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Just a heads up, four people listening.

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We have more than that.

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I mean, it often is that Sean will intro the movie and then you will re-intro it.

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Yeah, it's a great formula.

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Yeah, I mean, the system works.

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It's a mansplaining podcast that I'm just practicing on, Sean.

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Welcome back to Cage Match, starring Nick and Sean.

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I am Sean and I'm Nick with our producer.

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Peter, hello.

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This is a roundabout way of meeting Nicolas Cage.

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Yeah. So a little behind the curtains scene right now.

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We haven't recorded in a few weeks because of just scheduling things

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and me having to travel.

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And it is currently almost nine in the morning, I think.

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Which is the wrong time for podcasting other than sexy voices.

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Yeah. So welcome to a very special cage match in the morning.

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Get your mimosa and your finest robe.

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Sit back and listen to us debate the finer points of one of America's greatest actors.

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Definitely our snappiest intro.

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So this is a podcast where we're going to put 64 Nicolas Cage movies

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head to head against each other and we're going to figure out which one is the best.

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I don't know if somebody said that before.

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I was kind of staring at my beverage.

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Peter, you said we have you did the math that we've done 20 movies so far.

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Yeah, this is we've watched 20 Nicolas Cage movies at least one time.

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Well, I guess I haven't.

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I've skipped a couple of the ones that I really thought were going to make me want to die.

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But you still watch dog eat dog.

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I did. And Ghost Rider. I did.

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Yeah. And we're going to make you watch one of them again.

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Your decision making skills suck.

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Yeah, I'm bad at this.

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So this week, our matchup is 1987

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Coen Brothers Classic Raising Arizona versus 1994

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Period comedy. Yeah.

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Peter, as I said, it's been like three weeks.

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Do we usually just go into a film now?

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Yeah, you basically just kind of start.

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I mean, how about raising Arizona?

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All right. I can see why my friends back East think you should be a host.

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So 19. They're wrong. We don't have the budget for that.

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That's right. We we have one patron.

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Thank you, Josh. We we love you.

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I sign up for a patron.

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Yeah, it helps us be better.

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It'll eventually pay for the mimosas.

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They're part of a sparkle, buddy.

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I mean, we could just have the sparkle, but you tear.

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Yeah, I like to call yourself a sparkle, buddy.

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Oh, that's actually really good. All right.

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Well done. Well thought.

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No, you're welcome. All right.

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So 1987 Raising Arizona directed by the Coen Brothers,

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starring Nicolas Cage as H.I. McDonough, Holly Hunter as Ed

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and John Goodman as Gail.

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In brief, reprieve criminal H.I. McDonough falls in love with the local cop

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Ed after his third parole. He proposes

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they get hitched, move into their nice starter home

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trailer and decide to start a family.

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Things don't necessarily go as planned when Ed finds out she's barren.

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So they steal the favorite child of local

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unpainted furniture magnate Nathan, Arizona.

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Hilarity ensues without getting into too much detail in the synopsis.

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Those are the broad strokes of the film.

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Ed's but Ed's best friends from prison break out and come and stay with them.

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Hi. I kept throwing me off because I'm like, is his name Hyde?

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Robert I. McDonough. Yeah, that's it.

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Yeah. Ed does not like them because she is former law enforcement and baby crazy.

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I think is the only way to put it.

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She has her husband steal a baby.

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Hey, a grand theft baby is not the same as tunneling out of prison.

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And they had too many baby more babies than they could handle.

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It said it was in the newspaper.

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No, no, man. I think they did them a favor.

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So this is my first time watching this film.

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I'd never seen this film before.

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I think they're funny, good writing boys.

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It was a it was a nice romp.

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The the dialogue is all great.

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It does move fairly rapidly, like in the first what?

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get arrested three times, paroled three times and get married.

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What was a H.I.'s M.O. usually criminalize?

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Are you quizzing me? I'm quizzing you.

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No, he's robbed convenience stores.

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That's his thing. He was this thing. Yeah.

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Yeah, convenience stores always.

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Yeah, always with an unloaded gun.

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Yeah, it's not armed robbery.

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It's not armed robbery if there's no.

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stores, which just comes up throughout the movie.

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who just took his mugshot every time he got dragged in there.

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Well, she was like a beautiful desert flower.

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I mean, the lines in this movie are so good.

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Oh, it's so good.

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He's just like getting beat and he's got like just one eye open.

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he got really into his hair during shooting this film.

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which I thought was a fun little detail.

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I've seen from him.

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Intentionally comedic, because I've seen some funny Nick Cage.

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I think this is just smoothly like the whole movie

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has the same like his character is just well defined.

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And this is credit to Joel and Ethan Cohen, but well written.

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Everything just works throughout.

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Yeah. And his performance is so consistent.

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He doesn't have bad scenes.

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It's just now he everything that his character is in rocks.

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It's only an hour 30.

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There's no wasted screen time in this film.

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The cinematography, I love just them out in the desert.

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Their little silver motorhome.

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When he's stealing the babies,

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there's a very great babies day out scene where all the babies are like

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getting out of their crib and trying to go downstairs

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and you have to stop them while not getting caught.

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His old man shoes, as they would say in Sorcerer's Apprentice.

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So many callbacks.

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Oh, man. All right.

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I remember what we do here. Yeah, I'm getting back.

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I'm kind of amazed that we remember any of these.

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It's all I do with my free time.

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So it's it's my only hobby these days.

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So kind of getting more into some more that beats the film.

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So it is Baron.

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They find out like they are very much trying to have kids.

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so they can have their best chance at and then they just do it

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the rest of the time to just in case like you know,

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in case like he gets tackled coming home from the machine shop one day.

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I'm going to throw my quote in here right now, but I love this one.

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So it's high says that we know his insides were a rocky place

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where my seed could find no purchase.

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Yeah, that's a great.

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That is probably the best written line in this film, at least for Nick Cage.

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There's a lot of great lines in this film and a lot of quotable ones.

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His note that he leaves her later in the movie is also pretty eloquent.

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So like high shows, like he's got some kind of like poetry inside of him

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for somebody who robs convenience stores in like panty hose on his head.

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Son, you got panties on your head.

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He always sort of has like a vacant look on his face.

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Like I kind of imagine, you know, in cartoons where they like zoom

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into someone's brain and it's just like another animal, like

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bouncing their arms up and down.

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Yeah, no, like he's a living cartoon.

