Oh, God. Oh, my God. Right. Which one am I? Three.
The usual. you right now the usual it's been
six months yeah exactly come on i'm number one
where i where i live in my home studio in your
own heart yeah oh fuck no i'm like seven in my
own heart well hey look at us we did it and now
we're recording in person i'm not i'm not a fan
of this in person yeah yeah it's lost its charm
yeah it's hard to Don't subjugate yourself to
the radiance that is my presence. I've missed
you, too. As you should. I don't know. It's it's
eight in the morning. I've only had one cup of
coffee. So this is you're doing, though. Yeah.
So welcome back to Cage Match. Cooling around
about way of meeting Nicholas Cage, which hasn't
worked. And at this point, probably won't. Yeah.
I'm your host, Sean, here with my co -host, Nick.
And our producer. Peter, hello. And Rosie and
Ben are with us in the studio today because I
drove up from Portland and I could not find a
dog sitter. So yeah, if you hear the clickety
clack click clacks, that's Rosie. And if you
hear a clippy clop clip clop, that's a judge.
Speaking of judging, that's what we do on this
podcast. We started with 64 Nicolas Cage films
and we're down to the final two. That's math.
Is that math? Eventually. Wait, we've been doing
math this whole time? Yeah, it's a trick. Sean,
this has actually been one big long con to get
you that GED. We're going to get you there, buddy.
Congratulations, you did it. Next podcast is
going to be reading comprehension. I wouldn't
hold a breath on that one. Well, yeah, you guys
want to talk about what we actually did for the
finale? I mean, most of the people who listen
probably already know. Yeah, you were there.
There are other people who listen to this show
who we don't know. Yeah. Which is shocking. Weird.
And thank you for listening, whoever you are.
Also, thank you for those who have just jumped
on. Yeah. Stuart. Yeah. Thanks, Stuart. You'll
have you have three years of episodes to catch
up on. Then you can listen to this episode. So
you can't listen to it, Stuart. Yeah. So we were
able to gather and. put on a double feature of
our final two selection at a local movie theater
a little little uh i don't know if they're an
art house they're a hole in the wall yeah it
used to be like a yoga studio and then they took
it over and they run yeah like predominantly
art house movies but i was talking to cameron
patron cameron and he was saying that the last
time he had been at beacon they were doing like
a kaiju week or something like that or a month
even i don't remember he was like yeah i'm gonna
watch as many godzillas as i can this is gonna
be amazing It's incredible because they do zero,
so far as I can tell, marketing about what they're
showing when and where. Yeah, you just have to
be in the know. You have to just pop in. I was
getting coffee at my old local shop yesterday,
and they asked me why I was in town. I'm like,
oh, we're finishing up a cage match. We rented
out the Beacon, doing a Nick Cage double feature,
and a woman who was just having coffee in the
shop was like... i did not see this i just checked
their calendar when when could i have bought
tickets yeah i guess when you rent the beacon
they don't put anything on there i wonder if
we had said so if they would have popped it on
their site or something yeah this is open if
you did want people to buy tickets yeah so yeah
next time we have a two cage movie finale we
can do that in three and a half more years we're
starting from the top yeah this time we're gonna
fight to find the worst nicholas cage only the
stinkers and the ones where he's in it for less
than a minute what do we need we need 14 more
movies to have another bracket yeah something
like that we're not doing that but it was really
nice to get everybody together and see everybody
and meet the the folks that i've never met before
like cameron and yeah that was cameron was the
one that cameron is the one that you got into
the show yeah you spoke to them That's your fault.
Yeah, that's what I was going to say. Outside
the bird. Yeah, I believe it was the hummingbird
situation. Yeah. It's a really cool experience.
I think more people should take advantage of
that if you're in the South Seattle area. Or
even, you know, beyond that, like people who
don't live in this area and have wanted to do
something like that. Most movie theaters have
the option of renting for like not that much
money if it's at weird hours. Yeah. So. Look
into it. Shout out to The Beacon. Thank you.
Even though I don't know any of their listens
to us. Probably not, but who cares? Yeah. Shout
out to them either way. It's a great place. Tell
them Cage Match sent you. Yeah, right. You'll
get a discount. No, you won't. You won't. But
yeah, what do you guys think about the actual
experience of watching with people versus like
most of how we've watched these movies is either
solo with. the three of us or like you guys had
the one experience of wild at heart in the theater
right yeah well wild at heart and uh moonstruck
that's right yeah i thought it was great it was
uh it was interesting to me watching pig with
a group especially a group uh including so many
people who hadn't seen it before the the humor
came back out and it was I actually was sitting
there and I was like, oh, maybe this is how Meredith
ended up thinking that this was a comedy. And
then I was like, no, it's still not a comedy
and they're still wrong. It's a dark comedy.
