WEBVTT 00:00:01.660 --> 00:00:24.980 Oh, God. Oh, my God. Okay. Well, should we start 00:00:24.980 --> 00:00:28.699 it off with a little surfer suffer? Surfer suffer. 00:00:29.420 --> 00:00:33.159 Surfer, suffer, surfer, suffer, surfer, suffer. 00:00:33.659 --> 00:00:35.479 You guys were practicing that while I was walking 00:00:35.479 --> 00:00:38.579 my dogs, weren't you? No, this is just straight, 00:00:38.659 --> 00:00:41.700 straight natural quality stuff. Yeah. Oh, my 00:00:41.700 --> 00:00:45.060 God. Being in a cult is awesome. Yeah, cults 00:00:45.060 --> 00:00:47.479 are great. Things have changed up there since 00:00:47.479 --> 00:00:50.659 I moved. They're only getting better. The cult 00:00:50.659 --> 00:00:54.759 of Seattle. Yeah. I mean, at least you guys will 00:00:54.759 --> 00:00:57.060 have like better skin than all those guys on 00:00:57.060 --> 00:01:01.060 the Australian beach. man yeah everyone looks 00:01:01.060 --> 00:01:03.880 pretty fucking terrible yeah no i mean fucking 00:01:03.880 --> 00:01:06.200 when you live like six inches from the sun yeah 00:01:06.200 --> 00:01:08.459 your skin's gonna look like a fucking uh old 00:01:08.459 --> 00:01:11.260 leather handbag yeah it's pretty rough i worked 00:01:11.260 --> 00:01:14.560 with someone from um she's from hawaii and she 00:01:14.560 --> 00:01:16.140 was older than me and the hands were the things 00:01:16.140 --> 00:01:18.299 that gave it away like her hands look ragged 00:01:18.299 --> 00:01:21.060 and then she had like a line like a the opposite 00:01:21.060 --> 00:01:23.900 of a sleeve tattoo right like that's where her 00:01:23.900 --> 00:01:27.609 wetsuit or whatever would Yeah, like the part 00:01:27.609 --> 00:01:29.530 of her that had been in the sun in Hawaii all 00:01:29.530 --> 00:01:32.849 the time was just wrecked. You look old as fuck. 00:01:33.129 --> 00:01:35.569 It's like when you see a truck driver and their 00:01:35.569 --> 00:01:38.969 left arm is all fucked up. Oh man, I get driving 00:01:38.969 --> 00:01:42.650 tan like nobody's business. I used to a lot worse 00:01:42.650 --> 00:01:44.569 because I'd have to drive to Portland all the 00:01:44.569 --> 00:01:47.390 time. Yeah. A lot less time in the sun nowadays. 00:01:47.510 --> 00:01:50.310 Now I just live underground. It's pretty cool. 00:01:50.450 --> 00:01:53.629 Mole people. Like, I mean, those are your people, 00:01:53.689 --> 00:01:58.079 Nick. Truck drivers are mole people. both actually 00:01:58.079 --> 00:02:01.140 truck driving mold people there we go the common 00:02:01.140 --> 00:02:06.260 thread just uh isolation i was gonna say chronic 00:02:06.260 --> 00:02:10.659 masturbators but similar similar vibe yeah speak 00:02:10.659 --> 00:02:13.360 speaking of nicks oh my god it's been it's been 00:02:13.360 --> 00:02:16.819 wall to wall like nicks and like nicks and jicks 00:02:16.819 --> 00:02:20.919 nicks and jicks and brads for the last uh last 00:02:20.919 --> 00:02:23.699 like two weeks it's just like every every time 00:02:23.699 --> 00:02:27.539 i turn around y 'all look alike oh speaking of 00:02:27.539 --> 00:02:29.919 jicks my phone now auto -corrects nick to jick 00:02:29.919 --> 00:02:33.300 perfect as it should be yeah so in case any of 00:02:33.300 --> 00:02:35.680 us forgot we're here talking about nicholas cage's 00:02:35.680 --> 00:02:38.699 the surfer as this is cage match colon a roundabout 00:02:38.699 --> 00:02:41.280 way of meeting nicholas cage where we used to 00:02:41.280 --> 00:02:44.719 take two nicholas cage movies uh set them up 00:02:44.719 --> 00:02:46.680 uh against each other and decide what was the 00:02:46.680 --> 00:02:49.120 better one um but we're done with all that now 00:02:49.120 --> 00:02:50.840 so now we're just talking about random nicholas 00:02:50.840 --> 00:02:53.740 cage stuff Yeah, exactly. You forgot that intro 00:02:53.740 --> 00:02:56.199 real fast. It's amazing what goes out of your 00:02:56.199 --> 00:03:00.039 brain. It's been I haven't had to do it in a 00:03:00.039 --> 00:03:03.439 while. That's true. And who are you? Who are 00:03:03.439 --> 00:03:10.139 any of us? I'm Nick. I'm Sean. And hi, I'm producer 00:03:10.139 --> 00:03:12.520 Peter. And we're joined with our cage dancer 00:03:12.520 --> 00:03:16.400 extra guest here, John, who got to see us see 00:03:16.400 --> 00:03:18.280 this movie with us in the movie theater, which 00:03:18.280 --> 00:03:21.000 was always a good experience. Yeah, right, right. 00:03:21.289 --> 00:03:25.009 Do you see regrettable? No. Tell us. Give us 00:03:25.009 --> 00:03:28.669 a plot summary of the surfer, John. So Nick Cage 00:03:28.669 --> 00:03:31.830 is I would call him an American, but he grew 00:03:31.830 --> 00:03:36.889 up in Australia, sort of. He's the way around. 00:03:37.330 --> 00:03:40.189 He's an Australian who grew up in America. Right. 00:03:40.710 --> 00:03:45.770 Yeah, you're right. It's early. Or is it going 00:03:45.770 --> 00:03:49.189 to that into the movie? Yeah, right, right. The 00:03:49.189 --> 00:03:54.490 movie. Anyway, so he decides he really wants 00:03:54.490 --> 00:03:57.930 to buy his dad's old house that he was, I don't 00:03:57.930 --> 00:03:59.750 know, he didn't totally move it away or his dad. 00:04:00.469 --> 00:04:03.030 I don't remember exactly what. It was like his 00:04:03.030 --> 00:04:05.750 grandpa's house or something like his grandpa 00:04:05.750 --> 00:04:07.930 built the house, I think was the whole concept, 00:04:07.990 --> 00:04:10.370 which is why he really wanted it back. But OK, 00:04:10.490 --> 00:04:12.150 yeah, but it seemed like he'd been working a 00:04:12.150 --> 00:04:14.050 long time to get that house like it had been 00:04:14.050 --> 00:04:16.740 like a. driven goal right yeah it's next to this 00:04:16.740 --> 00:04:19.680 beach where he used to surf with his dad and 00:04:19.680 --> 00:04:21.819 he wants to bring his son there and surf with 00:04:21.819 --> 00:04:24.839 them and you know recreate his experience with 00:04:24.839 --> 00:04:27.139 his dad with his son right there's a lot of dads 