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This is a live action cartoon. Very much.

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Even even to the point of the action.

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So Edwino wants to have children.

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They can't decide to steal a baby because they they can't handle five babies.

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Clearly. Yeah.

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So makes him do it, which again, great physical comedy.

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One of the babies crawling under the crib and crawling after it.

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The tiptoeing at one point, he can't he just leaves and he's like

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feels bad about kidnapping someone's kid.

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And she's just like, get get in there high and get me that baby.

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Yeah, I want the baby.

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And then meet the baby.

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They get home and suddenly they're like, we're going to turn over a new leaf.

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We're going to be good parents.

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We're going to no more crime.

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around the baby, but damn, she gets like, don't swear around the baby.

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And he's like, he he's a troublemaker.

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It's like, no, he's perfect.

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Like I can see it in his eyes.

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He's got that spark.

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Yeah, he's going to be a little outlaw or whatever they said.

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And of course, as soon as like they have everything they want and life can be normal.

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High's friends break out of the clink in an amazing birth from the earth situation.

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I just I've seen that scene referenced in so many things

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and never known where it came from until now.

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I just loved John Goodman, like holding his brother over his head and just yelling.

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John Goodman yells so good in this movie.

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I've got to say he stole it for me.

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He is so good.

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And I can understand why the Coen's ended up working with him a bunch of other times.

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Yeah, he is.

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Yeah, he's amazing.

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Best part of this film.

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Like acting wise is the best part of this film.

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I wouldn't go that far, but I mean, it's great.

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I just I think.

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Who's your best?

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Nicholas Cage.

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OK, yeah, I was like he's in one of the smalls.

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Yeah, Leonard Smalls.

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Leonard Smalls plays like a mercenary bounty hunter,

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and he comes in and they just show him like destroying everything in this narration of him,

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like which is a dream sequence being extra hard on all of the like good things

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and the smaller and the cuter it is, the like more aggressive he is towards it.

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So he's like throwing grenades at rabbits.

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He takes a shotgun and he shoots a little lizard off of a rock.

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So Nick, it's time for my favorite game.

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Let's see how big I can get that vein inside of Peter's head to swell.

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Oh, OK. Thirsty.

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Is it time for mouth noises?

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No, I just love.

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I absolutely love that scene because Ghost Rider makes a callback to that scene

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when they do the riding through the desert.

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Yeah. And I want to reference

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and I will use any chance I can to reference the cinematic masterpiece

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that is Ghost Rider that we have to watch again with Peter.

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And I'm just going to watch Peter.

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I don't want to totally insert myself into this too much, but fuck Ghost Rider.

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It's probably going all the way now.

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Yeah. Just out of spite.

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Your vote is cast.

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Right. We established last time that if you tell Nick to not do something,

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he's going to do it.

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So sorry, everyone.

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Ghost Rider, when I have stopped listening to the rest of the episode.

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But yes, things progress.

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You know, things start to unravel.

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They find it difficult to hide the fact that they stole the baby.

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People are starting to kind of figure things out.

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Hi. Starting to come apart.

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I'm going to give my quote now because it's what got the best.

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Just chuckle out of me is he's narrating how hard things are at home right now.

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I even caught myself driving by convenience stores that weren't on my way home.

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Yeah, I might as well give my quote as well.

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Since we're at this moment,

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it's high saying I even caught myself driving by convenience stores

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that weren't on the way home.

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I thought that really fucking slapped.

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That was a good quote.

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Peter, do you have a quote that you want to share right now?

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Yeah. The one about convenience stores is really good.

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Nailed it. OK. Stuck the landing.

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Thanks, guys. But yeah.

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So eventually after he beats up his boss for suggesting they swap

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on the drive home.

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Let's be clear, swap wives, swap wives.

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And maybe kids.

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He had the worst kids.

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Like one of the kids is just writing fart and crayon on their wall.

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One kid is just spraying Nick Cage's white pants with a squirt gun

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and goes, Mr. McDonough beat himself. Mr. McDonough beat himself.

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Yeah. This kid.

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One of the kids had an eye patch and was just throwing jello at high.

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Yeah, it was a little girl.

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Just handfuls of jello, like green jello and berries.

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So do you count this as a movie with a good kid or a bad kid situation?

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Because those kids sucked.

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But the baby was pretty rad.

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Oh, Nathan Jr. Yeah.

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He was just the sweetest little thing.

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Yeah. Just melts my heart.

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I would say this goes in the good kid category because everyone who meets Nathan

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Jr. falls in love with that kid. Yeah.

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And then I mean, even and Gail and Evel.

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Yeah, Gail and Evel at the at the end, they kidnapped the baby

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to turn it in for the reward, the reward, but then suddenly fall in love with it.

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And they're like, this is our baby.

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Well, they also keep leaving the baby on the top of the car.

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And then they'll like drive away like they'll rob somebody drive away.

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It's like, oh, where's that baby?

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And then they have to go back and twice.

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And then, yeah, but the baby always just lands perfectly OK on the floor.

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It's always fun. I've left things on the top of my car.

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That's not how that goes.

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Have you left a baby on top of your car? Not mine.

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Well, then wait. After Ed kind of completely curtailed his life,

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he goes into a convenience store to buy some huggies and just while he's in there,

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decides to stick up the place and sees him do this, you know, gets that car,

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you know, fuck you, fuck you and like drives off as she's driving off.

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Hi turns back and the convenience store teenager has a giant gun.

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I think they had like one gun for this movie and everyone just had this massive

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just fucking revolver.

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But then the cops immediately show up and Hi is running through the street,

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holds up a guy in a pickup truck, gets him to drive off.

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Dogs start running after him.

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But just the amount, the sheer amount of what's the word I'm thinking of?

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Chaos. Chaos, but excessive force in this in this scene,

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because there's a cop just literally sitting in the window of his car,

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just blasting away. Cops are the worst.

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Yeah, no, I mean, that's bad cop.

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Yeah, there's no like Nicolas Cage cops in this movie.

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Yeah, there's no Nick Cage cops in these movies.

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But like the whole scene in the in the grocery store,

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because he runs into a grocery store to try and get away from the cops.

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And the cop is just shooting like running down aisles, just letting go.

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And then everyone in the store joins in like the butcher pulls out a shotgun

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and just starts shooting at Nick Cage.

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And there's dogs running through like there's now a pack of dogs.

