1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,800 Oh god. Oh my god. 2 00:00:02,800 --> 00:00:10,800 Fuuuuck! 3 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:16,000 It's the normal casual conversation that we always have, but 4 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:19,280 like it'd be weird if we actually just started with 5 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:20,240 Welcome to Cage Match. 6 00:00:20,240 --> 00:00:24,240 Hello and welcome to Cage Match. A roundabout way of meeting Nicolas Cage, where we take 7 00:00:24,240 --> 00:00:30,320 64 Nicolas Cage movies, pick them up head to head and decide the best, cagiest, most watchable 8 00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:31,680 cage movie of all time. 9 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:33,040 Yeah, we can't just start with that. 10 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:34,480 I'm Nick. 11 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:37,200 This is weird. I don't like it. 12 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:39,680 Yeah, see? Exactly. That's what I'm saying. 13 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:40,720 Yeah, it felt wrong. 14 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:46,960 Oh well, whatever. This is Cage Match. Welcome back. I'm Nick. 15 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:48,000 I'm Sean. 16 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,560 And I am producer Peter. This is a bonus episode. 17 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:52,160 You're welcome. 18 00:00:52,160 --> 00:00:56,480 So this is just going to go out on the off week. Oh, we're going to put this. No, you have to put 19 00:00:56,480 --> 00:01:00,080 this one on second. You literally just said at the end of the last episode. 20 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:01,520 We're going to do a bonus episode. 21 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:03,520 Fuck. Fine. 22 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:04,800 You did this to yourself, Peter. 23 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:07,280 Yeah, I mean, I can change the editing. 24 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:08,480 We have the power. 25 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:10,160 I can just leave that part out. 26 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:12,960 That'd be wild. Peter editing himself out. 27 00:01:12,960 --> 00:01:15,920 Ooh, yeah. I always put myself in more. 28 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:18,400 Yeah, you're just at home recording like on your phone. 29 00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:20,000 Oh man. 30 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:24,560 It's weird when he records him when he records our jokes and then dubs himself in telling our jokes. 31 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:27,920 I do it better. I have better delivery. 32 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:33,600 This is a bonus episode. Nick and I this last week had watched the old way, 33 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:36,480 Nicholas Cage's newest film in his first Western. 34 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:41,520 We've watched it twice. I enjoyed it a lot more the second time when I wasn't. 35 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:47,360 Oh, yeah, he had a lot of sandwiches. Nick, why don't you break this one down for us real quick? 36 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:50,160 It's like Shane, if the kid were cooler. 37 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:51,600 All right. There you have it. 38 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:53,520 I think that's actually pretty succinct. 39 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:55,520 What if someone hasn't seen Shane? 40 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:59,600 Go see Shane for context and everything I'm about to say about this movie. 41 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:00,960 We'll be back in 90 minutes. 42 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:01,520 Yeah. 43 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:06,960 So why don't you give them a slightly less succinct overview of what this movie's about. 44 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:16,160 So Nicholas Cage plays Colton Briggs, who is like a head hunter or like a bounty hunter in 45 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:20,320 old Western times, specifically. Was it Wyoming? 46 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:20,720 Yeah. 47 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:24,160 Yeah. So he's like the baddest gun out there. 48 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:29,920 The movie starts off with his killer mustache. Like this thing looks so good. 49 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:35,200 I like how they try and de-age Nick Cage by giving him this big bushy mustache to cover his face. 50 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:37,040 That only makes him look older. 51 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:42,320 Yeah. It's only there to like hide those really deep nasal labial folds of his. 52 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,200 Good use of the lingo. 53 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:45,440 Yeah. 54 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:47,600 But all it does is point directly to his turquoise. 55 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:51,600 Always say nasal labial folds if I'm going to refer to that area, 56 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:55,120 because it's just the nasal labial folds. 57 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:56,400 It sounds like labia. 58 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:58,080 Yeah. It's hilarious. 59 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:05,280 Genitals. Hey, man, I'm an equal opportunity genital conversationalist. 60 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:09,120 So yes, Nick Cage is the baddest bounty hunter in the old west. 61 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:16,560 Yeah. So he and his mustache bring in this guy who's going to get hung. So Sean and I normally 62 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:21,360 don't watch these movies together, but I got to like pepper him with commentary while watching it. 63 00:03:21,920 --> 00:03:22,880 And vice versa. 64 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:25,120 Yeah. Although you didn't talk too much. You were real full. 65 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:33,760 So when they go to hang this dude, the intent was to hang him from the mercantile sign off 66 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:38,800 of this shop. And it's just a sign that's like cantilevered out. It's like a two by six. 67 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:42,800 It's like that is not how you hang a dude. Wild Westerners. 