Oh, God. Oh, my God. Okay. Well, should we start
it off with a little surfer suffer? Surfer suffer.
Surfer, suffer, surfer, suffer, surfer, suffer.
You guys were practicing that while I was walking
my dogs, weren't you? No, this is just straight,
straight natural quality stuff. Yeah. Oh, my
God. Being in a cult is awesome. Yeah, cults
are great. Things have changed up there since
I moved. They're only getting better. The cult
of Seattle. Yeah. I mean, at least you guys will
have like better skin than all those guys on
the Australian beach. man yeah everyone looks
pretty fucking terrible yeah no i mean fucking
when you live like six inches from the sun yeah
your skin's gonna look like a fucking uh old
leather handbag yeah it's pretty rough i worked
with someone from um she's from hawaii and she
was older than me and the hands were the things
that gave it away like her hands look ragged
and then she had like a line like a the opposite
of a sleeve tattoo right like that's where her
wetsuit or whatever would Yeah, like the part
of her that had been in the sun in Hawaii all
the time was just wrecked. You look old as fuck.
It's like when you see a truck driver and their
left arm is all fucked up. Oh man, I get driving
tan like nobody's business. I used to a lot worse
because I'd have to drive to Portland all the
time. Yeah. A lot less time in the sun nowadays.
Now I just live underground. It's pretty cool.
Mole people. Like, I mean, those are your people,
Nick. Truck drivers are mole people. both actually
truck driving mold people there we go the common
thread just uh isolation i was gonna say chronic
masturbators but similar similar vibe yeah speak
speaking of nicks oh my god it's been it's been
wall to wall like nicks and like nicks and jicks
nicks and jicks and brads for the last uh last
like two weeks it's just like every every time
i turn around y 'all look alike oh speaking of
jicks my phone now auto -corrects nick to jick
perfect as it should be yeah so in case any of
us forgot we're here talking about nicholas cage's
the surfer as this is cage match colon a roundabout
way of meeting nicholas cage where we used to
take two nicholas cage movies uh set them up
uh against each other and decide what was the
better one um but we're done with all that now
so now we're just talking about random nicholas
cage stuff Yeah, exactly. You forgot that intro
real fast. It's amazing what goes out of your
brain. It's been I haven't had to do it in a
while. That's true. And who are you? Who are
any of us? I'm Nick. I'm Sean. And hi, I'm producer
Peter. And we're joined with our cage dancer
extra guest here, John, who got to see us see
this movie with us in the movie theater, which
was always a good experience. Yeah, right, right.
Do you see regrettable? No. Tell us. Give us
a plot summary of the surfer, John. So Nick Cage
is I would call him an American, but he grew
up in Australia, sort of. He's the way around.
He's an Australian who grew up in America. Right.
Yeah, you're right. It's early. Or is it going
to that into the movie? Yeah, right, right. The
movie. Anyway, so he decides he really wants
to buy his dad's old house that he was, I don't
know, he didn't totally move it away or his dad.
I don't remember exactly what. It was like his
grandpa's house or something like his grandpa
built the house, I think was the whole concept,
which is why he really wanted it back. But OK,
yeah, but it seemed like he'd been working a
long time to get that house like it had been
like a. driven goal right yeah it's next to this
beach where he used to surf with his dad and
he wants to bring his son there and surf with
them and you know recreate his experience with
his dad with his son right there's a lot of dads
want to do but there's a bunch of local aussies
there who basically say you know localism you
know locals only that kind of crap don't live
here can't surf here that was pretty good yeah
thank you so They kick him off, but he is bound
and determined to go surfing, I guess. Mostly
just to fuck with those guys, it seems like.
Yeah, it seemed more principled after a certain
level. Yeah, definitely. And he slowly, his obsession
slowly turns into madness where he starts to
question reality and who he is. Spoilers are
fine, right? Oh, yeah. That's what I thought.