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It went from one dog in a backyard to just a pack of dogs

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chasing this lady with a shopping cart.

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It's a great scene.

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Oh, it reminded me of Birdie to where like the little dogs have joined the pack.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah.

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There's another callback to another callback to another movie we watch.

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Nick Cage, like an adaptation, goes through a windshield.

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Well, the windshield was blown out, but he goes out the front of a car when they when it crashes.

334
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Yeah. This whole time, though, it's that like yodeling music, right?

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Oh, yeah. Again, this is this is a live action cartoon

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and to the point where the bounty hunter that he dreams will find them one day is actually a real person.

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Yeah. Leonard Smalls is there to find Gail and Evel.

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He's there to find the two escaped prisoners and then finds out about this baby situation.

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Solely by being atop a hill. Yeah.

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Looking down at a trailer. Yeah.

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And then he extorts Nathan Arizona Senior for more money and it becomes a whole thing.

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Which turns into the climax of the film.

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So that's how he gets roped into trying to find this baby.

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Well, I mean, let's talk about Gail and Evel steal the baby.

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What? Them taking the baby? No. OK.

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Them taking the baby, losing the baby, getting it back.

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And then they're going to go rob a bank.

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Can't leave the baby in the car because if they get if they get killed in the bank, no one will find the baby for days.

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So they bring the baby into the bank robbery, which has one of my favorite just not Nick Cage lines.

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The film's like, all right, everybody freeze. Get on the ground.

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What is it? Do you want us to freeze? Get on the ground.

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Because if we freeze, we can't move. We get on the ground.

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We can't freeze on account of us moving to get on the ground.

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Both these films had like really snarky. They had all of the in bank robbed.

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Well, they had almost the same bank robbery scenes.

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Yeah, that's true. That's really true.

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Of course, blue dye is put in the bag of the money they steal, which when it goes off in the car, everything's blue.

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And John Goodman is just screaming while trying to wipe paint off the windshield while careening out of control.

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I was dying. But of course, this leads to and high trying to get the baby back and meeting the bounty hunter and Nick Cage getting the ever loving shit kicked out of it.

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It was such an entertaining scene.

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He's got the board like after he hits Leonard off the I'm just going to keep calling Leonard off the motorcycle and then throws a knife at him and he catches the knife in the board and he just gives us like this super just stony.

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Him trying to climb under the car to get away and just get dragged back out by his ankles spits a spits a tooth in a text.

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Cobb was the character's name Leonard.

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It's a way better bounty hunter name. And of course, when he's pretty much being murdered crushed there, he's high as just grabbing at Leonard and when it's just got grenades on him.

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So he like finally gets away, finally like gets dropped and shows the pin and Leonard just stands there dumbfounded for like a solid five seconds before attempting to take off his vest and then just a meaty chunks.

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Yeah, he's got two shotguns in his hand so he can't like get them out of his hands fast enough to get the grenade away.

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He gets gibbed. Yeah, it's a jibbed or gibbed.

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I don't know. Put it in a comment. Tell me all about your vernacular baby.

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Um, so they get the baby back. They decide to return it and to be forgiven for doing the right thing. Well, he was going to give him money and then he was like, oh, these motherfuckers.

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He doesn't say that. I mean, he's like, oh, you two stole the baby. And they're like, yeah, end of movie. Yeah, we couldn't have our own.

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But we had to do this. We had to do this. We had to do this. And so, you know, it's just like a whole new world.

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Yeah. And so I think it was a good idea to just keep him in mind for them. Not necessarily.

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And then there's a dream extended dream sequence of them having a bunch of kids in the future, even though they say they're going to know they have a family and maybe things will work out.

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imagines Florence, Arizona, discovering the missing baby.

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And it's going through the fields

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in this low angled shot, shaky cam thing

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that is very reminiscent of Evil Dead 2.

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Well, they were such huge fans of Sam Raimi

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that they wanted to do the up the building

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in the window scene.

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So one of the things that I think

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is really fascinating about this,

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and anybody who listens to the Blank Check podcast

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has heard all this,

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but the Coens and Sam Raimi and Ted Raimi

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and Frances McDormand and Holly Hunter

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and fucking Kathy Bates were roommates.

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Wow, weird.

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Yeah.

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And one of the Coens is married to Frances McDormand.

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So it's like the start of it all was there.

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So there was a lot of like collaboration.

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And you think about like watching

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the early Evil Dead movies and this,

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and some of the fight scenes and stuff like that

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felt so fucking similar.

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Like there's a lot of love between those three.

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That's a good segue to my next fun fact about collaboration.

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Apparently Nick Cage and the Coens really clashed

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on this one in terms of Nick Cage wanting to improvise more,

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put more of himself into it,

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like have more control over it.

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And he wasn't used to directors having

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a very tight focused idea.

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And a lot of Nick Cage's improvised scenes

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were cut from the film because it didn't,

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it clashed with like the view of the film was.

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Hmm, interesting.

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Yeah.

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That's funny and not to dive

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into the next movie too early or anything,

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but the cast on Trapped in Paradise

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also clashed with their director.

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But to the point where Nicholas Cage

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ended up directing a bunch of it.

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Yeah.

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And they had the opposite problem

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where the director didn't want to direct it.

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Yeah.

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And the actors didn't want to be in it.

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Yeah.

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Apparently Kevin Costner auditioned for High three times.

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That would not have been as good.

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Probably the most interesting thing

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just in terms of what I know about filmmaking.

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The script was written in three and a half weeks

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and it took 10 weeks to shoot.

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I mean, this is early in the Cohen's career.

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So that part kind of makes sense to me,

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like a fairly short timeline, fairly tight budget.

431
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Yeah.

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I mean, they had one movie that had come out before that

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that was weird.

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And they like really pivoted from that to this.

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Well, they wanted to do something completely different,

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something more lighthearted.

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They wanted to do something funny.

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And I think they succeeded.

439
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Yeah, it's funny and lighthearted.

440
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Well, and then I have just a quick question.

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Do you guys like the Cohen brothers?

442
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Yeah.

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I like some of their films.

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I feel like an idiot a lot of the times

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when I watch their movies.

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I think they are well-written.

447
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I think they are good, but I'm often like,

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why is this good?

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Am I too dumb for this?

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And I'm now just like posturing that I like them

451
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because I'm stupid and everyone else does.

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I really like their writing.

453
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I love their dialogue.

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I'm going to be honest in terms of the acting in this film,

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I was not blown away.