00:04:27.139 --> 00:04:31.079 want to do but there's a bunch of local aussies 00:04:31.079 --> 00:04:34.819 there who basically say you know localism you 00:04:34.819 --> 00:04:37.480 know locals only that kind of crap don't live 00:04:37.480 --> 00:04:41.300 here can't surf here that was pretty good yeah 00:04:41.300 --> 00:04:46.250 thank you so They kick him off, but he is bound 00:04:46.250 --> 00:04:52.509 and determined to go surfing, I guess. Mostly 00:04:52.509 --> 00:04:54.329 just to fuck with those guys, it seems like. 00:04:54.449 --> 00:04:56.089 Yeah, it seemed more principled after a certain 00:04:56.089 --> 00:05:02.589 level. Yeah, definitely. And he slowly, his obsession 00:05:02.589 --> 00:05:06.889 slowly turns into madness where he starts to 00:05:06.889 --> 00:05:11.069 question reality and who he is. Spoilers are 00:05:11.069 --> 00:05:12.829 fine, right? Oh, yeah. That's what I thought. 00:05:13.110 --> 00:05:15.810 We're doing full spoilers in this one. Yeah, 00:05:15.829 --> 00:05:17.170 I was like, I've definitely never listened to 00:05:17.170 --> 00:05:21.829 this podcast. But in the end, we find out that 00:05:21.829 --> 00:05:25.290 the locals are actually led. Well, we know they're 00:05:25.290 --> 00:05:30.129 led by this guy who's like a cult leader is a 00:05:30.129 --> 00:05:33.449 tough way to put it. Guru is, I think, good. 00:05:34.089 --> 00:05:37.009 yeah there's like weird leadership masculine 00:05:37.009 --> 00:05:40.810 toxic masculinity guru asshat anyway so it turns 00:05:40.810 --> 00:05:43.269 out that he's been actually grooming cage the 00:05:43.269 --> 00:05:47.009 whole time and it's all been a test uh manliness 00:05:47.009 --> 00:05:49.550 of will like i can't that was the part that i'm 00:05:49.550 --> 00:05:55.230 like i don't know yeah um and then oh there's 00:05:55.230 --> 00:05:58.709 a homeless guy that comes back at the end and 00:05:58.709 --> 00:06:04.709 kills the bad guy and then well there's no and 00:06:04.709 --> 00:06:09.129 then after that that's it and then credits yeah 00:06:09.129 --> 00:06:11.930 i mean that's a pretty good good representation 00:06:11.930 --> 00:06:14.949 of the movie i mean i think that it's not well 00:06:14.949 --> 00:06:17.410 it was a good summary of the movie at least like 00:06:17.410 --> 00:06:21.449 that is what happens i i liked the the descent 00:06:21.449 --> 00:06:24.370 into madness shit i think that was the most well 00:06:24.370 --> 00:06:27.750 executed piece of this entire thing and like 00:06:27.750 --> 00:06:31.870 all the crazy australian bugs and critters like 00:06:32.269 --> 00:06:34.790 cut in there the kookaburra like laughing its 00:06:34.790 --> 00:06:37.449 ass off at him oh yeah that was pretty nice never 00:06:37.449 --> 00:06:39.230 got the lizard isn't there a lizard that popped 00:06:39.230 --> 00:06:42.089 up at least like two or three times yeah there's 00:06:42.089 --> 00:06:44.290 some kind of lizard yeah yeah and they were snakes 00:06:44.290 --> 00:06:46.189 is australia the one where it has the lizard 00:06:46.189 --> 00:06:48.449 that like shoots blood out of its eyes probably 00:06:48.449 --> 00:06:51.189 i think so it is a hellscape it is a hellscape 00:06:51.189 --> 00:06:54.350 exactly there's definitely that the spider like 00:06:54.350 --> 00:06:57.290 pedipalps oh yeah that one was pretty cool yeah 00:06:57.290 --> 00:07:02.420 the uh the snake um bit nick cage i read Oh, 00:07:02.439 --> 00:07:05.779 shit. Yeah. Yeah. Nice. Actually bit him. So 00:07:05.779 --> 00:07:08.160 what did you guys just think? Like, what's your 00:07:08.160 --> 00:07:12.240 just quick, like, yay or nay? Like, did you enjoy 00:07:12.240 --> 00:07:15.019 this film? Oh, I loved it. I thought it was great. 00:07:16.120 --> 00:07:20.160 I, you know, I get into, you know, movies that 00:07:20.160 --> 00:07:24.060 make me heightened anxiety and whatnot or play 00:07:24.060 --> 00:07:27.100 on my heightened anxiety. And this did it. It 00:07:27.100 --> 00:07:29.660 was nice. It was nice to be, you know, uncomfortable 00:07:29.660 --> 00:07:34.170 and anxious. I didn't know how to prepare for 00:07:34.170 --> 00:07:36.550 this movie, but it is one that is like kind of 00:07:36.550 --> 00:07:39.170 stuck in my brain now. I don't know how soon 00:07:39.170 --> 00:07:41.769 I'm going to watch it again, but I would watch 00:07:41.769 --> 00:07:45.870 it again. I liked the kind of visceral depiction 00:07:45.870 --> 00:07:49.990 of the elements that he was kind of left in everything 00:07:49.990 --> 00:07:54.170 from how the heat was affecting him, the dehydration. 00:07:55.240 --> 00:07:57.980 just some of the poop water yeah the the weird 00:07:57.980 --> 00:08:01.360 backdrops the poop water the the barking dog 00:08:01.360 --> 00:08:06.620 the the when he woke up next to a condom and 00:08:06.620 --> 00:08:10.560 a crack pipe that was pretty funny it really 00:08:10.560 --> 00:08:15.000 kind of paints you know that coastal kind of 00:08:15.000 --> 00:08:21.120 disregard that you know juvenile surf area very 00:08:21.120 --> 00:08:24.629 well Why did he take his shoes off in the bathroom? 00:08:26.610 --> 00:08:29.470 He was just kind of generally cleaning himself 00:08:29.470 --> 00:08:31.529 up. Yeah, he had a bunch of sand in his shoes. 00:08:31.550 --> 00:08:33.470 But he took the shoes off and then went and took 00:08:33.470 --> 00:08:35.970 a shit. Like, put your shoes back on, dude. Yeah. 00:08:36.330 --> 00:08:40.549 I mean, who do you think you are, RFK? That's 00:08:40.549 --> 00:08:45.700 how you get brain worms, man. I really enjoyed 00:08:45.700 --> 00:08:48.860 this film from, like, fucking start to finish. 