WEBVTT 00:00:21.339 --> 00:00:25.160 I was getting coffee this morning and walking 00:00:25.160 --> 00:00:27.620 the dogs because it's going to get fucking hot 00:00:27.620 --> 00:00:31.530 here soon. I was just like chatting with the 00:00:31.530 --> 00:00:35.909 woman about her lack of AC. And in the middle 00:00:35.909 --> 00:00:37.549 of the conversation, I'm like, shit, I'm supposed 00:00:37.549 --> 00:00:42.750 to be on a podcast. I got to go high priority 00:00:42.750 --> 00:00:47.850 shit. Which is how I'm going to now leave every 00:00:47.850 --> 00:00:50.729 conversation I don't want to be. Oh, shit. Oh, 00:00:50.810 --> 00:00:52.890 I'm supposed to be on a podcast right now. Bye. 00:00:53.149 --> 00:00:54.950 That's right. Actually, that's a pretty good 00:00:54.950 --> 00:00:59.640 exit line. Yeah. Unless you've used it numerous 00:00:59.640 --> 00:01:02.420 times and then people are just like, he's very 00:01:02.420 --> 00:01:04.780 unreliable. That's a very irresponsible person. 00:01:05.359 --> 00:01:10.159 Like, man, can't count on Sean. Start entering 00:01:10.159 --> 00:01:12.200 rooms. Is there somewhere you need to be? Yeah. 00:01:12.219 --> 00:01:14.359 Shouldn't you be on a podcast right now? Fucking 00:01:14.359 --> 00:01:16.859 generally, there's somewhere I need to be. And 00:01:16.859 --> 00:01:20.019 I always forget I'm trying to get better about 00:01:20.019 --> 00:01:22.859 putting stuff on my calendar. Hmm. Do you have 00:01:22.859 --> 00:01:26.450 a physical calendar? No, I should. Yeah, you 00:01:26.450 --> 00:01:28.549 might need that. That's like then I get fucking 00:01:28.549 --> 00:01:31.530 obstinate about it. I just keep writing things 00:01:31.530 --> 00:01:34.750 on the. It's just you're stuck in March and you 00:01:34.750 --> 00:01:37.650 just keep writing it on March 5th. Same difference. 00:01:37.750 --> 00:01:42.109 Yeah, it's March weather. Fives are fives. I 00:01:42.109 --> 00:01:46.849 fives are fives. I was supposed to put something 00:01:46.849 --> 00:01:49.450 in my calendar for next week, and then I got 00:01:49.450 --> 00:01:51.709 tripped up on how we still celebrate Flag Day 00:01:51.709 --> 00:01:54.629 and forgot what I was doing and then like went 00:01:54.629 --> 00:01:56.250 like, Oh, what was that thing I put in my calendar? 00:01:56.409 --> 00:01:58.250 That's right. You were thinking about Flag Day 00:01:58.250 --> 00:02:00.689 and forgot to write it down. It'd be cool if 00:02:00.689 --> 00:02:02.650 we could like just bring in some other flags 00:02:02.650 --> 00:02:07.700 like 2025 is the year of the. I don't know. Tiger 00:02:07.700 --> 00:02:09.900 flag. And it's just a flag with a tiger on it. 00:02:09.900 --> 00:02:11.539 And we celebrate that flag for the year. Yeah, 00:02:11.659 --> 00:02:15.000 it's like, hell yeah. Tiger flag. Tiger flag. 00:02:15.259 --> 00:02:17.259 And then next year, it's something else. It's 00:02:17.259 --> 00:02:21.199 like one of the flags from in front of a McDonald's 00:02:21.199 --> 00:02:24.360 just with the arches and everything. Yeah. Yeah. 00:02:24.699 --> 00:02:28.360 It's like, oh, cool. Your time to shine. That 00:02:28.360 --> 00:02:30.539 is a better symbol of American capitalism and 00:02:30.539 --> 00:02:32.860 American, like, superiority than the current 00:02:32.860 --> 00:02:35.430 flag. Also, it's unfortunate that Flag Day falls 00:02:35.430 --> 00:02:40.090 on Trump's birthday, too. So does it? Yeah, no. 00:02:40.229 --> 00:02:43.689 Yeah, what a bitch. I got to fucking see dogma 00:02:43.689 --> 00:02:46.389 in the theater last night. Oh, yeah. I haven't 00:02:46.389 --> 00:02:49.189 seen them in a really long time, but I remember 00:02:49.189 --> 00:02:52.189 liking it. It's been well, it's been out of print 00:02:52.189 --> 00:02:55.789 for like over a decade because of fucking Harvey 00:02:55.789 --> 00:02:59.110 Weinstein. Mm hmm. I think. They finally got 00:02:59.110 --> 00:03:01.189 the I think the rights finally got like turned 00:03:01.189 --> 00:03:04.169 over or he let him go because he was holding 00:03:04.169 --> 00:03:07.650 on to them out of spite for like him and Kevin 00:03:07.650 --> 00:03:10.370 Smith had a falling out long before all the Weinstein 00:03:10.370 --> 00:03:14.150 stuff came out. So Weinstein was holding on to 00:03:14.150 --> 00:03:16.810 it out of spite. It holds up better than I thought 00:03:16.810 --> 00:03:21.169 it would. I forget how terrible the acting is 00:03:21.169 --> 00:03:25.389 in a. Yeah, it's not good. You look in any Kevin 00:03:25.389 --> 00:03:30.389 Smith film. Yeah. Not a priority, but shit golems. 00:03:30.569 --> 00:03:32.509 Hell yeah. I feel like Clark gets a pass because 00:03:32.509 --> 00:03:35.849 it's his first film. But it really does set the 00:03:35.849 --> 00:03:40.770 template of like no one acts. Yeah. But like 00:03:40.770 --> 00:03:44.590 this is a movie of really good actors and well, 00:03:44.729 --> 00:03:47.009 I say that it's fucking Chris Rock and Selma 00:03:47.009 --> 00:03:49.360 Hayek. Those are the really good actors. Those 00:03:49.360 --> 00:03:52.039 are the two you're pulling out. No, I was going 00:03:52.039 --> 00:03:53.580 to say it has really good actors thinking of 00:03:53.580 --> 00:03:55.080 Alan Rickman. Then I thought about the rest of 00:03:55.080 --> 00:03:56.659 the cast. I'm like, never mind. The movie has 00:03:56.659 --> 00:03:58.599 Alan Rickman. Those are the only movies with 00:03:58.599 --> 00:04:01.840 only scenes with chemistry. Yeah. Yeah. I kind 00:04:01.840 --> 00:04:03.479 of like the Alanis Morissette as God, though. 00:04:04.180 --> 00:04:06.759 Yeah. She's sort of a charming doofus. Yeah. 00:04:06.960 --> 00:04:09.139 She doesn't say anything. Yeah, it's perfect. 