WEBVTT 00:00:01.739 --> 00:00:23.719 Oh, God. Oh, my God. Yeah. Wait, maybe your knives 00:00:23.719 --> 00:00:25.829 did it to my knives then. Oh, your knives did 00:00:25.829 --> 00:00:28.789 it too? Yeah. Well, I don't know. Yeah, it is. 00:00:28.910 --> 00:00:30.969 Your knives gave Peter's knives herpes. Yeah, 00:00:31.089 --> 00:00:34.289 exactly. They gave it AIDS. You should talk to 00:00:34.289 --> 00:00:37.509 Pete about the cure for that. Yeah, I love that 00:00:37.509 --> 00:00:39.369 Pete got over AIDS. It's super cool. It's so 00:00:39.369 --> 00:00:44.929 good. Thanks, Pete. But he's dying with that 00:00:44.929 --> 00:00:46.990 secret because he's not letting anybody else 00:00:46.990 --> 00:00:51.810 get over AIDS. Nope. Sorry, everyone else. Sucks 00:00:51.810 --> 00:00:54.990 to be you. sucks to your asthma pete figured 00:00:54.990 --> 00:00:57.549 out it's jacking off a lot and peeing into a 00:00:57.549 --> 00:01:01.009 crisper you know i'm glad i'm glad we finished 00:01:01.009 --> 00:01:02.990 the uh the bracket scene is this this is the 00:01:02.990 --> 00:01:05.930 one that'll get us canceled yeah we're off the 00:01:05.930 --> 00:01:09.189 rails now say your worst shit i'm not even gonna 00:01:09.189 --> 00:01:12.790 edit yeah no that's that's the cold open right 00:01:12.790 --> 00:01:16.969 there who do i have to impress now no one yeah 00:01:16.969 --> 00:01:19.650 we're really living up here now uh i got us some 00:01:19.650 --> 00:01:24.459 buzz balls hell yeah buzz balls buzz balls yeah 00:01:24.459 --> 00:01:27.920 it um it's not great but it's also not horrible 00:01:27.920 --> 00:01:34.200 right i've made worse mistakes yeah me too yeah 00:01:34.200 --> 00:01:39.799 yeah so sean you you had the fun experience of 00:01:39.799 --> 00:01:42.319 watching this solo nick and i had the fun experience 00:01:42.319 --> 00:01:45.099 of watching it with people and nick has also 00:01:45.099 --> 00:01:47.859 re -watched it solo or maybe with josie i don't 00:01:47.859 --> 00:01:50.799 know i mean she was there yeah but yeah We didn't 00:01:50.799 --> 00:01:53.420 talk, so. I did not rewatch it because I didn't 00:01:53.420 --> 00:01:57.599 have time nor desire. Yeah. What Peter is alluding 00:01:57.599 --> 00:01:59.920 to is the fact that this is Cage Magical and 00:01:59.920 --> 00:02:02.040 a roundabout way of meeting Nicolas Cage. I'm 00:02:02.040 --> 00:02:05.540 your host, Sean, here with my co -host. Oh, that 00:02:05.540 --> 00:02:07.500 was weird. I didn't like that one at all. That's 00:02:07.500 --> 00:02:15.099 a buzz ball. Yeah. Nick. I'm Nick. And our producer. 00:02:15.819 --> 00:02:20.360 Peter. Hello. And Peter is. Talking about the 00:02:20.360 --> 00:02:24.759 new movie with Nicolas Cage in it, The Gunslingers. 00:02:26.360 --> 00:02:29.180 Sean, did you look if it was showing anywhere 00:02:29.180 --> 00:02:33.319 near you in a movie theater? God, no. I mean, 00:02:33.340 --> 00:02:36.479 to be fair, I did just drive to and from Seattle 00:02:36.479 --> 00:02:39.360 in a 36 -hour period and then kind of just crashed. 00:02:39.659 --> 00:02:42.439 I wasn't going out. Yeah, that's fair. You could 00:02:42.439 --> 00:02:45.860 have gone out that Thursday night, the midnight 00:02:45.860 --> 00:02:50.240 showing. It'll be fine. We looked around us and 00:02:50.240 --> 00:02:52.479 even for people who don't live here, basically 00:02:52.479 --> 00:02:56.280 it was about 50 to an hour away from us. And 00:02:56.280 --> 00:02:59.659 the only showing on its opening day was at 1045 00:02:59.659 --> 00:03:04.819 in the morning. Yeah. A real banger of a time 00:03:04.819 --> 00:03:09.340 slot. Yeah. Fandango's got watch at home. Yeah, 00:03:09.400 --> 00:03:12.740 that sounds about right. Yeah. Ooh, it's Rotten 00:03:12.740 --> 00:03:14.939 Tomatoes score went down to 5%. Yesterday it 00:03:14.939 --> 00:03:19.039 was 6%. Oh, and it started at 7%, so I mean... 00:03:19.039 --> 00:03:23.460 Hmm, is that audience or critics? It doesn't, 00:03:23.460 --> 00:03:28.580 there is no audience score. Well, let's go rate 00:03:28.580 --> 00:03:31.560 this fucking movie. 100%. Yeah, let's get into 00:03:31.560 --> 00:03:32.979 it. We're going to balance the scales. We're 00:03:32.979 --> 00:03:35.860 correcting this wrong. Okay, so my main critique 00:03:35.860 --> 00:03:39.000 of this film is I can't remember... Anyone else 00:03:39.000 --> 00:03:41.439 in this film besides Nicolas Cage, because everyone 00:03:41.439 --> 00:03:46.500 else is just some version of half bearded white 00:03:46.500 --> 00:03:50.379 guy, except for the Chinese guy who had a sweet 00:03:50.379 --> 00:03:53.439 ass wig. Sick wig. What's her name? Like Zima. 00:03:53.780 --> 00:03:57.800 Zima. Yeah. And then what's her name? Yeah. Yeah. 00:03:57.840 --> 00:03:59.139 You're better than I am. What's her name from 00:03:59.139 --> 00:04:03.039 The Hangover? Heather Graham. Yeah. Oh, yeah. 00:04:03.120 --> 00:04:05.879 Well, you can't forget the dwarf of it all. Well, 00:04:05.919 --> 00:04:08.460 the real standout of it all, I think, was Stella 00:04:08.460 --> 00:04:12.819 Rose. Oh, my God. Stallone. Scarlet Rose. Scarlet 00:04:12.819 --> 00:04:15.360 Rose Stallone. Yes. Stella Rose would have been 00:04:15.360 --> 00:04:22.800 a weird one. Stella Stallone. I wouldn't put 00:04:22.800 --> 00:04:24.800 it past him. I mean, how many George Foremans 00:04:24.800 --> 00:04:27.879 were there? It's true. Yeah, she gave it easily 00:04:27.879 --> 00:04:30.120 the shittiest performance in the entire thing. 