We're doing full spoilers in this one. Yeah,
I was like, I've definitely never listened to
this podcast. But in the end, we find out that
the locals are actually led. Well, we know they're
led by this guy who's like a cult leader is a
tough way to put it. Guru is, I think, good.
yeah there's like weird leadership masculine
toxic masculinity guru asshat anyway so it turns
out that he's been actually grooming cage the
whole time and it's all been a test uh manliness
of will like i can't that was the part that i'm
like i don't know yeah um and then oh there's
a homeless guy that comes back at the end and
kills the bad guy and then well there's no and
then after that that's it and then credits yeah
i mean that's a pretty good good representation
of the movie i mean i think that it's not well
it was a good summary of the movie at least like
that is what happens i i liked the the descent
into madness shit i think that was the most well
executed piece of this entire thing and like
all the crazy australian bugs and critters like
cut in there the kookaburra like laughing its
ass off at him oh yeah that was pretty nice never
got the lizard isn't there a lizard that popped
up at least like two or three times yeah there's
some kind of lizard yeah yeah and they were snakes
is australia the one where it has the lizard
that like shoots blood out of its eyes probably
i think so it is a hellscape it is a hellscape
exactly there's definitely that the spider like
pedipalps oh yeah that one was pretty cool yeah
the uh the snake um bit nick cage i read Oh,
shit. Yeah. Yeah. Nice. Actually bit him. So
what did you guys just think? Like, what's your
just quick, like, yay or nay? Like, did you enjoy
this film? Oh, I loved it. I thought it was great.
I, you know, I get into, you know, movies that
make me heightened anxiety and whatnot or play
on my heightened anxiety. And this did it. It
was nice. It was nice to be, you know, uncomfortable
and anxious. I didn't know how to prepare for
this movie, but it is one that is like kind of
stuck in my brain now. I don't know how soon
I'm going to watch it again, but I would watch
it again. I liked the kind of visceral depiction
of the elements that he was kind of left in everything
from how the heat was affecting him, the dehydration.
just some of the poop water yeah the the weird
backdrops the poop water the the barking dog
the the when he woke up next to a condom and
a crack pipe that was pretty funny it really
kind of paints you know that coastal kind of
disregard that you know juvenile surf area very
well Why did he take his shoes off in the bathroom?
He was just kind of generally cleaning himself
up. Yeah, he had a bunch of sand in his shoes.
But he took the shoes off and then went and took
a shit. Like, put your shoes back on, dude. Yeah.
I mean, who do you think you are, RFK? That's
how you get brain worms, man. I really enjoyed
this film from, like, fucking start to finish.
It was weird, but I had so much fun questioning
reality along with Nicolas Cage this whole time.
Yeah, the way the scenes kind of depicting, you
know, the past with his father, the future with
the homeless guy, and then the current with Nicolas
Cage really kind of did a good job of, like,
bending your mind around like what is real what
isn't real yeah like what's now what what are
we seeing right like when that cop is fucking
with him and he's like get back in your old beat
-up car you know yeah you had i told you to get
this thing out of here oh my god this was is
this actually his car this was gas lighting to
like a tea i love it so in the film there is
um a homeless man who's walking around the parking
lot where nick cages parked his car his like
expensive car because nick cages In business,
just generic businessman. Nice car, nice watch,
nice suit. And there's this old homeless guy
who's handing out flyers for his dead dog because
he blames the lead surfer. Played by Dr. Doom
himself, Julian McMahon. Yeah. Scally. Handing
out flyers for his dead dog or his lost dog that
Gally had apparently killed. And then, yeah,
there's. The scene in the bathroom where Nick
Cage goes in the bathroom after spending the
night in his car. I think his battery's dead.
His car battery's dead. Takes his shoes off,
gets a sand out, like takes his jacket off, like
lays it on the sink and goes to like take a shit.
The homeless guy comes in, like drop something,
hide something in the other stall above the other
stall and says something like it's yours now
and then like runs off. And then like we don't
see the homeless guy again till the end of the
movie. So. nick cage's car gets like taken away
so all that's left is the old beater that he
starts sleeping in and it's a certain point i'm
like has any of this been real yeah it's a very
unreliable narrator tyler durden feeling kind
of situation there's a good chunk of the film
where i'm like none of this like he's just been
insane the whole time this is just like yeah
he doesn't have a son you know none of this shit
like yeah have you all read or um listened to
or seen uh american gods so there's that whole
side storyline about um he's uh i don't remember
what he does he like sells like tchotchkes or
some shit but then he ends up hooking up with
like a taxi driver uh and then wakes up and the
taxi driver is gone and he's switched lives with
the taxi driver he is the taxi driver is that
the genie yeah But this like my mind went to
that, you know, halfway through this movie or
so. Not the case, though. Nope. Nope. It's just
a bunch of real asshole people fucking with a
guy making him feel crazy. I love that the entire
community is in on it, like straight up down
to the poop bag lady. Poop bag lady. Yeah. And
then there's like the guy in the coffee line
as he's walking away, just knocks the coffee
out. Coffee's for locals only. Fuck everybody
here. Yeah, that was a good Glenn Gary Glenn
Ross moment for me. Coffee is for closers. Well,
because like at that point, you're not sure if
any we think of we've seen of Nicolas Cage is
real. So they're just like, are they like they're
just treating a homeless man terribly? Yeah.
