WEBVTT 00:00:01.380 --> 00:00:23.739 Oh god. Oh my god. Okay, alright, everything's 00:00:23.739 --> 00:00:26.280 totally cool. Yeah, you feel better now. Seems 00:00:26.280 --> 00:00:32.250 like you're okay. cheers sir oh god god in heaven 00:00:32.250 --> 00:00:34.310 that's the problem like you have to keep drinking 00:00:34.310 --> 00:00:36.810 it all the way through it's pretty awful because 00:00:36.810 --> 00:00:40.030 i can't take this back in my car with me why 00:00:40.030 --> 00:00:44.149 is that ooze colored i mean so you know it's 00:00:44.149 --> 00:00:47.350 it's berry and cherry yeah this is the honestly 00:00:47.350 --> 00:00:49.649 one of the worst things i've ever put in my mouth 00:00:49.649 --> 00:00:52.969 it's pretty bad i mean for somebody who described 00:00:52.969 --> 00:00:57.619 their like flavor palette as i like mountain 00:00:57.619 --> 00:01:01.479 dew and would like to get drunk this actually 00:01:01.479 --> 00:01:04.280 that was pretty on point that was myself as a 00:01:04.280 --> 00:01:07.640 teenager i mean come on i i didn't know things 00:01:07.640 --> 00:01:12.359 are you saying you're too good for uh boozy mountain 00:01:12.359 --> 00:01:18.439 dew buzz balls berry cherry limeade no i it's 00:01:18.439 --> 00:01:19.840 not that i'm gonna give any i couldn't think 00:01:19.840 --> 00:01:21.859 of a name of a drink that combines how to do 00:01:21.859 --> 00:01:25.840 and like liquor I think it's just Mountain Dew 00:01:25.840 --> 00:01:29.219 and vodka. I thought it was whiskey. I don't 00:01:29.219 --> 00:01:33.079 know. I don't really know. I'm not sure. It all 00:01:33.079 --> 00:01:36.840 sounds bad. You never drank soda? No, I did growing 00:01:36.840 --> 00:01:39.579 up, but I don't know. I mean, that's the thing. 00:01:39.599 --> 00:01:43.540 I was a teenager and the idea was I like drinking 00:01:43.540 --> 00:01:45.959 Mountain Dew because I was a computer idiot. 00:01:46.239 --> 00:01:50.019 And, you know. I'm very on record as being a 00:01:50.019 --> 00:01:53.079 surge guy myself. Yeah. Those commercials spoke 00:01:53.079 --> 00:01:56.359 to me. In fact, one of the first college gatherings 00:01:56.359 --> 00:02:01.079 I ever went to, um, I, I remember we had pizza 00:02:01.079 --> 00:02:03.719 and beer and then I'm all like, Oh, this is awesome. 00:02:03.799 --> 00:02:05.840 And then I went for the pizza and I'm like, why 00:02:05.840 --> 00:02:10.300 would you ruin this with beer? I just want some 00:02:10.300 --> 00:02:16.300 mountain too. Oh dear. I mean, it's been all 00:02:16.300 --> 00:02:19.539 downhill since then. Then you like recycle those 00:02:19.539 --> 00:02:22.180 bottles, get that money back. Oh yeah. Gotta 00:02:22.180 --> 00:02:24.759 be in the right state for that. But yeah. Does 00:02:24.759 --> 00:02:29.800 Washington not do that? No, no, no. We just do 00:02:29.800 --> 00:02:33.159 the moral version. They shame you if you don't 00:02:33.159 --> 00:02:35.699 recycle. It's true. Yeah. Well, we also don't 00:02:35.699 --> 00:02:38.020 have to pay a deposit on the cans and bottles. 00:02:38.180 --> 00:02:40.860 There's that too. But we do have to pay sales 00:02:40.860 --> 00:02:43.639 tax. Yeah. We're not having to pay a guilt fee. 00:02:45.180 --> 00:02:47.500 We just recycle because we can't. No, I mean, 00:02:47.500 --> 00:02:50.479 there is. I mean, there's the sugar tax. Sugar 00:02:50.479 --> 00:02:52.939 tax. Well, that's sugar tax. That's a fat tax. 00:02:53.800 --> 00:02:56.300 That's because our fucking kids are all fat asses 00:02:56.300 --> 00:03:00.780 up here. Or, well, really, our state has chosen 00:03:00.780 --> 00:03:04.180 to do something about it. By taxing the poor. 00:03:04.659 --> 00:03:07.080 Yeah, basically. Yeah, they shouldn't be drinking 00:03:07.080 --> 00:03:09.780 so much fucking sugary drinks. Yeah, they should 00:03:09.780 --> 00:03:12.539 be drinking beer instead. Rich people pay the 00:03:12.539 --> 00:03:14.719 tax, too, but they can afford liposuction and 00:03:14.719 --> 00:03:21.319 Ozempic. Oh, dear. God fucking damn. Yeah, well, 00:03:21.360 --> 00:03:23.139 you just have to drink another half of that ball. 00:03:24.599 --> 00:03:27.680 This ball is mostly you because I drove and I'm 00:03:27.680 --> 00:03:34.840 responsible. Well, responsible driving. No. Oh, 00:03:34.960 --> 00:03:38.439 yes. Right. This movie starts off fucking strong. 00:03:39.120 --> 00:03:41.659 It certainly starts off. I'll give it that much. 00:03:41.759 --> 00:03:43.620 Well, before we get to that, welcome back to 00:03:43.620 --> 00:03:45.259 Cage Magical and around about way meeting Nicholas 00:03:45.259 --> 00:03:48.080 Cage. We were never going to get to a good segue, 00:03:48.219 --> 00:03:49.759 so I'm just doing it so we can get this over 00:03:49.759 --> 00:03:52.479 with. I'm your host. Oh, we had a good segue. 00:03:53.539 --> 00:03:56.460 Peter did it. It wasn't a segue. He just started 00:03:56.460 --> 00:03:59.060 talking about the movie. We were talking about 00:03:59.060 --> 00:04:01.699 bad driving and safe driving, and then the movie 00:04:01.699 --> 00:04:04.360 is part of that. That's the segue. Yeah, it starts 00:04:04.360 --> 00:04:06.620 off with driving. You're just talking about nothing 00:04:06.620 --> 00:04:09.280 now, as far as people are concerned. For now. 00:04:09.580 --> 00:04:12.759 May I say, it doesn't quite start off with driving. 00:04:13.560 --> 00:04:19.720 Shut up! And my co -host. Oh. Nix. Oh, jeez. 00:04:20.899 --> 00:04:25.819 And a producer. We're Nix. Peter, hello. Why 00:04:25.819 --> 00:04:28.819 is this happening? This is where you say your 00:04:28.819 --> 00:04:31.720 name. Oh, my name is Hornback. Yeah, welcome 00:04:31.720 --> 00:04:34.120 back, Hornback. We're glad that you were on this 00:04:34.120 --> 00:04:37.439 one because it is a real, real banger of a movie. 00:04:38.360 --> 00:04:43.000 Yeah, that's one way of putting it. I love bad 00:04:43.000 --> 00:04:47.899 movies, but this I was actually mad at having 00:04:47.899 --> 00:04:50.759 to have had watched this one. This is brought 00:04:50.759 --> 00:04:53.589 to you by the mind that gave us. detroit rock 00:04:53.589 --> 00:04:56.610 city is that all right yeah and he was the executive 00:04:56.610 --> 00:05:00.029 producer on willie's wonderland yep and the chase 00:05:00.029 --> 00:05:03.430 with charlie sheen oh yeah that's right oh he 00:05:03.430 --> 00:05:05.589 helped produce willie's wonderland so he's like 00:05:05.589 --> 00:05:09.189 one for three yeah cool you guys actually did 00:05:09.189 --> 00:05:12.379 research on this piece of crap I looked at IMDb 00:05:12.379 --> 00:05:15.180 for like 20 seconds because I was bored watching 00:05:15.180 --> 00:05:17.060 it. I was curious about it because like a movie 00:05:17.060 --> 00:05:19.439 like this is weird because clearly he's tied 00:05:19.439 --> 00:05:22.019 into the scene because it is filled with cameos, 00:05:22.079 --> 00:05:24.620 right? I mean, like there aren't that many actors 00:05:24.620 --> 00:05:28.079 in this movie total and most of them are celebrities 00:05:28.079 --> 00:05:31.980 for like a few minutes at a time. Like that's 00:05:31.980 --> 00:05:34.439 impressive. Do you think that's him being tied 00:05:34.439 --> 00:05:37.899 in or is that like the producer that egged him 00:05:37.899 --> 00:05:42.579 into or like encouraged him to? write a uh it's 00:05:42.579 --> 00:05:44.620 it's a good question i mean he must be tied in 00:05:44.620 --> 00:05:46.740 somehow it's still just too random that you would 00:05:46.740 --> 00:05:50.459 get that he was only 19 right he made what yeah 00:05:50.459 --> 00:05:54.480 oh yeah he was 19 years old and he was asked 00:05:54.480 --> 00:05:56.360 like approached by this producer he's like hey 00:05:56.360 --> 00:06:00.620 do you uh do you have a script for a teen comedy 00:06:00.620 --> 00:06:04.180 and he's like sure i sure bet i do and then he 00:06:04.180 --> 00:06:06.399 went home and wrote this over a weekend sounds 00:06:06.399 --> 00:06:10.569 right this is like a 48 hour Okay. Crank out. 00:06:10.889 --> 00:06:13.410 For those of you listening, this week we're discussing 00:06:13.410 --> 00:06:18.509 the movie Never on Tuesday by director Adam Rifkin. 