WEBVTT 00:00:01.710 --> 00:00:24.870 Oh, God. Oh, my God. Next up, Adaptation, November 00:00:24.870 --> 00:00:28.449 7th. Oh, yeah, that's a thing. It's on the calendar. 00:00:29.150 --> 00:00:30.850 Oh, and I booked your next one after that too. 00:00:31.170 --> 00:00:34.490 Perfect. Yeah. Yeah. I'm coming to this one. 00:00:34.549 --> 00:00:47.149 Good. Yeah. What? Mustache. Yeah, ever since 00:00:47.149 --> 00:00:48.909 I watched this movie a couple of weeks ago, I 00:00:48.909 --> 00:00:51.729 just got real excited. And I was just like, you 00:00:51.729 --> 00:00:53.049 know what? Let's just see what happens. Let's 00:00:53.049 --> 00:00:55.429 just let's take it out there a little bit. So, 00:00:55.509 --> 00:00:58.250 dear listeners, Sean just seal clapped in joy 00:00:58.250 --> 00:01:02.850 because Nick is where Nick has grown. Nick has 00:01:02.850 --> 00:01:05.890 grown an all natural, very delightful mustache. 00:01:06.170 --> 00:01:09.969 Yeah, it's thick. It's a soup dipper. Yeah, it 00:01:09.969 --> 00:01:12.909 blows in the wind. Wow. It really kind of does. 00:01:13.069 --> 00:01:15.909 Yeah, it's a pretty good one. You should feel 00:01:15.909 --> 00:01:18.430 it drag across your lip. You want to come here? 00:01:18.430 --> 00:01:22.430 Just like just a little a little. That's that's 00:01:22.430 --> 00:01:28.349 audio medium. Sean could see we can lie. So you 00:01:28.349 --> 00:01:32.349 throw enough sight gags into an audio podcast 00:01:32.349 --> 00:01:35.349 and eventually they're not sure what you're actually 00:01:35.349 --> 00:01:38.230 doing. I think most people haven't been sure 00:01:38.230 --> 00:01:40.469 what we've been doing for about four years. Including 00:01:40.469 --> 00:01:43.390 me. They certainly don't know what we're doing 00:01:43.390 --> 00:01:46.069 since we finished the bracket. Yeah. I mean, 00:01:46.090 --> 00:01:47.730 if we're going to continue with the sight gags, 00:01:47.730 --> 00:01:50.290 we really need to hire a Foley artist. What would 00:01:50.290 --> 00:01:52.489 this... Okay, God, never mind. I was going to 00:01:52.489 --> 00:01:56.129 say, what is the sound of a fake mustache and 00:01:56.129 --> 00:01:58.709 a real mustache rubbing together? But I don't 00:01:58.709 --> 00:02:00.530 know. I don't want the Foley for that. We can 00:02:00.530 --> 00:02:03.430 record it. Peter, you're wearing a fake mustache? 00:02:11.089 --> 00:02:13.289 well just like this movie let's get this over 00:02:13.289 --> 00:02:16.569 with uh my name's sean this is cage magical and 00:02:16.569 --> 00:02:18.550 roundabout way of meeting nicholas cage we haven't 00:02:18.550 --> 00:02:20.710 done this in a minute this feels weird this one 00:02:20.710 --> 00:02:23.849 came late it's kind of our usual cadence but 00:02:23.849 --> 00:02:28.409 yeah i'm out of practice well there's a little 00:02:28.409 --> 00:02:33.020 more space between our recordings i'm here Whoa. 00:02:35.240 --> 00:02:38.900 See, everything's off. Nothing makes sense anymore. 00:02:39.539 --> 00:02:44.300 And our producer. Peter, hello. And our once 00:02:44.300 --> 00:02:48.080 and future bartender, Justin. Hi, Justin. Hi. 00:02:48.159 --> 00:02:50.780 Yeah, welcome aboard, Justin. Thanks, y 'all. 00:02:50.860 --> 00:02:54.759 I feel like you've been party to our antics for 00:02:54.759 --> 00:02:58.379 a long time. I have. I've listened to about 10 00:02:58.379 --> 00:03:01.259 minutes of... the pod so oh nice yeah you're 00:03:01.259 --> 00:03:05.300 primed then you've gotten it irl you've gotten 00:03:05.300 --> 00:03:07.620 the live show it's true it's true yeah i get 00:03:07.620 --> 00:03:09.900 the live show for free you've been a captive 00:03:09.900 --> 00:03:13.060 audience for some years that's true yeah i mean 00:03:13.060 --> 00:03:15.819 as justin and nick showed up today my daughter 00:03:15.819 --> 00:03:17.639 cora was like are you gonna talk about butts 00:03:17.639 --> 00:03:20.939 and poop a little bit probably i mean we probably 00:03:20.939 --> 00:03:23.280 probably this movie doesn't have either but like 00:03:23.280 --> 00:03:26.000 we can we can work there's a little there's a 00:03:26.000 --> 00:03:29.020 little side but yeah side butt when was there 00:03:29.020 --> 00:03:31.319 a side butt when uh when they get up off the 00:03:31.319 --> 00:03:35.520 bathroom floor after uh after banging oh the 00:03:35.520 --> 00:03:38.439 actress is katie strickland she's uh yeah i don't 00:03:38.439 --> 00:03:41.500 remember that i just remember her name is katie 00:03:41.500 --> 00:03:43.780 because she spells it her name is silly oh it's 00:03:43.780 --> 00:03:48.939 fancy oh yeah fancy because it's francine france 00:03:48.939 --> 00:03:51.560 all but it's southern fancy how could i have 00:03:51.560 --> 00:03:56.250 not remembered that yeah That's a real lady in 00:03:56.250 --> 00:03:58.569 the tramp kind of writing right there. Absolutely. 00:03:58.930 --> 00:04:01.530 It's like, come on. So this is another one of 00:04:01.530 --> 00:04:04.550 the Nick Cage 2019 movies. This week we're discussing 00:04:04.550 --> 00:04:07.990 Grand Isle. Yeah, Grand Isle. Thank you, Sean. 00:04:08.110 --> 00:04:11.210 Starring Nicolas Cage and about five minutes 00:04:11.210 --> 00:04:14.629 of Kelsey Grammer. yeah they had him for the 00:04:14.629 --> 00:04:17.350 day doing his best like uh doing a little foghorn 00:04:17.350 --> 00:04:20.410 leghorn actually foghorn leghorn well i'm just 00:04:20.410 --> 00:04:24.050 a southern detective i'll say i'll say i'll say 00:04:24.050 --> 00:04:28.569 yeah the worst madlock ever honestly like if 00:04:28.569 --> 00:04:31.050 you're gonna wear an all -white suit and be like 00:04:31.050 --> 00:04:35.250 in any way law law related i expect at least 00:04:35.250 --> 00:04:39.269 one hot dog Yeah, what? Why did he do this movie? 00:04:40.129 --> 00:04:45.730 Why did anyone? But, you know, I assume. But 00:04:45.730 --> 00:04:47.170 there couldn't have been. There wasn't that much. 00:04:47.170 --> 00:04:49.089 The budget in this entire movie was five million 00:04:49.089 --> 00:04:51.629 bucks. So, you know, if Cage is getting a million 00:04:51.629 --> 00:04:55.009 or two off the top of that, like, I mean, maybe 00:04:55.009 --> 00:05:01.110 he blew all of his X -Men money. I'm going to 00:05:01.110 --> 00:05:05.379 say monkey paw curse. He got Frasier, and in 00:05:05.379 --> 00:05:09.560 exchange, he had to work on Grand Isle for all 00:05:09.560 --> 00:05:14.420 of maybe 15 hours. To be fair, I feel like this 00:05:14.420 --> 00:05:18.879 was a really fun taping. It probably was. Like 00:05:18.879 --> 00:05:23.439 him shooting the bottles off the roof. That's 00:05:23.439 --> 00:05:27.079 a blast. Come on. I like that this movie really 00:05:27.079 --> 00:05:31.420 fully utilizes the set piece and everything. 00:05:31.879 --> 00:05:34.500 Like you get to go upstairs in the house, downstairs 00:05:34.500 --> 00:05:36.699 in the house. Extra downstairs. There's multiple 00:05:36.699 --> 00:05:41.040 rooms. Extra upstairs. Yeah. The layout. The 00:05:41.040 --> 00:05:43.579 toppest most for shooting. The layout was incredibly 00:05:43.579 --> 00:05:48.620 confusing. Extra downstairs was clearly just 00:05:48.620 --> 00:05:53.899 a random hallway in another building. Right. 00:05:53.980 --> 00:05:56.279 That was an office space. That was very liminal. 00:05:56.720 --> 00:06:00.819 Exactly. And then a police station and a diner. 00:06:00.819 --> 00:06:04.879 Is that it? Yeah. Yeah. Was the diner from earlier 00:06:04.879 --> 00:06:08.379 the diner from later? I can't imagine they could 00:06:08.379 --> 00:06:11.319 afford two diners. I don't know that kind of 00:06:11.319 --> 00:06:13.079 budget. It was only five million bucks. Yeah, 00:06:13.100 --> 00:06:15.199 we're going to shoot both scenes today. Yeah, 00:06:15.220 --> 00:06:17.699 exactly. We're going to rough up Buddy. All right, 00:06:17.779 --> 00:06:20.500 Buddy, this time you're not hurt. This time you're 00:06:20.500 --> 00:06:22.879 hurt. Yeah, you definitely do the hurt scene 00:06:22.879 --> 00:06:25.500 afterwards. You don't want to do the cleanup 00:06:25.500 --> 00:06:31.560 between? Nope. so justin you have the luxury 00:06:31.560 --> 00:06:35.360 and treat for us of explaining what this movie 00:06:35.360 --> 00:06:38.100 is yeah uh so give us a summary but also tell 00:06:38.100 --> 00:06:40.860 us about your experience of watching it and like 00:06:40.860 --> 00:06:44.740 with whom etc yeah i watched it with my australian 00:06:44.740 --> 00:06:48.540 friends and my partner julia and um this is a 00:06:48.540 --> 00:06:53.670 god a whirlwind of about gosh 80 minutes of build 00:06:53.670 --> 00:06:56.629 -up and like them seemingly trying to wrap up 00:06:56.629 --> 00:07:00.750 the film in about 15 minutes um but yeah you 00:07:00.750 --> 00:07:04.209 know it's nick cage doing classic nick cage stuff 00:07:04.209 --> 00:07:10.930 he's unhinged crazy wife hot wife crazy guy hires 00:07:10.930 --> 00:07:13.709 a i guess there's a there's a like military connection 00:07:13.709 --> 00:07:18.769 