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It's just, it's meant to serve a purpose

457
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and it's meant to, it works for what this movie is,

458
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but none of it like wowed me.

459
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Well, it's not a realistic performance film.

460
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It's definitely a performance catered

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to the overall artistic design of the movie.

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I get that.

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I just don't know that it necessarily worked for me.

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But again, the writing is so snappy and so on point,

465
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which is what I absolutely love about that.

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The way they write dialogues.

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Yeah, that's what I love the most about it.

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And my favorite Coen Brothers film is still Fargo,

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which is much more self-serious while still being a comedy

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and much more, not so much of a cartoon.

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And having never seen this film before,

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I think on my initial watch,

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that didn't click until too late in the film

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for me to appreciate what was going on.

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Definitely looking forward to watching it again,

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be it for this or just on my own,

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just to really kind of go in there with the right mindset.

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Cause it wasn't until a little over halfway when, you know,

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all the shooting starts where I realized,

480
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I'm like, oh, I'm watching a cartoon.

481
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I kind of feel like because this is a morning episode,

482
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we need like morning radio sound effect board,

483
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like a toilet flushing right now.

484
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:52,360
And then,

485
00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:53,200
wah wah wah.

486
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:55,080
I can go flush the toilet.

487
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:56,000
We'll prank call somebody later.

488
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,120
Hell yeah, let's do it.

489
00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:57,960
Okay.

490
00:24:57,960 --> 00:24:58,800
Prank call Adam.

491
00:24:58,800 --> 00:24:59,640
You guys wanna prank Adam?

492
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:01,680
Yes.

493
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:03,400
We'll call him on my phone and he'll just have a call

494
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:04,400
right here.

495
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:07,360
Hey man, is your fridge running?

496
00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:09,880
Wait, can you do that more like Dana Carvey in this movie?

497
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:14,600
Oh God, I fucking hated that laugh.

498
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:15,440
Oh man.

499
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:16,280
Oh yeah.

500
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:17,640
Okay, let's just get into it.

501
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:20,320
Dropped in Paradise, 1994.

502
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:22,080
Starring Nick Cage as Bill Furpo,

503
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:23,480
John Lovitz as Dave Furpo,

504
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:25,440
and Dana Carvey as Alvin Furpo.

505
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:26,760
I'm gonna give you a fun fact,

506
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:29,800
just because we were talking about that laugh.

507
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:32,400
Dana Carvey based his character,

508
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:33,840
or his voice for this movie,

509
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:38,840
on one of the producers and a young Mickey Rourke.

510
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:41,720
Somebody from 20th Century Fox had to fly out

511
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:43,320
and tell him to stop doing the voice,

512
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:45,640
and Nicolas Cage told him to keep doing it,

513
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,400
so he just kept doing it.

514
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:48,960
I mean, this movie had no rules.

515
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:51,080
There was no adult supervision.

516
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:52,560
Not at all, it's fantastic.

517
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:53,400
Yeah.

518
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:58,000
Oh yeah, there's so many great behind the scenes stories

519
00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,680
of just these guys fucking off.

520
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:00,520
I'm sure.

521
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:03,560
So this is a movie about three brothers

522
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:06,560
who find themselves in Pennsylvania,

523
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:09,200
robbing a bank, and the robbery is foiled

524
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:12,440
through the kindness of the town.

525
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,240
Whomp, whomp.

526
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:18,600
But it gets better, so that's my brief synopsis.

527
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:19,840
That's about right.

528
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:21,160
Whomp, whomp, whomp, whomp.

529
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:23,920
Whomp, whomp, whomp, whomp.

530
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:24,760
Ah.

531
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:28,680
Good morning, Seattle.

532
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:33,520
Oh great.

533
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:35,280
The comedy police are us.

534
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:36,920
The cops.

535
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:37,760
Bad cop.

536
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:39,920
Man, we need to just start with the second half

537
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:42,320
of our podcast, because they're always funnier.

538
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:45,680
Yeah, so in this movie,

539
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:48,520
Nicolas Cage is playing Bill Furpo.

540
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:53,520
He's, I'm guessing, the middle child of the three brothers.

541
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:56,720
John Levitz and Dana Carvey are.

542
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:57,560
In jail.

543
00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:58,960
In jail, they are on parole,

544
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:01,560
but they are lifelong criminals.

545
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:04,560
And I think early on, we're kind of led to believe

546
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:06,320
that Nic Cage, you know.

547
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:07,560
Well, he has a checkered past.

548
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:10,080
He has a checkered past, but not as bad.

549
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:11,520
Right, he's tried to atone for it.

550
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:14,560
He finds a wallet and ends up giving it back,

551
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:18,080
but he really struggled because it had 800 bucks in it.

552
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:20,160
He's a manager at some restaurant.

553
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:22,200
I do love the line when he goes to confession

554
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:23,560
about the wallet because he feels bad that he,

555
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:25,600
like he even had thoughts of keeping it.

556
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:27,280
It's like, forgive me, Father, if I have sinned,

557
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:29,760
it's been two weeks since my last confession.

558
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:32,440
And the priest just goes, is that Bill Furpo?

559
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:35,200
It's been five years since you've been in here.

560
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:36,680
Yeah, that was good.

561
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:39,400
Did you guys think that was fucking Paul Schrader?

562
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:41,280
Oh, is it a priest?

563
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:43,480
No, because I don't mentally project him

564
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:45,400
into anything I'm doing anymore.

565
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:46,800
It's like, anymore.

566
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:48,120
I used to, but not anymore.

567
00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:48,960
Is this a Slenderman situation?

568
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:50,480
You just see Paul Schrader everywhere you go now.

569
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:52,800
It is a nightmare for me.

570
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:54,280
You're like, is this movie going to be funny?

571
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:57,760
Oh, is that Paul Schrader? No.

572
00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:00,800
Yeah, so he's Bill Furpo.

573
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:04,640
Nicolas Cage is just trying to live a straight life.

574
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:08,920
Finds out his brothers are getting released early, early parole.

575
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:12,360
I love Dave's speech at the parole board

576
00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:16,920
because he just starts in talking about dinosaurs and pterodactyls

577
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:21,720
and how they fly over their problems and all this.

578
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:24,640
And the parole board is just like, what are is there?

579
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:25,680
Is there a point to this?

580
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:27,800
Just skip to the end. And he's like, OK.

