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Oh god. Oh my god.

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Fuck!

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Hey, we saw his dick this time though.

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It was a stunt dick.

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Oh, boo.

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That was 100% not Nick Cage.

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Boo.

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Which one?

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In City of Angels.

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Welcome back to...

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He takes that very hot shower.

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Oh, oh you're talking about the shower.

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No, there was definitely a modesty sock.

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I told... I...

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Stopped it. He paused it.

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Enhance.

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Enhance.

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How else are you going to find a replicant

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unless you're looking at their dick?

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That's true.

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I always look for their like backs

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glowing after I have sex with them.

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Oh wait, no, that's a Cylon.

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Wait, don't you ask them like turtle questions?

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Isn't that the trick?

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Which Ninja Turtle is your favorite?

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Donatello.

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Cylon.

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This is the weirdest

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welcome back to Cage match

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colon around about way of meeting Nicholas Cage.

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But I didn't see a better...

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a better way for us to do this.

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Welcome back to our Nicholas Cage podcast.

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I am Sean,

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here with my co-host,

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and I'm Nick,

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and our producer.

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Hi, I'm Peter.

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And we talk about Nicholas Cage films

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for reasons that have not been explained to me.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, okay.

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The concept of this podcast

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is that Nick and Sean are going to evaluate

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64 Nicholas Cage movies

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head-to-head,

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bracket style,

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to determine the best,

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most cagey,

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most enjoyable Nick Cage film

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at the end of this entire process.

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Yeah?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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That'll be next year.

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Oh God, yeah.

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No, it's a...

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we're a ways off.

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We'll see you in 2025, Nick Cage.

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I will say, the more we get into this

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the more we keep finding

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interesting films we've never heard of

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that don't technically star Nick Cage,

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I'm regretting not putting Kick Ass on the list.

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I know.

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I do feel kind of bad

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in that regard.

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Like, there are some pretty amazing

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auxiliary Cage movies.

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In our defense, we attempted to find films

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that like, star to Nick Cage,

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and are finding through the course of history

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that his name has been retroactively added to things

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as a starring role.

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Yeah, that's definitely the case.

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I mean, I think with these two movies,

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you could make a case that he kind of

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steals one of them,

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and definitely is the main actor in the other one.

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I mean, he did get the and credit on

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Kiss of Dread.

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Everybody alphabetically.

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And Nick Cage.

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So this week...

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Because even his name defies order.

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That is actually something I want to talk about this week.

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His name?

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Him defying order.

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Nicholas.

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That's a good name.

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A fine name, strong,

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upstanding.

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Yeah, law-abiding.

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Gurfy.

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A meaty dork of a name.

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Yeah, dude.

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You guys say I'm bad at segues.

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This week, we are talking about...

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Oh, yeah, you couldn't even segue out of that.

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What a loser.

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City of Angels, everyone's favorite movie

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about God and angels.

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We're going to talk about God and angels this week.

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We already bumped into

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we already bumped left behind, didn't we?

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Yeah, we did.

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These two should have been together.

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Because there is not...

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They will be in the end.

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There's not a through line for these two films.

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a movie I've honestly never heard of.

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which is shocking given the amount of like...

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...talent in there.

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It's got a lot of people in it.

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Well, let's start there.

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Kiss of Death.

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What year did this come out?

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95. It was filmed in 94.

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I'm going no notes on this.

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So, yeah, let's see what happens.

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Who was the director?

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Dude.

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Yeah, you got it.

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I think he was Swedish.

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It was Barbay Schroeder.

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The set designer was named Mel Bourne.

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Yeah, that was pretty good.

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That's pretty good.

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I thought that was funny.

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Nick Cage is the and of this film and Nick Cage.

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So he's not the star.

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This film stars David Caruso.

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to try and start a legit film career.

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Left NYPD Blue for this thing.

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Run through the main people in this movie

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because it's pretty fucking amazing.

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David Caruso, Nicholas Cage, Samuel L. Jackson, Stanley Tucci.

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We got the return of the Tucci.

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And Hot Mean Tucci too.

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Hot Mean Tucci, Michael Rapoport, creepy Michael Rapoport,

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young Michael Rapoport.

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I like saying Rapoport.

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Ving Rhames.

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Have you ever watched those videos Michael Rapoport does online

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where he's like got that really ugly cat?

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And he's just like, come look, that cat's back.

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That fucking cat.

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That's a good Rapoport.

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Are you shocked that Nick does a good Rapoport?

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No, I shouldn't be at this point.

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Philip Baker Hall, Helen Hunt.

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And this is a throwaway role, but I just find it fascinating.

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And I want to talk about this with you guys.

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Hope Davis.

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So this was one of Hope Davis's first film roles.

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Hope Davis is my weird celebrity crush.

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Who's Hope Davis?

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She was a junior Brown's girlfriend.

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Little junior Brown's girlfriend.

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Oh, the one he bench presses.

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Yeah, I got it.

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And then she's the one who like.

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The one who calls him a slur.

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Distracts the feds to kidnap the baby or the little girl.

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What was yours, Peter?

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OK, so my favorite one is Kevin Corrigan, who is.

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I didn't know you had a crush on Kevin Corrigan.

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Oh, of course.

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No, I love Kevin Corrigan.

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I think his acting career is exactly what I would want from an acting career.

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It's like you're never really the main star, but you're in everything

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and you're always kind of a shitty slimeball.

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He's the guy that's selling him the Infinity.

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And like that guy, it's like he's got like a cool diverse background.

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But like if you need an Italian who's sleazy, Kevin Corrigan,

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if you need a Puerto Rican who's sleazy, Kevin Corrigan,

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if you need an Irishman who's sleazy, Kevin Corrigan, it fucking rules.

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That guy is perfect for being a shitty sleazy dude.

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Michael Rapoport.

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Yeah, Rapoport.

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Just really got me there.

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So yeah, Nick, what's this movie about?

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So this movie is about Caruso's dude who.

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Jimmy Kilmartin.

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Yeah, who is trying to go on the straight and narrow.

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He used to boost cars and he gets pulled back into the scene

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by his cousin played by Michael Rapoport.

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Ronnie Gannon.

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Like a real piece of shit.

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Yeah. Oh, yeah. He's fucking terrible.

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That's what makes it so hot.

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They get like pinched on a job trying to steal like four transport trucks

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of vehicles.

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I mean, it would have been fine if they staggered it.

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I'm sure. Why the fuck did they just like four of them in a row

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riding down because they were running late?

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Yeah, they were working for Nicolas Cage.

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Fucking bad little a little little Junior Brown.

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Yeah. But I do like that.

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He teaches us what an acronym is.

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That is the son of Big Junior Brown.

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Yeah. Credited Big Junior Brown.

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And who played him again?

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That was a name.

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So to look bigger. Oh, yeah.

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That was great.

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He played a good shitty old man.

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I mean, he didn't have to do much.

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He just kind of looked around and sneered and stuff.

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So but he gets pinched boost in, you know, these transport trucks of cars

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and gets what three years in jail finds out like what Michael Rapoport

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like tried to bang his wife and stuff while he was in jail and his wife died.

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And so like he thinks that Rapoport like boned his wife and then she died

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because of it.

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And so he puts into action this plan that gets Rapoport killed by giving

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up information on himself and a couple other jobs and makes it all look

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like Ronnie was a snitch.

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does the murder.

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Yeah, Big Junior has him killed Little Junior punches his face.

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That's fair.

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Then when David Caruso gets out of jail, the DA Tucci is like leaning

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on him and has him go undercover with a wire to find more information

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about Little Junior Brown and this guy Omar played by Ving Rhames that

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gets him mixed up in all sorts of crazy shenanigans.

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Eventually he has to get his way out and that I guess results in Nick

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Cage dying and like gunfights and stuff.

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I think there was a car jump too.

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Well, wait, did Cage die?

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No, he didn't.

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Half of that was fake.

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Did you watch this movie?

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I watched it twice.

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It's fair.

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It's got a lot of nothing.

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Oh, I mean, it's got more than nothing.

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No, it's I actually thoroughly enjoyed the film, but I like a caper.

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No, I thought this movie was fun.

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I really enjoyed Nick Cage as a heel.

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Yeah, we never seen a cage as the bad guy.

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Yeah, good antagonist energy in this.

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His first scene there when Caruso shows up the driver they got is drunk

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at the wheel.

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So Nick Cage just walks up grabs the guy by his collar and throws him

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from the cab of the truck into another truck and it is a single shot.

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Yeah, they don't pull the way Nick Cage just yeeted a guy out of a truck

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cap into another truck.

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Nick Cage did a like daily workouts.

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Like he was getting himself all jacked up for this and like what was

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it after this?

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Oh Con Air.

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So like these two movies were like his biggest bulkiest.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, he looks big in this one.

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Yeah, I think it's interesting because he bench-pressed a girl 40 times.

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He did.

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He got the record.

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Yeah, you know, he does play like he's a he's a villain.

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He's the bad guy, but he's also sort of like heart of gold.

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He philosophizes.

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He philosophizes.

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He definitely like tried to look out for Helen Hunt when Rappaport was

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being a total piece of shit.

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So yeah, Rappaport is Jimmy's cousin.

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Little Junior is going to kill Rappaport if Jimmy doesn't help him out

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on this one job.

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According to Ronnie.

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According to Ronnie, but he does it gets pinched by Detective Samuel

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L. Jackson who gets shot in the face by the drunk guy.

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Yeah, but it's only a glancing blow.

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Yeah, but I'm like that's a glancing blow because it fucked up his eye.

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All right, that works.

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Yeah, it was a little bit of a stretch, but it's fine.

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So once he's in jail Ronnie Rappaport shows up and he goes to Helen

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Hunt who plays Jimmy's wife and just like, oh, here's 150.