there between yeah cage and buddy cage's character 00:07:18.769 --> 00:07:22.040 and buddy and they're that's like a bonding moment 00:07:22.040 --> 00:07:26.939 for them and almost almost like derogatory from 00:07:26.939 --> 00:07:29.959 one side yeah well nobody nobody feels good about 00:07:29.959 --> 00:07:32.779 hanging out with sailors that's true yeah and 00:07:32.779 --> 00:07:36.319 you know i think uh also just thinking about 00:07:36.319 --> 00:07:38.660 him calling him tadpole now is grosser thinking 00:07:38.660 --> 00:07:41.250 about all the like semen needs of this movie 00:07:41.250 --> 00:07:46.149 oh the semen needs that sounds like something 00:07:46.149 --> 00:07:48.310 that should have been budgeted like you found 00:07:48.310 --> 00:07:51.930 one line somewhere there it's like semen you 00:07:51.930 --> 00:07:56.449 need 12 bucks for semen 12 dollars of semen what 00:07:56.449 --> 00:08:00.740 homeless guy did you 12 bucks is a good deal. 00:08:00.759 --> 00:08:02.480 I've never donated sperm. How much do you get 00:08:02.480 --> 00:08:05.660 for that? You can get up to $50 per. Okay. It 00:08:05.660 --> 00:08:08.240 depends on... So $12 a semen is... Yeah, plasma 00:08:08.240 --> 00:08:11.899 is more worth it. Yeah, but you can do it multiple 00:08:11.899 --> 00:08:15.819 times. Oh, yeah, you can. You can crank multiple 00:08:15.819 --> 00:08:19.089 times a week. Yeah, I think you can do like two 00:08:19.089 --> 00:08:21.329 or three a week. Yeah, I think if you're, I mean, 00:08:21.350 --> 00:08:23.810 they check your count, right? Yeah, yeah, they're 00:08:23.810 --> 00:08:25.329 going to look at it. If you have low numbers, 00:08:25.430 --> 00:08:27.009 they're not going to pay you as much or anything. 00:08:27.149 --> 00:08:30.149 You just replenish. Yeah, that's right. Is there 00:08:30.149 --> 00:08:31.910 anything else you'd like to know? I can tell 00:08:31.910 --> 00:08:33.789 you. Yeah, tell me more about cum. Oh, okay. 00:08:33.929 --> 00:08:41.789 Well, cum. Ten minutes into the pod. Might as 00:08:41.789 --> 00:08:45.149 well, might as well. Things have cum unhinged. 00:08:47.529 --> 00:08:49.370 yeah there's really not like a big plot line 00:08:49.370 --> 00:08:51.049 to this right okay so there's a storm coming 00:08:51.049 --> 00:08:53.789 they've got a fence that needs repair right like 00:08:53.789 --> 00:08:57.389 his wife is horny he's a drunk why do they need 00:08:57.389 --> 00:09:00.250 that fence repaired peter oh yeah ah because 00:09:00.250 --> 00:09:03.750 they shot a guy who chose to rob the wrong house 00:09:03.750 --> 00:09:07.250 which is also like very unexplained yeah and 00:09:07.250 --> 00:09:10.190 then like okay so they shoot him and then put 00:09:10.190 --> 00:09:12.730 him in the fuck prison yeah where'd he go yeah 00:09:12.730 --> 00:09:14.789 they just kind of like they shoot him and then 00:09:14.789 --> 00:09:16.509 it's like oh we have this fence that needs repair 00:09:16.509 --> 00:09:18.789 there's a bloody board yeah don't worry nobody 00:09:18.789 --> 00:09:21.909 notices yeah yeah it's okay he won't notice it 00:09:21.909 --> 00:09:25.490 he didn't do shit the whole time buddy yeah for 00:09:25.490 --> 00:09:29.309 a guy who owns a fence like fencing company uh 00:09:29.309 --> 00:09:33.490 all he did was replace those two like horizontal 00:09:33.490 --> 00:09:37.320 boards I don't have fence technology or like 00:09:37.320 --> 00:09:39.779 terminology to add to this. And he got too horny 00:09:39.779 --> 00:09:43.200 that he hit his own hand. Uh huh. Yeah. Who amongst 00:09:43.200 --> 00:09:47.820 us? Understandable. But yeah. So like the deep 00:09:47.820 --> 00:09:50.340 cut of the entire thing is, is what it's that 00:09:50.340 --> 00:09:53.960 they can't have a baby, but then it's also like, 00:09:54.019 --> 00:09:57.480 it sounds like they did have babies. Like they 00:09:57.480 --> 00:10:00.460 had a factory. Cause that lady was like the baby 00:10:00.460 --> 00:10:04.429 maker. Right. But then why did they have no kids? 00:10:05.529 --> 00:10:08.090 I'm assuming they eat them. I mean, there's a 00:10:08.090 --> 00:10:10.830 lot that they don't like. I mean, you don't even 00:10:10.830 --> 00:10:14.049 know about the baby stuff until like the end. 00:10:14.190 --> 00:10:16.090 Yeah, it's like the last two minutes. Yeah, they 00:10:16.090 --> 00:10:18.370 just wrap that one up real quick. It's like it's 00:10:18.370 --> 00:10:20.389 weird. Like you assume that she's just got a 00:10:20.389 --> 00:10:24.250 bunch of what you call them like voodoo dolls 00:10:24.250 --> 00:10:25.830 and stuff because you see one little thing like 00:10:25.830 --> 00:10:29.350 that. But there's no like explanation of like 00:10:29.350 --> 00:10:34.120 why. The sheer amount of voodoo references there 00:10:34.120 --> 00:10:37.539 were. They showed him at least ten times in the 00:10:37.539 --> 00:10:40.840 film. I only noticed the one egregious one where 00:10:40.840 --> 00:10:43.799 it was him being like, oh my god. There's the 00:10:43.799 --> 00:10:46.539 one solo and then later there's a whole mantle 00:10:46.539 --> 00:10:48.679 full of them. The mantle is the one I caught. 00:10:49.279 --> 00:10:56.129 Just like so much of nick cages and uh fancy's 00:10:56.129 --> 00:10:58.750 problems in this film is like their whole thing 00:10:58.750 --> 00:11:01.029 is they hate each other um they've been married 00:11:01.029 --> 00:11:04.049 for 15 years not even that long to hate each 00:11:04.049 --> 00:11:06.009 other that much i think it was 15 years it's 00:11:06.009 --> 00:11:07.850 like it's not that much to have that much fucking 00:11:07.850 --> 00:11:10.409 hate it's important because it's their anniversary 00:11:10.409 --> 00:11:15.950 oh that's right He fell asleep with sunglasses 00:11:15.950 --> 00:11:20.110 on. Or did he? He brought her a stud. I think 00:11:20.110 --> 00:11:22.950 she hired him. Yeah, he didn't know anything 00:11:22.950 --> 00:11:27.230 about it. She hired out for a fence guy after 00:11:27.230 --> 00:11:30.909 Cage shot that guy through their fence. Well, 00:11:30.990 --> 00:11:36.009 he shot that guy for her to fuck. I don't know. 00:11:36.590 --> 00:11:39.730 That must have been it. But he's also having 00:11:39.730 --> 00:11:42.690 home problems because he hasn't fucked in six 00:11:42.690 --> 00:11:45.809 months. Oh, yeah. There are lots of good like 00:11:45.809 --> 00:11:49.190 blowjob questions and stuff like that. Oh, yeah. 00:11:49.470 --> 00:11:50.990 Definitely that. How long has it been since you 00:11:50.990 --> 00:11:53.809 got your dick sucked in? I don't remember words, 00:11:53.929 --> 00:12:00.190 but. So Buddy, the sailor, goes to see his wife. 00:12:00.470 --> 00:12:05.210 Yeah. The fence repairman. Sailor fence repairman. 00:12:05.750 --> 00:12:09.090 Sees his wife. She's got a little kid. And he's 00:12:09.090 --> 00:12:10.929 like, we, you know, we haven't fucked in six 00:12:10.929 --> 00:12:13.070 months, whatever. And she's like, well, I want 00:12:13.070 --> 00:12:14.549 to get a job. And he's like, you can't get a 00:12:14.549 --> 00:12:16.850 job. Your job is being a mom. And he's like, 00:12:16.870 --> 00:12:18.649 but also have your sister take care of that fucking 00:12:18.649 --> 00:12:25.669 sick baby. She's got a cough right now. Not my 00:12:25.669 --> 00:12:29.340 problem. gotta get that dick whip so apparently 00:12:29.340 --> 00:12:33.059 i've watched this movie twice now um that's my 00:12:33.059 --> 00:12:35.139 favorite fact about this entire experience is 00:12:35.139 --> 00:12:37.299 that you've already seen this movie yeah chose 00:12:37.299 --> 00:12:41.240 to watch it before yeah i intentionally watched 00:12:41.240 --> 00:12:42.639 it because i didn't think we were ever gonna 00:12:42.639 --> 00:12:47.299 do this so i watched it and then immediately 00:12:47.299 --> 00:12:50.120 i guess forgot it all because josie was like 00:12:50.120 --> 00:12:52.379 we've seen this movie i was like i don't believe 00:12:52.379 --> 00:12:56.700 you you're a liar and a woman and Then we put 00:12:56.700 --> 00:12:59.139 it on. It's like, oh, I recognize this. This 00:12:59.139 --> 00:13:01.460 is this seems reasonable. I've probably seen 00:13:01.460 --> 00:13:03.659 a trailer for this. And then, no, no, no, no. 00:13:03.720 --> 00:13:06.779 I remembered everything as it happened. So she's 00:13:06.779 --> 00:13:09.620 still a liar and a woman. But there's not a lot 00:13:09.620 --> 00:13:13.360 that actually happens in this film. Like I keep 00:13:13.360 --> 00:13:17.460 calling it film. It's silly. For lack of a better 00:13:17.460 --> 00:13:20.620 word. Yeah. Yeah. This this movie, there's not 00:13:20.620 --> 00:13:25.129 a lot that actually goes on. you know well yeah 00:13:25.129 --> 00:13:27.970 there's no like major theme there's no plot there's 00:13:27.970 --> 00:13:31.190 no like big reveal other than that they're creeps 00:13:31.190 --> 00:13:34.210 but they're like creeps from the get right i 00:13:34.210 --> 00:13:38.429 mean nick cage the way he says haha is oh yeah 00:13:38.429 --> 00:13:42.389 come on man it is cool that we get a little bit 00:13:42.389 --> 00:13:45.210 of extra like nicholas cage is the bad guy kind 00:13:45.210 --> 00:13:48.149 of thing yeah because we don't we don't get enough 00:13:48.149 --> 00:13:52.340 of those yeah so the whole like framing story 00:13:52.340 --> 00:13:54.740 in this film is Buddy is being questioned by 00:13:54.740 --> 00:13:59.879 Kelsey Grammer, who is a detective. Right. You 00:13:59.879 --> 00:14:02.820 can tell because of his nice suit. Yeah, he's 00:14:02.820 --> 00:14:07.039 a southern detective. I cannot watch Nick and 00:14:07.039 --> 00:14:13.659 have this conversation. Go on. I should have 00:14:13.659 --> 00:14:16.980 saved my burrito for this podcast. I just housed 00:14:16.980 --> 00:14:19.200 a burrito while finishing my work so I could 00:14:19.200 --> 00:14:21.879 be here. Don't feed the stereotypes. I gotta 00:14:21.879 --> 00:14:24.720 say, Sparkle Buddies and Sauerkraut Hot Dogs 00:14:24.720 --> 00:14:30.740 combined as a smell is quite an experience, so 00:14:30.740 --> 00:14:35.340 bless your heart and that mustache. A little 00:14:35.340 --> 00:14:39.000 flavor saver. So Buddy is being questioned by 00:14:39.000 --> 00:14:42.980 Kelsey Grammer because there's been a murder 00:14:42.980 --> 00:14:48.460 and he's telling his side of the story about 00:14:48.460 --> 00:14:51.549 how He got there to build a fence. They were 00:14:51.549 --> 00:14:55.309 creeps. His truck wouldn't start. So we had to 00:14:55.309 --> 00:14:58.830 like ride out a hurricane at the creeps house. 00:14:59.590 --> 00:15:03.389 Fancy wanted to fuck him. Nick Cage was just 00:15:03.389 --> 00:15:06.470 hanging out with guns and talking about, you 00:15:06.470 --> 00:15:09.210 know, being a Marine for all of 15 minutes. Don't 00:15:09.210 --> 00:15:13.789 call him Jarhead. And then once Nick then wants 00:15:13.789 --> 00:15:18.600 Buddy to kill Fancy. cyanide you just put it 00:15:18.600 --> 00:15:22.299 on the rag but instead buddy fucks fancy and 00:15:22.299 --> 00:15:27.700 then she stabs nick cage and then they're gonna 00:15:27.700 --> 00:15:30.860 escape and like all the problems will be solved 00:15:30.860 --> 00:15:34.500 if they just leave and nick cage is like back 00:15:34.500 --> 00:15:37.159 out the basement and then fancy tries like to 00:15:37.159 --> 00:15:39.860 kill buddy and then they're like in cahoots to 00:15:39.860 --> 00:15:43.779 kill buddy because buddy knows too much but he 00:15:43.779 --> 00:15:47.000 didn't know anything and it also felt like they 00:15:47.000 --> 00:15:49.539 were all along in cahoots because she stabs him 00:15:49.539 --> 00:15:53.519 in the hand right yeah but then but then he's 00:15:53.519 --> 00:15:55.919 like why'd you have to stab me so dang hard you 00:15:55.919 --> 00:15:58.840 know and it's like i don't know i don't know 00:15:58.840 --> 00:16:00.299 that seems like a thing that you wouldn't say 00:16:00.299 --> 00:16:02.320 unless you were like we were planning this the 00:16:02.320 --> 00:16:05.039 entire fucking time just in case yeah i feel 00:16:05.039 --> 00:16:06.759 like this was a movie that was being written 00:16:06.759 --> 00:16:09.960 on the day and that they wrote it in a day and 00:16:09.960 --> 00:16:13.049 filmed it in a day And they saw Kelsey Grammer 00:16:13.049 --> 00:16:15.250 at a bus stop in a white suit. And they're like, 00:16:15.330 --> 00:16:17.610 can we borrow you? We just need you for five 00:16:17.610 --> 00:16:19.809 minutes, my friend. You know who I know? They 00:16:19.809 --> 00:16:22.269 only had Kelsey Grammer for one day. Besides 00:16:22.269 --> 00:16:24.110 the fact that he has like seven minutes of screen 00:16:24.110 --> 00:16:27.110 time. When the cops finally show up at their 00:16:27.110 --> 00:16:31.029 house, he's not there. It's another lady detective 00:16:31.029 --> 00:16:33.330 that they have to invent just to go to the house. 00:16:34.309 --> 00:16:36.870 Because in the final scene where Kelsey Grammer 00:16:36.870 --> 00:16:38.470 and Nick Cage are on screen at the same time, 00:16:38.490 --> 00:16:41.299 it's after Nick Cage shaves. Why? Sorry, why 00:16:41.299 --> 00:16:43.840 is that relevant? Oh, no, I was just saying like 00:16:43.840 --> 00:16:46.259 how I know they only had Kelsey Grammer for a 00:16:46.259 --> 00:16:50.879 day. Oh, I got you. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, 00:16:50.960 --> 00:16:53.659 I think this script was put together by bits 00:16:53.659 --> 00:16:55.620 that were left on the cutting room floor for 00:16:55.620 --> 00:16:58.620 something else. Like there's a better movie out 00:16:58.620 --> 00:17:01.000 there somewhere. And these are the bits that 00:17:01.000 --> 00:17:02.799 got shaved out. I don't think there's a better 00:17:02.799 --> 00:17:04.799 movie of this. I don't know. Oh, you think this 00:17:04.799 --> 00:17:07.460 is just peak? I don't think there is. I do think 00:17:07.460 --> 00:17:10.359 there's a ton that got cut. I think that. Absolutely. 00:17:10.839 --> 00:17:13.940 There's too many loose ends. It's entirely possible 00:17:13.940 --> 00:17:16.460 that the better movie was also never released. 00:17:17.230 --> 00:17:19.450 something this movie could have taken i mean 00:17:19.450 --> 00:17:21.549 definitely bless them for making this thing only 00:17:21.549 --> 00:17:26.150 90 minutes like this had been two hours i would 00:17:26.150 --> 00:17:29.109 have killed myself i'm gonna go i'm gonna go 00:17:29.109 --> 00:17:31.769 against that argument that uh a bunch of shit 00:17:31.769 --> 00:17:34.609 was cut i don't believe anything was cut i believe 00:17:34.609 --> 00:17:39.039 that's all they filmed i just there's so many 00:17:39.039 --> 00:17:41.240 loose ends that's that's that's my reasoning 00:17:41.240 --> 00:17:44.640 here it's just it's just bad writing and cheap 00:17:44.640 --> 00:17:47.119 like the big hint that gives away that there's 00:17:47.119 --> 00:17:51.559 something up at the house is buddy finds the 00:17:51.559 --> 00:17:55.339 not dead body of the kid that got shot at the 00:17:55.339 --> 00:17:57.740 beginning of the movie who was straight up wearing 00:17:57.740 --> 00:18:00.200 a burglar's outfit with like white and black 00:18:00.200 --> 00:18:11.140 stripes um so dear viewers dear listeners nick 00:18:11.140 --> 00:18:15.380 is drinking mostly through his mustache a buzz 00:18:15.380 --> 00:18:19.720 ball out of a uh is that the riddler no it's 00:18:19.720 --> 00:18:22.259 always the right it's the riddler mcdonald's 00:18:22.259 --> 00:18:25.039 glass cup i should have got another twisty straw 00:18:25.039 --> 00:18:29.079 here no no this was always the point dripping 00:18:29.079 --> 00:18:32.299 so much i shouldn't have worn a white shirt it's 00:18:32.299 --> 00:18:37.789 so trippy These microphones will never smell 00:18:37.789 --> 00:18:41.930 the same. Your house will never smell the same. 00:18:42.869 --> 00:18:47.089 There's a second hot dog, people. They're hot 00:18:47.089 --> 00:18:52.410 links. I embraced Fancy's Louisiana -ness. Got 00:18:52.410 --> 00:18:56.049 hot links and like coffee liqueur. That is a... 00:18:56.049 --> 00:18:58.430 It's a chocolate buzz ball. Okay, yeah. Well, 00:18:58.470 --> 00:19:03.450 you're a sharp waiter. I hope. That's the finale. 00:19:05.549 --> 00:19:08.349 the reason they believe buddy is because he found 00:19:08.349 --> 00:19:12.589 the not dead body of the kid who got shot because 00:19:12.589 --> 00:19:15.450 he was hooked up to an IV for reasons and the 00:19:15.450 --> 00:19:17.549 kid had a piece of cloth that had a bunch of 00:19:17.549 --> 00:19:19.910 Japanese characters on it was that the kid that 00:19:19.910 --> 00:19:22.990 got shot it was okay I did not pick up on that 00:19:22.990 --> 00:19:26.990 at all why did he have her like kimono outfit 00:19:26.990 --> 00:19:29.690 I'm assuming he tore a piece off of it when they 00:19:29.690 --> 00:19:33.359 were forcing them to fuck yeah But also, why 00:19:33.359 --> 00:19:35.660 was he in the upstairs and not in the locked 00:19:35.660 --> 00:19:38.720 basement? Wasn't he? He was in the locked basement. 00:19:38.720 --> 00:19:42.599 No, he was just in like their pantry. Hmm. Because 00:19:42.599 --> 00:19:44.319 he never but he never gets into the basement. 