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Hello, everyone. This is producer Peter. We've

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got a really nice episode today. We have repeating

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guest Tank back to talk about Francis Ford Coppola's

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Rumblefish, which is a really interesting movie

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that we have. a fair amount of stuff to say about

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um but the bummer is that after doing the recording

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i found that the audio file for nick myself and

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tank corrupted and we lost that so we're using

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our backup scratch track which doesn't sound

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as good and you know has some issues but i tried

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to clean it up as much as possible to make it

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decent and i hope you still enjoy listening um

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and sean's audio is great so uh there's that

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anyway enjoy There's a guy who dresses like Batman

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and then just jet skis around Lake Washington

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Or Lake Union. I have not seen it. It's fucking

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sick. I don't know if it was, like, Washington.

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I think it is Washington. There's a guy with

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a hot dog motorboat. Oh, I saw a video of a hot

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dog boat. I didn't know that was in Washington.

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I was talking about that earlier today. I was

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like, if that ever happens, somebody should wake

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me up. He was rolling around, just blasting ACDC's

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Thunders. Of course. I was babbling nonstop.

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just like look i'm just really over the top wait

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did you guys move to portland or did i because

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this this is weird i think uh it was funny i

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was like every time there is a uh slightly horny

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slightly violent surreal dreamscape movie you're

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like yeah we should get we should probably yeah

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everybody like it's like a It's like a French

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gangster who took some Ambien and woke up with

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a moderate hard -on. Yeah. Like, let's make a

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movie about that and bring in Tank and have him

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talk about it. So let's do it. Perfect. I already

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have the French gangster. Motorcycle, by the

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way. We were talking about it today. I was hoping

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that every time we talk to each other, we'd just

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start with Rusty James. Rusty James. Rusty James.

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Rusty James. Every sentence starts and ends with

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Rusty James. Oh, my God. I love that his name

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is just Russell James, and then they're like,

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nope, Rusty James. What a cool gang name. Yeah,

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for real. Yeah, what would be your gang name?

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Fang. Fang. Dang, I was thinking Fang, too. Yeah.

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See, I think it makes more sense for me to be

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Fang, seeing as everything I wear is from Wild

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Fang. Mine actually makes sense. Why is everybody

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going Fang? It's just a bit tight -ass. It's

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just capitalism. Fuck you, you corporate shill.

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I'm going to be Scratchers. Tank is my business.

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That's what I take into the straight world. Scratchers

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is where I go at night. So this is Cage Match,

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apparently, calling around about meeting Nicolas

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Cage. I'm your host, Sean, here with my co -host.

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And I'm Nick. And our producer. Peter, hello.

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Hey, you kind of did it better this time. Yeah,

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I've been... Well, no, I haven't been practicing.

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You've been practicing bullshit. I forgot we

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were even doing a podcast anymore until you texted

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me the other day. Yeah, we're going to do all

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the back catalog. We're getting all the bangers.

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The movies that don't actually feature Nick Cage.

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Somewhat feature Nick Cage. Well, yeah, when

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you're like, what, uncle or second cousin makes

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the movie and you have to show up because your

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name is... Because you're a Coppola. We're in

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the and also Nick Cage genre. era now. The what?

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And also Nick Cage. Oh, yeah. It's also the Nepo

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version for these first couple movies. Sophia

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Coppola, I gotta just say, sucks so fucking bad.

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Oh, Sophia Coppola is still terrible. I cannot

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stand her at all. Her directing work is fine.

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As an actor, and I know she's a kid in this,

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she sucks. She's so bad. I fully expected her

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to get retroactively better. and then just suck

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later in her career? No, not true. Started bad,

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ended bad. Also returning this week, our friend

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Tank. Hi, Tank. Hey, everybody. I'm here not

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to besmirch the career of Sofia Coppola. Only

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the acting career. Oh, I don't care at all. I

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really just don't care. Like, there's not a movie

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that she's in. I'm like, oh, that's the one I

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want. By the way, this is a great movie. We'll

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talk about that later. But, like, you can put

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any kid in there. Kids are terrible. Kids are

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terrible actors. Nine times out of ten. How do

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you feel if... Finn Wolfhard was the sister.

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At any age. At any age, yeah, sure, I would love

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that, but that's a really bold thing. It's a

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pretty expressionistic movie anyway. 27 -year

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-old Finn Wolfhard. Really, like, gender flip

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a daughter character and, like, not acknowledge

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it would have been outstanding. That silly, shaggy,

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like, fucking Joey Ramone hair he's got. So this

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week we are discussing the 1983 film Rumblefish,

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which I'd never heard of before. And now I have

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seen and enjoyed. Okay, good. There we go. We

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got to the end of it. I'm going to speak like

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this. So you never know when my sentence ends.

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So you will never understand if I actually watched

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the movie or did research. We will know when

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you're done because you will end it with Rusty

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James. Rusty James. Beautifully, though, you're

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on a separate audio track, so Peter can speed

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you up 75 % and you'll just sound like, I guess,

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I guess like me. just fast and annoying welcome

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to cage match later episodes where we exclusively

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discuss the mechanics of podcasting yeah yeah

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that's what the people are so so um are there

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people left is it is anybody yes is anybody familiar

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with se hidden uh no is that is that an author

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that rings no I'm going to... I'll give a...

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It's a she. S .E. Hinton is an Oklahoma author,

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born probably in the 1940s. Began writing really

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young, like in her teenage years. Wrote The Outsiders,

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Rumblefish, a handful of other books. So what's

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interesting is Coppola did this in Outsiders

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and released them in the same year, six months

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apart. Outsiders is a very straightforward story.

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This one is, I think, much crazier. I think we'll

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get into it. So S .E. Hinton was like, I don't

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know, the James Patterson of Oklahoma? Actually,

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let me back up. It's more of like the Stephen

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King. She didn't do horror, but she was heavily

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identified with the region and wrote stories

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about what it was like to be in Tulsa, Oklahoma

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in the 50s. So while I think this probably takes

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place in Missouri or whatever, I don't really

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know. It's ultimately like she was an Oklahoma

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author. The fun thing about The Outsiders...

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was you could read that book in the seventh grade

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and you could write a book report on it every

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single year until your senior year of high school

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and still get like an A in like basic English.

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So she was sort of an outsized character growing

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up because she wrote like about what it was like

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to be in that world. And so I grew up in Oklahoma

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and that's what it was. But I will tell you,

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the movie we saw today looked nothing like any

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version of Oklahoma I'd ever seen in my entire

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life. Because it's in black and white. It's exactly

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true. And they have a color there now. Everything

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in Oklahoma was mostly like a sepia, yellowish

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tone until about 1985, and then we started Ed

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Reds and stuff like that. Bold shift. But yeah.

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But like Outsiders, if you watch that one, and

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like Outsiders just won a bunch of Tonys like

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a year or so ago as an opera. Not opera, sorry,

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as a musical. It's super straightforward. bunch

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of handsome men and handsome situations yeah

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and it's like it's like all of the most handsome

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dudes from the 1980s oh absolutely yeah it was

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like this was lazy and and like who else yeah

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i'm like uh yeah it's like it's it's just everybody

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it's like rob lowe it's milio estevez It's just

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everybody. Everybody who was remotely like, this

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is a potentially fuckable human being in the

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future got in that movie. And this one, they

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toned it back a little bit, but you still have

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these really great people pop in. They had a

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terrific cast. Yeah. A real banger of a Hidden

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Gems cast. My favorite was Tom Waits, for sure.

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Oh, yeah. Benny. Absolutely. What a great character.

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Although, I will say, I... the designer in me

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hates the, the B being used for Benny's billiards.

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Cause the first time I read that, I'm like Benny's

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Iliards. What's that? Even when they showed it

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again later, that's how my mind read it. It's

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actually Benny's billiards. Benny's billiards.

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No. Cause the B and the, the B, the Benny is

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like one font. Eh, whatever. The Benny is hanging

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out with Tom Waits. That's why you're a good

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movie king. Tank, do you want to take a quick

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synopsis of the film? What's it about for our

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listeners? Alright, so you have Rusty James,

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who is the younger brother of what was the lead

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gang member of a pretty prominent group of young

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men who just fought nonstop in whatever city

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they're in. Rusty is like the heir apparent,

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but is a little dumber. A little less charismatic.

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A lot dumber. A lot dumber. And just does not

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have what it takes to carry on. But at the exact

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same time, his older brother, whose name I never

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really caught, to be honest with you. A really

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good Mickey Rourke. A really good motorcycle

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boy. A really good Mickey Rourke. Fantastic.

