WEBVTT 00:00:01.780 --> 00:00:22.960 Oh, God. Oh, my God. It's been a few months now 00:00:22.960 --> 00:00:24.480 that I've been hearing you guys talk about... 00:00:24.480 --> 00:00:28.900 Buzzballs? Yeah. This is my inaugural... Ballin'. 00:00:28.900 --> 00:00:33.979 Yeah. And my first and only ball. I'm not sure 00:00:33.979 --> 00:00:36.600 how much of it this would take to, you know, 00:00:36.659 --> 00:00:38.799 do away with two years of sobriety, but we'll 00:00:38.799 --> 00:00:40.560 find out. I don't think this is going to make 00:00:40.560 --> 00:00:45.740 you want to drink. No. Oh! Yeah. Pretty sure 00:00:45.740 --> 00:00:47.600 you're safe on having a little taster of that 00:00:47.600 --> 00:00:50.179 one. I could go again. It's like Boone's Farm. 00:00:50.380 --> 00:00:53.299 Yeah. It's like Smarties. Like the candies, but... 00:00:53.299 --> 00:00:55.219 No, that's like the medicine my dad used to make 00:00:55.219 --> 00:00:57.549 me take. Like the fucking, like, red shit. oh 00:00:57.549 --> 00:01:03.049 that's boone's farm okay yep oh man well if uh 00:01:03.049 --> 00:01:04.629 tiffany if you're ever listening to this which 00:01:04.629 --> 00:01:05.989 i know you won't be but no you're right that 00:01:05.989 --> 00:01:09.790 was awful tiffany's my uh florida friend who 00:01:09.790 --> 00:01:11.650 uh when i'm like my friends have been drinking 00:01:11.650 --> 00:01:13.469 buzz balls they're this she was just like no 00:01:13.469 --> 00:01:15.819 i'm from florida i know Yeah, well, I mean, it's 00:01:15.819 --> 00:01:18.959 a Texas product, so it's made like founded by 00:01:18.959 --> 00:01:22.939 women. So we're allies. Also, shout out to Josie 00:01:22.939 --> 00:01:26.239 for providing this. So this this week, we've 00:01:26.239 --> 00:01:29.959 got our our buzzball provided by Josie and we 00:01:29.959 --> 00:01:32.680 are drinking the I'm guessing it's a seasonal 00:01:32.680 --> 00:01:36.739 one. It's a witch's potion and it is caramel 00:01:36.739 --> 00:01:40.959 apple flavored. that's not what i get it's supposed 00:01:40.959 --> 00:01:43.439 to be candy apple yeah holy shit it's like those 00:01:43.439 --> 00:01:46.359 stupid fucking suckers it's kind of like us just 00:01:46.359 --> 00:01:49.299 a bunch of stupid suckers pretty much peter you're 00:01:49.299 --> 00:01:51.540 my sponsor now okay great i'll give you uh 10 00:01:51.540 --> 00:01:53.819 of whatever we get for one of your kidneys don't 00:01:53.819 --> 00:01:57.629 worry 10 that's not bad It's my kidney, though. 00:01:57.730 --> 00:01:59.189 I'm the one doing all the work here. That's just 00:01:59.189 --> 00:02:01.689 10 % of our next buzzball. I'm trading organs 00:02:01.689 --> 00:02:04.370 for buzzballs these days. Just replace them in 00:02:04.370 --> 00:02:06.250 your body with buzzballs. Even though I found 00:02:06.250 --> 00:02:09.610 a much cheaper place to get buzzballs. Inflation's 00:02:09.610 --> 00:02:11.710 really hitting hard. This just tastes like a 00:02:11.710 --> 00:02:14.810 whore hangover. Yeah. It's not going to be good. 00:02:15.009 --> 00:02:19.629 Yeah, it's a little sour. A little horny. A little 00:02:19.629 --> 00:02:24.740 bit horny. exactly a buzz ball sour and horny 00:02:24.740 --> 00:02:28.020 yep speaking of sexy that's not a segue we have 00:02:28.020 --> 00:02:30.580 a freeman here who's looking sexy aloha looking 00:02:30.580 --> 00:02:35.020 fit yeah freeman long time are you a cage dancer 00:02:35.020 --> 00:02:36.840 or sparkle buddy shit i'm a cage dancer long 00:02:36.840 --> 00:02:39.259 time listener first time caller i've said it 00:02:39.259 --> 00:02:43.240 a million times how do i know it is it is freeman's 00:02:43.240 --> 00:02:45.939 first time yeah and you you picked a a surprisingly 00:02:45.939 --> 00:02:51.830 fun movie I enjoyed it much more than than the 00:02:51.830 --> 00:02:53.870 reviews. But, you know, that's because I'm my 00:02:53.870 --> 00:02:57.169 first. So this week on Cage Magical and Roundabout 00:02:57.169 --> 00:02:58.610 Way meeting Nicolas Cage, I'm your host, Sean. 00:02:58.669 --> 00:03:01.169 Here's my host, Nick, and our producer, Peter. 00:03:01.229 --> 00:03:05.069 Hello. And we are discussing the 1993 movie Amos 00:03:05.069 --> 00:03:07.750 and Andrew. They're all the information up front. 00:03:08.030 --> 00:03:09.830 Yeah. I mean, we'll go through characters and 00:03:09.830 --> 00:03:11.250 actors and stuff because it's actually fucking 00:03:11.250 --> 00:03:14.069 dotted with good actors. Yeah. We just haven't 00:03:14.069 --> 00:03:16.069 gotten all that information out at the beginning 00:03:16.069 --> 00:03:19.689 of it. No, we've been terrible. sorry john i 00:03:19.689 --> 00:03:23.330 saw so when i watched the start of this movie 00:03:23.330 --> 00:03:26.069 last night i saw the what i'm assuming was the 00:03:26.069 --> 00:03:28.610 poster art from the original release of nick 00:03:28.610 --> 00:03:30.469 cage and sam jackson handcuffed together with 00:03:30.469 --> 00:03:33.370 a cop driving behind him and my immediate thought 00:03:33.370 --> 00:03:36.449 was to text peter nick and say i call not sam 00:03:36.449 --> 00:03:39.650 jackson just to be safe and i think that's a 00:03:39.650 --> 00:03:43.229 cowardly move This is a movie with some blackface, 00:03:43.389 --> 00:03:47.270 inadvertently. It's not inadvertently. It's very 00:03:47.270 --> 00:03:52.750 inadvertently. It's night ops. Is there two or 00:03:52.750 --> 00:03:55.550 three blackface moments in this? There's three. 00:03:55.889 --> 00:04:00.530 But one guy twice. Yes. He just really likes 00:04:00.530 --> 00:04:05.330 his night ops. Yeah, night ops. So Freeman, as 00:04:05.330 --> 00:04:07.770 our guest, you get the lovely job of trying to 00:04:07.770 --> 00:04:11.219 give a plot summary for us. um as best you can 00:04:11.219 --> 00:04:14.340 i i planned ahead here oh a script i like it 00:04:14.340 --> 00:04:17.540 yes yes uh oh yeah just the wikipedia article 00:04:17.540 --> 00:04:21.720 nice rich and famous but not famous enough black 00:04:21.720 --> 00:04:24.420 man andrew sterling buys a summer home on some 00:04:24.420 --> 00:04:27.699 massachusetts island his racist neighbors unaware 00:04:27.699 --> 00:04:30.220 of their new neighbor try and get the guy killed 00:04:30.220 --> 00:04:33.920 in his own home for being black uh the villains 00:04:33.920 --> 00:04:36.240 in this whole thing are most definitely phil 00:04:36.240 --> 00:04:40.750 and judy gilman Uh, they're, I love the Gilman's 00:04:40.750 --> 00:04:43.129 are so horny and racist. They're just so like, 00:04:43.170 --> 00:04:45.490 it's just immediately. They just, they just, 00:04:45.490 --> 00:04:48.649 I mean, they just pull the covers off blatant 00:04:48.649 --> 00:04:52.529 racism. Uh, they said everything in motion, uh, 00:04:52.670 --> 00:04:55.410 and the local sheriff just eats it up. It's an 00:04:55.410 --> 00:04:58.629 election year. It is. It is. Uh, he decides that 00:04:58.629 --> 00:05:01.889 he's going to put on a spectacle, uh, and help 00:05:01.889 --> 00:05:05.879 this out with his political aspirations. Of course, 00:05:05.879 --> 00:05:09.259 they end up screwing it all up and then they 00:05:09.259 --> 00:05:12.860 need a fall guy. Enter Nicolas Cage, Amos O'Dell. 00:05:14.540 --> 00:05:16.740 Amos is already in police custody, so it's nice 00:05:16.740 --> 00:05:20.160 and handy. They can just take him and and try 00:05:20.160 --> 00:05:22.699 to make him be the fall guy for all this after 00:05:22.699 --> 00:05:25.259 they finish shooting up poor Andrew Sterling's 00:05:25.259 --> 00:05:30.259 home. It's it's just awful. Did you write it's 00:05:30.259 --> 00:05:34.990 just awful? No, no, no. uh it was a killer delivery 00:05:34.990 --> 00:05:38.209 like inflection cues since this is a comedy just 00:05:38.209 --> 00:05:40.189 things keep going wrong and wrong it's like everything 00:05:40.189 --> 00:05:43.389 that can go wrong pretty much does nobody manages 00:05:43.389 --> 00:05:47.990 to do anything uh right it gets a little over 00:05:47.990 --> 00:05:50.449 kind of long and drawn out i get a little bit 00:05:50.449 --> 00:05:52.490 like just like come on guys like move things 00:05:52.490 --> 00:05:54.750 along but it is tidy it does it trucks right 00:05:54.750 --> 00:05:58.500 along tight 90 Yeah. And I mean, like everything 00:05:58.500 --> 00:06:00.699 ties up nicely, like they lay out the jokes, 00:06:00.779 --> 00:06:05.120 they set them up, knock them down. Yeah. At some 00:06:05.120 --> 00:06:07.240 point, it gets confused that there must be a 00:06:07.240 --> 00:06:10.500 hostage situation. And then it comes out that 00:06:10.500 --> 00:06:14.459 Andrew Sterling is the hostage. Cue up my probably 00:06:14.459 --> 00:06:16.740 my favorite character in this whole thing is 00:06:16.740 --> 00:06:20.439 Reverend Fenton Brunch. Oh, he's so good. That 00:06:20.439 --> 00:06:22.540 was my second text after starting this movie. 