00:04:09.800 --> 00:04:13.789 She does say boop. She does say boop. I do appreciate 00:04:13.789 --> 00:04:16.250 this is now a dogma podcast. That's my last thought 00:04:16.250 --> 00:04:19.509 on it. I do appreciate the Chekhov's gun of Alan 00:04:19.509 --> 00:04:21.790 Rickman saying to hear the voice of God, your 00:04:21.790 --> 00:04:23.310 brain would melt and your heart would explode 00:04:23.310 --> 00:04:25.149 out of your chest. And that's exactly what happens 00:04:25.149 --> 00:04:30.870 to Bartleby at the end of the film. Yeah. What 00:04:30.870 --> 00:04:32.310 I'm saying, it was cool to see on the big screen 00:04:32.310 --> 00:04:34.250 and holds up better than I thought. That's cool. 00:04:34.310 --> 00:04:39.550 I think he was considering a sequel to it from 00:04:39.550 --> 00:04:44.180 something I saw online. After I think they resubmitted 00:04:44.180 --> 00:04:45.860 this for can or something like that. I don't 00:04:45.860 --> 00:04:50.019 know. Interesting. I saw headlines didn't read 00:04:50.019 --> 00:04:52.899 story. I same. Yeah, I have not seen clerks three. 00:04:53.199 --> 00:04:55.620 I enjoyed clerks two for what it is. I just like 00:04:55.620 --> 00:04:57.819 those characters. And I was always a fan of the 00:04:57.819 --> 00:04:59.360 cartoon show. So I'm like, you can do more with 00:04:59.360 --> 00:05:02.100 these two. But I don't need a heartwarming movie 00:05:02.100 --> 00:05:04.100 about how Randall has a heart attack and is dying. 00:05:04.600 --> 00:05:07.759 That's not what I want Randall for. Yeah, not 00:05:07.759 --> 00:05:13.079 at all. So. Welcome back to cage match. I have 00:05:13.079 --> 00:05:15.180 not figured out a new intro for whatever the 00:05:15.180 --> 00:05:17.839 fuck we're doing now. Today, we're discussing 00:05:17.839 --> 00:05:20.459 fast times at Ridgemont High, and I feel like 00:05:20.459 --> 00:05:22.779 we should discuss this movie just as much as 00:05:22.779 --> 00:05:25.060 Nick Cage is in it. So let's keep talking about 00:05:25.060 --> 00:05:30.160 dogma. It's worth talking about. Yeah. But yeah, 00:05:30.199 --> 00:05:32.500 it is. It's remarkable how little he's in this. 00:05:32.540 --> 00:05:35.420 But yeah, we introduce yourselves. Oh, I'm Sean. 00:05:35.980 --> 00:05:39.060 I'm Nick. And I'm producer Peter. Welcome back, 00:05:39.180 --> 00:05:42.240 everybody. Season three, baby. Three. OK. Yeah. 00:05:42.600 --> 00:05:46.379 Four. Three. When? I don't know. Ten. Well, you 00:05:46.379 --> 00:05:49.459 know, I keep thinking about Daryl on his Defoe 00:05:49.459 --> 00:05:51.819 podcast. They like break it down in such a strange 00:05:51.819 --> 00:05:55.100 way. They're on like season 12 and it's like 00:05:55.100 --> 00:05:58.360 and we're in 2005 for Willem Defoe. It's like, 00:05:58.660 --> 00:06:03.160 what the fuck? Well, to be fair, that's fucking. 00:06:04.450 --> 00:06:07.550 British UK style. Yeah. Like they have a different 00:06:07.550 --> 00:06:09.449 numbering system like they have like their seasons 00:06:09.449 --> 00:06:11.870 are eight episodes long. Yeah. Fives are still 00:06:11.870 --> 00:06:15.189 fives, though. So. But yeah, obviously, fast 00:06:15.189 --> 00:06:20.290 times at Ridgemont High. Yeah. I thought I had 00:06:20.290 --> 00:06:22.709 not seen this movie before. And then as soon 00:06:22.709 --> 00:06:25.170 as we started it, I was like, oh, I've seen this 00:06:25.170 --> 00:06:29.009 entire movie. I know what I'm doing now. And 00:06:29.009 --> 00:06:32.629 that was a relief. I really like Spicoli. Spicoli 00:06:32.629 --> 00:06:35.480 makes me laugh. Yeah, his interactions with Mr. 00:06:35.720 --> 00:06:38.959 Hand. Crack me up. That is absolutely the best, 00:06:39.259 --> 00:06:42.399 like two part buddy. Yeah, they're the greatest 00:06:42.399 --> 00:06:45.439 duo. Yeah. So because everything else is sort 00:06:45.439 --> 00:06:48.240 of just like weird vignette characters that have 00:06:48.240 --> 00:06:50.060 no arcs for the most part. Sean and we're talking 00:06:50.060 --> 00:06:52.519 about that. It's like, who is this movie actually 00:06:52.519 --> 00:06:56.759 about? Yeah, I would assume it's about the girl 00:06:56.759 --> 00:06:59.879 who? Yeah, Stacey. Yeah. Judge Reinhold's sister. 00:06:59.879 --> 00:07:03.170 Who just wants to bang. Mm hmm. Played by Jennifer 00:07:03.170 --> 00:07:06.490 Jason Lee. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. This is one of those 00:07:06.490 --> 00:07:09.149 movies I missed when I was like the appropriate 00:07:09.149 --> 00:07:12.990 age to like like this, like I enjoyed the performances. 00:07:13.170 --> 00:07:16.149 I thought the stories were fine. I didn't dislike 00:07:16.149 --> 00:07:19.170 the movie. I enjoyed watching it. But the relatability, 00:07:19.170 --> 00:07:22.930 I feel at 40 completely out the window. Oh, yeah. 00:07:22.990 --> 00:07:25.189 It's definitely a movie for teenagers. Yeah. 00:07:25.430 --> 00:07:31.389 So something about a fucking. Teenage sex romp 00:07:31.389 --> 00:07:34.509 hits different at 40, especially when the primary 00:07:34.509 --> 00:07:39.509 character is supposed to be 15. Mm hmm. And there 00:07:39.509 --> 00:07:43.449 is grout. There is like full frontal nudity of 00:07:43.449 --> 00:07:45.649 an actress who is 19 at the time. And I'm like, 00:07:45.689 --> 00:07:49.189 this is early uncomfortable. I do not like any 00:07:49.189 --> 00:07:52.269 of this. Did I sleep through Bush? Like, no. 00:07:52.509 --> 00:07:57.329 Yeah. OK. So just boobs. Yeah. Full boobal nudity. 00:07:57.980 --> 00:08:00.480 Yeah, Phoebe Cates and Jennifer Jason Lee boobs. 00:08:00.759 --> 00:08:03.819 Yeah. Yeah. I'll see you got the names. I yeah, 00:08:04.019 --> 00:08:06.240 I never get the names. That's just like sweet. 00:08:06.420 --> 00:08:08.500 There's Stacey and Linda with our character names. 