So is Joel Schumacher a good director? Give me
a rundown of like. All right, here. Notable Schumacher.
Okay, that's actually a good way to do it. Lost
Boys. Batman Forever. Batman and Robin. 8mm.
Trespass. So as a director, The Incredible Shrinking
Woman in 1981. Haven't seen it. Correct. Street
Fleet. I don't know why I said correct. Yeah,
thanks. Thanks for confirming that I have not
seen that. St. Elmo's Fire. Not a bad movie.
Haven't seen it. Lost Boys. Arguably a very good
movie. Yeah. A real banger. Cousins. Don't know
that one. I think I've watched that documentary.
Yes. Flatliners. Not a good movie. Kind of fun.
Stupid. OK. That's where they like a bunch of,
I don't know, med students or something basically
kill themselves. OK. Yeah. I don't know if I've
seen it, but I've heard of it. Then it was Dying
Young. OK. Don't know that one. falling down
oh bad bad bad movie that people seem to a certain
kind of people like to love yeah that is one
of those that's like definitely regarded well
even though i think it kind of sucks shit is
it michael douglas yes michael douglas like has
is just a white guy who has a bad day and decides
to take it out on the world but is a hero because
of it because he's saying all those things you
can't say about the blacks and like oh okay yeah
that's pretty much it problematic cool then we
have uh the client so some sort of legal thriller
with tommy lee jones uh batman forever a time
to kill which i think is a pretty pretty good
one batman and robin eight millimeter bad and
then we get into the weird stuff is the client
based on like one of those uh books by the guy
who did like the pelican brief and stuff yeah
that sounded like one yeah And it's Flawless,
Tigerland, Bad Company, Phone Booth. That movie
sucked. Bad Company. Something called Veronica
Gurin. I thought it just said Bone Booth, and
I'm like, I've seen that one. A different documentary.
Phantom of the Opera, the one with Emmy Rossum.
That's not very good. Bad, bad, bad, bad. The
Number 23 with Jim Carrey, also bad. Something
called Blood Creek, 12, Trespass. That is all.
Hmm. Is Joel Schumacher alive? No, he died. This
was his last actual movie. Oh, okay. When did
he die? 2020. Oh. But he had a big gap. He was
pretty sick and he didn't do anything for a while.
Sure. And can I just say, way to go out on a
whimper. Yeah. I mean, it must have been really
bad. Like, he must have been pretty sick to not
make anything else in the nine years before his
death. Or maybe he just figured he was done.
Maybe he just retired. Yeah, I mean, he did retire
from the mortal coil. But I mean, I mean, after
making Trespass, he's like, what else can I do?
I've made a film that has 11 endings. I've said
all I have to say. Yeah. Well, once you've directed
Nicolas Cage twice, the only thing left to do
is direct Nicolas Cage thrice and then die or
die. Yeah. One or the other. Yeah, and if there
weren't any good Nicolas Cage scripts coming
up, might as well just die. Yeah. He wasn't touched
and left behind. No. I mean, I would argue that
this wasn't a good Nicolas Cage script. Yeah,
no, it wasn't. It is a movie starring Nicolas
Cage. It is, which is why we're talking about
it. Yeah, and Ben Mendelsohn with dark hair.
Yeah, that was weird. And a mustache. His mustache
was kind of off -putting, especially in their
weird like pantyhats. Yeah, his weird mask panty
face. Very strange. I wanted somebody to have
like the lacy pattern still like pressed into
their skin after they take it off. This has always
been my issue with the fucking like Batman style
like cowl for superheroes. Like you'd get weird
tan lines, wouldn't you? Not if you fight crime
at night. Yeah, they're night workers mostly.
Not all of them. Well, how many of them do operate
during the daytime? Or just like the domino,
like people who wear domino masks. Like it's,
it's just like you'd get tan lines is all I'm
saying. You could use baby block all the time.
The super thick, creamy. Yeah. Thick and creamy.
Blast it all over your face. Like the time you
did white face in Vegas. yeah it was just like
peter's white face i i didn't get sunburned so
who's laughing now bitches yeah not the sun yeah
loser couldn't get me uh real quick before we
go any further welcome back to cage magical and
roundabout we meet nicholas cage i'm your host
sean here with my co -host nick and our producer
nick peter hello and we're talking about the
movie trespass just so all of that previous preamble
makes any sense I mean, yeah, people obviously
knew what we were talking about, right? It's
in the title of the title. Yeah, there's that.
Who knows? People maybe do shuffle on our stuff
and didn't notice. That'd be weird. Yeah, I think
the only one who would maybe do that is Bill.
Bill, maybe Bill, Bill, Bill. So what do you
guys think of this movie? I mean, it's rated
like. Exactly what I think about this movie,
but like just under mid. Yeah, it's like a 48
% or something like that. I feel that is extremely
generous. None of the performances were bad.
None of them were necessarily great either. None
of them were good. There was one too many betrayals
slash twists slash not really betrayal, but then
it is a betrayal, but then it doesn't matter
because Ben Mendelsohn's dead five minutes later.
Yeah, I thought all the twists and everything
were relatively understandable. Like, I wasn't
going through trying to think ahead on this film,
but every time something would happen, it's like,
oh, yeah, that makes sense. I'm not shocked by
that development. But, like, I'm not shocked
by any of the development. Rotten Tomatoes does
have this as a 9%, so... Wow! Skills balance.
That's better. I'm not saying that I was surprised
by any of the double crosses. I was just like,
Cool. It's like, all right, we're going to put
you to sleep with this sleeping drug. It's not
a sleeping drug. It's a powerful paralytic. Yeah.
