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Oh, God. Oh, my God.

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It would be not a cage match without the christening of a fucking Sparkle Buddy going off.

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Also, speaking of Sparkle Buddies, thanks for being patrons and hooray

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for our new top level tier patron.

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Not sure what that is.

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Yeah, Ira stepped on your name.

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We're really appreciative of that.

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We don't know what we're giving you for being in that tier.

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Thank you, Ira.

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Also, get fucked, Rico. Now someone pays us more than you.

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I don't want to hear shit anymore.

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I'm going to cut that.

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Suck it. Suck it, Sean.

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No, I promised I promised Rico a shout out where I was going to talk mad shit about him today.

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Oh, did you really? Yes.

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Oh, then definitely we're keeping that in.

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How many how many patrons are you guys up to now?

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We've got five patrons.

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Oh, lovely. So they covered.

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Is it five? I don't know.

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We got more than that. No, six. We've got six.

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Yeah. Yeah. Because there's that Matt guy.

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Yeah, Matt. Yeah.

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Just talk dismissively about our patrons.

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Yeah. Now we got who fucking cares.

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The people we like.

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And then there's that Matt guy.

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And now we got Ira. Thanks, Matt.

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Yeah. Fuck you, Jeremy.

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I don't think Jeremy listens.

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I sort of feel like.

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Wait, my friend, Jeremy, he does not.

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Yeah, see.

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Neither does Andy.

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I'm sad about that one.

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He'll catch up one day on a road trip.

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Yeah. I don't know.

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Andy listens to us talk all the time.

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That's true. He's he's done his time.

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We don't give our best content.

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No, that's right. Podcast.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah. Sorry, everybody.

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I wish I could just be talking about eating ass for everybody here.

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But listen, man, you can talk about eating ass.

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Just going to get cut.

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Didn't we talk about it last episode?

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Well, we did.

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Yeah. You and me, we did talk about eating ass and drinking piss.

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Oh, yeah.

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What fucking millennials.

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So, OK, for everyone who's listening to this,

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I had covid for the last episode, so they do a special episode about me.

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And I'm just hearing all of this now.

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OK, this has to do with the previous movie.

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What was that one called?

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The Humanity Bureau. OK.

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You know, I was really worried that, you know, I wasn't I was going to listen

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that like, man, do I not provide any of this podcast?

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And apparently I do, which is to not talk about drinking piss and eating ass.

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Listen, man, you would have been right there drinking piss with us.

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I mean, I'm constantly down to talk about eating ass and drinking piss.

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Just usually I'm not miked for it.

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I think this might be our strongest episode yet.

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Yeah, we're already pretty good. Let's wrap it up.

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I'd like to thank our guest, Eric.

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He was fantastic today.

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Wait, we're not there yet.

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Fuck you, Eric. Shut up. Shut up.

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All right. Hello. Welcome back to Cage Match.

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Colon, a roundabout way of meeting Nicolas Cage.

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I am Sean here with Nick. I'm Nick.

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And hi, I'm producer Peter.

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And we have a special guest today, our buddy.

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My name is Eric. I did covid too.

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Yeah, Eric and I were covid buddies.

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Yeah. How was how was covid for you guys?

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Great. Ten out of ten. Good covid.

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It was my first covid. Same.

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Well, a great job holding out this far.

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But I had a hell of a run.

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It was it was fun.

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I wished my family away and they stayed gone.

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Yeah, you have a reverse family, man.

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I did. It was great.

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I started with the family and I ended up in my apartment in the city.

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I don't know what to make of all this.

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I thought we gave up talking about conspiracy theories with the 9-11 episode.

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Bringing all your covid crap in here.

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So today's today we have Eric on to talk about his favorite holiday movie,

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The Family Man.

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You know, it is.

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Which he just got done bagging on to a second ago.

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So this is going to be great.

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We're going to have him recreate it since the microphone wasn't on yet.

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Yeah, it's not as great as what I remember.

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I'm not as excited at you know, after rewatching a couple of times.

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What since I jumped in last week before we were supposed to record.

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Got to rewatch again this morning.

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It's a good it's a good movie.

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It's just there's not it's not that exciting.

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but they just never do it.

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So we're talking about that.

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And Peggy Sue got married to pseudo wishful time travel films.

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Yeah. So I mean, what I'm thrilled about is that it really does open us up

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to the concept of multiple timelines in the NCU.

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So really anything fucking goes.

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It's phase four, baby.

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This theory works.

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Early and mid late well mid career early and mid career.

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Similar premise that just happened to pan out with the seating.

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And again, just another weird everything kind of lines up situation.

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Speaking of the seating, Peter, what are we doing here again?

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Right. So cage match.

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This is a roundabout way of meeting Nicolas Cage, wherein Nick and Sean

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are going to evaluate 64 Nicolas Cage movies head to head.

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March Madness style, whatever you want to call it.

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And we will determine the best cagey is most enjoyable rewatchable movie

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that we possibly want to do.

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And by the end of it, we're going to watch our favorite movie with Nicolas Cage.

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Oh, I like how this is escalated.

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Yeah, now I have to say that every time.

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I thought we were just going to get tattoos of the movie poster on our butts.

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But oh, yeah, I mean, yeah.

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Well, I know you're in Peter.

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It'll be your first tattoo.

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I'm into that.

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Awesome. All right.

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Now there's stakes.

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Yeah, it's going to be really weird when we meet Nick Cage now.

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What's going to be super weird, especially because mine's a face tattoo.

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Oh, no face on the face.

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You need the face off tattoo with the with the crack being the split.

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Oh, that would be amazing.

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That's actually pretty good. Yeah.

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So Eric, what's the family man about?

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We start off with Nick Cage and T.

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Leon. I'm terrible.

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So Nicolas Cage plays Jack Campbell and T.

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T. Leonie plays Kate Reynolds.

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There you go. They're at the airport when they're college sweethearts.

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He's about to go off to London.

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She begs him to stay.

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He goes on.

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Cut to Nick Cage apartment in the city.

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Not tidy, tidy blackies is what he's wearing.

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The power undies.

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Oh, yeah. Oh, while he's singing opera. Absolutely.

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Hell, yeah. Living his best life.

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I mean, he's just he did still keep it tight.

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I'll give him that. Yeah.

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He's in a penthouse.

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What is far as Nick Cage bodies are concerned?

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Harry. This was my first note from this movie.

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Sternenbush.

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It's bad.

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We're tracked.

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We track these films based on the amount of chest hair Nick Cage has.

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You guys really don't want to see the spreadsheets that I keep.

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So what? Nick?

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Nick is what is Christmas?

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He's brokering a big deal at his firm.

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He's he's the president of the company or something along that line.

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He's he's at least number two behind the behind the old man.

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They break from the big Christmas meeting.

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Hey, you know, yes, we're working on Christmas, but we're going to make a lot of money

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and goes into Bodega to get some eggnog to dribble on his.

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He's going to dribble that on his lady later. Right.

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Oh, yeah. That was my favorite quote in this one actually was dribbling.

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Nog. Yeah.

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Well, so this woman is like he's oh, you should come back over tonight.

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He's oh, it's Christmas Eve.

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He goes, so I'll pour eggnog all over you.

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Right. But I didn't know he was going to like he goes to the bodega

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and he's like eggnog.

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You know, you don't make fresh eggnog for that.

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You don't go out of your way for that one.

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Some people do.

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And yeah, and I think you should, because that's the good stuff.

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But she wasn't really worth it, I don't think.

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OK, so he goes for the eggnog and that's when he runs into Don Chidell,

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who is cash.

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Captain Planet is Captain Planet.

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Sketch was the best.

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I don't know if you guys remember that.

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I did. Tree tree.

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You're a tree.

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They're all trees.

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So what Don Cheadle is trying to cash his lotto ticket.

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His name's cash.

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He's dressed like I thought he was trying to reaffirm stereotypes.

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He was. That's why he was dressed like Jamie Kennedy in Malibu's Most Wanted.

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There's a reference for you. That'll date us.

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Which was great.

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We're all almost 40.

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Nick Cage comes in there, saves the day.

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He's never a bad guy, right?

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Why does he save the day?

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Because he's going to cash his lotto ticket and the Asian bodega owners have a problem with that.

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Yeah, he gets a racism and he's not allowed to cash his lotto ticket because of the racisms.

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In their defense, he does pull his gun immediately.

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Really quick.

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Smoke your blunt first.

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And then, you know, he's got the cigar handy.

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I feel like this is an opportune time to mention this movie was directed by Brett Ratner.

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Yeah. Famous of the Rush Hours.

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Okay, I thought he also did Malibu's Most Wanted.

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Oh, no, he's just a terrible human being.

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I don't know. I love the Rush Hour movies.

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I do too, but Brett Ratner is not a good person.

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But Rush Hour.

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Allegedly.

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That's how you can get Nick on board anytime.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's wiggle room.

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Allegedly.

