WEBVTT 00:00:01.779 --> 00:00:25.579 Oh, God. Jesus Christ. Welcome back, Shay. Four 00:00:25.579 --> 00:00:29.129 -timers club. Look at you. Starting off. Thanks, 00:00:29.149 --> 00:00:31.190 guys. One more time, you get a jacket. Yeah, 00:00:31.190 --> 00:00:34.289 that's right. I should make cage match jackets. 00:00:35.789 --> 00:00:38.429 Wood wear. Yeah. I mean, if we get a really good 00:00:38.429 --> 00:00:41.149 one, like quality stitching of his face on a 00:00:41.149 --> 00:00:44.630 jacket. Fuck yeah. I'm into that. I would advertise 00:00:44.630 --> 00:00:47.329 the fuck out of this podcast by wearing that 00:00:47.329 --> 00:00:50.189 jacket all year round. I still think about that 00:00:50.189 --> 00:00:53.630 guy at the Rilo Kylie concert who had the face 00:00:53.630 --> 00:00:58.679 off shorts. Oh, yeah. one face on each cheek 00:00:58.679 --> 00:01:02.340 it's a perfect divide at the uh at the line but 00:01:02.340 --> 00:01:06.920 it was on front and back yeah i feel like you 00:01:06.920 --> 00:01:10.280 would get weird bulging with their nose and mouth 00:01:10.280 --> 00:01:13.780 zone on the front you're maybe i'm being too 00:01:13.780 --> 00:01:20.469 generous for myself Shay, if you did not get 00:01:20.469 --> 00:01:21.810 a message from me because I don't remember if 00:01:21.810 --> 00:01:23.150 I told you about it, we are watching the movie 00:01:23.150 --> 00:01:26.730 Mandy in the theater that we rented out for the 00:01:26.730 --> 00:01:29.790 finale on the 23rd. It's a Thursday night. OK, 00:01:29.870 --> 00:01:32.450 which probably not the best for your drive, but 00:01:32.450 --> 00:01:35.069 OK, cool. And if you haven't seen Mandy, it's 00:01:35.069 --> 00:01:40.170 a fucking trip. I don't think I have. So I probably 00:01:40.170 --> 00:01:43.250 I can't tell if it's up your alley or not. Like, 00:01:43.310 --> 00:01:46.450 how do you feel about gross horror adjacent? 00:01:47.370 --> 00:01:51.909 cult movies it really depends i it honestly some 00:01:51.909 --> 00:01:54.150 of them i can stand and some of them i'm like 00:01:54.150 --> 00:01:58.709 why have i lost two hours of my life how do you 00:01:58.709 --> 00:02:02.230 feel about cult leader penises and bathrobes 00:02:02.230 --> 00:02:05.989 oh sorry kimonos yeah it is a kimono body parts 00:02:05.989 --> 00:02:09.409 in general don't freak me out so oh no wait this 00:02:09.409 --> 00:02:13.729 is yeah like it's not like willem dafoe's penis 00:02:13.729 --> 00:02:17.210 no which was apparently terrifying wait Speaking 00:02:17.210 --> 00:02:19.289 of scary penises, here's what happened to me 00:02:19.289 --> 00:02:23.610 yesterday. Yes. Oh, yeah. Go on, please. So I 00:02:23.610 --> 00:02:27.449 have I printed a xenomorph chestburster for my 00:02:27.449 --> 00:02:29.289 friend who's pregnant for a Halloween costume. 00:02:30.650 --> 00:02:35.710 And it just it's this. Big phallic thing, and 00:02:35.710 --> 00:02:39.569 I was on a call with my therapist yesterday and 00:02:39.569 --> 00:02:41.990 didn't realize that it was just sitting right 00:02:41.990 --> 00:02:43.490 here, so it looked like there was just a big 00:02:43.490 --> 00:02:47.060 red dildo behind me the entire call. And then 00:02:47.060 --> 00:02:50.000 I saw it and realized I've had several work meetings 00:02:50.000 --> 00:02:55.060 today. Fucking awesome. Good call. Good cock. 00:02:55.280 --> 00:02:58.360 Yeah, yeah. Someone's calling HR right now. Yeah, 00:02:58.360 --> 00:03:01.780 exactly. Those cowards. I have not heard anything 00:03:01.780 --> 00:03:05.500 yet. Well, you've removed it now, so maybe. The 00:03:05.500 --> 00:03:08.659 next meeting. OK, crafting those emails generally 00:03:08.659 --> 00:03:11.419 take a little bit of time to like HR is not going 00:03:11.419 --> 00:03:14.759 to like have a blanket dildo in the background. 00:03:15.060 --> 00:03:17.300 I say you beat him to the punch and you just 00:03:17.300 --> 00:03:19.060 write an email back and be like, so regarding 00:03:19.060 --> 00:03:24.580 the dick in my background, it wasn't. And then 00:03:24.580 --> 00:03:26.639 direct them to the Xenomorph Wikipedia page. 00:03:26.919 --> 00:03:31.580 It's just subject line. Ari, my wang. My wang. 00:03:31.580 --> 00:03:37.469 Wang. Wang. Ah, Peggy Sue. What a fucking stupid 00:03:37.469 --> 00:03:42.310 movie. Indeed. It's the lovely month of October 00:03:42.310 --> 00:03:45.370 and the perfect time for a Christmas movie. It 00:03:45.370 --> 00:03:47.849 comes earlier and earlier every year. Before 00:03:47.849 --> 00:03:49.250 we get into that, welcome back to Cage Match, 00:03:49.310 --> 00:03:50.610 calling around about Wave Media, Nicholas Cage. 00:03:50.750 --> 00:03:53.009 I'm your host, Sean, here with my co -host. Nick. 00:03:53.349 --> 00:03:57.090 And our producer. Hello, Peter. I'm here. What? 00:03:57.330 --> 00:04:01.110 First time returning guest. Shay. Welcome back. 00:04:01.250 --> 00:04:03.710 Welcome back. hey hey y 'all and your second 00:04:03.710 --> 00:04:08.770 animated uh review yeah you you've made um you've 00:04:08.770 --> 00:04:13.990 forced me at at you forced me to watch some interesting 00:04:13.990 --> 00:04:17.050 things Listen, the Boom Boom Pow still fucking 00:04:17.050 --> 00:04:19.529 hits. This movie could have used some Boom Boom 00:04:19.529 --> 00:04:21.569 Pow. Yeah, this movie could have used some Black 00:04:21.569 --> 00:04:25.089 Eyed Peas. Yeah. And more Tracy Morgan. Oh, okay. 00:04:25.149 --> 00:04:27.269 So speaking of the music of it, though, holy 00:04:27.269 --> 00:04:30.730 fuck. The music at the end, Kate Winslet singing 00:04:30.730 --> 00:04:34.449 that song. What the fuck? That started rolling 00:04:34.449 --> 00:04:36.889 and we were just like, I'm done. Yeah, nope. 00:04:36.990 --> 00:04:38.850 I think. For context to our listeners, we're 00:04:38.850 --> 00:04:40.930 discussing Christmas Carol, colon, the movie 00:04:40.930 --> 00:04:46.040 from 2003. 2001, which most people would probably 00:04:46.040 --> 00:04:48.860 assume was that Robert Zemeckis like hot piece 00:04:48.860 --> 00:04:52.699 of shit. I did. Most people do. This is a British 00:04:52.699 --> 00:04:56.819 movie that came out and to no fanfare after a 00:04:56.819 --> 00:05:01.600 six million pound budget. It made like no money. 00:05:02.319 --> 00:05:08.240 Every pound that went into it. And every pound 00:05:08.240 --> 00:05:13.750 that was excluded from it. So so part of the 00:05:13.750 --> 00:05:15.449 challenge of this movie was definitely fucking 00:05:15.449 --> 00:05:19.509 finding it. Right. Yeah. It was not on any services 00:05:19.509 --> 00:05:24.490 that I could. Dug it up on the Internet Archive. 00:05:24.490 --> 00:05:28.129 Did you find it somewhere? I rented it on Amazon 00:05:28.129 --> 00:05:31.209 for two bucks. Did it look as dog shit as the 00:05:31.209 --> 00:05:33.750 version I found for everyone? Probably. I was 00:05:33.750 --> 00:05:35.290 looking for the version you sent. I couldn't 00:05:35.290 --> 00:05:37.089 I couldn't find it. So I'm like, I'll just rent 00:05:37.089 --> 00:05:41.050 it. Wow. OK. It did not look good. I believe 00:05:41.050 --> 00:05:44.339 I texted you. that this movie looks like shit 00:05:44.339 --> 00:05:47.160 yeah i think i said the same thing to peter but 00:05:47.160 --> 00:05:50.079 i was like it's not because of the video quality 00:05:50.079 --> 00:05:51.879 if you know what i mean right the video quality 00:05:51.879 --> 00:05:54.879 actually does it a service in blocking us from 00:05:54.879 --> 00:05:57.720 having to see it so much like i've never been 00:05:57.720 --> 00:06:02.199 so so thankful for pixels yeah i i got like i 00:06:02.199 --> 00:06:04.560 always get like a cascade of texts from everybody 00:06:04.560 --> 00:06:06.740 who's watching these movies and this was like 00:06:06.740 --> 00:06:11.000 very consistent messaging coming across Can I 00:06:11.000 --> 00:06:14.699 just say three things at the top? Yes. One, how 00:06:14.699 --> 00:06:17.240 dare you make me watch a Christmas movie in October? 00:06:18.279 --> 00:06:24.139 Two, how dare you make me watch this movie at 00:06:24.139 --> 00:06:29.519 all? Ever. Ever. Three, I liked the mice. Okay. 00:06:29.660 --> 00:06:32.079 Yeah, that's one of my bullet points. We're going 00:06:32.079 --> 00:06:34.180 to get there. Yeah, I just needed to just get 00:06:34.180 --> 00:06:37.279 my three. I do. I do want to share my initial 00:06:37.279 --> 00:06:40.500 text to Peter. I just from my from my couch with 00:06:40.500 --> 00:06:43.560 my phone, just took a photo of a still of the 00:06:43.560 --> 00:06:46.720 character Joe when he's first introduced to with 00:06:46.720 --> 00:06:49.139 the caption. I found a gear heart in this movie. 