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Oh, God. Well, great. Grape. Yeah, I'm feeling

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grape. I'm about to feel real grape. Yeah. This

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is not the worst flavor that we've had either,

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though. I've been roped into drinking some of

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those like chocolate wines. Chocolate wine? Yeah,

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it's like pre -chocolated wine because everybody

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likes chocolate with wine. Oh, yeah, that stuff

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sucks. It's terrible. Why would you? Haven't

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they done enough? Yeah, exactly. Hey, they're

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givers, man. hey joey it's real nice to see you

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man it's been a long time good to see you too

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but it's been a while when i shared your contact

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you're still in my phone as joey the smoke oh

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and then i had to tell him about brandon being

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the no and me being the what yeah but no other

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context or explanation it was just that those

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names exist yeah i mean you know i don't remember

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where that came from either i think we were just

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at the bar uh making Sarah's life rough. The

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only thing I can think of would be, you know,

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me down in two packs of cigarettes in the night,

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hanging out at the bar, annoying Sarah, which

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was good times. Oh God. Why are we here again?

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Well, we're here to talk about the filmography

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of Nicholas cage. I thought it was because I

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keep finding buzz balls for cheap. And that too.

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Yeah. And with the Nick Cage highs come the Nick

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Cage lows. And this might be one of the bigger

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lows. Oh, really? Not even Peter Lowe. When I

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watched this movie, I immediately was like, well,

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that sucked. And then I watched it again. I was

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like, you know what? It doesn't suck so bad.

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okay all right i want to we'll get into that

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yeah before we get into my opinions on that opinion

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uh welcome back to cage magical and a roundabout

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way of meeting nicholas cage i'm sean here with

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my co -host nick and our producer peter hello

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and our guest this week joey the smoke apparently

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nicknames persist say your christian name yeah

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yeah and this week we are discussing 1993's Christopher

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Coppola directed Deadfall, not to be mistaken

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with a different Deadfall from 2012. Yeah. The

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first thing I want to talk about about this movie

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is when you Google this film and I don't know

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if it's a re -release cover or the poster that

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comes up half the time is for this movie, but

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with a very different Nicolas Cage profile photo.

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Yeah. Yeah. It looks like it's like. fucking

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knowing or something it doesn't look like the

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right movie at all of everyone of the top three

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build people nicholas cage is the only one who

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is an a -lister at any point you know to make

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your your question work that actually requires

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the question of you think this movie got a re

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-release oh that's a fair point Or poster. I

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don't know where it came from, but there is a

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separate cover where there shows a very different

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Nicolas Cage, not the batanned, befaked nose,

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bewigged version we see in this film. Oh, this

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one that looks like it's a sequel to Alien? Yeah,

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that's the one. Yeah, that looks like a serious

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movie that was made with... some amount of money

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that's fucked up also the coppolas do have a

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lot of money they could re -release their own

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shit megalopolis exists yeah that's that's the

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rich coppola yeah not christopher the quote -unquote

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successful coppola or the radio christian mark

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yeah do you think people signed up for this movie

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only having seen the name coppola only to realize

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they'd made out horrible mistake well so some

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of the history of this movie is actually really

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weird because it was going to be val kilmer in

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the michael bean role yeah and he dropped out

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because he didn't like the producer quote unquote

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but you know read between the lines like he didn't

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like anything about this movie yeah the producer

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i talked about this movie a little bit with me

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and nick's friend paul this last weekend So I

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did not know that Nick Cage is a nephew of Francis

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Ford Coppola. And the Coppola who is involved

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in this movie as a writer and director and producer

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is like probably his cousin. It's his brother.

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Is it a brother? Yeah. Shit. Okay. That's why

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he's in it. That explains everything, right?

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So if Al Kilmer dropped out, dude, I need you

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to do this. Uh -huh. So Val Kilmer dropped out,

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but there was a lot riding on Val Kilmer being

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involved, including a shit ton of money. And

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when he dropped out, the budget got slashed by

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like five million dollars. Oh, my God. That's

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almost an entire Nicolas Cage. Nicolas Cage,

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apparently. So I did some Googling for that,

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too. Like the I guess the budget this ended up

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being made with was like three million dollars.

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Awesome. Which which. If you adjust it for inflation

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from 1993 to today, it's still like six point

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two million dollars. It's like not enough to

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make a good budget movie. No, but what they did

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with those three million dollars is actually

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kind of perfect. A lot of boobs. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

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The world's longest sex scene. Weirdly tender.

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Weirdly tender sex scene. Lots of positions.

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Well, was it? I don't know. Because there's the

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one in Watchmen. yeah and there was the one in

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the matrix the second one that just was like

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in the rave orgy oh man look at this i've got

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so much homework to do this weekend watch a lot

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of long sex scenes i'm gonna find the longest

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sex scene i'd put perfume in that the ending

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of perfumes got a city -wide orgy that's pretty

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tasty sounds like a girl movie it's about uh

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it's about a serial killer OK, who makes like

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a girl movie? They fucking love serial killers.

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It's fucking true. The budget on this is like

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you definitely see it in like it looks amateurish

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for lots of different reasons. The script is

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bad, but like most of it looks like low rent,

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like gay porno or something like that. Yeah,

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it looks like they were able to rent like this

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is the cheapest strip club I've ever seen in

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a movie in terms of set. It looks like they were

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able to rent like a strip mall office building

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and they just turned the lights out and they're

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like, well, what does this room look like? Fucking

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good. Shoot it here. Yep. And just went on with

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it. No, I took somewhere in here that like, well,

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every interior looks like it was done by like

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a community theater scene shop. Yeah. Yeah. They've

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got a couple spotlights that they rented and

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they need to bring them back by this afternoon.

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So let's just bang through it. they got like

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a section of chain link fence that they had from

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like west side story or something and they just

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roll it around here so so joey you get the horrible

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duty of trying to explain this movie in a summary

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um so how would you describe deadfall i i zoned

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out for like a while of it so i'm gonna turn

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into a weird bond villain well so that part was

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fine like I have a firmly held opinion now that

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like the middle third of this movie, there just

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wasn't a script for. They just like told Nicolas

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Cage to do shit for a while. And they made 20

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minutes of movie out of that. Yeah. They're like,

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in the end, you end up in a fry later. Get us

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from A to B. Just like yell for a while, knock

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shit over, be grumpy. And then boom, you're getting

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put in the fries. Fucking gruesome death. It

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was. That was actually kind of good. It was pretty

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gnarly looking. My first note for Deadpool is

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hell yeah, smoking in movies. Yeah. And I'm bad

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with like actor names. So the main dude who's

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not Nicolas Cage, the younger fella. Michael

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Biehn. Okay, good. He plays Joe. So notes, bad

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writing. Exclamation point, exclamation point.

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Warehouse that looks like an amusement park trying

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to look like a warehouse. Why is there a car

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inside of a warehouse? Why would you flash your

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lights at somebody who's walking inside of a

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warehouse? And so then I realized, OK, so that

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was a sting. And Michael Bean's dad got Alec

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Baldwin. Possibly by Michael Biehn. Yeah. And

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there was the fakest looking cops I've ever seen.

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And then the fakest tombstone. Yeah, that was

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dumb. That just looked like straight up foam

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core. Well, it did work out in their favor that

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they looked like fake cops because they were

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fake cops. Yeah, that did make sense eventually.

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Other note, love to go on a bender in white boxers

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and T -shirt on when Michael B. right before

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the funeral is holding an already empty bottle

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next to a crappy bed. You know, that's a really

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bold move. And you've got a lot of confidence

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and faith in yourself to wear white boxers on

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a bender, right? Like, yeah, those are not staying

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white now. Not front, not back. Now you're eating

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a hot dog at some points getting ketchup, you

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know, like whatever. Ketchup's the worry. I also

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want to point out the other fakest thing and

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that opening scene that makes sense that comes

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around later is James Coburn. The dad's death

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is one of the most like over the top fake like.

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Oh, it was very fake. ever i love that he kept

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being like the cake the cake he's just talking

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about fat ass yeah your mom had a fat ass and

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he took that ass which actually this kind of

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plays out right yeah that was uh some sort of

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drug deal that turned was staged and so they're

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just trying to get drugs and money and not have

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to give up the money and blah blah blah um nitpick

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with the writing and they said they were gonna

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bury james coburn in a potter's field and that

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was a very fancy graveyard with a bunch of fake

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monuments in it not at all a potter's field yeah

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fuck you guys i'll backtracking for a second

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though the guy that was part of the sting the

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like coke guy he was so fucking wild yeah he's

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going crazy and he's just like fistfuls of coke

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in his mouth he was kind of nuts so i gotta say

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the thing that like To totally derail your synopsis

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here. Please do. I'm halfway through it. One

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of the things that I fucking loved about this

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movie on my second watch is all of the stupid

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side characters. There's Coke dude. There's fucking

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Peter Fonda with his ponytail. Where was Peter

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Fonda? Who? What? When? Why? He was the like

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the guy that was part of the whole sting at the

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beginning. Oh, OK. I was a dude who... I'm never

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invested in the beginning. Was that Peter Fonda

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who's giving Michael Biehn money in the cemetery?