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So Nick Cage stops the violence.

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He wasn't going to rob the place.

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He just wanted to cash his lotto ticket.

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But he was going to go buck wild, I think.

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And that's when Don Cheadle, he hints that he's magic at that point.

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And he's like, you got something coming.

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You got something coming, Jack.

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He hints that he's magic?

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Yeah.

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Well, so Jack, like, you're not wrong.

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I mean, Jack's like, you know, you shouldn't be doing this.

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You should be like, if you work real hard, you can make something yourself.

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And he does the whole white savior thing.

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And Cash is just like, oh, you're trying to save me?

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You got everything?

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And Cage is like, yeah, I got everything.

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And it's like, all right.

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Well, remember, you asked for it.

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Yeah, totally.

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Then he goes to sleep that night, wakes up in someone else's bed.

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He's got a wife.

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The kids run around, full chaotic family situation.

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It's Christmas day.

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What if?

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I'm just going to ask this question into the wind.

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What if instead of seeing his life, if he had stayed with Kate or come back,

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not gone to London, what if he just traded places with Don Cheadle?

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And then we got a movie of Nick Cage just gang banging and living the struggle

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while Don Cheadle gets to drive around the Ferrari.

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So you're like trading places.

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You're just talking trading places?

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Yeah.

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I mean, if we have to talk about trading places or Scrooge,

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we're pretty much just talking about Scrooge at the moment.

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OK.

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His assistant when he's still like the big hotshot executive.

254
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Oh, with the Mark Davis hair.

255
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Yes, exactly.

256
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That's Mary Beth Hurt, who formerly was married to William Hurt,

257
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but then married Paul fucking Schrader.

258
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Oh, gross.

259
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So that's it's a trader returns.

260
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That explains the haircut.

261
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She can't afford a better one.

262
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That was a five million dollar haircut.

263
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That's the budget.

264
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Well, what?

265
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So where were we?

266
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We're in a family scene.

267
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

268
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Nick Cage is gang banging downtown.

269
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Yes.

270
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So wakes up in a house in Jersey,

271
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which is terrifying for a man in the city.

272
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Terrifying for anyone, really.

273
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I mean, I've been to the New York airport.

274
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That's my entire Jersey experience.

275
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It's the worst airport that I've ever been to.

276
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Hayden agrees.

277
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He understands.

278
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Is Hayden a patron?

279
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No.

280
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OK, we we actively bleep his name out.

281
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Yeah.

282
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He's had enough chances to be whacked out.

283
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Yeah.

284
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Ever since ever since he like stood behind me while I was watching

285
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a leave in Las Vegas, he's persona non grata on this podcast.

286
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Nick Cage wakes up in Jersey, freaks out, doesn't like it, runs off.

287
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He's gone all of Christmas, which doesn't go over well with the family.

288
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Tries to go to his old apartment.

289
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Everybody's you're crazy.

290
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He runs into Cash again in the Ferrari.

291
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Cash has his Ferrari.

292
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Has Nick Cage's Ferrari.

293
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Shows him, tells him the rules.

294
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You're going for a glimpse.

295
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You get a little trip back to see what how things could have been.

296
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And what?

297
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Then he gets to live his life in Jersey for a little bit.

298
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He hates it at first, comes around, finds it fulfilling at the end,

299
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and then doesn't want to go back to the playboy lifestyle is is the long and short.

300
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Yeah.

301
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Yeah.

302
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That's the film.

303
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And it has just as many jokes as that synopsis.

304
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They don't do much.

305
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They don't lean into the comedy aspect of the weird like body swap.

306
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They really could do a lot more with that.

307
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I agree.

308
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So here's my immediate question.

309
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I can't think about body swabbing without penis swapping technology anymore.

310
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Yeah.

311
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Genital swap.

312
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Speaking of which.

313
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All right.

314
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I'll just talk about this now.

315
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Travolta was supposed to play this role at one point.

316
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They have the same penis as we've discovered in episode one.

317
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Yeah.

318
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At least in girth and length.

319
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Do you guys have have you guys ever met your penis twin?

320
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I'm sorry.

321
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What?

322
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Identical dicks.

323
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You've never.

324
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I dictical.

325
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Polydictal.

326
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No, that's what you get as a thumb.

327
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Oh, Jesus.

328
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I don't like that.

329
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How utilitarian it would become.

330
00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:34,640
No, I think if anything, I just want like a hand on my chest.

331
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I think that's what I want.

332
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Because then it could like hold my phone for me and simplifies everything.

333
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Sandwich hand.

334
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I thought you meant that in like a tender way.

335
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Someone just touching your chest.

336
00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:47,640
No, no.

337
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Just growing out of my sternum to help while I'm lacking off.

338
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I mean, sorry, quacking off.

339
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Family podcast here.

340
00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:56,640
Oh, yeah, absolutely.

341
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This is definitely for the youth.

342
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Yeah.

343
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So, but no, my question about any of these movies is there's been a Jack has been raising

344
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a wife and kids.

345
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The daughters, the only clue is into that this Jack isn't her dad.

346
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What happened to that track in the meantime?

347
00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:17,640
So is this a parallel universe or is it is it just like a coma dream?

348
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I think it's more coma dream.

349
00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:20,640
Yeah.

350
00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:22,640
So there are no consequences to his behavior.

351
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No, those kids only on his soul out of existence when he went back to his real life in the

352
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city, right?

353
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The kids were just no longer a thing.

354
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It was a fever dream.

355
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:37,640
Which is, you know, and he leaned into that a little bit when he tried to do the affair

356
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with with the lady that's always given him the eyes at the Christmas party.

357
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Evelyn Evelyn Evelyn.

358
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Yes.

359
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He's like, Evelyn, give give me give me her exact address.

360
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I'm going to start my affair now.

361
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,640
I do love how he said that.

362
00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:55,640
Also, I love that Jeremy Piven is not the douchiest person in the movie.

363
00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:57,640
No, he is zero, bro.

364
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He's a good friend.

365
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He's there.

366
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What are you doing?

367
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You're going to mess up a good thing.

368
00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:06,640
Whereas, like, if any of you wanted to start an affair, I'd be like, let's do this.

369
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I need this for you.

370
00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:09,640
Let's let's make it happen.

371
00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:14,640
Eric has lived vicariously through a couple of fair adjacent things I've been involved

372
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with.

373
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It's definitely all the excitement in my life.

374
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Don Cheadle is a magical black man.

375
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Oh, good.

376
00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:23,640
I'm glad you said it.

377
00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:24,640
Yes, he is a magical black man.

378
00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:25,640
I thought someone already said it in this podcast.

379
00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:28,640
I thought we were tiptoeing around the fact that he's black.

380
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He does make magic.

381
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I mean, is Don Cheadle not black?

382
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You don't get to ask those questions anymore.

383
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This is the 21st century.

384
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Come on, man.

385
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This is all getting cut up.

386
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Almost certainly.

387
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:45,640
So Don Cheadle is a magical human.

388
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He's probably touched by an angel.

389
00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:52,640
Yeah, they didn't really what?

390
00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:54,640
He's not he's not an angel.

391
00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:58,640
He says, Jack, this impressed people high up in the organization.

392
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It's just like, I don't know, he's just in like a super he's just got a supernatural

393
00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:03,640
job.

394
00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:04,640
It's got some great perks.

395
00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:07,640
He gets to drive other people's Ferrari use.

396
00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:09,640
You know, he gets to punk their asses in their Ferraris.

397
00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:11,640
Yeah, he probably works for the TVA.

398
00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:15,640
And this is actually tying Nick Cage into the MCU.

399
00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:17,640
I got you know, there's variants and stuff.

400
00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:18,640
I got it.

401
00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:19,640
Yeah, we're there.

402
00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:20,640
It's a low key thing.

403
00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:21,640
MCU, NCU.

404
00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:23,640
Yeah, it gets confusing now.

405
00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:26,640
Yeah, it was never confusing before, but it's confusing now.

406
00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:28,640
Now that Nicholas Cage is involved.

407
00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:31,640
Oh, an all Nicholas Cage movie.

408
00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:34,640
Just Tyler Perry's the shit out of it.

409
00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:38,640
Back in our running days, what was the the movie universe we wanted to make with all

410
00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:40,640
the Rob Schneider characters?

411
00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:41,640
The Schneider verse.

412
00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:46,640
Yeah, everything is a Schneider Schneider cut the animal, the hot chick.

413
00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:49,640
Eric, why did you like this movie?

414
00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:50,640
What?

415
00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:55,640
Yeah, what originally made you so interested in this was a Christmas movie that my brother

416
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,640
and I would enjoy together every year.

417
00:16:57,640 --> 00:17:02,640
And my brother, who is a crazy person, just loved it, loved it more than anybody else.

418
00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:05,640
So so I don't know, we'd get together, we'd watch this movie.

419
00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:09,640
And over the years, just really built up, built it up in our heads that it was bigger

420
00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:12,640
cage, that it was more cagey than than it was.