00:06:49.420 --> 00:06:51.839 Which one's Joe? Joe is the guy who's shaking 00:06:51.839 --> 00:06:53.860 people down for money. Oh, Joe fucking rock. 00:06:54.000 --> 00:06:56.199 See? Yeah, he was the best part of this movie. 00:06:56.600 --> 00:07:00.060 I agree. So it's a Christmas carol. We all know 00:07:00.060 --> 00:07:01.439 the story. We don't need to recap it because 00:07:01.439 --> 00:07:03.699 they don't. change it at all except they add 00:07:03.699 --> 00:07:06.540 cartoon mice because it's a cartoon well they 00:07:06.540 --> 00:07:08.959 also have the sandwiching of charles dickens 00:07:08.959 --> 00:07:12.100 reading it to a crowd of people yeah so there's 00:07:12.100 --> 00:07:14.420 the live action intro and outro yeah depending 00:07:14.420 --> 00:07:16.459 on which version you got yeah which version you 00:07:16.459 --> 00:07:18.699 get because they cut that out for dvd release 00:07:18.699 --> 00:07:23.480 but it added so much quality it was so worth 00:07:23.480 --> 00:07:26.800 it uh but here's my question just about the christmas 00:07:26.800 --> 00:07:29.120 carol story in general what the fuck does bob 00:07:29.120 --> 00:07:32.939 not bob cratchit uh fucking tiny tim's dad yeah 00:07:32.939 --> 00:07:35.480 crash it what does it do yeah i don't know he's 00:07:35.480 --> 00:07:39.300 like a book tallier he's like yeah he's just 00:07:39.300 --> 00:07:43.720 like he just writes in a book he keeps the books 00:07:43.720 --> 00:07:46.279 he's the accountant he's an excel spreadsheet 00:07:46.279 --> 00:07:49.660 yeah yeah but he doesn't he's not looking at 00:07:49.660 --> 00:07:51.519 anything he's not talking anybody he's just writing 00:07:51.519 --> 00:07:55.339 in a book i don't know He's got it all in his 00:07:55.339 --> 00:07:57.860 head, okay? Yeah, he's got a very talented brain. 00:07:57.920 --> 00:08:00.399 How dare you? It's a beautiful mind. Do you know 00:08:00.399 --> 00:08:02.339 how many more pounds they would have had to pay 00:08:02.339 --> 00:08:05.560 to animate pages next to him that he shuffles 00:08:05.560 --> 00:08:07.939 through aimlessly looking for receipts? They 00:08:07.939 --> 00:08:09.899 spent a large amount of their budget on the animated 00:08:09.899 --> 00:08:14.339 3D mice at the beginning and end. Yeah. I did 00:08:14.339 --> 00:08:16.439 like the transition from 3D mouse to 2D mouse. 00:08:16.839 --> 00:08:20.779 Yeah, I will say, though, that 3D mouse, you 00:08:20.779 --> 00:08:24.620 remember that movie? way in the 80s i think it 00:08:24.620 --> 00:08:27.639 was released and it had the little live action 00:08:27.639 --> 00:08:31.000 but animated little mouse in a car driving around 00:08:31.000 --> 00:08:33.539 god what is it like a stewart little kind of 00:08:33.539 --> 00:08:36.580 thing or kind of but it wasn't that it was like 00:08:36.580 --> 00:08:41.139 no was richard gear in it no i'll was it in richard 00:08:41.139 --> 00:08:43.700 gear i'll think about it was it in richard gear 00:08:43.700 --> 00:08:46.740 yeah that's an important question which small 00:08:46.740 --> 00:08:50.779 rodent was in richard Anyway, it reminded me 00:08:50.779 --> 00:08:52.919 of the 80s. OK, when you remember, just yell 00:08:52.919 --> 00:08:55.019 it out randomly, no matter who's talking, just 00:08:55.019 --> 00:08:57.320 so we can have it for later. You're maybe our 00:08:57.320 --> 00:09:01.299 most podcast guest ever. So you know how this 00:09:01.299 --> 00:09:04.360 works and we know you. One of the things that 00:09:04.360 --> 00:09:06.179 I was sort of realizing because I looked at this 00:09:06.179 --> 00:09:08.580 is like the last movie we reviewed was Deadfall 00:09:08.580 --> 00:09:13.960 1993. This movie is September 15th, 2001. And 00:09:13.960 --> 00:09:16.600 it's like that's a big gap right there. But it's 00:09:16.600 --> 00:09:19.929 a testament to the shit that he was doing. successfully 00:09:19.929 --> 00:09:23.769 in that window of time between 93 and 2001 because 00:09:23.769 --> 00:09:27.669 we hit all of those movies. This seems like a 00:09:27.669 --> 00:09:29.830 weirdly small role for him at this point in his 00:09:29.830 --> 00:09:33.129 career. I don't understand why he did this based 00:09:33.129 --> 00:09:37.330 on the enthusiasm of his performance. I don't 00:09:37.330 --> 00:09:39.710 know that he did do this. I think they just caught 00:09:39.710 --> 00:09:43.509 him like sleep talking. And he just knew the 00:09:43.509 --> 00:09:46.490 lines. He didn't even attempt the accent. Like, 00:09:46.509 --> 00:09:48.289 he could have slaughtered a British accent. No 00:09:48.289 --> 00:09:52.269 accent. No, like, ghost noises. It was just like, 00:09:52.350 --> 00:09:55.529 I am Marley. Oh, you thought that was a British 00:09:55.529 --> 00:09:58.149 accent? I thought he was attempting. I thought 00:09:58.149 --> 00:10:01.730 there was some, like, dropped R's, you know? 00:10:01.830 --> 00:10:06.070 Because I was trying to tune in on that as well. 00:10:06.149 --> 00:10:08.970 But it was only like, it was like three words. 00:10:09.090 --> 00:10:11.980 I felt like he was. Trying to slide in there, 00:10:12.039 --> 00:10:15.919 but again, only attempting and it was horrible. 00:10:16.120 --> 00:10:19.080 It's pretty bad. Yeah. Maybe he's only got three 00:10:19.080 --> 00:10:21.720 British words and he tries to slide those in, 00:10:21.799 --> 00:10:27.720 but the rest is like Boston Cop. Oh, the mouse 00:10:27.720 --> 00:10:31.419 and the motorcycle. Oh, I do remember that. But 00:10:31.419 --> 00:10:34.419 that mouse was better and that was 1987. That's 00:10:34.419 --> 00:10:36.820 all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. See, Shay, 00:10:37.039 --> 00:10:39.000 this is why we couldn't figure it out. You said 00:10:39.000 --> 00:10:42.679 car. I did say car. I did say car. My brain, 00:10:42.679 --> 00:10:45.480 it turned it into a car in my mind, in my mind's 00:10:45.480 --> 00:10:48.000 eye. I mean, a motorcycle is just half of a car. 00:10:48.299 --> 00:10:50.740 I knew it was a vehicle. I mean, a car is just 00:10:50.740 --> 00:10:53.019 two motorcycles with a little house in the middle. 00:10:53.039 --> 00:10:55.100 Right. Yeah. You understand how this works. Yeah. 00:10:55.440 --> 00:10:59.159 I'm on IMDb right now. This was like so the director 00:10:59.159 --> 00:11:03.019 of this movie, Jimmy T. Murakami. This was his 00:11:03.019 --> 00:11:06.980 final like film. Well, his final like important 00:11:06.980 --> 00:11:10.519 film is like biggest one. He did a music, a Kate 00:11:10.519 --> 00:11:13.419 Bush music video after this. Yeah. This was his 00:11:13.419 --> 00:11:16.940 last like film, like feature film. I hadn't realized 00:11:16.940 --> 00:11:18.879 that I actually knew this director when we were 00:11:18.879 --> 00:11:20.679 watching this. And one of the things that kind 00:11:20.679 --> 00:11:22.850 of came across to me when. they're doing the 00:11:22.850 --> 00:11:25.070 ghost of Christmas present, right? Where he's 00:11:25.070 --> 00:11:27.549 like flying around the city and it's very, you 00:11:27.549 --> 00:11:29.690 know, swirly animation. And it's like, Oh, this 00:11:29.690 --> 00:11:33.029 is actually kind of well done. And it, it reminded 00:11:33.029 --> 00:11:36.710 me of this old short called the snowman that 00:11:36.710 --> 00:11:38.330 I saw when I was younger, which is like sort 00:11:38.330 --> 00:11:40.450 of a, they made a book about, you know, exactly 00:11:40.450 --> 00:11:42.049 what I'm talking about with that one theme, the 00:11:42.049 --> 00:11:44.549 music. Yeah. You know exactly what I'm talking 00:11:44.549 --> 00:11:49.019 about. yeah no i know i wish i could so rachel 00:11:49.019 --> 00:11:50.480 hates that movie because she's like that music 00:11:50.480 --> 00:11:52.960 makes me like sad immediately when i hear it 00:11:52.960 --> 00:11:54.279 because you know the snowman ultimately like 00:11:54.279 --> 00:11:56.600 melts or some shit you know whatever it's not 00:11:56.600 --> 00:12:00.870 yeah um but it's the same director oh So that 00:12:00.870 --> 00:12:03.110 was one of his early movies. And then he used 00:12:03.110 --> 00:12:05.289 a lot of that same technique for this one. So 00:12:05.289 --> 00:12:06.889 like some of that, because that movie is kind 00:12:06.889 --> 00:12:09.549 of trippy in its visuals. And a lot of that flying 00:12:09.549 --> 00:12:12.830 scene feels sort of like magic trip, you know, 00:12:12.830 --> 00:12:15.370 and I was like, ah, this is why this feels so 00:12:15.370 --> 00:12:18.909 fucking familiar. It's one of the only scenes 00:12:18.909 --> 00:12:21.750 that has any real kind of like art direction 00:12:21.750 --> 00:12:24.190 behind it. They kind of try and do something 00:12:24.190 --> 00:12:27.570 different also with the ghost of Christmas future 00:12:27.570 --> 00:12:33.309 where. It's more of a still and very rough. Maybe 00:12:33.309 --> 00:12:34.809 the budget ran out at that point. I don't know. 00:12:35.230 --> 00:12:37.889 The ghosts are the only mildly interesting thing 00:12:37.889 --> 00:12:40.669 to look at in this movie. Yeah, mildly. Very 00:12:40.669 --> 00:12:45.330 mildly. Do y 'all watch King of the Hills? Are 00:12:45.330 --> 00:12:48.250 you pretty familiar with it? Yes, I'm pretty 00:12:48.250 --> 00:13:06.100 familiar. Is this snowman music? Yeah. So like 00:13:06.100 --> 00:13:09.779 Enya is just doing snowman music? Pretty much. 00:13:10.019 --> 00:13:15.480 Cool. You know what? I completely lost. I'm going 00:13:15.480 --> 00:13:19.059 to put that on the speaker out in my Halloween 00:13:19.059 --> 00:13:21.840 display now. Fantastic. It just really confused 00:13:21.840 --> 00:13:23.580 everyone. What were you saying? I don't even 00:13:23.580 --> 00:13:25.740 remember. Oh, I said something about King of 00:13:25.740 --> 00:13:27.320 the Hill. Oh yeah, King of the Hill. You were 00:13:27.320 --> 00:13:29.440 familiar with it. And there's one episode. I 00:13:29.440 --> 00:13:32.100 have it on DVD. So I've seen. I think like the 00:13:32.100 --> 00:13:34.960 first season and the second season, like a million 00:13:34.960 --> 00:13:38.399 times. And there's an old woman in one episode 00:13:38.399 --> 00:13:42.299 where there's a tornado at the trailer park and 00:13:42.299 --> 00:13:44.320 they're all like going down into the cellar. 00:13:44.320 --> 00:13:47.740 And she's like, get in the Frady hole. And it's 00:13:47.740 --> 00:13:51.519 like trying to get down there. The ghost of Christmas 00:13:51.519 --> 00:13:57.169 past. was so that woman was so that when she 00:13:57.169 --> 00:14:00.389 was in the old mode like old decrepit mode i 00:14:00.389 --> 00:14:05.230 was like get in the frady hole in my mind i can't 00:14:05.230 --> 00:14:09.250 stop i can't stop your listeners have now i've 00:14:09.250 --> 00:14:11.230 lost them all i'm sorry no no i think there's 00:14:11.230 --> 00:14:13.730 a good over overlap of our listeners that also 00:14:13.730 --> 00:14:17.860 are interested in king of the hill anyway and 00:14:17.860 --> 00:14:24.159 frady holes for sure that's okay the ghost of 00:14:24.159 --> 00:14:26.200 christmas house was like of all this was just 00:14:26.200 --> 00:14:29.279 the hardest thing to look at because it was so 00:14:29.279 --> 00:14:33.059 blown out to every other like thing on screen 00:14:33.059 --> 00:14:37.279 sure yeah the vibrancy of color for that oh sure 00:14:37.279 --> 00:14:41.340 yeah no one wants a blown out frady hole yeah 00:14:46.269 --> 00:14:47.929 yeah i don't i don't really know what to say 00:14:47.929 --> 00:14:50.210 about this film it's because it is just a christmas 00:14:50.210 --> 00:14:53.889 carol they didn't do anything with it so like 00:14:53.889 --> 00:14:57.289 cookie cutter like josie kept mentioning like 00:14:57.289 --> 00:15:00.149 hey did they just rip this off from the muppets 00:15:00.149 --> 00:15:02.029 christmas carol because like even the character 00:15:02.029 --> 00:15:04.809 design was the same some actions and stuff were 00:15:04.809 --> 00:15:07.169 done the same it's always kind of the same i 00:15:07.169 --> 00:15:10.509 mean yeah i was thinking of the scrooge mcduck 00:15:10.509 --> 00:15:16.750 christmas carol where like pete's the best one 00:15:16.750 --> 00:15:19.889 is with michael cain right like the uh is that 00:15:19.889 --> 00:15:22.190 like is that his name the best one is the racist 00:15:22.190 --> 00:15:24.950 one Wait, what's the racist one? Oh, that is 00:15:24.950 --> 00:15:26.970 the one. That is Muppets. You're thinking of 00:15:26.970 --> 00:15:29.710 White Christmas. Oh, yeah. I was thinking of 00:15:29.710 --> 00:15:31.950 Muppets because the only thing that's not a Muppet 00:15:31.950 --> 00:15:35.149 is Michael Caine. Yeah, and that one is good. 00:15:35.149 --> 00:15:36.610 Yeah, that is the best one because the Muppets 00:15:36.610 --> 00:15:39.990 fucking rock. Right. But so this one did have 00:15:39.990 --> 00:15:42.590 something that I thought was like, where is this 00:15:42.590 --> 00:15:45.809 story from? Because I had not seen it because 00:15:45.809 --> 00:15:48.830 usually the Christmas carol ends after he's like. 00:15:49.929 --> 00:15:52.190 yay everyone merry christmas merry christmas 00:15:52.190 --> 00:15:55.309 and then it's done but like you said there was 00:15:55.309 --> 00:16:00.409 like this song that that happens with with bell 00:16:00.409 --> 00:16:04.210 and and a whole story about a hospital and i 00:16:04.210 --> 00:16:07.190 don't remember oh yeah any of that there was 00:16:07.190 --> 00:16:11.309 a lot more like tiny tim oh yeah like attention 00:16:11.309 --> 00:16:16.230 this is the one version of this story where like 00:16:16.230 --> 00:16:19.120 it has a happy anywhere tiny in there because 00:16:19.120 --> 00:16:20.960 at the end they're like and tiny tim was fine 00:16:20.960 --> 00:16:24.399 i'm like no that's not how that story goes yeah 00:16:24.399 --> 00:16:28.419 tiny team has black lung like that's it kids 00:16:28.419 --> 00:16:31.399 love working in factories shut up that's true 00:16:31.399 --> 00:16:33.919 they've got small hands they have tasks to do 00:16:33.919 --> 00:16:37.340 tiny tim is tiny tim is canonically 33 at this 00:16:37.340 --> 00:16:40.460 point in his life yeah i did enjoy when tiny 00:16:40.460 --> 00:16:44.330 tim got bucket of water thrown on him while he 00:16:44.330 --> 00:16:46.909 was caroling that was nice scrooge is a big fuck 00:16:46.909 --> 00:16:50.710 i was like fuck that kid though yeah fair enough 00:16:50.710 --> 00:16:53.210 carol's suck also wouldn't it be funny if that 00:16:53.210 --> 00:16:55.509 wasn't a bucket of water but it was just like 00:16:55.509 --> 00:17:00.429 a waste bucket yeah he throws out his uh chamber 00:17:00.429 --> 00:17:04.170 pot on him yep there you go just frozen turds 00:17:04.170 --> 00:17:08.299 and little timmy's hair suck it dickhead okay 00:17:08.299 --> 00:17:10.079 so i mean we watched this movie because nicholas 00:17:10.079 --> 00:17:13.660 cage does the voice of joseph marley it kept 00:17:13.660 --> 00:17:17.279 throwing me off though it kept throwing me off 00:17:17.279 --> 00:17:19.359 though that the scrooge character design kind 00:17:19.359 --> 00:17:21.980 of looks like a caricature of nick cage oh yeah 00:17:21.980 --> 00:17:27.180 for sure yeah yes has that very oval face yeah 00:17:27.180 --> 00:17:30.619 certainly had he never gotten the hair plugs 00:17:30.619 --> 00:17:34.700 a future version yeah so the bell story i mean 00:17:34.700 --> 00:17:38.039 okay That is, like, a piece of it. Because other 00:17:38.039 --> 00:17:40.660 iterations do it and play it up differently. 00:17:41.119 --> 00:17:43.779 This one, like, hit it harder. But the thing 00:17:43.779 --> 00:17:45.240 that has never made any sense to me... There's 00:17:45.240 --> 00:17:48.160 just more of it, I felt. He's, like, always painted... 00:17:48.160 --> 00:17:50.420 And in particular, this Zemeckis one, where he's, 00:17:50.420 --> 00:17:53.200 like, a really old piece of shit. Like, he looks 00:17:53.200 --> 00:17:55.660 like shit. He is a shit. Right, his skin tone 00:17:55.660 --> 00:17:56.779 is, like... And he has this, like, beautiful 00:17:56.779 --> 00:17:59.220 woman that also had fallen in love with him because 00:17:59.220 --> 00:18:01.740 of a dance at fucking Fezziwigs. I'm like, none 00:18:01.740 --> 00:18:04.380 of this makes any fucking sense. Like... This 00:18:04.380 --> 00:18:06.619 one maybe played it a little bit better where 00:18:06.619 --> 00:18:09.759 he was like young and almost charming for a period 00:18:09.759 --> 00:18:13.980 of time. Yeah, they kind of gave him a better 00:18:13.980 --> 00:18:18.460 youth story. I feel like he was actually kind 00:18:18.460 --> 00:18:21.619 of decent. Has anyone ever actually read the 00:18:21.619 --> 00:18:25.680 story? I never have. I don't like books. I've 00:18:25.680 --> 00:18:28.730 only ever seen adaptations of it. I've done a 00:18:28.730 --> 00:18:32.309 stage show of it, and I've seen the Muppet Christmas 00:18:32.309 --> 00:18:34.869 Carol and maybe one other Christmas Carol. And 00:18:34.869 --> 00:18:40.309 who were you? A stagehand. Oh. As God intended. 