1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,660 Oh, God. Oh, my God. 2 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:16,560 As someone who's raised pigs and I don't want to get into it. 3 00:00:17,660 --> 00:00:21,660 Yeah, pigs, they're biters, but they're also really smart. 4 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:25,400 Well, welcome back to cage match with Nick and Sean 5 00:00:25,820 --> 00:00:28,500 colon around about way of meeting Nicholas Cage. 6 00:00:28,500 --> 00:00:32,980 I am your host, Sean, with my cohost Nick and our producer. 7 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:34,740 Peter. Hello. 8 00:00:34,740 --> 00:00:40,580 This week, we will be discussing two fine films. 9 00:00:41,460 --> 00:00:44,020 Yeah, they will be movies, movies. 10 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:48,520 Not to give up the goat too much, but I really liked one of them. 11 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:50,200 Yeah, one of them was great. 12 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:52,960 Somehow I feel like we're going to have different opinions of what's great. 13 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:55,300 Considering last week. 14 00:00:55,300 --> 00:00:59,740 No, I think I'd be real disappointed if we didn't agree this week. 15 00:01:00,140 --> 00:01:04,240 We are discussing Pig and cinematic 16 00:01:05,340 --> 00:01:07,560 film left behind 17 00:01:09,180 --> 00:01:12,920 the cinematic, the leavings behind left behind. 18 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:15,160 I think one of these movies is more. 19 00:01:16,260 --> 00:01:19,620 Right for comedy gold, and we are a comedy podcast, 20 00:01:19,620 --> 00:01:23,420 so let's start with left behind and Nick, why don't you tell us 21 00:01:23,420 --> 00:01:25,260 what this movie was about? 22 00:01:25,260 --> 00:01:34,580 Oh, this movie is about Nicholas Cage, who is a airline pilot. 23 00:01:34,580 --> 00:01:37,520 Yeah, he's a pilot in this movie for an airplane. 24 00:01:37,540 --> 00:01:38,520 Rayford Steel. 25 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:41,380 Yeah, the dumbest, second dumbest name in the movie. 26 00:01:42,060 --> 00:01:45,720 The dumbest being his son, Rami, because it's spelled R.A. 27 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:49,120 Y.M.I. I miss that. 28 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:51,220 Yeah, it's hateful. 29 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:53,820 Yeah, Nicholas Cage, he's a pilot. 30 00:01:53,820 --> 00:01:58,020 He's going to fly a plane in the movie. 31 00:01:58,500 --> 00:02:02,400 His daughter comes home to surprise him for his birthday for college. 32 00:02:02,740 --> 00:02:09,000 But Nicholas Cage is trying to hook up with this flight attendant. 33 00:02:09,340 --> 00:02:13,780 That's the term these days gets kind of caught in the act by his daughter. 34 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:18,620 Then he just gets on the plane anyways, with his tickets to go see you, too. 35 00:02:18,780 --> 00:02:20,720 I mean, he had to go. 36 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:22,980 I mean, he did have to do his job. 37 00:02:22,980 --> 00:02:27,020 Well, at that point, but he was obviously lying the whole time 38 00:02:27,020 --> 00:02:30,400 because he said he like just got called in that morning. 39 00:02:30,660 --> 00:02:34,560 But then he got the tickets and he'd been trying to get them for like two weeks. 40 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:36,800 So and the show was in London. Yeah. 41 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:39,940 Yeah. Yeah. So clearly he had other plans. 42 00:02:39,940 --> 00:02:44,140 He didn't give a shit and didn't care that his daughter was coming home 43 00:02:44,140 --> 00:02:46,040 to surprise him. It was fine. 44 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:47,740 So they get on the plane. 45 00:02:47,740 --> 00:02:50,480 Oh, Jesus. And then there's Chad Michael Murray. 46 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:52,640 He plays Jesus. 47 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:56,240 Yeah. He plays an investigative journalist 48 00:02:56,780 --> 00:03:00,660 who does actually know investigative journalism ever. 49 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:06,400 And so they had to give him a job that was plot reasonable. 50 00:03:07,060 --> 00:03:08,560 They call him an investigative journalist. 51 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:10,700 He's just a disaster journalist. Yes. 52 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,760 Like he goes around and films like earthquakes and shit. 53 00:03:14,260 --> 00:03:15,900 That's not investigative journalism. 54 00:03:15,900 --> 00:03:20,000 You know why the earthquake happened and where and who. 55 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:23,480 And stuff. So it's it's pretty pretty weak. 56 00:03:23,740 --> 00:03:26,940 But wait, Nick, who made the earthquake? 57 00:03:27,380 --> 00:03:29,780 Russell Brand. 58 00:03:29,780 --> 00:03:31,980 Oh, I didn't even put that together. Wow. 59 00:03:31,980 --> 00:03:35,820 Oh, no, I've been thinking about what a dick Russell Brand was this whole time. 60 00:03:35,820 --> 00:03:37,920 It was awful. Yes. 61 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:41,120 Listen to episode two for context. Yeah. Yeah. 62 00:03:41,620 --> 00:03:45,320 There's all sorts of like callbacks these days now that we've got such a 63 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:51,260 such a such a large library of content to get you back into it. 64 00:03:51,260 --> 00:03:53,500 Which just a harp on episode two's point again, 65 00:03:54,060 --> 00:03:56,460 this is the third episode and they're hour long episodes. 66 00:03:56,460 --> 00:03:58,000 Go listen to the first two. 67 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:02,500 Yeah. I mean, you could probably take a dump and listen to a whole episode in one go. 68 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:08,180 So Rayford Steel flies his stupid plane up into the air. 69 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:13,480 Something tells me this isn't the movie you like. 70 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:15,320 I love this movie. 71 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:19,480 All his stupid daughter, Chloe, is still on the ground and she's all upset. 72 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:21,920 She like has a bone to pick with Christianity. 73 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:27,020 Her mom like got all like born again and just went wild with it. Yeah. 74 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:33,400 Which is really kind of she blames that for her parents failing marriage. 75 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:35,840 And I don't know, but she went to college. 76 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:40,040 So it's not like she stuck around to try and help rekindle the passion. 77 00:04:40,140 --> 00:04:42,700 But her poor little brother, Rami, is. Oh, yeah. 78 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:46,440 The short version of this is Rayford has a bad day at work 79 00:04:47,180 --> 00:04:49,940 because the rapture happens. Yeah. 80 00:04:50,940 --> 00:04:53,680 Yeah. So but it's the dumbest rapture ever. 81 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:57,080 Can we talk about that Photoshop job of the family? 82 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:59,620 Oh, the family photo. It's so good. 83 00:04:59,820 --> 00:05:04,260 He looks like he's coming through like an ethereal, like 84 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:08,160 gauzy veil as he just shifts. 85 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:10,900 That's the photo we should have used. 86 00:05:10,900 --> 00:05:12,160 Oh, God, that would have been good. 87 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:14,600 We'll put it up on Twitter. Yeah. Yeah. OK. 88 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:15,800 Oh, yeah. We have a Twitter now. 89 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:17,840 Yeah. It was at whatever we made that. 90 00:05:18,740 --> 00:05:23,200 While Rayford is in the air and to get away from her mother, 91 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:29,820 Chloe takes Rami to the mall where there is a sick hip hop dance group. 92 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:32,080 They were great doing. 93 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:35,420 They were actually the best like performers of the movie. 94 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:38,280 Shockingly true. 95 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:42,000 But, you know, that's just so we know that this movie is hip 96 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:45,840 and with it, the best rapture scene they could have had is during the hip hop 97 00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:49,160 dancer team when the guy goes sliding across the floor on his head. 98 00:05:49,260 --> 00:05:51,640 Oh, yeah. If the rapture happened right then and he got raptured, 99 00:05:51,900 --> 00:05:52,800 that would have been sick. 100 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:57,240 Absolutely. Hat just sliding bucket hat upside down, sliding across the floor. 101 00:05:57,500 --> 00:06:00,340 Fuck, yeah. I want that. 102 00:06:00,340 --> 00:06:03,120 She loses track for a brother for a second, finds them. 103 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:06,520 And when she goes to embrace him, because, you know, they love each other. 