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You forget what a wonderful actor. What a presence

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that guy has on stage. He disappeared into that

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one. It's so weird to see Mickey Rourke before

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he became a mannequin that came alive in a trash

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compactor. yes right right right like we were

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talking about this on text like he just i think

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he got he went to bare knuckle boxing or boxing

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just got the crap kicked out and did a whole

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bunch of plastic surgery and just like i don't

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know i think his body there's like a body dysmorphia

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thing i'm not i'm no clinician yeah but i'll

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diagnose people on podcasts all day long uh but

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anyway so so motorcycle boy is basically the

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king and he has come back after a period of time

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in california when she basically has a religious

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experience where he realizes that the lives of

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the kind of rumble like culture that they had

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been a part of was basically hollow and he was

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going in a dead end direction and ultimately

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he was going to wind up in a dead end direction

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and at the end essentially sacrifices himself

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in some way in order to either evolve Rusty James

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or to end the culture or whatever but it's just

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a very nihilistic movie I think in its heart

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like there's not a lot of like hope at the end

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of it no it tries to get there and never really

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reaches it it's also like visually just very

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expressionistic like nothing about it like so

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i was watching it at the very beginning i was

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thinking like this is like a musical with no

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actual like musical sequences in it like every

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scene looks like it's gonna lead up to like the

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jets or whatever they're gonna start snapping

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and like dance fighting but they just like fight

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fight or they just do a thing and like i don't

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know it i i hated it for the first 20 minutes

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but by the end i was like this is killer every

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it took me like it took me about 20 minutes to

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really kind of get into the groove of it but

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once i realized this is just a stage play like

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this is if i saw this on stage if i saw like

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if you i had a character named rusty james who

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was only referred to as rusty james constantly

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on stage perfectly fine with it in a movie i'm

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like this is weird and uncomfortable well even

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there's a there's like a fight scene where one

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of the guys gets knocked down um in an alley

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and like his leg does this huge like melodramatic

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kind of flop and it's like oh yeah that would

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work on a stage definitely more than whatever

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the fuck that was also how would you do the motorcycle

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hitting that fucking guy put that on stage that

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felt like something out of a 1980s video game

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like a double dragon game where yeah shoot yeah

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yeah yeah the bicycle motorcycle he's the motorcycle

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boy he shows up on his motorcycle wrecks it to

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like kill a guy and then like loses his whole

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like namesake then he's just boy and that's why

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he's kind of drifting to the rest of the movie

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they steal another they steal that yamaha or

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whatever yeah yeah he has one more motorcycle

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yeah but i just i loved this the framing of everything

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i loved like the the abundance of fog machines

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even the final shot of rusty james at uh on the

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california coast where it's clearly just him

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on a soundstage with like a screen that is being

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back projected on but it's just it's so it's

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the atmosphere of this whole film is just great

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and like the weird angles i visually just loved

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this film i think it's essentially an independent

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movie made by the person who made the godfather

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yeah you know what i mean it just feels because

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like again he did outsiders right before and

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outsider is like a very straightforward like

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we're making a movie this felt like so at the

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same time you're getting like jim jarmusch is

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coming in there's a lot of down by law kind of

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qualities there there's a lot of this kind of

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like ultra indie black and white you know motivated

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camera like we're gonna go really big and expressionistic

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with the way things are weird angles the fish

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thing yeah in color there's that scene that's

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so good near the end where they're walking through

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the kind of i don't know if it's like a fair

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or maybe just downtown at night and they're talking

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about how motorcycle boy is colorblind and also

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kind of deaf and the sound drowns out and comes

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back in and drowns out and comes back in he's

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talking about like why he can't see stuff and

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like i don't know that's a that's a artsy ass

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move and it's like 10 minutes long it's like

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not a short sequence right that whole sequence

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i it took me a minute to catch on to it but there's

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like whenever the focus is on motorcycle boy

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talking it like deadens the sound and whenever

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we get back to rusty james it's much louder and

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you hear a lot more ambient sound i thought that

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was a really nice touch yeah it's really carefully

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designed like it's again it's an art house movie

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made by a person who made godfather 1 2 and apocalypse

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now yeah Who went on to have a very weird career

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right after that. He has had a very weird career.

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A very weird career. I thoroughly respect that.

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Let's not ignore the Megalopolis of it all. Or

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the Jack of it all. He made Jack. I was forgetting

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about that. Yeah, he made Jack. He made The Rainmaker.

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Yeah, yeah. He made some choices. He said Jack,

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and my brain immediately said, oh, Simple Jack.

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Oh, yeah. What a terrific film. No, that's a

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film within a film. Jack is the one, the Robin

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Williams, who has that disease where he's a boy

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who... ages too fast and by the way i'd be like

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reverse benjamin buttons or something but i knew

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a guy who actually had the disease and it's so

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much more tragic it's not like i'm 12 and i look

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at robin williams like i'm i'm 19 and like i

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have osteoporosis oh that's not like he wasn't

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able to buy you yeah my little friend can go

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get his beer it's like no my 19 year old friend

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needs a walker so um there's a story i want to

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tell here um but we don't do that here so no

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no it's about it's about the it's about the movie

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so they're at the end and they're like looking

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at the fish right it was like beta fish rebel

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fish we want to call like your own call a lot

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of different things so um when i was 22 ish um

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i was i bought i got a house a rental house with

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two other guys we were in college there was three

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bedrooms so Killer rental house. But one bedroom

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had an en suite bathroom. And so that was like

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the desired bathroom. We're like, well, how are

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we going to decide who gets the bathroom? And

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so coin toss, drinking contest, whatever. We

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were like, what if we went to Walmart and we

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all got three betta fish and we put them in one

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container, one aquarium, and we let them fight

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to the death and the last one alive got the room.

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so we did that this is animal abuse this is terrible

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right again i was the older man i didn't you

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know whatever um so we did that and we put them

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all in one fish bowl and over the course of the

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next 70 hours they fought now they don't fight

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like they go and they fight each other and then

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one dies they slowly eat the fins of each other

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until they can't swim anymore and then go upside

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down and they float to the top and they die and

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it was the saddest way i've ever won a bedroom

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in my entire life and like at the end we were

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just like can we just stop yeah we just stopped

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was it your responsibility to flush them down

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your unsweet absolutely yes actually i did take

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care of all of it and i feel terrible about this

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is i'm atoning out loud on this podcast when

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i watched that scene i was like okay i could

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finally clean my conscience so good it's a chance

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for you to heal yeah thanks for coming on cage

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match a chance for you to heal about uh animal

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abuse that you inflicted That's the therapeutic

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podcast about Nicolas Cage. Yeah, it's not fun.

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70 hours, yeah. It was like 20 minutes. We would

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go to work, because we all worked night shifts

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and stuff, we'd go to work and come back and

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they'd still be alive. Horrible. Yeah, that's

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rough. Anyway, not as romantic as a piece of

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that movie. But those fish at the end get set

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free and they all swim their own way. Sure, they

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seem happy. Everything in the aquarium should

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go in a river. Absolutely. Check it all in a

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river. All goes in a river. That's fresh water.

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I'm assuming that's the Missouri River. I'm sure

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that thing is perfectly great for it. Definitely

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primed for it. It's got the right pH balance.

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They're going to do great. So other cast of characters,

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Diane Lane plays his girlfriend. Nicholas Cage

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plays Smokey. Can we address the Nicholas Cage

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of it all? Yeah. I liked his jacket. Deuce's

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wild jacket. That was actually August Coppola's

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jacket from when they were kids. Interesting.

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And Francis, because Francis was really big into

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the brother story of this all, and it really

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connected. I went back and re -read the Age of

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Cage portion of this. Yeah, so he was like, oh,

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you know, we'll get him to wear his dad's old,

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like, I don't know, gang jacket. Gang. Gang.

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I guess Cage was not famous enough for the rusty

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part at this point. Which, it's kind of too bad

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looking at it, because I feel like he would have

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done a good job. I mean, it's early in his career,

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so it would have been a stretch. But, like, Matt

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Dillon did fine. but he's fine he was fine he's

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rusty james we got it i think a lot of the like

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acting performances could be just qualified as

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fine yeah nobody was exemplary i think uh um

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that's hopper hopper hopper was great hopper

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was good but like the movie is like oh their

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contentious relationship with their father and

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it's like no he seems like just a drinking buddy

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to them yeah like there seems to be no struggle

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between the father's drinking except for you

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know obviously like motorcycle boy comes in and

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he's like playfully getting rid of the alcohol

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in the house sort of thing i mean i think the

00:19:45.329 --> 00:19:47.970
contention is their dad's just an absentee absentee

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drunk for sure yeah yeah but it never feels contentious

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Nobody seems to have a real problem, a developmental

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problem. The problem is they're all trapped.

