WEBVTT 00:00:01.710 --> 00:00:23.649 Oh, God. Oh, my God. How was your happy ending? 00:00:24.370 --> 00:00:26.530 Oh, so good. Got a nice facial. It took me 10 00:00:26.530 --> 00:00:29.429 minutes. Yeah. That was probably all cleanup 00:00:29.429 --> 00:00:32.649 time. Like they needed to mop him down. It wasn't 00:00:32.649 --> 00:00:37.070 a towel up. They mopped him down. Get the sham. 00:00:37.109 --> 00:00:40.369 Wow. The first time I got a went and got a facial, 00:00:40.530 --> 00:00:44.969 they had me down for a chest facial. What is 00:00:44.969 --> 00:00:49.450 a chest facial? It's the same exfoliation and 00:00:49.450 --> 00:00:52.369 like stuff. But on your chest, I don't know. 00:00:52.390 --> 00:00:53.710 But I'm like, I always thought that was called 00:00:53.710 --> 00:00:59.049 a pearl necklace. But that's. And we're back. 00:00:59.210 --> 00:01:02.570 And we're back. How was the show, guys? It was 00:01:02.570 --> 00:01:04.790 fun. Yeah, we had a good time. Yeah, it was a 00:01:04.790 --> 00:01:07.569 nearly full house, which was great. Awesome. 00:01:07.950 --> 00:01:09.989 Most of the reactions I got from it was like, 00:01:10.030 --> 00:01:12.250 what the fuck is this movie? Yeah. Who wrote 00:01:12.250 --> 00:01:17.629 this thing? Some guy. Yeah. Just some guy. It's 00:01:17.629 --> 00:01:20.530 an interesting movie. So we did an airing of 00:01:20.530 --> 00:01:25.180 Prisoners of Ghostland here. I love that movie. 00:01:25.280 --> 00:01:27.939 I think it's really dumb and really fun, but 00:01:27.939 --> 00:01:30.159 it feels like it should have just tried harder. 00:01:30.620 --> 00:01:33.739 Yeah, governor. It should have tried harder just 00:01:33.739 --> 00:01:36.340 being weird. Like it kind of is predictable the 00:01:36.340 --> 00:01:39.180 entire way. Yeah, pretty much. I mean, you know, 00:01:39.200 --> 00:01:42.719 you've got like an escape from New York or whatever. 00:01:42.859 --> 00:01:48.060 That's what you're watching. And the the unpredictable 00:01:48.060 --> 00:01:51.340 moments. are probably the strongest. Like when 00:01:51.340 --> 00:01:53.579 he just gets out, gets on the bike and rides 00:01:53.579 --> 00:01:57.340 away. Like, why? What's the point? And then like 00:01:57.340 --> 00:02:00.200 two seconds later, Yasujiro brings the car. He's 00:02:00.200 --> 00:02:02.920 like, hmm, time is of the essence. It's like, 00:02:03.159 --> 00:02:07.739 OK. That movie feels like it's trying way too 00:02:07.739 --> 00:02:11.580 hard to be like a cult classic. And I kind of 00:02:11.580 --> 00:02:13.319 want it to be. It's got a lot of good call and 00:02:13.319 --> 00:02:16.780 responses. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, the audience enjoyed 00:02:16.780 --> 00:02:18.840 it. I think that was the thing that I really 00:02:18.840 --> 00:02:20.800 loved about that experience is that everyone 00:02:20.800 --> 00:02:23.979 seemed to like shout at the screen just how I 00:02:23.979 --> 00:02:27.699 wanted to. Yeah. Nice. It helps that, you know, 00:02:27.699 --> 00:02:30.599 alcohol was served. Oh, absolutely. We had Pete. 00:02:30.780 --> 00:02:34.000 Yeah. That does most of the work. Heavy lifting 00:02:34.000 --> 00:02:36.900 is done. Yeah. He didn't even fall asleep. No, 00:02:36.979 --> 00:02:39.039 he stayed awake the whole movie. Yeah, it's amazing. 00:02:39.199 --> 00:02:41.180 I mean, you know, once one testicle goes, you 00:02:41.180 --> 00:02:42.520 got to wait. You got to be there for the second. 00:02:42.939 --> 00:02:49.120 You never know. It's true. One testicle. Sorry, 00:02:49.180 --> 00:02:51.439 my stupid cat needs her stupid kidneys to live. 00:02:51.819 --> 00:02:55.659 They don't have like a cat dialysis. Is that 00:02:55.659 --> 00:02:58.840 for kidneys? I'm not paying for that. Yeah. Okay. 00:02:59.219 --> 00:03:04.750 I don't know. Jesus Christ. Can you imagine a 00:03:04.750 --> 00:03:06.889 fucking cat strapped up to a machine just sitting 00:03:06.889 --> 00:03:10.750 there peacefully for hours, listening to some 00:03:10.750 --> 00:03:13.330 dude talk about fucking best goddamn chicken 00:03:13.330 --> 00:03:19.069 wings in the country and the world. Yeah. Oh, 00:03:19.310 --> 00:03:24.330 so good. I loved our real one. I'm ready to just 00:03:24.330 --> 00:03:26.110 talk about that. We'll do a movie showing of 00:03:26.110 --> 00:03:28.419 that at some point. Can we just talk about movies 00:03:28.419 --> 00:03:30.120 we like this week? Cause I don't, I don't want 00:03:30.120 --> 00:03:34.319 to talk about two 11. So, okay. I I'm actually 00:03:34.319 --> 00:03:36.960 kind of pissed about this. So I called it two 00:03:36.960 --> 00:03:40.560 11 in the car with Nick and Josie, as we were 00:03:40.560 --> 00:03:43.139 going to the movie showing last night. And apparently 00:03:43.139 --> 00:03:46.219 we're all wrong. And it is a two one one and 00:03:46.219 --> 00:03:49.199 they call it that in the movie. And when I heard 00:03:49.199 --> 00:03:53.180 it, I was like, Oh fuck. Yeah. I don't like it. 00:03:53.240 --> 00:03:55.500 When did they, when did they say it? I just watched 00:03:55.500 --> 00:03:57.719 this movie last night and I can't, i can tell 00:03:57.719 --> 00:04:03.740 you very few things about it so steve the like 00:04:03.740 --> 00:04:06.780 son -in -law of nick cage he's the one who calls 00:04:06.780 --> 00:04:09.599 it in as like we got a potential two one one 00:04:09.599 --> 00:04:12.360 in action what's a two is that a bank robbery 00:04:12.360 --> 00:04:17.899 yeah it's a robbery yeah such a dumb name for 00:04:17.899 --> 00:04:20.319 such a dumb movie also speaking of dumb things 00:04:20.319 --> 00:04:21.759 welcome back to cage match calling around about 00:04:21.759 --> 00:04:24.220 we've been meeting nicholas cage i am peaking 00:04:24.220 --> 00:04:28.879 i am No, I'm peaking. That's who I am now. That 00:04:28.879 --> 00:04:31.779 sounds racially charged. I'm Sean. Peaking Sean. 00:04:32.040 --> 00:04:36.040 Peaking Sean. For those who aren't watching the 00:04:36.040 --> 00:04:39.000 video, he does have his eyeballs taped backwards. 00:04:39.519 --> 00:04:44.480 It's for my facial. Okay. Speaking of racism, 00:04:44.699 --> 00:04:48.740 though. You're with my co -host. Nick. Speaking 00:04:48.740 --> 00:04:54.370 of racism, Nick. Yeah. and hi i'm producer peter 00:04:54.370 --> 00:04:58.029 welcome back everybody and anyone new we're sorry 00:04:58.029 --> 00:05:01.509 yeah no we're not thanks for joining in if we 00:05:01.509 --> 00:05:03.889 were truly sorry we would have stopped this long 00:05:03.889 --> 00:05:08.050 ago they so okay so the racism thing did you 00:05:08.050 --> 00:05:10.230 guys catch that moment yeah like in the beginning 00:05:10.230 --> 00:05:13.250 like when they were so hard oh yeah i thought 00:05:13.250 --> 00:05:16.110 this was just gonna be like wow okay shitty racist 00:05:16.110 --> 00:05:19.050 cop like i mean normal comes around yeah right 00:05:19.050 --> 00:05:23.079 and it it's kind of that yeah It's like, oh, 00:05:23.139 --> 00:05:26.139 we're going to hassle the homeless guy and like 00:05:26.139 --> 00:05:30.279 just search his bags for no reason. Like, I'm 00:05:30.279 --> 00:05:33.180 pretty sure about a specific line, though. Oh, 00:05:33.180 --> 00:05:37.939 oh, oh, OK. So you guys didn't catch it. Whisper 00:05:37.939 --> 00:05:39.519 it into my headphones. No, no, I'm just going 00:05:39.519 --> 00:05:41.879 to say the one where like he's like, you know, 00:05:41.879 --> 00:05:43.540 as long as, you know, you didn't marry my daughter 00:05:43.540 --> 00:05:47.040 or whatever. Yes. Yeah. It's like, oh, is it 00:05:47.040 --> 00:05:53.209 just because I'm