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Exactly. He's in the car, yeah, for the little

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handoff. He's got that stupid fucking, like,

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back knot. Petey? Yeah. Okay. See, if you said

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Petey, I would have known. I'm sorry. I don't

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know. That would require us to pay attention.

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fucking edward scissorhands like with his crystal

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ball he's got a crystal ball he's got a weird

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scissor hand there's charlie sheen in that fucking

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sick smoker's jacket and his weird billiards

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obsession like there's so many like the baby

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i liked the baby oh yeah the baby was fun he's

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a fun guy he was also in amos and andrew oh was

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he yeah he was one of the people that came in

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like the big brigade of like um you know oh that

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that's awesome yeah i love that the baby gets

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his lollipops or his suckers pre -moistened for

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him like i wish i just had a lady on hand to

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pre -wet any whatever i can blow pop i get you

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get that get that started up for me yeah it's

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like getting pretzels at the lion back in the

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day you gotta pre -moisten them they were so

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dry it's true so i love the background characters

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that's that's my thing i mean The way I viewed

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the beginning of this movie was like, all right,

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Sting went bad. Oh, this is awful. Terrible.

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This voiceover is awful. God, I understand why

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Michael Bean's not a starring man. This is awful.

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Hey, it's Mickey Dolenz. My next note is this

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narration is terrible. Underline, underline,

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underline. It's so bad. It's like Michael Bean

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hated doing this movie and he claims it's his

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worst ever. And like it shows like. he's also

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there's a reason he's not a leading man in a

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major way it's like he seems so checked out who

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was that ginger in the uh the one with uh the

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hey ma look it's that fucking cat who was the

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ginger in that movie you're talking about kiss

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of death oh yeah kiss of death oh god who was

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worse caruso right yeah david caruso or this

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you think caruso was worse than bean No, Bean

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is worse than Caruso. No, Bean is worse. Kiss

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of Death is a better film. It's a better film,

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but who's the better leading man? The leading

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ginger, yeah. I'm going to stick with the Ma

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is the fucking cat again. Fucking Michael Rapaport.

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Yeah, that guy. Oh, God. Okay, so we've gotten,

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what, about 20 minutes into this movie now? No.

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Yeah, Daddy's dead. All right, so we got Mickey

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Dolenz from the monkeys. Oh, yeah. Wait, who

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actually recognizes that? I know Josie did. I

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also did. Who actually fucking cares about the

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monkeys? I mean, me and Josie and Sean, apparently.

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Yeah. You guys need lives. I do this podcast.

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If I had friends, I wouldn't be here, Nick. Yeah,

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exactly. OK, so let's talk about that scene because

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it's fucking weird, right? Like what is going

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on there? So there's the guy who gets the pretzel

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and passes off the number. It was just an overly

00:15:06.860 --> 00:15:11.879
convoluted bookie like thing. So like they were

00:15:11.879 --> 00:15:14.779
just. he'd put in his order and then like it

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had the number and it had to go down until eventually

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it gets to the old guy with the newspaper and

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it was like just checked off to a race or whatever

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right so it was just an old guy putting in a

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bet That's why Michael Biehn was making fun of

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it. Okay, because he had like a big envelope

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taped to the inside of a newspaper or whatever.

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Yeah. Like it was very poorly done. But I mean,

00:15:37.909 --> 00:15:41.250
that's also just the gag is Nicolas Cage's character

00:15:41.250 --> 00:15:44.789
put this whole system together. But you see what

00:15:44.789 --> 00:15:47.110
I'm saying? That whole thing was like community

00:15:47.110 --> 00:15:49.750
theater scene shop. Yeah. Like that whole courtyard.

00:15:50.049 --> 00:15:53.990
It's so bad. But yeah, that leads us into the

00:15:53.990 --> 00:15:57.149
introduction to Nick Cage. So like. So my first

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note was, what is this facial hair? So good.

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And at some point in here, I started like just

00:16:04.129 --> 00:16:07.590
basically live tweeting while I was watching

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it. Perfect. So my next note there was, good

00:16:12.909 --> 00:16:14.710
fucking Lord, you ever want to see somebody have

00:16:14.710 --> 00:16:16.909
zero consistency in their acting choices from

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one scene to the next? Because have I got a movie

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for you? also his fucking fake tan goes from

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like bad to nearly blackface immediately that

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was my next note like a high as balls sunny bono

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also the fake nose and wig was a choice that

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apparently he just showed up with yeah I mean

00:16:43.769 --> 00:16:45.110
this is what happens when you do a movie for

00:16:45.110 --> 00:16:47.210
your brother you're like yeah I'll do that I'll

00:16:47.210 --> 00:16:50.370
do that for you Christopher don't worry I texted

00:16:50.370 --> 00:16:55.009
Peter while I was watching this. I was like,

00:16:55.029 --> 00:16:58.029
fucking Nicolas Cage's character is just Tony

00:16:58.029 --> 00:17:01.649
Clifton, which fucking for real. Yeah, it's spot

00:17:01.649 --> 00:17:06.210
on. And that is because Sean looks confused.

00:17:06.309 --> 00:17:09.930
A character that Andy Kaufman created. And he

00:17:09.930 --> 00:17:13.089
was like a fucking drunk, abusive nightclub singer.

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Yep. That. Everybody knew was Andy Kaufman, but

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he would cover by having his manager stand. I

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recognize the name now. It's just such a good

00:17:25.119 --> 00:17:29.529
bit. I fucking love Andy Kaufman. Next note about

00:17:29.529 --> 00:17:31.849
Nicolas Cage was he's just slurring every word.

00:17:31.910 --> 00:17:33.710
I wouldn't understand half of what he's saying

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were it not for subtitles. He drinks his beers

00:17:36.630 --> 00:17:39.369
really weird. Yeah. He grabs him like so far

00:17:39.369 --> 00:17:42.470
up the neck and he's just like pounding it, but

00:17:42.470 --> 00:17:46.190
like slowly pounding. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I did see

00:17:46.190 --> 00:17:49.210
that. That's how I chug a beer. Just slow pound.

00:17:49.349 --> 00:17:53.009
Exactly. Just basically sip this nonstop for

00:17:53.009 --> 00:17:57.599
five and a half minutes. Hell yeah. Yeah. that's

00:17:57.599 --> 00:17:59.619
how you get your money's worth at the strip club

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too right you do a slow pound and then they're

00:18:02.339 --> 00:18:05.119
like oh this guy's gonna this guy's gonna give

00:18:05.119 --> 00:18:07.279
us extra money that's a big player right here

00:18:07.279 --> 00:18:11.640
that's my new dancer name the slow pound slow

00:18:11.640 --> 00:18:14.720
pound yeah uh hey remind me what nights you're

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working so i can kill myself sean tell us about

00:18:19.640 --> 00:18:27.480
your twerking incident oh oh yeah I don't like

00:18:27.480 --> 00:18:32.660
the way this got introduced. I just want to read

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you the text I sent to Peter. I attempted to

00:18:36.319 --> 00:18:39.259
twerk. It ended poorly. I will not be taking

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questions at this time. Which feels like the

00:18:42.680 --> 00:18:47.019
correct time is now. Yeah. I just did an aggressive

00:18:47.019 --> 00:18:51.400
cat cow and fucking fucked my back up. Did you

00:18:51.400 --> 00:18:56.059
make it clap, though? No. That was a loud noise,

00:18:56.180 --> 00:18:59.500
but it was not my ass. It's just your 40 year

00:18:59.500 --> 00:19:04.359
old body giving up. Yes. yeah so cage's performance

00:19:04.359 --> 00:19:07.160
is fucking amazing yeah like i can't call it

00:19:07.160 --> 00:19:10.240
good but it is wild like his voice is crazy it

00:19:10.240 --> 00:19:12.380
jumps all over the place the fact that he calls

00:19:12.380 --> 00:19:15.400
like the way he says friend is like friend you

00:19:15.400 --> 00:19:20.740
know what are you doing here today friend why

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did he put on a fucking bow tie and cummerbund

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i don't know but it was so but well because he

00:19:26.180 --> 00:19:28.259
had to look like a baller or whatever for that

00:19:28.259 --> 00:19:33.690
grift oh okay yeah that's right Yeah, that was

00:19:33.690 --> 00:19:36.690
part of it. Who's the guy who plays Michael Biehn's

00:19:36.690 --> 00:19:40.829
uncle? James Coburn. He plays the dad. James

00:19:40.829 --> 00:19:43.670
Coburn. Wait, really? Oh, he plays the uncle?

00:19:44.329 --> 00:19:48.829
Wow. Well, twin brothers get that cake. Oh, they

00:19:48.829 --> 00:19:51.309
were because that's the picture they keep showing

00:19:51.309 --> 00:19:54.869
with the girlfriend, wife, person in between

00:19:54.869 --> 00:19:59.390
them and they look identical. I get it. So, okay.

00:20:00.980 --> 00:20:03.180
It's tough because one wears a cowboy hat and

00:20:03.180 --> 00:20:05.920
the other one wears fingerless gloves. Right.