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That's the thing. It's not that he's mean or

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cruel or violent. He's just a trap. He's a person

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who has to be taken care of. They have to be

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there for him. He's just an ever -present chaotic

00:20:13.730 --> 00:20:16.309
part of their life. He's not terrible, but...

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I don't know. I don't think any movie's ever

00:20:18.710 --> 00:20:20.650
made worse for Dennis Hopper. I think he's one

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of the few actors like, oh, you made that a little

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better every single time. Well, I'm not upset

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about him being in there. I enjoyed his performance.

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It just never felt like... You wanted a little

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more antagonism between the family. Well, everybody

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seems so resigned to their place in life except

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for Motorcycle Boy. It's like, oh, yeah, I am

00:20:39.910 --> 00:20:44.190
the dumb gang leader. Well, Smokey outsmarts

00:20:44.190 --> 00:20:50.029
Rusty James. and takes the gang but he seems

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to be the only one with any kind of ambition

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like that was kind of the thing at the end though

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there really was no gang like at the beginning

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Rusty James is trying to make this whole big

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stink about like rumbling and shit and we're

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led to believe that Smokey's kind of a coward

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and he's just apathetic because he's like you're

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dumb the gang was dork and beef boy and lawrence

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fishburne larry larry fishburne but like they're

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ultimately just plain at being gangsters and

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smoky's really the only one who sees that yeah

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i know for real but i do think a lot of it is

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about that like it's not it's not that it's like

00:21:32.700 --> 00:21:36.220
this really violent terrible place it's not great

00:21:36.220 --> 00:21:38.259
but it's just like there's nowhere to go it's

00:21:38.259 --> 00:21:40.079
like a dead end you know what i mean like hopper

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was a dead end and that's what they wrote so

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when they were talking about the mom the mom

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got out right that was the whole thing she was

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not a dead end everybody's like oh she was crazy

00:21:48.299 --> 00:21:50.000
she left she's like no she was probably the sanest

00:21:50.000 --> 00:21:51.599
person in the entire group but like everybody

00:21:51.599 --> 00:21:54.140
there was just like resigned to the space they

00:21:54.140 --> 00:21:56.660
were in it's getting a little heavy uh i'll check

00:21:56.660 --> 00:21:58.839
it back i'll back out real fast in praise of

00:21:58.839 --> 00:22:04.140
diane uh wow i just this is one of the we every

00:22:04.140 --> 00:22:06.279
time again you bring me in for the horn stuff

00:22:06.279 --> 00:22:07.920
so i'm going to put my horns on for a second

00:22:07.920 --> 00:22:12.849
so it was laura dern in wild at heart just was

00:22:12.849 --> 00:22:15.430
smoking and diane lane comes in hot this whole

00:22:15.430 --> 00:22:18.150
fucking oh yeah that's so good i like the fantasy

00:22:18.150 --> 00:22:21.630
sequence where she's like up on oh yeah the thing

00:22:21.630 --> 00:22:23.930
and she's taking her clothes off and like he's

00:22:23.930 --> 00:22:25.609
like in the wood shop or whatever like or like

00:22:25.609 --> 00:22:30.490
the machine shop like whatever what a great move

00:22:30.490 --> 00:22:36.430
just just a plus it's so hard thinking about

00:22:36.430 --> 00:22:39.920
just high school back then were like here's just

00:22:39.920 --> 00:22:42.900
a big old machine shop where when i went to high

00:22:42.900 --> 00:22:46.980
school it was like we can afford a book for five

00:22:46.980 --> 00:22:51.140
lucky this movie there were two parts that gave

00:22:51.140 --> 00:22:54.359
me like a little crisis there was one line where

00:22:54.359 --> 00:22:57.220
someone's like god he's so old he looks like

00:22:57.220 --> 00:23:00.279
25 oh yeah and i was like yeah okay that's kids

00:23:00.279 --> 00:23:02.859
talking whatever and then hopper is like i'm

00:23:02.859 --> 00:23:06.789
40 i've only got 35 summers left in me and i

00:23:06.789 --> 00:23:10.890
was like jesus fuck is that all i have left yeah

00:23:10.890 --> 00:23:14.549
oh yeah no i that that hit too i'm like 35 summers

00:23:14.549 --> 00:23:17.970
doesn't sound like that many summers oh it's

00:23:17.970 --> 00:23:19.329
always fun you never know when like the midlife

00:23:19.329 --> 00:23:21.730
crisis is gonna smash into you it's now what

00:23:21.730 --> 00:23:23.829
is happening well so i was talking about somebody

00:23:23.829 --> 00:23:26.109
the other day we're like uh talking about cheers

00:23:26.109 --> 00:23:29.130
and like how george went was 34 when i started

00:23:29.130 --> 00:23:31.089
i was like i feel a lot but i look in the mirror

00:23:31.089 --> 00:23:34.000
and he's like i'm 43 i'm like all right I look

00:23:34.000 --> 00:23:36.619
significantly better than Dennis Hopper did at

00:23:36.619 --> 00:23:40.200
40. A different life. We're on different timelines.

00:23:40.559 --> 00:23:42.519
Well, it's like Nick has pointed this out a few

00:23:42.519 --> 00:23:45.240
times. You used to be able to smoke inside everywhere.

00:23:46.200 --> 00:23:50.559
And it was cool. It was cool. Super tight. Motorcycle

00:23:50.559 --> 00:23:54.220
Boy and Rusty James smoked quite a bit. Nick

00:23:54.220 --> 00:23:57.740
Cage, like, when they came out of the bar, Motorcycle

00:23:57.740 --> 00:23:59.720
Boy lights up a cigarette, then immediately throws

00:23:59.720 --> 00:24:02.650
it away. yeah that's classic and then motorcycle

00:24:02.650 --> 00:24:05.130
boy had that like fucked up busted cigarette

00:24:05.130 --> 00:24:08.210
somehow miraculously able to smoke even though

00:24:08.210 --> 00:24:10.109
it was cracked which doesn't work think about

00:24:10.109 --> 00:24:12.230
though was just how cheap were cigarettes back

00:24:12.230 --> 00:24:15.430
then they were probably a buck it'd have to be

00:24:15.430 --> 00:24:17.750
a buck i think a buck a pack 18 bucks a pack

00:24:17.750 --> 00:24:21.690
like last time i checked but when i quit smoking

00:24:21.690 --> 00:24:27.619
in 2007 They were $3 a pack in Oklahoma. I think

00:24:27.619 --> 00:24:28.819
there were probably like six out here at that

00:24:28.819 --> 00:24:30.579
time. Yeah, that was like, that was the end of

00:24:30.579 --> 00:24:32.819
it. But probably a buck. I remember my grandfather

00:24:32.819 --> 00:24:34.720
quit smoking when they got to 75 cents a pack

00:24:34.720 --> 00:24:37.339
and that was like 1980 something. Yeah. It was

00:24:37.339 --> 00:24:39.720
like eight bucks a pack up here when I quit.

00:24:39.880 --> 00:24:41.940
Yeah. And there was like quite a bit of smoking

00:24:41.940 --> 00:24:45.259
in the, in Benny's billiards where people were

00:24:45.259 --> 00:24:47.839
having milkshakes and Cokes and just smoking

00:24:47.839 --> 00:24:50.740
away. Yeah. Chocolate milk. Yeah, it's like,

00:24:50.759 --> 00:24:52.940
I'm gonna crush a beer, but then give me a glass

00:24:52.940 --> 00:24:55.900
of chocolate milk, Benny. Oh, man, can you imagine

00:24:55.900 --> 00:24:58.559
the phlegm if you had, like, two to three cigarettes

00:24:58.559 --> 00:25:01.869
and then a glass of chocolate milk? That is coating

00:25:01.869 --> 00:25:05.809
the throat. Repulsive. I will say, and I think

00:25:05.809 --> 00:25:07.529
a bunch of us have talked about this for a while,

00:25:07.650 --> 00:25:10.210
if I could have any wish from a really wiener

00:25:10.210 --> 00:25:12.250
-ass genie or something like that, it could make

00:25:12.250 --> 00:25:14.549
me ultimately powerful, it would just be like,

00:25:14.630 --> 00:25:16.529
I would love to smoke with no repercussions.

00:25:16.769 --> 00:25:19.509
It doesn't smell bad, it doesn't hurt my health.