00:19:44.880 --> 00:19:48.180 So he's just like a guy in their pantry. I think 00:19:48.180 --> 00:19:51.099 he does go into the basement. He doesn't get 00:19:51.099 --> 00:19:54.539 into the locked back door. No, he doesn't. He 00:19:54.539 --> 00:19:55.460 doesn't make it to the basement because when 00:19:55.460 --> 00:19:57.079 he's unlocking the doors, Fancy pulls the gun 00:19:57.079 --> 00:19:59.500 on him and shoots the door and then he runs into 00:19:59.500 --> 00:20:03.059 the side room. Wow, that walrus mustache when 00:20:03.059 --> 00:20:06.059 you look confounded is really impressive. Be 00:20:06.059 --> 00:20:12.640 confounded again. Him referencing the piece of 00:20:12.640 --> 00:20:15.539 cloth with Japanese characters on it makes the 00:20:15.539 --> 00:20:19.839 other detective be like, people have been going 00:20:19.839 --> 00:20:24.289 missing. This woman was... wearing uh this you 00:20:24.289 --> 00:20:26.670 know asian was wearing a dress with japanese 00:20:26.670 --> 00:20:28.190 characters on it and they're like was this the 00:20:28.190 --> 00:20:30.470 dress they said yes when they eventually find 00:20:30.470 --> 00:20:32.650 her she is wearing a red dress it's not the same 00:20:32.650 --> 00:20:37.369 dress well yeah the dress in the photo looks 00:20:37.369 --> 00:20:39.170 like she was wearing one of those like paper 00:20:39.170 --> 00:20:42.289 lanterns some family just wrote all their hopes 00:20:42.289 --> 00:20:45.210 and prayers on her and then maybe it was fancy 00:20:45.210 --> 00:20:48.309 you know i don't and i'm not rooting for buddy 00:20:48.309 --> 00:20:49.930 in this movie because fuck buddy he's an idiot 00:20:50.729 --> 00:20:52.670 Like everything, everything he did was wrong, 00:20:52.750 --> 00:20:56.589 including when the cops show when he's like when 00:20:56.589 --> 00:20:58.529 the cops show up later and they're just firing 00:20:58.529 --> 00:21:01.930 indiscriminately at Nick Cage's character's car 00:21:01.930 --> 00:21:04.390 as he peels out. There are houses across the 00:21:04.390 --> 00:21:06.250 street, but he could have just been like, y 'all 00:21:06.250 --> 00:21:08.390 are weird. I'm going to go like see if anyone 00:21:08.390 --> 00:21:10.450 else will let me like hang out on their porch. 00:21:11.029 --> 00:21:15.410 I mean, Buddy is clearly a dipshit. Yeah. Like 00:21:15.410 --> 00:21:17.609 that's pretty well established. Also, let's let's 00:21:17.609 --> 00:21:19.240 back it up a minute. Speaking of being backed 00:21:19.240 --> 00:21:22.180 up, he hasn't come in like six months, dude. 00:21:22.460 --> 00:21:25.500 Yeah, so cut him some slack. Yeah, that brain 00:21:25.500 --> 00:21:28.240 ain't working right. He's all clogged up. Yeah, 00:21:28.259 --> 00:21:30.980 apparently his hand also doesn't work. You know. 00:21:33.059 --> 00:21:38.680 I just don't think he ever learned how. Yeah, 00:21:38.779 --> 00:21:40.859 sorry. That's that's more of a marine thing. 00:21:43.359 --> 00:21:47.059 Sailors had some other outlet. I don't know. 00:21:47.869 --> 00:21:49.950 It's like a reverse thing. A different inlet. 00:21:50.150 --> 00:21:52.089 That's right. Why didn't the kid still want Buddy 00:21:52.089 --> 00:21:57.049 to kill the wife after he like pole cocked her? 00:21:57.549 --> 00:22:00.970 She stabs him. Nick Cage like punches her out. 00:22:01.130 --> 00:22:05.789 Then like threatens Buddy to do the murder. Well, 00:22:05.829 --> 00:22:08.930 he needs him to do the murder. So that way he 00:22:08.930 --> 00:22:11.329 can't get charged for it. And he'll probably 00:22:11.329 --> 00:22:13.829 end up killing Buddy. My assumption was he was 00:22:13.829 --> 00:22:15.789 just going to kill Buddy afterwards anyways and 00:22:15.789 --> 00:22:19.019 be like, he killed my wife. He took my job. Yeah, 00:22:19.039 --> 00:22:21.480 so why didn't you just kill Buddy, do the same 00:22:21.480 --> 00:22:25.180 murder, and then blame Buddy? Oh, God, I don't 00:22:25.180 --> 00:22:27.799 know. This is like one of those movies that I 00:22:27.799 --> 00:22:30.160 watched. I watched this in two nights because 00:22:30.160 --> 00:22:33.440 I could not handle doing it in one. I watched 00:22:33.440 --> 00:22:39.579 it two nights, too. It's like, what's true? I 00:22:39.579 --> 00:22:43.089 just like nothing about it. sticks in my brain 00:22:43.089 --> 00:22:45.049 in a good way like usually i can find something 00:22:45.049 --> 00:22:46.750 that's like that's funny and i'm gonna remember 00:22:46.750 --> 00:22:48.430 that and i'm like looking through my notes right 00:22:48.430 --> 00:22:51.430 now and i'm like what what what am i talking 00:22:51.430 --> 00:22:53.690 about you know what was funny to me was the scene 00:22:53.690 --> 00:22:56.589 where he goes out in a blaze of glory yeah like 00:22:56.589 --> 00:23:00.049 just the Oh, suicide by cop is just the best 00:23:00.049 --> 00:23:01.289 way to go. The physical acting of Nick Cage in 00:23:01.289 --> 00:23:03.910 a moment like that is just, it's so fucking good. 00:23:04.029 --> 00:23:07.349 So camp. What were they called? Like Rough Riders? 00:23:07.390 --> 00:23:11.069 Like Sharpshooters? Something like that? Yeah, 00:23:11.069 --> 00:23:18.390 Gunslingers. Gunslingers checking out. His tragic 00:23:18.390 --> 00:23:22.869 backstory is he was going to go to, he went to 00:23:22.869 --> 00:23:28.269 Vietnam for a day, but like fucked up his Well, 00:23:28.269 --> 00:23:31.269 I think he fucked up in a like boot or something 00:23:31.269 --> 00:23:33.750 because everybody else got deployed except him. 00:23:33.789 --> 00:23:36.049 It was like the day after. Training because some 00:23:36.049 --> 00:23:38.910 guy threw a grenade. Yeah, some ding dong threw 00:23:38.910 --> 00:23:43.869 a grenade. And then his entire his entire like 00:23:43.869 --> 00:23:47.910 platoon got like wiped out. And instead of thinking, 00:23:47.970 --> 00:23:52.190 wow, I really dodged a bullet by jumping on that 00:23:52.190 --> 00:23:55.450 grenade. He's like, man, I should have been there. 00:23:55.509 --> 00:23:57.990 I could have saved them all. Or also died with 00:23:57.990 --> 00:24:00.210 all of them. That's the most likely outcome, 00:24:00.390 --> 00:24:02.450 but I don't think he sees that. No. He's just 00:24:02.450 --> 00:24:05.089 a big dumb Marine. He thinks he's a hero. I could 00:24:05.089 --> 00:24:08.369 have saved them. Yeah. Yeah. Real white savior 00:24:08.369 --> 00:24:11.890 complex. So that hurricane didn't seem all that 00:24:11.890 --> 00:24:15.609 bad. No, it did not. They did board some shit 00:24:15.609 --> 00:24:18.170 up, but. We see the aftermath of it where like 00:24:18.170 --> 00:24:20.900 the news shows like how. devastated the town 00:24:20.900 --> 00:24:24.140 was but based on what we were seeing in the house 00:24:24.140 --> 00:24:27.799 really was just kind of windy it was pretty wet 00:24:27.799 --> 00:24:30.019 it came down pretty good it's kind of like those 00:24:30.019 --> 00:24:31.680 um there was a couple years ago where there was 00:24:31.680 --> 00:24:33.440 like the big storms coming to seattle and then 00:24:33.440 --> 00:24:35.059 it was just a bunch of pictures of like one lawn 00:24:35.059 --> 00:24:37.579 chair knocked over it's like yeah okay yeah kind 00:24:37.579 --> 00:24:41.400 of that that's my favorite seattle storm energy 00:24:41.400 --> 00:24:44.519 certainly not the kind on the basketball court 00:24:45.160 --> 00:24:52.119 Oh, God. Fuck off. What? They lose a lot. OK, 00:24:52.119 --> 00:24:54.759 so like there are just some really fucking absurd 00:24:54.759 --> 00:24:57.440 quotes in this. And like, that's the only thing 00:24:57.440 --> 00:25:01.480 that kind of stands out to me. OK, so Fancy is 00:25:01.480 --> 00:25:03.420 in the bathtub and he's going in there to fucking 00:25:03.420 --> 00:25:06.779 cyanide her or whatever. And then she just goes. 00:25:07.230 --> 00:25:10.490 do you want to hear my young boy fantasy oh yeah 00:25:10.490 --> 00:25:15.490 no and then immediately for the crotch hold on 00:25:15.490 --> 00:25:17.789 i gotta jerk you off while i do this okay now 00:25:17.789 --> 00:25:19.230 that scene was actually pretty cool where she 00:25:19.230 --> 00:25:24.390 like managed to flick his fucking oh yeah i'm 00:25:24.390 --> 00:25:27.430 assuming she has a bottle opener on the bottom 00:25:27.430 --> 00:25:30.650 like those cool like shitty flip -flops oh yeah 00:25:30.650 --> 00:25:35.460 but it's just the heel of her And then the drama 00:25:35.460 --> 00:25:37.920 of it being like in the doorframe or whatever, 00:25:38.000 --> 00:25:39.720 as if he's going to see that and be like, that's 00:25:39.720 --> 00:25:46.279 from a pant. Right. After like 18 scotches. When 00:25:46.279 --> 00:25:48.700 he like is barely sober enough to get up the 00:25:48.700 --> 00:25:51.359 stairs. Yeah. But he was comatose like 10 seconds 00:25:51.359 --> 00:25:54.640 ago. Oh, let's see. Here's another good one. 00:25:54.779 --> 00:25:56.660 You made me hit a woman because you couldn't 00:25:56.660 --> 00:26:03.839 finish the job. We finished the job. You think 00:26:03.839 --> 00:26:09.319 I have a dark side? You have no idea. Another 00:26:09.319 --> 00:26:13.880 fancy. I'll look him right in the eyes as you 00:26:13.880 --> 00:26:18.579 make me come. This movie is absurd. Oh, my God. 00:26:18.599 --> 00:26:22.140 Yeah. Oh, when they were like, she wanted him 00:26:22.140 --> 00:26:26.099 to fuck her right in front of Nicolas Cage. He's 00:26:26.099 --> 00:26:30.359 tied down. Let's just fuck me right here. Fucking 00:26:30.359 --> 00:26:32.990 Kelsey Grammer. What do you think this is? New 00:26:32.990 --> 00:26:38.230 York? D .C.? D .C.? Yo, Grand Isle, son. We don't 00:26:38.230 --> 00:26:41.690 subscribe to that big city nonsense. I say, I 00:26:41.690 --> 00:26:47.049 say. D .C. nonsense being wanting a