68 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:48,800 But they go ahead and they like, you know, hang him. And then the guy series of events dies. 69 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:50,400 Fast forward in time. 70 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:55,680 OK, so outlaws try and like get their buddy out of out of trouble. 71 00:03:56,240 --> 00:04:00,880 His son's there. Nick Cage, you know, shoots out all the bad guys. 72 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:05,440 Yep. The lawman who Nick Cage brought him into gets gut shot. 73 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:10,320 So Nick Cage, like 100 percent pay off the dude. And as he's going, the guy who was getting 74 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:14,880 hanged goes to shoot a cage. The man who brought him in, Nick Cage just turns around, shoots him 75 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:19,680 close up on the face 20 years later. So at this point, Nick Cage would be. 76 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:24,640 I mean, we don't know. People just looked older back then because life was harder. 77 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:32,800 He was a hard 16, maybe 28 in the beginning. And now he's like 48 and a total square. 78 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:35,040 Does he have the mustache? No, no way. 79 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:39,680 And he's wearing like a Wild West suit that doesn't look like it's tailored well. 80 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:40,800 It does not fit. 81 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:43,360 Why don't they have a proper tailor in the Wild West? 82 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:45,360 But he's he's happily married. 83 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:49,360 They have giant mechanical spiders in the Wild West. Why can't they have proper tailors? 84 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:51,040 No, that's the wild Wild West. Oh. 85 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:54,880 But he's happily married because, you know, because his wife's hanging their white linens. 86 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:59,600 And they've got a daughter that he doesn't quite get on with. 87 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:05,200 He does not get on with humans well. It's kind of established later in the movie, 88 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:11,360 like he just doesn't emote. He has no emotional connection to people or things and stuff. 89 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:13,840 His wife's like, you know, you have to walk your daughter to school. 90 00:05:13,840 --> 00:05:16,560 Your dad is going to walk you to school. And they're both like, but why? 91 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:24,560 And they start walking and we get like jaunty music, which is really setting us up for like 92 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:29,120 a father daughter comedy, which this movie kind of just is. 93 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:34,480 Yes. It's a father daughter comedy with vengeance and shooting. 94 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:39,120 We go through this prolonged scene of them like kind of sniping back and forth at each other 95 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:41,600 and just arguing about how things should be done. 96 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:46,160 He owns the mercantile store in this new town they're living in. 97 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:52,000 Yeah, not very creative. Like the last job he did, the owner of the mercantile store was there. 98 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,240 And now he's the mercantile store. Good content. 99 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:57,920 He gets a customer comes in who tells him this really prolonged story. 100 00:05:57,920 --> 00:06:00,720 Oh, man, about shit apples, about shit apples. 101 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:03,280 And this gets to my biggest elaborate. 102 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:11,440 Well, this guy comes in and he's all like, well, every year my mama makes a pie for the church 103 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:13,440 bake sale or potluck or whatever. 104 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:17,440 Would you know she got her apples from old Mr. Johnson. 105 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:20,080 Like that tree grew right next to the outhouse. 106 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:26,160 And I tell you, I think the shit from the outhouse got down into the roots and made 107 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:28,480 the apples taste like shit. 108 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:31,520 And once you know it, the pie tasted like shit. 109 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:34,560 So this year she doesn't want to do a pie. 110 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:35,600 She's going to bake a cake. 111 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:38,160 And meanwhile, it keeps cutting back to Nicolas Cage. 112 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:40,400 Like it's just like face and face. 113 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:43,680 Yeah, Sean insists that they were never in the same. 114 00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:50,160 Nick Cage is on set for maybe seven days because every scene with him is just cuts to him 115 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:52,960 reacting intently to things. 116 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:59,040 But it's just the way like he hates having to interact with other people. 117 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:03,440 Like his character just hates socializing with people. 118 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:12,480 He has no social empathy, but he just like gets angrier and angrier every time they cut 119 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:14,480 back to him throughout this story. 120 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:21,280 Like he's just pissed that anybody would talk to him instead of just tell him what they want. 121 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:26,960 So he like gets to the end of this guy's story and Cage is just like angry and he's sitting 122 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:29,520 there and he's just like, is there something you wanted? 123 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:32,880 And the guy's like, oh, some flour. 124 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:34,880 The only last sounds like it sucked. 125 00:07:35,920 --> 00:07:37,520 It was clean, though, according to this film. 126 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:39,440 Except for that one guy. 127 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:40,480 Not this guy. 128 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:42,320 There's another guy later who's dirty. 