421
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,640
But it's really not.

422
00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:17,640
It's just kind of like, it's a solid family film.

423
00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:20,640
It's also a solid two hours, which it didn't need to be.

424
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:21,640
Yeah, absolutely.

425
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:26,640
But like, I don't know, you know what he learned lessons, they were valuable.

426
00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:29,640
He, you know, found out what he wanted in life.

427
00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:34,640
I feel like he was forced to find something in life that he was fine not having.

428
00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:38,640
Because as soon as he wakes up in Jersey, the first thing that happens is a giant dog

429
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:43,640
jumps on the bed, and then two kids come into the room screaming, jumping up and down.

430
00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:44,640
It's Christmas. It's Christmas.

431
00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:49,640
And all I can think is, this man has made every right decision up until this point.

432
00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:52,640
Don Tito's character is an asshole.

433
00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:55,640
I'm also the only single person at this table.

434
00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:59,640
I'm just saying his life in the city seemed so much better than before he had kids.

435
00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:00,640
Well, right.

436
00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:05,640
And he spends most of the most of the film just trying to get back to life in the city,

437
00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:07,640
try and integrate it into the family life.

438
00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:09,640
Can I can I have both things?

439
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:11,640
Tries that out. It doesn't work.

440
00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:15,640
Because mainly T. Leon was being manipulative there.

441
00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:17,640
That was one of my favorite quotes. It was great.

442
00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:19,640
She's like, I support you, Jack.

443
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:23,640
If you need the kids to give up a life that they love.

444
00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,640
Oh, yeah. Good dig.

445
00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:28,640
I was like, oh, man, this is a trap, Jack.

446
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:31,640
Don't do it. Don't bite. Don't bite.

447
00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:33,640
I got a question for you guys.

448
00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:36,640
There's a lot of pajamas in this movie.

449
00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:38,640
Pro anti pajama.

450
00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:42,640
I got a question for you guys real quick before we answer that.

451
00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:45,640
Pajamas or pajamas?

452
00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:47,640
I just go with PJs.

453
00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:49,640
I'm not going to pick a set.

454
00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:51,640
I would say pajamas, but I don't know why.

455
00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:54,640
I do like pajamas because I like saying pajama.

456
00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:56,640
Yeah, pajama.

457
00:18:56,640 --> 00:19:00,640
But if you say pajama, you can act more Jamaican,

458
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,640
which I know you've been trying to do.

459
00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:06,640
Yeah, no, it's the only person here with like skin pigmentation.

460
00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:08,640
That's you know what?

461
00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:10,640
Yeah, it's fine. I can say pajama.

462
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,640
Yeah, pajama.

463
00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:15,640
Because we get me canceled.

464
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:19,640
Because we hope you like pajama too.

465
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:21,640
Okay, what was your?

466
00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:24,640
Eric, what are you pajamas or pajamas?

467
00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:26,640
Before we get into this serious question.

468
00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:31,640
I want to be a pajama person, but I think I go with pajama.

469
00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:35,640
Okay, when I have to, but I'd like to change that.

470
00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:37,640
So what the fan?

471
00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:40,640
There was a lot of pajamas in this movie.

472
00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:42,640
There's a lot of pajamas.

473
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:46,640
It took them a while to get comfortable sleeping with the one that got away,

474
00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:48,640
which I thought was weird.

475
00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:51,640
This is your this is the one that got away.

476
00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:52,640
I apologize.

477
00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:54,640
She has the shower scene and he's just like, Oh, no.

478
00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:55,640
Yeah.

479
00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:59,640
I mean, she was really getting into it in that shower too.

480
00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:01,640
It was a little much.

481
00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:03,640
That ass crack is clean.

482
00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:08,640
She she was elbow deep scrubbing that thing out.

483
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:11,640
She was committing to the shower scene.

484
00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:14,640
She was frothing frothing that ass.

485
00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:16,640
It's no nothing.

486
00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:19,640
That ass is frothing.

487
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:21,640
Oh, yeah.

488
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:24,640
It makes a different sound when it's frothing.

489
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,640
More concerning one.

490
00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:28,640
So what in the end?

491
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:31,640
He doesn't want to go back to to real life.

492
00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:33,640
He has to go back to real life.

493
00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:35,640
The kids are dead at that point.

494
00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:36,640
Never existed.

495
00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:37,640
Fucking terrible.

496
00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:39,640
Yeah, it's really there.

497
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:40,640
It's children.

498
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:41,640
They both are and aren't.

499
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:44,640
You loved these things and they're gone.

500
00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:46,640
Yeah, never existed.

501
00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:48,640
Oh, I never could exist too at this point.

502
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:49,640
Oh, yeah.

503
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:52,640
No, that egg and those sperm are long dead.

504
00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:56,640
Left in the womb of some some barren flight attendant.

505
00:20:56,640 --> 00:21:00,640
Well, and that's where he goes back.

506
00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:01,640
He finds her.

507
00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:03,640
He finds her at the end.

508
00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:07,640
He convinces her not to get on a plane to go to Paris.

509
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:11,640
It has that great scene from every film pre 9-11.

510
00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:14,640
He just like shows up the airport and runs right to the gate.

511
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:15,640
Yeah, your speech.

512
00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:21,640
And man, I mean, hands off to her for not being like you are a crazy person.

513
00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:23,640
She did the same thing in the beginning.

514
00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:24,640
Well, right.

515
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:27,640
But he goes into this alternate life speech.

516
00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:28,640
It's like, oh, yeah.

517
00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:30,640
Well, that is a life we could have had together.

518
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:34,640
How about the guy who was like just over her shoulder through the whole thing?

519
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:38,640
And he's just kind of like side eyeing back at them like the fuck.

520
00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:42,640
Why am I still standing next to these crazy ass white people?

521
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:47,640
See, here's the only way that makes sense is if she also got a glimpse of like cash

522
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:48,640
pool double duty.

523
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:52,640
No, I think that she's just like, you've really thought about this.

524
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:56,640
We haven't talked in 13 years and suddenly you're talking about kids we never had.

525
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:58,640
And I'm about to go to Paris.

526
00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:00,640
No, I'll stay and have coffee.

527
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:01,640
He paints a pretty picture.

528
00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:03,640
I mean, does he?

529
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:04,640
Kind of.

530
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:07,640
But still, if I were her, I'd be like, he's crazy.

531
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:08,640
I'm getting on the plane.

532
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:09,640
Yeah, somebody takes him place.

533
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:14,640
He by like immediate when they first met and she's like, hey, maybe maybe you meet with

534
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:16,640
me in Paris, you know?

535
00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:17,640
Yeah.

536
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:19,640
If you're in Paris sometime, say hi.

537
00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:21,640
Yeah, I would have just gone on a plane.

538
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:22,640
Yeah.

539
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:25,640
The way he looked in that scene, too, it's like she obviously never expects him to be

540
00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:30,640
able to afford to go to Paris and like a car heart jacket and stuff like you are stuck

541
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,640
boots on laced and everything.

542
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:36,640
I like that when he entered that apartment, the first thing he does is he just knocks

543
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:40,640
over a thing of marbles and then there's movers like carrying a couch out.

544
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:43,640
And Kate's just like, oh, don't worry about the marbles.

545
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:44,640
And it's like, what?

546
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:46,640
I can worry about those marbles.

547
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:48,640
Those motherfuckers are going to die.

548
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:50,640
That was a perfect time for slapstick.

549
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:54,640
She clearly doesn't care about her employees because it's Christmas and she's making her

550
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:57,640
ex personal assistant like, well, that's not her employee.

551
00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:59,640
That's her ex employee.

552
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:01,640
You know what?

553
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:02,640
You're right.

554
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:03,640
I know.

555
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:06,640
That's why I do this podcast to be right at least once every other week.

556
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:07,640
The details, man.

557
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:08,640
Yeah.

558
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:10,640
What's your favorite quote from the film there?

559
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,640
Let me get to my note.

560
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:17,640
One of them was when he got the dirty talk wrong.

561
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:19,640
They're on the stairs.

562
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:21,640
They're about to do it.

563
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:22,640
They're covering cake.

564
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:23,640
Yeah.

565
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:26,640
And he goes with, you're a bad girl, baby.

566
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:31,640
You make me so hot, which I thought was a great try.

567
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:32,640
Yeah, it was good.

568
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:35,640
It's like that's I like that she gets like, what did you say?

569
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:36,640
Yeah, absolutely.

570
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:38,640
And he's just laying there like, you make me hot.

571
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:40,640
Yeah, that's hot.

572
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:42,640
Come on.

573
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:46,640
I'd say my favorite one is when he's back in his apartment in the minivan and like the

574
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:48,640
security guard isn't letting him in.

575
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:50,640
And Tony's a real day.

576
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:53,640
And then the woman he like the old lady he flirts with in the elevator.

577
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:54,640
Mr. Peterson.

