I was getting coffee this morning and walking
the dogs because it's going to get fucking hot
here soon. I was just like chatting with the
woman about her lack of AC. And in the middle
of the conversation, I'm like, shit, I'm supposed
to be on a podcast. I got to go high priority
shit. Which is how I'm going to now leave every
conversation I don't want to be. Oh, shit. Oh,
I'm supposed to be on a podcast right now. Bye.
That's right. Actually, that's a pretty good
exit line. Yeah. Unless you've used it numerous
times and then people are just like, he's very
unreliable. That's a very irresponsible person.
Like, man, can't count on Sean. Start entering
rooms. Is there somewhere you need to be? Yeah.
Shouldn't you be on a podcast right now? Fucking
generally, there's somewhere I need to be. And
I always forget I'm trying to get better about
putting stuff on my calendar. Hmm. Do you have
a physical calendar? No, I should. Yeah, you
might need that. That's like then I get fucking
obstinate about it. I just keep writing things
on the. It's just you're stuck in March and you
just keep writing it on March 5th. Same difference.
Yeah, it's March weather. Fives are fives. I
fives are fives. I was supposed to put something
in my calendar for next week, and then I got
tripped up on how we still celebrate Flag Day
and forgot what I was doing and then like went
like, Oh, what was that thing I put in my calendar?
That's right. You were thinking about Flag Day
and forgot to write it down. It'd be cool if
we could like just bring in some other flags
like 2025 is the year of the. I don't know. Tiger
flag. And it's just a flag with a tiger on it.
And we celebrate that flag for the year. Yeah,
it's like, hell yeah. Tiger flag. Tiger flag.
And then next year, it's something else. It's
like one of the flags from in front of a McDonald's
just with the arches and everything. Yeah. Yeah.
It's like, oh, cool. Your time to shine. That
is a better symbol of American capitalism and
American, like, superiority than the current
flag. Also, it's unfortunate that Flag Day falls
on Trump's birthday, too. So does it? Yeah, no.
Yeah, what a bitch. I got to fucking see dogma
in the theater last night. Oh, yeah. I haven't
seen them in a really long time, but I remember
liking it. It's been well, it's been out of print
for like over a decade because of fucking Harvey
Weinstein. Mm hmm. I think. They finally got
the I think the rights finally got like turned
over or he let him go because he was holding
on to them out of spite for like him and Kevin
Smith had a falling out long before all the Weinstein
stuff came out. So Weinstein was holding on to
it out of spite. It holds up better than I thought
it would. I forget how terrible the acting is
in a. Yeah, it's not good. You look in any Kevin
Smith film. Yeah. Not a priority, but shit golems.
Hell yeah. I feel like Clark gets a pass because
it's his first film. But it really does set the
template of like no one acts. Yeah. But like
this is a movie of really good actors and well,
I say that it's fucking Chris Rock and Selma
Hayek. Those are the really good actors. Those
are the two you're pulling out. No, I was going
to say it has really good actors thinking of
Alan Rickman. Then I thought about the rest of
the cast. I'm like, never mind. The movie has
Alan Rickman. Those are the only movies with
only scenes with chemistry. Yeah. Yeah. I kind
of like the Alanis Morissette as God, though.
Yeah. She's sort of a charming doofus. Yeah.
She doesn't say anything. Yeah, it's perfect.
She does say boop. She does say boop. I do appreciate
this is now a dogma podcast. That's my last thought
on it. I do appreciate the Chekhov's gun of Alan
Rickman saying to hear the voice of God, your
brain would melt and your heart would explode
out of your chest. And that's exactly what happens
to Bartleby at the end of the film. Yeah. What
I'm saying, it was cool to see on the big screen
and holds up better than I thought. That's cool.
I think he was considering a sequel to it from
something I saw online. After I think they resubmitted
this for can or something like that. I don't
know. Interesting. I saw headlines didn't read
story. I same. Yeah, I have not seen clerks three.