00:04:30.220 --> 00:04:32.459 Oh, she gave the shittiest performance of like 00:04:32.459 --> 00:04:36.959 my. 2025 i don't think i've seen a worse performance 00:04:36.959 --> 00:04:42.220 than really bad that stone face killer well i 00:04:42.220 --> 00:04:44.620 want to say like i couldn't keep track of who 00:04:44.620 --> 00:04:48.660 was who at the big end gunfight they string up 00:04:48.660 --> 00:04:52.160 three guys one of which who is like the love 00:04:52.160 --> 00:04:54.420 interest to like fucking scarlet rose's character 00:04:54.420 --> 00:04:57.379 i do not remember being in that film at all up 00:04:57.379 --> 00:05:01.850 to that point yeah i mean he was in it for just 00:05:01.850 --> 00:05:06.089 like a couple like reactions basically he would 00:05:06.089 --> 00:05:09.610 have reactionary lines like oh where did bella 00:05:09.610 --> 00:05:13.029 go oh i gotta go do things and then like walk 00:05:13.029 --> 00:05:15.810 off yeah the villain is recognizable because 00:05:15.810 --> 00:05:18.189 his face is all bernie he's got an eye patch 00:05:18.189 --> 00:05:21.389 and he wasn't being hung he wasn't being hung 00:05:21.389 --> 00:05:25.199 also just start the movie where it starts And 00:05:25.199 --> 00:05:27.920 red bandanners. Face bandanners. Bandanners. 00:05:28.259 --> 00:05:30.680 Yeah, okay, so who wants to give the plot summary 00:05:30.680 --> 00:05:35.660 of this one? There's a town that wanted criminals 00:05:35.660 --> 00:05:38.379 go to where they fake their own deaths and start 00:05:38.379 --> 00:05:44.819 anew. Yeah. And Stephen Dorff is one of those 00:05:44.819 --> 00:05:48.819 criminals. He's a criminal, which we see as crime. 00:05:49.079 --> 00:05:51.660 Because he killed a Rockefeller. You can't fuck 00:05:51.660 --> 00:05:53.060 with the Rockefellers, man. Yeah, apparently 00:05:53.060 --> 00:05:57.060 not. You know, they could have just said that 00:05:57.060 --> 00:06:01.639 and not shown us that needless fucking epilogue. 00:06:01.699 --> 00:06:03.819 Yeah, it was pretty wild, especially just putting 00:06:03.819 --> 00:06:06.000 us into that scene. And it's like, oh, here's 00:06:06.000 --> 00:06:09.279 some chaos. I did appreciate all the people on 00:06:09.279 --> 00:06:11.680 fire, though. A lot of fire. Lots of people on 00:06:11.680 --> 00:06:14.639 fire in this movie. But also his brother goes 00:06:14.639 --> 00:06:18.379 up, get shot. near a fire but doesn't fall into 00:06:18.379 --> 00:06:20.319 the fire just get shot and immediately erupts 00:06:20.319 --> 00:06:23.279 in flame yeah oh his brother being the villain 00:06:23.279 --> 00:06:27.000 for the film right yeah so in the beginning in 00:06:27.000 --> 00:06:30.339 his defense he was very drunk and very covered 00:06:30.339 --> 00:06:32.620 in booze oh i thought you were gonna say he was 00:06:32.620 --> 00:06:34.439 a little bit drunk and a little bit a little 00:06:34.439 --> 00:06:39.120 horny i mean why wouldn't you you're a bandit 00:06:39.120 --> 00:06:41.459 you're there for banditry what do you think that 00:06:41.459 --> 00:06:44.660 bandana is for i i wanted to get this movie a 00:06:44.660 --> 00:06:46.939 little bit of credit, because they do show, uh, 00:06:47.240 --> 00:06:48.920 Stephen Dorff's character when he goes to the 00:06:48.920 --> 00:06:51.480 town, like, how, like, they baptize him, and 00:06:51.480 --> 00:06:54.319 they, like, they hang him, and they, like, they 00:06:54.319 --> 00:06:56.560 show us a hanging, and, like, there's photo evidence 00:06:56.560 --> 00:06:58.939 of the hanging, but, like, they have him in the 00:06:58.939 --> 00:07:00.500 gallows, they drop the foot out, you see the 00:07:00.500 --> 00:07:02.519 body drop, but apparently doesn't die, they don't, 00:07:02.519 --> 00:07:04.980 which, you know, they show at the end, you know, 00:07:04.980 --> 00:07:07.079 them saving some people who were hanging, but 00:07:07.079 --> 00:07:10.040 I thought, like, maybe it was, like, a fake door, 00:07:10.199 --> 00:07:13.100 just, they fake it some way, so when The guys 00:07:13.100 --> 00:07:15.040 get like hung when the three guys get hung in 00:07:15.040 --> 00:07:16.779 the end, nothing happens. And then they all start 00:07:16.779 --> 00:07:18.779 kicking ass. That's what I thought too. I even 00:07:18.779 --> 00:07:20.540 called it. We were watching with a group of our 00:07:20.540 --> 00:07:23.620 friends and I was like, Oh man, the fucking gallows 00:07:23.620 --> 00:07:25.120 are fake and nobody knows that they're fake. 00:07:25.180 --> 00:07:26.800 They're going to drop. And then suddenly just 00:07:26.800 --> 00:07:29.480 start blasting motherfuckers from like these 00:07:29.480 --> 00:07:31.339 nooses that are not actually strangling them. 00:07:31.399 --> 00:07:32.779 And I'm like, that would have been tight as hell. 00:07:33.319 --> 00:07:37.540 Yeah. No, but we did get the best, the best line 00:07:37.540 --> 00:07:40.040 read from that movie at that scene, but we'll 00:07:40.040 --> 00:07:42.329 get there. Cause we do need to talk about. Nick 00:07:42.329 --> 00:07:47.569 Cage. My first comment. The wanted poster of 00:07:47.569 --> 00:07:51.230 Nicolas Cage's character is just a photo of him 00:07:51.230 --> 00:07:55.750 from the gunslinger. Yeah, sure. I mean, you're 00:07:55.750 --> 00:07:58.149 not going to do like two different makeup and 00:07:58.149 --> 00:08:00.810 costuming looks. No, I mean, not the gunslinger. 00:08:00.829 --> 00:08:03.370 Sorry. Fucking the old way. Oh. The same hat, 00:08:03.430 --> 00:08:06.509 the same bandana. It's just a photo, a printed 00:08:06.509 --> 00:08:10.839 photo of him, mind you, from the old way. I didn't 00:08:10.839 --> 00:08:12.519 even notice that. I didn't notice that either. 