WEBVTT 00:00:01.759 --> 00:00:23.199 Oh, God. Oh, my God. Before we get into this, 00:00:23.260 --> 00:00:25.960 can one of you confirm what movie I was supposed 00:00:25.960 --> 00:00:27.660 to watch? Because I think I watched the right 00:00:27.660 --> 00:00:31.800 one. Justice. Yeah, okay, I did. Seeking justice. 00:00:32.200 --> 00:00:34.880 It depends on your nationality. In England, it 00:00:34.880 --> 00:00:37.780 was just justice. Oh, it was? Yeah. That's lame. 00:00:38.280 --> 00:00:40.740 And it should have been called fucking The Hungry 00:00:40.740 --> 00:00:43.140 Rabbit Jumps, like it was originally named. Yeah, 00:00:43.159 --> 00:00:46.359 yeah, yeah. It should have. The one on Plex was 00:00:46.359 --> 00:00:51.359 like, the title card was in Spanish. Yeah. Yeah, 00:00:51.600 --> 00:00:54.659 I saw that too, but then I was like, I own imports 00:00:54.659 --> 00:01:00.179 as well, so as long as the audio's right. Mine 00:01:00.179 --> 00:01:05.000 was in French. The whole thing? Yep. Is it because 00:01:05.000 --> 00:01:07.900 you didn't just change the language? No, after 00:01:07.900 --> 00:01:11.959 I realized this was yet another Nicolas Cage 00:01:11.959 --> 00:01:16.040 schlub on the wrong side of the law film set 00:01:16.040 --> 00:01:18.700 in New Orleans, I realized it didn't matter what 00:01:18.700 --> 00:01:20.120 language it was in. I'd seen this movie like 00:01:20.120 --> 00:01:24.159 12 times already. I don't know. I liked this 00:01:24.159 --> 00:01:26.920 one. I mean, is it like a pretty predictable 00:01:26.920 --> 00:01:30.859 procedural sort of like thriller? yeah sure i 00:01:30.859 --> 00:01:33.019 had a pretty good time with it yeah a lot of 00:01:33.019 --> 00:01:37.500 thrillers are pretty color by numbers sort of 00:01:37.500 --> 00:01:39.659 things because it wasn't like a big like oh fuck 00:01:39.659 --> 00:01:42.400 twist it was just sort of like it's been getting 00:01:42.400 --> 00:01:46.079 messed with by this shadow group yeah i feel 00:01:46.079 --> 00:01:50.019 like every twist exists in other movies so none 00:01:50.019 --> 00:01:52.969 of it was like earth shattering right Like the 00:01:52.969 --> 00:01:55.709 friend being involved, whatever. Exactly. That 00:01:55.709 --> 00:01:58.530 was the big reveal. I wouldn't call this a paint 00:01:58.530 --> 00:02:02.609 by numbers film, mostly because it was all over 00:02:02.609 --> 00:02:07.329 the fucking shop. Paint by numbers. Somebody 00:02:07.329 --> 00:02:11.409 who can't read. Yeah. Paint by numbers by someone 00:02:11.409 --> 00:02:14.259 who doesn't know how to count. Yeah. Yeah. Or 00:02:14.259 --> 00:02:15.680 they know how to count, but they can only count 00:02:15.680 --> 00:02:20.259 to 10, and there's like 13 colors. But before 00:02:20.259 --> 00:02:22.580 we get more into that, welcome back to Cage Match, 00:02:22.819 --> 00:02:24.520 a colon, a roundabout way of meeting Nicolas 00:02:24.520 --> 00:02:28.520 Cage. I'm your host, Sean, here with... I'm Nick! 00:02:29.800 --> 00:02:35.560 Nick! And our producer. Peter, hello. Welcome 00:02:35.560 --> 00:02:38.620 back. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. This week, 00:02:38.620 --> 00:02:42.039 we are discussing Seeking Justice. Or Justice. 00:02:42.199 --> 00:02:45.849 In 2011. Or whatever it is in Spanish. And January 00:02:45.849 --> 00:02:48.830 Jones. And Guy Pearce. And then a bunch of people 00:02:48.830 --> 00:02:51.669 I do not recognize. Oh, see, I recognized a lot 00:02:51.669 --> 00:02:54.569 of people from this. Yeah. Like, do I remember 00:02:54.569 --> 00:02:57.449 their names and do they matter? No. The only 00:02:57.449 --> 00:03:00.110 one that matters is fucking Iron E. Singleton. 00:03:00.430 --> 00:03:03.550 That's a great name. Great name. He was the kind 00:03:03.550 --> 00:03:07.069 of like stout black man. Wait, what about Dick 00:03:07.069 --> 00:03:14.569 Rand Tulane? Uh, what? D -I -K -R -A -N, first 00:03:14.569 --> 00:03:18.889 name. Second name, Tulane. T -U -L -A -I -N -E. 00:03:19.210 --> 00:03:25.530 Dickran Tulane. He played Sideburns. Oh, yeah, 00:03:25.650 --> 00:03:28.509 Sideburns. He was the one with the scar that 00:03:28.509 --> 00:03:33.289 got... He was the abductor of... Oh, okay, yeah, 00:03:33.289 --> 00:03:35.969 yeah, yeah. In the middle half of it. But what's 00:03:35.969 --> 00:03:39.229 funny is that his name was... but the other character's 00:03:39.229 --> 00:03:41.990 name is Scar, who is the bald guy who has no 00:03:41.990 --> 00:03:46.590 scar. Well, it's a reference to his botched circumcision. 00:03:48.129 --> 00:03:50.590 Because, yeah, when I was looking at sideburns, 00:03:50.590 --> 00:03:52.169 the thing I wasn't looking at was his sideburns. 00:03:52.169 --> 00:03:54.210 I didn't even notice if he had sideburns. All 00:03:54.210 --> 00:03:56.629 I noticed was that giant fuck -all scar. Yeah, 00:03:56.729 --> 00:03:58.229 I don't think he had any facial hair at all. 00:03:58.569 --> 00:04:01.490 I think that's incredible. I love that. I love 00:04:01.490 --> 00:04:07.069 that for both of them. Nicolas Cage is... a teacher 00:04:07.069 --> 00:04:10.889 he's married to january jones who's will and 00:04:10.889 --> 00:04:14.930 laura gerard um one night something terrible 00:04:14.930 --> 00:04:19.829 happens to laura uh and in his grief -stricken 00:04:19.829 --> 00:04:24.810 moment uh nicholas cage uh agrees to let guy 00:04:24.810 --> 00:04:29.550 pierces simon i got the imdb pulled up so i'll 00:04:29.550 --> 00:04:31.730 just you know cut out my pause between names 00:04:31.730 --> 00:04:36.629 um simon to Find the guy who did it and take 00:04:36.629 --> 00:04:40.910 care of him. And then we're ushered into a light 00:04:40.910 --> 00:04:45.750 breeze of mild action as the most unnecessary 00:04:45.750 --> 00:04:50.889 group of assassins. Organization of assassins 00:04:50.889 --> 00:04:54.209 kind of makes its way through New Orleans. So, 00:04:54.250 --> 00:04:57.050 yeah, I mean, that's that's kind of the whole 00:04:57.050 --> 00:04:59.670 gist. There's a lot of steps to killing people 00:04:59.670 --> 00:05:02.850 that don't need to happen, especially considering 00:05:02.850 --> 00:05:07.360 that Guy Pearce. scar and sideburns are wholly 00:05:07.360 --> 00:05:10.100 willing to just shoot people in public oh don't 00:05:10.100 --> 00:05:13.540 forget the guy named cancer oh i bet he was actually 00:05:13.540 --> 00:05:19.779 yes so irony singleton was scar god damn it four 00:05:19.779 --> 00:05:24.360 years in that was your best joke so the the idea 00:05:24.360 --> 00:05:27.000 is like yeah so he agrees to have the rapist 00:05:27.000 --> 00:05:31.819 who attacked his wife be taken care of for a 00:05:31.819 --> 00:05:36.149 future yeah a promise like a promissory note 00:05:36.149 --> 00:05:38.709 and you know guy pierce says like you we might 00:05:38.709 --> 00:05:40.810 want you to like knock out a camera somewhere 00:05:40.810 --> 00:05:43.290 or you know show up and drop a letter off or 00:05:43.290 --> 00:05:46.189 whatever you know but it's always murder yeah 00:05:46.189 --> 00:05:50.370 it's always gonna be murder though right like 00:05:50.370 --> 00:05:54.769 yeah any fool could take out a camera yeah you're 00:05:54.769 --> 00:05:57.029 right it like gets kind of hot and fast into 00:05:57.029 --> 00:06:00.689 not all that thrilling of action overall but 00:06:00.689 --> 00:06:03.600 i was like pretty tense through this movie like 00:06:03.600 --> 00:06:05.560 i thought it did a good job of building tension 00:06:05.560 --> 00:06:10.509 i so okay uh i really liked or anything with 00:06:10.509 --> 00:06:13.730 a chase scene I love, but that stupid chase scene 00:06:13.730 --> 00:06:18.050 of Nicolas Cage running along the overpass and 00:06:18.050 --> 00:06:21.550 everything. He's so slow. He climbs down. I mean, 00:06:21.550 --> 00:06:24.370 he looks like an idiot trying to do these things 00:06:24.370 --> 00:06:27.970 because he's an English teacher, but I just had 00:06:27.970 --> 00:06:30.050 such a good time with him crawling underneath 00:06:30.050 --> 00:06:33.670 the overpass and falling and almost getting hit 00:06:33.670 --> 00:06:37.180 by cars. Then that one dude totally getting hit 00:06:37.180 --> 00:06:39.939 by a car. Yeah, Scar, he gets fucking smashed 00:06:39.939 --> 00:06:42.800 and then dragged. That was kind of gnarly. When 00:06:42.800 --> 00:06:45.579 Nicolas Cage is running across the freeway and 00:06:45.579 --> 00:06:50.019 the, not semi -truck, but the larger truck skids 00:06:50.019 --> 00:06:53.879 and just misses him, it gave me knowing vibes. 