00:08:08.800 --> 00:08:11.560 Nice. Yeah, I was realizing too that like I had 00:08:11.560 --> 00:08:14.300 never seen this movie and most of my reference 00:08:14.300 --> 00:08:18.339 was just the Reinhold clip of like his fantasy, 00:08:18.339 --> 00:08:22.579 but mostly from The Man Show, which I don't know 00:08:22.579 --> 00:08:24.399 if you ever saw that episode where they did it. 00:08:24.439 --> 00:08:27.439 They lampoon it, but it's like. That maybe it's 00:08:27.439 --> 00:08:29.339 Jimmy Kimmel coming out of the pool, taking off 00:08:29.339 --> 00:08:31.420 his top and having Corolla's in the bathroom, 00:08:31.560 --> 00:08:34.320 eating a corndog while watching. Awesome. Yeah. 00:08:35.759 --> 00:08:38.759 That's about all I remember from the show. Oh, 00:08:38.980 --> 00:08:41.419 I want to talk about trampolines. There was that 00:08:41.419 --> 00:08:43.240 there was the guy who could drink beer fast. 00:08:43.679 --> 00:08:46.019 Yeah, he's dead now. Well, yeah, he probably 00:08:46.019 --> 00:08:50.149 has esophageal cancer that got him. Well, that's 00:08:50.149 --> 00:08:53.009 upsetting and a downer. Yeah. I was going to 00:08:53.009 --> 00:08:55.210 talk about how Judge Reinholdt was whacking up 00:08:55.210 --> 00:08:58.110 in the toilet, like on his knees in front of 00:08:58.110 --> 00:09:01.269 it, just whacking one into it. Yeah, good old 00:09:01.269 --> 00:09:06.809 Judge. Fucking knock. And he wasn't even so put 00:09:06.809 --> 00:09:10.009 out by it either. Yeah, right. How do we want 00:09:10.009 --> 00:09:12.070 to break down this movie since it is mostly the 00:09:12.070 --> 00:09:14.250 yes. Do we each want to take like a character's 00:09:14.250 --> 00:09:16.690 arc and just like do a quick like run through? 00:09:17.049 --> 00:09:22.049 No. Are we just giving up the pretense of like 00:09:22.049 --> 00:09:24.610 discussing what the movies actually happens in 00:09:24.610 --> 00:09:27.570 the movie? Oh, we could give it a try. Give a 00:09:27.570 --> 00:09:31.809 quick summary. So it's the final year of some 00:09:31.809 --> 00:09:36.629 some of these students high school careers. Judge 00:09:36.629 --> 00:09:39.049 Reinholdt is a senior. He and his girlfriend 00:09:39.049 --> 00:09:43.029 break up because she just has, you know, so much 00:09:43.029 --> 00:09:45.990 more life to live, which was a relief to him. 00:09:47.470 --> 00:09:49.350 Well, he wants to break up with her because she 00:09:49.350 --> 00:09:53.769 won't put out. Yeah. Which is reasonable. Yeah. 00:09:54.049 --> 00:09:59.409 Yeah. It's a high schooler movie. Yeah. Yeah. 00:09:59.409 --> 00:10:02.070 So it's just the story of like the last year. 00:10:02.190 --> 00:10:05.250 There's one girl who works at OK. So most of 00:10:05.250 --> 00:10:08.370 these people work at the mall in some form of 00:10:08.370 --> 00:10:12.789 food or another. One of the servers at the pizza 00:10:12.789 --> 00:10:18.360 place. Hooks up with an older guy and they bang 00:10:18.360 --> 00:10:22.340 in the dugout At the point. Yeah, they call it 00:10:22.340 --> 00:10:26.360 the point weird She just kind of become like 00:10:26.360 --> 00:10:29.480 that's her association with dating now is just 00:10:29.480 --> 00:10:33.840 banging. So she becomes a banger a people banger 00:10:33.840 --> 00:10:38.679 then who else is miss their spicoli he's a Like 00:10:38.679 --> 00:10:42.309 a stoner surfer kid played by Sean Penn Yeah, 00:10:42.370 --> 00:10:45.009 he's the best. I love when they enter the restaurant 00:10:45.009 --> 00:10:47.850 and just take their shirts off and it's like, 00:10:47.929 --> 00:10:52.789 hey, what's the sign say? No shirt, no shoes, 00:10:53.429 --> 00:10:58.330 no dice. Oh, that's right. Shirts on boys. I 00:10:58.330 --> 00:11:00.950 do like I do like it's like I know you had shirts 00:11:00.950 --> 00:11:05.789 on when you came in here. Yeah. That was fun. 00:11:06.470 --> 00:11:11.720 So, yeah, he's kind of a dingus and he's. Most 00:11:11.720 --> 00:11:14.519 of his story is centered around this one class 00:11:14.519 --> 00:11:17.539 with his history class with Mr. Hand, who's just 00:11:17.539 --> 00:11:21.860 a very strict kind of guy, which doesn't work 00:11:21.860 --> 00:11:25.000 with somebody like Spicoli. Judge Reinholdt is 00:11:25.000 --> 00:11:28.039 going through a series of jobs. Yeah, he gets 00:11:28.039 --> 00:11:32.279 fired a lot. Yeah. Oh, did you guys look at the 00:11:32.279 --> 00:11:36.500 IMDb of his boss? His boss, Dennis Taylor, the 00:11:36.500 --> 00:11:39.179 one who fires him for, you know. Call him the 00:11:39.179 --> 00:11:42.879 customer piece of shit or whatever. His IMDb 00:11:42.879 --> 00:11:45.980 profile picture is awesome. Oh, I didn't see 00:11:45.980 --> 00:11:50.720 it. Oh, perfect. Wow. I believe that's probably 00:11:50.720 --> 00:11:54.539 from Voyage of the Rock Aliens. That that has 00:11:54.539 --> 00:11:59.440 big voyage of the Rock Aliens energy. It is weird 00:11:59.440 --> 00:12:03.179 to see. Oh, my God. That's amazing. Pretty good, 00:12:03.299 --> 00:12:06.759 right? Is strange to see because this movie. 00:12:07.490 --> 00:12:11.809 What year did this movie come out? 82. So it 00:12:11.809 --> 00:12:14.970 is like weird to see there are actors in this 00:12:14.970 --> 00:12:17.429 film who I'm like, I know that person. It isn't 00:12:17.429 --> 00:12:19.470 till the credits. I'm like, it's like, holy shit, 00:12:19.509 --> 00:12:21.549 that's that's a very young Forrest Whitaker. 