lawyer. Can 00:26:47.049 --> 00:26:51.609 I get a phone call? No. What do you think you 00:26:51.609 --> 00:27:02.490 are, boy? D .C.? This is Louisiana. oh boy i 00:27:02.490 --> 00:27:04.569 think that's it for my notes good good episode 00:27:04.569 --> 00:27:09.390 yeah there was some like quote specifically from 00:27:09.390 --> 00:27:12.089 nicholas cage about getting getting a buddy getting 00:27:12.089 --> 00:27:14.250 his dick sucked but i cannot remember it for 00:27:14.250 --> 00:27:17.210 the life of me uh when was the last time you 00:27:17.210 --> 00:27:23.109 had your uh cock Sucked. Yeah, yeah. What a great 00:27:23.109 --> 00:27:26.309 way to say it. Hey, complete stranger who's here 00:27:26.309 --> 00:27:28.809 to work on my fence and stuck because of rain. 00:27:29.029 --> 00:27:31.549 Which, like, that line in particular makes me 00:27:31.549 --> 00:27:33.950 feel like it's really just all a big cuck fantasy 00:27:33.950 --> 00:27:35.849 for Nick Cage. It should have been a big red 00:27:35.849 --> 00:27:39.950 flag right there, too. Like, hmm, I mean, I like 00:27:39.950 --> 00:27:42.109 that mustache, but... Yeah, that should have 00:27:42.109 --> 00:27:44.130 been the first red flag for Buddy. The first 00:27:44.130 --> 00:27:47.279 one right there. She had gone off. It wasn't 00:27:47.279 --> 00:27:52.519 her kissing his boo -boo. That is a little weird. 00:27:54.200 --> 00:27:57.019 After serving him what was very much an alcoholic 00:27:57.019 --> 00:28:02.839 iced tea. If not more. Oh, well, maybe Viagra. 00:28:02.960 --> 00:28:04.819 I think she laced him with a little blue pill. 00:28:05.059 --> 00:28:07.799 Yeah, maybe. Yeah. You know what? I would not 00:28:07.799 --> 00:28:10.160 have got much of that fence built either if I 00:28:10.160 --> 00:28:12.160 had a raging hard -on. If you were bricked up. 00:28:12.339 --> 00:28:16.549 Yeah. Is that a phrase? You never heard bricked 00:28:16.549 --> 00:28:19.470 up? Oh, it's a great one. It's a great one. Bricks 00:28:19.470 --> 00:28:25.349 are hard. They are, in fact. And the building 00:28:25.349 --> 00:28:27.890 block of society. Indeed. Damn right. Much like 00:28:27.890 --> 00:28:31.029 boners. So, Justin, you watch this with Australian 00:28:31.029 --> 00:28:33.789 friends who are Nick Cage fans and Julia. What 00:28:33.789 --> 00:28:36.289 did they think of this movie? Nick Cage fans 00:28:36.289 --> 00:28:39.089 and Julia. And Julia. Who I don't think is a 00:28:39.089 --> 00:28:42.009 Nick Cage fan. Yeah, admittedly not a Nick Cage 00:28:42.009 --> 00:28:45.160 fan. Not a hater, though. Do you think she'd 00:28:45.160 --> 00:28:48.150 like this movie more if you were? If you grew 00:28:48.150 --> 00:28:50.789 a mustache, much as I have grown a very natural 00:28:50.789 --> 00:28:53.289 or borrowed this one. Authentic mustache. I think 00:28:53.289 --> 00:28:55.390 she would love if I borrowed this one right after 00:28:55.390 --> 00:28:57.630 the episode. Yeah. Brought it home, wore it home. 00:28:57.829 --> 00:29:01.150 100%. Buzz balled up. Straight, straight appropriate 00:29:01.150 --> 00:29:05.130 funk. Dripping, yeah. Still wet. She actually 00:29:05.130 --> 00:29:11.210 fell asleep. God bless her. About 50 minutes 00:29:11.210 --> 00:29:14.930 in. Oh, she missed all the good stuff. She missed 00:29:14.930 --> 00:29:18.990 the resolution. Second buzz balls hitting the 00:29:18.990 --> 00:29:24.809 pod. I got all these buzz balls left. I got to 00:29:24.809 --> 00:29:27.569 drink them. I keep forgetting they exist in my 00:29:27.569 --> 00:29:30.309 house. Oh, are those from the show? Absolutely, 00:29:30.390 --> 00:29:32.809 they are from the show. They are pink flocked 00:29:32.809 --> 00:29:35.849 buzz balls from our Dick Cage movie show. Yeah, 00:29:35.849 --> 00:29:39.369 they're the snowballs. Oh, God. Okay, so Julia 00:29:39.369 --> 00:29:42.490 fell asleep. Julia fell asleep, yet went to bed. 00:29:42.609 --> 00:29:47.190 The Australians were... Unimpressed, I will say. 00:29:48.690 --> 00:29:53.430 Tell me why. Did they not realize he contained 00:29:53.430 --> 00:29:58.849 range? That there was levels to his performance 00:29:58.849 --> 00:30:01.230 ability? No, you know what? It was a fun watch 00:30:01.230 --> 00:30:04.650 for all of us. I think it's good. to watch that 00:30:04.650 --> 00:30:07.230 with people that are like fans of the actor that 00:30:07.230 --> 00:30:10.849 are able to laugh at his like worst performances. 00:30:11.029 --> 00:30:13.829 Not that this is anywhere close to his. No, no. 00:30:13.849 --> 00:30:16.990 Actually, I enjoyed a Nicolas Cage in this film. 00:30:16.990 --> 00:30:18.650 I will go out. I don't think he's the issue here. 00:30:18.769 --> 00:30:24.170 No. Yeah. It's that fucking Kelsey Grammer. Yeah. 00:30:25.490 --> 00:30:27.710 Kelsey Grammer. He's always dragging shit down. 00:30:28.349 --> 00:30:32.130 Yeah. But yeah, no, we had a good time. I'll 00:30:32.130 --> 00:30:34.430 say that they didn't have that many comments. 00:30:34.470 --> 00:30:35.930 There was, there was some points where we were 00:30:35.930 --> 00:30:38.109 like predicted exactly what was the fuck was 00:30:38.109 --> 00:30:40.789 going to happen, you know? But also like, I think 00:30:40.789 --> 00:30:42.470 they were the most pissed off about there being 00:30:42.470 --> 00:30:45.869 no mention of voodoo whatsoever. Nothing to do 00:30:45.869 --> 00:30:48.289 with anything. Yeah. Weirdly, the thing that 00:30:48.289 --> 00:30:51.029 pissed me off most about this movie is. he comes 00:30:51.029 --> 00:30:53.950 in his car doesn't start whatever it's a hurricane 00:30:53.950 --> 00:30:56.349 whatever he's like i gotta hunger down here and 00:30:56.349 --> 00:30:58.490 they're like drink drink the fucking wine you 00:30:58.490 --> 00:31:01.390 know and then she's making soup and then they 00:31:01.390 --> 00:31:06.109 serve meatloaf for dinner josie josie was on 00:31:06.109 --> 00:31:08.710 about the same thing she's like what what the 00:31:08.710 --> 00:31:11.849 fuck is up with that soup i don't know man i 00:31:11.849 --> 00:31:14.150 was like maybe it's a gravy but no it's not i 00:31:14.150 --> 00:31:17.609 assumed she was just making like stock for later 00:31:18.089 --> 00:31:21.190 I don't know. But why even bother filming that? 00:31:23.069 --> 00:31:25.089 It's the dumbest shit that bugs me about these. 00:31:25.150 --> 00:31:27.789 These movies are so bad. This is what I get caught 00:31:27.789 --> 00:31:30.049 on, Sean. You get caught up on other things that 00:31:30.049 --> 00:31:32.589 are more important. I'm like, no. Where was that 00:31:32.589 --> 00:31:37.089 goddamn soup? What is she doing with it? I mean, 00:31:37.089 --> 00:31:38.910 that normally would bother me if I could bother 00:31:38.910 --> 00:31:44.869 to care about this film at all. Yeah. And he's 00:31:44.869 --> 00:31:47.450 like, my car broke down and a hurricane's coming. 00:31:47.609 --> 00:31:49.990 And she's just like, you're the worst man ever. 00:31:51.210 --> 00:31:54.769 The thing that I hated the most about this is 00:31:54.769 --> 00:31:56.829 when he called his wife and asked how his kid 00:31:56.829 --> 00:32:00.589 was. She didn't say, oh, she's good. She's cute. 00:32:01.119 --> 00:32:04.539 Or whatever it was. Fucking... What was that 00:32:04.539 --> 00:32:06.660 kid's terrible name? Cinderella? Yeah, Cinderella. 00:32:07.079 --> 00:32:10.619 How's Cindy? She's good. She's sweet. Oh yeah, 00:32:10.680 --> 00:32:14.839 she's sweet. Why isn't this kid sweet? Because 00:32:14.839 --> 00:32:16.559 this kid hates your dad. That would have been 00:32:16.559 --> 00:32:20.220 an A -plus banger callback. That would have been 00:32:20.220 --> 00:32:22.819 an incredible Easter egg. Just buried in there. 00:32:22.880 --> 00:32:26.609 For us. Yeah, for us. Hey, Nick Cage. Go make 00:32:26.609 --> 00:32:28.529 a bad movie and just throw a little reference 00:32:28.529 --> 00:32:31.130 in there that hopefully we catch. Hopefully we'll 00:32:31.130 --> 00:32:33.549 watch it a lot. Just mention an exploded lady 00:32:33.549 --> 00:32:36.069 and then I'll laugh really fucking hard. So good. 00:32:36.490 --> 00:32:39.210 Yeah, just oh, just have a news clip going on 00:32:39.210 --> 00:32:41.609 in the background of a bar scene. And it's just 00:32:41.609 --> 00:32:46.589 like the the rooftop cover. What's her face blowing 00:32:46.589 --> 00:32:50.809 up? Was it Shube? No, it wasn't. It wasn't Shube. 