1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,680 Oh, God. Oh, my God. 2 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:16,860 Speaking of bits, this was a great opportunity for us to see Nicolas Cage's bits. 3 00:00:17,260 --> 00:00:19,220 Agreed. Did we see Balsack? 4 00:00:19,220 --> 00:00:20,700 We did not. 5 00:00:20,700 --> 00:00:23,820 I totally thought we saw his ass pumping in Joe. 6 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:27,000 But no, it was just another random ass going to town. 7 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:28,840 That's right. I forgot about that scene. 8 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:31,900 Today we're discussing Joe and Zabadoo. 9 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:34,840 Zabadoo. 10 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:37,680 Now, before we see the Toros pepini. 11 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:41,480 Using dating apps is viral marketing is shockingly working well. 12 00:00:41,820 --> 00:00:44,320 I'm glad. I mean, we definitely got some upticks. 13 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:47,160 I put it on. I put it as like a fun fact about me. 14 00:00:47,160 --> 00:00:50,000 And 90 percent of people who like contact me are just like, 15 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:51,860 what are you actually doing this? 16 00:00:51,860 --> 00:00:55,540 And then I'm like, yeah, cage match, colon, a roundabout way of meeting Nicolas Cage. 17 00:00:56,060 --> 00:00:58,240 And if you have been like, I'm listening to it now. 18 00:00:58,240 --> 00:00:59,800 And I'm like, and you're still talking to me. 19 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:02,700 That's a good sign. And then they go. 20 00:01:02,700 --> 00:01:04,780 Yeah. Within an hour, you lose them. 21 00:01:04,780 --> 00:01:07,940 Welcome back to cage match, colon, a roundabout way of meeting Nicolas Cage. 22 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:12,940 I am your host, Sean, with I'm Nick and our producer, Peter. Hello. 23 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:17,320 And this is our podcast where we are watching 64 of Nicolas Cage's 24 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:20,920 best films and weeding them down 25 00:01:21,260 --> 00:01:25,700 bracket style and worst 64 movies that definitely say 26 00:01:25,700 --> 00:01:28,960 Nicolas Cage on the poster. Yes. Yeah. 27 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:31,400 In the news, him as name cloud sometimes. 28 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:33,060 So but not in these two movies. 29 00:01:33,060 --> 00:01:35,340 No, he's actually starring in these two movies. 30 00:01:35,340 --> 00:01:38,240 Which is actually also like why I'm here. Just name cloud. 31 00:01:38,300 --> 00:01:39,340 Yeah, that's right. Yeah. 32 00:01:39,340 --> 00:01:41,540 Everybody's like, oh, Nick. 33 00:01:41,540 --> 00:01:42,940 So I'm listening. Yeah. 34 00:01:42,940 --> 00:01:45,240 No last name, just Nick. 35 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:47,980 Cool. So since it's March Madness, 36 00:01:48,020 --> 00:01:51,120 this is a podcast that uses March Madness bracket ology. 37 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:57,820 So we've got two movies, a three seed going up against a 14 seed today. 38 00:01:58,420 --> 00:02:00,900 OK, so we're doing Zondaly and Joe. 39 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:02,560 I have a question for you, Nick. Oh, OK. 40 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:04,660 Do you suffer from erectile dysfunction? 41 00:02:04,660 --> 00:02:10,200 Are. No, we're now a sponsored podcast for Seattle. 42 00:02:10,300 --> 00:02:15,380 Well, because I mean, Zondaly is essentially like Viagra or Seattle's of the movie. 43 00:02:15,380 --> 00:02:21,080 Rick Flair is the official erectile dysfunction 44 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:25,020 spokesperson for Mike Tyson's weed brand. 45 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:27,020 What? What? Yeah. 46 00:02:27,020 --> 00:02:30,460 So Mike Tyson's got the movies we're talking about this now on. 47 00:02:30,460 --> 00:02:33,560 And Rick Flair is the E.D. spokesperson for it. 48 00:02:35,500 --> 00:02:36,700 I mean, is that is that the thing? 49 00:02:36,700 --> 00:02:39,900 The person takes the ED medication and then just brick flared like goes. 50 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:43,100 They smoke the smoke the pot. Yes. 51 00:02:43,100 --> 00:02:45,740 Yeah, we're not degenerates. 52 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:49,340 You can leave that pause and stop the podcast. 53 00:02:49,780 --> 00:02:51,680 Stop the podcast. I want to watch this now. 54 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:53,080 This seems like something that's in your scene. 55 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:55,420 Them hanging out and stuff. Oh, fuck yeah, dude. 56 00:02:55,420 --> 00:03:01,020 Oh, man. Back in college, I had a professional wrestling themed birthday party one time. 57 00:03:01,020 --> 00:03:03,160 Incredible. It was so good. 58 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:05,420 I had the best Rick Flair costume. 59 00:03:05,700 --> 00:03:10,960 It was just like full body blue suit with like a huge feather boa. 60 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:14,500 And I was just rolling around body chopping people screaming. 61 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:17,300 Oh, the whole night. 62 00:03:17,300 --> 00:03:19,140 Hey, Nick, do you suffer from erectile dysfunction? 63 00:03:19,140 --> 00:03:22,940 Get the fuck out of here constantly. 64 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:25,700 You got to keep all this in Peter. 65 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:31,080 Joe from 2013 stars Nick Cage as Joe 66 00:03:31,580 --> 00:03:33,420 Ty Sheridan as Gary. 67 00:03:33,420 --> 00:03:35,320 He's Cyclops. He's Cyclops. 68 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:37,420 And Nicolas Cage was a ghostwriter. 69 00:03:37,420 --> 00:03:40,320 Yeah, that was one of my one fun facts for this film. 70 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:41,820 It's an MCU connection. 71 00:03:41,820 --> 00:03:44,720 Yeah. Even though neither were MCU movies now. 72 00:03:45,420 --> 00:03:49,200 And Gary Poulter plays Wade, Gary's father. 73 00:03:49,420 --> 00:03:52,200 All right. So this is Joe. 74 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:55,660 A coming of age story about Gary, a 15 year old 75 00:03:55,660 --> 00:03:58,500 who finds friendship in the unlikeliest of places. 76 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:03,500 Passing through town, Gary meets Joe, who gives him a job on his work crew. 77 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:08,280 Joe teaches Gary about the value of hard work, women and friendship. 78 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:13,220 When Gary's sister lands herself in a pickle, he turns to his only friend for help. 79 00:04:13,220 --> 00:04:16,420 Lands herself in a pickle is a horrible way of phrasing. 80 00:04:16,420 --> 00:04:18,880 What happens to his sister? 81 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:20,820 We don't know that anything happened. 82 00:04:20,820 --> 00:04:24,120 She was just in a jam. 83 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:29,260 I mean, no, not going to touch that one with a ten foot clown pole. 84 00:04:29,260 --> 00:04:32,660 Concise. Fully wrapped up the movie. 85 00:04:32,660 --> 00:04:34,940 Yeah, it's a banger. Yeah. OK. 86 00:04:34,940 --> 00:04:37,680 I mean, you did you did accomplish the goal. Yeah. 87 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:40,400 I mean, I've been practicing. 88 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:43,200 I've been summarizing all sorts of shit. 89 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:45,780 My sex life rocks. 90 00:04:46,780 --> 00:04:48,140 That's the summer of your sex life. 91 00:04:48,140 --> 00:04:50,620 Good summary. It's a coming of age story, bro. 92 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:55,580 All right. So Joe played by Nicolas Cage. 93 00:04:55,980 --> 00:04:58,560 I liked it. Yeah, I thought it was really fun. 94 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:01,460 It was a it was a really interesting movie. 95 00:05:01,460 --> 00:05:03,600 It was very well performed. 96 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:08,740 Learning more about the script, how it came about, 97 00:05:08,740 --> 00:05:13,380 the the adaptation of the novel, a little bit more about the author 98 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:17,340 who a lot of the characterization of like Gary and things like that 99 00:05:17,340 --> 00:05:20,280 were all kind of based on. 100 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:22,340 It was really interesting. 101 00:05:22,340 --> 00:05:26,760 So 2013, this is Pete Cage taking whatever he can get to make a buck. 102 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:30,760 And shockingly good for this era of his work. 103 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:33,600 I mean, he puts on a great performance and one of his better 104 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:39,900 portraying drunk that we've seen in a long time because that swings wildly. 105 00:05:40,300 --> 00:05:43,700 Yeah. No, he had a very consistent performance in this movie. 106 00:05:43,700 --> 00:05:45,180 And I think it was really good. 107 00:05:45,180 --> 00:05:47,780 Like his characterization was pretty grounded. 108 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,240 The script really helped. 109 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:53,880 I mean, it was a really well written adaptation of this novel. 110 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:56,880 And well, and Nick Cage himself said that, you know, this character 111 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:58,980 is one of the closest he's ever played to himself, 112 00:05:58,980 --> 00:06:00,880 so he wasn't even really acting. 113 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:03,860 Well, it's interesting because my note was that this felt like the most authentic 114 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:05,620 acting performance that we've seen from him. 115 00:06:05,620 --> 00:06:07,700 So that actually really does make some sense. 116 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:09,900 Now, like that, it felt very whole. 117 00:06:09,900 --> 00:06:13,100 Yeah. No, no real wild antics. 118 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:18,700 I mean, just in terms of acting, like no extreme tonal modulations. 119 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:21,540 Yeah. He plays a consistent character. 120 00:06:21,540 --> 00:06:26,820 So the character, Joe, is an ex con who runs a work crew. 121 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:29,580 This is in outskirts of Texas. 122 00:06:30,620 --> 00:06:32,080 And he works for the timber company. 123 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:33,660 He goes in and what he does is. 124 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:36,220 Just killing trees. 