00:06:22.720 --> 00:06:26.939 Giancarlo Esposito. So fucking good. Yes, I did 00:06:26.939 --> 00:06:29.259 not expect that. Oh, that brought me a lot of 00:06:29.259 --> 00:06:32.060 joy. I really loved the multiple buses loading 00:06:32.060 --> 00:06:35.420 up with all the protesters and the singing and 00:06:35.420 --> 00:06:37.319 that they were all going to the island to save 00:06:37.319 --> 00:06:39.800 Brother Sterling. But somehow, though, because 00:06:39.800 --> 00:06:42.519 the police are just such morons early in this 00:06:42.519 --> 00:06:45.040 whole hostage situation, Amos and Andrew just 00:06:45.040 --> 00:06:48.120 walk out the back door of Andrew's house and 00:06:48.120 --> 00:06:50.360 go next door to the neighbor's place, the Gilman's. 00:06:51.939 --> 00:06:55.680 And and they just hide out there. We get all 00:06:55.680 --> 00:06:57.420 kinds of conflict. Then the Gilman's come home. 00:06:58.240 --> 00:07:01.379 And they're like, and Nicolas Cage is like, I 00:07:01.379 --> 00:07:04.720 want my I want your car. And poor Mr. Gilman 00:07:04.720 --> 00:07:07.660 is like, no. I'm not giving you that car. It's 00:07:07.660 --> 00:07:11.259 a gift from my wife. Yeah, his second wife. And 00:07:11.259 --> 00:07:15.120 so then Nicolas Cage turns to Mr. Gilman's wife, 00:07:15.259 --> 00:07:17.360 Phil's wife, and says, hey, Judy, I'm sorry. 00:07:17.420 --> 00:07:19.579 We got to take the car. Yeah. And to that point, 00:07:19.620 --> 00:07:22.319 Phil's like, no, no, not Judy. It was my second 00:07:22.319 --> 00:07:24.860 wife that gave me this car. Judy is my fucking 00:07:24.860 --> 00:07:28.180 wife. Yeah, apparently the third wife. The other 00:07:28.180 --> 00:07:30.540 bit in here is that for some reason, Nicolas 00:07:30.540 --> 00:07:33.879 Cage keeps ordering pizza everywhere he goes. 00:07:34.480 --> 00:07:37.980 Well, he has been in jail. Yeah. Well, and the 00:07:37.980 --> 00:07:39.439 second reason, the second time he orders pizza 00:07:39.439 --> 00:07:41.420 is because he's trying to steal the pizza van 00:07:41.420 --> 00:07:44.399 so he can have a getaway car. Yeah. Yes. I think 00:07:44.399 --> 00:07:47.180 also, though, he did see if you if you remember, 00:07:47.339 --> 00:07:50.480 we did see the pizza girl going into the police 00:07:50.480 --> 00:07:53.439 station. That's his other quirky character trait 00:07:53.439 --> 00:07:56.720 is he likes underage girls. They should have 00:07:56.720 --> 00:07:58.699 probably played that a little different because 00:07:58.699 --> 00:08:00.920 he's like a pretty likable criminal. And then 00:08:00.920 --> 00:08:03.560 it's like drop that in there. Come on. Yeah, 00:08:03.600 --> 00:08:05.060 I honestly thought they were going to lead into 00:08:05.060 --> 00:08:07.339 it a little more. And I was like, oh, no, how 00:08:07.339 --> 00:08:10.360 taboo is this going to go? Yeah, I was I was 00:08:10.360 --> 00:08:12.060 kind of worried when he asked her age and she 00:08:12.060 --> 00:08:15.430 said 17 and then he. didn't stop that like something 00:08:15.430 --> 00:08:18.149 really awkward was gonna happen it was uh it 00:08:18.149 --> 00:08:19.870 was endearing and heartwarming that she just 00:08:19.870 --> 00:08:21.509 wrote his phone number her phone number on his 00:08:21.509 --> 00:08:23.629 hand yeah and we never see her again thankfully 00:08:23.629 --> 00:08:26.670 yeah we see her one more time she drops the tape 00:08:26.670 --> 00:08:28.730 off with the press true oh that's true yeah debbie 00:08:28.730 --> 00:08:30.269 does give the press the tape that's that's a 00:08:30.269 --> 00:08:34.230 good point uh ultimately It gets down to the 00:08:34.230 --> 00:08:37.870 point where Andrew's just trying to get home 00:08:37.870 --> 00:08:40.409 and have a quiet night. Amos just wants to get 00:08:40.409 --> 00:08:42.870 off the damn island. He wants to get to Canada 00:08:42.870 --> 00:08:45.590 and probably just get off in general because 00:08:45.590 --> 00:08:48.750 he's been in prison. And so he ends up getting 00:08:48.750 --> 00:08:51.649 the car and Andrew decides, I think that he's 00:08:51.649 --> 00:08:53.409 just going home. He's just done with all this 00:08:53.409 --> 00:08:55.549 stuff. He wants a quiet night. But then he's 00:08:55.549 --> 00:08:57.049 out in the middle of this field and he sees his 00:08:57.049 --> 00:09:00.740 house on fire. And then he can hear the bloodhounds 00:09:00.740 --> 00:09:03.159 chasing after him. And at this point, Bloodhound 00:09:03.159 --> 00:09:06.419 Bob. Yes, Bloodhound Bob. And at this point, 00:09:06.440 --> 00:09:11.120 then what? Amos shows up in the car driving through 00:09:11.120 --> 00:09:14.639 the field, picks up Andrew. And then next thing 00:09:14.639 --> 00:09:16.820 you know, they're on a boat leaving the island. 00:09:16.980 --> 00:09:18.820 Yeah, they just like get out. They just did. 00:09:19.000 --> 00:09:22.340 That's it. Yeah. And I'm just like. this is a 00:09:22.340 --> 00:09:24.899 this is an island like the police are trying 00:09:24.899 --> 00:09:27.039 to control this whole situation it's like maybe 00:09:27.039 --> 00:09:29.840 put out a bolo for like white guy black guy in 00:09:29.840 --> 00:09:32.220 a car there was a random checkpoint on the island 00:09:32.220 --> 00:09:34.860 but no checkpoint at the ferry terminal like 00:09:34.860 --> 00:09:38.019 it's an island yeah they are really bad cops 00:09:38.019 --> 00:09:39.799 that's that's my feeling on this one the theme 00:09:39.799 --> 00:09:42.759 of this entire movie is cops are dumb dumb dumbs 00:09:42.759 --> 00:09:46.220 all right so this we touched on at the beginning 00:09:46.220 --> 00:09:48.289 but like this this movie is packed with fucking 00:09:48.289 --> 00:09:51.009 actors right so nick cage is amos odell sam sam 00:09:51.009 --> 00:09:52.889 jackson i love nicholas cage yeah he's great 00:09:52.889 --> 00:09:56.269 uh sam jackson is andrew sterling brad dorff 00:09:56.269 --> 00:10:00.070 is uh donnie donaldson um he's probably most 00:10:00.070 --> 00:10:03.090 famous for most of us as grimo worm tongue uh 00:10:03.090 --> 00:10:04.710 from the lord of the rings sean doesn't know 00:10:04.710 --> 00:10:06.210 what that is i don't know what a harry potter 00:10:06.210 --> 00:10:09.610 is either yeah nerd dabney coleman is the chief 00:10:09.610 --> 00:10:15.149 of police um who's that so he was in like tootsie 00:10:15.149 --> 00:10:19.629 and war games back in the day with um what broderick 00:10:19.629 --> 00:10:23.070 yeah when he was a little boy before he killed 00:10:23.070 --> 00:10:25.169 a guy yeah and then you've got mail he's just 00:10:25.169 --> 00:10:26.490 like one of those guys who's been around for 00:10:26.490 --> 00:10:28.789 a long time he's played like a doofy cop before 00:10:28.789 --> 00:10:31.629 too yeah with a mustache definitely seen him 00:10:31.629 --> 00:10:33.649 around i don't know what he's been that's this 00:10:33.649 --> 00:10:35.970 movie is i've seen them you know it's like yeah 00:10:35.970 --> 00:10:38.929 that face a lot of character actors so michael 00:10:38.929 --> 00:10:42.330 learner is the gilman yeah phil phil gilman um 00:10:42.330 --> 00:10:43.610 and he's just another one of those he's been 00:10:43.610 --> 00:10:46.000 in like barton fink harlem knights he's just 00:10:46.000 --> 00:10:49.700 in he was in the godzilla movie with matthew 00:10:49.700 --> 00:10:54.820 broderick um after he killed a guy yeah maybe 00:10:54.820 --> 00:10:56.820 i don't know matthew broderick ran that guy over 00:10:56.820 --> 00:11:00.700 carlo esposito and then my favorite is is uh 00:11:00.700 --> 00:11:04.620 bob balaban who plays the the guy who is like 00:11:04.620 --> 00:11:08.179 a hostage negotiator on the phone he's so good 00:11:08.179 --> 00:11:12.649 yeah rafink rafink yeah that was my favorite 00:11:12.649 --> 00:11:14.250 running bit throughout the whole thing because 00:11:14.250 --> 00:11:18.830 he's like calls into andrew's house after amos 00:11:18.830 --> 00:11:21.149 andrew have left uh the chief of police is just 00:11:21.149 --> 00:11:23.929 tied to a chair he can't talk and he's just talking 00:11:23.929 --> 00:11:27.509 through the voicemail and just like yes like 00:11:27.509 --> 00:11:30.029 turns out like just regressing his own memories 00:11:30.029 --> 00:11:32.470 like i wanted a pony my parents got me a turtle 00:11:32.470 --> 00:11:37.240 nine turtles but i still wanted that pony My 00:11:37.240 --> 00:11:39.200 favorite quote of his is actually my favorite 00:11:39.200 --> 00:11:41.120 from this movie. It's just this scene where like 00:11:41.120 --> 00:11:43.080 there's mayhem going on everywhere. He's in the 00:11:43.080 --> 00:11:45.379 cop car with this like remote sat phone or whatever. 