00:08:48.919 --> 00:08:53.879 It was weird, but I had so much fun questioning 00:08:53.879 --> 00:08:56.539 reality along with Nicolas Cage this whole time. 00:08:57.000 --> 00:09:02.340 Yeah, the way the scenes kind of depicting, you 00:09:02.340 --> 00:09:04.740 know, the past with his father, the future with 00:09:04.740 --> 00:09:08.580 the homeless guy, and then the current with Nicolas 00:09:08.580 --> 00:09:12.820 Cage really kind of did a good job of, like, 00:09:14.159 --> 00:09:18.059 bending your mind around like what is real what 00:09:18.059 --> 00:09:21.059 isn't real yeah like what's now what what are 00:09:21.059 --> 00:09:22.919 we seeing right like when that cop is fucking 00:09:22.919 --> 00:09:24.639 with him and he's like get back in your old beat 00:09:24.639 --> 00:09:27.019 -up car you know yeah you had i told you to get 00:09:27.019 --> 00:09:28.759 this thing out of here oh my god this was is 00:09:28.759 --> 00:09:31.679 this actually his car this was gas lighting to 00:09:31.679 --> 00:09:35.720 like a tea i love it so in the film there is 00:09:35.720 --> 00:09:39.320 um a homeless man who's walking around the parking 00:09:39.320 --> 00:09:41.259 lot where nick cages parked his car his like 00:09:41.259 --> 00:09:44.690 expensive car because nick cages In business, 00:09:44.769 --> 00:09:48.649 just generic businessman. Nice car, nice watch, 00:09:48.789 --> 00:09:52.330 nice suit. And there's this old homeless guy 00:09:52.330 --> 00:09:54.409 who's handing out flyers for his dead dog because 00:09:54.409 --> 00:09:58.169 he blames the lead surfer. Played by Dr. Doom 00:09:58.169 --> 00:10:02.269 himself, Julian McMahon. Yeah. Scally. Handing 00:10:02.269 --> 00:10:05.450 out flyers for his dead dog or his lost dog that 00:10:05.450 --> 00:10:09.149 Gally had apparently killed. And then, yeah, 00:10:09.190 --> 00:10:11.220 there's. The scene in the bathroom where Nick 00:10:11.220 --> 00:10:13.559 Cage goes in the bathroom after spending the 00:10:13.559 --> 00:10:16.139 night in his car. I think his battery's dead. 00:10:16.639 --> 00:10:20.139 His car battery's dead. Takes his shoes off, 00:10:20.299 --> 00:10:22.379 gets a sand out, like takes his jacket off, like 00:10:22.379 --> 00:10:24.820 lays it on the sink and goes to like take a shit. 00:10:26.039 --> 00:10:29.059 The homeless guy comes in, like drop something, 00:10:29.200 --> 00:10:31.279 hide something in the other stall above the other 00:10:31.279 --> 00:10:32.940 stall and says something like it's yours now 00:10:32.940 --> 00:10:35.919 and then like runs off. And then like we don't 00:10:35.919 --> 00:10:37.399 see the homeless guy again till the end of the 00:10:37.399 --> 00:10:41.669 movie. So. nick cage's car gets like taken away 00:10:41.669 --> 00:10:44.110 so all that's left is the old beater that he 00:10:44.110 --> 00:10:45.929 starts sleeping in and it's a certain point i'm 00:10:45.929 --> 00:10:49.549 like has any of this been real yeah it's a very 00:10:49.549 --> 00:10:53.090 unreliable narrator tyler durden feeling kind 00:10:53.090 --> 00:10:55.669 of situation there's a good chunk of the film 00:10:55.669 --> 00:10:59.029 where i'm like none of this like he's just been 00:10:59.029 --> 00:11:01.070 insane the whole time this is just like yeah 00:11:01.070 --> 00:11:03.149 he doesn't have a son you know none of this shit 00:11:03.149 --> 00:11:07.360 like yeah have you all read or um listened to 00:11:07.360 --> 00:11:11.000 or seen uh american gods so there's that whole 00:11:11.000 --> 00:11:15.860 side storyline about um he's uh i don't remember 00:11:15.860 --> 00:11:19.240 what he does he like sells like tchotchkes or 00:11:19.240 --> 00:11:21.860 some shit but then he ends up hooking up with 00:11:21.860 --> 00:11:25.039 like a taxi driver uh and then wakes up and the 00:11:25.039 --> 00:11:27.720 taxi driver is gone and he's switched lives with 00:11:27.720 --> 00:11:30.080 the taxi driver he is the taxi driver is that 00:11:30.080 --> 00:11:35.820 the genie yeah But this like my mind went to 00:11:35.820 --> 00:11:37.720 that, you know, halfway through this movie or 00:11:37.720 --> 00:11:41.000 so. Not the case, though. Nope. Nope. It's just 00:11:41.000 --> 00:11:43.179 a bunch of real asshole people fucking with a 00:11:43.179 --> 00:11:46.559 guy making him feel crazy. I love that the entire 00:11:46.559 --> 00:11:49.279 community is in on it, like straight up down 00:11:49.279 --> 00:11:52.659 to the poop bag lady. Poop bag lady. Yeah. And 00:11:52.659 --> 00:11:54.899 then there's like the guy in the coffee line 00:11:54.899 --> 00:11:56.899 as he's walking away, just knocks the coffee 00:11:56.899 --> 00:12:00.460 out. Coffee's for locals only. Fuck everybody 00:12:00.460 --> 00:12:05.080 here. Yeah, that was a good Glenn Gary Glenn 00:12:05.080 --> 00:12:10.059 Ross moment for me. Coffee is for closers. Well, 00:12:10.139 --> 00:12:12.720 because like at that point, you're not sure if 00:12:12.720 --> 00:12:15.720 any we think of we've seen of Nicolas Cage is 00:12:15.720 --> 00:12:17.559 real. So they're just like, are they like they're 00:12:17.559 --> 00:12:20.480 just treating a homeless man terribly? Yeah. 00:12:20.799 --> 00:12:24.120 But he's also clearly terribly or appropriately 00:12:24.120 --> 00:12:27.720 dangerous and antagonistic to this community. 00:12:28.700 --> 00:12:32.440 So it really isn't until. when he has his car 00:12:32.440 --> 00:12:35.139 and he's getting to jump there's this um photographer 00:12:35.139 --> 00:12:38.620 this woman is uh taking photos that he asked 00:12:38.620 --> 00:12:41.279 to help jump uh his car they have a nice moment 00:12:41.279 --> 00:12:42.700 they have a chat she takes some photos of him 00:12:42.700 --> 00:12:45.759 uh he sees her later and like approaches her 00:12:45.759 --> 00:12:49.639 and i am so uncomfortable because i'm like did 00:12:49.639 --> 00:12:52.700 did that interaction ever happen is is this real 00:12:52.700 --> 00:12:55.519 is this just going to be one of those like is 00:12:55.519 --> 00:12:57.019 this going to be a vampire's kiss moment where 00:12:57.019 --> 00:13:00.909 he sees uh what's her name at the club but she's 00:13:00.909 --> 00:13:04.809 never actually met him but now though uh she 00:13:04.809 --> 00:13:07.029 remembers him and even has photos of him um which 00:13:07.029 --> 00:13:09.330 i don't remember the line but it stuck with me 00:13:09.330 --> 00:13:11.730 it's something