WEBVTT 00:00:21.899 --> 00:00:26.839 So is Joel Schumacher a good director? Give me 00:00:26.839 --> 00:00:29.899 a rundown of like. All right, here. Notable Schumacher. 00:00:30.000 --> 00:00:32.259 Okay, that's actually a good way to do it. Lost 00:00:32.259 --> 00:00:37.320 Boys. Batman Forever. Batman and Robin. 8mm. 00:00:38.479 --> 00:00:43.100 Trespass. So as a director, The Incredible Shrinking 00:00:43.100 --> 00:00:46.820 Woman in 1981. Haven't seen it. Correct. Street 00:00:46.820 --> 00:00:49.100 Fleet. I don't know why I said correct. Yeah, 00:00:49.100 --> 00:00:51.140 thanks. Thanks for confirming that I have not 00:00:51.140 --> 00:00:55.219 seen that. St. Elmo's Fire. Not a bad movie. 00:00:55.479 --> 00:00:58.060 Haven't seen it. Lost Boys. Arguably a very good 00:00:58.060 --> 00:01:00.700 movie. Yeah. A real banger. Cousins. Don't know 00:01:00.700 --> 00:01:02.659 that one. I think I've watched that documentary. 00:01:04.599 --> 00:01:08.239 Yes. Flatliners. Not a good movie. Kind of fun. 00:01:08.379 --> 00:01:11.659 Stupid. OK. That's where they like a bunch of, 00:01:11.659 --> 00:01:14.560 I don't know, med students or something basically 00:01:14.560 --> 00:01:17.700 kill themselves. OK. Yeah. I don't know if I've 00:01:17.700 --> 00:01:21.579 seen it, but I've heard of it. Then it was Dying 00:01:21.579 --> 00:01:24.650 Young. OK. Don't know that one. falling down 00:01:24.650 --> 00:01:29.829 oh bad bad bad movie that people seem to a certain 00:01:29.829 --> 00:01:32.950 kind of people like to love yeah that is one 00:01:32.950 --> 00:01:35.030 of those that's like definitely regarded well 00:01:35.030 --> 00:01:37.650 even though i think it kind of sucks shit is 00:01:37.650 --> 00:01:41.810 it michael douglas yes michael douglas like has 00:01:41.810 --> 00:01:44.469 is just a white guy who has a bad day and decides 00:01:44.469 --> 00:01:46.310 to take it out on the world but is a hero because 00:01:46.310 --> 00:01:48.549 of it because he's saying all those things you 00:01:48.549 --> 00:01:52.129 can't say about the blacks and like oh okay yeah 00:01:52.129 --> 00:01:56.530 that's pretty much it problematic cool then we 00:01:56.530 --> 00:01:59.569 have uh the client so some sort of legal thriller 00:01:59.569 --> 00:02:03.909 with tommy lee jones uh batman forever a time 00:02:03.909 --> 00:02:06.750 to kill which i think is a pretty pretty good 00:02:06.750 --> 00:02:10.069 one batman and robin eight millimeter bad and 00:02:10.069 --> 00:02:13.069 then we get into the weird stuff is the client 00:02:13.069 --> 00:02:16.830 based on like one of those uh books by the guy 00:02:16.830 --> 00:02:18.629 who did like the pelican brief and stuff yeah 00:02:18.629 --> 00:02:22.789 that sounded like one yeah And it's Flawless, 00:02:22.930 --> 00:02:26.550 Tigerland, Bad Company, Phone Booth. That movie 00:02:26.550 --> 00:02:30.789 sucked. Bad Company. Something called Veronica 00:02:30.789 --> 00:02:34.610 Gurin. I thought it just said Bone Booth, and 00:02:34.610 --> 00:02:37.509 I'm like, I've seen that one. A different documentary. 00:02:38.289 --> 00:02:41.210 Phantom of the Opera, the one with Emmy Rossum. 00:02:41.310 --> 00:02:43.990 That's not very good. Bad, bad, bad, bad. The 00:02:43.990 --> 00:02:47.669 Number 23 with Jim Carrey, also bad. Something 00:02:47.669 --> 00:02:51.740 called Blood Creek, 12, Trespass. That is all. 00:02:52.020 --> 00:02:55.520 Hmm. Is Joel Schumacher alive? No, he died. This 00:02:55.520 --> 00:02:57.599 was his last actual movie. Oh, okay. When did 00:02:57.599 --> 00:03:02.340 he die? 2020. Oh. But he had a big gap. He was 00:03:02.340 --> 00:03:05.120 pretty sick and he didn't do anything for a while. 00:03:05.259 --> 00:03:08.740 Sure. And can I just say, way to go out on a 00:03:08.740 --> 00:03:13.120 whimper. Yeah. I mean, it must have been really 00:03:13.120 --> 00:03:14.919 bad. Like, he must have been pretty sick to not 00:03:14.919 --> 00:03:19.099 make anything else in the nine years before his 00:03:19.099 --> 00:03:22.439 death. Or maybe he just figured he was done. 00:03:23.099 --> 00:03:25.860 Maybe he just retired. Yeah, I mean, he did retire 00:03:25.860 --> 00:03:30.580 from the mortal coil. But I mean, I mean, after 00:03:30.580 --> 00:03:33.039 making Trespass, he's like, what else can I do? 00:03:33.120 --> 00:03:37.300 I've made a film that has 11 endings. I've said 00:03:37.300 --> 00:03:40.620 all I have to say. Yeah. Well, once you've directed 00:03:40.620 --> 00:03:44.180 Nicolas Cage twice, the only thing left to do 00:03:44.180 --> 00:03:47.580 is direct Nicolas Cage thrice and then die or 00:03:47.580 --> 00:03:51.060 die. Yeah. One or the other. Yeah, and if there 00:03:51.060 --> 00:03:52.939 weren't any good Nicolas Cage scripts coming 00:03:52.939 --> 00:03:57.039 up, might as well just die. Yeah. He wasn't touched 00:03:57.039 --> 00:04:00.259 and left behind. No. I mean, I would argue that 00:04:00.259 --> 00:04:03.219 this wasn't a good Nicolas Cage script. Yeah, 00:04:03.219 --> 00:04:07.039 no, it wasn't. It is a movie starring Nicolas 00:04:07.039 --> 00:04:09.620 Cage. It is, which is why we're talking about 00:04:09.620 --> 00:04:12.099 it. Yeah, and Ben Mendelsohn with dark hair. 00:04:12.419 --> 00:04:15.729 Yeah, that was weird. And a mustache. His mustache 00:04:15.729 --> 00:04:18.689 was kind of off -putting, especially in their 00:04:18.689 --> 00:04:21.850 weird like pantyhats. Yeah, his weird mask panty 00:04:21.850 --> 00:04:25.449 face. Very strange. I wanted somebody to have 00:04:25.449 --> 00:04:28.269 like the lacy pattern still like pressed into 00:04:28.269 --> 00:04:31.569 their skin after they take it off. This has always 00:04:31.569 --> 00:04:35.810 been my issue with the fucking like Batman style 00:04:35.810 --> 00:04:39.170 like cowl for superheroes. Like you'd get weird 00:04:39.170 --> 00:04:42.250 tan lines, wouldn't you? Not if you fight crime 00:04:42.250 --> 00:04:43.810 at night. Yeah, they're night workers mostly. 