00:20:08.400 --> 00:20:10.839
For stealing, for crimes, because, you know,

00:20:10.900 --> 00:20:13.000
you don't want to get you don't want gloves getting

00:20:13.000 --> 00:20:16.460
in the way of your like rummaging fingers. Well,

00:20:16.579 --> 00:20:18.059
no, you got to have them fingerless so you can

00:20:18.059 --> 00:20:21.789
still leave prints as a criminal. That's right.

00:20:22.029 --> 00:20:24.329
I want the cops to have a good lead, at least,

00:20:24.349 --> 00:20:26.009
you know? Well, when you haven't figured out

00:20:26.009 --> 00:20:27.950
your calling card yet, you gotta, like, give

00:20:27.950 --> 00:20:29.730
them something. I feel like his calling card

00:20:29.730 --> 00:20:34.930
was the Joker. Well, that seemed to be the focal

00:20:34.930 --> 00:20:37.009
point of that dumb trick he kept trying to pull.

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Which never actually, like, played out in any

00:20:39.470 --> 00:20:41.170
way that made any sense. Yeah, it never made

00:20:41.170 --> 00:20:43.549
any sense. High card, low card, game, whatever.

00:20:44.779 --> 00:20:47.140
If you get a high part, I'll do something, something,

00:20:47.259 --> 00:20:50.420
and it's just a Joker. All right. Yeah. Joker's

00:20:50.420 --> 00:20:54.559
wild. I wouldn't mind any result of what happens

00:20:54.559 --> 00:20:59.400
if a Joker shows up. Yeah. I guess he does nothing.

00:20:59.420 --> 00:21:03.099
He just makes a face. Yeah, he's just there.

00:21:03.539 --> 00:21:06.460
Okay. He's like, show me the Joker. Hallelujah.

00:21:07.299 --> 00:21:12.579
Oh, yeah. Jazzy. okay so i'm trying to figure

00:21:12.579 --> 00:21:14.079
out how we should even talk about this movie

00:21:14.079 --> 00:21:16.680
because it is like pretty truly terrible once

00:21:16.680 --> 00:21:21.660
nick cage dies um yeah sean bean's trying to

00:21:21.660 --> 00:21:27.579
grift his grifter uncle yeah michael bean mr

00:21:27.579 --> 00:21:31.380
bean i guess he mr bean this movie is so much

00:21:31.380 --> 00:21:33.519
better with mr bean it would make more sense

00:21:33.519 --> 00:21:37.049
i'd be into it everyone can sit in there yeah

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and a turkey gets stuck on his head at some point

00:21:39.230 --> 00:21:42.569
yeah the the thought of him trying to grift his

00:21:42.569 --> 00:21:47.289
uncle seems a little like it's never very well

00:21:47.289 --> 00:21:50.230
defined because like how is he trying to get

00:21:50.230 --> 00:21:51.910
his uncle i think he's just down there trying

00:21:51.910 --> 00:21:55.009
to figure out like what his uncle and his dad

00:21:55.009 --> 00:21:58.210
had beef over so i don't i don't know that he

00:21:58.210 --> 00:22:00.789
was trained grift his uncle necessarily it seemed

00:22:00.789 --> 00:22:03.910
like he was just trying to steal nicholas cage's

00:22:03.910 --> 00:22:07.109
job yeah it seemed like he was just trying to

00:22:07.109 --> 00:22:10.009
replace daddy he was i mean he was trying to

00:22:10.009 --> 00:22:13.150
get in there to get the cake didn't know his

00:22:13.150 --> 00:22:16.150
uncle was a twin brother i'm i'm not defending

00:22:16.150 --> 00:22:17.970
this movie i'm just explaining what's happening

00:22:17.970 --> 00:22:22.369
but like he like breaks into his uncles off and

00:22:22.369 --> 00:22:24.009
he's trying to like figure out what this thing

00:22:24.009 --> 00:22:27.619
is um he's trying to grift but he might be being

00:22:27.619 --> 00:22:30.799
grifted but in the end it was grifted because

00:22:30.799 --> 00:22:34.440
his dad was alive and like it's a hat on a hat

00:22:34.440 --> 00:22:37.140
kind of situation everything is a grift yeah

00:22:37.140 --> 00:22:41.259
um at one point during this movie uh they have

00:22:41.259 --> 00:22:43.680
to go through a middleman to talk to a diamond

00:22:43.680 --> 00:22:45.980
dealer but it's charlie sheen in this really

00:22:45.980 --> 00:22:49.759
boring pool scene i get a text message i'm responding

00:22:49.759 --> 00:22:52.880
to it i i look up for my text like two minutes

00:22:52.880 --> 00:22:57.440
later And I'm watching fucking Dr. No. The crab

00:22:57.440 --> 00:23:00.200
claw dude is pretty, pretty fucking awesome.

00:23:00.319 --> 00:23:03.880
It's so cool. I love it. I made note. There are

00:23:03.880 --> 00:23:07.019
two characters I like in this movie. One of them

00:23:07.019 --> 00:23:10.339
is the diamond claw man. And the other one is

00:23:10.339 --> 00:23:15.160
Gigi Rice as Michael Bean's uncle's wife. Oh,

00:23:15.220 --> 00:23:17.980
she was great. Checking the dress. She was hilarious.

00:23:18.460 --> 00:23:20.420
Yeah, that was a great scene. I would watch the

00:23:20.420 --> 00:23:22.690
whole movie of her. That was great. I love when

00:23:22.690 --> 00:23:26.410
the wife just or whatever her name is. Gigi.

00:23:26.569 --> 00:23:29.569
Gigi hands Joe a piece of cake. It's at a Lou's

00:23:29.569 --> 00:23:32.390
birthday party. Which is just the three of them.

00:23:32.509 --> 00:23:34.930
Yeah. Hands him like the ugliest slice of fucking

00:23:34.930 --> 00:23:37.950
cake and just says, I'm sorry about your father,

00:23:38.069 --> 00:23:42.049
Joe. It's like, wow, okay, we're having a nice

00:23:42.049 --> 00:23:45.890
birthday party. Sorry, your dad died. Yeah. Also,

00:23:45.890 --> 00:23:48.329
it's a child's birthday cake because it's got

00:23:48.329 --> 00:23:51.750
toy horses on it. I think it's her birthday cake.

00:23:51.809 --> 00:23:54.650
It's her ideal birthday cake. Yeah, she just

00:23:54.650 --> 00:23:58.190
likes horses. It's fine. Yeah, it's just weird.

00:23:59.029 --> 00:24:02.329
This will be so bad. I don't know. I'm trying

00:24:02.329 --> 00:24:03.609
to think of these. There's so many different

00:24:03.609 --> 00:24:06.410
random things to jump around to. Charlie Sheen.

00:24:06.720 --> 00:24:09.900
In the most sedate, boring role I've ever seen

00:24:09.900 --> 00:24:12.900
him in. He's definitely just like a billiard

00:24:12.900 --> 00:24:17.920
shark who only served the purpose of connecting

00:24:17.920 --> 00:24:23.539
A and C. He knew how to get to the diamond guy.

00:24:23.960 --> 00:24:28.980
Yep. But I loved his just like kind of energy

00:24:28.980 --> 00:24:32.460
in the like, I'm going to fucking run this table

00:24:32.460 --> 00:24:36.700
on you. Fucking sausage fucks it up. With the

00:24:36.700 --> 00:24:40.680
C's. I love that his name was Sausage, too. You

00:24:40.680 --> 00:24:43.500
know you're getting hustled at a pool hall when

00:24:43.500 --> 00:24:46.000
the guy not only has his own queue, but has his

00:24:46.000 --> 00:24:49.779
own fucking table. Yeah. Yeah, he's got that

00:24:49.779 --> 00:24:51.859
special table with the light, the temperature

00:24:51.859 --> 00:24:55.059
is just right. What are you saying? It's a Corsair.

00:24:55.400 --> 00:24:58.559
That's right. Which I'm assuming is a sick -ass

00:24:58.559 --> 00:25:00.319
billiards table. Probably a really nice billiards

00:25:00.319 --> 00:25:03.160
table. Yeah. Or at least probably was in 1993.

00:25:04.079 --> 00:25:08.519
that final uh play or whatever final point he

00:25:08.519 --> 00:25:12.079
made was very impressive the way it you know

00:25:12.079 --> 00:25:15.500
like hit spun backwards and yeah i mean internet

00:25:15.500 --> 00:25:18.380
gripers complain that like i guess the way billiards

00:25:18.380 --> 00:25:21.240
work is you have to bounce off three rails three

00:25:21.240 --> 00:25:24.980
rails and then hit the other two balls sequentially

00:25:24.980 --> 00:25:28.660
or something like that and two of his shots didn't

00:25:28.660 --> 00:25:30.720
count technically and one of them was that final

00:25:30.720 --> 00:25:34.359
shot ball yeah right So whatever. I mean, I'm

00:25:34.359 --> 00:25:36.940
making a jerk off motion now because I don't

00:25:36.940 --> 00:25:40.079
care. Whatever. Billiards is a neat sport to

00:25:40.079 --> 00:25:44.380
watch because it's, you know. Yeah, it's neat.

00:25:44.500 --> 00:25:48.920
Yeah, it's polygons. It's rhombuses. It's geometry.