00:25:19.849 --> 00:25:22.849
You get to look badass. I just get to look so

00:25:22.849 --> 00:25:26.029
cool. I have never looked cool. We talked about

00:25:26.029 --> 00:25:28.470
this on the way back from your birthday. I've

00:25:28.470 --> 00:25:29.869
never looked cooler in my life than when I was

00:25:29.869 --> 00:25:32.869
smoking. so no negative only positive i don't

00:25:32.869 --> 00:25:34.890
think that i would have ever had sex with a human

00:25:34.890 --> 00:25:38.650
being had i not been a smoker i'm not sure maybe

00:25:38.650 --> 00:25:40.609
i probably would have found my way there eventually

00:25:40.609 --> 00:25:44.589
but like it it really set the pace for me in

00:25:44.589 --> 00:25:49.650
my 20s i definitely had 100 of the sex that i

00:25:49.650 --> 00:25:52.190
had in my life as a smoker yeah well not like

00:25:52.190 --> 00:25:54.789
like every instance of it but but it was it was

00:25:54.789 --> 00:25:57.750
definitely a part of the darren right every partner

00:25:57.750 --> 00:26:01.490
i've ever slept with was while i was a smoker

00:26:01.490 --> 00:26:04.529
yeah yeah same same like that's at some point

00:26:04.529 --> 00:26:05.769
that's part of the thing is like if i read it

00:26:05.769 --> 00:26:07.509
back to like dating or whatever i'd be like uh

00:26:07.509 --> 00:26:11.809
oh fuck i have a smoky yeah yeah no i don't smoke

00:26:11.809 --> 00:26:17.190
and no no new pokes no again that you bring me

00:26:17.190 --> 00:26:18.910
in for the horn stuff that's good that's why

00:26:18.910 --> 00:26:22.890
you're here um you know one of the things that

00:26:22.890 --> 00:26:25.910
like continually stood out to me through the

00:26:25.910 --> 00:26:29.599
whole the whole movie was just like how did this

00:26:29.599 --> 00:26:33.599
get made right like how how like it like think

00:26:33.599 --> 00:26:36.900
about it in context of because we're as a cage

00:26:36.900 --> 00:26:39.720
match but like nicholas cage is not a big part

00:26:39.720 --> 00:26:42.480
of this it would have been killer had it been

00:26:42.480 --> 00:26:45.960
uh mickey rourke dennis hopper and nicholas cage

00:26:45.960 --> 00:26:48.920
like in the bedroom doing those sequences together

00:26:48.920 --> 00:26:50.319
that would have been a really fun watch i think

00:26:50.319 --> 00:26:51.859
it could have got wild but like we didn't get

00:26:51.859 --> 00:26:54.500
there so it's just like contextually this movie

00:26:54.500 --> 00:26:57.099
you have one of the best biggest directors in

00:26:57.099 --> 00:26:59.589
the world right he's picking up these this ip

00:26:59.589 --> 00:27:02.009
from as he hit and he makes outsiders which comes

00:27:02.009 --> 00:27:04.349
out six months before and like that's a kind

00:27:04.349 --> 00:27:07.390
of a hit oh yeah it launches careers it kind

00:27:07.390 --> 00:27:09.569
of sets the tone for all the big heartthrobs

00:27:09.569 --> 00:27:11.250
of the 80s like it launches that whole thing

00:27:11.250 --> 00:27:13.009
he's like all right so now i'm gonna do it again

00:27:13.009 --> 00:27:14.250
but like no i'm not gonna fucking do it again

00:27:14.250 --> 00:27:18.329
i'm gonna make this weird ass experimental kind

00:27:18.329 --> 00:27:21.829
of crazy film that looks beautiful it's some

00:27:21.829 --> 00:27:23.289
of the best black and white photography i think

00:27:23.289 --> 00:27:24.930
i've ever seen in my entire life i think the

00:27:24.930 --> 00:27:27.250
only other movie i've seen that looks as good

00:27:27.680 --> 00:27:29.660
The Man Who Wasn't There by the Coen Brothers.

00:27:29.940 --> 00:27:33.660
It's just exquisite black and white. This is

00:27:33.660 --> 00:27:35.299
maybe the best black and white I think I've ever

00:27:35.299 --> 00:27:40.279
seen. So this movie was shot back to back with

00:27:40.279 --> 00:27:43.000
The Outsiders. They kept the exact same production

00:27:43.000 --> 00:27:46.500
crew and everything. So I think that really helped.

00:27:46.599 --> 00:27:49.980
And just getting it made was the... They were

00:27:49.980 --> 00:27:54.140
writing the screenplay while filming The Outsiders.

00:27:54.660 --> 00:27:56.740
Was it the same director of photography between

00:27:56.740 --> 00:27:59.559
the two? I'd have to double check, but I know

00:27:59.559 --> 00:28:02.460
that Coppola wanted to keep his production crew

00:28:02.460 --> 00:28:05.460
from Outsiders into this. Probably would have

00:28:05.460 --> 00:28:10.000
been. I mean, you would think. That's a person

00:28:10.000 --> 00:28:12.599
at the top of their powers, right? They can go

00:28:12.599 --> 00:28:14.140
to any studio and be like, you're going to give

00:28:14.140 --> 00:28:15.980
me this much money, I'm going to make this movie

00:28:15.980 --> 00:28:19.819
and this movie simultaneously. And studio producers,

00:28:19.960 --> 00:28:22.160
you can't show up. You can't check in on what

00:28:22.160 --> 00:28:23.619
we're doing. Maybe they showed up one day on

00:28:23.619 --> 00:28:25.000
Outsiders and were like, oh, these are handsome

00:28:25.000 --> 00:28:26.910
boys. and like we're gonna we're gonna make a

00:28:26.910 --> 00:28:28.710
ton of money and they walked off and they didn't

00:28:28.710 --> 00:28:30.529
check in on rumble fish and rumble fish comes

00:28:30.529 --> 00:28:34.589
out you're like huh yeah this is a thing huh

00:28:34.589 --> 00:28:36.769
they tilted the camera a lot on this one didn't

00:28:36.769 --> 00:28:39.730
you buddy yeah so it was it was steven henry

00:28:39.730 --> 00:28:42.450
burham was his name i think this looks great

00:28:42.450 --> 00:28:47.569
oh we also did snake eyes oh wow so reunited

00:28:47.569 --> 00:28:52.009
mission impossible so i forgot about this in

00:28:52.009 --> 00:28:54.170
the beginning of the film when they like the

00:28:54.170 --> 00:28:57.130
first few like set up scenes they show like the

00:28:57.130 --> 00:28:59.529
city and they kind of like have it on a time

00:28:59.529 --> 00:29:03.869
lapse but it gave me like those old like the

00:29:03.869 --> 00:29:06.170
videos they'd show us when we were kids in schools

00:29:06.170 --> 00:29:11.109
like you know the mechanism of the economy see

00:29:11.109 --> 00:29:16.309
we were able to afford updated videos we weren't

00:29:16.309 --> 00:29:21.730
all sharing the same book and public domain 1945

00:29:23.130 --> 00:29:24.890
No, I was in Tillamook, Oregon, and they had

00:29:24.890 --> 00:29:27.170
a legit reel -to -reel projector they'd bring

00:29:27.170 --> 00:29:30.170
in with these old fucking old -ass tapes. The

00:29:30.170 --> 00:29:32.410
only time we ever had to watch one of those was,

00:29:32.490 --> 00:29:35.430
like, the first sex ed course I ever went through.

00:29:36.049 --> 00:29:40.710
Sending a chair. Yeah, the evolution, like, sitting

00:29:40.710 --> 00:29:43.809
in the future, I will include electricity. There's

00:29:43.809 --> 00:29:47.670
just nothing. Hard -on, through the screen, it's

00:29:47.670 --> 00:29:53.470
like, erections for all. racing into the sky.

00:29:54.029 --> 00:29:57.670
Trains going into tunnels, rocket ship. It's

00:29:57.670 --> 00:30:01.490
just an innuendo. It's not sex ed. It's just

00:30:01.490 --> 00:30:04.130
metaphors. I'm going to have a real hard time

00:30:04.130 --> 00:30:09.170
adjusting to... Although, Sean, I'm sold every

00:30:09.170 --> 00:30:12.210
time we do a time lapse at night of a city. If

00:30:12.210 --> 00:30:14.549
it's a pretty time lapse at night, I'm just like,

00:30:14.589 --> 00:30:17.069
let's just do it. Let's watch a city go to bed

00:30:17.069 --> 00:30:20.130
and wake up over a time lapse. I'm in. Every

00:30:20.130 --> 00:30:21.710
freaking time. What was the big billboard in

00:30:21.710 --> 00:30:24.690
that scene, that nighttime scene? Mayo? Mayo,

00:30:24.809 --> 00:30:26.769
I think. I'm sure it was probably like Mayo Clinic

00:30:26.769 --> 00:30:29.349
or something, but like the idea of a giant sign

00:30:29.349 --> 00:30:31.950
for... Oh yeah, just a giant sign for mayonnaise.