00:11:45.500 --> 00:11:48.659 And he's just talking to nobody. He's just monologuing. 00:11:48.840 --> 00:11:51.639 I remember my 11th birthday. I had a party and 00:11:51.639 --> 00:11:53.779 my mom and dad hired a clown. It was a very, 00:11:53.799 --> 00:11:55.759 very funny clown. And he juggled and did magic 00:11:55.759 --> 00:11:58.480 tricks. My friend Ruby peed on the floor. She 00:11:58.480 --> 00:12:00.919 was really embarrassed, but I had a good time. 00:12:01.340 --> 00:12:03.200 Then my mom called him for my 12th birthday and 00:12:03.200 --> 00:12:04.899 his wife answered and said, oh, he's not a clown 00:12:04.899 --> 00:12:07.179 anymore. He's going to go to school to be a dental 00:12:07.179 --> 00:12:09.759 technician. I don't think I'll ever forget that 00:12:09.759 --> 00:12:15.340 moment. Driving this guy to kill everybody. Yeah, 00:12:15.399 --> 00:12:17.580 I enjoyed this film. I'm just going to say that 00:12:17.580 --> 00:12:22.200 up top that this was a fun movie that people 00:12:22.200 --> 00:12:26.580 could pick apart me, but still enjoy. I really 00:12:26.580 --> 00:12:30.230 enjoyed myself with it. just like what second 00:12:30.230 --> 00:12:33.549 scene getting a close -up on a lawn jockey uh 00:12:33.549 --> 00:12:38.049 it really set the tone for me and i was like 00:12:38.049 --> 00:12:40.990 oh okay that's gonna be the problem in this movie 00:12:40.990 --> 00:12:44.429 and it was yeah immediately too i mean like the 00:12:44.429 --> 00:12:46.669 conflict starts four minutes in or something 00:12:46.669 --> 00:12:49.289 like that it's like they they see sam jackson 00:12:49.289 --> 00:12:51.769 driving a car they think it's somebody else then 00:12:51.769 --> 00:12:54.529 they see him in his now home don't realize he's 00:12:54.529 --> 00:12:56.419 supposed to be there and They think it's like 00:12:56.419 --> 00:12:58.299 their neighbor because these are summer homes. 00:12:58.820 --> 00:13:01.139 So they're like they don't see people often, 00:13:01.279 --> 00:13:02.919 but they think it's like one of the neighbors 00:13:02.919 --> 00:13:04.440 and one of the neighbor's kids is like being 00:13:04.440 --> 00:13:07.919 held hostage. The Gilman's. You're right. They 00:13:07.919 --> 00:13:09.799 are the villains. They are the villains like 00:13:09.799 --> 00:13:12.080 from the jump. And then as soon as like Amos 00:13:12.080 --> 00:13:13.360 and Andrew are in the house and they realize 00:13:13.360 --> 00:13:14.759 that they made a mistake, they're trying to like 00:13:14.759 --> 00:13:16.940 play all nice, all goody goody. It's like, oh, 00:13:16.960 --> 00:13:19.519 we'd love to have you and your wife over. Even 00:13:19.519 --> 00:13:24.080 if she is white. Even if she is white. But then 00:13:24.080 --> 00:13:27.750 like. Turns out she's not. Yeah, Amos has. Oh, 00:13:27.769 --> 00:13:32.690 spoiler. Amos has their like their interview 00:13:32.690 --> 00:13:35.409 with the press junket. They're not actually the 00:13:35.409 --> 00:13:37.289 press, but they want to like they're kind of 00:13:37.289 --> 00:13:39.450 like ambulance chasers. Yeah, they're like that. 00:13:40.909 --> 00:13:43.350 What's his face from Nightcrawler? Like they 00:13:43.350 --> 00:13:46.750 just go out and take. Oh, yeah. That was a good. 00:13:46.809 --> 00:13:50.139 That is a fun moment, though, when I would. Cage 00:13:50.139 --> 00:13:52.919 puts on the video and he knows that it's outing 00:13:52.919 --> 00:13:55.299 these people being racist shits. And they're 00:13:55.299 --> 00:13:57.059 just watching. He's just played it back and forth. 00:13:58.480 --> 00:14:00.700 I'm no racist, but when you see a black man in 00:14:00.700 --> 00:14:03.139 a house carrying a serial killer, you know what's 00:14:03.139 --> 00:14:06.159 going on. Oh, yeah. I love I'm no racist. And 00:14:06.159 --> 00:14:11.049 then they have a dog named Rommel. this is one 00:14:11.049 --> 00:14:13.450 of those also that dog is awesome that dog was 00:14:13.450 --> 00:14:16.570 great i do love the line of like uh sam jackson 00:14:16.570 --> 00:14:19.289 andrew is allergic to dogs and rama wants to 00:14:19.289 --> 00:14:22.529 shake shake his hand and nicholas cage is like 00:14:22.529 --> 00:14:24.610 shake his hands like that dog doesn't like black 00:14:24.610 --> 00:14:26.509 people's like well he's not gonna like the next 00:14:26.509 --> 00:14:32.049 one if you don't shake his hand yeah No, yeah, 00:14:32.210 --> 00:14:34.149 Amos is very pragmatic when it comes to that 00:14:34.149 --> 00:14:36.789 stuff. I really appreciate him calling because 00:14:36.789 --> 00:14:39.490 Samuel Jackson is great at getting righteous. 00:14:39.830 --> 00:14:41.830 Yeah, he cuts through it pretty, pretty well. 00:14:42.450 --> 00:14:43.950 But, you know, there are points where I'm like, 00:14:43.950 --> 00:14:45.350 there hasn't been a joke in a minute. And I'm 00:14:45.350 --> 00:14:47.769 like, this is touching on some serious, like 00:14:47.769 --> 00:14:51.370 racial stuff. Like the chief of police, like 00:14:51.370 --> 00:14:53.659 gets his boots knocked off when he's like. tied 00:14:53.659 --> 00:14:55.259 up and like he runs out he gets home alone with 00:14:55.259 --> 00:14:57.220 broken glass i'm like all right there's the comedy 00:14:57.220 --> 00:14:59.899 yeah i love dabney coleman after his feet got 00:14:59.899 --> 00:15:01.740 fucked up with the glass anytime he's running 00:15:01.740 --> 00:15:03.740 or walking he has to do that like high stepping 00:15:03.740 --> 00:15:08.480 thing yeah why did he call him the n -word when 00:15:08.480 --> 00:15:10.759 he went in so he goes into the the chief of police 00:15:10.759 --> 00:15:13.000 goes into the house because he he technically 00:15:13.000 --> 00:15:16.620 holds all the cards yeah and he's being a super 00:15:16.620 --> 00:15:20.299 racist douche and then sam jackson clocks him 00:15:20.299 --> 00:15:23.080 brian pans him Yeah, just pan to the head. Not 00:15:23.080 --> 00:15:26.000 a good clank, but like, why did he say that? 00:15:27.320 --> 00:15:30.500 I felt like he was trying to lean into the character 00:15:30.500 --> 00:15:36.100 bit to try to control Amos more. The kind read 00:15:36.100 --> 00:15:40.440 is, I don't care about this person, so you don't 00:15:40.440 --> 00:15:43.679 hold any, like, comments here. Trying to erase 00:15:43.679 --> 00:15:45.720 Amos' leverage. But you could have done that 00:15:45.720 --> 00:15:48.879 without dropping the N -bomb. Yeah. Yeah, he 00:15:48.879 --> 00:15:50.740 does get paid for it. So, I mean, and then later 00:15:50.740 --> 00:15:52.940 on, he's, you know, going to he says he's going 00:15:52.940 --> 00:15:56.980 to charge Andrew with the attempted murder. Yes. 00:15:57.220 --> 00:15:59.559 For clocking him in the face. I forgot about 00:15:59.559 --> 00:16:01.519 that part. Yeah. So, you know, just bad cops 00:16:01.519 --> 00:16:03.519 all over. And that kind of I feel like that gets 00:16:03.519 --> 00:16:06.299 Andrew on the run with Amos. Yeah. So that that 00:16:06.299 --> 00:16:07.919 kind of brings them a little more as kindred 00:16:07.919 --> 00:16:10.000 spirits at that point. I will say certainly helps 00:16:10.000 --> 00:16:12.639 endear their friendship at the end. I'm like, 00:16:12.659 --> 00:16:14.519 this wasn't earned, but I'm glad they found it. 00:16:14.799 --> 00:16:17.509 You only need 90 minutes. I know, but like they 00:16:17.509 --> 00:16:20.950 like they're just kind of like Andrew's a hostage. 00:16:21.990 --> 00:16:25.470 They have a talk about like race relations. They 00:16:25.470 --> 00:16:29.750 get into a tussle in the backyard. They're best 00:16:29.750 --> 00:16:32.870 friends. Yeah, well, I'm yeah, I'm not going 00:16:32.870 --> 00:16:35.309 to say that like they really nailed it, but I 00:16:35.309 --> 00:16:38.529 enjoy their time on screen together. Yeah, certainly. 00:16:38.669 --> 00:16:41.889 Like, I don't think either of them changed much. 00:16:42.740 --> 00:16:45.460 Sam Jackson did find his way a little more back 00:16:45.460 --> 00:16:49.340 towards the center because of Amos is constant 00:16:49.340 --> 00:16:52.179 calling him on his shit. Yeah, which was good. 00:16:52.299 --> 00:16:55.759 I can't say that Amos became a better person 00:16:55.759 --> 00:16:58.659 through this film. No, still has lousy sense 00:16:58.659 --> 00:17:00.320 of direction. I mean, he still tried to man on 00:17:00.320 --> 00:17:03.720 that 17 year old. Yeah, it's true. He was originally 00:17:03.720 --> 00:17:06.819 arrested for delinquency, aiding in the delinquency 00:17:06.819 --> 00:17:10.420 of a minor. That was the official charge. The 00:17:10.420 --> 00:17:13.460 lines on all that are rough. Freeman, you said 00:17:13.460 --> 00:17:14.500 that you were going to try and watch this twice. 