00:25:49.359 --> 00:25:53.980
I like a rhombus. But it's it's terrible to play.

00:25:54.460 --> 00:25:56.559
So one of the characters that I want to talk

00:25:56.559 --> 00:25:59.220
about because I was just like, the fuck is going

00:25:59.220 --> 00:26:02.970
on with this is the guy with the beard. Yeah.

00:26:02.970 --> 00:26:07.829
Oh, yeah. Was that Petey? I know it wasn't. It

00:26:07.829 --> 00:26:09.789
was somebody from his dad's crew. I know because

00:26:09.789 --> 00:26:12.170
Peter Fonda still ends up at the end. He's just

00:26:12.170 --> 00:26:15.789
like gets the handout from the dad. I think it

00:26:15.789 --> 00:26:18.190
was somebody from dad's crew who was out there

00:26:18.190 --> 00:26:21.460
to make sure Joe's. gets integrated gets integrated

00:26:21.460 --> 00:26:24.660
into it sees nicholas cage's character being

00:26:24.660 --> 00:26:27.980
kind of a roadblock is like well i'm gonna have

00:26:27.980 --> 00:26:32.059
to take him out so that joe gets in and that

00:26:32.059 --> 00:26:35.539
backfires but watching him fucking neck down

00:26:35.539 --> 00:26:41.279
good and plenties was repulsive to me yeah yeah

00:26:41.279 --> 00:26:43.539
it was really bad what are you fucking like 60

00:26:43.539 --> 00:26:46.579
years old But I did like after he gets his throat

00:26:46.579 --> 00:26:48.839
slit by Nick Cage, there's just like a bunch

00:26:48.839 --> 00:26:53.380
of good and plenties that sprinkle down. That's

00:26:53.380 --> 00:26:56.759
art, man. Yeah, it was the fakest looking beard,

00:26:56.859 --> 00:26:58.880
though. Well, but here's the thing. I'm like,

00:26:58.940 --> 00:27:00.619
that's a fake beard. But because this movie is

00:27:00.619 --> 00:27:04.799
so low budget and so bad, I was just like, it's

00:27:04.799 --> 00:27:08.420
supposed to be real. Is it supposed to be a fake

00:27:08.420 --> 00:27:10.279
beard? Yeah, when you see him on the bus, you

00:27:10.279 --> 00:27:13.920
look at it and it's like, does he belong? is

00:27:13.920 --> 00:27:18.960
this an outsider is it right no fake beard on

00:27:18.960 --> 00:27:23.380
a real person kind of yeah like it's just entirely

00:27:23.380 --> 00:27:25.799
possible that anything that looks horrible is

00:27:25.799 --> 00:27:30.259
a fake out or is just that bad like all the fake

00:27:30.259 --> 00:27:33.039
cops at the beginning you i didn't know if they

00:27:33.039 --> 00:27:35.460
were supposed to be real cops or not no they

00:27:35.460 --> 00:27:37.960
did get into that really dumb cop stance pretty

00:27:37.960 --> 00:27:39.539
well so i think some of them might have been

00:27:39.539 --> 00:27:42.980
real cops i don't know one of the things i really

00:27:42.980 --> 00:27:45.299
liked about this movie is that there are several

00:27:45.299 --> 00:27:47.960
sound bites from our intro that were from this

00:27:47.960 --> 00:27:50.460
oh yeah that nice long fuck the nice long fuck

00:27:50.460 --> 00:27:54.140
there was that crazy laugh oh okay yeah uh and

00:27:54.140 --> 00:27:55.960
one that i almost put in there was the high fucking

00:27:55.960 --> 00:27:59.140
yeah yeah i love high fucking yeah that was good

00:27:59.140 --> 00:28:02.240
you just gave all my favorite quotes damn it

00:28:02.240 --> 00:28:10.119
oh you didn't you didn't pick mommy That was

00:28:10.119 --> 00:28:17.599
my actual next one. Yeah. I did like the. Fuck

00:28:17.599 --> 00:28:21.900
is great because just in the background, slightly

00:28:21.900 --> 00:28:23.920
off to the side, it's just a guy in a black T

00:28:23.920 --> 00:28:26.640
-shirt that just says fuck on it. I didn't even

00:28:26.640 --> 00:28:30.880
notice that. OK, so Nick Cage meets his end pretty

00:28:30.880 --> 00:28:33.400
shortly after that, right? He goes and he tries

00:28:33.400 --> 00:28:36.779
to fucking get one over on. He thinks lose fucking

00:28:36.779 --> 00:28:40.710
his his girl. Yeah. His girl, who I think we

00:28:40.710 --> 00:28:45.490
did not address this, is Princess Joanna from

00:28:45.490 --> 00:28:48.089
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. So if you

00:28:48.089 --> 00:28:50.829
ever wanted to see Princess Joanna's knockers,

00:28:51.009 --> 00:28:56.250
this is the movie. We really should have led

00:28:56.250 --> 00:28:58.890
the podcast with this. Yeah, sorry. I'll cut

00:28:58.890 --> 00:29:05.769
that to the front. Okay, great. But yeah, that's

00:29:05.769 --> 00:29:09.380
the longest sex scene. Yeah. And she's obviously

00:29:09.380 --> 00:29:13.819
grifting Mr. Bean, Michael Bean, Mr. Michael

00:29:13.819 --> 00:29:17.759
Bean. Mr. Michael Bean. Yeah, I mean, she's grifting

00:29:17.759 --> 00:29:22.680
at least him and maybe Eddie, Nick Cage's character,

00:29:22.819 --> 00:29:25.799
but I don't know. Well, she's working for his

00:29:25.799 --> 00:29:29.940
dad in the end. Yeah. right because she's the

00:29:29.940 --> 00:29:31.579
one who's at the fucking cemetery at the beginning

00:29:31.579 --> 00:29:34.140
to like make him think of his mom which also

00:29:34.140 --> 00:29:37.460
like that's a weird it's a very weird thing to

00:29:37.460 --> 00:29:40.359
keep going yeah which he also never references

00:29:40.359 --> 00:29:43.059
that part of it he just sees a woman in a red

00:29:43.059 --> 00:29:45.160
in a black dress he's like is there a woman there

00:29:45.160 --> 00:29:48.079
and then you see the photo of his dad and brother

00:29:48.079 --> 00:29:50.680
later and even then he doesn't say that's his

00:29:50.680 --> 00:29:54.619
mom initially right yeah but i mean she was wearing

00:29:54.619 --> 00:29:58.329
the same outfit i think in that uh i don't know

00:29:58.329 --> 00:30:02.730
i i understood that like the photo was a photo

00:30:02.730 --> 00:30:07.150
of his mom i think that initial cemetery scene

00:30:07.150 --> 00:30:11.630
just kind of sets it up so that at the end he

00:30:11.630 --> 00:30:15.930
can have that secondary instance of seeing her

00:30:15.930 --> 00:30:20.250
and then it's just a follow that so like he's

00:30:20.250 --> 00:30:22.650
had this experience in the past now he's having

00:30:22.650 --> 00:30:25.269
it again you have to follow that and that's how

00:30:25.269 --> 00:30:29.829
you get to where daddy is with all of daddy's

00:30:29.829 --> 00:30:33.029
crew daddy's boys daddy's boys this is confusing

00:30:33.029 --> 00:30:35.130
because there is a character named the baby so

00:30:35.130 --> 00:30:38.250
yeah yeah daddy's boy well i mean the baby is

00:30:38.250 --> 00:30:42.589
not daddy's boy that's true but i so i uh assumed

00:30:42.589 --> 00:30:47.289
that uh princess joanna was a part of lou's crew

00:30:47.289 --> 00:30:52.640
who got just kind of uh pulled into daddy's scheme

00:30:52.640 --> 00:30:56.900
mike mike daddy daddy mike oh daddy mike so yeah

00:30:56.900 --> 00:31:01.240
so cage goes and he tries to kill lou yeah and

00:31:01.240 --> 00:31:04.700
then he has a hot head so they're gonna friolate

00:31:04.700 --> 00:31:07.779
joe shows up they fight they fight it out then

00:31:07.779 --> 00:31:10.980
yeah nicholas cage gets friolated and again a

00:31:10.980 --> 00:31:13.339
very gruesome like they show the boiled head

00:31:13.339 --> 00:31:16.880
later and it's like yeah yeah this is that whole

00:31:16.880 --> 00:31:20.140
like a half hour where There's just not really

00:31:20.140 --> 00:31:23.079
dialogue going on. It's just Nicolas Cage throwing

00:31:23.079 --> 00:31:26.440
shit, breaking things, yelling. His little tantrum

00:31:26.440 --> 00:31:28.480
on the bed. It didn't even have the benefit of

00:31:28.480 --> 00:31:31.579
boobs to keep my attention. It was a fine fight.

00:31:31.680 --> 00:31:33.640
It was okay, but it could have used a boob shot.

00:31:33.759 --> 00:31:36.440
A boob shot would be fine, yeah. So you said

00:31:36.440 --> 00:31:40.519
you watched this with subtitles. When he's on

00:31:40.519 --> 00:31:47.410
the bed going, what was he saying there? Robble,

00:31:47.410 --> 00:31:50.910
robble, robble. You know, I don't remember. It

00:31:50.910 --> 00:31:53.049
was probably just rabble, rabble, rabble, rabble.