578
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:56,640
Mr. Peterson's like, like, who are you?

579
00:23:56,640 --> 00:24:02,640
Who are you? Well, we're on the court, a co-op board together, Betty.

580
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:05,640
And we fought side by side for garbage disposals.

581
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:08,640
And every morning we share quasi sexual witty manner.

582
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:12,640
Yeah, it's weird, too, because she's just like an old lady.

583
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:18,640
It doesn't seem like something in character for him to even be making those passes at her

584
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:21,640
because he's just so up his own ass.

585
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:22,640
Yeah, I liked it, though.

586
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:23,640
It was fun.

587
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:24,640
Yeah, just like what?

588
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:26,640
You know, when you get a lot of me in on that.

589
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:28,640
And she's just like, you couldn't satisfy.

590
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:30,640
I think that's just what is what rich people do.

591
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:34,640
You can you can flirt like really aggressively, just like having a work flirt.

592
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:37,640
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

593
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:45,640
My favorite quote came after Cash gives Nick the little bell and he's like, what are you

594
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:46,640
going to come if I ring this?

595
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:48,640
And Cash just looks at him.

596
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:52,640
So he gets home and he's got the bell and he's standing in the kitchen and like things

597
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:54,640
aren't right and he's just like ringing the bell.

598
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:59,640
And then the little girl comes and like says, I like it and takes the bell.

599
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:00,640
She's on her new bike.

600
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:02,640
Yeah. And rides away on her bike.

601
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:04,640
And he's like, that's mine.

602
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:06,640
She took my bell.

603
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:09,640
It's like, you said defeated man.

604
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:10,640
Hey, I need that back.

605
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:18,640
Your bell that summons the magical Don Cheadle and you're better than me.

606
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:21,640
Everybody knows that I'm full of woke speak.

607
00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:22,640
Say sex worker, Nick.

608
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:23,640
Sex worker.

609
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:27,640
Oh, you're going to enjoy our sidebar episode.

610
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:30,640
I wish Don Cheadle could have been a could have been a pimp.

611
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:31,640
Oh, man.

612
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:33,640
I would win two on the nose.

613
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:34,640
I do.

614
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:36,640
I do like that when he's like first getting in with that.

615
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:42,640
If he had gone from gangbanger to pimp, it's just like, wait a minute to, you know, bodega

616
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:43,640
clerk.

617
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:45,640
I do like when he's first getting in with the kids though.

618
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,640
And he's just like, you're not going to start crying.

619
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:50,640
I don't think I can deal with that right now.

620
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:51,640
Yeah.

621
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:52,640
That little girl was cute.

622
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:53,640
Yeah.

623
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:54,640
She stole scenes.

624
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:55,640
Yeah.

625
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:58,640
No, this was this is definitely in the good kid camp along with handpan.

626
00:25:58,640 --> 00:25:59,640
Yeah.

627
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:00,640
Pan pan in this kid.

628
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:01,640
Pretty good.

629
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:04,640
Oh, I did have to see a little kid pee out of his penis though.

630
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:05,640
Oh, yeah.

631
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:06,640
That was authentic.

632
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:07,640
Yeah.

633
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:08,640
They were straight on.

634
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:09,640
Do that.

635
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:12,640
So did anyone find out how long he was glimpsing for?

636
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:13,640
It seemed like a long time.

637
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:14,640
Yeah.

638
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:15,640
It took him a while to learn his lesson.

639
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:16,640
Like the better part of it.

640
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:18,640
He did like most of a bowling league.

641
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:19,640
Yeah.

642
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:23,640
So it was eight weeks because it was between Christmas and it was right after Valentine's

643
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:24,640
Day.

644
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:28,640
That seems like an adequate amount of time to learn such a large life lesson.

645
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:31,640
Again, I don't learn things quickly.

646
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:35,640
He needed the lesson is that Jeremy Piven is a fucking bro.

647
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:36,640
Dude.

648
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:39,640
And how cool was his little like home bar and everything?

649
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:42,640
He had like little titty mugs and stuff like that in the back.

650
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:43,640
Yeah.

651
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:44,640
Jack was not adequately impressed.

652
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:45,640
Yeah.

653
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:46,640
Jack.

654
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:47,640
Man.

655
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:48,640
Jeremy's like, check this out.

656
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:49,640
This is a proper dude war.

657
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:50,640
Yeah.

658
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:53,640
And Jack is just like, yeah, yeah, cool.

659
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:54,640
Cool room.

660
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:55,640
Yeah.

661
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:56,640
Room guy.

662
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:57,640
Nice job, Arnie.

663
00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:58,640
Yeah.

664
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:02,960
I like when he leads off and like Nick Cage is looking kind of like out of place in the

665
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:07,760
room and he's just like, I had to move the Barka lounger.

666
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,640
People were saying it was too weird in the middle.

667
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:10,640
Okay.

668
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:15,640
That obviously that's why Nick Cage seems so out of place right now.

669
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:17,640
It's because the Barka lounger got moved.

670
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:21,640
So when Jeremy Piven is just trying to go and like hug his buddy, Nick Cage is like,

671
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,640
I'm going to fucking punch you.

672
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:24,640
Oh, yeah.

673
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:27,440
Dude, I thoroughly enjoy Jeremy Piven.

674
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:29,000
He could show up in just about anything.

675
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,720
And I'm like, all right, I know what I'm going to get here.

676
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:32,900
I didn't this time.

677
00:27:32,900 --> 00:27:34,200
This time he was different.

678
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:37,640
I rewatched the Entourage movie while I had COVID.

679
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:39,640
Oh, that's a choice.

680
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:40,640
It just happened.

681
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:41,640
I just the movie.

682
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:42,640
Absolutely.

683
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:45,640
You had brain fog for sure.

684
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:46,640
Oh, my goodness.

685
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:47,640
It wasn't a lot of fun facts.

686
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:48,640
No, there's really not much.

687
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:51,640
Like there was the Travolta connection, which I thought was interesting.

688
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:56,640
And yeah, eight weeks is how long he was in a coma.

689
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:58,640
Well, in a coma, he comes back on Christmas Day.

690
00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:01,640
So it's not like he was there was never an injury.

691
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:02,640
It was.

692
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:05,640
I'm just saying that's how most of these movies go, including our next one.

693
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,640
Piggy Sue got married.

694
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:08,640
Good segue.

695
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:09,640
Sean, the master of segues.

696
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:12,640
Amazing at segues.

697
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:14,640
You guys only have to do one movie without me.

698
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:16,640
You don't have to segue.

699
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:18,640
I feel like we still did have a segue in our episode.

700
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:20,640
Probably was.

701
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:24,640
So Peggy Sue got married starring Kathleen Turner as Peggy Sue.

702
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:27,640
Nicholas Cage is Charlie Bodell.

703
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:31,640
And that's really about it for main cast and Jim Carrey's on this.

704
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:33,640
There were a lot of people in this.

705
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:36,640
There were, but yeah, none that played like huge part.

706
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:39,640
Who was your favorite third player in this?

707
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:42,640
Because you mentioned there was Jim Carrey.

708
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:45,640
Who else did you who was your favorite?

709
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:47,640
I really connect additional cast with.

710
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:51,640
Oh, man, it was toss up between Michael and Richard for me.

711
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:57,640
Michael was such an intense artist and Richard.

712
00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:00,640
Kevin O'Connor, a dumb genius.

713
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:02,640
We do have Joan Allen back.

714
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:03,640
That was my picture.

715
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:06,640
I love Joan Allen, Archer's wife and face off.

716
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:07,640
Fuck yeah.

717
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:08,640
Yeah, like she's back.

718
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:11,640
And in Left Behind.

719
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:13,640
She was in Left Behind, too.

720
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:14,640
Yeah.

721
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:16,640
Remember, she was the wife who got abducted.

722
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:18,640
I mean, she didn't take it away.

723
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:19,640
Yeah.

724
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:23,640
I mean, she just complained about her daughter not being Christ loving enough

725
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:24,640
and then disappeared.

726
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:26,640
God bless you, Joan Allen.

727
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:30,640
He did and took her away.

728
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:32,640
So, yeah, that was a fun one.

729
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:34,640
I mean, like there's so many people on this.

730
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:35,640
Yeah.

731
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:36,640
This movie's got a lot of people.

732
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:37,640
So it's directed by Francis Ford Coppola.

733
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,640
So it's got Sophia Coppola in this.

734
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:41,640
That was my favorite.

735
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:44,640
Every movie she's in just proves more and more how she can not act.

736
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:45,640
She can't.

737
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:46,640
Oh, my God.

738
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:48,640
She's a great director or at least a fine director.

739
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:51,640
But she's a director as an actor.

740
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:52,640
I'm going to walk that one back.

741
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:53,640
Did she act in this one?

742
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:54,640
Did she?

743
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:56,640
Yeah, she was on a little bit.

744
00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:57,640
Oh, did she act?