00:06:57.040 --> 00:06:59.500 I was thinking about that scene. If a car really 00:06:59.500 --> 00:07:01.920 was going on the highway in traffic and slammed 00:07:01.920 --> 00:07:04.519 on its brakes and did that skid, you probably 00:07:04.519 --> 00:07:06.759 wouldn't get knocked that far if it was really 00:07:06.759 --> 00:07:08.480 slowing down. You would just sort of get bumped 00:07:08.480 --> 00:07:12.160 around by it. That did feel oddly realistic. 00:07:12.579 --> 00:07:14.120 I feel like most movies you would have gotten 00:07:14.120 --> 00:07:16.300 hit by that and been like, what? Oh, you just 00:07:16.300 --> 00:07:19.079 tossed? Yeah, exactly. I did like how it dragged 00:07:19.079 --> 00:07:22.959 his body. Just legs behind it from an aerial 00:07:22.959 --> 00:07:27.300 shot. I'll say I wasn't a huge fan of the action 00:07:27.300 --> 00:07:29.600 in this film. There are a couple moments that 00:07:29.600 --> 00:07:32.819 look really real and look like they'd be real 00:07:32.819 --> 00:07:35.740 painful, like when Nicolas Cage tackles the guy 00:07:35.740 --> 00:07:40.600 down the escalator. Yeah. Oh, sideburns. That 00:07:40.600 --> 00:07:43.399 was sideburns. That's how sideburns die. Spoilers. 00:07:43.500 --> 00:07:47.240 Yeah. Rest in peace, sideburns. And then when 00:07:47.240 --> 00:07:48.980 Guy Pearce and Nick Cage go over the edge and 00:07:48.980 --> 00:07:52.889 land on the escalator. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Sorry, 00:07:52.990 --> 00:07:55.009 I was just remembering the escalator part because 00:07:55.009 --> 00:07:56.829 I was thinking like, oh, they slid down escalator 00:07:56.829 --> 00:07:58.490 stairs. Those things are so sharp. But no, it 00:07:58.490 --> 00:08:00.589 was like the middle part with all the little 00:08:00.589 --> 00:08:02.769 circle. Yeah, all the little fuck you knobs all 00:08:02.769 --> 00:08:06.550 over it. God, that every time I want to slide 00:08:06.550 --> 00:08:08.509 down one of those and then I look at those, I'm 00:08:08.509 --> 00:08:10.329 like, that's going to feel terrible on my butthole. 00:08:10.870 --> 00:08:14.350 Yeah. Oh, just fucking weird, sharp punches to 00:08:14.350 --> 00:08:17.930 the butt. You know, some people pay for that. 00:08:18.170 --> 00:08:22.430 I mean, like I could. Learn to love it. Yeah, 00:08:22.490 --> 00:08:25.189 exactly. You just have to train yourself up one 00:08:25.189 --> 00:08:30.910 bump at a time. Yeah. I feel by 40, you probably 00:08:30.910 --> 00:08:36.509 know. Yeah. If you like butt bumping. I mean, 00:08:36.570 --> 00:08:40.350 I think by 40, you would at least suspect if 00:08:40.350 --> 00:08:43.509 you knew. I've never had the suspicion that I 00:08:43.509 --> 00:08:49.330 might need two or three knuckles. Only one way 00:08:49.330 --> 00:08:52.919 to find out. but yeah so like there's not enough 00:08:52.919 --> 00:08:56.700 spargo buddies on this table but i love you peter 00:08:56.700 --> 00:08:59.600 but you know mouth stuff only this is for science 00:08:59.600 --> 00:09:04.039 while the labuzzi watches yeah exactly oh no 00:09:04.039 --> 00:09:07.120 they're innocent labuzzi's for the kids dude 00:09:07.120 --> 00:09:11.740 oh fucking i was talking about the labuzzi with 00:09:11.740 --> 00:09:14.100 my friend tiffany and how like peter you were 00:09:14.100 --> 00:09:15.940 saying your daughter like wanted it and you're 00:09:15.940 --> 00:09:19.700 like no you you can't have this like alcohol 00:09:19.700 --> 00:09:22.440 you're not allowed to bring the buzzball mascot 00:09:22.440 --> 00:09:26.860 to school yeah i had but it made us think that 00:09:26.860 --> 00:09:28.919 like you know how many joe campbell plushies 00:09:28.919 --> 00:09:31.480 i had as a kid for real yeah my kids at my school 00:09:31.480 --> 00:09:33.340 definitely had like joe campbell t -shirts and 00:09:33.340 --> 00:09:36.299 shit yeah yeah shirts with just the marlboro 00:09:36.299 --> 00:09:39.519 man silhouette on it it's like dad won this with 00:09:39.519 --> 00:09:43.600 his fucking cigarette tops it was mostly big 00:09:43.600 --> 00:09:46.769 dog oh god Some of my favorite toys as a child 00:09:46.769 --> 00:09:49.230 are responsible for my father's early death. 00:09:51.230 --> 00:09:57.009 Comedy podcast. Yeah. Just lawn darts. You find 00:09:57.009 --> 00:10:00.629 something out weird about Sean. Butt bumping. 00:10:00.809 --> 00:10:03.870 Just butt bumping lawn darts. I don't know. You 00:10:03.870 --> 00:10:07.269 got to start wondering at some point. Why I'm 00:10:07.269 --> 00:10:11.029 the way I am. Yeah, exactly. know if lawn darts 00:10:11.029 --> 00:10:13.830 deserve to be in your butt obviously there's 00:10:13.830 --> 00:10:15.409 a point in your life where you look at every 00:10:15.409 --> 00:10:17.929 object and you're like could i take that in the 00:10:17.929 --> 00:10:20.090 butt right like those little candles you've got 00:10:20.090 --> 00:10:22.809 over there i could probably put one of those 00:10:22.809 --> 00:10:25.350 in my butt it'd be fine yeah i mean i wouldn't 00:10:25.350 --> 00:10:27.669 you wouldn't love it experience but that doesn't 00:10:27.669 --> 00:10:30.870 look like something that would like fuck you 00:10:30.870 --> 00:10:33.879 up yeah i'm not gonna lose it for one but it's 00:10:33.879 --> 00:10:35.879 not going to tear me up or anything. This is 00:10:35.879 --> 00:10:38.360 a great conversation. I like what else is in 00:10:38.360 --> 00:10:40.879 this room that I could shove up my butt. I think 00:10:40.879 --> 00:10:43.200 that you could probably do the lava lamp. Ooh, 00:10:43.340 --> 00:10:45.740 you got to cool it off though. Oh yeah. Yeah. 00:10:45.799 --> 00:10:50.580 But that's not as cool looking. Uh, do you think 00:10:50.580 --> 00:10:53.500 you could take a pool noodle? You could kind 00:10:53.500 --> 00:10:56.100 of roll it up to get like a, a narrower bit. 00:10:56.539 --> 00:11:00.320 Yeah. And then once it's in expand. Yeah. Yeah. 00:11:00.500 --> 00:11:03.460 How do you get that out? I mean, like you're 00:11:03.460 --> 00:11:06.679 pole -starting a lawnmower. Let's ask Richard 00:11:06.679 --> 00:11:09.500 Gere. Thank you. I was trying to remember Richard 00:11:09.500 --> 00:11:12.000 Gere's name to make the same joke. Let's get 00:11:12.000 --> 00:11:13.519 him on the podcast. He's not doing anything. 00:11:13.740 --> 00:11:15.980 He's not doing anything, no. Yeah. Oh, we could 00:11:15.980 --> 00:11:18.899 get him and Swayze doing like a back -to -backsies. 00:11:18.899 --> 00:11:24.840 Oh, boy. Ass -to -ass. Ass -to -ass. Okay. Yeah. 00:11:24.899 --> 00:11:28.019 So this movie, you're right, it is not action 00:11:28.019 --> 00:11:30.399 -packed. No. But I do think it has a good sort 00:11:30.399 --> 00:11:33.210 of like... who's involved, everyone's involved. 00:11:33.669 --> 00:11:36.769 It's like there's this code phrase that people 00:11:36.769 --> 00:11:40.250 say, you know, the hungry rabbit jumps. And it's 00:11:40.250 --> 00:11:41.929 sort of the indication that they are associated 00:11:41.929 --> 00:11:45.289 with this group. And I did like that, right? 00:11:46.149 --> 00:11:48.730 There are certain parts of it, like why did the 00:11:48.730 --> 00:11:51.649 lieutenant or whoever it was, like why did he 00:11:51.649 --> 00:11:54.710 help him out? Yeah, I mean, that motivation was 00:11:54.710 --> 00:11:59.389 pretty unclear. I'm suspecting he's one of those 00:11:59.389 --> 00:12:03.360 people kind of like, uh his friend who was just 00:12:03.360 --> 00:12:04.940 like you know things are getting out of hand 00:12:04.940 --> 00:12:07.000 oh right yeah i'm trying to he may be trying 00:12:07.000 --> 00:12:09.840 to out of control we're trying to get the yeah 00:12:09.840 --> 00:12:13.019 well like well his friend was just like simon's 00:12:13.019 --> 00:12:15.179 going too far yeah so maybe the lieutenant was 00:12:15.179 --> 00:12:18.080 on that boat but uh it was a little unclear but 00:12:18.080 --> 00:12:19.980 you know you just kind of my understanding of 00:12:19.980 --> 00:12:21.659 it was they're supposed to be like different 00:12:21.659 --> 00:12:24.379 cells so like if one cell gets caught they can't 00:12:24.379 --> 00:12:27.960 ride out another cell again it's like a rogue 00:12:27.960 --> 00:12:31.100 cell yeah it's needlessly convoluted A little 00:12:31.100 --> 00:12:33.500 bit, yeah. I imagine that they just had meetings 00:12:33.500 --> 00:12:37.899 like the Elks Club or something. Maybe like some 00:12:37.899 --> 00:12:40.960 big silly hat that they all wear. All right, 00:12:40.980 --> 00:12:42.379 so I'm going to try and run through this. So 00:12:42.379 --> 00:12:46.059 he's a teacher. His wife gets assaulted. He's 00:12:46.059 --> 00:12:47.460 the cool teacher, though. He's the cool teacher. 