00:18:41.150 --> 00:18:45.809 I'm not going to go read it, but I am curious 00:18:45.809 --> 00:18:47.930 if this is maybe more of an accurate depiction 00:18:47.930 --> 00:18:51.349 than we're used to seeing by a Muppet. Yeah. 00:18:51.730 --> 00:18:56.619 Or Zemeckis. Unless with the live action. charles 00:18:56.619 --> 00:18:58.200 dickens character set at the end he's like i 00:18:58.200 --> 00:19:01.759 know this is a different version it's true than 00:19:01.759 --> 00:19:05.099 i've written before that's my weird british that's 00:19:05.099 --> 00:19:08.059 such a good british accent no i was so confused 00:19:08.059 --> 00:19:10.180 when that when it started with the live action 00:19:10.180 --> 00:19:13.819 thing because that same actor in the same makeup 00:19:13.819 --> 00:19:17.319 plays charles dickens in season one of the new 00:19:17.319 --> 00:19:20.640 doctor who that's right so i like i turn this 00:19:20.640 --> 00:19:22.740 on and like the opening is kind of the same and 00:19:22.740 --> 00:19:25.400 i'm like Am I watching Doctor Who? Because if 00:19:25.400 --> 00:19:27.599 I am, that's what I'm doing for this week's podcast. 00:19:28.079 --> 00:19:29.880 Yeah, you would have had a better time, I'm sure. 00:19:30.539 --> 00:19:34.099 It would be weird if this movie was just a special 00:19:34.099 --> 00:19:37.880 like Christmas episode of Doctor Who. There was 00:19:37.880 --> 00:19:41.160 like an animated doctor in it. And see, this 00:19:41.160 --> 00:19:43.559 is already better. Yeah. And I don't even care 00:19:43.559 --> 00:19:46.559 for Doctor Who, but it would be better. I also 00:19:46.559 --> 00:19:48.160 like when Charles Dickens gets out of the cart 00:19:48.160 --> 00:19:51.609 and he's greeted by. the theater manager is like 00:19:51.609 --> 00:19:54.769 do you have snow in england did you not read 00:19:54.769 --> 00:19:58.869 the book yeah right it's cold as shit there no 00:19:58.869 --> 00:20:02.930 how cool was joe i was just gonna say let's talk 00:20:02.930 --> 00:20:06.069 about joe yeah i love anybody who has like cut 00:20:06.069 --> 00:20:08.450 off glove hands oh yeah that's like a certain 00:20:08.450 --> 00:20:12.269 vibe and he was just like a slab of meat he was 00:20:12.269 --> 00:20:15.430 a big old thick one he was good just shaking 00:20:15.430 --> 00:20:17.329 people down for all their hard -earned money 00:20:17.329 --> 00:20:19.769 putting people in debtors prison oh well i mean 00:20:19.769 --> 00:20:21.970 the cops did that fuck the cops yeah that was 00:20:21.970 --> 00:20:24.069 such like a cheery scene too it's like everyone 00:20:24.069 --> 00:20:26.150 having a horrible time getting thrown in debtors 00:20:26.150 --> 00:20:28.329 prison yeah like scrooge is just sort of like 00:20:28.329 --> 00:20:31.309 i'm gonna put a log on the fire well and there 00:20:31.309 --> 00:20:33.289 okay so there's the thing like in every animated 00:20:33.289 --> 00:20:35.470 version of this i've ever seen any version of 00:20:35.470 --> 00:20:38.059 the story i've ever scene it's just like they 00:20:38.059 --> 00:20:40.180 always just depict scrooge like he's a skinflint 00:20:40.180 --> 00:20:43.220 he's just cheap he's just a cheap guy who is 00:20:43.220 --> 00:20:45.519 what was the term skinflint isn't that a good 00:20:45.519 --> 00:20:48.000 one that is a good one i've never heard skinflint 00:20:48.000 --> 00:20:50.140 before and flute what skinflute is a different 00:20:50.140 --> 00:20:53.099 thing is it like a flint and steel where with 00:20:53.099 --> 00:20:55.200 like enough rubbing it starts a fire the old 00:20:55.200 --> 00:20:58.619 skinflint but he's like he's always just basically 00:20:58.619 --> 00:21:02.480 as a really hard steel though who's just mean 00:21:02.480 --> 00:21:05.259 like right people hate him just because he's 00:21:05.259 --> 00:21:08.299 mean whereas in this he's like no he is buying 00:21:08.299 --> 00:21:10.420 debts from the bank and throw and having people 00:21:10.420 --> 00:21:13.440 thrown in debtor's prison so all of their earthly 00:21:13.440 --> 00:21:16.160 belongings could be sold and he could get what 00:21:16.160 --> 00:21:18.599 little money he can from it yeah he's like sally 00:21:18.599 --> 00:21:23.519 may genuinely a horrid like character in this 00:21:23.519 --> 00:21:25.640 one and i'm like okay this makes more sense why 00:21:25.640 --> 00:21:29.130 everyone hates him Cause I'm shitty and people 00:21:29.130 --> 00:21:32.789 tend to like me. I think this is the big, like 00:21:32.789 --> 00:21:35.009 beef that I have with the entire Christmas Carol 00:21:35.009 --> 00:21:38.190 story in general is that like, it's about this 00:21:38.190 --> 00:21:40.910 guy who's a piece of shit, right? He sucks. He's 00:21:40.910 --> 00:21:43.950 a miser. He's a skin Flint, whatever. He plays 00:21:43.950 --> 00:21:47.250 the skin flute all the time. Yeah. It's like, 00:21:47.250 --> 00:21:50.750 and he just sucks and he sucks so bad. And then 00:21:50.750 --> 00:21:53.150 magically someone's like, Hey bitch, you're going 00:21:53.150 --> 00:21:55.490 to die soon. Or maybe not even soon. You're going 00:21:55.490 --> 00:22:01.349 to die. And he's like, No! Oh, yeah. The concept 00:22:01.349 --> 00:22:03.869 of mortality never crossed his mind. And that's 00:22:03.869 --> 00:22:05.630 it. And then he's like, fuck, I'm giving all 00:22:05.630 --> 00:22:07.910 my money to the poor. Like, you, street urchin, 00:22:07.930 --> 00:22:10.269 poor, here, have money, whatever. I don't give 00:22:10.269 --> 00:22:12.210 a fuck. Buy a turkey. I don't care if you steal 00:22:12.210 --> 00:22:14.390 from me. It's like, there's no chance that a 00:22:14.390 --> 00:22:16.890 rich person is ever going to do that. ever ever 00:22:16.890 --> 00:22:19.990 ever i'm gonna i will say this is i will give 00:22:19.990 --> 00:22:22.490 credit to this movie in one respect also at the 00:22:22.490 --> 00:22:25.390 end when he wakes up from uh the night and he's 00:22:25.390 --> 00:22:27.970 having his like what day is it moment he's still 00:22:27.970 --> 00:22:29.990 kind of shitty and then he's like no be better 00:22:29.990 --> 00:22:32.529 and he like apologizes to the kid but then he 00:22:32.529 --> 00:22:33.930 goes back into his apartment and starts getting 00:22:33.930 --> 00:22:36.609 ready and then he starts like having his normal 00:22:36.609 --> 00:22:38.549 horrible thoughts and he has to remind himself 00:22:38.549 --> 00:22:41.900 like no we're going to be better and i actually 00:22:41.900 --> 00:22:44.279 kind of appreciated that he's not instantly better 00:22:44.279 --> 00:22:47.019 he just knows he has to try harder that's true 00:22:47.019 --> 00:22:49.420 i noticed that as well i suppose i appreciated 00:22:49.420 --> 00:22:53.160 that aspect of this uh this rendition yeah that 00:22:53.160 --> 00:22:55.240 was definitely different from other iterations 00:22:55.240 --> 00:22:58.349 but yeah Like, could you imagine there's that 00:22:58.349 --> 00:23:01.509 CEO who's like taking his son's blood or whatever 00:23:01.509 --> 00:23:04.849 to try and get younger? Oh, for the fucking. 00:23:05.190 --> 00:23:06.950 I don't remember what company he works for, but 00:23:06.950 --> 00:23:08.829 it doesn't matter. You know who I'm talking about? 00:23:09.190 --> 00:23:12.069 Brian something. Brian Johnson or something like 00:23:12.069 --> 00:23:15.650 that. He's like getting his son's blood infusions 00:23:15.650 --> 00:23:18.829 and they have like come masturbation competitions 00:23:18.829 --> 00:23:23.650 together. Yeah. That dude is never. It doesn't 00:23:23.650 --> 00:23:25.269 matter how many fucking ghosts come to him and 00:23:25.269 --> 00:23:27.079 are like, hey, bitch, you're going to die. He's 00:23:27.079 --> 00:23:28.640 going to be like, whatever, I'm living forever. 00:23:28.819 --> 00:23:32.160 Yeah, he's taking all my money. He knows that 00:23:32.160 --> 00:23:34.740 he's like, well, yeah, that's why I'm a man. 00:23:34.799 --> 00:23:36.940 That's why I'm doing as much of this shit as 00:23:36.940 --> 00:23:40.259 I carry me with my money. Yeah, that's why I'm 00:23:40.259 --> 00:23:44.200 living it. In fact, stuff my body with money. 