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It's all I can get for you, but you can come work for me if you want.

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Yeah, he's like, I'm paying you out of my own pocket and everything.

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And then we later find out that big juniors like you're giving her the

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400 a week, right?

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He's like, oh, yeah, of course.

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And then he's like give her a car and then he's like, hey girl, I want to

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get you a car.

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He's a real slimeball.

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And then yeah, Little Junior is like take her home.

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And he's like, okay, it's like her home.

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Yeah, my father says take her home now.

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Fuck.

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Oh, that's so good.

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That's okay.

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So that scene in the strip club has my favorite line, which I just want to

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get out now because I don't want to know us to steal it, which is when

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the big rain first shows up and Nick Cage goes.

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Hey, what's the what?

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Yeah, that was actually also my favorite line.

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So I'm glad I said the fuck.

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Oh one.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah, mine comes later so I can save it.

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But yeah, so Jimmy served some time.

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Rappaport continues to like ply Helen Hunt with booze and she wakes up

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in his skeezy apartment.

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Oh, yeah.

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And she's like a recovering alcoholic.

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She's in AA.

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I almost said AAA.

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That wouldn't have worked.

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And she's like, she's have her outside assistance for that.

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They should though.

336
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It would be nice.

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It would solve a lot of people's problems.

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No shit.

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But she doesn't drink.

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She sees Rappaport try and put a lead pipe through someone's head and

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that freaks her out so she starts drinking again immediately.

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Mm-hmm.

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And rolling rock of all things.

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Great.

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Right.

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And that was also Kevin Corrigan.

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So there we are.

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It all comes around and then she tries to get out of there.

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Get out of his place and she peels out in his car almost hits another

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car and then head on collision with a semi truck.

351
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Okay.

352
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So there's a semi in a residential area and how was it possibly going

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fast enough that it killed her?

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These are two movies where sorry spoiler alert for later, but two

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people die in the dumbest fucking semi accident protagonist wives.

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Although this is a bad time.

357
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So and then Jimmy's let out of prison to go to the funeral.

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I mean, he's in cuffs and there's like guards there.

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I think one of my favorite notes that I have on here and I don't even

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remember exactly what caused it, but I just wrote no big shock.

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Cops are pieces of shit.

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Oh man.

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Yeah, the cops fucking sucked.

364
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So when he finds out that his wife never went home was at Jimmy's

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place, he drops the dime on a bunch of jobs.

366
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He was involved with and mentions everyone but Ronnie.

367
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So when it gets back up the chain, everyone thinks Ronnie's a snitch.

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Hence why he gets his face punched in.

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Mm-hmm.

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I don't know.

371
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We're talking about we're talking about shitty cops.

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So his one deal for that was he gets to go visit his daughter.

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Sam Jackson shows up blames Jimmy for getting shot in the head, even

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though Jimmy tried to stop the shooting and like got shot in the

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hand and Sam Jackson like take the cuffs off and then like proceeds

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to like beat him up a bit rough him up.

377
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That's what it was.

378
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That was my note.

379
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Yeah.

380
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Yeah.

381
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The cops were shit.

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Pretty standard operating procedure.

383
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Yeah, but when he finally gets out of prison, they wire him up to

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go they want to get Omar to connect him to Junior who's dead.

385
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I want to talk about the scene where oh yeah, oh man.

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That was so good.

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Nick Cage frantically jumping up and down while crying and punching

388
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at a fake plant.

389
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Yeah, just fucking getting his energy out expressing himself.

390
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Junior.

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I mean, this is Nick Cage podcast.

392
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Let's just talk about Junior.

393
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This is the weirdest character.

394
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He's got so many things.

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You get one thing.

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You get one defining characteristic.

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This guy's got like four.

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He's got a sweet goatee.

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Sweet goatee.

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Strong boy.

401
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Wears white all the time.

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Track suits.

403
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When he's lifting when he's lifting when he's doing the 40 bench

404
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presses of the lady, his tank top has cutouts in the side.

405
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Oh, yeah, that's such a weird one.

406
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Yeah, it's like super tight and it's got little windows so you

407
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can look at his lats, but he also has asthma asthma and he hates

408
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the taste of metal.

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No silverware for Nick Cage.

410
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Yeah, so he only has plastic.

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Which is apparently directly from the script that wasn't like a

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weird choice he made and he's a philosophizer.

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Nick, do you want to do a dramatic reading with me real quick?

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Oh, sure.

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All right.

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I have an acronym for myself.

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You know what it is?

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Bad BAD.

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Balls attitude direction.

420
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:47,400
You should give yourself an acronym because it helps you visualize

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your goals.

422
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How about fab?

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Fucked at birth.

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No good.

425
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Too negative.

426
00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:57,300
Yeah, that was my favorite quote where he just says too negative

427
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because he like put some real thought into it.

428
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Yeah, is that going to work?

429
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Is that a good one?

430
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,900
No, no good.

431
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Too negative.

432
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Did you guys notice that his inhaler was bedazzled with the BAD?

433
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Yeah, you see that at the end.

434
00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:15,200
Nick Cage described his character as like a big terrible baby.

435
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:17,800
Yes, it's pretty pretty spot-on.

436
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That's incredible.

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Like he's just got a very innocent kind of like nature about him

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like mentally kind of naive and innocent and but then just like

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throws tantrums and can't handle not getting his way about stuff.

440
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Nick Cage steals the show in this movie.

441
00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:35,500
Oh, yeah, definitely.

442
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:36,600
Well, I'm not going to lie.

443
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I thought Caruso did great.

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I think especially the scenes where he's like just talking to either

445
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little junior or the cops.

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He plays exasperated and like no fucks to give so well in this movie.

447
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Like he's just like I don't fucking care.

448
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We're just going to do this job and I'm going to go.

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You can't do anything to me.

450
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Yeah, no, he's good.

451
00:17:03,100 --> 00:17:05,100
Like all the performances are good.

452
00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:06,900
There's not a bad performance in this film.

453
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I think the only one that didn't like do anything for me was Ving

454
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Rames because he was just sort of like a coked out dude.

455
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Yeah, I mean he was so background.

456
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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Oh and the big twist is a junior kills Ving Rames in front of Jimmy

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and it turns out that Omar was a fed.

460
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Yeah, and like all of his gang bangers were feds and then and then

461
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you know legality.

462
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Yeah, then it becomes a court.

463
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Yeah, the feds don't want to prosecute because they have to give up a

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bunch of secret information.

465
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So they pretty much leave Jimmy twist in the wind drop him from

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witness protection and he has to go get the solved himself.

467
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Oh and Tucci sells him out because he'll get a federal judgeship for it.

468
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,700
Yeah, I really like slimy Tucci.

469
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I think that's probably my favorite version of him.

470
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Yeah, I think it came across real well.

471
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I liked it a lot.

472
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He played it.

473
00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:56,200
Well, it was a good character.

474
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Do do I just like dirtbags?

475
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Yeah, maybe fuck.

476
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:00,900
All right.

477
00:18:00,900 --> 00:18:01,900
I mean you like us.

478
00:18:01,900 --> 00:18:02,700
Yeah, true.

479
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It's fair and me.

480
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Like me.

481
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:08,200
I got a real solid question.

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What is up with Caruso Jimmy and Rose Rose the babysitter?

483
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Yeah, Rose was the babysitter when he was still married to Helen

484
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:20,400
Hunter, whatever.

485
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Yeah, she lived upstairs from them or whatever with her parents.

486
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She was the babysitter.

487
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Yeah, and would babysit for him whenever they were at a meetings.

488
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Then he goes to jail.

489
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His wife gets killed in an accident.

490
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And so Rose continues to like help raise the baby, even though the

491
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baby is now with the mother-in-law.

492
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Yeah.

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And then when he gets out, she's like, you've always got me.

494
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And then it's like, oh fuck.

495
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And then they get married right away.

496
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Wait immediately courthouse wedding.

497
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You married the babysitter that you only know from like raising your child.

498
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Yeah, I think it's strange.

499
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:06,100
I this movie is an hour and 40 minutes and I think that it was just a

500
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lack of time to develop that relationship.

501
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:11,200
But at that point, I'm like, why bother?

502
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I'm going to assume I know the answer to this, but did either of you

503
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:19,000
guys watch the 1940 whatever version of this movie?

504
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,700
No, no, I watched a couple clips.

505
00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:21,700
Did you watch anything?

506
00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:22,900
Not for this one.

507
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So I did.

508
00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:26,000
It's rated really well.

509
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It's supposed to be a great movie.

510
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Yeah, I did love that.

511
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:33,500
So he's in prison for three years and the only person whose appearance

512
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changes in that three years is Rose.

513
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Like they change her hair and they, you know, get an older child.

514
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:43,200
Yeah, I was going to say the child pretty well.

515
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Cruises the same haircut.

516
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,000
Nick Cage has the same goatee.

517
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,800
Like no one else updated their look in three years.

518
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:52,400
Once you hit a certain age in your life, though, I think you've got

519
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your look on lockdown.

520
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:57,900
Like if I tried to do it, if I like started to live my life without

521
00:19:57,900 --> 00:20:03,100
sideburns, like even mild sideburns as they are, it'd be weird.

522
00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:04,400
Nobody would like me.

523
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:08,600
I just got this guy who thought he could go on living without sideburns

524
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:10,700
and everybody would know when they look at me.

525
00:20:10,700 --> 00:20:13,500
They'd be like, I mean, I've gone through a fairly drastic like

526
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:16,200
facial hair appearance in the last year.

527
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:17,700
Wish you'd keep trying.

528
00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:24,000
Mean if you would finally figure out your look, I could finally

529
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:24,900
stop drinking.