I did have the same thought, though. I was like,
there was more laughter in moments that I didn't
really think or that would have only kind of
like elicited like a little bit of a tweak of
the smile or a little from me originally that
it was like, oh, that is kind of funny. That's
funnier than I thought. Yeah. Well, we've seen
it so many times. Well, that was going to be
my experience with this is because, I mean, I'm
not. I'm not a fan of being around that many
people. Not many people are a fan of being around
you. I'm fine. That's my whole that's my gimmick.
That's my shtick. That's just acceptance. That's
accepting that you're not meant for public consumption.
That's fine. That's why I do this from a bunker.
Getting to engage with these movies again in
a way where there are no distractions. There's
nothing else to like. pull me out of the moment
i don't have access to my phone i don't have
anything to like i don't have the dogs i can
just like sit i'm just sitting there taking the
movies i took so much more from both of these
films that i just watched like less than two
weeks ago it was kind of like a first watch again
just because i was so engaged with both of them
yeah it was a really interesting scene like what
does and doesn't get picked up on yeah especially
with the raising arizona like re -watching comedies
is always kind of tricky because yeah comedy
relies so much on like the unexpected and that
fresh that fresh watch that watching it again
in that space i'm like i already knew it was
great i'm like this movie's so much better than
i like i remembered it being yeah yeah the rest
of the audience reminds you that everything that
you know is coming is still funny yeah yeah exactly
yeah all the john goodman freak out in the car
stuff that's what it's just like rolling i just
love just the articulation of people's faces
and just the way just words are pronounced the
car ride went after the botched mugging after
the big chase and she's just losing her shit.
You son of a bitch. For me, it really was about
that communal aspect. It just felt more fun or
interesting. And like I've most of these movies
I've watched on my fucking computer at one and
a half speed. Sometimes. I mean, sometimes I
was watching these movies at normal speed. traumatizing
it's so slow never get that much of my life a
90 and a 94 minute movie god damn no it's it's
really interesting i mean i think that there
is really something to be said about like having
great audio and having a big screen you know
and the properly dimmed room and all that kind
of stuff it's like that does make those in particular
pig for me it made that much more powerful in
a lot of ways yeah because that is a movie that
is you know all about the environment and the
scene and setting the light. And, you know, like
Raising Arizona is basically blown out lighting
all the time because it's supposed to be. Ever
talked about the cinematography for Pig? Like
who that cinematographer was? Probably. One of
the things I wanted to touch on is like our experience
in doing this project has changed so much. So
like back in the beginning, like we did talk
about that and we talked about that as well as
we could for three doofuses. Yeah. We're still
three doofuses. Yeah. Yeah. But, you know, we've
changed a little bit of the tone of how we do
it. You know, now instead we would talk about
how salsa on your face looks a lot like getting
beat up. Yeah. It's very convincing. I believe
it. I mean, I'm always taken aback by how beautiful
that film is shot. And just, yeah, seeing it
on a bigger screen in a theater just really made
me appreciate those little things so much more.
Just the shots from like outside windows, just
the framing devices. It's such a beautiful film.
I think the theater experience helped me appreciate
the audio design for Pig a lot more because so
much of it is reliant on like silence and whatnot,
which was great. Although one of the best. one
of the best lines in the movie got laughed over
i know but i mean so i mean the setup for it
is still it was funny people who have not heard
the movie or seen the movie before it's like
of course you would laugh at that but yeah you
missed the nick cage fuck seattle line yeah i
told bill about that over dinner he's like oh
he's like i live there i'm like yeah i like that
place yeah uh although every time i go to uh
the thunderbirds game they do a little hype up
thingy when things are going well and they play
that song. That's like, but when they get to
the like, regardless of who they're playing,
it's always Portland sucks. Portland sucks. Like
they were playing Vancouver, Canada one day.
It's just like, I love it. Everybody, all fans.