125 00:06:36,220 --> 00:06:42,260 So they've got these weird like Ghostbuster backpacks, which pump poison into a hatchet 126 00:06:42,260 --> 00:06:45,540 and they just like hit the tree a couple of times, the tree will die 127 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:48,540 and then the timber company will come in and cut it out. 128 00:06:48,540 --> 00:06:51,780 But I don't know why it has to be done in that order. 129 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:55,580 So you pay a company to remove trees and they just fucking do it. 130 00:06:55,580 --> 00:06:58,140 I did. I grew up in a very low. 131 00:06:58,140 --> 00:07:00,140 Yeah, those hatchets ruled. 132 00:07:00,540 --> 00:07:03,780 But I grew up in a very logging centric area of Oregon. 133 00:07:03,780 --> 00:07:06,620 So Gary comes into town. 134 00:07:06,620 --> 00:07:11,100 He's got a real shit heel old man, dad, who beats him. 135 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:15,700 And it seems like they just kind of drift from town to town and. 136 00:07:17,260 --> 00:07:24,040 He runs into Joe's crew out there working and he's like, Hey, man, I need a job. 137 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:25,800 Can you help me out? 138 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:28,480 So Nick Cage gets him in there. 139 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:34,680 He's like, get somebody showing him like, here's how you deliver water to the other guys. 140 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:36,680 Here's how you use the Ghostbuster acts. 141 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:38,480 Here's how you do. Great little montage. 142 00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:41,360 Yeah, it's good. I mean, and it's fun. 143 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:49,800 It's actually fun watching it because this kid playing Gary, he kills it like. 144 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:51,800 Yeah, Ty Sheridan did a great job. 145 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:55,360 Yeah, yes, he's really fun to watch and he's just I don't know. 146 00:07:55,360 --> 00:08:00,580 He just he comes across as like a 15 year old kid super well. 147 00:08:00,580 --> 00:08:03,680 Like he's just a little goofy. He's very sincere. 148 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:09,640 Like the only other things I know him from we talked about Cyclops in the later 149 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:12,680 X-Men film. The second half of the X-Men movie. 150 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:16,680 The bad ones. I mean, I don't like really any of them, but the extra bad ones. 151 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:18,920 And he was in Ready Player One. 152 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:21,920 Oh, yeah, which also bad. 153 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:25,920 So it was really nice to, you know, be like, oh, I see why you get work. 154 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:35,920 From there, you know, he gets his dad on the crew, but his dad is obviously a very, very late stage alcoholic. 155 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:41,920 He's not good for anything, ends up getting both of them kind of taken off the crew list. 156 00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:49,920 Through just a late night in the rain boom box kind of scene. 157 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:51,920 Say anything. Yeah. 158 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:57,920 Ty Sheridan comes back and manages to secure himself another chance at the job. 159 00:08:57,920 --> 00:09:03,920 And so Nick Cage takes pity on him, brings him back like on the sly, though. 160 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:09,920 Yeah, yeah. He's like, you got to meet me here at this convenience store before the sun rises. 161 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:13,920 That's pretty shady. But and then we'll get you there. 162 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:18,920 It just happens to be where the whole crew meets up anyways. But. 163 00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:26,920 Besides the dad's issues, the other main kind of antagonist of this film is Willie Reynolds or something. Yeah. 164 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:32,920 I went through a windshield. I don't give a fuck. His one continues his catchphrase. 165 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:37,920 Yeah, I mean, it's it's awesome. Like he says it so many times. 166 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:44,920 Introduced to in the film, having seen Joe like coming out of a convenience store, it's like, you know who that is? Yeah. 167 00:09:44,920 --> 00:09:50,920 And then the friend's house just from a truck. Hey, Joe. And then shoots him in the shoulder. 168 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:53,920 I thought I had missed a scene. 169 00:09:53,920 --> 00:10:00,920 No, no, I love that there's just this existing beef. Yeah. And it's such a like small slight. 170 00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:04,920 And they briefly touch on it later that, you know, they got into it one night. 171 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:08,920 And he slapped him. Yeah. Nick Cage slapped him. 172 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:19,920 It embarrassed him. And so now he goes and he like takes a pot shot at him from like, I don't know, 50 yards away. 173 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:27,920 I mean, it was a bad one, but I just love that later. He's like yelling at Nick Cage and he's just like, 174 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:32,920 I could have I could have killed you. And he like shot him in the shoulder. 175 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:35,920 I could have killed you. I was shooting at the trees. 176 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:40,920 But that was a warning shot. It's like you were shooting at the trees and you hit him in the fucking shoulder. 177 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:43,920 I don't think if you wanted to, you could have killed him. 178 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:50,920 I think it was literally impossible. I mean, their little beef is just so dumb. 179 00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:54,920 Yeah. That beef continues slowly throughout the film. It simmers. 180 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:58,920 It does. That guy also gets beef with Gary. Yeah. 181 00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:03,920 So because after he shoots Joe, he goes to chuck the gun in the river. Yeah. 182 00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:07,920 And Gary sees him and wants a ride into town. Yeah. 183 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:19,920 This is also where we get the the back story about the slap and we get the greatest line from him, which was just, hey, come here. 184 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:26,920 Look at my face. See that I went through a windshield at four o'clock one morning and I don't give a fuck. 185 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:30,920 Folks looking for trouble often find more than they're after. 186 00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:34,920 And I will kill his fucking ass if he ever slaps me again. 187 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:44,920 And like, that's the only time like that's the first time they tell you why he shot Nicolas Cage is like, oh, he he slapped you and you're going to shoot him. 188 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:47,920 OK. And he's such a bad ass. Yeah. 189 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:53,920 And Gary's just like, OK, fine. And then he starts asking Gary about his sister. Yeah. 190 00:11:53,920 --> 00:12:00,920 And that's when Gary goes off and beats the shit out of this guy, which then goes on to this guy looking for Gary, the rest of the movie. 191 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:04,920 Joe's a real mad about town. He's kind of helps out a lot of people. 192 00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:09,920 Joe is a frequent, the local sex worker establishment. 193 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:12,920 It's a whorehouse. It's a whorehouse. 194 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:16,920 There's a dog there he doesn't like because it bit him in the ass once. 195 00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:26,920 Mm hmm. What? OK. Speaking of dogs, though, the first time he goes there, he's trying to have a liaison with the madam. 196 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:29,920 And it gets busted up for whatever reason. It's not important. 197 00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:35,920 But then one of the other sex workers like crawls into the room on hand all fours. 198 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:38,920 Well, yeah, I mean, that was just fun. 199 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:41,920 It was fun and games and they were having fun and games with each other. 200 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:45,920 You can see it. Who was she doing it for? For the madam. 201 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:50,920 She was still sitting at the table having a drink and like the hooker walks back in. 202 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:54,920 It's totally OK to call them this in this situation. 203 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:57,920 Crawls back in. I know, but you looked at me. 204 00:12:57,920 --> 00:13:03,920 Crawls back in like a dog and the madam just like knock it off. 205 00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:08,920 And then they both laugh to each other. I feel satisfied now. 206 00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:12,920 As you should from trip one to the whorehouse. 207 00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:19,920 But yeah, he just goes about town till he gets shot and then goes home and his girlfriend shows up. 208 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:26,920 Someone like she has troubles with at her home with her mom's boyfriend coming back and doesn't want to go home. 209 00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:29,920 Yeah. So they have a just convenient relationship. 210 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:32,920 She's definitely significantly younger. Yeah. Yeah. 211 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:36,920 We just talk about just how just shredded Nick Cage is in this film. 212 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:42,920 He's pretty bulked up. Yeah. Like for, you know, early 20, 20, 13, you said. 213 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:45,920 How old is he now? He's 59 now. 214 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:51,920 So if he's 50 now, 59, 10 years ago, this is the easiest math. 215 00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:55,920 Forty nine. Forty nine. We got there. 216 00:13:55,920 --> 00:14:02,920 This is great content. But yeah, no, like Nick and Sean learn how to math. 217 00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:09,920 So he's a big boy. Yeah, no, he's he's got a you know, he's stout. 218 00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:14,920 He's a working man. He does like a hard labor job. Little Junior Brown. 