00:31:54.230 --> 00:31:57.750
I think it goes full Hamburglar. Jones and your

00:31:57.750 --> 00:32:02.690
cheeseburgers real hard. Yeah. so one of the

00:32:02.690 --> 00:32:04.009
things about this movie that i think is really

00:32:04.009 --> 00:32:06.089
weird is that nick cage loved this character

00:32:06.089 --> 00:32:08.609
enough of eddie king that he wanted it to come

00:32:08.609 --> 00:32:11.309
back later as if eddie king did not get violated

00:32:11.309 --> 00:32:14.150
yeah arsenal but is it a sequel or a prequel

00:32:14.150 --> 00:32:17.289
because it seems very ambiguous from what i was

00:32:17.289 --> 00:32:20.309
reading i don't know we'll find out yeah come

00:32:20.309 --> 00:32:23.289
back in about nine months yeah so like uh what

00:32:23.289 --> 00:32:30.470
15 uh 20 25 years later 25 years later about

00:32:30.470 --> 00:32:32.650
yeah he makes the movie arsenal where he plays

00:32:32.650 --> 00:32:35.490
the same character which now i'm really excited

00:32:35.490 --> 00:32:38.430
about i know i am so excited i think it's his

00:32:38.430 --> 00:32:42.710
prequel that even though he's 25 years older

00:32:42.710 --> 00:32:44.809
playing the same character now it's his prequel

00:32:44.809 --> 00:32:46.930
you know under that much makeup how can you tell

00:32:46.930 --> 00:32:50.210
giving us the backstory of eddie and how he ended

00:32:50.210 --> 00:32:52.569
up on the east coast after fucking up with some

00:32:52.569 --> 00:32:57.460
mobsters i i can't wait I'm pretty jazzed about

00:32:57.460 --> 00:32:59.740
it. I lose sleep thinking about how excited I

00:32:59.740 --> 00:33:04.599
am. Let's go, baby. Joker's wild. High card.

00:33:04.680 --> 00:33:07.200
I'm going to love the movie. Low card. I'm going

00:33:07.200 --> 00:33:13.200
to love the movie. What? Joker. I fucking hate

00:33:13.200 --> 00:33:17.509
you, dude. oh my god yes i did not know this

00:33:17.509 --> 00:33:21.589
holy shit oh it's got john cusack in it this

00:33:21.589 --> 00:33:25.390
is gonna be great yeah i am i'm excited into

00:33:25.390 --> 00:33:29.349
this podcast is that our third cusack i think

00:33:29.349 --> 00:33:32.950
so yeah because it was the um the frozen ground

00:33:32.950 --> 00:33:37.109
frozen ground con air con air and this yeah perfect

00:33:37.109 --> 00:33:40.660
three cusacks god damn it yeah The triple dip.

00:33:40.799 --> 00:33:42.940
A good number of Cusacks. That's the correct

00:33:42.940 --> 00:33:46.740
number of Cusacks. Not too many. So I think my

00:33:46.740 --> 00:33:49.680
favorite quote from this was just, it was a Nick

00:33:49.680 --> 00:33:52.019
Cage one in the moment when he's trying to like,

00:33:52.119 --> 00:33:55.460
he's about to kill Lou or wants to, he's in the

00:33:55.460 --> 00:33:58.200
office and he just goes, vive la fricking France,

00:33:58.339 --> 00:34:04.140
man. What? He does go on a tirade that I really

00:34:04.140 --> 00:34:06.279
loved. I didn't write it down, but just like.

00:34:06.829 --> 00:34:09.809
filthy fucking this and filthy this and fuck

00:34:09.809 --> 00:34:12.309
this and fucking filthy and it's like what the

00:34:12.309 --> 00:34:14.550
fuck are you even saying the other one is when

00:34:14.550 --> 00:34:15.949
he's trying to start the car and he just goes

00:34:15.949 --> 00:34:19.610
fucking fucker fucked and then it's just that

00:34:19.610 --> 00:34:23.730
like milk toast voiceover of bean it's like well

00:34:23.730 --> 00:34:26.730
at least he was a lively fellow yeah and when

00:34:26.730 --> 00:34:28.710
he gets the car going he's just got that arm

00:34:28.710 --> 00:34:30.329
up in the air and he's like whipping it around

00:34:30.329 --> 00:34:34.579
like yeah Dude, that car was pretty sick. Good

00:34:34.579 --> 00:34:36.900
car. Yeah, I would totally drive that thing in

00:34:36.900 --> 00:34:39.199
a white suit with a cummerbund and a bow tie.

00:34:39.380 --> 00:34:41.579
That would be kind of cool, actually. We're going

00:34:41.579 --> 00:34:43.860
to put it back on Joey now. So Nick Cage has

00:34:43.860 --> 00:34:46.780
died and all the fun has gone out of the movie.

00:34:47.599 --> 00:34:50.380
It's still weirdly horny, but has like no actual

00:34:50.380 --> 00:34:54.119
vibe. Not a single. What else happens? Guide

00:34:54.119 --> 00:34:59.039
us to the end. Man, take us home. After that,

00:34:59.139 --> 00:35:02.489
my notes are. Well, OK, so. There's some sort

00:35:02.489 --> 00:35:06.050
of a diamond grift and another attempted sting

00:35:06.050 --> 00:35:09.610
that goes wrong in which Michael Biehn dies.

00:35:10.530 --> 00:35:12.889
Or at least is shot. Do we see him dead? No,

00:35:12.989 --> 00:35:16.650
it's not Michael Biehn. Oh, is it not him that

00:35:16.650 --> 00:35:20.710
got shot? No, it's like his donut coffee girl

00:35:20.710 --> 00:35:25.210
guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the

00:35:25.210 --> 00:35:28.309
last note I have after this whole thing is Diamond

00:35:28.309 --> 00:35:33.110
Claw Man equals sign Mega Man villain. Oh, Cut

00:35:33.110 --> 00:35:39.050
Man, yeah. Yep. That's pretty terrific. The final

00:35:39.050 --> 00:35:44.809
con is doing the same con that he killed his

00:35:44.809 --> 00:35:47.510
dad. He accidentally killed his dad in the beginning.

00:35:47.989 --> 00:35:51.329
Yeah, it's just the... oh it's a vicious cycle

00:35:51.329 --> 00:35:53.650
everything's repeating again yeah he's wearing

00:35:53.650 --> 00:35:57.789
a wire yeah just have a like a actual just cable

00:35:57.789 --> 00:36:00.829
streaming out of the guy's sleeve yeah yeah it

00:36:00.829 --> 00:36:04.590
was his apple earbud back when they were still

00:36:04.590 --> 00:36:08.489
yeah i don't know the whole thing is so stupid

00:36:08.489 --> 00:36:11.050
so then like the brother gets killed in this

00:36:11.050 --> 00:36:15.489
random shootout and then joe's real dad is like

00:36:15.489 --> 00:36:18.570
wow good work everyone nice con job and just

00:36:18.570 --> 00:36:20.949
hands out money right i do have to hand it to

00:36:20.949 --> 00:36:26.510
uh coburn yeah uh he did make two distinctly

00:36:26.510 --> 00:36:30.230
different people like both brothers had different

00:36:30.230 --> 00:36:33.250
mannerisms they talked differently you know he

00:36:33.250 --> 00:36:36.210
put a little he put more effort into this movie

00:36:36.210 --> 00:36:39.110
than chris coppola did which is unfortunate he

00:36:39.110 --> 00:36:41.110
should have done less it would have been great

00:36:42.829 --> 00:36:45.110
honestly i think just like this movie would have

00:36:45.110 --> 00:36:48.610
been made so much more tolerable if chris coppola

00:36:48.610 --> 00:36:51.050
was reined in a little bit on some of the shots

00:36:51.050 --> 00:36:53.489
because it's definitely trying to like do weird

00:36:53.489 --> 00:36:57.110
artsy coppola things that have not been earned

00:36:57.110 --> 00:36:59.710
by this man like there's the weird scene of all

00:36:59.710 --> 00:37:03.889
the black and white photos uh i can't even remember

00:37:03.889 --> 00:37:07.110
why they did it i don't remember that oh i do

00:37:07.110 --> 00:37:09.469
remember that no while watching that was like

00:37:09.469 --> 00:37:12.789
what is this for yeah Oh, no, because it's during

00:37:12.789 --> 00:37:16.989
the carousel scene, I think. Right. Oh, OK. Yeah.