745
00:29:57,640 --> 00:29:59,640
OK, that's a loaded question.

746
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:01,640
I'm just saying I don't really remember any lines.

747
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:02,640
Oh, no.

748
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:07,640
My favorite line of hers was when Peggy Sue comes back, sees Nancy,

749
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:12,640
the youngest Sophia's character, and she's like, oh, so happy and like hugging her

750
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:13,640
and everything.

751
00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:17,640
And Sophia is just like, teenagers are weird.

752
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:19,640
That was a great read.

753
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:20,640
That was actually really good.

754
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:23,640
That was actually better acted than Sophia Coppola.

755
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:24,640
Yeah, I know.

756
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:26,640
I bring this kind of energy to the table.

757
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:31,640
So the whole premise of this film is Peggy Sue is going to her 25th high school reunion.

758
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:33,640
Which is an odd number.

759
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:34,640
Yeah.

760
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:35,640
Do they do?

761
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:37,640
Is that did that used to be a thing?

762
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:41,640
I've never been invited to one, so I don't know what the actual.

763
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:42,640
I was going to ask about that.

764
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:45,640
You can probably get one every year if you really want to try.

765
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:46,640
Yeah.

766
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:52,640
So she goes to her 25th high school reunion, taken by her daughter, Helen Hunt.

767
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:53,640
So life's going great.

768
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:55,640
Her date's her daughter.

769
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:56,640
She just broke up.

770
00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:58,640
It's kind of like taking your mom to prom.

771
00:30:58,640 --> 00:30:59,640
Exactly.

772
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:02,640
Listen, man, you didn't have mom prom?

773
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:05,640
Mom prom rom com.

774
00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:09,640
Wait a minute, that implies they're going to get romantic later.

775
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:10,640
No, no.

776
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:13,640
These are the kind of adult documentaries I watch.

777
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:14,640
They're wingman.

778
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:16,640
We've all been on Pornhub.

779
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:18,640
So life isn't going well.

780
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:23,640
Her husband, Charlie, played by Nicholas Cage, plays it Charlie.

781
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:24,640
That's terrible.

782
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:26,640
Terrible impression of the.

783
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:28,640
God, he's so fucking bad.

784
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:30,640
Can we talk about the voice?

785
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,640
We will.

786
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:34,640
You're going to recap this first.

787
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:36,640
So her husband cheats on her.

788
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:38,640
She goes to her high school reunion.

789
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:40,640
He says he's not going to show up because it's so important to her.

790
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:48,640
He shows up and then she is around reunion queen and while on stage has a heart episode

791
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:51,640
and then wakes up back in high school.

792
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:57,640
I do like how they subvert the whole adults playing teenagers thing by just not even pretending

793
00:31:57,640 --> 00:31:59,640
that they're not adults playing teenagers in the film.

794
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:01,640
Oh, yeah. They just go for it.

795
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:03,640
Well, because they're adults at the beginning of the film.

796
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:08,640
I think they just made everybody look a little older for the beginning so that they could

797
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:11,640
just play their own age as teenagers later.

798
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:13,640
You know, it's like, well, you look younger.

799
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,640
I got to say, like I baby powder in here.

800
00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:16,640
Yeah, right.

801
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:21,640
I mean, it's hokey the way they do old aging, but there's a part of me that really appreciates

802
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:24,640
that versus like digital ageing or aging.

803
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:28,640
Yeah, I'm kind of I don't love the digital stuff.

804
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:30,640
But Disney has been really involved in.

805
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:32,640
Yeah. And you know what, Disney, you do you.

806
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:39,640
You don't want to see a geriatric Harrison Ford play a geriatric Harrison Ford who looks 20.

807
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:42,640
I mean, I'll take it because I fucking love the Indiana Jones movies.

808
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:50,640
But an 80 year old running doesn't look like a 20 year old running as evidenced in Nick Cage's fight scenes last week.

809
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:54,640
For those of you who aren't Sean and know what I'm talking about.

810
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,640
I haven't heard it yet. Sucker.

811
00:32:56,640 --> 00:33:05,640
But yeah, so she wakes up and she's back in high school in her senior year before she married Charlie and gets to do it all over again.

812
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:10,640
But knowing what the future holds, she invents pantyhose to try and make a quick buck.

813
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:13,640
She will. She spouts off all these ideas.

814
00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:16,640
I don't think she ever actually accomplishes anything.

815
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:21,640
She's I mean, the only thing that really matters is we have a reverse big situation where she sleeps with a teenager.

816
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:22,640
Fuck yeah.

817
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:27,640
OK, so because you because you brought up big now, I'm kind of I'm into this.

818
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:29,640
Hang on, hang on.

819
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:36,640
But the production's life of this movie is weird because it was in production for a really, really long time before it ended up going to Francis Ford Coppola.

820
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:42,640
And originally, it was going to be a Jonathan Deming movie, which would have been a very interesting, probably better movie.

821
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:45,640
Francis Ford Coppola made Jack. Yeah.

822
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:47,640
So it's kind of like the same thing.

823
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:57,640
Kind of. But then he ended up having these creative differences and then it went to Penny Marshall, who was the director of big and League of their own.

824
00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:00,640
Yeah. Oh, this was going to be her first like major film.

825
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:10,640
Right. And the reason I got to see that issue is the reason I got taken away from her is because the budget start to explode and producers were like, we don't trust an untested director to make this film.

826
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:13,640
I don't know why it even needs that much of a budget.

827
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:14,640
It's a good point.

828
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:22,640
I mean, what was this? What year was the vehicles like managing the fleet for that drastically different looking vehicles?

829
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:24,640
1986. OK, 86.

830
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:26,640
Well, they did some weird stuff for this film.

831
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:34,640
So in the scene where she's like in the car driving through her hometown, which was Petaluma in Santa Rosa, were used for this film.

832
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:39,640
When she was like in the car back in high school driving through the town, it was a local.

833
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:49,640
It was a San Francisco radio station on the radio and they paid the radio station to change their programming to fit what they wanted for the film.

834
00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:53,640
So that was a live broadcast in the film that she was listening to.

835
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:57,640
That's weird. Yeah, that seems so unnecessary.

836
00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:00,640
I know it's above and beyond for sure.

837
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:04,640
I mean, it's Coppola. Yeah, we should trust him because he made Jack.

838
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:11,640
And he also remember that time Robin Williams had to buy pornos for the first time in that movie.

839
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:16,640
He also asked. He also let his nephew play this character.

840
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:20,640
Yeah. So Peter, you wanted to talk about Nick Cage's voice choice in this film.

841
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:22,640
Yeah, please. Can we talk about that?

842
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:26,640
Because like the horny Muppet kind of aspect of it was really fucking me up.

843
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:28,640
I wrote down Proto Gary. Yeah.

844
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:30,640
So Nick Cage may have been playing one character his whole career.

845
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:38,640
He's got two voices. He's got bad Boston cop, which is for any regional like dialect.

846
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:42,640
And then he's got Gary voice for everything else.

847
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:46,640
And then Nick Cage. So yeah, he three voices.

848
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:50,640
I'm an arithmetician. He chose this voice.

849
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:58,640
He based it off pokey from the Gumby show, accentuated by the fact that he wore prosthetic teeth to have an overbite.

850
00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:01,640
These are good choices. I like it all.

851
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:07,640
Coppola wanted to fire his own nephew from this film and Cage convinced him that this was a good choice.

852
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:11,640
You know what? Peter, Peter warned me about the voice.

853
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:17,640
And once once I got hit in the face with it, at first I was like, given a benefit of the doubt.

854
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:20,640
It was like this, you know, he's doing a high school version of himself.

855
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:24,640
He's a high schooler.

856
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:29,640
And then but then at the end, he is an old man and he's still doing the same damn voice.

857
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:31,640
So that threw that right out the window.

858
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:36,640
Some of us don't get the convenience of like having our voices age.

859
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:38,640
Some of us are stuck like this forever.

860
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:44,640
So I didn't realize the Gumby connection and my note for Jim Carrey's first appearance in this was Jim Carrey.

861
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:46,640
So young, not yet gumbofied.

862
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:51,640
But then he does do that shoulder thing when he's talking to the nurse or whatever.

863
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:55,640
Oh, well, I mean, that was like in the beginning, wasn't that like in the blood drive?

864
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:58,640
Have you guys ever given blood? I got a blood drive story.

865
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:00,640
Yeah, go for it. Oh, man.

866
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:04,640
So in high school, we had a blood drive and it was in the library there at school.

867
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:08,640
So I went and it's the only time I've ever actually been able to give blood.

868
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:12,640
So I did it and I'm sitting there. I'm like, oh, man, this is pretty neat.

869
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:19,640
I've never done this before. Would it be cool if I held the bag and the nurse is like, oh, yeah, you can hold the bag.

870
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:23,640
And so I'm holding it and it's just filling up with my own blood in my hands.

871
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:26,640
And I'm looking quite hot. Yeah. I mean, it's weird.