219 00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:18,920 He was huge for gets big for Conair. 220 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:22,920 And this, which was like the same time, which was the same time. 221 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:26,920 And this he actually I'm assuming he was turning down work to do this film. 222 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:34,920 And I think part of that must have been working out because he turned down expendable three to like prepare for this film. 223 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:39,920 Nick Cage isn't a gimmick actor. That's a gimmick movie. It's true. 224 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:47,920 I'm glad he did this instead. Yeah. I was actually a little apprehensive about this movie because I was like, man, I don't know. 225 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:53,920 Like, it looks like it's not that good. Very pleasantly surprised. Yeah. 226 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:58,920 It had it had really good performances across the board. And it was beautifully filmed, too. 227 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:11,920 Oh, yeah. And not just by the like primary, the camera team, but the team got really good, like establishing shots and the way they framed people. 228 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:25,920 Like when G dog, Gary's dad followed the homeless guy back to where he was drinking his wine. I mean, just the shots of the two of them sitting there were really good. 229 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:33,920 And then he beat the guy's fucking head with a piece of steel and stole his boons farm. That was a brutal, violent scene. 230 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:44,920 Yeah, it was still some cash and also a position of like the kissing the guy on the head and like, yeah, well, he wasn't doing it to be violent. 231 00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:49,920 He was doing it because he's a crippling alcoholic. Yeah. So I want to talk about this actor real quick. 232 00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:54,920 So David Gordon Green is up in the name of the director. 233 00:15:54,920 --> 00:16:05,920 He always hires locals for his films. Wade Gary Poulter, this is his one acting credit. He was a homeless dude in the city where they filmed and he just like hired him for this job. 234 00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:09,920 He actually died like two months after rap of this film. 235 00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:21,920 The homeless guy that he killed is actually the father of one of the actors who was on the work crew. Oh, wow. So I mean, tie their great performance. 236 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:29,920 I mean, you can't really understand the thing the man says, but for just being a guy they like met and used. Good job. Yeah. 237 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:38,920 I mean, he's got that thick, like alcoholic kind of slur. And I don't know. I feel like his lines came across fine. 238 00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:47,920 I'm old, though, and I watch things with closed captioning. I do, too. Yeah. So I got all the words. Yeah, I didn't watch it with closed caption. I learned how to pop and lock. 239 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:57,920 I was a charming scene. It was. I mean, you see the that character had his moments where it's like, OK, I can see why Gary didn't just run away. 240 00:16:57,920 --> 00:17:01,920 I mean, like, obviously he was protecting his sister, Dorothy, as well. 241 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:18,920 But I could see why he didn't abandon his family because in, you know, classic abuse ways, there's just enough good sprinkle on top of it that you're like, oh, he could be helped. 242 00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:31,880 Or like he's just having problems like it's a bad day. I mean, it really hit home for me just because I have a friend from the before times who pretty large substance to be a 243 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:37,880 turn has been going through rough spat for several years largely. 244 00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:42,880 Because he doesn't want to work, but I'm like, oh, that's that's going to be that guy. 245 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:48,880 That the Fedora where the fastest skanker and the fastest skanker in Virginia, Virginia. 246 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:55,880 Last I heard he was doing exorcisms. He I got a voicemail from him one night where he claimed to be a real life John Constantine. 247 00:17:55,880 --> 00:18:00,880 Oh, that's pretty neat. His life is going well. 248 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,880 He's going to go through Joe. Like, where do we leave off? 249 00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:05,880 Whores. 250 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:08,880 Gary is the one thing Joe really does care about. 251 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:15,880 Early on, Joe drops Gary off from work and his dad like mugs Gary in the in the front yard. 252 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:21,880 Joe's about to step out and do something but stops and gets questioned about it later from his girlfriend. 253 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:28,880 And, you know, I think this is where we first hear him say, you know, him not getting involved in other people's lives is the one thing that keeps him out of jail. 254 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:34,880 Yeah, he's definitely got like a big anger problem and restraint problem. 255 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:38,880 Like he doesn't stop. And he knows that about himself, which is good. 256 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:43,880 And we see it a couple of times. Like he definitely gets harassed by the cops. 257 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:49,880 Yep. They're definitely shitty cops in this. Oh, yeah. I will say Earl, the sheriff. Good job. 258 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:53,880 Yeah. Yeah. But like clearly Earl and Joe used to run together. 259 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:58,880 So before Earl got on the straight and narrow, like he was, you know, Joe says he was worse than him. Yeah. 260 00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:02,880 Earl keeps Joe out of trouble. Why does he get arrested? 261 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:07,880 Well, he got arrested because he was driving home. 262 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:14,880 They flashed their lights to pull him over, probably because they know he drinks and he's confrontational. 263 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:20,880 He spent time in state. 29 months in the pen for assaulting a police officer. 264 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:27,880 In the movie, the first time we see him get arrested, they flashed their lights to pull him over and he's like, fuck that. 265 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:31,880 And so he like just keeps driving. They like try to pull him over. 266 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:36,880 He like swerves to get the cop off his ass. And then there's another cop up ahead. 267 00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:42,880 So they've got him pinned and he stops and gets out of his car and gets all confrontational. 268 00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:44,880 Tells him to put down their gun so they can fight it out. Yeah. 269 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:49,880 He's like, let's just talk about this like men. And he's like putting up fisticuffs and stuff. 270 00:19:49,880 --> 00:20:02,880 And OK, wait, now I remember the scene. So he bar fight happens where he almost stabs dude in the face, goes to the whorehouse, dogs there, drives home, gets dog, comes back to her house, has his people kill that dog so he can talk. 271 00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:09,880 Yeah. Well, just a blow job. Yeah. He just needed a blow job because he was real on edge after almost stabbing Willie. Yeah. Right. 272 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:13,880 And I love that. I love that scene as he's walking up with the hooker. 273 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:19,880 He's like he goes in there and then it cuts to upstairs and you just see a man ass just go into town. 274 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:21,880 I'm like, wow, like Nick Cage really committed. 275 00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:27,880 But it pans over and that's just another dude fucking with an open door and just pans over to Nick Cage walking up the stairs. 276 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:35,880 Yeah. When he goes to the whorehouse and talks to the hooker, he wants to get with the madam, but she's not there. 277 00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:44,880 So he's like, OK, I guess you'll do. And he's like interviewing her to make sure that she's good enough to slob on his knob. 278 00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:53,880 And it just goes like, got any pets? I mean, I had a cat. Cat. Beautiful. What's his name? 279 00:20:53,880 --> 00:21:02,880 Missy. What do you feed it? I don't know. Fucking dry food. What's your favorite color? Red. Blow me. 280 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:08,880 It's like, boom, boom, boom. OK, I know enough about you. You can suck on my diesel. It's fine. 281 00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:16,880 And then he has like the loudest orgasm. Oh, man. Yeah. And then he's just whoo rips right out of him. 282 00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:21,880 And then he's done. And he's just like standing up, like practically knocking her over as he does. 283 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:26,880 And he's like, I got to go. And so then he leaves. That's when he gets pulled over by the cops. He lets his dog out. 284 00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:34,880 Just run free. Yeah. Which I was thinking about him like, you know, he probably let the dog out because he knew the dog would actually attack a cop. 285 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:40,880 They came by the truck. So it's like, oh, that makes sense. They never talk about it, but the dog jumps out and it runs. 286 00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:50,880 Yeah. And then this is where we meet Earl. Let's Joe out. And then Joe and Gary go to find the dog, which leads to one of my favorite lines from this film. 287 00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:54,880 Oh, one of my favorite scenes, too. Oh, my God. The montage is just so good. 288 00:21:54,880 --> 00:22:04,880 But but my dog's about 100 pounds round and why it looks like a cow looks like a cow. Right. 