129 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:43,760 Well, this guy was dirty, too. 130 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:44,480 This guy was. 131 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:45,120 He was filthy. 132 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:46,160 That's the whole. 133 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:49,200 So like when Nick Cage goes to like get the. 134 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:51,760 This is the kind of Peter loves the most. 135 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:53,280 Yeah, we're getting the deep cuts here. 136 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:54,560 You asked us to elaborate. 137 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:55,920 I did. 138 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:56,960 I brought this on. 139 00:07:56,960 --> 00:08:03,600 So when Cage goes to like get the bag of flour, this dirty man who tells us the story 140 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:08,960 about the shit apples goes to steal like a handful of jelly beans from the jar that's on the 141 00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:09,760 counter. 142 00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:13,840 But Cage's daughter wasn't able to go to school because the teacher was sick. 143 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:15,120 Has a box. 144 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:15,440 Yeah. 145 00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:16,480 Probably die. 146 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:18,080 Yeah, that's what the kid suspects. 147 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:25,440 And so like the kids just watching him steal these and the guy notices and he like takes 148 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:28,800 the jelly beans back out of his pocket and puts them back in the jar. 149 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:31,440 I wasn't I wasn't really going to steal them. 150 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:32,720 That was just a fun game. 151 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:33,520 Me and your daddy play. 152 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:42,560 So yeah, back at the homestead, some strangers show up while wife is putting up the laundry 153 00:08:42,560 --> 00:08:45,440 to dry and they kind of like are creeps. 154 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:48,560 There's a guy there who does his best Tom Hardy impression. 155 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:52,640 He really tries hard and Clint Howard's there, but not hardy enough. 156 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:54,960 Yeah. 157 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:56,880 And Clint Howard is there as Eustace. 158 00:08:56,880 --> 00:09:03,360 And that is by far one of the top three characters in this movie following only Nick Cage and 159 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:04,080 daughter. 160 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:05,280 What about the Marshall? 161 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:06,880 You know, the exposition machine. 162 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:07,680 Oh, yeah. 163 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:10,800 The Marshall just drinking. 164 00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:13,600 Your father sure was a piece of shit. 165 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:17,280 Sorry for my language, but he was a terrible human being. 166 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:21,280 So these guys show up and they're creeps. 167 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:26,240 They kind of like they're in and around the house like Eustace is inside the house. 168 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:27,520 She kicks him in the balls. 169 00:09:28,560 --> 00:09:30,640 He's like, oh, you get me the balls. 170 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:32,640 It was great. 171 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,640 And then they kill her in the garage. 172 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:37,040 Sorry, it's a barn. 173 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:38,080 The horse garage. 174 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:39,360 Yeah, the horse garage. 175 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:45,120 So when Nick Cage and daughter show up at the end of the day, there's just a bunch of 176 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:48,160 Marshalls there that were eating their food, hanging out. 177 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:48,640 Yeah. 178 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:53,680 Eating all of Nick Cage's food and like making themselves at home in the house. 179 00:09:54,160 --> 00:10:00,000 This is actually a Fourth Amendment violation. 180 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:02,480 Soldiers aren't supposed to do that. 181 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:07,680 Know your constitution at least as well as me to like questioningly say, quote, 182 00:10:07,680 --> 00:10:10,880 amendments. Good thing Michael doesn't listen to this thing. 183 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:11,360 Fuck. 184 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:14,640 He said he's going to wait till we're done with the first season, then just mainline it all. 185 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:17,280 So I've got months until he hears that. 186 00:10:17,280 --> 00:10:17,840 Yeah. 187 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:18,400 Cool. 188 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:20,080 He'll catch you up, though. 189 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:20,800 Yeah, you will. 190 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,600 Thanks for listening, Michael. 191 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:25,540 Sure. 192 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:27,360 Rate and subscribe, Michael. 193 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:28,560 Also join our Patreon. 194 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,760 Yeah, we're going to backcharge you, too. 195 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:37,600 So the Marshalls don't have to be in the house. 