00:04:44.680 --> 00:04:47.740 Not all of them. Well, how many of them do operate 00:04:47.740 --> 00:04:50.379 during the daytime? Or just like the domino, 00:04:50.379 --> 00:04:52.720 like people who wear domino masks. Like it's, 00:04:52.720 --> 00:04:54.939 it's just like you'd get tan lines is all I'm 00:04:54.939 --> 00:04:57.939 saying. You could use baby block all the time. 00:04:58.660 --> 00:05:02.240 The super thick, creamy. Yeah. Thick and creamy. 00:05:03.579 --> 00:05:06.459 Blast it all over your face. Like the time you 00:05:06.459 --> 00:05:09.560 did white face in Vegas. yeah it was just like 00:05:09.560 --> 00:05:12.939 peter's white face i i didn't get sunburned so 00:05:12.939 --> 00:05:16.339 who's laughing now bitches yeah not the sun yeah 00:05:16.339 --> 00:05:20.600 loser couldn't get me uh real quick before we 00:05:20.600 --> 00:05:22.060 go any further welcome back to cage magical and 00:05:22.060 --> 00:05:24.079 roundabout we meet nicholas cage i'm your host 00:05:24.079 --> 00:05:28.160 sean here with my co -host nick and our producer 00:05:28.160 --> 00:05:32.379 nick peter hello and we're talking about the 00:05:32.379 --> 00:05:35.920 movie trespass just so all of that previous preamble 00:05:35.920 --> 00:05:38.829 makes any sense I mean, yeah, people obviously 00:05:38.829 --> 00:05:40.550 knew what we were talking about, right? It's 00:05:40.550 --> 00:05:44.250 in the title of the title. Yeah, there's that. 00:05:45.110 --> 00:05:48.250 Who knows? People maybe do shuffle on our stuff 00:05:48.250 --> 00:05:51.569 and didn't notice. That'd be weird. Yeah, I think 00:05:51.569 --> 00:05:53.189 the only one who would maybe do that is Bill. 00:05:54.490 --> 00:05:59.250 Bill, maybe Bill, Bill, Bill. So what do you 00:05:59.250 --> 00:06:01.990 guys think of this movie? I mean, it's rated 00:06:01.990 --> 00:06:04.720 like. Exactly what I think about this movie, 00:06:04.819 --> 00:06:08.259 but like just under mid. Yeah, it's like a 48 00:06:08.259 --> 00:06:12.060 % or something like that. I feel that is extremely 00:06:12.060 --> 00:06:15.019 generous. None of the performances were bad. 00:06:15.959 --> 00:06:19.040 None of them were necessarily great either. None 00:06:19.040 --> 00:06:23.480 of them were good. There was one too many betrayals 00:06:23.480 --> 00:06:26.379 slash twists slash not really betrayal, but then 00:06:26.379 --> 00:06:28.000 it is a betrayal, but then it doesn't matter 00:06:28.000 --> 00:06:29.600 because Ben Mendelsohn's dead five minutes later. 00:06:31.439 --> 00:06:34.600 Yeah, I thought all the twists and everything 00:06:34.600 --> 00:06:38.540 were relatively understandable. Like, I wasn't 00:06:38.540 --> 00:06:40.680 going through trying to think ahead on this film, 00:06:40.759 --> 00:06:42.420 but every time something would happen, it's like, 00:06:42.519 --> 00:06:45.759 oh, yeah, that makes sense. I'm not shocked by 00:06:45.759 --> 00:06:48.860 that development. But, like, I'm not shocked 00:06:48.860 --> 00:06:51.180 by any of the development. Rotten Tomatoes does 00:06:51.180 --> 00:06:54.360 have this as a 9%, so... Wow! Skills balance. 00:06:54.480 --> 00:06:58.600 That's better. I'm not saying that I was surprised 00:06:58.600 --> 00:07:00.779 by any of the double crosses. I was just like, 00:07:01.250 --> 00:07:04.290 Cool. It's like, all right, we're going to put 00:07:04.290 --> 00:07:06.370 you to sleep with this sleeping drug. It's not 00:07:06.370 --> 00:07:10.850 a sleeping drug. It's a powerful paralytic. Yeah. 00:07:11.110 --> 00:07:13.709 Wait, no, it's not. It's actually just the sleeping 00:07:13.709 --> 00:07:15.569 drug again. But it doesn't matter because we're 00:07:15.569 --> 00:07:17.290 going to shoot that guy. But before he dies, 00:07:17.329 --> 00:07:19.949 he's going to tell Ben Mendelsohn how his brother 00:07:19.949 --> 00:07:22.250 betrayed him before this movie started. But five 00:07:22.250 --> 00:07:24.750 minutes later, they're going to kill Ben Mendelsohn. 00:07:25.399 --> 00:07:27.800 there's gonna be no conflict there there's a 00:07:27.800 --> 00:07:31.579 lot of dying really rapidly in this movie they 00:07:31.579 --> 00:07:34.060 don't really like break it out over a long period 00:07:34.060 --> 00:07:36.860 of time it's sort of just like oh now's the time 00:07:36.860 --> 00:07:38.879 we're done with these characters yeah all the 00:07:38.879 --> 00:07:42.100 bad people are dead now and there's the last 00:07:42.100 --> 00:07:45.759 one okay cool i will say the one chuckle i got 00:07:45.759 --> 00:07:49.220 out of this is when the daughter like careens 00:07:49.220 --> 00:07:54.079 the car into the phone pole with the met with 00:07:54.079 --> 00:07:57.180 the um Yeah, the bass head. What's her name? 00:07:57.540 --> 00:08:01.000 Petal. Petal. Oh, God. What a dumb name. I fucking 00:08:01.000 --> 00:08:04.040 hated it every time they said her name. But all 00:08:04.040 --> 00:08:06.379 I could think of was like, I went through a windshield. 