00:17:14.559 --> 00:17:16.680 Did you end up watching it twice? How did it 00:17:16.680 --> 00:17:18.579 hold up on the second watching within, you know, 00:17:18.579 --> 00:17:20.519 two weeks or whatever? Well, so the first one 00:17:20.519 --> 00:17:24.660 I was with Elizabeth. uh and we watched um well 00:17:24.660 --> 00:17:27.019 like as she said she i just put it on and she 00:17:27.019 --> 00:17:30.480 reluctantly was in the room uh about a half an 00:17:30.480 --> 00:17:32.720 hour in she's kind of starting to pay attention 00:17:32.720 --> 00:17:35.640 the last third she definitely was like okay i'm 00:17:35.640 --> 00:17:38.319 on board with this and i think she enjoyed it 00:17:38.319 --> 00:17:40.380 we had a good laugh the first go around the second 00:17:40.380 --> 00:17:44.599 go you know where everything is going so it's 00:17:44.599 --> 00:17:48.980 not quite as funny but also like there were things 00:17:48.980 --> 00:17:51.539 I was excited for that I was happy about. Like, 00:17:51.539 --> 00:17:54.200 like honestly, like the whole scene where the 00:17:54.200 --> 00:17:56.299 chief of police does drop the N word and then 00:17:56.299 --> 00:17:58.180 gets clocked with the frying pan. I know that's 00:17:58.180 --> 00:18:02.299 coming. Like, and, and I feel like this was Samuel 00:18:02.299 --> 00:18:04.799 Jackson is like in his prime where he's like 00:18:04.799 --> 00:18:07.500 full throated and he gets onto these righteous 00:18:07.500 --> 00:18:11.200 like speeches and it's just, it's hard not to 00:18:11.200 --> 00:18:14.559 love that stuff. Yeah. Yeah. And I will say this 00:18:14.559 --> 00:18:19.609 too. To the point is like it's very hard to not 00:18:19.609 --> 00:18:23.150 have some kind of not necessarily bias, but like 00:18:23.150 --> 00:18:26.349 you're watching it twice in like a week, two 00:18:26.349 --> 00:18:30.529 weeks. So it's hard not to remember all these 00:18:30.529 --> 00:18:35.950 jokes and have some kind of like preempt disassociate 00:18:35.950 --> 00:18:38.869 with a lot of the humor. Like if you had given 00:18:38.869 --> 00:18:41.519 it a couple months. like you may have forgotten 00:18:41.519 --> 00:18:43.480 one or two of the little things yeah comedy is 00:18:43.480 --> 00:18:45.440 hard because it relies so much on like surprise 00:18:45.440 --> 00:18:46.920 right yeah i mean john and i were talking about 00:18:46.920 --> 00:18:49.940 this he watched it with me and he we had subtitles 00:18:49.940 --> 00:18:51.819 originally but our version of it had commercials 00:18:51.819 --> 00:18:53.839 and shit and it was like this is terrible um 00:18:53.839 --> 00:18:56.180 and we were talking about how subtitles there's 00:18:56.180 --> 00:18:57.940 like a couple times when you don't really want 00:18:57.940 --> 00:19:01.779 them it's like comedies and stand up comedians. 00:19:01.880 --> 00:19:03.819 And it's like same vibe. It spoils it because 00:19:03.819 --> 00:19:05.900 you see it that split second. Your brain is processing 00:19:05.900 --> 00:19:07.940 the joke already. It's kind of the same thing. 00:19:07.980 --> 00:19:10.240 You've already watched it recently. You're going 00:19:10.240 --> 00:19:12.019 to know what's coming, right? Like, you know 00:19:12.019 --> 00:19:13.279 that there's going to be the jokes about whatever 00:19:13.279 --> 00:19:16.000 pizza or like sex toys with white people. Oh, 00:19:16.000 --> 00:19:20.279 dude, the sex toy drawer with the tube of sex 00:19:20.279 --> 00:19:23.420 grease, sex grease. I love sex grease. I knew 00:19:23.420 --> 00:19:25.859 that was coming. White people are weird and crazy 00:19:25.859 --> 00:19:28.720 or whatever he says. Yeah, he just says. white 00:19:28.720 --> 00:19:31.880 people my favorite was when he leans in on them 00:19:31.880 --> 00:19:34.759 uh later when they tie him up with the bdsm gear 00:19:34.759 --> 00:19:38.940 and he's just like perverts i think that's my 00:19:38.940 --> 00:19:41.059 favorite quote sam jackson don't yuck their yum 00:19:41.059 --> 00:19:43.259 but they did call the cops on you so you know 00:19:43.259 --> 00:19:45.539 yeah i mean they suck you have you have other 00:19:45.539 --> 00:19:46.980 things you can criticize about them leave their 00:19:46.980 --> 00:19:49.140 sex life out of it i was i looked it up because 00:19:49.140 --> 00:19:52.119 i was curious you know sex greases no i got the 00:19:52.119 --> 00:19:57.220 idea on that one i cracked that code um no i 00:19:57.220 --> 00:20:00.420 was me later yeah i'll let you know um so michael 00:20:00.420 --> 00:20:03.859 michael learner phil gilman he's 17 years older 00:20:03.859 --> 00:20:05.640 than the actress who plays his wife and it's 00:20:05.640 --> 00:20:08.039 like oh okay i mean that tracks for what the 00:20:08.039 --> 00:20:10.539 third wife situation is there absolutely but 00:20:10.539 --> 00:20:13.019 yeah just looking at them i was like how is this 00:20:13.019 --> 00:20:16.700 working it's like ah well he was a lawyer and 00:20:16.700 --> 00:20:22.000 he worked on the chicago seven which side yeah 00:20:24.759 --> 00:20:28.440 uh when they uh when the police uh chief does 00:20:28.440 --> 00:20:31.000 bring nick cage in and sends him into the house 00:20:31.000 --> 00:20:34.380 the part where nick is kind of prancing through 00:20:34.380 --> 00:20:38.380 uh the the entryway to the house and he looks 00:20:38.380 --> 00:20:41.359 back and he's like jumping and i just like i 00:20:41.359 --> 00:20:43.880 felt like that was just like a little kind of 00:20:43.880 --> 00:20:46.700 uh hat tip to like all of his physical comedy 00:20:46.700 --> 00:20:49.220 and he's just like i'm gonna go prancing into 00:20:49.220 --> 00:20:52.460 the house now and like Yeah. And it absolutely 00:20:52.460 --> 00:20:55.000 works in this situation, too, because, you know, 00:20:55.000 --> 00:20:58.680 he knows he's just there to be like a fall guy. 00:20:58.920 --> 00:21:00.980 Yeah. And he's going to get released. So he's 00:21:00.980 --> 00:21:04.740 just having fun with it. But yes, it definitely 00:21:04.740 --> 00:21:09.119 smacks pretty well of some of his older prancy 00:21:09.119 --> 00:21:13.140 moments. I do like Nick Cage's little slapdash 00:21:13.140 --> 00:21:16.680 MacGyver invention when he brings Andrew out 00:21:16.680 --> 00:21:19.170 on the porch where he gets a coat hanger. Tapes 00:21:19.170 --> 00:21:21.549 it to the front of the shotgun and has it around 00:21:21.549 --> 00:21:24.730 Andrew's neck to like lead him. Yeah. One million 00:21:24.730 --> 00:21:27.450 dollars in a helicopter. I love the million dollars 00:21:27.450 --> 00:21:30.910 in a helicopter. It just kept coming back. Oh, 00:21:30.950 --> 00:21:33.289 man. Why did why did the press show up? Was it 00:21:33.289 --> 00:21:35.349 because of Reverend Brunch? No, it's because 00:21:35.349 --> 00:21:37.789 of the Gilmans, because they're like, we should 00:21:37.789 --> 00:21:39.329 be on the news. This should be big news. So, 00:21:39.329 --> 00:21:42.289 yes, the Gilmans are the villains. So, yeah, 00:21:42.349 --> 00:21:44.569 they keep escalating the situation. They make 00:21:44.569 --> 00:21:46.549 it worse every time. I mean, also, if the cops 00:21:46.549 --> 00:21:50.430 would have just been like. we got told there 00:21:50.430 --> 00:21:53.109 was a black guy we're sorry um it would have 00:21:53.109 --> 00:21:55.390 sucked for them but you know what in america 00:21:55.390 --> 00:21:57.470 guys still would have been elected yeah he would 00:21:57.470 --> 00:21:59.029 have won his election probably probably would 00:21:59.029 --> 00:22:00.970 have gotten more votes you just put donnie on 00:22:00.970 --> 00:22:03.990 administratively for a couple weeks exactly boom 00:22:03.990 --> 00:22:06.470 slap on the wrist for old donnie yeah yeah oh 00:22:06.470 --> 00:22:11.430 fuck it when so you said earlier the second time 00:22:11.430 --> 00:22:15.450 you texted us was uh uh reverend brunt and brunch 00:22:15.450 --> 00:22:18.269 but it was actually when donnie paints his face 00:22:18.269 --> 00:22:21.170 black or like rubs dirt all over and you're like 00:22:21.170 --> 00:22:25.269 also not this guy do not want to be this guy 00:22:25.269 --> 00:22:27.250 in the photos uh you know you could just do a 00:22:27.250 --> 00:22:30.289 whole no i'm not you could do a whole photo montage 00:22:30.289 --> 00:22:34.890 of uh any one of us randomly selected in blackface 00:22:34.890 --> 00:22:37.250 i'm sure that would