I actually ordered the Collector's Edition

512
00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:27,520
before I saw the,

513
00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:32,680
before I saw anything to do with Mirage

514
00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:33,960
because it's like, it's so cheap

515
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,000
and I just, I have faith in this one.

516
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,840
Yeah.

517
00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:42,160
And it's been confirmed that they have gone back

518
00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:43,880
to their roots, which is what they,

519
00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:46,720
what Ubisoft was saying they were gonna do.

520
00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:48,840
And one of the ways that they've done that

521
00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:50,360
is with the map size.

522
00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:54,040
So the map size is apparently being likened

523
00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:58,040
to that of Revelations, Revelations and Unity,

524
00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:01,840
which they're not small, but they're not massive.

525
00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:06,120
They're not Origins, Odyssey, Valhalla sized,

526
00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:08,040
especially not Valhalla sized,

527
00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:10,080
which I think is fantastic.

528
00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:13,560
And when I saw the gameplay trailer of it,

529
00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:16,400
I thought, yeah, this is exactly

530
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:18,640
what Assassin's Creed should be.

531
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,280
Didn't see everything I wanted to see.

532
00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:24,920
You only saw melee combat with the hidden blades.

533
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:27,840
Would have been nice to see combat with a different weapon.

534
00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:28,680
Swords.

535
00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:33,680
But ultimately it looked very good.

536
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,040
The parkour looked decent.

537
00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:40,720
It looked how like Assassin's Creed 2 and Revelations

538
00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:43,400
and things like that looked, it did very much look like

539
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,800
it had gone back to where they began,

540
00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:51,160
which I think is, I think that's the direction

541
00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:52,440
that they should stick with.

542
00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:55,360
One of the cool things that I saw,

543
00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:58,240
which I don't really understand how it works,

544
00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:02,600
but I quite liked anyway, was the dashing ability.

545
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,280
You guys did talk about this.

546
00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:05,320
I remember you saying it.

547
00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:07,360
I remember saying, yeah, I remember talking about it.

548
00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:09,720
That it was like part of the Animus type thing.

549
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:15,320
Obviously that's all we've seen from Mirrors so far.

550
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:18,480
And that comes out in October, end of October.

551
00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:22,000
We see Sean and Rebecca.

552
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,320
I'm imagining that.

553
00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:24,560
I swear we see them and then we were like,

554
00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:25,400
who the fuck are they?

555
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:26,840
Because it didn't look like them at all.

556
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:27,680
Or we're watching something else.

557
00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:29,520
That wasn't from Mirrors though.

558
00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:30,720
That was Valhalla.

559
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:32,080
Valhalla was it?

560
00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:33,240
When we saw them and we went,

561
00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:35,160
that's fucking nothing like them

562
00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:37,720
because we're so lost in the storyline.

563
00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:39,920
Haven't seen you guys since 2009.

564
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:41,520
There's three Assassin's Creed's

565
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,640
that we've just completely negated.

566
00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:48,480
So yeah, I mean, I'm excited by it.

567
00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:50,480
I think it'll be interesting.

568
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:51,920
It's not like, I don't think it'll be like

569
00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:52,920
game of the year type shit.

570
00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:56,600
I think it's just, it will be very exciting for me

571
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:59,360
because you've had so many years of Assassin's Creed

572
00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:01,280
being your absolute favorite game

573
00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:04,200
to not giving an absolute shit about it

574
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:05,560
because of what it would become

575
00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:07,880
to hopefully being able to pick it back up

576
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:08,960
and going, yeah, this is fucking sick.

577
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:11,000
This is exactly what I wanted type shit.

578
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:12,800
So I'm excited for that.

579
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:14,760
I think that'd be very good.

580
00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:15,920
Yes.

581
00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:19,040
And right now, playing Final Fantasy.

582
00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:21,200
Final Fantasy 16.

583
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:23,360
It's good.

584
00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:24,600
Oh, it's good.

585
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:26,480
Cinematically, it's fucking fantastic.

586
00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:27,720
It's a first, go on.

587
00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:29,520
I was gonna say, whoever paced that demo,

588
00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:30,720
like whoever chose that.

589
00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:31,560
Oh, they did a-

590
00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:32,560
Very, very clever.

591
00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:33,800
They did such a good demo.

592
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:35,440
Basically what happened was

593
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:37,320
I've never played Final Fantasy before.

594
00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:42,320
I wasn't in Final Fantasy online for a brief period

595
00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:45,760
when I was trying to fucking find a void for World of Warcraft.

596
00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:52,240
I've never dipped my toes in that genre.

597
00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:57,240
And it was Sam, one of our patrons that messaged

598
00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:01,680
and said, play the fucking demo.

599
00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:03,400
Demo's free, play it.

600
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,640
So I downloaded it.

601
00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:08,080
It was like an 18 gig demo, something like that.

602
00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:13,080
And what it does is normally when you play a demo,

603
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:16,400
it will slap you somewhere in the middle.

604
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:18,560
Some juicy shit's going on.

605
00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:20,160
A lot of the demos that I've played,

606
00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:23,120
yeah, they haven't put us right at the beginning.

607
00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:26,280
They've put us at a somewhat juicy bit.

608
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:28,320
So when I played this demo

609
00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:33,240
and you are right from the beginning, it's so good.

610
00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:34,120
It's so good.

611
00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:37,800
Like you say, visually it was such a cool demo.

612
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:38,640
It weren't long.

613
00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:41,240
It was like, what, 30 minutes, an hour?

614
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,080
Are you joking?

615
00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:43,280
You were sat there for like two and a half hours.

616
00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:44,120
Oh, was I?

617
00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:44,960
Yeah.

618
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:45,800
Oh.

619
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:48,640
Two and a half hours then.

620
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:51,240
Yeah, you actually got in, figured it

621
00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:53,000
and it was probably about coming up five o'clock

622
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,760
and then yeah, maybe about half seven.

623
00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:56,040
I've been saying the same thing to everyone

624
00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:58,080
that's been talking to me about it.

625
00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:02,120
The way that I know, yeah, the way that I know

626
00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:05,800
that my brain loves it is the fact

627
00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:07,560
that this is the first Final Fantasy

628
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,520
that I've ever picked up and played.

629
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:12,080
And I was sitting there explaining the lore to you

630
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:13,120
from a demo.

631
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:18,160
So I was like, yeah, this is how I know I'm interested

632
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:21,040
because normally I'm not a lore whore

633
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:24,640
but I do pay attention to some lore.

634
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:26,960
I like to know what is going on.

635
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:30,280
But this time around, I knew it was something special

636
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:32,720
because I was remembering people's names

637
00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:34,360
which I'm terrible at.

638
00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:35,360
So I was like, yeah.

639
00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:36,800
Well, I mean, I suppose it's not difficult

640
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:37,880
to remember the Clive.

641
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:38,720
Oh God.

642
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:40,640
Kenneth, Joshua.

643
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:42,720
And then-

644
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:44,760
You know, a great hero, Clive.

645
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:47,520
Good for all the Clives in the world.

646
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:49,360
And then you just got like Garuda

647
00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:51,560
just thrown in there like proper random names.

648
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:52,400
Sidilophilus.

649
00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:55,280
Sidilophilus and Neil.

650
00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:59,080
The mighty champion Dave.

651
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:01,840
It's so random but it makes it so easy

652
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:03,080
to remember their names.

653
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:05,560
Clive, the protagonist, I was like,

654
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:09,000
like Sam said, he's like, who the fuck picked Clive?

655
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:09,840
Who picked Clive?

656
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:11,080
But for some reason it works.

657
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:12,960
I don't understand it, it works.

658
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:14,320
Yeah.

659
00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:17,480
But yeah, I spoke to Ash about it.

660
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:20,240
One thing that I really like about it

661
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:22,000
and I've never seen it before,

662
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,520
I can't remember what it's called.

663
00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:24,720
And when I voice noted him about it,

664
00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:26,480
I said the same thing, I can't remember what it's called.

665
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:30,000
But the law thing that you can-

666
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,120
Active law?

667
00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:33,480
Yeah, the active law thing.

668
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:34,720
Button thing, yeah.

669
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:36,280
Active time law or something like that.

670
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:37,120
That's it.

671
00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:39,280
Where you, whatever scene you're in,

672
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:41,120
there's only a very few cut scenes

673
00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:41,960
where you can't activate it

674
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,520
but you can activate it during most cut scenes

675
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:45,400
or while you're playing whenever.

676
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:50,360
And you hold down the touch pad

677
00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:55,360
and it brings up the aspects of the scenario that you're in.

678
00:22:57,480 --> 00:23:00,200
So say you're in a cut scene with Clive,

679
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:02,200
Kenneth and fucking Joshua.

680
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:05,680
It will bring up those three people

681
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:07,160
and you can click on them and it will give you

682
00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:12,160
a brief summary of what the law is so far

683
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:14,320
with those people.

684
00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:16,000
And then it will give you the places as well.

685
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,720
So if you're in a certain city

686
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:19,480
or whatever location you're in,

687
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:20,640
it will have that on it as well.

688
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:25,120
So you can click on that and you can see the law

689
00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:27,440
from that as well.

690
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:31,200
So it just gives you that brief synopsis

691
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:34,680
to kind of keep you in the loop of your plan

692
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:36,480
and you think, I don't really know what is going on here.

693
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:38,560
You can just quickly hold down that touch pad

694
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:41,480
and have a quick skim of what is going on.

695
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:43,600
And I don't think you don't have to utilize that

696
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:44,760
all the time, which I haven't,

697
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:46,320
but there's definitely been quite a few times

698
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:48,240
when I've used it and gone, oh shit, yeah, like that.

699
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:49,600
That makes sense and that makes sense

700
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:51,960
from a person that's never played Final Fantasy before.

701
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:53,080
I was like, yeah, that, that.

702
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:54,840
Like now I know why this is happening

703
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:56,560
and I just think it's a nice addition.

704
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,640
Yeah, it's very good.

705
00:23:58,640 --> 00:23:59,960
Kind of like the Amazon X-Ray, isn't it?

706
00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:01,960
Which again, don't often use it,

707
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:03,360
but it will be like when you pause it,

708
00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:04,920
it will tell you like exactly who's in that scene

709
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:05,760
and who they are.

710
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:08,720
And I did think that was very clever.

711
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:11,040
The combat feels really good as well.

712
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:12,280
I really like the combat.

713
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:14,080
It's just hack and slash type shit.

714
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:14,920
I think, and I-

715
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:17,120
You need to stop saying sick him, Torgl.

716
00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:17,960
That makes more to choke him.

717
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:20,560
I feel like there's a setting to probably switch up.

718
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,600
So there you get-

719
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:23,440
Good boy.

720
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:26,200
There's accessories on there that give you

721
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:27,640
like special abilities,

722
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:31,520
whether it be, some of them are like plus five strength

723
00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:33,880
and shit like that, but you get all these other ones

724
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:38,000
that will, this is where it feels somewhat cheating.

725
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,600
So obviously you can dodge attacks and things like that.

726
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:41,920
Kind of like Elden Ring.

727
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:44,440
Again, like what Sam said,

728
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:48,160
but there's this accessory you can get

729
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:51,480
where either it will slow down time

730
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:54,200
and give you a prompt to dodge on an ability,

731
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:57,480
on an incoming attack that you can dodge.

732
00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:59,800
Or there's one where it will just automatically

733
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:01,680
dodge for you.

734
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:03,000
So you don't have to dodge.

735
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,560
If it's an ability, if it's-

736
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:05,760
Which you definitely have equipped.

737
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:07,840
Yeah, if it's something that can be dodged,

738
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,760
then it will dodge for you.

739
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:13,320
And then there's another one where obviously

740
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:15,360
there's different combos.

741
00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:19,320
You can equip this one and it will make every single combo

742
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:22,600
a button mash of square.

743
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,520
So you keep mashing square and it will just throw out

744
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:25,360
random combos for you.

745
00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:27,000
I thought you were doing very well

746
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,440
considering you're so early on in the game.