00:32:50.829 --> 00:32:52.869 It was Jessica Biel. Oh, yeah. Jessica Biel. 00:32:52.869 --> 00:32:55.240 Exploding Jessica Biel. How many Exploding Jessica 00:32:55.240 --> 00:32:59.279 Beals do we give this movie? Wait, is that a 00:32:59.279 --> 00:33:02.140 sign of a good movie or a bad movie? It doesn't 00:33:02.140 --> 00:33:07.299 matter. I'm keeping all of my Exploding Jessica 00:33:07.299 --> 00:33:11.140 Beals for myself this time. it's been six months 00:33:11.140 --> 00:33:16.019 the movie gets few i was thinking about this 00:33:16.019 --> 00:33:17.759 the other day i'm like how could like what what 00:33:17.759 --> 00:33:19.660 can we do next like how how do we keep this rolling 00:33:19.660 --> 00:33:21.619 i'm like maybe we do a race to the bottom maybe 00:33:21.619 --> 00:33:24.319 we just do like a like a mad dash through like 00:33:24.319 --> 00:33:26.319 all the first round failures to see what the 00:33:26.319 --> 00:33:28.640 worst film in the bracket was then i looked at 00:33:28.640 --> 00:33:30.259 the bracket again i'm like no i don't ever want 00:33:30.259 --> 00:33:33.200 to watch any of those movies again except for 00:33:33.200 --> 00:33:35.349 adaptation And again, most of the movies that 00:33:35.349 --> 00:33:37.289 we're watching in season three are the ones that 00:33:37.289 --> 00:33:42.569 did not make the bracket. They're potentially 00:33:42.569 --> 00:33:45.369 sometimes not worse than the movies that were 00:33:45.369 --> 00:33:47.970 in the bracket. So, yeah, there's only maybe 00:33:47.970 --> 00:33:50.230 one or two like honorable mentions, I would say. 00:33:50.269 --> 00:33:52.109 And we didn't realize that until afterwards. 00:33:52.309 --> 00:33:54.750 Like Amos and Andrew. Exactly. The only one I 00:33:54.750 --> 00:33:55.950 could think of. That's the first one that came 00:33:55.950 --> 00:33:59.190 into my mind. Kind of racy, but it's got Sam 00:33:59.190 --> 00:34:02.450 Jackson. So you expect that? Yeah. amos and andrew 00:34:02.450 --> 00:34:04.269 maybe could have made it further because it was 00:34:04.269 --> 00:34:06.710 actually a funny movie in the comedy bracket 00:34:06.710 --> 00:34:09.150 comedy was a lot of our comedy bracket stuff 00:34:09.150 --> 00:34:12.090 was pretty fucking thin yeah although it probably 00:34:12.090 --> 00:34:15.210 would have seeded against raising arizona yeah 00:34:15.210 --> 00:34:17.349 it would have gone out immediately yeah it's 00:34:17.349 --> 00:34:19.650 like oh okay but it made the bracket we saw that 00:34:19.650 --> 00:34:25.090 movie oh my god lawn jockeys why why has that 00:34:25.090 --> 00:34:29.110 ever been a thing i don't know man racism runs 00:34:29.110 --> 00:34:43.639 deep boy don't no wrong phrase oh boy this pile 00:34:43.639 --> 00:34:48.219 of shit in front of you man your body is disgusting 00:34:48.219 --> 00:34:51.239 i'm just glad this is a new shirt because i have 00:34:51.239 --> 00:34:55.440 to wash it anyways I treat all my new laundry 00:34:55.440 --> 00:34:59.380 this way. Pour a couple of buzz balls and sauerkraut 00:34:59.380 --> 00:35:02.679 dogs on them. Excuse me. I had to be very specific 00:35:02.679 --> 00:35:04.860 about my mustard usage, too, because I was like, 00:35:04.880 --> 00:35:09.119 I can't get it on the white shirt. But now a 00:35:09.119 --> 00:35:12.460 chocolate buzz ball. Let it rip. So, OK, Sean, 00:35:12.559 --> 00:35:14.079 here's a question for you. Where do you put this 00:35:14.079 --> 00:35:17.480 in the lower echelon of Cage movies? We've seen 00:35:17.480 --> 00:35:23.500 some shit. I was just looking at that. I would 00:35:23.500 --> 00:35:28.619 put this just above a Tokarev. OK, above a Tokarev. 00:35:28.619 --> 00:35:31.739 All right. Better than Rage. And that I don't 00:35:31.739 --> 00:35:33.639 remember anything. I don't remember anything 00:35:33.639 --> 00:35:35.760 about. I don't remember anything about Rage. 00:35:35.780 --> 00:35:39.840 No crime jacket. No. Yeah. Oh, that gave us crime 00:35:39.840 --> 00:35:44.019 jackets. Rage is Tokarev, you fucks. Yeah. It's 00:35:44.019 --> 00:35:46.300 the same movie, you goddamn morons. I'm not. 00:35:46.360 --> 00:35:50.260 I know what we're talking about. I couldn't remember 00:35:50.260 --> 00:35:53.320 the American name. Look at me. You think I don't 00:35:53.320 --> 00:35:57.019 know this? When was the last time your dick got 00:35:57.019 --> 00:36:00.639 sucked? Well, when was the last time you got 00:36:00.639 --> 00:36:09.280 your cock sucked? I don't know. This movie is 00:36:09.280 --> 00:36:11.219 going to be just utterly... I think, like Nick, 00:36:11.340 --> 00:36:12.780 this one's going to be one that I immediately 00:36:12.780 --> 00:36:15.880 forget I watched. So, Justin, same question. 00:36:17.179 --> 00:36:19.440 Of all the Nick Cage movies you've seen, what's 00:36:19.440 --> 00:36:22.860 your top two and where does this rank? I'll say, 00:36:22.900 --> 00:36:25.199 I'll say, I'll say. I'll say, I'll say. I'll 00:36:25.199 --> 00:36:27.599 say, I'll say. Her little Kelsey Graham one now. 00:36:27.960 --> 00:36:32.760 It's a little Southern podcast. We don't podcast 00:36:32.760 --> 00:36:36.579 like in D .C. Well, I'll say this. The last Cage 00:36:36.579 --> 00:36:39.139 movie I watched was Prisoners of Ghostland live 00:36:39.139 --> 00:36:42.079 at the Beacon. A good choice. A big choice. It's 00:36:42.079 --> 00:36:44.969 a great film. I own that movie. And you know 00:36:44.969 --> 00:36:47.369 what? This was a more enjoyable watch than that 00:36:47.369 --> 00:36:51.190 for me. No, incorrect. Get him out of here. You 00:36:51.190 --> 00:36:52.650 know, and that's, and that's, and that's fine 00:36:52.650 --> 00:36:55.269 for you to think, Sean. It's just like that. 00:36:55.829 --> 00:36:59.090 There was truly nothing there for me, except 00:36:59.090 --> 00:37:01.610 for his like nutsack exploding. Oh, that's so 00:37:01.610 --> 00:37:07.960 good. Govanna! Govanna! Yeah, like, I don't know. 00:37:08.019 --> 00:37:10.119 I don't know. Maybe it was the live experience, 00:37:10.380 --> 00:37:13.099 too. You know. Well, you probably the live experience 00:37:13.099 --> 00:37:15.500 ruined it for you. I mean, you were sitting. 00:37:15.679 --> 00:37:17.920 I think that might have made it worse. Well, 00:37:18.039 --> 00:37:20.159 I mean, you were sitting fairly close to Rico 00:37:20.159 --> 00:37:22.840 and Pete. I was I was prime, like in between 00:37:22.840 --> 00:37:25.239 the two of them. So, yeah, that's a rough spot 00:37:25.239 --> 00:37:27.460 to be. You know, I don't even like that. Do you 00:37:27.460 --> 00:37:29.920 remember in the Simpsons? Not in a film. Do you 00:37:29.920 --> 00:37:30.980 remember in the Simpsons when they showed the 00:37:30.980 --> 00:37:33.079 3D rendering of the cone of ignorance around 00:37:33.079 --> 00:37:36.699 where Bart sat? of like that yeah exactly yeah 00:37:36.699 --> 00:37:42.880 so um you know i i kind of enjoyed i kind of 00:37:42.880 --> 00:37:45.849 enjoyed It was easier to make fun of than that 00:37:45.849 --> 00:37:48.650 movie for me. Because that movie tried to be 00:37:48.650 --> 00:37:52.010 like art. Yeah, that movie took itself too seriously. 00:37:52.010 --> 00:37:54.050 It was making very intentional choices to be 00:37:54.050 --> 00:37:56.150 the way it was. Right, right. This just was. 00:37:56.289 --> 00:37:59.510 And this just was. And, you know, it felt like 00:37:59.510 --> 00:38:01.650 it wasn't trying too hard, which I appreciate 00:38:01.650 --> 00:38:05.190 about it, you know. But, you know, I think there's 00:38:05.190 --> 00:38:07.050 a little bit more there in Prisoner's Ghost Land, 00:38:07.230 --> 00:38:10.880 for example. But, yeah. That at least had something 00:38:10.880 --> 00:38:13.760 visually for me to like glom onto. This was just 00:38:13.760 --> 00:38:16.860 like. Definitely. It was a white picket fence 00:38:16.860 --> 00:38:21.639 of nothing. Partially repaired white picket fence 00:38:21.639 --> 00:38:24.480 of nothing. Yeah. Can we just briefly talk about 00:38:24.480 --> 00:38:27.639 how terrible the fight scenes in this movie are? 00:38:28.320 --> 00:38:30.579 Oh, you mean when he throws Buddy across the 00:38:30.579 --> 00:38:34.159 fucking attic? That was tight as hell. I know, 00:38:34.239 --> 00:38:35.940 like when they're tussling, when they're like 00:38:35.940 --> 00:38:43.559 fighting over like. Hey, Rosie. Rosie. Are you 00:38:43.559 --> 00:38:47.059 about to give us a visual demonstration? No, 00:38:47.059 --> 00:38:50.400 don't fight your dog. She'll win. I know she'll 00:38:50.400 --> 00:38:55.840 win. I have met Rosie. She's got a knife. No 00:38:55.840 --> 00:38:59.659 teeth, but still. When they were like tussling 00:38:59.659 --> 00:39:02.179 for the for the gun in the living room, just 00:39:02.179 --> 00:39:05.360 like the fighting was awful. And then they do 00:39:05.360 --> 00:39:07.300 fight again in the Addis. attic and nick cage 00:39:07.300 --> 00:39:10.380 does his like signature like sidekick that he 00:39:10.380 --> 00:39:13.460 does oh yeah it was so good also you're telling 00:39:13.460 --> 00:39:16.960 me that this like 25 year old fresh out of the 00:39:16.960 --> 00:39:21.199 marines guy isn't navy yeah sorry navy guy who 00:39:21.199 --> 00:39:24.960 isn't gonna like whoop some ass against a drunk 00:39:24.960 --> 00:39:27.460 ass old nick cage let me ask you one question 00:39:27.460 --> 00:39:31.139 how much hand -to -hand combat do you think navy 00:39:31.139 --> 00:39:35.449 sailors i think there's a lot of hand I'm sure 00:39:35.449 --> 00:39:41.730 there's a lot of hand stuff. I'm not for these 00:39:41.730 --> 00:39:45.670 semen. Were you expecting Nick the Cage to try 