00:06:18.509 --> 00:06:23.449 Yeah. I'd recommend it on Never on any day. I 00:06:23.449 --> 00:06:25.310 think I'm the only one who actually enjoyed this 00:06:25.310 --> 00:06:27.370 because it's a big piece of shit, but it's pretty 00:06:27.370 --> 00:06:30.949 fun. No, I mean, I shockingly enjoyed this film. 00:06:31.069 --> 00:06:33.430 But before we get to that, Nick, I don't care 00:06:33.430 --> 00:06:36.810 which one, what happens in this film? Okay, so... 00:06:37.480 --> 00:06:40.759 uh it's it's a movie starring two morons and 00:06:40.759 --> 00:06:45.139 um they are who are those morons uh matt and 00:06:45.139 --> 00:06:47.620 eddie i i believe are their names correct i mean 00:06:47.620 --> 00:06:51.360 what are the actors names i don't know i i don't 00:06:51.360 --> 00:06:54.180 care andy lauer plays matt and peterberg plays 00:06:54.180 --> 00:06:56.639 eddie not that it matters they are yeah i don't 00:06:56.639 --> 00:07:00.660 know who these people are um okay so it kind 00:07:00.660 --> 00:07:05.259 of opens with um something that i've in in my 00:07:05.259 --> 00:07:08.689 late teenage years found myself thinking which 00:07:08.689 --> 00:07:13.110 is like i'm not getting laid therefore it's not 00:07:13.110 --> 00:07:16.350 me that's the problem it's where i am and so 00:07:16.350 --> 00:07:18.509 they're like well we should just go to where 00:07:18.509 --> 00:07:21.649 the hot chicks are so they're watching this um 00:07:21.649 --> 00:07:26.100 homemade creep shot thing on a beach somewhere 00:07:26.100 --> 00:07:28.480 in california and then they get it in their head 00:07:28.480 --> 00:07:32.560 that oh we're not losers we're just in the wrong 00:07:32.560 --> 00:07:36.139 place so we got to go to la where there are many 00:07:36.139 --> 00:07:38.879 hot chicks and we'll have all of them all of 00:07:38.879 --> 00:07:41.180 the time so much tail so much tail i like how 00:07:41.180 --> 00:07:44.240 your solution to that was to go to seattle i 00:07:44.240 --> 00:07:47.180 mean yours was to go to portland I thought going 00:07:47.180 --> 00:07:50.000 to the big city would help. I didn't go to Portland 00:07:50.000 --> 00:07:51.300 because I didn't come to Portland for chicks. 00:07:51.379 --> 00:07:53.000 I came to Portland to get away from you guys. 00:07:53.180 --> 00:07:57.779 There you go. So anyways, they're like, let's 00:07:57.779 --> 00:08:01.160 go to L .A. because we don't have jobs or something. 00:08:01.319 --> 00:08:05.560 And then they start driving out that way. Home 00:08:05.560 --> 00:08:08.620 dude is like totally obsessed with his hair. 00:08:08.819 --> 00:08:11.180 And then it's just two bros jerking each other 00:08:11.180 --> 00:08:16.699 off in a car. Yeah, basically. And then. uh they 00:08:16.699 --> 00:08:20.120 they start like getting all distracted uh driving 00:08:20.120 --> 00:08:24.500 yeah you do driving all over the road crash into 00:08:24.500 --> 00:08:28.959 some like poor uh lady who we find out is the 00:08:28.959 --> 00:08:33.100 um uh the titular tuesday yeah titular tuesday 00:08:33.100 --> 00:08:35.720 which by the way may i just say tuesday is not 00:08:35.720 --> 00:08:37.919 the name of a person it's not a person's name 00:08:37.919 --> 00:08:41.200 no it's not a person's name why i am so mad that 00:08:41.200 --> 00:08:43.820 they would do this like wednesday okay we've 00:08:43.820 --> 00:08:47.039 got wednesday that's fine i accept that gal friday 00:08:47.039 --> 00:08:51.169 that's a name i've heard sure They only did this 00:08:51.169 --> 00:08:53.570 so they could say never on Tuesday is the title. 00:08:53.950 --> 00:08:56.750 But like, it's not the name of a freaking person. 00:08:56.909 --> 00:08:59.190 And this is definitely a thing where they had 00:08:59.190 --> 00:09:01.289 like someone had copyrighted a title name and 00:09:01.289 --> 00:09:03.389 they needed a movie to go with it. It definitely 00:09:03.389 --> 00:09:06.429 smacks of that. It's a weird choice just in general. 00:09:06.629 --> 00:09:11.470 Yeah. So anyway, they hit this poor lady. They 00:09:11.470 --> 00:09:13.889 think they killed her, but it turns out they 00:09:13.889 --> 00:09:17.389 don't. I mean. They meet up as they're trying 00:09:17.389 --> 00:09:22.009 to do insurance stuff and they find out she is 00:09:22.009 --> 00:09:26.379 a lesbian. But she's a really hot lesbian. So, 00:09:26.419 --> 00:09:28.580 you know, we don't even have to go all the way 00:09:28.580 --> 00:09:31.399 to L .A. We've got like this hot chick right 00:09:31.399 --> 00:09:34.940 here. So therefore, you know, we should just 00:09:34.940 --> 00:09:38.139 put the moves on and we'll definitely get ultra 00:09:38.139 --> 00:09:40.519 laid. Right. Because she just hasn't had that 00:09:40.519 --> 00:09:44.080 good dick. Yeah. Yeah. And obviously these guys 00:09:44.080 --> 00:09:47.460 are the ones to do it. No one else but but them. 00:09:48.600 --> 00:09:54.009 So. But Eddie's got great hair. So their cars 00:09:54.009 --> 00:09:57.409 are both pretty fucked in this accident that 00:09:57.409 --> 00:10:00.690 they totally caused by being morons. So they're 00:10:00.690 --> 00:10:03.490 stranded in the middle of the desert. They make 00:10:03.490 --> 00:10:07.529 absolutely zero effort to, you know, survive. 00:10:08.429 --> 00:10:14.330 And weird encounters happen. They're really weird 00:10:14.330 --> 00:10:18.289 encounters. The entirety of this movie. Yeah. 00:10:18.289 --> 00:10:24.019 Yeah. So. But, you know, eventually they realize 00:10:24.019 --> 00:10:28.039 they're not going to turn her straight. And also 00:10:28.039 --> 00:10:33.820 she befriends them and they bad things almost 00:10:33.820 --> 00:10:36.720 happen to everyone. It really seems like. But 00:10:36.720 --> 00:10:41.960 eventually they get on a tow truck and. That's 00:10:41.960 --> 00:10:44.320 the end of the movie. Literally nothing happens 00:10:44.320 --> 00:10:46.980 in this total piece of crap. If they were the 00:10:46.980 --> 00:10:49.720 nineties, early nineties, and I just like was 00:10:49.720 --> 00:10:52.679 flipping channels and I caught this movie somewhere 00:10:52.679 --> 00:10:55.779 in the middle, I would have assumed like the 00:10:55.779 --> 00:10:59.340 channels that like had soft core porn that occasionally 00:10:59.340 --> 00:11:02.039 like for two days became available, like Cinemax 00:11:02.039 --> 00:11:03.860 or something. I would have assumed that's what 00:11:03.860 --> 00:11:05.580 this was and would have watched the entire thing 00:11:05.580 --> 00:11:09.190 for like. The hope of some nipple. Yeah, which 00:11:09.190 --> 00:11:14.169 there was. Yes. We're keyed in. We know what's 00:11:14.169 --> 00:11:17.129 up. My initial reaction, my initial text to Peter 00:11:17.129 --> 00:11:19.669 when I started this film was like, oh, joy, a 00:11:19.669 --> 00:11:24.470 sex pest film quickly followed by. I'm not not 00:11:24.470 --> 00:11:27.649 unconvinced. I'm watching a porn. Yeah. Yeah. 00:11:28.429 --> 00:11:31.389 I mean, God, there's so many freaking stupid 00:11:31.389 --> 00:11:35.929 scenes in this, but I just. absolutely love how 00:11:35.929 --> 00:11:40.649 clueless these guys are and um overall it honestly 00:11:40.649 --> 00:11:44.149 hit a little close to home these these guys remind 00:11:44.149 --> 00:11:47.250 me of kind of myself and a college buddy i had 00:11:47.250 --> 00:11:52.629 trying to figure out how to get laid and um i'm 00:11:52.629 --> 00:11:55.950 assuming you identify as uh eddie and that's 00:11:55.950 --> 00:12:01.419 correct uh Good hair. Like boning all the time. 00:12:02.100 --> 00:12:05.519 You know, very even keeled and not worried about 00:12:05.519 --> 00:12:08.740 anything ever. Oh, yes. Definitely chill. Yeah. 00:12:09.100 --> 00:12:15.360 Not the clearly on the spectrum. man uh he was 00:12:15.360 --> 00:12:17.980 a delight though his fantasies by the way were 00:12:17.980 --> 00:12:20.840 the absolute best oh yeah his fantasies were 00:12:20.840 --> 00:12:23.559 the best part of this film i love that he is 00:12:23.559 --> 00:12:27.840 always being carried by her she carries him oh 00:12:27.840 --> 00:12:31.240 yeah throws him on the bed as someone who exclusively 00:12:31.240 --> 00:12:38.480 loves like tall women yeah i get it His second 00:12:38.480 --> 00:12:41.200 fantasy was my favorite. Is that the dinner party? 00:12:41.320 --> 00:12:44.600 Yes. My God. Where he just like picks up the 00:12:44.600 --> 00:12:47.080 turkey and like starts tearing into it and spitting 00:12:47.080 --> 00:12:50.820 on everybody that's there. Okay. Honestly, everything 00:12:50.820 --> 00:12:53.960 about this scene was totally amazing. He starts 00:12:53.960 --> 00:12:57.039 like insulting everyone and they're not hot chicks. 