00:08:08.160 --> 00:08:11.160 Damn, I don't give a fuck. Yeah, but she definitely 00:08:11.160 --> 00:08:14.879 gave a fuck. Oh, yeah. Also, Sean, Taco just 00:08:14.879 --> 00:08:17.459 walked by in the background, and all I could 00:08:17.459 --> 00:08:20.759 think about was the sex worker in Joe who crawls 00:08:20.759 --> 00:08:25.339 out for a second. Get off the damn floor. Taco's 00:08:25.339 --> 00:08:29.899 my cat for anyone who doesn't know that. All 00:08:29.899 --> 00:08:31.439 right. Who wants to give a quick synopsis of 00:08:31.439 --> 00:08:34.779 this movie? Nicolas Cage and Nicole Kidman hate 00:08:34.779 --> 00:08:37.059 each other slash don't. They have a daughter 00:08:37.059 --> 00:08:40.179 who hates them slash doesn't. They get home invaded 00:08:40.179 --> 00:08:42.580 because Nicolas Cage has a bunch of diamonds, 00:08:42.600 --> 00:08:46.200 but doesn't. And then everyone shoots themselves 00:08:46.200 --> 00:08:48.659 and then there's money, but it's on fire. And 00:08:48.659 --> 00:08:51.759 then the movie's over. But which ending is that? 00:08:52.360 --> 00:08:55.019 I don't remember. I watched this. I just got 00:08:55.019 --> 00:08:57.059 done watching this movie 20 minutes ago and I 00:08:57.059 --> 00:09:00.799 can tell you fuck all that happened in it. So 00:09:00.799 --> 00:09:04.799 the crux, the crux of the plot is they're so 00:09:04.799 --> 00:09:08.279 far underwater on this house that Nick Cage is 00:09:08.279 --> 00:09:11.759 like selling off her jewelry to like store a 00:09:11.759 --> 00:09:13.940 bunch of money to like hide a bunch of money 00:09:13.940 --> 00:09:16.539 from the bank. So when they declare bankruptcy, 00:09:16.620 --> 00:09:20.370 it's going to be fine. And some criminals know 00:09:20.370 --> 00:09:24.769 this somehow. But one of the criminals was sleeping 00:09:24.769 --> 00:09:27.990 with Nicole Kidman, but wasn't. He's just crazy. 00:09:28.470 --> 00:09:31.049 Yeah, he was a creep. That was the only surprise 00:09:31.049 --> 00:09:33.049 in this movie that I was like, oh, that's almost 00:09:33.049 --> 00:09:36.470 interesting because he just sort of assumes that 00:09:36.470 --> 00:09:38.529 he's in some sort of relationship because he's 00:09:38.529 --> 00:09:42.710 off his meds. Yeah, that is the best description 00:09:42.710 --> 00:09:46.929 of this movie. Almost interesting. Off his meds. 00:09:46.929 --> 00:09:49.500 Off his meds. Yeah. I don't know. I didn't I 00:09:49.500 --> 00:09:51.700 didn't hate this movie. I think it was sort of 00:09:51.700 --> 00:09:55.919 like nothing. I mean, it didn't leave a bad taste 00:09:55.919 --> 00:09:59.220 in my mouth. It just left no taste. I didn't 00:09:59.220 --> 00:10:02.159 feel like I wasted my time watching it, but I 00:10:02.159 --> 00:10:04.299 didn't really gain anything from watching it. 00:10:04.600 --> 00:10:07.799 It was a fine film. That's that's the worst for 00:10:07.799 --> 00:10:11.000 me, though. Like, I mean, it's not even so bad 00:10:11.000 --> 00:10:13.519 that I'm going to enjoy that. I am enjoying that 00:10:13.519 --> 00:10:17.639 aspect of it. Every five minutes, there's some 00:10:17.639 --> 00:10:22.000 type of double cross or like twist, but only 00:10:22.000 --> 00:10:26.080 to be undone by the next one. Yeah, I think this 00:10:26.080 --> 00:10:29.299 would be a great Sunday afternoon TNT film. Oh, 00:10:29.340 --> 00:10:32.019 yeah. Like, that's where I expect to watch this. 00:10:32.259 --> 00:10:34.519 Yeah, I can't imagine this movie with commercials. 00:10:36.120 --> 00:10:39.240 Yeah, how would you follow the plot? Just there's 00:10:39.240 --> 00:10:41.340 so much of it that could be taken out and it 00:10:41.340 --> 00:10:44.259 wouldn't matter at all. Like, yeah, but at some 00:10:44.259 --> 00:10:48.500 point you. cease to have a film too much of a 00:10:48.500 --> 00:10:51.080 you just have a long episode the crooks to take 00:10:51.080 --> 00:10:54.419 out the marriage no i'm saying you take it like 00:10:54.419 --> 00:10:56.000 so there's a whole thing with ben mendelsohn 00:10:56.000 --> 00:10:59.259 who's trying to get this money because it turns 00:10:59.259 --> 00:11:02.519 out that he's into like he got a bunch of drugs 00:11:02.519 --> 00:11:07.440 stolen from a cartel or some criminal yeah he's 00:11:07.440 --> 00:11:09.779 a ding dong he bought too many drugs and then 00:11:09.779 --> 00:11:12.779 the drugs got stolen by the cartel he bought 00:11:12.779 --> 00:11:16.850 it from right And his dumb brother. Supposedly, 00:11:16.850 --> 00:11:19.070 that's the thing is like there's no conflict 00:11:19.070 --> 00:11:23.350 gained there because the guy who's like really 00:11:23.350 --> 00:11:25.830 running the show tends Ben Mendelsohn that right 00:11:25.830 --> 00:11:28.750 before he dies. And then Ben Mendelsohn and his 00:11:28.750 --> 00:11:31.370 brother never have any conflict over it. So there 00:11:31.370 --> 00:11:34.570 is no point to that being in the film. Who shot 00:11:34.570 --> 00:11:37.289 Mendelsohn? I don't even remember. The brother. 