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Oh, God. I got home from my Pathfinder game last

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night and stopped in at a tap room to see my

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friend Kindra. hockey was playing on the big

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tv and i was just like when when did they all

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have gay sex that's that's what hockey's about

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right that's what the internet has told me hockey

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is about i mean i'm pretty sure i'm pretty sure

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all sports have been a little bit gay forever

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but they've just claimed that they're not which

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is really stupid it's like yeah let's just pretend

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that there have been no gays ever because it's

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inconvenient for our narrative They touch a lot

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of butts in sports. Easier and more accessible.

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I think hockey is one of the few sports where

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you have the least amount of like sexualizable

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body parts shown during game. During games. Yes.

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Yeah. There's a reason why they take their helmets

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off so they can fight. There's they are not allowed

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to wear face masks. So, you know, the mouth is

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always exposed. I did see a guy. I did. It's

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actually the opposite. They're very allowed to

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wear face masks. It's just that none of them

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want to. Is that right? yeah wow that's so dumb

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they had to actually enforce like the visors

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and some of them are grandfathered in the last

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guy to be grandfathered in without a visor like

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retired recently that's amazing some guys like

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push it to where it's only like barely covering

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like halfway down the eyes it's pushed back so

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far i saw a guy catch a fucking puck to the teeth

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the other night yeah an 87 miler Yeah, the photos

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of him because he suited up for the next game.

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He's wearing a full cage and his nose looks like

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it was stitched back on completely. Holy shit.

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Yeah, it's crazy. I feel like there's no chance

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I would play that sport without protection. Yeah.

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Yeah, the women are a lot smarter and they either

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have to wear like full face. Like Plexi or. You

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could have just ended with the women are a lot

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smarter in most sentences. Yeah. Most paragraphs

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could end there. Yeah. I could never figure out

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how to make a sandwich the way they make a sandwich.

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Like they just got it where it counts. You know,

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I tell you. I walked into that one. Those women.

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You did. You did kind of fall into that trap.

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I did set them up. Set them up, knock them down.

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Yeah. Yeah. See. Hey, we get an explanation as

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to why he talks that way. yeah fucking yeah good

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on me i fucking called that one i called my shot

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early uh so welcome back to cage magical and

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roundabout way meeting nicholas cage i'm sean

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say and i'm here with my co -host nick yeah and

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our producer Peter. Nipples. My nipples. Nipples

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and chon productions. Oh, yeah, chon. I want

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I OK, I tried to watch a little bit of the show

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in color this go around and I wanted to look

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more like Dick Tracy. if it's gonna be in color

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i want it to be more i want it to be more like

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over the top a little more i will say yeah i

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will correct myself uh i did find out i was wrong

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about not over correcting color uh last time

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because they a lot of their interior backgrounds

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were like hot pink and like actually painted

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for extreme shadow and in the 11th hour they

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recolorized the entire show ew why yeah huh Because

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people won't watch Black and White. Oh, yeah.

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I mean, I don't think we're getting another season

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of this because this show wound up costing like

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hundreds of thousands of dollars to produce.

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Well, hopefully more than hundreds of thousands.

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Yeah, hundreds of thousands of dollars to produce

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sounds pretty cheap. Hundreds of millions because

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they had to recolorize the entire show. Yeah.

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Well, maybe they'll just do all future stuff

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in Black and White. Yeah, it seems like they

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fucked themselves on that, but yeah. I mean,

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if this is all we get. i think it ends on a great

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note i agree but we're not there yet no but i

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do know people who just straight up i mean we

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talked about this last time will not watch something

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in black and white yeah it's true and that's

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too bad because it does look best that way particularly

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these two episodes which are really the most

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horror show shit that we get this entire show

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yeah so up front we're gonna spoil everything

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uh if you don't know that yet you should you

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haven't been listening to us we're gonna just

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run through the plot line for episodes five and

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six of spider noir and um i mean up off the top

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if you don't know nick cage plays ben reilly

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um aka the spider moran morris plays his buddy

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and photographer friend and reporter robbie robertson

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his name is joe robbie robertson robertson yeah

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Lin Jun Lee, John Lee plays. Thank you. I got

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it on tech. Take number two plays. Why do I want

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to call her cat power? Cat power would be cool,

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though. Brendan Gleeson plays the big bad Silvermane.

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I don't remember who plays Flint Marco, but he's

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there. He has a sick little mustache, little

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mustache. Yeah, there's a guy who is Tombstone.

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And there's also a guy who is Megawatt. Is it

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OK? So my friend. and i got into this my friend

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pointed out like he's got scaly like face is

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he just supposed to be the lizard have we just

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been dumb no they call him tombstone yeah and

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you know they shoot him and it doesn't penetrate

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his study i'm just trying to figure out why he

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has the like no i think it's just a silly character

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design yeah so okay so one of the big things

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that's revealed through this entire two episode

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arc is that They all are part of this like German

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World War One experimentation thing, right? You

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know, the Germans are fucking with crazy shit

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and using POWs to test it on. They show all these

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people with like organic creatures being infused.

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But then the big bads that we have are an electricity

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guy, a fire guy who dies in episode one, a stone

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guy and a sand guy. OK, electricity guy could

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be like an electric eel. Yeah, they do say electric

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eel. Yeah, I think there was some like a shot

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with an eel. There was a shot with an eel. And

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Ben Reilly brings it up at some point, but I

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think it was just an eel man. The evil scientist,

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when she's describing, is like, they were, you

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know, their blood was mixed with animals. Beat.

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And other things. And minerals. There was a hand

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-waved line in there somewhere about how like,

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oh, wait, let's make sure. I just feel like they

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could have easily gotten in a scorpion or something

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else that is probably a special effects issue.

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Could be. I just found it interesting that they

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picked the non -creature versions. Yeah. I do

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like the one change to the lore of this where

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Ben Reilly doesn't get his spider amazing spider

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powers from being bitten by a radioactive spider,

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but rather by being bitten by a radioactive man.