00:23:44.839 --> 00:23:47.319 stuff my body with money if anybody wants my 00:23:47.319 --> 00:23:50.460 money they'll have to get it from me national 00:23:50.460 --> 00:23:53.480 treasure three that guy spends like five hours 00:23:53.480 --> 00:23:57.839 a day in like an isolation chamber i just i can't 00:23:57.839 --> 00:24:00.220 wait till the day he's told he's dying and he 00:24:00.220 --> 00:24:03.519 has to just think back on the thousands of hours 00:24:03.519 --> 00:24:09.359 he spent not doing anything i'm not gonna lie 00:24:09.359 --> 00:24:12.259 if you told me that i could spend five hours 00:24:12.259 --> 00:24:15.559 a day not being bothered by people i would be 00:24:15.559 --> 00:24:18.400 like fuck yeah give me five hours of nothing 00:24:18.400 --> 00:24:20.279 think how rejuvenating that would actually be 00:24:20.279 --> 00:24:23.059 to have five hours of just dead ass peace yeah 00:24:23.059 --> 00:24:25.700 i wouldn't have to worry about like work texts 00:24:25.700 --> 00:24:29.140 or emails nothing nothing i could just hang out 00:24:29.140 --> 00:24:31.460 like there's not even like a magnet that's a 00:24:31.460 --> 00:24:34.410 like doing anything to your systems unless i 00:24:34.410 --> 00:24:37.769 wanted it to maybe you do yeah it enhances the 00:24:37.769 --> 00:24:42.549 isolation it just pulls on my prince albert just 00:24:42.549 --> 00:24:47.029 right jesus i gotta balance it i mean if i'm 00:24:47.029 --> 00:24:49.769 rich i'm definitely getting a dong piercing so 00:24:49.769 --> 00:24:51.769 all right i mean i think the poors can get a 00:24:51.769 --> 00:24:53.490 dong piercing too i don't know that they're that 00:24:53.490 --> 00:24:56.670 expensive no well no the money if you need if 00:24:56.670 --> 00:24:59.109 you really need that no but i need to have the 00:24:59.109 --> 00:25:04.900 money to back it up in my 40s like like i need 00:25:04.900 --> 00:25:07.579 to be able to be like yeah i've got a fucking 00:25:07.579 --> 00:25:11.480 three ounces of steel hanging off my dick but 00:25:11.480 --> 00:25:14.339 how many people do you are you planning on showing 00:25:14.339 --> 00:25:16.680 this to where you need to i have a dick piercing 00:25:16.680 --> 00:25:18.980 i'm gonna show everybody to all the people but 00:25:18.980 --> 00:25:20.880 it's gonna be like the marley stuff where it's 00:25:20.880 --> 00:25:23.660 just like chains and hanging boxes oh man yeah 00:25:23.660 --> 00:25:27.690 yeah that's how you elongate i'll get I'll get 00:25:27.690 --> 00:25:30.029 a like a Catholic, what are those things called? 00:25:30.069 --> 00:25:33.329 A censor. I'll just be burning incense and dangling 00:25:33.329 --> 00:25:36.809 it off my dick all day. I'll be conducting rites. 00:25:36.809 --> 00:25:39.490 I'll be like, I'll have the little like broom 00:25:39.490 --> 00:25:42.309 splashing water on people just being like, but 00:25:42.309 --> 00:25:46.190 it's not water. It's never water. I've seen I've 00:25:46.190 --> 00:25:51.769 seen this in 40K. Oh, man. Was anyone else like 00:25:51.769 --> 00:25:54.029 underwhelmed by the amount of chains Marley had? 00:25:54.660 --> 00:25:56.460 He just had like the one chain around his waist. 00:25:56.920 --> 00:26:00.819 Yeah. And then he was like, can you sit down 00:26:00.819 --> 00:26:02.900 or something like that? And he was like, yes, 00:26:02.940 --> 00:26:06.180 I can. And he like throws the box over the chair. 00:26:06.200 --> 00:26:09.279 I was like. What is this sassy nonsense that's 00:26:09.279 --> 00:26:09.839 happening between them? Weirdly enough, that 00:26:09.839 --> 00:26:12.700 is in most of the representations of this. Because 00:26:12.700 --> 00:26:15.799 I watched three different versions of this movie. 00:26:16.279 --> 00:26:18.500 In preparation for this? In preparation for this, 00:26:18.539 --> 00:26:20.500 because I could only watch a little bit of this 00:26:20.500 --> 00:26:22.359 before. I was like, this is so bad. I'm going 00:26:22.359 --> 00:26:23.799 to watch the whole thing, and I'm going to do 00:26:23.799 --> 00:26:26.339 something else with my time. A masochist. Well, 00:26:26.400 --> 00:26:29.759 I needed something to talk about. Fuck. I just 00:26:29.759 --> 00:26:31.920 planned on getting drunk. I mean, it's working 00:26:31.920 --> 00:26:35.299 great. This is great content. I'm talking more 00:26:35.299 --> 00:26:37.299 the more I drink, and that's fine. All right, 00:26:37.359 --> 00:26:41.700 so we know Nick's midlife crisis is dong piercing. 00:26:42.140 --> 00:26:43.960 What's someone else got planned? With an incense 00:26:43.960 --> 00:26:46.200 attachment. I mean, I had two children, so I 00:26:46.200 --> 00:26:50.559 think that's basically it. Yeah, do you feel 00:26:50.559 --> 00:26:55.200 your mortality is more at ease? Listen, man, 00:26:55.279 --> 00:26:57.099 they're going to have young blood that I can 00:26:57.099 --> 00:27:00.119 infuse at some point and become youthful forever. 00:27:01.699 --> 00:27:03.960 That's good. I don't know what my midlife crisis 00:27:03.960 --> 00:27:06.839 is. Purchasing overalls? I'm not sure. Whoa. 00:27:06.839 --> 00:27:10.220 Sick. Okay. Nice. Does it have like the bib pocket? 00:27:10.400 --> 00:27:12.180 Yeah. Okay. Well, fuck yeah. What do you keep 00:27:12.180 --> 00:27:16.960 in there? I mean, probably some weed. Yeah. A 00:27:16.960 --> 00:27:18.819 weed pen. Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty good. That's 00:27:18.819 --> 00:27:20.420 where that goes. Sunglasses maybe. It's like 00:27:20.420 --> 00:27:22.359 no tools. Nothing you actually need in there. 00:27:22.500 --> 00:27:23.880 Well, sunglasses. Well, I'm sorry. Things you 00:27:23.880 --> 00:27:26.779 need. Excuse me. And my weed pen. All right. 00:27:26.859 --> 00:27:31.599 I recently got some overall shorts. their shorts 00:27:31.599 --> 00:27:33.660 with overall yeah okay i got those two maybe 00:27:33.660 --> 00:27:35.559 i had tip to marissa yeah that's probably we 00:27:35.559 --> 00:27:38.160 did it all for her birthday it was like seven 00:27:38.160 --> 00:27:42.180 of us got them i love it yeah i feel cute in 00:27:42.180 --> 00:27:44.519 them so good what there you go you know what 00:27:44.519 --> 00:27:50.339 i'm picturing it that's perfect i love it but 00:27:50.339 --> 00:27:54.059 this movie um okay wait okay well you got to 00:27:54.059 --> 00:27:56.740 bring us down no i wasn't gonna i wasn't gonna 00:27:56.740 --> 00:27:58.500 bring it down because i was i was gonna bring 00:27:58.500 --> 00:28:01.859 up another movie that it The reason why I actually 00:28:01.859 --> 00:28:05.019 did kind of like the mice, even though the squeaks, 00:28:05.039 --> 00:28:07.400 it was like, there was a lot of squeaks. Like 00:28:07.400 --> 00:28:09.799 we didn't need, especially when they're not even 00:28:09.799 --> 00:28:12.480 telling us what the mice are saying to each other. 00:28:12.539 --> 00:28:16.759 It's just like, it's just like, yeah, a pantomime 00:28:16.759 --> 00:28:19.880 of what they're trying to say. But it reminded 00:28:19.880 --> 00:28:23.500 me a little bit of the secret of NIMH. the way 00:28:23.500 --> 00:28:25.940 that they were they were drawn similarly looked 00:28:25.940 --> 00:28:29.039 a little bit so that maybe i think gave me a 00:28:29.039 --> 00:28:32.640 little bit of a nostalgic feel but also secret 00:28:32.640 --> 00:28:36.099 and m better better animation better animation 00:28:36.099 --> 00:28:38.759 also from the 80s this movie like the mice were 00:28:38.759 --> 00:28:41.319 the only things that were like consistently well 00:28:41.319 --> 00:28:44.960 animated like as opposed to all the people who 00:28:44.960 --> 00:28:48.700 peter you said they looked like you know almost 00:28:48.700 --> 00:28:51.339 rotoscoped yeah it's like bad rotoscoping yeah 00:28:52.029 --> 00:28:55.430 yeah the animation of the people i loved when 00:28:55.430 --> 00:28:58.930 perspective didn't match up with the action like 00:28:58.930 --> 00:29:02.490 you're riding a horse and you're going like up 00:29:02.490 --> 00:29:05.210 and to the left and it just looks like you're 00:29:05.210 --> 00:29:09.670 the same animation being shrunk but like just 00:29:09.670 --> 00:29:12.470 kind of dragged across and it's like that's not 00:29:12.470 --> 00:29:14.650 how horses move their mouse and was just like 00:29:14.650 --> 00:29:18.769 putting this here it was like select all push 00:29:18.769 --> 00:29:24.349 screen record the animation was bad and i love 00:29:24.349 --> 00:29:26.190 like there's it's bad the whole way through but 00:29:26.190 --> 00:29:27.809 there are those little moments where like you 00:29:27.809 --> 00:29:30.210 can see that they just They either ran out of 00:29:30.210 --> 00:29:32.190 money or they stopped carrying the Fezziwick 00:29:32.190 --> 00:29:35.230 dance scene because like it lasts all of like 00:29:35.230 --> 00:29:37.650 four seconds. Like we need to loop this thing 00:29:37.650 --> 00:29:41.829 for a solid minute. So you cut away and then 00:29:41.829 --> 00:29:44.829 you cut back to the same like three jigs maneuvers 00:29:44.829 --> 00:29:47.549 and then you cut away and then you play it backwards. 00:29:47.829 --> 00:29:52.490 Ooh, reverse jig. I was trying to like watch 00:29:52.490 --> 00:29:57.579 this and then I started. At the same time, finding 00:29:57.579 --> 00:30:01.319 clips on YouTube of the other Christmas Carol. 