00:37:18.090 --> 00:37:22.289
So once the movie was done. Yeah. After Nicolas

00:37:22.289 --> 00:37:25.030
Cage was dead. Yeah. I will say there is one

00:37:25.030 --> 00:37:28.530
nice touch that I liked at the end where after

00:37:28.530 --> 00:37:31.670
the brother is dead because he gets killed by

00:37:31.670 --> 00:37:35.289
Dr. Lime and Dr. Lime's crew in that shootout

00:37:35.289 --> 00:37:39.489
because Mr. Bean doesn't pull the trigger like

00:37:39.489 --> 00:37:41.579
he did on his dad because he like. freezes up

00:37:41.579 --> 00:37:44.039
um because they're supposed to be blanks and

00:37:44.039 --> 00:37:46.039
then when he like confronts his dad at the end

00:37:46.039 --> 00:37:48.219
he's like are they really blanks and then you

00:37:48.219 --> 00:37:51.039
know shoots his dad and it they were blanks in

00:37:51.039 --> 00:37:52.619
the first place so the dad never meant to kill

00:37:52.619 --> 00:37:55.769
the brother unless the dad knew that he would

00:37:55.769 --> 00:37:59.130
choke because of what happened to him right huge

00:37:59.130 --> 00:38:02.630
puss yeah fucking i raised a fucking i raised

00:38:02.630 --> 00:38:05.369
a fucking girl can't even shoot a man can't even

00:38:05.369 --> 00:38:09.349
kill your own dad and dad uncle your replacement

00:38:09.349 --> 00:38:14.829
dad second dad's count kill your uncle no he's

00:38:14.829 --> 00:38:20.489
not a stepdad he's the dad that stepped up oh

00:38:20.489 --> 00:38:24.289
my god now i'm gonna have that pregnant sonic

00:38:24.289 --> 00:38:27.309
song stuck in my head thank you yeah pregnant

00:38:27.309 --> 00:38:31.389
sonic oh hey everybody google pregnant sonic

00:38:31.389 --> 00:38:34.750
well okay just for the images more more for the

00:38:34.750 --> 00:38:37.489
song look up the song it's funnier well listen

00:38:37.489 --> 00:38:39.889
to the song while you look at the images right

00:38:39.889 --> 00:38:42.070
you can do both yeah this is what it looks like

00:38:42.070 --> 00:38:44.690
this is still america a little slideshow you

00:38:44.690 --> 00:38:48.440
can still look at pregnant sonic While housing

00:38:48.440 --> 00:38:51.320
a chili dog and listening to a song about a pregnant

00:38:51.320 --> 00:38:54.179
Sonic. He's full of life. It's okay. You have

00:38:54.179 --> 00:38:56.940
the freedom of voice and expression and shit.

00:38:57.440 --> 00:39:01.239
Nick, you know the sense memory that I had when

00:39:01.239 --> 00:39:03.019
I was watching this movie, the thing that immediately

00:39:03.019 --> 00:39:06.699
sprung to mind? Oh, what's that? It feels like

00:39:06.699 --> 00:39:09.920
you remember your birthday, where you made us

00:39:09.920 --> 00:39:13.559
go to that second run movie theater and watch

00:39:13.559 --> 00:39:17.750
Ninja Assassin. Oh yeah. I got so drunk and passed

00:39:17.750 --> 00:39:20.650
out. Everybody hated it so much. I spent more

00:39:20.650 --> 00:39:23.530
than 50 % of that movie outside of the theater

00:39:23.530 --> 00:39:26.050
smoking with Brandon and Paul. That movie was

00:39:26.050 --> 00:39:32.289
so bad. And it felt like you doing that to me

00:39:32.289 --> 00:39:37.889
over a distance of hundreds of miles again. I

00:39:37.889 --> 00:39:44.349
do have that effect on people. man i had forgotten

00:39:44.349 --> 00:39:47.070
about that one when you started to say something

00:39:47.070 --> 00:39:49.230
about the birthday i was like oh no is this gonna

00:39:49.230 --> 00:39:53.530
be like a a robo party is this which one is this

00:39:53.530 --> 00:39:59.769
no the robo parties were good yeah good the escape

00:39:59.769 --> 00:40:01.969
from sexy space prison that was probably one

00:40:01.969 --> 00:40:05.449
of the best that was a great one what yeah yeah

00:40:05.449 --> 00:40:09.869
i'm into this one explain i the theme of the

00:40:09.869 --> 00:40:12.929
party was escape from sexy space prison and so

00:40:12.929 --> 00:40:16.849
i was the space warden so i had like a like a

00:40:16.849 --> 00:40:19.730
military jacket that i i think i spray painted

00:40:19.730 --> 00:40:21.650
it silver because everything had to be space

00:40:21.650 --> 00:40:24.690
themed so we just went around so much silver

00:40:24.690 --> 00:40:29.050
we spray painted like fake fruit silver and put

00:40:29.050 --> 00:40:33.420
it out it's space fruit Oh, and the whole house

00:40:33.420 --> 00:40:35.239
just smelled like spray paint because we did

00:40:35.239 --> 00:40:37.800
it like an hour before the party. Oh, man. Yeah.

00:40:40.300 --> 00:40:43.900
Oh, man. That one was fucking killer, though.

00:40:43.960 --> 00:40:47.340
I did love Escape from Sexy Space Prison. I had

00:40:47.340 --> 00:40:51.539
a fake like purple fur hat and a mesh shirt.

00:40:52.250 --> 00:40:54.909
oh yeah you were a pair of jeans i was a space

00:40:54.909 --> 00:40:58.070
pimp and like a pair of jeans that like we just

00:40:58.070 --> 00:41:01.650
cut out paper stencils of stars and like spray

00:41:01.650 --> 00:41:08.329
painted silver stars onto oh that was the good

00:41:08.329 --> 00:41:10.630
one the ninja assassin birthday was the one that

00:41:10.630 --> 00:41:14.550
was bad yeah that's that was crossing the line

00:41:14.550 --> 00:41:18.090
okay so we kind of covered quotes a little bit

00:41:18.090 --> 00:41:20.889
um do you guys actually have one of my own yeah

00:41:21.360 --> 00:41:25.059
It's when Beardy Boy tries to kill Nick Cage

00:41:25.059 --> 00:41:26.840
and Nick Cage like turns it around on him and

00:41:26.840 --> 00:41:29.599
gets one knife. All right, baby girl, who sent

00:41:29.599 --> 00:41:34.440
you? Who sent you? Who sent you? Oh, that was

00:41:34.440 --> 00:41:36.800
good. He's got him like on the ground with a

00:41:36.800 --> 00:41:40.940
knife in his neck outside by the car. Yeah. Yeah,

00:41:41.000 --> 00:41:42.840
pretty much anything that came out of Nicolas

00:41:42.840 --> 00:41:46.619
Cage's mouth was just gold in like either like

00:41:46.619 --> 00:41:50.860
terrifically delivered garbage. or garbage delivered

00:41:50.860 --> 00:41:55.599
gold and i couldn't ever distinguish between

00:41:55.599 --> 00:41:58.980
the two but i loved every everything that he

00:41:58.980 --> 00:42:01.000
did in this film you can watch super cuts of

00:42:01.000 --> 00:42:04.139
his scenes online and it's a better movie but

00:42:04.139 --> 00:42:06.659
then you miss out on all the like side characters

00:42:06.659 --> 00:42:09.980
it's true i love those side characters dr like

00:42:09.980 --> 00:42:18.320
the baby and gg diamond claw man they're all

00:42:18.320 --> 00:42:21.389
there Including a fucking monkey for no reason.

00:42:21.530 --> 00:42:24.969
Hey, there you go. See, there you go, Nick. Someone

00:42:24.969 --> 00:42:27.630
likes the monkeys. I googled who the monkeys

00:42:27.630 --> 00:42:30.250
were. You didn't have to go to a thrift store

00:42:30.250 --> 00:42:33.690
to buy that just to prove a point. I own that.

00:42:34.030 --> 00:42:37.989
I've owned that for years. I own it now. I've

00:42:37.989 --> 00:42:41.190
owned it longer than I've known you. Joey, did

00:42:41.190 --> 00:42:43.969
you have a quote? The only one I wrote down was,

00:42:44.030 --> 00:42:46.460
hi, fucking y 'all. I was a high fucking yeah

00:42:46.460 --> 00:42:53.059
guy myself. So good. Best line amongst a thousand

00:42:53.059 --> 00:42:57.380
terrible lines. All right. So we've got like

00:42:57.380 --> 00:43:00.699
the, the cage grid, you know, good performance,

00:43:00.860 --> 00:43:05.039
good movie, good, bad, bad, good. I don't do

00:43:05.039 --> 00:43:07.659
this. Good cage, bad cage, good movie, bad, good,

00:43:07.679 --> 00:43:09.699
good movie, good cage, bad movie, bad cage, good,

00:43:09.760 --> 00:43:11.860
bad, bad, good. Yeah. That's the one. Thanks

00:43:11.860 --> 00:43:16.760
Sean. So where would you put this, Joey? This

00:43:16.760 --> 00:43:20.340
bad movie. And what are my options for cage rating?

00:43:20.840 --> 00:43:23.400
Well, I mean, you can kind of say everyone makes

00:43:23.400 --> 00:43:26.219
their own whatever we have a numerical value.

00:43:26.679 --> 00:43:33.900
So movie bad. Cage. Three point five out of ten.

00:43:34.539 --> 00:43:40.579
OK. Neat. Bad, bad, bad movie. Maybe I'm going

00:43:40.579 --> 00:43:42.980
to say some controversial things here. This movie

00:43:42.980 --> 00:43:44.539
is worse than... It's the N -word, isn't it?