black? No. Yeah. Yeah. I was 00:05:53.209 --> 00:05:55.110 like, I can't believe they kept that fucking 00:05:55.110 --> 00:05:58.170 line in there. That's pretty incredible. So he's 00:05:58.170 --> 00:06:01.910 just like fully racist. I mean, he's a cop. It 00:06:01.910 --> 00:06:04.170 makes sense. Yeah. You know what? I can't believe 00:06:04.170 --> 00:06:07.269 they kept in there the whole 10 minute preamble 00:06:07.269 --> 00:06:12.449 about the bank, like the money laundering in. 00:06:14.159 --> 00:06:18.079 generic middle east oh afghanistan the afghanistan 00:06:18.079 --> 00:06:22.040 scene was just stupid like why do we need this 00:06:22.040 --> 00:06:25.860 introduction this movie the first 15 minutes 00:06:25.860 --> 00:06:29.740 this movie introduces 20 characters three of 00:06:29.740 --> 00:06:32.920 which might have names yeah it's it's pretty 00:06:32.920 --> 00:06:34.920 rough okay so let's see how do we want to do 00:06:34.920 --> 00:06:37.899 the the recap of this movie like a speed run 00:06:37.899 --> 00:06:41.089 sean do you want to do sean in 60 seconds I did 00:06:41.089 --> 00:06:42.470 not have a chance to write something for this, 00:06:42.529 --> 00:06:43.889 but I do want to do the recap. This would have 00:06:43.889 --> 00:06:47.310 been the prime time for it. I had a shitty week, 00:06:47.350 --> 00:06:49.949 which is why I was going to watch this on Tuesday. 00:06:50.170 --> 00:06:54.310 But no, I do want to do this because so movie 00:06:54.310 --> 00:06:58.910 starts off Afghanistan, generic hacker type money 00:06:58.910 --> 00:07:01.069 laundering, you know, green numbers. So, you 00:07:01.069 --> 00:07:04.430 know, they're evil. They get done. They're leaving. 00:07:04.829 --> 00:07:07.269 She's doing a lot of typing for things just transferring. 00:07:07.649 --> 00:07:13.430 Yeah. They get shot up. Generic white soldiers 00:07:13.430 --> 00:07:16.529 of fortune who supposedly were left for dead. 00:07:16.610 --> 00:07:21.230 And this guy, the evil guy, the evil white guy 00:07:21.230 --> 00:07:24.370 owes a million dollars to, but he's transferred 00:07:24.370 --> 00:07:26.069 it all away because the feds were getting too 00:07:26.069 --> 00:07:28.829 close. And after they shoot him up a bunch, he's 00:07:28.829 --> 00:07:30.029 like, I'll help you get the money. And they're 00:07:30.029 --> 00:07:32.730 like, nah. And they kill him anyway, just so 00:07:32.730 --> 00:07:35.589 they could go rob a bank in the most aggressive 00:07:35.589 --> 00:07:38.949 way possible. um killing a bunch of people for 00:07:38.949 --> 00:07:42.889 no reason don't they ask him like where is it 00:07:42.889 --> 00:07:45.389 where's the money and he's like it's in banks 00:07:45.389 --> 00:07:48.209 and they're like name a bank and the first trust 00:07:48.209 --> 00:07:51.089 of chesterfield yeah and so then they just go 00:07:51.089 --> 00:07:53.329 rob that bank it's like it doesn't fucking matter 00:07:53.329 --> 00:07:56.209 what bank it's in it's all digital money yeah 00:07:56.209 --> 00:07:58.790 it's like you're not gonna go down there and 00:07:58.790 --> 00:08:02.370 be like uh steven stole a million dollars from 00:08:02.370 --> 00:08:04.750 us so we're gonna just take it out of his bank 00:08:04.750 --> 00:08:07.220 account here Just fucking taking money from a 00:08:07.220 --> 00:08:10.540 bank. Also, but it's Chesterford, Massachusetts, 00:08:10.699 --> 00:08:13.439 which is not a real place. Of course. That's 00:08:13.439 --> 00:08:15.759 good. Chesterfield didn't want it. Didn't want 00:08:15.759 --> 00:08:18.540 that on there. That stank on them. Also annoyed 00:08:18.540 --> 00:08:20.779 because it takes place in Massachusetts. You 00:08:20.779 --> 00:08:24.699 got the fucking mass hole partner. Nick Cage 00:08:24.699 --> 00:08:29.160 doesn't do a Boston accent. Yeah, I know. It's 00:08:29.160 --> 00:08:32.259 such a miss. He finally has the opportunity to 00:08:32.259 --> 00:08:35.230 do the Boston cop. and you know every once in 00:08:35.230 --> 00:08:37.509 a while he hits a like a i don't know one of 00:08:37.509 --> 00:08:41.250 those like softy a sounds uh but that's it like 00:08:41.250 --> 00:08:44.870 no no real attempt at the accent so we have this 00:08:44.870 --> 00:08:47.830 whole like five minute opening where we introduce 00:08:47.830 --> 00:08:49.350 we're introduced to the villains of the piece 00:08:49.350 --> 00:08:54.710 again outside of west uh weston cage west cage 00:08:54.710 --> 00:09:00.970 west weston um none of them are notable uh weston's 00:09:00.970 --> 00:09:04.330 only notable for being one a fucking giant and 00:09:04.330 --> 00:09:12.570 two they also assume he's not miked or they don't 00:09:12.570 --> 00:09:15.230 have a boom on him because you can't hear a thing 00:09:15.230 --> 00:09:17.889 he says the mixing on this is awful i think he's 00:09:17.889 --> 00:09:20.549 pretty bad at enunciation yeah he probably just 00:09:20.549 --> 00:09:24.490 whispers a lot he's got big whisper energy yeah 00:09:24.490 --> 00:09:26.690 i don't know why that grossed me out so much 00:09:26.690 --> 00:09:31.019 but you're right But then we cut from there to 00:09:31.019 --> 00:09:33.899 introduce our Interpol agent who has no point 00:09:33.899 --> 00:09:38.279 in this story. Whatever. No, she's just there. 00:09:39.120 --> 00:09:41.539 I mean, she gets a kill shot. Yeah, she gets 00:09:41.539 --> 00:09:44.679 a kill shot after the kid shoots the guy. Yeah. 00:09:44.940 --> 00:09:47.039 I mean, he did most of the work. You could have 00:09:47.039 --> 00:09:49.279 taken her out of this movie. This movie could 00:09:49.279 --> 00:09:52.320 have been half an hour and you could have told 00:09:52.320 --> 00:09:55.490 like the core story. yeah okay so that was my 00:09:55.490 --> 00:09:57.429 my main feeling about this entire thing is the 00:09:57.429 --> 00:10:00.009 the whole movie what the way it was filmed everything 00:10:00.009 --> 00:10:02.350 it felt like this could just be like a serialized 00:10:02.350 --> 00:10:05.330 tv show yeah and like i would have been better 00:10:05.330 --> 00:10:07.490 with that because like the ramping up of the 00:10:07.490 --> 00:10:08.990 intensity and all that kind of stuff was not 00:10:08.990 --> 00:10:12.730 terrible but like it felt like it was in 30 minute 00:10:12.730 --> 00:10:16.149 pockets you know but the plot gets dumber so 00:10:16.149 --> 00:10:19.470 then we're introduced to elliot the kid who is 00:10:19.470 --> 00:10:23.350 getting bullied and mid -swirly wasn't his name 00:10:23.350 --> 00:10:26.309 like kenny it's kenny kenneth oh kenny who's 00:10:26.309 --> 00:10:31.250 hell yeah that's how okay kenny gets dex the 00:10:31.250 --> 00:10:33.250 kid who's giving him a swirly right as a teacher 00:10:33.250 --> 00:10:36.210 walks in after kenny is screaming for help dex 00:10:36.210 --> 00:10:38.929 the kid yeah we're gonna expel your son for for 00:10:38.929 --> 00:10:42.350 hitting a kid also other kid was videotaping 00:10:42.350 --> 00:10:45.049 it just look at the kid's phone yeah so he he 00:10:45.049 --> 00:10:47.789 gets sent a ride oh my god okay hang on before 00:10:47.789 --> 00:10:52.929 that So in the expulsion conversation, the principal 00:10:52.929 --> 00:10:55.190 or whatever, there's this line that I thought 00:10:55.190 --> 00:10:59.090 was so fucking stupid. So, well, why didn't he 00:10:59.090 --> 00:11:01.110 tell anybody that he was being bullied? You know, 00:11:01.190 --> 00:11:05.590 they're like, we have a slogan here. If teens 00:11:05.590 --> 00:11:13.990 being mean to a teacher, come clean. Nobody. 