00:11:37.889 --> 00:11:40.190 Oh, yeah. Yeah, because he was going to kill 00:11:40.190 --> 00:11:43.419 Nicole Kidman's. yeah the love of his life right 00:11:43.419 --> 00:11:46.500 yeah yeah so there's just like there's so much 00:11:46.500 --> 00:11:49.320 just circular like we're gonna build suspense 00:11:49.320 --> 00:11:51.139 we're gonna build conflict but we're not gonna 00:11:51.139 --> 00:11:53.639 do anything with that conflict i have a question 00:11:53.639 --> 00:11:57.340 about nail guns okay that was a pneumatic nail 00:11:57.340 --> 00:11:59.340 gun so you needed the air compressor turned on 00:11:59.340 --> 00:12:02.340 for it to work okay did they do that uh apparently 00:12:02.340 --> 00:12:04.820 in the end he turned it on it was not a very 00:12:04.820 --> 00:12:07.059 noisy air compressor so i wouldn't say it was 00:12:07.059 --> 00:12:11.220 a very powerful nail but Could you shoot a nail 00:12:11.220 --> 00:12:15.059 gun nail from a distance of six feet through 00:12:15.059 --> 00:12:19.639 someone's foot? Six feet depends on the PSI of 00:12:19.639 --> 00:12:22.039 the nail gun. Sure. But I've shot them across 00:12:22.039 --> 00:12:25.580 rooms and I've shot nails from the stage to the 00:12:25.580 --> 00:12:27.799 back of an auditorium before, too. OK, that's 00:12:27.799 --> 00:12:30.200 pretty good. So you can travel far, I will say. 00:12:30.279 --> 00:12:33.580 So you if you really jacked the PSI. Yeah. Yeah. 00:12:34.259 --> 00:12:36.419 Mythbusters tested this. They don't come out 00:12:36.419 --> 00:12:37.919 straight once they leave the thing. They like. 00:12:38.250 --> 00:12:40.429 tumble so it wouldn't have gone through they've 00:12:40.429 --> 00:12:43.009 got like a sail or whatever behind like a little 00:12:43.009 --> 00:12:47.710 parachute interesting so realistically he couldn't 00:12:47.710 --> 00:12:50.370 have like nailed the guy's foot to the floor 00:12:50.370 --> 00:12:54.009 but he probably could have punctured his foot 00:12:54.009 --> 00:12:56.669 yeah like he was stuck to the floor which is 00:12:56.669 --> 00:13:00.309 with a i mean with a lucky shot and you know 00:13:00.309 --> 00:13:02.909 maybe not with that style of nail but if you 00:13:02.909 --> 00:13:05.250 had a nail that didn't have like because i mean 00:13:05.250 --> 00:13:07.570 it's a nail gun you don't need a head on it necessarily 00:13:07.570 --> 00:13:11.330 so like finishing nails something with a small 00:13:11.330 --> 00:13:14.190 head would probably have a better chance at shooting 00:13:14.190 --> 00:13:16.710 straight he's had a big head on them though because 00:13:16.710 --> 00:13:19.190 you could see the nails clearly oh yeah no like 00:13:19.190 --> 00:13:22.429 clearly it was a made for film nail stylistically 00:13:22.429 --> 00:13:24.570 that made sense for this but yeah it just that 00:13:24.570 --> 00:13:26.309 was one of those things where i was like i see 00:13:26.309 --> 00:13:28.330 using the nail gun as a way to like fuck that 00:13:28.330 --> 00:13:31.990 guy up a little bit but to pin him to the ground 00:13:31.990 --> 00:13:34.610 seemed really ridiculous it's like get the claw 00:13:34.610 --> 00:13:38.450 hammer like i would man love to see a more realistic 00:13:38.450 --> 00:13:40.850 approach to it where they just use it as a distraction 00:13:40.850 --> 00:13:44.330 because like i mean i personally have been shot 00:13:44.330 --> 00:13:46.889 with a nail gun from about like 25 feet just 00:13:46.889 --> 00:13:49.409 because we wanted to know yeah where did you 00:13:49.409 --> 00:13:52.740 get hit I turned my back. So that just hit me 00:13:52.740 --> 00:13:55.799 in like the shoulder. Nice. You know, safety 00:13:55.799 --> 00:13:58.139 first. It's still a construction site. Sure. 00:13:58.259 --> 00:14:02.299 I wore a hard hat. I wasn't going to become like 00:14:02.299 --> 00:14:04.320 that guy from Happy Gilmore. Oh, that's right. 00:14:04.740 --> 00:14:06.519 Yeah. I mean, it just felt like somebody was 00:14:06.519 --> 00:14:08.320 throwing nails at me at that range. But that 00:14:08.320 --> 00:14:11.100 was an electric one, too. It wasn't wasn't the 00:14:11.100 --> 00:14:13.820 same. I feel like we have to test this theory. 00:14:14.100 --> 00:14:17.289 I'm down with that. Yeah. I can secure everything 00:14:17.289 --> 00:14:22.549 we need. This is the most doable dumb decision 00:14:22.549 --> 00:14:26.090 we've ever come up with. Let's do this live at 00:14:26.090 --> 00:14:30.009 the Beacon. I don't think the Beacon's insurance 00:14:30.009 --> 00:14:32.850 is ready for that. Well, especially because we'll 00:14:32.850 --> 00:14:34.830 have everyone in the audience take bets. Yeah. 00:14:36.610 --> 00:14:38.850 It's got as much illegal activity going on as 00:14:38.850 --> 00:14:41.690 we possibly can. Yeah. The first three rows may 00:14:41.690 --> 00:14:47.710 get wet. I want to talk about. How fucking that 00:14:47.710 --> 00:14:51.149 house was Nicole Kidman. She designs the house. 00:14:51.190 --> 00:14:53.769 Is she MC Escher? Because there are so many times 00:14:53.769 --> 00:14:56.929 in this film where someone will be running from 00:14:56.929 --> 00:15:00.009 a criminal and then that very same criminal will 00:15:00.009 --> 00:15:01.990 be in front of them. Oh, I thought you were going 00:15:01.990 --> 00:15:03.970 to say on the ceiling. Oh, yeah, you're right. 00:15:04.070 --> 00:15:05.750 I mean, there is it must just be like a very 00:15:05.750 --> 00:15:08.090 open floor plan because you're trying to dash 00:15:08.090 --> 00:15:09.990 away and hide. And then instantly the person 00:15:09.990 --> 00:15:11.350 that you're running away from is right there. 00:15:11.389 --> 00:15:13.730 It's like. This house sucks. Yeah, it strikes 00:15:13.730 --> 00:15:15.129 me as the kind of house that doesn't believe 00:15:15.129 --> 00:15:18.230 in doors. Yeah, for sure. Also, what was up with 00:15:18.230 --> 00:15:21.409 the kids door like lock? Like it had a pretty 00:15:21.409 --> 00:15:24.490 intense lock on it. Yeah. Oh, having a deadbolt. 