WEBVTT 00:00:01.730 --> 00:00:24.890 Oh God. Oh, all right. Here's a quick correction. 00:00:25.070 --> 00:00:27.190 400 million is the number I was trying to think 00:00:27.190 --> 00:00:30.210 for like, it costs $400 million to make this 00:00:30.210 --> 00:00:33.520 whole show. I mean, that does feel high, but 00:00:33.520 --> 00:00:37.200 not like crazy. After having to pretty much recolorize 00:00:37.200 --> 00:00:39.340 the whole thing, it came out to about $400 million. 00:00:39.460 --> 00:00:42.560 $400 million is a lot for a TV show that runs 00:00:42.560 --> 00:00:45.340 on a single streaming service. Like the world 00:00:45.340 --> 00:00:49.240 of... Two. MGM Plus. So yeah, a single streaming 00:00:49.240 --> 00:00:53.960 service. Yeah, right. Huh. Welcome back to Cage 00:00:53.960 --> 00:00:55.380 Magical and Roundabout with me, Nicholas Cage. 00:00:55.759 --> 00:01:03.750 I'm Sean, here with... Peter. And me, Nick. Nah. 00:01:04.409 --> 00:01:08.489 And we're back. This is Spider Noir 7 and 8. 00:01:08.989 --> 00:01:11.250 Yeah. These are the last two episodes of this 00:01:11.250 --> 00:01:13.329 show, and I'm kind of sad about it. I have enjoyed 00:01:13.329 --> 00:01:18.969 it so far. Yeah, it was a ride. We finally get 00:01:18.969 --> 00:01:23.230 some like proper spider and about. Mm hmm. And 00:01:23.230 --> 00:01:26.450 somebody gets stabbed in the eye. Oh, yeah. I 00:01:26.450 --> 00:01:32.620 hate any eye stuff. Yeah, me too. uh we start 00:01:32.620 --> 00:01:37.579 off this episode with some uh some good old -fashioned 00:01:37.579 --> 00:01:41.000 nicholas cage drunk acting oh no we start out 00:01:41.000 --> 00:01:44.459 with cat reflecting on the men that she's entangled 00:01:44.459 --> 00:01:46.939 her life with playing the piano oh that's right 00:01:46.939 --> 00:01:50.099 with the dentist and yeah and thinking back about 00:01:50.099 --> 00:01:54.719 lon or not lonnie flint and how he pushed her 00:01:54.719 --> 00:01:58.349 away and then like seducing ben yeah but then 00:01:58.349 --> 00:02:01.230 she pushes ben away and he gets angry and she 00:02:01.230 --> 00:02:04.549 like slams it and then silvermane sends his i 00:02:04.549 --> 00:02:07.069 mean she doesn't so much push him away she betrays 00:02:07.069 --> 00:02:11.469 him and then he gets like cut up well she doesn't 00:02:11.469 --> 00:02:14.189 know he gets cut up but she betrays him and then 00:02:14.189 --> 00:02:18.770 uh silvermane and his crew show up and they're 00:02:18.770 --> 00:02:21.490 tell her about how the doc was making monsters 00:02:21.490 --> 00:02:24.560 and so they burn the place down And then Silvermane 00:02:24.560 --> 00:02:27.039 sends his goons out to cause havoc. And then 00:02:27.039 --> 00:02:28.580 he turns to the camera. He's like, you love it. 00:02:28.620 --> 00:02:34.919 You know you do. And I do. I do love it. Now 00:02:34.919 --> 00:02:40.840 it's Spider -Man or Ben sitting in a bar. Describing 00:02:40.840 --> 00:02:44.680 how spider legs work. He sends out the supers 00:02:44.680 --> 00:02:46.539 to go fuck up the mayor's shit. Yeah, he's like, 00:02:46.539 --> 00:02:49.280 go on, go out, cause havoc. Cause havoc. Fuck 00:02:49.280 --> 00:02:51.039 with the mayor. I think one of the things I liked 00:02:51.039 --> 00:02:53.199 about this scene, though, is it's like. Kat is 00:02:53.199 --> 00:02:56.539 given some sass back to Silvermane. And I like 00:02:56.539 --> 00:02:58.919 that they have like a certain level of respect, 00:02:59.020 --> 00:03:01.080 even though Silvermane could just fucking kill 00:03:01.080 --> 00:03:03.719 her. Yeah. But yeah, it's an interesting dynamic. 00:03:04.039 --> 00:03:07.120 But she's not a total sycophant. Right. And I 00:03:07.120 --> 00:03:09.460 guess that, to her point, is why he keeps her 00:03:09.460 --> 00:03:13.180 around. Yeah. He likes power. Yeah. Respects 00:03:13.180 --> 00:03:16.400 it. But anyway, then Ben gets drunk as fuck. 00:03:16.580 --> 00:03:19.439 Yeah. Ben gets drunk, talks about how spider 00:03:19.439 --> 00:03:24.259 legs work. hydraulics yeah just like a crazy 00:03:24.259 --> 00:03:28.620 party straws how many people do you think secretly 00:03:28.620 --> 00:03:33.460 know ben is the spider oh my god i mean there 00:03:33.460 --> 00:03:37.240 was that scene later yeah with janet but yeah 00:03:37.240 --> 00:03:42.000 he seems like he's bad at keeping a secret yep 00:03:42.000 --> 00:03:49.349 spiders a lot yeah sure I feel like the 30s were 00:03:49.349 --> 00:03:51.590 full of fucking weirdos, though. Yeah. And there's 00:03:51.590 --> 00:03:53.849 no Internet to spread these things around. Nobody 00:03:53.849 --> 00:03:56.250 has cameras in their pockets all the time. No 00:03:56.250 --> 00:03:59.189 one knew what autism was. Yeah. No one knows 00:03:59.189 --> 00:04:02.229 autism. It's all bootleg hooch. So it's probably, 00:04:02.310 --> 00:04:04.430 you know, fucking burning people's brains out. 00:04:04.530 --> 00:04:06.509 Yeah, it's got wormwood in it and shit. Everyone's 00:04:06.509 --> 00:04:10.090 fucking tripping balls. Heavily ethanolized. 00:04:10.090 --> 00:04:13.150 Yeah. But then then some dock workers come in 00:04:13.150 --> 00:04:16.000 flashing about the money that. silvermane's goons 00:04:16.000 --> 00:04:17.379 have been thrown about and talking about how 00:04:17.379 --> 00:04:20.759 you know the spider's a chump oh yeah i guess 00:04:20.759 --> 00:04:23.800 we blew over the scene where megawatt and uh 00:04:23.800 --> 00:04:30.399 sandman go tear up uh the mayor's election headquarters 00:04:30.399 --> 00:04:33.959 yeah and they're counting a lot of fucking money 00:04:33.959 --> 00:04:36.399 that's a lot of money yeah that's some dirty 00:04:36.399 --> 00:04:38.720 person money that is dirty person money for sure 00:04:38.720 --> 00:04:41.519 but yeah they take all his money beat up some 00:04:41.519 --> 00:04:44.639 cops and then they get away I did like that they 00:04:44.639 --> 00:04:48.019 beat up cops. Yeah. Kat goes to Ben's office 00:04:48.019 --> 00:04:51.160 looking for Ben because she heard about the fire. 00:04:51.339 --> 00:04:54.240 And then she's just met with Janet. They have 00:04:54.240 --> 00:04:56.740 a little talk. Janet starts to work the case. 00:04:56.759 --> 00:04:58.360 You can tell she's putting stuff together in 00:04:58.360 --> 00:05:02.420 her head. Oh, yeah. And then Kat leaves and Janet 00:05:02.420 --> 00:05:05.600 goes looking for Robbie. Boom. Dockside bar. 00:05:05.779 --> 00:05:10.180 Ben drunk. Spider talk. Bunch of chuds. A bunch 00:05:10.180 --> 00:05:14.439 of money. Yep. uh if i looked at my notes i wouldn't 00:05:14.439 --> 00:05:18.439 skip things yeah but that doesn't sound like 00:05:18.439 --> 00:05:19.920 us at all that doesn't sound like this podcast 00:05:19.920 --> 00:05:22.439 i mean i'm trying to just talk about like scenes 00:05:22.439 --> 00:05:24.459 i have stuff to talk about and you know i mean 00:05:24.459 --> 00:05:25.740 if people want to know what happens they can 00:05:25.740 --> 00:05:28.259 just watch the show well that's never been our 00:05:28.259 --> 00:05:30.360 thing also we're gonna spoil this whole show 00:05:30.360 --> 00:05:37.019 for you so brevity and uh brevity for this uh 00:05:37.019 --> 00:05:41.600 yeah So some dudes show up, they start shit talking. 00:05:42.360 --> 00:05:45.060 Ben's all like, well, have you ever considered 00:05:45.060 --> 00:05:48.860 that he has feelings and gets tired? And they 00:05:48.860 --> 00:05:56.060 just. Yeah. Yeah. And so Ben leaves. puts on 00:05:56.060 --> 00:05:58.600 the spider mask and then turns right back around. 00:05:59.220 --> 00:06:03.120 And I love that shot of him drunkenly going back 00:06:03.120 --> 00:06:06.420 down the stairs. Like it pulls his mask on. It's 00:06:06.420 --> 00:06:08.279 like, here comes the fucking spider bitches. 00:06:10.629 --> 00:06:14.050 and beats their asses beats the shit out of them 00:06:14.050 --> 00:06:18.790 web web web web web yeah the sound effects of 00:06:18.790 --> 00:06:21.129 him like flipping them up onto the walls in the 00:06:21.129 --> 00:06:25.410 end was great that whole fight like was so good 00:06:25.410 --> 00:06:29.050 mostly kind of single camera shot uh the dodging 00:06:29.050 --> 00:06:32.529 um just oh it felt so brutal the guy who just 00:06:32.529 --> 00:06:37.360 gets hunched across the bar yeah exactly That 00:06:37.360 --> 00:06:39.680 guy's dead. I know they never really like expressly 00:06:39.680 --> 00:06:41.939 say that Ben is super strong, but you see it 00:06:41.939 --> 00:06:43.819 in these little moments where he just like punches 00:06:43.819 --> 00:06:46.180 a regular dude and he goes flying or something 00:06:46.180 --> 00:06:48.980 like that. It's like, fuck, don't mess with the 00:06:48.980 --> 00:06:53.319 spider. Yeah. Strength proportional to in size 00:06:53.319 --> 00:06:56.480 to a spider. Crazy. He's so strong. Hydraulic, 00:06:56.480 --> 00:07:00.720 hydraulic, hydro limbs. Yeah. Yeah. And then 00:07:00.720 --> 00:07:02.980 the bartender pours him another. terrible whiskey 00:07:02.980 --> 00:07:05.600 or whatever yeah just sort of loosely peels up 00:07:05.600 --> 00:07:10.800 his mask oh my god yeah bartender amon's a good 00:07:10.800 --> 00:07:14.980 guy that's right good robbie walks into the the 00:07:14.980 --> 00:07:19.680 shit show that is the bar and takes him away 00:07:19.680 --> 00:07:23.019 without you know it takes away the antidote so 00:07:23.019 --> 00:07:25.519 ben can't keep like moaning and saying that he's 00:07:25.519 --> 00:07:27.759 just gonna do it and then it takes him away and 00:07:27.759 --> 00:07:30.100 then they reflect on a bench