I enjoyed clerks two for what it is. I just like
those characters. And I was always a fan of the
cartoon show. So I'm like, you can do more with
these two. But I don't need a heartwarming movie
about how Randall has a heart attack and is dying.
That's not what I want Randall for. Yeah, not
at all. So. Welcome back to cage match. I have
not figured out a new intro for whatever the
fuck we're doing now. Today, we're discussing
fast times at Ridgemont High, and I feel like
we should discuss this movie just as much as
Nick Cage is in it. So let's keep talking about
dogma. It's worth talking about. Yeah. But yeah,
it is. It's remarkable how little he's in this.
But yeah, we introduce yourselves. Oh, I'm Sean.
I'm Nick. And I'm producer Peter. Welcome back,
everybody. Season three, baby. Three. OK. Yeah.
Four. Three. When? I don't know. Ten. Well, you
know, I keep thinking about Daryl on his Defoe
podcast. They like break it down in such a strange
way. They're on like season 12 and it's like
and we're in 2005 for Willem Defoe. It's like,
what the fuck? Well, to be fair, that's fucking.
British UK style. Yeah. Like they have a different
numbering system like they have like their seasons
are eight episodes long. Yeah. Fives are still
fives, though. So. But yeah, obviously, fast
times at Ridgemont High. Yeah. I thought I had
not seen this movie before. And then as soon
as we started it, I was like, oh, I've seen this
entire movie. I know what I'm doing now. And
that was a relief. I really like Spicoli. Spicoli
makes me laugh. Yeah, his interactions with Mr.
Hand. Crack me up. That is absolutely the best,
like two part buddy. Yeah, they're the greatest
duo. Yeah. So because everything else is sort
of just like weird vignette characters that have
no arcs for the most part. Sean and we're talking
about that. It's like, who is this movie actually
about? Yeah, I would assume it's about the girl
who? Yeah, Stacey. Yeah. Judge Reinhold's sister.
Who just wants to bang. Mm hmm. Played by Jennifer
Jason Lee. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. This is one of those
movies I missed when I was like the appropriate
age to like like this, like I enjoyed the performances.
I thought the stories were fine. I didn't dislike
the movie. I enjoyed watching it. But the relatability,
I feel at 40 completely out the window. Oh, yeah.
It's definitely a movie for teenagers. Yeah.
So something about a fucking. Teenage sex romp
hits different at 40, especially when the primary
character is supposed to be 15. Mm hmm. And there
is grout. There is like full frontal nudity of
an actress who is 19 at the time. And I'm like,
this is early uncomfortable. I do not like any
of this. Did I sleep through Bush? Like, no.
Yeah. OK. So just boobs. Yeah. Full boobal nudity.
Yeah, Phoebe Cates and Jennifer Jason Lee boobs.
Yeah. Yeah. I'll see you got the names. I yeah,
I never get the names. That's just like sweet.
There's Stacey and Linda with our character names.
Nice. Yeah, I was realizing too that like I had
never seen this movie and most of my reference
was just the Reinhold clip of like his fantasy,
but mostly from The Man Show, which I don't know
if you ever saw that episode where they did it.
They lampoon it, but it's like. That maybe it's
Jimmy Kimmel coming out of the pool, taking off
his top and having Corolla's in the bathroom,
eating a corndog while watching. Awesome. Yeah.
That's about all I remember from the show. Oh,
I want to talk about trampolines. There was that
there was the guy who could drink beer fast.
Yeah, he's dead now. Well, yeah, he probably
has esophageal cancer that got him. Well, that's
upsetting and a downer. Yeah. I was going to
talk about how Judge Reinholdt was whacking up
in the toilet, like on his knees in front of
it, just whacking one into it. Yeah, good old
Judge. Fucking knock. And he wasn't even so put
out by it either. Yeah, right. How do we want
to break down this movie since it is mostly the
yes. Do we each want to take like a character's
arc and just like do a quick like run through?