872
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:32,640
It's you think it would come out body temperature and you wouldn't notice it, but it's much warmer.

873
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:36,640
But I guess if you pee on your hands, it's about the same to blood is pee.

874
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:41,640
And so I'm sitting there like looking at this bag filling up in my hands.

875
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:46,640
And I look across and there's this girl who like they were just putting her feet up

876
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:50,640
and there like the little towel for her head because she was having trouble.

877
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:53,640
And I was looking at her and then I looked down at my bag of blood.

878
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:59,640
Then I looked at her and I just like slowly put the bag of blood up on my face

879
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:07,640
and I just like pretended to not on the corner of it while it was still filling up with my blood.

880
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:13,640
And so she passed the fuck out. She just immediately fainted.

881
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:18,640
And I just went back to holding my blood bag and then the nurse came and like took care of the girl.

882
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:21,640
And then I had a cookie.

883
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:27,640
You were like a national treasure and a crime at the same time. I don't I don't get it.

884
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:30,640
Oh, I mean, in the national version, we see does commit crimes.

885
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:33,640
Yeah. So that's the only time I've given blood.

886
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:37,640
I have I've donated blood and then ran a foot race the next morning.

887
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:40,640
That was good. And that was the worst decision of my life.

888
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:45,640
Remember that time you thought you could go running after you had a vasectomy?

889
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:48,640
That was nearly the worst decision of your life.

890
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:51,640
Good thing you have a wife to set you straight.

891
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:55,640
I don't know. Maybe not. He went to bed on Christmas and when he woke up, she wasn't there.

892
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:57,640
Neither were his kids.

893
00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:01,640
It's true. I was home alone. I thought I broke my toe.

894
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:07,640
I almost locked myself out of the house when it was 11 degrees outside.

895
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:10,640
Yeah, it's dangerous not having a wife sometimes.

896
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:15,640
I think we could we could use Eric. We can remake home alone, but with like an adult man.

897
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:19,640
This actually tracks pretty well. You've got a little Culkin in you.

898
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:23,640
Oh, I just be in my PJs the whole time setting booby traps.

899
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:29,640
Oh, Marissa and the kids are terrified when they paint cans swinging from everywhere.

900
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:31,640
Yeah, it will be a more realistic story.

901
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:35,640
They actually come back from the airport when they're like, why the fuck isn't Eric here?

902
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:38,640
They go home to get you and it's already booby trapped.

903
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:42,640
And you're just beating the shit out of your wife without you knowing it.

904
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:44,640
Setting off fireworks in the house.

905
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:50,640
The local Facebook page is just going crazy where those fireworks are gunshots.

906
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:54,640
So Peggy's got my dog poop in my garbage again.

907
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:56,640
Peggy's got married. So she goes back in time.

908
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:57,640
The first thing you know, she's a high schooler.

909
00:39:57,640 --> 00:40:00,640
First thing she does is make herself a stiff drink.

910
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:02,640
Oh, yeah. She goes straight for the whiskey.

911
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:03,640
She goes straight for the liquor cabinet.

912
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:06,640
I like that. She's like, they're like, are you drunk?

913
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:08,640
And she's like, that would explain things.

914
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:10,640
She was like, it doesn't matter. I'm dead.

915
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:13,640
She got right into it the same way.

916
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:17,640
Nick Cage got right into it when he went to that Christmas party in the last movie.

917
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:18,640
Straight for the bourbon.

918
00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:21,640
Straight for the whiskey and just like two back to back.

919
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:25,640
I do give Nick Cage's character credit because it took him

920
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:28,640
it took almost eight weeks to finally sleep with his wife.

921
00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:33,640
And Peggy Sue as a 45 year old woman was immediately like, I'm going to sleep with a 17 year old kid.

922
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:38,640
Tried to get with Nick Cage and then he was like, I don't know if I can handle this.

923
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:41,640
OK, hang on. We got to talk about that scene because that's my favorite quote.

924
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:43,640
Oh, obvious.

925
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:46,640
Do you want to do a reading? I have it here.

926
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:48,640
Do you have the whole thing? Yeah.

927
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:50,640
Oh my god, I kind of do.

928
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:52,640
Wait, no, I have. OK, I have part of that.

929
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:55,640
So why don't you do you do that part?

930
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:59,640
So and then we all say the line together.

931
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:02,640
What you mean? You mean sex?

932
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:07,640
And of course, you want to have intercourse.

933
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:10,640
Last week, he said, what time is it?

934
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:12,640
Holy cow, it's late.

935
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:14,640
And then I don't have all the exact quotes.

936
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:18,640
She's like, oh, I have to bring out, bring out lucky Chucky.

937
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:20,640
Bring out the love machine.

938
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:23,640
You're throbbing thrill hammer.

939
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:25,640
Your thing. Oh, I don't remember that.

940
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:27,640
Yeah. You mean my way?

941
00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:30,640
You mean my way?

942
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:34,640
That's why in the movie, it was amazing.

943
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:41,640
And he's so terrified when he says it to my way.

944
00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:44,640
Just he made so many great choices in this film acting wise.

945
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:49,640
When he sneaks into a room later in the film, the yellow, he's got the sneaky fingers.

946
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:50,640
Oh, what the fuck was that?

947
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:53,640
He was going to put a pillow over her face.

948
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:55,640
I totally thought he was going with the pillow.

949
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:58,640
And then he takes her down in the basement.

950
00:41:58,640 --> 00:41:59,640
What's in the basement?

951
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:09,640
But no, when he's like he's on her like outside her window, like tiptoeing, and he's doing like these creepy, like, oh, yeah, extended, extended fingers like curling.

952
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:12,640
Sneaky fingers.

953
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:15,640
OK, we have to talk about her grandparents.

954
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:16,640
Yes. Her.

955
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:19,640
They mean the cult she gets almost sacrificed to.

956
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:22,640
I feel like that out of nowhere.

957
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:24,640
They were like, we need to end this movie.

958
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:25,640
Yeah.

959
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:27,640
We'll just like give her to her grandparents who just know what to do.

960
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:29,640
They're like, oh, this is fine.

961
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:30,640
We'll send it to the future.

962
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:32,640
We have Irish time travel.

963
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:33,640
I don't know.

964
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:37,640
That seems like a perfectly normal lodge activity.

965
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:43,640
I've experienced some lodge activities that had about the same amount of theatricality to them.

966
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:46,640
And I'm like, oh, yeah, it's not a lodge without a hat.

967
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:47,640
That's true.

968
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:56,640
They would perform these kind of just silly rituals as a reason to get together before they drink and watch stag movies.

969
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:58,640
They're still going to watch stag movies.

970
00:42:58,640 --> 00:42:59,640
Yeah. Play cards.

971
00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:01,640
Her grandfather did.

972
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:04,640
Why was that still the plan when his granddaughter was there?

973
00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:06,640
It's like, oh, my granddaughter is coming around.

974
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:13,640
We're going to do this weird little thing and then I'll bust out the pornos and start playing a little hold them.

975
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:14,640
She can sit in the car.

976
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:17,640
She can serve us drinks because it's the 60s or whatever.

977
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:18,640
No, I actually wrote this down.

978
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:19,640
They were going to play.

979
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:21,640
There's a lot of part cheesy talk.

980
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:23,640
And I wrote that down because I wrote down.

981
00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:25,640
I still don't know what part cheesy is.

982
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:30,640
Oh, it's the horniest game.

983
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:33,640
I don't know that we've actually talked about any of these movies.

984
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:35,640
Well, I was going to talk about something about this movie.

985
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:37,640
So, again, we have a reverse big.

986
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:41,640
So she she says, we told some jokes.

987
00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:43,640
She says it's pretty good for us.

988
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:45,640
She says in the future she had a crush on this one kid.

989
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:46,640
He's in a poetry.

990
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:47,640
He wears a leather jacket.

991
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:50,640
He drinks coffee at night and corners cafes.

992
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:55,640
He also had a burrito at Disneyland one time.

993
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:56,640
That was the smart.

994
00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:57,640
That was the smart kid.

995
00:43:57,640 --> 00:44:00,640
The smart kid was just like times like a burrito.

996
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:10,640
Michael was my favorite is as far as the time travel trysts that she went back to revisit because of his endgame.

997
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:11,640
Do you remember?

998
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:13,640
Oh, yeah, he wanted to live in a commune.

999
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:14,640
Yeah.

1000
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:15,640
Amory, baby.

1001
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:18,640
I've got this other chick, but I love how immediately he just gets upset.

1002
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:22,640
He goes like polygamy is legal in Utah.

1003
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:24,640
Not polyamory polygamy.

1004
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:25,640
Yes.

1005
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:26,640
He wanted sister wives.

1006
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:27,640
Absolutely.

1007
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:29,640
And she's like, you love having this was 1986.

1008
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:30,640
Sorry.

1009
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:32,640
You'll work together and I'll be happy.