747
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:34,440
And then there's another one where it will make Torgal,

748
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:38,360
who is one of your companions, his big old dog.

749
00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:42,080
Because Torgal, you can manually toggle him to attack

750
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:45,320
heal and do something else, can't remember what.

751
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:48,280
There's an accessory that you can equip

752
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:50,120
where he will do all of that automatically.

753
00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:51,640
So you haven't got to worry about doing that.

754
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:53,640
Obviously I've got those three things equipped.

755
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:55,480
I had the one where it slowed down time

756
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:57,080
before you could dodge.

757
00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:58,840
And then I thought, well, let me try the other one

758
00:25:58,840 --> 00:25:59,840
and see what that does.

759
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:03,240
And it's just, just keep pressing square.

760
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:06,320
So basically in a boss fight, you just let it play itself.

761
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,160
Yeah, but I feel like,

762
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:14,160
I feel like with this game,

763
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:17,000
because I know that Final Fantasy is very story driven.

764
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:17,840
Yes.

765
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:21,280
It's the same with the MMO.

766
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:25,560
That's like when you ask for reviews on it

767
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:26,960
and stuff like that, that's one of the main things

768
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:29,280
that people say is that the story

769
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:32,160
is one of the most enticing parts of the entire game

770
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:34,920
because the lore was just so rich.

771
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:39,920
And I did look at the play time for Final Fantasy 16

772
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:42,640
and I won't say what the actual play time is

773
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:45,040
in case people don't want to know,

774
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:50,040
but it did say that you can cut that time down drastically

775
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:52,600
if you skip the cut scenes.

776
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:55,360
So that tells me that,

777
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:57,800
well, it did say in the article

778
00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:59,800
that the majority of it is cinematic.

779
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:01,440
Same with Guardians of the Galaxy,

780
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:02,840
which I absolutely love.

781
00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:04,840
I love because then it feels like you're watching a movie,

782
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:05,680
but you're playing it.

783
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:07,880
If anything, that gives me more immersion

784
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:10,720
in what I'm playing because more cinematics,

785
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:14,120
less play time, not for every single game, obviously,

786
00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:17,800
but I think for games that are heavily story driven,

787
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:21,200
those cinematics really help you to build a picture.

788
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:24,000
And I feel like,

789
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,160
I don't know if it makes me sound really lazy,

790
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:28,800
but I feel like that makes me really want to play it

791
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:33,440
even more because I know that for the however many hours,

792
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:35,240
I'm not going to be playing for most of it.

793
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:38,240
How can I be watching a cinematic?

794
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:42,880
It just makes me feel safe because I'm in a cinematic.

795
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:43,720
No one can help me.

796
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:47,480
And I know exactly, you have such a instant reaction

797
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:48,480
when one comes on,

798
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:50,720
because I'm so often sat behind you

799
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:52,800
and just I'll be on my phone or doing something

800
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:55,000
and sort of watching as well.

801
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:58,720
And the second, the pan of it begins,

802
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,600
you instantly put down the remote,

803
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,680
scoop, like, relax back.

804
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:03,520
And you're like, here we go.

805
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:04,960
Sometimes you'll flip through your phone.

806
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:06,560
Yeah, it depends, yeah.

807
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:09,600
If it's one, then they're just sort of talking

808
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:11,720
and nothing's like crazies going on.

809
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:12,560
It's just so fun.

810
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:13,880
You've got immediate reaction.

811
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:15,400
Yeah, I was going to hand rest.

812
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:18,320
Hand rest from just button mashing square.

813
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:22,200
I'm sure later down the line,

814
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:25,200
there's all different accessories that you can mess around

815
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:26,680
with and stuff like that.

816
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:29,120
But for now, for now, I'm more than happy

817
00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:31,680
to just be button mashing square.

818
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:34,200
I mean, you can manually do combos and stuff like that,

819
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:36,440
which a lot of the times, to be fair, I do,

820
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:39,360
because it picks the combos at random.

821
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:41,760
So there's ones where you would want to do certain stuff,

822
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:43,240
but it's not going to do that,

823
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:45,120
or it's not going to do it soon enough.

824
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:49,520
And to be fair, the reason why I picked the accessory

825
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:51,280
that automatically dodges for you

826
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:54,080
is because while I was doing combos,

827
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:57,760
you can't dodge whilst doing a combo.

828
00:28:57,760 --> 00:29:00,160
You can't cancel the combo and dodge.

829
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:03,320
It has to finish the attack that you're doing.

830
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:06,480
Not like, how do I explain it?

831
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:12,440
If it takes four masses of square to get a combo off,

832
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:16,680
if you're on the third mash of square,

833
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:19,440
then if you're in the middle of that animation,

834
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:21,120
you can't just dodge out of the way

835
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:22,240
and cancel that animation.

836
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:25,240
It finishes the animation, which means that

837
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:27,120
if you haven't timed it properly, you're going to get hit.

838
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:28,600
And I was just getting bored of doing that,

839
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,080
so I was like, fuck it, just do the one

840
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:32,240
that dodges for me automatically.

841
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:33,160
I'll just have that.

842
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:35,040
I always think if,

843
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:38,040
I'm not cheating because they put it in the game.

844
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:39,960
They put it in the game for it to be used.

845
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:43,600
Just like Elden Ring with the mimicked here,

846
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:45,640
they put it there for me to use it.

847
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:48,440
So fuck you, Ash, if you want to have a little win.

848
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:51,360
Like you did with the fucking mimicked here,

849
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:53,840
because I'm going to use the motherfucker.

850
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:55,760
That's exactly how it's going to work.

851
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:58,160
So they give me the tools, I'm using them.

852
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:00,360
So far I'm having a great time.

853
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:01,200
It's very fun.

854
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:03,520
It's very fun.

855
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:05,320
Looks very good as well.

856
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:06,160
Does look very good.

857
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:08,160
Obviously I'm playing in frame rate mode,

858
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:13,160
not fidelity, because I don't want to.

859
00:30:13,220 --> 00:30:14,720
I don't want that 30 frames.

860
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:15,560
Fair enough.

861
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:17,760
Yes.

862
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:19,600
Indeed, sorry, I'm trying not to die.

863
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:20,440
I don't know if you can tell.

864
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:21,680
It's just naughty.

865
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:23,280
The hay fever will be getting me.

866
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:26,560
What's happening in my life?

867
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:29,160
Tears of the Kingdom.

868
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:30,120
Tears of the Kingdom.

869
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:32,720
Yeah, going hard.

870
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:37,720
I can't remember when I was last on where I was at.

871
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:38,880
I think you did set- What, in Tears of the Kingdom?

872
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,960
Yeah, I think that it was like I was going to reset it.

873
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:44,360
And then I- Reset it?

874
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:46,400
Like as in, that was the last time I was

875
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,160
spiked on the podcast. Oh, you mean on the podcast.

876
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:49,280
I thought you meant on Tears of the Kingdom.

877
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,840
Yeah, I think one of the last times was

878
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:52,680
that you were going to reset and get mini-

879
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:53,520
I was going to have to.

880
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:55,000
I think great decision, great decision.

881
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,200
Honestly, he's a burden.

882
00:30:57,920 --> 00:30:59,280
What, mini eggs are burden?

883
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:02,960
Love the guy, but they,

884
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:05,600
I feel really guilty leaving him in places,

885
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:06,760
but it's not like, you know, like,

886
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:09,320
I feel like I can't really remember if Red Dead did do this

887
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:12,720
or if I'm imagining it, but I swear in Red Dead,

888
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:14,440
it didn't really matter where you were.

889
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:17,000
If you whistled your horse, it would come.

890
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,720
Yeah, I think that's how it works.

891
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:20,800
Yeah, it just like spawned your horse.

892
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:21,640
Yeah.

893
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:23,400
Yeah, you meet his away and it run up to you.

894
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:24,360
I'm pretty certain.

895
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:25,280
Yeah.

896
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:28,960
Well, in both of them, in Breath of the Wild,

897
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:30,560
and Tears of the Kingdom, it doesn't.

898
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:33,920
If you're too far away, you're too far away.

899
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:35,160
That's fucking annoying.

900
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:37,400
But there's lots of stables

901
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:38,800
and you can call it from any stable.

902
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:40,040
Yeah, but then you've got to constantly put it

903
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:40,880
in a fucking stable.

904
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:41,800
No, no, no, you don't.

905
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:44,120
You can leave, it can be on a muck and mountain somewhere.

906
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:46,640
And if you're at a stable, you can call it to that stable.

907
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:48,000
Oh, right. Oh, okay.

908
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,200
I see.

909
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:53,560
And it used to be, so there was a stamina hack

910
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:54,520
in Breath of the Wild.

911
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:56,560
I say hack, it was more of like,

912
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:57,400
well, I suppose it was a hack.

913
00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:59,240
Yeah, that's what I was looking for.

914
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:01,560
Where if you like whistled for a horse,

915
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:04,000
you could run without depleting your stamina.

916
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,800
And basically the horse wouldn't necessarily come

917
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:06,920
because if it was too far away.

918
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:07,760
Yeah.

919
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:08,600
And it used to be like,

920
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:10,120
it seems Minion couldn't hear your call.

921
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:10,960
It used to pop up.

922
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:12,520
Well, so far in Tears of the Kingdom, you whistle,

923
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:15,800
nothing, it just, nothing comes up, but he doesn't come.

924
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:18,520
And then, yeah, like, bless him, he's not blessed,

925
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:19,480
I don't mean that.

926
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,480
But there are, I haven't,

927
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:23,880
I'm really, really glad I did it.

928
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:28,480
And actually, I think it would have spoiled it.

929
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,880
I was right, it would have spoiled it if I couldn't

930
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:32,360
for some reason.

931
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:35,480
But yeah, I just haven't, you know,

932
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:36,840
every time I ride somewhere, I'm like,

933
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:37,960
fuck, I can't fast travel now

934
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:38,840
because I'm just going to leave you here

935
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:40,560
and this isn't a very nice area.

936
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:41,400
Oh, Jesus.

937
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:42,240
But no, I'm joking.

938
00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:44,080
This isn't a very nice area.

939
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:45,920
I mean, well, you never know.

940
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:49,280
But this isn't upper class enough for a mini egg.

941
00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:50,120
I'm loving it.

942
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:51,640
And like at the minute I'm going around

943
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:54,240
collecting all the armors,

944
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:56,520
because they very much have like a,

945
00:32:56,520 --> 00:33:01,520
you can get by if you really, really want to,

946
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:06,320
but you're supposed to constantly change your armor

947
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:07,240
to suit what you're doing.

948
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:08,880
You're supposed to drink potions,

949
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:10,600
you're supposed to cook meals.

950
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:12,440
Like, it really helps you.

951
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:13,800
It's the same shit with Elden Ring.

952
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:16,880
You don't have to, but it makes your life easier.

953
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:18,000
It makes it more fun.

954
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:18,840
Yeah.

955
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:21,640
And like, I love finding the armors.

956
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:23,720
I'm really, really enjoying that.

957
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:28,080
Do you think the, we've spoken about it quite a bit.

958
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:32,320
Do you think all of the glitches and stuff that you,

959
00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:35,960
and the exploits that you've seen on TikTok

960
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:38,880
have somewhat spoiled it for you?

961
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:40,200
I wouldn't say spoiled,

962
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:43,480
but there's times when I'm angry, not angry.

963
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:45,920
You know what I mean though, but like annoyed,

964
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:48,840
because all of the things I've seen,

965
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:51,600
they're basically only able to do that

966
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:52,920
because of the dupe glitch.

967
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:53,760
Yeah.

968
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:54,760
In the sense of, you could,

969
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:57,120
but you'd be fucking grinding your life out

970
00:33:57,120 --> 00:34:00,280
to get that many, like I was shocked at.

971
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:03,120
So when you use all of those devices,

972
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:06,680
the wheels, the fire, the flames, whatever,

973
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:09,640
you have those little battery cells.

974
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:10,480
Yeah, yeah, I see that.

975
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:13,240
And you know, in like every video, they've got fucking loads.