581
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:30,240
And he like mentally fast forwards for a second.

582
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,920
He's like, and like the mighty pterodactyl,

583
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:36,080
I will fly above all my problems.

584
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:39,160
It's like, oh, God.

585
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:42,000
Also, both these movies had great parole board scenes.

586
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,640
Yeah. Good parole board scenes.

587
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,200
Nice parallels again.

588
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:48,680
No, we can talk about this briefly at the end,

589
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:51,000
but there were a lot of weird parallels in these two films.

590
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:56,400
It's like we've been given 64 different versions of the same movie

591
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:58,680
just presented through different eyes.

592
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:00,800
The NCU. Yeah.

593
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:02,680
The New Cage universe.

594
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:04,320
Oh, man.

595
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:06,120
So they get paroled.

596
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:07,600
Yeah, he has to pick them up.

597
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:10,520
I like how one John Lovitz is leaving the prison.

598
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:13,280
He tips one of the guards.

599
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:16,320
Oh, yeah. He just treats it like he's leaving.

600
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:18,800
Yeah. You sell something nice.

601
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:23,600
John Lovitz is just like a chronic liar.

602
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:25,240
Like he never tells the truth.

603
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:27,720
And Dana Carvey plays a kleptomaniac.

604
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,000
I mean, he's just stealing something in every scene.

605
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:33,520
Like from the very beginning, he steals the parole board

606
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:36,280
officials like tie pin.

607
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:37,400
Yeah, I don't know.

608
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:40,760
I'm assuming he like shook his hand or like, oh, yeah.

609
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:42,640
Steals all the pen knowing Alvin.

610
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:43,920
He probably hugged him at the end.

611
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:46,160
I was going to say when you get paroled, you get to hug everybody.

612
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:47,440
So that's how it goes.

613
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:50,720
I also I do like when I'm still on the lam thing.

614
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:51,840
So I haven't.

615
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:53,880
Fortunately, we're going to record this in a new spot sensor.

616
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:55,480
Take that cops. Yeah.

617
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:56,400
You'll never take us alive.

618
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:58,960
Coppers. I don't like give them the option.

619
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:02,880
The out. It's like, no, no, please try to take us alive.

620
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:07,080
Well, if the cops in this movie are any indication, they fucking shoot

621
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:10,160
first like regular cops and the last movie, too.

622
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:14,040
Again. Oh, I loved when Alvin just being a kleptomaniac.

623
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:17,520
He tries to steal the toy out of a box of Captain Crunch.

624
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:19,720
Not the sear. It doesn't want to take the whole box.

625
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:21,520
He just wants the toy.

626
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:25,760
Yeah. And it must be terrible having a brother like that around

627
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:28,600
because they're in this town in Pennsylvania

628
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:33,800
and they're getting the materials they need to rob this bank,

629
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:35,640
like ski masks and stuff.

630
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:39,600
And he's just emptying out a box of cereal on the floor

631
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,200
just for a plastic piece of shit toy.

632
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:45,600
But then you get like a funny moment where you like takes the toy

633
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:46,840
and like steps to walk away.

634
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:48,840
And it's just like Captain Crunch under his feet.

635
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:53,240
And he sits there, looks at it and then slowly takes another step.

636
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:56,160
And it's like 1994.

637
00:30:57,120 --> 00:31:00,480
Oh, yes. That very specific brand of comedy. It is.

638
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:03,200
So, yeah, the two boys are out on parole.

639
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:09,840
So John Lovitz told his mother and offer Bill that, you know,

640
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:13,000
he had this note and it was from another inmate.

641
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:16,560
And they were saying like, oh, check on my daughter.

642
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:18,800
So and so stop story.

643
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:22,080
So they while in town, there's

644
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:26,920
that scene where they make maferbo read the letter.

645
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:30,200
And what is it? If you and if you don't, I will get out of prison

646
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:33,920
and I will rip off your head and shit down. Yeah.

647
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:37,080
And she's crying at how beautiful this letter is.

648
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:40,760
So both very eloquent letter movies.

649
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:42,200
Again, another connection. Yeah.

650
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:46,320
The written word we what I'm saying is we watch the same movie twice. Yeah.

651
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:49,920
But this time with John Lovitz instead of John Goodman.

652
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:52,240
Yeah, we changed Jones. Yeah.

653
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:54,440
That's a John downgrade. Yeah.

654
00:31:54,440 --> 00:32:00,480
So, yeah, they go to Pennsylvania because they got this letter.

655
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:04,120
And then while out and about in town,

656
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:07,920
like an Alvin tries robbing someplace like he's taking the money

657
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:10,800
out of the register and then that was in New York.

658
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,680
Yeah. In New York.

659
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:14,760
And Bill is like, hey, stop it.

660
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:16,560
And then they get chased by the cops.

661
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:21,200
Nicholas Cage, you know, convinces the cop that he was an undercover cop

662
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:23,280
from the Bronx or something.

663
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:24,600
Lower Queens, lower Queens.

664
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,200
And thank you for being the detail guy today. Yeah.

665
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:31,160
Again, so I just between travel and work this week.

666
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:34,320
I just watched this movie at 10 o'clock last night. Yeah.

667
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:36,360
So it hasn't even been 12 hours.

668
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:38,360
Hot and fresh. Yeah, it's all in there.

669
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:42,600
Pretends to be a cop. Long story short, Dave convinces Bill

670
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:46,600
that he left his wallet at the crime scene and the cops are coming to get him.

671
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:50,120
So they run away and they run to Pennsylvania.

672
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:52,960
I'm sure that makes sense. Yeah, I followed.

673
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:54,880
Well, you've seen the movie. Yeah.

674
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:57,320
When does that matter for this podcast?

675
00:32:57,320 --> 00:33:01,480
I'm fairly certain our entire audience does not watch these movies.

676
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,480
Except for Jiu Jitsu.

677
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:05,480
The number of people have told me they've watched Jiu Jitsu

678
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:07,640
because of our talking about Jiu Jitsu.

679
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:09,120
I think we should get a commission.

680
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:12,360
I think I have just more discerning friends

681
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:15,600
because they are not watching Jiu Jitsu based on what we said.

682
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:18,600
I have a hard time believing you have more discerning friends

683
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:19,880
considering your friends about us.

684
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:22,760
I thought you were going to say friends and I was like, Dick move.

685
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:25,640
So, yes, they go to Paradise, Pennsylvania.