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Yeah, man spider is so good. Man spider is good.

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I like I mean, it's pretty horrifying to look

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at. Yeah, the practical effect on that is really

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good. Yeah, man spider is great. No, I'm not

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going to do my dumb joke. Peter already heard

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my dumb joke. Oh, man. So you're actually screening

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your jokes now? I usually do. Why couldn't this

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have started happening years ago? Say your joke,

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Sean. All right. No, no, I fucked it up. Yeah,

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it can happen. All right, fine, because the people

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want it. Yeah, we ran a quick poll. So if he

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was bitten by a radioactive Spider -Man, does

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that make him Spider -Man Man? yep okay that's

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what we were all clamoring for yeah we needed

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that people wanted i guarantee you i guarantee

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you bill appreciated that i'm sure bill will

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when when bill listens to this in cyprus or wherever

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he is right now yeah um okay so yeah the whole

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thing kind of starts out the the reveal of the

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background right this world war one experimentation

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stuff um ben getting bitten by man spider um

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it starts out because he's explaining his past

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to cat hardy correct yeah yeah he's in a diner

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and tells us the whole like war story to cat

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right free pie free pie yeah in in this a depression

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in this economy yeah free blueberries all right

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they just liked interracial couples at that place

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yeah You know, they were as they did in the 20s,

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30s, whatever it was. Yeah. Loved mixing. Oh,

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man. OK, so World War One. Yeah. Yeah. He liberates

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a town. There's lots of shooting. He found some

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experiments. He was bit by a man spider. And

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we get a lot of like good cagery. Fuck. When

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he is going through his recovery. Yeah. His recovery

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is so good. All these like poses that he keeps

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getting himself into. We get a digitally de -aged

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Nick Cage. That doesn't look terrible. I was

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going to say the de -aging effect was pretty

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decent. You know, as far as those go, I thought

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it looked OK. I don't know what that looked like

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in color. I only saw it in black and white. Maybe

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that's probably probably fakier, but. But we

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also get an explanation for his weird twitching,

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which is when he got bit like his. brain essentially

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kind of like rewired itself to be more spider

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than man so we had to relearn to be a man uh

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we had to relearn how to walk and like move properly

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and speak hence why he talks like a caricature

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of a gum like a gumshoe from the movies because

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that's how he retaught himself to speak i called

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it I mean, I'm glad they explained it. It does

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make sense. I mean, I think it could have been

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easily just that he's a guy from the 20s, 30s

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who like talks weird. I mean, they all did in

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those movies. But yeah, I mean, I like that,

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you know, it was a relearning how to integrate

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into society concept. I think that's kind of

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cool because they could have just easily hand

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waved that away. One thing that I was curious

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about, he does a lot of back posing. Do spiders

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go on their backs a lot? Like, well, when you

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like smack a spider. and yeah like it gets all

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curly yeah it's always on its back like those

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legs don't go the other way no but i mean why

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was he doing death poses yeah as an alive guy

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because nicholas cage is a character actor yeah

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because it's awesome it was awesome i can almost

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guarantee you not in the script i will say it's

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it's pretty hard to get um like video recordings

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of any of these shows because there's all this

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like drm shit to protect it but i am definitely

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going to find a way to get footage of him doing

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those poses because it's fantastic yeah it's

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some of my favorite body work he's done maybe

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ever um these two episodes in particular are

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fucking crushing it for that yeah what else has

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he really done like great like body and movement

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stuff we get his sneakiness in uh yeah peggy

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sue i mean he does some body stuff in um long

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legs renfield long legs and renfield yeah that

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might be the most of it i mean he's pretty fucking

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wild in vampire's kiss but it's less like herky

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jerky yeah quote unquote spider poses wild at

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heart yeah a lot of kicking and flipping yeah

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that was definitely his most like cool closing

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other than con air but con air he's more just

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like roundhouse kicking yeah more or physically

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active yeah oh jean -claude van damme yeah so

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yeah the the kg motions so good it fits so well

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in the the story and also just gave us gave us

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what we wanted yes Like a Spider -Man man joke.

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It just gave us what we were all asking for.

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What the people want. I really noticed in this

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back half of the series, they played to the black

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and white so much better. I felt there's like,

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especially when we get into the lab, the like

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the horse side of things. yeah the scenery really

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kind of uh gives itself up to it a lot better

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yeah there's a shot of him being dragged down

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the stairs and it's just his feet in the rain

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in the dark and it's really pretty amazing that's

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in that's in the next episode but yeah yeah um

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okay so the big reveal from the first or the

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the jesus christ our second episode about episodes

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three and four God, this is a horrible way to

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have to talk about it. It is. I'm going to let

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you do it. Is that Lonnie Lincoln Tombstone reveals

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that they have all been seeing Doc Faber. So

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all signs point to this doctor and they decide

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to go and do some snooping. Yep. And snoop they

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do. Yeah, they. Well, so I was reviewing my notes.