00:30:32.210 --> 00:30:34.789
Yeah, well you said there was like a magazine

00:30:34.789 --> 00:30:38.170
or something? Yeah, the magazine said something

00:30:38.170 --> 00:30:42.710
called Hamburger. Hamburger Magazine? Hamburger

00:30:42.710 --> 00:30:45.950
Magazine. Makes sense to me. I would subscribe.

00:30:46.680 --> 00:30:48.779
So are we going to start a hamburger magazine?

00:30:49.099 --> 00:30:51.400
Let's do it. Probably. It'd come out of left

00:30:51.400 --> 00:30:53.819
field. Nobody would expect it from me. So I think

00:30:53.819 --> 00:30:56.460
it needs to be large format twice a year. Like

00:30:56.460 --> 00:30:58.660
a really big thick one. Like really big time

00:30:58.660 --> 00:31:02.180
into it. Like the swimsuit edition. Big format

00:31:02.180 --> 00:31:06.279
twice a year. One seasonal hot dog. Real thick

00:31:06.279 --> 00:31:09.779
paper. Well there can be a hot dog centerfold.

00:31:09.880 --> 00:31:14.000
So that way you unfold the giant hot dog. Yeah.

00:31:14.059 --> 00:31:17.019
You can run your hands over. Ooh. One scratch

00:31:17.019 --> 00:31:19.319
and sniff page, yeah. We're on the same page.

00:31:19.460 --> 00:31:21.519
All right. Yes, absolutely. This is going to

00:31:21.519 --> 00:31:23.700
happen. Cool. Spare sourcing right now. Cage

00:31:23.700 --> 00:31:25.480
match. A roundabout way of starting a magazine.

00:31:26.579 --> 00:31:31.299
So I do want to come back to, like, Matt Dillon's

00:31:31.299 --> 00:31:34.559
performance real quick, because I think he's

00:31:34.559 --> 00:31:38.759
great in this, just as the fucking poser kid.

00:31:40.169 --> 00:31:42.289
what's up with the leather cuff like what's up

00:31:42.289 --> 00:31:44.309
with like the one like leather like fighting

00:31:44.309 --> 00:31:47.970
cuff just trying to look cool man it's just cool

00:31:47.970 --> 00:31:52.309
shit yeah i just like it's such it's such a vibe

00:31:52.309 --> 00:31:54.869
and i definitely knew this guy in high school

00:31:54.869 --> 00:31:58.009
like i definitely knew that guy who just wanted

00:31:58.009 --> 00:32:00.670
to be cool and was just projecting that image

00:32:00.670 --> 00:32:04.509
and story of himself out there and it was just

00:32:04.509 --> 00:32:07.049
easier to go along with it than to just be like

00:32:07.049 --> 00:32:10.920
nah dude So the Yahoo who comes into our podcast

00:32:10.920 --> 00:32:14.299
wearing their best fighting blouse has decided

00:32:14.299 --> 00:32:20.480
to critique the fashion of 1980s small town gang

00:32:20.480 --> 00:32:23.099
members. In the 80s, man, this was written in

00:32:23.099 --> 00:32:27.680
the 60s. I guess the movie moves it forward a

00:32:27.680 --> 00:32:33.119
little bit. Oh, man. Bandana Sean is not happy

00:32:33.119 --> 00:32:37.000
with Cuffy Dillon. For our listeners, just so

00:32:37.000 --> 00:32:39.680
everyone knows, this thing is like a button to

00:32:39.680 --> 00:32:43.819
ruffle just above the navel. Just pure midsection.

00:32:43.859 --> 00:32:47.700
There's full sternum bush on display. Sure. I

00:32:47.700 --> 00:32:52.609
can see your xiphoid process. That's true. Anybody

00:32:52.609 --> 00:32:54.769
know what that is? No. Not a fucking clue. No

00:32:54.769 --> 00:32:56.670
good. It is a small bone that hangs down at the

00:32:56.670 --> 00:32:58.990
center where your ribcage meets right here and

00:32:58.990 --> 00:33:01.049
holds it together. Is that the one you take off

00:33:01.049 --> 00:33:03.890
when you want to suck your dick? I mean, there's

00:33:03.890 --> 00:33:05.269
a lot. It's not going to hurt. No, it's not going

00:33:05.269 --> 00:33:06.630
to hurt. Actually, it will separate your ribcage.

00:33:06.710 --> 00:33:09.529
It's pretty critical linchpin in the whole chest

00:33:09.529 --> 00:33:12.049
area, but anyway. I got zip ties. This is a diphoid

00:33:12.049 --> 00:33:16.309
process. That's a weird name for a bone. I love

00:33:16.309 --> 00:33:22.859
it. That joke got me, but it did. Neat. Oh, man.

00:33:22.980 --> 00:33:24.900
I just, I kind of wonder, like, what happened

00:33:24.900 --> 00:33:27.160
to Matt Dillon? You know what I mean? I think

00:33:27.160 --> 00:33:29.700
it's the voice. Honestly, the whole time is...

00:33:29.700 --> 00:33:32.740
He sounds so dumb. He sounds like no dumb character.

00:33:33.119 --> 00:33:35.960
There's no way of taking the Matt Dillon voice

00:33:35.960 --> 00:33:39.039
and being like, well, you know, he's a respectable

00:33:39.039 --> 00:33:41.119
authority figure that you should, like, follow

00:33:41.119 --> 00:33:43.259
into the... Not a fucking chance. Like, you think

00:33:43.259 --> 00:33:46.220
about, like, so, okay, you take... The Outsiders

00:33:46.220 --> 00:33:47.759
group is really that group. So he was in the

00:33:47.759 --> 00:33:49.640
Outsiders as well. So you have, like, Cruz, and

00:33:49.640 --> 00:33:52.420
you have Rob Lowe, and you have... uh Swayze

00:33:52.420 --> 00:33:55.160
and there's a handful of other folks in there

00:33:55.160 --> 00:33:58.460
like uh but like he was also in there but like

00:33:58.460 --> 00:34:01.660
he could never really break out and I think it's

00:34:01.660 --> 00:34:03.420
the voice I think you're entirely right I was

00:34:03.420 --> 00:34:06.099
trying to pinpoint what it is and he's just it's

00:34:06.099 --> 00:34:09.119
a meathead voice he's also he's got like the

00:34:09.119 --> 00:34:12.000
real mouth breather look about him too yeah that's

00:34:12.000 --> 00:34:13.960
hard to get away from little simian yeah and

00:34:13.960 --> 00:34:16.340
a lumpy good looking guy not gonna yeah yeah

00:34:16.340 --> 00:34:19.519
yeah but monkey Yeah, like a good -looking monkey.

00:34:19.539 --> 00:34:22.639
That is a very handsome monkey. So, like, on

00:34:22.639 --> 00:34:25.440
that line, too, like, Mickey Rourke was a pretty

00:34:25.440 --> 00:34:27.179
good -looking dude. I mean, he's kind of strange

00:34:27.179 --> 00:34:28.420
-looking. I was thinking about it. It's like

00:34:28.420 --> 00:34:31.960
if Sam Rockwell and Stephen Dorff fucked, but...

00:34:31.960 --> 00:34:36.000
Let's take three seconds to think about that.

00:34:37.980 --> 00:34:41.960
It's working for me. Take him off. Put him on.

00:34:41.980 --> 00:34:44.119
Take him off, boys. But yeah, it's kind of a

00:34:44.119 --> 00:34:46.780
shame. I mean, he really did get fucked up. Like,

00:34:46.780 --> 00:34:50.239
he was... not a beautiful man but like i think

00:34:50.239 --> 00:34:52.340
the funny thing is in the in the movie you see

00:34:52.340 --> 00:34:55.179
him in the photo the motorcycle and he has long

00:34:55.179 --> 00:34:57.960
hair and he looks handsome man his haircut is

00:34:57.960 --> 00:35:00.079
so stupid it's very dumb whatever they do in

00:35:00.079 --> 00:35:03.340
this it's so stupid it's a real it's a real dork

00:35:03.340 --> 00:35:06.260
it looks like the haircut that every girl who's

00:35:06.260 --> 00:35:07.900
eventually going to be a lesbian gets in the

00:35:07.900 --> 00:35:10.000
eighth grade they're like oh that's who i am

00:35:10.000 --> 00:35:12.500
now i guess yeah it looked to me like he was

00:35:12.500 --> 00:35:16.179
going for some kind of a proto version of the

00:35:17.340 --> 00:35:21.699
misfits because they like just cut in yeah a

00:35:21.699 --> 00:35:24.940
uh a widow's peak on him yeah it's like forced

00:35:24.940 --> 00:35:28.559
widow's peak yeah this is my bangs now this this

00:35:28.559 --> 00:35:31.760
is how it's done he has such a gentle voice for

00:35:31.760 --> 00:35:35.920
the whole thing you get meathead matt dylan he's

00:35:35.920 --> 00:35:38.860
hey whatever i can't do it uh i'm not even trying

00:35:38.860 --> 00:35:43.059
but like uh yeah it's just like ah rusty you

00:35:43.059 --> 00:35:46.599
know these are yeah they belong in the river

00:35:47.210 --> 00:35:50.469
whatever and then it's just such a contrast to

00:35:50.469 --> 00:35:52.909
everybody else who's just coming off like really

00:35:52.909 --> 00:35:56.650
blunt and kind of ridiculous good character yeah

00:35:56.650 --> 00:36:00.389
it was a very it was that scene in the billiard

00:36:00.389 --> 00:36:02.690
hall when they're just like no man he's the king

00:36:03.150 --> 00:36:04.710
you're never gonna get there like you're just

00:36:04.710 --> 00:36:07.369
not gonna happen like that was i don't know there's