and they talk about 00:07:30.100 --> 00:07:33.819 bench stuff Yeah, pretty much. And then they 00:07:33.819 --> 00:07:35.819 go to the office and talk to Janet about all 00:07:35.819 --> 00:07:37.740 the reveal that he's the spider. And she's like, 00:07:37.779 --> 00:07:42.519 what? Yeah. I was also surprised that it wasn't 00:07:42.519 --> 00:07:45.019 an open secret with the three of them. Yeah. 00:07:45.120 --> 00:07:47.839 Oh, yeah. I mean, I think it is definitely open 00:07:47.839 --> 00:07:50.060 with all three of them. It's just who knows in 00:07:50.060 --> 00:07:55.779 the three, you know. yeah i do love all the cuts 00:07:55.779 --> 00:07:58.439 of all the times janet's just walked into the 00:07:58.439 --> 00:08:01.360 office and ben's been like half spidered out 00:08:01.360 --> 00:08:04.300 and the one time he's just hanging from the ceiling 00:08:04.300 --> 00:08:06.019 with a bottle of hooch in his hand he's like 00:08:06.019 --> 00:08:15.600 i'm the spider i'm the spider also but like flat 00:08:15.600 --> 00:08:19.139 hand just 90 degree angle flat hand seems like 00:08:19.139 --> 00:08:21.740 just the worst way to hang from anything Yeah, 00:08:21.839 --> 00:08:24.800 maybe. I do love when he's explaining to Janet 00:08:24.800 --> 00:08:26.800 all the shit that happened to him. He's just 00:08:26.800 --> 00:08:28.060 like, and then I got cut up and this and blah, 00:08:28.120 --> 00:08:29.459 blah, blah. And these things happen. And then 00:08:29.459 --> 00:08:30.899 they burned everything down and exploded. We 00:08:30.899 --> 00:08:36.980 got an antidote. And then I got plastered. And 00:08:36.980 --> 00:08:39.159 Robbie's like, and beat up some dudes at a bar. 00:08:39.340 --> 00:08:41.259 He's like, oh, and beat up some guys at a bar. 00:08:43.220 --> 00:08:47.100 Yeah. Cat and Flint have a thing. But Flint's 00:08:47.100 --> 00:08:49.480 like, I'm a silver main guy now. I'm hench for 00:08:49.480 --> 00:08:52.360 life. and it's interesting that cat actually 00:08:52.360 --> 00:08:56.340 does love flint yeah like i think that's fine 00:08:56.340 --> 00:08:58.580 you know i mean it felt like she was playing 00:08:58.580 --> 00:09:00.960 all the cards you know in the earlier episodes 00:09:00.960 --> 00:09:03.200 and then it's just like oh no she actually loves 00:09:03.200 --> 00:09:06.799 that guy yeah i mean it you know his big sandy 00:09:06.799 --> 00:09:15.120 dick exfoliating on the inside such dry dusty 00:09:15.120 --> 00:09:18.679 loads I mean, she seems to be the only character 00:09:18.679 --> 00:09:21.940 that really has like really want something out 00:09:21.940 --> 00:09:24.480 of this whole show. Like she's kind of the one 00:09:24.480 --> 00:09:28.039 who drives the entire plot. Yeah. Well, she's 00:09:28.039 --> 00:09:29.740 the one who brings the whole case and everything 00:09:29.740 --> 00:09:33.259 about. But yeah, she does genuinely care for 00:09:33.259 --> 00:09:35.220 Flint, which we find. And, you know, it's because 00:09:35.220 --> 00:09:38.960 Flint's always just kind of let her be her and 00:09:38.960 --> 00:09:43.120 loves her for the good and the bad. And that's 00:09:43.120 --> 00:09:45.980 what she she loves about him. That's tough. Yeah. 00:09:46.360 --> 00:09:48.139 And he's like a little pissy at her because he 00:09:48.139 --> 00:09:50.860 didn't she didn't trust him to do the murdering 00:09:50.860 --> 00:09:54.019 of Silvermane. Yeah. And because he caught her 00:09:54.019 --> 00:09:58.559 with Ben back at the. Yeah. The theater that 00:09:58.559 --> 00:10:01.379 he first saw her in. But she could at least explain, 00:10:01.440 --> 00:10:05.159 like, I'm playing him. Yeah. But yeah, I just 00:10:05.159 --> 00:10:08.240 wanted to kill for her. Yeah, that's tough. You 00:10:08.240 --> 00:10:11.700 don't want to kill for somebody. So then what? 00:10:11.759 --> 00:10:14.700 OK, so Ben makes more antidote from the antidote. 00:10:14.700 --> 00:10:16.899 He like divvies it up. Yeah, he just puts it 00:10:16.899 --> 00:10:19.240 into vials. Now he just builds in syringe. Syringes. 00:10:20.179 --> 00:10:23.039 Yeah, no stretching. Just. Oh, it's literally 00:10:23.039 --> 00:10:25.259 just portioning. Yeah, just portioning. Portion 00:10:25.259 --> 00:10:27.879 control. Who in that office was doing heroin? 00:10:28.100 --> 00:10:30.240 I know. Why did they have so many fucking syringes? 00:10:30.539 --> 00:10:34.799 Someone had a kit. Yeah. Well, it's racist to 00:10:34.799 --> 00:10:38.799 say it's Robbie. Robbie makes the point that 00:10:38.799 --> 00:10:41.809 he wants to like. kind of give lincoln lonnie 00:10:41.809 --> 00:10:45.649 uh like a way out doesn't want to just like take 00:10:45.649 --> 00:10:47.950 the fight to him like lonnie did him a solid 00:10:47.950 --> 00:10:49.990 he wants to you know he wants to give lonnie 00:10:49.990 --> 00:10:53.009 the same chance to walk away yeah yeah so when 00:10:53.009 --> 00:10:55.730 they hear on the radio that uh the silvermane 00:10:55.730 --> 00:10:58.490 crew is like busting up some warehouse full of 00:10:58.490 --> 00:11:01.009 the mayor's shit or no the uh the stuff that 00:11:01.009 --> 00:11:03.490 cops have seized in the raids he's like let me 00:11:03.490 --> 00:11:05.690 talk to lonnie first and then you can spider 00:11:05.690 --> 00:11:08.370 out and he's like okay so he talks to lonnie 00:11:08.860 --> 00:11:11.860 I was confused by the scene because when we get 00:11:11.860 --> 00:11:15.620 to the warehouse, they're just giving cops like 00:11:15.620 --> 00:11:17.679 they're just chumming around with cops and giving 00:11:17.679 --> 00:11:19.940 them like giving them bottles of booze. Yeah, 00:11:19.940 --> 00:11:21.559 they're dirty caps. Yeah, I mean, it's cops. 00:11:21.759 --> 00:11:24.399 So clearly these cops are still in the silver 00:11:24.399 --> 00:11:27.200 main pocket. Right. And prepared to remain just 00:11:27.200 --> 00:11:31.580 cops. They turn against Lonnie in a second. Oh, 00:11:31.620 --> 00:11:33.879 yeah. Well, when he doesn't have powers. Yeah. 00:11:34.700 --> 00:11:36.820 then he's nothing then he's just a black guy 00:11:36.820 --> 00:11:39.100 and then he's just a black guy in the 30s yeah 00:11:39.100 --> 00:11:43.019 all right fair racism kicked in yeah exactly 00:11:43.019 --> 00:11:46.299 he's no longer a super powered uh he had some 00:11:46.299 --> 00:11:48.179 protection because of that yeah now he's just 00:11:48.179 --> 00:11:52.919 a minority uh so ben ben jumps in when the talking 00:11:52.919 --> 00:11:56.220 doesn't help uh they fight a little bit he tries 00:11:56.220 --> 00:12:00.139 to cure lonnie but the needle bends i did like 00:12:00.139 --> 00:12:02.440 that he he does this big like hi -yah drop down 00:12:02.440 --> 00:12:05.840 onto him and the needle just goes yep it's like 00:12:05.840 --> 00:12:08.679 oh fuck before the hi -yah though when they are 00:12:08.679 --> 00:12:11.500 fighting like ben's getting up in the rafters 00:12:11.500 --> 00:12:12.980 and lonnie's throwing shit at him and then like 00:12:12.980 --> 00:12:16.840 ben like scurries away sneaks away and lonnie's 00:12:16.840 --> 00:12:20.629 looking at every direction butt up yeah maybe 00:12:20.629 --> 00:12:22.570 he's like a pig and he can't look up i don't 00:12:22.570 --> 00:12:25.769 know well the last time like he got away because 00:12:25.769 --> 00:12:29.669 he slung a door from a car that's lani so they 00:12:29.669 --> 00:12:31.769 were on the ground together yeah and he looks 00:12:31.769 --> 00:12:33.529 all around but yeah it doesn't look up which 00:12:33.529 --> 00:12:35.970 you would think it's based on how the spider 00:12:35.970 --> 00:12:38.509 fights people would just look up but what if 00:12:38.509 --> 00:12:41.129 you look up and he wasn't up he was down like 00:12:41.129 --> 00:12:44.610 he's hiding at your knees And then he uppercuts 00:12:44.610 --> 00:12:46.870 you. Speed bags your balls. I would rather, you 00:12:46.870 --> 00:12:50.710 know, I would take the educated guess. Yeah, 00:12:50.730 --> 00:12:54.570 I mean, I agree with you. There is an issue of 00:12:54.570 --> 00:12:57.450 Straczynski's Spider -Man where like a security 00:12:57.450 --> 00:13:00.690 guard just looks up once and like Peter's just 00:13:00.690 --> 00:13:02.769 there and Peter's like, you're not supposed to 00:13:02.769 --> 00:13:09.059 do that. So anyway, then like. Why is Robbie 00:13:09.059 --> 00:13:10.879 there? Well, Robbie was there because he was 00:13:10.879 --> 00:13:12.879 talking to Lonnie. He was trying to talk. It's 00:13:12.879 --> 00:13:15.100 all the still all the still the same fight. Yeah. 00:13:15.740 --> 00:13:19.000 This whole fight. All I can think is. All right. 