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Yeah. So like Robbie goes in to ask the doc some

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questions after Robbie gets. His second article

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published. Mm hmm. He uses his credentials at

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the Bugle to get in. So I think his second one's

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been published by this point. Doc Faber has like

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an older bodyguard slash secretary that's very

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protective of her. But while they're talking

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to Robbie, the spider spiders his way very in

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an old man fashion. Yeah. Into. Into her office

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to like start snooping. Yeah, so Ben climbs through

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the window. He doesn't spider in. He doesn't

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have the mask on or anything. That's true. He

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just comes in from the roof. He did climb onto

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the roof to get there, but yes. But he stumbles

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in through the window. And yeah, when Robbie

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can't distract the doctor any longer while Nick

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is or Ben is digging through and finding all

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of the secret drawers and stuff of that nature,

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the doctor bursts back in. ben has secreted the

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uh you that's a gross way he's secreted the files

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the files out through the window uh he does like

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a really crazy like uh crazy person thing yeah

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that little hand motion uh josie and i were talking

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about the second floor The second floor. Some

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people online were saying that they suspect it

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was like an homage to David Lynch's fire walk

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with me stuff. I saw that, too, actually. And

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some people kicked it back to like also doing

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things like that in a. He did that with long

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legs, with long legs as well. The face covering

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thing. Yeah. So definitely a thing that Nick

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does, but it very much could be inspired by some

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David Lynch. yeah weirdness which you know fair

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enough doesn't surprise me yeah i would expect

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that from him to pull something from david lynch's

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world but her assistant ogden recognizes him

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because he recognizes him from france from the

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pow camp yeah which gives us the reveal that

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he's actually one of the pows that was saved

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but he got experimented on and his superpower

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is oldness aging yeah rapidly no one ages like

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ogden ages i don't think we get that right away

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there but maybe not no that's at the beginning

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of the next episode but yeah but uh ben and robbie

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get away with the files and they're able to look

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over the all of that back at the the office later

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so after that it goes into just a return to megawatt

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who's been broken out of prison at this point

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okay so megawatt in the first episode that we

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meet him in episode four i was like he's like

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so on the nose for this show and i hate him yeah

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he's so fucking annoying and then in this episode

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i was like he still is annoying as shit and i

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love him everything he does is just so annoying

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it's like 11 just peaking all the time all the

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time he's always quoting shakespeare he's super

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like theatrical weak but you know kudos to the

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writers we get a reason that he wants to be a

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broadway performer but is instead uh just a subway

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subway driver right right so he's getting beat

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up in the in the joint you know yeah making mouthing

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off the fucking cops as you do he gets beat up

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quite a bit but then silvermane and his crew

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show up oh that's right because they've recruited

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tombstone yeah yeah they've uh flint recruited

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tombstone flint tombstone show up they uh beat

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up the cops and take him out to uh go meet silvermane

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who makes him a deal and then megawatt kills

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a guard with a kiss and it's weird that's exactly

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how i wrote it he kissed him to death Yeah, he

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did. He shocked him while kissing him. One of

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my notes was one of my notes was about Tombstone

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and Sandman. I said, oh, Exima man and the bumps

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back together again. Well, after but speaking

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of it being weird, your note of it being weird.

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As soon as that happens, I think it just cuts

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to Silverman who goes, oh, it's weird. Yeah,

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he did. I loved his expression. Brendan Gleeson

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is so good. He's clearly my favorite actor in

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this other than Nicolas Cage. Sorry. I love that

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he's doing. an irish accent yeah it's like you

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could just be irish but no no you gotta amp it

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up with a little extra irishness yeah oh okay

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sorry i've got to back up for a second one of

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my favorite lines of this entire fucking episode

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is when robbie goes to the hospital to try and

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like confront the doctor right so he's talking

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to this shitty racist nurse at the desk oh yeah

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and she's just ignoring him and ignoring him

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he shows his credentials and she's like begrudgingly

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you know this and she's reading all quiet on

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the western front and he just goes he says paul

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dies paul dies at the end and walks away yeah

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probably it's just my favorite character in this

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entire show in like the third or fourth episode

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when he goes and talks to the editor at the bugle

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and he's leaving i was like do i have this open

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or closed closed and he just walks away with

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the door open oh my god yeah i love just the

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kind of snarky dickishness that most people have

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in this Like almost everybody is a little snarky

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and a little dickish and it's terrific. It is

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terrific. The only people who are never that

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way, I think are like Flint. Flint is just like

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a good guy who keeps getting like his heart broken

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and doesn't know what to do. Right. It throws

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in with the wrong crowd. I do want to say I do

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enjoy the three core characters of. ben robbie

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and janet uh because before they go and steal

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the files ben comes in and like they tell him

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it's so good like you know they tell him all

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the stuff they learned in about the doc and lonnie

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and like you know they have a lead like well

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what are we waiting for he's like you asshole

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yeah i love also when he's he's sort of like

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he makes these leaps of you know intelligence

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or whatever and they're like whoa well that's

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why you're the detective that's why your name

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is on the door and he's like okay so you already

00:19:48.880 --> 00:19:55.700
knew yeah oh god yeah yeah there's there's good

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uh good interplay between all the characters

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yeah i mean i think it really looks like they're

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fun and comfortable around each other right like

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janet and robbie seem like actual friends who

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understand the banter that they would have in

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this like long -term relationship it feels very

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real it's cool i mean it's very easy energy and

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like salty at the same time yeah yeah the characters

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have history beyond episode one right which is

00:20:21.579 --> 00:20:26.440
nice yeah oh after uh they break uh megawatt

00:20:26.440 --> 00:20:30.559
out and everything uh it just goes back to ben

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showing up at silver mains and then they talk

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uh some mad shit to each other uh that's right

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yeah flint comes in and kind of like gets in

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ben's face and then like he leaves oh and we

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get another hot dog line yeah we get another

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hot dog line that's good i love the hot dogs

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in this i'm still disgusted by the way he eats

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them some gross maybe it's like how spiders eat

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a hot maybe spiders eat a hot dog yeah just goes

00:20:56.099 --> 00:20:57.900
for the gooeyness i was gonna say he eats them

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like a spider For those of you who haven't watched

00:21:00.529 --> 00:21:02.690
the show, he like he just wraps him in webbing

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and then just like sucks it out with a straw.

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Yeah. Yeah. So he just confronts him about like

00:21:13.269 --> 00:21:15.950
knowing about him and Kat. And then, yeah, exactly.

00:21:16.049 --> 00:21:19.430
Ben leaves him with a hot dog at the game is

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better than a roast beef at the Met or the Ritz.

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Yeah. Which is great. Think about it. Yeah. It's

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a good one. You get to live and have fun. Right.