104 00:06:07,280 --> 00:06:09,920 The screen kind of flashes and there's a wow. 105 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:12,760 And suddenly there's just clothes in her arms. 106 00:06:13,300 --> 00:06:15,940 Yeah, clothes that were like still standing up. 107 00:06:15,940 --> 00:06:17,300 It's like that's a lot of starch. 108 00:06:17,300 --> 00:06:18,740 I don't think that kids hit puberty. 109 00:06:18,740 --> 00:06:21,540 So those socks have no right to be that stiff. 110 00:06:21,940 --> 00:06:24,540 Well, OK, that goes to my. 111 00:06:24,540 --> 00:06:28,020 What's your point coming off of a beat off joke? 112 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:30,840 So that's my point about this whole movie. 113 00:06:30,840 --> 00:06:34,380 Within this film, all children get raptured. 114 00:06:34,380 --> 00:06:38,180 All children get saved, which I was raised in the Catholic Church. 115 00:06:38,180 --> 00:06:42,260 Not true. Some of them get saved. 116 00:06:42,780 --> 00:06:44,780 Original sin is a thing. 117 00:06:44,780 --> 00:06:47,860 There had to be some 12 year old somewhere. 118 00:06:47,860 --> 00:06:50,900 Now, wait, who was just discovered himself when the rapture happened? 119 00:06:51,020 --> 00:06:52,900 Who's still in his bathroom? 120 00:06:52,900 --> 00:06:55,540 Yeah. So, OK, two things. 121 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:59,700 I think that puberty is the cutoff, because once you've hit puberty, 122 00:06:59,700 --> 00:07:01,740 you've obviously whacked off. 123 00:07:01,740 --> 00:07:03,880 I discovered myself early and often. 124 00:07:03,940 --> 00:07:06,440 I mean, I to be fair, I had a mustache at nine. 125 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:09,580 So you earned it while in midair. 126 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:11,740 Rapture happens. 127 00:07:11,740 --> 00:07:15,240 A sizable chunk of people disappear off the plane. 128 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:17,660 So obviously, everyone's freaking out. 129 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:22,180 The cockpit gets bum rushed because the pilot clearly knows what's going on. 130 00:07:22,420 --> 00:07:23,860 There's the bum rushing, though. 131 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:28,760 And the way he gets them to go back to their seats is and maybe this is what pilots can do. 132 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:30,200 And I did not fact check this. 133 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:33,900 He made it so that everyone needed to use their oxygen. 134 00:07:34,060 --> 00:07:36,300 Oh, yeah. He like depressurized the cabin. 135 00:07:36,300 --> 00:07:39,000 Yeah. Well, you know, can that just happen at any time? 136 00:07:39,380 --> 00:07:40,880 That would be terrifying. 137 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:45,080 No shit. Like one really depressed pilot's like, fuck it. 138 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:47,580 Depressurized. Take everybody with me. 139 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:51,980 They're only six hours out from New York, so they bust a bitch and head back to New York. 140 00:07:53,220 --> 00:07:55,060 They were three hours out of three hours. 141 00:07:55,060 --> 00:07:59,120 Yeah, OK. They're flying back to New York. 142 00:07:59,300 --> 00:08:01,400 You're paying more attention than me. 143 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:02,900 I've watched it twice. 144 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:04,640 What can I say? I'm sorry. 145 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:08,900 Yeah, it was rough. That second viewing was definitely over two trips. 146 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:13,740 While flying back, they have a run in with another plane 147 00:08:13,740 --> 00:08:16,180 that no longer has its crew. 148 00:08:16,820 --> 00:08:18,640 Yeah. Or at least it's pilots. 149 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:20,320 Some God lovers on that flight. 150 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:23,620 Yeah. But all Jesus Airways. Yeah. Virgin Airlines. 151 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:25,760 He's trying to get back to New York. 152 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:28,120 Can't get in touch with anybody on the ground. 153 00:08:28,460 --> 00:08:33,260 They do hit their wing, strikes the other plane 154 00:08:33,260 --> 00:08:35,840 and they're leaking fuel rapidly. 155 00:08:36,060 --> 00:08:39,600 That's not leaking. They're just draining, draining fuel. 156 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:41,800 Yeah. At one point, the fuel ignites. 157 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:44,840 No, there's like a cool fireball in the back of the thing. 158 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:46,980 But it's not the plane that's on fire. 159 00:08:46,980 --> 00:08:48,040 It's just the fuel. 160 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:51,480 And, you know, Rayford knows this because Chad Michael Murray 161 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:55,920 used his stupid camera to take a photo of it and tell him there. 162 00:08:56,020 --> 00:08:59,520 Now we've justified him being an investigative journalist. 163 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:03,860 All the while, Chloe, who was holding the clothes, 164 00:09:03,860 --> 00:09:05,300 which I have to assume involves underwear, 165 00:09:05,300 --> 00:09:07,600 even though you never see underwear on any of these 166 00:09:09,260 --> 00:09:11,440 saved individuals. 167 00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:14,200 Man, is everyone just like swinging free in the. 168 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:16,540 Sounds like heaven to me. 169 00:09:16,540 --> 00:09:23,040 Even though she's like holding the clothes, she decides 170 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:26,520 she's going to initially she's going to try and drive. 171 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:30,520 But for reasons that happen a lot, that doesn't happen. 172 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:33,220 Jesus. Yeah. So like she's in the mall. 173 00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:37,320 Oh, Chloe looking for her brother, who, again, 174 00:09:38,060 --> 00:09:41,600 is does she just assume he's now naked roaming the streets? 175 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:45,160 But like goes to the nearest hospital 176 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:49,540 and breaks in to find her brother, 177 00:09:49,540 --> 00:09:53,040 who again disappeared while in her arms. 178 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:57,140 It's kind of weird to me that they locked the door to the hospital. 179 00:09:57,680 --> 00:10:01,680 Also, like there's only 30 people in the front of that thing. Yeah. Yeah. 180 00:10:01,680 --> 00:10:04,020 And she's just like, I can't stand in this line. 181 00:10:04,820 --> 00:10:07,160 No window smash. Yeah. 182 00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:09,860 But OK, so the sidebar there, 183 00:10:10,420 --> 00:10:14,360 I like that she's just fucking rolling around 184 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:20,200 and she looks at the TV and the news is up and it's like chaos at the hospital. 185 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:23,440 And the next scene, she's at the hospital. 186 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:28,980 It's like her initial thought is just, oh, my God, the hospital is off the hook. 187 00:10:29,180 --> 00:10:30,580 I got to go there. 188 00:10:30,580 --> 00:10:31,780 Ramy could be there. 189 00:10:31,780 --> 00:10:34,120 It's like, why would Ramy have gone to the hospital? 190 00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:35,960 I hate her. 191 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:38,460 Oh, and she sees the ambulance. 192 00:10:38,460 --> 00:10:39,760 It's like, is he in there? 193 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:41,900 Oh, yeah. Is it Ramy? 194 00:10:41,900 --> 00:10:43,760 The cops are getting the fuck back. 195 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:48,400 It's like the only time I've respected a cop is when he tells her to back the fuck up. 196 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:51,400 So God damn, this movie sucks. 197 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:54,140 She makes she makes her way home to find. 198 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:57,680 Her mom was ready because her mom was like warning her about the 199 00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:01,080 the rapture at the beginning of the film. 200 00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:04,020 And then right when it was time to go up, her mom was like, 201 00:11:04,420 --> 00:11:07,020 I'm going to clean myself for Jesus takes a shower. 202 00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:10,920 So, you know, no clothes up behind just just the necklace that 203 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:14,760 Chloe made, which was a plot point. 204 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:20,500 She would have been real like moist, though, like she was raptured wet. 205 00:11:20,700 --> 00:11:21,420 Yeah. 206 00:11:21,420 --> 00:11:24,100 Damp for Jesus. Damp for Jesus. 207 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:26,740 Leah Thompson, too, from Back to the Future. 208 00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:30,840 Yeah, it was a rough time, I guess, in 2014. 209 00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:35,300 OK, so yeah, she goes to the hospital. 210 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:38,480 Not there goes home, goes home. 211 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:40,920 Mom's jewelry is just sitting in the shower. 