work fine just just freeman 00:22:37.250 --> 00:22:40.180 in blackface i'm not doing i'm not doing fuck 00:22:40.180 --> 00:22:43.740 all with that we're not replacing sam jackson 00:22:43.740 --> 00:22:45.619 and we're not doing any blackface characters 00:22:45.619 --> 00:22:49.019 that's probably for the best i found one of the 00:22:49.019 --> 00:22:51.819 scenes where there's a couple different non -blackface 00:22:51.819 --> 00:22:55.119 people hanging out with nick cage so does sean 00:22:55.119 --> 00:22:59.559 have to be a 17 year old girl judy gilman no 00:22:59.559 --> 00:23:02.259 amazingly they're never like officially in a 00:23:02.259 --> 00:23:04.839 scene at the exact same time so it's it's in 00:23:04.839 --> 00:23:07.839 the um it's before they have like enlisted amos 00:23:08.430 --> 00:23:11.650 fully into the like scheme they're in the like 00:23:11.650 --> 00:23:14.309 interrogation room or whatever so it's it's dabney 00:23:14.309 --> 00:23:17.069 coleman the chief of police and then um donnie 00:23:17.069 --> 00:23:20.380 yeah kind of in the background yeah Cage with 00:23:20.380 --> 00:23:24.180 his fucking foreplay tattoo. Donnie in white 00:23:24.180 --> 00:23:27.400 face. Yeah, the foreplay tattoo is so dumb and 00:23:27.400 --> 00:23:29.980 funny. His tattoos look so shit. They are so 00:23:29.980 --> 00:23:32.440 drawn on. His gold tooth. His gold tooth. I actually 00:23:32.440 --> 00:23:33.640 kind of liked the gold tooth. I love the gold 00:23:33.640 --> 00:23:35.859 tooth. Also, I love like yet another Nick Cage 00:23:35.859 --> 00:23:38.859 movie starts where Nick Cage is working out in 00:23:38.859 --> 00:23:41.579 a jail cell. Yep. Yeah, doing handstand pushups 00:23:41.579 --> 00:23:44.380 or whatever. I mean, go with what you know, right? 00:23:44.559 --> 00:23:46.759 Yeah, it's a small space. Yeah, so this came 00:23:46.759 --> 00:23:50.500 out in 93. Yeah. 94 was a pretty good year for 00:23:50.500 --> 00:23:52.980 Nicolas Cage. Yeah. And then 95, he was in Kiss 00:23:52.980 --> 00:23:55.440 of Death with Sam Jackson again. Ooh, nice. Yeah. 00:23:56.039 --> 00:23:59.480 Bigger. Much bigger. Much bigger. Sea monkeys. 00:24:00.039 --> 00:24:03.180 Oh, sea monkeys. They did earn their friendship. 00:24:03.319 --> 00:24:05.420 All right. Deep conversations. Yeah, that was 00:24:05.420 --> 00:24:08.319 a great conversation. While Cage smokes the last 00:24:08.319 --> 00:24:13.339 of the gilded joint. I wanted my family to be 00:24:13.339 --> 00:24:17.079 more like sea monkey family. The big smiles on 00:24:17.079 --> 00:24:20.519 the box. I did get sea monkeys when I was younger 00:24:20.519 --> 00:24:22.599 and they were such a fucking waste. It's like 00:24:22.599 --> 00:24:24.460 it was kind of cool. Well, they're just like 00:24:24.460 --> 00:24:27.799 shrimp. Yeah. And it was cool to see them hatch. 00:24:27.880 --> 00:24:29.359 And then they're like fluttering around and then 00:24:29.359 --> 00:24:31.019 they literally just all die. And there's just 00:24:31.019 --> 00:24:34.099 these corpses like waving around on the bottom 00:24:34.099 --> 00:24:36.799 of this little jug. Yeah, that's so cool. And 00:24:36.799 --> 00:24:39.000 it stinks. Yeah, they're they're pretty gnarly. 00:24:39.079 --> 00:24:41.000 I didn't have a lot in terms of quotes from this 00:24:41.000 --> 00:24:43.420 film, but. The one that I that resonated with 00:24:43.420 --> 00:24:45.079 me the most because it's definitely something 00:24:45.079 --> 00:24:48.039 I fucking said. Nick Cage talking about his phobia 00:24:48.039 --> 00:24:49.900 of needles and Sam Jackson like you got them 00:24:49.900 --> 00:24:51.180 tattoos. They did those with needles, right? 00:24:51.220 --> 00:24:55.440 He's like, yeah, but I was drunk. And the tattoo 00:24:55.440 --> 00:24:59.039 show. Yeah, you were definitely drunk. Yeah, 00:24:59.099 --> 00:25:03.039 I do have a tattoo that I do not remember getting. 00:25:03.160 --> 00:25:05.759 Which one is it? My TARDIS. Oh, really? Yeah. 00:25:05.920 --> 00:25:09.140 Interesting. I was in San Francisco, so it's 00:25:09.140 --> 00:25:11.670 fucking cold. So like. By the time I came to 00:25:11.670 --> 00:25:13.950 in a coffee shop with my buddy Tony, I'm all 00:25:13.950 --> 00:25:16.309 bundled up and we're just talking like I sober 00:25:16.309 --> 00:25:18.190 up and I'm driving back to my buddy's place because 00:25:18.190 --> 00:25:20.349 I'm crashing at a friend's house. And he like 00:25:20.349 --> 00:25:21.730 text me. He's like, hey, where are you at? And 00:25:21.730 --> 00:25:24.029 I'm just like, I'm driving back. It's like I'm 00:25:24.029 --> 00:25:25.890 like, oh, and he's like, what? And I like roll 00:25:25.890 --> 00:25:28.849 up my sleeve and I'm like. I think I got a tattoo. 00:25:29.589 --> 00:25:32.009 Freeman, do you have tattoos? Just one. Just 00:25:32.009 --> 00:25:34.250 a little tribute from my dad when he passed away. 00:25:34.390 --> 00:25:36.490 Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, I can remember. 00:25:37.130 --> 00:25:39.309 Yeah, he had a, after this, I can go upstairs. 00:25:39.470 --> 00:25:41.930 We've got a family photo book that we got from 00:25:41.930 --> 00:25:45.250 my family when we visited this summer. And there's 00:25:45.250 --> 00:25:48.549 some pictures of my father before he met my mother 00:25:48.549 --> 00:25:51.089 when he was younger and some photos of him that 00:25:51.089 --> 00:25:53.289 I had never seen. And I think one of them has, 00:25:53.430 --> 00:25:56.349 no, no. I mean, I saw plenty of that growing 00:25:56.349 --> 00:25:59.000 up. My parents walked around naked. I got a weird 00:25:59.000 --> 00:26:03.140 household. No, same. So he used to have a tattoo 00:26:03.140 --> 00:26:06.680 on his arm that just said, fuck you. And then 00:26:06.680 --> 00:26:10.619 he got a cover up tattoo. And so the surfboard 00:26:10.619 --> 00:26:13.079 for his devil and surfboard, the surfboard covered 00:26:13.079 --> 00:26:16.079 up his fuck you. OK, so did your parents have 00:26:16.079 --> 00:26:20.240 any tattoos or do they? No, no. If they got a 00:26:20.240 --> 00:26:22.220 tattoo, what do you think your dad would have? 00:26:23.559 --> 00:26:26.140 if there was one thing to immortalize on his 00:26:26.140 --> 00:26:29.900 body i mean my my parents are fairly catholic 00:26:29.900 --> 00:26:34.059 so i think it would be for him like a cross but 00:26:34.059 --> 00:26:37.339 like a cool denny trejo cross but like what it 00:26:37.339 --> 00:26:39.180 really should be is probably like a gin and tonic 00:26:39.180 --> 00:26:41.880 oh cool yeah that'd be sick You mean your dad 00:26:41.880 --> 00:26:43.420 wouldn't get a tattoo that said born to lose? 00:26:44.380 --> 00:26:46.440 No. Pops had one of those right on his forearm. 00:26:46.819 --> 00:26:50.299 He had all kinds of good tats. And my mom, I 00:26:50.299 --> 00:26:52.400 don't know. My mom really loves swearing. So 00:26:52.400 --> 00:26:54.299 I think she might just, she could have fuck you. 00:26:54.440 --> 00:26:56.579 A secret fuck you. Somewhere dad would never 00:26:56.579 --> 00:27:02.319 see. My dad only has one tattoo, but it's a, 00:27:02.319 --> 00:27:07.119 it's a dude on a motorcycle doing a wheelie through 00:27:07.119 --> 00:27:10.559 a giant skull that split in half with flames. 00:27:11.130 --> 00:27:13.609 jumping out the back of it all and it says uh 00:27:13.609 --> 00:27:21.210 i love my son no oh it's basically like a live 00:27:21.210 --> 00:27:25.230 fast die young kind of tattoo the hell yeah that 00:27:25.230 --> 00:27:28.809 is awesome that's pretty amazing he's an old 00:27:28.809 --> 00:27:32.390 biker yeah i get it my ex uh father -in -law 00:27:32.390 --> 00:27:35.329 meredith's dad had didn't have any tattoos but 00:27:35.329 --> 00:27:38.710 had like an enamel tooth put in at one point 00:27:38.710 --> 00:27:43.859 and had it custom done with the uh cyanide pill 00:27:43.859 --> 00:27:48.160 no maybe john's john's weird uh no he had uh 00:27:48.160 --> 00:27:51.240 the um rolling stone lips put on there so it's 00:27:51.240 --> 00:27:53.140 super tiny but like he'd like open his mouth 00:27:53.140 --> 00:27:54.140 like if you look to the back of his mouth you 00:27:54.140 --> 00:27:58.160 can see that that's so weird and specific yeah 00:27:58.160 --> 00:28:01.660 all right okay Where do you guys put this movie 00:28:01.660 --> 00:28:04.940 in the like comedy bracket of Nick Cage movies? 