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Hot dog or roast beef at the Ritz. What kind

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of life is that? Stuck under the thumb of silver,

00:21:34.279 --> 00:21:40.660
man. Yep. And that's where they just disappear.

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Ben goes up, talks to Kat back at her place.

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They talk about the doctor, and then they're

00:21:47.299 --> 00:21:50.900
like, oh, we got to run away. Let's go to France.

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We'll get out of here together. Oh, they're going

00:21:53.299 --> 00:22:00.680
to go to Santorini. Santorini, yeah. I can't

00:22:00.680 --> 00:22:08.480
remember what gives Kat the idea to go to the

00:22:08.480 --> 00:22:11.359
dock. It's Lonnie Tombstone. He goes and talks

00:22:11.359 --> 00:22:13.900
to her and is like... It's coming up. Yeah, yeah.

00:22:14.140 --> 00:22:17.740
It's later. Kat's packing. Lonnie shows up and

00:22:17.740 --> 00:22:21.299
takes her to Flint, who shows that he's a henchman

00:22:21.299 --> 00:22:24.200
for life. They almost kill Kat by toppling some

00:22:24.200 --> 00:22:26.599
platforms. Oh, that's right. Lonnie tells her

00:22:26.599 --> 00:22:31.380
about the doctor then. And that's about how the

00:22:31.380 --> 00:22:33.640
doctor is trying to find a cure. And the spider

00:22:33.640 --> 00:22:37.599
could be the key to the cure because he's the

00:22:37.599 --> 00:22:40.039
only one who hasn't degraded or anything. Yeah.

00:22:40.119 --> 00:22:42.660
So then Kat disappears and goes and tells the

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doctor. A lot of rain in these two episodes.

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Yes. Rain is best. Rain is great. Yeah. It really

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comes out really well. In the black and white.

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In the black and white. It's fucking awesome.

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I mean, best, best shot of the rain. is the opening

00:22:58.950 --> 00:23:03.509
for episode eight. But I agree. But here in episode

00:23:03.509 --> 00:23:05.910
five, this is pretty good rain, too. It's good

00:23:05.910 --> 00:23:08.190
rain. Episode six has good rain, too. We'll get

00:23:08.190 --> 00:23:11.250
into that in a second. So that's the that's the

00:23:11.250 --> 00:23:13.049
whole of the episode. Like nothing else happens.

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She meets the doctor there at the office as the

00:23:15.809 --> 00:23:18.170
doctor is cleaning up and getting ready to flee

00:23:18.170 --> 00:23:21.410
and tells her that she knows that Ben Reilly

00:23:21.410 --> 00:23:24.250
is the spider. Yeah. What did you guys think

00:23:24.250 --> 00:23:26.809
of the doctor in her performance in general in

00:23:26.809 --> 00:23:28.210
this episode? I mean, we can talk about it in

00:23:28.210 --> 00:23:31.529
both. In this episode, it's, you know, menacing,

00:23:31.609 --> 00:23:34.150
but fairly sedate. We don't get any like really

00:23:34.150 --> 00:23:39.190
good, like mad scientist vibes till the next

00:23:39.190 --> 00:23:41.589
episode. Next episode definitely amps it up.

00:23:41.849 --> 00:23:45.190
I do like the way it sets it all up for that,

00:23:45.250 --> 00:23:47.750
where it's like she does feel a little unhinged

00:23:47.750 --> 00:23:49.369
and she does feel like there's some sort of weird

00:23:49.369 --> 00:23:53.230
complication with Ogden, you know, so. yeah she's

00:23:53.230 --> 00:23:57.190
very much a goal -oriented business lady yeah

00:23:57.190 --> 00:24:00.829
and i mean you do get the vibe that she is doing

00:24:00.829 --> 00:24:04.250
like she does want to help these people yeah

00:24:04.250 --> 00:24:06.230
she wants to help them because she's trying to

00:24:06.230 --> 00:24:08.910
help yeah we i mean we learned that we learned

00:24:08.910 --> 00:24:12.349
why in the next episode but i do think like even

00:24:12.349 --> 00:24:15.410
when uh robbie's interviewing her i don't get

00:24:15.410 --> 00:24:18.630
the feeling that she's trying to weaponize the

00:24:18.630 --> 00:24:22.299
superhumans at all she seems like she's trying

00:24:22.299 --> 00:24:27.160
to help yeah yeah she she does have good motivations

00:24:27.160 --> 00:24:30.920
but her execution is a little bit lacking yeah

00:24:30.920 --> 00:24:34.480
so yeah so then it rolls into episode six um

00:24:34.480 --> 00:24:38.339
and we've got another good rain shot rain pouring

00:24:38.339 --> 00:24:42.359
down on this random guy in an alley um which

00:24:42.359 --> 00:24:46.859
turns out to be ogden the assistant hoggy going

00:24:46.859 --> 00:24:51.500
to uh Talk to Ben Reilly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So

00:24:51.500 --> 00:24:54.079
Ben's just packing up to leave. Gets a little

00:24:54.079 --> 00:24:56.880
knock on the door. You know, while he's got his

00:24:56.880 --> 00:24:59.400
spider mask in his hand, he's getting ready to

00:24:59.400 --> 00:25:02.660
leave the whole life behind. Santorini. Live

00:25:02.660 --> 00:25:06.819
on Santorini with Kat. Opens the door. It's Ogden.

00:25:06.940 --> 00:25:10.480
Whoa. He tells his story about being experimented

00:25:10.480 --> 00:25:12.500
on and how it's just making him old, which is

00:25:12.500 --> 00:25:15.240
a shitty superpower. And I don't think he says

00:25:15.240 --> 00:25:18.819
that, but we all know it. We also get the line

00:25:18.819 --> 00:25:23.279
of him having recognized Ben. Yeah, yeah. He

00:25:23.279 --> 00:25:27.019
changed his name. War history. Yeah, I like that.