00:43:44.679 --> 00:43:48.960
Don't do it, Sean. It's not time. This movie

00:43:48.960 --> 00:43:53.039
is now my least favorite movie that we've watched

00:43:53.039 --> 00:43:56.280
on this thing. Wow. I would rather watch Primal.

00:43:56.920 --> 00:44:01.099
Oh, God. I would still never watch City of Angels

00:44:01.099 --> 00:44:05.739
again. City of Angels has its moments. Doesn't

00:44:05.739 --> 00:44:08.480
have a fucking... All of those moments not being

00:44:08.480 --> 00:44:11.510
this film. It doesn't have claw hands. It doesn't

00:44:11.510 --> 00:44:14.869
have boobs. True. Are you guys done Wicker Man

00:44:14.869 --> 00:44:18.929
yet? Because I really like the Lili Sobieski

00:44:18.929 --> 00:44:21.909
and Nick Cage Wicker Man more than this. Yeah.

00:44:23.090 --> 00:44:25.730
What's the one we fucking dunked on forever?

00:44:25.909 --> 00:44:29.349
We watched it early. It's the one that broke

00:44:29.349 --> 00:44:34.429
us. Doggy Dog. Oh, Doggy Dog. Doggy Dog's real

00:44:34.429 --> 00:44:37.840
rough. I would watch this. I would rather watch

00:44:37.840 --> 00:44:43.179
a Schrader than this again. Oh, whoa. I would

00:44:43.179 --> 00:44:45.440
rather watch Dog Eat Dog again. OK, you've got

00:44:45.440 --> 00:44:50.260
it on. It's on record now. Yeah. Sean loves Paul

00:44:50.260 --> 00:44:54.139
Schrader. No, I hate Paul Schrader. I hate Paul

00:44:54.139 --> 00:44:55.760
Schrader slightly less than I hate this movie.

00:44:56.219 --> 00:45:02.260
OK, that's a hot take. But in terms of Cage,

00:45:02.480 --> 00:45:08.150
six high fucking yaws out of ten. Yeah, this

00:45:08.150 --> 00:45:12.269
is a bad movie with a golden cage. This is in

00:45:12.269 --> 00:45:15.650
no way a bad Nicolas Cage performance. That's

00:45:15.650 --> 00:45:17.949
what I call my chastity bill. The golden cage.

00:45:19.730 --> 00:45:22.369
Look at you. I'm a pirate cage. I can't afford

00:45:22.369 --> 00:45:25.369
gold yet, but I'm working on it. One day. It's

00:45:25.369 --> 00:45:28.789
a soft metal. I get weird stains on my junk because

00:45:28.789 --> 00:45:32.699
it's an off -brand gold. This turns your stuff

00:45:32.699 --> 00:45:38.659
green. Yep. I think I got an allergy, Pop. I

00:45:38.659 --> 00:45:41.079
obviously go to my dad with all of my genital

00:45:41.079 --> 00:45:44.599
allergies. Chastity cage dermatitis. Wait, your

00:45:44.599 --> 00:45:46.960
dad or your uncle? I don't know. Uncle Daddy.

00:45:47.920 --> 00:45:54.059
Duncle. Duncle. Yeah, great, great performance.

00:45:54.579 --> 00:46:00.829
Absolutely undefinable. yeah oh god and that

00:46:00.829 --> 00:46:05.329
it cannot be defined this movie is textbook definition

00:46:05.329 --> 00:46:09.469
of undefinable truly fucking terrible it is not

00:46:09.469 --> 00:46:12.250
worth watching other than the supercut that sean

00:46:12.250 --> 00:46:14.710
was talking about like or to see those side characters

00:46:14.710 --> 00:46:17.590
i feel like i might have misinterpreted the cage

00:46:17.590 --> 00:46:20.269
scale is this like cage being good or cage being

00:46:20.269 --> 00:46:23.550
cage um it's kind of what what's in your heart

00:46:23.550 --> 00:46:26.369
yeah Because then I'll call it five out of ten.

00:46:26.489 --> 00:46:28.489
I'll revise my score if we're just rating it

00:46:28.489 --> 00:46:31.570
out of being Nicolas Cage. That's terrific. I

00:46:31.570 --> 00:46:33.769
mean, just like Nicolas Cage, you got to take

00:46:33.769 --> 00:46:36.050
it by the minute. We're no longer judging these

00:46:36.050 --> 00:46:38.170
movies together, so we can really just make up

00:46:38.170 --> 00:46:40.329
our own rules now. Oh, it's way easier when we

00:46:40.329 --> 00:46:42.889
have nothing to compare them against. Yeah. I

00:46:42.889 --> 00:46:45.630
mean, it's also horrible, but. If this is the

00:46:45.630 --> 00:46:47.610
worst movie that you've watched as part of this

00:46:47.610 --> 00:46:50.929
so far, what's the best? Well, I mean, empirically

00:46:50.929 --> 00:46:55.539
from our experiment, it is Raising Arizona. oh

00:46:55.539 --> 00:46:58.460
that's yeah okay that's fair i was gonna propose

00:46:58.460 --> 00:47:02.940
have you done um the color out of space yeah

00:47:02.940 --> 00:47:07.940
we have that was the uh my initial inspiration

00:47:07.940 --> 00:47:09.960
to do this was i watched that movie i'm like

00:47:09.960 --> 00:47:13.579
huh nicholas kate is kind of great i should watch

00:47:13.579 --> 00:47:16.519
more of his films i really actually liked that

00:47:16.519 --> 00:47:19.119
one yeah yeah yeah that was a great one it's

00:47:19.119 --> 00:47:22.500
a very good movie I like that he's a local bourbon

00:47:22.500 --> 00:47:27.980
enthusiast. Oh, man, that was one of my favorite,

00:47:28.000 --> 00:47:30.980
like random clips for the the movie showing that

00:47:30.980 --> 00:47:35.099
we did. Oh, yeah. In memoriams were terrific.

00:47:35.599 --> 00:47:38.699
I will say one thing I do appreciate about this

00:47:38.699 --> 00:47:41.500
film, though, is, again, it's much like Kiss

00:47:41.500 --> 00:47:44.320
of Death. It's one of those weird times where

00:47:44.320 --> 00:47:47.699
we get Nicolas Cage as an actual villain. Yeah.

00:47:47.800 --> 00:47:52.070
Oh, yeah, true. Ooh, I bought my first DVD recently,

00:47:52.150 --> 00:47:56.690
like years. I now own Surf Ninjas because you

00:47:56.690 --> 00:47:59.969
can't stream it in America. Okay, that's fair.

00:48:00.170 --> 00:48:03.869
I also recently started acquiring DVDs again

00:48:03.869 --> 00:48:07.730
when I got an Xbox and right now I've got like

00:48:07.730 --> 00:48:13.269
basically 20 to 25 Godzilla movies and Jaws.

00:48:13.750 --> 00:48:20.860
Nice. Solid. Yeah. That is a very singularly

00:48:20.860 --> 00:48:26.519
focused collection. Well, I got the Godzilla

00:48:26.519 --> 00:48:29.599
Showa era Criterion collection a little while

00:48:29.599 --> 00:48:34.280
back. And then I also have the Godzilla Master

00:48:34.280 --> 00:48:36.920
Collection series that I've technically owned

00:48:36.920 --> 00:48:39.320
for years, but didn't have anything that I could

00:48:39.320 --> 00:48:42.440
play it on. Which, that thing's nuts. If you

00:48:42.440 --> 00:48:45.099
have it still sealed up, it's worth like $400.

00:48:45.380 --> 00:48:49.960
It's crazy. Whoa. Yeah. That's a lot of Zillas.

00:48:51.099 --> 00:48:53.340
It's a lot of them. Well, it's not even a lot

00:48:53.340 --> 00:48:54.760
of them. I think there's just a couple of movies

00:48:54.760 --> 00:48:57.039
in there that are really hard to find otherwise.

00:48:58.679 --> 00:49:02.539
Like I got it when I was in college from like

00:49:02.539 --> 00:49:04.659
an ex -girlfriend's parents for Christmas or

00:49:04.659 --> 00:49:07.679
something when it was new and like cost 40 bucks

00:49:07.679 --> 00:49:10.239
or whatever. And I've just had it since then.

00:49:10.260 --> 00:49:11.760
And the only one that's ever been opened is the

00:49:11.760 --> 00:49:15.340
original Godzilla movie from like 54 in it. I

00:49:15.340 --> 00:49:19.219
think I remember that. Was that Izzy? No, that

00:49:19.219 --> 00:49:21.840
was Kayla's parents. Yeah, okay. Knife in the

00:49:21.840 --> 00:49:24.980
tree. Knife in the tree. Who was the one who

00:49:24.980 --> 00:49:27.659
got crazy and then like was up in a tree with

00:49:27.659 --> 00:49:30.440
a knife one day? I mean, if this isn't ringing

00:49:30.440 --> 00:49:34.119
a bell. I think that's got to be somebody else's

00:49:34.119 --> 00:49:37.059
relationship you're talking about. No, this was

00:49:37.059 --> 00:49:39.800
your relationship. It wasn't a very long one.