289 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:08,880 You have a dog that looks like a cow. Well, it's not that big a deal. 290 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:14,880 A lot of dogs look like cows. Yeah. They're also a little bit drunk. Yes. Yeah. 291 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:24,880 Yeah. And Gary drive. He lets Gary have a roadie. Yeah. Gary tries to buy a beer off of him and he's like, you can have a beer, but you can't buy a beer. 292 00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:31,880 Friends don't buy things from me. I don't know. My favorite line came out of this as well. This little drunk montage. 293 00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:37,880 It's the cool face. I'm going to give you three. They're so good. I have to give you three. 294 00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:44,880 First, when they're driving down the street and Gary's driving, Nick Cage is, you know, lightness. 295 00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:51,880 It just gets done giving Gary a beer and he's just flicking his zip. He's like, you hear that? 296 00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:56,880 That's the sound that gets hookers excited. They know they know you got cash. 297 00:22:56,880 --> 00:23:02,880 They hear that. And that was a wild eyed look around from the hooker. 298 00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:10,880 That that one gets me because I get to say hooker and I get to make visual jokes that that no one will say. 299 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:13,880 Yeah. Josie understood. I like that. 300 00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:19,880 My second favorite quote from the same montage is our cool face quote. 301 00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:22,880 You want to know how to make a cool face? All right. 302 00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:26,880 Anatomy of a cool face. Make a face of pain. 303 00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:32,880 Now smile. No smile on top of the pain. Hold the pain. Smile through it. 304 00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:36,880 You ain't drunk, are you? Shit. I better drive. 305 00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:43,880 You know what, Gary? You got it made because think of all the beautiful girls you're going to fuck. 306 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:49,880 I used to know this girl lived around here. Shit. Where's my dog? 307 00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:52,880 I raised that dog from a pup. It's like he's so drunk. 308 00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:59,880 He's just kind of like rambling. But this cool face thing, because I mean, find us on Twitter. 309 00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:02,880 You'll see these cool faces. We're going to make some do. 310 00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:04,880 Oh, we're going to go read it to do both. Why not? 311 00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:09,880 Instagram, all the socials. OK. Find us online. You'll see our stupid ass faces. 312 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:11,880 Leave a comment while you're there. 313 00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:17,880 So at the end of this montage, Joe's talking to Gary and he's just like, you got to work on that cool face. 314 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:20,880 You got to stand like your own land. Right. 315 00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:24,880 Now make the pain face. You got a lot on your mind. 316 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,880 Now smile. Yeah, it's like. 317 00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:31,880 I got a lot on my mind, but I can do it. 318 00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:34,880 I can get through it. Yeah, you're getting it. 319 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:39,880 That's cool. And they're just the dumb. 320 00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:42,880 I mean, they're the coolest faces. Yeah. 321 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:47,880 I think this is a third film in a row where like this really is just completely sold by the two leads, 322 00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:52,880 just vibing off each other so well. They have such good chemistry. 323 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:58,880 Like the scenes where the two of them are together are just honestly a lot of fun to watch, 324 00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:08,880 even when the subject material is more mature or it's not a walk in the park. Yeah. 325 00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:14,880 So the next real major thing to happen is Willie's Wonderland. What's Scarface's name? 326 00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:21,880 Willie. Yeah. So Willie like finds Gary's dad on the street. 327 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:23,880 He's like, hey, man, I want to rap at you. 328 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:31,880 And so it cuts to Gary like just fucking beat up and pissed and showing up at Joe's. 329 00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:35,880 And he's like, let me borrow your truck. I got to borrow your truck. 330 00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:38,880 And Joe's like, whatever. Blah, blah, blah. Like, let's talk about this. 331 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:46,880 Like you're real worked up. And it comes around to like Gary's dad took Gary's sister 332 00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:51,880 and was like going off for some clandestine meeting with Scarface. Yeah. 333 00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:58,880 Now, when they get out there, Scarface and his buddy, Willie and his buddy are just like, 334 00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:04,880 they meet with Gary's dad. Gary's dad's like 30 bucks each. No explanation. 335 00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:09,880 Like, you know, Willie's getting into the back of the truck with a terrifying Easter bunny mask. 336 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:13,880 Yeah. And I mean, it's obviously going to become a sex thing. 337 00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:23,880 And this is around when Gary and Joe show up and Joe like tosses open the truck, throws Willie out, 338 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:31,880 gets the sister out, tells Gary to like get the sister out of there and get him to safety and get Earl for help. 339 00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:40,880 And then he proceeds to confront Willie and his buddy and eventually resolve everything. 340 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:43,880 He's going to blow Willie's brains out. Willie's excuse. 341 00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:47,880 I'm glad you finished that sentence. Willie's going to blow Willie. 342 00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:52,880 Willie's excuses. Well, she was going to wind up, you know, working at the whorehouse anyway. 343 00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:55,880 Before Gary can, you know, take care of Willie, Willie's buddy. 344 00:26:55,880 --> 00:27:00,880 She's Joe in the butt. Gary shoots him in the butt. Shoots him in the butt. Blowing in butt stuff. 345 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:12,880 So, yeah, Joe takes a shot in the side, takes one in the leg, manages to take out both of the low life rapist scums, goes to finish off. 346 00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:18,880 Oh, but the key on that one is that he shoots Willie in the middle of him doing his line about going through a wind shield. 347 00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:22,880 Yeah. Yeah. Which is like the fourth time he's gotten into this line. 348 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:26,880 I went through a wind shield before him. I don't give a bang. Yeah. 349 00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:31,880 And goes to confront Gary's dad. I don't think they say anything. 350 00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:34,880 Gary's dad just like climbs up on the bridge and. Yeah. 351 00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:38,880 Joe tries to shoot him, but he's in a bad place. Like he's not doing well. 352 00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:48,880 So he misses. He's out of bullets. And the dad was definitely just like the consequences of what he was there to do just to feed his alcoholism. 353 00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:54,880 Yeah. I think we're really weighing on him. And he just said, fuck it. 354 00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:58,880 Just kind of lets himself go over the side, kills himself off the side of the bridge. 355 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:02,880 Cops show up with Gary, Earl and Dorothy. 356 00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:06,880 Which I don't know why those two were brought back to the scene. 357 00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:10,880 Yeah, makes no sense. Obviously for narrative reasons, but also shitty cops. 358 00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:18,880 Gary could say goodbye to his father figure, you know, looks over the bridge to see his, you know, actual father, like literally dead in a ditch. 359 00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:27,880 Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Just good. And then we have a really nice kind of, again, narrative scene of Gary talking to the leader of a work crew. 360 00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:32,880 The guy gives him the same kind of spiel about what he's going to get paid that Joe gave him in the beginning. 361 00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:36,880 And the guy gives Gary a job because he knew Joe and Joe's a good guy. 362 00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:40,880 And they are planting new trees on the land that they cleared. 363 00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:44,880 But it's a good ending. No, it was a good ending. And it wrapped it up nicely. 364 00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:50,880 And it adds like a book ends it. I thought it was a really good one. I had no expectation going into this one. 365 00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:53,880 This is another one of those. It's a Nick Cage movie from this era. 366 00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:57,880 I know it had I'd heard good things, but I had no idea what to expect. 367 00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:06,880 It was a dark horse three. Like, I mean, yeah, I did not expect anything out of it despite where we had it. 368 00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:10,880 Good movie. Good cage. Good movie. Good cage. Bad cop. Good kid. 369 00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:15,880 Mostly bad cops. One good cop. Yeah. Oh, man. We didn't talk about like Harry Cage. 370 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:20,880 Nick Cage like got out of the car with that second cop like when he was solo. 371 00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:25,880 And he just like walked right up to him and like fucking slaps the gun right out of the kid's hand. 372 00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:31,880 And it's like, yeah, slaps his hat and then just like slams his head into the car or whatever. 