00:08:12.560 --> 00:08:15.699 That's a good hat tip. But that's really stupid, 00:08:15.759 --> 00:08:21.560 too. Agreed. But, like, I don't know. Nick Cage's 00:08:21.560 --> 00:08:23.199 character is the only one who's kind of, like, 00:08:23.220 --> 00:08:26.740 got a gimmick. Like, you got one dude who, like, 00:08:26.740 --> 00:08:30.420 has knives. You have one guy named Doc, who's 00:08:30.420 --> 00:08:32.960 ostensibly a doctor. And then you have Nick Cage, 00:08:33.139 --> 00:08:36.679 who talks like this, man. And he made a promise 00:08:36.679 --> 00:08:40.210 to God to not kill anymore. Yeah, because the 00:08:40.210 --> 00:08:42.549 little babies and angels, you got to take care 00:08:42.549 --> 00:08:45.789 of them. You got to read the Bible. The Bible 00:08:45.789 --> 00:08:48.610 is good. I'm trying to get in there. And he's 00:08:48.610 --> 00:08:50.570 wearing those Hot Topic sunglasses. I'll take 00:08:50.570 --> 00:08:56.970 a little more of that. My theory is that he was 00:08:56.970 --> 00:08:59.230 just paid to put his name on the poster and they 00:08:59.230 --> 00:09:01.929 just like let him do whatever he wanted. I mean, 00:09:01.950 --> 00:09:04.850 we know for sure that Nick Cage loves Westerns, 00:09:04.850 --> 00:09:07.450 right? Like he's super into these. It's his third 00:09:07.450 --> 00:09:11.000 one in like. the last like clearly two years 00:09:11.000 --> 00:09:14.179 right so there's something about it the storytelling 00:09:14.179 --> 00:09:17.320 aspect of it the the history of westerns clicks 00:09:17.320 --> 00:09:20.759 for nick cage this movie did not click for me 00:09:20.759 --> 00:09:24.860 um i did think his voice while stupid as fuck 00:09:24.860 --> 00:09:28.470 was pretty fun yeah I really wish that Patreon 00:09:28.470 --> 00:09:31.570 listener John had been correct that it was because 00:09:31.570 --> 00:09:34.590 of a failed hanging, which maybe it is. Yeah, 00:09:34.629 --> 00:09:36.389 sure. They could have just said so. I mean, he 00:09:36.389 --> 00:09:38.590 could have been one of the earlier residents 00:09:38.590 --> 00:09:42.009 of Redemption. Before they figured out their 00:09:42.009 --> 00:09:45.309 trick noose. Yeah, before the trick noose, which 00:09:45.309 --> 00:09:48.870 I'm sure is just like the rope going down because 00:09:48.870 --> 00:09:51.090 it never tightened on their necks when they hung. 00:09:51.269 --> 00:09:54.629 Right. So it could just hook to like a harness. 00:09:55.259 --> 00:09:58.419 in the back the taint yeah or the taint yeah 00:09:58.419 --> 00:10:02.519 but a lot to grip there so you just hold the 00:10:02.519 --> 00:10:04.919 rope between your butt cheeks and you just squeeze 00:10:04.919 --> 00:10:08.779 really hard and if you can keep yourself up you 00:10:08.779 --> 00:10:11.559 get to join refuge or whatever it was called 00:10:11.559 --> 00:10:13.379 i'm gonna say a couple nice things about this 00:10:13.379 --> 00:10:15.399 movie because of all the westerns that he's been 00:10:15.399 --> 00:10:19.740 in this is by far the least shitty in terms of 00:10:19.740 --> 00:10:23.460 like fucking plot and like shit happening because 00:10:24.080 --> 00:10:27.139 There's a lot of like when he gets to when Stephen 00:10:27.139 --> 00:10:28.980 Dorff gets to town, like he has to like relinquish 00:10:28.980 --> 00:10:31.860 his guns and like all the stuff. And then later 00:10:31.860 --> 00:10:34.019 on, there's like a cave where they keep all the 00:10:34.019 --> 00:10:35.960 guns where they need to go and get them to like 00:10:35.960 --> 00:10:39.419 hold on the fucking cave with all the candles 00:10:39.419 --> 00:10:42.639 lit as if somebody was just down there like. 00:10:43.279 --> 00:10:46.620 two hours prior and everything is set up as little 00:10:46.620 --> 00:10:51.700 pedestal idols with people's weapons just sitting 00:10:51.700 --> 00:10:55.590 atop them was ridiculous. I didn't say it was 00:10:55.590 --> 00:10:58.070 good. I said it's the best of the three Westerns 00:10:58.070 --> 00:11:00.269 we've watched. Fair enough. Oh, yeah, I guess 00:11:00.269 --> 00:11:02.129 we should probably tell everyone, spoiler alert, 00:11:02.309 --> 00:11:04.309 we're going to ruin this movie if you want to 00:11:04.309 --> 00:11:06.409 watch it. We're going to ruin this movie. You 00:11:06.409 --> 00:11:08.649 didn't. The only reason you knew this movie existed 00:11:08.649 --> 00:11:10.309 is because you're listening to this podcast. 00:11:10.710 --> 00:11:13.970 Also, I will contend that Brian Skiba ruined 00:11:13.970 --> 00:11:18.889 this movie, but he directed it. well okay i mean 00:11:18.889 --> 00:11:21.070 so getting back to the absolute beginning of 00:11:21.070 --> 00:11:23.490 this entire thing we sort of joked about how 00:11:23.490 --> 00:11:25.610 you can tell how bad a movie is going to be by 00:11:25.610 --> 00:11:27.710 how many production houses are you know their 00:11:27.710 --> 00:11:29.970 title cards show up oh i didn't go back and like 00:11:29.970 --> 00:11:32.730 count did anyone count it was nine nine is a 00:11:32.730 --> 00:11:36.929 lot it's a lot that beats the old way by one 00:11:36.929 --> 00:11:40.210 yeah and i mean you can tell like certain characters 00:11:40.210 --> 00:11:42.429 are in there because of that it's like you put 00:11:42.429 --> 00:11:44.649 money from the middle east and now you have a 00:11:44.649 --> 00:11:47.149 middle eastern guy in the situation for some 00:11:47.149 --> 00:11:49.629 reason oh is that the guy that got shot and passed 00:11:49.629 --> 00:11:51.990 out and then like came back at the end and ran 00:11:51.990 --> 00:11:55.070 away that got blown up and then yeah i did text 00:11:55.070 --> 00:11:57.870 you guys um last night as i was starting this 00:11:57.870 --> 00:12:00.350 movie like three minutes into that first