212 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:42,980 Oh, did we neglect to say she was in a shower? 213 00:11:42,980 --> 00:11:44,920 Was I just talking about how wet she was? 214 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:46,880 Yeah, no, we talked about that. 215 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,060 She was in the shower. 216 00:11:48,060 --> 00:11:49,020 Oh, got raptured. 217 00:11:49,020 --> 00:11:51,760 Gets a voicemail from her dad who has a satellite phone. 218 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:52,960 Yeah, because he's a pilot. 219 00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:55,400 He's a pilot. And Chad Michael Murray also has a satellite phone 220 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:57,100 because he's an investigative journalist. 221 00:11:57,100 --> 00:11:57,760 Investigative journalist. 222 00:11:57,760 --> 00:12:02,400 Also, we forgot to mention that Chloe and Chad Michael Murray's character Buck 223 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:08,040 met in the airport and kind of hit it off, including after she blows him off. 224 00:12:08,980 --> 00:12:11,980 He gives her a kiss on the cheek because that's a completely normal thing 225 00:12:11,980 --> 00:12:14,120 to do to a stranger. 226 00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:16,120 But she gets a voicemail from her dad. 227 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:18,680 If you're Joe Biden, I guess. 228 00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:20,820 The second the. 229 00:12:20,820 --> 00:12:22,220 Topical humor. 230 00:12:22,220 --> 00:12:24,560 I'm the Murphy Brown of podcasts. 231 00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:27,000 She gets a voicemail from her father, 232 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,740 which is right before the impact with the other plane. 233 00:12:29,740 --> 00:12:31,200 So she thinks her dad's dead. 234 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:34,200 So she does the only logical thing left. 235 00:12:34,580 --> 00:12:36,800 Walk to a bridge and climb to the top of it. 236 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:38,300 Oh, yeah. 237 00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:41,180 All the while back in the air, Buck 238 00:12:41,180 --> 00:12:44,480 and Rayford, I keep wanting to say Raymond, but Rayford. 239 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:45,180 Yeah, I know. 240 00:12:45,180 --> 00:12:49,480 Try to keep the crew and the passengers of the flight 241 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:51,360 together and safe. 242 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:55,120 All while quickly running out of fuel, going down. 243 00:12:55,460 --> 00:13:00,660 This movie goes out of its way to introduce characters that you 244 00:13:01,300 --> 00:13:03,600 this is all Christian propaganda. 245 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:05,700 I missed that part. 246 00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:07,900 So it goes out of its way to introduce characters 247 00:13:07,900 --> 00:13:10,180 that clearly aren't going to get raptured. 248 00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:12,540 It takes an hour for the rapture to happen. 249 00:13:12,540 --> 00:13:14,540 Oh, you are. Yeah. OK. 250 00:13:14,540 --> 00:13:18,940 Yeah. It's a full hour before anybody gets raptured. 251 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:22,720 But they seem to go out of the way to like be like, see, we're not judging people. 252 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:27,160 But the one actual God spearing character on the plane 253 00:13:27,620 --> 00:13:30,300 doesn't get raptured, who just happens to be Muslim. 254 00:13:31,300 --> 00:13:33,960 I mean, he probably did something else in his life. 255 00:13:34,660 --> 00:13:35,860 What about the old lady? 256 00:13:35,860 --> 00:13:38,600 Her husband got raptured. That was fucked up. 257 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,640 So there's an old lady dementia. 258 00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:43,340 Yeah, she's old, has dementia husband. 259 00:13:43,580 --> 00:13:48,340 I'm not going to like say I'm buying into every stereotype, but he was Jewish. 260 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:51,020 They made a Jewish stereotype. 261 00:13:51,020 --> 00:13:54,620 He got raptured, which I'm pretty sure is a New Testament thing. 262 00:13:55,580 --> 00:13:59,020 But the sweet old lady doesn't get raptured. 263 00:13:59,060 --> 00:14:00,420 Nope. Satanist. 264 00:14:00,420 --> 00:14:03,020 And she probably likes butt stuff. 265 00:14:03,020 --> 00:14:04,900 God hates butt stuff. 266 00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:06,460 Oh, Chloe. 267 00:14:06,460 --> 00:14:08,700 Chloe goes to see her mother's pastor. 268 00:14:09,300 --> 00:14:10,960 Oh, yeah. Pastor doesn't get. 269 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:12,540 He doesn't get raptured because, you know, you have to. 270 00:14:12,540 --> 00:14:14,700 You can't just say it. You have to believe in your heart. 271 00:14:14,700 --> 00:14:16,680 Yeah. Yeah. He stopped believing. 272 00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:19,580 Although I wanted to make some assumptions about him, but they weren't Catholic. 273 00:14:19,580 --> 00:14:21,540 So, you know, Remy was probably fun. 274 00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:26,620 He's going to talk in the same scene about like how, you know, he he doesn't believe 275 00:14:26,620 --> 00:14:27,920 he doesn't feel it. 276 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:31,920 But then he's also going to say like God took your mom and brother 277 00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:33,560 to save them and protect them. 278 00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:35,720 And it's like, well, which is it? Do you believe or not believe? 279 00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:37,820 Yeah. Well, you have to believe now. 280 00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:40,700 Do you? I mean, I don't know. 281 00:14:40,700 --> 00:14:42,200 I believe less. Yeah. 282 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:46,160 Oh, I believe in the power of good drugs. 283 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:49,840 Yeah. So Rayford seems to be the only person who puts two and two together 284 00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:51,740 on the plane as to what's going on. 285 00:14:51,740 --> 00:14:53,240 Also, the drug. Yeah. 286 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:54,580 Drug addled British lady. 287 00:14:54,580 --> 00:14:57,280 Yes. But you can't trust a British person. 288 00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:59,480 So who was and they don't 289 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:03,320 refer to his realization of it. 290 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:07,420 He was just sort of like, it's like, well, it must be the rapture 291 00:15:07,420 --> 00:15:10,020 because my wife told me about the rapture. 292 00:15:10,220 --> 00:15:12,260 Jesus. Yes. Yeah. 293 00:15:12,260 --> 00:15:17,160 And this is also pilots watch as, of course, John three, 16. 294 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:19,060 Yes, that's it. 295 00:15:19,060 --> 00:15:21,240 In like gold foil. 296 00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:23,840 Yeah, it was so bad. 297 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,200 It's so shitty. 298 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:28,040 That scene, it was killing me because he's like going through the wallet 299 00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:29,840 and just throwing random stuff. 300 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:32,580 And one of the things he pulls out is like a laminated card 301 00:15:32,580 --> 00:15:34,180 that just says visa. 302 00:15:34,180 --> 00:15:39,460 Oh, yeah. And just looks like the old like visa logo in card form. 303 00:15:39,860 --> 00:15:41,720 It was pretty good. 304 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:46,600 At least we knew what it was because in 2014, nobody's ever seen a debit card 305 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:51,460 before. So Chloe in her bad day 306 00:15:51,740 --> 00:15:54,100 almost gets hit by a car that goes careening through the mall. 307 00:15:54,340 --> 00:15:59,640 Yeah. A car that had no driver, but the engine revs as it speeds through them all. 308 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:03,840 And the woman, the passenger is already dead before it crashes. 309 00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:05,480 I didn't even notice a passenger. 310 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:07,480 Yeah, there's a bleeding passengers already dead. 311 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:10,380 No airbags go off in this car. 312 00:16:10,380 --> 00:16:13,280 Then goes to her car because she, you know, drove there. 313 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:18,660 So a single prop airplane comes careening out of the sky into her car. 314 00:16:18,660 --> 00:16:22,420 And then while walking to the hospital under a bridge, 315 00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:26,060 some guy, somebody on a moped revs up, drives by, steals her purse. 316 00:16:26,060 --> 00:16:30,340 And then this has to be at least 20 minutes since the beginning of the rapture. 317 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:34,340 I mean, you could really call this like Chloe's no good, very bad day. 318 00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:39,720 The biggest laugh of this entire movie comes from the short person getting thrown. 