1010
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:35,640
You can each darn one of my socks.

1011
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:37,640
That's half the work for each of you.

1012
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:39,640
I mean, that's a good deal.

1013
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:46,640
But yes, I like every guy she knew when she was trying to change her life in the past was just like, no, let's get married.

1014
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:47,640
You'll just be my wife.

1015
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:50,640
Yeah, that's what she was fated to do.

1016
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:57,640
I guess that's just life or relationships in the 60s from my experience as being a teenage girl from the 60s.

1017
00:44:57,640 --> 00:44:58,640
Yeah.

1018
00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:00,640
So when did you guys know that Richard was a genius?

1019
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:05,640
Was it when he was going to write a book about kites?

1020
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:09,640
I mean, they just told you he was a genius from the outside.

1021
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:12,640
Yeah. But when was it really made real for you?

1022
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:13,640
When did it sink in?

1023
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:18,640
Because for me, it was when he goes, I'm writing a book about kite design.

1024
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:19,640
Kites, huh?

1025
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:20,640
Yeah.

1026
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:22,640
Someone's got to monetize that.

1027
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:28,640
That would sell really well on like the ocean shores kind of like boardwalk right next to a corndog.

1028
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:30,640
Get your book about kites.

1029
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:32,640
Yeah. No, don't buy a kite.

1030
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:35,640
You're set to make your own.

1031
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:37,640
Oh, yeah. Nick Cage does some singing.

1032
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:39,640
That's where one of my favorite quotes comes in.

1033
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:43,640
I think after he does a song, she's talking about Richard or something.

1034
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:49,640
And he goes, who needs physics when we've got chemistry?

1035
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:50,640
That is good.

1036
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:51,640
It was amazing.

1037
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:56,640
Speaking of his music career, I do like how she tries to like set him on the right course to have a great career.

1038
00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:57,640
They don't get together.

1039
00:45:57,640 --> 00:46:01,640
She writes him a song and then later on he comes like pretty good song for a first timer.

1040
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:03,640
But it changed all the yes to ohs.

1041
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:04,640
She loves you.

1042
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:07,640
Oh, oh, oh.

1043
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:11,640
I think the the scene where she's watching him with the quartet.

1044
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:12,640
Yeah.

1045
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:14,640
And she's like, oh, God, he's kind of good.

1046
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:18,640
When he didn't she didn't expect him to see him play performing with the R&B.

1047
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:20,640
No, this is the earlier one.

1048
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:22,640
We love the secret band.

1049
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:23,640
Yeah.

1050
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:24,640
His secret band was pretty good.

1051
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:25,640
That was pretty good.

1052
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:30,640
But yeah, with the quartet themselves, I just I couldn't get over like one how fucking corny he looks.

1053
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:35,640
And then to the ending to that song killed me.

1054
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:37,640
Bye bye.

1055
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:41,640
Yeah, I think that we now have an outro.

1056
00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:45,640
But man, he had some fucking moves.

1057
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:48,640
His hips were doing things that my brain couldn't comprehend.

1058
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:50,640
He was making love.

1059
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:59,640
So at what point in Peggy Sue did she it took like until the end of the movie until she was concerned about her status.

1060
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:04,640
Like in the past, you know, she she was in the past and she was just not.

1061
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:06,640
Well, she thought she was dead.

1062
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:07,640
Was that it? Yeah.

1063
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:09,640
She like she the whole time she's like, I bet it doesn't matter.

1064
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:13,640
And then they do the are you dead test when the smart.

1065
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:16,640
The kite can't stand in front of a bus in front of a bus.

1066
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:18,640
The bus goes through. You're dead.

1067
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:20,640
Yeah. Good call.

1068
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:22,640
What about much different film?

1069
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:23,640
Just stand in front of a bus.

1070
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:25,640
And that will prove everything.

1071
00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:27,640
That was his second book.

1072
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:29,640
Or sorry, that was a fire truck. And I love the fire truck.

1073
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:30,640
Oh, yeah. Just like doing that.

1074
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:33,640
The like Austin Powers steamroller thing.

1075
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:35,640
They're like, get away. Get out of the way.

1076
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:38,640
She's like, no, just like that.

1077
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:40,640
No. Sorry.

1078
00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:41,640
I don't know if I'm dead or not.

1079
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:44,640
And so, yeah, eventually they this film she wakes up.

1080
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:45,640
Apparently it was like a heart murmur.

1081
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:47,640
She had like a heart episode.

1082
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:54,640
So she actually was in the hospital when she wakes up and Charlie's there and she forgives him kind of invites him over for dinner with her family.

1083
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:58,640
No, she chooses not to change anything in her life.

1084
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:02,640
So this movie has a much more downer ending.

1085
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:04,640
Oh, no, come on. It was great.

1086
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:08,640
She like asked him if he was still with that bimbo.

1087
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:16,640
And he's like, oh, like I got tired of of translating everything for like basically.

1088
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:18,640
She was dumb and I got sick of her.

1089
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:21,640
And like, let's get back to let's get back together now.

1090
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:29,640
I guess she actually says to him, you can move back into your house with your kids.

1091
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:31,640
Just open arms.

1092
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:32,640
Just I don't know.

1093
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:37,640
She had a stroke at the reunion and she's like, I forgive you completely.

1094
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:42,640
Well, she just she went back in time and realized that just like no matter what, she was just going to be a housewife.

1095
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:49,640
So might as well be a housewife to the pseudo celebrity, the appliance king of Charlie.

1096
00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:52,640
What did you think of his performance overall?

1097
00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:55,640
Chef's kiss.

1098
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:59,640
I mean, he convinced Francis Ford Coppola to let him do it.

1099
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:03,640
Oh, yeah. That's a great that's he's performed somewhere.

1100
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:08,640
So Francis Ford Coppola, he saw that when it started and he asked him to stop.

1101
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:10,640
Is that how it works? He hated it.

1102
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:11,640
The crew hated it.

1103
00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:14,640
Kathleen Turner really hated it.

1104
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:19,640
She didn't feel it was her job to critique another actor's performance.

1105
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:24,640
So she complained to Francis Ford Coppola, who Nick Cage had convinced to let him do this.

1106
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:26,640
So they just let it happen.

1107
00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:30,640
And she just let that play into her disdain for Charlie.

1108
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:31,640
That's fine.

1109
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:36,640
Well, then what? How did she get back to her normal time frame?

1110
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:39,640
Because what? Grandpa was going to send her back.

1111
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:40,640
They had sex.

1112
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:41,640
And then Charlie.

1113
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:42,640
Charlie Black.

1114
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:44,640
Yeah, I love that.

1115
00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:46,640
She toss a bag over and throw her in a van.

1116
00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:48,640
That was such a surprise for me.

1117
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:50,640
Well, then there was like a lightning storm or something.

1118
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:52,640
And then she just woke up.

1119
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:54,640
Well, like they had sex and her child was conceived.

1120
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:57,640
So the timeline was fixed and then she woke up.

1121
00:49:57,640 --> 00:50:02,640
OK, so this is like a hot tub time machine situation where you have to keep the timeline accurate.

1122
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:03,640
Yeah.

1123
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:07,640
OK. Unlike the family man where those children never existed.

1124
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:12,640
Apparently, when she went back in time, it did happen because the poet kid.

1125
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:14,640
He writes a book about fucking her.

1126
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:20,640
Yeah. Well, he like, yeah, he he dedicated a book to her, even though in high school they were they never talked.

1127
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:22,640
That's the proof.

1128
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:23,640
Time travels around.

1129
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:31,640
Apparently, all you need to do is have like a heart attack during your 25th high school reunion after being crowned Reunion Queen.

1130
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:33,640
That's totally real.

1131
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:36,640
That had some fucking Carrie vibes to it, too.

1132
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:37,640
I don't know if you guys felt that.

1133
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:41,640
Oh, man. Yeah, I did not want them to leave the reunion.

1134
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:44,640
I was having so much fun at the reunion.

1135
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:47,640
If my reunion looks like that, so I'm pretty sure I'm not invited.

1136
00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:52,640
But like whatever I'd like to go if it's all cocaine or just like trying to sleep with.

1137
00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:53,640
Yeah. Yeah.

1138
00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:56,640
In high school, whatever, whatever Walter wants, Walter gets.

1139
00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:57,640
Hell yeah.

1140
00:50:57,640 --> 00:50:59,640
Whatever Walter wants.

1141
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:01,640
Walter gets.

1142
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:05,640
We talked about kind of the making of it and who was originally supposed to do it.

1143
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:08,640
Apparently, at one point, Steve Gutenberg was considered for Charlie.

1144
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:09,640
Would have been fine.

1145
00:51:09,640 --> 00:51:10,640
He wrote about this.

1146
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:11,640
And here's the fun fact.

1147
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:13,640
The fun fact has nothing to do with Peggy Sue got married.

1148
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:20,640
The fun fact is Steve Gutenberg talked about this in his autobiography, The Gutenberg Bible.