gunfight 00:12:00.350 --> 00:12:02.210 where the brother goes up on fire i'm just like 00:12:02.210 --> 00:12:04.710 i can't tell that this is just another prolonged 00:12:04.710 --> 00:12:07.090 title card it really honestly could have been 00:12:07.090 --> 00:12:10.710 it was like red bandana productions red bandana 00:12:10.710 --> 00:12:15.720 everyone is pretty bad in this movie um the dwarf 00:12:15.720 --> 00:12:20.659 like tries but doesn't really what's that gonna 00:12:20.659 --> 00:12:23.639 get him yeah yeah also he's bad with guns oh 00:12:23.639 --> 00:12:28.240 we gotta talk about the kid oh little miss jam 00:12:28.240 --> 00:12:33.299 and toast yeah little jammy bread girl i don't 00:12:33.299 --> 00:12:35.919 know what it is but the fact that like half of 00:12:35.919 --> 00:12:39.360 her involvement in the film was just eating bread 00:12:39.360 --> 00:12:42.919 and jam tickles me so much i think it's because 00:12:42.919 --> 00:12:46.000 she was so distracting on set that they were 00:12:46.000 --> 00:12:48.259 just like i don't know fucking sit down just 00:12:48.259 --> 00:12:51.639 give her some bread i don't know yeah enjoy some 00:12:51.639 --> 00:12:54.600 wonder bread and smuckers like fucking shut up 00:12:54.600 --> 00:12:57.879 kid yeah yeah her character is terrible heather 00:12:57.879 --> 00:13:00.039 graham's character is terrible they don't really 00:13:00.039 --> 00:13:03.279 have a point other than like kind of that surprise 00:13:03.279 --> 00:13:06.080 twist oh it's actually your kid which is never 00:13:06.080 --> 00:13:10.389 really a surprise because like If the brother 00:13:10.389 --> 00:13:16.269 had never said that the lady was Heather Graham 00:13:16.269 --> 00:13:19.370 was his wife, I never would have assumed she 00:13:19.370 --> 00:13:23.809 wasn't Dorf's wife. Right. Like I literally or 00:13:23.809 --> 00:13:26.769 legitimately believed that she was just following 00:13:26.769 --> 00:13:28.970 him because she was like, oh, that son of a bitch 00:13:28.970 --> 00:13:31.230 trying to run out on me. Yeah. I mean, she comes 00:13:31.230 --> 00:13:33.509 into town and is like, Thomas Keller, you know 00:13:33.509 --> 00:13:38.029 him? It's like, OK, the old lady. Yeah. Super 00:13:38.029 --> 00:13:40.190 weird. Was she riding with the posse and then 00:13:40.190 --> 00:13:42.289 got ahead of them one day? That's what she says. 00:13:42.309 --> 00:13:44.809 She says that she beat up her husband and stole 00:13:44.809 --> 00:13:46.909 his horse. Oh, nice. Which is how he knows that 00:13:46.909 --> 00:13:49.730 she's there. Oh, yeah. Yeah. How do I remember 00:13:49.730 --> 00:13:52.450 that? You've watched it twice. Well, the first 00:13:52.450 --> 00:13:55.429 time I was remarkably high. That's fair. And 00:13:55.429 --> 00:13:58.929 the second time I was remarkably on my phone. 00:13:59.190 --> 00:14:02.610 So I will say this movie is considerably better 00:14:02.610 --> 00:14:05.429 with people because dumb movies with people. 00:14:05.879 --> 00:14:08.700 is at least entertaining can be fun dumb movies 00:14:08.700 --> 00:14:13.039 by yourself less entertaining not yeah not not 00:14:13.039 --> 00:14:17.480 a good movie not a fun movie not nearly as bad 00:14:17.480 --> 00:14:19.299 as i assumed it would be based on everything 00:14:19.299 --> 00:14:22.019 everyone had told me i'm like this is serviceable 00:14:22.019 --> 00:14:24.899 it's just not good whereas like butcher's crossing 00:14:24.899 --> 00:14:28.159 there's no plot there's no story there's no like 00:14:28.159 --> 00:14:32.159 it's just a bunch of like footage of buffalo 00:14:32.159 --> 00:14:36.710 and nick cage like being weird or the old way 00:14:36.710 --> 00:14:41.370 which is just shot very poorly well okay so that 00:14:41.370 --> 00:14:42.909 actually brings up a good question for me i know 00:14:42.909 --> 00:14:44.769 that we are you know obviously the finest of 00:14:44.769 --> 00:14:48.870 film critics um so i'm curious which of these 00:14:48.870 --> 00:14:53.049 three was like film production wise you know 00:14:53.049 --> 00:14:55.429 director of photography wise the worst because 00:14:55.429 --> 00:14:59.490 in my mind this one looks terrible yeah i think 00:14:59.490 --> 00:15:03.379 this one is like the worst to look at from my 00:15:03.379 --> 00:15:06.399 point of view because uh it just looks like those 00:15:06.399 --> 00:15:11.340 i don't know uh early 2000s or whatever ultra 00:15:11.340 --> 00:15:17.059 high def like tv shows the yeah the perspective 00:15:17.059 --> 00:15:20.679 just seems off like everything is too in focus 00:15:20.679 --> 00:15:23.559 everywhere i will agree like in terms of like 00:15:23.559 --> 00:15:26.899 just set everything this does look it looks cheap 00:15:26.899 --> 00:15:31.039 um i will say i just i hated the actual like 00:15:32.000 --> 00:15:36.080 cinematography and like the really bad shot reverse 00:15:36.080 --> 00:15:39.600 shot of the old way so much the light the bad 00:15:39.600 --> 00:15:42.240 lighting cues in the old way i mean again i'm 00:15:42.240 --> 00:15:44.220 someone's gonna hyper fix it on that stuff but 00:15:44.220 --> 00:15:47.100 no i just i cannot watch that movie yeah i would 00:15:47.100 --> 00:15:49.840 need a refresher but i'm not gonna ever watch 00:15:49.840 --> 00:15:52.539 the old way again i'm sure i will watch the old 00:15:52.539 --> 00:15:54.639 way again i mean we can do the western triumvirate 00:15:57.070 --> 00:16:00.330 get wild wild west i'm sure we could rent the 00:16:00.330 --> 00:16:04.690 beacon you know for a triple dip yeah play them 00:16:04.690 --> 00:16:07.070 all at three times speed so we don't only have 00:16:07.070 --> 00:16:09.429 