00:25:27.099 --> 00:25:29.099
I like that they do mention the name change.

00:25:29.240 --> 00:25:32.259
So I think we can kind of check that off as like

00:25:32.259 --> 00:25:34.339
he is probably Peter Parker changed his name

00:25:34.339 --> 00:25:38.339
to avoid all the, you know, people following

00:25:38.339 --> 00:25:40.960
up on him because he got weird spider powers.

00:25:41.000 --> 00:25:43.880
Yeah, definitely trying to distance himself from

00:25:43.880 --> 00:25:46.140
that, which is also stupid because to change

00:25:46.140 --> 00:25:48.269
your name, you. legally change it with the government

00:25:48.269 --> 00:25:51.460
it's not like it's a big leap to be I don't know.

00:25:51.480 --> 00:25:53.440
In the 20s, you could just start calling yourself.

00:25:53.539 --> 00:25:54.880
You could just call yourself something else.

00:25:54.880 --> 00:25:56.839
It wouldn't take too much to get like a piece

00:25:56.839 --> 00:25:59.920
of paper reprinted. That's fair. Forgery wasn't

00:25:59.920 --> 00:26:02.559
as complicated as it is now. All right. All right.

00:26:02.579 --> 00:26:05.460
I'll give it to you. No holographic blacklight

00:26:05.460 --> 00:26:09.140
imagery. So now he's been Riley. No microchips.

00:26:09.619 --> 00:26:12.980
Come on, Peter. It's the 20s. No 5G in my blood.

00:26:13.599 --> 00:26:15.839
Hot dog at the game is better than roast beef

00:26:15.839 --> 00:26:21.349
at the Ritz, you fool. Come on. Hmm. Yeah. oh

00:26:21.349 --> 00:26:23.470
one of the things that i i just was thinking

00:26:23.470 --> 00:26:25.130
about visuals in this because this episode is

00:26:25.130 --> 00:26:27.990
very like stark strong visuals i mean it's like

00:26:27.990 --> 00:26:32.470
a horror show but all the wavy glass oh yeah

00:26:32.470 --> 00:26:34.789
in all these old buildings i'm so glad they did

00:26:34.789 --> 00:26:36.990
that because it's like it feels so true you know

00:26:36.990 --> 00:26:39.670
you're looking at the the you know editor -in

00:26:39.670 --> 00:26:41.930
-chief at the bugle and he's all like warped

00:26:41.930 --> 00:26:43.990
and funny looking because that glass and it's

00:26:43.990 --> 00:26:46.569
just it's interesting how like glass technology

00:26:46.569 --> 00:26:50.359
changed and they bothered to do that yeah I mean,

00:26:50.380 --> 00:26:53.059
it looks way better. It does. It adds so much

00:26:53.059 --> 00:26:57.460
environmental character to the way everything

00:26:57.460 --> 00:27:02.319
is shot. Totally. Yeah. Yeah, so what? Ogden

00:27:02.319 --> 00:27:04.700
tries to convince him to help. He doesn't want

00:27:04.700 --> 00:27:06.759
to help. And then he's like, I'll just drug you

00:27:06.759 --> 00:27:10.599
instead. So he slips him with a needle and drags

00:27:10.599 --> 00:27:12.960
his body out, which is where we get cool boots

00:27:12.960 --> 00:27:14.559
running downstairs. Boots going down the stairs.

00:27:14.680 --> 00:27:16.420
Boots in a puddle. Boots in a puddle. This is

00:27:16.420 --> 00:27:18.720
also where we get the first time that, like,

00:27:19.200 --> 00:27:21.319
Ben claims that the only reason he was ever the

00:27:21.319 --> 00:27:23.640
spider was for, you know, the thrill of it, not

00:27:23.640 --> 00:27:27.200
because he's a. Yeah. Yeah. He tries playing

00:27:27.200 --> 00:27:31.720
it off. Right. So also, I just have to say, as

00:27:31.720 --> 00:27:34.259
he's packing all this shit, he has a drawer that's

00:27:34.259 --> 00:27:36.400
just full of pillowcases. It's so many pillowcases.

00:27:36.640 --> 00:27:38.559
Did you notice that? It's like, what the fuck?

00:27:38.599 --> 00:27:42.339
You have a single bed. Yeah. One pillow. Maybe

00:27:42.339 --> 00:27:44.339
they were all Ruby's favorite pillowcases. Maybe,

00:27:44.359 --> 00:27:47.319
yeah. Gotta keep your Ruby photo somewhere. That's

00:27:47.319 --> 00:27:48.920
right. Under all the pillowcases that remind

00:27:48.920 --> 00:27:51.000
you of her. Yep, so you tuck it back in when

00:27:51.000 --> 00:27:53.759
you go to leave with Kat. Leave that Ruby photo.

00:27:54.839 --> 00:27:57.240
Weird, you ding -a -ling. Yeah, I like how he

00:27:57.240 --> 00:28:01.440
keeps the photo of his dead fiancée at the bottom

00:28:01.440 --> 00:28:04.099
of a cupboard with his money. Yeah, just hidden.