00:12:57.480 --> 00:13:00.259 And they're like totally down to be like, yeah, 00:13:00.259 --> 00:13:02.440 you know, I guess we're ugly. We're in earshot, 00:13:02.440 --> 00:13:04.299 but you know. And Eddie, you've got the ugliest 00:13:04.299 --> 00:13:08.799 wife of all. And to be fair, she is a pretty 00:13:08.799 --> 00:13:12.019 ugly lady and this but then matt is all like 00:13:12.019 --> 00:13:16.159 not like my tuesday and then and then this tuesday 00:13:16.159 --> 00:13:20.480 lady's all like yeah so we're gonna fuck on this 00:13:20.480 --> 00:13:24.159 turkey carcass and then and then like in the 00:13:24.159 --> 00:13:27.399 midst of their passion this like candle starts 00:13:27.399 --> 00:13:30.220 going flying they're literally burning down their 00:13:30.220 --> 00:13:34.960 house in this fantasy that's how hot it was Yeah, 00:13:35.019 --> 00:13:36.519 I mean, definitely. There's also a joke about 00:13:36.519 --> 00:13:45.360 stuffing here. Okay. God damn it. Gross. I had 00:13:45.360 --> 00:13:48.120 to be normal all day. I was at like a proper 00:13:48.120 --> 00:13:52.779 work function. Yeah, let it out. Well, I'm never 00:13:52.779 --> 00:13:54.740 going to want to go to Thanksgiving again, so 00:13:54.740 --> 00:13:57.740 thank you. Yeah, Matt's fantasies were definitely 00:13:57.740 --> 00:13:59.600 the better ones. Then there's the one where he's 00:13:59.600 --> 00:14:02.100 like on a bed in the middle of the desert. She's 00:14:02.100 --> 00:14:03.759 riding him and there's just like a bunch of... 00:14:03.980 --> 00:14:07.840 yeah ballerina dancing around like full like 00:14:07.840 --> 00:14:11.100 an actual like topless scene and everything for 00:14:11.100 --> 00:14:14.679 tuesday and just children dancing around them 00:14:14.679 --> 00:14:17.659 while they hump yeah yeah incredible that would 00:14:17.659 --> 00:14:19.539 that was caused by his heat stroke i'm pretty 00:14:19.539 --> 00:14:22.980 sure but yeah hot strokes out of that yeah and 00:14:22.980 --> 00:14:26.000 and meanwhile all this is well all of this is 00:14:26.000 --> 00:14:29.759 happening it's the hot desert sun um they have 00:14:29.759 --> 00:14:33.580 exactly one Looks like half gallon of water or 00:14:33.580 --> 00:14:36.679 something. It's the water from her windshield 00:14:36.679 --> 00:14:40.659 wiper. And they're all like, oh, I'm not going 00:14:40.659 --> 00:14:44.159 to drink that. They're like 75 miles away from 00:14:44.159 --> 00:14:47.000 like the nearest town. Yeah. And just kind of 00:14:47.000 --> 00:14:49.320 decide that they're going to wait for a passerby 00:14:49.320 --> 00:14:53.100 to like help them. Only to like meet the craziest 00:14:53.100 --> 00:14:55.460 people. And what a passerby you get to start. 00:14:56.519 --> 00:15:06.120 Yeah. I rewatched this scene just to like really 00:15:06.120 --> 00:15:11.019 see how long it was. And honestly, if they would 00:15:11.019 --> 00:15:13.840 have just been like, yeah, we need a ride. They 00:15:13.840 --> 00:15:16.460 would have been fine. Yeah, totally. Yeah. But 00:15:16.460 --> 00:15:18.460 that would have canceled their potential to bone. 00:15:18.740 --> 00:15:21.460 Yeah. But Eddie like sent Nick. This is Nick 00:15:21.460 --> 00:15:24.059 Cage's cameo. Eddie sends him away because he's 00:15:24.059 --> 00:15:28.360 going to bone down. Well, also, he's a. extremely 00:15:28.360 --> 00:15:31.700 crazy person yeah he's very creepy is everybody 00:15:31.700 --> 00:15:37.720 okay do you need a lift i've heard like i've 00:15:37.720 --> 00:15:40.320 heard that voice so much that didn't get me it 00:15:40.320 --> 00:15:44.860 was the fucking nose oh yeah why why why was 00:15:44.860 --> 00:15:47.159 he wearing this thing i don't know i mean so 00:15:47.159 --> 00:15:50.480 dear dear listeners he's wearing like the biggest 00:15:50.480 --> 00:15:53.779 craziest prosthetic nose it's like It's an airplane 00:15:53.779 --> 00:15:56.460 wing. It's an airplane wing hanging off of his 00:15:56.460 --> 00:15:58.879 face. He looks insane. It's like a cirrus to 00:15:58.879 --> 00:16:01.200 bourgeois situation. Yeah, it is. It is definitely. 00:16:01.200 --> 00:16:06.259 Well pronounced. Nailed it. Nailed it. I went 00:16:06.259 --> 00:16:09.259 to college. Yeah, you found every letter in that 00:16:09.259 --> 00:16:13.559 one. I mean, his performance is hilarious to 00:16:13.559 --> 00:16:15.740 me. It makes no fucking sense. I have no idea 00:16:15.740 --> 00:16:17.860 why he did this movie. I don't know why anybody 00:16:17.860 --> 00:16:21.679 did this movie. Aside from Matt Nettie, like 00:16:21.679 --> 00:16:24.879 clearly. They got to touch a boob. From my mild 00:16:24.879 --> 00:16:27.539 Google, Carrie Oles or someone related to Carrie 00:16:27.539 --> 00:16:30.899 Oles was a producer on this. Yeah, it's his brother 00:16:30.899 --> 00:16:33.059 or something like that. Yeah, he was also on 00:16:33.059 --> 00:16:37.360 the crew. Yeah. So when I was watching this, 00:16:37.399 --> 00:16:41.840 it was early in the morning before work one day. 00:16:41.879 --> 00:16:47.399 And, you know, I got it on and my partner wakes 00:16:47.399 --> 00:16:50.899 up and is like. are you watching Babylon five 00:16:50.899 --> 00:16:54.700 or something? And I'm like, which is a very reasonable 00:16:54.700 --> 00:16:57.740 thing for you to have been watching. Yeah, exactly. 00:16:58.059 --> 00:17:00.659 And now she, she ain't know anything about, she 00:17:00.659 --> 00:17:02.720 didn't even like watch what was to see what was 00:17:02.720 --> 00:17:04.960 on the TV. She just asked from the other room. 00:17:05.779 --> 00:17:09.500 Well, this was crazy to me. I had no idea about 00:17:09.500 --> 00:17:11.519 any of this. So first of all, I've never seen 00:17:11.519 --> 00:17:14.640 Babylon five. I need to, to, to be, you know, 00:17:14.640 --> 00:17:17.559 kind of a proper nerd. And I watched a fair bit 00:17:17.559 --> 00:17:21.279 of it. Apparently, Claudia, what's her face was 00:17:21.279 --> 00:17:24.660 was a major character on there. Oh, really? Claudia 00:17:24.660 --> 00:17:28.839 Christian. Yeah. Yeah. And so she knows all kinds 00:17:28.839 --> 00:17:31.720 of weird trivia, things like that. Immediately 00:17:31.720 --> 00:17:34.839 recognize this actress. And I'm all like, no, 00:17:35.000 --> 00:17:38.319 this is definitely not that. Not a chance. She's 00:17:38.319 --> 00:17:41.539 been anything other than this. So I'm really 00:17:41.539 --> 00:17:45.319 surprised about that. But also Babylon 5 is now 00:17:45.319 --> 00:17:47.140 ruined for me because all I'm going to think 00:17:47.140 --> 00:17:50.960 about is like. Some lady named Tuesday, which 00:17:50.960 --> 00:17:54.099 also somehow in this day and a half that they're 00:17:54.099 --> 00:17:57.059 stranded, she has like four different outfits 00:17:57.059 --> 00:17:59.339 that she changed. Oh, yeah. Which is she has 00:17:59.339 --> 00:18:03.660 three costumes on day one. What's going on here? 00:18:03.759 --> 00:18:08.059 Also, who drives like a 70s Volkswagen Beetle 00:18:08.059 --> 00:18:11.240 in high heels? Yeah, that just seems I don't 00:18:11.240 --> 00:18:13.619 know anything about cross country. Cross country. 00:18:13.640 --> 00:18:16.369 I got to feel like you can't really do. The pedals. 00:18:16.569 --> 00:18:18.849 I do know something about heels. And yeah, I 00:18:18.849 --> 00:18:22.410 wouldn't do it. Seems really dumb. Yeah, it's 00:18:22.410 --> 00:18:24.970 not driving shoes for sure. Now, when you're 00:18:24.970 --> 00:18:27.890 going across the desert, you wear comfortable 00:18:27.890 --> 00:18:31.130 shit. But she's not here to be a character. She's 00:18:31.130 --> 00:18:34.609 here to be the the sexy, lustful thing. They're 00:18:34.609 --> 00:18:38.359 all caricatures. Yeah. Yeah. this sort of the 00:18:38.359 --> 00:18:41.279 male gaze thing but i mean they don't know she 00:18:41.279 --> 00:18:46.819 was a female gay that's the female gaze she was 00:18:46.819 --> 00:18:49.160 for the female gaze her acting was pretty flat 00:18:49.160 --> 00:18:53.359 though yeah yeah she was terrible yeah in that 00:18:53.359 --> 00:18:55.880 regard i so when i started this movie i started 00:18:55.880 --> 00:19:00.680 this on sunday in the afternoon assuming i wouldn't 00:19:00.680 --> 00:19:03.099 have time to watch it because i before uh we 00:19:03.099 --> 00:19:06.019 recorded because work and stuff and then i'm 00:19:06.019 --> 00:19:08.680 20 minutes in assuming this is going to be a 00:19:08.680 --> 00:19:11.180 horrid sex pest movie assuming that you know 00:19:11.559 --> 00:19:13.259 They're going to fix her. And I'm like, I don't 00:19:13.259 --> 00:19:15.240 