to pay for one film's worth of time now you're 00:16:09.429 --> 00:16:15.610 talking my language baby speed run yeah so what 00:16:15.610 --> 00:16:23.389 all of these movies do is the really bad cg blood 00:16:24.400 --> 00:16:26.980 yeah like whenever anyone gets shot they use 00:16:26.980 --> 00:16:32.320 and are squibs just really expensive i'm sure 00:16:32.320 --> 00:16:34.700 i'm i'm sure it's only like three or four like 00:16:34.700 --> 00:16:37.480 practical effects in general are more expensive 00:16:37.480 --> 00:16:41.840 than just having somebody in china push a button 00:16:41.840 --> 00:16:44.039 i bet if you could like screenshot those like 00:16:44.039 --> 00:16:46.940 the blood explosions it's the same like animation 00:16:46.940 --> 00:16:49.820 just reused yeah i mean probably they're not 00:16:49.820 --> 00:16:52.019 rendered move that animation around on the body 00:16:52.019 --> 00:16:55.059 wherever it needs to go Yeah. Yeah. It's, they're 00:16:55.059 --> 00:16:57.700 like, you know, they're always, and it's just 00:16:57.700 --> 00:16:58.820 like, it's one of those things where it's just 00:16:58.820 --> 00:17:02.200 like, it would be less distracting if they just 00:17:02.200 --> 00:17:05.160 fell down, especially because the animation always 00:17:05.160 --> 00:17:09.099 hits about a beat or two before somebody reacts 00:17:09.099 --> 00:17:11.579 to it. There were three bodies I can think of 00:17:11.579 --> 00:17:13.660 where like a guy would get shot in the shoulder, 00:17:13.819 --> 00:17:17.759 stop, fall over. Yeah. I mean, I've never been 00:17:17.759 --> 00:17:20.140 shot, so I can't say how I would react to getting 00:17:20.140 --> 00:17:23.880 shot, but it does seem a little hokey. i mean 00:17:23.880 --> 00:17:27.980 i'm sure that you know impact inertia would like 00:17:27.980 --> 00:17:30.660 you'd you'd do more than just like fall over 00:17:30.660 --> 00:17:34.480 you'd like move a bit yeah you'd get spun a bit 00:17:34.480 --> 00:17:37.559 oh well like depends on it would depend on the 00:17:37.559 --> 00:17:40.599 caliber of the handgun i always think about the 00:17:40.599 --> 00:17:42.240 uh the simpsons when everyone is shooting each 00:17:42.240 --> 00:17:46.920 other with derringers just getting closer and 00:17:46.920 --> 00:17:51.410 closer to each other on the subject of shootings 00:17:51.410 --> 00:17:54.470 and stuff i find it so funny that like everybody's 00:17:54.470 --> 00:17:56.829 a terrible shot until they hit and then they're 00:17:56.829 --> 00:17:59.710 always like right on the heart right in the eye 00:17:59.710 --> 00:18:05.309 it's like always kill shots or nothing yeah wait 00:18:05.309 --> 00:18:08.230 how did how does the brother die ultimately i 00:18:08.230 --> 00:18:09.910 was just gonna say get shot in the eye patch 00:18:09.910 --> 00:18:13.109 yeah like through the back of all the things 00:18:13.109 --> 00:18:14.609 that i remember from this movie that part is 00:18:14.609 --> 00:18:18.390 completely a dead blank for me well and get shot 00:18:18.390 --> 00:18:20.250 in the head get shot in the eye like eye patch 00:18:20.250 --> 00:18:23.450 the hole in the eye patch and then bad cg blood 00:18:23.450 --> 00:18:27.950 runs down his face see that's the one like we 00:18:27.950 --> 00:18:31.289 we all know little salsa on the cheek yeah you 00:18:31.289 --> 00:18:35.089 got it yeah nice and easy the only thing more 00:18:35.089 --> 00:18:39.170 authentic is to actually shoot your artists but 00:18:39.170 --> 00:18:42.009 rust kind of ruined that for everybody thanks 00:18:42.009 --> 00:18:49.619 baldwin Lock him up. Do you guys want to produce 00:18:49.619 --> 00:18:52.259 a movie? Yeah, probably. Sure. Yeah, let's do 00:18:52.259 --> 00:18:55.839 it. uh what's 15 bucks gonna get us we can afford 00:18:55.839 --> 00:18:59.299 a western i'm pretty sure ah costuming oh speaking 00:18:59.299 --> 00:19:01.220 of costuming elizabeth will be mad at me if i 00:19:01.220 --> 00:19:04.920 don't mention that the uh the knitting on some 00:19:04.920 --> 00:19:06.819 of these things is definitely from machines and 00:19:06.819 --> 00:19:10.700 not from hands um which is bullshit they should 00:19:10.700 --> 00:19:12.920 have hand stitched everything should have been 00:19:12.920 --> 00:19:16.700 handmade hand woven everything the first shot 00:19:16.700 --> 00:19:18.980 of this movie it shows like new york city or 00:19:18.980 --> 00:19:21.640 whatever like in 1902 with like a weird thunderstorm 00:19:22.480 --> 00:19:26.880 You mean that sweet CG animated backdrop? Yeah, 00:19:26.920 --> 00:19:28.180 they could have said so much about it instead 00:19:28.180 --> 00:19:31.920 of rendering that on like effects later. Yeah, 00:19:31.920 --> 00:19:34.319 you could have filmed literally any facade of 00:19:34.319 --> 00:19:37.680 a building and been like, this is New York. You 00:19:37.680 --> 00:19:40.099 also just don't need it. Yeah. Because the very 00:19:40.099 --> 00:19:45.119 next scene of him like out West, just like filling 00:19:45.119 --> 00:19:46.640 up his water bottle and the bounty hunter shows 00:19:46.640 --> 00:19:50.930 up, exposits everything we just saw. Yeah. Also, 00:19:50.990 --> 00:19:54.329 that guy was a fucking douche. Oh, yeah. Fucking 00:19:54.329 --> 00:19:57.029 peeing in the river. Captain Waterpisser. Yeah. 00:19:57.170 --> 00:19:59.869 Fuck him. What was that song he was singing? 