976
00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:15,760
Each one of those, it's like,

977
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:17,920
you need a hundred crystallized charges.

978
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:19,520
Is that each one of the three blocks,

979
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:20,720
or is that each block?

980
00:34:20,720 --> 00:34:22,760
Each, each, each block.

981
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:23,760
Each block with it, no.

982
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:24,720
Within the three.

983
00:34:24,720 --> 00:34:26,760
There's a, yeah, like a little battery with three chunks.

984
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:30,520
And for one chunk is a hundred crystallized charges.

985
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:33,040
And for a hundred crystallized charges,

986
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:36,160
it's more Zonite.

987
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:40,240
And to find Zonite is not that easy.

988
00:34:40,240 --> 00:34:44,800
You get that from killing stuff in the depths,

989
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:46,680
mining in the depths,

990
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:51,680
and killing any of the robot ones called constructs,

991
00:34:52,240 --> 00:34:54,080
anywhere, they're on all three really.

992
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:58,520
Yeah, I was really, really shocked

993
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:00,080
at how much that actually takes.

994
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:02,160
And like when people, you can build a house

995
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:03,760
in a place called Tarrytown,

996
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:05,880
which you help build in Breath of the Wild.

997
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:10,880
And even that's like 15, what is it?

998
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:15,440
15,000, no, what's 1,500, 1,500.

999
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:16,640
1,500 rupees.

1000
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:20,400
So, which is quite a lot, especially like early on.

1001
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:23,800
So all these people that you can see,

1002
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:24,880
and they've got this house,

1003
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:26,640
but they've got like four hearts.

1004
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:30,640
They're not very far, or like certainly shrine-wise.

1005
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:34,840
Yeah, and I'm just, it did.

1006
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:37,120
I don't mean like, yeah, there's an element of like,

1007
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:39,360
oh, I kind of wish it didn't happen

1008
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:41,960
so that the playing field was a bit more level,

1009
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:45,080
because really, you're seeing something,

1010
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:46,120
you think, oh, that looks really cool,

1011
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:48,920
but you can't really, really recreate that at all.

1012
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:51,160
You're seeing all this really cool, yeah, like you just said.

1013
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:53,520
You're seeing all this really cool shit,

1014
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:55,920
and then it's making you want to do that

1015
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:58,840
in Tears of the Kingdom and go, oh, this looks fucking sick.

1016
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:00,760
And then you realise it's actually,

1017
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:02,560
well, technically a cheat.

1018
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:03,920
Yes, really, yeah.

1019
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:05,360
Which they continually patched.

1020
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:08,400
What I, I started to get really pissed off with it,

1021
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:12,040
and it happens with so many games.

1022
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:16,280
You get all these fucking annoying,

1023
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:20,680
cunty streamer type children on TikTok.

1024
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:24,640
Hey guys, I'm gonna show you today how you can get,

1025
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:27,360
they all have the exact same intros.

1026
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:28,520
They all look exactly the same.

1027
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:29,720
They all talk exactly the same.

1028
00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:32,600
Everyone knows the kind of people that I'm on about.

1029
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:36,160
And for about a week, my TikTok,

1030
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:38,960
and it wasn't because I was liking them

1031
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:40,360
or watching them loads.

1032
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:42,760
They were just fucking spawning out of everywhere

1033
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:44,600
of all these people saying like,

1034
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:47,040
there's this exploit and you can do this and do it.

1035
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:49,280
Oh, they patched this one, but with the latest patch,

1036
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:50,760
you can now do this and blah, blah, blah.

1037
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:53,080
It's like fucking, just play the game, cunt.

1038
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:55,120
Like just play the game properly,

1039
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:59,760
because surely for me, I don't find that enjoyable.

1040
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:02,920
When you load up GTA and then you bang in those cheats,

1041
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:04,560
it's fun for about five minutes and then you go,

1042
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:05,400
all right, well, the challenge

1043
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:07,160
is completely stripped out of here.

1044
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:09,480
This is no longer any fun.

1045
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:14,480
Yeah, when I got the Minecraft Xbox edition, Xbox One,

1046
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:16,920
but not the cool one that looked like a block of dirt.

1047
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:19,280
It was the white one, but it had Minecraft on it.

1048
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:24,320
And someone realized that on the Xbox version,

1049
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:25,960
when it was obviously quite new,

1050
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:29,520
that there was a juked glitch with the chest.

1051
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:32,320
You could do this thing, I can't remember what it was.

1052
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:34,680
And me and Lou did it.

1053
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:37,440
And obviously you do it with like diamond or whatever.

1054
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:39,080
And then, yeah, it was like really boring.

1055
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:41,000
We're like, I was about two hours after that,

1056
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,840
we were like, well, I'm never playing this again.

1057
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:44,400
Because you've done it.

1058
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:46,240
The ahead of the curve achievement

1059
00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:48,680
that I got the other week on World of Warcraft,

1060
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:53,840
a couple of years ago, it become a new thing

1061
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:56,240
where you could pay in gold

1062
00:37:57,640 --> 00:37:59,480
to have a group boost you through it.

1063
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:01,920
Where they would be saved to the last boss

1064
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:02,960
and then it'd be like, I don't know,

1065
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:05,160
like fucking 250,000 gold,

1066
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:07,120
which is a lot of people would go,

1067
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:08,960
and it's not a lot of money, but it is.

1068
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:12,680
And you pay them and then they'd boost you through it.

1069
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:14,200
You wouldn't even have to do anything just down there.

1070
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:16,440
And I did it once because I really wanted the mount.

1071
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:18,000
And I was like, the guild that I was in,

1072
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,680
I was like, it's not gonna happen.

1073
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:25,680
So I paid for it and it was so boring.

1074
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:27,920
It was so boring and having that amount.

1075
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:29,200
And yes, it looks cool.

1076
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:30,280
It looks very cool.

1077
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:31,720
One of the coolest looking mounts I've got.

1078
00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:34,560
But I was like, I haven't earned this at all.

1079
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:35,960
Yeah, it does feel different.

1080
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:36,800
I don't like this way.

1081
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:40,760
I was the head of the curve that I got with hoofs and hoes,

1082
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:41,800
which is the guild that I'm in.

1083
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:42,640
Represent.

1084
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:47,280
We earned that and we did that properly.

1085
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:48,120
And that felt good.

1086
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:49,360
Got fuck all for it.

1087
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:53,720
But that felt good to achieve.

1088
00:38:53,720 --> 00:38:54,560
Yeah.

1089
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:57,080
And I just feel like you glitching your way

1090
00:38:57,080 --> 00:39:00,480
through the game, talking about Zelda,

1091
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:02,160
to get all this shit.

1092
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:05,280
Yes, they make for very funny videos.

1093
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:06,920
Make for great TikToks.

1094
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:09,600
And it really drives up the hype for Tears of the Kingdom.

1095
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:11,760
Not that it needed it, but anyway.

1096
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:15,280
Yeah, I just feel like it gave,

1097
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:17,640
it's given a lot of people a false sense

1098
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:19,640
of what the game truly is like,

1099
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:21,720
because you're watching someone

1100
00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:25,080
who has effectively got everything they could ask for

1101
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:26,680
straight away.

1102
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:28,920
And has the creative ingenuity

1103
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:30,960
to create these crazy things.

1104
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:32,560
And you play the game and it's like,

1105
00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:36,040
actually no, you can't do any of this without glitching it.

1106
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,120
But then, well no, you can.

1107
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:39,920
You just have to actually play and grind.

1108
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:42,360
Which I'm kind of like, that's okay.

1109
00:39:44,240 --> 00:39:46,400
Because I think there's a, what game is it?

1110
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:49,760
Is it Ocarina of Time?

1111
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:51,680
No, you think you get them anyway.

1112
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:54,720
No, what's the one where you have to rent your shit?

1113
00:39:54,720 --> 00:39:55,560
Whatever one, there's one of them.

1114
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:56,840
Is it Non-Major's Mask?

1115
00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:59,520
No, that's one where the moon's gonna crush the earth.

1116
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:00,440
It's really scary.

1117
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:05,440
I think it's a link between worlds.

1118
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:06,720
It was like a 3DS one.

1119
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:09,120
You have to like, initially you have to like,

1120
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:11,000
rent your stuff off this guy.

1121
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,280
And then every time you die,

1122
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:13,320
you have to like go and rent it again.

1123
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:14,880
And obviously, so when you die,

1124
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:15,880
and then you've got less rupees,

1125
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:16,720
because you rented it to him.

1126
00:40:16,720 --> 00:40:20,280
And it really like, it's a whole system.

1127
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:22,440
But at the start, it's like way too expensive

1128
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:24,080
to buy your own version of it,

1129
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:25,680
without having to rent to him.

1130
00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:29,520
Because they don't want you to fucking start the game

1131
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:31,080
with all of the stuff, so that it doesn't matter,

1132
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:32,400
so that it becomes inconsequential.

1133
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:36,560
So, yeah, it's one of those weird ones

1134
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:37,760
where it's like, I'm okay,

1135
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:39,040
at the same time as being annoyed.

1136
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:39,960
Like I was quite shook.

1137
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:43,080
You know, you see, shooked?

1138
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:45,720
I was quite shooketh.

1139
00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:46,800
I was shooketh.

1140
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:48,760
You know the one, and it's auto build,

1141
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:51,920
and they just, it's the last one on the wheel.

1142
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:54,040
I've actually only just got it.

1143
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:58,320
And basically it remembers things that you've built,

1144
00:40:58,320 --> 00:40:59,160
and you can call it,

1145
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:01,320
and if you, as long as you have the materials,

1146
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:02,640
it will do it, right?

1147
00:41:03,720 --> 00:41:04,840
No.

1148
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:07,320
That costs, the zoneite that that costs,

1149
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:09,240
I won't fucking spend it.

1150
00:41:09,240 --> 00:41:10,240
This is where like the difference

1151
00:41:10,240 --> 00:41:11,400
between you and I comes into play,

1152
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:12,240
where you know how like,

1153
00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:14,240
I'll hoard all the potions and you'll just drink them.

1154
00:41:14,240 --> 00:41:15,080
It's a bit like that.

1155
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:15,920
I'm looking at it and go,

1156
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:18,120
mm, it'll be 16 zoneite though,

1157
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:20,280
so I'm not gonna do that kind of thing.

1158
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:21,600
Because obviously I need that zoneite

1159
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:22,840
to turn into crystallized charges

1160
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:24,600
to get me a fucking batteries going.

1161
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:30,640
So yeah, I'm quite glad that I didn't do it,

1162
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:32,000
because I do think there's a potential

1163
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,280
where it would have gotten better of me

1164
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:35,000
and I would have done it.

1165
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,240
They had the same thing with Elden Ring

1166
00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:41,680
with rune farms.

1167
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:45,040
Obviously you used runes to level yourself up.

1168
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:46,400
To which I actually did.

1169
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:48,240
Oh you did with that weird like rock thing?

1170
00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:49,080
At the end.

1171
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:50,720
I did it at the end after I'd done

1172
00:41:50,720 --> 00:41:53,120
six separate playthroughs of the game.

1173
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:55,000
So don't be coming at me.

1174
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,720
I mean you definitely didn't do it that far in,

1175
00:41:57,720 --> 00:41:59,080
like that many playthroughs.

1176
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:00,520
You did it at like,

1177
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:02,360
you hadn't finished it when you did that.

1178
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:04,000
No I had finished it.

1179
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:04,840
No I had.

1180
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:06,880
Before I did any rune farms,

1181
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:10,520
I had done at least three playthroughs.

1182
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:11,360
Oh no.

1183
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:12,200
I had.

1184
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:14,800
Right, so when you and Ash had the bet for an hour,

1185
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:15,880
that was your first playthrough?

1186
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:16,720
Yep.

1187
00:42:16,720 --> 00:42:18,480
Yeah, you definitely didn't.

1188
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:20,080
You definitely did it before that.

1189
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:20,920
What?

1190
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:21,760
No.

1191
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:22,600
Fine, yes you did.

1192
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:23,520
Because I didn't watch again.