00:11:15.370 --> 00:11:17.549 I want it on record and I want everyone to understand 00:11:17.549 --> 00:11:20.309 before we go any further in this recap, no one 00:11:20.309 --> 00:11:23.909 in this movie can act. No, no one. No, it was 00:11:23.909 --> 00:11:28.320 truly bad. Very, very wooden acting across. I 00:11:28.320 --> 00:11:31.139 love the almost like half second pause a lot 00:11:31.139 --> 00:11:33.759 of times in the middle of sentences while they're 00:11:33.759 --> 00:11:37.759 like injecting emotion into their lines. Yeah, 00:11:37.840 --> 00:11:39.820 it's almost like they like say the line and then 00:11:39.820 --> 00:11:43.720 look over like, did I get it? Oh, even better. 00:11:43.779 --> 00:11:47.860 Did you guys catch the extras who were like waiting 00:11:47.860 --> 00:11:50.159 for action? So they they've started filming. 00:11:50.340 --> 00:11:54.480 There's. When Beardo is setting the C4 in the 00:11:54.480 --> 00:11:58.320 cafe, it cuts from the waitress to him. And the 00:11:58.320 --> 00:12:01.279 extra behind him is just holding a fork of food 00:12:01.279 --> 00:12:04.019 in his mouth, just hovering, waiting for action 00:12:04.019 --> 00:12:07.320 to take a bite. And it's just like, yeah, Josie 00:12:07.320 --> 00:12:11.620 noticed that too. Just like, do I put it in now? 00:12:12.159 --> 00:12:15.000 Later after the cafe explodes and you're seeing 00:12:15.000 --> 00:12:18.139 the wreckage, there's one extra who like is just 00:12:18.139 --> 00:12:21.840 laying there. Then like. jerks up looks around 00:12:21.840 --> 00:12:23.080 like he's supposed to be doing something stands 00:12:23.080 --> 00:12:26.580 up and then like start shambling away yeah there 00:12:26.580 --> 00:12:28.080 were a lot of these moments where it's just somebody 00:12:28.080 --> 00:12:30.320 sort of like it feels like they're frozen and 00:12:30.320 --> 00:12:33.659 then all of a sudden start moving yeah oh god 00:12:33.659 --> 00:12:37.379 but then we are introduced to the bank manager 00:12:37.379 --> 00:12:43.220 and his wife he has to go in today um he gets 00:12:43.220 --> 00:12:46.440 murdered later for being the bank manager This 00:12:46.440 --> 00:12:48.139 is one of the sins of these kinds of movies. 00:12:48.220 --> 00:12:50.860 Like, I don't care about his backstory. I don't 00:12:50.860 --> 00:12:52.360 care that he was going to go have fancy dinner 00:12:52.360 --> 00:12:54.879 for their anniversary. Was it even that? Or is 00:12:54.879 --> 00:12:57.200 it just that he's busy working? I think it was 00:12:57.200 --> 00:12:59.779 just he works all the time. Yeah, like, I don't 00:12:59.779 --> 00:13:01.679 need that. Like, it would have been the same 00:13:01.679 --> 00:13:03.340 as he's sitting in the chair and he's like, this 00:13:03.340 --> 00:13:05.059 is my moment. I'm going to be a hero. And then 00:13:05.059 --> 00:13:08.259 he gets killed. Yeah. The backstory doesn't matter. 00:13:08.320 --> 00:13:10.899 His wife, I don't care. I don't need to see her 00:13:10.899 --> 00:13:13.879 face. same with the villains like we don't need 00:13:13.879 --> 00:13:15.360 to know why they're stealing the money it could 00:13:15.360 --> 00:13:17.580 just be a bank robbery why do we need to know 00:13:17.580 --> 00:13:19.600 that like they were owed this money or where 00:13:19.600 --> 00:13:22.220 the money came from none of that makes sense 00:13:22.220 --> 00:13:25.840 yes they just have to be like trained military 00:13:25.840 --> 00:13:31.039 uh like mercenaries or whatever okay we got to 00:13:31.039 --> 00:13:33.860 talk about the money though oh what about the 00:13:33.860 --> 00:13:36.409 money It is. It's one point three six million 00:13:36.409 --> 00:13:39.429 dollars split four ways. That's three hundred 00:13:39.429 --> 00:13:41.730 and forty thousand dollars each to go murder 00:13:41.730 --> 00:13:45.690 like a fuck ton of people. Yep. Yeah. Big explosions. 00:13:45.710 --> 00:13:47.830 Lots of secrets. They're going to walk away. 00:13:48.049 --> 00:13:53.090 Rich men. Yeah. Twenty eighteen dollars. Three 00:13:53.090 --> 00:13:56.049 hundred forty K. Like what the fuck? You're not 00:13:56.049 --> 00:13:59.610 accounting for inflation. Even. OK, we'll talk 00:13:59.610 --> 00:14:02.190 to Josh about that one. I think I think you're 00:14:02.190 --> 00:14:04.429 looking at maybe five hundred K. Yeah. But in 00:14:04.429 --> 00:14:07.750 terms of motivation, it was still $300 ,000 at 00:14:07.750 --> 00:14:10.470 the time. Yeah. I just don't understand it. I 00:14:10.470 --> 00:14:12.129 don't understand how, even if you felt like you 00:14:12.129 --> 00:14:14.990 were owed that money, like that is not enough 00:14:14.990 --> 00:14:18.350 money for me to go murder shit. Tons of people. 00:14:18.389 --> 00:14:21.090 Yeah. These people are fucking hard on it too. 00:14:21.210 --> 00:14:23.649 Like they weren't afraid to like do anything. 00:14:24.090 --> 00:14:28.009 Yeah. When, uh, so my favorite part of like the, 00:14:28.070 --> 00:14:31.610 the mercenaries just mercilessly killing was 00:14:31.610 --> 00:14:35.149 like when, uh, they're letting like some hostage 00:14:35.149 --> 00:14:38.210 go and that one guy just slips a brick of c4 00:14:38.210 --> 00:14:40.470 in her pocket i know it's like what the fuck 00:14:40.470 --> 00:14:44.769 you're just gonna okay well we we just have so 00:14:44.769 --> 00:14:48.269 much c4 laying around we've we've got a contingency 00:14:48.269 --> 00:14:52.190 plan ready we'll just let a hostage go and carry 00:14:52.190 --> 00:14:54.730 c4 back into the crowd he just wanted to see 00:14:54.730 --> 00:14:57.529 an exploded lady yeah which would have been cool 00:14:57.529 --> 00:15:00.409 but the fact that she found the c4 in the pocket 00:15:00.409 --> 00:15:03.889 yeah But then the cop finds it. So we get an 00:15:03.889 --> 00:15:06.769 exploded cop. The cop finds it, runs away. Instead 00:15:06.769 --> 00:15:08.470 of throwing it, we get an exploded cop, which, 00:15:08.509 --> 00:15:11.669 okay, here for that. Totally fine, yeah. When 00:15:11.669 --> 00:15:15.769 they blew up the cafe, was anyone else confused? 00:15:15.850 --> 00:15:17.850 Because I thought it was the cafe across the 00:15:17.850 --> 00:15:21.950 street from the bank at first. Oh, no, I figured 00:15:21.950 --> 00:15:24.690 it was further away as like a distraction, but. 00:15:25.470 --> 00:15:27.210 Because the explosion goes off and they're driving 00:15:27.210 --> 00:15:29.450 like nothing happened, but like there's two cafes. 00:15:30.480 --> 00:15:33.159 yeah yeah don't introduce a second cafe you're 00:15:33.159 --> 00:15:36.559 confusing us now yeah that could have been anything 00:15:36.559 --> 00:15:40.399 else yeah yeah uh but we are introduced to his 00:15:40.399 --> 00:15:44.559 partner who is also the husband of nick cage's 00:15:44.559 --> 00:15:48.759 daughter and she's pregnant also nick cage doesn't 00:15:48.759 --> 00:15:51.200 talk to anymore who nick doesn't talk to anymore 00:15:51.200 --> 00:15:54.639 also nick cage is like three days from retirement 00:15:54.639 --> 00:15:57.809 like everyone in this movie should be dead um 00:15:57.809 --> 00:16:00.269 but then they but at this point you forgot that 00:16:00.269 --> 00:16:01.750 there's a kid but then they remember there's 00:16:01.750 --> 00:16:05.070 a kid so like the kid goes on a ride along cop 00:16:05.070 --> 00:16:08.230 stuff happens um dude they're so fucking mean 00:16:08.230 --> 00:16:10.549 to that kid right away yeah he's not that bad 00:16:10.549 --> 00:16:12.350 of a kid and they're just immediately like you're 00:16:12.350 --> 00:16:15.309 a piece of shit motherfucker you hit a guy you're 00:16:15.309 --> 00:16:18.740 the bitch yeah like enjoy jim risen Did like 00:16:18.740 --> 00:16:21.059 how Nick Cage was complaining that like, you 00:16:21.059 --> 00:16:22.820 know, cops these days, like they always have 00:16:22.820 --> 00:16:25.139 cameras on them and it's like terrible. And he 00:16:25.139 --> 00:16:26.720 like says that to Kenny later. And Kenny's like, 00:16:26.820 --> 00:16:28.679 what? So you can't just kill people. And Nick 00:16:28.679 --> 00:16:34.659 Cage is like, yeah. I mean, that is the worst 00:16:34.659 --> 00:16:37.179 part about being a cop is like too much accountability. 