00:20:00.109 --> 00:20:04.490 Yankee boy, let me go home. Yankee boy, suck 00:20:04.490 --> 00:20:09.589 a ball. Yankee boy, suck a ball. I think it was 00:20:09.589 --> 00:20:13.609 that. Yeah, I think he nailed it. I know my Civil 00:20:13.609 --> 00:20:16.829 War time stuff. Hey, what's up with him being 00:20:16.829 --> 00:20:20.970 like. General Robert E. Lee, they're saying he's 00:20:20.970 --> 00:20:22.970 going to come back and do this and that. I'm 00:20:22.970 --> 00:20:25.990 like, he fucking died 70 years before this film 00:20:25.990 --> 00:20:31.150 took place. Do you think he's... Time traveled 00:20:31.150 --> 00:20:34.170 slowly back then. Yeah, right. News traveled 00:20:34.170 --> 00:20:35.609 slowly back then. They didn't have the internet. 00:20:35.890 --> 00:20:38.269 I guess, but if you were part of the Civil War, 00:20:38.349 --> 00:20:42.250 you probably know. Okay, so we got to talk about 00:20:42.250 --> 00:20:43.630 another costuming thing because it just popped 00:20:43.630 --> 00:20:46.390 back in my head. Speaking of heads, Stephen Dwarf's 00:20:46.390 --> 00:20:49.009 fucking hat. The second hat that they give him. 00:20:49.390 --> 00:20:52.309 What is wrong with that hat? It's camel toe hat. 00:20:52.490 --> 00:20:59.170 So bad. It is so weird. Like, I don't know why 00:20:59.170 --> 00:21:02.529 it goes all the way up and then just like pushes 00:21:02.529 --> 00:21:05.309 the little cowboy parts really close to each 00:21:05.309 --> 00:21:09.349 other. It's like lames on top of his head. And 00:21:09.349 --> 00:21:12.690 I love it. Every time I saw it in silhouette, 00:21:12.769 --> 00:21:16.170 it cracks me up. so many weird costume choices 00:21:16.170 --> 00:21:20.369 like the one uh female bad guy who just had like 00:21:20.369 --> 00:21:24.769 oh the smoky eye oh yeah yeah what was her deal 00:21:24.769 --> 00:21:28.589 anyways so also that like the only costume i 00:21:28.589 --> 00:21:31.289 didn't hate was nick cages and it's so just like 00:21:31.289 --> 00:21:35.250 it's it's just it's so weird yeah it's not it's 00:21:35.250 --> 00:21:38.390 very anachronistic it doesn't fit i liked a scorpion 00:21:38.390 --> 00:21:40.970 belt which you know is just nick cages belt that's 00:21:40.970 --> 00:21:43.880 pretty cool totally I did have to look up and 00:21:43.880 --> 00:21:47.599 yes, there are scorpions in Kentucky. OK, good 00:21:47.599 --> 00:21:50.059 to know. I mean, he could have been not from 00:21:50.059 --> 00:21:53.779 Kentucky, but. Well, there were scorpions shown 00:21:53.779 --> 00:21:57.920 in the like. Opening scene, I believe you. Yeah, 00:21:57.940 --> 00:22:00.279 there was a scorpion walking across a little 00:22:00.279 --> 00:22:03.180 thing and it's like, that's weird. And I got 00:22:03.180 --> 00:22:06.000 home and was like, oh, scorpions, Kentucky. If 00:22:06.000 --> 00:22:09.009 this if this movie would have come out. in the 00:22:09.009 --> 00:22:11.170 early aughts like around the time of like van 00:22:11.170 --> 00:22:13.750 helsing it probably would have been fine because 00:22:13.750 --> 00:22:15.670 it even has like well dorf would have been relevant 00:22:15.670 --> 00:22:19.089 and credits but it also has like the the end 00:22:19.089 --> 00:22:20.670 credit did you listen to the song at the end 00:22:20.670 --> 00:22:24.849 credits not a chance it's got it's got very new 00:22:24.849 --> 00:22:26.910 metal it's got a very new metal western feel 00:22:26.910 --> 00:22:32.009 it's like it's so bad okay sing a bit of it that's 00:22:32.009 --> 00:22:35.470 gonna be our outro Rap me the rap part. No, yeah, 00:22:35.589 --> 00:22:41.049 you sing. No, that was the 90s. Hey, that's new 00:22:41.049 --> 00:22:45.329 metal. It's all about weird rap rock. Ah, fair. 00:22:47.150 --> 00:22:51.789 It's the blend, the fusion of style. But yeah, 00:22:52.069 --> 00:23:00.259 I give this movie a solid eh. We have to talk 00:23:00.259 --> 00:23:02.700 about the best line in the movie, which is fucking 00:23:02.700 --> 00:23:05.740 when Nick Cage is trying to save the hanging 00:23:05.740 --> 00:23:11.960 guys. Help me! Good God! Help me, y 'all! Help 00:23:11.960 --> 00:23:15.259 me, God! Help me, Jesus! Good God, y 'all! Good 00:23:15.259 --> 00:23:19.099 God! It just goes full James Brown. Yeah, I know. 00:23:19.099 --> 00:23:20.980 It was so bad. I think he was just trying to 00:23:20.980 --> 00:23:25.190 channel rock and roll. Like black people. It's 00:23:25.190 --> 00:23:27.430 like James Brown. James Brown. Really fucking 00:23:27.430 --> 00:23:31.329 strangled. Yeah. Oh, man. I think my favorite 00:23:31.329 --> 00:23:34.549 was when they were passing around the flask at 00:23:34.549 --> 00:23:37.150 the end. He's like, I'm trying to get into heaven, 00:23:37.309 --> 00:23:40.509 but I'm going to have a little bit of that. Well, 00:23:40.509 --> 00:23:45.250 I do love a little Kentucky bourbon. Or when 00:23:45.250 --> 00:23:50.089 they were. helping the dude who got shot and 00:23:50.089 --> 00:23:52.950 they like go to hand him a bottle of whiskey 00:23:52.950 --> 00:23:55.430 and the bartender is just like, not that that'll 00:23:55.430 --> 00:23:57.369 blind him. And then everybody kind of looks at 00:23:57.369 --> 00:24:00.670 it. It's like, Oh, why do you have, it's like, 00:24:00.730 --> 00:24:06.150 you've been serving me this for years, sir. Okay. 00:24:06.250 --> 00:24:10.250 Wait, does this movie rule? I mean, it's dumb. 00:24:10.430 --> 00:24:12.890 Yeah. It's just a dumb movie. It's fun to watch 00:24:12.890 --> 00:24:14.869 with other people. That's how it's enjoyable 00:24:14.869 --> 00:24:17.960 is just to watch and make fun of. It exists on 00:24:17.960 --> 00:24:22.680 that level. It is not something. I, as somebody 00:24:22.680 --> 00:24:25.359 who has experienced it both ways, would recommend 00:24:25.359 --> 00:24:29.240 anybody do in the latter form of watching by 00:24:29.240 --> 00:24:32.779 yourself. Yeah. Or even silently with your partner. 