I don't want to watch this. And then when I came 00:19:15.240 --> 00:19:17.019 back to finish and said, I'm like, oh, God, let's 00:19:17.019 --> 00:19:19.279 get into it. And then you realize like, oh, no, 00:19:19.380 --> 00:19:21.480 these boys are going to learn a lesson. And like 00:19:21.480 --> 00:19:23.500 the lesson is that they want to make out with 00:19:23.500 --> 00:19:25.039 each other and jerk each other off. It's OK. 00:19:25.160 --> 00:19:28.299 Yeah, there really are two buds. Isn't like a 00:19:28.299 --> 00:19:30.839 positive conclusion to this, except for some 00:19:30.839 --> 00:19:34.329 reason she's got weird Stockholm syndrome. yeah 00:19:34.329 --> 00:19:36.890 about these two guys about them like she goes 00:19:36.890 --> 00:19:40.809 she's very swingy with the i'm a lesbian like 00:19:40.809 --> 00:19:43.210 why are you guys like trying to do this to be 00:19:43.210 --> 00:19:46.089 like oh let's just be best friends to like back 00:19:46.089 --> 00:19:48.589 and forth i don't know i mean that's just bad 00:19:48.589 --> 00:19:52.589 writing i'm my point b was that from when this 00:19:52.589 --> 00:19:56.569 movie came out and what i assumed the genre would 00:19:56.569 --> 00:19:59.589 entail i was actually quite happy to see like 00:19:59.589 --> 00:20:04.390 oh no she's they kept her a lesbian there's no 00:20:04.390 --> 00:20:08.210 ambiguity there by the end. And they learn a 00:20:08.210 --> 00:20:10.109 lesson about like between women with respect, 00:20:10.230 --> 00:20:12.670 not something I expect from an eighties film. 00:20:13.329 --> 00:20:16.089 I'll be honest. Most eighties comedies. I expect 00:20:16.089 --> 00:20:19.230 some form of rape. Yeah. And there was none of 00:20:19.230 --> 00:20:22.509 that. Yeah. It's a, it's a really weird movie. 00:20:22.569 --> 00:20:25.150 I mean, unsurprisingly hard to find a copy of 00:20:25.150 --> 00:20:27.849 it. It was a direct to VHS. Never came out on 00:20:27.849 --> 00:20:30.380 DVD. Yeah, the company that was going to put 00:20:30.380 --> 00:20:33.859 it on DVD folded beforehand, unfortunately. Really? 00:20:33.940 --> 00:20:36.059 If only we could have gotten this one for your 00:20:36.059 --> 00:20:40.079 collection. Yeah, no. I'll have to just settle 00:20:40.079 --> 00:20:43.200 for a poster, I guess. Yeah, we got to find you 00:20:43.200 --> 00:20:48.880 a VHS. And a VHS player. It can sit on my shelf 00:20:48.880 --> 00:20:51.599 next to my VHS copy of City of Angels. Oh, that's 00:20:51.599 --> 00:20:53.700 because I thought it was Zandily. No, God, I 00:20:53.700 --> 00:20:56.140 wish I had a VHS of Zandily. I have a DVD of 00:20:56.140 --> 00:20:59.819 Zandily. French import. Oh, that's what it was. 00:20:59.859 --> 00:21:03.099 Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, by the way, you made it sound 00:21:03.099 --> 00:21:05.740 like they, you know, learn a lesson toward the 00:21:05.740 --> 00:21:08.460 end. I don't think they did. Yeah, I don't think 00:21:08.460 --> 00:21:10.740 anybody grows. They were fantasizing about her 00:21:10.740 --> 00:21:13.180 to the end. They were even like both of them 00:21:13.180 --> 00:21:16.400 were like, hey, I know you're still a lesbian, 00:21:16.579 --> 00:21:19.680 but I find you hot at the end. Like that was 00:21:19.680 --> 00:21:21.940 their last conversations with her before she 00:21:21.940 --> 00:21:24.039 leaves. And she still sheds a tear and looks. 00:21:24.059 --> 00:21:28.369 I mean, she was hot. Well, yeah, but that's still 00:21:28.369 --> 00:21:31.269 coming on to somebody like your last interaction 00:21:31.269 --> 00:21:33.230 with somebody is like, I'm gonna give it one 00:21:33.230 --> 00:21:35.390 more pass. Nice boobs. I don't know. I'm just 00:21:35.390 --> 00:21:37.569 saying like, hey, you want to kiss me in front 00:21:37.569 --> 00:21:41.250 of these fucking tow truck drivers? They did 00:21:41.250 --> 00:21:43.309 not instigate that. She did that to make the 00:21:43.309 --> 00:21:45.549 tow truck to make them look bigger than they 00:21:45.549 --> 00:21:50.079 were for the other men. But why? Yeah. Yeah. 00:21:50.339 --> 00:21:53.819 To boost their egos, because dude was like talking 00:21:53.819 --> 00:21:55.720 about all his sexual conquests. She's never going 00:21:55.720 --> 00:21:58.380 to see them again. She wants to make them feel 00:21:58.380 --> 00:22:00.160 good because she actually wound up liking the 00:22:00.160 --> 00:22:02.220 idiots. Well, then she should have just boned 00:22:02.220 --> 00:22:05.640 them. Or at least a pity handjob. Yeah, I kind 00:22:05.640 --> 00:22:09.660 of agree. Pity handski. Also, I honestly thought 00:22:09.660 --> 00:22:12.059 this movie was going to end very badly because 00:22:12.059 --> 00:22:14.400 like one of the last things that happened and 00:22:14.400 --> 00:22:18.039 there's like no payoff to this whatsoever. It's 00:22:18.039 --> 00:22:21.259 like the tow truck driver taking her is all like, 00:22:21.400 --> 00:22:25.160 I'm not even a real tow truck driver. Yeah. Oh, 00:22:25.259 --> 00:22:30.079 you mean Emilio Estevez? Emilio! I'm just filling 00:22:30.079 --> 00:22:33.960 in for my friend. Yeah. And I'm like, I honestly 00:22:33.960 --> 00:22:35.740 thought that was going to be a plot point, but 00:22:35.740 --> 00:22:39.240 no credits. Yeah. What do you guys think of the 00:22:39.240 --> 00:22:43.230 music in this movie? So I rewatched it today 00:22:43.230 --> 00:22:46.049 after work and I was struck by the fact that 00:22:46.049 --> 00:22:49.210 there is no music leading into the film. Oh, 00:22:49.289 --> 00:22:51.670 yeah. You get like a couple seconds of like kind 00:22:51.670 --> 00:22:55.990 of a like background noise sort of thing with 00:22:55.990 --> 00:22:59.410 like just like as they're loading up the eight 00:22:59.410 --> 00:23:03.009 millimeter film of Beach Party 83 that they were 00:23:03.009 --> 00:23:06.910 watching. And then it's just voiceover of them 00:23:06.910 --> 00:23:10.779 talking about like California girls. And you 00:23:10.779 --> 00:23:13.539 don't get any music until like it's as a movie. 00:23:13.700 --> 00:23:18.039 Yeah, I'm a girl watcher. I'm a girl watcher. 00:23:18.380 --> 00:23:22.220 I forgot about that. Yeah, it was very subtle. 00:23:22.279 --> 00:23:24.299 Again, why I thought this movie was going to 00:23:24.299 --> 00:23:27.359 be much worse than it actually was. Yeah, I mean, 00:23:27.380 --> 00:23:30.319 it's not good. Let's also remind everybody it's 00:23:30.319 --> 00:23:32.519 not a good movie. Yeah, 100 percent. You do not 00:23:32.519 --> 00:23:35.490 need to see this movie ever. I saw I think it 00:23:35.490 --> 00:23:37.930 was on IMDb or Wikipedia or something, but I 00:23:37.930 --> 00:23:39.849 thought it was interesting. They had such a low 00:23:39.849 --> 00:23:41.829 budget. They had to shoot it all on like film 00:23:41.829 --> 00:23:45.009 stock extras. Oh, yeah. Just the end is shorts 00:23:45.009 --> 00:23:47.750 or whatever. Yeah. So like they had to cram scenes 00:23:47.750 --> 00:23:49.190 as much as they could because they were going 00:23:49.190 --> 00:23:52.049 to run out of fucking film. Yeah. Which, you 00:23:52.049 --> 00:23:55.210 know, good on them. Like, keep it tight. A lot 00:23:55.210 --> 00:23:57.750 of cool indie films get shot that way. Sometimes 00:23:57.750 --> 00:23:59.750 if you if you've got something that needs to 00:23:59.750 --> 00:24:01.809 be out in the world, you do what you got to do. 00:24:02.369 --> 00:24:05.140 And sometimes. I mean, if you're going to make 00:24:05.140 --> 00:24:08.880 this movie. You do what you got to do. Yeah. 00:24:09.019 --> 00:24:12.319 It did give us 30 seconds, 27 seconds of Nicolas 00:24:12.319 --> 00:24:16.019 Cage. Yeah. And that voice really it did work 00:24:16.019 --> 00:24:19.519 for me. Yeah. Now it's a weird pervy expression 00:24:19.519 --> 00:24:21.819 as Eddie's like, no, no, we're OK. And he's like. 00:24:24.650 --> 00:24:29.430 yeah looking down over his nose it's great physical 00:24:29.430 --> 00:24:32.809 comedy for our audio oh yeah no this is the one 00:24:32.809 --> 00:24:34.289 that we're gonna actually make a video version 00:24:34.289 --> 00:24:38.529 of yeah i repurposed the toilet cam just for 00:24:38.529 --> 00:24:41.569 this one baby here we go what what did we think 00:24:41.569 --> 00:24:44.470 of uh What do we think of the rest of the cameos? 