1193
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:24,360
No I didn't.

1194
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:25,200
After that?

1195
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:26,040
No, okay.

1196
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:26,880
I promise you, to be fair,

1197
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:28,520
you can look at the fucking,

1198
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:29,600
at the clip of it,

1199
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:30,760
I'll be able to tell you,

1200
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:33,240
I'll be able to show you that I, no,

1201
00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:35,640
I did not do the rune farm before that.

1202
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:36,800
I did at least three playthroughs.

1203
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:37,640
Allegedly.

1204
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:38,480
Oh you're smoking a joint.

1205
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:39,320
I did, I did.

1206
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:40,440
And then it was the big bird

1207
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:42,640
that I did the rune farming on.

1208
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:45,320
So now it's like level 99 max everything,

1209
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:47,040
everything is maxed up.

1210
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:49,440
But I didn't spoil the game for myself

1211
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:50,280
before doing that,

1212
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:51,800
like a lot of people did.

1213
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:52,640
Allegedly.

1214
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:54,560
No I didn't, you fucking watched me.

1215
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:55,400
Exactly.

1216
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:57,240
No you didn't, because I was in the annex one.

1217
00:42:57,240 --> 00:42:58,720
Yeah, and that's the thing,

1218
00:42:58,720 --> 00:43:00,040
after you finished it,

1219
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:00,880
I didn't watch again,

1220
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:02,280
but I watched you rune farm.

1221
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:03,120
Yeah, yeah.

1222
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:03,960
You did it for ages.

1223
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:04,800
Yeah.

1224
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:06,160
And that was before, but anyway.

1225
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:07,320
Yeah, no, that was,

1226
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:08,760
what, you think I was rune farming

1227
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:10,920
before I'd done one playthrough of it?

1228
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:13,400
Definitely not, definitely not.

1229
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:15,160
Me and Ash did the fucking,

1230
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:16,000
No, I believe, fair enough, yeah.

1231
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:17,160
Ash was with me when I completed,

1232
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:18,680
did the first playthrough of it.

1233
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:19,520
We did, we did the,

1234
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:20,440
He was on the phone, yeah.

1235
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:21,920
No, we did the Elden Lord.

1236
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:24,440
The Elden Beast, sorry.

1237
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:26,920
Yeah, but you know when you had the bet thing.

1238
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:27,960
Yeah, Melania.

1239
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:28,800
Yeah.

1240
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:29,960
Yeah, I hadn't rune farmed then,

1241
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:30,920
because it weren't fair.

1242
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:33,320
Because he, I'm pretty sure he asked me

1243
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:36,680
if I'd been rune farming and I hadn't started yet.

1244
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:38,280
I hadn't done it yet.

1245
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:39,800
But after that I did.

1246
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:40,640
Fair doos.

1247
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:42,120
And I won that bet by the way.

1248
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:43,520
He just chickened out of it.

1249
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:46,080
Kill us, yeah.

1250
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:46,920
I spoke a big,

1251
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:48,360
Wasn't there a pizza bet that didn't happen?

1252
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:49,200
Oh no, you did get the pizza.

1253
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:50,320
No, we did get the pizza.

1254
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:51,440
I can't remember what that bet was.

1255
00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:52,280
Oh, it was the quizzes.

1256
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:53,120
It was the games, yeah.

1257
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:54,120
It was the quizzes.

1258
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:56,200
The Melania one was he tried,

1259
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:59,040
I don't know if he had killed Melania.

1260
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:00,720
I think he had killed Melania.

1261
00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:02,040
And he said how fucking difficult she was.

1262
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:03,320
Because you were like rinsing stuff.

1263
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:04,560
And I give it the big bollocks

1264
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:07,040
and went no, I'll be able to do it in under an hour.

1265
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:08,320
And then I did.

1266
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:09,160
Yeah.

1267
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:12,600
I did, like, I think it was bang on an hour.

1268
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:13,440
Yeah.

1269
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:14,480
And then he was like, no, you didn't.

1270
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:15,840
I went, I fucking did.

1271
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:16,680
And then yeah,

1272
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:19,040
I got the clip recording me screaming

1273
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:21,640
and almost bouncing the controller off the ceiling.

1274
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:24,400
Because she was such a bitch to kill.

1275
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:25,240
Oh.

1276
00:44:25,240 --> 00:44:26,680
Was that one that was like two parts?

1277
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:28,640
She had two phases, yeah.

1278
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:30,800
Oh my gosh, she was so fucking annoying.

1279
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:35,200
And then that like Elden Ring sensation let me solo her.

1280
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:37,520
A player who just had a pot on his head

1281
00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:39,520
and he was walking around in his pants

1282
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:42,160
and he would join your game and then just solo her.

1283
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:44,320
You just stand around and he'd do it for you.

1284
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:48,400
And I think he ended up with over a thousand kills

1285
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:53,400
and they like made a statue of him

1286
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:55,200
and everything and like give him a plaque

1287
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:56,440
and all that type of shit.

1288
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:57,280
It's crazy.

1289
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:00,800
Very cool achievement for someone who has the patience

1290
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:04,840
of a saint to just constantly fucking rip this one boss.

1291
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,400
Very fun game, Elden Ring.

1292
00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:09,600
I really liked it.

1293
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:12,240
Never been, it's been a very long time

1294
00:45:12,240 --> 00:45:14,120
since I've been so captivated by a game

1295
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:15,240
such as Elden Ring.

1296
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:19,600
So good, so, so, so, so, so, so good.

1297
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:22,800
That mimic tier was a joke, an absolute joke.

1298
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:25,200
I loved it.

1299
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:27,320
The PVP of it was really fun as well.

1300
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:30,240
It's just an overall great game, 10 out of 10.

1301
00:45:30,240 --> 00:45:31,680
Have they announced any DLCs?

1302
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:34,480
Go on, get that sniffing love, go on.

1303
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:35,320
No.

1304
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:41,680
They did do, bring out sort of like an arena.

1305
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:44,920
There was this big old pot that you could find.

1306
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:46,400
Yeah, the pot guy.

1307
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:47,640
Yeah.

1308
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:51,720
And they sort of like, sort of like wall glitched

1309
00:45:51,720 --> 00:45:54,240
their way into it and then there was speculation

1310
00:45:54,240 --> 00:45:56,160
it was gonna be arena and then it wasn't,

1311
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:59,240
it was turned into an arena for,

1312
00:45:59,240 --> 00:46:01,560
specifically for PVP battles.

1313
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:06,840
And then they haven't, I don't think they have

1314
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:10,240
announced what the DLC is, but the DLC is on the way.

1315
00:46:10,240 --> 00:46:13,080
Now Ash has said that obviously they take,

1316
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:15,800
they're notorious for taking ages with DLC,

1317
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:17,200
but when it does come out it's,

1318
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:19,720
El Perfecto.

1319
00:46:19,720 --> 00:46:23,920
So I don't think there is, DLC will come,

1320
00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:26,080
but it just hasn't arrived yet.

1321
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:27,600
But when it does, I'll load it back up.

1322
00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:29,480
I won't know any of the buttons.

1323
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:33,120
My dodging capabilities will be fucking shit as they were

1324
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:35,120
when I first started playing it.

1325
00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:36,960
I'll get angry and then I'll get in the swing of it.

1326
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:37,800
No, muscle memory.

1327
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:39,120
It'll be muscle memory, I think.

1328
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:43,520
That game definitely helped me become better

1329
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:47,120
at dodging stuff because it was either dodge or get fucked.

1330
00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:49,160
Yeah, great.

1331
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:51,080
Fantastic.

1332
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:52,800
Beautiful.

1333
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:56,300
And now it's over.

1334
00:46:57,720 --> 00:46:58,960
It's not though, is it?

1335
00:46:58,960 --> 00:46:59,800
What?

1336
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:01,640
We've still got time.

1337
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:02,920
We've still got time.

1338
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:06,560
I went to, I went to Nerd Base for the first time

1339
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:08,040
in a long time.

1340
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:09,600
Me and you both went.

1341
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:10,440
Did we?

1342
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:11,920
We went together.

1343
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:14,380
We went together and we had a slap up breakfast.

1344
00:47:14,380 --> 00:47:15,320
We had a cooked breakfast.

1345
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:16,600
It was decent, wasn't it?

1346
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:17,920
It was nice.

1347
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:19,400
And I went in there with the,

1348
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:22,960
obviously I'm a signed whore now.

1349
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:25,480
I don't want anything unless it's signed by the person

1350
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:28,300
that either plays the character or made the character.

1351
00:47:28,300 --> 00:47:29,520
And that's quite bad.

1352
00:47:30,420 --> 00:47:32,240
And I went into Nerd Base knowing

1353
00:47:32,240 --> 00:47:33,800
they don't specialize in signed stuff.

1354
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:35,200
And I was like, wouldn't it be good if they had signed

1355
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:38,040
Bonko's, but what they did have that was signed

1356
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:41,000
was a signed Aowyn poster in a frame

1357
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:44,280
and a signed Galadriel poster in a frame.

1358
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:47,840
And they're only 40 quid each.

1359
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:49,600
So I snapped those motherfuckers up.

1360
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:54,600
And then I got a Tops Lord of the Rings binder.

1361
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:56,600
Movie cards, collectors, storage binder.

1362
00:47:56,600 --> 00:48:00,360
And it's the, this is the entire collection for 35 quid.

1363
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:02,080
And we couldn't work out whether it was 35 quid

1364
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:06,360
for the binder or it was like 35 quid for the cards inside.

1365
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:09,120
It was 35 quid for it all.

1366
00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:09,960
So bought that.

1367
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:13,680
And then sure enough, Magic the Gathering announced

1368
00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:15,800
or released their Lord of the Rings set.

1369
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:23,280
It's just, my Pokemon card days are over for now.

1370
00:48:23,420 --> 00:48:24,780
Not forever, just for now.

1371
00:48:24,780 --> 00:48:29,780
And Magic the Gathering has not drawn me in yet.

1372
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:35,480
However, they do look cool.

1373
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:37,500
They do really look cool.

1374
00:48:37,500 --> 00:48:38,760
They look decent, man.

1375
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:40,200
They look decent, but they obviously got like

1376
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:41,400
Radagast and stuff in here.

1377
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:44,800
So it's like, it's like the entire universe.

1378
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:48,560
I haven't, I tried to Google the full set

1379
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:50,460
to find out how big it actually is.

1380
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:52,840
I could have found out,

1381
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:54,520
but I don't think I could be bothered.

1382
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:55,840
I clicked on like two different articles

1383
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:57,240
and just couldn't, no one was telling me.

1384
00:48:57,240 --> 00:48:58,280
I was like, oh, fuck it.

1385
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:00,520
What is there gonna be more cards released?

1386
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:01,360
I ain't got a clue.

1387
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:03,120
I don't know how Magic the Gathering works.

1388
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:04,420
I don't really know how Pokemon works.

1389
00:49:04,420 --> 00:49:06,340
I don't know how any of it works.

1390
00:49:06,340 --> 00:49:07,620
All I know is that it keeps popping up

1391
00:49:07,620 --> 00:49:09,160
on nostalgia's TikTok shop.

1392
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:11,360
I'm just selling them.

1393
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:14,040
But obviously everyone's trying to get hold

1394
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:15,980
of the one ring, isn't they?

1395
00:49:15,980 --> 00:49:17,000
Which is-

1396
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:18,520
Just get a box, huh?

1397
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:20,340
Cool.

1398
00:49:20,340 --> 00:49:21,380
Maybe.

1399
00:49:21,380 --> 00:49:22,640
I earned some money today.

1400
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:24,120
Maybe or will later.

1401
00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:27,040
After we get our dominoes, maybe I will.

1402
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:28,760
Do you want dominoes?

1403
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:29,600
Why are you giving me that face?

1404
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:30,600
I don't know, do you want dominoes?

1405
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:31,440
I don't know.

1406
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:32,280
Let's go and get it though.

1407
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:33,100
I'll get it delivered.

1408
00:49:33,100 --> 00:49:34,080
I don't think I can hold out

1409
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:35,160
and get it delivered again.