00:13:19.000 --> 00:13:20.360 Well, you're not going to break the hide because 00:13:20.360 --> 00:13:22.659 bullets can't do it. So you either need to get 00:13:22.659 --> 00:13:25.039 him in the eye or the tongue. Dear God, please 00:13:25.039 --> 00:13:27.139 let it be the tongue. God in the hill for the 00:13:27.139 --> 00:13:31.580 eye. Robbie goes just fucking needle to the eye. 00:13:31.639 --> 00:13:35.299 And it is. Oh, yeah. It's pretty brutal watching 00:13:35.299 --> 00:13:38.149 a guy. flap around with a needle in his eye i 00:13:38.149 --> 00:13:40.750 can't do i i can't do eye drops so watching someone 00:13:40.750 --> 00:13:42.509 get stabbed in the eye was rough and those are 00:13:42.509 --> 00:13:45.250 wet yeah so then he gets i don't care i don't 00:13:45.250 --> 00:13:47.450 like things touching my eyes it just makes me 00:13:47.450 --> 00:13:48.870 deeply uncomfortable how do you feel about eyelids 00:13:48.870 --> 00:13:52.289 do you have greater problems with eyelids all 00:13:52.289 --> 00:13:55.990 the time those are those that's automatic i have 00:13:55.990 --> 00:13:57.809 no control over that but like actually you do 00:13:57.809 --> 00:14:00.009 have control over that if i've learned anything 00:14:01.049 --> 00:14:03.570 you could not to blink you could cut those things 00:14:03.570 --> 00:14:06.029 right off okay and then you would never have 00:14:06.029 --> 00:14:08.029 anything touching your eyes except eye drops 00:14:08.029 --> 00:14:09.929 because your eyes would be really dry all the 00:14:09.929 --> 00:14:16.669 time or piss piss would do we do it here yep 00:14:16.669 --> 00:14:20.210 that's what's happening now okay you got me off 00:14:20.210 --> 00:14:24.029 the story and now we're just doing nick so lonnie 00:14:24.029 --> 00:14:26.970 has now been depowered Ben's pretty beat up by 00:14:26.970 --> 00:14:30.710 Lonnie. They all steal a police car tight and 00:14:30.710 --> 00:14:35.789 escape back to Robbie's place. Yeah, I think 00:14:35.789 --> 00:14:37.929 like at this point, Ben's he's not completely 00:14:37.929 --> 00:14:40.289 unconscious, but he's yeah, he's fucked up. He 00:14:40.289 --> 00:14:42.610 needs to do his recovery pose on the bed. Yeah, 00:14:42.669 --> 00:14:45.190 do his little spider. He needs to recharge. Yeah, 00:14:45.230 --> 00:14:47.450 he's recharging. The one other important part 00:14:47.450 --> 00:14:50.809 of the scene is he loses his webbing during the 00:14:50.809 --> 00:14:56.000 fight. He busted it all on the fucking. doc chuds 00:14:56.000 --> 00:14:59.639 yeah just web web web web web web refractory 00:14:59.639 --> 00:15:02.419 period takes a little while give it time he'll 00:15:02.419 --> 00:15:04.379 come back need a nap at a sandwich yeah that's 00:15:04.379 --> 00:15:08.759 right never got that sandwich no no but yeah 00:15:08.759 --> 00:15:12.080 they go back uh lonnie says he's gonna go to 00:15:12.080 --> 00:15:15.419 niagara falls with his mom and takes off with 00:15:15.419 --> 00:15:17.779 some money and you get a good shot of him like 00:15:17.779 --> 00:15:21.179 walking out into the streets and uh into the 00:15:21.179 --> 00:15:25.009 proverbial horizon yeah It's a good arc for Lonnie. 00:15:25.049 --> 00:15:27.950 Mm hmm. He's not a bad dude. Yeah, I don't think 00:15:27.950 --> 00:15:30.450 he and Flint are necessarily bad guys are just 00:15:30.450 --> 00:15:33.929 guys in bad situations. Yeah. And because of 00:15:33.929 --> 00:15:38.649 their powers and the kind of ticking clock on 00:15:38.649 --> 00:15:42.210 their lives because of said powers, they kind 00:15:42.210 --> 00:15:44.830 of throw in in the wrong spot. And, you know. 00:15:45.149 --> 00:15:48.600 Yeah. Lonnie doesn't want to work. Yeah. Lonnie 00:15:48.600 --> 00:15:49.879 doesn't want to work for anyone. He just wants 00:15:49.879 --> 00:15:52.460 to like live his life. And he knows he's on borrowed 00:15:52.460 --> 00:15:55.320 time. Where Flint is just like, Flint's like, 00:15:55.419 --> 00:15:58.539 I'm a goon. I'm fine with being a goon. You should 00:15:58.539 --> 00:16:02.120 come goon with me. let's not use that phrase 00:16:02.120 --> 00:16:04.379 we can power goon together brother all night 00:16:04.379 --> 00:16:07.779 long just just two brothers gooning yeah it was 00:16:07.779 --> 00:16:09.679 the 20s they were still allowed to be goons then 00:16:09.679 --> 00:16:12.000 it was it didn't have the connotation yeah you 00:16:12.000 --> 00:16:15.039 can stay gooning it's the 20s yeah it's the 30s 00:16:15.039 --> 00:16:16.700 whatever i think you can still goon in the 30s 00:16:16.700 --> 00:16:20.820 yeah just no gooning now in our 40s oh man i 00:16:20.820 --> 00:16:24.539 would die i just bust as fast as possible go 00:16:24.539 --> 00:16:27.950 to bed that's why we need the The eyelids and 00:16:27.950 --> 00:16:31.289 the water, the eye drops. Gross. For the wetness. 00:16:32.429 --> 00:16:36.149 That's kind of the end of this episode. It's 00:16:36.149 --> 00:16:38.309 interesting. Of all the episodes, this one flew 00:16:38.309 --> 00:16:40.710 by the fastest for me. I think it's because it 00:16:40.710 --> 00:16:42.909 was a little more loaded with fights in general. 00:16:43.639 --> 00:16:46.440 There's a lot more like fast action shit in there. 00:16:46.539 --> 00:16:48.519 Yeah, the pace is picking up for sure. Yeah, 00:16:48.580 --> 00:16:50.460 there wasn't as much of that. Like, here's all 00:16:50.460 --> 00:16:52.440 the threads that are being pulled around this 00:16:52.440 --> 00:16:54.080 entire thing. It's like, oh, shit, it's coming 00:16:54.080 --> 00:16:56.600 to a head. Yeah, we're approaching the climax. 00:16:56.740 --> 00:17:00.840 Yeah, for sure. After all the goonery, we are 00:17:00.840 --> 00:17:04.569 approaching climax. and the episode i think the 00:17:04.569 --> 00:17:06.490 only other main thing is the episode does end 00:17:06.490 --> 00:17:09.170 with like kind of interstitial split cuts of 00:17:09.170 --> 00:17:11.470 silvermane and the mayor kind of like coming 00:17:11.470 --> 00:17:13.589 together like not coming together but like their 00:17:13.589 --> 00:17:15.710 like ultimate plan as to how because they both 00:17:15.710 --> 00:17:17.990 find out that there is a cure for the super for 00:17:17.990 --> 00:17:20.549 the soups the mayor wants it to have power over 00:17:20.549 --> 00:17:22.650 silvermane silvermane wants it to have power 00:17:22.650 --> 00:17:28.690 over his people um so we get the like comic panel 00:17:28.690 --> 00:17:31.349 cut of both of them being like get me ben reilly 00:17:31.849 --> 00:17:34.230 yeah well the spider is just like laid up in 00:17:34.230 --> 00:17:36.809 bed yeah i think it was a strong way to finish 00:17:36.809 --> 00:17:38.690 that episode though yeah yeah it's a nice good 00:17:38.690 --> 00:17:42.170 visual like feels comic booky and it leads into 00:17:42.170 --> 00:17:45.589 this big finale so yep on to episode eight the 00:17:45.589 --> 00:17:49.849 man in the mask i forgot it starts off with like 00:17:50.250 --> 00:17:52.910 cat and silvermane hanging out at the bar or 00:17:52.910 --> 00:17:54.569 no it doesn't there's a little bit later but 00:17:54.569 --> 00:17:56.950 i i love that silvermane's just sitting there 00:17:56.950 --> 00:17:59.509 like munching down pistachios and all i could 00:17:59.509 --> 00:18:02.349 think of was bobo i was like god i love a bobo 00:18:02.349 --> 00:18:05.630 he does have big bobo energy he's got bobo energy 00:18:05.630 --> 00:18:08.250 for sure just pistachio shells all over the table 00:18:08.250 --> 00:18:15.930 exactly there's just a ham -fisted man this one 00:18:15.930 --> 00:18:18.430 just kind of generally starts out with lots of 00:18:18.430 --> 00:18:21.339 uh flint and megawatt in a car megawatt being 00:18:21.339 --> 00:18:23.680 annoying everybody calls him out on being annoying 00:18:23.680 --> 00:18:27.480 uh different shots with uh the silvermane and 00:18:27.480 --> 00:18:31.079 rig and cat we do get megawatt talking like we 00:18:31.079 --> 00:18:33.079 you know i mean this whole show show ever since 00:18:33.079 --> 00:18:35.099 he was introduced we kind of he's been the wild 00:18:35.099 --> 00:18:37.680 card he's been kind of the one who's who doesn't 00:18:37.680 --> 00:18:40.039 seem to care about silvermane at all and just 00:18:40.039 --> 00:18:42.759 wants more power for the sake of power yeah he 00:18:42.759 --> 00:18:44.859 definitely does not conform he's never been in 00:18:44.859 --> 00:18:48.369 silvermane's pocket he just is there any but 00:18:48.369 --> 00:18:51.950 he also is the one to point out to uh sandman 00:18:51.950 --> 00:18:55.690 that you know silvermane only wants this to control 00:18:55.690 --> 00:18:58.329 them like why are you working for you're the 00:18:58.329 --> 00:19:00.789 one with powers you're the one who is indestructible 00:19:00.789 --> 00:19:04.230 why are why are we the goons why aren't we running 00:19:04.230 --> 00:19:09.150 the show yeah we're grab yeah and uh fucking 00:19:09.150 --> 00:19:12.470 marco doesn't have an answer because he loves 00:19:12.470 --> 00:19:15.769 cat yeah he's got a really gravelly ass voice 00:19:16.220 --> 00:19:19.079 Like that actor. I'm impressed. I mean, he's 00:19:19.079 --> 00:19:20.980 made of sand. Why wouldn't that? That's right. 00:19:21.160 --> 00:19:25.440 That's just really tiny gravel. It was back in 00:19:25.440 --> 00:19:28.640 the last episode or two episodes ago when they 00:19:28.640 --> 00:19:31.940 bust Megawatt out. One of the cops goes, hey, 00:19:32.000 --> 00:19:35.720 man, you look pretty rough. I was like, God, 00:19:35.839 --> 00:19:42.519 that's so fucking dumb. Oh, yeah. OK, so, yeah, 00:19:42.559 --> 00:19:45.079 that's right. So Kat and Janet now have this 00:19:45.079 --> 00:19:48.130 whole. All the information is shared. The antidote 00:19:48.130 --> 00:19:50.829 story is going on. They know how much antidote 00:19:50.829 --> 00:19:55.349 is left. Kat really wants it to be used on Megawatt 00:19:55.349 --> 00:19:58.589 and Sandman. Yeah, she's like, give me the cure. 00:19:58.789 --> 00:20:01.289 I'll take care of them. They won't expect me. 00:20:01.490 --> 00:20:05.230 Yeah. Yeah. And Janet's like, that's a bad idea. 00:20:05.309 --> 00:20:08.789 But Ben's like, that's a great idea. And before 00:20:08.789 --> 00:20:14.929 that exchange can be made, Flint and. megawatt 00:20:14.929 --> 00:20:17.930 show up because they followed Janet so they know 00:20:17.930 --> 00:20:21.349 where they know he's over at Robbie's and they 00:20:21.349 --> 00:20:22.730 come pick up Ben. Oh, we get the return of the 00:20:22.730 --> 00:20:26.170 kid. Oh yeah, the kid. Oh yeah, the kid. The 00:20:26.170 --> 00:20:28.009 kid's kind of come back. He's done his geometries. 