530
00:20:24,900 --> 00:20:29,000
I love it.

531
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,000
Oh, this is a strange content to forget.

532
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,400
Your face makes me sad.

533
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,400
I love you too, Nick.

534
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:39,500
What did you guys think of Cage's accent in this one?

535
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:44,600
It wasn't a Boston like cop and it wasn't Gumby.

536
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:47,600
So well, I watched an interview in the cage about this film

537
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:50,400
and he was talking about how the interviewer asked him like this

538
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:54,500
isn't your normal weird character that you normally do and he went

539
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:57,800
on this whole thing about how Hollywood's memory is so short that

540
00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:01,600
Fox didn't want him for this film because Nick Cage is a weird

541
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:02,200
funny man.

542
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:06,200
He can't do he can't do tough guy and now I'm worried that I'll

543
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:07,700
never be able to like do comedy again.

544
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:08,600
You know, it's funny.

545
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:13,800
We've seen him in tough guy roles several times now and I never

546
00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:16,000
am really sold on him as a tough guy.

547
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,100
This one kind of worked for me.

548
00:21:18,100 --> 00:21:21,600
Yeah, other than the fact that he also like hedged it with being

549
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:22,900
sort of a sensitive tough guy.

550
00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:25,500
Yeah, but I mean that's one of the things that really drew him

551
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:28,900
to this character from what I read, but I'm thinking of his

552
00:21:28,900 --> 00:21:32,800
the beginning of face-off castor Troy the only other time we've

553
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:35,400
seen him kind of be a bad guy and it's more of a cult of personality

554
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:39,000
and more of a sleazy look at me character rather than being

555
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,800
fucking brick shit house.

556
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:41,500
Sure.

557
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,900
Do you know what he filmed right before this?

558
00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:45,900
This was 1995.

559
00:21:45,900 --> 00:21:47,300
Yeah, it could happen to you.

560
00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:48,000
It could happen to you.

561
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:51,300
Yeah, what a weird so he felt like he filmed back-to-back in

562
00:21:51,300 --> 00:21:52,000
New York.

563
00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:54,000
It could happen to you was before this.

564
00:21:54,300 --> 00:21:57,100
That was a big body change.

565
00:21:57,100 --> 00:21:57,600
Yeah.

566
00:21:57,900 --> 00:21:58,400
Yeah, no shit.

567
00:21:58,400 --> 00:21:59,600
He's pretty big in this.

568
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:03,300
Yeah, and and Harry this came out the same year as he won his

569
00:22:03,300 --> 00:22:06,300
Oscar because this came out the same year as leaving Las Vegas.

570
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:08,500
Any other interesting facts?

571
00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:10,000
I don't have a ton on this one.

572
00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:12,300
So in the interview, I watched with him about it.

573
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,600
Can we all agree that Kate doesn't give a great interview?

574
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:18,600
It depends on how much coke he can afford because he's given

575
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:19,800
some really good ones.

576
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:23,900
Okay, this wasn't one of those but he was asked about famously

577
00:22:23,900 --> 00:22:28,200
playing weirdos and giving very over-the-top performances and

578
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:29,100
this quote stuck out to me.

579
00:22:29,100 --> 00:22:33,200
It's like about little Junior Brown and how much of that

580
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:35,700
character he brought to the script and he's like, it's true

581
00:22:35,700 --> 00:22:39,600
that I stuck to the script, but I do try to put a bit of absurd

582
00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:44,300
almost comic slant on things even kind of peak his career

583
00:22:44,300 --> 00:22:45,000
mid-90s.

584
00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:49,600
He knows what he's selling and has leaned into it.

585
00:22:50,300 --> 00:22:55,600
This was a pretty straightforward movie and character for him.

586
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:59,400
Yeah, it was definitely a memorable performance.

587
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:02,400
I will never forget him bench pressing that girl.

588
00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:08,000
I'll never forget him like chucking a guy across a truck yard

589
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,400
and his best goatee yet.

590
00:23:10,900 --> 00:23:11,900
Oh, absolutely.

591
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,600
Also Sternenbush.

592
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:17,100
So you're tracking this is this just is mid-90s just peak

593
00:23:17,100 --> 00:23:18,400
chest hair absolutely.

594
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:18,800
Okay.

595
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:19,000
Yep.

596
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:23,500
So his his strip club is called baby cakes, baby cakes.

597
00:23:23,500 --> 00:23:27,200
Yeah, which really did not make me happy.

598
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,000
I loved it.

599
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,100
I love the name.

600
00:23:30,100 --> 00:23:31,300
I love the sign.

601
00:23:31,300 --> 00:23:36,700
I love that the actual location was just like an abandoned

602
00:23:36,700 --> 00:23:41,100
like business lot next to a McDonald's and it's abandoned

603
00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:41,600
to this day.

604
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:44,500
Yeah, they put up this and shot the movie and nobody's done

605
00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:45,200
anything with it.

606
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:48,900
The TV version of this obviously has a bunch of fuzzing out

607
00:23:48,900 --> 00:23:53,000
and black bars of the strippers, but there's a scene where

608
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:56,500
he's talking to Caruso and there is just a topless stripper

609
00:23:56,500 --> 00:23:59,600
behind them and they've digitally put a dress on her.

610
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:02,600
Did you of all the things why would you put a dress?

611
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:05,900
Did you somehow watch this like on TV?

612
00:24:05,900 --> 00:24:07,700
No, it's just one of the fun facts about online.

613
00:24:07,700 --> 00:24:08,300
Okay.

614
00:24:08,300 --> 00:24:10,600
Oh, yeah, this movie was hard to find.

615
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:13,700
Basically impossible to find unless you want to buy a VHS.

616
00:24:13,700 --> 00:24:15,500
How much was the VHS neck?

617
00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:17,300
I haven't purchased it yet.

618
00:24:17,300 --> 00:24:18,700
Are you going to?

619
00:24:18,700 --> 00:24:20,400
Yeah, we need a complete collection.

620
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:23,800
Yeah, I'm over halfway on all of these movies.

621
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:27,800
So and actually we're almost halfway through the whole fucking

622
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:28,300
shebang.

623
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:31,000
Yeah, well the first round first round shebang.

624
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,100
You're all stuck with us for more shebang.

625
00:24:33,100 --> 00:24:35,700
Shebang Arang.

626
00:24:35,700 --> 00:24:37,200
I don't know what that means.

627
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:38,100
Fuck move on.

628
00:24:38,100 --> 00:24:39,300
Yeah, City of Angels.

629
00:24:39,300 --> 00:24:40,300
Yeah, that's a movie.

630
00:24:40,300 --> 00:24:41,200
I see that.

631
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:42,600
That's how you fucking segue.

632
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:44,800
You're going to take that Sean.

633
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:45,800
You're going to rip on my side.

634
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:48,100
These movies have no connection whatsoever.

635
00:24:48,100 --> 00:24:53,000
Actually, they're both based off or both remakes of movies.

636
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,800
That's a loose connection.

637
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:56,600
I don't know.

638
00:24:56,600 --> 00:25:00,500
It's a real Nick Cage's outside of a strip club in both of them.

639
00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:01,300
It's fair.

640
00:25:01,300 --> 00:25:02,200
God damn it.

641
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:03,300
No, I'm slipping.

642
00:25:03,300 --> 00:25:04,700
City of Angels.

643
00:25:04,700 --> 00:25:06,600
Nick Cage is a fucking angel.

644
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:08,700
Nick Cage is a national treasure.

645
00:25:08,700 --> 00:25:10,700
End statement.

646
00:25:10,700 --> 00:25:14,700
So a movie about Nick Cage being a creepy stalker.

647
00:25:14,700 --> 00:25:22,000
Okay, first I want to say I watched 80% of the movie that this is a remake of.

648
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,400
How was that?

649
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:30,000
It is mid 80s Berlin and black and white.

650
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000
It is hard.

651
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,800
It's all subtitled.

652
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:40,900
It's Soviet era Berlin and you think all the voiceover from like the people's thoughts

653
00:25:40,900 --> 00:25:45,100
was like annoying in the Nick Cage one.

654
00:25:45,100 --> 00:25:48,200
Watch it in German where you have to read it.

655
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:53,100
The movie starts off with a mother freaking out because her daughter has a high fever

656
00:25:53,100 --> 00:25:57,700
and you just hear oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit and you notice the woman's not saying

657
00:25:57,700 --> 00:25:59,100
anything like she's not moving her mouth.

658
00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:00,100
So there's no context yet.

659
00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:03,700
So there's just voiceover and then Nick Cage just sitting in a

660
00:26:03,700 --> 00:26:08,700
trench coat with a scarf and a mesh shirt in this child's bedroom.

661
00:26:08,700 --> 00:26:10,900
He had a mesh shirt on.

662
00:26:10,900 --> 00:26:12,000
Yeah, I don't think that's right.

663
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,300
Yeah, I was gonna say I don't remember this.

664
00:26:14,300 --> 00:26:15,900
Like did he just get out of dirt club?

665
00:26:15,900 --> 00:26:17,600
It's like very fine.

666
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:18,500
It's a weird shirt.

667
00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:19,300
It's very textured.

668
00:26:19,300 --> 00:26:23,500
I think he wears the same clothes until he becomes human and then he has the same clothes

669
00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:29,000
again until like he gets someone else's clothes until Nick Offerman gets him off that roof.

670
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:29,700
Damn it.

671
00:26:29,700 --> 00:26:30,200
All right.

672
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:31,100
You guys did notice.

673
00:26:31,100 --> 00:26:32,800
Wait, is Nick Offerman in this?

674
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:33,800
Yeah, man.

675
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:34,900
He was the construction worker.

676
00:26:34,900 --> 00:26:36,200
Holy shit.