00:28:05.119 --> 00:28:08.559 Not in like comedies broad. In terms of Nick 00:28:08.559 --> 00:28:10.259 Cage movies, it's up there because there aren't 00:28:10.259 --> 00:28:12.119 a lot of great comedies in his bracket. Yeah, 00:28:12.200 --> 00:28:14.480 that's very true. It's like it's it was funnier 00:28:14.480 --> 00:28:16.599 and more fun than I thought it was going to be. 00:28:16.660 --> 00:28:18.259 Certainly. That was kind of one of my one of 00:28:18.259 --> 00:28:19.619 my thoughts going through this was like, hey, 00:28:19.660 --> 00:28:23.339 I know you had the unenviable task early on of 00:28:23.339 --> 00:28:27.220 trying to. gather and assemble the original cast 00:28:27.220 --> 00:28:30.039 of your brackets and you had to make some just 00:28:30.039 --> 00:28:34.539 split decisions uh based on reading uh watching 00:28:34.539 --> 00:28:37.839 trailers and reading a handful of reviews yep 00:28:37.839 --> 00:28:41.180 it was a fever dream so uh my question to you 00:28:41.180 --> 00:28:44.160 then mr peter producer would be of the other 00:28:44.160 --> 00:28:47.380 comedy elements in or the other movies in the 00:28:47.380 --> 00:28:49.759 comedy half of the bracket what would have you 00:28:49.759 --> 00:28:52.400 thrown out knowing what you know now well it's 00:28:52.400 --> 00:28:54.720 kind of funny because like i think honestly what 00:28:54.720 --> 00:28:57.940 would have gotten punted is a 16 seed which was 00:28:57.940 --> 00:29:00.339 army of one i was just thinking about that i 00:29:00.339 --> 00:29:02.160 think that's the one that would have been 86 00:29:02.160 --> 00:29:05.019 for it because this one was really low rated 00:29:05.019 --> 00:29:07.319 so good is the only reason amos and andrew didn't 00:29:07.319 --> 00:29:09.140 make it in and the preview trailer for it is 00:29:09.140 --> 00:29:12.259 not that good fair so like all the different 00:29:12.259 --> 00:29:14.420 bits and pieces of it it's like watching the 00:29:14.420 --> 00:29:15.819 trailer for army of one i was like we have to 00:29:15.819 --> 00:29:18.180 put this in that voice is fucking insane yes 00:29:18.180 --> 00:29:23.099 you know exactly america makes the best chicken 00:29:23.099 --> 00:29:25.819 wings so so like at that point it's like that's 00:29:25.819 --> 00:29:27.200 the one that would have gotten punted and then 00:29:27.200 --> 00:29:29.059 i don't think there's any chance amos and andrew 00:29:29.059 --> 00:29:30.680 would have made it as far as army of one would 00:29:30.680 --> 00:29:33.049 have gone very true So I think that it's still 00:29:33.049 --> 00:29:37.430 like I stand by it. I mean, like it could happen 00:29:37.430 --> 00:29:39.150 to you probably is one that I would I would hot 00:29:39.150 --> 00:29:41.690 swap this for that without blinking an eye. I 00:29:41.690 --> 00:29:43.829 would have kept it. I would lose family man personally. 00:29:44.150 --> 00:29:46.569 Yeah, I can see that. That movie's not funny 00:29:46.569 --> 00:29:48.910 at all. I mean, the best part of that movie is 00:29:48.910 --> 00:29:50.710 just Jeremy Piven. I was going to say Piven is 00:29:50.710 --> 00:29:52.210 the best part, which I never would say about 00:29:52.210 --> 00:29:54.630 anything ever. Yeah, this is the one time that 00:29:54.630 --> 00:29:56.490 sentence will be uttered. Or Trapped in Paradise. 00:29:56.910 --> 00:29:59.089 Nope, I stand by that fucking movie. That movie 00:29:59.089 --> 00:30:01.569 is god awful. It's so fucking stupid and it's 00:30:01.569 --> 00:30:04.650 pretty funny. I need to rewatch that again. I 00:30:04.650 --> 00:30:06.630 was literally just talking about that at a bar 00:30:06.630 --> 00:30:08.470 with somebody who randomly was like, did you 00:30:08.470 --> 00:30:11.630 ever see that one Nick Cage movie with John Lovitz? 00:30:11.710 --> 00:30:16.789 And I was like, yes. Of course I have. Yeah. 00:30:17.640 --> 00:30:19.319 I mean, yeah, I'm looking at other stuff. I'm 00:30:19.319 --> 00:30:21.140 like, I just did not enjoy Matchstick Men, which 00:30:21.140 --> 00:30:22.500 I should have because I liked everything else. 00:30:22.539 --> 00:30:25.200 Like, I love the cast. I liked the director. 00:30:25.440 --> 00:30:27.799 I just didn't like the movie. It was too predictable 00:30:27.799 --> 00:30:29.519 for something that was supposed to have a twist 00:30:29.519 --> 00:30:32.799 to be like, oh, yeah, the girl's totally playing 00:30:32.799 --> 00:30:35.240 him. She's conning the con artist. And it's like, 00:30:35.259 --> 00:30:37.259 I saw that coming halfway through the movie. 00:30:37.279 --> 00:30:39.539 And it's like, I don't have fond memories of 00:30:39.539 --> 00:30:41.380 High Noon in Vegas, but I'm glad I was on there. 00:30:42.000 --> 00:30:45.539 i mean roy bacon maybe yeah it's got the skydiving 00:30:45.539 --> 00:30:48.460 elvises thing i will say about honeymoon in vegas 00:30:48.460 --> 00:30:51.720 is when i went to that nicholas cage themed drag 00:30:51.720 --> 00:30:54.420 show somebody did a honeymoon in vegas act as 00:30:54.420 --> 00:30:56.920 a flying elvis which is fantastic yeah did they 00:30:56.920 --> 00:31:00.720 parachute into the drag show no coward for real 00:31:00.720 --> 00:31:02.579 i mean there was a roof it was a small place 00:31:02.579 --> 00:31:05.700 hopefully there was some coward Hopefully there's 00:31:05.700 --> 00:31:08.240 at least some silk involved. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, 00:31:08.279 --> 00:31:10.440 there was that. You understand art. Yeah, there 00:31:10.440 --> 00:31:12.660 was that. But yeah, there were no like aerial 00:31:12.660 --> 00:31:16.259 acrobatics. Were there aerial acrobatics? Yeah! 00:31:20.740 --> 00:31:23.619 Oh, nipples, dude. Nipples fucking rock. We maybe 00:31:23.619 --> 00:31:25.160 have been doing this too long. I don't know. 00:31:26.420 --> 00:31:28.039 How many more movies we got left before we never 00:31:28.039 --> 00:31:29.799 have to talk to each other again? Still like 00:31:29.799 --> 00:31:33.579 20. Well, and the man keeps making movies. Yeah. 00:31:33.759 --> 00:31:36.880 I'm still waiting for one of his shows to come 00:31:36.880 --> 00:31:38.799 out so we can like talk about those for a few 00:31:38.799 --> 00:31:41.019 weeks. You can serialize it. Yeah, shows will 00:31:41.019 --> 00:31:43.599 be great. I really can't wait for Carpenter's 00:31:43.599 --> 00:31:46.059 Son 2. Oh my. The Jesus horror movie. Oh, people 00:31:46.059 --> 00:31:48.759 are really mad about it already. Oh, yes. Have 00:31:48.759 --> 00:31:50.640 you been reading, like, the reviews on trailers? 00:31:50.880 --> 00:31:53.019 I have not. They're just people just being, like, 00:31:53.039 --> 00:31:56.759 real angry. Like, just, like, fucking Bible beaters 00:31:56.759 --> 00:31:58.880 and Jesus freaks just freaking out. Like, did 00:31:58.880 --> 00:32:01.299 we really need a horror movie about Jesus? We 00:32:01.299 --> 00:32:03.240 got one about Winnie the Pooh, so fucking suck 00:32:03.240 --> 00:32:05.480 it up. Also, Jesus has been in the public domain 00:32:05.480 --> 00:32:08.640 for so much longer. Jesus is part of the public 00:32:08.640 --> 00:32:12.940 domain. So, yeah, he plays... ostensibly a jesus 00:32:12.940 --> 00:32:15.660 dad character he's the carpenter's dad you know 00:32:15.660 --> 00:32:17.920 and the carpenter's son of the movie but it's 00:32:17.920 --> 00:32:21.099 also like some weird horror shit biblical kind 00:32:21.099 --> 00:32:24.099 of crap so who knows it's probably gonna be dog 00:32:24.099 --> 00:32:27.900 shit but oh man fuck yeah we'll go see that absolutely 00:32:27.900 --> 00:32:30.759 no if it's at least as good as long legs i'll 00:32:30.759 --> 00:32:33.420 be happy yeah there you go so so yeah i just 00:32:33.420 --> 00:32:36.559 pulled up the uh carpenter's son trailer uh first 00:32:36.559 --> 00:32:38.240 one they're not even trying to hide it anymore 00:32:38.240 --> 00:32:42.279 everything out beyond that Bible verses. What 00:32:42.279 --> 00:32:43.700 are they not even trying to hide? Don't make 00:32:43.700 --> 00:32:45.259 me do the work of looking up what you're going 00:32:45.259 --> 00:32:47.519 to say in the Bible. Father, forgive them for 00:32:47.519 --> 00:32:54.680 what they know not what they do. Ugh. Yeah, just 00:32:54.680 --> 00:32:57.299 a lot of that. Although I like the last temptation 00:32:57.299 --> 00:33:02.920 of Cage. Nicolas Cage in Jesus Christ was not 00:33:02.920 --> 00:33:07.140 on my bingo card for 2025. That one's good. I 00:33:07.140 --> 00:33:09.220 think he's the dad. I don't think he's Jesus. 00:33:09.519 --> 00:33:12.180 I think he's a little old to be the son in The 00:33:12.180 --> 00:33:14.799 Carpenter's Son. He's got range. Wait, wait, 00:33:14.839 --> 00:33:17.619 if he's the dad, that... But not the father. 00:33:18.680 --> 00:33:25.960 Oh, fucking... Oh, people and their religion 00:33:25.960 --> 00:33:28.559 are crazy. We are truly living in a godless world. 