00:20:29.089 --> 00:20:31.930 Geometricals. He's trying to pick the lock on 00:20:31.930 --> 00:20:35.369 their money box. Yeah, I like that kid. Yeah, 00:20:35.369 --> 00:20:38.230 he's a good kid. Just curious, that's all. That's 00:20:38.230 --> 00:20:41.269 it. He's practicing his skills. Yeah, he does 00:20:41.269 --> 00:20:44.740 have that voice. so yeah so then uh ben gets 00:20:44.740 --> 00:20:47.960 picked up by megawatt and sandman and robbie 00:20:47.960 --> 00:20:51.180 tries to pass off his coat with the antidote 00:20:51.180 --> 00:20:53.900 in it but he's unable to unable to they'll keep 00:20:53.900 --> 00:20:58.480 him dry yeah cozy yeah uh so yeah and then he 00:20:58.480 --> 00:21:02.720 gets dragged back to uh see silvermane and silvermane's 00:21:02.720 --> 00:21:05.279 just trying to be like hey get us the spider 00:21:05.279 --> 00:21:09.279 on the phone because we want that cure and we 00:21:09.279 --> 00:21:13.369 want let bygones be themselves and such yep this 00:21:13.369 --> 00:21:15.390 has definitely this was definitely one of my 00:21:15.390 --> 00:21:17.650 favorite just interact character interactions 00:21:17.650 --> 00:21:19.369 throughout this whole show is when they're uh 00:21:19.369 --> 00:21:22.970 negotiating for uh ben like how much you know 00:21:22.970 --> 00:21:25.609 to pay ben because ben's like i'm not gonna help 00:21:25.609 --> 00:21:27.529 you it's like the mayor the mayor wants something 00:21:27.529 --> 00:21:30.450 you want something like we're negotiating and 00:21:30.450 --> 00:21:33.289 i think what uh silverman tries to lowball him 00:21:33.289 --> 00:21:37.619 uh ben sends 10 000 and there's just this great 00:21:37.619 --> 00:21:40.380 back and forth between uh gleason and cage and 00:21:40.380 --> 00:21:42.519 i absolutely love and when they finally come 00:21:42.519 --> 00:21:45.700 to a number at the end of it uh like silverman's 00:21:45.700 --> 00:21:47.660 like to be honest i would have given you ten 00:21:47.660 --> 00:21:51.299 thousand and cage is like you know yeah i would 00:21:51.299 --> 00:21:56.240 have taken the 100 yeah so uh yep so he calls 00:21:56.240 --> 00:22:01.019 makes a call and they're like to get the spider 00:22:01.019 --> 00:22:05.220 and it's just robbie on the other side pretending 00:22:05.220 --> 00:22:08.619 to be the spider and janet critiquing his ben 00:22:08.619 --> 00:22:11.660 voice like what is what is that what is that 00:22:11.660 --> 00:22:14.539 voice like i'm doing ben yeah it's a good ben 00:22:14.539 --> 00:22:18.440 impression it was pretty good yeah and so they 00:22:18.440 --> 00:22:22.359 have to wait for the spider to show up but in 00:22:22.359 --> 00:22:24.859 the meantime everybody starts to put it together 00:22:24.859 --> 00:22:27.079 megawatt puts it together where he uh like i 00:22:27.079 --> 00:22:30.269 knew you from morse argon yeah yeah he's been 00:22:30.269 --> 00:22:32.990 like recognizing ben this whole time he's like 00:22:32.990 --> 00:22:35.450 where do i know you from yeah so silvermane's 00:22:35.450 --> 00:22:37.230 like oh you were at the same place where they 00:22:37.230 --> 00:22:40.670 became super so maybe you're the spider so he 00:22:40.670 --> 00:22:45.390 concocts this plan to like hold fucking cat with 00:22:45.390 --> 00:22:47.730 a gun and be like the spider won't let her die 00:22:47.730 --> 00:22:51.849 so if you're the spider then she lives otherwise 00:22:51.849 --> 00:22:56.829 oh well and it'd be a real shame if i was wrong 00:22:56.829 --> 00:23:01.140 in this But that's when the spider shows up and 00:23:01.140 --> 00:23:04.220 Ben gets to say that Silvermane was just showing 00:23:04.220 --> 00:23:06.259 them how to kill an innocent woman or something 00:23:06.259 --> 00:23:08.359 like that. Right. It was good. All the while 00:23:08.359 --> 00:23:11.900 under the table, you got Ben desperately trying 00:23:11.900 --> 00:23:15.559 to bust. Trying to bust. Just dry webbing. Just 00:23:15.559 --> 00:23:20.880 dry webbing. Oh, gross. Yeah. And then we get 00:23:20.880 --> 00:23:24.119 a really good scene of Robbie pretending to be 00:23:24.119 --> 00:23:27.480 the spider. He comes in full costume. Yep. Full 00:23:27.480 --> 00:23:30.160 voice. He's a real asshole, which is on point. 00:23:30.279 --> 00:23:35.200 Yep. And then the idiot goons found Janet outside. 00:23:35.420 --> 00:23:39.299 She had the antidote. And so they're like, well, 00:23:39.400 --> 00:23:41.660 we've got all the cards now. And Megawatt's like, 00:23:41.799 --> 00:23:44.880 ah, I got this. And so he stabs the spider with 00:23:44.880 --> 00:23:48.519 an antidote. The second to last antidote. Yeah, 00:23:48.599 --> 00:23:51.319 I did have the thought seeing Robbie in the in 00:23:51.319 --> 00:23:54.180 the spider suit just for a minute being like, 00:23:54.200 --> 00:23:56.440 oh, yeah. What if there wasn't like a 62 year 00:23:56.440 --> 00:23:58.880 old man in that suit? That would look real cool. 00:24:00.200 --> 00:24:04.180 Yeah. Yeah, it fits Lamar Morris a little bit 00:24:04.180 --> 00:24:06.839 better. Yeah. Yeah. Do you think they made a 00:24:06.839 --> 00:24:09.680 second costume or just put him in the same one? 00:24:09.779 --> 00:24:11.220 That would I mean, that would have been hilarious. 00:24:11.359 --> 00:24:13.160 It's like him wearing his dad's clothes, a big 00:24:13.160 --> 00:24:17.329 old baggy suit. I. Also feel like they did get 00:24:17.329 --> 00:24:19.869 a second hat because the hat does fit the mask 00:24:19.869 --> 00:24:21.970 better in the last episode. I noticed it less 00:24:21.970 --> 00:24:24.890 after you complained about it. Yeah. Yeah. The 00:24:24.890 --> 00:24:27.730 final episodes, they gave him a better hat. Yeah. 00:24:27.829 --> 00:24:31.410 Yeah. Or a smaller head. So, yeah, Megawad zaps 00:24:31.410 --> 00:24:34.829 him, zaps Robbie. Yeah. Zaps him and stabs him 00:24:34.829 --> 00:24:36.650 with the antidote, which what is that going to 00:24:36.650 --> 00:24:40.750 do to a normal person? Seems like nothing. Well, 00:24:40.809 --> 00:24:43.150 let's find out in season two of Spider Noir. 00:24:44.970 --> 00:24:47.630 Only if the show makes $800 million for Amazon. 00:24:47.670 --> 00:24:50.869 I think it gives him Ben's psoriasis. Not psoriasis, 00:24:50.869 --> 00:24:53.529 cirrhosis. That's the joke I wanted to make. 00:24:54.789 --> 00:24:59.170 I smelled what you were stepping in. Yeah. We've 00:24:59.170 --> 00:25:02.109 been talking about eczema too much. Yeah. OK, 00:25:02.210 --> 00:25:04.750 so, yeah, Robbie goes down as the spider. They 00:25:04.750 --> 00:25:09.099 reveal. Yeah, yeah. They pull off the. mask and 00:25:09.099 --> 00:25:11.099 everything it's like oh he was the reporter the 00:25:11.099 --> 00:25:14.460 whole time and that's when ben gets his powers 00:25:14.460 --> 00:25:17.059 back he webs back the antidote starts busting 00:25:17.059 --> 00:25:23.039 yeah busting ben's busting again Big fight ensues. 00:25:23.140 --> 00:25:25.859 I love the guy with the Tommy gun who comes in 00:25:25.859 --> 00:25:27.559 and starts like just gunning down the place. 00:25:27.640 --> 00:25:30.559 And Ben does like a ceiling web swing that is 00:25:30.559 --> 00:25:33.819 like the lamest spider swing that has ever existed. 00:25:33.859 --> 00:25:36.859 To be fair, though, if you're swinging in an 00:25:36.859 --> 00:25:41.079 enclosed room, the web doesn't shorten. All right. 00:25:41.440 --> 00:25:43.920 It's going to look silly and stupid when you 00:25:43.920 --> 00:25:46.680 do the geometricals on it. If you do the geometricals, 00:25:46.680 --> 00:25:52.980 you're right. Yeah, so the little fight cat starts 00:25:52.980 --> 00:25:55.900 popping off. She's shooting henchmen. Yeah, that's 00:25:55.900 --> 00:25:59.099 pretty cool. Silvermane runs out of the room. 00:25:59.299 --> 00:26:00.700 I love how slow he is. I mean, it's more of a 00:26:00.700 --> 00:26:03.579 shuffle. Yeah, well, he's got a cane. He's an 00:26:03.579 --> 00:26:06.220 old man with a cane. Hey, it's ableist of you 00:26:06.220 --> 00:26:11.009 to make fun of him. it's interesting it's interesting 00:26:11.009 --> 00:26:13.349 because like he is an effective bad guy like 00:26:13.349 --> 00:26:14.950 you you definitely feel like he could kill you 00:26:14.950 --> 00:26:17.650 at any time but he's also just like an old dude 00:26:17.650 --> 00:26:21.049 yeah he's no powers he's just an old opportunistic 00:26:21.049 --> 00:26:24.630 gangster you know so like watching him shuffle 00:26:24.630 --> 00:26:27.430 off to his like safe house you're like oh right 00:26:27.430 --> 00:26:31.680 yeah you can die but before that all kicks off 00:26:31.680 --> 00:26:33.700 just the tense like when they're all sitting 00:26:33.700 --> 00:26:37.740 at the table together just the low shots of um 00:26:37.740 --> 00:26:40.460 ben talking to silvermane you have those shots 00:26:40.460 --> 00:26:43.039 of just like silvermane's giant fist on the table 00:26:43.039 --> 00:26:45.859 and ben in the background just dwarfing him from 00:26:45.859 --> 00:26:48.119 the camera angles are so good and they're lit 00:26:48.119 --> 00:26:51.099 so well just this whole last episode visually 00:26:51.099 --> 00:26:53.910 was so astounding definitely yeah they nailed 00:26:53.910 --> 00:26:56.450 it with the camera work in in this episode just 00:26:56.450 --> 00:26:59.049 like they did with last episode yeah so let's 00:26:59.049 --> 00:27:00.390 talk about that because like the next big thing 00:27:00.390 --> 00:27:03.069 