373 00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:34,880 And it's just like, Jesus Christ. 374 00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:36,880 And then he just gets off with a warning from early. 375 00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:40,880 He's like, well, that rookie was a little too ambitious. I get it. 376 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:45,880 It's like, Jesus. No, I thought everything about this film was great. 377 00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:48,880 We talked about the way it was shot, just all the acting in it. 378 00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:51,880 Everyone was amazing. I think it held up all the way through. 379 00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:54,880 It's a pretty tight two hours. Yeah. Yeah. 380 00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:59,880 Hey, Nick, I got a question for you. OK. Do you suffer from erectile dysfunction? 381 00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:08,880 Because that because Judge Reinhold does in Zandily. Yeah. Zondia starring Nick Cage as Johnny Collins. 382 00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:13,880 Judge Reinhold is Terry Martin and Eric Anderson is Zandily Merton. 383 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:18,880 You're forgetting two other important people. Marissa Tomei as Ramey. Yeah. 384 00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:22,880 And Steve Buscemi as OPP man. Yeah. 385 00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:25,880 I mean, that was my next no. Up in the Tenture, you work release kind of thing. 386 00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:30,880 He's like a garbage man and Joey Pants, Joey Pantolioni as Jerry. 387 00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:36,880 That was literally the first thing I wanted to talk about once we did the summary was who else is in this movie for little to no reason. 388 00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:38,880 Everybody. We covered it. Thanks, guys. 389 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,880 I mean, it's the same time we were introducing the characters. Yeah. 390 00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:45,880 That's the time to introduce characters. But these aren't actual characters. 391 00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:47,880 That was just to be a fun. These people are awesome. 392 00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:50,880 This movie for no real reason, like they could have literally been played by anyone. 393 00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:52,880 It wouldn't have mattered. Not true. 394 00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:56,880 All right. Before we get ahead of ourselves. 395 00:30:56,880 --> 00:31:03,880 Zandily, a coming of age story about Zandily, a young woman looking for love in all the wrong places. 396 00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:12,880 When things grow stale with her bow, Terry Zandily finds comfort in the arms of artist and childhood friend of Terry Johnny. 397 00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:19,880 Things heat up when Terry tries to win her back on a Bayou boat trip, only to be surprised by Johnny's arrival. 398 00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:24,880 Who will Zandily choose? I'm liking these summaries. Yeah. 399 00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:29,880 So yes, Terry works for a cable company that his father started. 400 00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:35,880 He has a terrible Louisiana accent. Oh, my God. It's the worst. So bad. 401 00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:39,880 This is officially the worst accent we've had in a Nicolas Cage movie. 402 00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:43,880 And it's true. We've seen Nicolas Cage do a Boston accent. 403 00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:49,880 We've seen him do a Boston accent, and there was the time we heard him do a Boston accent. 404 00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:52,880 So I'm excited when we get to see him in Captain Kareli's mandolin. 405 00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:55,880 Doing a Boston accent. Boston accent. Yeah. 406 00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:59,880 OK, so let me see. Let me set the scene for how this movie opens. 407 00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:03,880 Boots. Yeah, boy. 408 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:10,880 You see a little bit of a Bourbon Street and then the titular Zandily's tits are out. 409 00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:16,880 But it's not just their boobs. Those were just like the appetizer because you get Bush right after. 410 00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:20,880 That's true. This movie has full frontal female mood. 411 00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:23,880 In my notes, I wrote like this is just softcore porn. 412 00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:33,880 So I went hard in the paint for this movie during our like bracket making because it is one of the only like incredibly horny Nick Cage movies. 413 00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:36,880 And this might be the sexiest cage that mustache and goatee combo. 414 00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:38,880 Oh, that's called a Van Dyke, sir. 415 00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:42,880 Yeah, the Van Dyke is a good look on him. But like, is he sexy? 416 00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:46,880 I mean, he's got like thinning hair, mullet sort of. 417 00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:49,880 Oh, yeah. Sexy for 91. I'm not going to lie. 418 00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:54,880 The costumer gave him excellent glasses for his head. 419 00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:59,880 Yes, because he not only did he have like multiple pairs of glasses that he wore, 420 00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:04,880 they had a real optician kind of look at him and be like, hey, this is the size of glasses. 421 00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:08,880 And here's some really artsy styles for you to wear. 422 00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:10,880 Peter, do me a favor, say hard in the paint again. 423 00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:11,880 Hard in the paint. 424 00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:13,880 Speaking of which, that's a segue. 425 00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:15,880 Only fun fact. 426 00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:16,880 That's not a segue. 427 00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:18,880 It wasn't. You asked me to do a thing. 428 00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:20,880 Shut up. You asked him to do it. 429 00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:24,880 And then you just said, speaking of which, that's a segue. 430 00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:25,880 Hard in the paint. 431 00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:31,880 One of the sexier scenes where Nick Cage is painting Zondaly paints are like belly button area. 432 00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:36,880 But either way, the actress was saying how she hated that scene because Nick Cage went a little 433 00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:39,880 little overboard with his action on that one. 434 00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:42,880 And she felt actually violent acting. 435 00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:48,880 Yeah. He she said that he was a little intense in some of these like sex scenes. 436 00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:54,880 This this is probably a prime example of a movie that could have used. 437 00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:56,880 What do they call them? Intimacy coordinators? 438 00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:58,880 Absolutely. 439 00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:07,880 It's just so much. And yeah, I mean, Nick Cage goes past the navel and practically down to the bush with this paint. 440 00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:11,880 And I mean, I assume she's wearing a mercantil or something, but still. 441 00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:14,880 Yeah. I mean, it was a good one if it was. 442 00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:18,880 I'll have to go down to my local mercantil shop and compare. 443 00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:20,880 A mercantile? Oh my God. 444 00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:23,880 That's all, folks. This has been Cage Match. Good night. 445 00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:26,880 Sean's officially off the podcast. 446 00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:29,880 That is the best thing that you're going to say, though. 447 00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:31,880 There's no question about it. 448 00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:35,880 So, Nick, you called this. I mean, you know, maybe it was you, Peter. 449 00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:39,880 Someone last last episode was excited for all the medium sex we were going to see. 450 00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:40,880 Oh, that's me. Yeah. 451 00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:43,880 And we definitely saw a bunch of medium sex. 452 00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:47,880 Yeah. Medium is the best way to describe it. 453 00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:51,880 This movie initially had like an NC-17 rating. 454 00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:54,880 I think it still is. It never got or it's just unrated now. 455 00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:56,880 They took it from NC-17 to unrated. 456 00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:59,880 They did edit it down to an R version. 457 00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:03,880 Is that what they have up on Tubi? The only place you can see this movie? 458 00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:05,880 I think that was the R version. 459 00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:08,880 Well, now I want to see what its uncut version is. 460 00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:11,880 Yeah. Can we find uncut Zanderly? 461 00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:16,880 Tell us more likely to find uncut Nicolas Cage. 462 00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:22,880 So he plays an artist who shows up in his childhood best friend's life, offers to paint him. 463 00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:25,880 OK, so the introduction to him, though, they're at like a club. 464 00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:28,880 Oh, yeah. Shriners. And they're all wearing fezzes and shit. 465 00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:32,880 They've got their Shriner fezzes on, but it's like it's a backlit thing. 