00:16:37.620 --> 00:16:39.759 Yeah. It's rough when you can't just fucking 00:16:39.759 --> 00:16:43.580 murder people. Then like the hostage situation 00:16:43.580 --> 00:16:46.649 goes down, like they come into the bank. The 00:16:46.649 --> 00:16:49.870 bank manager's there. He gets like roughed up 00:16:49.870 --> 00:16:53.250 a bit, later gets shot. The back two thirds of 00:16:53.250 --> 00:16:55.889 this movie are just kind of like disparate scenes 00:16:55.889 --> 00:16:58.590 that kind of go together, but there's no real 00:16:58.590 --> 00:17:01.629 through line and nobody has an arc. It's like 00:17:01.629 --> 00:17:03.929 if somebody had a sticker book and the sticker 00:17:03.929 --> 00:17:07.289 book was the plot and they just kind of haphazardly 00:17:07.289 --> 00:17:11.109 applied plot over these nice scenes of like action 00:17:11.109 --> 00:17:15.099 of explosions and gunfights. Yeah. why did they 00:17:15.099 --> 00:17:18.099 kill the security guard yeah who cares oh yeah 00:17:18.099 --> 00:17:20.400 who was unconscious he didn't have a backstory 00:17:20.400 --> 00:17:22.240 like so why would i care that's true i didn't 00:17:22.240 --> 00:17:24.259 see his his home life we didn't get a 10 minute 00:17:24.259 --> 00:17:26.599 backstory about like why he shouldn't have come 00:17:26.599 --> 00:17:29.960 into work today yeah also i was pretty sure he 00:17:29.960 --> 00:17:31.619 was unconscious he was just laying on the floor 00:17:31.619 --> 00:17:33.759 not moving i don't know they just like fucking 00:17:33.759 --> 00:17:38.180 murk him off with six shots this movie's not 00:17:38.180 --> 00:17:42.170 very good oh and then later on no and then later 00:17:42.170 --> 00:17:46.309 on uh when they're like uh when the bank heist 00:17:46.309 --> 00:17:48.289 is like into like it's 11th hour and it's like 00:17:48.289 --> 00:17:52.710 nighttime now um they introduce like the feds 00:17:52.710 --> 00:17:56.849 or like uh swat the guy who swat who comes in 00:17:56.849 --> 00:17:58.750 out of nowhere and like this character's acting 00:17:58.750 --> 00:18:01.910 like he's been there the whole time i think given 00:18:01.910 --> 00:18:04.490 that this movie is 86 minutes long he probably 00:18:04.490 --> 00:18:08.400 was there And they just were like, he's a shitty 00:18:08.400 --> 00:18:11.019 actor. We're going to cut those scenes. Then 00:18:11.019 --> 00:18:14.920 they introduced two, they introduced like a two 00:18:14.920 --> 00:18:18.599 or three other like cops who have some rapport 00:18:18.599 --> 00:18:20.539 with each other just so they could like shoot 00:18:20.539 --> 00:18:22.799 two of them. Yeah, it's like the guy who's bad 00:18:22.799 --> 00:18:25.160 at shooting a gun and his partner who's like 00:18:25.160 --> 00:18:28.000 the better one. She gets shot in the neck or 00:18:28.000 --> 00:18:30.420 something. I don't know. There's a lot of, again, 00:18:30.480 --> 00:18:32.619 this feels very much like a soap opera where 00:18:32.619 --> 00:18:34.299 everything is sort of interconnected. It's like. 00:18:34.960 --> 00:18:37.640 kenny's mom is the nurse at the hospital who's 00:18:37.640 --> 00:18:39.480 dealing with all this stuff as people come in 00:18:39.480 --> 00:18:41.500 from these gunshots and explosions and whatever 00:18:41.500 --> 00:18:46.539 and yeah i don't know the son -in -law cop has 00:18:46.539 --> 00:18:48.680 to get sent to that hospital and it's like oh 00:18:48.680 --> 00:18:51.700 my god that's where kenny is he gets shot so 00:18:51.700 --> 00:18:53.819 yeah the son -in -law cop gets shot in the leg 00:18:53.819 --> 00:18:57.200 is like kenny records his dying words to his 00:18:57.200 --> 00:19:03.349 unborn son um unresponsive has lined at the scene 00:19:03.349 --> 00:19:07.289 at the hospital like the wife shows up he's there 00:19:07.289 --> 00:19:09.789 he's like not responsive she pushes away into 00:19:09.789 --> 00:19:12.789 like the operating room and the one doctor's 00:19:12.789 --> 00:19:16.190 like let us do our job and we are trying to do 00:19:16.190 --> 00:19:18.690 our job he should have just slapped her it's 00:19:18.690 --> 00:19:21.630 like you're being hysterical slap let us do our 00:19:21.630 --> 00:19:25.309 job the other yeah then the other cop who got 00:19:25.309 --> 00:19:27.750 shot the neck comes in and like She's talking 00:19:27.750 --> 00:19:29.869 to her. And then we never see the son -in -law 00:19:29.869 --> 00:19:32.690 again until the end of the movie where everyone's 00:19:32.690 --> 00:19:34.630 final scene is filmed and no one is in the same 00:19:34.630 --> 00:19:37.089 room. He should have died. It would have been 00:19:37.089 --> 00:19:38.809 fine. That would have been better. I thought 00:19:38.809 --> 00:19:41.190 he was dead. It was weird that he was alive. 00:19:42.009 --> 00:19:44.269 He just passed out from some blood loss. That 00:19:44.269 --> 00:19:48.970 was all. He knew a lot about bleeding out. It's 00:19:48.970 --> 00:19:50.890 probably not his first time. He was a pretty 00:19:50.890 --> 00:19:52.910 shitty cop. I bet he's been shot a few times 00:19:52.910 --> 00:19:55.130 and just like bled out on the side of a street. 00:19:55.289 --> 00:19:57.940 Oh my God, this is it. This is going to be the 00:19:57.940 --> 00:20:01.460 one. Did Nick Cage's daughter, did the daughter's 00:20:01.460 --> 00:20:05.259 character just keep all of her baby stuff? Because 00:20:05.259 --> 00:20:07.920 she just found out that day she was pregnant. 00:20:08.079 --> 00:20:10.140 She had like at the beginning of the day, she 00:20:10.140 --> 00:20:12.819 had the pregnancy test and she's already in a 00:20:12.819 --> 00:20:16.000 nursery. Yeah, this is one of those movies where 00:20:16.000 --> 00:20:18.680 like everything is set up so much to attempt 00:20:18.680 --> 00:20:21.380 to tug a heartstring where it's like the first 00:20:21.380 --> 00:20:24.200 introduction to him and her is like, guess what? 00:20:24.240 --> 00:20:27.140 I'm pregnant. Go to work and I hope you don't 00:20:27.140 --> 00:20:31.039 get shot and killed. Yeah. I'm going to sit here 00:20:31.039 --> 00:20:36.220 with this like cop car, like baby's spinny thing. 