Vancouver, Seattle, Portland sucks. Portland
sucks. That's amazing. That is amazing. I love
that. It's one of the best things about going
to T -Birds games. One of the things that I was
talking to Ira, patron Ira, who came not to the
movie itself, but came afterwards to hang out,
which is great. Yeah, he was helping somebody,
his in -laws move. Yeah. So he can make it. He's
a good guy. Yeah. But he was talking about how
speaking of sound design in Raising Arizona,
like the yodeling stuff has always been like
a little just like, OK, this is crazy, you know,
but he was talking about how it got him really
into like a certain genre of music. And it was
that movie that did it. So watching that movie
yesterday in the theater, it really did matter
more like that music made more impact for me
than it has ever had in the past. Also, at one
and a half speed, it sounds really fucked up.
You're only into fast yodeling. Yeah, speed yodeling.
All this slow yodeling. Slow yodeling sounds
like a sex move. Slow yodeling? I don't like
that at all. Yeah, slow yodeling does sound like
a bad sex move. It sounds like something John
would be good at for some reason. I don't know
why. Because it involves a hat. Yeah, exactly.
Silly hat with a little feather. Drop down in
the comments and let me know what you think slow
to lean includes. And we'll try to put up a video
on our Pornhub account. We're getting there.
It'd be great if this were the one video that
got like. Got a bunch of engagement. Yeah, right.
Finally. Finally. This is the one that gets us
discovered only for them. They have like three
more non -episodes and then we're gone forever.
This is when Peter discovers the little tab for
like, oh, click here to allow comments. Oh, OK.
Let's do this. Oh, shit. i should have produced
better uh i do want to talk about that for a
second uh fucking great job putting this together
peter oh i thought you were talking about the
comments it's like yeah let's let's discuss our
comments let me bring up all three of them yeah
one of which was very nice yeah no that's fine
that guy sucks uh but no peter put together a
great show uh put together i had no idea what
the in memoriam you were telling us was peter's
like yeah we're gonna have a little in memoriam
section i'm like did somebody fucking didn't
it cage die like i know i don't watch the news
but i think someone would have told me about
that probably probably um but no it was a little
clips from a bunch of the movies that didn't
make it most of which were contenders at one
point most and a good chunk that weren't yeah
like ghostwriter one jujitsu jujitsu adaptation
never a contender it was never a contender adaptation
a great film though i still think we need to
do uh an adaptation primal episode just for just
for fun i'm kind of into that idea yeah i would
do it Yeah, I mean, I feel like both of those
movies deserve a rewatching by me. I said I would
rewatch Primal. At normal speed? At normal speed.
I'll do it like a regular person. I said I would
rewatch Primal. Yeah. Yeah, so stay tuned for
that. The adaptation Primal is going to be a
real doozy when we kick adaptation again. That's
the episode that stops Nick and I from being
friends. Impossible. We'd have to be friends
in the first place. Boom. Ooh, snap. Yeah, I
got there before you. You got smoked. it's loaded
so got me good oh man yeah no it's fun i feel
very bittersweet about this entire experience
right now it's like i put a lot of work and enjoyment
and annoyance into this you know it's like it's
been really cool seeing the the turnout and people
actually caring and all that kind of stuff so
it's like bittersweet is the only word i really
think of I will say this process of making this
podcast with the two of you is. I've never seen
Peter. I've never seen you more elated. Happy.
Those are the same word. Just the cackling from.
Oh, yeah. Next, but also just the most mad I've
ever seen you just trying to rein us two idiots
in. I know. I wish I had the raw audio from the
what was it? Ghostwriter and. oh my god with
this this one why are you fucking jerking off
at me uh that one i think we were recording in
summertime too it was like hot in your old apartment
they were they were juggling bowling balls upstairs
yeah everything just was like we kept having
to stop so i kept drinking yeah the green place
was just the worst between like the person watching
tv next door Bridge we had to unplug in order
to record because it was too loud. Those are
the good old days. The bad equipment that we
had to start with. The super squeaky benches.
Yep. Hayden just sometimes coming home. Yeah.
And then having to be like, Hayden, go sit in
your room quietly. Make no noise. Yeah, we've
got the living room today. And then bad episodes
don't always get recorded from Hayden's room.
That's right. He was a perfect storm of shit
for that episode. I love how his furniture included
his bed. Expensive computer chair, but no desk.