319 00:16:40,180 --> 00:16:41,780 No, that's that's good. 320 00:16:41,780 --> 00:16:44,960 But no, my favorite scene is when Chloe is walking through the city, 321 00:16:45,260 --> 00:16:51,860 there is some disheveled clothes of an unhoused person next to the end is near sign. 322 00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:55,600 And somebody has scratched out the word near and written here. 323 00:16:55,600 --> 00:17:00,360 Did did the homeless guy do it before he went? 324 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:04,500 He's like, what? One second, God. 325 00:17:04,540 --> 00:17:06,440 All right. What's that here? 326 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:11,980 But where did someone stop while freaking out to update this guy's sign? 327 00:17:12,820 --> 00:17:15,180 Finally get back in touch with Chloe on the ground. 328 00:17:15,620 --> 00:17:18,860 They need a runway because there's nothing at the airport 329 00:17:18,860 --> 00:17:21,520 and they don't have enough gas to go inland. 330 00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:27,120 So she finds a stretch of highway that's being worked on to land them on. 331 00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:31,300 She gets a big truck to move stuff out of the way and then lights 332 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:35,360 lights a big fire for them to see so they can see the landing strip. 333 00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:38,500 They land. Everyone survives. 334 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,080 It's kind of a crash landing. That's not a good one. 335 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:45,680 Now, I mean, they lose their landing gear on some power lines. 336 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:48,480 Yeah, but but everyone survives and we kind of have a happy ending 337 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:52,620 only to view the world that is now on fire because it is the Rapture. 338 00:17:52,620 --> 00:17:56,260 And there are seven years of hell on Earth coming. Honestly, the 339 00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:59,420 when they get off the plane 340 00:17:59,420 --> 00:18:03,660 is literally the only part like the only part of this movie 341 00:18:03,660 --> 00:18:06,960 where I saw something that made me say, hell, yeah, it's 342 00:18:07,460 --> 00:18:11,800 the Muslim guy throws the little person off the side of the airplane. 343 00:18:12,940 --> 00:18:16,000 So my biggest question about this film 344 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,500 is who are these made for? 345 00:18:18,900 --> 00:18:22,080 Is this just weird like snuff porn for Christians? 346 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:25,940 Like, haha, these losers are going to go through seven years of hell. 347 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:30,520 Like, the producers seem to know well enough that you need to make the characters 348 00:18:31,180 --> 00:18:34,320 somewhat relatable and likable because they're not horrible. 349 00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:39,520 The performances aren't terrible and the characters aren't the worst. 350 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:41,320 We're watching different movies. 351 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:42,620 That wasn't good. 352 00:18:42,620 --> 00:18:46,200 That wasn't good, but you guys upsold this so much 353 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:47,300 as to how terrible it's going to be. 354 00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:48,440 And I was just like, this is fine. 355 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:51,940 The characters are just like skin deep. 356 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,180 Yes. Like there's nothing to them. 357 00:18:54,180 --> 00:18:55,680 There's no character. 358 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:56,840 I mean, so was Jujitsu. 359 00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:58,040 I love that movie. 360 00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:02,780 Jujitsu didn't bother giving us fake occupations for people 361 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:06,160 that we have to like somehow 362 00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:11,660 decide this is who they are based on what they do. Right. 363 00:19:11,660 --> 00:19:15,860 I mean, you have Jordan Sparks playing a mom whose kid gets raptured. 364 00:19:15,860 --> 00:19:19,460 And then she thinks that it's some conspiracy theory from her NFL 365 00:19:19,460 --> 00:19:21,900 quarterback husband, ex-husband. 366 00:19:21,900 --> 00:19:24,700 She's the one who pulls the gun in the third act that I didn't see coming. 367 00:19:24,940 --> 00:19:26,840 Right. These characters like this. 368 00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:28,300 It makes no sense. 369 00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:31,380 I mean, I guess they're from the book. But at the end of the film, 370 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:34,820 so bad at the end of the film, they all survive, which 371 00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:40,020 the director, the writers seem to know you have to have some type of narrative 372 00:19:40,020 --> 00:19:42,920 with protagonists that you have to root for 373 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,520 for there to be a story arc. 374 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:49,500 But at the end of all of it, they're still all going to hell. 375 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:51,400 Supposedly. 376 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:56,400 I mean, maybe he can like Rayford and Chad, Michael Murray. 377 00:19:56,400 --> 00:20:02,000 Buck can, I don't know, rekindle the faith in humanity. 378 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,140 I'm never going to read. 379 00:20:03,140 --> 00:20:05,720 Yeah. Can you know, can you like win the rapture? 380 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:08,120 I don't think so. Can you pray real hard? 381 00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:11,280 I'm not sure. I don't understand 382 00:20:12,060 --> 00:20:13,120 the impetus of these films. 383 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:15,260 Is it to is it to convert us? 384 00:20:16,260 --> 00:20:20,220 Because they do not do a good job of depicting Christians in this film 385 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:24,000 as reasonable people you'd want to hang out with. 386 00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:27,960 One of the first scenes in the film is Chad Michael Murray's character signing 387 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,560 like newspapers with articles he's written. 388 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:34,280 And this woman comes in because people give a shit about that. Yes. 389 00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:38,660 But this woman comes up and she like just starts browbeating him with like, 390 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:41,380 it's God's plan and blah, blah, blah. 391 00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:45,220 And Chloe walks up and she's like, hey, leave the guy alone. 392 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:47,060 You're crazy. 393 00:20:47,060 --> 00:20:51,040 And, you know, we live in a fallen world. Yeah. 394 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:53,600 And that's their depiction of a good Christian. 395 00:20:54,260 --> 00:20:56,900 On the second view, and I really felt 396 00:20:56,900 --> 00:21:00,140 bad for acknowledging this, but the movie got a lot better 397 00:21:00,140 --> 00:21:02,500 when the Christians were gone. 398 00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:05,140 That's kind of my point. Yeah. 399 00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:09,120 Like you can't base a movie around these people who are fine 400 00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:10,440 and don't have problems. 401 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:12,280 Well, problems that they perceive. 402 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:16,580 Everything thematic about this movie is so disgustingly heavy handed. 403 00:21:16,620 --> 00:21:20,120 Yes. That I think it should put anybody off. 404 00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:23,620 But to answer your question, these movies get made 405 00:21:23,620 --> 00:21:26,600 because there's a big market for Christian film. 406 00:21:27,060 --> 00:21:30,900 Nick is building a collection of Nick Cage films. 407 00:21:30,900 --> 00:21:35,160 This was one of them, so I didn't have to rent it so I could just watch the blu ray. 408 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:36,960 There's one quote. 409 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:40,000 There's one review on the back of the box that I'd like to read to you guys. 410 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:44,280 An action packed thriller that will take viewers on a wild ride 411 00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:45,840 through the day of the rapture. 412 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:49,080 Willie Robertson, Duck Dynasty. Yeah. 413 00:21:49,420 --> 00:21:51,240 That was their get. 414 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:55,160 Which I mean, as far as like Christian gets is pretty big. 415 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:58,720 Like that guy has like four books out 416 00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:01,660 that are always sitting next to each other at Hobby Lobby. 