00:39:45.670 --> 00:39:47.730 to lock up and Buddy just starts whacking him 00:39:47.730 --> 00:39:54.949 off? Yeah. It's been six months. How long has 00:39:54.949 --> 00:39:56.769 it been since Cage has gotten fucked in this? 00:39:56.869 --> 00:39:59.409 That's what I want to know. It does not seem 00:39:59.409 --> 00:40:03.469 like this whole situation works out very well 00:40:03.469 --> 00:40:06.039 for Cage. But it also feels like Fancy's like 00:40:06.039 --> 00:40:09.099 down to fuck him. I don't know. She never seems 00:40:09.099 --> 00:40:12.159 to have any interest in Kate. Well, she was going 00:40:12.159 --> 00:40:15.679 to fuck him on their anniversary for sure. Or 00:40:15.679 --> 00:40:18.400 at least you at least get one. Yeah, maybe he 00:40:18.400 --> 00:40:24.239 was very horny. I don't know this movie. OK, 00:40:24.400 --> 00:40:26.079 so it's rated terribly. It's somewhere between 00:40:26.079 --> 00:40:29.739 like a zero and a nine percent. Yeah. Where would 00:40:29.739 --> 00:40:37.300 you put it? Honestly? give it like a 28 it's 00:40:37.300 --> 00:40:39.679 really it's really not that bad what i was gonna 00:40:39.679 --> 00:40:43.460 say yeah it's not a bad movie so okay well okay 00:40:43.460 --> 00:40:45.679 it's a bad movie but it's not a terrible movie 00:40:45.679 --> 00:40:48.619 i think it's got more to it it just needed to 00:40:48.619 --> 00:40:51.300 be i think this is a really brushed up if you're 00:40:51.300 --> 00:40:54.199 really stupid oh yeah you know what i mean oh 00:40:54.199 --> 00:40:57.980 yeah if you're like iq 80 or below Well, I don't 00:40:57.980 --> 00:40:59.679 know. I guess I don't know. If you liked the 00:40:59.679 --> 00:41:02.360 Melania movie, give this a shot. Yeah, let it 00:41:02.360 --> 00:41:04.579 rip. Yeah. Oh, yeah, for sure. Are you a fan 00:41:04.579 --> 00:41:07.760 of Brett Ratner? You'll probably enjoy this. 00:41:10.119 --> 00:41:13.000 I did just because I wanted to. I wanted to watch 00:41:13.000 --> 00:41:15.480 just the trailer today after after I had watched 00:41:15.480 --> 00:41:17.840 it, just to like, you know, kind of just see 00:41:17.840 --> 00:41:21.099 some moments and see if it lines up. But yeah, 00:41:21.119 --> 00:41:23.880 all the comments on on the trailer, they're just 00:41:23.880 --> 00:41:25.949 all from idiots. They're like. I fucking love 00:41:25.949 --> 00:41:29.190 this movie, man. I love this movie. I've never 00:41:29.190 --> 00:41:31.769 seen Louisiana represented so well. This is the 00:41:31.769 --> 00:41:35.469 best movie of the year, man. Come on, man. So, 00:41:35.469 --> 00:41:38.150 yeah, I think it's a really good movie for stupid 00:41:38.150 --> 00:41:41.789 people. And if you are, like, a little bit more 00:41:41.789 --> 00:41:45.429 intellectual than stupid, you're out. Yeah. I 00:41:45.429 --> 00:41:47.670 think that's the best tagline I've ever heard 00:41:47.670 --> 00:41:53.469 for a movie I did not, like, care for. I fully 00:41:53.469 --> 00:41:56.769 agree. This movie is a really good movie for 00:41:56.769 --> 00:41:58.969 stupid people. And I think a lot of movies fall 00:41:58.969 --> 00:42:02.989 in this bucket. Oh, absolutely. Oh, yeah. Yeah, 00:42:03.030 --> 00:42:04.489 yeah. I would agree with that. It's a really 00:42:04.489 --> 00:42:07.130 great movie for stupid people. Well, it's a really 00:42:07.130 --> 00:42:10.250 good movie for people who watch with subtitles. 00:42:11.349 --> 00:42:13.389 Yeah, that's true. You've got to have the subtitles 00:42:13.389 --> 00:42:17.349 on. Otherwise, it's just... Which actually probably 00:42:17.349 --> 00:42:20.309 ruins the movie. Probably. I bet it's intentional. 00:42:20.610 --> 00:42:22.960 I don't know. I don't like... Christopher Nolan. 00:42:22.960 --> 00:42:25.239 It reminds me a little bit. Tenet reminds me 00:42:25.239 --> 00:42:27.340 a little bit of I had a dream once where I learned 00:42:27.340 --> 00:42:30.820 that I could fly. This is back in like 1998. 00:42:31.199 --> 00:42:34.340 I learned I could fly if I ran fast enough and 00:42:34.340 --> 00:42:36.820 I opened my flip phone at the correct angle. 00:42:37.519 --> 00:42:44.340 That's what Tenet feels like to me. Wow. Wow. 00:42:45.480 --> 00:42:49.000 Dumb as shit. But in a dream, you're like, yeah, 00:42:49.059 --> 00:42:53.800 man. I thought those scenes where you were like 00:42:53.800 --> 00:42:56.159 they're walking through the fan factory. I thought 00:42:56.159 --> 00:42:59.860 the subtitles just said indistinct talking. Probably 00:42:59.860 --> 00:43:03.739 he doesn't want to reveal too much. OK, fuck, 00:43:03.820 --> 00:43:05.739 man. I don't even know. I got nothing else on 00:43:05.739 --> 00:43:08.519 this movie. Nick, you were a ridiculous mustache 00:43:08.519 --> 00:43:11.539 and grew. You grew a ridiculous mustache and 00:43:11.539 --> 00:43:14.710 ate. Way more food on microphone than you should 00:43:14.710 --> 00:43:18.230 ever, ever do again. Yep. You poured a glass 00:43:18.230 --> 00:43:22.250 with ice of buzz ball. I brought ice from home. 00:43:22.869 --> 00:43:25.829 You did drink some sparkle buddies out of a straw. 00:43:26.090 --> 00:43:29.289 I had a crazy straw with a whale tail on it. 00:43:29.829 --> 00:43:34.309 I just like, I think we, this movie fucked us. 00:43:35.829 --> 00:43:37.590 I don't, I just, I don't know how to feel about 00:43:37.590 --> 00:43:40.809 Nick. Who's like properly medicated and can focus 00:43:40.809 --> 00:43:44.960 on his bits of it now. The chaos kept me on my 00:43:44.960 --> 00:43:48.699 toes, but it was sedated because Nick barely 00:43:48.699 --> 00:43:50.840 had follow through because he'd get on to the 00:43:50.840 --> 00:43:55.800 next bit. Yeah, he like packed a whole fucking 00:43:55.800 --> 00:43:59.340 thing, man. It was it was a whole plan. I wasn't 00:43:59.340 --> 00:44:01.480 sure how long this recording was going to go. 00:44:01.480 --> 00:44:03.119 And I was like, I got to get through all of this 00:44:03.119 --> 00:44:05.639 in at least 45 minutes because this could be 00:44:05.639 --> 00:44:10.309 a shit show. I got to at least let Sean recognize 00:44:10.309 --> 00:44:13.190 that that I grew a mustache for this. Yeah, it 00:44:13.190 --> 00:44:16.949 was long. It flows. Yeah. It's like one of those 00:44:16.949 --> 00:44:20.630 St. Charles terriers. Oh, yeah. My entire mustache 00:44:20.630 --> 00:44:23.150 is just a St. Charles. It is. You actually look 00:44:23.150 --> 00:44:26.329 more like your dogs now. Yeah. So. Oh, wear it 00:44:26.329 --> 00:44:28.309 home. Not that they're St. Charles's, but you 00:44:28.309 --> 00:44:29.929 do look. Wear it home and see what they do. I 00:44:29.929 --> 00:44:31.690 can't. I can't wear it home because Charlotte 00:44:31.690 --> 00:44:34.349 will lick it and I can't get that sweet little 00:44:34.349 --> 00:44:39.030 girl drunk. That's fair. No, this movie's bad. 00:44:39.289 --> 00:44:42.730 Don't watch it. I say nine is an appropriate 00:44:42.730 --> 00:44:43.889 percentage to get this film. Watch it if you're 00:44:43.889 --> 00:44:47.030 stupid. Yeah. I'm at this point where I'm like, 00:44:47.050 --> 00:44:49.469 I cannot recommend watching this movie. There's 00:44:49.469 --> 00:44:52.849 just no way. Completionists, go ahead. If you're 00:44:52.849 --> 00:44:56.260 dumb, watch it. It is 90 minutes, I will say 00:44:56.260 --> 00:44:57.940 that. It's 90 minutes. It's a tight 90. It's 00:44:57.940 --> 00:45:01.119 a tight 90, so. That's my favorite. 90 minutes. 00:45:01.960 --> 00:45:06.360 90 minutes. Yeah, I say watch it if you want 00:45:06.360 --> 00:45:08.860 to. I mean, it's fine. Like, I mean, it's not 00:45:08.860 --> 00:45:13.380 a good movie. It's no Zandalee. Yeah, in no way, 00:45:13.440 --> 00:45:15.380 shape, oh man, Zandalee, that was a great movie. 00:45:15.559 --> 00:45:18.340 See, his performance is way better in that, but. 00:45:18.940 --> 00:45:21.719 But that's, I think, why we say 28%, because 00:45:21.719 --> 00:45:23.780 it's like, it's not a good movie. Yeah, but it's 00:45:23.780 --> 00:45:25.860 also like you're not going to be like, I regret 00:45:25.860 --> 00:45:29.920 spending time. Yeah, if you go into it prepared 00:45:29.920 --> 00:45:32.900 to watch a movie that is, you know, maybe a 28 00:45:32.900 --> 00:45:35.340 % approval rating, that's what you're going to 00:45:35.340 --> 00:45:39.500 get. I kind of regret watching it. I regret a 00:45:39.500 --> 00:45:42.800 lot of things. Why? I don't know. I don't know. 00:45:43.159 --> 00:45:45.539 I don't know why this one rubbed me wrong. I 00:45:45.539 --> 00:45:47.840 like. OK, Peter and Sean. I haven't come in six 00:45:47.840 --> 00:45:53.599 months. I have. OK, just really quickly. Tell 00:45:53.599 --> 00:45:57.019 me what specifically you would have done with 00:45:57.019 --> 00:46:00.780 those 90 minutes. Oh, there's there's not more. 00:46:03.609 --> 00:46:05.309 You're just asking me what I would do to make 00:46:05.309 --> 00:46:07.489 a movie in 90 minutes? No, no, no. What would 00:46:07.489 --> 00:46:09.369 you have done with those 90 minutes of your life? 00:46:09.889 --> 00:46:12.570 Oh, of my life? Yeah. If you hadn't watched it, 00:46:12.630 --> 00:46:16.050 what would you have done? Oh, man. Not what would 00:46:16.050 --> 00:46:18.849 you have liked to have done. I would have smashed 00:46:18.849 --> 00:46:22.230 two mint juleps. I would have consumed a bottle 00:46:22.230 --> 00:46:25.150 of wine and a bunch of whiskey and then fallen 00:46:25.150 --> 00:46:27.690 asleep. Built a fence. Built a fence. Built a 00:46:27.690 --> 00:46:29.889 fucking fence. Didn't finish it though. Realistically. 