Yeah. Or computer. Or computer. So you know what
that chair was for. Cucking. Expensive computer
cuck chair. but yeah it's been interesting the
process you know we've jumped around to lots
of different locations you've moved away like
having to deal with different technology challenges
all sorts of shit it's like it's been it's been
a lot to learn but it's been really i would i
would say rewarding for the most part yeah yeah
cut down the setup time for remote people to
a pretty reasonable yeah three or four mistakes
i mostly remember the process now uh yeah having
not had to thought think about that aspect of
it for a while just staring over a pool of wires
be like what goes where yeah exactly i know these
go in things and we never just thought to write
it down nope that would have been the coward's
way yeah let's do uh before we actually get into
voting on these two movies let's do just sort
of a retrospective like what's like something
really fun, stupid, memorable, anything that
you've had in this process that you maybe just
want to speak on. I've enjoyed, especially in
the early days, like listening to the sheen of
like, we made a thing still like going on and
not having listeners yet. So like our numbers
were us. Yeah. I mean, kind of. Yeah. But just
like listening to like. and again i was drinking
at this point still i mean i don't fucking remember
the shit i say on this no matter what but there
were definitely times where like i'd be listening
to an episode of ours and i would listen to it
i'm like i should have said this that would have
been funny and then five seconds later passion
went polydickle my god it yes so just appreciating
just being able to appreciate me yeah oh pass
me our dumbassery and our friendship in like
a tangible way where i'm like now we like i can
go back and listen to peter lose his shit over
fucking next whenever i want and it's such a
nice memory to actually have captured yeah i
think that's a good that's a good way to think
about it i mean for me i think a piece of it
is that sort of archival aspect like even though
my computer got stolen that one time and i lost
a bunch of shit that i've done like all the art
still exists that's going to exist in some sort
of internet archive probably forever until the
internet archives meltdown into the ocean there
is a small but a very real possibility that this
could end up someday in the library of congress
fuck yes i am really excited for when my brain
inevitably goes and i'm like fucking just in
a shitty retirement home like just babbling to
myself listening to episodes of us talking yeah
and me just talking back that'll be uncomfortable
for everyone it'll be really weird when you actually
sync it up exactly and you start just knowing
all the words yeah and you've got stand -in old
people to sit down and pretend to be me and peter
and then you just say the lines at them and then
they just drool yeah yeah perfect love it just
like us yeah Yeah, what about you, Nick? You
know, I really appreciate that this podcast has
ignited a love of Nicolas Cage films in me because
this was something like, I don't know, when we
first started this out, I had maybe seen seven
Nicolas Cage films total. Yeah, I was pretty
similar. I think I had seen Raising Arizona,
Con Air, Face Off, The Rock. guarding Tess of
all things and then maybe one more and I couldn't
even tell you what it would have been yeah Amos
and Andrew yeah I mean there's something I mean
because yeah when I pitched this idea as mostly
just like this would be a funny bit I yeah I'd
seen maybe like five or six Nick Cage movies
my understanding of Nick Cage was just the jokes
of like you know He's a bad actor in good movies.
Like, is he secretly a genius? Like, Nick Cage
is bad. And we've watched most of his films now,
and he leaves it all on the table. Out of most
of the movies I've seen, I can think of maybe
two movies where I don't think he fucking cared
at all. I think in most cases, he's trying something,
and he's putting something in there. I'm like,
I can say I think he's a great actor in a world
that doesn't appreciate him. It's the rest of
our fault. my turn on that is just uh yeah he's
a good actor who makes questionable judgment
like in how he performs yeah i mean i think that
at least he usually gives it his all yeah i mean
there are a couple of those movies that you know
the left behinds of it all where it's just like
oh boy this is really just you needed some money
yeah yeah but just doing this for the brother
yeah then he got some of those where it seems
like he was doing it for the money but also was
like but wait they kind of need me i get to do
weird shit now yeah which is great well like
i'm what i've heard of gunslinger so far my assumption
is and this is like the same with like jujitsu
it's like he's there to get his name on a poster
so they just bring him in they're just like do
whatever you want we don't care you're literally
we're paying for your name so those types of
performances are the most fun for me yeah yeah
i agree with that i you know not to get ahead
of it but i'm looking forward to re -watching
gunslingers before we record so i'm excited to
watch it i will also watch it again i will definitely
be less inebriated than i was the first time
i watched it well so i think we can we can kind
of move into the actual voting aspect of this
now but i think one of the things that i'm really
pleased with from this experiment because looking
at it at first it was like great idea we'll watch
all these movies and it'll you know whittle them
down and then it was like oh my god fuck we watch
these movies like a bunch yeah each of these
movies that goes the distance gets watched six
times in our timeline minimum yeah minimum yeah
so and that's yeah not counting any of the re