677
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:36,700
All right.

678
00:26:36,700 --> 00:26:37,000
God.

679
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:37,200
Oh, yeah.

680
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:38,100
This movie.

681
00:26:38,100 --> 00:26:40,200
We'll touch base on that because that's my favorite quote.

682
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:40,700
This movie.

683
00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:42,300
Is it yours?

684
00:26:42,300 --> 00:26:44,000
No, I don't think I have it.

685
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,900
This one wasn't great for us, but no this movie automatically wins.

686
00:26:46,900 --> 00:26:50,100
So solely so I could watch it again to see Nick Offerman.

687
00:26:50,100 --> 00:26:52,300
Yeah, it's like you can watch it again on your own time.

688
00:26:52,300 --> 00:26:55,600
I don't want to.

689
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:58,900
Oh, yeah, we were watching it and Josie was like that was Nick Offerman.

690
00:26:58,900 --> 00:26:59,700
I was like who?

691
00:26:59,700 --> 00:27:00,700
Who are you talking about?

692
00:27:00,700 --> 00:27:03,100
He's like the construction worker and then I had to look it up.

693
00:27:03,100 --> 00:27:04,700
And it sure as shit was.

694
00:27:04,700 --> 00:27:09,400
Nick Cage plays everyone's favorite angel Seth.

695
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:09,900
Yeah.

696
00:27:09,900 --> 00:27:10,400
Okay.

697
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:10,900
Yeah, right.

698
00:27:10,900 --> 00:27:12,100
You've got Cassiel.

699
00:27:12,100 --> 00:27:16,300
His best friend played by Andrew Bauer is Cassiel.

700
00:27:16,300 --> 00:27:19,500
So I want to know I was a terrible Catholic.

701
00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:21,700
I was kicked out of Sunday school as a child.

702
00:27:21,700 --> 00:27:24,200
So I didn't really pay attention or read anything.

703
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:27,100
Anyone else who was maybe raised closer to the church.

704
00:27:27,100 --> 00:27:29,400
Tell me who Seth is supposed to be.

705
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:31,300
Oh, it's Setharian.

706
00:27:31,300 --> 00:27:33,100
I'm assuming that's bullshit.

707
00:27:33,100 --> 00:27:35,400
Of course it is.

708
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:39,500
No, you can come to me for all of your religious based commentary.

709
00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:45,600
I would come to you if we were talking about like angels described by the Bible where they're just like wings and eyes.

710
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:47,300
Okay, but like nice.

711
00:27:47,300 --> 00:27:49,600
Sethandriel.

712
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:51,200
Isn't that what I just said?

713
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:51,700
Was it?

714
00:27:51,700 --> 00:27:52,500
Yeah, you're late.

715
00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:54,200
God damn it.

716
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:55,700
My brain is not working.

717
00:27:55,700 --> 00:27:58,000
I don't like this.

718
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,600
So he plays Sethandria.

719
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:01,700
Wait, wait, wait.

720
00:28:01,700 --> 00:28:03,500
Sethandria.

721
00:28:03,500 --> 00:28:04,900
Say it's sexy.

722
00:28:04,900 --> 00:28:06,700
Now you got it.

723
00:28:06,700 --> 00:28:12,500
This movie just this movie starts off as a late 90s YouTube music video.

724
00:28:12,500 --> 00:28:16,900
This movie starts off with the worst green screening since driving.

725
00:28:16,900 --> 00:28:19,000
Yeah, it's the Humanity Bureau.

726
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,300
Awful.

727
00:28:20,300 --> 00:28:26,400
Yeah, Cassiel and Seth just sitting on a highway sign in LA and it's.

728
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:31,400
These are like direct ports of like shots from the from Wings of Desire.

729
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:32,100
I'm sure it is.

730
00:28:32,100 --> 00:28:34,500
It's like that's a better name for this movie too.

731
00:28:34,500 --> 00:28:35,000
Yeah.

732
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,500
Well, not when you say it in German.

733
00:28:37,500 --> 00:28:40,000
What's it in German?

734
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,400
Drop down in the comments and and tell Nick.

735
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:47,100
Yeah, give me some garbledy gook that looks like German for Wings of Desire.

736
00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:48,600
Oh, also, I'm sorry.

737
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:52,500
I thought I knew where comments were, but I don't think comments are a thing.

738
00:28:52,500 --> 00:28:53,300
No.

739
00:28:53,300 --> 00:28:54,700
So find us on Reddit.

740
00:28:54,700 --> 00:28:55,200
Yeah.

741
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:56,200
And comment there.

742
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:58,200
We're not going to tell you where to find us.

743
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:00,200
We're cage match pod on Reddit.

744
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:03,100
There's there's doxing us already.

745
00:29:03,100 --> 00:29:04,600
There's comments on YouTube.

746
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:06,100
People don't leave them, but they're there.

747
00:29:06,100 --> 00:29:07,200
Yeah, you can.

748
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:09,600
I mean, the bots didn't do anything.

749
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:12,800
So my question is, just everyone just have an angel.

750
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:16,300
Like there are so many angels just hang out for no reason.

751
00:29:16,300 --> 00:29:19,400
I don't think it's like specific angels for specific people from.

752
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:24,100
I mean, I know it's not based on the movie based on the two movies that I mostly watch.

753
00:29:24,100 --> 00:29:27,000
So the angels hang out and they like meet people when they die.

754
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:30,200
And okay, let's talk about this interview questions.

755
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:31,500
It's very confusing.

756
00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:34,800
So like he's a guide and that part makes sense to me, right?

757
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:36,300
Like the little girl is going to die.

758
00:29:36,300 --> 00:29:37,400
Somebody else is going to die.

759
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:40,600
He helps them get through that little girl gets to see her dead body.

760
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:43,300
Right. Super creepy, but she seems chill about it.

761
00:29:43,300 --> 00:29:52,200
But then there's the other scene where Cassiel and Seth are in the bodega and they just like chill out a potential shooting.

762
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:54,000
Like are they there to be coolers?

763
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,500
Like I don't understand what the fuck the angels are there for.

764
00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:58,900
They're not chilling it out. They're just like they're just peeping on people.

765
00:29:58,900 --> 00:29:59,700
They're just getting people's.

766
00:29:59,700 --> 00:30:01,500
Well, he does help him like no.

767
00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:04,500
Yeah, he calms him down and he touches him and gets cool.

768
00:30:04,500 --> 00:30:08,200
He touches him and then he's just hearing the guy's thoughts, but they're not actually.

769
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:10,500
Oh, he's never had to touch them to hear their thoughts.

770
00:30:10,500 --> 00:30:14,000
I know. But yeah, I think I think that they're doing something.

771
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,800
So like are they there to deescalate shit?

772
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:18,600
But then like why aren't they doing more stuff?

773
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,800
And then fucking fuck you, Seth.

774
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:24,500
You're just going to go like get horny with a doctor instead of doing your job.

775
00:30:24,500 --> 00:30:26,300
A million dollar Christian question too.

776
00:30:26,300 --> 00:30:27,900
Like why aren't they doing more?

777
00:30:27,900 --> 00:30:30,000
What are these angels doing more?

778
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:33,400
The million dollar Christian question is what's the deal Seth?

779
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:36,100
Seth Andriel. His full fucking name.

780
00:30:36,100 --> 00:30:37,500
Oh, no, we know his full name.

781
00:30:37,500 --> 00:30:39,300
We'll talk about that later.

782
00:30:39,300 --> 00:30:42,200
The worst Kaiser So-Say ever.

783
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:44,000
Oh, yeah, I love.

784
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,300
Now we're going to talk about it now and you're going to edit it in later.

785
00:30:46,300 --> 00:30:47,700
No, I'm not.

786
00:30:47,700 --> 00:30:52,800
So so Seth falls in love falls in love with a doctor, which is again,

787
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:56,700
the rules of angels because they can't feel anything physical,

788
00:30:56,700 --> 00:30:59,100
but they seem to have a full bevy of emotion.

789
00:30:59,100 --> 00:31:02,200
And he finds out that he can become human if he falls.

790
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:04,600
This is going to be my weird tangent for this movie.

791
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:08,000
So I saw this movie at the age of about what year did this come out?

792
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,200
Ninety eight.

793
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:11,800
Thirteen, fourteen. Whenever this came out, I saw this.

794
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,600
I was trying to impress a girl. She wanted to go see it.

795
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:16,000
So we went and saw it. I was young and dumb.

796
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,400
It's been 20 odd years since I've seen this film.

797
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,900
Dennis Franz bald old guy with mustache.

798
00:31:20,900 --> 00:31:25,200
I have just in my mind had Ron Jeremy as that character.

799
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:33,400
Oh, God. I mean, in my head for 24 years, he is like the NYPD blue version of Ron Jeremy.

800
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:38,100
I mean, he is. But like that has been the face of I know you're not there,

801
00:31:38,100 --> 00:31:41,000
but I can feel you. Yeah.

802
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:45,900
Did you guys ever notice that Nick Cage and Ray Fiennes look really similar?

803
00:31:45,900 --> 00:31:50,200
No, but now that you mention it, I do want to point out the hardest working actor in this film,

804
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:53,400
which is Nick Cage's hair plugs. Ray Fiennes.

805
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:59,500
Is that Ray Fiennes? He's a he was Voldemort and like Schindler's List and Red Dragon.

806
00:31:59,500 --> 00:32:03,000
And Voldemort and Schindler's List. Yeah, in Schindler's List.

807
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:06,600
It was a weird one. And also in Maiden Manhattan.

808
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:07,800
That makes sense.

809
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:11,600
I distinctly remember Schindler's List being credited.

810
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:17,900
He's he's he's the bad guy in Imbruge, which here's my favorite cinematic quote ever.