00:46:30.849 --> 00:46:34.480 I would have gone to bed. Yeah. Sean, I also 00:46:34.480 --> 00:46:36.559 would have gone to bed. Yeah. Yeah. So like sleep 00:46:36.559 --> 00:46:40.340 is a waste anyway. Sleeps for cowards. Sleeps 00:46:40.340 --> 00:46:43.880 for people who can't handle reality. I raw dog 00:46:43.880 --> 00:46:46.699 it constantly by sleep depriving myself. Yeah. 00:46:47.119 --> 00:46:49.760 And I bring my best game because of it. You know 00:46:49.760 --> 00:46:52.239 what I stopped doing to watch this movie? I stopped 00:46:52.239 --> 00:46:54.360 playing Resident Evil, which is an amazing game. 00:46:54.460 --> 00:46:56.239 I was really enjoying my session of playing Resident 00:46:56.239 --> 00:46:57.880 Evil to watch this film. I would have rather 00:46:57.880 --> 00:46:59.340 played Resident Evil. No, I never stopped like 00:46:59.340 --> 00:47:01.760 cruising Reddit. During this movie, you could 00:47:01.760 --> 00:47:03.760 have still played it. No, it's the same TV. I 00:47:03.760 --> 00:47:05.780 have the one TV. I'd like to say the stashes, 00:47:05.800 --> 00:47:10.420 the stashes fully, fully going off the left side 00:47:10.420 --> 00:47:13.739 here. Yeah, it's saturated. It's the left side. 00:47:14.260 --> 00:47:18.960 Once it's drooping. Yeah, I know. It's crazy 00:47:18.960 --> 00:47:21.420 because when I saturate my mustache, it gets 00:47:21.420 --> 00:47:23.780 longer. Oh, it's smart. Yeah, that's a good way 00:47:23.780 --> 00:47:28.179 to deal. I have a comb over. It's a mustache. 00:47:28.420 --> 00:47:30.920 I do want to bring back this week in cage real 00:47:30.920 --> 00:47:33.920 quick. Cause there's, there's been a development 00:47:33.920 --> 00:47:38.320 that I learned about. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. From 00:47:38.320 --> 00:47:42.099 IMDb. This isn't new news. I was just shocked 00:47:42.099 --> 00:47:46.099 to see that at some point between us starting 00:47:46.099 --> 00:47:50.079 this and the announcement that Nick Cage is thinking 00:47:50.079 --> 00:47:53.460 of doing a sequel to Lord of War that they actually 00:47:53.460 --> 00:47:56.269 filmed Lords of War. Yeah, apparently it's in 00:47:56.269 --> 00:47:58.650 post -production. Yeah, it's a real movie. Yeah. 00:47:58.710 --> 00:48:03.090 No, there are photos on IMDb. Sean, confirming 00:48:03.090 --> 00:48:06.969 they can read, told us that they were on IMDb. 00:48:07.150 --> 00:48:10.070 And it says post -production. Post -production. 00:48:10.130 --> 00:48:13.170 I sent you a photo of it. There's also photos 00:48:13.170 --> 00:48:15.789 of Nick Cage on set. So apparently it happened 00:48:15.789 --> 00:48:18.909 when we were working. Because we were busy watching 00:48:18.909 --> 00:48:22.840 this. Grand Isle. It happened in 90 minutes. 00:48:22.920 --> 00:48:26.019 Expect the worst. It's got a Skarsgård in it, 00:48:26.099 --> 00:48:29.000 though, so, you know, that's something. Oh, speaking 00:48:29.000 --> 00:48:31.380 of Skarsgård. Hold up, back up. Now we got to 00:48:31.380 --> 00:48:33.039 talk about Wicker. Yeah, we got to talk about 00:48:33.039 --> 00:48:35.920 Wicker. Oh, my God, Wicker. Wicker since tonight. 00:48:36.079 --> 00:48:38.699 Yes, you've seen the trailer for Wicker? Yeah. 00:48:38.760 --> 00:48:42.760 So good. Wait, is it out now? Do you want to 00:48:42.760 --> 00:48:45.800 see Olivia Colman get plowed? What I've seen. 00:48:45.920 --> 00:48:49.659 Yeah, I think it got like a Europe. pn release 00:48:49.659 --> 00:48:53.380 first and like it hasn't come come out out or 00:48:53.380 --> 00:48:55.659 whatever yeah so it looks fucking awesome it's 00:48:55.659 --> 00:48:58.039 out there watch the trailer yeah i think we're 00:48:58.039 --> 00:49:00.739 gonna do a wicker marathon yeah me and the australians 00:49:00.739 --> 00:49:03.820 amazing yeah wicker marathon being watching the 00:49:03.820 --> 00:49:05.840 wicker man and then wicker and then wicker yeah 00:49:05.840 --> 00:49:09.260 yeah wait wicker man wicker man wicker right 00:49:09.260 --> 00:49:13.280 yeah right okay i got you and then sitting in 00:49:13.280 --> 00:49:16.079 wicker chairs right yeah all right justin final 00:49:16.079 --> 00:49:22.849 thoughts last words Ooh, that was a movie. Good. 00:49:24.389 --> 00:49:27.150 Nailed it. No, it was fun. It was fun. It was 00:49:27.150 --> 00:49:30.289 a fun, fun movie. Nick Cage. Could have used 00:49:30.289 --> 00:49:33.369 a Bobo. Bad facial hair. Drunk for most of it. 00:49:33.409 --> 00:49:35.769 Could have used a Bobo. Yeah. But he does nothing. 00:49:36.250 --> 00:49:38.369 It's, it's, it is a nothing burger of a movie, 00:49:38.449 --> 00:49:42.300 but it really is. In other. You know, this week 00:49:42.300 --> 00:49:44.599 in Cage News, there was like this Netflix movie 00:49:44.599 --> 00:49:46.739 that got stolen or some shit. Did you see that? 00:49:46.860 --> 00:49:49.019 That also had Ron Perlman in it, speaking of 00:49:49.019 --> 00:49:50.579 Bobos. Oh, really? Yeah. Okay, I didn't know 00:49:50.579 --> 00:49:54.059 that. Yeah, it was an unreleased Nicolas Cage 00:49:54.059 --> 00:49:59.659 film. And what, the studio is suing Netflix for 00:49:59.659 --> 00:50:02.539 $105 million? Gave them the hard drives and the 00:50:02.539 --> 00:50:05.699 hard drives got stolen. Oh my God, how fucking 00:50:05.699 --> 00:50:09.840 cool would it be? to see a nicholas cage movie 00:50:09.840 --> 00:50:12.280 that nobody else gets to see it's like showing 00:50:12.280 --> 00:50:15.280 at the beacon november 7th yeah that wouldn't 00:50:15.280 --> 00:50:17.920 get us in trouble but it'd be like uh fucking 00:50:17.920 --> 00:50:23.239 what's his ass who owns like the wu -tang album 00:50:23.239 --> 00:50:26.920 right it's just one copy of the only one yeah 00:50:26.920 --> 00:50:31.159 and it's like that would be so cool that would 00:50:31.159 --> 00:50:33.719 be tight for us to have yeah we've got like a 00:50:33.719 --> 00:50:37.980 dollar fifty We're coming up. We're coming for 00:50:37.980 --> 00:50:42.559 you. Stolen Nicolas Cage film. Daryl, if you 00:50:42.559 --> 00:50:46.579 have that movie, give it to us. All right. So 00:50:46.579 --> 00:50:48.800 next up, we've got The Flash, where we have Nick 00:50:48.800 --> 00:50:52.800 Cage only in CGI doing nothing. Mm hmm. He fights 00:50:52.800 --> 00:50:54.340 a giant spider. Oh, no, I don't want to give 00:50:54.340 --> 00:50:56.059 it up. Oh, yeah. All right. We'll get there. 00:50:56.199 --> 00:50:59.360 You can bleep that out. Sure. I don't want to 00:50:59.360 --> 00:51:04.000 ruin the whole next episode right now. I'll wait 00:51:04.000 --> 00:51:06.940 until next episode to ruin it. I can't wait to 00:51:06.940 --> 00:51:09.460 watch that movie. It's going to be great. But 00:51:09.460 --> 00:51:11.480 yeah, if you want to help us buy that stolen 00:51:11.480 --> 00:51:13.320 Netflix movie, you can support us on Patreon. 00:51:14.400 --> 00:51:16.480 Special thanks to our Sparkle Buddies, Josh, 00:51:16.619 --> 00:51:18.860 Josie, Matt, Adam, Bill, Stuart and Willow and 00:51:18.860 --> 00:51:21.059 our Caged Dancers, John, Freeman, Nathan and 00:51:21.059 --> 00:51:23.460 Cameron. And of course, to Bill Panks for our 00:51:23.460 --> 00:51:27.920 intro music. We are very happy to have anyone 00:51:27.920 --> 00:51:32.079 listen to any of these episodes. These are rough. 00:51:32.300 --> 00:51:36.019 Oh, but the music makes it better. Yeah, that's 00:51:36.019 --> 00:51:38.789 true. Yeah. Thanks, Bill. Bill Panks, specifically. 00:51:39.210 --> 00:51:43.090 Yeah. Not our other friend Bill. No other Bills 00:51:43.090 --> 00:51:46.309 in particular. That's all. Thanks for being here, 00:51:46.429 --> 00:51:47.530 Justin. Thanks for having me, guys. Yeah, appreciate 00:51:47.530 --> 00:51:49.929 you. Thanks, Justin. Thanks for the mustache. 00:51:57.329 --> 00:52:06.150 Bye -bye. You know, I want to say... Stop. I 00:52:06.150 --> 00:52:09.860 love my girlfriend. And I feel bad for saying 00:52:09.860 --> 00:52:15.300 that she was a liar and a woman. Well, good. 00:52:15.340 --> 00:52:16.719 I'm glad you got that out of your system. Way 00:52:16.719 --> 00:52:18.440 to cover your ass, buddy. Yeah, you fucking killed 00:52:18.440 --> 00:52:20.480 that. It would have been great if you had peeled 00:52:20.480 --> 00:52:23.320 the mustache off and then said it. Yeah. I need 00:52:23.320 --> 00:52:27.940 to come clean. That was other Nick. I'm a liar 00:52:27.940 --> 00:52:34.239 and a woman. Oh, man. I hate this thing so much.