466 00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,880 Yeah. Backlit doorway that he enters. 467 00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:37,880 That's just a mitzvah. Yeah. Whipping his hair around. 468 00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:39,880 Yeah, they were shooting a music video. 469 00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:41,880 Yeah. Awesome. He's a fucking wild boy. 470 00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:46,880 But everybody knows him, too, because like they see just the silhouette and him head banging. 471 00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:49,880 And they're like, Johnny, 472 00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:54,880 Terry is just like, oh, it's my old friend that I haven't seen forever. 473 00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:57,880 And I like that his name is John Paul Gregory the third. 474 00:35:57,880 --> 00:35:59,880 Oh, sorry. John Paul Gregory Collins. 475 00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:02,880 The third. He's got a real fucking big ass name. 476 00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:06,880 He's a big boy. His dad also like John Paul Gregory Collins, the second. 477 00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:09,880 Yeah. I think they just say junior at that point. 478 00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:12,880 They would. Yeah. The thirds are usually called trays. 479 00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:14,880 Oh, yeah. Fun fact. 480 00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:19,880 And chips are often juniors. Chip off the old block. 481 00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,880 So these are just like street names for them. 482 00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:27,880 Need to know how to refer to all of my lacrosse friends in the streets. 483 00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:30,880 Yes, but not in the sheets. Yeah. 484 00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:32,880 No words, just emotions. 485 00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:40,880 OK, I was going to give this movie credit because it has a like one of the prominent characters is a queer character in a movie from 1991. 486 00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:41,880 And it's done well. 487 00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:45,880 That could be played for goofs or, you know, he's just a character. 488 00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:47,880 Yeah. Well, like he gets assaulted. 489 00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:49,880 Bird cage or anything like that. Yeah. 490 00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:50,880 No, he's not. 491 00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:52,880 Not that bird cage is a bad movie or anything, but it's not. 492 00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:56,880 But it's not like overly flamboyant for, you know, comic effect. 493 00:36:56,880 --> 00:37:00,880 The hairstylist in The Rock was a prime example of a bad character. 494 00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:08,880 Oh, yeah. I appreciated the fact that there's, you know, 91 queer character, not just there to be like, oh, look at the gay and a young Joey Pants. 495 00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:11,880 And Joey Pants looks pretty good in a dress. Yeah. Yeah. 496 00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:13,880 Way to go, Joey Pants. Yeah. 497 00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:15,880 So, yeah, Johnny shows up. 498 00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:22,880 It's reintroduced to Terry's grandma who he lives with and Zonda Lee. 499 00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:26,880 No one pronounces her name the same as Zonda Lee Zonda Lee Zan. 500 00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:33,880 Yeah. Zan only comes out when Judge Reinholdt forgets how to do it. 501 00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:42,880 And he's like, hey, Zan, their connection was a he used to be literature professor at a college at Judge Reinholdt's character. 502 00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:45,880 Terry was a poet. That's why she fell in love with him. 503 00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:49,880 But since his dad died, he stopped writing poetry and stopped getting boners. Yep. 504 00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:54,880 Do you see the name of his book? No. Nefarious truths. 505 00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:57,880 Yeah, it was such a sexy film. 506 00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:02,880 You know, they're married. She's like, let's let's let's try and have sex. And he just gets mad about it. 507 00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:08,880 Well, again, this movie is Viagra, the movie when they go to have like sex and they're like, oh, you know, warm it up, warm it up. 508 00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:12,880 And then she immediately flips over and she's like, put it in my ass. 509 00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:16,880 And he's just like, I can't operate under this kind of pressure. 510 00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:20,880 She's like, I thought we were going to be adventurous. I thought we needed this. 511 00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:26,880 He's like, I'm going to go put on my fez and cry with my Shriner friends and leaves. 512 00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:31,880 I'm trying to remember how the the affair starts. 513 00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:48,880 The affair begins pretty much begins from that first dinner or time that Johnny comes over to the place and kind of like, I don't know, he gets all sexy and confrontational with Zondali. 514 00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:56,880 And now nothing happens in that moment, but it just builds on like he pays attention to her. 515 00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:59,880 And that's not something she's been getting. 516 00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:06,880 And it kind of gets kicked off when he reveals the painting of Teary and she's sort of like, yeah, yeah. 517 00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:13,880 For whatever reason, that like makes him really want to confront her and then they fucking the laundry room. 518 00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:16,880 Oh, man. No, that's later. 519 00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:22,880 No, he assaults. He essentially assaults her on the street and like throws her up against a wall and she takes her panties off. 520 00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:23,880 Well, she's a big jogger. 521 00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:24,880 Oh, that's right. The panty drop. 522 00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:41,880 Oh, man. Yeah, she's always jogging in the mornings and apparently she jogs past some place that Johnny hangs out because he like pops out, spins her into this alleyway and like they talk a little bit and get the fucking kiss in. 523 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:59,880 And he's like, I like it when you don't wear anything underneath. And so she just get this weird, uncomfortable shot of like her fucking kids and like fold down socks as like a pair of panties just drops down into a mud puddle and she kicks him off. 524 00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:03,880 And it's like, oh, God, she wants it so bad. 525 00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:09,880 He's an artist. Yeah. A tortured artist. There's pain in him. That's the hottest kind. He's got a lot on his mind. 526 00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:16,880 You got to harness that pain and then smile over it. Yeah. So they got a lot on my mind. They have, you know, they have their initial through it. 527 00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:20,880 Trist. And then she like, this was a mistake. You know, I'm married. 528 00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:26,880 An old friend of Terry's has Johnny come over for dinner one night and Johnny brings Mercer Tomei, his girlfriend. 529 00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:33,880 I think girlfriend's kind of brings over another woman and then Zonda Lee gets all pissy. It's like, you know, don't bring your girlfriends in here. 530 00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:42,880 You're the one who had the affair and said you didn't want to have an affair. And now you're getting pissy that, you know, the guy you're not trying to have an affair with who is an artist and a womanizer. 531 00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:53,880 That's why you had the affair is, you know, doing this. So this is one of Tomei's first roles. Yeah. And then she did my cousin Vinny immediately after this and won a fucking Oscar. 532 00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:57,880 Damn. And that's when they fuck on the washing machine. Yes. 533 00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:09,880 Well, Terry's in the other room with his grandmother. Oh, my God. And like when he hears like he can hear the washing machine start up as like Johnny's over there, like I'm just just cleaning up. 534 00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:21,880 This is what I'm like. Yeah. This is what I sent you, Peter. I sent you the just photo I took of the screen of just Terry just like kind of like side eyeing as the washing machine going off. 535 00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:28,880 And I asked you stuff from erectile dysfunction. And I as soon as I hit play, the eyes just looked at the camera and I'm like, ah, perfect. 536 00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:34,880 As soon as you know, Terry starts to kind of suss out that something's going on with the Zonda Lee and Johnny. Yeah. 537 00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:43,880 Terry gets very confrontational about the topic of infidelity. Yeah. And understandably so. 538 00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:52,880 He can tell something's up. She's getting it around town and down. So he gets confrontational with a lot of people regarding it. 539 00:41:52,880 --> 00:42:05,880 Except the people he should until the gun comes out. Now, my personal opinion is he had more than strong suspicions that it was Johnny from the get go. 540 00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:16,880 The way he talks to him at the bar when he's like, I don't know, as far as I know, it could be you. It's like you're just trying to be so nonchalant. 541 00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:27,880 You're trying to get someone else to admit it. Yeah. And I can see that as like a pretty good response to learning this. Yeah. 542 00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:37,880 My opinion is like he just knew from the get go. He's too soft. He's a fucking poet professor who doesn't write poetry anymore. Yeah. Or get boners. Yeah. 543 00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:45,880 Got to have boners to write poems. Where else do you put the pencil? In the urethra? 