1149
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:24,640
I read that his autobiography is called The Gutenberg Bible.

1150
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:26,640
I'm like, I'm going to talk about that on my podcast.

1151
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:30,640
I have to buy that book.

1152
00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:34,640
So I thought that I read that Kathleen Turner got an Oscar nod.

1153
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:38,640
This was her one Oscar nod for her one Oscar nominated performance.

1154
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:41,640
OK, I almost I thought that she won.

1155
00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:43,640
But that's not the case.

1156
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:44,640
She did not.

1157
00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:45,640
She was nominated.

1158
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:47,640
That I thought was surprising enough.

1159
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:49,640
I thought she did a great job.

1160
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:50,640
I thought the performance was good.

1161
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:52,640
Movies were in the 80s.

1162
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:54,640
Yeah, it was fine.

1163
00:51:54,640 --> 00:52:00,640
Outside of the voice being an issue, apparently Nicholas Cage and Kathleen Turner had other headbutting

1164
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:04,640
because she claimed that he was arrested twice and had stolen a dog.

1165
00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:05,640
Allegedly.

1166
00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:06,640
Allegedly.

1167
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:10,640
I hope he sold that dog.

1168
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:13,640
So, Eric, which movie do you think should go on?

1169
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:17,640
Like, honestly, what I keep in mind that it doesn't matter what you think.

1170
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:19,640
I came in with a clear favorite.

1171
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:24,640
But like, I think Peggy Sue is more fun to like watch again and again.

1172
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:29,640
All Stand By Family Man is like a good Christmas movie, overlooked.

1173
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:32,640
But I think Peggy Sue is just more it's wacky.

1174
00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:35,640
All right, Nick, what's what's better cage film?

1175
00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:40,640
So the real opinions are that no, he's right.

1176
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:45,640
Peggy Sue Got Married is a more entertaining movie to watch.

1177
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:48,640
It definitely has jokes and doesn't take itself overly seriously.

1178
00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:49,640
Yeah.

1179
00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:51,640
What Family Man is only serious.

1180
00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:55,640
Yeah, it's not a lot of it like for it's not a romantic comedy.

1181
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:58,640
There's not that much comedy or romance.

1182
00:52:58,640 --> 00:53:00,640
The Family Man.

1183
00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:01,640
It was a fine watch.

1184
00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:02,640
I'm glad I watched it.

1185
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:07,640
And for a feel good holiday film, it's kind of a downer.

1186
00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:09,640
Yeah, I'm OK with that.

1187
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:12,640
I think we should have more depressing Christmas movies.

1188
00:53:12,640 --> 00:53:21,640
We should go back in time and make we should make a Labor Day movie where somebody dies in the 9-11 accident.

1189
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:23,640
And that's like how the movie concludes.

1190
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:25,640
When does Labor Day happen?

1191
00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:30,640
There's a movie starring Batman, starring Robert Pattinson, where it's just about two teenagers in love.

1192
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:36,640
And the film literally ends with him like going to see his father's office and he turns around and there's just a plane coming to the building.

1193
00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:40,640
That's a weird way for Twilight to happen.

1194
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:43,640
I don't I don't know these movies.

1195
00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:47,640
I can only assume he's been in The Lighthouse, Twilight and The Batman.

1196
00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:49,640
Well, we did have a Harry Potter.

1197
00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:51,640
We did have a lot of Harry Potter.

1198
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:52,640
What?

1199
00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:53,640
He was he was the one who died.

1200
00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:57,640
Yeah, he was. He got killed and motivated everyone to be like, oh, Voldemort.

1201
00:53:57,640 --> 00:54:00,640
Yeah. Before he was in a Twilight, he was in a Harry Potter.

1202
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:04,640
So yeah, I think it's pretty soon got married is definitely the more entertaining watch.

1203
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:10,640
Oh, my argument for the family man was to be like, it's more of an actual Nick Cage film, but it's not the better.

1204
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:12,640
I would call it the better film.

1205
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:16,640
I just don't think it's like more fun or like rewatchable.

1206
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:22,640
Yeah. If I want to enjoy a performance by Nicolas Cage, I'm going to definitely choose the sex pest film,

1207
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:24,640
which makes you got married.

1208
00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:27,640
The reverse sex pest film. And it's about time.

1209
00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:31,640
Did you guys get is that an allusion to the pest with John Leguizamo?

1210
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:32,640
Yeah, so good.

1211
00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:36,640
The sex pest. Just Leguizamo on a sex journey.

1212
00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:39,640
Did you guys get to talk about the Mario brother movie?

1213
00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:42,640
Right. Yeah. Why not?

1214
00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:45,640
Do you see it when he gave it to that goomba?

1215
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:47,640
OK, we're calling it now.

1216
00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:49,640
So that's your outro, Peter.

1217
00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:54,640
Our next episode is City of Angels against Kiss of Death.

1218
00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:56,640
That'll be an interesting one.

1219
00:54:56,640 --> 00:55:01,640
Hey, if you want to be a patron and pitch dumb ideas to Sean, you can.

1220
00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:03,640
That's not part of the SparkleBuddy tier.

1221
00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:05,640
It's part of the SparkleBuddy.

1222
00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:10,640
For five dollars a month, you can corner Sean at the bar and just tell him all your awesome ideas.

1223
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:12,640
No, no.

1224
00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:15,640
So Josh. For ten dollars a month, you get his phone number.

1225
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:18,640
You all can corner Sean anytime.

1226
00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:24,640
Ira, you get to text him late at night by being into the cage club.

1227
00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:26,640
Thank you.

1228
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:30,640
Please rate, review and so hold on down below.

1229
00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:35,640
We've decided that five dollars are SparkleBuddy's is ten dollars of the inner cage.

1230
00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:37,640
Oh, the inner cage is good. Nice.

1231
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:39,640
It's like inner circle, but cage.

1232
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:43,640
There is totally an episode of Baywatch where Hulk Hogan had to fight Rattoradak Piper for the.

1233
00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:49,640
Goodbye, everybody. Thank you for listening, Eric.

1234
00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:51,640
Thank you for being here. Thanks for having me, guys.

1235
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:53,640
Thank you. Appreciate you being here.

1236
00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:56,640
Cheers. Happy covid.

1237
00:55:56,640 --> 00:55:58,640
I hope you guys enjoy it now, too.

1238
00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:00,640
I got everybody a gift for having me on the show.

1239
00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:03,640
I hope you like covid. It's all I got.

1240
00:56:03,640 --> 00:56:05,640
I already had it.

1241
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:23,640
I was really bummed when like things don't work out with him when she breaks up with him that he doesn't go and invent grunge music early.

1242
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:29,640
Just go straight from barbershop to black hole sun.

1243
00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:35,640
Yeah. Can you imagine if grunge actually came out of central California?

1244
00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:39,640
Like it's just kind of sunny and shit.

1245
00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:42,640
Things aren't bad. It's like there's nothing.

1246
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:45,640
It goes environmentally terrible.

1247
00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:47,640
It goes from grunge to smash mouth.

1248
00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:52,640
Yeah, just directly.

1249
00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:54,640
I watched the core the other night.

1250
00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:56,640
Did you really? Yeah, actually.

1251
00:56:56,640 --> 00:57:01,640
Yeah, we watched it last night. So it was our Christmas evening movie that we watched.

1252
00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:04,640
That must be after I left. Yeah, it was after you left.

1253
00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:06,640
It was pretty fucking awesome.

1254
00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:09,640
I could not believe there were so many people in that movie.

1255
00:57:09,640 --> 00:57:13,640
It's got everybody. I'm assuming this is a call back to the last episode.

1256
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:16,640
No, no. Oh, because I know you and I have talked the core.

1257
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:19,640
Yeah, I talk about the core all the time because we fucking rules.

1258
00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:22,640
And I was like hinging when I saw it.

1259
00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:26,640
And then I was like, it's two hours. It'll be like 11 o'clock when it's done.

1260
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:28,640
Well, better just put it on.

1261
00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:31,640
And I did not regret it. It was so weird.

1262
00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:33,640
What? Why? Everything pays out.

1263
00:57:33,640 --> 00:57:37,640
Like, why do they end up with a huge fucking geod?

1264
00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:40,640
I don't know, man. It doesn't matter.

1265
00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:44,640
They get broken down and they're like, all right, we got to get out for a little while.

1266
00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:46,640
Yes, they're drilling to the center.

1267
00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:52,640
It's like, good thing our suits can handle this atmospheric pressure.

1268
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:55,640
Welcome to Peter and Nick talk about the car.

1269
00:57:55,640 --> 00:57:57,640
So yeah, this is a podcast.

1270
00:57:57,640 --> 00:58:01,640
Our next podcast is going to be just us watching the core weekend week out.

1271
00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:04,640
Yeah. Next time somebody gets COVID, this is the plan.

1272
00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:17,640
We're just talking about the car.