But he's also clearly terribly or appropriately
dangerous and antagonistic to this community.
So it really isn't until. when he has his car
and he's getting to jump there's this um photographer
this woman is uh taking photos that he asked
to help jump uh his car they have a nice moment
they have a chat she takes some photos of him
uh he sees her later and like approaches her
and i am so uncomfortable because i'm like did
did that interaction ever happen is is this real
is this just going to be one of those like is
this going to be a vampire's kiss moment where
he sees uh what's her name at the club but she's
never actually met him but now though uh she
remembers him and even has photos of him um which
i don't remember the line but it stuck with me
it's something along the lines of i have a car
i have a car i'm real i exist yeah um and then
it's like okay so no they are just fucking with
them just i love that what they wrote on the
side of his car was just like kook kook yeah
it's like oh you fucking roast him that may be
like some big slur yeah it's like the worst thing
you can say in australia we're about to get this
podcast removed from australia internet no both
our listeners you don't have two listeners in
australia we don't we don't have a single listener
in australia yet uh In Australian slang, a kook
refers to someone who is perceived as foolish,
strange or eccentric. Well, that's just fucking
everywhere. That's the same. Cool. I like that
they wrote it in like surfer wax, like surfboard
wax. It's often used to describe a surfer who
lacks skill. Oh, so there is some context. Yeah.
OK, so let's talk about the actual like breakdown
freak out running to the beach scene. there at
the end leading up towards the end yeah so okay
well it all begins when he catches a rat and
fucking whacks it off onto the car stops it in
his pocket and pocket rat for later uh -huh gotta
have a pocket rat that was my thought like pocket
rat smart yeah good good to have way to be you
gotta keep your resources tight when you're homeless
yeah Well, he doesn't immediately pocket it.
He chucks it into the bush and then goes and
retrieves it later when he's looking for food.
Yeah, then it's been sunbaked. Yeah, which he
did. He did like take a good bite out of it,
too, before he pockets it. Dry, different quality.
There you go. Yeah. Wet aged. Gross. That's not
a thing. Wet aged meats. Rotting. Yeah. But then
he gets like. Oh, man, he does get some good
hits on that one dude who beats up those teens
kind of on the way down. Well, yeah, he shoves
them out of the way. They had it fucking coming.
And then I love that he uses the locals only
sign. Yeah, and just smacks that dude who headbutted
him or whatever earlier. That was good. That
was a good little tussle. The guy's name like
beef or something. beefaroni yeah i hope his
name was beef uh but yeah then he gets sort of
indoctrinated into this group and it's all revealed
right like yeah we've been fucking with you and
i love that scene where he's just looking up
at them and it's like all wavy and he's just
ha ha good one yeah no he's not like he's on
the drug trip and it's uh the guy who's like
he almost drowned and shoved the rat in his mouth
is uh works for the bank and is gonna get him
his loan This movie's fucking weird. It is very
bizarre. Truman Show -ish. Yeah. It's during
the drug trip scene. I think Nick will get this.
I don't know, Peter or John, you'll understand
the reference, but I've been watching a lot of
Auntie Donna lately, just going back down that
rabbit hole. Been watching Auntie Donna's Coffee
Cafe, which is the most Australian thing I've
ever seen. But during that drug trip scene where
it's just like quick faces going around, I have
expected to see like the Auntie Donna crew and
just like. here auntie donuts and like this would
be a great that was a great bit this was awesome
that was a great like hour and a half joke it's
a very specific reference that very few people
will get but uh that's where i was at in this
film our australian listeners will know yeah
yeah so yeah this film when so after the drug
trip after like it's shown that uh they've just
been like they've been soft they've been uh they've
been toughening him up he like We cut to the
next day after the and he's he's got his own
like fucking snuggie like sun poncho. I love
the fucking terrycloth. Yeah. Slanket. And he's
just like part of their crew now, but he still
can't surf until he proves himself and has to
like burn the old guy's car. Who was an actual
real person. Yeah. Well, because at that point
we like. his car has been returned and like everything,
everything's okay. Yeah. They just had it at
the shop tuning it up. Yeah. And, uh, his son
shows up right as right after they light the
car on fire. Um, the son seems kind of like disturbed
for a second, but quickly is on board. Cause
I don't think the kid was on board. I think he
was in a situation where it's like, oh, my dad's
part of like some wild cult. He's been missing
for days. It's Christmas. And now here he is
burning somebody's car in front of them. I'm
just saying the kid had the option to just nope
out of there and be like, oh, we're going to
talk later. Yeah, I mean, that's a whole recurring
question. I had the whole movie, too, is why
doesn't Nick Cage nope out of there? Like where
where like I understand he's obsessed, but at
some point. Well, they take his car after the
second day. It's not like he's there that long
before they take his car. He could have walked
for sure. They allude to it when he's watching,
like when he's doing his background check on
Scali. It's like some monk thing, like initiation,
where it's like, oh, you have to stand at the
gates for seven days and seven nights. And, you
know, no matter how many times they deny you
entry, you have to stay there. this and that
to become like indoctrinated so it was just that
situation taken away from you know its original
context and then placed into what was happening
with this surf crew yeah so if he had left he
never would have been able to have the house
he never would have had the beach i think also
at that point he started to become dehydrated
and like not starting losing it yeah do you think
all the bugs that flew on the actors faces were
real Or CGI'd in there. It's Australia, man.