417 00:22:01,660 --> 00:22:04,600 Of course. I did see an interview with him. 418 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:09,060 I'm surprised you know anything about Willie Duckman. 419 00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:12,640 I did never be surprised by me knowing dumb shit. 420 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,700 I mean, there is not terrible action in this film. 421 00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:17,200 You can see where the budget runs out. 422 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:21,240 Like the plane goes from looking like a plane to like early 423 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:23,240 or to late 90s CG real quick. 424 00:22:23,740 --> 00:22:26,380 The director only has six credits. 425 00:22:26,380 --> 00:22:31,660 On his IMDb for directing, he has a bunch in stunt man work and stunt coordination. 426 00:22:30,940 --> 00:22:58,000 Antibiotic 427 00:22:31,660 --> 00:22:34,060 Yeah, he's a stunt man. He's a stunt man. 428 00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:39,060 But his only other notable thing on his IMDb is he directed 429 00:22:39,060 --> 00:22:41,500 an episode of the Young Indiana Jones Adventures. 430 00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:44,540 So that makes sense because he was a stunt man. 431 00:22:44,540 --> 00:22:46,040 Yes. On the Indiana Jones movie. 432 00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:49,340 Yes. Right. So like his book, which I thought was this is probably 433 00:22:49,340 --> 00:22:53,180 the most fascinating thing about this is my life as Indiana Jones, James Bond, 434 00:23:00,940 --> 00:23:01,940 Everyone cool. 435 00:23:01,940 --> 00:23:02,940 That is pretty great. 436 00:23:02,940 --> 00:23:03,940 Yeah. 437 00:23:03,940 --> 00:23:07,300 These are the things you think about when you're bored. 438 00:23:07,300 --> 00:23:11,380 And you're going to be bored a lot when you watch Left Behind. 439 00:23:11,380 --> 00:23:13,180 Basically don't watch Left Behind. 440 00:23:13,180 --> 00:23:14,180 No. 441 00:23:14,180 --> 00:23:20,980 There is a Left Behind 2, Rise of the Antichrist, in pre-production right now, directed and 442 00:23:20,980 --> 00:23:24,420 starring Kevin Sorbo as Rayford Steele. 443 00:23:24,420 --> 00:23:26,420 Oh Jesus, Kevin Sorbo. 444 00:23:26,420 --> 00:23:29,980 Oh God, that makes me infuriated. 445 00:23:29,980 --> 00:23:36,940 I mean, we went from Kirk Cameron to Nicolas Cage, the improvement to Kevin Sorbo. 446 00:23:36,940 --> 00:23:39,020 Which is really worse than Kirk Cameron. 447 00:23:39,020 --> 00:23:40,020 Yeah. 448 00:23:40,020 --> 00:23:41,020 Yeah. 449 00:23:41,020 --> 00:23:42,020 Wow, that sucks. 450 00:23:42,020 --> 00:23:43,020 Yeah. 451 00:23:43,020 --> 00:23:44,420 Nick, this is a hard one for this. 452 00:23:44,420 --> 00:23:45,420 Jesus, I don't have a quote. 453 00:23:45,420 --> 00:23:46,420 Do you have a quote? 454 00:23:46,420 --> 00:23:47,420 No. 455 00:23:47,420 --> 00:23:54,300 I did have one quote and it is not from the movie, but it is from Nicolas Cage being interviewed 456 00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:57,020 about this film while doing the press junket. 457 00:23:57,020 --> 00:24:04,340 And he was asked about how most actors would shy away from religious films. 458 00:24:04,340 --> 00:24:11,220 And his quote, trying to sell this film as something he cared about was that thing of 459 00:24:11,220 --> 00:24:12,220 beauty. 460 00:24:12,220 --> 00:24:17,300 If you look carefully at my filmography, I do gravitate at times towards spiritual and 461 00:24:17,300 --> 00:24:23,300 spirituality as spiritually themed movies like City of Angels or Knowing, or even movies 462 00:24:23,300 --> 00:24:25,300 like Ghost Rider. 463 00:24:25,300 --> 00:24:30,340 Deep spirituality in that one. 464 00:24:30,340 --> 00:24:31,340 That was. 465 00:24:31,340 --> 00:24:33,060 Oh, that made me so happy. 466 00:24:33,060 --> 00:24:37,260 Like, wow, you do not care. 467 00:24:37,260 --> 00:24:39,980 Oh my God. 468 00:24:39,980 --> 00:24:42,340 So yeah, that was left behind. 469 00:24:42,340 --> 00:24:43,780 It's a movie. 470 00:24:43,780 --> 00:24:44,780 It's a movie. 471 00:24:44,780 --> 00:24:45,780 Don't watch it. 472 00:24:45,780 --> 00:24:50,220 Anything else you want to say about it before we get to our second film? 473 00:24:50,220 --> 00:24:55,860 In the mall, when everybody gets raptured and all the kids and stuff, there's kids 474 00:24:55,860 --> 00:25:00,260 clothing falling from the ceiling. 475 00:25:00,260 --> 00:25:02,220 Why were the kids in the ceiling? 476 00:25:02,220 --> 00:25:04,260 Just parents that are sick of their kids that day. 477 00:25:04,260 --> 00:25:09,360 It could have been one of those cool malls that had like, you know, like a roller coaster. 478 00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:11,420 Did not appear to be one. 479 00:25:11,420 --> 00:25:15,100 I don't think there was anything cool in this movie. 480 00:25:15,100 --> 00:25:16,100 I agree. 481 00:25:16,100 --> 00:25:17,100 I there. 482 00:25:17,100 --> 00:25:19,340 Except for the little person. 483 00:25:19,340 --> 00:25:20,340 That's a pig. 484 00:25:20,340 --> 00:25:21,340 That's a movie, too. 485 00:25:21,340 --> 00:25:22,340 That is a movie. 486 00:25:22,340 --> 00:25:26,420 And it's it's in fact a movie we're going to cover right now. 487 00:25:26,420 --> 00:25:27,420 Nice. 488 00:25:27,420 --> 00:25:33,100 It's a it's a sad film, but for different reasons and left behind. 489 00:25:33,100 --> 00:25:39,020 I mean, it's and by that, I mean, it's a movie that is kind of sad and is emotional. 490 00:25:39,020 --> 00:25:41,300 Well, we're in serious movies right now. 491 00:25:41,300 --> 00:25:42,900 We are in serious movies. 492 00:25:42,900 --> 00:25:47,620 This is why we break him down and switch up, because some weeks are going to be harder 493 00:25:47,620 --> 00:25:48,620 than others. 494 00:25:48,620 --> 00:25:53,100 We're going to have a new 9-11 film that's coming up someday. 495 00:25:53,100 --> 00:25:58,580 But yeah, the long and short of Pig, Nicholas Cage plays a weird isolationist living out 496 00:25:58,580 --> 00:26:01,780 in the Oregon woods with his truffle pig. 497 00:26:01,780 --> 00:26:03,820 They have a great relationship. 498 00:26:03,820 --> 00:26:07,940 Pig even has its own little bed next to Nick Cage's. 499 00:26:07,940 --> 00:26:15,140 Nick Cage makes delicious foods and feeds his pig and they have a great life together. 500 00:26:15,140 --> 00:26:23,980 Nick Cage plays Rob and once a week, Amir, young businessman from Portland, comes to 501 00:26:23,980 --> 00:26:26,740 buy his truffles and bring in supplies. 502 00:26:26,740 --> 00:26:31,260 They don't seem to like each other buys the truffles with supplies. 503 00:26:31,260 --> 00:26:38,260 It's like, here's some D cell batteries for your ghetto blaster. 504 00:26:38,260 --> 00:26:40,940 Rob and his pig enjoy a nice little life together. 505 00:26:40,940 --> 00:26:48,860 One night, Rob lays his sweet head down when his door gets kicked in. 506 00:26:48,860 --> 00:26:57,580 Pig gets bagged and he gets frying pan to the skull with an amazing foley as he gets 507 00:26:57,580 --> 00:26:59,780 hit. 508 00:26:59,780 --> 00:27:04,420 Wakes up the next day, contacts Amir who shows up in his yellow. 509 00:27:04,420 --> 00:27:06,220 I think it's a Camaro. 510 00:27:06,220 --> 00:27:07,220 It's Camaro. 511 00:27:07,220 --> 00:27:08,220 It's Camaro. 512 00:27:08,220 --> 00:27:14,020 It's Camaro is really angry that he has to like drive all this way and. 513 00:27:14,020 --> 00:27:16,340 Takes Rob to the big city, the Portland. 514 00:27:16,340 --> 00:27:24,340 Well, he takes him on a circuit real quick to other truffle hunters and kind of gets 515 00:27:24,340 --> 00:27:28,700 like because he had a brief description of the truck, a turquoise pickup. 516 00:27:28,700 --> 00:27:31,660 So they find the meth heads who stole the pig. 517 00:27:31,660 --> 00:27:35,180 Yeah, through a very short series of events. 518 00:27:35,180 --> 00:27:36,180 Yes. 519 00:27:36,180 --> 00:27:37,180 Two stops. 520 00:27:37,180 --> 00:27:41,900 They go to the meth heads and confront them, but they're like, oh, we don't have the pig 521 00:27:41,900 --> 00:27:42,900 anymore. 522 00:27:42,900 --> 00:27:46,020 And that's about all the help they were. 523 00:27:46,020 --> 00:27:51,940 So they returned to Portland for Rob to introduce Amir to the seedy underbelly of the Portland 524 00:27:51,940 --> 00:27:58,700 restaurant scene, which involves literal underground fight clubs. 525 00:27:58,700 --> 00:28:00,820 Fight being a misnomer. 526 00:28:00,820 --> 00:28:07,900 Well, I mean, growing up in Portland and having worked in, you know, one or two kitchens. 527 00:28:07,900 --> 00:28:08,900 Yeah. 528 00:28:08,900 --> 00:28:11,900 I get just punched in the face for money. 529 00:28:11,900 --> 00:28:17,420 But no, obviously, if you were paying attention, the restaurant workers pay to punch homeless 530 00:28:17,420 --> 00:28:18,420 people. 531 00:28:18,420 --> 00:28:19,420 Oh, OK. 532 00:28:19,420 --> 00:28:22,020 Yeah, it was like a letting out frustration. 533 00:28:22,020 --> 00:28:26,540 Having to deal with rich folks being in your restaurant, just being an asshole. 534 00:28:26,540 --> 00:28:27,540 It's still not a fight. 535 00:28:27,540 --> 00:28:30,740 You're dealing with a pretty chef, all that kind of stuff. 536 00:28:30,740 --> 00:28:32,420 Still doesn't seem like a fight club. 537 00:28:32,420 --> 00:28:37,060 No, no, it's definitely just like buying the right to punch. 538 00:28:37,060 --> 00:28:42,900 OK, knock a dude's teeth in who nobody's going to care about because he's a homeless dude 539 00:28:42,900 --> 00:28:44,380 and he just made 300 bucks. 540 00:28:44,380 --> 00:28:45,380 Yeah. 541 00:28:45,380 --> 00:28:46,380 OK, this makes a little more sense. 542 00:28:46,380 --> 00:28:47,380 Yeah. 543 00:28:47,380 --> 00:28:48,380 I mean, it does. 544 00:28:48,380 --> 00:28:49,380 It's horrible. 