No. Are we just giving up the pretense of like
discussing what the movies actually happens in
the movie? Oh, we could give it a try. Give a
quick summary. So it's the final year of some
some of these students high school careers. Judge
Reinholdt is a senior. He and his girlfriend
break up because she just has, you know, so much
more life to live, which was a relief to him.
Well, he wants to break up with her because she
won't put out. Yeah. Which is reasonable. Yeah.
Yeah. It's a high schooler movie. Yeah. Yeah.
So it's just the story of like the last year.
There's one girl who works at OK. So most of
these people work at the mall in some form of
food or another. One of the servers at the pizza
place. Hooks up with an older guy and they bang
in the dugout At the point. Yeah, they call it
the point weird She just kind of become like
that's her association with dating now is just
banging. So she becomes a banger a people banger
then who else is miss their spicoli he's a Like
a stoner surfer kid played by Sean Penn Yeah,
he's the best. I love when they enter the restaurant
and just take their shirts off and it's like,
hey, what's the sign say? No shirt, no shoes,
no dice. Oh, that's right. Shirts on boys. I
do like I do like it's like I know you had shirts
on when you came in here. Yeah. That was fun.
So, yeah, he's kind of a dingus and he's. Most
of his story is centered around this one class
with his history class with Mr. Hand, who's just
a very strict kind of guy, which doesn't work
with somebody like Spicoli. Judge Reinholdt is
going through a series of jobs. Yeah, he gets
fired a lot. Yeah. Oh, did you guys look at the
IMDb of his boss? His boss, Dennis Taylor, the
one who fires him for, you know. Call him the
customer piece of shit or whatever. His IMDb
profile picture is awesome. Oh, I didn't see
it. Oh, perfect. Wow. I believe that's probably
from Voyage of the Rock Aliens. That that has
big voyage of the Rock Aliens energy. It is weird
to see. Oh, my God. That's amazing. Pretty good,
right? Is strange to see because this movie.
What year did this movie come out? 82. So it
is like weird to see there are actors in this
film who I'm like, I know that person. It isn't
till the credits. I'm like, it's like, holy shit,
that's that's a very young Forrest Whitaker.
He looks like a fucking giant dude in this. I
mean, Forrest Whitaker is is pretty big. He's
like 6 '2", but he looks massive by comparison
to like, yeah, demone or rat or something like
that. Demones a piece of shit. Yeah. Yeah. OK.
He's a he's a little snake. But, you know, he
did it for the right reasons. No, he didn't.
And then immediately. So, yeah, there's the other
story of what is it? Mark Rat Ratner and Mike
DeMone. Mark works at the mall and has a crush
on Stacey and gets all of his advice from his
cooler friend, Mark. who everyone fucking knows
is a skis bag. Yeah. And like we're introduced
to Forest Whitaker's character because Mark's
like, hey, man, like just trying to like be like,
I'm friends with this guy and guys like, don't
fuck with my car. I like how they handled Spicoli
fucking up his car. That was clever. Yeah, because
they have like the big game against the rival
school, Lincoln, which also assassinate Lincoln
stickers. Yeah, pretty good. I don't think high
school ever lived up to the movies about high
school. Which is probably for the best, considering
the amount of statutory rape that's in these
films. Yeah, that's true. God, you're such a
downer. Just let the kids fuck. Like I said,
like these movies hit differently at 40. I suppose.
Especially when I don't have like, oh, this was
a fun movie I used to like. Yeah. I could go
back and watch Revenge of the Nerds. It's not
cool. Yeah, that one doesn't does not age well.
No, those ones are very much in the. We're going
to have very questionable. Yeah. Material, but
it's lots of boobs and then porkies has a hand
job. Oh, yeah. I do like the take on this, like
female director. So I do like the like we're
going to do the reverse porkies where it's the
girls who are like the sex obsessed ones and
all the guys are kind of like. Just don't touch
my no area. Dorky boys in high school, right?
Yeah. Even, you know, Damone is this like slick,
cool guy, but he busts a nut in 20 seconds, you
know. I love that. It's like, I think I came.