811
00:32:17,900 --> 00:32:22,900
Yelling, yelling at his wife. You're a fucking inanimate object.

812
00:32:22,900 --> 00:32:24,800
That's nice. Yeah.

813
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:27,200
This is a weird episode. That's fine.

814
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:29,600
The weird movies. These are weird movies.

815
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:33,800
And really, the less we talk about City of Angels, the better the episode is for it.

816
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:36,900
Meg Ryan's a doctor who can't believe that someone would die on her watch

817
00:32:36,900 --> 00:32:39,400
because she did everything and Seth falls in love with her.

818
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,700
But she's a cool doc. She rides a bike bike.

819
00:32:41,700 --> 00:32:44,200
Oh, so first, first bike scene.

820
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:48,200
She is playing very Lucy Goosey and Laze Faire with like L.A.

821
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:50,700
traffic City of Angels foreshadowing.

822
00:32:50,700 --> 00:32:54,000
Yeah. She later dies for being dumb on a bike.

823
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,600
Yeah. Spoilers. This movie's not good.

824
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:58,000
I don't care. It's not.

825
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,700
It's bottom three Nicolas Cage movies for me.

826
00:33:00,700 --> 00:33:04,000
So it takes 40 minutes to introduce the protagonist.

827
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,200
They give them 30 minutes to for to will they won't they?

828
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:11,400
And then 10 minutes after they get together, they kill Meg Ryan off.

829
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:16,400
And they've got that stupid relationship between Meg Ryan and that other doctor.

830
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:18,400
And it's just like, what the fuck?

831
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:20,200
Sean, did you know who he is?

832
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:24,700
He looked familiar. He's he's he's he's he's Schindler's List.

833
00:33:24,700 --> 00:33:27,600
You know, he's Reginald Hargreaves in the Umbrella Academy.

834
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:29,600
Oh, that's why. Oh, fuck.

835
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:31,900
It's been 20 odd years.

836
00:33:31,900 --> 00:33:33,700
That's awesome. People don't age as well.

837
00:33:33,700 --> 00:33:35,600
And the cage on point.

838
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:40,800
Schindler's List less so kind of amazing because, yeah, like that dude looks old as fuck.

839
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:47,400
And Cage looks like a guy in his 50s, a guy who can afford to keep it up.

840
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:49,600
Oh, yeah. He keeps it up.

841
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:53,300
Oh, fuck. Right back to that shower scene.

842
00:33:53,300 --> 00:33:57,200
OK, let's talk about Dennis Franz character Nathaniel Messenger.

843
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:58,900
OK, not messing her.

844
00:33:58,900 --> 00:34:00,500
It's a soft chain messenger.

845
00:34:00,500 --> 00:34:02,200
Yeah, he's a big body surfer. Yeah.

846
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:05,100
Turns out. So he has to have like heart surgery.

847
00:34:05,100 --> 00:34:08,600
And it turns out that he at one point was also an angel.

848
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:11,200
He's the one who teaches Nick Cage how to fall.

849
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:15,200
You make the decision, then you fall. Fall.

850
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:20,200
Well, I don't think angels are super creative since they've never had like that inspiration.

851
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:23,800
So in my head, he was just like super literal about it.

852
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:27,000
He's like, I don't know, you got to fall from grace.

853
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,600
So jump off. You got to fall.

854
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:32,200
They spend a lot of time on top of shit, too.

855
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:33,500
Yeah, like they're always up high.

856
00:34:33,500 --> 00:34:38,600
Which I find OK, I like how they did justify that you have to make the decision to fall

857
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:40,000
because I'm like, what if you trip?

858
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:43,400
Well, you guys are I mean, you guys are always walking in unison,

859
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:45,500
like not paying attention where you're going.

860
00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:48,800
I would have loved to see some angels just walking up the side of a building.

861
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:53,900
They're everywhere. I feel like there was some shot that included them on the side of a building

862
00:34:53,900 --> 00:34:55,800
or at least angels in the background.

863
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:59,300
There were definitely lots of scenes where like it zooms out a little bit

864
00:34:59,300 --> 00:35:02,700
and there's just like an angel on a balcony or something over the place.

865
00:35:02,700 --> 00:35:06,500
So this but I don't know, maybe maybe a Spider-Man.

866
00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:07,900
I'm confused.

867
00:35:07,900 --> 00:35:11,300
Seth gets obsessed with Meg Ryan's character.

868
00:35:11,300 --> 00:35:14,100
Dr. Maggie Rice starts stalking her.

869
00:35:14,100 --> 00:35:18,200
Like her name, there's like a prolonged bubble bath sequence

870
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:20,800
where he's just in her room or in her bathroom.

871
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:22,700
Jesus. OK, so the song that's playing.

872
00:35:22,700 --> 00:35:24,900
Oh, my God. The Paula Cole song.

873
00:35:24,900 --> 00:35:30,900
Like, holy fuck, you make me feel like the Amazon's running between my thighs.

874
00:35:30,900 --> 00:35:35,600
Incredible. It's talking about like flowers and like stamens and shit.

875
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:39,100
And it's like, oh, this is like grossly sexy.

876
00:35:39,100 --> 00:35:41,600
So he's he's Nick Cage is stalking Meg Ryan.

877
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:45,000
The weirdest boner right now.

878
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,800
Literally, he starts.

879
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:49,800
He starts showing up and like making himself be seen by her.

880
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:51,800
And they go out a few times.

881
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:53,300
He's exposing himself to her.

882
00:35:53,300 --> 00:35:55,600
He is. He's got that trench coat. It's great.

883
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:58,900
She describes a pair to him.

884
00:35:58,900 --> 00:36:02,800
Eventually, she finds out that he doesn't have a history or isn't a person.

885
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:06,200
She sees him like badly CG cut through his own hand and not bleed.

886
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:08,500
Yeah, she tries to see does the magic thumb trick.

887
00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:15,100
Yeah, I just just want it to be known that Nick just tried to do a visual gag for

888
00:36:15,100 --> 00:36:19,000
an auditory form of entertainment.

889
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,900
Fuck you all do it again.

890
00:36:21,900 --> 00:36:27,400
So she in this scene, they go to a picnic with Nathaniel Messinger

891
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:29,100
after he gets out of the hospital.

892
00:36:29,100 --> 00:36:34,400
And Nathaniel, knowing that Seth is an angel, makes up a bunch of backstory for Seth.

893
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:38,200
So Dr. Maggie doesn't like cotton on.

894
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:40,700
And then she grills Seth about it.

895
00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:42,500
She's like, I don't even know your last name is like, you don't need to know.

896
00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:43,400
It's like, what's your last name?

897
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:47,300
And he just looks behind and goes, plate.

898
00:36:47,300 --> 00:36:50,300
Seth plate. Yeah, that is my favorite quote.

899
00:36:50,300 --> 00:36:53,200
Just Seth plate like the worst Kaiser.

900
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:54,500
So say ever. I do like that.

901
00:36:54,500 --> 00:36:56,300
It comes back though later when she's like,

902
00:36:56,300 --> 00:36:57,700
oh, I can't wait to become Mr.

903
00:36:57,700 --> 00:36:59,800
and Mrs. Plate.

904
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:03,400
That'd be so good.

905
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:08,500
Like if she actually took that name for like the 30 minutes, they were married.

906
00:37:08,500 --> 00:37:09,600
Well, they never get there.

907
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:11,600
No. Yeah. Spoilers.

908
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:17,000
So they break up because he's a big old weirdo can't bleed.

909
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,800
And he's like, I'm different from you.

910
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:20,400
And then she's like, I never want to see you again.

911
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:21,800
So they stop seeing each other.

912
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:24,800
And then she starts hanging out with Messenger and being like,

913
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:27,500
why would God allow us to meet if we couldn't be together?

914
00:37:27,500 --> 00:37:29,600
It's like no one ever told you he was an angel.

915
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:31,000
That makes no sense.

916
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,300
But she taught him what a pair was.

917
00:37:32,300 --> 00:37:34,600
So I guess they have a deeper connection.

918
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,400
Yeah. Describe it to me like Hemingway.

919
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:41,900
Yeah. Also, the Hemingway quote they use to describe food is the worst quote

920
00:37:41,900 --> 00:37:45,200
because Hemingway just says the name of the food five times.

921
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:47,000
It's like it tastes like oysters.

922
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:51,200
The way that oysters taste, that oyster taste.

923
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:53,000
That was only three.

924
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:54,500
Oyster slur.

925
00:37:54,500 --> 00:37:55,500
Yeah. Oh, good.

926
00:37:55,500 --> 00:37:56,300
Thank you.

927
00:37:56,300 --> 00:37:59,600
We definitely saw Dennis Franz's balls.

928
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:00,300
Oh, yeah.

929
00:38:00,300 --> 00:38:04,900
No, this is very, very similar to Sean Penn's balls.

930
00:38:04,900 --> 00:38:05,700
OK, yeah.

931
00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:06,200
But better.

932
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:07,000
Into the ocean.

933
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,500
Because it's Dennis Franz.

934
00:38:08,500 --> 00:38:10,300
Also, NYPD Blue.

935
00:38:10,300 --> 00:38:11,200
Yeah.

936
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:12,800
So that's our other connection.

937
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:13,800
NYPD Blue.

938
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:15,200
Absolutely.

939
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:20,100
So Seth has been studying humanity for like as long as humanity has existed.

940
00:38:20,100 --> 00:38:22,000
He can literally read Meg Ryan's mind.

941
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,700
And he has no clue how to interact with her.

942
00:38:24,700 --> 00:38:29,100
He and Andre Brower, when they're talking about him taking the fall,

943
00:38:29,100 --> 00:38:32,700
and he's like, can you even imagine to taste water?