00:15:24.809 --> 00:15:29.289 Yeah. Weird. I thought about that, too. Yeah, 00:15:29.330 --> 00:15:30.990 I don't want to be like a really weird, restrictive 00:15:30.990 --> 00:15:34.190 parent in my future, but like that seems fucked 00:15:34.190 --> 00:15:36.610 up. Yeah. You're not going to deadbolt your door 00:15:36.610 --> 00:15:40.149 on me. Yeah, it's unnecessary. Yeah. Also with. 00:15:40.809 --> 00:15:42.809 Here's something that concerned me with their 00:15:42.809 --> 00:15:45.490 security systems and everything. Why were there 00:15:45.490 --> 00:15:49.450 no like keypads up in like rooms and stuff? No 00:15:49.450 --> 00:15:51.669 shit. Like any sort of panic option. You have 00:15:51.669 --> 00:15:55.450 that deadbolt. That's a perfect opportunity for 00:15:55.450 --> 00:15:57.509 something script wise for her, like the kid to 00:15:57.509 --> 00:16:00.470 get back to her room, lock it and start punching 00:16:00.470 --> 00:16:02.669 in the code. Yeah. Hit the, hit the alarm code 00:16:02.669 --> 00:16:05.690 or something like that. Yeah. It was cool when 00:16:05.690 --> 00:16:07.009 they threw the chair through the window though. 00:16:07.070 --> 00:16:10.309 That was cool. I like that. their passcode is 00:16:10.309 --> 00:16:15.190 stupid yeah diamond i saw it before they said 00:16:15.190 --> 00:16:16.769 it i just saw it in the corner of the screen 00:16:16.769 --> 00:16:19.669 it was like that's fucking stupid and then they 00:16:19.669 --> 00:16:22.129 had to say it out loud and i was like oh of course 00:16:22.129 --> 00:16:24.509 they have to say it out loud but now that was 00:16:24.509 --> 00:16:26.389 their trigger password right that was the one 00:16:26.389 --> 00:16:28.490 that called the cops uh that's the one that they 00:16:28.490 --> 00:16:31.870 say to tell the cops everything is fine oh that's 00:16:31.870 --> 00:16:36.159 the we're all good here yeah yeah all good diamond 00:16:36.159 --> 00:16:39.019 that's like if i chose a hot dog that's super 00:16:39.019 --> 00:16:42.440 predictable i kind of i kind of want that to 00:16:42.440 --> 00:16:46.159 be your your safe word always oh yeah that's 00:16:46.159 --> 00:16:48.700 my proceed predictable it's like well we're all 00:16:48.700 --> 00:16:51.600 good keep saying keep going hot dog i'm dipping 00:16:51.600 --> 00:16:55.100 your toes in this yogurt hot dog hot diggity 00:16:55.100 --> 00:16:59.139 dog oh snap I was talking to Josh the other day 00:16:59.139 --> 00:17:01.519 about the hot yogurt toes, and he was just like, 00:17:01.620 --> 00:17:03.899 that is easily one of the most repulsive things 00:17:03.899 --> 00:17:09.539 that I can ever possibly imagine. I mean, he 00:17:09.539 --> 00:17:12.240 doesn't like most dairy things, so it makes sense. 00:17:12.299 --> 00:17:15.119 But yeah, it is pretty, pretty weird. That's 00:17:15.119 --> 00:17:17.220 a weird thing to have to get over Jennifer Beals. 00:17:17.700 --> 00:17:20.059 I was just thinking, do they make non -dairy 00:17:20.059 --> 00:17:22.960 yogurt? And what would it be made out of? They 00:17:22.960 --> 00:17:25.640 do. They make like cashew yogurts and shit like 00:17:25.640 --> 00:17:31.099 that. Huh. Fogurt. F -A -U -X. Coconut milk yogurt. 00:17:31.720 --> 00:17:34.220 Yeah, they do coconut. I guess it makes sense, 00:17:34.279 --> 00:17:36.299 but I just don't understand how it ferments. 00:17:37.059 --> 00:17:39.380 Maybe it's just coconut milk with a thickener. 00:17:39.779 --> 00:17:43.700 I got a thickener. Yeah. Put that shit on my 00:17:43.700 --> 00:17:48.380 toes, you'll get thickened. Thick as a brick. 00:17:49.799 --> 00:17:52.200 Oh, man. I also want to point out that it bugs 00:17:52.200 --> 00:17:55.460 me. The daughter crashed the car. No airbags. 00:17:56.009 --> 00:17:58.210 fancy cars don't need airbags they assume that 00:17:58.210 --> 00:18:00.430 you're just gonna die you can always turn the 00:18:00.430 --> 00:18:04.049 airbags off too true it's it's surprising that 00:18:04.049 --> 00:18:07.329 she didn't get like grievously hurt in that too 00:18:07.329 --> 00:18:10.009 yeah i mean all she did was like have her seat 00:18:10.009 --> 00:18:13.430 belt on and undid the seat belt her pedal she 00:18:13.430 --> 00:18:18.349 put the pedal to the metal what about the doofy 00:18:18.349 --> 00:18:22.390 kid at the party yeah he was something else uh 00:18:22.390 --> 00:18:28.390 that scene was just so dumb too that kid wanted 00:18:28.390 --> 00:18:31.369 it so bad like i don't know the whole concept 00:18:31.369 --> 00:18:34.829 or idea of like this party scene is so stupid 00:18:34.829 --> 00:18:37.970 like she goes so far out of her way to go with 00:18:37.970 --> 00:18:40.230 her little hussy friend can i say that you can 00:18:40.230 --> 00:18:46.410 i can say that uh because she's a minor proceed 00:18:49.599 --> 00:18:52.240 Well, we can speak ill of minors who engage in 00:18:52.240 --> 00:18:54.900 sexual activity because their souls are morally 00:18:54.900 --> 00:18:57.079 decrepit. They always are going to die in these 00:18:57.079 --> 00:18:59.279 movies. It's just the way of it. She fucked up. 00:18:59.539 --> 00:19:03.039 So she goes to this party with her little friend 00:19:03.039 --> 00:19:07.019 and completely like no need for the friend anymore. 00:19:07.079 --> 00:19:09.140 Once they're at the party, then there's just 00:19:09.140 --> 00:19:10.960 the kid who's like, I want to show you something. 