Didn't you feel it? I think so. Sure. I think
I felt something. Yeah. And then this fun, like
awkward teenage comedy comes to a screeching
halt when she's like, I'm pregnant. I need an
abortion. Yeah. Hey, that's life, baby. But then
we get that sweet moment with her and Judge Reinhold
and they like bond. Yeah. Get your older brother
to drive you to the bowling alley across from
the abortion. It's kind of interesting that Amy
hasn't really done anything else. You know, I
mean, since sorry, she did like clueless, you
know, is a notable one. But then there was. Not
much else a couple more called loser vamps And
that's it Interesting. Is she still alive? She
is alive. We should write a letter to her Hey,
why aren't you doing she has an upcoming credit
for clueless, which you know, I don't know what
that actually means Stage revival she did. She
was a writer. I'm look who's talking. Oh, there
you go. Yeah But not look who's talking to Now,
let's find out. That's important right now. All
the hot hits. But I thought this was a fun little
film. If you, you know. Aren't a prude like one.
I just set aside the few scenes with. Yeah, if
you're not a prude, if you set those scenes aside
and watch the movie without those, it holds up
just as well. If you have joy in your heart.
Yeah, she did. Right. Look, who's talking to.
Okay. Good. But I really like just the the slice
of life action. I love the. Sorry, I'm just really
into this Judge Reinhold character, too. Yeah,
he's a Brad's a lot of fun and all of his jobs
just suck. Yeah, he's getting through it. I'm
glad nothing ever happened to his car because
it starts out and he's like I only got four payments
left on this bad boy Yeah, and I was like don't
fuck up the car I like when he got fired and
then he bangs on the bathroom door and he's like
I hope you had a good piss Because he had to
replace the guy at the register. Yeah Reinhold
has some pretty good lines In terms of a structural
arc, he has the best one in the film. I feel
like the movie starts off with him on top of
the world flipping burgers. He's got a good job
on top of the world flipping burgers. He's like
a junior manager. Yeah. I mean, that's how he
sells it. Right. Yeah. He's like, I got a good
job. It's my senior year of high school. You
know, I'm going to like, so my wild oats. Mm
hmm. And then immediately, he gets fired and
he gets fired because a shitty customer like
starts fucking yelling at him, calling him names,
and he like gets frustrated, stands up for himself,
goes through a slew of fucking shitty jobs, including
having to dress like a pirate. As a waiter. And
at the end of the. Which is also his masturbation
outfit later. At the end of the film, he's like,
it's his first day being, you know, the night
shift at a gas station like. Quick Mart and gets
held up. Another rude customer is like yelling
at him and stressing him out. And he's, you know,
throws coffee on the guy and like saves the day
and makes assistant manager. Yeah, I know. When
when I got to that point, Rachel had just gotten
home and she was like, how much of this movie's
left? I was like, I don't know. I think the credits
are about to roll. And then it was like, and
now Brad has a new job. Like, what the fuck?
How much more is in this movie? I was like, oh,
still nothing. But yeah. Well, that was the thing.
It's like I'm I'm not a huge fan of like the
vignette style of film, completely disjointed,
like a ray of scenes like the characters were
likable, but they're not being a through line,
you know, kind of, you know, made it hard for
me to maintain interest. And it covers like an
entire year, too. So like the time frame isn't
like, oh, here's three weeks. It's. Here's an
entire school year. Yeah. A little less to connect
to things too. Yeah. That way. Unless you're
Stacy, then you're connecting all over the place.
All over the place. And in the end, she learns
that she just wants love and a boyfriend. And
she gets with the little theater usher kid. The
one who's had a crush on her the whole time.
He seems like a nice boy. Yeah, they seemed fine
for each other. I did like that he did like the
classic, put up your dukes kind of fighting style
when he was trying to beat up Mike DeMone. Yeah,
his fisticuffs skills were undoubtedly top notch.