00:36:07.369 --> 00:36:09.070
just a bunch of really great scenes you could

00:36:09.070 --> 00:36:10.929
cut out those are very powerful moments and i

00:36:10.929 --> 00:36:12.449
think a lot of people in their life have lived

00:36:12.449 --> 00:36:14.030
through which is like they realize something

00:36:14.030 --> 00:36:15.829
about themselves that they're not going to be

00:36:15.829 --> 00:36:17.690
and like the whole movie the whole movie is actually

00:36:17.690 --> 00:36:20.090
matt dylan realizing like he's not who he thinks

00:36:20.090 --> 00:36:23.349
he is right yeah no uh but that scene where it's

00:36:23.349 --> 00:36:26.969
like you know you're not the king uh like because

00:36:26.969 --> 00:36:30.079
that's nick cage they're outside benny's um and

00:36:30.079 --> 00:36:32.039
it's like you're not the king it's like i would

00:36:32.039 --> 00:36:34.119
be the king and you'd be like a second lieutenant

00:36:34.119 --> 00:36:37.820
like that's the line or something but like at

00:36:37.820 --> 00:36:40.179
the end of that like confrontation when like

00:36:40.179 --> 00:36:43.719
rusty james realizes that you know yeah he's

00:36:43.719 --> 00:36:45.639
not who he thinks he is he's kind of a joke he's

00:36:45.639 --> 00:36:49.500
like he goes to you know like hand off the baton

00:36:49.500 --> 00:36:53.460
like hand it hand the pool cue to nick cage and

00:36:53.460 --> 00:36:55.519
like it's like all right it's you and nick cage

00:36:55.519 --> 00:36:58.230
just like what the fuck dude just cut it out

00:36:58.230 --> 00:37:03.929
like yeah we stop doing this now right i have

00:37:03.929 --> 00:37:08.010
diane lane uh the gang does not exist you're

00:37:08.010 --> 00:37:11.170
a silly man please stop doing performance i want

00:37:11.170 --> 00:37:13.550
to know i want a movie about that other gang

00:37:13.550 --> 00:37:17.289
the one they like effective gang the guy who

00:37:17.289 --> 00:37:20.170
got motorcycled the guy got up until he got motorcycled

00:37:20.170 --> 00:37:25.550
also like rusty james he gets his stomach cut

00:37:25.550 --> 00:37:29.349
open with a big old piece of glass and then gets

00:37:29.349 --> 00:37:33.250
fucking um piped to the head later like this

00:37:33.250 --> 00:37:36.389
movie gets super serious then gets super like

00:37:36.389 --> 00:37:41.369
just jokey real quick yeah i just think it's

00:37:41.369 --> 00:37:43.429
a dreamscape the whole thing it's just like a

00:37:43.429 --> 00:37:46.329
weird fevery surreal dream which is a cop -out

00:37:46.329 --> 00:37:48.389
i could have like leaned in and said yes but

00:37:48.389 --> 00:37:51.869
like the whole the whole thing is just like it

00:37:51.869 --> 00:37:54.829
is ridiculous it's just like young men being

00:37:54.829 --> 00:37:58.400
idiots And, like, overimagining their lives nonstop.

00:37:58.400 --> 00:38:00.139
And you're stuck with this guy who thinks he's

00:38:00.139 --> 00:38:01.820
going to be the most important human being ever.

00:38:01.900 --> 00:38:03.199
And he's like, eh, you're kind of a Dylan. You're

00:38:03.199 --> 00:38:06.679
kind of a Matt Dylan. Yeah, kind of a Matt Dylan.

00:38:06.780 --> 00:38:11.079
That's what he's a Matt Dylan, yeah. But, yeah,

00:38:11.119 --> 00:38:12.780
the fight scene, actually, I really like the

00:38:12.780 --> 00:38:14.719
fight scene. It reminded me a lot of Clockwork

00:38:14.719 --> 00:38:16.739
Orange, the big, like, gang scene there. And

00:38:16.739 --> 00:38:18.599
I think maybe a little bit of a play on that,

00:38:18.699 --> 00:38:21.519
which is, like, the gangs are so serious in that.

00:38:22.159 --> 00:38:24.579
And it might be the same thing. Clockwork Orange,

00:38:24.619 --> 00:38:27.099
the gangs are aging out and they're just becoming

00:38:27.099 --> 00:38:29.659
older men. That's what it is. They're probably

00:38:29.659 --> 00:38:31.860
the younger people who take over gangs or become

00:38:31.860 --> 00:38:34.539
gangs. And it's the same thing. You're too old

00:38:34.539 --> 00:38:38.679
for this shit, man. It's not fun anymore. Unlike

00:38:38.679 --> 00:38:41.440
Warriors, where being a gang is still incredible.

00:38:42.219 --> 00:38:45.480
You could dress up like a baseball boy or a clown.

00:38:45.980 --> 00:38:48.059
Whatever you want, man. That's what I liked about

00:38:48.059 --> 00:38:50.039
the other gang. They kind of had a theme going.

00:38:51.829 --> 00:38:53.710
They were a real gang, that's the difference.

00:38:54.369 --> 00:39:02.469
Murder? Kinda. They kinda had a vibe. Yeah. I

00:39:02.469 --> 00:39:05.829
still do think it felt like a double dragon fight.

00:39:06.070 --> 00:39:07.789
Oh yeah. You show up, everybody kind of kicking,

00:39:07.929 --> 00:39:09.690
a knife flies off, you pick up the knife, you

00:39:09.690 --> 00:39:11.710
can throw it twice before it disappears. I've

00:39:11.710 --> 00:39:15.050
got to show them with a motorcycle. Before the

00:39:15.050 --> 00:39:16.610
fight actually gets going, when they're just

00:39:16.610 --> 00:39:20.170
swinging at each other, Rusty James does do the

00:39:20.170 --> 00:39:26.010
hopping double kick a couple times. Yeah, it's

00:39:26.010 --> 00:39:30.250
very video game. Later on, when Rusty gets hit

00:39:30.250 --> 00:39:33.590
in the head with a pipe, and then Bicycle Boy.

00:39:33.809 --> 00:39:36.449
Sorry, Motorcycle Boy. Well, he didn't have the

00:39:36.449 --> 00:39:39.650
motorcycle at the time. Motorcyclist Boy shows

00:39:39.650 --> 00:39:43.289
up and fights. It's the worst choreography. It

00:39:43.289 --> 00:39:45.369
does bring us to the out -of -body experience.

00:39:45.750 --> 00:39:48.929
I like that scene a lot, actually. That was a

00:39:48.929 --> 00:39:52.349
cool effect. Yeah, so I was watching it in a

00:39:52.349 --> 00:39:54.570
chair with my headphones on in my head, and,

00:39:54.590 --> 00:39:56.889
like, the family was, like, over here doing stuff,

00:39:57.070 --> 00:39:59.090
right? Doing their own thing. And, like, that

00:39:59.090 --> 00:40:01.030
showed up, and I just went, like, hands up in

00:40:01.030 --> 00:40:04.690
the air, like, what the fuck is this? Like, I

00:40:04.690 --> 00:40:08.130
was not expecting it, like, delighted. I was

00:40:08.130 --> 00:40:10.369
kind of delighted non -stop by all the decisions

00:40:10.369 --> 00:40:12.389
that were being made, because, like... after

00:40:12.389 --> 00:40:14.570
the first 20 minutes it just was not boring like

00:40:14.570 --> 00:40:16.989
there was not a boring scene everything was kind

00:40:16.989 --> 00:40:18.650
of visually interesting they were making crazy

00:40:18.650 --> 00:40:21.590
decisions like did it add up to the best movie

00:40:21.590 --> 00:40:23.849
absolutely not so but if i was going to steal

00:40:23.849 --> 00:40:26.210
from a movie as a film director i would steal

00:40:26.210 --> 00:40:29.010
out of this movie like crazy there's so many

00:40:29.010 --> 00:40:30.730
things you could just rob from this movie and

00:40:30.730 --> 00:40:32.349
put into a better movie and it would be awesome

00:40:33.639 --> 00:40:37.500
I think that's the most agreeable sentence I've

00:40:37.500 --> 00:40:39.960
heard from this. I was not a huge fan of this

00:40:39.960 --> 00:40:43.360
one. I'll get that out of the way. It was the

00:40:43.360 --> 00:40:46.039
longest hour and a half that I think I've ever

00:40:46.039 --> 00:40:50.539
spent on this podcast. I'd say it a lot, too.