00:20:36.259 --> 00:20:38.960 Yeah, the mobile. A cop car mobile. Like, oh, 00:20:39.039 --> 00:20:42.680 my God. Fuck that shit. This movie had one joke 00:20:42.680 --> 00:20:47.680 that I thought kind of worked. It's when the 00:20:47.680 --> 00:20:49.700 son -in -law is like, honey, have you seen my 00:20:49.700 --> 00:20:52.470 vest? honey and then like goes and we have the 00:20:52.470 --> 00:20:55.930 i'm pregnant scene then we cut to the uh bank 00:20:55.930 --> 00:20:58.490 manager honey have you seen my and like he turns 00:20:58.490 --> 00:20:59.950 around and she's holding like a sweater vest 00:20:59.950 --> 00:21:02.789 for him yeah it's like oh and you know me so 00:21:02.789 --> 00:21:07.049 well ah that was that was mildly clever like 00:21:07.049 --> 00:21:10.150 connective tissue for these two scenes i don't 00:21:10.150 --> 00:21:12.309 think you should give it that much credit i think 00:21:12.309 --> 00:21:14.990 they did not try that's all the credit i'm giving 00:21:14.990 --> 00:21:17.349 it that's the only credit i'm giving this movie 00:21:19.009 --> 00:21:21.309 That and a lot of people get shot in the leg. 00:21:21.490 --> 00:21:22.950 They're really good at shooting people in the 00:21:22.950 --> 00:21:26.650 legs. Yeah, leg shots. Also, everyone in this 00:21:26.650 --> 00:21:31.369 movie is a bad shot because I'll call them terrorists, 00:21:31.450 --> 00:21:34.910 the heisters, the bank robbers. They shoot out 00:21:34.910 --> 00:21:38.430 the windows of the bank and then proceed to stand 00:21:38.430 --> 00:21:44.269 in the open windows and just shoot at 30 cops 00:21:44.269 --> 00:21:48.220 and none of the guys are behind anything. yeah 00:21:48.220 --> 00:21:52.099 there is so much gunfire in this so much it's 00:21:52.099 --> 00:21:54.680 mostly just that as josie kept pointing out to 00:21:54.680 --> 00:21:57.039 me it's like this is a five minute job they said 00:21:57.039 --> 00:21:59.539 five minutes in and out why did they have so 00:21:59.539 --> 00:22:01.900 much ammunition why did they have all those mres 00:22:01.900 --> 00:22:05.339 for the hostages why did they need all that c4 00:22:05.339 --> 00:22:08.900 like a five minute job Yeah. And then Weston 00:22:08.900 --> 00:22:11.799 Cage has his like giant sniper rifle, but apparently 00:22:11.799 --> 00:22:15.079 only brought two bullets for. Yeah. So that was 00:22:15.079 --> 00:22:17.359 my thing. I was like, he's just like fucking 00:22:17.359 --> 00:22:19.880 wrecking shit with that thing. And then all of 00:22:19.880 --> 00:22:22.240 a sudden he's just down back in the bank. Like, 00:22:22.279 --> 00:22:25.539 should I hold this bag of money again? He misses 00:22:25.539 --> 00:22:28.559 Nick Cage in the first shot. And then he fucking 00:22:28.559 --> 00:22:31.779 just dead center on the forehead of some other 00:22:31.779 --> 00:22:41.069 cop. does a fucking prestidigitation western 00:22:41.069 --> 00:22:48.430 digitation yeah okay thank you please continue 00:22:48.430 --> 00:22:52.369 sean another not story point in this movie is 00:22:52.369 --> 00:22:55.569 kenny's phone dies um and he's like hiding in 00:22:55.569 --> 00:22:58.990 a car so he has to use the battery out of a doll 00:23:00.009 --> 00:23:02.890 he has to macgyver up like a thing to charge 00:23:02.890 --> 00:23:04.970 his phone with the battery out of a doll and 00:23:04.970 --> 00:23:09.670 like a key and a charger in this car yes so there 00:23:09.670 --> 00:23:11.930 was this window of time during this movie where 00:23:11.930 --> 00:23:15.170 like i got distracted i looked away for like 00:23:15.170 --> 00:23:17.069 two seconds and then all of a sudden like kenny 00:23:17.069 --> 00:23:20.069 is alone in this other car i'm like i don't know 00:23:20.069 --> 00:23:21.829 what's going on he's like ripping a doll apart 00:23:21.829 --> 00:23:24.930 and he's making this fucking magic charger like 00:23:24.930 --> 00:23:28.769 what yeah they didn't ever establish that he's 00:23:28.769 --> 00:23:32.220 like good at science or anything it's just like 00:23:32.220 --> 00:23:35.839 how did he make a fucking charger no it was the 00:23:35.839 --> 00:23:37.880 nobody's there are no characters in this movie 00:23:37.880 --> 00:23:41.940 nobody has it was the unspoken uh like reason 00:23:41.940 --> 00:23:43.759 he got beat up i guess like because they asked 00:23:43.759 --> 00:23:46.619 him earlier like what a dork yeah well why do 00:23:46.619 --> 00:23:49.380 they pick on you because i'm different and like 00:23:49.380 --> 00:23:51.140 well what's that mean because you're black because 00:23:51.140 --> 00:23:52.940 you're gay like what's the problem what's your 00:23:52.940 --> 00:23:57.500 difference no i'm good at Classwork. I just love 00:23:57.500 --> 00:24:01.779 science so much. I'm the bastard son of MacGyver. 00:24:02.380 --> 00:24:05.259 I mean, it's bitching that he made a fucking 00:24:05.259 --> 00:24:08.779 charger with a nine volt battery. Good enough 00:24:08.779 --> 00:24:12.299 for like a three second phone call. Yeah. Mom, 00:24:12.460 --> 00:24:16.359 I'm OK. I still love you. But yeah, which I'm 00:24:16.359 --> 00:24:20.359 not sure a nine volt battery could charge a car. 00:24:20.970 --> 00:24:23.970 Or charge a phone? Probably not. I don't think 00:24:23.970 --> 00:24:29.390 it's enough voltage. Because I think a phone 00:24:29.390 --> 00:24:31.869 charger is like 12 volts or some shit like that. 00:24:32.950 --> 00:24:36.769 I mean, 1 .2 amps. Tiny, tiny bit of charge. 00:24:37.390 --> 00:24:40.589 I'm not a phone charger guy, though. I'm not 00:24:40.589 --> 00:24:42.569 a phone charger electrician. Well, you could 00:24:42.569 --> 00:24:44.650 be in this movie. A car charger electrician. 00:24:46.309 --> 00:24:49.309 I'll go home and I'll do the math. I won't. I'll 00:24:49.309 --> 00:24:53.180 go home and go back to bed. But I do want to 00:24:53.180 --> 00:24:55.859 talk about the final scene in this movie, which 00:24:55.859 --> 00:24:59.779 takes place a year later. We have our obligatory 00:24:59.779 --> 00:25:02.720 Nick Cage running through a park for this era 00:25:02.720 --> 00:25:07.579 of his filmmaking. Oh, yeah. He gets home, is 00:25:07.579 --> 00:25:11.660 clearly on a green screen, like walking in the 00:25:11.660 --> 00:25:15.259 door. And we are surprised. Happy birthday. Turn 00:25:15.259 --> 00:25:19.599 to not dead son -in -law, daughter, granddaughter. 00:25:20.569 --> 00:25:23.710 yeah surprised it was a girl yeah and then kenny 00:25:23.710 --> 00:25:27.230 videotaping it who is also green screened with 00:25:27.230 --> 00:25:30.549 just a window behind him and this odd interaction 00:25:30.549 --> 00:25:34.170 conversation between all these people who they 00:25:34.170 --> 00:25:35.730 couldn't get in the same room for a final say 00:25:35.730 --> 00:25:38.369 i love it at the end he's like kenny you still 00:25:38.369 --> 00:25:41.009 have that dumb ass fucking phone yeah that you're 00:25:41.009 --> 00:25:43.130 always using and he's like i'd like to take some 00:25:43.130 --> 00:25:49.279 new pictures slow mo walk fade out there aren't 00:25:49.279 --> 00:25:51.059 any memorable lines in this i don't know why 00:25:51.059 --> 00:25:54.079 the one line that stuck out to me is when he 00:25:54.079 --> 00:25:55.900 gets into his house and he's like putting his 00:25:55.900 --> 00:25:57.460 keys down everyone else surprised he just goes 00:25:57.460 --> 00:26:03.960 there are people in my house i finally found 00:26:03.960 --> 00:26:09.200 a movie i hate more than primal oh yeah i mean 00:26:09.200 --> 00:26:11.359 i would rather watch primal than this for sure 00:26:11.799 --> 00:26:14.920 um the same amount of green screen action true 00:26:14.920 --> 00:26:19.220 but but at least it makes sense it's funny because 00:26:19.220 --> 00:26:21.680 this movie is terrible but like i did like it 00:26:21.680 --> 00:26:24.539 more than inconceivable yeah no there's there's 00:26:24.539 --> 00:26:27.519 definitely something to be said about this movie 00:26:27.519 --> 00:26:31.759 in that it's not inconceivable um but it is uh 00:26:31.759 --> 00:26:36.519 terrible it's i enjoyed myself i enjoyed watching 00:26:36.519 --> 00:26:41.480 this stupid movie but it's not good It's not 00:26:41.480 --> 00:26:43.680 something I recommend. Can we also talk about 00:26:43.680 --> 00:26:47.420 the criminals, like their big getaway plan at 00:26:47.420 --> 00:26:51.119 the end was just to book it, just to run out 00:26:51.119 --> 00:26:54.119 the front door and book it. And then like Weston 00:26:54.119 --> 00:26:57.140 dies immediately. Well, it's because he's too 00:26:57.140 --> 00:27:01.119 fat. He's like, oh, easy targets out. Go get 00:27:01.119 --> 00:27:05.079 him. My note in my phone was Preston. No, it's 00:27:05.079 --> 00:27:08.970 like, oh, wrong name. i like how all three bad 00:27:08.970 --> 00:27:10.990 guys though when they die they all ham it up 00:27:10.990 --> 00:27:14.690 so much yeah they're like this is the scene we're 00:27:14.690 --> 00:27:17.990 trained for yeah clearly like weston doesn't 00:27:17.990 --> 00:27:20.309 know how to do a like a pratfall so like when 00:27:20.309 --> 00:27:21.970 he gets shot he goes down like he kind of just 00:27:21.970 --> 00:27:23.930 sits and like you can see him like slowly lowering 00:27:23.930 --> 00:27:27.349 himself down on the steps yeah then there's the 00:27:27.349 --> 00:27:29.750 the southern guy he gets shot in the leg and 00:27:29.750 --> 00:27:33.309 then has to like die next to that car and then 00:27:33.309 --> 00:27:35.970 the main guy The main bad guy who also has a 00:27:35.970 --> 00:27:38.049 weird accent that you can't place. I don't know. 00:27:38.150 --> 00:27:41.130 New York. Yeah, I think Josie looked him up and 00:27:41.130 --> 00:27:43.430 he was like Australian or some shit like that. 00:27:43.509 --> 00:27:48.349 Yeah. Oh, I also in the initial shootout when 00:27:48.349 --> 00:27:50.849 the bank guys first goes wrong and they're having 00:27:50.849 --> 00:27:55.349 the big shootout in the parking lot, just bystanders 00:27:55.349 --> 00:27:57.410 running in between everybody. And you have one 00:27:57.410 --> 00:28:00.769 woman who gets in a car. There's a solid three 00:28:00.769 --> 00:28:04.039 more minutes of shootout. And she's just sitting 00:28:04.039 --> 00:28:06.700 in her car. Right. For him to then shoot her. 00:28:07.019 --> 00:28:09.039 Yeah. Yeah. To walk up, shoot her in the head, 00:28:09.099 --> 00:28:11.700 then drive off. So the car was on. She could 00:28:11.700 --> 00:28:13.940 have left at any point. Don't think about it 00:28:13.940 --> 00:28:20.279 too much. Yeah. Just enjoy 211. 211. Robbery 00:28:20.279 --> 00:28:24.180 in process. My time. So who would you recommend 00:28:24.180 --> 00:28:28.910 this movie to? If you had to, like. take this 00:28:28.910 --> 00:28:32.289 film and like say you know what this is for this 00:28:32.289 --> 00:28:38.130 person um i think people who like noise and explosions 00:28:38.130 --> 00:28:41.750 and like kinetic energy like it has all those 00:28:41.750 --> 00:28:44.950 things you know like the acting is fucking terrible 00:28:44.950 --> 00:28:50.250 very flat very boring but like it's got gunfire 00:28:50.250 --> 00:28:55.369 for uh 50 of 82 minutes or something like that 00:28:55.369 --> 00:28:58.170 like it's it's a lot you know there's explosions 00:28:58.170 --> 00:29:02.670 that cop blows up and ragdolls all over the place 00:29:02.670 --> 00:29:07.009 like there's some stuff like you can if you want 00:29:07.009 --> 00:29:11.890 a mindless piece of shit this is it when they 00:29:11.890 --> 00:29:15.180 blow up the cafe and they there's like three 00:29:15.180 --> 00:29:18.259 shots of the waitress who goes outside for a 00:29:18.259 --> 00:29:20.539 smoke just getting smacked in the side of the 00:29:20.539 --> 00:29:23.940 head with like rubble um they just like they 00:29:23.940 --> 00:29:26.559 just quick shot that through like three times 00:29:26.559 --> 00:29:32.319 i was laughing so hard yeah waitress like trying 00:29:32.319 --> 00:29:34.720 to struggle to smoke a cigarette later i feel 00:29:34.720 --> 00:29:36.980 like i would have been a little traumatized because 00:29:36.980 --> 00:29:40.099 it all the explosions happened when she lit her 00:29:40.099 --> 00:29:42.410 first cigarette i'd be probably like i don't 00:29:42.410 --> 00:29:44.670 know like one of those gag cigarettes that just 00:29:44.670 --> 00:29:47.029 has like a firecracker in it it's like that's 00:29:47.029 --> 00:29:50.309 probably what did it i can't i quit smoking now 00:29:50.309 --> 00:29:52.069 yeah i thought it was weird that she was trying 00:29:52.069 --> 00:29:55.549 to smoke again i mean like smokers gonna smoke 00:29:55.549 --> 00:29:58.039 is what is what they do If I was recommending 00:29:58.039 --> 00:30:00.339 this movie to somebody, I would probably have 00:30:00.339 --> 00:30:02.700 to recommend it to somebody who's never seen 00:30:02.700 --> 00:30:04.680 a movie before, like maybe even doesn't know 00:30:04.680 --> 00:30:08.200 what a movie is. Like I would I would do some 00:30:08.200 --> 00:30:11.299 time traveling and I would go back in time and 00:30:11.299 --> 00:30:13.359 I'd be like, oh, you guys don't know anything 00:30:13.359 --> 00:30:15.859 about talkies. Well, let me show you something 00:30:15.859 --> 00:30:19.279 here. And I would blow their mind with probably 00:30:19.279 --> 00:30:25.039 the most extravagant acting and action they've 00:30:25.039 --> 00:30:28.650 ever experienced. They'll never be able to come 00:30:28.650 --> 00:30:31.190 down off that high. I have a better answer. I 00:30:31.190 --> 00:30:33.430 know who I'd recommend this movie to. All right, 00:30:33.450 --> 00:30:35.710 let's hear it. I'd recommend this movie to Nicolas 00:30:35.710 --> 00:30:39.809 Cage because I have questions. Why? Please, sir, 00:30:39.849 --> 00:30:42.680 sit down and watch this. Well, OK, so that does 00:30:42.680 --> 00:30:45.359 beg the question, like, why did he make this 00:30:45.359 --> 00:30:47.859 movie? Like, there's not that much money. No, 00:30:47.980 --> 00:30:49.660 there's not that much. Like, I mean, they filmed 00:30:49.660 --> 00:30:52.660 everything in Bulgaria. Like, they could not 00:30:52.660 --> 00:30:55.420 have had a budget more than $10 million. You're 00:30:55.420 --> 00:30:57.279 telling me the Massachusetts scenes were filmed 00:30:57.279 --> 00:30:59.319 in Bulgaria? You mean the ones that look like 00:30:59.319 --> 00:31:02.960 they're in fucking Europe? I was surprised that 00:31:02.960 --> 00:31:04.900 they got cars that had the same license plates. 00:31:05.579 --> 00:31:09.289 Driver seats on the correct side. Okay, I would 00:31:09.289 --> 00:31:11.650 say probably to get his son an acting credit. 00:31:11.730 --> 00:31:15.069 Try and get his son on SAG. That was my thinking, 00:31:15.170 --> 00:31:18.170 too. I didn't really look at what Weston had 00:31:18.170 --> 00:31:21.750 done before this, but it feels like it was either 00:31:21.750 --> 00:31:24.750 a chance to work with your son or a chance to 00:31:24.750 --> 00:31:28.529 give your son a, here you go, buddy. You got 00:31:28.529 --> 00:31:33.549 a credit now. When did Tokarev, is that before 00:31:33.549 --> 00:31:36.869 or after this? That was before. yeah rage yeah 00:31:36.869 --> 00:31:38.529 because that's the other one where weston is 00:31:38.529 --> 00:31:42.170 his stand -in uh oh shit what was it you just 00:31:42.170 --> 00:31:45.349 looked it up yeah and rage we had weston play 00:31:45.349 --> 00:31:49.509 young play young young crime jacket mcgee oh 00:31:49.509 --> 00:31:51.589 lord of war that was the other one he was in 00:31:51.589 --> 00:31:55.029 he was vladimir so oh that's right yeah looks 00:31:55.029 --> 00:32:01.779 like a bad one magician he's he's terrible I'll 00:32:01.779 --> 00:32:04.539 probably never get over you saying that his hair 00:32:04.539 --> 00:32:08.599 looks like it was done by AI. And it just does. 00:32:10.160 --> 00:32:12.500 What do you guys think Kal -El's up to? I don't 00:32:12.500 --> 00:32:14.720 know. Probably distancing himself from Weston. 