00:30:01.500 --> 00:30:04.640 The Zemeckis one? I only watched a couple of 00:30:04.640 --> 00:30:06.220 clips because that's another one that like you 00:30:06.220 --> 00:30:08.339 can't find anywhere. And I just didn't want to 00:30:08.339 --> 00:30:10.980 pay. I didn't want to pay for it because I wasn't 00:30:10.980 --> 00:30:14.220 going to watch another full. Which is a half 00:30:14.220 --> 00:30:17.619 hour longer at least. This movie was already 00:30:17.619 --> 00:30:19.859 too long. The Fezziwig scene is like fucking 00:30:19.859 --> 00:30:22.900 15 minutes in that. I found a clip and I had 00:30:22.900 --> 00:30:27.140 no idea what was going on. It was probably with 00:30:27.140 --> 00:30:29.539 the, I think it was with the Ghost of Christmas 00:30:29.539 --> 00:30:33.980 Present. And I can't even, he was in this like 00:30:33.980 --> 00:30:38.819 empty room. Man, I don't even know. I don't know 00:30:38.819 --> 00:30:41.880 what was happening. It was really weird and creepy. 00:30:42.000 --> 00:30:45.579 And that kind of level, it's like for those listeners 00:30:45.579 --> 00:30:48.779 who don't know, this is one that's really super 00:30:48.779 --> 00:30:53.700 3D. It was meant to be an IMAX 3D movie. Right. 00:30:54.170 --> 00:30:57.210 That kind of animation where it's almost real 00:30:57.210 --> 00:31:01.309 really fucking creeps me out. And I can't do 00:31:01.309 --> 00:31:02.950 it. It's horrible. I just can't do it. It's like 00:31:02.950 --> 00:31:06.049 you're not a Polar Express guy. It doesn't it 00:31:06.049 --> 00:31:07.630 doesn't matter. Like you're not going to hurt 00:31:07.630 --> 00:31:10.309 my feelings because I don't like any Christmas 00:31:10.309 --> 00:31:12.230 story. I understand people who appreciate the 00:31:12.230 --> 00:31:16.470 story. But yeah, that kind of animation, it really 00:31:16.470 --> 00:31:19.720 hurts my brain. It's repulsive. like zemeckis 00:31:19.720 --> 00:31:22.400 went so hard in on this and i was telling peter 00:31:22.400 --> 00:31:26.359 this that in like 2005 in an interview he was 00:31:26.359 --> 00:31:29.400 talking about like his dream for this animation 00:31:29.400 --> 00:31:31.740 style he's like i want to remake yellow submarine 00:31:31.740 --> 00:31:34.700 with tom hanks but as all of the needles gross 00:31:34.700 --> 00:31:37.339 it's the only time i've ever thought about like 00:31:37.339 --> 00:31:41.720 honestly thought about murder So my quote, my 00:31:41.720 --> 00:31:45.619 quote to Sean was the Zemeckis movie and tech. 00:31:45.799 --> 00:31:48.680 It looks like hot, shiny diarrhea was extruded 00:31:48.680 --> 00:31:52.000 directly into my eyes. It is. It's like it's 00:31:52.000 --> 00:31:55.059 repulsive. It offends my eyes to look at that. 00:31:55.160 --> 00:31:57.480 It's like I think about certain kids TV shows 00:31:57.480 --> 00:32:00.380 that just like offend me because I have children. 00:32:00.859 --> 00:32:03.339 Caillou doesn't bother me that much, but like 00:32:03.339 --> 00:32:05.339 I don't want to watch that show. Sure. But the 00:32:05.339 --> 00:32:07.759 art design of that isn't like repulsive. Oh, 00:32:07.759 --> 00:32:10.549 sure. OK. The design of Peppa Pig looks terrible. 00:32:10.670 --> 00:32:13.809 It's just badly drawn, even though the show is 00:32:13.809 --> 00:32:18.529 not bad. It's cheap. Cocomelon is one of those 00:32:18.529 --> 00:32:21.049 things that is like a horribly cheap animation 00:32:21.049 --> 00:32:23.549 thing that just looks like shit. And this is 00:32:23.549 --> 00:32:26.430 exactly that. It's like, why would you choose 00:32:26.430 --> 00:32:29.529 to spend hundreds of millions of dollars on this 00:32:29.529 --> 00:32:32.630 technology to like basically rotoscope Jim Carrey 00:32:32.630 --> 00:32:36.250 as all the ghosts and Ebenezer just looking like. 00:32:36.569 --> 00:32:39.529 hot diarrhea straight to the eyes like it just 00:32:39.529 --> 00:32:42.450 looks like shit yeah it takes all the joy out 00:32:42.450 --> 00:32:45.230 of animation and like he genuinely thought this 00:32:45.230 --> 00:32:47.569 was like the future of filmmaking oh totally 00:32:47.569 --> 00:32:49.589 okay and do you know why it was so bad do you 00:32:49.589 --> 00:32:51.829 know why he he did this you know why he like 00:32:51.829 --> 00:32:57.779 went down that rabbit hole money he made um skinflint 00:32:57.779 --> 00:33:00.119 and tom hanks castaway he made castaway and he 00:33:00.119 --> 00:33:03.680 between the island scenes where tom hanks is 00:33:03.680 --> 00:33:05.880 really skinny and beforehand when he was like 00:33:05.880 --> 00:33:08.339 a normal weight they had to like stop shooting 00:33:08.339 --> 00:33:09.880 for eight months so tom hanks could lose all 00:33:09.880 --> 00:33:11.720 the weight and gain hair so he filmed another 00:33:11.720 --> 00:33:14.059 movie in that eight month period and he was just 00:33:14.059 --> 00:33:16.099 like this sucks that i can't do what i want when 00:33:16.099 --> 00:33:19.200 i want we're just gonna animate everything oh 00:33:19.200 --> 00:33:22.480 that's why he did that oh i was gonna say so 00:33:22.480 --> 00:33:26.009 he did this as a temper tantrum kind of That 00:33:26.009 --> 00:33:29.569 sounds awful. Yes. It feels like it. It feels 00:33:29.569 --> 00:33:31.730 like a child having a temper tantrum. He's like, 00:33:31.789 --> 00:33:34.569 I want to do it my way. Yeah. He got to animate 00:33:34.569 --> 00:33:37.190 a naked Angelina Jolie, though, so also kind 00:33:37.190 --> 00:33:39.410 of just like a child. Wait, hold on. Back up. 00:33:39.410 --> 00:33:42.130 Anyone could animate a naked anyone. Oh, okay. 00:33:42.990 --> 00:33:48.089 She plays Grendel's mom. Oh, nice. Yeah. Grendel's 00:33:48.089 --> 00:33:55.039 mom has got it going on. jesus fuck you sean 00:33:55.039 --> 00:33:57.779 that shouldn't have made me laugh yeah that shouldn't 00:33:57.779 --> 00:34:00.460 have made me laugh i'm not even drinking y 'all 00:34:00.460 --> 00:34:03.000 that was just i don't know that was the most 00:34:03.000 --> 00:34:07.579 unexpected shit okay so so what is if not the 00:34:07.579 --> 00:34:10.519 best christmas carol movie like what is the best 00:34:10.519 --> 00:34:13.179 christmas movie so like best christmas carol 00:34:13.179 --> 00:34:16.059 movie jingle all the way I will hear no notes. 00:34:16.679 --> 00:34:18.599 Is that a Christmas Carol movie or is that just 00:34:18.599 --> 00:34:20.079 a Christmas movie? Oh, you said Christmas Carol 00:34:20.079 --> 00:34:23.820 or Christmas movie. Jingle All The Way is the 00:34:23.820 --> 00:34:26.559 best Christmas movie. Absolutely not. I'm still 00:34:26.559 --> 00:34:29.519 a Gremlins guy. Die Hard's a pretty high up there 00:34:29.519 --> 00:34:34.659 one. I love a rom -com personally, so I could 00:34:34.659 --> 00:34:37.940 watch The Holiday probably like 30 ,000 times. 00:34:38.039 --> 00:34:41.250 It's my guilty pleasure, but also... I don't 00:34:41.250 --> 00:34:43.150 really feel all that guilty about it. You can 00:34:43.150 --> 00:34:47.230 hear Jude Law say, hi, I'm daddy. And yes, and 00:34:47.230 --> 00:34:51.570 I, exactly. I've never heard of this movie. Also 00:34:51.570 --> 00:34:54.590 though, a movie with Kate Winslet, just tying 00:34:54.590 --> 00:34:56.469 it back. It's true, tie it all in. Tying it back. 00:34:57.289 --> 00:35:00.309 She doesn't sing either. She does not well. She 00:35:00.309 --> 00:35:03.849 does say a screwedly do in that movie. That's 00:35:03.849 --> 00:35:07.340 true. There is. There is. So it's got Scroodley 00:35:07.340 --> 00:35:11.260 Doo and I Am Daddy. Okay. Can I just get like 00:35:11.260 --> 00:35:14.760 an audio clip of Scroodley Doo added in somewhere? 00:35:15.000 --> 00:35:17.119 Yeah, please. Because I want to hear that in 00:35:17.119 --> 00:35:19.860 like a week. Yep. I won't look it up myself. 00:35:19.860 --> 00:35:21.719 That'll be part of our outro. We'll get Shade 00:35:21.719 --> 00:35:30.119 to just say Scroodley Doo. Okay, that movie is 00:35:30.119 --> 00:35:32.510 actually pretty good. That's like... Also, it's 00:35:32.510 --> 00:35:34.849 just cute. It's prime Jack Black for me where 00:35:34.849 --> 00:35:38.550 he's not like way over the top, like, you know, 00:35:38.550 --> 00:35:40.510 but he's still Jack Black. He's still Jack Black. 00:35:40.530 --> 00:35:43.389 He's still giving himself. But it's it fits this 00:35:43.389 --> 00:35:46.829 particular role, in my opinion. And it's I just 00:35:46.829 --> 00:35:50.469 like feeling good sometimes and not thinking 00:35:50.469 --> 00:35:55.010 about too much. plot or whatever it's a christmas 00:35:55.010 --> 00:35:57.030 film the plot's pretty thin regardless it's basically 00:35:57.030 --> 00:35:59.889 a wife swap christmas movie yeah that's it it's 00:35:59.889 --> 00:36:03.670 so and it's so crazy wife swapping wasn't it 00:36:03.670 --> 00:36:06.210 it's two friends who like it's a house swap you're 00:36:06.210 --> 00:36:09.409 bringing me right back oh never mind that's right 00:36:09.409 --> 00:36:12.389 they aren't partnered no that's why there's romance 00:36:12.389 --> 00:36:16.070 and a rom -comery of it all right i kind of like 00:36:16.070 --> 00:36:18.510 that no i'll just stick to porn hub that's fine 00:36:18.510 --> 00:36:21.239 you do that Yeah, all kinds of good Christmas 00:36:21.239 --> 00:36:24.000 stuff there, I'm sure. Yeah, they've got all 00:36:24.000 --> 00:36:26.500 the holidays on Pornhub. Pornhub doesn't discriminate. 