544 00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:54,880 So Zonda Lee eventually kind of admits that she's had an affair. Doesn't say with him, but her and Terry decide they're going to make it work. 545 00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:59,880 So they go out for a sexy vacation on the bayou and guess who shows up? 546 00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:04,880 Johnny. Yeah, it was in my summary. I was going to say this is in your summary. 547 00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:11,880 And then we have then we get to the real meat of this movie where I thought Zonda Lee got to the real meat of this movie in the first act. 548 00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:30,880 Terry and Johnny just want to fuck because they like what Terry like asks Zonda Lee to dance and Johnny's like, oh, I'll dance with you. They like have a little dance on the dock. Yeah, they have it like a very it's not aggressive and it's not like super well danced tango. 549 00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:43,880 No, but just fuck already. Yeah, I couldn't tell if there was sexual tension or like if Judge Reinholdt was just getting ready to pitch him off the edge the whole time. Yeah, I took it more as that versus the sexual element. 550 00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:52,880 But now that I'm thinking on it, like I think you might be on to something. Maybe. I mean, there might just I don't know. Terry could have been kind of closeted. Yeah. Like that mustache. I think they definitely. 551 00:43:52,880 --> 00:44:04,880 I will definitely say though, the portrayal of Johnny was exactly what I thought being an artist would be when I was a teenager and I decided to be an artist like fucking Van Dyke and sex. That's all I thought I would be getting. 552 00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:09,880 None of that's true. You got the Van Dyke though, didn't you? The Van Dyke. I did have the Van Dyke. Yeah. 553 00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:23,880 I will say this week has probably been the sexiest cage between both films, like in terms of just raw mannitude of Joe and just kind of, you know, trying to sell Nick Cage as a sex symbol in Zandily. Yeah. 554 00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:39,880 And Zandily, he definitely like drips this animalistic nature. I wouldn't say that I I wanted to buy him as a sex figure, a sex icon. I mean, kind of thinking about it, it's like, yeah, I mean, they they painted him up pretty good. 555 00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:44,880 It's no, you know, it's 91 sexy. Right. That's what I was going to say. This is before cum gutters were invented. 556 00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:53,880 No, I mean, I think he was a sexy character, but I think there was a lot of the aggression in his behavior. Fuck. He had a real Chris Cornell look. Yeah. Oh, that's it. Yeah. OK. 557 00:44:53,880 --> 00:45:03,880 But I think that aggressiveness reads really poorly right now. Yes. And, you know, I'm sure in the moment when they were making this, they were like, that shows his passion and all this kind of stuff. 558 00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:18,880 It's like, well, except for the scene where he like actually rapes her. Yeah. Right. I mean, that part's not so sexy. It is not. I mean, and also maybe we just lived in a more sexual expression in light and time, which is like the three of them could have just sat down and talked about this. 559 00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:28,880 Yeah. In the grand scope of things, I'm like, this isn't the worst thing that's ever happened to anybody. Yeah. It's not like Nick Cage went in and slapped him at a bar. Yeah. 560 00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:38,880 That's obviously a shooting offense. Well, speaking of shooting offenses after the after the sexual tango, that's when a right old bust out the gun. 561 00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:46,880 Oh, no, they're on a bayou boat. Yeah, we're not a single boat chase. We're on. We're in Gator all of a sudden. Nobody else following them. 562 00:45:46,880 --> 00:46:03,880 But they go fast to go fast and he pulls out a gun and just start shooting wildly to like assert dominance. Oh, but he's got some good ones. He does like a good like under the arm and like flip behind him shot like he's showing off all of his tricks because he's he's a very much 563 00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:17,880 beta male who now has a handgun and he doesn't know what to do with it, but he knows that the sound of the gun is intimidating and shooting the gun is intimidating. 564 00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:26,880 So he leans into that to heighten this tension on the boat. And then Nick Cage like does a little juke and tosses him off the side. 565 00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:35,880 Yeah, old gunboat Collins straight into the hyacinth and then Zanderle goes to like try and rescue him because he don't swim so good. Johnny's like, you know, I'll do it. 566 00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:44,880 Get some actually hold him up and then Reinhold like gives him a little love bite on the neck. I don't know if I would call that a love bite. I mean, he gives him a good jump. 567 00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:54,880 He tries to like take out his jugular and then yeah, just gives up and just lets himself drown. Yeah. And then immediately the next scene fucking beta immediately. 568 00:46:54,880 --> 00:47:00,880 The next scene is just his tombstone. Yeah. Yeah. And then we've seen twice this point. 569 00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:07,880 Who shimmy as trash man trash man at this point basically has pretty much just like grabbed his genitals and shaken them out. 570 00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:12,880 Yeah, he's just like he's just like he's just rolling the graveyard for widows. It's great. 571 00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:20,880 The first time they see the shimmy he's like rolling on the back of a garbage truck and he hits. He's like, yeah, baby, I'm the best at what I do. 572 00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:27,880 And the next time we see him, he's running down the street with the strolling with the stolen television and tries to sell it to her as the cops are chasing him. 573 00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:32,880 Yeah, it's a steal. And now he's hitting on her at her husband's grave. 574 00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:42,880 But this is also like the most subdued conversation because he only comes up and he he starts with like just a standard line of hey, got any money? 575 00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:51,880 It's like, oh, I know you, you know me. And she's like, I killed my husband. And he's like, fuck, is this his grave? 576 00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:56,880 Yeah. It's like shit. She's like, you want any chicken in a biscuit? 577 00:47:56,880 --> 00:48:02,880 He's like, I'm a vegetarian. Like this movie does have some great lines. Yeah. 578 00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:06,880 None of them involve Judge Reynald. I said of the movie makes absolutely. 579 00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:09,880 Yeah. So, oh, you got to make accounts payable, Johnny. 580 00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:13,880 They've teased that Johnny. They've teased that Johnny owes people money throughout the film. 581 00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:17,880 And he's like dealing drugs and doing. Yeah. Yeah. And this guy. Yeah. 582 00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:22,880 He's doing more drugs than he's dealing. He's like he's trying to like get Zonda to run away with him. 583 00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:26,880 And she's trying to, you know, tell him to fuck off and do just rolls up in a car. 584 00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:29,880 It's like, you got to make accounts payable, Johnny. 585 00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:33,880 And then just, yeah, goes to shoot him zondily, like takes the bullets. 586 00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:40,880 Yeah. And then he sees the opening and she's like, mine. Yeah. Fucking kill. It's like suicide by drug dealer. 587 00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:43,880 Yeah. And then Johnny's just there holding her lifeless body. 588 00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:47,880 And then he walks around the town a little bit and then credits. Yeah. OK. 589 00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:55,880 Like with her in his arms. So before we like get too far, I do want to mention like how fucking wacky the music was in this. 590 00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:58,880 Yeah. The movie starts out with like New Orleans. 591 00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:04,880 They're like early morning on like. Yeah. But it's just like, what, what, what, what, what, what, what? 592 00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:08,880 What? It's like, what the fuck is this? And it's all. 593 00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:16,880 Pray for Rain is the band. I haven't looked them up, but I wrote down their name because I now have beef with Pray for Rain. 594 00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:24,880 Yeah. The music for this is so antithetical to the content of the movie. 595 00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:29,880 The theme. Yeah, it's like Nick Cage is about to rape a girl. 596 00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:34,880 But what about a model? Not good. 597 00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:40,880 The best Johnny line in this entire film is I want to shake you naked and eat you alive. 598 00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:46,880 Yeah, I think it's not the best line. My favorite line from him is, yes, it is, darling. 599 00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:51,880 When that big red snatch is coming up right in your face like a freight train, it is pretty hard to paint. 600 00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:54,880 I tell you what, that was a good one. 601 00:49:54,880 --> 00:50:02,880 I was a big fan of you want it and I want to give it the perfect relationship. 602 00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:05,880 What do you guys have for like fun facts? Anything? Not real. 603 00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:09,880 I mean, this movie is a black hole of information for sure. Nobody reviewed it. 604 00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:13,880 Nobody watched it was a direct to VHS release in the United States. 605 00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:18,880 Yeah. Like, wait, did it get a theatrical release release elsewhere? Yeah. 606 00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:22,880 Oh, fucking France. It would be France. 607 00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:27,880 Damn it. Did you guys watch American Dad? Yes. 608 00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:30,880 Is this going to be about the fast of the year? 609 00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:33,880 I was just thinking about talking about this and I'm like, that doesn't need to go in here. 610 00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:35,880 Oh, it definitely does. 611 00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:41,880 The joke being that the writer of all the Fast and the Furious movies, these are just like homoerotic love stories. 