-watchings that you guys did any of the stuff
like clip at you know cutting clips from stuff
any of that you know it's like that's a lot yeah
that's a lot but it did prove out in my mind
the the theory that like these are the Best movies
because you can watch them forever. Like you
can just keep watching it. You know, a lot of
people have said, oh, yeah, I've watched Raising
Arizona like 50 times. Yeah. Yeah. So I think
that we did kind of accidentally prove our point,
you know? Yeah. Without science, you know, trying
too hard. Yeah. Or well, too much. Yeah. Without
the thought involved in science, we managed to
science this out. Yeah. And that's good. Good
for us. it's been a real a real thing like the
the fatigue that you feel in some films uh wasn't
necessarily present in the keys which is great
yeah and i mean we just we just did the final
four a week ago yeah a week and a half so i rewatch
i like i'm re -watching these movies in the same
month right within two weeks of each other i've
like sat down and watched both these movies through
and i'm like these still are great like i was
enjoying every moment of these films neat i'm
just gonna start speeding up that timeline just
start watching pig and raising arizona every
like other day and then every day and then always
kind of like how i listen to how do i live yeah
exactly i'm gonna get like special glasses that
can project one movie on each lens. Will they
be little crosses? Absolutely. And I'll start
talking like this. I don't get this reference
yet. Oh, you're going to love it though. So,
you know, it's never really mattered for us when
we've done the decision -making process, but
we did have everyone in the audience vote using
little bunnies that they had to put into a box.
This is your moment people. Yeah. So what was
the final tally? So the final tally for the people
who voted and didn't steal the bunnies. Yeah,
there were some abstentions. Which is fine. I
respect their choice to steal. They voted for
Conair. I respect that more. Was we had 19 votes
for Raising Arizona and 20 votes for Pig. So
it was wildly close. All those people who held
out but really thought Raising Arizona was the
better one. You lost the chance to make the majority.
Yeah, for real. All it would have taken. Well,
now, because I don't want to be told what to
do, I feel like I should go for a zero. You got
to do what your conscience tells you. Yeah. fuck
it primal yeah primal primal primal all the way
baby great white jag you need to cut the podcast
right just dead air dead air patreon yeah no
no outro nothing it's like done primal this one's
for you stewart yeah uh michael and over the
course of the next five years michael will finally
listen to this podcast and get to the last episode
it's kind of the equivalent of like It was all
a dream. Yeah. Going into this, I was so sure
that like Pig was like just a solid. It's Pig.
It's got to be Pig. But again, getting that fresh
watch of Raising Arizona in that space, like
where I'm just locked in and I'm enjoying it.
This movie is so great. It stood the test of
time so well and it will continue to. And it
is so approachable and perfect. And everyone's
performance is outstanding. that just the whole
time i'm watching i'm like it might be a reason
yeah racing arizona also get elevated pretty
hard just by being in the theater i think that's
one that benefited a lot from the larger format
whereas pig you can really interact with it almost
to the same level in a home situation yeah i
agree with that as uh the the cinema experience
which was still terrific to see it in. I mean,
like you said, and like you said with Pig, like
those comedic moments stand out a lot more when
you're in a room. So being able to enjoy that,
enjoy a comedy with people like that was elevated
Raising Arizona a lot more in my mind. Yeah.
Well, why don't you go first, Sean? Tell me what
you think and I'll take the opposite. Classic
Cage match. I'll explain it poorly and just really
get you angry. Super classic Cage match. I think
of this entire experiment, the best thing I'm
taking away from this is Pig. I love that movie.
Huge respect for Nicolas Cage, giving that performance
when he did in his career. And the fact that
that movie, more than I think most of the stuff
he's done in 20 years, really shows. those chops
like he is that still that amazing character
actor and when he is given the right material
and a love for the material he just disappears
into that role and he is the world's greatest
actor because he can still do stuff like that
raising arizona's classic raising arizona is
damn near a perfect movie and i love it so much
and getting that fresh watch i really sells me
like that's that's his best film like for this
like that's the most rewatchable film That's,
well, like I said, Pig's my favorite film, but
Raising Arizona is his best. I'm inclined to
agree that Raising Arizona against every bone
in my body. Wow, we really just have to commit
to this video. No, I agree. Raising Arizona is
like the epitome of a Nicolas Cage film. It's
got just. big choice performance it's got a great
character it's acted out phenomenally um great
direction great script everything uh it's fucking
nines all over the place is that what people
say nines dimes fucking it's good skibbity toilet
um and pig is a beautiful film with great sentiments
and Terrific performance and will always be something
that. I enjoy raising Arizona for sure. For me
is the choice in this. It's like you said, it's
a near perfect film. Yeah. Right on. I mean,
I disagree with you guys, but whatever. We're
solidly back into a position where your opinion
doesn't matter. I know it's great. So I love
not having the pressure of this. We're going
to go with the minority vote. No, I think from
the beginning for me, Pig was always my favorite.