00:28:05.000 --> 00:28:06.799
so yeah then you get into the horror show shit

00:28:06.799 --> 00:28:09.059
of it so they have a secret lab yeah he's dragged

00:28:09.059 --> 00:28:11.779
down to the lab he's all restrained they like

00:28:11.779 --> 00:28:14.980
bandage up his hands so he can't web stuff and

00:28:14.980 --> 00:28:18.819
then they uh cuff him down to the bed and you

00:28:18.819 --> 00:28:22.400
know pretty good pretty good uh effort put into

00:28:22.400 --> 00:28:26.380
it and faber explains everything yeah yeah classic

00:28:26.380 --> 00:28:28.940
villain style i love how many times in my notes

00:28:28.940 --> 00:28:32.420
i got to just type out so and so explains everything

00:28:32.420 --> 00:28:35.319
it's like oh perfect you know it's funny let's

00:28:35.319 --> 00:28:37.680
not skimp on the narrative there would be certain

00:28:37.680 --> 00:28:39.740
shows that that would really piss me off but

00:28:39.740 --> 00:28:41.799
for some reason in this one i'm like yeah it

00:28:41.799 --> 00:28:44.460
just works i don't know like now i'm gonna explain

00:28:44.460 --> 00:28:47.460
my whole thing it's part of the trope of like

00:28:47.460 --> 00:28:49.700
early filmmaking as well which i think helps

00:28:49.700 --> 00:28:53.500
sure and unlike other things i've seen recently

00:28:53.500 --> 00:28:57.130
it's not just It still feels naturalistic, like

00:28:57.130 --> 00:28:58.970
people talking to each other rather than just

00:28:58.970 --> 00:29:01.930
people monologuing at each other, which is all

00:29:01.930 --> 00:29:05.029
the Mandalorian Grogu was, was just like characters

00:29:05.029 --> 00:29:09.069
talking about themselves in the general direction

00:29:09.069 --> 00:29:12.630
of other characters. Mm hmm. so yeah then i mean

00:29:12.630 --> 00:29:15.430
we get a lot of like weird experimentation on

00:29:15.430 --> 00:29:17.930
him we get more flashbacks yeah we get that first

00:29:17.930 --> 00:29:21.690
flashback of him like exploring his hand wound

00:29:21.690 --> 00:29:24.609
and pulling the web goop out of it like yeah

00:29:24.609 --> 00:29:27.150
gets all this is where he like does the most

00:29:27.150 --> 00:29:30.349
of those like little body ticks yeah pulls his

00:29:30.349 --> 00:29:32.750
webbing out that's great talking to the general

00:29:32.750 --> 00:29:34.549
or whoever it is yeah the whole time he's just

00:29:34.549 --> 00:29:38.829
like trying to keep it under control and yeah

00:29:38.829 --> 00:29:42.130
i thought that costume for the general or whatever

00:29:42.130 --> 00:29:45.309
was super weird until josie pulled up like a

00:29:45.309 --> 00:29:47.609
photo because she also thought it was super weird

00:29:47.609 --> 00:29:49.109
is that what they looked like yeah they just

00:29:49.109 --> 00:29:52.750
kind of had that sort of like weird outfit with

00:29:52.750 --> 00:29:56.109
those like tall hats and everything and like

00:29:56.109 --> 00:30:01.089
the big uh neck thing you know early hugo boss

00:30:01.089 --> 00:30:03.529
kind of stuff right before the nazis made that

00:30:03.529 --> 00:30:07.660
not cool right Yeah, so we get all that kind

00:30:07.660 --> 00:30:10.180
of an explanation that, you know, they were going

00:30:10.180 --> 00:30:13.019
to do a bunch of shit to his body to find out

00:30:13.019 --> 00:30:15.140
what was going on. But they didn't do a good

00:30:15.140 --> 00:30:17.500
enough job. Ben says like they pulled him apart

00:30:17.500 --> 00:30:20.619
and like took all his shit out and put it back

00:30:20.619 --> 00:30:24.259
and just really fucked with him. Yep. So then

00:30:24.259 --> 00:30:27.359
she takes his blood. Yep. Yeah, she takes his

00:30:27.359 --> 00:30:29.599
blood. It's super normal blood. That's frustrating.

00:30:29.940 --> 00:30:32.880
Which means let's look at some more shit. Yeah.

00:30:33.660 --> 00:30:36.000
What do you think it is? His pancreas? Well,

00:30:36.160 --> 00:30:38.059
I mean, they explain it's liver. She says his

00:30:38.059 --> 00:30:43.240
liver. It's right there on the Petri dish. Oh,

00:30:43.400 --> 00:30:46.180
that's right. Liver enzyme. I'm more appropriate

00:30:46.180 --> 00:30:48.440
to call it a Riley dish at this point. That's

00:30:48.440 --> 00:30:53.710
right. Not a Pete. Pete. We changed the name.

00:30:53.710 --> 00:30:57.529
So you both have a bad joke. Yeah, but mine's

00:30:57.529 --> 00:31:02.210
intentionally awful. Oh, mine wasn't good. I

00:31:02.210 --> 00:31:04.829
didn't think it was good. Just unintentionally

00:31:04.829 --> 00:31:10.650
not as good as you hoped. Oh, still better than

00:31:10.650 --> 00:31:14.809
mine. I loved when he's getting knocked out and

00:31:14.809 --> 00:31:16.210
they're like, he's trying to say something. He

00:31:16.210 --> 00:31:24.049
just goes, I love ravioli. That's so good. Oh,

00:31:24.130 --> 00:31:27.730
we're going to get you so much ravioli. I don't

00:31:27.730 --> 00:31:29.990
know how many lines Nick Cage just like got to

00:31:29.990 --> 00:31:32.170
make up. I don't know, but I hope, I hope there

00:31:32.170 --> 00:31:34.369
was a good number. Yeah. I hope they let him

00:31:34.369 --> 00:31:37.130
do. Ravioli seems definitely like something he

00:31:37.130 --> 00:31:41.170
would do. It feels like it. Yeah. um so yeah

00:31:41.170 --> 00:31:44.049
he gets drugged and he has like crazy dreams

00:31:44.049 --> 00:31:48.089
with like spider legs crawling out of his face

00:31:48.089 --> 00:31:51.890
we get like the horror of this this is coming

00:31:51.890 --> 00:31:54.789
from his wounds the mask turning into a spider

00:31:54.789 --> 00:31:57.509
like yeah we get some real good like cronenberg

00:31:57.509 --> 00:32:02.349
-esque uh body horror in this uh like if the

00:32:02.349 --> 00:32:04.670
ether mask like the legs grow out of it like

00:32:04.990 --> 00:32:07.650
turn into a tarantula on his face she cuts him

00:32:07.650 --> 00:32:10.029
open like spiders just pour out of the wounds

00:32:10.029 --> 00:32:12.009
i know i don't even dislike spiders and i was

00:32:12.009 --> 00:32:14.490
pretty like yucked out it's pretty gross oh no

00:32:14.490 --> 00:32:17.470
the body horror in this episode was so good absolutely