1410
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:36,760
No, we're not getting it delivered.

1411
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:38,520
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1412
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:40,080
What, by them?

1413
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:40,920
Yeah.

1414
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:41,740
That dominoes?

1415
00:49:41,740 --> 00:49:42,580
Yeah.

1416
00:49:42,580 --> 00:49:43,420
Them lot?

1417
00:49:43,420 --> 00:49:44,240
No.

1418
00:49:44,240 --> 00:49:45,080
I ain't dealing with them.

1419
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:45,920
They're a mess.

1420
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:46,760
That dominoes is a mess.

1421
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:47,600
It's a joke.

1422
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:49,320
The other one down the road is decent.

1423
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:50,360
Top tier quality.

1424
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:52,160
That one can go fuck itself.

1425
00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:53,000
Or?

1426
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:54,800
What are the other two big issues?

1427
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:55,640
Go on.

1428
00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:56,760
Fuck, what are they called?

1429
00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:57,600
Imperial Kitchen.

1430
00:49:57,600 --> 00:49:58,440
Imperial Kitchen.

1431
00:49:58,440 --> 00:49:59,280
What are you feeling?

1432
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:01,560
Ooh, what are you feeling?

1433
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:03,040
Yeah, what?

1434
00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:04,200
Tikka masala?

1435
00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:06,160
Oh.

1436
00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:09,400
Better than the dominoes.

1437
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:11,020
More sustainable.

1438
00:50:11,020 --> 00:50:11,860
Closer.

1439
00:50:11,860 --> 00:50:12,920
Arguably healthier.

1440
00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:15,160
Possibly.

1441
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:16,960
Fresh.

1442
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:20,240
What we won't be getting is the triple cheeseburger again

1443
00:50:20,240 --> 00:50:21,600
because I nearly died eating that thing.

1444
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:22,960
Jesus Christ.

1445
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:26,640
What from old Chippy Boy next door?

1446
00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:28,240
Fuck me.

1447
00:50:28,240 --> 00:50:30,200
That cunt was huge, wasn't it?

1448
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:31,360
Oh.

1449
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:32,200
It was good.

1450
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:33,020
It was good.

1451
00:50:33,020 --> 00:50:35,040
Oh my God.

1452
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:36,240
Ladies and gentlemen,

1453
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:38,920
we're no longer talking about games.

1454
00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:42,480
We just indulge you with this fucking food.

1455
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:46,680
This fish and chip shop that's down the road from us,

1456
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:48,240
why did we go there?

1457
00:50:48,240 --> 00:50:49,960
Because we fancied it, I think.

1458
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:52,080
I mean, don't get me wrong, the chips are good.

1459
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:52,920
The chips are good.

1460
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:55,320
We drove down there because somebody asked for them.

1461
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:56,480
No, we phoned it in.

1462
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:57,800
Oh, we phoned it in?

1463
00:50:57,800 --> 00:50:59,200
We phoned in that motherfucker.

1464
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:00,040
No, we didn't.

1465
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:00,880
Yeah, we did.

1466
00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:01,700
Did we?

1467
00:51:01,700 --> 00:51:02,540
Yeah.

1468
00:51:02,540 --> 00:51:03,380
How terrible.

1469
00:51:03,380 --> 00:51:04,200
I think so.

1470
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:05,040
I thought no, no, no, we didn't know.

1471
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:05,880
We drove down to get it.

1472
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:06,720
We drove down to get it.

1473
00:51:06,720 --> 00:51:07,540
I went in there because remember,

1474
00:51:07,540 --> 00:51:08,740
I was standing there for fucking ages

1475
00:51:08,740 --> 00:51:09,580
while they were doing these burgers.

1476
00:51:09,580 --> 00:51:11,240
Why is that just like a rule with a Chippy?

1477
00:51:11,240 --> 00:51:13,640
You just, oh, I wonder if they do a chicken kebab though.

1478
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:14,760
I'm not going to that Chippy.

1479
00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:15,600
No.

1480
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:16,420
I don't want to.

1481
00:51:16,420 --> 00:51:17,260
No.

1482
00:51:17,260 --> 00:51:19,920
Because these burgers were lips and assholes, weren't they?

1483
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:20,760
Yeah.

1484
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:24,160
There was no, the meat content of that was low.

1485
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:27,880
Those burgers tasted really nice until you,

1486
00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:29,520
until you got about a quarter of the way through.

1487
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:31,800
Yeah. That's because hunger will do that.

1488
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:32,640
I know.

1489
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:33,480
Hunger provides that.

1490
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:34,320
I know.

1491
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:35,140
Yeah.

1492
00:51:35,140 --> 00:51:35,980
But once you saw the puddle of grease

1493
00:51:35,980 --> 00:51:37,560
that was falling in the tray

1494
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:41,080
and it was a fact that we finished them off as well.

1495
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:41,920
No, I didn't.

1496
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:42,740
No, no.

1497
00:51:42,740 --> 00:51:43,580
Oh, I finished mine off.

1498
00:51:43,580 --> 00:51:44,420
I know.

1499
00:51:44,420 --> 00:51:45,240
I don't know how you did.

1500
00:51:45,240 --> 00:51:46,880
I honestly feel like I looked Beth in the face.

1501
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:49,080
They were so large for no reason.

1502
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:51,960
I had sent a picture, you know when it was?

1503
00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:55,120
Wasn't it when my lot were up north?

1504
00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:55,960
Yeah, it was.

1505
00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:57,360
I remember I sent a picture to our group chat

1506
00:51:57,360 --> 00:51:59,320
and they were all like, oh.

1507
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:01,040
Yeah, it weren't good, was it?

1508
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:01,880
Oh.

1509
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:02,720
Oh.

1510
00:52:03,720 --> 00:52:05,280
It was one of them where the,

1511
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:11,000
the structural integrity of the bun was ruined

1512
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:14,720
by the pure amount of grease that had seeped into its pores,

1513
00:52:14,720 --> 00:52:16,880
into its yeasty pores.

1514
00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:21,880
And when a burger turns into that kind of sloppy mess

1515
00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:24,440
and you still continue to eat it,

1516
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:26,560
you know you've got a problem.

1517
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:27,520
I had a problem.

1518
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:29,320
It was no Bleeckers.

1519
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:31,080
Don't even say it in the same sentence.

1520
00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:32,120
I'm sorry.

1521
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:34,240
But Bleeckers isn't, Bleeckers is a bit greasy,

1522
00:52:34,240 --> 00:52:35,080
but it's that good kind of greasy.

1523
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:35,920
Oh, mate, that's not different.

1524
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:36,760
You know what I mean?

1525
00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:37,600
It's that good shit.

1526
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:38,640
We do have a rail card now.

1527
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:40,200
We could just go quick.

1528
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:41,040
Yeah, great.

1529
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:41,880
Let's bang ourselves into London.

1530
00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:43,720
You take a dog off a tube.

1531
00:52:43,720 --> 00:52:45,040
When I come to London.

1532
00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:46,200
I just,

1533
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:47,320
so we're going to get,

1534
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:49,120
we're going to have to.

1535
00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:51,040
Yeah, because you've put it in my mind now.

1536
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:52,960
We're going to have to.

1537
00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:53,800
Yeah.

1538
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:55,000
My Lord have mercy.

1539
00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:58,040
You know what as well,

1540
00:52:58,040 --> 00:53:02,320
the Lowe said Lowe likes a prawn puree,

1541
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:03,960
which she says isn't spicy.

1542
00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:06,480
But the one I got from there was quite spicy,

1543
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:08,080
but you know that spice where you can't stop,

1544
00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:09,480
stop going back for it.

1545
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:11,360
It's like prawns in like a red thing.

1546
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:13,480
So a spice that hurts, but you like to hurt.

1547
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:15,840
With like a, like on top of like a,

1548
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:16,680
almost like a wrap.

1549
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:19,320
I hurt myself today.

1550
00:53:19,320 --> 00:53:20,160
Go on.

1551
00:53:24,240 --> 00:53:25,840
That was Johnny Cash.

1552
00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:28,720
Was it like a wrap thing,

1553
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:30,880
which was quite,

1554
00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:31,720
it was decent.

1555
00:53:31,720 --> 00:53:32,560
Should we be,

1556
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:33,800
should we be a bit experimental?

1557
00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:36,600
Like get the staple and then.

1558
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:39,680
You want to share a take at masala?

1559
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:40,720
We always share.

1560
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:44,120
To be fair, yeah.

1561
00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:44,960
Yeah, we do.

1562
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:45,800
Yeah.

1563
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:48,680
Because did you not say to me the other day

1564
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:49,520
when you went out?

1565
00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:50,360
It was too much, ma'am.

1566
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:54,680
And the four of you all got the exact same thing.

1567
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:55,520
What a waste.

1568
00:53:55,520 --> 00:53:57,080
We all got a take at masala.

1569
00:53:57,080 --> 00:53:59,520
That was only because bearing in mind,

1570
00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:01,480
they invited me around to their house

1571
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:04,400
and I somehow took charge of the dinner arrangement

1572
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:06,200
because they asked me,

1573
00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:08,880
should we have like a piglin type thing,

1574
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:09,720
like pick.

1575
00:54:09,720 --> 00:54:10,800
And you said no.

1576
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:13,040
And, or should we just have our own dishes?

1577
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:16,040
And I said, well, I'm having my own dish.

1578
00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:17,720
I know.

1579
00:54:17,720 --> 00:54:19,800
And then they all followed suit and said,

1580
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:20,640
all right, we'll have our own.

1581
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:21,480
So it's on you.

1582
00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:23,320
It's your own doing.

1583
00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:25,080
You suffered at your own hand.

1584
00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:26,160
And they said, what are you having?

1585
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:28,320
And I said, I'm going to go for the take at masala.

1586
00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:29,240
And then they all went,

1587
00:54:29,240 --> 00:54:31,120
oh, oh, take a masala sandwich.

1588
00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:33,480
We all got a take at masala, all of us.

1589
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:35,160
And it was.

1590
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:36,720
I hope that you feel shame.

1591
00:54:36,720 --> 00:54:37,640
I don't feel shame.

1592
00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:39,600
I feel great, but it was far too much food

1593
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:40,440
for one man to consume.

1594
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:42,120
Yeah, because you're supposed to pickle.

1595
00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:44,400
You have an entire portion of rice.

1596
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:46,680
Tell me dear listener, are you a pigler

1597
00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:47,840
or are you a single dish?

1598
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:48,680
When we say pigler,

1599
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:50,920
we mean you order about 10 different fucking dishes

1600
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:53,600
and then everyone picks bits from that dish.

1601
00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:55,480
Like we did with Chinese the other day

1602
00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:56,600
and it was too much.

1603
00:54:56,600 --> 00:54:58,640
Gavin is, yeah, I tried to warn you.

1604
00:54:58,640 --> 00:54:59,480
I did.

1605
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:01,000
You were like the captain of the Titanic.

1606
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:01,840
You know what I mean?

1607
00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:02,680
I can only apologize.

1608
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:04,120
I.

1609
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:05,520
Or the captain of the Titan.

1610
00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:07,320
Oh, too soon.

1611
00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:12,320
Um, Gavin and Stacey, Gavin and Stacey demonize pigling

1612
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:19,800
with the joke with Smithy about he orders his own stuff

1613
00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:21,440
because everyone's iron up his boners.

1614
00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:22,280
Yeah.

1615
00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:24,760
But like don't demonize the pickle.

1616
00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:27,320
No, yeah, but yes, but he, yes,

1617
00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:30,120
but he's coming from a point of view of a fat fucker.

1618
00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:32,120
So he wants his own food.

1619
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:32,960
Yeah.

1620
00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:34,640
He doesn't want anyone eating his.

1621
00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:35,480
Exactly.

1622
00:55:35,480 --> 00:55:36,320
But that's what I'm saying.

1623
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:37,360
He wants to eat his boner.

1624
00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:39,240
You can just get, get one.