00:24:33.299 --> 00:24:35.900 That's also fair. You have to be inebriated. 00:24:36.740 --> 00:24:41.140 And you probably should be with at least four 00:24:41.140 --> 00:24:44.339 people. Yeah. Sean, were you just white knuckling 00:24:44.339 --> 00:24:46.240 it or did you get somebody to watch it with you? 00:24:47.050 --> 00:24:55.549 No, I was on my own. Bless your heart. I love 00:24:55.549 --> 00:25:03.329 his shaky hands. I love that camera he had that 00:25:03.329 --> 00:25:07.289 he never had to like reload the film. Yeah. I'm 00:25:07.289 --> 00:25:09.109 not sure how that worked back then. I don't think 00:25:09.109 --> 00:25:12.150 it was that way. It was a single plate. You would 00:25:12.150 --> 00:25:13.970 like take the plate out and like, yeah. Yeah. 00:25:13.970 --> 00:25:16.400 Well, he wasn't like taking like. Shot after 00:25:16.400 --> 00:25:19.539 shot. He did during the hanging. Did he take 00:25:19.539 --> 00:25:21.700 a couple shots? There's like a pacing thing where 00:25:21.700 --> 00:25:23.319 it's just him with the music where it's like. 00:25:25.160 --> 00:25:29.619 Hmm. Yeah. Well, of all the things to care about, 00:25:29.759 --> 00:25:34.359 his camera was pretty low. Let's talk about glasses 00:25:34.359 --> 00:25:37.859 for a second. Oh, man. The one of the coolest 00:25:37.859 --> 00:25:40.940 part of his glasses or a part of his outfit. 00:25:41.539 --> 00:25:43.900 His bowler hat was pretty good. Bowler hat was 00:25:43.900 --> 00:25:46.619 pretty good. I did like the hat. I like the bandana. 00:25:47.559 --> 00:25:50.660 Scorpion belt. He was good at shooting a gun. 00:25:51.559 --> 00:25:53.539 But yeah, the glasses. When you're good with 00:25:53.539 --> 00:25:56.440 a gun, you get a scorpion belt buckle. For stinging. 00:25:56.819 --> 00:26:00.279 With bullets. That's like the black belt of gun 00:26:00.279 --> 00:26:07.440 -fu. Scorpion belt buckle. I am upset that in 00:26:07.440 --> 00:26:10.720 the fight scene where he finally picks up his 00:26:10.720 --> 00:26:14.970 guns, he... Like when he's empty, he just tosses 00:26:14.970 --> 00:26:16.849 his guns. It's like those are your fucking signature 00:26:16.849 --> 00:26:20.609 weapons. Like what does it save you to throw 00:26:20.609 --> 00:26:22.289 them away? Just put them back in your holster. 00:26:22.329 --> 00:26:26.490 OK, great. You're carrying approximately. Eight 00:26:26.490 --> 00:26:30.049 pounds of metal. Probably not a big deal. It's 00:26:30.049 --> 00:26:33.230 on your legs. Just holster them. They're your 00:26:33.230 --> 00:26:37.670 guns, man. Don't just throw firearms on the ground 00:26:37.670 --> 00:26:40.579 and run away from them. Coward. But the guns 00:26:40.579 --> 00:26:44.799 are the tools of the devil. Yeah. I'm so glad 00:26:44.799 --> 00:26:46.839 I get to do that dumb fucking voice this episode. 00:26:47.140 --> 00:26:51.200 Yes. Hey, person who looked at his poster, what 00:26:51.200 --> 00:26:56.059 was he wanted for? Yeah. I just looked at the 00:26:56.059 --> 00:26:57.940 photo. Butt banditry? I couldn't read any of 00:26:57.940 --> 00:27:01.880 that. Butt banditry. Not allowed back then. That's 00:27:01.880 --> 00:27:05.200 why he's so into Jesus now. It's like, I'm repenting 00:27:05.200 --> 00:27:11.779 for all that ass I slayed. Just crushing pussy 00:27:11.779 --> 00:27:16.099 ass. Hey man, a hole's a hole in the wild west. 00:27:16.380 --> 00:27:20.099 Pussy's as good as pussy. I had to channel Daryl 00:27:20.099 --> 00:27:24.000 for that one. I did Google the old way just to 00:27:24.000 --> 00:27:25.740 see if it was the same. I'm pretty sure it was 00:27:25.740 --> 00:27:29.259 the same photo of him from the old way. But I 00:27:29.259 --> 00:27:30.940 forgot about his mustache in the old way in the 00:27:30.940 --> 00:27:33.519 beginning. Only in the beginning. He does shave 00:27:33.519 --> 00:27:35.700 it promptly so we know there's a time shift. 00:27:36.559 --> 00:27:39.049 Yeah. Which is one of those things, one of those 00:27:39.049 --> 00:27:41.569 little details I appreciate in a film. Yeah, 00:27:41.609 --> 00:27:45.690 when hair changes. Yeah. Well, I have to say, 00:27:45.690 --> 00:27:51.230 I may have enjoyed my buzzball more than I enjoyed 00:27:51.230 --> 00:27:54.930 this movie. I mean, for starters, it didn't take 00:27:54.930 --> 00:27:59.109 nearly as long to get through. Fair. Yeah. Left 00:27:59.109 --> 00:28:01.640 about the same taste in your mouth. Okay, so 00:28:01.640 --> 00:28:03.480 I just pulled up the scene. You cannot read what 00:28:03.480 --> 00:28:06.819 he's wanted for, but he is worth $5 ,000. Ooh. 00:28:07.119 --> 00:28:09.859 Old West money. Yeah. That's in back then money. 00:28:10.039 --> 00:28:12.599 Yeah. That's in like, you can still bite the 00:28:12.599 --> 00:28:17.099 gold money. Oh, well, did you see the price of 00:28:17.099 --> 00:28:21.759 beer back then? No. It was a nickel. Oh, it's 00:28:21.759 --> 00:28:25.170 highway robbery. Yeah, that seems high. But I 00:28:25.170 --> 00:28:26.990 suppose if you have a weird outlaw town where 00:28:26.990 --> 00:28:29.990 everyone is a ghost, then imports might be difficult. 00:28:30.029 --> 00:28:31.710 It might be a little more challenging. You're 00:28:31.710 --> 00:28:34.710 paying people off and passing it on to the consumer. 00:28:34.990 --> 00:28:37.349 Speaking of gold, what was up with the weird 00:28:37.349 --> 00:28:40.730 shaped fucking gold nuggets strewn about the 00:28:40.730 --> 00:28:45.130 cave room? Also, it was just candles, guns and 00:28:45.130 --> 00:28:50.049 like wanted posters and fucking irregularly shaped. 