00:12:21.929 --> 00:12:24.950 He looks like a fucking giant dude in this. I 00:12:24.950 --> 00:12:26.850 mean, Forrest Whitaker is is pretty big. He's 00:12:26.850 --> 00:12:29.590 like 6 '2", but he looks massive by comparison 00:12:29.590 --> 00:12:33.490 to like, yeah, demone or rat or something like 00:12:33.490 --> 00:12:37.649 that. Demones a piece of shit. Yeah. Yeah. OK. 00:12:37.870 --> 00:12:41.470 He's a he's a little snake. But, you know, he 00:12:41.470 --> 00:12:45.230 did it for the right reasons. No, he didn't. 00:12:46.370 --> 00:12:50.970 And then immediately. So, yeah, there's the other 00:12:50.970 --> 00:12:54.950 story of what is it? Mark Rat Ratner and Mike 00:12:54.950 --> 00:12:58.309 DeMone. Mark works at the mall and has a crush 00:12:58.309 --> 00:13:04.049 on Stacey and gets all of his advice from his 00:13:04.049 --> 00:13:06.669 cooler friend, Mark. who everyone fucking knows 00:13:06.669 --> 00:13:10.710 is a skis bag. Yeah. And like we're introduced 00:13:10.710 --> 00:13:12.409 to Forest Whitaker's character because Mark's 00:13:12.409 --> 00:13:14.289 like, hey, man, like just trying to like be like, 00:13:14.289 --> 00:13:16.149 I'm friends with this guy and guys like, don't 00:13:16.149 --> 00:13:21.769 fuck with my car. I like how they handled Spicoli 00:13:21.769 --> 00:13:24.409 fucking up his car. That was clever. Yeah, because 00:13:24.409 --> 00:13:26.409 they have like the big game against the rival 00:13:26.409 --> 00:13:29.029 school, Lincoln, which also assassinate Lincoln 00:13:29.029 --> 00:13:33.700 stickers. Yeah, pretty good. I don't think high 00:13:33.700 --> 00:13:36.360 school ever lived up to the movies about high 00:13:36.360 --> 00:13:40.220 school. Which is probably for the best, considering 00:13:40.220 --> 00:13:42.200 the amount of statutory rape that's in these 00:13:42.200 --> 00:13:45.840 films. Yeah, that's true. God, you're such a 00:13:45.840 --> 00:13:50.080 downer. Just let the kids fuck. Like I said, 00:13:50.240 --> 00:13:54.259 like these movies hit differently at 40. I suppose. 00:13:55.299 --> 00:13:57.019 Especially when I don't have like, oh, this was 00:13:57.019 --> 00:13:59.779 a fun movie I used to like. Yeah. I could go 00:13:59.779 --> 00:14:01.840 back and watch Revenge of the Nerds. It's not 00:14:01.840 --> 00:14:04.690 cool. Yeah, that one doesn't does not age well. 00:14:04.809 --> 00:14:09.029 No, those ones are very much in the. We're going 00:14:09.029 --> 00:14:12.730 to have very questionable. Yeah. Material, but 00:14:12.730 --> 00:14:16.110 it's lots of boobs and then porkies has a hand 00:14:16.110 --> 00:14:20.250 job. Oh, yeah. I do like the take on this, like 00:14:20.250 --> 00:14:23.230 female director. So I do like the like we're 00:14:23.230 --> 00:14:24.850 going to do the reverse porkies where it's the 00:14:24.850 --> 00:14:27.129 girls who are like the sex obsessed ones and 00:14:27.129 --> 00:14:30.059 all the guys are kind of like. Just don't touch 00:14:30.059 --> 00:14:33.080 my no area. Dorky boys in high school, right? 00:14:34.179 --> 00:14:37.679 Yeah. Even, you know, Damone is this like slick, 00:14:37.820 --> 00:14:40.899 cool guy, but he busts a nut in 20 seconds, you 00:14:40.899 --> 00:14:44.519 know. I love that. It's like, I think I came. 00:14:44.659 --> 00:14:48.600 Didn't you feel it? I think so. Sure. I think 00:14:48.600 --> 00:14:54.220 I felt something. Yeah. And then this fun, like 00:14:54.220 --> 00:14:56.360 awkward teenage comedy comes to a screeching 00:14:56.360 --> 00:14:59.179 halt when she's like, I'm pregnant. I need an 00:14:59.179 --> 00:15:02.940 abortion. Yeah. Hey, that's life, baby. But then 00:15:02.940 --> 00:15:04.980 we get that sweet moment with her and Judge Reinhold 00:15:04.980 --> 00:15:09.799 and they like bond. Yeah. Get your older brother 00:15:09.799 --> 00:15:12.740 to drive you to the bowling alley across from 00:15:12.740 --> 00:15:15.240 the abortion. It's kind of interesting that Amy 00:15:15.240 --> 00:15:17.539 hasn't really done anything else. You know, I 00:15:17.539 --> 00:15:21.139 mean, since sorry, she did like clueless, you 00:15:21.139 --> 00:15:25.269 know, is a notable one. But then there was. Not 00:15:25.269 --> 00:15:30.590 much else a couple more called loser vamps And 00:15:30.590 --> 00:15:33.769 that's it Interesting. Is she still alive? She 00:15:33.769 --> 00:15:36.649 is alive. We should write a letter to her Hey, 00:15:36.649 --> 00:15:38.250 why aren't you doing she has an upcoming credit 00:15:38.250 --> 00:15:41.269 for clueless, which you know, I don't know what 00:15:41.269 --> 00:15:46.110 that actually means Stage revival she did. She 00:15:46.110 --> 00:15:48.509 was a writer. I'm look who's talking. Oh, there 00:15:48.509 --> 00:15:53.590 you go. Yeah But not look who's talking to Now, 00:15:53.590 --> 00:15:58.429 let's find out. That's important right now. All 00:15:58.429 --> 00:16:02.549 the hot hits. But I thought this was a fun little 00:16:02.549 --> 00:16:05.970 film. If you, you know. Aren't a prude like one. 00:16:06.070 --> 00:16:08.950 I just set aside the few scenes with. Yeah, if 00:16:08.950 --> 00:16:11.970 you're not a prude, if you set those scenes aside 00:16:11.970 --> 00:16:14.570 and watch the movie without those, it holds up 00:16:14.570 --> 00:16:16.990 just as well. If you have joy in your heart. 00:16:17.429 --> 00:16:20.509 Yeah, she did. Right. Look, who's talking to. 00:16:20.830 --> 00:16:25.980 Okay. Good. But I really like just the the slice 00:16:25.980 --> 00:16:30.200 of life action. I love the. Sorry, I'm just really 00:16:30.200 --> 00:16:32.620 into this Judge Reinhold character, too. Yeah, 00:16:32.980 --> 00:16:36.820 he's a Brad's a lot of fun and all of his jobs 00:16:36.820 --> 00:16:40.980 just suck. Yeah, he's getting through it. I'm 00:16:40.980 --> 00:16:42.720 glad nothing ever happened to his car because 00:16:42.720 --> 00:16:44.919 it starts out and he's like I only got four payments 00:16:44.919 --> 00:16:50.000 left on this bad boy Yeah, and I was like don't 00:16:50.000 --> 00:16:52.460 fuck up the car I like when he got fired and 00:16:52.460 --> 00:16:54.019 then he bangs on the bathroom door and he's like 00:16:54.019 --> 00:16:56.000 I hope you had a good piss Because he had to 00:16:56.000 --> 00:16:58.980 replace the guy at the register. Yeah Reinhold 00:16:58.980 --> 00:17:02.250 has some pretty good lines In terms of a structural 00:17:02.250 --> 00:17:05.569 arc, he has the best one in the film. I feel 00:17:05.569 --> 00:17:07.609 like the movie starts off with him on top of 00:17:07.609 --> 00:17:10.529 the world flipping burgers. He's got a good job 00:17:10.529 --> 00:17:13.990 on top of the world flipping burgers. He's like 00:17:13.990 --> 00:17:16.849 a junior manager. Yeah. I mean, that's how he 00:17:16.849 --> 00:17:20.009 sells it. Right. Yeah. He's like, I got a good 00:17:20.009 --> 00:17:23.069 job. It's my senior year of high school. You 00:17:23.069 --> 00:17:26.930 know, I'm going to like, so my wild oats. Mm 00:17:26.930 --> 00:17:29.660 hmm. And then immediately, he gets fired and 00:17:29.660 --> 00:17:32.140 he gets fired because a shitty customer like 00:17:32.140 --> 00:17:34.900 starts fucking yelling at him, calling him names, 00:17:34.960 --> 00:17:37.180 and he like gets frustrated, stands up for himself, 00:17:37.359 --> 00:17:40.099 goes through a slew of fucking shitty jobs, including 00:17:40.099 --> 00:17:45.160 having to dress like a pirate. As a waiter. And 00:17:45.160 --> 00:17:46.720 at the end of the. Which is also his masturbation 00:17:46.720 --> 00:17:50.980 outfit later. At the end of the film, he's like, 00:17:51.460 --> 00:17:54.720 it's his first day being, you know, the night 00:17:54.720 --> 00:17:59.839 shift at a gas station like. Quick Mart and gets 00:17:59.839 --> 00:18:03.960 held up. Another rude customer is like yelling 00:18:03.960 --> 00:18:06.180 at him and stressing him out. And he's, you know, 00:18:06.299 --> 00:18:09.160 throws coffee on the guy and like saves the day 00:18:09.160 --> 00:18:13.759 and makes assistant manager. Yeah, I know. When 00:18:13.759 --> 00:18:15.779 when I got to that point, Rachel had just gotten 00:18:15.779 --> 00:18:17.240 home and she was like, how much of this movie's 00:18:17.240 --> 00:18:18.420 left? I was like, I don't know. I think the credits 00:18:18.420 --> 00:18:19.940 are about to roll. And then it was like, and 00:18:19.940 --> 00:18:21.740 now Brad has a new job. Like, what the fuck? 00:18:21.819 --> 00:18:23.880 How much more is in this movie? I was like, oh, 00:18:23.940 --> 00:18:26.799 still nothing. But yeah. Well, that was the thing. 00:18:26.799 --> 00:18:29.500 It's like I'm I'm not a huge fan of like the 00:18:29.500 --> 00:18:34.119 vignette style of film, completely disjointed, 00:18:34.119 --> 00:18:38.400 like a ray of scenes like the characters were 00:18:38.400 --> 00:18:41.279 likable, but they're not being a through line, 00:18:41.279 --> 00:18:43.779 you know, kind of, you know, made it hard for 00:18:43.779 --> 00:18:48.440 me to maintain interest. And it covers like an 00:18:48.440 --> 00:18:52.000 entire year, too. So like the time frame isn't 00:18:52.000 --> 00:18:55.200 like, oh, here's three weeks. It's. Here's an 00:18:55.200 --> 00:18:58.460 entire school year. Yeah. A little less to connect 00:18:58.460 --> 00:19:01.539 to things too. Yeah. That way. Unless you're 00:19:01.539 --> 00:19:03.539 Stacy, then you're connecting all over the place. 00:19:03.579 --> 00:19:06.980 All over the place. And in the end, she learns 00:19:06.980 --> 00:19:09.740 that she just wants love and a boyfriend. And 00:19:09.740 --> 00:19:14.119 she gets with the little theater usher kid. The 00:19:14.119 --> 00:19:15.759 one who's had a crush on her the whole time. 00:19:16.579 --> 00:19:19.109 He seems like a nice boy. Yeah, they seemed fine 00:19:19.109 --> 00:19:21.210 for each other. I did like that he did like the 00:19:21.210 --> 00:19:24.450 classic, put up your dukes kind of fighting style 00:19:24.450 --> 00:19:26.150 when he was trying to beat up Mike DeMone. Yeah, 00:19:26.250 --> 00:19:29.809 his fisticuffs skills were undoubtedly top notch. 00:19:30.029 --> 00:19:34.869 Yeah. What was your favorite Spicoli bet? I like 00:19:34.869 --> 00:19:37.009 when he ordered the pizza to the class. Yeah, 00:19:37.170 --> 00:19:39.269 ordering the pizza in the class was pretty good. 00:19:40.130 --> 00:19:43.269 That could be that that's probably the best one. 00:19:43.589 --> 00:19:47.220 I like when he's having that dream also. His 00:19:47.220 --> 00:19:51.579 little like sex dream. Yeah. Yeah. He was just 00:19:51.579 --> 00:19:54.519 like a bad ass surfer. And there were like women 00:19:54.519 --> 00:19:57.160 just throwing themselves at him. It was great. 00:19:57.359 --> 00:19:59.799 You had a sweet trophy. Yeah. I kind of liked 00:19:59.799 --> 00:20:02.559 his relationship with his little brother. Yeah. 00:20:02.559 --> 00:20:06.460 Just like so contentious. I will say I do find 00:20:06.460 --> 00:20:10.200 it interesting how who got like Sean Penn gets 00:20:10.200 --> 00:20:13.759 top billing in this film for having a character 00:20:13.759 --> 00:20:16.519 who has. Practically no association with any 00:20:16.519 --> 00:20:18.299 other character in the film, except he meets 00:20:18.299 --> 00:20:20.980 up with Judge Reinhold twice, but they don't 00:20:20.980 --> 00:20:23.420 really have like an arc or like aren't friends. 00:20:24.559 --> 00:20:27.440 Like Reinhold comes. Intersect. Yeah. Comes in 00:20:27.440 --> 00:20:29.799 second. Jennifer Jason Lee, Phoebe Cates after 00:20:29.799 --> 00:20:34.160 that. But yeah. And like Jennifer Jason Lee is 00:20:34.160 --> 00:20:36.240 again, arguably who this movie is about. So I 00:20:36.240 --> 00:20:38.640 just I find it interesting. Like the like the 00:20:38.640 --> 00:20:42.519 way they broke it down. And then Nicholas Coppola. 00:20:43.019 --> 00:20:47.859 Yeah. Yeah. I mean, let's talk about that. He's 00:20:47.859 --> 00:20:51.480 in the background twice. Oh, he's in it four 00:20:51.480 --> 00:20:54.299 times. Four times. So some of them are just really 00:20:54.299 --> 00:20:56.799 fast. So like, I think I think I spotted him 00:20:56.799 --> 00:20:58.940 at the dance. Yeah, he was at the dance. I missed 00:20:58.940 --> 00:21:02.420 the dance one, but he was at the burger joint 00:21:02.420 --> 00:21:04.480 or something. Flipping burgers. That's that's 00:21:04.480 --> 00:21:06.460 the most acting he does like a close up on him 00:21:06.460 --> 00:21:09.680 for a second. Right. So he's cracking eggs in 00:21:09.680 --> 00:21:13.019 that that breakfast scene. And then there's the 00:21:13.019 --> 00:21:15.039 one moment where the customer is being a shit 00:21:15.039 --> 00:21:19.740 and it shows Brad's bud, Nick Cage and whoever 00:21:19.740 --> 00:21:21.000 the other guy is. And they're both standing in 00:21:21.000 --> 00:21:23.480 the window and then they kind of just duck down. 00:21:23.799 --> 00:21:27.299 That's the acting. Then there's at the football 00:21:27.299 --> 00:21:30.059 game, too. Yeah. He's cheering in the crowd once. 00:21:30.619 --> 00:21:33.240 And he's we're first introduced to him when he's 00:21:33.240 --> 00:21:36.859 at when Judd Reinhold pulls up in the car and 00:21:36.859 --> 00:21:38.779 there's a line about like four more payments. 