00:12:47.539 --> 00:12:50.340 Only like rad Shakespeare. He's a teacher who 00:12:50.340 --> 00:12:53.320 fucks. Yeah, brought students to a symphony concert 00:12:53.320 --> 00:12:56.960 to keep them off the bad path. Right. So his 00:12:56.960 --> 00:12:59.620 wife gets assaulted. He has the killer or the... 00:12:59.899 --> 00:13:05.740 the corporate killed. So he's then six months 00:13:05.740 --> 00:13:07.759 later, you know, they're living at home. She's 00:13:07.759 --> 00:13:10.779 gotten a gun, whatever. And then he's called 00:13:10.779 --> 00:13:14.759 up to track some woman at a zoo. And then this 00:13:14.759 --> 00:13:19.600 guy. who he's told is a sex offender or something, 00:13:19.720 --> 00:13:22.120 who's a creep. Yeah, he's like a pedophile. He 00:13:22.120 --> 00:13:26.019 does kiddie porn. And then his job next is to 00:13:26.019 --> 00:13:30.259 bump him off of an overpass bridge. Yeah. So 00:13:30.259 --> 00:13:33.840 he does inadvertently when the guy freaks out 00:13:33.840 --> 00:13:35.379 and is like, oh my God, you're trying to kill 00:13:35.379 --> 00:13:38.299 me. So then the cops come and get Nick Cage, 00:13:38.559 --> 00:13:40.539 which is how he then gets into this lieutenant 00:13:40.539 --> 00:13:44.110 situation. Then he gets released by that guy. 00:13:44.309 --> 00:13:47.529 Was a bad lieutenant. Bad lieutenant. Not released, 00:13:47.870 --> 00:13:52.009 but escaped by that guy. He escaped him. Then 00:13:52.009 --> 00:13:55.190 he goes and figures out, it's all this frame 00:13:55.190 --> 00:13:58.330 job. The guy that he accidentally bumped off 00:13:58.330 --> 00:14:00.470 the overpass is actually a reporter trying to 00:14:00.470 --> 00:14:03.139 blow up the whole... Yeah, he goes to the guy's 00:14:03.139 --> 00:14:05.379 wake. Yeah, he goes to the wake and gets drunk 00:14:05.379 --> 00:14:07.940 with a bunch of reporters. Yeah, and starts asking 00:14:07.940 --> 00:14:12.080 them a bunch of questions about him. I loved 00:14:12.080 --> 00:14:14.379 the part where the guy at the end was like, hey 00:14:14.379 --> 00:14:16.840 man, I don't know if you're a cop or a private 00:14:16.840 --> 00:14:19.679 eye or whatever, but don't come to somebody's 00:14:19.679 --> 00:14:21.960 fucking wake and pretend to be their friend. 00:14:22.080 --> 00:14:26.120 Not cool. After they drink multiple shots from 00:14:26.120 --> 00:14:29.440 him, they're just draining him for whiskey. Slick 00:14:29.440 --> 00:14:31.570 move. It's like, I know you're a piece of shit, 00:14:31.570 --> 00:14:35.330 so fucking kick rocks, dude. So then his wife 00:14:35.330 --> 00:14:38.629 gets kidnapped again. Well, not again. For the 00:14:38.629 --> 00:14:41.529 first time. So she gets... It's true. They did 00:14:41.529 --> 00:14:45.090 leave her behind last time. Yeah. No ransom requested. 00:14:45.389 --> 00:14:50.289 That's true. Then she gets away? Wait, she maces 00:14:50.289 --> 00:14:54.750 those two dudes. She maces Cancer and Sideburns. 00:14:54.750 --> 00:14:57.159 Yeah, and then she like... But then they catch 00:14:57.159 --> 00:14:59.480 her again? Yeah, because when he goes... So Nick 00:14:59.480 --> 00:15:04.940 Cage finds the reporter's stash and finds all 00:15:04.940 --> 00:15:07.139 his files and discovers that his best friend 00:15:07.139 --> 00:15:11.860 is part of this organization. Oh yeah, Michael 00:15:11.860 --> 00:15:15.700 from Lost also. When he goes and confronts the 00:15:15.700 --> 00:15:20.460 friend, then later goes to Laura's best friend 00:15:20.460 --> 00:15:22.799 and finds out where she's hiding out and then 00:15:22.799 --> 00:15:26.639 has... The guys can never again, needlessly complicated. 00:15:26.740 --> 00:15:28.240 She could have just been kidnapped the first 00:15:28.240 --> 00:15:30.519 time. Oh, that scene was actually pretty good 00:15:30.519 --> 00:15:32.600 though. When, when she opens the door and it's 00:15:32.600 --> 00:15:36.080 like, Oh, it's me. It's a Jimmy or whatever. 00:15:36.159 --> 00:15:38.639 Not Tim Meadows. Yeah. Hey, it's me. Not Tim 00:15:38.639 --> 00:15:41.740 Meadows. Right. A different high school principal. 00:15:43.039 --> 00:15:46.379 African -American descent. So she opens the door 00:15:46.379 --> 00:15:47.879 because she recognizes him. And then there's 00:15:47.879 --> 00:15:49.899 that like split second moment where you see. 00:15:51.099 --> 00:15:52.759 cancer sideburns or whatever come around the 00:15:52.759 --> 00:15:54.559 corner it was like that was a good little like 00:15:54.559 --> 00:15:57.840 jump moment yeah i liked that there aren't that 00:15:57.840 --> 00:16:00.879 many in this it's not like a very great like 00:16:00.879 --> 00:16:03.820 high tension in that way sort of no it's not 00:16:03.820 --> 00:16:05.879 a jump scare movie or anything like that it's 00:16:05.879 --> 00:16:10.820 more of just like a uh oh boy what's next yeah 00:16:10.820 --> 00:16:14.320 you know the feeling i got uh the uh the feeling 00:16:14.320 --> 00:16:17.039 i got throughout this whole movie is every like 00:16:17.039 --> 00:16:20.740 20 minutes or so i'd be like oh thank god this 00:16:20.740 --> 00:16:22.620 is wrapping up and i pause it i'm like there's 00:16:22.620 --> 00:16:25.820 40 minutes left in this piece of shit yeah so 00:16:25.820 --> 00:16:29.299 then they go to the superdome to see a truck 00:16:29.299 --> 00:16:31.860 a monster truck show yeah i was so happy when 00:16:31.860 --> 00:16:34.539 it was the monster jam yeah that was cool i was 00:16:34.539 --> 00:16:36.299 i was expecting it to be a football game or something 00:16:36.299 --> 00:16:38.720 but no this is the one thing this is the one 00:16:38.720 --> 00:16:40.840 part of this movie that made me chuckle so when 00:16:40.840 --> 00:16:43.580 nick cage gets his initial like job from simon 00:16:43.580 --> 00:16:46.279 he's getting dicked around a lot and like you 00:16:46.279 --> 00:16:50.120 know go here and mail this thing or buy two candy 00:16:50.120 --> 00:16:53.639 bars buy two candy bars yeah like is that a real 00:16:53.639 --> 00:16:57.419 candy bar no okay i wasn't sure if they made 00:16:57.419 --> 00:16:58.980 that for this movie or if it was something that 00:16:58.980 --> 00:17:01.500 was real i'm like go to this mailbox when he 00:17:01.500 --> 00:17:03.440 gets the mailbox he gets like open the letter 00:17:03.440 --> 00:17:06.279 gets a phone call all this like all these things 00:17:06.279 --> 00:17:08.680 so when it's his turn to he's like go to the 00:17:08.680 --> 00:17:11.339 concourse you'll find a bathroom have a piss 00:17:11.339 --> 00:17:15.019 get a hot dog and then he finally shows up and 00:17:15.019 --> 00:17:17.220 guy pierce is just like having fun and i'm like 00:17:17.220 --> 00:17:20.900 yay I would. Yes. You know what I did not see 00:17:20.900 --> 00:17:26.039 in that exchange? He did not wash his hands before 00:17:26.039 --> 00:17:29.680 he went to buy that hot dog. What if... Maybe 00:17:29.680 --> 00:17:31.019 he doesn't touch. He's got a lot of Monster Jam 00:17:31.019 --> 00:17:34.519 piss on his... Listen. On his fingies. What if 00:17:34.519 --> 00:17:37.880 you just are really good at clean pissing? Oh, 00:17:37.880 --> 00:17:41.660 yeah. Sure. Yeah. You just wear sweatpants. Sling 00:17:41.660 --> 00:17:45.980 hog out. Yeah. Okay. Piss. Get it back in. You 00:17:45.980 --> 00:17:47.740 didn't touch a door. It's a fucking stadium. 00:17:48.059 --> 00:17:49.740 Yeah. I don't know. People are still going to 00:17:49.740 --> 00:17:51.700 look at you weird, even if you're a master pisser. 00:17:51.740 --> 00:17:53.900 It's true. Here's the thing I noticed about that 00:17:53.900 --> 00:17:55.920 scene that bugged me. They're in the bathroom. 00:17:56.779 --> 00:17:59.279 It's a trough. It's a trough toilet. There's 00:17:59.279 --> 00:18:01.660 a sign that says, please flush. Yeah, please 00:18:01.660 --> 00:18:03.759 flush the urinals or whatever. It's like, oh, 00:18:04.000 --> 00:18:05.940 get out of here. Sometimes those troughs have 00:18:05.940 --> 00:18:08.980 like the central flusher. Yeah, they do. But 00:18:08.980 --> 00:18:11.359 I've never seen a sign that said flush the urinals 00:18:11.359 --> 00:18:14.539 above a trough either. I've been to the Superdome. 