00:24:45.230 --> 00:24:48.789 Yeah. So the next one up is a lucky. Yeah. Lucky 00:24:48.789 --> 00:24:52.950 Larry. Lucky Larry Lupin. Yeah. Yeah. So. Which 00:24:52.950 --> 00:24:58.670 I just felt like such a rip off from Gremlins, 00:24:58.670 --> 00:25:02.150 but it's fine. I mean, it's over fast enough, 00:25:02.190 --> 00:25:05.960 which is more than I can say for. charlie charlie 00:25:05.960 --> 00:25:08.539 sheens was just kind of dragged that one does 00:25:08.539 --> 00:25:11.160 drag on a little too long but uh gilbert godfrey 00:25:11.160 --> 00:25:14.039 is gilbert godfrey i mean you get what you get 00:25:14.039 --> 00:25:18.859 so also charlie sheen at his most like just puffy 00:25:18.859 --> 00:25:22.559 faced drug addled oh yeah no he was definitely 00:25:22.559 --> 00:25:25.880 upset that he hadn't done coke that day like 00:25:25.880 --> 00:25:28.660 he was like i've been doing coke for 18 days 00:25:28.660 --> 00:25:32.839 straight i'm full of tiger blood and here we 00:25:32.839 --> 00:25:35.359 are i like i think what what's the text i said 00:25:35.359 --> 00:25:37.539 you guys like does anyone else get the feeling 00:25:37.539 --> 00:25:40.079 that charlie sheen just stumbled onto this set 00:25:40.079 --> 00:25:42.980 and they left the cameras rolling yeah i do have 00:25:42.980 --> 00:25:47.539 to say though um i think that the across the 00:25:47.539 --> 00:25:50.779 eye face scar is the most badass scar that you 00:25:50.779 --> 00:25:54.079 can get yeah where do you how do you and he had 00:25:54.079 --> 00:25:57.519 like the glassy milky eye from like oh yeah thing 00:25:57.980 --> 00:26:01.259 Then he says a bunch of terrible things. Really 00:26:01.259 --> 00:26:03.440 horrible shit. I mean, it was the late 80s, but 00:26:03.440 --> 00:26:07.259 yeah, it was it's rough. I did. OK, so the part 00:26:07.259 --> 00:26:08.839 of that, even though that scene does drag on 00:26:08.839 --> 00:26:11.140 a long time when they're just like listing different 00:26:11.140 --> 00:26:15.400 things in the car. Yeah, the records are Iron 00:26:15.400 --> 00:26:19.470 Butterfly in the car. the one from the tv in 00:26:19.470 --> 00:26:22.329 the car yeah they didn't have to go through everything 00:26:22.329 --> 00:26:25.750 he wasn't looking so yeah charlie sheen is like 00:26:25.750 --> 00:26:29.150 charlie sheen drives by and like immediately 00:26:29.150 --> 00:26:32.769 just pulls a knife takes the nerdy one hostage 00:26:32.769 --> 00:26:35.990 and like just starts demandingly like put all 00:26:35.990 --> 00:26:39.430 their good stuff in his car including the the 00:26:39.430 --> 00:26:41.849 for -purpose brush that they bought from lucky 00:26:41.849 --> 00:26:47.890 larry lupin earlier yeah and matt's menorah whatever 00:26:47.890 --> 00:26:52.470 in the car oh god okay and then after that it's 00:26:52.470 --> 00:26:55.849 judd nelson as the cop with the like hitler stash 00:26:55.849 --> 00:26:58.829 that was my i think that was my favorite of the 00:26:58.829 --> 00:27:02.089 cameos nicholas cage aside yeah like he was great 00:27:02.089 --> 00:27:06.710 he was insane like as far as cops go like he's 00:27:06.710 --> 00:27:09.470 such a weird character he's all sweating he's 00:27:09.470 --> 00:27:12.809 like pitting out in his uniform and he's like 00:27:13.259 --> 00:27:16.259 clearly wearing a fake mustache and like making 00:27:16.259 --> 00:27:21.980 sure it's on right it's it's a very weird and 00:27:21.980 --> 00:27:25.359 unhinged kind of uh performance there i i like 00:27:25.359 --> 00:27:29.000 that one i think the most i think he has my favorite 00:27:29.000 --> 00:27:30.480 quote from this movie and i'm probably not going 00:27:30.480 --> 00:27:33.420 to do it total justice but he he's about to leave 00:27:33.420 --> 00:27:36.279 and then he pulls his gun out you'll freeze loser 00:27:36.279 --> 00:27:38.000 and he points it at matt and they're all like 00:27:38.000 --> 00:27:42.299 hands up and then he's like Just kidding. And 00:27:42.299 --> 00:27:46.920 he goes, I love my job. He rides off like kicking 00:27:46.920 --> 00:27:49.359 his legs out on the side on his fucking chips 00:27:49.359 --> 00:27:53.019 motorcycle. That does sound like a very good 00:27:53.019 --> 00:27:56.000 job. Fucking with random people who are stranded. 00:27:56.160 --> 00:27:58.599 Oh, yeah. Being a cop and having total immunity 00:27:58.599 --> 00:28:01.099 for all the shit you do. Absolutely. I'm sure. 00:28:01.180 --> 00:28:04.420 Great. Literally a license to murder. My God. 00:28:04.910 --> 00:28:07.450 Doing favorite quotes like there's one I just 00:28:07.450 --> 00:28:10.769 can't ignore that just really I absolutely loved. 00:28:11.589 --> 00:28:13.990 And that's about two thirds of the way through 00:28:13.990 --> 00:28:18.069 the movie when Matt finally realizes that, you 00:28:18.069 --> 00:28:19.869 know, they're actually in real trouble, which 00:28:19.869 --> 00:28:22.950 took way too long. He starts freaking out and 00:28:22.950 --> 00:28:29.529 then he says, I'm no dingling, not me. God damn 00:28:29.529 --> 00:28:33.220 it, you took my quote. i'm like first of all 00:28:33.220 --> 00:28:36.579 you are a ding -a -ling i mean can we agree that 00:28:36.579 --> 00:28:38.819 like of the main characters matt is the best 00:28:38.819 --> 00:28:43.779 one oh yeah so my quote like we're just getting 00:28:43.779 --> 00:28:47.119 into it now is there like eddie is blaming matt 00:28:47.119 --> 00:28:49.339 for everything and he's like oh good i guess 00:28:49.339 --> 00:28:53.279 lou gehrig's disease is my fault also it's like 00:28:53.279 --> 00:28:56.859 way to just pull out lou gehrig's disease It's 00:28:56.859 --> 00:28:59.019 a good one. You're not really going to offend 00:28:59.019 --> 00:29:03.819 anyone. Well, since Hornback stole mine. Yeah. 00:29:04.119 --> 00:29:06.799 Because I do love, I do love, my other one is 00:29:06.799 --> 00:29:09.859 just when, I think it's right after that, Matt's 00:29:09.859 --> 00:29:12.599 just there playing with like this, like really 00:29:12.599 --> 00:29:19.250 old Batman toy. And he's like, no Batman! i love 00:29:19.250 --> 00:29:22.170 when like the action figure falls off the door 00:29:22.170 --> 00:29:25.289 and he's like oh no batman the riddler is gonna 00:29:25.289 --> 00:29:30.250 get away but he's just like silently in the background 00:29:30.250 --> 00:29:33.970 doing this like he's not the focus he steals 00:29:33.970 --> 00:29:36.710 the focus but well i mean you think about like 00:29:36.710 --> 00:29:38.329 having to shoot on these film shorts and everything 00:29:38.329 --> 00:29:41.069 and they like chose that that was yeah that's 00:29:41.069 --> 00:29:44.910 worth going in that's great i mean there's a 00:29:44.910 --> 00:29:48.250 lot of things they don't do like seek shade or 00:29:48.250 --> 00:29:51.049 like you know they do they do throw a football 00:29:51.049 --> 00:29:54.109 yeah conserving energy the first thing the first 00:29:54.109 --> 00:29:57.470 thing they do is play foot is like play a game 00:29:57.470 --> 00:30:01.140 you know catch yeah No, the first thing that 00:30:01.140 --> 00:30:03.960 happens is the picnic. She has a costume change 00:30:03.960 --> 00:30:07.420 and then they play football. Oh, yeah. And the 00:30:07.420 --> 00:30:09.920 picnic. What does he what does Matt say about 00:30:09.920 --> 00:30:12.079 the Kiwi? He looks he's like it looks like a 00:30:12.079 --> 00:30:15.380 hairy turd. That was a hairy ball or something. 00:30:15.579 --> 00:30:17.500 No, I think he said it was like looks like a 00:30:17.500 --> 00:30:22.319 turd with hair. He had never seen a Kiwi. Yeah. 00:30:22.440 --> 00:30:26.180 Well, Ohio, right? All right. Get ready for California, 00:30:26.359 --> 00:30:30.309 boys. They're screwed when they get there. Yeah, 00:30:30.430 --> 00:30:34.769 with all that pussy. Yeah. A different lady every 00:30:34.769 --> 00:30:40.750 night. Good one, Johnny. I just I love their 00:30:40.750 --> 00:30:44.369 logic. There are no ladies in Ohio. Right. All 00:30:44.369 --> 00:30:47.029 of the ladies are in L .A. Well, California's 00:30:47.029 --> 00:30:49.029 got so many good looking babes. They're spilling 00:30:49.029 --> 00:30:52.549 out into all the surrounding states. Eddie taught 00:30:52.549 --> 00:30:58.579 me that. The surrounding states being like. Nevada. 00:30:58.579 --> 00:31:03.420 Yeah. And Oregon. It kind of seems like you guys 00:31:03.420 --> 00:31:07.160 liked this film. It was really atrocious. So 00:31:07.160 --> 00:31:09.779 like normally when I'm when I'm watching a movie, 00:31:09.920 --> 00:31:12.480 especially if I'm going to talk about it or whatever, 00:31:12.700 --> 00:31:15.660 try to watch it twice or maybe even three times. 