00:40:52.139 --> 00:40:55.519
Longer than Croods 2? Yeah, dude. This movie

00:40:55.519 --> 00:40:59.099
just felt like a full two -hour film when I was

00:40:59.099 --> 00:41:02.389
watching it. maybe maybe it's the theatricality

00:41:02.389 --> 00:41:05.469
uh being the theater major who doesn't like theater

00:41:05.469 --> 00:41:10.150
uh it doesn't catch me it's just there were some

00:41:10.150 --> 00:41:12.710
moments where i was like yeah that's great i

00:41:12.710 --> 00:41:14.969
forgot what got me started on this i think i

00:41:14.969 --> 00:41:18.769
think it's it's a it's a menu of really interesting

00:41:18.769 --> 00:41:21.730
vignettes and scenes and ideas you know and like

00:41:21.730 --> 00:41:24.070
it really again it feels like coppola was like

00:41:24.670 --> 00:41:26.670
really just scrubbing and trying to make like

00:41:26.670 --> 00:41:29.769
an indie movie trying things really like fucking

00:41:29.769 --> 00:41:31.670
around and like feeling his way through it it

00:41:31.670 --> 00:41:34.710
felt like that so like you know they're just

00:41:34.710 --> 00:41:37.170
shots that look really great again them walking

00:41:37.170 --> 00:41:39.750
through the downtown and like the audio shifts

00:41:39.750 --> 00:41:42.090
based on the character who's talking is a really

00:41:42.090 --> 00:41:45.190
brilliant idea and then like the out -of -body

00:41:45.190 --> 00:41:46.969
thing where he just like is floating through

00:41:46.969 --> 00:41:49.909
could have been terrible but again you're right

00:41:49.909 --> 00:41:52.769
you're right when you put a lot of uh forced

00:41:52.769 --> 00:41:56.150
uh artsy shit together yeah you're dragging me

00:41:56.150 --> 00:41:59.730
through a lot to try to sell this yeah to me

00:41:59.730 --> 00:42:01.969
it's like i was the whole time i was thinking

00:42:01.969 --> 00:42:04.789
oh sorry well and that's kind of where i wanted

00:42:04.789 --> 00:42:07.670
to like finally bring this to is so it's called

00:42:07.670 --> 00:42:11.230
rumble fish and the big metaphor for their situation

00:42:11.230 --> 00:42:13.570
at the end is are these fighting fish are the

00:42:13.570 --> 00:42:15.530
rumble fish that mickey rourke's obsessed with

00:42:15.530 --> 00:42:19.150
wants to steal and like set free and we get that

00:42:19.150 --> 00:42:22.250
like really on the nose scene but i feel like

00:42:22.250 --> 00:42:24.170
it worked really well after motorcycle boy's

00:42:24.170 --> 00:42:26.889
dead rusty james is like throwing the fish in

00:42:26.889 --> 00:42:28.969
the water and when he's thrown up against the

00:42:28.969 --> 00:42:31.889
cop car and for the first time he's in color

00:42:31.889 --> 00:42:36.110
like he sees his own reflection as those trapped

00:42:36.110 --> 00:42:39.920
fish and that's when he decides to leave i love

00:42:39.920 --> 00:42:42.199
that kind of crap i don't know i don't know why

00:42:42.199 --> 00:42:44.920
i just it was earned they they really held it

00:42:44.920 --> 00:42:47.500
for a long time yeah yeah yeah i thought it was

00:42:47.500 --> 00:42:48.960
earned like it's like i said it's a little on

00:42:48.960 --> 00:42:51.559
the nose but i loved it yeah i agree there's

00:42:51.559 --> 00:42:53.340
a lot of stuff like that but i agree like there's

00:42:53.340 --> 00:42:55.079
just these moments like ah i felt good and it

00:42:55.079 --> 00:42:56.880
wasn't too much like it's like the whole movie

00:42:56.880 --> 00:42:58.500
didn't flip to color it was just like a flash

00:42:58.500 --> 00:43:00.300
and then you come back yeah well and then there's

00:43:00.300 --> 00:43:03.099
that like extended And I just I love how it end

00:43:03.099 --> 00:43:06.380
with that extended long shot of the entire cast

00:43:06.380 --> 00:43:09.900
learning about Motorcycle Boy's death. And it's

00:43:09.900 --> 00:43:11.539
cut and it's like everyone has their kind of

00:43:11.539 --> 00:43:14.000
like little like moment of like you see everyone's

00:43:14.000 --> 00:43:17.219
like immediate reaction to the death. And then

00:43:17.219 --> 00:43:20.420
it just cuts to Motorcycle Boy Reigns and the

00:43:20.420 --> 00:43:23.260
silhouette of Matt Dillon like riding off to

00:43:23.260 --> 00:43:26.300
California. I'm like, which is super theatrical.

00:43:26.480 --> 00:43:28.159
It's like what Nick keeps talking about. It is

00:43:28.159 --> 00:43:31.750
a very. stage play so there's a there's a guy

00:43:31.750 --> 00:43:34.309
named james or jamie lloyd i forget how you actually

00:43:34.309 --> 00:43:37.210
say his name but i he's like the hot shit on

00:43:37.210 --> 00:43:38.829
like the western and broadway and everything

00:43:38.829 --> 00:43:41.190
he does has like projection screens and sexy

00:43:41.190 --> 00:43:43.110
people tight underwear it's like all that kind

00:43:43.110 --> 00:43:45.869
of stuff like this felt like a jamie lloyd production

00:43:45.869 --> 00:43:49.550
of a movie right had he been around in like 1983

00:43:49.550 --> 00:43:52.769
i feel like he would have made this movie i'm

00:43:52.769 --> 00:43:55.929
gonna make a controversial statement here i think

00:43:55.929 --> 00:44:00.519
my favorite character was the cop Because when

00:44:00.519 --> 00:44:02.739
he killed Motorcycle Boy, it meant the movie

00:44:02.739 --> 00:44:08.420
was over. Otherwise, the cops sucked. The cops

00:44:08.420 --> 00:44:10.420
were pretty bad. If you ask Nick what the narrative

00:44:10.420 --> 00:44:12.980
was, it was about a hard -nosed cop in Missouri

00:44:12.980 --> 00:44:15.800
dealing with a bunch of fucking pretentious assholes.

00:44:15.980 --> 00:44:18.659
Protecting a pet store. Nothing but steal from

00:44:18.659 --> 00:44:22.179
pet stores and cause fights. Saves the day again.

00:44:22.380 --> 00:44:25.800
Just keeps showing up. Sick -ass mustache. I

00:44:25.800 --> 00:44:28.340
will say, the fucking bullet wound was like...

00:44:29.119 --> 00:44:34.139
pretty gnarly yeah yeah i do like the cop a lot

00:44:34.139 --> 00:44:37.420
so i like how he like just stood there yeah he

00:44:37.420 --> 00:44:40.980
was like a monolith of like antagonism he was

00:44:40.980 --> 00:44:42.960
angel of death yeah like he was just waiting

00:44:42.960 --> 00:44:44.880
like the whole time he was just he was like because

00:44:44.880 --> 00:44:47.239
he never see his eyes why are you showing up

00:44:47.239 --> 00:44:49.619
he's like well because it's like shadow boy is

00:44:49.619 --> 00:44:52.300
a dead man like he's out like he came back from

00:44:52.300 --> 00:44:54.119
california he's destroyed he doesn't want to

00:44:54.119 --> 00:44:55.400
be a part of this he doesn't know where to go

00:44:55.400 --> 00:44:58.019
so he's gonna go he's like check out his gun

00:44:58.510 --> 00:45:00.750
there was a eventually he's gonna go check out

00:45:00.750 --> 00:45:03.469
yeah check out yeah we have a lot of checkouts

00:45:03.469 --> 00:45:05.150
cops in the country these days that is true they're