196 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:40,800 Tell them that these people killed his wife. 197 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:44,560 And so Colton's just like, ah, shit. 198 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:48,800 The Marshalls sitting there getting drunk and telling the daughter, 199 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:51,520 like what a terrible person her daddy used to be. 200 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:55,840 And now he like just used to kill tons of people and this and that. 201 00:10:55,840 --> 00:11:00,080 And there's like a whole character thing for the daughter where she's like, oh, is 202 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:04,400 daddy going to like what's going to stop him from killing people now, 203 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:06,240 now that mom's not here to rein him in? 204 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:07,440 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 205 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:12,240 And so like the Marshall leaves, the daughter goes to bed. 206 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:15,760 And like when Nick Cage pulls all of his guns and stuff out and he's like, 207 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:19,040 you're going to go get revenge. 208 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:22,880 I guess he decides he's not going to be a single dad. 209 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:28,880 So he goes upstairs and the daughter just like calmly wakes up while he's standing there 210 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:31,280 at like the ladder to her loft. 211 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:32,240 With a gun pointed at her. 212 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:34,320 Yeah, just pointing a revolver at her. 213 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:37,680 And she just stares at him and says something along the lines of like, 214 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:39,520 Mama wouldn't like you pointing that at me. 215 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:39,760 Yeah. 216 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:44,080 And so he decides, I guess that's true. 217 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:51,200 He takes the daughter and they go get on a horse and start riding off to get revenge. 218 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:54,480 And then they chase down outlaws. 219 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:56,320 There's ambushes. 220 00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:58,080 This movie doesn't know what it wants to be. 221 00:11:58,080 --> 00:12:00,320 It either wants to be like a feel good father daughter, 222 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:05,200 like coming to like them working their way out or it's a revenge story. 223 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:06,960 And usually it's neither. 224 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,400 I really liked it. 225 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:10,640 I enjoyed it a lot on my second viewing. 226 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:13,360 It's I like it on my first view. 227 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:14,800 Again, I was really full. 228 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,000 I'm a visual person. 229 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:16,720 You're very full. 230 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:17,200 Very full. 231 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:19,280 OK, I'm a visual person. 232 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:24,800 Like the first scene of this is that shot of the mercantile sign that is brand new white. 233 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:28,560 Like nothing in the Old West is dirty except for like two characters. 234 00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:31,840 The fact that also at night everyone's just lit from the same side, 235 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:33,840 even if they're facing each other is really weird. 236 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:34,880 Yeah, that was great. 237 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:37,440 So it's just there's a lot of decisions made. 238 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:39,040 I looked up the director a little bit. 239 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:41,200 I love that his name is Brett Donahue. 240 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:42,480 Yeah, yeah, Donahue. 241 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:45,200 And he did Bruce Willis's last film. 242 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:48,400 But so there's this whole like relationship with the daughter of 243 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:53,360 clearly they both have some anti-social that in and of itself 244 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:56,240 could make an interesting movie set in the Old West. 245 00:12:56,240 --> 00:13:00,240 It is not something we're ever going to return to except for one amazing scene, 246 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:02,880 which do you want to describe this one amazing scene, Nick? 247 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:03,440 Yeah, sure. 248 00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:08,000 The marshals got ambushed by the outlaws and there was one guy who was going to go back to town 249 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:11,840 to get help for the people who were shot and stuff. 250 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:18,480 And Nick Cage and daughter are there and they see this horse coming and they're like, 251 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:22,160 well, we need a second horse because we'll never catch up with just one horse. 252 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:27,120 So we're going to set an ambush where the daughter is going to distract him and Nick Cage will take 253 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:27,920 the horse. 254 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:30,400 So she was like, well, what am I going to do? 255 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:32,560 He's like, I don't know, cry or something. 256 00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:37,040 And they established she doesn't know how to cry. 257 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:46,320 And so Nick's like, well, just think about that time where such and such lady lost her baby. 258 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:49,760 And she was crying, like looking for her kid. 259 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:56,000 And he's just like, where, where my baby, my baby, where, where. 260 00:13:56,000 --> 00:14:01,680 And so the daughter just takes that as a literal interpretation of how people cry. 261 00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:06,000 So this guy comes riding up on a horse and there's this kid, 262 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:09,520 like this little girl in like pants and western hat and stuff, 263 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:18,080 just standing in the middle of a road, just staring at him going where, where, where my baby, 264 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:19,760 my baby, where. 