00:28:51.379 --> 00:28:54.319 Rhombuses of gold. Yeah. It is just weird nugs. 00:28:54.319 --> 00:28:57.240 I'm looking at them right now. Yeah. Just kind 00:28:57.240 --> 00:28:59.799 of about. Who does that? Who just keeps their 00:28:59.799 --> 00:29:04.440 gold loose in a cave? Fucking weirdos. Jericho. 00:29:04.559 --> 00:29:07.220 It's protected by all the guns. Fucking. Yeah, 00:29:07.279 --> 00:29:10.859 the guns that just go off. Yeah. A bunch of traps, 00:29:11.059 --> 00:29:13.359 Indiana Jones style. So you walk into the cave, 00:29:13.400 --> 00:29:14.700 you don't know the right steps. You just get 00:29:14.700 --> 00:29:17.180 shot by a bunch of guns. It's just a spider web 00:29:17.180 --> 00:29:21.180 of string everywhere connected to triggers. Good 00:29:21.180 --> 00:29:23.200 thing Stallone's daughter knows all the tricks. 00:29:23.359 --> 00:29:27.259 Oh, Stella Monroe. She fucking sucks. She was 00:29:27.259 --> 00:29:30.779 the worst. Absolutely the worst part. All right. 00:29:31.099 --> 00:29:33.539 Final thoughts on this one. We got a half hour 00:29:33.539 --> 00:29:38.539 of content. We're good. All of it golden. Yes. 00:29:38.700 --> 00:29:44.380 Our part is golden, yes. We're at least a 14 00:29:44.380 --> 00:29:47.400 % rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah. 00:29:48.079 --> 00:29:51.859 The Gunslingers, don't watch it. Yeah, I say 00:29:51.859 --> 00:29:53.460 watch it if you've got friends who want to watch 00:29:53.460 --> 00:29:56.319 something with you that is stupid. Yeah, don't 00:29:56.319 --> 00:30:00.299 set out on this to like watch something. Like 00:30:00.299 --> 00:30:03.700 you're going to be proud of watching later. Yeah, 00:30:03.759 --> 00:30:06.640 you can just watch it and not tell anybody and 00:30:06.640 --> 00:30:09.519 be OK. And you can watch it with other people 00:30:09.519 --> 00:30:12.420 and like everybody swears themselves to like 00:30:12.420 --> 00:30:16.859 secrecy over it. That's OK, too. But no one's 00:30:16.859 --> 00:30:21.960 going to have good things to say. True. Unless 00:30:21.960 --> 00:30:24.500 you're drinking buzz balls. Buzz balls. This 00:30:24.500 --> 00:30:26.960 episode is sponsored by buzz balls. Yeah. It's 00:30:26.960 --> 00:30:30.140 women owned. So fucking deal with it. Yeah. Go 00:30:30.140 --> 00:30:33.559 get your buzz balls. Cage match. Buzz balls. 00:30:34.019 --> 00:30:37.259 Wham. That's what we're doing now. We're saying 00:30:37.259 --> 00:30:40.079 wham. Yeah. We're going full shock jock now. 00:30:40.279 --> 00:30:44.700 Yep. Yeah. Yeah. Thanks for listening. And thanks 00:30:44.700 --> 00:30:47.200 for those of our fans who watch this with us. 00:30:49.069 --> 00:30:51.170 Yeah. Thank you for listening. Thanks to our 00:30:51.170 --> 00:30:54.309 patrons. Josh, Sean, Josie, Rico, Matt, Adam, 00:30:54.329 --> 00:30:56.109 and Bill are sparkle buddies. Josh. What are 00:30:56.109 --> 00:30:57.089 you still fucking doing here? The podcast is 00:30:57.089 --> 00:30:59.750 over. Shut up. Yeah. What are you still doing 00:30:59.750 --> 00:31:02.170 here? Have you confirmed that these people are 00:31:02.170 --> 00:31:04.369 still supporting us? As far as I know. Oh, okay. 00:31:04.700 --> 00:31:06.519 Cool. Yeah, give us your money. We got to keep 00:31:06.519 --> 00:31:09.299 making content. So anyway, thank you to our Sparkle 00:31:09.299 --> 00:31:11.299 Buddies, Josh, Sean, Josie, Rico, Matt, Adam, 00:31:11.319 --> 00:31:15.460 Bill, and Stuart. And to our cage dancers, Ira, 00:31:15.619 --> 00:31:19.500 John, Freeman, Lance, Nathan, and Cameron. Yeah, 00:31:19.619 --> 00:31:22.680 you guys are awesome. Fuck, I got nothing else 00:31:22.680 --> 00:31:25.799 to say. We've got this coming out. Our finale, 00:31:25.900 --> 00:31:29.799 you've all heard at this point, I assume. Unless 00:31:29.799 --> 00:31:31.779 this is your first episode, in which case, fuck 00:31:31.779 --> 00:31:33.119 you. You got to start over from the beginning. 00:31:33.470 --> 00:31:37.150 um he still would have heard this before this 00:31:37.150 --> 00:31:40.329 even if he started at the beginning shut up nick 00:31:40.329 --> 00:31:47.589 and your brain steward and then yeah come back 00:31:47.589 --> 00:31:50.230 uh pretty soon for our dnd game and the surfer 00:31:50.230 --> 00:31:52.650 and the surfer we're gonna do both of those hopefully 00:31:52.650 --> 00:31:57.549 a good film yeah it looks eat the rat i i am 00:31:57.549 --> 00:32:04.000 expecting this to be as good as as sympathy for 00:32:04.000 --> 00:32:07.160 the devil that's the expectation i have set for 00:32:07.160 --> 00:32:09.819 this film already and it better not disappoint 00:32:09.819 --> 00:32:12.200 me okay so i'm giving myself homework because 00:32:12.200 --> 00:32:14.819 i still have not watched that one oh josie hasn't 00:32:14.819 --> 00:32:16.359 either so if you want to watch it sometime we 00:32:16.359 --> 00:32:17.759 can get together yeah let's do that that sounds 00:32:17.759 --> 00:32:20.200 fun um i would like to see that because you guys 00:32:20.200 --> 00:32:21.819 really kind of talked it up in a way that i was 00:32:21.819 --> 00:32:25.700 not anticipating so yeah it'll be interesting 00:32:25.700 --> 00:32:30.789 for me to see if it still holds up uh after A 00:32:30.789 --> 00:32:33.430 year? Does he talk like this the entire time? 00:32:33.809 --> 00:32:37.930 Boston accent. Oh, ooh, all right. Intentionally 00:32:37.930 --> 00:32:41.130 Boston, if I recall. Well, I didn't expect to 00:32:41.130 --> 00:32:42.750 end this thing with a rock hard. He has a great 00:32:42.750 --> 00:32:44.609 crime jacket. Yeah, crime jacket. Crime jacket, 00:32:44.609 --> 00:32:50.089 too. And sick red hair. Yeah. Yeah. All right. 00:32:50.829 --> 00:32:56.009 Steert. Baby!