along the lines of i have a car 00:13:11.730 --> 00:13:17.889 i have a car i'm real i exist yeah um and then 00:13:17.889 --> 00:13:20.309 it's like okay so no they are just fucking with 00:13:20.309 --> 00:13:23.159 them just i love that what they wrote on the 00:13:23.159 --> 00:13:25.639 side of his car was just like kook kook yeah 00:13:25.639 --> 00:13:29.080 it's like oh you fucking roast him that may be 00:13:29.080 --> 00:13:32.240 like some big slur yeah it's like the worst thing 00:13:32.240 --> 00:13:34.720 you can say in australia we're about to get this 00:13:34.720 --> 00:13:37.600 podcast removed from australia internet no both 00:13:37.600 --> 00:13:40.519 our listeners you don't have two listeners in 00:13:40.519 --> 00:13:44.039 australia we don't we don't have a single listener 00:13:44.039 --> 00:13:50.139 in australia yet uh In Australian slang, a kook 00:13:50.139 --> 00:13:52.320 refers to someone who is perceived as foolish, 00:13:52.379 --> 00:13:54.740 strange or eccentric. Well, that's just fucking 00:13:54.740 --> 00:13:59.480 everywhere. That's the same. Cool. I like that 00:13:59.480 --> 00:14:02.200 they wrote it in like surfer wax, like surfboard 00:14:02.200 --> 00:14:05.279 wax. It's often used to describe a surfer who 00:14:05.279 --> 00:14:09.679 lacks skill. Oh, so there is some context. Yeah. 00:14:10.799 --> 00:14:13.559 OK, so let's talk about the actual like breakdown 00:14:13.559 --> 00:14:17.889 freak out running to the beach scene. there at 00:14:17.889 --> 00:14:21.889 the end leading up towards the end yeah so okay 00:14:21.889 --> 00:14:26.529 well it all begins when he catches a rat and 00:14:26.529 --> 00:14:30.490 fucking whacks it off onto the car stops it in 00:14:30.490 --> 00:14:33.850 his pocket and pocket rat for later uh -huh gotta 00:14:33.850 --> 00:14:35.750 have a pocket rat that was my thought like pocket 00:14:35.750 --> 00:14:39.909 rat smart yeah good good to have way to be you 00:14:39.909 --> 00:14:42.070 gotta keep your resources tight when you're homeless 00:14:42.070 --> 00:14:44.919 yeah Well, he doesn't immediately pocket it. 00:14:44.940 --> 00:14:47.120 He chucks it into the bush and then goes and 00:14:47.120 --> 00:14:49.539 retrieves it later when he's looking for food. 00:14:49.899 --> 00:14:53.220 Yeah, then it's been sunbaked. Yeah, which he 00:14:53.220 --> 00:14:55.379 did. He did like take a good bite out of it, 00:14:55.419 --> 00:14:58.919 too, before he pockets it. Dry, different quality. 00:14:59.019 --> 00:15:03.179 There you go. Yeah. Wet aged. Gross. That's not 00:15:03.179 --> 00:15:10.080 a thing. Wet aged meats. Rotting. Yeah. But then 00:15:10.080 --> 00:15:12.919 he gets like. Oh, man, he does get some good 00:15:12.919 --> 00:15:17.700 hits on that one dude who beats up those teens 00:15:17.700 --> 00:15:20.080 kind of on the way down. Well, yeah, he shoves 00:15:20.080 --> 00:15:21.919 them out of the way. They had it fucking coming. 00:15:22.240 --> 00:15:24.720 And then I love that he uses the locals only 00:15:24.720 --> 00:15:29.779 sign. Yeah, and just smacks that dude who headbutted 00:15:29.779 --> 00:15:32.379 him or whatever earlier. That was good. That 00:15:32.379 --> 00:15:34.559 was a good little tussle. The guy's name like 00:15:34.559 --> 00:15:38.419 beef or something. beefaroni yeah i hope his 00:15:38.419 --> 00:15:42.179 name was beef uh but yeah then he gets sort of 00:15:42.179 --> 00:15:44.320 indoctrinated into this group and it's all revealed 00:15:44.320 --> 00:15:46.480 right like yeah we've been fucking with you and 00:15:46.480 --> 00:15:48.159 i love that scene where he's just looking up 00:15:48.159 --> 00:15:49.700 at them and it's like all wavy and he's just 00:15:49.700 --> 00:15:54.299 ha ha good one yeah no he's not like he's on 00:15:54.299 --> 00:15:56.860 the drug trip and it's uh the guy who's like 00:15:56.860 --> 00:15:59.000 he almost drowned and shoved the rat in his mouth 00:15:59.000 --> 00:16:02.039 is uh works for the bank and is gonna get him 00:16:02.039 --> 00:16:05.070 his loan This movie's fucking weird. It is very 00:16:05.070 --> 00:16:07.769 bizarre. Truman Show -ish. Yeah. It's during 00:16:07.769 --> 00:16:11.110 the drug trip scene. I think Nick will get this. 00:16:11.110 --> 00:16:13.289 I don't know, Peter or John, you'll understand 00:16:13.289 --> 00:16:14.649 the reference, but I've been watching a lot of 00:16:14.649 --> 00:16:16.809 Auntie Donna lately, just going back down that 00:16:16.809 --> 00:16:20.269 rabbit hole. Been watching Auntie Donna's Coffee 00:16:20.269 --> 00:16:22.230 Cafe, which is the most Australian thing I've 00:16:22.230 --> 00:16:24.990 ever seen. But during that drug trip scene where 00:16:24.990 --> 00:16:27.789 it's just like quick faces going around, I have 00:16:27.789 --> 00:16:30.669 expected to see like the Auntie Donna crew and 00:16:30.669 --> 00:16:33.330 just like. here auntie donuts and like this would 00:16:33.330 --> 00:16:36.149 be a great that was a great bit this was awesome 00:16:36.149 --> 00:16:41.669 that was a great like hour and a half joke it's 00:16:41.669 --> 00:16:43.269 a very specific reference that very few people 00:16:43.269 --> 00:16:45.529 will get but uh that's where i was at in this 00:16:45.529 --> 00:16:47.750 film our australian listeners will know yeah 00:16:47.750 --> 00:16:52.710 yeah so yeah this film when so after the drug 00:16:52.710 --> 00:16:55.350 trip after like it's shown that uh they've just 00:16:55.350 --> 00:16:58.110 been like they've been soft they've been uh they've 00:16:58.110 --> 00:17:01.330 been toughening him up he like We cut to the 00:17:01.330 --> 00:17:03.809 next day after the and he's he's got his own 00:17:03.809 --> 00:17:08.789 like fucking snuggie like sun poncho. I love 00:17:08.789 --> 00:17:15.670 the fucking terrycloth. Yeah. Slanket. And he's 00:17:15.670 --> 00:17:17.470 just like part of their crew now, but he still 00:17:17.470 --> 00:17:20.690 can't surf until he proves himself and has to 00:17:20.690 --> 00:17:24.930 like burn the old guy's car. Who