is that cat chases silvermane down into his like 00:27:03.069 --> 00:27:08.190 menagerie i love the sequence so good the those 00:27:08.190 --> 00:27:10.930 overhead like resident evil shots of like them 00:27:10.930 --> 00:27:14.279 moving through the mirror maze the mirror maze 00:27:14.279 --> 00:27:16.920 is so good i do appreciate in episode two when 00:27:16.920 --> 00:27:19.819 we see kat performing that whole thing is behind 00:27:19.819 --> 00:27:23.039 her so it's not just like why does this fucker 00:27:23.039 --> 00:27:26.359 have a mirror maze random yeah yeah so it was 00:27:26.359 --> 00:27:30.079 uh and just her shooting mirrors it like shattering 00:27:30.079 --> 00:27:31.839 and you getting multiple reflections of them 00:27:31.839 --> 00:27:35.299 like over each other just such good like such 00:27:35.299 --> 00:27:37.559 a good love letter to like old hollywood definitely 00:27:37.559 --> 00:27:40.269 yeah uh so then i guess i mean ultimately she 00:27:40.269 --> 00:27:41.950 shoots enough of the mirrors away that it's just 00:27:41.950 --> 00:27:44.069 the two of them standing there yeah and he's 00:27:44.069 --> 00:27:46.269 like you wouldn't do it and then he he like this 00:27:46.269 --> 00:27:49.349 little like cane knife out yeah as if he's gonna 00:27:49.349 --> 00:27:53.029 charge her or something and she's just like and 00:27:53.029 --> 00:27:58.670 so cold too i know boy yeah the way she takes 00:27:58.670 --> 00:28:00.470 him out that was uh he shouldn't have killed 00:28:00.470 --> 00:28:04.009 her fucking dentist yeah yeah although she came 00:28:04.009 --> 00:28:06.329 out of it with perfectly fine teeth that's true 00:28:08.109 --> 00:28:11.049 We forgot to mention when they're doing the whole 00:28:11.049 --> 00:28:16.190 questioning of Ben as the spider. Cat finally 00:28:16.190 --> 00:28:18.430 like just admits everything to try and get it 00:28:18.430 --> 00:28:21.490 off Ben. She was the one who tried to like have 00:28:21.490 --> 00:28:24.009 Silvermane killed that she did it for Marco. 00:28:25.630 --> 00:28:29.910 She loves him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So everybody's 00:28:29.910 --> 00:28:32.990 come clean to everybody about everything at this 00:28:32.990 --> 00:28:35.710 point. So then we get back up onto the street. 00:28:36.460 --> 00:28:39.420 Outside of the alcoves. The goon fight has been 00:28:39.420 --> 00:28:44.000 dragged out into the streets. We get the actual 00:28:44.000 --> 00:28:47.079 superhero fight. Ben takes a bit to put on the 00:28:47.079 --> 00:28:49.519 spider costume because we need a body double 00:28:49.519 --> 00:28:53.960 for Nick Cage. But this is where the episode 00:28:53.960 --> 00:28:56.359 mildly breaks down for me. It's just like, at 00:28:56.359 --> 00:28:59.619 this point, Marco and Megawatt are kicking the 00:28:59.619 --> 00:29:02.960 shit out of Spider -Man or the spider. And all 00:29:02.960 --> 00:29:07.549 I can think is... Why is Marco doing this? Yeah, 00:29:07.730 --> 00:29:11.930 I mean. You could get bloodlust. I don't know. 00:29:11.990 --> 00:29:15.829 None of none of this has affected him yet, though. 00:29:15.930 --> 00:29:18.089 The only reason he was working for Silvermane 00:29:18.089 --> 00:29:20.630 was to save Cat. Silvermane just threatened to 00:29:20.630 --> 00:29:24.450 kill Cat. And now like she's going after Silvermane 00:29:24.450 --> 00:29:28.349 and Marco knows there's an antidote. And it's 00:29:28.349 --> 00:29:30.430 just like just going to go just going to go have 00:29:30.430 --> 00:29:32.650 a punch up because maybe he doesn't like mouthy 00:29:32.650 --> 00:29:35.599 guys. Yeah. Maybe he doesn't like guys who tried 00:29:35.599 --> 00:29:39.720 to steal his girl. Maybe we just haven't been 00:29:39.720 --> 00:29:42.180 given a strong enough character moment for him 00:29:42.180 --> 00:29:45.859 to turn back. Maybe Cat needs to show up and 00:29:45.859 --> 00:29:48.299 try to shoot Megawatt, but she's out of bullets, 00:29:48.339 --> 00:29:51.819 so Megawatt goes to shock her to death. Maybe 00:29:51.819 --> 00:29:54.039 that's enough for him. Maybe he could step in 00:29:54.039 --> 00:29:57.099 at this moment. He gives her the shocker. The 00:29:57.099 --> 00:30:00.400 shocker. We've been doing it so long. You gotta 00:30:00.400 --> 00:30:03.980 get the shocker. Oh, my God. OK, so let's talk 00:30:03.980 --> 00:30:05.480 about the fight because the fight is pretty fucking 00:30:05.480 --> 00:30:07.299 good. It's a good fight. It's pretty good. I 00:30:07.299 --> 00:30:09.220 mean, they're all over the place. They're really 00:30:09.220 --> 00:30:13.140 wild. I mean, Megawad is so over the top. He's 00:30:13.140 --> 00:30:16.440 so theatrical. He's such a douchebag. Talks about 00:30:16.440 --> 00:30:18.619 his moment on Broadway. The people of New York 00:30:18.619 --> 00:30:22.259 are just. hanging out they like they boo him 00:30:22.259 --> 00:30:26.519 at one point i love that classic new york it's 00:30:26.519 --> 00:30:28.640 like are you not entertained and it's like boo 00:30:28.640 --> 00:30:33.579 you suck go yankees nobody is concerned about 00:30:33.579 --> 00:30:37.160 this at all no not at all they're all just sort 00:30:37.160 --> 00:30:40.609 of like a classic uh saturday night you know 00:30:40.609 --> 00:30:42.809 now to be fair the last time that these goons 00:30:42.809 --> 00:30:45.009 showed up in public they started giving out money 00:30:45.009 --> 00:30:47.130 so i would hang around for a little bit that's 00:30:47.130 --> 00:30:49.210 a good point there could be money involved yeah 00:30:49.210 --> 00:30:53.130 maybe maybe they've got some spare tommy guns 00:30:53.130 --> 00:30:55.950 laying around you never know yeah i haven't had 00:30:55.950 --> 00:30:57.950 a tommy gun yet i don't know maybe i want it 00:30:57.950 --> 00:31:00.519 maybe yeah I haven't tried that side of life 00:31:00.519 --> 00:31:02.359 yet. We'll find out what that one couple thinks 00:31:02.359 --> 00:31:05.700 of it. I wish they were there. I know. I am disappointed 00:31:05.700 --> 00:31:08.240 that that did not get a third appearance. I was 00:31:08.240 --> 00:31:09.660 bummed they didn't come back. I thought about 00:31:09.660 --> 00:31:11.640 that. I was looking for him. So I was really 00:31:11.640 --> 00:31:12.940 hoping that they were going to be there at some 00:31:12.940 --> 00:31:16.299 point. Yeah. Disappointing. Yeah. They have a 00:31:16.299 --> 00:31:18.619 good punch up. Good punch up. Megawatts like 00:31:18.619 --> 00:31:21.440 zapping the shit out of him. Flint is punching 00:31:21.440 --> 00:31:23.299 the shit out of him. Smashes his head into a 00:31:23.299 --> 00:31:27.019 car. Like looks gruesome. Yeah. Like some of 00:31:27.019 --> 00:31:30.099 the mask off. We get a weird Nicolas Cage head 00:31:30.099 --> 00:31:32.660 on not Nicolas Cage's body for a second. Oh, 00:31:32.660 --> 00:31:36.180 yeah. Battle damage body. OK, so what happens? 00:31:36.200 --> 00:31:39.180 So Megawatt gets injured or something. There's 00:31:39.180 --> 00:31:42.000 like a moment where it's just Flint and the spider. 00:31:42.099 --> 00:31:44.220 What happened there? Well, the spider took the 00:31:44.220 --> 00:31:47.539 two cars and he slammed it. This is at that moment 00:31:47.539 --> 00:31:49.299 where everything's kind of what led to that. 00:31:49.420 --> 00:31:51.420 Because, like, why wasn't Megawatt right in that? 00:31:51.660 --> 00:31:55.740 action oh they all got like thrown into oh the 00:31:55.740 --> 00:31:58.380 marquee and everybody was kind of dazed for a 00:31:58.380 --> 00:32:01.440 second right so then it's flint versus the spider 00:32:01.440 --> 00:32:04.380 yeah and he gets the two cars yeah and he like 00:32:04.380 --> 00:32:07.119 slams them which is really cool because then 00:32:07.119 --> 00:32:10.599 he goes full sand yeah it was amazing and uh 00:32:10.599 --> 00:32:13.140 everybody's just kind of recovering after that 00:32:13.140 --> 00:32:16.460 megawatt starts drawing energy directly from 00:32:16.460 --> 00:32:21.240 like currents yeah yeah and cat's like uh but 00:32:21.240 --> 00:32:24.799 she's out of bullets and so that's when megabot's 00:32:24.799 --> 00:32:27.519 like i'm gonna kill you too because i can kill 00:32:27.519 --> 00:32:30.079 anybody so he zaps her so he starts zapping but 00:32:30.079 --> 00:32:32.400 then uh it just kind of like zaps her like to 00:32:32.400 --> 00:32:38.539 knock her down ish but then sandy is sandy sandy 00:32:38.539 --> 00:32:42.980 mandy also during this fight uh we lose all but 00:32:42.980 --> 00:32:45.880 one of the antidotes at this point yeah exactly 00:32:45.880 --> 00:32:48.579 we're down to the the final one final vial because 00:32:48.579 --> 00:32:51.880 one got used on uh robbie then there were because 00:32:51.880 --> 00:32:54.240 there were three left one for all the supers 00:32:54.240 --> 00:32:56.880 right uh one got used on robbie and then the 00:32:56.880 --> 00:32:59.740 one the spider was using to try and fight with 00:32:59.740 --> 00:33:01.759 got destroyed as well so there's only one yeah 00:33:01.759 --> 00:33:04.380 yeah out of his hand crushed in his hand yeah 00:33:04.380 --> 00:33:10.029 yeah um he's like oh no when that happened yeah 00:33:10.029 --> 00:33:15.930 and so sandman like intervenes um fighting megawatt 00:33:15.930 --> 00:33:18.450 but he's getting glassed because of electricity 00:33:18.450 --> 00:33:21.150 and that was so cool that was a cool concept 00:33:21.150 --> 00:33:23.410 i was sad when his little hand broke off but 00:33:23.410 --> 00:33:26.269 uh i was also sad when he showed him healed later 00:33:26.269 --> 