Yeah. What was your favorite Spicoli bet? I like
when he ordered the pizza to the class. Yeah,
ordering the pizza in the class was pretty good.
That could be that that's probably the best one.
I like when he's having that dream also. His
little like sex dream. Yeah. Yeah. He was just
like a bad ass surfer. And there were like women
just throwing themselves at him. It was great.
You had a sweet trophy. Yeah. I kind of liked
his relationship with his little brother. Yeah.
Just like so contentious. I will say I do find
it interesting how who got like Sean Penn gets
top billing in this film for having a character
who has. Practically no association with any
other character in the film, except he meets
up with Judge Reinhold twice, but they don't
really have like an arc or like aren't friends.
Like Reinhold comes. Intersect. Yeah. Comes in
second. Jennifer Jason Lee, Phoebe Cates after
that. But yeah. And like Jennifer Jason Lee is
again, arguably who this movie is about. So I
just I find it interesting. Like the like the
way they broke it down. And then Nicholas Coppola.
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, let's talk about that. He's
in the background twice. Oh, he's in it four
times. Four times. So some of them are just really
fast. So like, I think I think I spotted him
at the dance. Yeah, he was at the dance. I missed
the dance one, but he was at the burger joint
or something. Flipping burgers. That's that's
the most acting he does like a close up on him
for a second. Right. So he's cracking eggs in
that that breakfast scene. And then there's the
one moment where the customer is being a shit
and it shows Brad's bud, Nick Cage and whoever
the other guy is. And they're both standing in
the window and then they kind of just duck down.
That's the acting. Then there's at the football
game, too. Yeah. He's cheering in the crowd once.
And he's we're first introduced to him when he's
at when Judd Reinhold pulls up in the car and
there's a line about like four more payments.
He's right there as well. Oh, I didn't catch
him there. They were all gathered around the
parking space. So he makes a woo sound. He makes
like five, five times on screen, baby. Something
like that. Yeah. But it's cool. I mean, it's
interesting that this was where you really made
the switch from using his true family name. You
know, it's like coasting along on that wasn't
working. So switch it up. Appreciate that power
man. Power man. But yeah, I mean, like for what
it is, I think he did a fine job. Like it's face
acting mostly. Yeah, that's right. Have I told
the White Power Man story on this podcast? The
White Power Man. Yeah. I don't believe you've
told the White Power Man story. So Nick Cage
character, Nick Cage, Nick Cage's screen name
comes from Luke Cage Power Man. Back in my. convention
working days. There was this like big fat white
guy dressed as like classic like yellow blouse
tiara like Luke Cage. Mm hmm. And just from across
the room, you hear me yell, look, guys, it's
the white power man. And the guy stops in the
middle of the convention floor, looks down and
is like, just like mortified. What have I done?
I have made a critical error. That's incredible.
That's the white power man story. Nailed it.
Short and sweet. Love it. Just like Nick Cage's
performance. Yeah, he never, never milks it or
goes too long. Not in this film. No, not a lot
of opportunity for him to do much in this. Yeah.
Of all the Nicolas Cage films, this was not one
of the worst. It's true. Yeah. Which is says
a lot. I do kind of appreciate is like the two
the two major movies we saw where Nicolas Cage
plays second banana was Racing with the Moon
and Zandily, which was Sean Penn and. Judge right.
Yeah, that's actually kind of funny. I know it's
weird. We were reading that Nick Cage book and
they were talking about sort of the falling out
of Sean Penn and Nick Cage. And I don't know
what happened. Yeah. Couldn't sanction his buffoonery.
What about falling out of Nick Cage and Judge
Reinhold? Yeah. Well, I mean, he did shoot him
or whatever. No, he let him drown. Isn't that
what happened? Didn't Judge Reinhold drown? In
Zonda Lee, I got to need to remember. We watched
that. I'm pretty sure he just let himself drown.
Yeah, probably. What? God, I always like I go
back and watch something from the 80s and it's
like starring Judge Reinhold. Mike, really? And
you're like, hell, yeah, this is going to be
a good movie. Yeah. Handsome, great years. Yeah.