686
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:29,040
Yeah. In pursuit of Sarah, the daughter of this guy,

687
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:34,360
they end up in this bank because there's a girl who works there named Sarah.

688
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:36,120
Sarah Connors.

689
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:37,760
So no, that's that's Terminator.

690
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:40,920
OK, Sarah. Sarah, see something. It's close. Yeah.

691
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:43,560
Connelly in concert. Yeah. Yeah.

692
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:45,080
But a different set, different name.

693
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:46,720
Yes, Sarah, but different last name.

694
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:48,800
They go in and it doesn't matter.

695
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:50,200
This character will never be developed.

696
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:52,640
Yeah. It's the girl from Twin Peaks.

697
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:55,520
A different one. A different girl. Yeah.

698
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:59,320
They're in there and then they just like see how fucking robbable

699
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:04,920
this bank is, because obviously this is what Dave brought them down there for.

700
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:07,680
The security guard is 100 years old and is asleep.

701
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:09,560
Yeah. And won't wake up for anything.

702
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:11,320
The cameras aren't plugged in. Yeah.

703
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:13,680
Like the wires are just hanging from the cameras.

704
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:16,840
It's ripe for the plundering.

705
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:21,000
And similar to the last movie, they get there right as like

706
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,720
there's a ton of money coming into the bank. Right.

707
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:26,320
Dave is just like, man, check this place out.

708
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:28,280
And Bill's like, it's like, doesn't matter.

709
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:29,480
There's no money in the vault.

710
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:32,880
And right as the door gets kicked in with giant bags of money with like

711
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:34,480
practically as dollar signs on them.

712
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:36,720
Yeah. Bank is re-upped.

713
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:38,120
They got that going for him.

714
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:41,120
So they decide they're going to rob this bank.

715
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:42,880
I do want to talk about that scene, though, because they're driving.

716
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:45,800
Well, Bill gets them out of there and they're driving away from the bank.

717
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:48,640
And Bill just says, if I had a gun, I'd rob that.

718
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:50,360
I'd go back in there and rob the bank right now.

719
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:54,320
And Dave's just like, so Bill, I told you, what if I told you

720
00:34:54,720 --> 00:34:58,000
there were some guns in the trunk?

721
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:03,560
And then, you know, because it got like he got the car from a gun runner.

722
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:07,680
So, I mean, there's a high likelihood that there's guns in the trunk.

723
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:09,440
The cage like balls over the side.

724
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:10,960
You're telling me there's guns that trunk.

725
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:12,440
I'm like, telling you where I got it from.

726
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:14,680
I'm like, but you haven't seen them now.

727
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:17,840
And then it opens it and Dana is like, hey, there's guns in the trunk.

728
00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:24,120
This movie had its moments.

729
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:27,160
They did like it's not the same like writing style.

730
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:32,320
Also kind of funny that both movies are writer director combinations.

731
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:34,120
So this written by the.

732
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:38,640
Again, the director of this film direct wrote the first two bad boys films.

733
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:42,240
So we're fucking on top. Yeah.

734
00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:44,240
They robbed the bank.

735
00:35:44,240 --> 00:35:45,600
And we'll just get right through this.

736
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:47,240
They robbed the bank.

737
00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:50,120
Then there's another great bank robbery scene where someone like

738
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:53,560
raises their hand and has something to say about how they're robbing the bank.

739
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:57,720
Yeah, for me, this movie, I felt pretty solid on this movie.

740
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,480
Then we get to the bank robbery scene and I'm like,

741
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:02,960
I just didn't like it so much.

742
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:07,920
I appreciate what they were doing because like they get in there.

743
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:09,280
They're robbing the bank.

744
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:14,840
But the bank vault is locked because the bank manager is at lunch across the street.

745
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:20,120
So the wife of the bank manager who has explained this to us is taken across.

746
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:25,120
Then Nicolas Cage and Dana Carvey are in the restaurant.

747
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:28,120
And then they have to re declare that it's a robbery,

748
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:30,920
but they have to specify it's a bank robbery.

749
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:35,400
So they take everybody from the restaurant back to the bank.

750
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:38,520
I loved that scene. They didn't want any witnesses.

751
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:40,600
Yeah, because Dana Carvey's like, well, if you leave him here,

752
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:41,960
any one of them call the cops.

753
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:44,840
Yeah. So they escort everyone across the street.

754
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:48,960
And now they just bring everybody into the bank.

755
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:50,640
And it's meanwhile,

756
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:55,560
oh, fucking John Lovitz is telling stories and like coaching people.

757
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:58,080
I'm like, like Lamaze and stuff.

758
00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:00,080
I'm like, how did just get through it?

759
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:01,600
I don't understand what Lamaze is.

760
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:05,840
I'm going to say that right now because I'm not a childbearing human yet.

761
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:08,800
It's probably the most PC thing you've ever seen on this podcast.

762
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:14,880
But they bring everybody back to the bank and finally,

763
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:18,000
you know, get the vault open, get the money and leave.

764
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:21,400
As they're leaving town, a blizzard is rolling in.

765
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:24,000
And this is how we get the name trapped in paradise,

766
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,480
because now they can't get out.

767
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,120
I want to just throw this in here right now.

768
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaking of the blizzard, my favorite fun fact about this film

769
00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:33,640
is because they needed the whole town to be covered in snow.

770
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:37,200
They used seventy five thousand pounds of custom

771
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:41,720
biodegradable potato flakes to add to the snow on the ground.

772
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:43,560
Yeah, it's like Idaho flakes. Yeah.

773
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:45,080
And they were from Idaho. Yeah.

774
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:49,040
When we were watching this, Josie was just like, how are they even trapped?

775
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:52,680
These roads are clear, like they're freshly plowed throughout all the movie.

776
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:55,200
Yeah, the criminals have no problem getting to paradise.

777
00:37:55,200 --> 00:38:00,360
Yeah, it's just like all these potato flakes are just the mounds of snow

778
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:03,520
that they've built up to make it look like there was a lot of snow,

779
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:04,360
but it's been plowed.

780
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:06,640
It's like anybody could drive out of there.

781
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:11,880
As Sean said, some criminals from New York whose original idea

782
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:14,600
was it was their idea to rob this bank.

783
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:18,800
John Lovitz and Dana Carvey just got out first and then robbed it.

784
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:24,720
And then when these criminals got out, they went on a little adventure.