00:21:39.259 --> 00:21:41.359 He's right there as well. Oh, I didn't catch 00:21:41.359 --> 00:21:44.099 him there. They were all gathered around the 00:21:44.099 --> 00:21:47.619 parking space. So he makes a woo sound. He makes 00:21:47.619 --> 00:21:51.180 like five, five times on screen, baby. Something 00:21:51.180 --> 00:21:53.680 like that. Yeah. But it's cool. I mean, it's 00:21:53.680 --> 00:21:55.319 interesting that this was where you really made 00:21:55.319 --> 00:21:59.000 the switch from using his true family name. You 00:21:59.000 --> 00:22:01.440 know, it's like coasting along on that wasn't 00:22:01.440 --> 00:22:04.680 working. So switch it up. Appreciate that power 00:22:04.680 --> 00:22:09.039 man. Power man. But yeah, I mean, like for what 00:22:09.039 --> 00:22:14.220 it is, I think he did a fine job. Like it's face 00:22:14.220 --> 00:22:16.640 acting mostly. Yeah, that's right. Have I told 00:22:16.640 --> 00:22:19.519 the White Power Man story on this podcast? The 00:22:19.519 --> 00:22:23.380 White Power Man. Yeah. I don't believe you've 00:22:23.380 --> 00:22:28.180 told the White Power Man story. So Nick Cage 00:22:28.180 --> 00:22:31.000 character, Nick Cage, Nick Cage's screen name 00:22:31.000 --> 00:22:35.789 comes from Luke Cage Power Man. Back in my. convention 00:22:35.789 --> 00:22:39.269 working days. There was this like big fat white 00:22:39.269 --> 00:22:42.450 guy dressed as like classic like yellow blouse 00:22:42.450 --> 00:22:47.319 tiara like Luke Cage. Mm hmm. And just from across 00:22:47.319 --> 00:22:49.400 the room, you hear me yell, look, guys, it's 00:22:49.400 --> 00:22:55.059 the white power man. And the guy stops in the 00:22:55.059 --> 00:22:57.380 middle of the convention floor, looks down and 00:22:57.380 --> 00:23:01.619 is like, just like mortified. What have I done? 00:23:02.000 --> 00:23:06.079 I have made a critical error. That's incredible. 00:23:06.079 --> 00:23:09.259 That's the white power man story. Nailed it. 00:23:09.279 --> 00:23:12.240 Short and sweet. Love it. Just like Nick Cage's 00:23:12.240 --> 00:23:16.789 performance. Yeah, he never, never milks it or 00:23:16.789 --> 00:23:20.630 goes too long. Not in this film. No, not a lot 00:23:20.630 --> 00:23:23.230 of opportunity for him to do much in this. Yeah. 00:23:23.269 --> 00:23:26.190 Of all the Nicolas Cage films, this was not one 00:23:26.190 --> 00:23:30.670 of the worst. It's true. Yeah. Which is says 00:23:30.670 --> 00:23:33.450 a lot. I do kind of appreciate is like the two 00:23:33.450 --> 00:23:36.650 the two major movies we saw where Nicolas Cage 00:23:36.650 --> 00:23:38.950 plays second banana was Racing with the Moon 00:23:38.950 --> 00:23:42.900 and Zandily, which was Sean Penn and. Judge right. 00:23:42.980 --> 00:23:45.759 Yeah, that's actually kind of funny. I know it's 00:23:45.759 --> 00:23:48.779 weird. We were reading that Nick Cage book and 00:23:48.779 --> 00:23:50.339 they were talking about sort of the falling out 00:23:50.339 --> 00:23:52.480 of Sean Penn and Nick Cage. And I don't know 00:23:52.480 --> 00:23:56.259 what happened. Yeah. Couldn't sanction his buffoonery. 00:23:57.079 --> 00:23:59.859 What about falling out of Nick Cage and Judge 00:23:59.859 --> 00:24:02.519 Reinhold? Yeah. Well, I mean, he did shoot him 00:24:02.519 --> 00:24:05.539 or whatever. No, he let him drown. Isn't that 00:24:05.539 --> 00:24:08.730 what happened? Didn't Judge Reinhold drown? In 00:24:08.730 --> 00:24:12.490 Zonda Lee, I got to need to remember. We watched 00:24:12.490 --> 00:24:14.170 that. I'm pretty sure he just let himself drown. 00:24:14.289 --> 00:24:18.869 Yeah, probably. What? God, I always like I go 00:24:18.869 --> 00:24:20.670 back and watch something from the 80s and it's 00:24:20.670 --> 00:24:23.150 like starring Judge Reinhold. Mike, really? And 00:24:23.150 --> 00:24:24.549 you're like, hell, yeah, this is going to be 00:24:24.549 --> 00:24:27.569 a good movie. Yeah. Handsome, great years. Yeah. 00:24:27.630 --> 00:24:29.089 But it's one of those things where I'm like, 00:24:29.170 --> 00:24:31.130 oh, yeah, I forgot Judge Reinhold was a thing. 00:24:31.809 --> 00:24:35.329 Yeah, he really had a moment. Yeah. And they 00:24:35.329 --> 00:24:39.700 were all bangers. Except for. Oh, what was it 00:24:39.700 --> 00:24:41.900 that we looked up? There's some like. No, I think 00:24:41.900 --> 00:24:44.140 we decided that there were no, no mistakes. Okay. 00:24:44.319 --> 00:24:45.779 Mistakes that we were not going to look up anything 00:24:45.779 --> 00:24:49.299 else. Perfect. Another way clerks the animated 00:24:49.299 --> 00:24:54.240 series before the curve is they did the judge 00:24:54.240 --> 00:24:58.059 judge Reinhold joke before Arrested Development. 00:24:59.140 --> 00:25:02.539 Art and media peaked at clerks the animated series. 00:25:04.700 --> 00:25:07.609 Tell me I'm wrong. He's been in a lot of stuff, 00:25:07.609 --> 00:25:09.349 but we are just going to stick with the statement 00:25:09.349 --> 00:25:11.509 that Judge Reinhold has never done a bad movie 00:25:11.509 --> 00:25:15.150 or piece of media. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's rocking. 