Everything is like that all the time. It's amazing
how little reaction anyone gives as a fly just
like fucking hits you in the cheek. Yeah, lands
on your eyeball. Yeah, right. Was this actually
filmed in Australia? I would think so. That's
a great question. It's just a beach. Yeah, it
could just be a beach. It seems odd to like not
film in Australia and have like an entire Australian
cast. Well, it's interesting because the director's
Irish, so. Yeah. the community known for their
surfing yeah they have fucking great surfers
how those bay boys galway bay boys um one of
the things that i picked up on and was really
sad didn't pay off was fairly early in the movie
nick cage asked his son he's like hey what are
you guys doing for christmas or you're coming
to me for christmas eve and then going with your
mom for christmas negotiating the whole uh you
know dual custody thing um and he's like no we're
going to a barbecue for christmas and then shortly
thereafter the surfer dudes are having a barbecue
down on the beach and i'm like oh no way is she
dating scully or some shit there's also mention
of a new bow um and it never paid off and i was
so sad i really want her to be fucking scully
that would have been great it would have added
to the mind fuckery certainly yeah yeah You brought
up the terrycloth robes. I thought those were
kind of fun. Yeah, obviously. I do want one now
so I can just walk around the house. It's like
the least manly looking thing for like the manliest
character. Again, I think it's I think it's more
for UV protection and like staying out of the
sun. It's for religious iconography, I think.
Yeah. Well, yeah, I'm sure there's practical
uses for it, but it's fun to say it looks like
a silly poncho. And then Nick Cage gets his own.
Yeah. It reminds me with like the hood and everything
of my dog's bathrobe. Yeah. Because it's just
a little hooded bathrobe. Oh. Made of towel.
Why don't we just call them towel robes? It's
the same thing. Yeah, I don't know. It's a good
question. I mean, they're not all made of terrycloth.
Some are very plush. Like the ones you steal
from hotels. I know, but the ones that are made
from terrycloth, why is there a different word
for terrycloth, I guess is what I'm saying. Because
the English language is awful. Yeah. Not the
worst. I'm going to start doing that, though.
Terrycloth robe on the beach? Yeah. Hell yeah.
I'm going to go grab my terrycloth sheet after
the shower. Good. Ugh. pillowcase. I just looked
at the director's name and yeah, that is the
most Irish name I've ever seen. Yeah, Lorcan
Finnegan. Fuck yeah. Lorcan Finnegan. Super Irish.
Oh man, I bet he was dying out there on that
beach. Wow, I didn't even think about that. Yeah,
for real. All right, so yeah, where would you
guys put this on the new Cage movie echelon?
oh it's certainly better than uh any of his westerns
oh yeah absolutely so i'm we're just not gonna
talk about those anymore i'm gonna bring them
up as a reference point to like the lows and
then uh uh you know lows yeah the lows and the
more lows yeah no uh it's good i put it i mean
it's it's up there um i'm trying to think of
um it's along the lines of like sympathy for
the devil yeah like dream scenario like whatever
uh the questions of what's going on yeah for
sure that was the film i was thinking of where
i'm like the third act i felt just completely
fell apart with a dream scenario when uh when
they just became influencers and they're like
and they were like people were like incepting
ads into people's dreams i'm like this was this
is dumb this wasn't earned As opposed to this
film when like he's less crazy when you find
out he's not crazy and then like it just kind
of ramps up to the homeless guy killing everyone.