00:31:16.039 --> 00:31:19.230 So I made it through all the way once. And then 00:31:19.230 --> 00:31:21.849 I just started fast -forwarding through the scenes 00:31:21.849 --> 00:31:24.250 the second time I watched it, trying to see, 00:31:24.329 --> 00:31:26.950 did I miss anything? Was there anything even 00:31:26.950 --> 00:31:31.930 remotely subtle? Nope. It was... Oh, like a true 00:31:31.930 --> 00:31:34.710 story to tell? No, no. No, I mean, like, okay, 00:31:34.829 --> 00:31:37.650 like, did I miss something? Right, was there 00:31:37.650 --> 00:31:41.799 some, like... some cinematic gold happening somewhere 00:31:41.799 --> 00:31:44.960 on it no okay so like i did rewatch a second 00:31:44.960 --> 00:31:46.819 time just like in a quick speed run and there 00:31:46.819 --> 00:31:48.299 was something that did like there were a couple 00:31:48.299 --> 00:31:50.299 times where i like laughed again and there was 00:31:50.299 --> 00:31:52.980 one in the the ugly wife scene where eddie's 00:31:52.980 --> 00:31:55.460 ugly wife kisses him and then his hand does this 00:31:55.460 --> 00:32:00.339 like spasm thing oh my god yeah yes all right 00:32:00.339 --> 00:32:02.160 that's that's it was it was pretty good and i 00:32:02.160 --> 00:32:03.599 hadn't noticed it the first time it was like 00:32:03.599 --> 00:32:06.000 oh man that's that's funny like it's a funny 00:32:06.000 --> 00:32:08.559 little touch it's not good acting it's not good 00:32:08.559 --> 00:32:10.759 anything but it's something i didn't catch the 00:32:10.759 --> 00:32:14.799 first time so yeah no i i definitely god i hate 00:32:14.799 --> 00:32:16.880 that we all kind of watch this twice i watched 00:32:16.880 --> 00:32:19.819 it a full like at normal speed twice all the 00:32:19.819 --> 00:32:23.019 way through today and it loses a lot once you've 00:32:23.019 --> 00:32:25.460 heard the jokes once like the jokes don't get 00:32:25.460 --> 00:32:27.720 a second laugh like that's the problem with it 00:32:27.720 --> 00:32:29.660 it's like you watch it the first time and you're 00:32:29.660 --> 00:32:32.319 like oh i'm gonna laugh at this because i can't 00:32:32.319 --> 00:32:34.920 believe i'm watching this then you watch it again 00:32:36.200 --> 00:32:39.259 I guess I kind of agree. Like, I really didn't 00:32:39.259 --> 00:32:42.339 get anything out of it after a second watch. 00:32:42.519 --> 00:32:46.019 Other than, like, it did hit a little close to 00:32:46.019 --> 00:32:48.259 home because, like, I swear to God, I was not 00:32:48.259 --> 00:32:52.640 unlike these guys early college thinking that 00:32:52.640 --> 00:32:56.759 my only problem was where I was living. Kent? 00:32:57.900 --> 00:33:00.299 Bellingham, actually. Oh, yeah. Which was... 00:33:00.299 --> 00:33:03.289 Probably had better chances in Bellingham. Yeah, 00:33:03.329 --> 00:33:06.890 no, definitely. All I had to do was not be an 00:33:06.890 --> 00:33:11.069 idiot. Did you ever consider a love walk? No, 00:33:11.190 --> 00:33:14.809 because I didn't value the outdoors back then. 00:33:14.869 --> 00:33:17.730 I was deep in the throes of World of Warcraft. 00:33:18.089 --> 00:33:21.650 Oh, yeah. Did you consider an ugly wife? Yes, 00:33:21.650 --> 00:33:25.549 I did. Because I thought, you know, if you shoot, 00:33:25.690 --> 00:33:31.619 if you go low, then your chances are good. When 00:33:31.619 --> 00:33:35.799 did you start valuing the outdoors? That's a 00:33:35.799 --> 00:33:38.059 good point. I think it was a mushroom trip I 00:33:38.059 --> 00:33:41.339 did. Hey, OK. Yeah. All right. I respect that. 00:33:41.839 --> 00:33:47.160 Top five mushroom trips. First time, definitely 00:33:47.160 --> 00:33:51.799 number one, you know, college friends that were 00:33:51.799 --> 00:33:57.460 a little bit better, I suppose. And I guess the 00:33:57.460 --> 00:34:00.650 second time. I took a proper dose and I knew 00:34:00.650 --> 00:34:03.730 what I was in for. So I just had this brief moment 00:34:03.730 --> 00:34:07.109 where I knew everything. Of course, I didn't 00:34:07.109 --> 00:34:09.510 know anything, but I thought I did. And that 00:34:09.510 --> 00:34:12.469 was really kind of awesome. What about the butthole 00:34:12.469 --> 00:34:16.269 massage chair? Oh, yeah. Oh, God, I could not. 00:34:16.409 --> 00:34:19.610 I miss that. Yeah, I have some weird ticklish 00:34:19.610 --> 00:34:22.570 thing where like I cannot. On your butthole? 00:34:22.690 --> 00:34:25.730 I can't do like a lot of normal massage stuff. 00:34:25.809 --> 00:34:28.949 Like it actually like. makes me very very uncomfortable 00:34:28.949 --> 00:34:32.610 yeah so everyone else is like enjoying this like 00:34:32.610 --> 00:34:36.250 amazing massage share nobody loved it as much 00:34:36.250 --> 00:34:38.909 as josh though yeah let's be real josh was gonna 00:34:38.909 --> 00:34:41.610 marry that thing oh yeah if that was an option 00:34:41.610 --> 00:34:47.469 i mean okay wait worst mushroom trip uh that 00:34:47.469 --> 00:34:51.289 would probably if i may um the time i did acid 00:34:51.289 --> 00:34:54.769 uh i suppose well it's not mushrooms unless you 00:34:54.769 --> 00:34:57.420 did them both That would be bad. Come on, similar 00:34:57.420 --> 00:35:00.679 note. Okay, it was a very good experience, except 00:35:00.679 --> 00:35:03.820 I was rolling around with a friend of mine. Okay. 00:35:04.059 --> 00:35:06.980 Just two buds jerking each other off. Looking 00:35:06.980 --> 00:35:10.679 for lesbos. Go ahead. I mean, we were both on 00:35:10.679 --> 00:35:14.239 acid and he was driving, so it was... It sounds 00:35:14.239 --> 00:35:16.579 like the start of this fucking movie. Yeah, it 00:35:16.579 --> 00:35:23.860 was a very unsafe thing. yeah i was the driver 00:35:23.860 --> 00:35:26.639 on an acid trip too i understand my god really 00:35:26.639 --> 00:35:29.500 well i took us up to the mountain and i got hot 00:35:29.500 --> 00:35:33.320 like it kicked in maybe only in like the last 00:35:33.320 --> 00:35:36.739 10 minutes of the drive and then we just started 00:35:36.739 --> 00:35:41.179 hiking in the woods that's if you hit any traffic 00:35:41.179 --> 00:35:44.489 at all i mean It's it's all like what the mountain 00:35:44.489 --> 00:35:46.989 traffic in the middle of Montana. I don't know. 00:35:47.010 --> 00:35:50.050 Maybe everyone's going in the mountains. I you 00:35:50.050 --> 00:35:52.230 don't know what one acid. It's fine. Yeah, do. 00:35:52.469 --> 00:35:55.130 That wasn't a concern at that point. The first 00:35:55.130 --> 00:35:57.369 time I ever did mushrooms, I was in college and 00:35:57.369 --> 00:35:59.829 my buddy like we were super worried about it. 00:35:59.869 --> 00:36:03.809 And he he packed them in like special candy wrappers 00:36:03.809 --> 00:36:05.409 so he could like fly it on the plane and everything. 00:36:05.469 --> 00:36:08.030 It was absolutely insane. So we took it. We had 00:36:08.030 --> 00:36:09.630 no idea what to expect. And then we were just 00:36:09.630 --> 00:36:11.519 like sitting around. waiting for the come up 00:36:11.519 --> 00:36:14.900 and we were watching cartoon network and there's 00:36:14.900 --> 00:36:17.420 an episode of dexter's laboratory where he gets 00:36:17.420 --> 00:36:21.300 like set backwards and is walking and talking 00:36:21.300 --> 00:36:25.139 in reverse and it was a very very weird way to 00:36:25.139 --> 00:36:27.039 start coming up because we were just like are 00:36:27.039 --> 00:36:29.800 we fucked up or is this like the show and later 00:36:29.800 --> 00:36:31.260 i watched it i was like this is the trippiest 00:36:31.260 --> 00:36:34.519 fucking episode but yeah that's it was amazing 00:36:34.519 --> 00:36:37.679 pretty weird i got to experience the barbie movie 00:36:37.679 --> 00:36:41.239 on mushrooms and that was Awesome. That would 00:36:41.239 --> 00:36:43.940 be a pretty decent one. Yeah, that's just kind 00:36:43.940 --> 00:36:46.000 of out there enough. Yeah, I wouldn't want to 00:36:46.000 --> 00:36:49.940 do Barbenheimer on mushrooms. No, that one takes 00:36:49.940 --> 00:36:56.059 a turn. Second half of this trip sucked. Probably 00:36:56.059 --> 00:37:00.139 the second time I did mushrooms, my friend was 00:37:00.139 --> 00:37:06.739 like, we should watch The Wire. What? Yeah, let's 00:37:06.739 --> 00:37:10.449 watch. getting somebody beat up a minority that's 00:37:10.449 --> 00:37:16.250 a great way to get high yeah oh man your friend 00:37:16.250 --> 00:37:21.650 kicks ass they know a good time i wasn't going 00:37:21.650 --> 00:37:23.469 to mention this because i'm like i reread this 00:37:23.469 --> 00:37:25.150 and it wasn't that good i was looking at reviews 00:37:25.150 --> 00:37:27.889 for this movie on imdb and there's one that stood 00:37:27.889 --> 00:37:31.949 out to me um for a couple reasons one it was 00:37:31.949 --> 00:37:35.969 the review was given on my birthday two it was 00:37:35.969 --> 00:37:40.420 by white mark with a second K and a seven. He 00:37:40.420 --> 00:37:43.039 gave it three out of 10. I won't read the whole 00:37:43.039 --> 00:37:44.760 thing, but he's like, I came across the movie 00:37:44.760 --> 00:37:47.219 scene that Nicolas Cage made a cameo. I decided 00:37:47.219 --> 00:37:49.679 to watch it since it was on Netflix. This movie 00:37:49.679 --> 00:37:51.539 is one of the most boring movies I've ever watched. 