00:33:28.640 --> 00:33:30.220 Just speed running the end times with this one. 00:33:30.460 --> 00:33:33.019 Okay. Who are your favorite? Who's your favorite 00:33:33.019 --> 00:33:36.380 character from this movie? Freeman, you can start. 00:33:39.480 --> 00:33:41.920 Maybe it's an outside angle. I'm going to go 00:33:41.920 --> 00:33:46.339 with Stacy. It's a delivery girl. Okay. I appreciate 00:33:46.339 --> 00:33:49.160 that. She shot down Nick Cage. Yeah. She played 00:33:49.160 --> 00:33:51.940 very curious. She really leaned in like like 00:33:51.940 --> 00:33:54.640 she was interested in him. But then she's like, 00:33:54.700 --> 00:33:56.759 no, you're old and you're a creeper. And I'm 00:33:56.759 --> 00:34:00.980 getting off this island. Nice. Good pick. I really 00:34:00.980 --> 00:34:05.599 liked Phil Gilman, not as a human being, but 00:34:05.599 --> 00:34:08.280 as a heel throughout the movie. Pretty good. 00:34:08.400 --> 00:34:11.639 He is always got playing the angle. Yeah. And 00:34:11.639 --> 00:34:16.039 he's just so dislikable. The fact that he was 00:34:16.039 --> 00:34:21.469 willing to like. let amos kill his current wife 00:34:21.469 --> 00:34:26.170 over like rather than give up the like mercedes 00:34:26.170 --> 00:34:29.550 that he was given by his second wife this is 00:34:29.550 --> 00:34:34.789 so good i like the dog rommel yeah yeah uh also 00:34:34.789 --> 00:34:40.530 you're a big rommel fan too i liked i liked the 00:34:40.530 --> 00:34:45.989 the press guy Oh, the weird eyebrows guy? No, 00:34:46.050 --> 00:34:49.150 it was Andrew. His last name was Lake. Waldo 00:34:49.150 --> 00:34:53.070 Lake. I liked him. He was a pretty good character, 00:34:53.170 --> 00:34:55.969 you're right. When the cop's like, I need to 00:34:55.969 --> 00:34:57.530 confiscate that tape. He's like, I have a First 00:34:57.530 --> 00:34:59.170 Amendment right. And Chief Police just goes, 00:34:59.269 --> 00:35:01.829 fuck the First Amendment. I'm like, oh, that's 00:35:01.829 --> 00:35:05.349 real. Oh, this actually had a... Sorry, I know 00:35:05.349 --> 00:35:08.050 you're about to say yours. This had a joke that 00:35:08.050 --> 00:35:13.630 I had to look up when... Amos first goes with 00:35:13.630 --> 00:35:17.309 the... We're Amos and Andrew. Oh, the Amos and 00:35:17.309 --> 00:35:20.269 Andy thing? Yeah. Oh, you didn't know that? No. 00:35:20.329 --> 00:35:23.289 You think I listen to a lot of 1920s radio plays? 00:35:24.710 --> 00:35:26.510 There's history. I don't know, man. Like, I know 00:35:26.510 --> 00:35:28.429 about it. I don't know. Well, I think that's 00:35:28.429 --> 00:35:29.250 the setup of the whole... I mean, I might have 00:35:29.250 --> 00:35:31.110 known about it. This whole movie. The whole reason 00:35:31.110 --> 00:35:33.389 it's called that. Yeah. It's a lean... Like, 00:35:33.389 --> 00:35:36.090 all of this is just like an over -the -top, like... 00:35:36.639 --> 00:35:38.820 we're just going to make an example. I feel of, 00:35:38.860 --> 00:35:41.619 of like racist themes, right? Like it's just, 00:35:41.659 --> 00:35:43.860 we're going to lay in layer over and over. Hence 00:35:43.860 --> 00:35:46.900 the dog Rommel. Right. And if anyone doesn't 00:35:46.900 --> 00:35:50.239 know, so Amos and Andy was a radio play for quite 00:35:50.239 --> 00:35:54.179 a while. That was incredibly, incredibly popular. 00:35:54.659 --> 00:35:57.679 But it was just like minstrel, blackface -y kind 00:35:57.679 --> 00:35:59.639 of whatever. Which they were on the radio. They 00:35:59.639 --> 00:36:01.099 didn't have to do the blackface, but they did. 00:36:01.179 --> 00:36:03.119 They sure definitely did. Yeah, but it was... 00:36:03.119 --> 00:36:05.019 You can hear it. Got them into character. Written 00:36:05.019 --> 00:36:07.099 and voiced by two white guys. Two white guys. 00:36:07.099 --> 00:36:10.949 Of course. So, yeah. Yeah, so... At some point, 00:36:11.010 --> 00:36:12.989 you know, Nick Cage is like, oh, it's us. It's, 00:36:13.010 --> 00:36:14.789 you know, we're Amos and Andrew. And he's like, 00:36:14.889 --> 00:36:17.929 oh, no, you do not get to say that. I'm not even 00:36:17.929 --> 00:36:19.909 going to educate you on the history of that one. 00:36:20.070 --> 00:36:22.510 I will say like. So, yeah, going to like, you 00:36:22.510 --> 00:36:25.269 know, this is just like, you know, the absurdity 00:36:25.269 --> 00:36:28.840 of like all racism. So when the. church group 00:36:28.840 --> 00:36:32.440 shows up when brunch shows up and like he instigates 00:36:32.440 --> 00:36:38.000 a riot at the house and which leads to the house 00:36:38.000 --> 00:36:40.239 being burned down and then he books it real quick 00:36:40.239 --> 00:36:43.579 yeah oh we set this man's house on fire we gots 00:36:43.579 --> 00:36:46.920 to go like yeah well my favorite character was 00:36:46.920 --> 00:36:49.199 dabney coleman as the chief i think that is such 00:36:49.199 --> 00:36:52.059 a well done comedic role for somebody playing 00:36:52.059 --> 00:36:54.219 it straight but you know just always obsessed 00:36:54.219 --> 00:36:56.659 with his like polling numbers and everything 00:36:56.659 --> 00:37:00.179 and just like him getting more mummified as he 00:37:00.179 --> 00:37:02.679 gets more and more hurt the entire time well 00:37:02.679 --> 00:37:05.179 and he just keeps like at any point he doesn't 00:37:05.179 --> 00:37:07.599 win no at any point he could have just just makes 00:37:07.599 --> 00:37:10.519 it worse gone too far yeah and just yeah makes 00:37:10.519 --> 00:37:12.420 it worse oh i know why they got off the island 00:37:12.420 --> 00:37:16.079 because according to because uh fucking what 00:37:16.079 --> 00:37:19.940 was dilbert dabney fucking blackface cop donnie 00:37:19.940 --> 00:37:23.460 donnie uh Donnie Donaldson. Donnie Donaldson. 00:37:23.460 --> 00:37:25.260 Cause they find it. Cause Donnie breaks back 00:37:25.260 --> 00:37:27.920 into the house. Cause they think that Amos is 00:37:27.920 --> 00:37:30.460 still in there. And then the SWAT comes in and 00:37:30.460 --> 00:37:33.219 he gets flash banged. And then they pull him 00:37:33.219 --> 00:37:34.699 out and be like, we got Amos. We got Amos in 00:37:34.699 --> 00:37:36.239 front of the press. And then they realize it's 00:37:36.239 --> 00:37:38.079 Donnie. So they take Donnie in and they're like, 00:37:38.159 --> 00:37:40.639 we caught him. Yeah. But then they still bring 00:37:40.639 --> 00:37:42.579 the bloodhounds to look for the hostages that 00:37:42.579 --> 00:37:45.340 they couldn't find. So they're searching. They, 00:37:45.420 --> 00:37:47.739 but they want, they don't want the press to know 00:37:47.739 --> 00:37:51.840 that. Yeah. All right. Fair enough. Oh, and one 00:37:51.840 --> 00:37:54.300 extra bit from the second playthrough, because 00:37:54.300 --> 00:37:56.159 I didn't let it run to the end of the credits 00:37:56.159 --> 00:37:58.460 on the first playthrough. There is an extra scene 00:37:58.460 --> 00:38:00.539 at the end of the dogs running through a field 00:38:00.539 --> 00:38:02.760 with Rommel. We forgot the most important thing 00:38:02.760 --> 00:38:05.159 about this movie. The Sir Mix -a -Lot song. Yes! 00:38:05.420 --> 00:38:09.159 I miss when movies had raps. Yeah, when you have 00:38:09.159 --> 00:38:11.639 just a wrap -up song at the end that kind of 00:38:11.639 --> 00:38:14.039 tells you everything. And as a kid that grew 00:38:14.039 --> 00:38:16.480 up in the Seattle area, as soon as I hear Mix's 00:38:16.480 --> 00:38:19.340 voice, I turn to Elizabeth and I go... That's 00:38:19.340 --> 00:38:22.699 fucking Sir Mix -a -Lot! And I'm like, why? Just 00:38:22.699 --> 00:38:26.159 fucking why? There is absolutely no reason for 00:38:26.159 --> 00:38:27.920 Sir Mix -a -Lot to be there. What was the last 00:38:27.920 --> 00:38:31.239 line of the song? I just, I can't remember. It 00:38:31.239 --> 00:38:35.280 was the N -word. Sir Mix -a -Lot's famous first 00:38:35.280 --> 00:38:43.860 N -word. There was a guy who had Sir Mix -a -Lot's 00:38:43.860 --> 00:38:46.219 previous phone number. This was just like maybe 00:38:46.219 --> 00:38:49.780 eight years ago. And he would constantly be getting 00:38:49.780 --> 00:38:51.900 text messages and stuff from people trying to 00:38:51.900 --> 00:38:56.199 get a hold of Sir Mix. I don't know. I don't 00:38:56.199 --> 00:39:00.079 know what I should call him. Mr. Mr. Mr. Lock. 00:39:00.400 --> 00:39:05.940 Mr. Mr. A lot. Mr. Sir Mix. A lot. And he would 00:39:05.940 --> 00:39:08.619 have to like keep telling me like this is not 00:39:08.619 --> 00:39:10.699 his phone number anymore until eventually Sir 00:39:10.699 --> 00:39:13.280 Mix a lot actually was like, hey, I hear you 00:39:13.280 --> 00:39:16.780 keep getting my messages. Amazing. Did he make 00:39:16.780 --> 00:39:18.900 a voicemail that was like, yay, it's Sir Mix 00:39:18.900 --> 00:39:21.860 -a -Lot. You got the wrong fucking number. He 00:39:21.860 --> 00:39:24.579 raps it. He's like, hey, if you're looking for 00:39:24.579 --> 00:39:28.139 Sir Mix -a -Lot, I'm not going to go any further 00:39:28.139 --> 00:39:30.880 with that because that borders on racist again. 