545 00:28:49,380 --> 00:28:52,460 So, yeah, I've punched a homeless guy for money. 546 00:28:52,460 --> 00:28:53,460 No. 547 00:28:53,460 --> 00:28:54,940 Well, you paid you paid for the privilege. 548 00:28:54,940 --> 00:28:55,940 Yeah. 549 00:28:55,940 --> 00:28:56,940 He made some money. 550 00:28:56,940 --> 00:28:59,100 No rapture for me. 551 00:28:59,100 --> 00:29:06,860 Rob goes revealing that he is, in fact, famous chef Robin Feld, who mysteriously disappeared 552 00:29:06,860 --> 00:29:11,020 10 years ago, presumably to go live in the woods with a pig. 553 00:29:11,020 --> 00:29:12,020 Fifteen. 554 00:29:12,020 --> 00:29:13,020 Fifteen years ago. 555 00:29:13,020 --> 00:29:15,020 I'm the detail guy. 556 00:29:15,020 --> 00:29:17,780 Clearly, I have notes. 557 00:29:17,780 --> 00:29:24,340 He gets the name of a restaurant, which is a highfalutin gastropub. 558 00:29:24,340 --> 00:29:29,180 So he gets a mirror to use his connections to get him to get them lunch reservations. 559 00:29:29,180 --> 00:29:30,820 I also like the scene. 560 00:29:30,820 --> 00:29:33,780 We kind of skipped over it when Rob goes to his old home. 561 00:29:33,780 --> 00:29:35,820 Oh, oh, stranger danger. 562 00:29:35,820 --> 00:29:36,820 Yeah. 563 00:29:36,820 --> 00:29:37,820 That's a weird thing. 564 00:29:37,820 --> 00:29:41,180 That was a weird scene, but it did make me think like maybe left behind. 565 00:29:41,180 --> 00:29:42,180 Got it right. 566 00:29:42,180 --> 00:29:44,180 All kids do go to heaven because that kid fucking rules. 567 00:29:44,180 --> 00:29:45,180 All right. 568 00:29:45,180 --> 00:29:46,180 Yeah. 569 00:29:46,180 --> 00:29:50,740 There's a kid playing a handpan in a backyard and Rob's just wandering through his old 570 00:29:50,740 --> 00:29:53,060 neighborhood and pokes that around the corner. 571 00:29:53,060 --> 00:29:57,940 Again, I mean, being freshly beaten, an eight year old just hanging out on the back porch 572 00:29:57,940 --> 00:29:58,980 by himself. 573 00:29:58,980 --> 00:30:02,060 The kid did turn and look at him and be like, does your face hurt? 574 00:30:02,060 --> 00:30:03,060 Yes. 575 00:30:03,060 --> 00:30:04,060 He's like, yeah. 576 00:30:04,060 --> 00:30:05,780 And they talk about a persimmon tree, which. 577 00:30:05,780 --> 00:30:06,780 Yeah. 578 00:30:06,780 --> 00:30:09,580 Because what you talk to kids about is weird fruits. 579 00:30:09,580 --> 00:30:10,580 Yeah. 580 00:30:10,580 --> 00:30:12,340 Like persimmons, which are delicious. 581 00:30:12,340 --> 00:30:14,660 I used to have a persimmon tree in my backyard. 582 00:30:14,660 --> 00:30:16,020 No, that. 583 00:30:16,020 --> 00:30:17,020 Yeah. 584 00:30:17,020 --> 00:30:18,020 Outside of stranger danger. 585 00:30:18,020 --> 00:30:20,340 That was really cool scene. 586 00:30:20,340 --> 00:30:22,020 So they show up to lunch the next day. 587 00:30:22,020 --> 00:30:23,580 Very fancy place. 588 00:30:23,580 --> 00:30:31,140 The woman, the waitress describes for almost two solid minutes this deconstructed scallop 589 00:30:31,140 --> 00:30:38,020 dish, with like an egg corn fusion bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. 590 00:30:38,020 --> 00:30:44,940 All the while, Rob, who was disheveled to start with, hasn't cleaned up the blood from 591 00:30:44,940 --> 00:30:52,820 his frying pan wound or the blood from getting his face punched in and is still just wearing 592 00:30:52,820 --> 00:30:56,380 his dirty, dirty old union suit. 593 00:30:56,380 --> 00:30:57,740 I love that he wears a union. 594 00:30:57,740 --> 00:30:58,740 Yeah. 595 00:30:58,740 --> 00:31:01,860 He just wears old dirty ass like. 596 00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:04,700 Union suit. 597 00:31:04,700 --> 00:31:05,700 Keep it weird. 598 00:31:05,700 --> 00:31:06,700 Can't say it any better. 599 00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:07,700 Yes. 600 00:31:07,700 --> 00:31:08,700 Keep it weird, Portland. 601 00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:09,700 No dress code. 602 00:31:09,700 --> 00:31:10,700 So dress code or curl. 603 00:31:10,700 --> 00:31:14,100 I did a little little reading about this particular aspect because they were like, why didn't 604 00:31:14,100 --> 00:31:16,580 you have Rob clean himself up? 605 00:31:16,580 --> 00:31:22,100 And apparently they were doing test makeup on Nick Cage and just like got them all fucking 606 00:31:22,100 --> 00:31:27,820 beat up looking and then took a break and went and got coffee and nobody said anything 607 00:31:27,820 --> 00:31:30,440 or asked anything or raised an eyebrow. 608 00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:32,740 And they were like, well, fuck in Portland. 609 00:31:32,740 --> 00:31:33,740 Yeah. 610 00:31:33,740 --> 00:31:34,740 So that just became the thing. 611 00:31:34,740 --> 00:31:36,100 It was like, well, Rob wouldn't give a shit. 612 00:31:36,100 --> 00:31:37,860 So here we go. 613 00:31:37,860 --> 00:31:43,020 I didn't know the the story of the caked blood test makeup. 614 00:31:43,020 --> 00:31:44,020 That's amazing. 615 00:31:44,020 --> 00:31:47,660 It really makes it a little better. 616 00:31:47,660 --> 00:31:52,980 And like previously, I probably would have griped about him not cleaning up. 617 00:31:52,980 --> 00:31:55,260 But then, I mean, you get into the character of him himself. 618 00:31:55,260 --> 00:31:57,580 It's like all his clothes are fucking filthy. 619 00:31:57,580 --> 00:32:00,380 You never asked for a different shirt. 620 00:32:00,380 --> 00:32:06,700 The restaurant scene is probably my favorite scene from the film because they wind up questioning 621 00:32:06,700 --> 00:32:13,860 the chef who also should be said Amir's father, who's also in the restaurant tour game, sells 622 00:32:13,860 --> 00:32:15,340 to this restaurant specifically. 623 00:32:15,340 --> 00:32:16,660 So Amir is not supposed to be there. 624 00:32:16,660 --> 00:32:18,860 They're not supposed to cross the streams. 625 00:32:18,860 --> 00:32:25,860 But Rob confronts the chef who turns out to have been fired by Rob from his restaurant. 626 00:32:25,860 --> 00:32:27,900 Years ago, it was the chef's first job. 627 00:32:27,900 --> 00:32:30,380 Got fired for always overcooking the pasta. 628 00:32:30,380 --> 00:32:35,580 And Rob completely eviscerates this guy by being like, what did you tell me when I fired 629 00:32:35,580 --> 00:32:36,580 you? 630 00:32:36,580 --> 00:32:38,900 You wanted to open an old English pub. 631 00:32:38,900 --> 00:32:39,900 What happened to that dream? 632 00:32:39,900 --> 00:32:41,580 These people don't care about you. 633 00:32:41,580 --> 00:32:44,420 Tears this guy down. 634 00:32:44,420 --> 00:32:51,940 But of course, all signs point to Amir's father being the individual who hired aforementioned 635 00:32:51,940 --> 00:32:55,100 the meth addicts to kidnap the pig. 636 00:32:55,100 --> 00:32:56,100 Yeah. 637 00:32:56,100 --> 00:32:58,660 The chef was being real dodgy about it all. 638 00:32:58,660 --> 00:32:59,660 Yeah. 639 00:32:59,660 --> 00:33:02,700 About where he was getting those truffles for the fall menu. 640 00:33:02,700 --> 00:33:08,300 So Rob rightfully loses his shit on Amir, kicks the shit out of Amir's car. 641 00:33:08,300 --> 00:33:09,300 Yeah. 642 00:33:09,300 --> 00:33:12,420 And then he goes to Amir to give up his father's address. 643 00:33:12,420 --> 00:33:18,340 Rob steals a bike and an amazing scene where Rob just runs up on some guy's porch, grabs 644 00:33:18,340 --> 00:33:19,340 the bike. 645 00:33:19,340 --> 00:33:23,860 The guy tries to stop him and fully cages out and just screams in his face and walks 646 00:33:23,860 --> 00:33:24,860 away. 647 00:33:24,860 --> 00:33:25,860 Yeah. 648 00:33:25,860 --> 00:33:33,260 To be fair, if a guy who was whose face entire face was caked in blood, just grabbed my bike 649 00:33:33,260 --> 00:33:35,300 and yelled at me, I mean, it's fine. 650 00:33:35,300 --> 00:33:36,860 It's yours now. 651 00:33:36,860 --> 00:33:42,420 He goes and meets Amir's dad, who is a real son of a bitch, and tells him if he ever comes 652 00:33:42,420 --> 00:33:46,620 back, he's going to, well, offers him a bunch of money and tells him if he ever comes back, 653 00:33:46,620 --> 00:33:48,140 he's going to turn the pig to bacon. 654 00:33:48,140 --> 00:33:49,140 All right. 655 00:33:49,140 --> 00:33:52,700 So no, the scene that I loved, he's in his old restaurant talking to his old baker and 656 00:33:52,700 --> 00:33:58,420 he's just looking and it's the entire conversation is a single camera from a weird like Dutch 657 00:33:58,420 --> 00:34:00,020 angle over the shoulder. 658 00:34:00,020 --> 00:34:02,140 And he just like, you changed it. 659 00:34:02,140 --> 00:34:04,820 And she's like, it wasn't me. 660 00:34:04,820 --> 00:34:05,820 You're a chef. 661 00:34:05,820 --> 00:34:07,420 I'm a baker. 662 00:34:07,420 --> 00:34:13,820 And it's just this great little moment of him sitting in a thing he built that is no 663 00:34:13,820 --> 00:34:14,820 longer there. 664 00:34:14,820 --> 00:34:17,620 And it's sad and beautiful. 665 00:34:17,620 --> 00:34:21,620 But something else has come from it and someone else has succeeded in that space. 666 00:34:21,620 --> 00:34:23,620 And I really appreciated that. 667 00:34:23,620 --> 00:34:29,580 Yeah, she explains that she had kept the restaurant the same and operated the same for a couple 668 00:34:29,580 --> 00:34:32,660 years just because she thought he was going to come back. 669 00:34:32,660 --> 00:34:34,820 But but of course, he did not. 670 00:34:34,820 --> 00:34:39,460 So so she was left behind. 671 00:34:39,460 --> 00:34:48,980 Cage comes in and like in this attempt to get like this last ditch attempt to get information 672 00:34:48,980 --> 00:34:58,220 about the pig out of Amir's dad, he prepares this meal because we've established like with 673 00:34:58,220 --> 00:35:03,860 the chef from the other restaurant that Rob has an insane memory. 674 00:35:03,860 --> 00:35:05,660 He doesn't forget people. 