00:37:51.699 --> 00:37:53.219 The characters are goofy, unrealistic, blah, 00:37:53.260 --> 00:37:59.460 blah, blah. So keep away from this movie unless 00:37:59.460 --> 00:38:03.199 you want to come for the cameo appearances. Nicolas 00:38:03.199 --> 00:38:06.090 Cage and Charlie Sheen. generously give it two 00:38:06.090 --> 00:38:09.210 out of ten because of the cameos he gave it three 00:38:09.210 --> 00:38:13.989 stars huh good job white mark seven yeah mark 00:38:13.989 --> 00:38:19.949 seven wait uh so white mark seven reviewed it 00:38:19.949 --> 00:38:22.110 on your birthday your birthday this year or of 00:38:22.110 --> 00:38:26.840 what year no no like 12 years ago oh okay When 00:38:26.840 --> 00:38:28.739 did this movie get made, by the way? I mean, 00:38:28.739 --> 00:38:30.960 88, but it's one of the it was a direct to VHS 00:38:30.960 --> 00:38:33.199 sort of situation. So we actually did things 00:38:33.199 --> 00:38:35.340 a little out of chronological order accidentally. 00:38:35.659 --> 00:38:37.900 So we should have done this one last episode, 00:38:38.039 --> 00:38:41.119 but whatever. We talked Italians in a different 00:38:41.119 --> 00:38:46.340 bad movie. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, I mean, I don't 00:38:46.340 --> 00:38:47.539 think there's much else to say about the movie 00:38:47.539 --> 00:38:51.559 itself. Cage grid. Phenomenal performance by 00:38:51.559 --> 00:38:57.489 Nicolas Cage. Terrible film. Top 10. Yeah. I 00:38:57.489 --> 00:39:01.989 put this as I like this movie. I think it is 00:39:01.989 --> 00:39:06.349 so goddamn stupid, but I enjoyed myself. So I'm 00:39:06.349 --> 00:39:08.150 with Peter on this one. I enjoyed this film. 00:39:08.210 --> 00:39:12.409 I enjoyed Nicolas Cage. I enjoyed all the cameos. 00:39:12.710 --> 00:39:15.110 They're all. And that's kind of Rifkin's thing, 00:39:15.170 --> 00:39:16.590 isn't it? He just like he likes having weird 00:39:16.590 --> 00:39:18.690 celebrity cameos like. Yeah, I mean, he must 00:39:18.690 --> 00:39:21.210 be connected. He's he's got buddies. So, yeah, 00:39:21.289 --> 00:39:23.030 I think of the chase. And for whatever reason, 00:39:23.090 --> 00:39:25.739 Anthony Kiedis and Fleer in that movie. Right. 00:39:26.019 --> 00:39:30.199 I think that if I saw this movie when I was 17, 00:39:30.320 --> 00:39:35.699 my early 20s would have gone a lot better. Because 00:39:35.699 --> 00:39:37.400 you would have known what to do and not to do. 00:39:37.539 --> 00:39:42.659 I some self -reflection, you know, kind of kind 00:39:42.659 --> 00:39:45.659 of realizing that women are people, you know, 00:39:45.659 --> 00:39:50.519 there's ladies everywhere. And maybe the location 00:39:50.519 --> 00:39:54.440 isn't the problem. You know, it's. You're with 00:39:54.440 --> 00:39:56.559 a problem. Are you sure you would be able to 00:39:56.559 --> 00:39:58.920 see the forest for the trees? We can help you 00:39:58.920 --> 00:40:01.840 with this, Nick. You're the problem. I know. 00:40:02.179 --> 00:40:04.440 I know. I'm telling you. Ugly wife. That's the 00:40:04.440 --> 00:40:08.960 trick. I... Yeah. There's an old song that's 00:40:08.960 --> 00:40:11.699 about that. It's like, if you want to be happy 00:40:11.699 --> 00:40:13.599 for the rest of your life, you've got to make 00:40:13.599 --> 00:40:16.599 a pretty woman your wife. But from my personal 00:40:16.599 --> 00:40:19.679 point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you. 00:40:19.840 --> 00:40:23.289 Because ugly girls don't cheat on you. Oh, okay. 00:40:24.469 --> 00:40:27.070 I can't remember who sang that song. Sounds like 00:40:27.070 --> 00:40:29.449 it would be a Randy Newman. It is not a Randy 00:40:29.449 --> 00:40:32.469 Newman, but it does seem like it should be. Someone 00:40:32.469 --> 00:40:35.070 get out Shazam. Peter, do it again and see if 00:40:35.070 --> 00:40:38.010 it... There's no chance I will ever sing a song 00:40:38.010 --> 00:40:41.269 that Shazam will think is the song. I guarantee 00:40:41.269 --> 00:40:43.969 you. I want to know what Shazam thinks it is. 00:40:44.829 --> 00:40:48.909 That's the game. So that's Never on a Tuesday. 00:40:49.939 --> 00:40:53.300 I really just wish that I watched something else, 00:40:53.360 --> 00:40:55.519 to be honest with you. Well, you didn't. You 00:40:55.519 --> 00:40:57.980 watched this. Thank you. But we're glad to have 00:40:57.980 --> 00:41:02.280 you on. Well, yeah, it's sort of good to be here. 00:41:02.480 --> 00:41:04.679 Like, oh, let me top you off. Yeah, you need 00:41:04.679 --> 00:41:07.519 a little more buzzball. Oh, dear God. We're going 00:41:07.519 --> 00:41:10.039 to get into a second recording. Yeah, we actually 00:41:10.039 --> 00:41:12.679 weren't recording yet. This is the warm up. We 00:41:12.679 --> 00:41:14.960 do this with everybody nowadays. You got to crack 00:41:14.960 --> 00:41:18.630 one buzzball. do the real recording can i oh 00:41:18.630 --> 00:41:21.829 yeah please let me tell you what i really think 00:41:21.829 --> 00:41:25.230 these are laced with mushrooms too so yeah watching 00:41:25.230 --> 00:41:28.269 watching you guys do this to yourselves i'm so 00:41:28.269 --> 00:41:30.429 glad i'm not there what are we watching next 00:41:30.429 --> 00:41:35.469 peter uh next i think is amos and andrew or firebirds 00:41:35.469 --> 00:41:38.570 i don't remember um off the top of my head we're 00:41:38.570 --> 00:41:41.670 watching uh firebirds with nicholas cage and 00:41:41.670 --> 00:41:44.789 tommy lee jones next oh that's right i forgot 00:41:44.789 --> 00:41:48.300 about that Oh, and Sean Young. Can I ask you 00:41:48.300 --> 00:41:51.000 guys a question? I prefer Sean Old. I would like 00:41:51.000 --> 00:41:53.820 to know what makes the cut as far as a movie 00:41:53.820 --> 00:41:56.900 featuring Nicolas Cage, because this one had 00:41:56.900 --> 00:42:02.980 27 seconds. So I'm trying to figure out. He had 00:42:02.980 --> 00:42:06.579 a little bit more in Fast Times. Arguably, he 00:42:06.579 --> 00:42:10.579 had more lines in this than he did in Fast Times. 00:42:10.719 --> 00:42:13.300 Fast Times. We had two lines and a laugh here. 00:42:13.500 --> 00:42:17.110 Yeah. So. And a lot of very good facial acting. 00:42:17.289 --> 00:42:20.929 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. We're just kind 00:42:20.929 --> 00:42:23.010 of going through the catalog now. It's like we're 00:42:23.010 --> 00:42:25.210 having fun. We're just doing it. Don't don't 00:42:25.210 --> 00:42:26.929 ruin our fun, Nick. There's probably a couple 00:42:26.929 --> 00:42:29.670 of them that we won't do that just seem unfun. 00:42:29.690 --> 00:42:33.289 But this one was fun. I, you know, as much as 00:42:33.289 --> 00:42:36.250 I honestly hated this, this complete and utter 00:42:36.250 --> 00:42:42.679 piece of crap. It was fun. And I was able to 00:42:42.679 --> 00:42:46.099 burn through it in a morning before work meetings. 