00:18:15.559 --> 00:18:18.019 I like how Nick and I both picked up on that 00:18:18.019 --> 00:18:21.700 needless detail. It's stupid background information 00:18:21.700 --> 00:18:25.140 that I love. Makes no difference. Yeah. Pissing 00:18:25.140 --> 00:18:26.740 in a trough is one of my favorite ways to piss. 00:18:26.960 --> 00:18:29.859 I got to piss in a trough this weekend. I forgot 00:18:29.859 --> 00:18:32.160 that the tractor is still a trough. Did it have 00:18:32.160 --> 00:18:35.180 ice? Nope. Oh, usually the tractor had ice. Bare 00:18:35.180 --> 00:18:39.359 metal trough. Just hot trough. Just hot troughing. 00:18:39.420 --> 00:18:43.730 I was hot to trough this weekend. what'd you 00:18:43.730 --> 00:18:45.289 say that's your second best joke in four years 00:18:45.289 --> 00:18:47.329 oh my buddy was in town so we went and saw uh 00:18:47.329 --> 00:18:50.230 the cave singers oh cool yeah yeah good show 00:18:50.230 --> 00:18:53.390 yeah yeah nice you know it's guys with acoustic 00:18:53.390 --> 00:18:55.589 guitars and stuff yeah and a hot piss trough 00:18:55.589 --> 00:19:00.049 and a hot piss trough i got their last hams first 00:19:00.049 --> 00:19:02.309 beer i got there i was like i'd like a hams and 00:19:02.309 --> 00:19:05.779 he's like it's the last one Damn it. Then I went 00:19:05.779 --> 00:19:09.880 to Twilight later and I asked for a hams and 00:19:09.880 --> 00:19:11.640 Dave was like, we're all out. I'm like, what 00:19:11.640 --> 00:19:13.279 the fuck is happening around here? What's going 00:19:13.279 --> 00:19:16.200 on with hams? I don't know. Man. I need to go 00:19:16.200 --> 00:19:21.099 back down and restock my hams fridge. My ham 00:19:21.099 --> 00:19:23.759 fridge. Who doesn't have a ham fridge? Ham slam. 00:19:24.099 --> 00:19:26.140 Zeta Buddies was my favorite place in Ballard 00:19:26.140 --> 00:19:29.099 because it had all those beers. Hams and Strohs 00:19:29.099 --> 00:19:31.480 and all the kind of like mid shit from the Midwest. 00:19:31.880 --> 00:19:36.299 Yeah. Yes. God. Nice. Just what I want. Medium 00:19:36.299 --> 00:19:39.940 beer. I was going to say about the January Jones 00:19:39.940 --> 00:19:43.720 of it all. I don't know what it is about her, 00:19:43.819 --> 00:19:48.440 but I never recognize her without those Mad Men 00:19:48.440 --> 00:19:52.440 jugs. It just never looks like her. She's also 00:19:52.440 --> 00:19:56.220 a pretty boring actor. It's true. Obviously, 00:19:56.220 --> 00:20:00.220 Mad Men was the big thing for her. She's a pretty 00:20:00.220 --> 00:20:02.390 good character in that. for the most part like 00:20:02.390 --> 00:20:04.309 she's boring and bland at first but then has 00:20:04.309 --> 00:20:07.730 like an arc and then it was what like x -men 00:20:07.730 --> 00:20:11.690 first class or something where she plays emma 00:20:11.690 --> 00:20:14.910 frost emma frost and she's like designed to be 00:20:14.910 --> 00:20:17.750 boring in that which is a not boring character 00:20:17.750 --> 00:20:20.250 so right i didn't recognize in this film because 00:20:20.250 --> 00:20:24.470 she wasn't a terrible actress in it and that 00:20:24.470 --> 00:20:25.990 she was forgettable in this where she's usually 00:20:25.990 --> 00:20:29.809 overacting so much and it's awful yeah actually 00:20:29.809 --> 00:20:32.200 that's a pretty good point like Overall, I think 00:20:32.200 --> 00:20:34.140 that her performance, Guy Pearce's performance, 00:20:34.279 --> 00:20:35.880 and Nick Cage's performance were not terrible. 00:20:36.039 --> 00:20:38.799 And we'll get to the Cage of it all. But the 00:20:38.799 --> 00:20:41.599 acting wasn't bad in this. It's just sort of 00:20:41.599 --> 00:20:46.599 like a weird medium movie, you know? So I thought 00:20:46.599 --> 00:20:49.299 for sure there was another movie that we've watched 00:20:49.299 --> 00:20:53.859 with January Jones. Was there? No, I think I'm 00:20:53.859 --> 00:20:58.440 confusing Famke Jensen or whatever, which is 00:20:58.440 --> 00:21:02.180 fine. My Google search, it gave me the people 00:21:02.180 --> 00:21:05.680 always, or also ask, what movie is Nicolas Cage 00:21:05.680 --> 00:21:08.500 in January Jones? And I'm like, oh, that's a 00:21:08.500 --> 00:21:09.680 funny way to say it. And then I was like, oh, 00:21:09.799 --> 00:21:12.480 there's even a sex scene. So it's not exactly 00:21:12.480 --> 00:21:15.920 incorrect. Yeah, they kind of got it. He's a 00:21:15.920 --> 00:21:19.619 method man. He went for it this time. She loved 00:21:19.619 --> 00:21:24.720 it. I don't know how to transition out of that 00:21:24.720 --> 00:21:26.680 one. Terrible thing to transition out of. So 00:21:26.680 --> 00:21:29.200 the director of this, Roger Donaldson, he did 00:21:29.200 --> 00:21:31.400 like a fair amount of stuff. But the only two 00:21:31.400 --> 00:21:33.759 that I had really seen were sort of like deep 00:21:33.759 --> 00:21:39.339 90s, like bad movies that live in my brain. Dante's 00:21:39.339 --> 00:21:43.519 Peak? Dante's Peak. And the other one, Species. 00:21:44.920 --> 00:21:47.519 I looked up this guy beforehand and I was like, 00:21:47.579 --> 00:21:48.980 man, this guy hasn't done a lot in a while. Then 00:21:48.980 --> 00:21:51.279 I looked down, I'm like, holy shit, he did Dante's. 00:21:51.480 --> 00:21:54.599 vegan species those movies were huge in the 90s 00:21:54.599 --> 00:21:57.180 for no reason for no reason so species because 00:21:57.180 --> 00:22:00.180 like boobs you know boobs which was like that 00:22:00.180 --> 00:22:02.200 was really hot i think she killed a guy in a 00:22:02.200 --> 00:22:04.980 hot tub with her tail yeah do you guys remember 00:22:04.980 --> 00:22:08.299 before the internet and like just having a like 00:22:08.299 --> 00:22:11.859 a mildly like sexy alien would just make your 00:22:11.859 --> 00:22:14.460 terrible movie like the biggest fucking thing 00:22:14.460 --> 00:22:16.920 yeah i mean that was kind of the entire thing 00:22:16.920 --> 00:22:19.339 yeah yeah i mean like it didn't matter if it 00:22:19.339 --> 00:22:22.299 was an alien or Like some kind of hot, weird, 00:22:22.440 --> 00:22:26.799 androgynous furniture piece or something. Usually 00:22:26.799 --> 00:22:29.759 okay with me. I was trying to think. Oh, yeah, 00:22:29.839 --> 00:22:31.700 he did The World's Fastest Indian. I saw that. 00:22:31.700 --> 00:22:35.000 Oh, yeah. There was what? Something else. Not 00:22:35.000 --> 00:22:38.359 Dante's Peak. I don't know. There was something 00:22:38.359 --> 00:22:40.720 else that I had seen of his. Dante's Peak came 00:22:40.720 --> 00:22:43.160 out at the same time as Volcano, right? Oh, fuck, 00:22:43.259 --> 00:22:46.240 yeah. He did a... movie called smash palace right 00:22:46.240 --> 00:22:50.759 after he did nutcase the other i guess the other 00:22:50.759 --> 00:22:52.920 big one would be cocktail with tom cruise oh 00:22:52.920 --> 00:22:56.519 sure yeah so dante's peak is one that like i 00:22:56.519 --> 00:22:59.839 really don't remember except for like doesn't 00:22:59.839 --> 00:23:03.500 a grandma's feet turn into skeleton at some point 00:23:03.500 --> 00:23:09.099 just skeleton Doesn't a grandma's feet turn into 00:23:09.099 --> 00:23:12.579 skeleton at some point? It's the sentence you 00:23:12.579 --> 00:23:17.599 just said. I stand by it. I remember they're 00:23:17.599 --> 00:23:20.119 in a boat and the boat is able to survive the 00:23:20.119 --> 00:23:22.859 lava for some reason. It's not the lava, but 00:23:22.859 --> 00:23:26.819 the water of the lake is full of... It's acidic 00:23:26.819 --> 00:23:30.769 and boiling because of the lava. and what did 00:23:30.769 --> 00:23:33.170 she dangle her feet over it or something she 00:23:33.170 --> 00:23:36.250 has to like push the boat they stall i don't 00:23:36.250 --> 00:23:38.509 know why they didn't have maybe their oars melted 00:23:38.509 --> 00:23:40.730 i don't fucking remember no that was it their 00:23:40.730 --> 00:23:42.250 oars melted and someone needed to get them to 00:23:42.250 --> 00:23:44.309 shore because the boat was melting and grandma 00:23:44.309 --> 00:23:46.450 was already gonna die because she was old so 00:23:46.450 --> 00:23:48.549 she got in the water and her feet turned to skeleton 00:23:48.549 --> 00:23:52.650 thank you just straight up skeleton feet Am I 00:23:52.650 --> 00:23:55.269 misremembering it or is that accurate? No, that's 00:23:55.269 --> 00:23:57.589 exactly how that went down. You're right. Wow. 00:23:57.730 --> 00:23:59.609 Because that's my only memory of that movie is 00:23:59.609 --> 00:24:07.109 like, okay, I guess like bone feet. That's pretty 00:24:07.109 --> 00:24:09.190 awesome. I'll have to watch that someday. I don't 00:24:09.190 --> 00:24:10.269 think you need to watch it on TSP. Just that 00:24:10.269 --> 00:24:11.970 scene. Yeah, all right. Well, I'll pass that 00:24:11.970 --> 00:24:14.589 around the channel. Okay. I do want to talk about 00:24:14.589 --> 00:24:16.769 a couple things with this film is when Nick Cage 00:24:16.769 --> 00:24:20.630 goes, escapes to the police station very slowly. 