1625
00:55:39,240 --> 00:55:41,600
Like I, as someone who I'm like a reformed

1626
00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:43,000
Chinese takeaway hater,

1627
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:44,280
cause I used to like it when I was little

1628
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:45,920
and then I got like Dicky belly.

1629
00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:47,320
Mark hates Chinese.

1630
00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:48,160
Yeah.

1631
00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:49,000
I wouldn't eat it for like years,

1632
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:50,200
not in like a bratty way, just in like a,

1633
00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:52,120
it was an understanding that I wouldn't eat it.

1634
00:55:52,120 --> 00:55:54,520
So I'd always get a chicken and mushroom pot noodle

1635
00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:57,640
when everyone would have a Chinese.

1636
00:55:57,640 --> 00:55:59,920
And then I branched out into like, they did like a,

1637
00:55:59,920 --> 00:56:02,000
it was basically chicken nuggets and chips kind of thing.

1638
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,080
It was called a six a from golden express.

1639
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:08,680
And it was crispy, like thin, crispy chicken

1640
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:10,360
cut into slices with a lemon wedge.

1641
00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:11,520
Didn't have the optional squeeze,

1642
00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:13,480
which I did all over everything.

1643
00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:15,560
And then it kind of grew and grew really

1644
00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:17,120
from my six a and chips.

1645
00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:18,360
So then I'll be like six a and chips

1646
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:19,240
and a bit of those mushrooms.

1647
00:56:19,240 --> 00:56:20,080
Cause I like the look of them.

1648
00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:22,200
And then it was six a chips and a go on.

1649
00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:23,440
Then I'll have a little bit of sweet and sour

1650
00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:24,520
like grew back out.

1651
00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:26,400
And then we still though,

1652
00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:27,880
the whole time we lived at that address

1653
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:29,440
from the point where I began eating Chinese,

1654
00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:30,640
we'd always get six a.

1655
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:32,680
It was always get Steph six a.

1656
00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:34,360
There we go. That fucking that bar.

1657
00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:35,680
Oh, barbecue pork on rice.

1658
00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:36,920
I think that was number 54.

1659
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:38,560
She's ass.

1660
00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:39,400
Should we just go there?

1661
00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:41,680
Mark doesn't like Chinese.

1662
00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:46,400
And I am 100% convinced it's because he won't branch out

1663
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:49,840
from what he fucking eats because he's a picky eater,

1664
00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:51,360
which isn't his own fault.

1665
00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:55,440
But he, he'll probably have a dig at me now

1666
00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:57,320
because I'll probably say he gets the wrong order.

1667
00:56:57,320 --> 00:56:59,080
But I think if he was going to get a Chinese,

1668
00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:02,400
he would get chicken balls and rice or no,

1669
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:04,480
he could get chicken balls and chips.

1670
00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:05,320
That's what we get.

1671
00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:06,160
That's okay.

1672
00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:07,080
Yes, but that's all he would get.

1673
00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:09,240
He won't, he won't understand the fact

1674
00:57:09,240 --> 00:57:10,600
that there's a billion different dishes

1675
00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:12,720
in our Chinese menu that are so fucking tasty

1676
00:57:12,720 --> 00:57:17,320
that he would enjoy, but is too scared to,

1677
00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:18,720
I like what I like.

1678
00:57:18,720 --> 00:57:19,680
Ash is the same.

1679
00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:20,520
I like what I like.

1680
00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:21,560
Why would I change it?

1681
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:22,400
Because-

1682
00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:24,040
How did you find out that you like what you like?

1683
00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:25,040
Exactly. By trying something new.

1684
00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:26,920
Because you fucking pricks won't adventure

1685
00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:28,040
and try something else new.

1686
00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:29,040
This is what happens.

1687
00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:29,960
We're not getting a masala.

1688
00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:31,000
We're gonna get something else.

1689
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:33,240
Cause it might be the next masala.

1690
00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:34,320
Maybe we'll get a masala.

1691
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:35,160
Yeah.

1692
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:36,000
Get off.

1693
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:37,400
Or a korma.

1694
00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:38,240
No, I want a masala.

1695
00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:39,080
I'm done with kormas.

1696
00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:41,040
Well, they're basically the same to me.

1697
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:42,840
They are tastes.

1698
00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:43,680
They're very similar in taste.

1699
00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:44,520
I'm sorry.

1700
00:57:44,520 --> 00:57:46,440
Yeah, but they're not the same though, are they?

1701
00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:48,160
Yeah, one's red and one's orange.

1702
00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:52,720
Let us know what's your favorite takeaway

1703
00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:56,360
and what you would order.

1704
00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:58,520
Mark doesn't like Domino's.

1705
00:57:58,520 --> 00:57:59,360
Well, he does like Domino's,

1706
00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:01,520
but he prefers, but he's a Pizza Hut man.

1707
00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:02,840
See now, right.

1708
00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:05,320
I love a Pizza Hut when you sit down.

1709
00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:07,080
When you go in and have a Pizza Hut.

1710
00:58:07,080 --> 00:58:09,000
Yeah. Discussing in the world.

1711
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:09,840
Yeah.

1712
00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:11,600
I could eat that anytime.

1713
00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:12,920
Pizza Hut takeaway.

1714
00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:15,440
Maybe it's because I have never lived in a,

1715
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:19,240
what I deem to be a successful proximity to a Pizza Hut.

1716
00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:21,120
I've never in my life lived near enough

1717
00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:23,960
to still be at peak temperature that's enjoyable.

1718
00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:26,240
That's because Pizza Hut doesn't exist anymore.

1719
00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:28,440
Pizza Hut just isn't there.

1720
00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:29,480
No, they are. Of course they are.

1721
00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:30,880
Name me the closest Pizza Hut.

1722
00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:33,120
There's two Domino's within a fucking 15 minute drive.

1723
00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:33,960
Oh, I see what you mean.

1724
00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:34,800
Yeah, no, around here.

1725
00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:35,640
No, not really. South and east of us.

1726
00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:37,160
But Basildon.

1727
00:58:37,160 --> 00:58:40,280
Basildon is there.

1728
00:58:40,280 --> 00:58:41,960
Where I used to live,

1729
00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:45,680
it was next door to where we used to get our Indian from.

1730
00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:47,680
Yeah, but the proximity of that is crazy.

1731
00:58:47,680 --> 00:58:50,000
For us, maybe, I don't know what it is,

1732
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,440
but it's just like fucking leather when you're trying to eat

1733
00:58:52,440 --> 00:58:54,000
because it goes cold and like, oh, tough.

1734
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:56,920
It's not as bad as the Papa John's fucking garlic dip.

1735
00:58:56,920 --> 00:59:00,800
No, right, but I agree with you.

1736
00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:01,640
That's disgusting.

1737
00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:02,480
I don't even know.

1738
00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:03,480
There's garlic butter in a fucking...

1739
00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:05,560
Yeah, because they call it garlic butter.

1740
00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:06,400
Do they call it garlic butter?

1741
00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:07,240
I think so.

1742
00:59:07,240 --> 00:59:10,000
I was literally about to say they call it garlic dip

1743
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:11,240
when it's actually butter.

1744
00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:14,440
But even then, if it is garlic butter,

1745
00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:16,160
that shit is not butter.

1746
00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:17,160
No, it's like oil.

1747
00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:19,000
It's fucking awful.

1748
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:21,640
Anyone who comes on here and says,

1749
00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:23,760
eh, Papa John's is the best pizza,

1750
00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:25,120
you can go and fuck yourself.

1751
00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:27,920
No, now, I'm gonna throw my hat in the ring here.

1752
00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:30,400
Papa John's was my port in a storm

1753
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:33,040
because Papa John's was the only man

1754
00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:34,480
who would deliver to my old house.

1755
00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:35,880
Domo's, get fucked.

1756
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:37,440
Pizza, absolutely no way.

1757
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:39,040
Even though they delivered to my school,

1758
00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:39,880
which was 10 minutes further away.

1759
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:41,720
Oh, Donald Ding Dong wouldn't fucking...

1760
00:59:41,720 --> 00:59:42,560
No.

1761
00:59:42,560 --> 00:59:44,360
No.

1762
00:59:44,360 --> 00:59:45,200
Wouldn't deliver to your house.

1763
00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:47,800
I was forsaken by every pizza establishment in the area.

1764
00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:48,760
There is no way.

1765
00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:51,960
Apart from Papa, and he literally,

1766
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:54,840
and they do the pizza sauce dip, and that is...

1767
00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:55,680
Rub.

1768
00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:58,680
If I am around someone's gaff, and they say...

1769
00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:00,520
They use to have chicken pizza with raita sauce.

1770
01:00:00,520 --> 01:00:02,840
They say, what is raita sauce?

1771
01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:04,000
Like raita?

1772
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:04,840
In the Indian, like yogurt sauce.

1773
01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:05,680
Excuse me, say that again?

1774
01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:08,440
It's like R-A-I-J-A.

1775
01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:09,960
If I'm around someone's house and they go,

1776
01:00:09,960 --> 01:00:11,160
oh, we're having pizza,

1777
01:00:11,160 --> 01:00:13,800
and then fucking the Papa John's man,

1778
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:14,640
you come down and go, I'm good.

1779
01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:15,960
No, I'm actually part of the Papa John's defense league.

1780
01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:17,800
I go, I'm all right.

1781
01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:19,560
Bad rap, he gets a bad rap.

1782
01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:20,920
You're part of the PDL.

1783
01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:25,920
Oh, Steph, head of the PDL.

1784
01:00:29,480 --> 01:00:30,320
That's great.

1785
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:32,440
No, Papa John's is fucking wank.

1786
01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:33,480
Leave him alone.

1787
01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:37,520
I don't know how that fat prick is still in business.

1788
01:00:37,520 --> 01:00:39,920
I don't understand how Burger King is still a thing.

1789
01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:43,320
Oh, comrade got a fucking Burger King today.

1790
01:00:43,320 --> 01:00:44,160
Send me a picture of it.

1791
01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:45,320
They taste like fire.

1792
01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:46,640
Where did he?

1793
01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:48,080
Why Burger King?

1794
01:00:48,080 --> 01:00:49,480
How are they still a thing?

1795
01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:51,080
They're obviously a front for something

1796
01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:51,920
because I'm with you on that.

1797
01:00:51,920 --> 01:00:53,040
Oh, it's flame grilled.

1798
01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:54,560
No, it just tastes like charcoal.

1799
01:00:54,560 --> 01:00:55,880
Your food tastes like shit.

1800
01:00:55,880 --> 01:00:56,720
It's awful.

1801
01:00:56,720 --> 01:00:58,920
You know, and like one time,

1802
01:00:58,920 --> 01:00:59,840
and I remember for years,

1803
01:00:59,840 --> 01:01:01,800
there was one in Lakeside that's finally gone now.

1804
01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:03,360
Obviously the drug ring in Lakeside

1805
01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:04,840
just moved on to a different place.

1806
01:01:04,840 --> 01:01:06,600
Maybe Robert Dias across the road.

1807
01:01:11,880 --> 01:01:14,000
And I used to always go in and ask for,

1808
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:16,440
it was like a Caesar chicken wrap,

1809
01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:17,880
and they'd always go, no, don't do that anymore,

1810
01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:20,360
but refuse to take it down off the scene for that thing.

1811
01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:23,080
And then my mom asked for like a fish burger thing.

1812
01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:25,640
And you could see it was a really, really open kitchen.

1813
01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:30,680
And this guy, he opened the freezer,

1814
01:01:30,680 --> 01:01:33,520
picked one up, dropped it, looked at it.

1815
01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:34,360
No, there's no way.

1816
01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:36,520
No, no, no, because I'm now like eyeballing him.

1817
01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:38,720
I'm like, he picks that shit up, puts it in the fryer.

1818
01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:40,200
No, he just kicked it under.

1819
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:41,040
I was just kicked under.

1820
01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:43,280
Kicked under some raw fish.

1821
01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:45,120
And then picked up another one.

1822
01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:47,120
And then that was like the last thing.

1823
01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:48,960
And then one time I was on a motorway

1824
01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:49,920
and that's how they get you in it.