00:32:17.470 --> 00:32:20.750
we get a return of man spider in the dream yeah

00:32:20.750 --> 00:32:24.230
welcome back man spider i love man spider uh

00:32:24.230 --> 00:32:27.130
the only part of this whole sequence that i really

00:32:27.130 --> 00:32:30.970
didn't care for was like just when he was tiny

00:32:30.970 --> 00:32:33.329
like running away from the car and stuff it just

00:32:33.329 --> 00:32:35.829
it didn't look great but the rest of it was so

00:32:35.829 --> 00:32:38.569
good i liked tiny because it put like everything

00:32:38.569 --> 00:32:42.210
that's been happening to him up like uh almost

00:32:42.210 --> 00:32:45.410
like he was seeing it on movie screens and so

00:32:45.410 --> 00:32:47.829
he was reliving everything that's been going

00:32:47.829 --> 00:32:50.990
on with him through that yeah uh kind of i just

00:32:50.990 --> 00:32:54.869
didn't think visually like the car just the cg

00:32:54.869 --> 00:32:56.589
world it's maybe a little bit weak but i like

00:32:56.589 --> 00:33:00.079
the concept of it yeah But we also got to see

00:33:00.079 --> 00:33:04.059
him interacting with Ruby and she calls him a

00:33:04.059 --> 00:33:06.240
ding -a -ling, which I really liked. And then

00:33:06.240 --> 00:33:08.859
he's wearing a nerd outfit. Looks like such a

00:33:08.859 --> 00:33:13.839
dork. Yeah, she also talks like a caricature,

00:33:13.940 --> 00:33:17.160
but it's his memory, so that makes sense. So

00:33:17.160 --> 00:33:20.500
then it all kind of boils down to Eczema Boy

00:33:20.500 --> 00:33:25.000
and the Bumps and Megawatt. coming to collect

00:33:25.000 --> 00:33:27.480
more supers right talk to the doctor find out

00:33:27.480 --> 00:33:29.980
there's other so ben wakes up he's you know clearly

00:33:29.980 --> 00:33:34.119
been operated on he uh manages to get his wrist

00:33:34.119 --> 00:33:38.019
free nobody's around so he like after a few attempts

00:33:38.019 --> 00:33:41.460
is able to sling up those keys and get himself

00:33:41.460 --> 00:33:46.680
uh unrestrained and starts like uh trying to

00:33:46.680 --> 00:33:49.910
get himself out while uh downstairs like favor

00:33:49.910 --> 00:33:53.769
finds a cure cures ogden so he looks like he's

00:33:53.769 --> 00:33:57.009
dirty then like tells him you know hey we got

00:33:57.009 --> 00:34:00.369
to get out of here but uh we're gonna have to

00:34:00.369 --> 00:34:03.930
torch the place and get rid of him because he's

00:34:03.930 --> 00:34:07.210
a loose end so ogden's like i'll do it i'll i'll

00:34:07.210 --> 00:34:09.130
go up there and look him in the eye soldier to

00:34:09.130 --> 00:34:12.880
soldier And at the same time, like all of Silvermane's

00:34:12.880 --> 00:34:15.760
crew and entourage is showing up. So we get,

00:34:15.820 --> 00:34:17.920
you know, little jumps back and forth between

00:34:17.920 --> 00:34:21.480
the three sections of the scene with them coming

00:34:21.480 --> 00:34:26.840
in. I love this. I love the sequence where Ogden

00:34:26.840 --> 00:34:30.820
and Peter Ogden and Ben are like escaping in

00:34:30.820 --> 00:34:33.420
the elevator. And then we get. silvermane coming

00:34:33.420 --> 00:34:36.000
to the elevator the doors open and silvermane

00:34:36.000 --> 00:34:38.780
and the crew walk in and you're like okay these

00:34:38.780 --> 00:34:40.880
things are happening at different times like

00:34:40.880 --> 00:34:42.960
this isn't like we're cutting back and forth

00:34:42.960 --> 00:34:44.860
between times and then they leave the elevator

00:34:44.860 --> 00:34:47.960
or no then they have robbie's paper which is

00:34:47.960 --> 00:34:49.539
how they found the place because robbie printed

00:34:49.539 --> 00:34:54.340
and a little bit of goo like hits the paper i

00:34:54.340 --> 00:35:00.440
mean is blood not goo what is blood not goo Not

00:35:00.440 --> 00:35:03.000
all goo is blood, but all blood is goo. I think

00:35:03.000 --> 00:35:09.480
all blood is goo. Blood is good. I like blood

00:35:09.480 --> 00:35:14.920
is good. Ben, Ben bitered his way up on the ceiling

00:35:14.920 --> 00:35:17.880
with Ogden. Like, I thought that was a nice little

00:35:17.880 --> 00:35:23.059
like sequence. uh yeah i did too um i like when

00:35:23.059 --> 00:35:26.340
the the gang shows up and lonnie walks up to

00:35:26.340 --> 00:35:28.320
the door and he's just like these doors just

00:35:28.320 --> 00:35:30.480
keep getting bigger and it still just is like

00:35:30.480 --> 00:35:35.400
just still rips it right off the hinges uh yeah

00:35:35.400 --> 00:35:37.639
and then silverman goes down confronts the uh

00:35:37.639 --> 00:35:41.820
the doctor about all this yeah she's like uh

00:35:41.820 --> 00:35:45.579
or he's like i want to see all the other like

00:35:45.579 --> 00:35:47.219
soldiers you've helped and she's like well they're

00:35:47.219 --> 00:35:49.199
all right back here and then it's all just like

00:35:49.199 --> 00:35:53.059
busted up bodies and like back to tanks and stuff

00:35:53.059 --> 00:35:57.460
yeah guy with shrimp feet in his mouth uh which

00:35:57.460 --> 00:35:59.380
could happen to you a bunch of gross fuckers

00:35:59.380 --> 00:36:02.500
yeah yeah and then uh megawatt's like oh you're

00:36:02.500 --> 00:36:04.820
not helping them you're just killing making monsters