00:19:11.039 --> 00:19:13.319 And she's not immediately skeeved out by that. 00:19:13.740 --> 00:19:16.940 And it's like, come look at my dad's money drug 00:19:16.940 --> 00:19:21.359 gun safe. it's like okay and she's like i'm just 00:19:21.359 --> 00:19:24.400 gonna call a cab and go home cool so like all 00:19:24.400 --> 00:19:26.579 of this scene was just to establish that there's 00:19:26.579 --> 00:19:30.559 a kid whose dad has a money gun drug safe yep 00:19:30.559 --> 00:19:33.079 oh cool it gets it gets dumber than that though 00:19:33.079 --> 00:19:35.700 when you think about this was all just an extended 00:19:35.700 --> 00:19:40.940 way to justify the car crash scene because they 00:19:40.940 --> 00:19:43.559 had to like swerve earlier in the film to go 00:19:43.559 --> 00:19:46.259 to the party to see the money so she could say 00:19:46.259 --> 00:19:49.220 that some kid has money and it's just all so 00:19:49.220 --> 00:19:56.240 pointless contrived yeah now to be fair if we 00:19:56.240 --> 00:19:58.720 had gotten through the film and that scene didn't 00:19:58.720 --> 00:20:02.119 exist and she just was like oh i know where we 00:20:02.119 --> 00:20:04.559 can get that money and then took her out somewhere 00:20:04.559 --> 00:20:07.500 to get into a car accident it's like okay well 00:20:07.500 --> 00:20:11.369 that's also kind of a wet fart I mean, I guess 00:20:11.369 --> 00:20:13.150 the conflict with Petal could have gone a different 00:20:13.150 --> 00:20:15.829 direction. Could have. Yeah. But you'd have to 00:20:15.829 --> 00:20:18.309 establish the reason for that somehow. Also, 00:20:18.390 --> 00:20:21.230 this is one of those movies where like nobody 00:20:21.230 --> 00:20:23.910 is likable. This just seems like a script that 00:20:23.910 --> 00:20:25.910 never got edited. Yeah, I agree. Yeah. You have 00:20:25.910 --> 00:20:29.130 to put a lot of work into like jumping through 00:20:29.130 --> 00:20:32.230 mental hoops for a lot of this film. And it's 00:20:32.230 --> 00:20:34.859 really just because. The footage given is the 00:20:34.859 --> 00:20:38.839 footage taken. Like there was no, no effort to 00:20:38.839 --> 00:20:40.900 make a better film. I don't think it didn't seem 00:20:40.900 --> 00:20:43.160 like it. Yeah. When was the last, when was the 00:20:43.160 --> 00:20:44.859 last big writers? Not the most recent one, but 00:20:44.859 --> 00:20:48.599 the one before this writer strike. Fuck. I don't 00:20:48.599 --> 00:20:51.160 know. I mean, it feels like they happen every 00:20:51.160 --> 00:20:54.380 four or five years on contract cycles. Yeah. 00:20:54.480 --> 00:20:57.400 There are some like the major ones. I don't know. 00:20:57.640 --> 00:20:58.900 Cause there was the one that happened during 00:20:58.900 --> 00:21:02.630 lost. There was another one. I don't know. five 00:21:02.630 --> 00:21:05.650 years after that uh when did this movie come 00:21:05.650 --> 00:21:09.630 out again 2011 2011 do we know when it started 00:21:09.630 --> 00:21:12.509 filming well that was a weird one too i don't 00:21:12.509 --> 00:21:14.769 know if you guys saw that but there was a delay 00:21:14.769 --> 00:21:18.190 during the process because cage quit for a bit 00:21:18.190 --> 00:21:21.490 because he didn't want to be the dad he wanted 00:21:21.490 --> 00:21:24.750 to be one of the burglars well midway through 00:21:24.750 --> 00:21:27.210 filming or something like that he's like clearly 00:21:27.210 --> 00:21:29.769 this is a better role yeah and leo schreiber 00:21:29.769 --> 00:21:32.309 was gonna take his spot and then i guess they 00:21:32.309 --> 00:21:35.170 coerced him back or something got sweet talked 00:21:35.170 --> 00:21:38.930 by schumacher well i mean i wonder if they just 00:21:38.930 --> 00:21:42.630 getting him back probably i wonder how much of 00:21:42.630 --> 00:21:44.210 the budget that just ate into just because yeah 00:21:44.210 --> 00:21:47.670 this all seems like it was filmed in order and 00:21:47.670 --> 00:21:50.539 not edited Here's a good little trivia bit for 00:21:50.539 --> 00:21:52.740 you guys. This film earned a Razzie award for 00:21:52.740 --> 00:21:56.359 Nicolas Cage's worst actor. So one, can you think 00:21:56.359 --> 00:21:59.180 of the two other movies that he also earned that 00:21:59.180 --> 00:22:03.900 award? Left Behind? Nope. Good guess, but no. 00:22:04.779 --> 00:22:11.420 9 -11? Nope. 9 -11 movie came out. I guess you 00:22:11.420 --> 00:22:12.740 can't give that movie a Razzie. That's the same 00:22:12.740 --> 00:22:18.809 film. Okay. We have watched both of these. One 00:22:18.809 --> 00:22:20.890 of them was a bonus. One of them was a canonical 00:22:20.890 --> 00:22:25.009 one. Okay, so a Wicker Man? Nope. No. No. Shocking. 00:22:25.789 --> 00:22:28.549 It's one that we've definitely talked about a 00:22:28.549 --> 00:22:33.509 lot. No, it's not even that one. What is it? 00:22:33.910 --> 00:22:38.750 Drive Angry. Okay. And Season of the Witch. Oh. 00:22:39.069 --> 00:22:43.549 Yeah. Yeah. But so this one earned a Razzie and 00:22:43.549 --> 00:22:46.829 it lost. to another movie that we've talked about 00:22:46.829 --> 00:22:49.430 on here that is unrelated to Nick Cage, but we 00:22:49.430 --> 00:22:52.269 definitely spent a stupid amount of time talking 00:22:52.269 --> 00:22:56.670 about. It is a Adam Sandler movie. Eight Crazy 00:22:56.670 --> 00:23:01.589 Nights. Happy Gilmore? No, no. Grown Ups? Grown 00:23:01.589 --> 00:23:04.250 Ups 2. It's an Adam Sandler and Adam Sandler 00:23:04.250 --> 00:23:07.789 movie. Oh. Oh, Jack and Jill. Jack and Jill. 00:23:09.430 --> 00:23:14.289 Did Adam Sandler win Razzie for Jack or Jill? 00:23:15.009 --> 00:23:18.069 Both, I think the worst actor and worst actress. 