was an actual 00:17:24.930 --> 00:17:27.349 real person. Yeah. Well, because at that point 00:17:27.349 --> 00:17:30.630 we like. his car has been returned and like everything, 00:17:30.710 --> 00:17:33.289 everything's okay. Yeah. They just had it at 00:17:33.289 --> 00:17:38.190 the shop tuning it up. Yeah. And, uh, his son 00:17:38.190 --> 00:17:41.789 shows up right as right after they light the 00:17:41.789 --> 00:17:45.130 car on fire. Um, the son seems kind of like disturbed 00:17:45.130 --> 00:17:47.470 for a second, but quickly is on board. Cause 00:17:48.569 --> 00:17:50.509 I don't think the kid was on board. I think he 00:17:50.509 --> 00:17:53.309 was in a situation where it's like, oh, my dad's 00:17:53.309 --> 00:17:55.849 part of like some wild cult. He's been missing 00:17:55.849 --> 00:17:59.430 for days. It's Christmas. And now here he is 00:17:59.430 --> 00:18:02.109 burning somebody's car in front of them. I'm 00:18:02.109 --> 00:18:04.150 just saying the kid had the option to just nope 00:18:04.150 --> 00:18:05.430 out of there and be like, oh, we're going to 00:18:05.430 --> 00:18:08.769 talk later. Yeah, I mean, that's a whole recurring 00:18:08.769 --> 00:18:10.430 question. I had the whole movie, too, is why 00:18:10.430 --> 00:18:13.849 doesn't Nick Cage nope out of there? Like where 00:18:13.849 --> 00:18:15.990 where like I understand he's obsessed, but at 00:18:15.990 --> 00:18:18.920 some point. Well, they take his car after the 00:18:18.920 --> 00:18:20.579 second day. It's not like he's there that long 00:18:20.579 --> 00:18:22.259 before they take his car. He could have walked 00:18:22.259 --> 00:18:25.279 for sure. They allude to it when he's watching, 00:18:25.559 --> 00:18:27.900 like when he's doing his background check on 00:18:27.900 --> 00:18:35.279 Scali. It's like some monk thing, like initiation, 00:18:35.420 --> 00:18:37.640 where it's like, oh, you have to stand at the 00:18:37.640 --> 00:18:41.319 gates for seven days and seven nights. And, you 00:18:41.319 --> 00:18:43.839 know, no matter how many times they deny you 00:18:43.839 --> 00:18:46.519 entry, you have to stay there. this and that 00:18:46.519 --> 00:18:50.279 to become like indoctrinated so it was just that 00:18:50.279 --> 00:18:53.640 situation taken away from you know its original 00:18:53.640 --> 00:18:57.039 context and then placed into what was happening 00:18:57.039 --> 00:19:00.500 with this surf crew yeah so if he had left he 00:19:00.500 --> 00:19:03.960 never would have been able to have the house 00:19:03.960 --> 00:19:06.859 he never would have had the beach i think also 00:19:06.859 --> 00:19:08.680 at that point he started to become dehydrated 00:19:08.680 --> 00:19:12.579 and like not starting losing it yeah do you think 00:19:12.579 --> 00:19:14.759 all the bugs that flew on the actors faces were 00:19:14.759 --> 00:19:18.539 real Or CGI'd in there. It's Australia, man. 00:19:18.619 --> 00:19:20.579 Everything is like that all the time. It's amazing 00:19:20.579 --> 00:19:23.619 how little reaction anyone gives as a fly just 00:19:23.619 --> 00:19:25.940 like fucking hits you in the cheek. Yeah, lands 00:19:25.940 --> 00:19:27.799 on your eyeball. Yeah, right. Was this actually 00:19:27.799 --> 00:19:33.220 filmed in Australia? I would think so. That's 00:19:33.220 --> 00:19:34.859 a great question. It's just a beach. Yeah, it 00:19:34.859 --> 00:19:37.640 could just be a beach. It seems odd to like not 00:19:37.640 --> 00:19:39.660 film in Australia and have like an entire Australian 00:19:39.660 --> 00:19:42.680 cast. Well, it's interesting because the director's 00:19:42.680 --> 00:19:46.240 Irish, so. Yeah. the community known for their 00:19:46.240 --> 00:19:48.259 surfing yeah they have fucking great surfers 00:19:48.259 --> 00:19:55.500 how those bay boys galway bay boys um one of 00:19:55.500 --> 00:19:57.960 the things that i picked up on and was really 00:19:57.960 --> 00:20:01.640 sad didn't pay off was fairly early in the movie 00:20:01.640 --> 00:20:03.319 nick cage asked his son he's like hey what are 00:20:03.319 --> 00:20:04.960 you guys doing for christmas or you're coming 00:20:04.960 --> 00:20:07.720 to me for christmas eve and then going with your 00:20:07.720 --> 00:20:10.859 mom for christmas negotiating the whole uh you 00:20:10.859 --> 00:20:14.059 know dual custody thing um and he's like no we're 00:20:14.059 --> 00:20:16.960 going to a barbecue for christmas and then shortly 00:20:16.960 --> 00:20:21.240 thereafter the surfer dudes are having a barbecue 00:20:21.240 --> 00:20:24.500 down on the beach and i'm like oh no way is she 00:20:24.500 --> 00:20:26.779 dating scully or some shit there's also mention 00:20:26.779 --> 00:20:30.400 of a new bow um and it never paid off and i was 00:20:30.400 --> 00:20:34.420 so sad i really want her to be fucking scully 00:20:34.420 --> 00:20:36.420 that would have been great it would have added 00:20:36.420 --> 00:20:40.140 to the mind fuckery certainly yeah yeah You brought 00:20:40.140 --> 00:20:41.960 up the terrycloth robes. I thought those were 00:20:41.960 --> 00:20:44.480 kind of fun. Yeah, obviously. I do want one now 00:20:44.480 --> 00:20:46.599 so I can just walk around the house. It's like 00:20:46.599 --> 00:20:50.599 the least manly looking thing for like the manliest 00:20:50.599 --> 00:20:54.940 character. Again, I think it's I think it's more 00:20:54.940 --> 00:20:59.259 for UV protection and like staying out of the 00:20:59.259 --> 00:21:02.200 sun. It's for religious iconography, I think. 00:21:02.299 --> 00:21:04.099 Yeah. Well, yeah, I'm sure there's practical 00:21:04.099 --> 00:21:06.839 uses for it, but it's fun to say it looks like 00:21:06.839 --> 00:21:11.420 a silly poncho. And then Nick Cage gets his own. 00:21:11.619 --> 00:21:15.440 Yeah. It reminds me with like the hood and everything 00:21:15.440 --> 00:21:19.420 of my dog's bathrobe. Yeah. Because it's just 00:21:19.420 --> 00:21:23.279 a little hooded bathrobe. Oh. Made of towel. 