00:36:04.820 --> 00:36:08.280
and killing them so he shocks the doctor and

00:36:09.210 --> 00:36:11.630
that's when ogden shows back up and he's like

00:36:11.630 --> 00:36:15.889
you can't shock my mommy and he shoots a megawatt

00:36:15.889 --> 00:36:19.349
and then megawatt's like you you can't shoot

00:36:19.349 --> 00:36:21.650
me you can't shoot me so he like goes to like

00:36:21.650 --> 00:36:24.969
take them all down and like the gun gets knocked

00:36:24.969 --> 00:36:27.409
out of his hand and a fire starts and everybody

00:36:27.409 --> 00:36:29.989
is on the ground and then silvermane's like let's

00:36:29.989 --> 00:36:31.889
get out of here this place sucks and so they

00:36:31.889 --> 00:36:35.260
leave But before that, Ben has stolen the antidote.

00:36:35.260 --> 00:36:38.199
Yeah, Ben went back, got his clothes and stuff,

00:36:38.320 --> 00:36:41.320
stole the antidote, stole the liver Petri dish,

00:36:41.440 --> 00:36:43.460
which doesn't matter anymore because took his

00:36:43.460 --> 00:36:45.239
name off of it, which then it gets blown up anyway.

00:36:45.300 --> 00:36:47.559
Who cares? Yeah, but it was good of him to like

00:36:47.559 --> 00:36:51.719
cover his tracks. Yeah. And then we see Ben outside

00:36:51.719 --> 00:36:55.079
and the place explodes and Silverman's crew escapes

00:36:55.079 --> 00:36:57.400
and probably get pretty drunk. I don't know.

00:36:57.440 --> 00:36:59.739
Yeah. Episode six in the can. Everyone lives

00:36:59.739 --> 00:37:02.280
happily ever after. Yep. i think it was good

00:37:02.280 --> 00:37:04.099
i think it's uh like the horror stuff played

00:37:04.099 --> 00:37:06.260
really well for me i liked that i think it's

00:37:06.260 --> 00:37:07.539
interesting because it's very different than

00:37:07.539 --> 00:37:09.639
the first four episodes i think there's a lot

00:37:09.639 --> 00:37:12.519
of like the interpersonal play between all these

00:37:12.519 --> 00:37:14.699
different characters it kind of develops more

00:37:14.699 --> 00:37:17.840
i think it was solid two episodes yeah and i

00:37:17.840 --> 00:37:21.719
liked the uh diversity in like locations and

00:37:21.719 --> 00:37:25.440
stuff getting that uh the secret warehouse laboratory

00:37:25.440 --> 00:37:28.570
thing gave a lot of like opportunities for different

00:37:28.570 --> 00:37:31.670
like depths and like field of vision kind of

00:37:31.670 --> 00:37:34.349
things plus you know old laboratories with cool

00:37:34.349 --> 00:37:37.889
back to tanks and stuff uh awesome tanks full

00:37:37.889 --> 00:37:40.250
of monsters good i really appreciated with these

00:37:40.250 --> 00:37:44.250
two episodes that when we got the backstory it

00:37:44.250 --> 00:37:46.869
was we didn't get a full episode outside of the

00:37:46.869 --> 00:37:49.250
sequence of like him in the war we just got like

00:37:49.610 --> 00:37:52.170
maybe a combined seven minutes of backstory throughout

00:37:52.170 --> 00:37:54.429
these two episodes which is the appropriate amount

00:37:54.429 --> 00:37:56.590
yeah no given that we only had eight episodes

00:37:56.590 --> 00:37:58.590
i was really worried we'd get a whole just kind

00:37:58.590 --> 00:38:01.190
of throw away like flashback episode i think

00:38:01.190 --> 00:38:05.429
up to this point every episode has mattered well

00:38:05.429 --> 00:38:09.030
yeah like it all kind of carries this story it's

00:38:09.030 --> 00:38:11.389
been a tight show yeah i think it's a it's well

00:38:11.389 --> 00:38:14.050
done for sure and then yeah next we got the big

00:38:14.050 --> 00:38:17.969
finale two episodes so see what happens we'll

00:38:17.969 --> 00:38:20.349
see you next time next time folks uh thank you

00:38:20.349 --> 00:38:22.389
all for listening if you are interested in supporting

00:38:22.389 --> 00:38:25.030
us we are on patreon at patreon .com slash cage

00:38:25.030 --> 00:38:27.570
match uh thank you to our sparkle buddies josh

00:38:27.570 --> 00:38:30.289
josie matt adam bill stewart and willow and to

00:38:30.289 --> 00:38:33.409
our cage dancers john freeman nathan and cameron

00:38:33.409 --> 00:38:35.550
and of course thank you to bill panks for our

00:38:35.550 --> 00:38:39.989
intro music thanks bill and yeah don't get bitten

00:38:39.989 --> 00:38:43.650
by a man spider or do Or maybe do. I don't know.

00:38:43.670 --> 00:38:45.429
It seems like it worked. Radioactive man spider.

00:38:45.710 --> 00:38:50.150
Safest way to get powers. Yeah. Do it. Slop them

00:38:50.150 --> 00:38:58.449
up. Slop them up, boys. Bye. Bye.