00:32:15.039 --> 00:32:19.680 That is the wise choice. Oh, man. Yeah. So this 00:32:19.680 --> 00:32:25.079 was a this was two one one. We did it. Did we? 00:32:25.380 --> 00:32:29.119 Oh, also, just the reason I was like. feverishly 00:32:29.119 --> 00:32:32.140 trying to google this town in massachusetts is 00:32:32.140 --> 00:32:36.039 because their police uniforms look like what 00:32:36.039 --> 00:32:38.460 strippers would wear strippers who were dressed 00:32:38.460 --> 00:32:42.119 as police would wear like they don't but they 00:32:42.119 --> 00:32:44.220 don't look real like none of the patches or insignias 00:32:44.220 --> 00:32:47.779 look like they would be like legit things everything 00:32:47.779 --> 00:32:52.369 just looks bad maybe racism feels right though 00:32:52.369 --> 00:32:55.089 maybe that's why weston had to uh set himself 00:32:55.089 --> 00:32:57.690 down so gently because all the costumes were 00:32:57.690 --> 00:33:00.490 just stripper rentals and he's afraid if he like 00:33:00.490 --> 00:33:03.009 fell too hard it would all just explode off of 00:33:03.009 --> 00:33:06.829 him just be laying there in his nakedness listen 00:33:06.829 --> 00:33:10.230 that's a pretty cool magician move though some 00:33:10.230 --> 00:33:13.410 dude just gets shot in a gunfight or close burst 00:33:13.410 --> 00:33:17.430 off it's like oh no we can't do that guys action 00:33:17.430 --> 00:33:20.670 softer I think it's telling that outside of Kenny. 00:33:21.150 --> 00:33:23.089 I don't think we've used any character's name 00:33:23.089 --> 00:33:26.430 in this because we don't know them. Yeah, I did. 00:33:26.509 --> 00:33:28.930 One thing that really stood out to me is I loved 00:33:28.930 --> 00:33:36.329 when the Interpol agent is like. When she's scanning 00:33:36.329 --> 00:33:40.869 the face of the initial money guy from like the 00:33:40.869 --> 00:33:42.450 first 10 minutes of the movie, she's got like 00:33:42.450 --> 00:33:45.880 generic sci -fi like. facial recognition technology 00:33:45.880 --> 00:33:49.839 that's just like scan lines and like little squares 00:33:49.839 --> 00:33:52.180 that like pop around his face like it's nothing 00:33:52.180 --> 00:33:55.119 yeah i loved when she went to the gun shop to 00:33:55.119 --> 00:33:57.099 try and figure out like where they got all their 00:33:57.099 --> 00:34:00.359 fucking gear and she's like well trey told me 00:34:00.359 --> 00:34:02.640 he's like i don't know any trey she shows a picture 00:34:02.640 --> 00:34:06.299 of like trey and he's like nope never seen him 00:34:06.299 --> 00:34:09.599 of course not looking at it as is Your prerogative. 00:34:09.659 --> 00:34:12.059 And then she just sort of looks up and there's 00:34:12.059 --> 00:34:15.880 a picture of him on the wall with Trey. Yeah, 00:34:15.900 --> 00:34:21.219 I love. OK, we remember Trey's name. Yeah, I 00:34:21.219 --> 00:34:26.659 love the performance of that Interpol lady because 00:34:26.659 --> 00:34:29.880 she just delivers every line in the same kind 00:34:29.880 --> 00:34:32.719 of wooden like English as your second language, 00:34:32.880 --> 00:34:36.510 Melania Trump kind of voice. Was she the best 00:34:36.510 --> 00:34:41.769 actor? No. No. I mean, Weston Cage was, obviously. 00:34:41.909 --> 00:34:44.349 Yeah, Kenny was the best. Kenny was the best. 00:34:44.389 --> 00:34:46.610 Kenny was the best. He was a good kid. Yeah. 00:34:46.929 --> 00:34:49.769 And then, like, she just happens to show up where 00:34:49.769 --> 00:34:53.130 their, like, staging site was, where she found, 00:34:53.210 --> 00:34:56.650 like, the receipt for the C4 or something. It 00:34:56.650 --> 00:34:59.389 was just, like, a scrap of, like, a wrapper from 00:34:59.389 --> 00:35:02.269 it, and it has, like, a letter C, and, like, 00:35:02.269 --> 00:35:06.409 it's in that green and yellowish. military fonti 00:35:06.409 --> 00:35:09.570 thing and it's like what could this be and i 00:35:09.570 --> 00:35:11.969 looked at it i was like oh i bet that's c4 and 00:35:11.969 --> 00:35:14.349 it's like oh it's just c4 all through the movie 00:35:14.349 --> 00:35:19.650 c4 was a weird gotcha in this it was yeah i would 00:35:19.650 --> 00:35:21.949 guess if kenny knew how to like macgyver up that 00:35:21.949 --> 00:35:25.150 battery he could have hotwired that car call 00:35:25.150 --> 00:35:27.369 me racist but i think the black kid could have 00:35:27.369 --> 00:35:31.889 done it that probably would have been uh two 00:35:31.889 --> 00:35:35.699 on the nose he would have gotten shot yeah absolutely 00:35:35.699 --> 00:35:38.800 in this movie for sure yeah i don't know i mean 00:35:38.800 --> 00:35:40.920 they they sort of like play him up as this really 00:35:40.920 --> 00:35:43.239 hyper capable guy but he's also sort of like 00:35:43.239 --> 00:35:45.960 scared and wants his mom and all this stuff it's 00:35:45.960 --> 00:35:51.000 like let's see like lean into it have him do 00:35:51.000 --> 00:35:53.539 more at the end or something i mean he did get 00:35:53.539 --> 00:35:57.039 the almost kill shot the guy he did shot yeah 00:35:57.039 --> 00:36:00.679 he did he did shot the guy he did the shot yeah 00:36:00.679 --> 00:36:03.750 of the guy let's see we haven't done cage grid 00:36:03.750 --> 00:36:08.849 in a while i was just thinking that i'm gonna 00:36:08.849 --> 00:36:12.250 i'm well i'm gonna say bad cop although yeah 00:36:12.250 --> 00:36:19.750 and good kid bad cop good kid so i would give 00:36:19.750 --> 00:36:23.550 this a bad cage bad movie yep simply put bad 00:36:23.550 --> 00:36:27.789 cage bad movie also um i want to say the director 00:36:27.789 --> 00:36:31.449 of this film isn't a real person uh His name, 00:36:31.570 --> 00:36:36.489 York Alec Shackleton. That does sound like a 00:36:36.489 --> 00:36:40.730 fake -ass person for sure. York Alec Shackleton. 00:36:41.190 --> 00:36:43.489 Yeah, I bet he didn't do any Arctic exploration. 00:36:44.530 --> 00:36:47.210 That's stolen Shackleton valor. That's right. 00:36:48.070 --> 00:36:52.150 And his co -writer, John Rebus. This movie was 00:36:52.150 --> 00:36:54.389 written by AI. Everything is fake. Including 00:36:54.389 --> 00:36:59.590 Weston Cage's hair. borden raised in southern 00:36:59.590 --> 00:37:02.449 california york shackleton took up snowboarding 00:37:02.449 --> 00:37:05.329 and skateboarding at age 10 by 19 he was on the 00:37:05.329 --> 00:37:07.769 professional snowboarding circuit where he uh 00:37:07.769 --> 00:37:11.110 wowed legions of young fans and popularized a 00:37:11.110 --> 00:37:14.110 movie called the or a move called the rodeo flip 00:37:14.110 --> 00:37:18.769 this you say that was the writer or the director 00:37:18.769 --> 00:37:23.210 no writer director okay yeah Yeah, this definitely 00:37:23.210 --> 00:37:26.570 has big snowboarder vibes in the script. So I 00:37:26.570 --> 00:37:32.050 could use more sketching. Oh, my God. OK, any 00:37:32.050 --> 00:37:34.289 any final thoughts on this one? This is going 00:37:34.289 --> 00:37:38.010 to be a short episode. No, it's fine. I'm looking 00:37:38.010 --> 00:37:42.010 at his IMDb. I think this is a different York 00:37:42.010 --> 00:37:45.389 Shackleton. How many York Shackletons could there 00:37:45.389 --> 00:37:48.369 be? I don't know, but this York Shackleton doesn't 00:37:48.369 --> 00:37:54.889 have 211 on his or 211 on his IMDb. Probably 00:37:54.889 --> 00:37:57.710 knew better. And he's like, we can drop that 00:37:57.710 --> 00:38:01.550 one. We don't need to advertise. I was on that 00:38:01.550 --> 00:38:04.909 one. It's all right. That was my Bulgaria experience. 