1825
01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:50,760
You're desperate.

1826
01:01:50,760 --> 01:01:51,600
You've got nothing.

1827
01:01:51,600 --> 01:01:52,420
Your mom would go to a burger thing

1828
01:01:52,420 --> 01:01:53,260
and order a fucking fish sandwich.

1829
01:01:53,260 --> 01:01:54,680
Of course she would.

1830
01:01:54,680 --> 01:01:57,920
She'd get quite, I mean, I, side note here,

1831
01:01:57,920 --> 01:01:59,800
the filet of fish from McDonald's, I like,

1832
01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:01,640
but I cannot fuck with the fact that they give you

1833
01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:02,480
half a slice of cheese.

1834
01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:03,300
Half a slice of cheese.

1835
01:02:03,300 --> 01:02:04,140
I fucked with it as well.

1836
01:02:04,140 --> 01:02:06,240
I was literally about to say half a slice of cheese.

1837
01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:07,920
You're fucking violating me.

1838
01:02:07,920 --> 01:02:10,280
And I need about three to feel satisfied.

1839
01:02:10,280 --> 01:02:11,120
Yeah.

1840
01:02:12,160 --> 01:02:13,960
Half a, who, who?

1841
01:02:13,960 --> 01:02:14,800
Why?

1842
01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:15,640
Oh, Ronald McDonald.

1843
01:02:15,640 --> 01:02:18,280
Who, who, who head office thought that?

1844
01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:20,560
The fucking burger is a square.

1845
01:02:20,560 --> 01:02:21,400
I know.

1846
01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:22,240
There's no burger that McDonald's do

1847
01:02:22,240 --> 01:02:23,640
that would fit a fucking slice of cheese

1848
01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:25,200
more perfectly than the filet of fish.

1849
01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:26,040
And they're like, yeah, no, that's ripping it off.

1850
01:02:26,040 --> 01:02:27,560
So why are you giving half a square?

1851
01:02:27,560 --> 01:02:28,760
Because when you see them make it,

1852
01:02:28,760 --> 01:02:29,880
don't cover the whole burger.

1853
01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:31,280
It needs to be just centered in the middle.

1854
01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:32,120
Yeah.

1855
01:02:32,120 --> 01:02:32,960
What the fuck are you doing

1856
01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:34,920
with one little squirt of sauce on the cheese?

1857
01:02:34,920 --> 01:02:35,760
I don't get it.

1858
01:02:35,760 --> 01:02:36,600
Fuck you.

1859
01:02:36,600 --> 01:02:37,440
Fuck you.

1860
01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:38,280
Why are you doing it?

1861
01:02:38,280 --> 01:02:39,120
No, it is bad.

1862
01:02:39,120 --> 01:02:41,400
When we used to work with a guy called Sam

1863
01:02:41,400 --> 01:02:43,080
and he used to work at McDonald's

1864
01:02:43,080 --> 01:02:44,740
and we used to always nag him on that one

1865
01:02:44,740 --> 01:02:46,520
because we'd go like, give us your trade secrets.

1866
01:02:46,520 --> 01:02:48,400
And where does the other half of the cheese go?

1867
01:02:48,400 --> 01:02:49,240
I don't know.

1868
01:02:49,240 --> 01:02:50,060
Fucking have a little snack?

1869
01:02:50,060 --> 01:02:51,120
What was really depressing is that one time

1870
01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:52,840
we actually went to his McDonald's

1871
01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:55,560
that he used to work out and you went, hi guys.

1872
01:02:55,560 --> 01:02:56,760
And everyone ignored him.

1873
01:02:56,760 --> 01:02:59,640
No one said hello.

1874
01:02:59,640 --> 01:03:00,800
He was like, I know that person.

1875
01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:01,620
I know that person.

1876
01:03:01,620 --> 01:03:02,460
You all right guy?

1877
01:03:02,460 --> 01:03:03,300
No one said hello.

1878
01:03:03,300 --> 01:03:04,840
I was like, oh, that is upsetting.

1879
01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:07,720
But yeah, we'd always say, why the fuck?

1880
01:03:07,720 --> 01:03:09,360
Don't they put just one slice of cheese?

1881
01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:10,760
Who's gonna know?

1882
01:03:10,760 --> 01:03:12,120
Who's gonna know?

1883
01:03:12,120 --> 01:03:14,600
Put one slice of cheese on that motherfucker.

1884
01:03:14,600 --> 01:03:15,440
Who is gonna know?

1885
01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:17,320
And I would always be too scared to be like,

1886
01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:18,720
can I have a whole slice of cheese please?

1887
01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:20,800
If they're like, yeah, and I'm gonna spit in it.

1888
01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:21,640
You know what I mean?

1889
01:03:21,640 --> 01:03:23,520
I don't wanna anger anybody.

1890
01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:27,280
Yeah, see, I think we are one of the people.

1891
01:03:27,280 --> 01:03:31,960
So I feel like, it's not like we're,

1892
01:03:31,960 --> 01:03:35,120
we are not above the workers at McDonald's.

1893
01:03:35,120 --> 01:03:37,200
I don't see myself as above those people.

1894
01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:39,720
I am with them.

1895
01:03:39,720 --> 01:03:42,840
So I feel like if I asked for a whole slice of cheese,

1896
01:03:42,840 --> 01:03:43,840
they're not gonna spit on it

1897
01:03:43,840 --> 01:03:45,040
because I'm being snobby and going,

1898
01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:46,320
go on, just give us a whole slice of cheese.

1899
01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:48,440
I think they'll go, it's okay, it's all right.

1900
01:03:48,440 --> 01:03:49,880
Give me a whole slice of cheese.

1901
01:03:49,880 --> 01:03:52,640
My general belief isn't that McDonald's workers

1902
01:03:52,640 --> 01:03:53,880
spit in people's foods.

1903
01:03:53,880 --> 01:03:55,520
I don't think that at all.

1904
01:03:55,520 --> 01:03:57,540
But I think I just have that like,

1905
01:03:57,540 --> 01:04:02,540
I worry that I'm gonna add unnecessary tax to their day.

1906
01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:03,880
I don't think anyone gives a fuck.

1907
01:04:03,880 --> 01:04:04,720
I don't think anyone gives a fuck.

1908
01:04:04,720 --> 01:04:06,120
Unnecessary weight on their shoulders by-

1909
01:04:06,120 --> 01:04:08,280
I got told off for giving too much ice cream once

1910
01:04:08,280 --> 01:04:10,160
at the ice cream parlor I used to work at.

1911
01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:11,000
You're fiddling with your dick.

1912
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:11,840
No, I'm sorry.

1913
01:04:12,680 --> 01:04:13,520
Because-

1914
01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:15,400
The squishy poo that Connor gave you.

1915
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:16,880
Oh, it's in my drawer.

1916
01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:21,080
And the squishy bed end is in the van.

1917
01:04:21,080 --> 01:04:21,920
Strange, innit?

1918
01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:23,920
It's already melted, innit?

1919
01:04:23,920 --> 01:04:24,760
Yeah, go on, sorry.

1920
01:04:24,760 --> 01:04:26,520
No, I used to,

1921
01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:30,000
because they charge like four quid for a scoop in a cone.

1922
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:32,400
So I used to just fucking do massive scoops,

1923
01:04:32,400 --> 01:04:33,600
put extra scoops on there.

1924
01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:34,600
I don't give a fuck.

1925
01:04:34,600 --> 01:04:36,480
It's not my business, I don't care.

1926
01:04:38,200 --> 01:04:42,060
And one time I come across the order book

1927
01:04:42,060 --> 01:04:44,880
that had all the prices of everything that they order in.

1928
01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:47,080
Motherfuckers, they were ordering in

1929
01:04:47,080 --> 01:04:52,080
like these massive like 20 litre, like tubs of ice cream

1930
01:04:52,160 --> 01:04:54,120
for like five quid a pop.

1931
01:04:54,120 --> 01:04:56,040
It's like you're selling a scoop for four quid.

1932
01:04:56,040 --> 01:04:58,200
So after that, it was fucking, the gloves were off.

1933
01:04:58,200 --> 01:05:00,720
I was just scooping all kinds of motherfuckers.

1934
01:05:00,720 --> 01:05:03,200
And then they pulled me to one side

1935
01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:04,920
and they said, the owner's taken note

1936
01:05:04,920 --> 01:05:08,720
that your portion sizes are too large.

1937
01:05:08,720 --> 01:05:11,560
And I said, I've seen how much you pay for them.

1938
01:05:11,560 --> 01:05:13,000
I might make them smaller.

1939
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:14,120
And I didn't.

1940
01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:16,060
And then I left not long after.

1941
01:05:16,060 --> 01:05:19,300
But while I was there, people were getting fat ice creams

1942
01:05:19,300 --> 01:05:21,100
and I was putting some big whippies.

1943
01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:25,560
And Mr. Whippy Machine was getting fucked up by me.

1944
01:05:25,560 --> 01:05:28,120
I was putting some big boys out of that by the end.

1945
01:05:28,120 --> 01:05:30,280
I've become a pro with that shit.

1946
01:05:30,280 --> 01:05:33,340
Oh God, you know how difficult it is to put a whippy?

1947
01:05:33,340 --> 01:05:35,360
It's harder than it looks, I tell you.

1948
01:05:35,360 --> 01:05:36,320
It is difficult.

1949
01:05:38,040 --> 01:05:39,680
The last time I used one of those,

1950
01:05:39,680 --> 01:05:44,600
obviously like a public one, was again in Pizza Hut.

1951
01:05:44,600 --> 01:05:47,080
And I was all polite and I was with Low

1952
01:05:47,080 --> 01:05:49,120
and I was like, you go first, Low.

1953
01:05:49,120 --> 01:05:50,280
What, you had to do it yourself?

1954
01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:52,200
You know, the ice cream factory.

1955
01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:53,040
The what?

1956
01:05:53,040 --> 01:05:54,280
The ice cream factory.

1957
01:05:54,280 --> 01:05:55,120
What was that, a restaurant?

1958
01:05:55,120 --> 01:05:56,340
Inside Pizza Hut.

1959
01:05:56,340 --> 01:05:58,940
Fuck, have you ever been inside a Pizza Hut?

1960
01:05:58,940 --> 01:06:00,580
We've been inside one once.

1961
01:06:01,480 --> 01:06:02,480
I felt dirty.

1962
01:06:04,400 --> 01:06:06,920
Oh God, oh no.

1963
01:06:06,920 --> 01:06:08,640
So in Pizza Hut, you get a free salad bar.

1964
01:06:08,640 --> 01:06:10,040
I know, because we went in there and you went,

1965
01:06:10,040 --> 01:06:11,400
you're gonna go and get some salad?

1966
01:06:11,400 --> 01:06:12,240
No.

1967
01:06:12,240 --> 01:06:13,400
No, you don't get salad.

1968
01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:15,280
You get fucking sweet corn on bacon bits, croutons

1969
01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:17,280
and like thousand island dressing.

1970
01:06:17,280 --> 01:06:18,120
Potato salad.

1971
01:06:18,120 --> 01:06:18,940
Yeah.

1972
01:06:18,940 --> 01:06:19,780
I think that's why I ended up getting some pasta.

1973
01:06:19,780 --> 01:06:21,280
Oh my God, oh this hurts me.

1974
01:06:21,280 --> 01:06:23,920
Anyway, but you also get ice cream factory,

1975
01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:26,640
which is an equally grotty station,

1976
01:06:26,640 --> 01:06:27,640
nine times out of 10.

1977
01:06:27,640 --> 01:06:29,440
Maybe it's because we were grew up, I don't know.

1978
01:06:29,440 --> 01:06:32,240
But it's quite grim to look at, but it's lovely.

1979
01:06:32,240 --> 01:06:33,880
And then what they is, what it is,

1980
01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:35,600
is the other side is the kitchen

1981
01:06:35,600 --> 01:06:38,560
and they just wheel this like ancient ice cream machine

1982
01:06:38,560 --> 01:06:40,560
sits the other side of it, like an ATM.