00:23:18.910 --> 00:23:23.150 I mean, I kind of hope that's what that would 00:23:23.150 --> 00:23:26.690 be pretty amazing. So I'm just going to say, 00:23:26.690 --> 00:23:29.309 yeah, you can listen or you can skip this film. 00:23:29.730 --> 00:23:32.430 Yeah, I mean, if you want to see this film, just 00:23:32.430 --> 00:23:36.470 watch Uncut Gems. But then again, if you have 00:23:36.470 --> 00:23:39.480 heart problems, don't watch Uncut Gems. Because 00:23:39.480 --> 00:23:41.819 that was one of the most stressful movies I think 00:23:41.819 --> 00:23:44.240 I've watched since The Descent. I really want 00:23:44.240 --> 00:23:46.380 to watch that one. Ooh, The Descent was a really 00:23:46.380 --> 00:23:50.180 stressful movie. I have claustrophobia. I was 00:23:50.180 --> 00:23:52.660 going to cry. If you want to watch a better home 00:23:52.660 --> 00:23:55.319 invasion movie with a great mustache, The Ref 00:23:55.319 --> 00:24:02.680 with Dennis Leary. It's a Christmas film. Holy 00:24:02.680 --> 00:24:04.559 shit. Spacey's in it, so you might have to give 00:24:04.559 --> 00:24:06.519 it a miss for that if you're not willing to watch 00:24:06.519 --> 00:24:11.279 Spacey. So Jack and Jill fact that was nominated 00:24:11.279 --> 00:24:15.019 for a record 12 Razzies in all 10 categories. 00:24:15.019 --> 00:24:17.819 And it was the first film to sweep all of them. 00:24:18.099 --> 00:24:22.519 Wow. 12 Razzies in 10 categories. What categories 00:24:22.519 --> 00:24:25.339 did it get double nominated for? Well, it did. 00:24:25.359 --> 00:24:28.920 It did take worst actor and worst actress. Yes. 00:24:29.000 --> 00:24:32.599 Okay. That sale sounds like two categories to 00:24:32.599 --> 00:24:34.880 me. Yeah. I don't know what the extra ones were. 00:24:34.980 --> 00:24:38.230 I mean. The ones that it was part of were Worst 00:24:38.230 --> 00:24:40.190 Picture, Worst Director, Worst Actor, Worst Actress 00:24:40.190 --> 00:24:41.950 and Worst Screenplay, which are really the most 00:24:41.950 --> 00:24:44.769 important ones. Right. They could have had double 00:24:44.769 --> 00:24:46.910 nominations for like Worst Actor or something. 00:24:46.970 --> 00:24:50.269 Sure. Yeah. Did he go and did he go and collect 00:24:50.269 --> 00:24:53.089 his Razzies in person? Somehow I feel like people 00:24:53.089 --> 00:24:56.549 don't go to the Razzies, but I don't know. Fucking 00:24:56.549 --> 00:24:59.289 Halle Berry did. You'd have to be a very good 00:24:59.289 --> 00:25:03.200 sport to go, I suppose. What'd she go for? Catwoman? 00:25:03.900 --> 00:25:06.019 Catwoman, yeah. Yeah. And it was after she won 00:25:06.019 --> 00:25:07.799 her Oscar, so she just gave a version of her 00:25:07.799 --> 00:25:09.359 Oscar speech. She wore a gown and everything. 00:25:10.640 --> 00:25:13.180 I kind of love that. Yeah, that's terrific. That's 00:25:13.180 --> 00:25:16.019 pretty fucking great. Well, yeah, I mean, I agree 00:25:16.019 --> 00:25:17.380 with your assessment, Sean. There's not much 00:25:17.380 --> 00:25:20.279 to say about this movie that's commendable. I 00:25:20.279 --> 00:25:24.039 love the direction. I love him walking around 00:25:24.039 --> 00:25:26.700 the house with that coat over his shoulder. That's 00:25:26.700 --> 00:25:28.640 actually the only thing I'm going to say I love 00:25:28.640 --> 00:25:31.880 about this film. Yeah, but it was just so dumb. 00:25:31.940 --> 00:25:34.000 He spends an entire scene walking around his 00:25:34.000 --> 00:25:36.859 house with coat over his shoulder, phone rings 00:25:36.859 --> 00:25:40.480 and everything. Yeah. And he just never sets 00:25:40.480 --> 00:25:43.000 it down like a normal person. That was really 00:25:43.000 --> 00:25:45.960 weird. Yeah. I mean, that again goes to the point 00:25:45.960 --> 00:25:47.619 of like, I don't think they had anyone on staff 00:25:47.619 --> 00:25:49.759 who was actually doing anything in terms of editing 00:25:49.759 --> 00:25:52.559 or. producing or there was no like continuity 00:25:52.559 --> 00:25:56.500 manager i'm sure so it's like just carry it nobody 00:25:56.500 --> 00:25:58.420 eats or drinks anything because we don't want 00:25:58.420 --> 00:26:01.759 to refill glasses oh the only other good thing 00:26:01.759 --> 00:26:04.599 that i was thinking about so the the like lead 00:26:04.599 --> 00:26:08.279 bad guy that isn't ben mendelsohn ty i was like 00:26:08.279 --> 00:26:10.180 why do i know that guy's fucking face and he's 00:26:10.180 --> 00:26:13.160 been in like a ton of movies as just muscle or 00:26:13.160 --> 00:26:16.819 a tough or whatever But he was a character in 00:26:16.819 --> 00:26:18.740 the movie Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, which I don't 00:26:18.740 --> 00:26:20.900 know if you guys have seen that one, but great 00:26:20.900 --> 00:26:24.279 movie. Should watch. Very good. The younger brother? 