944
00:38:32,700 --> 00:38:37,700
And then Andre Brower is like, to feed a dog.

945
00:38:37,700 --> 00:38:38,900
I love Andre Brower.

946
00:38:38,900 --> 00:38:44,200
There's so many things that like if you've never done it.

947
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:44,700
Please continue.

948
00:38:44,700 --> 00:38:46,900
Can you imagine to crack a sparkle, buddy?

949
00:38:46,900 --> 00:38:47,800
I can't.

950
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:49,400
Whoa.

951
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:51,200
To tell a lie.

952
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:55,200
And Seth tells Cassiel about the fall.

953
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:56,100
Sethandriel.

954
00:38:56,100 --> 00:38:56,800
Sethandriel.

955
00:38:56,800 --> 00:39:00,400
And Cassie Lela Graham.

956
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:01,600
Casserole is.

957
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:03,400
I don't think you have to do anything to Cassiel.

958
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:06,000
That's a pretty fucking angel name.

959
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,900
Cassie was immediately just like, so you going to do it?

960
00:39:08,900 --> 00:39:10,700
I want to see how this goes.

961
00:39:10,700 --> 00:39:12,700
Let's talk about the fall scene, because that's where we get.

962
00:39:12,700 --> 00:39:14,200
That's where I was about to go.

963
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:18,100
Because so Nick Cage is on the top of a building being constructed

964
00:39:18,100 --> 00:39:20,300
and does a full with arms wide open.

965
00:39:20,300 --> 00:39:23,000
They probably had like, wait, was that the song that was playing?

966
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:27,500
No, no, because the music on this was so fucking annoyingly.

967
00:39:27,500 --> 00:39:29,200
With arms wide open doesn't come out.

968
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:30,600
Didn't come out for a few more years.

969
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:31,600
Oh, OK.

970
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:35,100
Well, there was some song about like, oh, in the arms of an angel

971
00:39:35,100 --> 00:39:36,200
or some shit like that.

972
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:37,300
Yeah, that's a different one.

973
00:39:37,300 --> 00:39:41,600
So they were this one was just orchestral with like angelic choir.

974
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:43,000
So here's my question, Nick.

975
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,000
You might be able to answer this.

976
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,200
So I'm a Glockman.

977
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:46,400
God damn it. You got there.

978
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:49,400
No, when he jumps, it starts cutting to like black

979
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:51,300
and white footage of children playing.

980
00:39:51,300 --> 00:39:52,900
Is that the actual movie?

981
00:39:52,900 --> 00:39:54,000
The original movie?

982
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,400
That's a good question, because I was like, what the fuck is this?

983
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:57,600
It's super art house.

984
00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:59,900
It's like, here's people going onto a train.

985
00:39:59,900 --> 00:40:02,000
Yeah, that here's a pregnant belly.

986
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:05,600
Since I'd have to see it again.

987
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:12,700
The art style of Wings of Desire was very, very, very, very German art house.

988
00:40:12,700 --> 00:40:15,100
Yeah. So unlike anything to do with this movie,

989
00:40:15,100 --> 00:40:17,300
which had very few interesting creative choices.

990
00:40:17,300 --> 00:40:21,500
You're not wrong that it doesn't have a lot of like interesting shit to say.

991
00:40:21,500 --> 00:40:23,700
I do think that it was filmed well.

992
00:40:23,700 --> 00:40:24,700
It was filmed well.

993
00:40:24,700 --> 00:40:29,900
The director of photography, John Seale, is like a pretty fucking good.

994
00:40:29,900 --> 00:40:32,600
No, I mean, it was not shot poorly.

995
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:34,000
I'm not. That's not what I'm saying.

996
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,200
I just meant in terms of like this movie had nothing to say.

997
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:40,000
Did you know one of his most recent movies was Mad Max Fury Road?

998
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,500
I believe it. Yeah, that movie fucking rules.

999
00:40:42,500 --> 00:40:43,900
This movie was shot great.

1000
00:40:43,900 --> 00:40:49,600
The scene with Franz and Cage overlooking the city from 31 stories up.

1001
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:50,600
They shot that.

1002
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:52,600
They built scaffolding out to this girder

1003
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:56,200
and then just sat the two of them out there with wires and had them like read their lines.

1004
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:57,300
And they're both afraid of heights.

1005
00:40:57,300 --> 00:40:58,400
And they're both afraid of heights.

1006
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:00,200
Yeah, I would have shit myself doing that.

1007
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:02,500
That's also like the only time otherwise.

1008
00:41:02,500 --> 00:41:04,700
That isn't CG. Yeah, it's weird.

1009
00:41:04,700 --> 00:41:08,100
So anyway, Nick Cage takes his tumble off this building.

1010
00:41:08,100 --> 00:41:11,100
And then apparently this is where we see Nick Cofferman.

1011
00:41:11,100 --> 00:41:11,600
Yeah.

1012
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:17,600
Because so he wakes up bleeding for the first time and feeling for the first time

1013
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:21,100
on this like scaffolding and people are just looking up at him.

1014
00:41:21,100 --> 00:41:24,000
And they're like a lot of them are just like sitting around having lunch.

1015
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:28,500
And I'm like, have they just been working around this maybe dead guy for hours?

1016
00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:30,300
Yeah. Tell us behind the scenes, Nick.

1017
00:41:30,300 --> 00:41:31,900
How is it at a construction site?

1018
00:41:31,900 --> 00:41:34,400
How long does a corpse go unnoticed?

1019
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:35,600
I'm not going to lie.

1020
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:41,100
If you can get away with staring at something for a while and not doing something,

1021
00:41:41,100 --> 00:41:46,600
you probably are going to like I've stared out windows and like I've watched bums fight.

1022
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:48,200
And it's awesome.

1023
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:53,400
I watched a person chase a cowboy hat down like Pike Street one time.

1024
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:56,300
Like it was just blowing in the wind and they couldn't catch it.

1025
00:41:56,300 --> 00:41:57,600
And so I just watched.

1026
00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:02,600
Have you ever felt like a cowboy hat blowing in the wind?

1027
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:04,200
I don't know this song.

1028
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:08,200
Oh, I think you're crushing it though.

1029
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:10,400
Billboard top 100 here we come.

1030
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:13,700
But okay, so that scene is my favorite quote from the entire thing,

1031
00:42:13,700 --> 00:42:16,400
because this is when Cage gets to be a little cagey.

1032
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:19,000
This is the interesting shift for him.

1033
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,800
So yeah, the last 20 minutes of this film is when it gets good

1034
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:23,500
because it becomes a Nick Cage film.

1035
00:42:23,500 --> 00:42:25,900
Yeah. Him like just stomping up and down.

1036
00:42:25,900 --> 00:42:28,300
Maybe it's like 10 minutes of him doing fun stuff.

1037
00:42:28,300 --> 00:42:30,000
That was fucking weird.

1038
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:35,100
But he wakes up and he's got blood on his hand and he goes, is this blood?

1039
00:42:35,100 --> 00:42:36,200
This is blood.

1040
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:39,100
And then Nick Offerman goes, is it red?

1041
00:42:39,100 --> 00:42:40,500
And he goes, red.

1042
00:42:40,500 --> 00:42:43,100
Is it red?

1043
00:42:43,100 --> 00:42:44,800
Color.

1044
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:46,700
I do have a question here.

1045
00:42:46,700 --> 00:42:48,300
They established.

1046
00:42:48,300 --> 00:42:49,500
God damn it, Nick.

1047
00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:50,300
You're good at this game.

1048
00:42:50,300 --> 00:42:51,700
Yeah.

1049
00:42:51,700 --> 00:42:55,800
They established early on that as angels, they can understand every language.

1050
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:58,400
So he meets this Chinese woman is asking her which direction she's going

1051
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:00,100
and she's yelling at him in Chinese.

1052
00:43:00,100 --> 00:43:00,900
He doesn't understand it.

1053
00:43:00,900 --> 00:43:03,300
Like how the fuck does he know English?

1054
00:43:03,300 --> 00:43:06,000
If it's all just supposed to be that all language is understood by him

1055
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,500
and he could just be understood.

1056
00:43:07,500 --> 00:43:10,200
How does he know English and not Chinese?

1057
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:12,900
Well, I think he's lost his divine blessing at this point.

1058
00:43:12,900 --> 00:43:14,700
But why English?

1059
00:43:14,700 --> 00:43:19,600
They probably thought, boy, we can't afford to coach Nick Cage through speaking

1060
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:21,300
a different fucking language.

1061
00:43:21,300 --> 00:43:23,000
Here he is speaking Latin now.

1062
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:26,400
We got to get a Latin coach for fucking Nick Cage.

1063
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:28,100
I just can't imagine his...

1064
00:43:28,100 --> 00:43:31,700
Indulius Dolina, eh?

1065
00:43:31,700 --> 00:43:32,500
That was really good.

1066
00:43:32,500 --> 00:43:34,500
That was good.

1067
00:43:34,500 --> 00:43:36,100
I don't think that first one was a real word.

1068
00:43:36,100 --> 00:43:38,500
I don't. It doesn't matter because I don't speak fucking Latin.

1069
00:43:38,500 --> 00:43:40,000
I don't have divine blessing.

1070
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:40,500
You know what?

1071
00:43:40,500 --> 00:43:44,100
I speak English like people without divine blessing.

1072
00:43:44,100 --> 00:43:47,000
So he's trying to like get to Tahoe because that's where she's at

1073
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,300
because she's going to get married.

1074
00:43:48,300 --> 00:43:51,800
He's trying to hitchhike because he doesn't have exact change for the bus.

1075
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:55,700
And this car pulls up and he's like, hey, and then immediately gets jumped

1076
00:43:55,700 --> 00:43:57,000
and his shoe stolen.