But it's one of those things where I'm like,
oh, yeah, I forgot Judge Reinhold was a thing.
Yeah, he really had a moment. Yeah. And they
were all bangers. Except for. Oh, what was it
that we looked up? There's some like. No, I think
we decided that there were no, no mistakes. Okay.
Mistakes that we were not going to look up anything
else. Perfect. Another way clerks the animated
series before the curve is they did the judge
judge Reinhold joke before Arrested Development.
Art and media peaked at clerks the animated series.
Tell me I'm wrong. He's been in a lot of stuff,
but we are just going to stick with the statement
that Judge Reinhold has never done a bad movie
or piece of media. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's rocking.
He's crushing it. Prove us wrong. Is that our
next podcast judging Reinhold? Oh, no. Not a
chance. You don't want to watch all of Judge
Reinhold's films. I mean, I would watch all of
the Beverly Hills cop films. I would watch Zanderle
again. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Fast times again
gremlins gremlins or whichever one he's not in
gremlins to gremlins Whichever one he's in the
first just in gremlins. Yeah, and I know this
because of clerks the animated series mm -hmm
when Randall is trying to get his $7 back for
every bad movie He's went to and he gets Spielberg
in there and he's like might I remind the judge
he's never been in a Spielberg movie It's like
I was in gremlins, but gremlins to I'll allow
it Gremlins 2 seems like more of a Judge Reinhold
kind of vehicle. You would expect him in there.
Yeah. Oh, Gremlins also had Phoebe Cates. I forgot
about that. Well, yeah, I don't know what else
we had to have to say about this one. I mean,
as far as Nick Cage movies go, he was present.
He was available in some scenes. Yeah. Yeah,
it's great. It's where it all started. When we
first when we first were starting this process
and we were just coming up with like what it
was going to look like. I was talking to Andy
about it and he's like, fast times are reaching
my best Nick Cage movie. I'm like, it's not the
star of that film. I hadn't seen it yet, but
I knew he wasn't the star. I knew he's just like
a bit player. And now that like in retrospect,
I'm like. Has he seen it in the movie? I mean,
unless it's like Andy's favorite movie and Nick
Cage is also in it. So he's just like, that's
the best Nick Cage movie. That's not the only
way you could go about it, though. Yeah, I don't
know. I think overall, it was, you know, it's
a nice weird walk down memory lane for how movies
used to be. Yeah. It gave me like big Valley
Girl vibes. For sure. I will say this movie is
cut. Really? Well, it is a it's like it's the
editing is really quick. It doesn't like it doesn't
have that thing of like 80s early film where
it's like much longer shots and much longer like
dead time between scenes. It cuts like a modern
film. Yeah, the scenes don't linger for sure.
Yeah. I wanted more Mr. Hand, though could have
always used more hand more hand job. OK, I really
enjoyed last thing I'm going to say, I think
when Mr. Hand came to tutor Spicoli in his room
and he just like looks around and it's just all
the nudie magazine stuff taped up on this wall.
And he's just so disappointed. All right. Any
final thoughts on fast times at Ridgemont High?
If you're watching this movie for Nick Cage,
don't. Yeah. But if you're watching it for Judge
Reinhold, cool. Yeah. And Spicoli. Yeah. Yeah.
Sean Penn and Judge Reinhold crushing it. Yeah.
I don't know that we I don't know if the trailer
dropped between episodes or between like we'd
wrapped up the original run like season two,
but I don't know that we've ever discussed the
Spider -Man noir trailer. No, we haven't talked
about that. I don't think so. I am so excited
for how terrible this thing is going to be. I
have no hope that this is going to be good. Man,
I hope Judge Reinhold plays a Nazi in it. That'd
be so good. Or a Nazi sympathizer and then Spider
-Man can beat him up. It's going to be a thing.