00:45:05.150 --> 00:45:08.809
always sure you show up at the screen early on

00:45:08.809 --> 00:45:10.570
in the newsreel and well that's gonna turn into

00:45:10.570 --> 00:45:12.949
a problem and it really does not get too political

00:45:12.949 --> 00:45:15.070
but there we are well like i mean the cop even

00:45:15.070 --> 00:45:17.389
has his own other than just yeah being you know

00:45:17.389 --> 00:45:22.489
the harbinger of doom you know also uh when rusty

00:45:22.489 --> 00:45:24.449
james like asks him in the middle of the films

00:45:24.449 --> 00:45:26.440
like what's your problem with motorcycle boy

00:45:26.440 --> 00:45:28.940
and the cop's response is like i see the one

00:45:28.940 --> 00:45:32.099
thing you don't which is you know everyone looks

00:45:32.099 --> 00:45:34.199
up to this thing and up to motorcycle boy and

00:45:34.199 --> 00:45:37.619
like romanticizes that and he's like that's just

00:45:37.619 --> 00:45:39.239
trouble that's just going to lead to more dead

00:45:39.239 --> 00:45:43.000
kids and you know in the end kills motorcycle

00:45:43.000 --> 00:45:47.320
boy and the other cops want to take in um rusty

00:45:47.320 --> 00:45:49.099
james and he's the one who's like no let him

00:45:49.099 --> 00:45:52.500
go like this is over now yeah there is heavily

00:45:52.500 --> 00:45:54.380
an element of like this is the end of an era

00:45:54.800 --> 00:45:56.980
yeah the whole thing like the whole thing starts

00:45:56.980 --> 00:45:59.000
is like we're at the very tail end of something

00:45:59.000 --> 00:46:00.840
and people need to like transition and move on

00:46:00.840 --> 00:46:03.699
kind of thing yeah it's the decay of like this

00:46:03.699 --> 00:46:05.639
previous culture that maybe wasn't so great to

00:46:05.639 --> 00:46:07.519
begin with but like the romanticism is wearing

00:46:07.519 --> 00:46:09.980
off and i think like you're uh we're talking

00:46:09.980 --> 00:46:12.380
about earlier like uh cage's whole thing about

00:46:12.380 --> 00:46:14.860
like why are you hanging against pool cubes it's

00:46:14.860 --> 00:46:16.940
stupid like we're out of this you know what i

00:46:16.940 --> 00:46:19.920
mean like just move on you're being a child yeah

00:46:19.920 --> 00:46:24.860
all right final thoughts i liked it I said that

00:46:24.860 --> 00:46:28.059
at the beginning. I'm saying it again. It grew

00:46:28.059 --> 00:46:30.219
on me a lot, for sure. I understand where you're

00:46:30.219 --> 00:46:31.920
coming from, though, Nick. I mean, it's fine.

00:46:32.179 --> 00:46:37.960
I'm not upset about not liking it. It's not going

00:46:37.960 --> 00:46:42.900
to make me lose sleep. Did you watch Primal right

00:46:42.900 --> 00:46:46.460
after it as a palate cleanser? No, I think I

00:46:46.460 --> 00:46:50.039
just went and cranked one out. There we go. To

00:46:50.039 --> 00:46:56.050
Diane Lane. Diane Lane. God bless Diane Lane.

00:46:56.730 --> 00:47:00.730
Modern Diane Lane. Diane Lane at any decade,

00:47:00.849 --> 00:47:05.010
let's be fair. She's just working it. Yeah, I

00:47:05.010 --> 00:47:06.489
don't know. I didn't like it for the first 20

00:47:06.489 --> 00:47:08.170
minutes. I fell asleep last night, but it was

00:47:08.170 --> 00:47:10.250
a bad time to start. I watched it again this

00:47:10.250 --> 00:47:13.110
afternoon and ended up really enjoying it. Will

00:47:13.110 --> 00:47:16.409
I watch it again ever? No. But will I go and

00:47:16.409 --> 00:47:18.889
find scenes from it online and probably be like...

00:47:19.879 --> 00:47:27.440
look at it a little deeper no yeah i know what

00:47:27.440 --> 00:47:28.960
you're talking about i got shit things to look

00:47:28.960 --> 00:47:31.719
at on instagram or something yeah i'm not studying

00:47:31.719 --> 00:47:36.199
things from rumble yeah i think it's totally

00:47:36.199 --> 00:47:37.500
worth a watch i think especially if you're into

00:47:37.500 --> 00:47:39.500
photography and that's part of like what you

00:47:39.500 --> 00:47:42.150
like about movies like it looks great Yeah, if

00:47:42.150 --> 00:47:44.769
you have the longest hour and a half of your

00:47:44.769 --> 00:47:47.230
life just sitting there in front of you with

00:47:47.230 --> 00:47:50.030
nothing else to do. If the doctor tells you the

00:47:50.030 --> 00:47:52.389
cancer is incredibly aggressive and you have

00:47:52.389 --> 00:47:55.730
two hours left. Whoa, do something better. Make

00:47:55.730 --> 00:47:57.050
some macaroni and cheese. Well, you just want

00:47:57.050 --> 00:47:58.989
it to spread out. You just want to see how long

00:47:58.989 --> 00:48:02.010
can you make it. A bowl of mac and cheese that

00:48:02.010 --> 00:48:04.690
takes about 15 minutes to make. And then watch

00:48:04.690 --> 00:48:07.480
Rumblefish. and you know you got you got another

00:48:07.480 --> 00:48:09.780
month you got one more month of your life right

00:48:09.780 --> 00:48:13.159
there i think if i had an okay hold on if i had

00:48:13.159 --> 00:48:17.199
an hour and a half to live i would probably do

00:48:17.199 --> 00:48:22.179
the most like ridiculous like unbelievable like

00:48:22.179 --> 00:48:24.039
i would have sex with that bowl of mac and cheese

00:48:24.039 --> 00:48:26.639
sure and i'd leave it on the counter that's like

00:48:26.639 --> 00:48:29.869
three minutes that's somebody else yeah Max,

00:48:29.929 --> 00:48:32.530
you're done. Well, yeah, you know, I'm already

00:48:32.530 --> 00:48:35.230
hot and bothered by their mixing noises. I think

00:48:35.230 --> 00:48:38.289
if you're going to have an hour and a half, you've

00:48:38.289 --> 00:48:40.409
got to leave post -nut clarity for, like, the

00:48:40.409 --> 00:48:43.030
last 45 seconds. Like, that has to be an epiphany

00:48:43.030 --> 00:48:45.889
moment. Like, you have to, like, save that for

00:48:45.889 --> 00:48:50.010
the very last minute. And then you do your thing,

00:48:50.210 --> 00:48:52.250
and you're like, oh, I get it now, and then you're

00:48:52.250 --> 00:48:56.210
out. What if I have sex with a mac and cheese?

00:48:56.530 --> 00:48:59.960
Okay. I watched the last 45 seconds. Just the

00:48:59.960 --> 00:49:03.820
last 45 seconds. Straight to it. Fucking garbage

00:49:03.820 --> 00:49:07.179
memes on Instagram the rest of the day. Then

00:49:07.179 --> 00:49:09.519
we'll say you lived a great life. That's a life

00:49:09.519 --> 00:49:13.079
well lived. Going out strong. Alright, well,

00:49:13.139 --> 00:49:16.639
thank you all for listening. You can find us

00:49:16.639 --> 00:49:19.079
on social media. I don't know. Probably. We haven't

00:49:19.079 --> 00:49:21.199
done much on that lately. But you can support

00:49:21.199 --> 00:49:23.579
us if you want. And if not... I don't care. Yeah,

00:49:23.639 --> 00:49:26.320
buy my next box of mac and cheese, please. Yeah,

00:49:26.320 --> 00:49:28.380
Nick needs mac and cheese. I'm running out. I

00:49:28.380 --> 00:49:30.760
stopped smoking, and now I just can't get laid.

00:49:32.659 --> 00:49:34.099
Well, yeah, thank you to our Sparkle Buddies,

00:49:34.159 --> 00:49:36.739
Josh, Josie, Rico, Matt, Adam, Bill, and Stuart,

00:49:36.920 --> 00:49:39.219
and to our Cage Dancers, Ira, John, Freeman,

00:49:39.340 --> 00:49:41.300
Nathan, and Cameron. Thank you guys for listening

00:49:41.300 --> 00:49:44.559
and supporting Rusty James. I love you all very

00:49:44.559 --> 00:49:49.000
much. Rusty James. Rusty James. Rusty James.

00:49:53.820 --> 00:50:15.940
That's dumb. There we go. I nailed it. That was

00:50:15.940 --> 00:50:18.940
hard. Yeah. Cruel harmony, but harmony nonetheless.

00:50:19.659 --> 00:50:23.920
That's what my karaoke was like. For everyone

00:50:23.920 --> 00:50:24.219
else.