00:39:31.000 --> 00:39:32.719 If you think it's the number, it is not. Oh! 00:39:34.699 --> 00:39:38.610 Thank you. Thank you. Cut it. We're done. this 00:39:38.610 --> 00:39:41.349 podcast is over i was surprised to learn that 00:39:41.349 --> 00:39:44.050 mix was straight uh straight edge like oh yeah 00:39:44.050 --> 00:39:47.690 like like just completely no booze no drugs he 00:39:47.690 --> 00:39:49.630 seems like he'd be pouring cognac all over i 00:39:49.630 --> 00:39:51.969 ended up backstage at one of his i guess you 00:39:51.969 --> 00:39:54.920 don't have to drink the cognac a bunch of guys 00:39:54.920 --> 00:39:56.719 were like, let's, let's light a joint and pass 00:39:56.719 --> 00:39:58.380 it around. And I'm standing with them. And all 00:39:58.380 --> 00:40:00.599 of a sudden Mick smells it. And he's like, all 00:40:00.599 --> 00:40:02.980 y 'all tossed out. And we all got tossed out 00:40:02.980 --> 00:40:05.179 of the, uh, the green room. Cause I was standing 00:40:05.179 --> 00:40:07.840 by the idiot smoking the joint. And, uh, why 00:40:07.840 --> 00:40:09.840 is it called the green room? I know. I was like, 00:40:09.840 --> 00:40:11.920 I was like, don't be a bummer, man. When I saw 00:40:11.920 --> 00:40:15.599 Sir Mix a lot, they had a hype man just throwing 00:40:15.599 --> 00:40:19.280 Dick's burgers out. That's over the crowd. So. 00:40:19.880 --> 00:40:22.420 Yeah. So like, you're just in the crowd eating 00:40:22.420 --> 00:40:25.780 a. Dick's Burger watching Sir Mix -a -Lot. Most 00:40:25.780 --> 00:40:28.380 Seattle thing I've done in a long time. I wish 00:40:28.380 --> 00:40:31.820 I had a Sir Mix -a -Lot story. Yeah. Final thoughts. 00:40:31.920 --> 00:40:37.579 Freeman. Fenton Reverend Brunch. Try that one 00:40:37.579 --> 00:40:42.019 again. Reverend Fenton Brunch. Brunchin' Frontin' 00:40:42.019 --> 00:40:47.150 Brunch. Take two. Big balls! My final take. Don't 00:40:47.150 --> 00:40:49.829 drink buzz balls, kids. Yeah, we're going to 00:40:49.829 --> 00:40:52.329 lose. I'm going to lose us the sponsorship we 00:40:52.329 --> 00:40:55.369 don't have. Yeah, right. No way. Peter will cut 00:40:55.369 --> 00:40:58.869 that drink. We're talking about robo trip in 00:40:58.869 --> 00:41:00.909 last episode. Yeah, we're looking for big ball 00:41:00.909 --> 00:41:04.829 money. Sea monkeys. I want my family more like 00:41:04.829 --> 00:41:08.710 a sea monkey family. Yeah. Nick, Sean, final 00:41:08.710 --> 00:41:12.369 thoughts. I think this movie is a real treat. 00:41:12.469 --> 00:41:15.630 I think people should watch it. Unless you have 00:41:15.630 --> 00:41:19.769 problems with racism. Well, no, I mean, like 00:41:19.769 --> 00:41:22.690 everybody should have problems with racism. If 00:41:22.690 --> 00:41:25.269 you have problems with people being portrayed 00:41:25.269 --> 00:41:28.809 as racist, then you might have an issue with 00:41:28.809 --> 00:41:31.969 this. Yeah, that's fair. If you're like those 00:41:31.969 --> 00:41:34.070 nice white people can't be racist. They said 00:41:34.070 --> 00:41:36.130 so at the beginning. And I trust white people. 00:41:36.210 --> 00:41:38.429 Yeah, I will say might be part of the problem. 00:41:38.489 --> 00:41:41.230 I will say through the lens of time and media 00:41:41.230 --> 00:41:43.489 literacy. there are aspects of this that probably 00:41:43.489 --> 00:41:45.670 don't hold up great but i don't think it's atrocious 00:41:45.670 --> 00:41:48.130 in any way yeah i agree with that yeah i think 00:41:48.130 --> 00:41:49.889 all in all this was kind of a surprise movie 00:41:49.889 --> 00:41:52.289 for me where it's sort of like oh this was better 00:41:52.289 --> 00:41:54.469 than i thought and i even had you as a heads 00:41:54.469 --> 00:41:57.710 up being like it's not that bad and it was better 00:41:57.710 --> 00:41:59.110 than you thought better than i thought i had 00:41:59.110 --> 00:42:02.730 a good time um but yeah so next next episode 00:42:02.730 --> 00:42:08.699 we've got 1993's deadfall which is uh starring 00:42:08.699 --> 00:42:11.440 Michael Biehn, your favorite. And he marks it 00:42:11.440 --> 00:42:14.300 as one of his worst movies ever. Awesome. I love 00:42:14.300 --> 00:42:17.500 Michael Biehn. Yeah. So that's going to be something. 00:42:18.079 --> 00:42:20.079 Wait, did you want to say something on Mike? 00:42:20.320 --> 00:42:23.639 Well, my mom came through. I texted her asking 00:42:23.639 --> 00:42:26.159 what my dad's tattoo says. And it's even better 00:42:26.159 --> 00:42:28.599 than I remembered. It says death is certain. 00:42:28.699 --> 00:42:32.199 Life is not. I love your dad. Dude, my dad's 00:42:32.199 --> 00:42:35.460 pretty chill. That's pretty good. All right, 00:42:35.460 --> 00:42:36.860 well, thank you all for listening. Thanks to 00:42:36.860 --> 00:42:39.320 our Sparkle buddies, Josh, Josie, Matt, Adam, 00:42:39.360 --> 00:42:41.599 Bill, and Stuart. And to our Cage Dancers, Ira, 00:42:41.719 --> 00:42:46.780 John, Freeman, Nathan, and Cameron. And to Bill 00:42:46.780 --> 00:42:49.039 Panks for our intro music. And yeah, we'll see 00:42:49.039 --> 00:42:52.340 you in two weeks for Michael Biehn's least favorite 00:42:52.340 --> 00:42:57.480 movie. Deadfall. He got paid for Alien 3, so 00:42:57.480 --> 00:43:02.920 I, you know. So... Where are we putting this? 00:43:02.920 --> 00:43:04.480 I don't know. He got paid a lot to like being 00:43:04.480 --> 00:43:06.860 to die. Like, yeah. Or actually, I don't even 00:43:06.860 --> 00:43:08.260 think he was in it. I think they just used like 00:43:08.260 --> 00:43:12.119 a photo of him. But he got paid for it. That 00:43:12.119 --> 00:43:13.500 would be my favorite movie. Get paid a bunch 00:43:13.500 --> 00:43:16.139 of money to not do anything. Yeah. That sounds 00:43:16.139 --> 00:43:20.480 awesome. Let's get rich. Buzz balls. Yeah. Buzz 00:43:20.480 --> 00:43:24.300 balls. I think that's their theme song. Buzz 00:43:24.300 --> 00:43:27.860 balls. We can we can write a buzz ball. Texas. 00:43:29.179 --> 00:43:33.210 Texas. Buzz balls. Oh, we got to make some truck 00:43:33.210 --> 00:43:37.969 nuts with those. Holy fuck. Buzz nuts. That's 00:43:37.969 --> 00:43:39.869 actually pretty good. Yeah. If you want to get 00:43:39.869 --> 00:43:43.730 pulled over real fucking fast, give yourself 00:43:43.730 --> 00:43:48.769 some big buzz balls, biggies, truck nuts. One 00:43:48.769 --> 00:43:51.449 of my favorite. Just swanging and dangling. One 00:43:51.449 --> 00:43:54.210 of the best jokes I ever came up with off the 00:43:54.210 --> 00:43:56.570 cuff, and it didn't get any attention, which 00:43:56.570 --> 00:43:58.380 pissed me off. It was on. Back when I was on 00:43:58.380 --> 00:44:01.079 Facebook, a friend of mine from high school said, 00:44:01.199 --> 00:44:03.659 we just like asked, like, why is there no female 00:44:03.659 --> 00:44:05.599 equivalent of trunk nuts? And in her comments, 00:44:05.659 --> 00:44:08.960 I just wrote camel toe. And nobody laughed at 00:44:08.960 --> 00:44:12.719 it. Did you spell it T .O .W.? Yeah. Good. No 00:44:12.719 --> 00:44:16.559 one laughed. Fuck them. Well, Facebook is full 00:44:16.559 --> 00:44:18.559 of losers. That's true. This was in Facebook 00:44:18.559 --> 00:44:24.579 was cool. Fuck you, Facebook. The end. Bye. Bye. 00:44:25.679 --> 00:44:37.880 moved on to reddit bye bye i have two questions 00:44:37.880 --> 00:44:40.000 for you peter yeah first question how many buzz 00:44:40.000 --> 00:44:43.679 balls to get you a tattoo second question think 00:44:43.679 --> 00:44:45.440 about it how many buzz balls to get you a tattoo 00:44:45.440 --> 00:44:49.659 of freeman's mustache holy shit Just get a tattoo 00:44:49.659 --> 00:44:52.460 of a mustache under your mustache. That's smart. 00:44:52.679 --> 00:44:54.860 Anytime I shave it off, I still am mustached. 00:44:54.860 --> 00:44:57.179 Yeah, you're still safe. That's a good idea. 00:44:57.420 --> 00:44:59.900 I was thinking on your butt, but whatever. Buttstache? 00:44:59.900 --> 00:45:03.780 Just put it wherever. It's a fine mustache. I 00:45:03.780 --> 00:45:06.960 think I would have to have two biggies. Three 00:45:06.960 --> 00:45:10.840 full leaders? Three full leaders. Now, they wouldn't 00:45:10.840 --> 00:45:13.079 legally be allowed to give you one. One of our 00:45:13.079 --> 00:45:15.659 friends probably can do a tattoo. Yeah.