1077
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,300
They like punch him in the face right away.

1078
00:43:59,300 --> 00:44:00,300
Yeah.

1079
00:44:00,300 --> 00:44:01,900
I also thought that was Kevin Corrigan.

1080
00:44:01,900 --> 00:44:04,000
Just saying. It might have been.

1081
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,200
They didn't credit any of those guys.

1082
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:07,300
So it probably was Kevin Corrigan.

1083
00:44:07,300 --> 00:44:11,200
I mean, if I jumped a dude on the street, I wouldn't want to get credited for it either.

1084
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:14,900
And then number one way the cops find you and then the movie credits

1085
00:44:14,900 --> 00:44:16,300
and then the Goo Goo Dolls play.

1086
00:44:16,300 --> 00:44:16,900
He's outside.

1087
00:44:16,900 --> 00:44:20,200
I don't want the world to see me.

1088
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:21,100
That's the one.

1089
00:44:21,100 --> 00:44:22,000
God, I hate that song.

1090
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:28,200
And then now that he's an idiot human because apparently an eternity of memories

1091
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:31,000
gives him no context for human behavior.

1092
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:34,200
He's trying to get to Tahoe.

1093
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:35,500
Big Rick pulls up.

1094
00:44:35,500 --> 00:44:36,500
Where are you going?

1095
00:44:36,500 --> 00:44:37,600
Tahoe.

1096
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:39,200
I'm going to Reno.

1097
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:41,700
I'm going to Tahoe.

1098
00:44:41,700 --> 00:44:44,100
I'm going to Reno.

1099
00:44:44,100 --> 00:44:46,100
I'm going to Tahoe.

1100
00:44:46,100 --> 00:44:48,500
Get in. We'll figure it out when you get there.

1101
00:44:48,500 --> 00:44:50,100
There was a lot of patience in that one.

1102
00:44:50,100 --> 00:44:51,300
Yeah.

1103
00:44:51,300 --> 00:44:55,400
That's the second cool trucker we've had, though, because there was the Red Rock West trucker.

1104
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:56,500
That was pretty cool.

1105
00:44:56,500 --> 00:44:57,200
Oh, yeah.

1106
00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:58,800
He gets there. He finds her.

1107
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:00,000
They fall in love.

1108
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,100
They fuck once.

1109
00:45:01,100 --> 00:45:02,900
Here's my quote from this film.

1110
00:45:02,900 --> 00:45:04,500
Describe it.

1111
00:45:04,500 --> 00:45:06,000
I can't.

1112
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,700
What's it feel like?

1113
00:45:07,700 --> 00:45:08,800
Warm.

1114
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:10,900
Aching.

1115
00:45:10,900 --> 00:45:11,500
That's it.

1116
00:45:11,500 --> 00:45:19,300
I never want to hear somebody like verbalize like what it feels like to bust somebody again,

1117
00:45:19,300 --> 00:45:21,700
like somebody who's never experienced a moment of it.

1118
00:45:21,700 --> 00:45:24,400
Like, what does it feel like?

1119
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:25,600
Like.

1120
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:31,700
Did you see water balloons covered in light sand?

1121
00:45:31,700 --> 00:45:34,300
And I can't get away.

1122
00:45:34,300 --> 00:45:37,400
Trapped.

1123
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:39,100
I'm dying.

1124
00:45:39,100 --> 00:45:40,900
That's your that's your address.

1125
00:45:40,900 --> 00:45:43,600
I think we probably got this episode wrapped up.

1126
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:44,500
Thanks, guys.

1127
00:45:44,500 --> 00:45:45,800
No, Meg Ryan.

1128
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:47,700
No, I'm spent Meg Ryan dies.

1129
00:45:47,700 --> 00:45:51,100
And then he said she dies in the dumbest way.

1130
00:45:51,100 --> 00:45:52,000
She's riding her bike.

1131
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,200
She has her eyes closed and her arms out.

1132
00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:57,900
And she just loves life and God and angels and shit.

1133
00:45:57,900 --> 00:45:59,200
Mrs. Plate.

1134
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:00,200
She will be Mrs.

1135
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:01,200
Plate.

1136
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:05,600
And she's listening to a dumb fucking song that's playing on the soundtrack.

1137
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:07,600
And then she runs into a logging truck.

1138
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:08,300
Yeah.

1139
00:46:08,300 --> 00:46:09,100
That's it.

1140
00:46:09,100 --> 00:46:10,100
What a dumb dumb.

1141
00:46:10,100 --> 00:46:13,200
He feels her guy and then he moves into her apartment.

1142
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:14,700
Yeah, this is a dumb movie.

1143
00:46:14,700 --> 00:46:17,600
Yeah, just here's my final thought on this film.

1144
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:19,200
So she introduces him to a pair.

1145
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:23,900
He goes to the market as a human and he fills up his basket with pairs crying.

1146
00:46:23,900 --> 00:46:27,600
And there's that scene of him at the end where he just like he bites into a pair.

1147
00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:31,300
And my only thought was what if that's a bad pair?

1148
00:46:31,300 --> 00:46:33,900
What if that's his first pair and it's awful?

1149
00:46:33,900 --> 00:46:34,500
He wouldn't know.

1150
00:46:34,500 --> 00:46:39,400
All he would know is that it's sweet and like soft sand.

1151
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:40,200
But what if it wasn't?

1152
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:41,300
What if it wasn't an unripe pair?

1153
00:46:41,300 --> 00:46:45,100
Because pairs, there's a wide range of what a pair can taste like.

1154
00:46:45,100 --> 00:46:48,200
What if the thought was this, this was it.

1155
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:51,200
And he just regrets every decision he's made up to that point.

1156
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:54,000
He just chucks it into the Hudson and that's it.

1157
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:57,000
He would probably like it just for what it was.

1158
00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:01,400
I'm sure, but I just not to rain on your joke.

1159
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:03,400
Nick, do you have anything else on this one?

1160
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:04,400
It fucking sucks.

1161
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:07,000
I'm being cut out of my own podcast apparently.

1162
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:08,400
No, I did not enjoy this movie.

1163
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:13,600
No, I mean the way he delivers lines like just so vacant.

1164
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:16,300
I'm like, oh, it hurt so bad.

1165
00:47:16,300 --> 00:47:24,300
Listen, but what if we could just fall and be with the humans?

1166
00:47:24,300 --> 00:47:26,500
I like even that's too much emotion.

1167
00:47:26,500 --> 00:47:27,500
No, it's bad.

1168
00:47:27,500 --> 00:47:28,600
I watched it again.

1169
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:30,800
I watched an interview for this film as well.

1170
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:33,900
Just him talking about how he wanted to portray this character

1171
00:47:33,900 --> 00:47:38,600
who never felt anything but had this true love for this human.

1172
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:39,800
It's bad.

1173
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:40,900
No, I don't know.

1174
00:47:40,900 --> 00:47:45,200
It's I can't tell if it's in a three-way tie or what?

1175
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:45,600
Oh, yeah.

1176
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:48,900
What are your three worst ones at this point at this moment?

1177
00:47:48,900 --> 00:47:50,200
Oh, I just answered this.

1178
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:53,300
Well, the Schraders and then left behind.

1179
00:47:53,300 --> 00:47:54,300
Oh, not for me.

1180
00:47:54,300 --> 00:47:58,200
For me, it's left behind this and Bangkok Dangerous.

1181
00:47:58,200 --> 00:47:59,800
We haven't gotten to Bangkok Dangerous yet.

1182
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:03,100
I've seen it and I know it's terrible.

1183
00:48:03,100 --> 00:48:08,500
It's only in here because you thought it was funny to veto me saying don't put it in.

1184
00:48:08,500 --> 00:48:09,600
Yeah, it is funny.

1185
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:12,400
It's you're not going to feel that way when you've seen the movie.

1186
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:15,400
Yeah, patrons, you get to listen to episode zero at some point.

1187
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:17,700
You can hear our logic on how we got here.

1188
00:48:17,700 --> 00:48:20,700
I don't remember any of this question time.

1189
00:48:20,700 --> 00:48:23,500
What was Nick Cage's next film?

1190
00:48:23,500 --> 00:48:31,400
He was asked if all his time up on that girder filming that scene with Franz was was practice for Superman.

1191
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:35,300
He was actively being interviewed and questioned about Superman at this point.

1192
00:48:35,300 --> 00:48:38,800
We all joke about it as if it was like this would have been a weird thing that happened.

1193
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:42,300
Forgetting that this was a big fucking deal when he was cast.

1194
00:48:42,300 --> 00:48:44,400
This was prime Superman Cage.

1195
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:48,100
Yeah, well, they were starting to work up like costume tests and everything for that too.

1196
00:48:48,100 --> 00:48:53,600
Yeah, I didn't realize it was at that that year, but this was kind of like the height of his.

1197
00:48:53,600 --> 00:49:01,100
Yeah, this really was the peak and then there's the big dip coming up and then the resurgence.

1198
00:49:01,100 --> 00:49:06,100
Yeah, so I do have one more quote from the interview for Kiss of Death.

1199
00:49:06,100 --> 00:49:14,200
It was difficult for me because I was playing it in a much more constrained way than my natural way or inclination to perform.

1200
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:18,100
Like he's always been a weirdo and he knows he's actually like a fucking weirdo.

1201
00:49:18,100 --> 00:49:20,800
That's fair. That's fine. I can respect that. I can respect it too.

1202
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:28,100
Like my assumption was just like all this weird energy, but he's always tried to be weird and I respect it so much more.

1203
00:49:28,100 --> 00:49:33,000
So at this point guys, what wins the Kiss of Death?

1204
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:38,600
The Nick Cage movie or the movie starring David Caruso?