00:38:05.449 --> 00:38:10.469 I was looking at a producer. No, it is. He did 00:38:10.469 --> 00:38:15.119 direct. Yeah, he did direct 211. uh his other 00:38:15.119 --> 00:38:20.500 movies are i'm i don't care um las hereditas 00:38:20.500 --> 00:38:27.219 kush puta one out of seven the fukushima 50 the 00:38:27.219 --> 00:38:31.340 actor pretty perfect two one one and disturbing 00:38:31.340 --> 00:38:35.099 the peace and this one wait so this was one of 00:38:35.099 --> 00:38:38.199 his later credits yeah yeah so he had a lot of 00:38:38.199 --> 00:38:40.539 practice before his other one is also a cop one 00:38:40.539 --> 00:38:43.789 the newer one yeah He likes cops. He had the 00:38:43.789 --> 00:38:46.610 costumes rented for a whole week, so he had to 00:38:46.610 --> 00:38:50.369 use them. Who's in the other cop one, the most 00:38:50.369 --> 00:38:52.070 recent one, Disturbance of Peace or whatever? 00:38:52.590 --> 00:38:56.329 Guy Pearce. Yeah, of course. It would have to 00:38:56.329 --> 00:39:00.590 be somebody. Well, next up, we've got Teen Titans. 00:39:00.949 --> 00:39:04.650 Go to the movies. That is going to be a nice 00:39:04.650 --> 00:39:06.889 palate cleanser after these last two episodes. 00:39:07.230 --> 00:39:08.869 It'll be interesting. I think that's going to 00:39:08.869 --> 00:39:11.409 be pretty fun. I know you are not super big on 00:39:11.409 --> 00:39:14.309 kids animation, but we'll see what happens. This 00:39:14.309 --> 00:39:17.130 could be better. It could be better. So he does 00:39:17.130 --> 00:39:19.590 play Superman. The only thing I know about this 00:39:19.590 --> 00:39:22.730 movie, this came across my feed recently. This 00:39:22.730 --> 00:39:25.130 one little clip from the film, I think because 00:39:25.130 --> 00:39:29.570 of all my on the record Shia LaBeouf bashing. 00:39:30.250 --> 00:39:32.289 But there's a scene where like the Titans are 00:39:32.289 --> 00:39:34.769 beating up Slade Wilson and he rips off his mask. 00:39:34.889 --> 00:39:37.010 It's like, guys, I'm not actually Slade. I'm 00:39:37.010 --> 00:39:39.389 after Shia LaBeouf. And they're like, oh, Shia 00:39:39.389 --> 00:39:42.469 LaBeouf. Shia LaBeouf. Kick, punch, kick, punch, 00:39:42.590 --> 00:39:47.449 kick, punch. Excellent. I'm going to go read 00:39:47.449 --> 00:39:51.309 more about the weird backstory of York Alex Shackleton, 00:39:51.489 --> 00:39:54.289 because this is fascinating. Yeah, he sounds 00:39:54.289 --> 00:39:56.650 more interesting than the movies he makes. Absolutely. 00:39:56.909 --> 00:40:00.099 100%. All right. Thank you all for listening. 00:40:00.360 --> 00:40:02.780 If you want to support us, we do have a Patreon. 00:40:03.119 --> 00:40:05.480 Thank you to our Sparkle buddies, Josh, Josie, 00:40:05.500 --> 00:40:07.619 Matt, Adam, Bill, Stuart, and Willow. And our 00:40:07.619 --> 00:40:10.440 Cage dancers, John, Freeman, Nathan, and Cameron. 00:40:11.059 --> 00:40:15.760 And to Bill Panks for our intro music. Nicolas 00:40:15.760 --> 00:40:19.079 Cage broke his ankle while filming the movie 00:40:19.079 --> 00:40:21.420 in Bulgaria and was out of action for two weeks. 00:40:21.900 --> 00:40:24.440 Nicolas Cage admitted he didn't like the final 00:40:24.440 --> 00:40:28.110 cut. Because it sucks. Nicholas Cage described 00:40:28.110 --> 00:40:30.590 the movie as disappointing. Okay, this makes 00:40:30.590 --> 00:40:34.789 sense. This will be my last thought. The scene 00:40:34.789 --> 00:40:36.489 where after he gets shot in the ankle, this makes 00:40:36.489 --> 00:40:39.030 sense when he gets shot in the ankle, but when 00:40:39.030 --> 00:40:42.050 he's in the ambulance and he's got his leg up, 00:40:42.210 --> 00:40:47.590 it's a fake foot. It looks so weird. It's huge. 00:40:49.309 --> 00:40:51.469 It comes out at a weird angle. What if he just 00:40:51.469 --> 00:40:55.050 has big -ass feet, man? No, it's a fake rubber 00:40:55.050 --> 00:40:57.739 foot. what if it's like one of those hobbit feet 00:40:57.739 --> 00:41:00.719 that they put on so it's like a shoe with like 00:41:00.719 --> 00:41:03.320 yeah it goes over your hair and nose and all 00:41:03.320 --> 00:41:06.440 that yeah got that as a costume rental they threw 00:41:06.440 --> 00:41:10.500 in a couple hobbit feet all right the sixth collaboration 00:41:10.500 --> 00:41:12.699 between nicholas cage and millennium films after 00:41:12.699 --> 00:41:15.500 wicker man bad lieutenant port of call new orleans 00:41:15.500 --> 00:41:20.239 drive angry trespass and stolen wow so a bunch 00:41:20.239 --> 00:41:24.650 of bangers and then this everything rules and 00:41:24.650 --> 00:41:28.630 this which one was trespass we watched it recently 00:41:28.630 --> 00:41:32.010 is that the one with the home invasion yes and 00:41:32.010 --> 00:41:35.150 nicole kidman yeah yeah that one was also bad 00:41:35.150 --> 00:41:41.610 it was but was that also guy pierce no that was 00:41:41.610 --> 00:41:45.010 um fuck is that guy's name he's got kind of sticky 00:41:45.010 --> 00:41:49.329 out ears great actor yeah it's not like ben mendelsohn 00:41:49.329 --> 00:41:54.469 yeah yeah okay yeah ben mendelsohn whoo pulled 00:41:54.469 --> 00:41:56.489 that one out of my ass i like ben mendelsohn 00:41:56.489 --> 00:41:59.630 i do too i do too so i guess i like trespass 00:41:59.630 --> 00:42:04.849 it's the only thing but not two one one not two 00:42:04.849 --> 00:42:07.849 one one too much weston in it what's the perfect 00:42:07.849 --> 00:42:12.090 movie for weston cage uh i don't know remember 00:42:12.090 --> 00:42:16.050 when like uh the prestige and like that other 00:42:16.050 --> 00:42:18.010 movie came out and it was like oh we're gonna 00:42:18.010 --> 00:42:20.829 do a lot of movies about magicians the illusionist 00:42:21.260 --> 00:42:24.000 The illusionist. So he probably could have done 00:42:24.000 --> 00:42:28.079 like the the straight to video like knockoff 00:42:28.079 --> 00:42:30.420 of one of those films that comes out at that 00:42:30.420 --> 00:42:33.539 time. Yeah. To me, it feels like what if it was 00:42:33.539 --> 00:42:38.059 like a David Blaine like biopic and he plays 00:42:38.059 --> 00:42:41.820 fat David Blaine or like David Blaine's failed 00:42:41.820 --> 00:42:46.340 like friend, the guy that David Blaine stole 00:42:46.340 --> 00:42:49.590 all of his good magic from. I don't think Weston 00:42:49.590 --> 00:42:53.610 has good magic. That's why it's a movie. So you 00:42:53.610 --> 00:42:55.969 can suspend disability. Okay, fair, fair, fair. 00:42:55.969 --> 00:42:59.690 Have you gone to Weston's IMDb page? Yes. No. 00:43:00.449 --> 00:43:04.250 All of his photos look very magician -esque. 00:43:04.409 --> 00:43:05.550 They're the ones I was showing you before. Yeah, 00:43:05.550 --> 00:43:08.269 we were looking at those earlier. Look at that 00:43:08.269 --> 00:43:11.750 fucking hair. It doesn't look real. It's just, 00:43:11.829 --> 00:43:15.539 those are some very touched up headshots. I mean, 00:43:15.559 --> 00:43:17.559 meal pattern baldness, you get it from your dad. 00:43:17.760 --> 00:43:20.639 Your dad has it. I thought you got it from your 00:43:20.639 --> 00:43:25.659 mom. Whatever, fuck it. Yeah, who knows? His 00:43:25.659 --> 00:43:29.360 first movie was Lord of War. Raven Rage was his 00:43:29.360 --> 00:43:33.519 third. As Night Comes. Yeah, there's a whole 00:43:33.519 --> 00:43:36.179 lot of titles in there that I've never heard 00:43:36.179 --> 00:43:38.659 before. I'm more impressed that he has three 00:43:38.659 --> 00:43:42.500 soundtrack credits. Yeah. Kind of amazing, actually. 00:43:42.539 --> 00:43:44.619 Drive Angry being one of them, apparently. yeah 00:43:44.619 --> 00:43:49.320 drive angry joe and uh joe really yeah he wrote 00:43:49.320 --> 00:43:53.519 a song for joe and vengeance colon that's right 00:43:53.519 --> 00:44:02.239 weston cage bye