Yeah, I mean, it will exist. I don't know if
I have hugely high hopes for. No, I don't. I
think it's going to be bad, but I'm here for
it. And I'm looking forward. We need to keep
this whatever this stick is going to turn into
with the cage. We need to keep it going long
enough so we can get to and review Spider -Man
Noir episodes of noir. Yeah, that's fine. In
the realm of like all the Sony Spider -Man movies
like. the the new things like the Madame webs
and the vampire boy. I don't know why I'm blanking
on all of this right now. Yeah. Morbius and Craven
and things like that. How do you think it's going
to hold up? Like, are you expecting like a venom
level bad where it's like bad but enjoyable?
Or are you looking for Madame Webb where it's
just like unwatchably bad? I never did you watch
it? Oh, yeah, I watched it. I waited till It
was like on Max or something. But yeah, it is
not good. I have not watched any of outside of
the Spider -Verse films. I've watched no Sony
output for any Spider -Man media. Oh, it sounds
like you need. You haven't even watched like
the Venom movies. Oh, those ones are actually
all right. Yeah, they look fine. I like Tom Hardy,
but I'm just like, yeah, I don't care about this
character outside of his association with Spider
-Man. Yeah. So Madame Webb was just. Terrible.
Like the acting was awful. The story was bad.
The characters were bad. And it it's just such
a train wreck. Definitely worth watching. Sometimes
shitty things are worth watching. Yeah. Morbius
was bad in a way that's not like hyper entertaining.
It's just a bad film and it stars Jared Leto
and that's. also bad. I mean, the best thing
to come out of Morbius is the Internet trolling
Sony to get them to do a second theatrical release.
Yeah, it's more been time. Is Craven even out
or is that like? I have no clue. I mean, yeah,
it came out. It was bad. OK. I mean, I assumed
it was bad. That was with the three name guy
from fucking kickass, wasn't it? Aaron Taylor
Johnson. That's the one. Those are the three.
I need to watch Craven and then I'll let you
know where I feel it sits. Yeah. I agree. I think
Spider Noir is going to be pretty fucking terrible.
One second. I saw this article the other day.
I didn't read it because I didn't care. But because
we're talking about it, Dakota Johnson opens
up about the Madam Webmas. Quote, it wasn't my
fault. Yeah. Yeah. I would point fingers elsewhere,
too, if I were part of that. Yeah. She also like.
kind of just shrugged off the, oh, it's a flop.
It fucking happens. Like, what am I supposed
to do about that? Sometimes shit, shit. Yeah.
Sometimes it's shit from a butt, you know. Is
that shit from a butt? That is one of my favorite
subreddits is that shit from a butt and it's
just pictures of food that looks like shit. I
love the Internet. Yeah, thank you all for listening.
If you are interested in supporting us on Patreon,
which seems insane to say at this point, but
thank you. Apparently we're going to keep going.
Yeah, we're doing this shit. We're going to run
through the back catalog. Are we just going in
chronological order now? I think so. We're going
to figure it out. There are a couple of movies
that are like very short performances like this
where we have to just sort of decide if we're
going to do a few at the same time or if we're
going to do movie reviews of movies that he's
barely in, you know, so we'll figure it all out.
What would be next if we were just going chronologically?
Maybe Rumblefish. Yeah, I think we should do
that one. That's a that's a Francis Ford Coppola,
right? Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yes, that is. Yeah.
Cool. Yeah, we'll do that one. I think and we'll
probably try and have a guest for that, too.
That's a 7 .1 stars on IMDb. Yeah, I think he's
like a medium character in it. So we'll find
out. Thank you to our Sparkle buddies, Josh.
Wait, it's different. Josh, Josie, Rico, Matt,
Adam, Bill and Stewart. And to our cage dancers,
Ira, John Freeman, Lance, Nathan and Cameron.
Nice. Oh, my God. In a few weeks, we'll get to
finally watch the boy in blue. Yeah. Greasy bottom
boys. Greasy bottom boys. All right. Good enough.
It's our new sign off. Good. Fucking nailed it,
boys. Good enough.