675 00:35:05,660 --> 00:35:11,620 And he'll say in this scene, like he remembers everybody he served and he remembers every 676 00:35:11,620 --> 00:35:14,460 meal he's ever made for a person. 677 00:35:14,460 --> 00:35:22,340 So when he goes and he makes this meal for Amir's dad, like he gets Amir in and like 678 00:35:22,340 --> 00:35:27,780 sends him on a shopping list, but teaches him how to make this meal, this meal that 679 00:35:27,780 --> 00:35:34,080 was like the only time Amir has ever described his parents as being happy was after this 680 00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:35,080 meal. 681 00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:38,900 So he's just I don't think he's doing it maliciously. 682 00:35:38,900 --> 00:35:44,180 He's trying to like extend an olive branch and he's like, hey, man, remember this really 683 00:35:44,180 --> 00:35:51,420 good time you had with your wife, who I do not know is just a fucking vegetable hospital 684 00:35:51,420 --> 00:35:53,220 room. 685 00:35:53,220 --> 00:35:59,300 And you get to see his dad go through and you like you see him like try the different 686 00:35:59,300 --> 00:36:00,300 things. 687 00:36:00,300 --> 00:36:06,460 He eats the pigeon and it's what it was. 688 00:36:06,460 --> 00:36:10,540 You know, you see the look on his face and he's like, oh man, like this pigeon fucking 689 00:36:10,540 --> 00:36:11,540 rocks. 690 00:36:11,540 --> 00:36:14,420 Like I didn't think pigeon was so good, but that's great. 691 00:36:14,420 --> 00:36:19,420 And then like he takes another bite of something and it's like, okay, this is also great. 692 00:36:19,420 --> 00:36:24,980 It's like slowly like just coming up out of like the depths in him where he's starting 693 00:36:24,980 --> 00:36:27,300 to recognize this meal. 694 00:36:27,300 --> 00:36:37,860 And then he drinks this like special wine that Rob had had Amir get from like his private 695 00:36:37,860 --> 00:36:40,180 like wine cellar. 696 00:36:40,180 --> 00:36:44,500 When Amir's dad drinks this wine, it's like everything just fucking comes back to him 697 00:36:44,500 --> 00:36:49,060 and he's like, I know exactly when I had this meal and it was the last good meal. 698 00:36:49,060 --> 00:36:52,300 So he like he drinks the wine and he's just like, fuck. 699 00:36:52,300 --> 00:37:00,380 He's just wrecked inside because all he can think about is now his wife and just this 700 00:37:00,380 --> 00:37:06,660 connection that the three of them had that can never happen again. 701 00:37:06,660 --> 00:37:07,660 Yeah. 702 00:37:07,660 --> 00:37:11,860 I think that was probably the more emotional moment for me. 703 00:37:11,860 --> 00:37:12,860 Yeah. 704 00:37:12,860 --> 00:37:14,180 That one hit for me too. 705 00:37:14,180 --> 00:37:18,900 And one of the pieces of that that I thought was kind of interesting is that as Rob is 706 00:37:18,900 --> 00:37:22,500 pouring that wine, he says, your son found this. 707 00:37:22,500 --> 00:37:23,500 Yeah. 708 00:37:23,500 --> 00:37:24,500 Yeah. 709 00:37:24,500 --> 00:37:25,500 He gives the kid the credit for everything. 710 00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:26,500 Yeah. 711 00:37:26,500 --> 00:37:32,500 So Rob, to rehumanize this person reminds him of the one good meal he had with his comatose 712 00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:33,500 wife. 713 00:37:33,500 --> 00:37:39,060 Dad completely breaks down, loses his shit only to reveal that the pig died, that it 714 00:37:39,060 --> 00:37:40,060 was the meth heads. 715 00:37:40,060 --> 00:37:43,940 The meth heads will be, you know, a little too rough with it. 716 00:37:43,940 --> 00:37:45,900 I don't think it's that kind of roughness. 717 00:37:45,900 --> 00:37:48,460 I think they were just like, it doesn't matter. 718 00:37:48,460 --> 00:37:53,140 They were shitty meth heads doing shitty meth head things and they fucked this pig up. 719 00:37:53,140 --> 00:37:56,180 So yeah, Nick Cage loses his shit. 720 00:37:56,180 --> 00:38:02,580 And you know, this is a perfect time, cage opportunity to just let it out. 721 00:38:02,580 --> 00:38:04,460 It's a silent scene. 722 00:38:04,460 --> 00:38:06,420 It's a sad man. 723 00:38:06,420 --> 00:38:10,220 Like real actual kind of emotional grieving. 724 00:38:10,220 --> 00:38:11,220 Yeah. 725 00:38:11,220 --> 00:38:12,220 Yeah. 726 00:38:12,220 --> 00:38:13,220 This is a really stoic film. 727 00:38:13,220 --> 00:38:17,300 I was kind of surprised that it didn't have more freak out moments. 728 00:38:17,300 --> 00:38:19,660 Like he just like takes his lumps. 729 00:38:19,660 --> 00:38:20,660 Yeah. 730 00:38:20,660 --> 00:38:22,580 You know, that that's the most visceral scene for sure. 731 00:38:22,580 --> 00:38:23,580 Yeah. 732 00:38:23,580 --> 00:38:24,580 And it's silent. 733 00:38:24,580 --> 00:38:28,580 Peter and I saw the trailer for this film together for the first time. 734 00:38:28,580 --> 00:38:37,480 This movie was really kind of sold visually as man loses pig and John wicks around Portland. 735 00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:38,980 And it is not that. 736 00:38:38,980 --> 00:38:41,900 No, it's a real like drama. 737 00:38:41,900 --> 00:38:42,900 Yeah. 738 00:38:42,900 --> 00:38:52,180 Like just real case study and like what are our relationships with food, animals, parents, 739 00:38:52,180 --> 00:38:55,820 significant others and what do we do when they go away? 740 00:38:55,820 --> 00:39:05,340 It's a really beautiful scene where they're in a diner and Rob says, I'm going to paraphrase 741 00:39:05,340 --> 00:39:08,780 here because I don't remember the exact quote, but you know, if I didn't go to Portland, 742 00:39:08,780 --> 00:39:13,060 if I didn't go looking for in my head, she'd still be alive. 743 00:39:13,060 --> 00:39:16,500 And it was just like, but she wouldn't pay. 744 00:39:16,500 --> 00:39:18,900 Rob goes, she wouldn't pay. 745 00:39:18,900 --> 00:39:22,660 That's that's I mean, that's that's where the crying started. 746 00:39:22,660 --> 00:39:31,060 The last scene in this film is Rob returning back to his shack playing a tape of his deceased 747 00:39:31,060 --> 00:39:37,620 wife that she recorded for his birthday of her playing guitar and singing I'm on fire 748 00:39:37,620 --> 00:39:44,380 while he sits on his bed and looks at his now deceased pig's bed. 749 00:39:44,380 --> 00:39:46,220 That scene kind of broke me. 750 00:39:46,220 --> 00:39:48,780 I cried a lot. 751 00:39:48,780 --> 00:39:52,620 And I hugged my dog for a solid 10 minutes. 752 00:39:52,620 --> 00:39:55,020 Yeah, so that's pig. 753 00:39:55,020 --> 00:39:58,900 It's a I mean, I thought it was a really solid movie. 754 00:39:58,900 --> 00:40:03,300 It's not perfect, but I don't I don't know how you are with movies, Nick. 755 00:40:03,300 --> 00:40:05,420 Did this feel emotional to you? 756 00:40:05,420 --> 00:40:08,900 Yeah, do you have feelings? 757 00:40:08,900 --> 00:40:11,100 Do you have feelings? 758 00:40:11,100 --> 00:40:12,700 This is actually an intervention, Nick. 759 00:40:12,700 --> 00:40:15,300 The last two episodes have just been set up for this conversation. 760 00:40:15,580 --> 00:40:18,620 Just really to get me in here. Yeah. 761 00:40:18,620 --> 00:40:21,020 Yeah, I mean, it's an emotional movie. 762 00:40:21,020 --> 00:40:22,860 I love my dog. 763 00:40:22,860 --> 00:40:24,380 I love my girlfriend. 764 00:40:24,380 --> 00:40:28,980 I could see myself feeling similarly if I had lost either. 765 00:40:30,220 --> 00:40:32,380 I think what actually 766 00:40:32,380 --> 00:40:35,820 so the most emotional part of the movie for me 767 00:40:36,460 --> 00:40:41,340 was when Nick Cage, because it's not like Nick Cage 768 00:40:41,940 --> 00:40:46,100 just makes this meal for Amir's dad. 769 00:40:47,220 --> 00:40:53,860 This whole like relationship with Amir and his dad and mom is kind of set up. 770 00:40:53,860 --> 00:40:57,860 And like Amir has said that his mom is dead. 771 00:40:57,860 --> 00:41:04,260 She killed herself where we eventually do find out that she's just in a vegetative state. 772 00:41:04,260 --> 00:41:06,180 She's not even dead. 773 00:41:06,180 --> 00:41:09,220 He can't like communicate, talk to her or anything like that. 774 00:41:09,620 --> 00:41:12,500 And the father, I'm assuming, doesn't ever visit her. 775 00:41:12,940 --> 00:41:16,980 Well, and she's only alive because the father pays for the pays for the medical care. 776 00:41:17,060 --> 00:41:20,020 Right. Amir says, you know, why won't dad just let you die? 777 00:41:20,020 --> 00:41:22,140 I wish he'd let you die. 778 00:41:22,500 --> 00:41:24,740 Can we talk about Rob and Amir's relationship? 779 00:41:24,740 --> 00:41:28,780 Like how it grows from Amir's trying to start a business? 780 00:41:29,060 --> 00:41:34,260 Well, the first scene that you have Amir and Rob together, Rob doesn't talk to him. 781 00:41:34,260 --> 00:41:39,940 It's like he sees Amir showing up, gets the cooler with the truffles, 782 00:41:39,940 --> 00:41:45,740 sets it to the side, continues darning his pants while Amir comes up. 783 00:41:46,820 --> 00:41:48,940 I mean, it's pretty funny watching him in the background 784 00:41:48,940 --> 00:41:52,220 trying to walk around the pig without getting dirty. 785 00:41:52,220 --> 00:41:55,700 And I mean, he just hates the pig. 786 00:41:55,700 --> 00:41:57,860 He keeps calling it a little sucker and things like that. 787 00:41:58,380 --> 00:42:03,860 And just comes up is a loudmouth, gets nothing from Rob, 788 00:42:04,260 --> 00:42:09,020 sets down the cooler with his batteries and shit in it, batteries and flour. 789 00:42:09,220 --> 00:42:12,540 And then Rob just takes it and goes inside and it's like slams the door. 790 00:42:12,580 --> 00:42:14,940 Yeah, it's like a little, yeah, it's like you. 791 00:42:14,940 --> 00:42:17,740 And he's a big like 792 00:42:18,940 --> 00:42:21,220 he's concerned about like disasters. 793 00:42:21,220 --> 00:42:25,780 They Amir talks about like, oh, we could just go to Mount Hood or whatever. 