It shouldn't have been a surprise because it's
rated well. Everybody loves that movie when they
see it. It really did surprise me how much I
like it and how much I still want to rewatch
it. But I totally am fine with Raising Arizona.
I think it's a great movie. I enjoyed it every
single time I've watched it more. So, you know,
each experience has grown for me, even though
I still would prefer Pig to be the winner. But
yeah, Raising Arizona, great movie. Yeah, I'm
going to just... the nick cage of it all when
you think of nick cage when you think of those
performances that really have made him the name
he is hi mcdonough is definitely up there and
just it's so good yeah yeah the nick cage of
it all yeah you know the whole reason we started
this yeah exactly all right fuck yeah raising
arizona Good work, Coen brothers from 1987. Right?
Yeah. You stumbled into something nice. Yeah.
Well, yeah. Do you have any final thoughts? Thank
you, everybody who came on this ride with us
and encouraged our chicanery for this long. Yeah.
Or at least not just straight up canceled us.
Yeah. And thanks to all of our guests. Peter,
list out all of our guests. In order. Okay. I
actually can do that. Yes. Oric. Eric. Gary and
Rox. Meredith and their brother Evan. And speaking
of siblings, Alex and Sammy, Shay, my brother
Phillip, Marissa, Daryl Edge, John, Josh, Jimmy
Harad, Brandon, Derek and Ryan of the Coming
of Cage podcast, Josh and Rich of the Nick Cage
Fight podcast, Petros, Alex Guy, Linda, Donnie
and Adrian of Cage's Kiss podcast, Seth, Brian
Kim McCormick, Chris Koffel, Ian, Lunchbox, Lauren
Freeman, Tank, Alec, Ross, Carlos, and of course,
Hornquack. But yeah, no, I mean, all our guests,
it was awesome. It was a very fun experience
to have that. I think that's one of my favorite
takeaways is the guesting on here really changed
our game. Not having to just talk to us. Yeah.
Yeah. I mean, the guests really helped with this.
Yeah. And I appreciate all of them. Me too. Thank
you all for coming on this trip with us. Yeah.
And, you know, special thanks to our patrons.
I'm really amazed that you guys supported us
this entire time. To our Sparkle Buddies, Josh,
Sean, Josie, Rico, Matt, Adam, Bill, and Stuart.
Right at the end. Thank you, Stuart. Stuart.
Stuart. To our Gage Dancers, Ira, John, Freeman,
Lance, Nathan, and Cameron. It was awesome celebrating
with the people who could come to the movie.
And we're not done making content. There's stuff
that's going to come out still. They've got bonus
episodes. He's got movies coming out. He's got
movies. He's got shows. You'll get surprise drops
occasionally. We've got older films to talk about,
too. Yeah. So we're not gone. But we are forgotten.
We're just done arguing in the same format. Yeah,
correct. No more. No more voting. Yeah. Now we
get to just enjoy things. For fun. Gross. Yeah.
All right. Well, thanks. Sean. Nick. Badass.
We did it. B -A -D. Yeah. Slow to us out of here.
Bye. Bye. Rosie, come here. You're going to go
to the bathroom. You're going to whine in there,
but just don't bark, okay? Famous last words.
Yeah. That's what I say to all my dates, too.
You're going in the bathroom. You can whine,
but don't bark. No barking. Yeah, how many dogs
got bit at Pete's house? Fucking... Benjamin
Franklin Gates and Ozzy just bite each other's
faces. Yeah, that's what they do. Dog makeouts.
Touching tongues. It's an intimate moment. Yeah,
that they do on other people's laps. Yeah, do
that in private, you fucking pervs. Yeah. Ozzy
can't help it. He's got that St. Helens in him.
I know the feeling. I'm about to start biting
faces and licking mouths.