00:25:15.369 --> 00:25:18.829 He's crushing it. Prove us wrong. Is that our 00:25:18.829 --> 00:25:22.289 next podcast judging Reinhold? Oh, no. Not a 00:25:22.289 --> 00:25:25.269 chance. You don't want to watch all of Judge 00:25:25.269 --> 00:25:28.450 Reinhold's films. I mean, I would watch all of 00:25:28.450 --> 00:25:32.970 the Beverly Hills cop films. I would watch Zanderle 00:25:32.970 --> 00:25:37.049 again. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Fast times again 00:25:37.049 --> 00:25:40.250 gremlins gremlins or whichever one he's not in 00:25:40.250 --> 00:25:44.569 gremlins to gremlins Whichever one he's in the 00:25:44.569 --> 00:25:47.529 first just in gremlins. Yeah, and I know this 00:25:47.529 --> 00:25:50.829 because of clerks the animated series mm -hmm 00:25:50.829 --> 00:25:53.990 when Randall is trying to get his $7 back for 00:25:53.990 --> 00:25:56.410 every bad movie He's went to and he gets Spielberg 00:25:56.410 --> 00:25:58.509 in there and he's like might I remind the judge 00:25:58.509 --> 00:26:00.309 he's never been in a Spielberg movie It's like 00:26:00.309 --> 00:26:03.930 I was in gremlins, but gremlins to I'll allow 00:26:03.930 --> 00:26:08.450 it Gremlins 2 seems like more of a Judge Reinhold 00:26:08.450 --> 00:26:11.369 kind of vehicle. You would expect him in there. 00:26:11.950 --> 00:26:14.230 Yeah. Oh, Gremlins also had Phoebe Cates. I forgot 00:26:14.230 --> 00:26:17.190 about that. Well, yeah, I don't know what else 00:26:17.190 --> 00:26:19.450 we had to have to say about this one. I mean, 00:26:19.529 --> 00:26:22.970 as far as Nick Cage movies go, he was present. 00:26:23.069 --> 00:26:26.509 He was available in some scenes. Yeah. Yeah, 00:26:26.609 --> 00:26:29.339 it's great. It's where it all started. When we 00:26:29.339 --> 00:26:32.480 first when we first were starting this process 00:26:32.480 --> 00:26:34.240 and we were just coming up with like what it 00:26:34.240 --> 00:26:35.720 was going to look like. I was talking to Andy 00:26:35.720 --> 00:26:37.059 about it and he's like, fast times are reaching 00:26:37.059 --> 00:26:40.619 my best Nick Cage movie. I'm like, it's not the 00:26:40.619 --> 00:26:42.240 star of that film. I hadn't seen it yet, but 00:26:42.240 --> 00:26:43.839 I knew he wasn't the star. I knew he's just like 00:26:43.839 --> 00:26:47.299 a bit player. And now that like in retrospect, 00:26:47.400 --> 00:26:53.980 I'm like. Has he seen it in the movie? I mean, 00:26:54.099 --> 00:26:56.559 unless it's like Andy's favorite movie and Nick 00:26:56.559 --> 00:26:58.700 Cage is also in it. So he's just like, that's 00:26:58.700 --> 00:27:01.539 the best Nick Cage movie. That's not the only 00:27:01.539 --> 00:27:04.119 way you could go about it, though. Yeah, I don't 00:27:04.119 --> 00:27:06.000 know. I think overall, it was, you know, it's 00:27:06.000 --> 00:27:09.720 a nice weird walk down memory lane for how movies 00:27:09.720 --> 00:27:13.559 used to be. Yeah. It gave me like big Valley 00:27:13.559 --> 00:27:17.420 Girl vibes. For sure. I will say this movie is 00:27:17.420 --> 00:27:21.079 cut. Really? Well, it is a it's like it's the 00:27:21.079 --> 00:27:23.559 editing is really quick. It doesn't like it doesn't 00:27:23.559 --> 00:27:26.700 have that thing of like 80s early film where 00:27:26.700 --> 00:27:30.180 it's like much longer shots and much longer like 00:27:30.180 --> 00:27:33.599 dead time between scenes. It cuts like a modern 00:27:33.599 --> 00:27:36.339 film. Yeah, the scenes don't linger for sure. 00:27:36.599 --> 00:27:39.660 Yeah. I wanted more Mr. Hand, though could have 00:27:39.660 --> 00:27:45.400 always used more hand more hand job. OK, I really 00:27:45.400 --> 00:27:48.200 enjoyed last thing I'm going to say, I think 00:27:48.200 --> 00:27:53.420 when Mr. Hand came to tutor Spicoli in his room 00:27:53.420 --> 00:27:56.140 and he just like looks around and it's just all 00:27:56.140 --> 00:27:59.500 the nudie magazine stuff taped up on this wall. 00:28:00.240 --> 00:28:05.599 And he's just so disappointed. All right. Any 00:28:05.599 --> 00:28:08.579 final thoughts on fast times at Ridgemont High? 00:28:08.960 --> 00:28:10.619 If you're watching this movie for Nick Cage, 00:28:10.799 --> 00:28:14.380 don't. Yeah. But if you're watching it for Judge 00:28:14.380 --> 00:28:18.680 Reinhold, cool. Yeah. And Spicoli. Yeah. Yeah. 00:28:18.759 --> 00:28:22.059 Sean Penn and Judge Reinhold crushing it. Yeah. 00:28:23.240 --> 00:28:25.839 I don't know that we I don't know if the trailer 00:28:25.839 --> 00:28:30.079 dropped between episodes or between like we'd 00:28:30.079 --> 00:28:34.099 wrapped up the original run like season two, 00:28:34.099 --> 00:28:36.480 but I don't know that we've ever discussed the 00:28:36.480 --> 00:28:40.980 Spider -Man noir trailer. No, we haven't talked 00:28:40.980 --> 00:28:45.019 about that. I don't think so. I am so excited 00:28:45.019 --> 00:28:47.319 for how terrible this thing is going to be. I 00:28:47.319 --> 00:28:49.559 have no hope that this is going to be good. Man, 00:28:49.720 --> 00:28:52.660 I hope Judge Reinhold plays a Nazi in it. That'd 00:28:52.660 --> 00:28:57.400 be so good. Or a Nazi sympathizer and then Spider 00:28:57.400 --> 00:29:00.839 -Man can beat him up. It's going to be a thing. 00:29:01.519 --> 00:29:04.799 Yeah, I mean, it will exist. I don't know if 00:29:04.799 --> 00:29:07.859 I have hugely high hopes for. No, I don't. I 00:29:07.859 --> 00:29:09.859 think it's going to be bad, but I'm here for 00:29:09.859 --> 00:29:11.839 it. And I'm looking forward. We need to keep 00:29:11.839 --> 00:29:14.579 this whatever this stick is going to turn into 00:29:14.579 --> 00:29:16.519 with the cage. We need to keep it going long 00:29:16.519 --> 00:29:19.720 enough so we can get to and review Spider -Man 00:29:19.720 --> 00:29:23.460 Noir episodes of noir. Yeah, that's fine. In 00:29:23.460 --> 00:29:30.559 the realm of like all the Sony Spider -Man movies 00:29:30.559 --> 00:29:34.720 like. the the new things like the Madame webs 00:29:34.720 --> 00:29:38.140 and the vampire boy. I don't know why I'm blanking 00:29:38.140 --> 00:29:40.880 on all of this right now. Yeah. Morbius and Craven 00:29:40.880 --> 00:29:43.339 and things like that. How do you think it's going 00:29:43.339 --> 00:29:46.359 to hold up? Like, are you expecting like a venom 00:29:46.359 --> 00:29:50.039 level bad where it's like bad but enjoyable? 