265 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:23,520 And the guy's like, a baby? 266 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:25,840 And it's like, what? 267 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:28,240 It is an astounding sequence. 268 00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:29,120 Yeah, it's great. 269 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:35,520 But then later when they catch up with the marshals and she's talking to them, 270 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:41,360 there's one marshal that got shot like in the leg and he won't give up his gun. 271 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:43,600 Nick Cage distracts him or something. 272 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:48,400 And the daughter just like steps on the gunshot wound in his leg. 273 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:53,440 And so the guy like gives up the shotgun and he's sitting there crying. 274 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:57,280 And she's staring at him and she's like, he does that much better. 275 00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:59,600 I'm going to take that performance next. 276 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,040 So it's like, oh, God, you're a psychopath. 277 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:07,760 Yeah. And that's kind of the end of that story, that arc of that story. 278 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:10,880 Yeah. Oh, did she get to use the crying again? 279 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:11,040 No. 280 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:14,160 I felt like she did cry later, but. 281 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:17,120 Well, she well, she actually does cry when her father dies. 282 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:18,320 Oh, yeah, that's true. 283 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:18,800 Spoiler. 284 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:21,120 It's a Western. 285 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:21,440 Yeah. 286 00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:24,000 And I said it was very Shane like, but better. 287 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:30,880 So, yeah, the criminals, they broke out of jail and the lead guy who is the kid that 288 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:33,840 Nick that Colton shot at the beginning of the film's father. 289 00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:35,360 So he's out for revenge. 290 00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:38,000 He promised all of them mucho dinero. 291 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:41,920 So when they get to where the money is, it actually just it's a bunch of pesos. 292 00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:42,640 Right. 293 00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:47,360 Because they're going to jump the border and the pesos will be worth something. 294 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:50,160 But American dollars wouldn't or whatever. 295 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:53,840 Like, you know, he promised them, you know, a fortune, but it just it isn't any good here. 296 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:57,200 So they have to stick with him to Mexico. 297 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:58,400 Yeah, it is smart. 298 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:01,680 And then later there's this whole thing where he's going to like rip them off by like 299 00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:04,080 wrapping strips of newspaper in it. 300 00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:05,200 That doesn't go anywhere either. 301 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:06,960 Nothing in this movie goes anywhere is what I'm saying. 302 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:09,280 Eventually, we get the showdown. 303 00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:09,520 Yeah. 304 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:12,400 Every attempt at like Tom Foolery gets foiled. 305 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:13,120 Yeah. 306 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:15,360 Again, Clint Howard is kind of the best part of this film. 307 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:16,960 Clint Howard is. 308 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:20,560 And no one's ever said that about Clint Howard before. 309 00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:24,160 I mean, I didn't know who he was until we were watching this movie. 310 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:26,320 So I definitely hadn't said it. 311 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,160 But now now I have. 312 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:31,600 I mean, he does look like a crazed version of Ron Howard. 313 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:33,520 It's like if you left Ron Howard out in the sun too long. 314 00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:40,160 But then put him in like a Confederate like war outfit and you've got him in this movie. 315 00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:43,440 It's like if you put a Richie Cunningham action figure in the microwave. 316 00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:45,360 Yeah, that joke's great for boomers. 317 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:47,440 Our target audience. 318 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:50,560 I don't know who our target audience is. 319 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:53,120 Apparently, it's just our friends. 320 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:53,360 Yes. 321 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:57,200 But we do get we do get one decent gunfight. 322 00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:58,640 Yeah, no boat chases, but. 323 00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:02,160 But yeah, Colton gets the shot in the arm. 324 00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:05,920 And at the final showdown, they've kidnapped his daughter. 325 00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:10,960 And the final showdown, Colton can either shoot the guy who killed his wife or shoot 326 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:13,840 Hustas and save his daughter. 327 00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:15,520 So he shoots Hustas. 328 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:16,640 Bad guy shoots Colton. 