00:26:24.799 --> 00:26:28.359 No, no. It's the the other the like muscle guy. 00:26:28.480 --> 00:26:31.279 He's blonde. That brother had been in some other 00:26:31.279 --> 00:26:34.160 stuff, too. I can't remember now. What's the 00:26:34.160 --> 00:26:39.140 actor's name? Dash Mihawk or Mihawk. His name's 00:26:39.140 --> 00:26:41.650 Dash. That's unfortunate. I mean, it's Daschle, 00:26:41.769 --> 00:26:44.150 but yeah. I mean, still, that's a shit name, 00:26:44.230 --> 00:26:48.809 too. Daschle's dumber. Daschle is dumber. Yeah, 00:26:48.869 --> 00:26:52.289 Cam Gigandet is the other one. Oh, he was born 00:26:52.289 --> 00:26:54.490 in Tacoma. Yeah, oh, okay. That's what I was 00:26:54.490 --> 00:26:56.730 trying to remember. Oh, he's a co -owner of the 00:26:56.730 --> 00:27:03.150 Rock Pizza franchise. Yeah. Hey, all you kids 00:27:03.150 --> 00:27:05.769 in Auburn, even you can grow up to be in forgettable 00:27:05.769 --> 00:27:10.230 films. Just don't give up on your dreams. Yeah, 00:27:10.269 --> 00:27:14.849 you can be in Two Sinners and a Mule. Or Blowback, 00:27:14.970 --> 00:27:18.849 which is definitely a documentary. Yeah. The 00:27:18.849 --> 00:27:24.069 old quid pro quo porno. Last Shootout, also one. 00:27:25.950 --> 00:27:31.900 Without Remorse, also one. bad johnson yes sir 00:27:31.900 --> 00:27:35.519 oh my god every one of his films is just a chuck 00:27:35.519 --> 00:27:45.200 tingle film free ride plush turbo oh no cam don't 00:27:45.200 --> 00:27:48.220 do it oh my god there's always money in the banana 00:27:48.220 --> 00:27:51.700 stand there was money in that wall yeah oh man 00:27:51.700 --> 00:27:56.519 his brother lit up quick oh yeah oh yeah he burned 00:27:56.519 --> 00:28:00.039 so fast i'm like wow i mean they had like chucked 00:28:00.039 --> 00:28:02.460 you know kerosene on him or some shit but like 00:28:02.460 --> 00:28:04.759 no he just poured that onto the floor and it 00:28:04.759 --> 00:28:07.480 just like went over to the money yeah oh right 00:28:07.480 --> 00:28:08.819 and then he went and reached for the money and 00:28:08.819 --> 00:28:12.400 then also just was on fire really fast no she 00:28:12.400 --> 00:28:14.279 pushed uh nicole kidman pushes him into the fire 00:28:14.279 --> 00:28:18.160 even still like i don't think you just ignite 00:28:18.160 --> 00:28:21.200 no he gets shot in the neck nick case shoots 00:28:21.200 --> 00:28:22.720 him in the neck and then he falls over into the 00:28:22.720 --> 00:28:26.579 fire yeah which is actually the second instance 00:28:26.579 --> 00:28:31.559 for me this week Where a piece of fiction concluded 00:28:31.559 --> 00:28:34.660 with a bad guy burning on a pile of cash. What 00:28:34.660 --> 00:28:37.299 was the other one? The first Jack Reacher book. 00:28:37.619 --> 00:28:41.220 Oh, they're easy to listen to while I work. I've 00:28:41.220 --> 00:28:43.339 never read any of those. You know, if you like 00:28:43.339 --> 00:28:47.039 kind of pulpy. I mean, I sort of generally do. 00:28:47.140 --> 00:28:49.240 Those are sort of my airplane books. Yeah, it's 00:28:49.240 --> 00:28:51.500 good investigator kind of like, oh, who done 00:28:51.500 --> 00:28:54.039 it? Figure out a mystery. Now, isn't Reacher 00:28:54.039 --> 00:28:56.630 supposed to be sort of like an everyman? He's 00:28:56.630 --> 00:28:59.430 not. Well, he's retired military police. OK, 00:28:59.609 --> 00:29:03.430 so in the Amazon show, he's huge. He's a fucking 00:29:03.430 --> 00:29:06.349 like, well, the character is six foot five. OK, 00:29:06.470 --> 00:29:08.670 in the books. There we go. Yeah. So then it was 00:29:08.670 --> 00:29:11.329 weird that Tom Cruise played him. Yeah. So weird 00:29:11.329 --> 00:29:13.210 that Tom Cruise plays him. OK, that makes more 00:29:13.210 --> 00:29:15.289 sense. Lee Child, the author, has been like, 00:29:15.390 --> 00:29:19.589 yeah, I mean, physically, Tom Cruise is not the 00:29:19.589 --> 00:29:22.609 character or the actor for the role. Yeah. Wasn't 00:29:22.609 --> 00:29:27.410 Krasinski also one? Uh, no, he plays John, uh, 00:29:27.470 --> 00:29:31.109 Jack Ryan. Oh yeah. Okay. Yeah. Uh, from the 00:29:31.109 --> 00:29:34.230 Tom Clancy books. Gotcha. Like Harrison Ford 00:29:34.230 --> 00:29:37.589 and, uh, Alec Baldwin before him. Yeah, exactly. 00:29:37.670 --> 00:29:40.930 Same body type. Same person. Chris Pine. Chris 00:29:40.930 --> 00:29:44.769 Pine was one too. Oh yeah. The last, uh, Jack 00:29:44.769 --> 00:29:47.490 official Jack Ryan film was a Chris Pine movie. 00:29:48.190 --> 00:29:54.240 Interesting. Also entertaining. yeah i think 00:29:54.240 --> 00:29:56.140 about chris pine every once in a while just in 00:29:56.140 --> 00:29:58.619 that scene in the dnd movie where he just sort 00:29:58.619 --> 00:30:04.660 of like glitches and melts i just i just re -watched 00:30:04.660 --> 00:30:06.940 that movie it's still it still holds up it's 00:30:06.940 --> 00:30:12.319 a great film jonathan man jonathan i think it's 00:30:12.319 --> 00:30:19.960 is it uh sean levy is doing a forgotten realms 00:30:19.960 --> 00:30:23.099 dnd show for netflix Oh, yeah, I heard about 00:30:23.099 --> 00:30:24.680 that. For one of the streaming services. Yeah. 00:30:25.059 --> 00:30:30.039 That's cool. Which I'm here for. Fucking... Maybe 00:30:30.039 --> 00:30:34.740 we'll get a fucking... Oh, God, what's his name? 00:30:34.819 --> 00:30:38.599 Like, the one, the drow... Drist. With the panther 00:30:38.599 --> 00:30:43.279 and the two swords. Drist. Durden. Drist Durden 00:30:43.279 --> 00:30:47.900 with his swords. I think one of them's just named 00:30:47.900 --> 00:30:51.000 Tingle, or Tinkle. Yeah, it's like Tinkle and... 00:30:52.200 --> 00:30:57.079 It's like burning death and tinkle. Tinkle and 00:30:57.079 --> 00:31:02.220 drip. Oh, man. Give you the old slash and clap. 00:31:02.440 --> 00:31:06.500 Slash and clap, tinkle and drip. Ooh, baby. And 00:31:06.500 --> 00:31:09.920 that's why you listen to Cage Match. Gonorrhea 00:31:09.920 --> 00:31:12.960 references. All right. Any other thoughts on 00:31:12.960 --> 00:31:18.200 this one? No. No. All right. Well, thank you 00:31:18.200 --> 00:31:20.140 all for listening. 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