1983
01:06:40,560 --> 01:06:43,800
And you go up with your little bowl

1984
01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:46,320
and there's all the little sauces.

1985
01:06:46,320 --> 01:06:48,920
Basically, Pizza Hut, you work for Pizza Hut.

1986
01:06:48,920 --> 01:06:49,760
Yeah.

1987
01:06:49,760 --> 01:06:50,720
So the time you go there, you get your own drink,

1988
01:06:50,720 --> 01:06:51,560
you get your own food.

1989
01:06:51,560 --> 01:06:52,680
The only thing they do is,

1990
01:06:52,680 --> 01:06:53,840
and actually if you're there for the buffet,

1991
01:06:53,840 --> 01:06:55,920
you also get absolutely everything.

1992
01:06:55,920 --> 01:06:58,280
I've always complained about that kind of shit.

1993
01:06:59,520 --> 01:07:03,040
You go with your bowl and then you pull the debris down

1994
01:07:03,040 --> 01:07:04,800
and out comes your ice cream.

1995
01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:09,560
And then there's toppings like fake off-brand Smarties.

1996
01:07:09,560 --> 01:07:11,320
Sometimes they did actually use to have a deal with Cadbury's.

1997
01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:13,520
You used to get some Cadbury's bits, no longer.

1998
01:07:13,520 --> 01:07:18,160
Chocolate chips, sprinkles, whatever, hundreds and thousands

1999
01:07:18,160 --> 01:07:21,960
and lots of all different sauces for your, you know,

2000
01:07:21,960 --> 01:07:23,200
there's no limit to this.

2001
01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:25,120
You can have as much as you like.

2002
01:07:25,120 --> 01:07:25,960
You can have as much as you like.

2003
01:07:25,960 --> 01:07:26,960
Yeah, but they know what they're doing

2004
01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:28,200
because you get to a certain point

2005
01:07:28,200 --> 01:07:29,080
and you go, I can't do anymore.

2006
01:07:29,080 --> 01:07:32,160
Yeah, your blood sugars spike into an alarming rate.

2007
01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:33,000
But anyway, so the last time.

2008
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:34,120
Got the damn betas.

2009
01:07:34,120 --> 01:07:39,040
Yeah, and I don't, I'll be honest, in my adulthood,

2010
01:07:39,040 --> 01:07:41,360
I don't normally go in for ice cream factory.

2011
01:07:41,360 --> 01:07:42,680
I be, isn't that?

2012
01:07:42,680 --> 01:07:45,520
But I was feeling lucky.

2013
01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:46,680
Steph eats one ice cream

2014
01:07:46,680 --> 01:07:48,920
and basically becomes a fucking human rocket.

2015
01:07:48,920 --> 01:07:52,000
It's not good.

2016
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:53,880
And not always though.

2017
01:07:53,880 --> 01:07:54,920
No, it's always.

2018
01:07:54,920 --> 01:07:55,920
It's not always.

2019
01:07:55,920 --> 01:07:56,760
It's always.

2020
01:07:56,760 --> 01:07:59,480
I had the creamy sauce on the Chinese the other day

2021
01:07:59,480 --> 01:08:01,320
and I was okay, I was good.

2022
01:08:01,320 --> 01:08:02,160
I was fine.

2023
01:08:02,160 --> 01:08:04,080
What, that fucking creamy chicken?

2024
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:04,920
Yeah, I survived it.

2025
01:08:04,920 --> 01:08:07,400
Probably ain't even cream that's in that.

2026
01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:10,760
Anyway, and anyway, I was like, oh, Lowe, you go first.

2027
01:08:10,760 --> 01:08:11,760
And I did the classic.

2028
01:08:11,760 --> 01:08:13,920
She did it, showed absolutely no signs

2029
01:08:13,920 --> 01:08:15,280
of an issue whatsoever.

2030
01:08:15,280 --> 01:08:17,480
I go and then run out.

2031
01:08:17,480 --> 01:08:18,320
That's nice.

2032
01:08:18,320 --> 01:08:19,600
And then I was going, nevermind,

2033
01:08:19,600 --> 01:08:23,120
because it's always empty or quite often empty.

2034
01:08:23,120 --> 01:08:24,960
Yeah, because it's a front for something else.

2035
01:08:24,960 --> 01:08:27,600
The same woman there all the time, bless her.

2036
01:08:27,600 --> 01:08:29,920
And she was like, no, it's all right.

2037
01:08:29,920 --> 01:08:30,760
You're like, no, no, don't worry.

2038
01:08:30,760 --> 01:08:32,280
And then you kind of just awkwardly stood

2039
01:08:32,280 --> 01:08:33,120
in the middle of this restaurant

2040
01:08:33,120 --> 01:08:34,520
with this tiny little red bowl.

2041
01:08:36,920 --> 01:08:40,040
But I got some and I did eat it and it was very nice.

2042
01:08:40,040 --> 01:08:44,440
Absolute prime for stirring into like a slush

2043
01:08:44,440 --> 01:08:46,360
because it's almost slushy anyway.

2044
01:08:46,360 --> 01:08:47,880
You know, when you used to stir ice cream

2045
01:08:47,880 --> 01:08:49,440
until it melted into like a soup.

2046
01:08:49,440 --> 01:08:51,000
Yeah, I still do that to this day.

2047
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:51,880
Yeah, okay.

2048
01:08:51,880 --> 01:08:55,720
So you would absolutely love the ice cream factory ice cream

2049
01:08:55,720 --> 01:08:57,320
because it is ripe for that.

2050
01:08:57,320 --> 01:09:00,080
It's a perfect consistency and flavor for doing that.

2051
01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:00,920
Same with.

2052
01:09:00,920 --> 01:09:03,160
Probably because there's literally like no actual milk in it.

2053
01:09:03,160 --> 01:09:05,560
Excuse me, can I have a soft serve please?

2054
01:09:06,720 --> 01:09:08,080
That's what they're calling it.

2055
01:09:08,080 --> 01:09:09,640
Soft serve.

2056
01:09:09,640 --> 01:09:10,600
Are you saying that?

2057
01:09:10,600 --> 01:09:11,880
That's what my Nana says.

2058
01:09:11,880 --> 01:09:13,680
It must be an old person thing.

2059
01:09:13,680 --> 01:09:15,400
I'll have a soft serve please.

2060
01:09:15,400 --> 01:09:17,360
Oh no, they just call absolutely everything a 99.

2061
01:09:17,360 --> 01:09:19,040
Yeah, shut the fuck up Nana.

2062
01:09:19,040 --> 01:09:20,880
Just ask for some ice cream, mate.

2063
01:09:20,880 --> 01:09:21,720
Can I have a 99 please?

2064
01:09:21,720 --> 01:09:22,640
Yeah, that's four pound 20.

2065
01:09:22,640 --> 01:09:23,600
I brew for Finn.

2066
01:09:27,600 --> 01:09:29,720
We have gone way off board here.

2067
01:09:29,720 --> 01:09:30,880
My grandma calls it.

2068
01:09:30,880 --> 01:09:31,880
I for Bruton.

2069
01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:33,440
I've a Bruton.

2070
01:09:33,440 --> 01:09:34,280
I for Bruton.

2071
01:09:34,280 --> 01:09:35,120
I for Bruton.

2072
01:09:35,120 --> 01:09:36,760
I don't know why they can't.

2073
01:09:36,760 --> 01:09:38,600
I boo pro Finn.

2074
01:09:38,600 --> 01:09:39,440
You brew for Finn.

2075
01:09:39,440 --> 01:09:41,600
Do you want some I brew for Bruton?

2076
01:09:41,600 --> 01:09:43,240
I brew for, I can't even say it anymore.

2077
01:09:43,240 --> 01:09:44,320
Great.

2078
01:09:44,320 --> 01:09:45,240
So we've been what's the buttons?

2079
01:09:45,240 --> 01:09:46,240
This is a gaming podcast.

2080
01:09:46,240 --> 01:09:48,080
This is a gaming podcast where the last 10 minutes

2081
01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:50,640
has been solely about food.

2082
01:09:50,640 --> 01:09:52,680
Oh, we're gonna get an Indian takeaway, haven't we?

2083
01:09:52,680 --> 01:09:53,680
This is fantastic.

2084
01:09:53,680 --> 01:09:56,040
Naan breads, poppadoms, the whole fucking.

2085
01:09:58,200 --> 01:09:59,040
I can't wait.

2086
01:09:59,040 --> 01:10:01,320
We'll go to the Patreon episode.

2087
01:10:02,720 --> 01:10:03,760
But what about food?

2088
01:10:03,760 --> 01:10:04,600
Great.

2089
01:10:04,600 --> 01:10:07,520
No, I know, but can we do it after?

2090
01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:08,440
No, what is the time?

2091
01:10:08,440 --> 01:10:09,280
Are you hungry?

2092
01:10:09,280 --> 01:10:10,120
What's the time?

2093
01:10:10,120 --> 01:10:11,480
It's half six.

2094
01:10:11,480 --> 01:10:14,160
Yes, yeah, we'll eat and then we'll do the exclusive.

2095
01:10:14,160 --> 01:10:16,640
We won't do the exclusive though.

2096
01:10:16,640 --> 01:10:18,280
We'll probably end up doing the exclusive tomorrow.

2097
01:10:18,280 --> 01:10:19,600
Come on.

2098
01:10:19,600 --> 01:10:20,440
Come on.

2099
01:10:20,440 --> 01:10:21,280
Okay.

2100
01:10:21,280 --> 01:10:22,100
All right.

2101
01:10:22,100 --> 01:10:22,940
Are you not hungry?

2102
01:10:22,940 --> 01:10:23,780
Well, not massive.

2103
01:10:23,780 --> 01:10:25,000
Because I made you a bang up lunch.

2104
01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:26,600
Yeah, but I will eat.

2105
01:10:26,600 --> 01:10:28,160
Because they do sometimes take quite a long time.

2106
01:10:28,160 --> 01:10:31,640
Patreon.com forward slash what's the buttons,

2107
01:10:31,640 --> 01:10:35,720
five pound month, you get all this exclusive shit.

2108
01:10:35,720 --> 01:10:38,040
There's loads of exclusive episodes on there now.

2109
01:10:38,040 --> 01:10:40,920
I think it's heading into the thirties now,

2110
01:10:40,920 --> 01:10:42,120
which is quite decent.

2111
01:10:42,120 --> 01:10:43,040
So if you want some of that,

2112
01:10:43,040 --> 01:10:44,800
give us your fucking hard earned money

2113
01:10:44,800 --> 01:10:48,160
and then you can enjoy our voices for even longer.

2114
01:10:48,160 --> 01:10:50,400
But see you later motherfuckers.

2115
01:10:50,400 --> 01:10:51,480
This has been what's the buttons.

2116
01:10:51,480 --> 01:10:53,560
I've been racing, you've been.

2117
01:10:53,560 --> 01:10:54,400
Boris Johnson.

2118
01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:58,680
Oh, Boris Johnson's left nutsack.

2119
01:10:58,680 --> 01:10:59,880
Gary.

2120
01:10:59,880 --> 01:11:01,360
Literally why?

2121
01:11:01,360 --> 01:11:02,240
Why not?

2122
01:11:02,240 --> 01:11:03,160
Right.

2123
01:11:03,160 --> 01:11:04,400
Bye.

2124
01:11:04,400 --> 01:11:05,240
Au revoir.

2125
01:11:05,240 --> 01:11:06,200
Au revoir.

2126
01:11:06,200 --> 01:11:07,040
Uru.

2127
01:11:07,040 --> 01:11:08,360
Yes.

2128
01:11:08,360 --> 01:11:10,000
No, you say Uru.

2129
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:11,480
That's the outro.

2130
01:11:11,480 --> 01:11:13,640
We might not have an intro, but that's the outro.

2131
01:11:13,640 --> 01:11:14,480
Or maybe a Uru.

2132
01:11:16,480 --> 01:11:17,320
Uru.

2133
01:11:17,320 --> 01:11:22,320
Uru fuck the tories.