329 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:19,760 Then daughter shoots bad guy. 330 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:23,520 Then the exposition machine of the marshal shows up again, 331 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:28,320 explains how he could take her in, but would only wind up looking the fool. 332 00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:31,760 If you know, everything that came out about him and his crew came out. 333 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:33,680 So he's going to let the daughter go back home. 334 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,000 Yeah, where there's nothing for her. 335 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:36,640 Yeah. 336 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,480 Like even their house is burned down. 337 00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:44,720 She has only the pants she's wearing and the horse and her dad's saddle. 338 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:45,600 That's it. 339 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:49,040 Oh, there's one other great scene in this because she goes into town 340 00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:51,120 to kind of see where the bad guys are. 341 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:54,800 But the whole plan is she's going to just ride in town, 342 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:57,920 say she's picking up something from the mercantile store from 343 00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:01,040 for her parents who live in a little farmstead. 344 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:06,000 And she gets into the store and gets distracted for a second. 345 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,560 And when the store owner is like, can I help you? 346 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:12,720 She just verbatim does the my mama was going to make a pie 347 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:15,280 like speech from the movie and the shit apples. 348 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,920 And the guy's like, who's Mr Johnson? 349 00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:23,360 Because they're not in Mexico yet, but everyone in this town is Mexican. 350 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:26,240 Oh, I thought you were doing like an Indian accent 351 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:31,040 because he ran a mercantile like an old west 711. 352 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,000 No, I'm not. 353 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:32,960 I'm not that racist. 354 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:36,800 Although it doesn't bother me that they're still in America 355 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:40,640 and everything in this town in Santa Rosa where they're in the town of Santa Rosa. 356 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:44,720 But everything is like, you know, everything's in English except for the Zapata. 357 00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:49,280 If you want a sombrero, you go to Zapata Ria. 358 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:51,280 If you want to be a shoe store. 359 00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:53,520 Not where I'm from. 360 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:59,120 Zapata means you look, you take your fucking melanin and. 361 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:05,760 I don't know, like put it in a shadow box and cherish it for all I care. 362 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:09,200 I'm sorry. 363 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:10,560 I don't know Spanish well. 364 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:12,160 That's I don't either. 365 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:13,840 I know. I know. Zapata the up here. 366 00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:18,160 Yeah. Yeah. So this movie is definitely it's it's a laugh. 367 00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:21,200 I wouldn't say don't watch it. 368 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:22,560 No, definitely watch it. 369 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:23,760 No, definitely watch it. 370 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:25,200 It's a great fucking movie. 371 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:26,400 It's a lot of fun. 372 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:28,000 Don't pay twenty five dollars for it. 373 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,160 How many Clint Howards out of 10 do you rank it? 374 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,040 Nine and a half. Clint Howard's out of 10. 375 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:34,160 Pretty good. 376 00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:35,680 Which half? 377 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:37,360 Bottom. 378 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:39,520 The non-talky half. 379 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:40,960 The part that got kicked earlier. 380 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:46,240 Nine Clint Howards and one Clint Howard's genitalia. 381 00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:48,720 He was the comedic relief of the bad guys. 382 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:51,280 Yeah, he was like he was the 383 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:57,280 goofy one that you just didn't feel bad rooting for in the bad guy gang. 384 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,360 Yeah, if it goes to streaming, watch it. 385 00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:01,840 Yeah, right now it's on Apple TV and. 386 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:03,440 It's $19 to rent. 387 00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:05,360 So, you know, make your own decisions about that. 388 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,920 Thank you all for listening to this bonus episode. 389 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:12,880 If you are interested in rating, reviewing or subscribing, it helps us out a lot. 390 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:17,440 We are available to heckle on Reddit at Cage Match Pod. 391 00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:24,320 And if you are interested in being a patron, you can support us on Patreon.com slash Cage Match. 392 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:26,320 Well, anything else to say on it? 393 00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:31,280 Wham, wham, my baby, my baby. 394 00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:32,160 That's that's about it. 395 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:46,720 There's one at one point in the film, Clint Howard just goes, 396 00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:50,160 I'm out of here and like walks, walks off stage left. 397 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:53,680 And I'm like, I hope he just like I hope that was him quitting the movie. 398 00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:55,680 Just his last scene. 399 00:20:55,680 --> 00:21:23,680 Yeah, I'm out of here.