I'm like, no, this wasn't. This was good. But
yeah, I'd put this up there as one of the one
of the highlights of the new era of Cage. And
I feel like I was thinking of it when I thought
he was insane. I'm like, it really hasn't been
since like Vampire's Kiss where we've seen him
like actually go crazy like this, like a character
who's actually insane. Yeah, the Roger Ebert
review of this one kind of touched on that, too.
And his his final takeaway was you should just
go watch Vampire's Kiss instead of this. If you
want to see like Wild Ass Cage. But he was like,
but still, it's an interesting performance. Who's
review of this? Roger Ebert. Of like Siskel and
Ebert fame from forever ago. Yeah, isn't he dead?
Siskel's dead. Siskel's dead. I thought Ebert
died. Ebert is actually just AI at this point.
I don't know. It has to be because he had a massive
stroke a while back. Well, he did, but I mean,
you can still be successful and perform if you
have a stroke. No, but I thought he died from
that stroke. Roger Ebert is definitely alive.
Are you thinking of Gene Siskel? Yeah, I think
you might still be thinking of Siskel. No, I'm
not. I remember his massive stroke. I thought
he died during it. I thought he died from it.
No, I'm just wrong. Yeah, Ebert's still around.
I was just more shocked to find out someone I
thought had been dead for a decade is alive.
I'm just excited. I don't remember when Siskel
and Ebert were on, like, mid -90s. Yeah, and
he felt like an old man to me because I was 12
or whatever. People just used to age poorly.
Like Nick pointed out long ago, indoor smoking
was a real thing. Speak for yourself, I still
age poorly. Get some melanin in you. Yeah, there
you go. No. There you go. Way to fight the man.
Wait. Sean? Well, big melanin. We're coming for
you. You didn't realize this was a conspiracy,
right? Big melanin is definitely a nickname for
somebody. That is the big fear in our government
right now. That's true. Yeah. Not wrong. All
right. Well, John, do you want to put any final
thoughts on this one? I mean, I really enjoyed
this movie. I fully intend to watch it again,
maybe six months or so from now and see how my
opinions changed. I mean, yeah, I put this up
there. I liked it better than dream scenario
is a little more coherent. Yeah, I would highly
recommend anybody go see this, even if you're
not really into Nick Cage. But, you know, in
one of mine, fuck for, you know, hour and a half.
I liked watching it to movie theater, mostly
because I got to eat popcorn and a hot dog. i
ate way too much popcorn i did too yeah i had
popcorn farts for the rest of the day it was
really unbearable for some people i was fine
with it you were fine i'm sure yeah i got did
you have any other human beings in your in your
watching of it yeah no it's uh we had a like
it was half full uh i went to the hollywood yeah
i mean it had been out for like a week at this
point uh i went and saw it at the hollywood theater
here in portland uh got in for free that was
fun uh because they knew about the podcast kind
actually kind of yes um it's a mostly volunteer
run and the woman who's working the um box office
uh her and i went on a date um months ago i had
fun um so she recognized me she's like oh and
i'm like yeah i'm here for the nick cage she's
like yeah it's like she's just like going in
i'm like cool That oh sounded. Yeah, not. Oh,
it's you. Oh, big melanin, huh? Oh, man. Yeah,
cool. Well, any other final thoughts or are we
all good? I like poop bag lady. Poop bag lady.
Yeah. Yeah. Who's your favorite hooligan or kook?
I mean, Twitchy was pretty cool. The coffee guy.
yeah um also not kooks yeah that's true because
they're good surfers the fucking the one who
uh gets his like face rocked and like drowned
and uh bank manager the bank manager yeah i just
i like i like his silly little santa hat yeah
that's true yeah yeah he's like the beefiest
dude there just wearing this goofy ass santa
hat oh wait we have another we have another uh
seasonal nick cage film we can watch now we have
another christmas nick cage film we can watch
true yeah we no longer just need to watch it
we no longer just need to watch um lost in paradise
trapped in paradise there was a family man too
yeah both of those movies are bad well the family
man's not the family man has some merit yeah
it's not yeah it's not fun though no no it's
not it does have uh what the fuck's his name
uh re the guy who plays yeah fucking uh damn
it i was just talking about him with tc pcu um
he's the dean from old school uh he got mercury
poisoning one time because he ate sushi like
twice a day for a week whoa wow that sounds exactly
like something a guy who looks like him would
do correct jeremy jeremy piven yeah jeremy oh
yeah mercury poison for piven there was a guy
in my dorm freshman year who was eating tuna
sandwiches like four or five times a week and
he would go through wild mood swings and eventually
we're like dude you need to stop eating so much
tuna fish and then he did and he became almost
normal again whoa wow yeah it's fucking wild
um but he ate he would put barbecue sauce It
is tuna. So it was tuna and barbecue sauce. That's
so weird. When I was into bodybuilding, you have
to have a lot of like lean protein and it doesn't
taste great, but a little bit of barbecue sauce
goes a long way. Interesting. So it's a good
way to make things palatable. He wasn't a bodybuilder.