00:21:24.180 --> 00:21:26.380 Why don't we just call them towel robes? It's 00:21:26.380 --> 00:21:28.180 the same thing. Yeah, I don't know. It's a good 00:21:28.180 --> 00:21:31.609 question. I mean, they're not all made of terrycloth. 00:21:32.369 --> 00:21:35.309 Some are very plush. Like the ones you steal 00:21:35.309 --> 00:21:38.029 from hotels. I know, but the ones that are made 00:21:38.029 --> 00:21:40.170 from terrycloth, why is there a different word 00:21:40.170 --> 00:21:42.029 for terrycloth, I guess is what I'm saying. Because 00:21:42.029 --> 00:21:46.049 the English language is awful. Yeah. Not the 00:21:46.049 --> 00:21:49.789 worst. I'm going to start doing that, though. 00:21:50.569 --> 00:21:52.930 Terrycloth robe on the beach? Yeah. Hell yeah. 00:21:53.190 --> 00:21:55.670 I'm going to go grab my terrycloth sheet after 00:21:55.670 --> 00:22:01.769 the shower. Good. Ugh. pillowcase. I just looked 00:22:01.769 --> 00:22:03.450 at the director's name and yeah, that is the 00:22:03.450 --> 00:22:05.589 most Irish name I've ever seen. Yeah, Lorcan 00:22:05.589 --> 00:22:08.690 Finnegan. Fuck yeah. Lorcan Finnegan. Super Irish. 00:22:10.309 --> 00:22:12.829 Oh man, I bet he was dying out there on that 00:22:12.829 --> 00:22:15.589 beach. Wow, I didn't even think about that. Yeah, 00:22:15.670 --> 00:22:18.210 for real. All right, so yeah, where would you 00:22:18.210 --> 00:22:22.089 guys put this on the new Cage movie echelon? 00:22:22.809 --> 00:22:26.549 oh it's certainly better than uh any of his westerns 00:22:26.549 --> 00:22:29.349 oh yeah absolutely so i'm we're just not gonna 00:22:29.349 --> 00:22:31.910 talk about those anymore i'm gonna bring them 00:22:31.910 --> 00:22:35.410 up as a reference point to like the lows and 00:22:35.410 --> 00:22:40.329 then uh uh you know lows yeah the lows and the 00:22:40.329 --> 00:22:43.890 more lows yeah no uh it's good i put it i mean 00:22:43.890 --> 00:22:45.769 it's it's up there um i'm trying to think of 00:22:45.769 --> 00:22:48.450 um it's along the lines of like sympathy for 00:22:48.450 --> 00:22:53.130 the devil yeah like dream scenario like whatever 00:22:53.130 --> 00:22:57.630 uh the questions of what's going on yeah for 00:22:57.630 --> 00:22:59.589 sure that was the film i was thinking of where 00:22:59.589 --> 00:23:01.309 i'm like the third act i felt just completely 00:23:01.309 --> 00:23:04.369 fell apart with a dream scenario when uh when 00:23:04.369 --> 00:23:06.289 they just became influencers and they're like 00:23:06.289 --> 00:23:09.250 and they were like people were like incepting 00:23:09.250 --> 00:23:11.630 ads into people's dreams i'm like this was this 00:23:11.630 --> 00:23:14.990 is dumb this wasn't earned As opposed to this 00:23:14.990 --> 00:23:17.890 film when like he's less crazy when you find 00:23:17.890 --> 00:23:19.390 out he's not crazy and then like it just kind 00:23:19.390 --> 00:23:21.670 of ramps up to the homeless guy killing everyone. 00:23:21.710 --> 00:23:24.750 I'm like, no, this wasn't. This was good. But 00:23:24.750 --> 00:23:28.049 yeah, I'd put this up there as one of the one 00:23:28.049 --> 00:23:30.529 of the highlights of the new era of Cage. And 00:23:30.529 --> 00:23:33.410 I feel like I was thinking of it when I thought 00:23:33.410 --> 00:23:36.130 he was insane. I'm like, it really hasn't been 00:23:36.130 --> 00:23:38.210 since like Vampire's Kiss where we've seen him 00:23:38.210 --> 00:23:40.609 like actually go crazy like this, like a character 00:23:40.609 --> 00:23:43.869 who's actually insane. Yeah, the Roger Ebert 00:23:43.869 --> 00:23:45.910 review of this one kind of touched on that, too. 00:23:46.029 --> 00:23:48.349 And his his final takeaway was you should just 00:23:48.349 --> 00:23:50.490 go watch Vampire's Kiss instead of this. If you 00:23:50.490 --> 00:23:52.930 want to see like Wild Ass Cage. But he was like, 00:23:52.950 --> 00:23:55.490 but still, it's an interesting performance. Who's 00:23:55.490 --> 00:23:59.349 review of this? Roger Ebert. Of like Siskel and 00:23:59.349 --> 00:24:02.269 Ebert fame from forever ago. Yeah, isn't he dead? 00:24:02.829 --> 00:24:05.730 Siskel's dead. Siskel's dead. I thought Ebert 00:24:05.730 --> 00:24:08.009 died. Ebert is actually just AI at this point. 00:24:08.049 --> 00:24:10.170 I don't know. It has to be because he had a massive 00:24:10.170 --> 00:24:12.480 stroke a while back. Well, he did, but I mean, 00:24:12.480 --> 00:24:15.220 you can still be successful and perform if you 00:24:15.220 --> 00:24:17.720 have a stroke. No, but I thought he died from 00:24:17.720 --> 00:24:20.539 that stroke. Roger Ebert is definitely alive. 00:24:20.619 --> 00:24:23.339 Are you thinking of Gene Siskel? Yeah, I think 00:24:23.339 --> 00:24:26.079 you might still be thinking of Siskel. No, I'm 00:24:26.079 --> 00:24:27.940 not. I remember his massive stroke. I thought 00:24:27.940 --> 00:24:29.839 he died during it. I thought he died from it. 00:24:29.859 --> 00:24:32.839 No, I'm just wrong. Yeah, Ebert's still around. 00:24:32.839 --> 00:24:34.539 I was just more shocked to find out someone I 00:24:34.539 --> 00:24:36.240 thought had been dead for a decade is alive. 00:24:36.480 --> 00:24:39.500 I'm just excited. I don't remember when Siskel 00:24:39.500 --> 00:24:42.599 and Ebert were on, like, mid -90s. Yeah, and 00:24:42.599 --> 00:24:46.000 he felt like an old man to me because I was 12 00:24:46.000 --> 00:24:49.019 or whatever. People just used to age poorly. 