00:33:28.690 he had all of his hands yeah i was like yeah 00:33:28.690 --> 00:33:30.369 he could have had one less hand it would have 00:33:30.369 --> 00:33:34.180 been okay um not a jerk with the left but yeah 00:33:34.180 --> 00:33:35.980 you know we all suffer he's got cat for that 00:33:35.980 --> 00:33:43.200 hey there you go he's got his gal uh then while 00:33:43.200 --> 00:33:46.000 he's like shocking sandman you know the spider 00:33:46.000 --> 00:33:49.000 intervenes uh starts getting shocked through 00:33:49.000 --> 00:33:51.430 the webs that he's holding megawatt back with 00:33:51.430 --> 00:33:54.250 but then he fucking swings him out and throws 00:33:54.250 --> 00:33:56.829 him in front of that train and that was so cool 00:33:56.829 --> 00:33:59.730 best way to like take out this end of this guy 00:33:59.730 --> 00:34:03.150 hit by a train yep and the people loved it yeah 00:34:03.150 --> 00:34:08.030 everybody cheers it's good it's happy and spider 00:34:08.030 --> 00:34:11.909 gives cat the final antidote to do with as she 00:34:11.909 --> 00:34:15.309 pleases which is clearly to heal fix flint yeah 00:34:15.309 --> 00:34:19.849 fast forward everything's cool right we have 00:34:19.849 --> 00:34:22.110 silvermane's funeral silvermane's funeral with 00:34:22.110 --> 00:34:25.429 nobody there except for flint and cat and ben 00:34:25.429 --> 00:34:28.090 ben in the background but he gets to be a total 00:34:28.090 --> 00:34:32.469 dick super dick so good that's great rightfully 00:34:32.469 --> 00:34:35.530 fucking so i mean i i don't disagree with you 00:34:35.530 --> 00:34:37.489 i think that was exactly how it should have gone 00:34:37.489 --> 00:34:41.599 but oh i would have chosen you had he not been 00:34:41.599 --> 00:34:44.039 in the picture it's like oh hey get fucked yeah 00:34:44.039 --> 00:34:46.619 right and she tells him to go to hell and he's 00:34:46.619 --> 00:34:49.340 like i'll keep a space warm for you yeah yeah 00:34:49.340 --> 00:34:55.079 i love that that's good stuff okay so yeah he's 00:34:55.079 --> 00:34:57.300 he's a dick to cat cat's a dick back uh -huh 00:34:57.300 --> 00:35:00.360 and that's the end of their arc yeah yeah then 00:35:00.360 --> 00:35:02.300 we just get a nice one has two fucking hands 00:35:02.300 --> 00:35:07.360 tie up uh in the office yeah ben and janet are 00:35:07.360 --> 00:35:12.119 now co yeah co -owners or whatever of the it's 00:35:12.119 --> 00:35:14.239 both of their detective agency now yeah riley 00:35:14.239 --> 00:35:17.619 ruiz yeah which i feel like is a nice way to 00:35:17.619 --> 00:35:20.119 finish it you know it kind of has that like door 00:35:20.119 --> 00:35:22.039 gets closed and the light casts through it so 00:35:22.039 --> 00:35:24.780 that you know the name of their business is cast 00:35:24.780 --> 00:35:27.139 on the ground yeah and you can see it you can 00:35:27.139 --> 00:35:32.260 see it right way instead of backwards yeah that's 00:35:32.260 --> 00:35:35.179 fine yeah just we'll go with it yeah it's good 00:35:35.179 --> 00:35:38.409 for the thematic you know element that it was 00:35:38.409 --> 00:35:43.210 just like oh man my favorite lighting scene at 00:35:43.210 --> 00:35:45.010 the bar with the light coming in through the 00:35:45.010 --> 00:35:47.710 fan so it just breaks up the background that 00:35:47.710 --> 00:35:50.909 way oh yeah really nice really nice oh yeah that 00:35:50.909 --> 00:35:53.210 just that that just industrial fan on the back 00:35:53.210 --> 00:35:57.570 wall Yeah, all the man. I mean, because that's 00:35:57.570 --> 00:35:59.550 the end of the show. I mean, all the visuals 00:35:59.550 --> 00:36:02.010 in this are really, really strong. Yeah, I think, 00:36:02.010 --> 00:36:04.690 you know, for for a TV show, for a superhero 00:36:04.690 --> 00:36:07.750 show like they did a great job setting that noir 00:36:07.750 --> 00:36:10.309 feeling. I mean, it's really beautifully shot. 00:36:10.409 --> 00:36:13.550 Yeah, I would say I don't have any complaints 00:36:13.550 --> 00:36:16.469 about the show. Yeah, the scenery is tight. The 00:36:16.469 --> 00:36:20.730 costuming is great. The cinematography is terrific. 00:36:21.530 --> 00:36:25.110 acting is solid like the storyline is good it's 00:36:25.110 --> 00:36:28.289 it's tight you know they threw a bunch of storylines 00:36:28.289 --> 00:36:30.510 out there and weave them together really effectively 00:36:30.510 --> 00:36:33.610 i mean yeah i don't know if i just took a a second 00:36:33.610 --> 00:36:37.670 to get used to the graphics in it but yeah i 00:36:37.670 --> 00:36:39.510 didn't really have any problems with it in the 00:36:39.510 --> 00:36:42.010 beginning I think it's just one of those things. 00:36:42.050 --> 00:36:43.630 It's like a TV show is never going to look as 00:36:43.630 --> 00:36:46.150 sharp as a movie, right? You know, like she Hulk 00:36:46.150 --> 00:36:48.789 attorney at law. I really liked that show, but 00:36:48.789 --> 00:36:51.010 the special effects cost a fucking fortune and 00:36:51.010 --> 00:36:54.070 didn't look that great. You know, so I enjoyed 00:36:54.070 --> 00:36:56.750 the whole thing. The one thing, if I could, if 00:36:56.750 --> 00:36:59.210 I could change one thing about this show is. 00:37:00.190 --> 00:37:04.210 i really love in the opening credits all the 00:37:04.210 --> 00:37:06.449 shots of the spider are kind of done at like 00:37:06.449 --> 00:37:08.969 a slightly slower frame rate so they look like 00:37:08.969 --> 00:37:13.210 more like a maquette i would have loved a little 00:37:13.210 --> 00:37:15.969 bit of that in the show um rather than interesting 00:37:15.969 --> 00:37:22.190 rubbery uh cg uh the too smooth cg look yeah 00:37:22.190 --> 00:37:24.650 because i mean you think about like um into the 00:37:24.650 --> 00:37:26.690 spider verse too there's a lot of that kind of 00:37:26.690 --> 00:37:31.400 like frame breaking kind of um it's as if the 00:37:31.400 --> 00:37:33.800 frame rate is slower for the like tight animation 00:37:33.800 --> 00:37:36.780 because it is you know cells of a comic book 00:37:36.780 --> 00:37:39.599 and i think that could have played well for what 00:37:39.599 --> 00:37:43.780 they were trying to do with the homage to 20s 00:37:43.780 --> 00:37:47.159 filmmaking yeah like harryhausen that shit a 00:37:47.159 --> 00:37:49.360 bit like just add a little bit of a filter i 00:37:49.360 --> 00:37:51.880 think it would have made it i it would have made 00:37:51.880 --> 00:37:54.659 the rubbery rubberiness a little less noticeable 00:37:54.659 --> 00:37:57.329 yeah well they could have just you know pumped 00:37:57.329 --> 00:37:58.949 up the budget and then shot this whole thing 00:37:58.949 --> 00:38:02.050 on film also there's that too i mean yeah they're 00:38:02.050 --> 00:38:05.449 already spending 400 million why not spend 450 00:38:05.449 --> 00:38:09.070 million yeah right i knew i mean if this is our 00:38:09.070 --> 00:38:11.489 biggest complaint about this show that's pretty 00:38:11.489 --> 00:38:14.369 telling right yeah like i think this fucking 00:38:14.369 --> 00:38:16.230 hit and it's a shame that it probably will never 00:38:16.230 --> 00:38:19.849 get a sequel series you know but i do appreciate 00:38:19.849 --> 00:38:22.909 because the show is such a big swing i do appreciate 00:38:22.909 --> 00:38:27.380 that the showrunners That's my second one. Your 00:38:27.380 --> 00:38:31.119 inadvertent jokes are way better than the joke 00:38:31.119 --> 00:38:34.599 we heard last week to open up last week's episode. 00:38:34.739 --> 00:38:37.079 Yes, last week. I don't even remember what that 00:38:37.079 --> 00:38:41.219 was. Something about Spider -Man -Man -Men. Yeah. 00:38:41.440 --> 00:38:46.480 Spider -Man? Spider -Man -Man -Men. It's raining 00:38:46.480 --> 00:38:51.119 Spider -Mans. And you're about to get webbed. 00:38:51.940 --> 00:38:56.300 Web, web, web. Web, web, web. what was he saying 00:38:56.300 --> 00:38:58.780 web i thought he was saying thwap no he was saying 00:38:58.780 --> 00:39:03.860 but he was saying web he was saying web yeah 00:39:03.860 --> 00:39:08.389 um This was I'll say this. This was a show I 00:39:08.389 --> 00:39:11.489 did not have to use subtitles on. I watched the 00:39:11.489 --> 00:39:14.590 whole thing without subtitles and I loved it. 00:39:14.650 --> 00:39:16.269 I actually felt because there was one episode 00:39:16.269 --> 00:39:18.090 I watched without it and realized that I had 00:39:18.090 --> 00:39:20.510 watched a full TV show without subtitles on. 00:39:20.570 --> 00:39:23.550 It was like, whoa. Yeah. Look at me. Yeah, it 00:39:23.550 --> 00:39:25.610 comes across real nice. I've got that reverse 00:39:25.610 --> 00:39:29.929 aging special power. My ears work. Oh, don't 00:39:29.929 --> 00:39:31.949 tell Ogden. He's going to come for your liver 00:39:31.949 --> 00:39:35.940 butts. Sorry, Ogden. Bloods. Liver butts? Yeah. 00:39:36.739 --> 00:39:38.679 It's fine. That's how you get to the liver, right? 00:39:38.760 --> 00:39:40.880 Through the butt? Yeah. I think everything gets 00:39:40.880 --> 00:39:45.739 there through the butt. Eventually. Yeah. If 00:39:45.739 --> 00:39:48.539 your gloves are deep enough. Long enough. Gross. 00:39:48.579 --> 00:39:52.719 The human body. Just a tube. Yeah. Well, that's 00:39:52.719 --> 00:39:55.960 it. No, I'm kidding. What were we talking about? 