785
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:29,480
That scene with the criminals in prison was fucking stupid.

786
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:33,040
Where it's like it's them talking about this whole situation.

787
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:36,160
And they're like, tell the story about your your daughter's bank again.

788
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:39,680
And he tells the story and it's like, hey, did you hear those furpos got out?

789
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:42,600
Well, also, the bank just got robbed. Convenient.

790
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:44,360
Yeah, like, fuck. It was bad.

791
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:46,760
That's absolutely true. It's a bad scene.

792
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:50,120
It's a terrible scene. So much of this is just like,

793
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:53,520
I mean, you get so many scenes in this movie where it's just presentational.

794
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:57,200
It's like, OK, there has to be this plot point.

795
00:38:57,200 --> 00:39:00,240
We don't know how to like eloquently get through it.

796
00:39:00,240 --> 00:39:03,800
So here is people giving you this story.

797
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:05,800
Yeah, I wrote him for you.

798
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:07,760
Oh, yeah. No, it's it's exposition, maybe.

799
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:09,720
Yeah. Then they went down.

800
00:39:09,720 --> 00:39:14,800
Well, they kidnapped Ma Furpo and you get lots of good Ma Furpo

801
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:19,640
being a sassy old lady and annoying the robbers or the criminals.

802
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:22,800
And then they go down to paradise and hijinks.

803
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:24,080
Hijinks do ensue.

804
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:27,280
So after they robbed the bank, they try and get out of paradise,

805
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:30,680
because once you've done a crime, you generally don't want to stay around.

806
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:33,880
There's that scene where Dana Carvey like is just revving the engine

807
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:35,840
because he wants to see how high you can get the needle to go

808
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:39,040
and then just peels out right when they get to the car.

809
00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:42,000
Does the classic like drives away when you get to the door?

810
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,760
Yeah, twice. So they have a stolen car, go back to their car.

811
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:47,800
But while driving out of town, cop sees them, starts chasing them.

812
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:51,040
They go over a bridge and they get picked up by a good Samaritan

813
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:54,280
going back to paradise, Wedwalk West Isle.

814
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:57,280
But it is the son of the bank manager.

815
00:39:57,280 --> 00:40:02,200
Yeah. So then they end up having Christmas Eve dinner with the bank manager

816
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:04,360
and the bank manager's wife.

817
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:07,040
And this is where all the kindness keeps coming out.

818
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:10,040
And it's like they take care of them because they, you know,

819
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:13,840
don't have any luggage or clothing and they give them like clean clothes.

820
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:17,040
They give them their Christmas presents to each other, which are clothes.

821
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:19,040
This isn't my quote for the movie, but this has one of the most

822
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:24,040
just disjointed lines in the film, which is Sarah sees Nick Cage

823
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:26,320
in the living room because she rents a room upstairs.

824
00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:28,040
You know, it's like, what are you doing here?

825
00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:31,280
And he's just like, I've had a bad night that I'd rather not recount.

826
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:34,280
That dog has three legs. Yeah.

827
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:38,280
Which apparently the dog was just owned by someone in the town

828
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:42,280
who the director saw like spectating one day and they were like,

829
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:44,040
let's get a three legged dog in this movie.

830
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:48,040
So the kindness of the town keeps kind of warming their hearts.

831
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:50,280
Making them want to not take this money.

832
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:54,040
They try to they end up trying to like take the money back

833
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:57,040
and like return it to the bank because Nicholas Cage

834
00:40:57,040 --> 00:41:00,040
sees that he still has the bank manager's keys.

835
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:04,040
They fuck up trying to put it back in, end up setting off the alarm

836
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:09,040
and they leave the money at the local pastor's front door

837
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:12,040
and tell him to get it back to the people.

838
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:13,040
And then they run off.

839
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:17,040
I think my favorite part of the end of the movie was just them escaping

840
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:19,040
in the horse and sleigh.

841
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:21,040
It was their third or fourth escaped attempt.

842
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:26,040
Yeah. But now they're as they steal the horse and sleigh

843
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:32,040
from the mentally handicapped person and son of the sheriff

844
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:34,040
who is a deputy. Yeah.

845
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:38,040
And I don't know, like they show him shooting later and he doesn't

846
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:40,040
hit somebody like shoot somebody. Yeah.

847
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:41,040
He saves the day.

848
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:44,040
He knocks the gun out of one of the criminals hands and then shoots

849
00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:46,040
the other criminal through the window.

850
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:51,040
And so for somebody who's that cross-eyed being able to shoot straight,

851
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:52,040
that was impressive.

852
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:57,040
I mean, like he literally looked like one of the assholes from Spaceballs.

853
00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:59,040
Eyes are crossed. Yeah.

854
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:00,040
I enjoyed it.

855
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:03,040
There's a pretty decent chase sequence where they're on the sleigh

856
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:07,040
and like they're the FBI is doing a low budget

857
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:09,040
Blues Brothers style like pile up behind them.

858
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:11,040
Yeah. Which is kind of fun.

859
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:14,040
I got to say I loved Richard Jenkins as the FBI agent.

860
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:16,040
He's so fucking good. He's a great.

861
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:18,040
What's his name? I tried looking at it.

862
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:19,040
He's a or something. Yeah.

863
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:23,040
What was his first name is like so so Bolba so Bolba.

864
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:26,040
Bolba, Pazer. That's my next D&D character.

865
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:29,040
So Bolba, Wado, you got all the good ones. Yeah.

866
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:32,040
So the town gets the money back.

867
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:36,040
The bad guys get re-arrested.

868
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:39,040
Nicolas Cage and his brothers kind of get off, you know, like the town.

869
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:42,040
Again, much like the last film, the town forgives them.

870
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:44,040
Yeah, it's a Christmas movie. Yeah.

871
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:46,040
Well, like the FBI agents there.

872
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:48,040
OK, there's no money. There's no hard evidence,

873
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:51,040
but there's a town full of people who saw them and they're like, yep,

874
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:54,040
not these guys. They saved the town.

875
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:59,040
The FBI agent also does point out that two of them have broken parole.

876
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:04,040
Well, parole violations is pretty below the FBI.

877
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:07,040
So just nobody seems to care. But again, Christmas movie.

878
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:08,040
Yeah, it's a Christmas movie.

879
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:12,040
I mean, this might be my new go to bad Christmas movie seen as I can't really

880
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:14,040
watch the ref anymore. Thanks to Kevin Spacey.