00:24:21.130 --> 00:24:24.190 the slowest like escape um yeah i like to draw 00:24:24.190 --> 00:24:26.970 attention to yourself he steals it but even when 00:24:26.970 --> 00:24:30.190 he's running he's running slow um well he might 00:24:30.190 --> 00:24:34.750 just be slow yeah uh i i did like how he uh stole 00:24:34.750 --> 00:24:38.549 a car he goes into a rich hope goes into a fancy 00:24:38.549 --> 00:24:41.529 hotel goes into the coat just walks in the coat 00:24:41.529 --> 00:24:44.410 check finds a coat that has a ticket puts it 00:24:44.410 --> 00:24:47.779 on walks right back out Gets a car. A sweet escalade 00:24:47.779 --> 00:24:51.000 or something that was bumping some definite escalade 00:24:51.000 --> 00:24:53.440 music. Uses that car to commit a crime. Does 00:24:53.440 --> 00:24:55.559 the worst bribery I've ever seen. Tries to bribe 00:24:55.559 --> 00:24:57.559 a guy with 20 bucks. Have you seen my friend 00:24:57.559 --> 00:25:00.799 Andrew Jackson? Yeah. Does give the guy 60 bucks. 00:25:00.960 --> 00:25:05.880 Does the slowest break into a garage ever. But 00:25:05.880 --> 00:25:09.019 the part I want to talk about is cops get called. 00:25:09.220 --> 00:25:11.640 High speed chase. You think he's going to jump 00:25:11.640 --> 00:25:14.579 a train track while a train's coming? Doesn't. 00:25:15.559 --> 00:25:19.859 Turns around, clips cop car. Cop car, like, gets 00:25:19.859 --> 00:25:21.660 the top sheared off. Oh, I thought the cop was, 00:25:21.720 --> 00:25:24.420 like, definitely dead. The second cop definitely 00:25:24.420 --> 00:25:27.859 is. The guy in the driver's seat got out. Passenger 00:25:27.859 --> 00:25:30.599 did not survive that. I guarantee it. But so 00:25:30.599 --> 00:25:33.079 here's the thing. He keeps that car for at least 00:25:33.079 --> 00:25:36.660 a day. No APB. Nobody's looking for that car. 00:25:37.119 --> 00:25:39.220 Drives around with it for a whole other day. 00:25:39.700 --> 00:25:41.660 And then at the end of the movie, when Simon 00:25:41.660 --> 00:25:44.359 gets a... When they're like, you know, the Simon 00:25:44.359 --> 00:25:47.599 guy did it. And this teacher, Walter, whatever 00:25:47.599 --> 00:25:50.240 his name is, like all charges are dropped. Despite 00:25:50.240 --> 00:25:53.140 the fact that escaped police custody, car chase, 00:25:53.319 --> 00:25:57.299 stole a car, almost killed a cop. Like, no, that 00:25:57.299 --> 00:25:59.880 guy's still going to jail. But see, if you just 00:25:59.880 --> 00:26:01.660 get in front of the judge and you go, the hungry 00:26:01.660 --> 00:26:06.720 rabbit jumps. Wink. I will say that they do not 00:26:06.720 --> 00:26:10.910 have a case. Because the cops never apprehended 00:26:10.910 --> 00:26:13.269 him about the car chase or anything like that. 00:26:13.329 --> 00:26:17.450 Or clearly saw him. Could have been anyone driving 00:26:17.450 --> 00:26:19.670 that car. That's true. That old man, he was old. 00:26:19.730 --> 00:26:21.769 He could have given them incorrect information. 00:26:22.529 --> 00:26:24.690 Yeah, he was old, deaf, probably a little blind. 00:26:24.990 --> 00:26:27.849 The only witnesses to his crimes were mostly 00:26:27.849 --> 00:26:32.230 Simon and them. And they're dead. Also, his facial 00:26:32.230 --> 00:26:35.650 hair changes all the time. It's the most inconsistent 00:26:35.650 --> 00:26:42.160 goatee. he could be any man yeah you know he 00:26:42.160 --> 00:26:45.119 did have some bad hair this one too it was just 00:26:45.119 --> 00:26:48.220 yeah bad hair it's definitely in that like um 00:26:48.220 --> 00:26:50.859 whether it was next or knowing i don't remember 00:26:50.859 --> 00:26:53.420 the big bird hair you know where he hasn't quite 00:26:53.420 --> 00:26:55.680 gotten the plugs in the front yeah knowing yeah 00:26:55.680 --> 00:26:59.559 it's receding knowing and uh no next sorry the 00:26:59.559 --> 00:27:02.680 gold jacket Next was the one that made me, like, 00:27:02.700 --> 00:27:06.900 cry laughing, right? Yes. Yeah, good. Yes, the 00:27:06.900 --> 00:27:09.500 gold jacket. That's right. The gold jacket and 00:27:09.500 --> 00:27:13.400 the bird hair. Yeah. Yeah, so it was 2011. I 00:27:13.400 --> 00:27:17.019 mean, we're entering the weird zone for him, 00:27:17.059 --> 00:27:19.940 for sure. This is a lot of just, he's doing it 00:27:19.940 --> 00:27:22.819 for the paycheck. I was surprised to see that 00:27:22.819 --> 00:27:25.079 there was only, like, two production companies 00:27:25.079 --> 00:27:26.619 attached to this thing, because I assumed... 00:27:26.619 --> 00:27:30.160 Tobey Maguire. Yeah, Tobey Maguire was a producer. 00:27:30.859 --> 00:27:34.299 But I I just from the outset, I was just like, 00:27:34.359 --> 00:27:37.000 this is going to be another like this took six 00:27:37.000 --> 00:27:41.460 studios to get funded organization. And now just 00:27:41.460 --> 00:27:44.000 two and Tobey Maguire. Yeah, Tobey Maguire is 00:27:44.000 --> 00:27:47.140 a weird edge case. Like, I think he mostly produced 00:27:47.140 --> 00:27:49.720 his own movies like Seabiscuit and some of that 00:27:49.720 --> 00:27:51.759 kind of shit. And then there's like nobody fucking 00:27:51.759 --> 00:27:53.500 wants to work with him. Nobody likes him. He 00:27:53.500 --> 00:27:56.599 sounds like a D -bag. But, you know, he still 00:27:56.599 --> 00:28:00.609 is. He's my Spider -Man. I have a couple of my 00:28:00.609 --> 00:28:05.490 favorite reviews. Oh, yes. Go for it. Panned 00:28:05.490 --> 00:28:08.789 by critics, generally liked by audiences, minus 00:28:08.789 --> 00:28:12.130 Sean. Yeah. Let's see. I'll start with the 10 00:28:12.130 --> 00:28:16.130 of 10. Somebody gave this 10 stars. 10? Yeah. 00:28:16.329 --> 00:28:19.930 Jesus. And it starts out strong. Seeking justice 00:28:19.930 --> 00:28:22.930 and dying of the light. They say dying to the 00:28:22.930 --> 00:28:26.380 light. Dying of the light. are our two favorite 00:28:26.380 --> 00:28:29.180 Nicolas Cage movies of the past few years. Oh, 00:28:29.200 --> 00:28:31.160 that's the one that we read last week. Or last 00:28:31.160 --> 00:28:34.519 episode. Oh, was it? Perfect, yeah. It just keeps 00:28:34.519 --> 00:28:38.619 going. He loves it. I'm assuming it's a he. 7 00:28:38.619 --> 00:28:42.200 of 10. Not bad at all. Worth watching. I've never 00:28:42.200 --> 00:28:45.160 been Nicolas Cage's biggest fan. In fact, he 00:28:45.160 --> 00:28:48.640 is to acting as I am to ballet dancing. Most 00:28:48.640 --> 00:28:52.609 of the time. Yeah, the comma is there, but most 00:28:52.609 --> 00:28:55.690 of the time, But Seeking Justice, or Justice 00:28:55.690 --> 00:28:59.109 as it's named in the UK, is definitely one of 00:28:59.109 --> 00:29:02.730 his less disastrous movies. That's such a fucking 00:29:02.730 --> 00:29:07.130 shitty review for something you give 7 out of 00:29:07.130 --> 00:29:11.089 10 stars to. This comes out of the middle of 00:29:11.089 --> 00:29:14.390 a review. This is neither Cage's best film or 00:29:14.390 --> 00:29:18.029 his worst. It is also not his best hair or his 00:29:18.029 --> 00:29:21.380 worst. In fact, I have to give Cage some credit. 