00:24:49.579 --> 00:24:51.920 Like Nick pointed out long ago, indoor smoking 00:24:51.920 --> 00:24:54.539 was a real thing. Speak for yourself, I still 00:24:54.539 --> 00:24:58.960 age poorly. Get some melanin in you. Yeah, there 00:24:58.960 --> 00:25:02.740 you go. No. There you go. Way to fight the man. 00:25:04.119 --> 00:25:13.190 Wait. Sean? Well, big melanin. We're coming for 00:25:13.190 --> 00:25:14.890 you. You didn't realize this was a conspiracy, 00:25:15.170 --> 00:25:18.450 right? Big melanin is definitely a nickname for 00:25:18.450 --> 00:25:21.670 somebody. That is the big fear in our government 00:25:21.670 --> 00:25:26.630 right now. That's true. Yeah. Not wrong. All 00:25:26.630 --> 00:25:28.470 right. Well, John, do you want to put any final 00:25:28.470 --> 00:25:32.039 thoughts on this one? I mean, I really enjoyed 00:25:32.039 --> 00:25:34.400 this movie. I fully intend to watch it again, 00:25:34.640 --> 00:25:38.440 maybe six months or so from now and see how my 00:25:38.440 --> 00:25:42.359 opinions changed. I mean, yeah, I put this up 00:25:42.359 --> 00:25:44.039 there. I liked it better than dream scenario 00:25:44.039 --> 00:25:47.819 is a little more coherent. Yeah, I would highly 00:25:47.819 --> 00:25:49.359 recommend anybody go see this, even if you're 00:25:49.359 --> 00:25:51.839 not really into Nick Cage. But, you know, in 00:25:51.839 --> 00:25:55.019 one of mine, fuck for, you know, hour and a half. 00:25:55.500 --> 00:25:57.519 I liked watching it to movie theater, mostly 00:25:57.519 --> 00:26:00.089 because I got to eat popcorn and a hot dog. i 00:26:00.089 --> 00:26:02.910 ate way too much popcorn i did too yeah i had 00:26:02.910 --> 00:26:05.869 popcorn farts for the rest of the day it was 00:26:05.869 --> 00:26:08.529 really unbearable for some people i was fine 00:26:08.529 --> 00:26:11.150 with it you were fine i'm sure yeah i got did 00:26:11.150 --> 00:26:13.890 you have any other human beings in your in your 00:26:13.890 --> 00:26:16.250 watching of it yeah no it's uh we had a like 00:26:16.250 --> 00:26:19.470 it was half full uh i went to the hollywood yeah 00:26:19.470 --> 00:26:21.509 i mean it had been out for like a week at this 00:26:21.509 --> 00:26:23.250 point uh i went and saw it at the hollywood theater 00:26:23.250 --> 00:26:25.529 here in portland uh got in for free that was 00:26:25.529 --> 00:26:30.329 fun uh because they knew about the podcast kind 00:26:30.329 --> 00:26:33.470 actually kind of yes um it's a mostly volunteer 00:26:33.470 --> 00:26:36.609 run and the woman who's working the um box office 00:26:36.609 --> 00:26:40.910 uh her and i went on a date um months ago i had 00:26:40.910 --> 00:26:43.750 fun um so she recognized me she's like oh and 00:26:43.750 --> 00:26:45.269 i'm like yeah i'm here for the nick cage she's 00:26:45.269 --> 00:26:46.849 like yeah it's like she's just like going in 00:26:46.849 --> 00:26:52.630 i'm like cool That oh sounded. Yeah, not. Oh, 00:26:52.650 --> 00:27:02.509 it's you. Oh, big melanin, huh? Oh, man. Yeah, 00:27:02.609 --> 00:27:04.849 cool. Well, any other final thoughts or are we 00:27:04.849 --> 00:27:07.910 all good? I like poop bag lady. Poop bag lady. 00:27:08.029 --> 00:27:10.869 Yeah. Yeah. Who's your favorite hooligan or kook? 00:27:11.589 --> 00:27:15.730 I mean, Twitchy was pretty cool. The coffee guy. 00:27:16.220 --> 00:27:19.180 yeah um also not kooks yeah that's true because 00:27:19.180 --> 00:27:21.960 they're good surfers the fucking the one who 00:27:21.960 --> 00:27:25.579 uh gets his like face rocked and like drowned 00:27:25.579 --> 00:27:30.140 and uh bank manager the bank manager yeah i just 00:27:30.140 --> 00:27:33.599 i like i like his silly little santa hat yeah 00:27:33.599 --> 00:27:37.200 that's true yeah yeah he's like the beefiest 00:27:37.200 --> 00:27:39.480 dude there just wearing this goofy ass santa 00:27:39.480 --> 00:27:41.880 hat oh wait we have another we have another uh 00:27:41.880 --> 00:27:43.700 seasonal nick cage film we can watch now we have 00:27:43.700 --> 00:27:45.380 another christmas nick cage film we can watch 00:27:45.380 --> 00:27:48.240 true yeah we no longer just need to watch it 00:27:48.240 --> 00:27:51.460 we no longer just need to watch um lost in paradise 00:27:51.460 --> 00:27:55.279 trapped in paradise there was a family man too 00:27:55.279 --> 00:27:59.380 yeah both of those movies are bad well the family 00:27:59.380 --> 00:28:01.720 man's not the family man has some merit yeah 00:28:01.720 --> 00:28:06.759 it's not yeah it's not fun though no no it's 00:28:06.759 --> 00:28:09.940 not it does have uh what the fuck's his name 00:28:09.940 --> 00:28:14.339 uh re the guy who plays yeah fucking uh damn 00:28:14.339 --> 00:28:17.240 it i was just talking about him with tc pcu um 00:28:17.240 --> 00:28:22.140 he's the dean from old school uh he got mercury 00:28:22.140 --> 00:28:23.720 poisoning one time because he ate sushi like 00:28:23.720 --> 00:28:26.400 twice a day for a week whoa wow that sounds exactly 00:28:26.400 --> 00:28:28.960 like something a guy who looks like him would 00:28:28.960 --> 00:28:33.329 do correct jeremy jeremy piven yeah jeremy oh 00:28:33.329 --> 00:28:37.190 yeah mercury poison for piven there was a guy 00:28:37.190 --> 00:28:40.950 in my dorm freshman year who was eating tuna 00:28:40.950 --> 00:28:44.750 sandwiches like four or five times a week and 00:28:44.750 --> 00:28:47.849 he would go through wild mood swings and eventually 00:28:47.849 --> 00:28:50.589 we're like dude you need to stop eating so much 00:28:50.589 --> 00:28:54.630 tuna fish and then he did and he became almost 00:28:54.630 --> 00:28:58.089 normal again whoa wow yeah it's fucking wild 00:28:58.089 --> 00:29:02.660 um but he ate he would put barbecue sauce It 00:29:02.660 --> 00:29:05.140 is tuna. So it was tuna and barbecue sauce. That's 00:29:05.140 --> 00:29:07.480 so weird. When I was into bodybuilding, you have 00:29:07.480 --> 00:29:10.460 to have a lot of like lean protein and it doesn't 00:29:10.460 --> 00:29:12.359 taste great, but a little bit of barbecue sauce 00:29:12.359 --> 00:29:15.160 goes a long way. Interesting. So it's a good 00:29:15.160 --> 00:29:17.880 way to make things palatable. He wasn't a bodybuilder. 