00:36:26.800 --> 00:36:28.920 That's my favorite thing about them. Oh, what's 00:36:28.920 --> 00:36:32.420 their ID category like? Their what? ID. I'll 00:36:32.420 --> 00:36:36.260 check it out. Yeah. I'll give you a report. I 00:36:36.260 --> 00:36:38.380 didn't care for the mice. I'm just going to say 00:36:38.380 --> 00:36:41.119 it. Oh, now we can fight. Good. Yeah, that part, 00:36:41.300 --> 00:36:44.610 like I felt. It was so forced and it's like, 00:36:44.690 --> 00:36:48.409 quit fucking cutting to mice. Oh, I just also 00:36:48.409 --> 00:36:51.590 wanted the movie to end. Yeah. And the fact that 00:36:51.590 --> 00:36:54.630 it was always like. Here's a thing that now we're 00:36:54.630 --> 00:36:57.289 going to just interject into the scene. And why 00:36:57.289 --> 00:37:00.469 was Ebenezer always nice to the mice? What was 00:37:00.469 --> 00:37:03.510 up with that? Like he was giving them food. He 00:37:03.510 --> 00:37:06.329 was like talking to them nicely. Like if Cratchit 00:37:06.329 --> 00:37:07.969 had wanted a piece of cheese, he would be like, 00:37:08.030 --> 00:37:10.809 get fucked Cratchit. Yeah. But meanwhile, he's 00:37:10.809 --> 00:37:12.789 like, here's a fucking bowl of porridge. Fucking 00:37:12.789 --> 00:37:16.630 chill. Share it with your rat friend. Yeah. Invite 00:37:16.630 --> 00:37:20.059 more rats into my super nice house. I don't know 00:37:20.059 --> 00:37:23.739 about anyone else, but sometimes I'm like animals 00:37:23.739 --> 00:37:27.079 greater than people. That's all I'm saying. Yeah, 00:37:27.159 --> 00:37:30.260 that's reasonable. If there is a movie, I could 00:37:30.260 --> 00:37:33.760 watch a movie where a thousand people die, murdered, 00:37:33.960 --> 00:37:38.260 it's violent. I'm just like, okay. You know, 00:37:38.260 --> 00:37:41.460 and then I, if there's an animal that dies, I 00:37:41.460 --> 00:37:44.320 will fast forward sometimes. I will walk out 00:37:44.320 --> 00:37:47.639 of the room because I will cry. And that's just 00:37:47.639 --> 00:37:51.360 not, so. In some regard, I didn't hate it, but 00:37:51.360 --> 00:37:53.639 I was also like, why? Because that's not a part 00:37:53.639 --> 00:37:55.500 of it. It's a why thing for me. It's like, why? 00:37:55.639 --> 00:37:57.920 Why do we do this? Why is it doing it? I agree. 00:37:58.039 --> 00:38:01.619 The mice, it was a gimmick, but I didn't like 00:38:01.619 --> 00:38:05.960 it for the storyline that they added or didn't 00:38:05.960 --> 00:38:09.579 add. I just like the animation. That's fine. 00:38:09.719 --> 00:38:11.739 I was 20 minutes into this film and I'm texting 00:38:11.739 --> 00:38:13.639 Peter. I'm like, I can't tell if there's one 00:38:13.639 --> 00:38:17.130 or two mice in this film. Oh, yeah. Yeah, when 00:38:17.130 --> 00:38:19.690 it became two mice, it kind of clarified and 00:38:19.690 --> 00:38:23.190 like made it easier. But I also at the same time, 00:38:23.210 --> 00:38:26.090 not easier. I liked it when one mouse got excluded 00:38:26.090 --> 00:38:29.269 from the joy ride. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you couldn't 00:38:29.269 --> 00:38:30.949 make it through the window. It was like, fuck 00:38:30.949 --> 00:38:35.409 you, mouse. He has sin in his heart. Yeah. Rat 00:38:35.409 --> 00:38:39.590 bastard. The whole mice like subplot did not 00:38:39.590 --> 00:38:41.550 care for it, didn't add anything to it. I don't 00:38:41.550 --> 00:38:42.969 think there's anything wrong with like showing 00:38:42.969 --> 00:38:47.119 Scrooge has like a soft side for like. not people 00:38:47.119 --> 00:38:49.940 like for him just being like oh here's this tiny 00:38:49.940 --> 00:38:53.539 helpless animal that doesn't take anything so 00:38:53.539 --> 00:38:55.400 like i'll give it cheese like showing he's not 00:38:55.400 --> 00:38:57.880 a complete inhuman monster it's taking cheese 00:38:57.880 --> 00:39:01.420 he's giving it cheese i i just think i think 00:39:01.420 --> 00:39:06.420 scrooge providing charity to anybody is antithesis 00:39:06.420 --> 00:39:10.179 to the character and i don't like it until like 00:39:10.179 --> 00:39:11.940 the end well i don't like the end either i don't 00:39:11.940 --> 00:39:15.099 like the movie but i don't like the beginning 00:39:15.099 --> 00:39:17.940 it's just inconsistent i think it's just super 00:39:17.940 --> 00:39:21.320 inconsistent and well yeah well they have that 00:39:21.320 --> 00:39:25.940 shitty ass song i know yeah so this movie is 00:39:25.940 --> 00:39:28.920 not good yeah um but let's let's get back to 00:39:28.920 --> 00:39:31.239 the the core of what we're doing here which is 00:39:31.849 --> 00:39:34.250 about nicholas cage let's talk about his his 00:39:34.250 --> 00:39:36.650 three little vignettes that he gets because he 00:39:36.650 --> 00:39:38.610 has well i guess four if you count him being 00:39:38.610 --> 00:39:41.170 the door knocker or whatever but he wasn't the 00:39:41.170 --> 00:39:44.929 door knocker oh he's is he not no that's that's 00:39:44.929 --> 00:39:49.050 um wait yes never mind sorry marley yeah yeah 00:39:49.050 --> 00:39:51.590 yeah okay sorry sorry so you have him being the 00:39:51.590 --> 00:39:54.590 door knocker and then you have him door knocker 00:39:54.590 --> 00:39:57.130 sounds like a slur and then you got up there 00:39:57.130 --> 00:40:00.860 with skin flint actually talking to scrooge for 00:40:00.860 --> 00:40:02.719 a period and then he has like two other little 00:40:02.719 --> 00:40:05.559 bits that don't mean anything you know it's just 00:40:05.559 --> 00:40:08.360 like reminder stuff about the chains and suffering 00:40:08.360 --> 00:40:11.019 there was one background character that laughed 00:40:11.019 --> 00:40:13.179 and it sounded a lot like nicholas cage in the 00:40:13.179 --> 00:40:16.280 beginning i think it was in my head canon it 00:40:16.280 --> 00:40:19.179 was they probably just caught him on on mike 00:40:19.179 --> 00:40:20.940 laughing and they're like we're gonna put it 00:40:20.940 --> 00:40:23.079 in put that in there just put hey we need some 00:40:23.079 --> 00:40:25.639 laughter right here so i mean i guess i guess 00:40:25.639 --> 00:40:28.619 we're at the point of like cage grid You know, 00:40:28.619 --> 00:40:34.360 like bad movie, bad cage. Oh, yeah. Yeah. This 00:40:34.360 --> 00:40:37.539 is rough. This is bottom left. It's bad movie, 00:40:37.679 --> 00:40:41.400 bottom, bad cage. Yeah. He was like high on something 00:40:41.400 --> 00:40:43.260 when he signed this contract. He was like, or 00:40:43.260 --> 00:40:45.699 when he told his agent. Yeah. He was like, ah, 00:40:46.079 --> 00:40:49.000 yeah, yeah, yeah. That sounds good. Can I record 00:40:49.000 --> 00:40:52.960 my lines on an on a plane? Yeah. I'm pretty confident 00:40:52.960 --> 00:40:55.179 that he had watched the snowman and was like 00:40:55.179 --> 00:40:59.659 Murakami, man, like artist. yeah that makes sense 00:40:59.659 --> 00:41:01.760 i want to be i want to be in a murakami film 00:41:01.760 --> 00:41:05.559 and this was this was the one i mean honestly 00:41:05.559 --> 00:41:07.199 if i didn't know nick cage was in this i would 00:41:07.199 --> 00:41:09.559 not have recognized his voice because not a chance 00:41:09.559 --> 00:41:13.320 he's like again this is this is after like kind 00:41:13.320 --> 00:41:15.880 of his peak time this is kind of on the down 00:41:15.880 --> 00:41:18.940 slope and the performance really gives me like 00:41:18.940 --> 00:41:22.840 late 80s cage like in terms of the voice the 00:41:22.840 --> 00:41:24.960 projection like all of it just like this seems 00:41:24.960 --> 00:41:27.659 like so much earlier in his career than it is 00:41:27.659 --> 00:41:30.780 yeah it's a really flat line read the speech 00:41:30.780 --> 00:41:36.099 was it was just weird it was just weird i don't 00:41:36.099 --> 00:41:40.239 remember it ever being that bizarre it was but 00:41:40.239 --> 00:41:42.179 it was also just bizarre i was like what is he 00:41:42.179 --> 00:41:45.380 even saying i don't this was by far probably 00:41:45.380 --> 00:41:49.360 the boringest marley that has ever been portrayed 00:41:49.360 --> 00:41:55.380 there's no highs or