00:29:21.460 --> 00:29:24.339 His acting was far better than this film ended 00:29:24.339 --> 00:29:30.279 up calling for. Seven of 10 stars. But the one 00:29:30.279 --> 00:29:33.859 that makes no sense and just reeks of like sad 00:29:33.859 --> 00:29:39.619 is waste of time. One out of 10 stars. Is Nick 00:29:39.619 --> 00:29:43.299 Cage supposed to be the average man? If so, I 00:29:43.299 --> 00:29:46.029 find that very offensive. You make a promise, 00:29:46.150 --> 00:29:48.549 you have to stand by your word. Just like if 00:29:48.549 --> 00:29:51.720 somebody says yes to - any situation even if 00:29:51.720 --> 00:29:54.680 you regret it after fact you still gave your 00:29:54.680 --> 00:29:58.920 word know thyself if you're drunk or angry and 00:29:58.920 --> 00:30:02.579 make a deal then back out when you get back to 00:30:02.579 --> 00:30:06.359 normal you clearly do not know yourself he is 00:30:06.359 --> 00:30:09.460 a weak waste of a person the movie character 00:30:09.460 --> 00:30:13.440 not nick cage himself i resent the premise of 00:30:13.440 --> 00:30:15.980 this movie and i would suggest finding anything 00:30:15.980 --> 00:30:20.460 else to watch I kind of like this. I love this 00:30:20.460 --> 00:30:22.900 movie now. Also, tell me you're an incel without 00:30:22.900 --> 00:30:25.000 telling me you're an incel. Right? For real. 00:30:25.519 --> 00:30:29.059 You gotta make, you make a promise. You keep 00:30:29.059 --> 00:30:32.200 it. Keep the promise. We were going to get chicken 00:30:32.200 --> 00:30:37.539 tendies. So 2011, Nicolas Cage, five movies, 00:30:37.779 --> 00:30:42.460 all of which I would consider mostly unwatchable, 00:30:42.500 --> 00:30:47.119 except for one banger, Season of the Witch. Drive 00:30:47.119 --> 00:30:50.759 Angry, Seeking Justice, Trespass, and the best 00:30:50.759 --> 00:30:54.720 one, Ghost Rider, Spirit of Vengeance. All right. 00:30:54.920 --> 00:30:59.740 Okay, wait, hold on. Drive Angry. Fucking crushes. 00:30:59.799 --> 00:31:03.039 I mean, that was one of my favorite in -memoriams. 00:31:03.039 --> 00:31:09.920 Yeah. I love that movie up to a point I cannot 00:31:09.920 --> 00:31:13.950 get to the end of that film. i mean he shoots 00:31:13.950 --> 00:31:17.490 the devil's gun it's like it's great it's like 00:31:17.490 --> 00:31:21.250 watching any porn i'm like and we're done uh 00:31:21.250 --> 00:31:24.230 okay what else was there it was uh season of 00:31:24.230 --> 00:31:27.029 the witch fine loved that too ron perlman yeah 00:31:27.029 --> 00:31:30.569 seeking justice which is this trespass which 00:31:30.569 --> 00:31:36.630 was yeah trespass was the uh Him and... We watched 00:31:36.630 --> 00:31:39.529 it just recently. That movie kind of sucked. 00:31:39.849 --> 00:31:42.970 What I do enjoy, so this came out in 2011. 2012. 00:31:44.250 --> 00:31:48.250 Stolen. Both in New Orleans. And in both movies 00:31:48.250 --> 00:31:50.730 he plays a character named Will. Oh, there you 00:31:50.730 --> 00:31:57.589 go. Will he do it again? Stay tuned. For season 00:31:57.589 --> 00:32:01.529 four of Cage Match. How many movies has he been 00:32:01.529 --> 00:32:04.099 in where it's... Does he have the willpower? 00:32:05.660 --> 00:32:09.460 Largely just because he lives there. I mean, 00:32:09.480 --> 00:32:11.500 you love a place. You're trying to get money. 00:32:11.720 --> 00:32:14.339 Like, I don't know. It's probably just easier. 00:32:14.819 --> 00:32:18.059 He's like, I live here. I'll do it for $1 million 00:32:18.059 --> 00:32:20.619 instead of one and a half if you shoot in my 00:32:20.619 --> 00:32:24.359 backyard. Yeah. I mean, none of this screamed 00:32:24.359 --> 00:32:28.700 necessary for New Orleans. It wasn't necessarily 00:32:28.700 --> 00:32:32.599 written for that, I don't think. No, there's 00:32:32.599 --> 00:32:34.420 really no reason it's there. I mean, they use 00:32:34.420 --> 00:32:37.119 the Superdome as a set piece, but really only 00:32:37.119 --> 00:32:40.700 to go to the abandoned mall next to it for the 00:32:40.700 --> 00:32:42.640 final shootout. Yeah, you could just use any 00:32:42.640 --> 00:32:46.599 kind of urban area. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it could 00:32:46.599 --> 00:32:51.240 have been Cleveland. It could have been Cleveland, 00:32:51.319 --> 00:32:54.980 you're right. Go to the Factory of Sadness and 00:32:54.980 --> 00:33:00.420 take a piss. Now eat a hot dog. Now eat a piss 00:33:00.420 --> 00:33:06.319 dog. I zoned out for a minute, and I think the 00:33:06.319 --> 00:33:07.960 words I heard come out of Nick's mouth were, 00:33:08.079 --> 00:33:10.539 go to the factory of sadness and eat a hot dog. 00:33:10.779 --> 00:33:12.740 You heard right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is the 00:33:12.740 --> 00:33:15.859 most, like... Have you never been to Cleveland? 00:33:16.140 --> 00:33:19.299 That is the most mid -aughts, like, Linkin Park 00:33:19.299 --> 00:33:22.880 lyric I've ever heard. That was a nickname that 00:33:22.880 --> 00:33:26.059 Browns fans called their stadium. That's incredible. 00:33:26.460 --> 00:33:28.599 It was either the factory of sadness or the sadness 00:33:28.599 --> 00:33:31.230 factory. I can't remember. That's another hat 00:33:31.230 --> 00:33:34.470 tip for Bill, our only Browns fan. Hey, Bill, 00:33:34.690 --> 00:33:37.529 drop down in the comments and let me know which 00:33:37.529 --> 00:33:40.890 one it was. I could Google it, but I'm going 00:33:40.890 --> 00:33:42.230 to wait for your comment. Yeah, we're not going 00:33:42.230 --> 00:33:46.009 to do that. All right, so Nick Cage, let's talk 00:33:46.009 --> 00:33:48.950 performance, because he earned a Razzie nom for 00:33:48.950 --> 00:33:52.529 worst acting for this movie. Wow. Out of all 00:33:52.529 --> 00:33:55.589 of his movies of 2011, they decided this was 00:33:55.589 --> 00:33:59.480 his worst? This was his worst acting. which like 00:33:59.480 --> 00:34:01.559 it's a little phoned in but i didn't find it 00:34:01.559 --> 00:34:05.140 to be like terrible no it was when did the razzie 00:34:05.140 --> 00:34:07.119 nominations come out because maybe it was just 00:34:07.119 --> 00:34:09.420 near that maybe it was just the most recent one 00:34:09.420 --> 00:34:11.280 yeah i mean i guess razzie's probably don't have 00:34:11.280 --> 00:34:14.179 that much structure sure why would anyone care 00:34:14.179 --> 00:34:16.599 just choose the movies the bad movies that are 00:34:16.599 --> 00:34:19.139 closest to release date okay so if you're gonna 00:34:19.139 --> 00:34:21.860 like if you're gonna rag on him at this point 00:34:21.860 --> 00:34:25.000 you're gonna this movie that i have never heard 00:34:25.000 --> 00:34:28.269 of and even at the time when it came out was 00:34:28.269 --> 00:34:33.429 not anywhere like in the zeitgeist as opposed 00:34:33.429 --> 00:34:37.369 to drive angry, which again, a lot of fun, real 00:34:37.369 --> 00:34:42.190 bad. Also had a sex scene, but in general, like 00:34:42.190 --> 00:34:44.309 where would you, where would you rate his acting 00:34:44.309 --> 00:34:48.630 in this? Uh, I mean, I, I'd give it like a pretty 00:34:48.630 --> 00:34:51.849 good six. I don't think it's necessarily his 00:34:51.849 --> 00:34:54.389 worst. I think there are times where it's better 00:34:54.389 --> 00:34:57.679 than not. With Nick Cage, it's those high highs 00:34:57.679 --> 00:34:59.659 and low lows. So when you get something that's 00:34:59.659 --> 00:35:02.679 right there in the middle, it is just forgettable 00:35:02.679 --> 00:35:04.099 and uninteresting. But it's funny because it 00:35:04.099 --> 00:35:06.820 didn't wash me out of the entire movie. I was 00:35:06.820 --> 00:35:10.579 truly pretty engaged the entire time. Yeah, same. 00:35:11.280 --> 00:35:13.840 I like this more than I thought I was going to. 00:35:13.860 --> 00:35:17.519 My favorite, the one scene of his that really 00:35:17.519 --> 00:35:20.900 stands out to me in terms of just dialogue and 00:35:20.900 --> 00:35:24.239 Nick Cage being Nick Cage is when he... breaks 00:35:24.239 --> 00:35:26.260 back into the school, so he gets suspended from 00:35:26.260 --> 00:35:27.820 his job at some point for punching out a kid. 00:35:27.960 --> 00:35:30.519 When he breaks back into the school, finds the 00:35:30.519 --> 00:35:34.219 kid in there, like, tagging the place, and confronts 00:35:34.219 --> 00:35:35.739 the kid, and the kid's like, I heard you got 00:35:35.739 --> 00:35:37.300 picked up. What, for sucker punching another 00:35:37.300 --> 00:35:41.980 kid? He's like, homicide. Yeah, murder one, bitch. 