881
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:16,040
Fuck you, Spacey. I'll keep that in.

882
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:19,040
It's it's cool to say fuck Spacey.

883
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:22,040
That's the movie. Nick Cage. Nick Cage finds love at the end.

884
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:26,040
Yeah. Yeah. By the really boring person with a character who was never developed.

885
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:29,040
Nobody was developed. But again, we said the director had no interest in directing

886
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:34,040
this film without oversight. Nick Cage is wildly all over the place.

887
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:38,040
You see every instant of cageing out in this film.

888
00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:41,040
I think this is the most cagey film that we've seen so far.

889
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:45,040
I know he has some other ones that are crazier, but like I made a note of it.

890
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:50,040
It was like, holy fuck. Every scene, every delivery, mid delivery, he will change

891
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:53,040
his candor. Like this is not a consistent character.

892
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:56,040
And he's the straight man. And he's the straight man.

893
00:43:56,040 --> 00:44:00,040
There's a scene that's very cagey and it's when they're waiting for the bank key

894
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:06,040
and he just goes key, key. Oh, when's he get back?

895
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:08,040
Or when he's just chasing the bank manager.

896
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:11,040
I've been coming, coming, coming. I do like.

897
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:14,040
The cop is coming after us. The cop is coming after us.

898
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:17,040
Most of my quotes involve him being mad at Dana Carvey.

899
00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:22,040
Yeah, I didn't love to the point of remembering any Nicholas Cage stuff.

900
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:24,040
It's like, it was good for what it was.

901
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:28,040
And the performance he brought to the quotes was fine.

902
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:33,040
None of them, I think, made it into like a re quotable sentence for me.

903
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:40,040
For me, like the best quote of the movie is a Dana Carvey quote.

904
00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:46,040
And it's just at the very end when Ma Ma Ferbo is like, oh, your brother's going to get hitched.

905
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:48,040
What are you two going to get hitched?

906
00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:51,040
And Dana Carvey is just like hitched.

907
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:57,040
We're not even attracted to each other. It's a great line in reference to him and Dave.

908
00:44:57,040 --> 00:45:00,040
There's also just another good little interaction when they first get out of prison

909
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:04,040
and you see Dana Carvey, who is clearly not all there.

910
00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:10,040
They're driving away and Dana Carvey just in the back seat and ask if they can stop on the way home to get some ring dings and milk.

911
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:13,040
Yeah, and they can just go milk for the kids. Yeah.

912
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:15,040
Ring dings and milk. Oh, sure.

913
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:18,040
Then we'll get some balloons, go to a puppet show.

914
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:20,040
What are you two years old?

915
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:23,040
So my favorite quote came right after that, too.

916
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:30,040
So it's same car situation and then he he's explaining to them how because they're out on parole, he's in charge of them.

917
00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:36,040
So he says, so quiet down, my little ones and call me dad.

918
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:40,040
Yeah. Yeah. His performance is very weird in this.

919
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:44,040
It's not super consistent. It's not in line.

920
00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:52,040
I feel like with the I would I would say the tone of the movie, but it's all such a fucking mess.

921
00:45:52,040 --> 00:46:00,040
Yeah, I think because the director was so hands off on any of the performances, Cage just got to sort of do whatever he wanted.

922
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:07,040
Well, like, according to John Lovett, the director just didn't want to direct and he just kind of told him to do whatever they wanted, which is wild.

923
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:13,040
They're definitely trying to ride on that that high of Nicolas Cage throughout the year.

924
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:19,040
Well, also, this is like Dana Carvey and John Lovett's is like first, I think, first film after leaving SNL.

925
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:25,040
Yeah. And 1994 was a big year for Nick Cage. This is the fourth film, Nick Cage film to be released that year.

926
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:30,040
We had Red Rock West, which was filmed a couple of years earlier, but got released that year.

927
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:33,040
Guardian Test, which we haven't seen. And it could happen to you.

928
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:38,040
And two of those movies we will be discussing again later as they've already made their way to the second round.

929
00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:44,040
But yeah, that was trapped in paradise. Yeah, it was a fun movie. I enjoyed watching it.

930
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:49,040
Two weird comedy of errors tying it and tying it to Red Rock West.

931
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:54,040
It's another thing where it's like, all right, a crime has happened. Now I'm going to leave town. Oh, wait, I'm not.

932
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:58,040
I'm trapped here. So, you know, fun times had by all.

933
00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:09,040
I think on an initial watch, I think I enjoyed the stupidity of trapped in paradise more, not having grok on to what was going on with Raising Arizona immediately.

934
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:12,040
But I think Raising Arizona is going to be more fun to watch a second time.

935
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:17,040
I would say definitely Raising Arizona through both of my watches.

936
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:22,040
And the Coens are just so they made it such a captivating movie. They did.

937
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:29,040
They got me from the very beginning. They they just hit you with such a great premise.

938
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:34,040
Walking Nicolas Cage in repeatedly, getting his mug shot done.

939
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:40,040
And you see his relationship. It's so big. Everything is so big.

940
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:44,040
It's like Ed is such a hard cop. She's like, turn to the left.

941
00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:53,040
Turn left. No. Then next time it's like, you know, she's a little softer than she's crying because her finance broke up with her.

942
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:57,040
Obviously, it's the better movie. Yeah, it is. And I am look that one.

943
00:47:57,040 --> 00:48:03,040
I'm so much more looking forward to rewatching and having a more self aware view of it.

944
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:14,040
Yeah. So next episode, we're back on to the serious bracket and we have leaving Las Vegas and the runner, which I don't remember.

945
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:20,040
I think it's a political never heard of her. But I'm kind of excited because I haven't seen leaving Las Vegas.

946
00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:25,040
Have you guys? No, I've not. I've never seen a Nicolas Cage movie. That's a lie.

947
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:29,040
You've seen 20. Yeah. How about a little sign off?

948
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:35,040
I love you, Peter. Oh, thank you. Yes. Do I have to say it back?

949
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:40,040
Goodbye, everybody. Good night. And God bless.

950
00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:49,040
Hayden, jump down in the comments and tell us how bracket. Yeah.

951
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:53,040
Yeah. Do it in the comments and don't do it to me while I'm trying to sleep. Yeah.

952
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:59,040
Actually, whisper it to him in his sleep. Just that's how it gets in deep. Yeah.

953
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:28,040
Just sneak your way in. Please don't.