I think he was on the baseball team, but I don't
know. I suspect he was one of the guys that crucified
the bat because at some point I came home from
class or work or something. And it was oh, it
came home from a show. It was late at night and
they had caught a bat. And crucified it on popsicle
sticks. OK, OK, stop. You were talking about
baseball and then you had to crucify a bat. And
I'm like, what the fuck? That was a weird leap.
Oh, hold on. The best part. They put pennies
in the test buttons of the bug eyes, the emergency
lights to like make them stay on and refocused
it onto the bat. And it was just in the hallway
when I came back. I'm like, I'm not even the
weirdest person here. Like, I'm not the one doing
the weird fucked up shit. This is so good. I
love college. Oh, one thing I saw when I was
reading about this this morning, I was flipping
through the IMDB and saw what the homeless guy
actually looks like. And he's like, I don't know,
a 25 year old, very attractive. Like what? Yeah.
Like, is he currently 25 ish? Or is there on
his IMDB like he was? I was like, whoa, they
really changed that guy over. But yeah, fair.
It might be an old photo. Because you can put
whatever photo you want. Wait, are you telling
me IMDB is going to catfish me? Yes, absolutely.
They have catfish in Australia. No, catfish don't
kill you enough. Yeah, probably something deadlier.
Yeah, like lionfish. Yeah, exactly. Nicholas
Kasim the bum. I mean, he looks our age. Really?
Well, I don't know. I was walking down the street.
Maybe I wasn't paying attention too hard. That's
fair. Well, happy birthday to birthday to birthday
to birthday. You gotta pay more attention when
you're a pedestrian, dude. Yeah, right. You're
gonna get run over. Where does IMDb, like, give
you their age? I mean, you just have to look
at their birth year. I'm not seeing. And then
math. And then math. Yeah. I don't want to do
math. Or you could have copy and pasted his name.
This is right back to Sean went to art school.
He's not doing math. No, no mathing going on
here. We could draw you a picture of the year
that he was born and figure it out from there.
Visual clues. After Nicholas seemed known for
Mr. In between 2018, the outlaws and a few best
men. Nothing's giving me his age. Weird. Well,
go see the surfer. Have a birth certificate.
Exactly. The actor known for his role as Bruce
was 93 years old when he passed out. Now this
is that seems like not the right guy. The moment's
gone. Yeah. All right. Well, thank you all for
listening. Our Patreon support has changed and
I don't remember who is actually supporting us
anymore. So thank you to our supporters that
I will. loosely edit uh josh and josie rico matt
adam and bill our spark buddies and our cage
dancers ira john freeman lance nathan and cameron
are you just oh i forgot stewart stewart's also
in there stewart are you gonna just quack out
the names that aren't supporting us anymore yes
perfect that seems like the most appropriate
way to do it yeah i do it the same order every
time so everybody knows who you who it was exactly
like oh i can't believe that they're not supporting
anymore yeah when was the surfer filmed Oh, I
don't know. I would guess two years ago. I mean,
yeah. All right. Are you still trying to figure
out how old that guy is? Yeah. Bugs me. Bye bye.
Eat the rat. Eat the rat. Bye bye. Sean, do you
just have a bowl of M &M's next to you? No, that's
my dog's ball pit. Oh, fucking awesome. Perspective
is fun. That's probably a lot bigger than it
appears on the screen. Yeah. No, his ball pit
is roughly the size of a bowl of Cheerios. You
can see Ben standing next to it. Ben's there
for scale. Not as good as a banana. That's right.
My favorite one of those is a guy was like, holy
shit, it's so cold in Florida or whatever that
my pool froze. And you can't tell when you look
at the picture because it just looks like glass.
And so he puts his guitar on a guitar stand on
the pool and goes, guitar for temperature. Yeah,
nice.