00:42:46.659 --> 00:42:51.539 And I'm really surprised because I honestly thought 00:42:51.539 --> 00:42:54.280 there was going to be something I got out of 00:42:54.280 --> 00:42:59.659 it, but it was just the ride itself. And it could 00:42:59.659 --> 00:43:01.619 have gone in so many different directions. It 00:43:01.619 --> 00:43:05.639 could have turned into some kind of horror survival 00:43:05.639 --> 00:43:09.920 thing. Like it actually could have started off 00:43:09.920 --> 00:43:13.000 as like a dumb, you know, stupid movie. And then 00:43:13.000 --> 00:43:16.300 like once they are properly fucked, you know, 00:43:16.300 --> 00:43:19.139 it could have been like an actual thing, but 00:43:19.139 --> 00:43:21.139 it wasn't. So I was honestly kind of waiting 00:43:21.139 --> 00:43:26.059 for it to to turn serious. And but it was it 00:43:26.059 --> 00:43:28.880 was lighthearted the entire time. From my end 00:43:28.880 --> 00:43:32.079 of things, the takeaways are. Never go anywhere 00:43:32.079 --> 00:43:36.619 outside of cell reception. And why drive when 00:43:36.619 --> 00:43:39.900 you can fly? Never on Tuesday. Yeah. And also, 00:43:40.000 --> 00:43:42.260 yeah, just don't do things on Tuesday or meet 00:43:42.260 --> 00:43:45.599 ladies same Tuesday. So wait, never drive anywhere 00:43:45.599 --> 00:43:49.500 outside of cell reception like 1988. Yeah, don't 00:43:49.500 --> 00:43:51.880 drive to 1988. It's not going to work for me. 00:43:51.900 --> 00:43:54.119 Pretty good advice. Oh, I don't I don't know 00:43:54.119 --> 00:43:57.980 what people did back then, but they died in the 00:43:57.980 --> 00:44:01.679 desert. Yeah. It would have been cool if it took 00:44:01.679 --> 00:44:05.880 a Beavis and Butthead do America turn. I would 00:44:05.880 --> 00:44:09.760 have liked a nice acid or mushroom trip music 00:44:09.760 --> 00:44:12.820 video. Yeah, that would have eaten up at least 00:44:12.820 --> 00:44:14.760 five minutes. They could have found some. You 00:44:14.760 --> 00:44:17.619 could have replaced Charlie Sheen's most of his 00:44:17.619 --> 00:44:19.699 scene and had that instead. Yeah, you could have 00:44:19.699 --> 00:44:22.559 had Charlie Sheen just dosing them and have animated 00:44:22.559 --> 00:44:24.739 Charlie Sheen. Yeah, because obviously it would 00:44:24.739 --> 00:44:26.760 have to go animated at this point in the car. 00:44:27.119 --> 00:44:29.960 In the car. They don't have budget for animation. 00:44:30.579 --> 00:44:33.800 This movie was written over a weekend. Which 00:44:33.800 --> 00:44:36.340 is actually pretty impressive. Yeah, I mean, 00:44:36.340 --> 00:44:40.019 to write 90 pages in a weekend, sure. How do 00:44:40.019 --> 00:44:42.719 you know it's 90 pages? On screen. 90 minutes, 00:44:42.760 --> 00:44:46.900 90 pages. Usually a page per minute. Yeah. I 00:44:46.900 --> 00:44:51.380 could do it. I could do way more pages. Okay, 00:44:51.659 --> 00:44:54.219 this weekend, write me a film. Oh, yeah, write 00:44:54.219 --> 00:44:56.949 a Sex Pest 80s movie. Yeah. Doesn't have to be 00:44:56.949 --> 00:45:00.750 sex fest. Write me a teen comedy. Yeah. Yeah. 00:45:01.150 --> 00:45:04.710 I'll do that. 90 pages. You can do it. It's fine. 00:45:05.010 --> 00:45:10.730 I'll just. Yeah. OK. Reach into that deep pocket 00:45:10.730 --> 00:45:15.329 of yours. Double space. Yeah. OK. Change all 00:45:15.329 --> 00:45:17.289 the margins just a little bit. Oh, yeah. No, 00:45:17.349 --> 00:45:19.530 a film isn't like single spaced or anything. 00:45:19.650 --> 00:45:21.449 There's plenty of space on the page. Oh, yeah. 00:45:21.670 --> 00:45:23.869 So I'm going to let the actors breathe. Yeah. 00:45:24.829 --> 00:45:27.969 It's room for notes. Because executive producers, 00:45:28.130 --> 00:45:31.590 Peter, you're an executive producer now. Oh, 00:45:31.630 --> 00:45:34.829 nice. Yeah. I mean, I have invested money into 00:45:34.829 --> 00:45:37.269 this, so I probably am. You do have the good 00:45:37.269 --> 00:45:39.889 chair. This is the worst chair. I give my guests 00:45:39.889 --> 00:45:42.510 the better chairs. Because I'm a good producer. 00:45:43.610 --> 00:45:47.889 I will suffer for my art. I'm not allowed to 00:45:47.889 --> 00:45:49.909 have chairs that make noise. That's true. Because 00:45:49.909 --> 00:45:53.039 I move too much. Okay. Yeah. So thank you all 00:45:53.039 --> 00:45:54.380 for listening. Thank you for being here, Nick. 00:45:55.159 --> 00:45:58.059 Thank you. You're welcome. Glad to be here. And 00:45:58.059 --> 00:46:01.860 also to Hornback. Yeah. It was sort of a good 00:46:01.860 --> 00:46:04.179 time. I definitely didn't have anything better 00:46:04.179 --> 00:46:07.000 to do. But you did get a biggie out of it. You 00:46:07.000 --> 00:46:09.179 did get a biggie. Drink your biggie. I'm trying. 00:46:09.280 --> 00:46:11.860 This is honestly terrible. It's pretty bad. This 00:46:11.860 --> 00:46:14.360 is worse than the chocolate one for sure. I seriously 00:46:14.360 --> 00:46:17.719 don't want to do this. Yeah. Yeah. Well. Well, 00:46:17.739 --> 00:46:19.139 we can't put it back in the bottle. It's got 00:46:19.139 --> 00:46:22.579 one of those weird stoppers. It doesn't go both 00:46:22.579 --> 00:46:25.139 ways. It's so freaking bad. What is wrong with 00:46:25.139 --> 00:46:28.420 you people? Sparkle Buddies just weren't doing 00:46:28.420 --> 00:46:30.440 it. Speaking of Sparkle Buddies, thank you to 00:46:30.440 --> 00:46:32.679 our Sparkle Buddies, Josh, Josie, Matt, Adam, 00:46:32.719 --> 00:46:35.619 Bill, and Stuart. And to our cage dancers, Ira, 00:46:35.719 --> 00:46:39.360 John, Freeman, Nathan, and Cameron. And to Bill 00:46:39.360 --> 00:46:41.739 Panks for making our intro music. And to me for 00:46:41.739 --> 00:46:44.059 making all the poster art. Thanks, executive 00:46:44.059 --> 00:46:47.559 producer. You're welcome. i feel much better 00:46:47.559 --> 00:46:52.800 now go watch never on tuesday it's great it actually 00:46:52.800 --> 00:46:55.340 isn't that bad it's great it's not that great 00:46:55.340 --> 00:46:58.840 though like come on now i can't i enjoyed it 00:46:58.840 --> 00:47:00.780 and i can't recommend it no i wouldn't i would 00:47:00.780 --> 00:47:02.780 never actually recommend anyone watch this don't 00:47:02.780 --> 00:47:04.940 do it but you can find it on youtube if you do 00:47:04.940 --> 00:47:08.139 want to watch it all right bye everybody okay 00:47:08.139 --> 00:47:23.469 bye goodbye forever I was working at like an 00:47:23.469 --> 00:47:26.969 office depot and I got like a 10 % discount on 00:47:26.969 --> 00:47:29.449 stuff and I didn't want any office supplies, 00:47:29.570 --> 00:47:33.610 but they did sell Mountain Dew. So you got like 00:47:33.610 --> 00:47:37.449 10 cents off every 20 ounce bottle you bought? 00:47:37.590 --> 00:47:39.809 I mean, when you're getting paid $7 an hour, 00:47:39.849 --> 00:47:42.309 that's kind of a good deal. That's true. If you 00:47:42.309 --> 00:47:45.170 buy enough Mountain Dew, you save a dollar and 00:47:45.170 --> 00:47:48.050 that's worth it. It took an hour of your life 00:47:48.050 --> 00:47:50.670 to save that dollar. But it's the classic thing 00:47:50.670 --> 00:47:52.610 that my dad would do driving around town to get 00:47:52.610 --> 00:47:57.090 the one cent cheaper gas. It's like that. Clearly, 00:47:57.210 --> 00:48:04.269 your time is not worth money. Now, one time, 00:48:04.289 --> 00:48:08.730 my buddy Joey. So we had always had we called 00:48:08.730 --> 00:48:12.510 it Christmas and we would get like this is unnecessary. 00:48:12.690 --> 00:48:16.099 We'd get like 20 people together and we'd. all 00:48:16.099 --> 00:48:18.519 do mushrooms and then we'd have a couple people 00:48:18.519 --> 00:48:20.920 that would drive us around to look at christmas 00:48:20.920 --> 00:48:24.980 lights because like our university yeah oh it's 00:48:24.980 --> 00:48:27.900 fantastic our university had like a giant like 00:48:27.900 --> 00:48:33.159 i don't know 150 foot like sequoia tree on campus 00:48:33.159 --> 00:48:35.460 and they would decorate it so we'd go down there 00:48:35.460 --> 00:48:37.340 and like everybody would just stare at it like 00:48:37.340 --> 00:48:41.090 a bunch of fucking nerds and creeps and like 00:48:41.090 --> 00:48:43.170 joey would drive us around he'd turn off the 00:48:43.170 --> 00:48:45.050 lights on his car and we'd be like oh my god 00:48:45.050 --> 00:48:48.909 we're we're fucking moving those powers but uh 00:48:48.909 --> 00:48:52.469 one day he he takes us all into his garage and 00:48:52.469 --> 00:48:56.170 we're like all fucking shrooming and he turns 00:48:56.170 --> 00:48:59.099 out the lights and When nobody was in there, 00:48:59.159 --> 00:49:02.219 he had broken like eight or so glow sticks and 00:49:02.219 --> 00:49:04.860 sprayed them on all the walls, the furniture. 00:49:05.360 --> 00:49:09.400 And so like, we're just fucking out there. And 00:49:09.400 --> 00:49:11.239 then all of a sudden, it's just like a galaxy 00:49:11.239 --> 00:49:14.480 of color all around us. That was pretty solid. 00:49:15.699 --> 00:49:17.780 Worst trip was a King Gizzard and the Lizard 00:49:17.780 --> 00:49:19.960 Wizard concert. Oh, yeah, we've heard that one. 00:49:20.519 --> 00:49:24.880 That opener was just so bad. They ruined my whole 00:49:24.880 --> 00:49:25.179 trip.