00:29:17.880 --> 00:29:21.819 I think he was on the baseball team, but I don't 00:29:21.819 --> 00:29:24.720 know. I suspect he was one of the guys that crucified 00:29:24.720 --> 00:29:28.420 the bat because at some point I came home from 00:29:28.420 --> 00:29:32.279 class or work or something. And it was oh, it 00:29:32.279 --> 00:29:34.440 came home from a show. It was late at night and 00:29:34.440 --> 00:29:39.400 they had caught a bat. And crucified it on popsicle 00:29:39.400 --> 00:29:42.079 sticks. OK, OK, stop. You were talking about 00:29:42.079 --> 00:29:44.539 baseball and then you had to crucify a bat. And 00:29:44.539 --> 00:29:46.519 I'm like, what the fuck? That was a weird leap. 00:29:46.680 --> 00:29:50.119 Oh, hold on. The best part. They put pennies 00:29:50.119 --> 00:29:53.940 in the test buttons of the bug eyes, the emergency 00:29:53.940 --> 00:29:57.000 lights to like make them stay on and refocused 00:29:57.000 --> 00:29:59.869 it onto the bat. And it was just in the hallway 00:29:59.869 --> 00:30:02.890 when I came back. I'm like, I'm not even the 00:30:02.890 --> 00:30:05.210 weirdest person here. Like, I'm not the one doing 00:30:05.210 --> 00:30:07.970 the weird fucked up shit. This is so good. I 00:30:07.970 --> 00:30:12.529 love college. Oh, one thing I saw when I was 00:30:12.529 --> 00:30:14.410 reading about this this morning, I was flipping 00:30:14.410 --> 00:30:17.410 through the IMDB and saw what the homeless guy 00:30:17.410 --> 00:30:20.569 actually looks like. And he's like, I don't know, 00:30:20.589 --> 00:30:24.549 a 25 year old, very attractive. Like what? Yeah. 00:30:25.009 --> 00:30:29.140 Like, is he currently 25 ish? Or is there on 00:30:29.140 --> 00:30:32.299 his IMDB like he was? I was like, whoa, they 00:30:32.299 --> 00:30:34.720 really changed that guy over. But yeah, fair. 00:30:34.779 --> 00:30:37.799 It might be an old photo. Because you can put 00:30:37.799 --> 00:30:40.339 whatever photo you want. Wait, are you telling 00:30:40.339 --> 00:30:45.019 me IMDB is going to catfish me? Yes, absolutely. 00:30:46.099 --> 00:30:50.720 They have catfish in Australia. No, catfish don't 00:30:50.720 --> 00:30:53.200 kill you enough. Yeah, probably something deadlier. 00:30:53.299 --> 00:30:56.960 Yeah, like lionfish. Yeah, exactly. Nicholas 00:30:56.960 --> 00:31:04.019 Kasim the bum. I mean, he looks our age. Really? 00:31:04.140 --> 00:31:06.900 Well, I don't know. I was walking down the street. 00:31:06.960 --> 00:31:09.599 Maybe I wasn't paying attention too hard. That's 00:31:09.599 --> 00:31:12.539 fair. Well, happy birthday to birthday to birthday 00:31:12.539 --> 00:31:13.980 to birthday. You gotta pay more attention when 00:31:13.980 --> 00:31:16.140 you're a pedestrian, dude. Yeah, right. You're 00:31:16.140 --> 00:31:19.059 gonna get run over. Where does IMDb, like, give 00:31:19.059 --> 00:31:21.359 you their age? I mean, you just have to look 00:31:21.359 --> 00:31:24.240 at their birth year. I'm not seeing. And then 00:31:24.240 --> 00:31:29.000 math. And then math. Yeah. I don't want to do 00:31:29.000 --> 00:31:31.420 math. Or you could have copy and pasted his name. 00:31:31.440 --> 00:31:33.779 This is right back to Sean went to art school. 00:31:33.859 --> 00:31:36.519 He's not doing math. No, no mathing going on 00:31:36.519 --> 00:31:39.220 here. We could draw you a picture of the year 00:31:39.220 --> 00:31:41.940 that he was born and figure it out from there. 00:31:42.359 --> 00:31:45.099 Visual clues. After Nicholas seemed known for 00:31:45.099 --> 00:31:48.420 Mr. In between 2018, the outlaws and a few best 00:31:48.420 --> 00:31:56.599 men. Nothing's giving me his age. Weird. Well, 00:31:56.599 --> 00:31:59.279 go see the surfer. Have a birth certificate. 00:32:00.420 --> 00:32:03.460 Exactly. The actor known for his role as Bruce 00:32:03.460 --> 00:32:06.819 was 93 years old when he passed out. Now this 00:32:06.819 --> 00:32:10.900 is that seems like not the right guy. The moment's 00:32:10.900 --> 00:32:13.960 gone. Yeah. All right. Well, thank you all for 00:32:13.960 --> 00:32:18.240 listening. Our Patreon support has changed and 00:32:18.240 --> 00:32:20.099 I don't remember who is actually supporting us 00:32:20.099 --> 00:32:22.900 anymore. So thank you to our supporters that 00:32:22.900 --> 00:32:27.380 I will. loosely edit uh josh and josie rico matt 00:32:27.380 --> 00:32:29.720 adam and bill our spark buddies and our cage 00:32:29.720 --> 00:32:32.839 dancers ira john freeman lance nathan and cameron 00:32:32.839 --> 00:32:34.940 are you just oh i forgot stewart stewart's also 00:32:34.940 --> 00:32:37.680 in there stewart are you gonna just quack out 00:32:37.680 --> 00:32:40.059 the names that aren't supporting us anymore yes 00:32:40.059 --> 00:32:42.240 perfect that seems like the most appropriate 00:32:42.240 --> 00:32:44.440 way to do it yeah i do it the same order every 00:32:44.440 --> 00:32:46.819 time so everybody knows who you who it was exactly 00:32:46.819 --> 00:32:49.700 like oh i can't believe that they're not supporting 00:32:49.700 --> 00:32:53.839 anymore yeah when was the surfer filmed Oh, I 00:32:53.839 --> 00:32:56.079 don't know. I would guess two years ago. I mean, 00:32:56.079 --> 00:33:00.279 yeah. All right. Are you still trying to figure 00:33:00.279 --> 00:33:04.500 out how old that guy is? Yeah. Bugs me. Bye bye. 00:33:05.099 --> 00:33:18.720 Eat the rat. Eat the rat. Bye bye. Sean, do you 00:33:18.720 --> 00:33:21.950 just have a bowl of M &M's next to you? No, that's 00:33:21.950 --> 00:33:26.809 my dog's ball pit. Oh, fucking awesome. Perspective 00:33:26.809 --> 00:33:28.549 is fun. That's probably a lot bigger than it 00:33:28.549 --> 00:33:31.890 appears on the screen. Yeah. No, his ball pit 00:33:31.890 --> 00:33:35.289 is roughly the size of a bowl of Cheerios. You 00:33:35.289 --> 00:33:37.190 can see Ben standing next to it. Ben's there 00:33:37.190 --> 00:33:41.569 for scale. Not as good as a banana. That's right. 00:33:42.210 --> 00:33:45.630 My favorite one of those is a guy was like, holy 00:33:45.630 --> 00:33:47.769 shit, it's so cold in Florida or whatever that 00:33:47.769 --> 00:33:50.630 my pool froze. And you can't tell when you look 00:33:50.630 --> 00:33:52.210 at the picture because it just looks like glass. 00:33:52.670 --> 00:33:56.250 And so he puts his guitar on a guitar stand on 00:33:56.250 --> 00:34:01.670 the pool and goes, guitar for temperature. Yeah, 00:34:01.769 --> 00:34:02.089 nice.