794 00:42:25,780 --> 00:42:28,940 And like, well, well, sorry, let me back up. 795 00:42:29,100 --> 00:42:33,580 Cage is talking about how like there's going to be an earthquake every like 200 years, 796 00:42:33,580 --> 00:42:37,580 and it's going to send a tsunami inland that's going to flood 797 00:42:38,220 --> 00:42:41,500 everything, presumably from the cascades over. 798 00:42:42,020 --> 00:42:44,180 And Amir is like, well, we could go to hood. 799 00:42:44,180 --> 00:42:47,500 And Nick Cage is like, hoods an active volcano. 800 00:42:47,620 --> 00:42:49,940 And it's like, oh, fuck, that's pretty much. 801 00:42:49,940 --> 00:42:53,020 Amir responds with, well, I'm not fucking moving to Seattle. 802 00:42:53,100 --> 00:42:55,380 And Rob goes, fuck Seattle. Yeah. 803 00:42:56,860 --> 00:42:57,980 That was pretty good. 804 00:42:57,980 --> 00:43:02,340 I mean, that's one of the most honest moments of the movie, 805 00:43:02,340 --> 00:43:05,820 because I don't know anybody in Portland who really likes Seattle. 806 00:43:05,820 --> 00:43:08,300 And it goes both ways like Portland. 807 00:43:08,540 --> 00:43:12,260 But then they they really build into like an actual friendship. 808 00:43:12,260 --> 00:43:16,020 Yeah. Where they kind of know and respect each other a little bit. 809 00:43:16,020 --> 00:43:21,660 And when Amir drops Rob off at the end of the film, the last thing Rob says to Amir is, 810 00:43:21,980 --> 00:43:24,100 so I'll see you Thursday. 811 00:43:24,100 --> 00:43:27,220 Yeah. Then Amir goes and cries in his car for a while. 812 00:43:28,220 --> 00:43:30,100 I got fun facts. 813 00:43:30,100 --> 00:43:32,500 It's some fun facts. Let's do some quotes. 814 00:43:33,420 --> 00:43:35,740 You know, I think the only thing that I really wanted to say is like, 815 00:43:35,740 --> 00:43:37,420 I thought the visuals in this were really good. 816 00:43:37,420 --> 00:43:39,420 It's a very dark film. Yes. 817 00:43:39,420 --> 00:43:41,620 And I wish it had been a little more lit, 818 00:43:41,620 --> 00:43:45,860 but it's a first time director and like basically a first time DP. 819 00:43:45,860 --> 00:43:48,500 Yeah. I mean, they did pretty fucking well. 820 00:43:48,500 --> 00:43:52,140 I mean, that's kind of the most interesting thing about this film. 821 00:43:52,340 --> 00:43:54,540 It was done on a shoestring budget. 822 00:43:54,540 --> 00:43:57,940 Like it was done on so little money that I couldn't find 823 00:43:57,940 --> 00:44:00,300 how much money it cost to make this thing. 824 00:44:00,300 --> 00:44:03,060 An actual fun fact. 825 00:44:03,060 --> 00:44:05,460 This is Nick Cage's 100th feature film. 826 00:44:06,020 --> 00:44:09,100 Oh, the Century Mark. 827 00:44:09,100 --> 00:44:10,780 Good job. You did it, buddy. 828 00:44:10,780 --> 00:44:14,380 Yeah. The budget was so small, they couldn't afford a trained pig. 829 00:44:15,580 --> 00:44:19,300 They had like a couple of weeks to try and train this pig, 830 00:44:19,300 --> 00:44:21,460 who is only in like 10 minutes of the film. 831 00:44:21,460 --> 00:44:25,460 But apparently this thing would just continue to bite Nicholas Cage. 832 00:44:26,260 --> 00:44:28,500 Nicholas Cage was made a joke. 833 00:44:28,980 --> 00:44:32,500 He'd been, you know, set on fire, flipped over in cars. 834 00:44:32,500 --> 00:44:35,980 And ultimately, what was going to kill him was sepsis from being bitten by a pig. 835 00:44:37,300 --> 00:44:39,780 As an act of respect to the pig, 836 00:44:39,780 --> 00:44:44,780 the director requested that no ham or bacon be served 837 00:44:44,780 --> 00:44:47,380 on set while the pig was on set. 838 00:44:47,980 --> 00:44:50,300 Apparently, he did not win this fight. 839 00:44:51,260 --> 00:44:53,780 Well, you know, your crew's got to have bacon. 840 00:44:54,740 --> 00:44:56,340 At this point, let's do some quotes. 841 00:44:56,340 --> 00:44:58,140 If you guys have any favorite quotes. 842 00:44:58,140 --> 00:45:02,140 I mean, mine was Rob stealing the bike and when the guy goes, hey, he just goes. 843 00:45:04,140 --> 00:45:05,020 That is good. 844 00:45:05,020 --> 00:45:08,780 I just liked Rob at the restaurant. 845 00:45:08,780 --> 00:45:11,020 Just getting into Derek, 846 00:45:11,500 --> 00:45:17,020 just the like nihilist gravity of like him saying it. 847 00:45:17,020 --> 00:45:19,300 And he just like cuts him apart. 848 00:45:19,700 --> 00:45:23,980 He just says, Derek, why do you care about these people? 849 00:45:24,300 --> 00:45:25,900 They don't care about you. 850 00:45:25,900 --> 00:45:27,100 None of them. 851 00:45:27,420 --> 00:45:30,500 They don't even know you because you haven't shown them. 852 00:45:30,980 --> 00:45:34,660 Every day you wake up and there will be less of you. 853 00:45:35,060 --> 00:45:36,900 You live your life for them 854 00:45:36,900 --> 00:45:40,500 and they don't even see you, you don't even see yourself. 855 00:45:40,740 --> 00:45:43,500 We don't get a lot of things to really care about. 856 00:45:43,900 --> 00:45:45,060 That's like, damn. 857 00:45:45,060 --> 00:45:46,460 Yeah, good. 858 00:45:46,460 --> 00:45:51,860 That's actually the most he says in like one solid chunk, the entire movie. 859 00:45:51,860 --> 00:45:54,540 Well, like I said, that was probably my favorite scene of the film. 860 00:45:54,540 --> 00:45:56,060 Yeah, it was a great scene. 861 00:45:56,780 --> 00:46:00,300 I think my favorite was Rob saying, I don't fuck my pig. 862 00:46:01,300 --> 00:46:02,300 Yeah, that's true. 863 00:46:02,300 --> 00:46:06,140 Yeah. Well, we're being like straight up accused of fucking. 864 00:46:06,140 --> 00:46:07,140 A pig. 865 00:46:07,140 --> 00:46:09,460 Yeah, you got to go to bat against that. 866 00:46:09,460 --> 00:46:11,060 Yeah, at least set the record. 867 00:46:11,060 --> 00:46:12,060 Yeah. 868 00:46:12,060 --> 00:46:13,060 Yeah. OK. 869 00:46:13,060 --> 00:46:14,900 So, I mean, that brings us to the point. 870 00:46:14,900 --> 00:46:16,660 This is a competition. 871 00:46:16,660 --> 00:46:18,940 So one movie has to advance. 872 00:46:18,940 --> 00:46:21,580 And one movie will be left behind. 873 00:46:22,740 --> 00:46:23,540 It's pig. 874 00:46:23,540 --> 00:46:24,540 Pig will be left behind. 875 00:46:25,540 --> 00:46:27,460 Left behind going all the way, baby. 876 00:46:27,460 --> 00:46:28,460 All the way. 877 00:46:28,460 --> 00:46:30,100 16 seeds every time. 878 00:46:30,100 --> 00:46:32,340 No, no, no, pig, pig. 879 00:46:32,340 --> 00:46:33,340 It's big. Please. 880 00:46:33,340 --> 00:46:34,340 I could pig for. 881 00:46:34,340 --> 00:46:37,460 I could watch pig right now. 882 00:46:37,460 --> 00:46:40,620 I could watch pig immediately after finishing pig pig wins. 883 00:46:40,620 --> 00:46:44,500 Yeah, that was what I think was most interesting to me is that this feels like a movie that 884 00:46:44,500 --> 00:46:47,540 I could just have on and like enjoy. 885 00:46:47,540 --> 00:46:53,260 Yeah. You know, it's like it's a sad movie and it's kind of not like gripping, 886 00:46:53,260 --> 00:46:55,220 but it's good. 887 00:46:55,220 --> 00:46:57,060 It's come. Every scene is compelling. 888 00:46:57,060 --> 00:46:59,180 Yeah, you pay attention to it. 889 00:46:59,180 --> 00:47:01,300 It's not a thriller. 890 00:47:01,300 --> 00:47:03,060 OK, so that one wins. 891 00:47:03,060 --> 00:47:04,460 Yeah, no, that one's not. 892 00:47:04,460 --> 00:47:07,820 This is this is this this week is less of a competition 893 00:47:08,580 --> 00:47:12,500 more than it was a slog to watch Christian cinema. 894 00:47:13,980 --> 00:47:16,900 So next week on PageMatch. 895 00:47:16,900 --> 00:47:18,980 Yes, it's Birdie and Wicker Man. 896 00:47:19,540 --> 00:47:21,740 Yeah, it should be great. Never seen either. 897 00:47:21,740 --> 00:47:22,660 It'll be an interesting one. 898 00:47:22,660 --> 00:47:25,580 I'm curious to see what we get out of this. 899 00:47:25,980 --> 00:47:29,860 Also, huge thanks to Peter for doing the amazing Photoshop work 900 00:47:29,860 --> 00:47:34,580 that you see when you listen to our video and listen to our recordings. 901 00:47:34,820 --> 00:47:37,420 Photoshop's so good, it could be in left behind. 902 00:47:39,300 --> 00:47:41,060 Oh, it's better than that. 903 00:47:41,060 --> 00:47:44,060 That is now the minutes thing you ever said. 904 00:47:44,060 --> 00:47:48,060 So, yeah, I mean, as usual, follow us on everything. 905 00:47:48,060 --> 00:47:51,700 All the podcast networks that you can find. 906 00:47:52,060 --> 00:47:53,060 Smash that like button. 907 00:47:53,060 --> 00:47:56,780 Yeah, we need five star ratings only even if you hate us. 908 00:47:57,340 --> 00:47:58,740 Yeah. Do it out of spite. 909 00:47:58,740 --> 00:48:00,100 Yeah, it's quite like us. 910 00:48:00,100 --> 00:48:03,020 Hey, if you don't like my voice, five star rating. 911 00:48:03,180 --> 00:48:03,940 Yeah, right. 912 00:48:03,940 --> 00:48:05,700 Let's be really, really stick it to us. 913 00:48:05,700 --> 00:48:10,940 Be honest. Most of the cage films you've all watched have been out of irony. 914 00:48:10,940 --> 00:48:12,860 So ironically, give us five stars. 915 00:48:12,860 --> 00:48:15,300 Yeah, we love irony. 916 00:48:15,300 --> 00:48:17,060 PageMatch. Fun. 917 00:48:20,660 --> 00:48:22,260 I still heard that. 918 00:48:22,260 --> 00:48:23,060 Yeah. 919 00:48:24,820 --> 00:48:25,700 I'm trying, guys. 920 00:48:25,700 --> 00:48:27,820 Yeah, we might need a different strategy on this. 921 00:48:27,820 --> 00:48:29,020 All right, straws from now on. 922 00:48:29,020 --> 00:48:30,300 We have straws. 923 00:48:31,020 --> 00:48:32,420 I apologize. 924 00:48:32,420 --> 00:48:35,940 We should really start like dog bowls full of big sparkle. 925 00:48:38,300 --> 00:48:39,860 I'm telling you, ASMR channel. 926 00:48:39,860 --> 00:48:41,620 Yeah, that's great. 927 00:48:41,620 --> 00:48:43,460 We're no longer a sports podcast. 928 00:48:43,460 --> 00:48:45,460 We're not here for ASMR. 929 00:48:45,460 --> 00:48:49,700 I'll ask my ex-spouse who listens to this, what they think of the mouth noises. 930 00:48:49,700 --> 00:48:57,860 Oh, God, don't call them mouth noises.