612 00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:44,880 Like two hour gay sex movies. 613 00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:50,880 It's like the movies are like three hours and most of that is just gay sex. 614 00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:53,880 And it gets cut down to an action car film. 615 00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:55,880 But in France, they get the whole penetration. 616 00:50:55,880 --> 00:51:04,880 Oh, uncut. But it's got shit like Dominic Toretto, like barrel rolling a car over Paul Walker's car. 617 00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:06,880 And like, well, they do. 618 00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:11,880 They both lean out the window and like fucking French kids like in slow motion. 619 00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:18,880 The end of the episode is Stan's mom, like in France after her husband dies and goes to see the Fast and the Furious, like seven. 620 00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:22,880 And she just leans over to the French kids like, have I missed any butt play? 621 00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:27,880 And he's like, tons. 622 00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:28,880 Yeah, that tracks. 623 00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:38,880 France would be the place that this movie got a theatrical release while us fucking prudes in America have to deal with VHS. 624 00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:42,880 Good cage, good movie, bad cage, bad movie, good, bad, bad, good. 625 00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:43,880 This is a tough one. 626 00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:48,880 I'm going to go neutral cage bad movie. 627 00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:55,880 I think it's still good cage bad movie because he brings so much like just fire to that role. 628 00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:59,880 He's 100 percent invested in everything. 629 00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:01,880 And I don't think he misses. 630 00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:02,880 I don't think he's there. 631 00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:04,880 I don't think his lines ever fell short. 632 00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:09,880 Like my notes rip apart Judge Reinholdt, Eric Anderson. 633 00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:12,880 Yeah, is Eric Anderson still alive? 634 00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:13,880 I don't know if she's alive. 635 00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:16,880 She has done nothing with her career. 636 00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:19,880 Well, she deeply regretted doing this. 637 00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:21,880 I don't blame her. 638 00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:24,880 Everybody else in this movie kind of sucked. 639 00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:26,880 Yeah, Joey Pants was good. 640 00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:28,880 Yeah, Joey Pants was OK. 641 00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:29,880 Not great. 642 00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:31,880 He kind of felt like a reading. 643 00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:35,880 Steve Buscemi definitely felt like he was just reading his lines. 644 00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:38,880 Yeah, I took a photo of like a young Buscemi like lighting a cigarette. 645 00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:41,880 Young Steve Buscemi. Good looking dude. 646 00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:43,880 He's not terrible looking. 647 00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:49,880 I mean, he looks like the kind of person who hangs out with us, but that doesn't really put him above anybody else. 648 00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:50,880 I don't know. I said this to Meredith. 649 00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:52,880 I mean, it's like, it kind of looks like you. 650 00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:53,880 I'm like, yeah, maybe that's what I think. 651 00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:58,880 That's the thing is I looked at that and I was like, that kind of looks like me if I have different facial hair. 652 00:52:58,880 --> 00:52:59,880 That's not true. 653 00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:02,880 You only look like Donald Kaufman. 654 00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:03,880 Exactly. 655 00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:04,880 Not Charlie. 656 00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:05,880 Donald. 657 00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:08,880 I lived bitches. 658 00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:11,880 I went through a windshield at four in the morning. 659 00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:15,880 I don't give a fuck. 660 00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:16,880 All right. 661 00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:19,880 I'm going to go with Joe this week. 662 00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:20,880 Oh, yeah. 663 00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:22,880 Joe was such a good movie. 664 00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:24,880 I'm glad we got to watch Zondaly. 665 00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:29,880 I was very concerned about its status online. 666 00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:31,880 I can see why it's got the gets reviews. 667 00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:33,880 I was highly amused the entire time I watched it. 668 00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:35,880 I don't think it's good. 669 00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:36,880 No, it's melodrama. 670 00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:39,880 It's made by a person who didn't end up doing anything. 671 00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:43,880 And it's it feels like a film that really three motherfucker. 672 00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:45,880 Yeah, I haven't seen a single free willy. 673 00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:47,880 What is called three willy? 674 00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:48,880 It's not. 675 00:53:48,880 --> 00:53:49,880 It's a shame. 676 00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:53,880 Yeah, I think Joe is clearly the better film in this. 677 00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:57,880 Yeah, Joe was a great movie in the context of these two movies. 678 00:53:57,880 --> 00:53:58,880 Joe was great. 679 00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:00,880 What are we watching next time? 680 00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:07,880 So next week, we've got some new guests with us and we are watching Mandy and Prisoners of the Ghostland. 681 00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:08,880 Who are our guests? 682 00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:13,880 Our guests are Alex and Sammy of Star Trek, the original siblings. 683 00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:14,880 That's right. 684 00:54:14,880 --> 00:54:15,880 And we are excited to have them. 685 00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:16,880 It's going to be a fun time. 686 00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:18,880 Yeah, they seem like cool people. 687 00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:19,880 Unlike us. 688 00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:20,880 Thank you for listening. 689 00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:22,880 Please rate review. 690 00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:24,880 If you want to chat with us, we're on. 691 00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:27,880 Yeah, on Reddit, we are cage match pod on Patreon. 692 00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:35,880 If you want to support us, we are just cage match and a special thanks to our Sparkle buddies, Josh, Sean, Josie, Rico, Matt and Adam. 693 00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:39,880 And extra special thanks to our cage dancers, Ira and John. 694 00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:40,880 I don't have anything else. 695 00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:42,880 We need something sexy to go out on. 696 00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:43,880 What a plan. 697 00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:45,880 What a plan. 698 00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:46,880 What a plan. 699 00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:57,880 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 700 00:54:57,880 --> 00:55:01,880 You would know if it was my but. 701 00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:03,880 Because because it's a raucous party. 702 00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:07,880 Because I'm a party dude. 703 00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:13,880 Yeah, my butt's just like a scan, man. 704 00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:15,880 That would be a hell of a party trick. 705 00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:17,880 That would be so good. 706 00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:19,880 I was just picturing it now. 707 00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:20,880 Silently. 708 00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:23,880 Now I'm just imagining you shitting your pants. 709 00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:24,880 Hey, man. 710 00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:29,880 I haven't sharded once on any party Friday. 711 00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:33,880 Yeah, I got massive control. 712 00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:38,880 I pronounce one thing correctly in the other part of the word. 713 00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:41,880 Say it wrong and right at the same time. 714 00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:54,200 It's like a 715 00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:55,880 guava. 716 00:55:55,880 --> 00:55:57,880 That's bad. 717 00:55:57,880 --> 00:55:58,880 Oh, yeah. 718 00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:00,880 This literally just tastes like I drank a cigarette. 719 00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:02,880 But, oh, but it gets nicer at the end. 720 00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:03,880 This gets worse at the end. 721 00:56:03,880 --> 00:56:06,880 Nicer than a cigarette, but not to say it's better in general. 722 00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:08,880 This is not very good.