00:35:42.059 --> 00:35:44.719 Murder one, and the kid's face just goes, just 00:35:44.719 --> 00:35:48.760 goes, ah. I honestly thought everything about 00:35:48.760 --> 00:35:52.159 his, like, in -class stuff could have been cut. 00:35:52.460 --> 00:35:54.940 oh there's no reason for it i don't need the 00:35:54.940 --> 00:35:57.159 the school stuff i don't need that kid i don't 00:35:57.159 --> 00:35:59.360 need the like whatever like he could go back 00:35:59.360 --> 00:36:02.539 and hide but you know save two minutes get rid 00:36:02.539 --> 00:36:05.400 of that scene yeah save two minutes the the sucker 00:36:05.400 --> 00:36:08.119 punching scene i will say you're not allowed 00:36:08.119 --> 00:36:13.139 to hit students fair that kid swung on him yeah 00:36:13.139 --> 00:36:16.539 that was self -defense Well, and, you know, just 00:36:16.539 --> 00:36:18.199 because you're not allowed to do something doesn't 00:36:18.199 --> 00:36:20.599 mean you can't. I mean, clearly. It just means 00:36:20.599 --> 00:36:23.900 some facet of society thinks it's wrong. You 00:36:23.900 --> 00:36:27.760 shouldn't. Yeah. And it's usually because of, 00:36:27.780 --> 00:36:31.559 I don't know, corporate lobbying. Yeah, pretty 00:36:31.559 --> 00:36:35.820 much. What's the movie? What's the movie we watched? 00:36:35.860 --> 00:36:39.219 The Runner. He was a corporate lobbyist. Oh, 00:36:39.219 --> 00:36:42.940 yeah. I forgot about that movie. That one was 00:36:42.940 --> 00:36:46.619 truly terrible. I forgot about that movie. That 00:36:46.619 --> 00:36:49.820 one made it into the bracket. It did make it 00:36:49.820 --> 00:36:52.440 into the bracket. It was not an infallible system. 00:36:53.139 --> 00:36:57.320 How did this avoid bracketing? I think it was 00:36:57.320 --> 00:36:59.699 because of ratings. I think this was a clear 00:36:59.699 --> 00:37:02.960 mid -seed. Yeah, fair. It probably could have 00:37:02.960 --> 00:37:04.699 been in the bracket. It would have gotten bumped 00:37:04.699 --> 00:37:07.659 pretty early, but I think it maybe belongs more 00:37:07.659 --> 00:37:09.960 than some of the other ones. Same with Amos and 00:37:09.960 --> 00:37:11.239 Andrew. I think that could have gone into the 00:37:11.239 --> 00:37:13.920 bracket. We talked about what would you take 00:37:13.920 --> 00:37:16.820 out, and then it would have lost anyway. It was 00:37:16.820 --> 00:37:20.659 tough. I don't know. I tried. Fuck off. No, it 00:37:20.659 --> 00:37:22.159 was great. I mean, you did a great job. Also, 00:37:22.260 --> 00:37:25.099 fucking round one of this thing. Really, Peter? 00:37:25.920 --> 00:37:28.940 Round one of this grand experiment of ours was 00:37:28.940 --> 00:37:31.260 so long ago. It was a long time ago. It was a 00:37:31.260 --> 00:37:33.559 hot minute. Yeah, we'll finish this at about 00:37:33.559 --> 00:37:39.079 four and a quarter years. Yeah, if he dies early. 00:37:40.519 --> 00:37:42.760 Yeah, I guess we have to add in all the Spider 00:37:42.760 --> 00:37:45.219 Noir shit. I mean, he could be working for quite 00:37:45.219 --> 00:37:48.659 some time. Yeah, that's true. What do you think 00:37:48.659 --> 00:37:51.719 Nicolas Cage is an old man, a real get -off -my 00:37:51.719 --> 00:37:54.519 -lawn old man is going to be like in a movie? 00:37:55.880 --> 00:38:00.059 Oh, man. I think about Gone in 60 Seconds. there's 00:38:00.059 --> 00:38:02.280 the Robert Duvall character who's sort of like, 00:38:02.300 --> 00:38:03.619 I think he's got a mustache and then he's just 00:38:03.619 --> 00:38:05.599 sort of like this old, he's like the old hat, 00:38:05.699 --> 00:38:08.860 you know, kind of criminal. I feel like that's 00:38:08.860 --> 00:38:12.159 where he's going to get his sort of end of times 00:38:12.159 --> 00:38:14.800 where it's like, you're like a classy old con, 00:38:15.019 --> 00:38:19.460 you know? Yeah. Having another Sazerac. Exactly. 00:38:20.280 --> 00:38:23.340 I didn't, sorry, just do, God, I hate bringing 00:38:23.340 --> 00:38:26.039 it back to this movie. I hate bringing it back 00:38:26.039 --> 00:38:30.110 to the matter at hand. Every time he said Sazerac, 00:38:30.210 --> 00:38:33.050 I was like, God, you sound like you don't live 00:38:33.050 --> 00:38:36.969 in New Orleans. Or have ever had a Sazerac. Yeah, 00:38:37.070 --> 00:38:42.750 which is bizarre. You want another Sazzy? Also, 00:38:44.170 --> 00:38:47.690 were they at an adult dance in a high school 00:38:47.690 --> 00:38:51.250 gym? I don't know what that was. Maybe that would 00:38:51.250 --> 00:38:54.559 make sense if it was like... the like a faculty 00:38:54.559 --> 00:38:57.119 prom since he works at a high school and his 00:38:57.119 --> 00:38:59.639 friend was there and he works at the school but 00:38:59.639 --> 00:39:02.000 also trudy was there and she's just like another 00:39:02.000 --> 00:39:05.139 musician yeah i guess so i don't know it doesn't 00:39:05.139 --> 00:39:07.639 make a lot of sense no but it was the dumbest 00:39:07.639 --> 00:39:10.039 looking like box like there was no character 00:39:10.039 --> 00:39:12.760 to the background in that it really was just 00:39:12.760 --> 00:39:16.900 a corner of some sound stage yeah that part really 00:39:16.900 --> 00:39:18.960 let me down and that was pretty early in but 00:39:18.960 --> 00:39:22.920 so obviously the movie won me back over but Okay, 00:39:23.000 --> 00:39:24.699 so let's do the final set piece, right? Okay, 00:39:24.760 --> 00:39:27.360 so they go to the Superdome, and then he sends 00:39:27.360 --> 00:39:30.960 Guy Pearce over to this abandoned mall. Or Guy 00:39:30.960 --> 00:39:32.539 Pearce sends him over to the abandoned mall, 00:39:32.659 --> 00:39:37.079 because they have his wife. It's a double -cross 00:39:37.079 --> 00:39:41.260 situation, because his buddy is like, fuck this 00:39:41.260 --> 00:39:44.039 guy. Yeah. And he shoots sideburns. Only when 00:39:44.039 --> 00:39:48.079 they were like, kill him. Right. He shoots sideburns, 00:39:48.079 --> 00:39:52.679 and he shoots cancer. sideburns doesn't get shot 00:39:52.679 --> 00:39:54.659 sideburn gets his neck broken going down the 00:39:54.659 --> 00:39:56.599 middle of the escalator oh that's right yeah 00:39:56.599 --> 00:39:59.260 uh no he got a piece of glass from when they 00:39:59.260 --> 00:40:01.840 crashed through the bottom that's what it was 00:40:01.840 --> 00:40:04.860 yeah it was a truly wicked death like hitting 00:40:04.860 --> 00:40:07.639 all those butt knobs and then right into like 00:40:07.639 --> 00:40:10.260 that glass panel and getting your throat stuck 00:40:10.260 --> 00:40:13.280 butt knobs and again when guy pierce and nick 00:40:13.280 --> 00:40:15.940 cage go over the edge and land on the escalator 00:40:15.940 --> 00:40:18.829 that one hurt the ground Right. When they hit 00:40:18.829 --> 00:40:21.409 the ground, they are slow to get up. I'm like, 00:40:21.530 --> 00:40:24.989 yeah. I'm 40, and I watched that, and I was like, 00:40:25.070 --> 00:40:27.449 uh -uh. No, thank you. This is going to be bad. 00:40:27.690 --> 00:40:31.349 I had to get myself a heat compress just because 00:40:31.349 --> 00:40:35.989 of that. I was like, no, I felt it. So then Lieutenant 00:40:35.989 --> 00:40:39.429 In -On -It shows up and is like, don't worry 00:40:39.429 --> 00:40:41.670 about it. I'll clean this on up. You kids get 00:40:41.670 --> 00:40:43.909 on out of here. I didn't see either of you. Looks 00:40:43.909 --> 00:40:47.360 like a classic murder murder. They murdered each 00:40:47.360 --> 00:40:50.559 other on different floors. Just shot that gun 00:40:50.559 --> 00:40:53.219 at the same time. I hate it when the bullets 00:40:53.219 --> 00:40:57.539 shoot at the same time. Busting at the same time. 00:40:57.699 --> 00:41:00.480 Just another story of a murderer killing a murderer. 00:41:01.159 --> 00:41:04.460 A classic murder murder. So then he goes and 00:41:04.460 --> 00:41:08.340 he gives his DVD evidence to some chode from 00:41:08.340 --> 00:41:10.769 the... Oh, yeah, the guy who called him out from 00:41:10.769 --> 00:41:12.969 the newspaper. At the wake. Yeah. Hands it to 00:41:12.969 --> 00:41:14.989 him, and then the guy goes up the escalator and 00:41:14.989 --> 00:41:19.010 says the phrase, the hungry rabbit jumps. Eh? 00:41:19.570 --> 00:41:21.989 Yeah. And that's it. That's the movie. Yep, so 00:41:21.989 --> 00:41:23.809 you know the investigation's dead. Again, so 00:41:23.809 --> 00:41:28.909 fucking dumb and needless. I don't know. I kind 00:41:28.909 --> 00:41:31.309 of liked it still. So there was someone on the 00:41:31.309 --> 00:41:33.699 inside who already could have, like... He stopped 00:41:33.699 --> 00:41:36.099 all the reporting, gotten all that information. 