1205
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:43,600
Well, it's starring David Caruso, but he's like number three male billing.

1206
00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:51,500
He did get the and. I mean, if you look at like screen time, it's Caruso, Jackson, Nicholas Cage.

1207
00:49:51,500 --> 00:49:53,900
Oh, yeah. No, I mean, so is that the answer?

1208
00:49:53,900 --> 00:49:56,500
Yeah, I mean one of them he pulls out a great performance.

1209
00:49:56,500 --> 00:50:01,500
One of them he doesn't. He pulls out his meaty dork. He did get his dork out.

1210
00:50:01,500 --> 00:50:05,600
Yeah. Okay, we're going to we're going to frame by frame this and we're going to see a modesty sock.

1211
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:09,400
I don't know. I think that was a dong.

1212
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:13,800
So a potential new segment this week in Cage, the Renfield.

1213
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:17,300
The Renfield trailer. Renfield trailer looks fucking awesome.

1214
00:50:17,300 --> 00:50:20,400
I am so excited for this film. That's all I have to say about it right now.

1215
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:24,300
It's amazing. I forgot we were going to do this and I should have rewatched it.

1216
00:50:24,300 --> 00:50:28,300
But Aquafina Holt, Harold Holt.

1217
00:50:28,300 --> 00:50:31,800
No, Nicholas. Nicholas Holt. Harold Holt was Captain Holt.

1218
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:33,800
Captain. Oh, there's your connection.

1219
00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:35,600
Ah, Andre Brower.

1220
00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:39,200
Andre Brower. No, just I did not know what to expect to this film.

1221
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:41,600
I didn't realize this is going to be an action comedy.

1222
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:43,200
Oh, yeah. And oh, yeah.

1223
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:48,100
From all the photos and stuff of him, like walking around Top Hatty and stuff like that is like,

1224
00:50:48,100 --> 00:50:52,300
what is this going to be? It's an action film.

1225
00:50:52,300 --> 00:50:53,800
Yeah, it looks great. Take this.

1226
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:57,700
I can't my words are not wording.

1227
00:50:57,700 --> 00:50:59,900
I don't know. I have a stroke.

1228
00:50:59,900 --> 00:51:02,000
If you are, I wish you'd share.

1229
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,300
That's a masturbation joke.

1230
00:51:04,300 --> 00:51:08,000
Give me a handy buddy. Goodbye, everybody.

1231
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:09,000
No, it looks fucking great.

1232
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:14,300
Nicholas Holt Renfield goes to a support group for people in bad relationships,

1233
00:51:14,300 --> 00:51:19,600
trying to get some support and from a group from a group.

1234
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:25,400
And then it's like this guy controls my life and don't know.

1235
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:28,200
I I honestly don't know what's going on in my brain today.

1236
00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:30,700
It's bad. I'm fucking you got the brains.

1237
00:51:30,700 --> 00:51:34,500
Don't worry. I got a case of the brains, guys.

1238
00:51:34,500 --> 00:51:36,800
You got to start drinking coffee before these.

1239
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:38,600
Yeah, don't drink the Sparkle buddies.

1240
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:39,900
Well, do both. Yeah.

1241
00:51:39,900 --> 00:51:41,100
Oh, put them together.

1242
00:51:41,100 --> 00:51:42,900
We talked about switching to four local.

1243
00:51:42,900 --> 00:51:46,800
Actually, I suggested it and Sean said no, like the classic four local.

1244
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:50,100
Can you still get it? No, but you can get what they have.

1245
00:51:50,100 --> 00:51:52,600
I told you about my four local experience.

1246
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:55,200
Please do now.

1247
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:58,100
So back when I was working in a bar, I was working in the kitchen

1248
00:51:58,100 --> 00:52:03,400
and it was at the time when four local got, you know, put down

1249
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:09,100
and our rep from the alcohol distributor came through

1250
00:52:09,100 --> 00:52:12,000
and he was just like, oh, here's this and that.

1251
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:13,200
Here's all your stuff.

1252
00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:18,600
And do you guys want like some four local because I can't sell them anymore.

1253
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:21,500
We were like me and the kitchen manager were just standing there.

1254
00:52:21,500 --> 00:52:22,900
We're like, fuck. Yeah.

1255
00:52:22,900 --> 00:52:26,500
So he brings us like four flats of four local.

1256
00:52:26,500 --> 00:52:28,600
So you direct them over a camping weekend, right?

1257
00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:31,200
No, we proceeded to throw a house party that night.

1258
00:52:31,500 --> 00:52:35,500
And like the kitchen managers doing trust falls off of his roof

1259
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:37,900
because he's so jacked up on these things.

1260
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:40,700
It was just awesome.

1261
00:52:40,700 --> 00:52:43,500
I'm pretty sure there was people like punching each other in the face

1262
00:52:43,500 --> 00:52:46,700
just to see if they could feel a new page around here.

1263
00:52:46,700 --> 00:52:48,200
We can get over $200 a month.

1264
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:50,500
We'll do a bunch of four local and record a podcast.

1265
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:53,300
That's fair. I think that's a reasonable thing.

1266
00:52:53,300 --> 00:52:56,000
So nothing else on either of these movies.

1267
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:57,000
I enjoy a romp.

1268
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:58,000
I enjoy a caper.

1269
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,800
And I got that from Kiss of Death, even though it was kind of like

1270
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:04,800
it felt more like a made for TV movie or that's a perfect way to

1271
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:07,800
extend an episode of like NYPD Blue.

1272
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:11,300
I was real disappointed in David Caruso when he said that

1273
00:53:11,300 --> 00:53:14,300
boosting a car in 90 seconds was a good thing.

1274
00:53:14,300 --> 00:53:16,800
60 seconds. That's all we need.

1275
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:19,300
I have one more thing to say about Kiss of Death.

1276
00:53:19,300 --> 00:53:23,300
Omar apparently has a phobia of the color red.

1277
00:53:23,300 --> 00:53:24,300
It's his bad luck color.

1278
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:30,300
That's actually my favorite Caruso response was when Little Jr.

1279
00:53:30,300 --> 00:53:32,300
is like, what about you?

1280
00:53:32,300 --> 00:53:35,300
You got a problem with the color red and Caruso is just like walking

1281
00:53:35,300 --> 00:53:37,800
away is like, what do I look like a fucking interior designer?

1282
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:39,300
I don't give a shit what color it is.

1283
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:41,300
It's like awesome.

1284
00:53:41,300 --> 00:53:43,300
That is the fucking best response.

1285
00:53:43,300 --> 00:53:45,300
Yeah, like who fucking cares?

1286
00:53:45,300 --> 00:53:46,300
It's a fucking car.

1287
00:53:46,300 --> 00:53:50,800
Next time we've got in the fucking weird zone, Vampire's Kiss

1288
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:54,800
and Between Worlds, we will have guests for that episode and the one

1289
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:58,800
following and then back to just the three of us for a little bit.

1290
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:00,800
Is this the episode where you learn about the alphabet?

1291
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:01,800
Yes.

1292
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:02,800
Yes.

1293
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:05,800
So we've learned acronyms and now we'll learn the alphabet.

1294
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:06,300
Yep.

1295
00:54:06,300 --> 00:54:06,800
We got it.

1296
00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:07,800
Beautiful.

1297
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:09,800
But yeah, you know, thank you for listening.

1298
00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:11,800
Please rate, review, subscribe.

1299
00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:12,800
Oh, you forgot.

1300
00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:15,800
If anybody's interested in watching this, please subscribe.

1301
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:19,800
If you're interested in watching these movies, you'll have to come to my house.

1302
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:20,800
Yes.

1303
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:24,800
If you want to pay for the premium tier, you can watch it at Nick's house.

1304
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:26,800
No, you can stand outside the windows.

1305
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:28,800
While Nick watches you.

1306
00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:29,800
Watching the movie.

1307
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:30,800
Yeah.

1308
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:33,800
But you can support us on Patreon if you are so inclined.

1309
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:35,800
That's at patreon.com slash cage match.

1310
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:41,800
And as always, thank you to our Sparkle buddies, Josh, Sean, Josie, Rico and Matt.

1311
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:45,800
And our sole inner cage sponsor, Ira.

1312
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:51,800
And special thanks to our newest Sparkle buddy, Adam, former guest and fan of the show.

1313
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:52,800
Thank you.

1314
00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:56,800
We can safely lay all of the blame of this show at your feet.

1315
00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:57,800
Thank you all.

1316
00:54:57,800 --> 00:55:00,800
Fuck you for doing this to us.

1317
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:01,800
Love you.

1318
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:03,800
Bye bye.

1319
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:10,800
Bye.

1320
00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:11,800
Bye.

1321
00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:17,800
Well, until lawyers get involved and we get the C-section.

1322
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:20,800
Come at me fucking Coppola.

1323
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:21,800
Really?

1324
00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:22,800
Yeah.

1325
00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:23,800
Fuck him.

1326
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:25,800
You want that to be the hill we die on?

1327
00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:27,800
You know what we'll say to him?

1328
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:29,800
Bye bye.

1329
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:30,800
Yeah.

1330
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:34,800
We'll come back to Trucker Tahoe.

1331
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:35,800
Oh yeah.

1332
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:36,800
Fucking ass racer cash.

1333
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:38,800
Well, I'm going to Reno.

1334
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:42,800
Looks like you're going downtown, big guy.

1335
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:44,800
That's the sound.

1336
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:46,800
Keep it in.

1337
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:51,800
He leaves her Hemingway book.

1338
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:54,800
When she goes to the library to figure out who did you just like mute me?

1339
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:55,800
Okay.

1340
00:55:55,800 --> 00:56:05,800
Peter just turned to knob and I'm like, you dick.