00:49:40.639 --> 00:49:45.000
No. I don't know. I'm never going to figure it

00:49:45.000 --> 00:49:48.820
out. Peter, this conversation that we have no

00:49:48.820 --> 00:49:50.500
engagement in is more interesting than the movie

00:49:50.500 --> 00:49:52.179
we had to watch for this podcast. I mean, it's

00:49:52.179 --> 00:49:55.659
true. She wasn't a theater major. Was she like,

00:49:55.699 --> 00:49:57.980
we didn't have any like nursing or anything.

00:49:58.239 --> 00:50:00.940
She feels like she's crazy enough to be a nursing

00:50:00.940 --> 00:50:06.679
major, but. What about Brandon's Angela? The

00:50:06.679 --> 00:50:09.559
one we never saw? Oh God, what was it? There

00:50:09.559 --> 00:50:12.480
was some reason that like I didn't hang out around

00:50:12.480 --> 00:50:16.119
her because she didn't like my influence or something

00:50:16.119 --> 00:50:20.559
like that. And he didn't hang around with Natasha.

00:50:20.559 --> 00:50:22.460
She thought you were a bad influence on Brandon.

00:50:23.119 --> 00:50:28.059
Yeah, I don't know. I think she was like nursing,

00:50:28.300 --> 00:50:30.940
wasn't she? Yeah, she was never a knife in the

00:50:30.940 --> 00:50:33.300
tree kind of person. She could have been a knife

00:50:33.300 --> 00:50:35.590
in the tree kind of person. I bet Evan would

00:50:35.590 --> 00:50:37.829
remember. You should text Evan. He doesn't take

00:50:37.829 --> 00:50:40.750
my calls anymore for reasons. Probably because

00:50:40.750 --> 00:50:43.670
he's trying to have a career in politics. I don't

00:50:43.670 --> 00:50:46.030
know. Yeah. You gotta be juicy about who you

00:50:46.030 --> 00:50:48.449
associate with. I'm persona non grata for some

00:50:48.449 --> 00:50:51.710
people. I mean, he still texts me, so he's, you

00:50:51.710 --> 00:50:55.769
know, there will be dirt that comes up. I don't

00:50:55.769 --> 00:50:58.170
know who is Knife and Tree. We'll leave it as

00:50:58.170 --> 00:51:03.070
a mystery. Yeah. Come back in two weeks. she

00:51:03.070 --> 00:51:05.030
could still be up in that tree with a knife she

00:51:05.030 --> 00:51:07.010
could be in the tree in the knife with the knife

00:51:07.010 --> 00:51:11.730
or knives in the in the yard but that was just

00:51:11.730 --> 00:51:14.150
throwing knives that we forgot to pick up and

00:51:14.150 --> 00:51:16.690
then the grass got too tall and it was we were

00:51:16.690 --> 00:51:19.670
playing lawnmower surprise i love lawnmower surprise

00:51:19.670 --> 00:51:24.170
that's terrifying bunch of lighters and knives

00:51:24.170 --> 00:51:29.090
city says we gotta mow it so let's mow it now

00:51:30.119 --> 00:51:32.920
We don't got time to rake. Now, if you if you

00:51:32.920 --> 00:51:35.380
hit the knife just right, that does mowing for

00:51:35.380 --> 00:51:40.519
you. Maybe. Maybe. It must have done something

00:51:40.519 --> 00:51:43.719
because we did not find those knives again. Yeah.

00:51:44.820 --> 00:51:48.619
Well, Joey, it's been nice. Thank you for joining

00:51:48.619 --> 00:51:51.460
us on this adventure. Thanks for thanks for suffering.

00:51:51.639 --> 00:51:55.550
Yeah. Thanks for having me. I hope that everybody

00:51:55.550 --> 00:51:58.210
has a little bit less context when they think

00:51:58.210 --> 00:52:02.030
about me now. Yeah. Just more questions. Just

00:52:02.030 --> 00:52:04.090
adding to Nick lore. I think that's the whole

00:52:04.090 --> 00:52:07.909
point of this entire podcast. You're an enigma.

00:52:08.050 --> 00:52:14.010
An enigma. Man of mystery. Enigma. Jesus. Yeah.

00:52:17.510 --> 00:52:21.409
So next up, we've got Christmas Carol colon the

00:52:21.409 --> 00:52:26.010
movie. Which is a weird like live action into

00:52:26.010 --> 00:52:30.550
animation. It's a Zemeckis. No, it's not. It's

00:52:30.550 --> 00:52:35.769
not. No. Look it up again. Oh, no, I think. Oh,

00:52:35.869 --> 00:52:37.690
God, what am I thinking of? I'm thinking of.

00:52:37.690 --> 00:52:39.530
No, you're thinking of the terrible Jim Carrey

00:52:39.530 --> 00:52:42.369
one. Which we might end up just talking about

00:52:42.369 --> 00:52:45.670
that more. No, I'm thinking of fucking what's

00:52:45.670 --> 00:52:47.710
the Polar Express. That's what I was thinking

00:52:47.710 --> 00:52:50.849
of. Oh, well, this is in the same era of Zemeckis.

00:52:51.400 --> 00:52:54.900
yeah no okay no i was i was picturing like rubbery

00:52:54.900 --> 00:52:58.300
cg this is oh this is worse this is so much worse

00:52:58.300 --> 00:53:01.579
i've never seen it i can't wait oh this is like

00:53:01.579 --> 00:53:04.119
okay this isn't like that page master style of

00:53:04.119 --> 00:53:08.320
like animation ah gross we're gonna have christmas

00:53:08.320 --> 00:53:12.599
like right before fucking halloween quit pushing

00:53:12.599 --> 00:53:21.550
christmas forward oh man Supposed to be putting

00:53:21.550 --> 00:53:24.050
up my Halloween decorations like in the next

00:53:24.050 --> 00:53:27.530
week. Well, I mean, Cage's character is Marley,

00:53:27.630 --> 00:53:30.409
so he's got like chains and he's a ghost. Like

00:53:30.409 --> 00:53:32.809
if you're going to make a Halloween. That's a

00:53:32.809 --> 00:53:34.530
little Halloween -y. That's pretty Halloween

00:53:34.530 --> 00:53:38.070
-y. Man. As you know, Christmas Carol is probably

00:53:38.070 --> 00:53:40.889
the more Halloween -y of the Christmas stories.

00:53:41.170 --> 00:53:44.429
Yeah. So thank you all for listening. Thank you

00:53:44.429 --> 00:53:47.010
to our Sparkle Buddies, Josh, Josie, Matt, Adam,

00:53:47.030 --> 00:53:49.750
Bill, Stuart, and new Sparkle Buddy, Willow.

00:53:50.380 --> 00:53:53.059
And to our Caged Dancers, John Freeman, Nathan

00:53:53.059 --> 00:53:56.059
N. Cameron. And to Bill Panks for our intro music.

00:53:56.239 --> 00:54:03.219
And to our guest, Joey the Smoke. Last name.

00:54:08.159 --> 00:54:23.000
Bye -bye. Bye -bye. Bye. Bye -bye. It's one of

00:54:23.000 --> 00:54:24.300
those weird things, though, where, like, if I

00:54:24.300 --> 00:54:26.599
closed my eyes, I could just imagine that this

00:54:26.599 --> 00:54:29.760
was the witch's brew or whatever. Like, they're

00:54:29.760 --> 00:54:33.380
not that dissimilar. I mean, this one's clearly

00:54:33.380 --> 00:54:38.360
grape. And that one was clearly not poison. Yeah.

00:54:40.739 --> 00:54:43.280
I'm 150 miles away, and I feel like I could smell

00:54:43.280 --> 00:54:46.219
it. You know exactly what it smells like. Yeah,

00:54:46.320 --> 00:54:49.260
I've never smelled one and I think I know what

00:54:49.260 --> 00:54:51.659
it smells like. You know exactly what it smells

00:54:51.659 --> 00:54:55.059
like. Rachel, when we got married, her uncle

00:54:55.059 --> 00:54:57.599
bought a bottle of like sparkling wine. He was

00:54:57.599 --> 00:54:59.659
like, oh, celebrating. And, you know, it's nothing

00:54:59.659 --> 00:55:03.050
like. crazy um expensive but it is blue for some

00:55:03.050 --> 00:55:04.570
reason and we thought it was just that it was

00:55:04.570 --> 00:55:07.550
a blue bottle but no it is actually like dyed

00:55:07.550 --> 00:55:12.389
blue and tastes like blue raspberry like super

00:55:12.389 --> 00:55:15.610
fake and weird it was really rough we tried drinking

00:55:15.610 --> 00:55:17.489
it and both of us were like i can't i can't do

00:55:17.489 --> 00:55:19.289
it and it was like maybe if you close your eyes

00:55:19.289 --> 00:55:22.389
you don't realize that it's blue and it tastes

00:55:22.389 --> 00:55:27.010
better it did not yeah blue is one of my favorite

00:55:27.010 --> 00:55:30.280
flavored colors see you would have probably enjoyed

00:55:30.280 --> 00:55:33.400
this one i mean that's the best gatorade