00:29:50.039 --> 00:29:53.500 Or are you looking for Madame Webb where it's 00:29:53.500 --> 00:29:56.579 just like unwatchably bad? I never did you watch 00:29:56.579 --> 00:30:00.140 it? Oh, yeah, I watched it. I waited till It 00:30:00.140 --> 00:30:03.700 was like on Max or something. But yeah, it is 00:30:03.700 --> 00:30:07.119 not good. I have not watched any of outside of 00:30:07.119 --> 00:30:09.259 the Spider -Verse films. I've watched no Sony 00:30:09.259 --> 00:30:12.099 output for any Spider -Man media. Oh, it sounds 00:30:12.099 --> 00:30:13.619 like you need. You haven't even watched like 00:30:13.619 --> 00:30:16.640 the Venom movies. Oh, those ones are actually 00:30:16.640 --> 00:30:19.279 all right. Yeah, they look fine. I like Tom Hardy, 00:30:19.339 --> 00:30:21.500 but I'm just like, yeah, I don't care about this 00:30:21.500 --> 00:30:24.440 character outside of his association with Spider 00:30:24.440 --> 00:30:29.069 -Man. Yeah. So Madame Webb was just. Terrible. 00:30:29.230 --> 00:30:33.109 Like the acting was awful. The story was bad. 00:30:33.230 --> 00:30:38.650 The characters were bad. And it it's just such 00:30:38.650 --> 00:30:42.029 a train wreck. Definitely worth watching. Sometimes 00:30:42.029 --> 00:30:45.569 shitty things are worth watching. Yeah. Morbius 00:30:45.569 --> 00:30:50.950 was bad in a way that's not like hyper entertaining. 00:30:51.630 --> 00:30:55.349 It's just a bad film and it stars Jared Leto 00:30:55.349 --> 00:30:58.690 and that's. also bad. I mean, the best thing 00:30:58.690 --> 00:31:01.589 to come out of Morbius is the Internet trolling 00:31:01.589 --> 00:31:03.950 Sony to get them to do a second theatrical release. 00:31:04.349 --> 00:31:09.710 Yeah, it's more been time. Is Craven even out 00:31:09.710 --> 00:31:12.970 or is that like? I have no clue. I mean, yeah, 00:31:12.970 --> 00:31:16.329 it came out. It was bad. OK. I mean, I assumed 00:31:16.329 --> 00:31:18.690 it was bad. That was with the three name guy 00:31:18.690 --> 00:31:21.630 from fucking kickass, wasn't it? Aaron Taylor 00:31:21.630 --> 00:31:23.950 Johnson. That's the one. Those are the three. 00:31:24.529 --> 00:31:27.009 I need to watch Craven and then I'll let you 00:31:27.009 --> 00:31:31.109 know where I feel it sits. Yeah. I agree. I think 00:31:31.109 --> 00:31:34.549 Spider Noir is going to be pretty fucking terrible. 00:31:35.130 --> 00:31:36.970 One second. I saw this article the other day. 00:31:36.990 --> 00:31:39.049 I didn't read it because I didn't care. But because 00:31:39.049 --> 00:31:40.990 we're talking about it, Dakota Johnson opens 00:31:40.990 --> 00:31:43.869 up about the Madam Webmas. Quote, it wasn't my 00:31:43.869 --> 00:31:48.250 fault. Yeah. Yeah. I would point fingers elsewhere, 00:31:48.349 --> 00:31:52.410 too, if I were part of that. Yeah. She also like. 00:31:53.960 --> 00:31:56.740 kind of just shrugged off the, oh, it's a flop. 00:31:57.160 --> 00:31:59.200 It fucking happens. Like, what am I supposed 00:31:59.200 --> 00:32:01.480 to do about that? Sometimes shit, shit. Yeah. 00:32:02.539 --> 00:32:05.460 Sometimes it's shit from a butt, you know. Is 00:32:05.460 --> 00:32:09.539 that shit from a butt? That is one of my favorite 00:32:09.539 --> 00:32:11.880 subreddits is that shit from a butt and it's 00:32:11.880 --> 00:32:18.220 just pictures of food that looks like shit. I 00:32:18.220 --> 00:32:20.359 love the Internet. Yeah, thank you all for listening. 00:32:20.900 --> 00:32:22.839 If you are interested in supporting us on Patreon, 00:32:22.960 --> 00:32:25.200 which seems insane to say at this point, but 00:32:25.200 --> 00:32:27.460 thank you. Apparently we're going to keep going. 00:32:28.039 --> 00:32:29.759 Yeah, we're doing this shit. We're going to run 00:32:29.759 --> 00:32:30.940 through the back catalog. Are we just going in 00:32:30.940 --> 00:32:32.680 chronological order now? I think so. We're going 00:32:32.680 --> 00:32:33.960 to figure it out. There are a couple of movies 00:32:33.960 --> 00:32:36.980 that are like very short performances like this 00:32:36.980 --> 00:32:38.339 where we have to just sort of decide if we're 00:32:38.339 --> 00:32:40.819 going to do a few at the same time or if we're 00:32:40.819 --> 00:32:43.940 going to do movie reviews of movies that he's 00:32:43.940 --> 00:32:46.700 barely in, you know, so we'll figure it all out. 00:32:47.049 --> 00:32:49.230 What would be next if we were just going chronologically? 00:32:50.230 --> 00:32:52.150 Maybe Rumblefish. Yeah, I think we should do 00:32:52.150 --> 00:32:54.089 that one. That's a that's a Francis Ford Coppola, 00:32:54.230 --> 00:32:57.349 right? Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yes, that is. Yeah. 00:32:57.369 --> 00:33:00.049 Cool. Yeah, we'll do that one. I think and we'll 00:33:00.049 --> 00:33:02.109 probably try and have a guest for that, too. 00:33:02.430 --> 00:33:06.869 That's a 7 .1 stars on IMDb. Yeah, I think he's 00:33:06.869 --> 00:33:11.769 like a medium character in it. So we'll find 00:33:11.769 --> 00:33:17.009 out. Thank you to our Sparkle buddies, Josh. 00:33:17.670 --> 00:33:20.589 Wait, it's different. Josh, Josie, Rico, Matt, 00:33:20.730 --> 00:33:23.630 Adam, Bill and Stewart. And to our cage dancers, 00:33:23.789 --> 00:33:25.869 Ira, John Freeman, Lance, Nathan and Cameron. 00:33:27.230 --> 00:33:30.450 Nice. Oh, my God. In a few weeks, we'll get to 00:33:30.450 --> 00:33:33.650 finally watch the boy in blue. Yeah. Greasy bottom 00:33:33.650 --> 00:33:40.250 boys. Greasy bottom boys. All right. Good enough. 00:33:44.299 --> 00:33:49.980 It's our new sign off. Good. Fucking nailed it, 00:33:50.079 --> 00:33:51.500 boys. Good enough.