00:39:56.619 --> 00:40:00.360 Spider Noir. Episode 8. I just got distracted 00:40:00.360 --> 00:40:03.460 thinking about that old Bloodhound Gang song. 00:40:04.170 --> 00:40:06.710 you and me baby yeah isn't that where they talk 00:40:06.710 --> 00:40:09.650 about like snakes are just like a really long 00:40:09.650 --> 00:40:12.389 pussy wait no what am i thinking about yeah i 00:40:12.389 --> 00:40:13.869 mean i'm sure that's bloodhound where have i 00:40:13.869 --> 00:40:18.289 heard is that guar fucking a snake something 00:40:18.289 --> 00:40:20.190 about fucking a snake fucking an animal maybe 00:40:20.190 --> 00:40:22.170 it is fucking an animal yeah yeah that's a guar 00:40:22.170 --> 00:40:24.969 song okay no i remember what i was gonna say 00:40:24.969 --> 00:40:28.230 uh i really do appreciate that given the fact 00:40:28.230 --> 00:40:30.989 that the show was you know long odds that we'd 00:40:30.989 --> 00:40:35.980 get a they didn't leave anything, any hangling 00:40:35.980 --> 00:40:38.500 threat, any hanging threads. There's no, like 00:40:38.500 --> 00:40:40.480 this person was secretly in the background or 00:40:40.480 --> 00:40:42.500 was like, Ooh, next season. They're just like, 00:40:42.539 --> 00:40:44.920 this is probably not going to get a second season. 00:40:44.960 --> 00:40:47.679 We are just going to wrap this up and leave the 00:40:47.679 --> 00:40:49.679 characters in a place where they can pick up. 00:40:49.679 --> 00:40:53.519 But if the show doesn't get a second season. 00:40:54.090 --> 00:40:56.329 There's never going to be a, oh, but what, what, 00:40:56.349 --> 00:40:58.909 what would have happened? Yeah, exactly. Like 00:40:58.909 --> 00:41:00.530 the biggest, what would have happened is like, 00:41:00.590 --> 00:41:03.110 what would the spider do in the city? What would 00:41:03.110 --> 00:41:05.610 Ben and Janet do in their business? You know, 00:41:05.610 --> 00:41:09.429 who, who fills the power void? If this does get 00:41:09.429 --> 00:41:11.789 a second season, who do you, what classic Spider 00:41:11.789 --> 00:41:15.829 -Man villain do you want to see? 19, 1930s. Do 00:41:15.829 --> 00:41:22.010 you want to see Noir? I want a like steampunk 00:41:22.010 --> 00:41:25.019 Doc Ock. steampunk doc ock would be fucking cool 00:41:25.019 --> 00:41:27.179 and actually i think in the same way like a steampunk 00:41:27.179 --> 00:41:30.300 green goblin could play out pretty cool yeah 00:41:30.300 --> 00:41:33.000 yeah although i guess modern versions of green 00:41:33.000 --> 00:41:35.659 goblin have gotten more like tech i think this 00:41:35.659 --> 00:41:39.519 would be a great mysterio opportunity oh yeah 00:41:39.519 --> 00:41:41.679 he's always been my favorite so i'll always advocate 00:41:41.679 --> 00:41:44.460 for mysterio but this would be a good one because 00:41:44.460 --> 00:41:47.300 it would play really well with all the like smoke 00:41:47.300 --> 00:41:49.840 and mirrors kind of special effects things yeah 00:41:49.840 --> 00:41:52.860 for sure that'd be cool that would be really 00:41:52.860 --> 00:41:56.760 cool rhino would be a pretty cool one oh he's 00:41:56.760 --> 00:41:59.039 so good for like bank robbery shit and everything 00:41:59.039 --> 00:42:03.860 yeah yeah oh you could do craven as like a ringling 00:42:03.860 --> 00:42:06.719 brothers like barnum and bailey yeah that would 00:42:06.719 --> 00:42:09.659 be fun yeah i could like that too that and you 00:42:09.659 --> 00:42:11.460 could bring in rhino that way as one of his like 00:42:11.460 --> 00:42:15.559 instead of instead of him trying to hunt uh you 00:42:15.559 --> 00:42:17.059 know be the world's greatest hunter he's just 00:42:17.059 --> 00:42:19.639 trying to like get a menagerie of like freaks 00:42:19.639 --> 00:42:22.570 and like animal people to like take on the road 00:42:22.570 --> 00:42:25.449 that'd be cool oh i did like when nick cage was 00:42:25.449 --> 00:42:28.130 making fun of the the three of them in silvermane's 00:42:28.130 --> 00:42:30.170 office and he brought up that like 1930s movie 00:42:30.170 --> 00:42:33.829 freaks oh yeah the google gobble one of us one 00:42:33.829 --> 00:42:38.929 of us the leaper that would be a good one i don't 00:42:38.929 --> 00:42:43.489 know the leaper yeah he jumps Okay. He's a French 00:42:43.489 --> 00:42:45.989 guy who jumps. He's a French guy who jumps around. 00:42:46.190 --> 00:42:50.809 He was briefly seen in one of the Spider -Man 00:42:50.809 --> 00:42:53.469 movies. Was it Spider -Man or Avengers? Captain 00:42:53.469 --> 00:42:56.469 America. Captain America, yeah. Civil War. When 00:42:56.469 --> 00:42:58.289 they were on the boat or something. I don't know. 00:42:58.409 --> 00:43:02.369 Got it. He leaps around. He does parkour and 00:43:02.369 --> 00:43:06.010 kicks. Cool. Yep. He's such a dumb... But also 00:43:06.010 --> 00:43:08.170 French. What do you want me to say? The wall? 00:43:08.369 --> 00:43:12.239 Yeah, okay. Let's bring back the wall. He was 00:43:12.239 --> 00:43:16.920 just a brick wall. I mean, sure, why not? What 00:43:16.920 --> 00:43:19.719 would a noir Venom be like? Spider noir Venom 00:43:19.719 --> 00:43:25.699 be like? Full color. Mostly just because I want 00:43:25.699 --> 00:43:27.260 to see... Yes, make the black and white character 00:43:27.260 --> 00:43:32.639 full color. They'll never know. I would love 00:43:32.639 --> 00:43:36.280 the chance to see evil Nick Cage talk to normal 00:43:36.280 --> 00:43:38.829 Nick Cage. I mean, there'd be an interesting 00:43:38.829 --> 00:43:40.949 aspect to that. Like if you think about the sort 00:43:40.949 --> 00:43:43.789 of Tom Hardy venom instances that we've gotten 00:43:43.789 --> 00:43:45.429 to see, it's like, if you played some of that 00:43:45.429 --> 00:43:48.650 with him discussing things with himself and fighting 00:43:48.650 --> 00:43:51.469 this inner demon and that could be pretty cool 00:43:51.469 --> 00:43:56.210 actually. Yeah. I think there's more thematically 00:43:56.210 --> 00:44:00.730 appropriate. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're just going 00:44:00.730 --> 00:44:04.550 through the rogues gallery. Yeah. So, um, yeah, 00:44:04.570 --> 00:44:09.440 I think my favorites would be, rhino doc ock 00:44:09.440 --> 00:44:13.000 mysterio mysterio or maybe we get instead of 00:44:13.000 --> 00:44:15.699 doc ock the lizard and we kind of get that sort 00:44:15.699 --> 00:44:19.300 of like yeah that works uh intention to cure 00:44:19.300 --> 00:44:22.760 himself kind of keep that moving as he's looking 00:44:22.760 --> 00:44:27.400 for a cure right um but who knows do you think 00:44:27.400 --> 00:44:29.719 robbie gets spider powers well so that's what 00:44:29.719 --> 00:44:31.360 i'm curious about right like i made the joke 00:44:31.360 --> 00:44:34.460 about cirrhosis of the liver but like what would 00:44:34.460 --> 00:44:38.869 happen if you got like the antidote put into 00:44:38.869 --> 00:44:42.269 you yeah as i mean he got his powers from being 00:44:42.269 --> 00:44:45.710 bitten by the man spider so if does his blood 00:44:45.710 --> 00:44:49.289 give normal people powers but it seems like the 00:44:49.289 --> 00:44:52.489 antidote was concocted specifically just to erase 00:44:52.489 --> 00:44:55.909 the mutation yeah no it probably does nothing 00:44:55.909 --> 00:44:59.769 yeah i think it just isolates yeah isolates the 00:44:59.769 --> 00:45:01.449 neck yeah i'm just spitballing cool stuff that 00:45:01.449 --> 00:45:04.679 they could do Totally, yeah. I mean, the interesting 00:45:04.679 --> 00:45:06.780 and sad aspect of this is that we probably will 00:45:06.780 --> 00:45:09.019 never find out what they would do with the ability, 00:45:09.280 --> 00:45:11.619 you know? Or, you know, if this has good enough 00:45:11.619 --> 00:45:14.000 reviews, which it has done very well in that 00:45:14.000 --> 00:45:16.179 regard, I mean, Amazon, I don't know if they 00:45:16.179 --> 00:45:18.000 make any money on these kinds of things. Probably 00:45:18.000 --> 00:45:20.659 not. How do they quantify it? Nobody fucking 00:45:20.659 --> 00:45:24.239 knows. It's a black box. I mean, they run ads 00:45:24.239 --> 00:45:28.579 now, which I find infinitely annoying. Very, 00:45:28.599 --> 00:45:30.280 very annoying to break the flow of that show. 00:45:31.639 --> 00:45:35.840 if it did well enough in a, a claim kind of way, 00:45:35.900 --> 00:45:38.079 which it seems like there's no reason that they're, 00:45:38.079 --> 00:45:40.900 they couldn't then decide to make a movie. Like 00:45:40.900 --> 00:45:43.000 if they can sink $400 million into a TV show, 00:45:43.119 --> 00:45:45.199 they could probably sink $400 million into a 00:45:45.199 --> 00:45:49.320 movie, get some more real world data, you know? 00:45:49.380 --> 00:45:52.039 Yeah. I would go see a spider noir movie. Oh, 00:45:52.079 --> 00:45:54.780 hell yeah. I like it better as a serial. Yeah, 00:45:54.840 --> 00:45:57.880 I would much prefer $400 million for eight more 00:45:57.880 --> 00:46:01.360 episodes. Me too. Yeah. Then $400 million for 00:46:01.360 --> 00:46:05.659 an hour and a half. They'd get us a solid hour 00:46:05.659 --> 00:46:09.539 45. Yeah. But still, I'd rather have that long 00:46:09.539 --> 00:46:11.880 form. And I think Cage appreciated being able 00:46:11.880 --> 00:46:15.019 to stretch out this character. I do too. It's 00:46:15.019 --> 00:46:17.420 kind of cool to see as a guy who has exclusively 00:46:17.420 --> 00:46:21.079 been. movies you know embracing that one role 00:46:21.079 --> 00:46:23.820 for that one period of time i don't know i think 00:46:23.820 --> 00:46:25.519 it's kind of cool to see him in this and i'm 00:46:25.519 --> 00:46:30.239 excited that he's going to do uh mind oh not 00:46:30.239 --> 00:46:34.840 minor but uh the talks of him doing fifth season 00:46:34.840 --> 00:46:37.199 of true detective yeah right that would be really 00:46:37.199 --> 00:46:39.699 cool um has there like other than the initial 00:46:39.699 --> 00:46:41.840 rumor has there been any more talk about that 00:46:41.840 --> 00:46:45.039 i don't know last thing i saw was like it's all 00:46:45.039 --> 00:46:48.599 just like his people are talking to their people 00:46:48.599 --> 00:46:51.500 and like, we'll see what happens if it happens. 