lows it's just mid who plays 00:41:55.380 --> 00:41:59.659 marley in the muppets it's two it's the is it 00:41:59.659 --> 00:42:03.460 the old guys it's all guys yes it's the i can't 00:42:03.460 --> 00:42:06.179 remember it's maybe marley and marley or something 00:42:06.179 --> 00:42:11.260 like that we're marley and marley that's what 00:42:11.260 --> 00:42:13.300 it is there you can use that one too i'll give 00:42:13.300 --> 00:42:15.940 you free incredible free reign over that sound 00:42:15.940 --> 00:42:20.170 soundbite too if you need it That's actually 00:42:20.170 --> 00:42:22.369 part of the disclaimer. Thank you for releasing 00:42:22.369 --> 00:42:28.349 all your rights. Enjoy the Shay AI bod. Thanks 00:42:28.349 --> 00:42:32.570 for the consent, finally. We've been stealing 00:42:32.570 --> 00:42:34.630 it for the last three, but this fourth one really 00:42:34.630 --> 00:42:38.849 got locked in. I've been told consent matters, 00:42:38.889 --> 00:42:42.780 so we need that from you. So, yeah, shit. I mean, 00:42:42.800 --> 00:42:44.599 I don't know. Is there anything else to say about 00:42:44.599 --> 00:42:47.599 this movie or the performances or Christmas in 00:42:47.599 --> 00:42:49.619 October? Don't watch it, y 'all. Don't watch 00:42:49.619 --> 00:42:52.579 it. Please don't. I mean, it's a ghost story, 00:42:52.679 --> 00:42:54.960 but it's the boringest of ghost stories. It's 00:42:54.960 --> 00:42:59.219 just prudes. It's like if you got haunted by 00:42:59.219 --> 00:43:01.619 that fucking ant you didn't want to see at Thanksgiving. 00:43:02.019 --> 00:43:05.199 Right. And if you need to watch a Christmas Carol, 00:43:05.300 --> 00:43:08.460 you know which one to go to. That's all I'm saying. 00:43:08.559 --> 00:43:12.440 You know which one? The Muppets. Always. Or possibly 00:43:12.440 --> 00:43:18.039 Scrooged. Yeah, that one's pretty funny. I haven't 00:43:18.039 --> 00:43:20.780 seen that in a hot minute. Yeah, it has its moments. 00:43:20.880 --> 00:43:23.340 I guess Bill Murray had a really hard time with 00:43:23.340 --> 00:43:26.599 the director of that one. But Carol Kane as the 00:43:26.599 --> 00:43:29.260 ghost of Christmas present, I think is pretty 00:43:29.260 --> 00:43:32.500 fucking funny. She's good. Her voice is so bad 00:43:32.500 --> 00:43:36.400 and great. In everything. In everything. Just 00:43:36.400 --> 00:43:39.639 always. Was she dead? Did she die yet? I hope 00:43:39.639 --> 00:43:43.260 not. No. I mean, she's got to be pretty old now. 00:43:43.440 --> 00:43:46.159 I don't think she died. She is not dead. I was 00:43:46.159 --> 00:43:48.820 like, she did Kimmy Schmidt recently. She did 00:43:48.820 --> 00:43:50.099 do Kimmy Schmidt. Yeah, I'm like, there's no 00:43:50.099 --> 00:43:53.340 way she's not dead. She's 73 years old, in case 00:43:53.340 --> 00:43:55.159 you're wondering. Alive and well. That's younger 00:43:55.159 --> 00:43:58.039 than I thought. Kimmy Schmidt seems older. It 00:43:58.039 --> 00:44:00.519 was a while ago. A while ago. Well, yeah, but... 00:44:00.519 --> 00:44:02.860 That was pretty early Netflix, like, original 00:44:02.860 --> 00:44:06.539 series. Yeah, I know it was a while ago. But 00:44:06.539 --> 00:44:09.940 really, it wasn't. People die all the time. Literally 00:44:09.940 --> 00:44:12.880 every day. But I'm glad that Carol Kane is still 00:44:12.880 --> 00:44:16.840 alive in 73. Yeah. Well, Carol Kane. All right. 00:44:16.880 --> 00:44:20.019 On that note. The best Carol that we've spoken 00:44:20.019 --> 00:44:24.119 of today. The only Carol that matters. The only 00:44:24.119 --> 00:44:27.500 one that matters. Yeah, well, fuck. I mean, I 00:44:27.500 --> 00:44:29.559 think that's kind of it, right? Yeah, fuck this 00:44:29.559 --> 00:44:33.460 movie. That sucks, and I'm actively angry that 00:44:33.460 --> 00:44:36.380 I had to watch A Christmas Carol, colon, the 00:44:36.380 --> 00:44:40.360 movie. What a stupid -ass title, too. Who puts 00:44:40.360 --> 00:44:43.000 colons in the middle of their titles? Especially 00:44:43.000 --> 00:44:45.440 to declare it's a movie, that you are going to 00:44:45.440 --> 00:44:48.719 the movies to go watch a movie. Right. Yeah. 00:44:48.800 --> 00:44:54.079 And that already is in movie form. Multiple times. 00:44:54.099 --> 00:44:57.260 Multiple times. It's not like it's a new concept 00:44:57.260 --> 00:45:02.059 for the story. the first time the movie just 00:45:02.059 --> 00:45:05.000 put on by a bunch of fucking colonizers yeah 00:45:05.000 --> 00:45:09.409 well I'm gonna go I need to go cleanse my my 00:45:09.409 --> 00:45:12.769 eye palette and watch the muppet one now my eye 00:45:12.769 --> 00:45:16.070 and ear palette really and all your watch that 00:45:16.070 --> 00:45:20.710 one yeah i'll cleanse all my holes all holes 00:45:20.710 --> 00:45:24.070 are important holes peter oh man all holes matter 00:45:24.070 --> 00:45:28.449 good point so unfortunately next up we've got 00:45:28.449 --> 00:45:31.269 the movie sunny which is starring james franco 00:45:31.269 --> 00:45:36.190 boo um but Nick Cage does play a character named 00:45:36.190 --> 00:45:39.789 Acid Yellow, who wears a fake nose. Once again, 00:45:39.849 --> 00:45:43.010 there's a very consistent trend in the movies 00:45:43.010 --> 00:45:45.230 in his back catalog that didn't make the 64. 00:45:45.550 --> 00:45:49.889 He has a lot of fake noses. That's wild. And 00:45:49.889 --> 00:45:53.250 it's got Harry Dean Stanton, too. Oh, OK. All 00:45:53.250 --> 00:45:56.690 right. Is it a Christmas film? No, I think it's 00:45:56.690 --> 00:45:58.769 about a male prostitute. Fuck yeah. Is Harry 00:45:58.769 --> 00:46:01.969 Dean Stan playing another polygamist? Probably. 00:46:02.269 --> 00:46:05.630 I don't know. Let's assume yes until proven otherwise. 00:46:08.389 --> 00:46:10.570 Cool. Well, thanks for having me, y 'all. Yeah, 00:46:10.570 --> 00:46:12.349 thanks for coming back for number four, Shane. 00:46:12.449 --> 00:46:15.889 Next animated film. You're first on our docket. 00:46:15.989 --> 00:46:17.429 Oh, yeah. Do you want to come back for Ant Bully? 00:46:17.630 --> 00:46:21.289 Let me know. Yeah, sure. Why not? whatever you 00:46:21.289 --> 00:46:23.369 need as long as it gets me my jacket or would 00:46:23.369 --> 00:46:30.050 you prefer uh astro boy i'm genuinely i'm actually 00:46:30.050 --> 00:46:31.909 kind of excited for astro boy my friend tiffany 00:46:31.909 --> 00:46:33.590 talks it up a lot it's her she says it's her 00:46:33.590 --> 00:46:36.429 favorite nick cage movie okay interesting as 00:46:36.429 --> 00:46:39.090 somebody with kind of a natural astro boy like 00:46:39.090 --> 00:46:42.409 hair swoop uh it appeals to me is that another 00:46:42.409 --> 00:46:47.690 oddly like 3d animated style i mean it's a 3d 00:46:47.690 --> 00:46:50.409 animation one but i don't think it's like trying 00:46:50.409 --> 00:46:53.429 to be well crazy for anything i don't know i'm 00:46:53.429 --> 00:46:55.809 weird about those movies but well i'll uh check 00:46:55.809 --> 00:47:00.050 it out i'll let you know but yes good you're 00:47:00.050 --> 00:47:04.050 our animation guru now because we have to have 00:47:04.050 --> 00:47:05.869 somebody to balance out nick for just hating 00:47:05.869 --> 00:47:09.429 every animation ever i don't hate every animation 00:47:09.429 --> 00:47:13.090 ever it just happens to be that like spider verse 00:47:13.090 --> 00:47:16.889 shit aside most of it is nicholas cage has not 00:47:16.889 --> 00:47:20.880 put out a good animated film crudes and crudes 00:47:20.880 --> 00:47:25.139 too it's amazing it's not amazing it's just mid 00:47:25.139 --> 00:47:30.480 but it's good punch monkeys are good it's a mid 00:47:30.480 --> 00:47:34.929 that you can enjoy yeah you that i can enjoy 00:47:34.929 --> 00:47:38.949 yes more than this movie yeah well thank you 00:47:38.949 --> 00:47:40.769 to everyone listening and making it through this 00:47:40.769 --> 00:47:44.010 ride thank you to our sparkle buddies josh josie 00:47:44.010 --> 00:47:46.409 matt adam bill stewart and willow and to our 00:47:46.409 --> 00:47:48.869 cage dancers john freeman nathan and cameron 00:47:48.869 --> 00:47:52.329 and to bill panks for our intro music um if you 00:47:52.329 --> 00:47:55.030 guys want to come to watch mandy in a couple 00:47:55.030 --> 00:47:57.909 of weeks uh it will be playing at the beacon 00:47:57.909 --> 00:48:03.369 in seattle on the 23rd of october 7 30. Which 00:48:03.369 --> 00:48:05.210 will be like a week after this comes out, so. 00:48:05.429 --> 00:48:11.510 Yeah, so in one week. The song. Scroodly do me. 00:48:11.690 --> 00:48:15.730 Scroodly do. Doodly do. Oh my god, we both said 00:48:15.730 --> 00:48:22.650 scroodly. Yes. I'm holding Betty's hand.