00:41:36.340 --> 00:41:39.559 But he didn't know where the reporting stuff 00:41:39.559 --> 00:41:41.719 was all hidden. Right, which means he's a pretty 00:41:41.719 --> 00:41:44.820 bad reporter because Nick Cage wasn't very good 00:41:44.820 --> 00:41:46.719 at investigation either, and he figured it out. 00:41:46.900 --> 00:41:50.119 Yeah. He just had to look at the receipts. Dumb. 00:41:50.119 --> 00:41:51.400 That's true. All right, you're right, Sean. This 00:41:51.400 --> 00:41:55.659 is dumb. But it doesn't have to be smart to get 00:41:55.659 --> 00:41:58.559 us. Yeah, that's the thing. I can turn my brain 00:41:58.559 --> 00:42:00.900 off for something like this, and I did enjoy 00:42:00.900 --> 00:42:03.800 it overall. rachel and i watched it had a good 00:42:03.800 --> 00:42:07.059 time you know it was better than other shit we've 00:42:07.059 --> 00:42:09.619 watched yeah i liked when he was going through 00:42:09.619 --> 00:42:12.679 walsh's desk and that lady at the other desk 00:42:12.679 --> 00:42:16.940 was like in a hyphenate or whatever do you capitalize 00:42:16.940 --> 00:42:20.119 both things and he's like thinks about it for 00:42:20.119 --> 00:42:22.820 a second and then gives the most english teacher 00:42:22.820 --> 00:42:26.139 answer i like i'm i watch it i was like those 00:42:26.139 --> 00:42:30.730 aren't fucking words past participle i did i 00:42:30.730 --> 00:42:32.750 did appreciate that because he was an english 00:42:32.750 --> 00:42:34.710 teacher yeah that was that was clever that's 00:42:34.710 --> 00:42:36.989 the only reason his teaching thing makes any 00:42:36.989 --> 00:42:41.309 sense yeah but like so i can enjoy something 00:42:41.309 --> 00:42:44.269 that's bad but i it needs to be engrossing and 00:42:44.269 --> 00:42:46.949 i need to not be questioning every aspect of 00:42:46.949 --> 00:42:49.309 it i could not do that with this movie this was 00:42:49.309 --> 00:42:51.670 like a classic turn the brain off for me yeah 00:42:51.670 --> 00:42:55.059 this was saturday afternoon Watching movies at 00:42:55.059 --> 00:42:58.539 mom and dad's house. Yeah. We've watched so many 00:42:58.539 --> 00:43:02.239 bad movies for this that I was fully able to 00:43:02.239 --> 00:43:08.239 enjoy. Army of One. Terrible film. So dumb. I 00:43:08.239 --> 00:43:11.800 love it. Not true. It was great. I mean, empirically. 00:43:12.000 --> 00:43:15.119 Yeah. Pretty good. It made it through, what, 00:43:15.179 --> 00:43:18.760 two rounds? That was a third rounder. Yeah. It 00:43:18.760 --> 00:43:22.139 was a third rounder. That's pretty impressive. 00:43:23.440 --> 00:43:26.719 i still liked it yeah uh you know what that's 00:43:26.719 --> 00:43:30.380 fine i enjoyed it as well um and you know nobody 00:43:30.380 --> 00:43:33.360 has to defend their decisions anymore yeah it 00:43:33.360 --> 00:43:35.559 doesn't it truly doesn't matter we're not debating 00:43:35.559 --> 00:43:39.179 right in that way that's why i'm using this medium 00:43:39.179 --> 00:43:48.530 to let josie know i'm buying a boat bye bye I 00:43:48.530 --> 00:43:50.269 think the only episode that Josie maybe didn't 00:43:50.269 --> 00:43:53.250 listen to is her own episode. Okay. Yeah, I believe 00:43:53.250 --> 00:43:55.309 that's true. Yeah. Which I can understand. It 00:43:55.309 --> 00:43:57.210 took me a while to get used to listening to my 00:43:57.210 --> 00:44:01.090 own voice without being like, ugh. Yeah. Nobody 00:44:01.090 --> 00:44:05.090 enjoys listening to my voice. It's true. Listenership's 00:44:05.090 --> 00:44:08.210 really fallen off from our high at the first 00:44:08.210 --> 00:44:12.789 episode. Oh, man. Okay, so. I am excited for 00:44:12.789 --> 00:44:17.500 our next film. Oh, yeah. So, next film. The Croods 00:44:17.500 --> 00:44:21.860 won. Yeah. So the exact inversion of this, it 00:44:21.860 --> 00:44:24.179 will be me and Sean enjoying a movie and Nick 00:44:24.179 --> 00:44:30.079 hating it. I just don't like kids movies like 00:44:30.079 --> 00:44:34.460 85 % of the time. Yeah. So to stick with the 00:44:34.460 --> 00:44:38.300 tradition that we like inadvertently added last 00:44:38.300 --> 00:44:41.829 episode. Two negative reviews, because obviously 00:44:41.829 --> 00:44:43.230 there's plenty of people who are like, great 00:44:43.230 --> 00:44:45.610 animation, it's amazing, it's the new Shrek, 00:44:45.690 --> 00:44:49.050 whatever. They don't know. Shrek looks like shit. 00:44:49.170 --> 00:44:51.469 Shrek looked awful. Always. It always looked 00:44:51.469 --> 00:44:56.500 like shit. DreamWorks is terrible. Many implicit 00:44:56.500 --> 00:44:59.400 messages hurting beliefs. Do not watch this movie, 00:44:59.460 --> 00:45:01.260 especially with kids, and especially if you are 00:45:01.260 --> 00:45:03.900 a believer. There are many points in this movie 00:45:03.900 --> 00:45:06.300 that irritated me so much. It imposes some hidden 00:45:06.300 --> 00:45:09.559 arguments against any belief and a creator. Fuck 00:45:09.559 --> 00:45:13.619 yeah. Oh my god, wait, now I'm in. Don't let 00:45:13.619 --> 00:45:16.119 your kids watch this. Total garbage, rude, insensitive, 00:45:16.219 --> 00:45:19.599 and miseducational. Waste of time and worse. 00:45:19.800 --> 00:45:22.760 Okay, another one. Just being like, mm -mm, doesn't 00:45:22.760 --> 00:45:28.090 fit the Bible. Oh, man. God created, man. There 00:45:28.090 --> 00:45:30.050 were no dinosaurs. Then you get into a lot of 00:45:30.050 --> 00:45:35.750 them, which is not very good. Pretty bad. It 00:45:35.750 --> 00:45:44.690 awful. It awful. Me good smart. It awful. I think 00:45:44.690 --> 00:45:47.489 the thing I'm going to love the most about Croods 00:45:47.489 --> 00:45:50.969 1 is punch monkeys do not exist in this movie. 00:45:52.880 --> 00:45:56.260 What if they do? What if they just repeated that 00:45:56.260 --> 00:45:59.659 joke? Then I would have to go back to our Croods 00:45:59.659 --> 00:46:04.920 2 episode and be like, why is there no continuity 00:46:04.920 --> 00:46:07.500 of them remembering Punch Monkeys? Right. Why 00:46:07.500 --> 00:46:09.780 is this new now? Because they got punched so 00:46:09.780 --> 00:46:13.059 hard. Yeah, exactly. Punched so hard you forgot 00:46:13.059 --> 00:46:14.519 about Punch Monkeys. That doesn't make enough 00:46:14.519 --> 00:46:18.849 sense for me. I remember Punch Monkeys. And they 00:46:18.849 --> 00:46:21.469 fucking killed like 18 brain cells that day. 00:46:21.610 --> 00:46:26.610 It's true. Just by being there. All right. Thank 00:46:26.610 --> 00:46:28.449 you all for listening. Thank you to our Sparkle 00:46:28.449 --> 00:46:30.809 Buddies, Josh, Josie, Matt, Adam, Bill, Stuart, 00:46:30.829 --> 00:46:33.210 and Willow. And to our Caged Dancers, John, Freeman, 00:46:33.329 --> 00:46:36.010 Nathan, and Cameron. If anyone wants to support 00:46:36.010 --> 00:46:39.130 us, we are on Patreon. We also are going to have 00:46:39.130 --> 00:46:43.360 another Nick Cage movie showing in... april on 00:46:43.360 --> 00:46:46.380 april 11th in seattle if you want to buy a ticket 00:46:46.380 --> 00:46:48.820 to go see prisoners of the ghost land as voted 00:46:48.820 --> 00:46:52.280 on by the people this is the people's movie hell 00:46:52.280 --> 00:46:55.440 yeah we're the people's theater now yeah so long 00:46:55.440 --> 00:46:57.420 as the people want to watch nicholas cage films 00:46:57.420 --> 00:47:00.320 exactly there see there there's a terrible movie 00:47:00.320 --> 00:47:03.519 that's grown on me yeah well you're gonna see 00:47:03.519 --> 00:47:05.559 it on the big screen if you want mostly because 00:47:05.559 --> 00:47:07.820 i'm forced to own it because it was cheaper to 00:47:07.820 --> 00:47:12.329 buy than rent And yeah, that's it. Thanks to 00:47:12.329 --> 00:47:15.849 Bill Panks for our intro music and for you all 00:47:15.849 --> 00:47:20.130 for listening. Send me a postcard if you'd like 00:47:20.130 --> 00:47:23.409 to help me name my boat. Give me good boat names. 00:47:24.010 --> 00:47:26.650 And the winner gets to go out on my boat with 00:47:26.650 --> 00:47:28.670 me. Nice. What kind of boat would you get? A 00:47:28.670 --> 00:47:33.250 small, unreliable one. Yeah, that sounds right. 00:47:33.449 --> 00:47:36.429 Yep. We're going to go out into the deep water. 00:47:36.510 --> 00:47:39.530 Just you, me, and my small, unreliable boat. 00:47:39.730 --> 00:47:45.309 You're notoriously not a water guy. No. We're 00:47:45.309 --> 00:47:47.570 all going to die. It's risky. It's really risky. 00:47:49.110 --> 00:47:53.909 Penis McPenisface. Pretty good. Yeah. Okay. Bye 00:47:53.909 --> 00:48:02.349 -bye. Drop me a postcard. No. Bye.