00:46:51.619 --> 00:46:54.320 Right. He did a good job in this. I think he's 00:46:54.320 --> 00:46:56.099 really over the top. He's a cartoon character. 00:46:56.639 --> 00:46:58.820 He's also very serious. He's Humphrey Bogart. 00:46:58.900 --> 00:47:00.800 I mean, it was cool. It was a fun experience. 00:47:01.000 --> 00:47:04.519 Yeah. I'm sad that it's done. It's going to be 00:47:04.519 --> 00:47:07.500 one of those shows that I will, I will rewatch 00:47:07.500 --> 00:47:10.000 this at least two more times. I feel like at 00:47:10.000 --> 00:47:12.679 least two. I really wish they would have released 00:47:12.679 --> 00:47:17.199 this weekly. i would i would fully agree i think 00:47:17.199 --> 00:47:19.699 we said it back in our second episode but you 00:47:19.699 --> 00:47:22.519 know that that like big cliffhanger of you know 00:47:22.519 --> 00:47:25.500 who got shot at the end of the episode and then 00:47:25.500 --> 00:47:27.619 immediately you're 20 seconds later you're watching 00:47:27.619 --> 00:47:29.380 it and it's like man fuck yeah it would have 00:47:29.380 --> 00:47:31.900 been fun to have to like think about it you know 00:47:31.900 --> 00:47:34.179 yeah yeah even though we probably would guess 00:47:34.179 --> 00:47:37.360 the correct answer maybe not sure but you know 00:47:37.360 --> 00:47:41.239 yeah i don't know i think that serialized television 00:47:41.239 --> 00:47:45.179 deserves to be watched in a paste release how 00:47:45.179 --> 00:47:47.940 did we not how we got all the way to the wrap 00:47:47.940 --> 00:47:51.579 up and we didn't even talk about the two idiot 00:47:51.579 --> 00:47:55.139 henchmen standing outside of the uh the laboratory 00:47:55.139 --> 00:47:57.980 before silvermane left oh yeah pudge and the 00:47:57.980 --> 00:48:00.380 other guy and they're just like i i think i got 00:48:00.380 --> 00:48:02.079 something in my teeth and he's like yeah you 00:48:02.079 --> 00:48:03.619 got something in your teeth he's like well does 00:48:03.619 --> 00:48:05.840 it make me look stupid yeah it makes you look 00:48:05.840 --> 00:48:07.860 stupid and they're like trying to figure it out 00:48:07.860 --> 00:48:10.840 he just sort of like sneaks by yeah i just love 00:48:11.469 --> 00:48:15.210 idiot henchmen those guys they're so good they're 00:48:15.210 --> 00:48:17.590 good they're good dopes i like when one of them's 00:48:17.590 --> 00:48:21.570 just sleeping in the car yeah every scene they're 00:48:21.570 --> 00:48:24.150 in they do a good job i i want to pay attention 00:48:24.150 --> 00:48:27.250 to them so i hope they survive to that shootout 00:48:27.250 --> 00:48:30.789 and they go on to work for some other big bad 00:48:30.789 --> 00:48:34.250 villain how many folks did uh the spider glass 00:48:34.250 --> 00:48:36.949 in this show because that was his go -to move 00:48:36.949 --> 00:48:39.650 it was web a bottle smash someone in the head 00:48:39.650 --> 00:48:42.449 with it Oh yeah. A good like three or four times. 00:48:42.489 --> 00:48:45.389 It was at least three. Yeah. I mean, that's a 00:48:45.389 --> 00:48:48.329 good classic move. Yeah. I've never had a bottle 00:48:48.329 --> 00:48:51.329 bashed into my brain, but like, I feel like it 00:48:51.329 --> 00:48:54.530 would not feel good and it would probably take 00:48:54.530 --> 00:48:58.170 me down. Mythbusters did this. It's not, it's 00:48:58.170 --> 00:49:00.949 not good. Your brain, your brain gets jostled 00:49:00.949 --> 00:49:04.349 bad. Yeah. I believe it. Glass bottles can actually 00:49:04.349 --> 00:49:07.449 put up with a lot of pain, but you know, glass 00:49:07.449 --> 00:49:10.119 bottles made out of sugar. Less so. Different. 00:49:10.340 --> 00:49:13.119 Yeah. If it's going to immediately explode. Yeah. 00:49:14.000 --> 00:49:16.179 But that's because he had that super force. Super 00:49:16.179 --> 00:49:19.239 force. Yeah. All right. Final thoughts. Last 00:49:19.239 --> 00:49:23.860 words. Good show. Go watch it. Yeah. Yeah. I 00:49:23.860 --> 00:49:26.920 agree. Thanks for going on this journey. We're 00:49:26.920 --> 00:49:29.579 going to be back at our normal cadence here coming 00:49:29.579 --> 00:49:33.420 up in July when we have Daryl back on for the 00:49:33.420 --> 00:49:35.949 beef episode, which is going to be great. beef 00:49:35.949 --> 00:49:39.389 uh if you were interested which is actually called 00:49:39.389 --> 00:49:44.389 what um i don't even remember uh time to kill 00:49:44.389 --> 00:49:46.670 nope that was that bad yeah we've done it um 00:49:46.670 --> 00:49:50.989 what was uh what was the hayden christiansen 00:49:50.989 --> 00:49:54.889 one again outcast outcast i had someone the other 00:49:54.889 --> 00:49:57.769 day i had someone the other day be like oh sean 00:49:57.769 --> 00:49:58.889 i was thinking about you the other day because 00:49:58.889 --> 00:50:00.570 i saw this nick cage movie that you probably 00:50:00.570 --> 00:50:04.219 haven't heard about i'm like but go on. It was 00:50:04.219 --> 00:50:06.219 called, it was like, it was called Outcast. I'm 00:50:06.219 --> 00:50:07.099 like, is that the one with Hayden Christians? 00:50:07.199 --> 00:50:08.820 He's like, yeah. I'm like, yeah, fucking seen 00:50:08.820 --> 00:50:13.000 it. Yeah. The idea, the audacity that anyone 00:50:13.000 --> 00:50:14.659 would come to us at this point and be like, I 00:50:14.659 --> 00:50:16.800 bet I know a Nick Cage movie that you don't know. 00:50:16.920 --> 00:50:20.800 It's like, I bet you don't. I bet you are thinking 00:50:20.800 --> 00:50:24.139 of one that I've already forgotten about. Guaranteed. 00:50:24.139 --> 00:50:26.099 I will remember it as you say it to me. Yeah. 00:50:26.420 --> 00:50:30.409 But I don't think about it. It takes up zero 00:50:30.409 --> 00:50:33.190 space in mine. Is it never on a Tuesday? Unless 00:50:33.190 --> 00:50:36.090 it's never on a Tuesday. No, you haven't. I do 00:50:36.090 --> 00:50:38.250 think about never on a Tuesday. I think that 00:50:38.250 --> 00:50:40.610 I think about that movie way more than I probably 00:50:40.610 --> 00:50:45.690 should. Yeah. Every once in a while, I'm on the 00:50:45.690 --> 00:50:48.389 cage match Reddit and just like talking shit 00:50:48.389 --> 00:50:51.570 and talking about cage stuff. And every so often, 00:50:51.610 --> 00:50:53.429 never on Tuesday comes up and I'm like, yes, 00:50:53.570 --> 00:50:57.130 what a dumb movie. I love that fucking piece 00:50:57.130 --> 00:51:02.510 of shit. So we'll be returning to that. Yeah. 00:51:02.610 --> 00:51:05.489 Back in action with the beef one, which I don't 00:51:05.489 --> 00:51:08.309 know. I need to look for a score to settle. I 00:51:08.309 --> 00:51:09.690 need to know. A score to settle. Boom. I did 00:51:09.690 --> 00:51:12.110 it. Yeah. Good job, Nick's brain. I knew it had 00:51:12.110 --> 00:51:14.590 something to do with beefing. Yeah. You got there. 00:51:14.590 --> 00:51:17.429 And it couldn't be a fart related joke. Beef? 00:51:17.590 --> 00:51:23.190 Beef? You think I've got beef? okay anyway thank 00:51:23.190 --> 00:51:25.170 you for supporting us thank you for listening 00:51:25.170 --> 00:51:26.909 and if you are interested in supporting us you 00:51:26.909 --> 00:51:29.349 can uh follow us on patreon .com slash cage match 00:51:29.349 --> 00:51:31.829 thank you to our sparkle buddies josh josie matt 00:51:31.829 --> 00:51:35.510 adam bill stewart and willow um cage dancers 00:51:35.510 --> 00:51:40.230 john freeman nathan john freeman nathan and cameron 00:51:40.960 --> 00:51:44.000 and to Bill Panks for our intro music. We are 00:51:44.000 --> 00:51:46.679 doing a Con Air showing at The Beacon in Seattle 00:51:46.679 --> 00:51:51.260 on June 27th at 7 o 'clock. You can find ticket 00:51:51.260 --> 00:51:55.139 information on our website at cagematch .fun. 00:51:55.599 --> 00:51:58.380 I will make sure I put that on there. Neat. We're 00:51:58.380 --> 00:52:01.099 holding you to that. Yeah. It's about time you 00:52:01.099 --> 00:52:03.059 finally do something for this show. I still have 00:52:03.059 --> 00:52:06.199 to finish that Marvel intro. That's going to 00:52:06.199 --> 00:52:09.179 be good. I think we've all got some work to do. 00:52:09.360 --> 00:52:26.760 Yeah. That's worse than saying NyQuil. No, NyQuil. 00:52:27.500 --> 00:52:29.840 NyQuil's great. I fucking love NyQuil. Yeah, 00:52:29.920 --> 00:52:32.619 I prefer Tussin. Have you ever robo -tripped? 00:52:32.920 --> 00:52:35.320 I've never robo -tripped. You should try it. 00:52:35.400 --> 00:52:37.039 You've talked about robo -tripping. I've never 00:52:37.039 --> 00:52:39.619 robo -tripped. You should. You should do it. 00:52:40.400 --> 00:52:41.800 You got nothing going on. You're not leaving 00:52:41.800 --> 00:52:44.800 the house today. Go get yourself some DM. Yeah. 00:52:45.599 --> 00:52:49.619 Put on your jammies or a robot costume. I highly 00:52:49.619 --> 00:52:53.199 recommend doing it dressed as a robot. Do I have 00:52:53.199 --> 00:52:55.179 a robot costume? I don't. I need a robot costume. 00:52:55.340 --> 00:52:56.960 What are you even doing with your life? You're 00:52:56.960 --> 00:53:01.480 what, like 42, 41? 41 for a couple more months. 00:53:01.639 --> 00:53:05.099 Yeah. Get yourself a robot costume. It's high 00:53:05.099 --> 00:53:07.139 time. Yeah. It is high time.