Wait, no, it's not. It's actually just the sleeping
drug again. But it doesn't matter because we're
going to shoot that guy. But before he dies,
he's going to tell Ben Mendelsohn how his brother
betrayed him before this movie started. But five
minutes later, they're going to kill Ben Mendelsohn.
there's gonna be no conflict there there's a
lot of dying really rapidly in this movie they
don't really like break it out over a long period
of time it's sort of just like oh now's the time
we're done with these characters yeah all the
bad people are dead now and there's the last
one okay cool i will say the one chuckle i got
out of this is when the daughter like careens
the car into the phone pole with the met with
the um Yeah, the bass head. What's her name?
Petal. Petal. Oh, God. What a dumb name. I fucking
hated it every time they said her name. But all
I could think of was like, I went through a windshield.
Damn, I don't give a fuck. Yeah, but she definitely
gave a fuck. Oh, yeah. Also, Sean, Taco just
walked by in the background, and all I could
think about was the sex worker in Joe who crawls
out for a second. Get off the damn floor. Taco's
my cat for anyone who doesn't know that. All
right. Who wants to give a quick synopsis of
this movie? Nicolas Cage and Nicole Kidman hate
each other slash don't. They have a daughter
who hates them slash doesn't. They get home invaded
because Nicolas Cage has a bunch of diamonds,
but doesn't. And then everyone shoots themselves
and then there's money, but it's on fire. And
then the movie's over. But which ending is that?
I don't remember. I watched this. I just got
done watching this movie 20 minutes ago and I
can tell you fuck all that happened in it. So
the crux, the crux of the plot is they're so
far underwater on this house that Nick Cage is
like selling off her jewelry to like store a
bunch of money to like hide a bunch of money
from the bank. So when they declare bankruptcy,
it's going to be fine. And some criminals know
this somehow. But one of the criminals was sleeping
with Nicole Kidman, but wasn't. He's just crazy.
Yeah, he was a creep. That was the only surprise
in this movie that I was like, oh, that's almost
interesting because he just sort of assumes that
he's in some sort of relationship because he's
off his meds. Yeah, that is the best description
of this movie. Almost interesting. Off his meds.
Off his meds. Yeah. I don't know. I didn't I
didn't hate this movie. I think it was sort of
like nothing. I mean, it didn't leave a bad taste
in my mouth. It just left no taste. I didn't
feel like I wasted my time watching it, but I
didn't really gain anything from watching it.
It was a fine film. That's that's the worst for
me, though. Like, I mean, it's not even so bad
that I'm going to enjoy that. I am enjoying that
aspect of it. Every five minutes, there's some
type of double cross or like twist, but only
to be undone by the next one. Yeah, I think this
would be a great Sunday afternoon TNT film. Oh,
yeah. Like, that's where I expect to watch this.
Yeah, I can't imagine this movie with commercials.
Yeah, how would you follow the plot? Just there's
so much of it that could be taken out and it
wouldn't matter at all. Like, yeah, but at some
point you. cease to have a film too much of a
you just have a long episode the crooks to take
out the marriage no i'm saying you take it like
so there's a whole thing with ben mendelsohn
who's trying to get this money because it turns
out that he's into like he got a bunch of drugs
stolen from a cartel or some criminal yeah he's
a ding dong he bought too many drugs and then
the drugs got stolen by the cartel he bought
it from right And his dumb brother. Supposedly,
that's the thing is like there's no conflict
gained there because the guy who's like really
running the show tends Ben Mendelsohn that right
before he dies. And then Ben Mendelsohn and his
brother never have any conflict over it. So there
is no point to that being in the film. Who shot
Mendelsohn? I don't even remember. The brother.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, because he was going to kill
Nicole Kidman's. yeah the love of his life right
yeah yeah so there's just like there's so much
just circular like we're gonna build suspense
we're gonna build conflict but we're not gonna
do anything with that conflict i have a question
about nail guns okay that was a pneumatic nail
gun so you needed the air compressor turned on
for it to work okay did they do that uh apparently
in the end he turned it on it was not a very
noisy air compressor so i wouldn't say it was
a very powerful nail but Could you shoot a nail
gun nail from a distance of six feet through
someone's foot? Six feet depends on the PSI of
the nail gun. Sure. But I've shot them across
rooms and I've shot nails from the stage to the
back of an auditorium before, too. OK, that's
pretty good. So you can travel far, I will say.
So you if you really jacked the PSI. Yeah. Yeah.
Mythbusters tested this. They don't come out
straight once they leave the thing. They like.
tumble so it wouldn't have gone through they've
got like a sail or whatever behind like a little
parachute interesting so realistically he couldn't
have like nailed the guy's foot to the floor
but he probably could have punctured his foot
yeah like he was stuck to the floor which is
with a i mean with a lucky shot and you know
maybe not with that style of nail but if you
had a nail that didn't have like because i mean
it's a nail gun you don't need a head on it necessarily
so like finishing nails something with a small
head would probably have a better chance at shooting
straight he's had a big head on them though because
you could see the nails clearly oh yeah no like
clearly it was a made for film nail stylistically
that made sense for this but yeah it just that
was one of those things where i was like i see
using the nail gun as a way to like fuck that
guy up a little bit but to pin him to the ground
seemed really ridiculous it's like get the claw
hammer like i would man love to see a more realistic
approach to it where they just use it as a distraction
because like i mean i personally have been shot
with a nail gun from about like 25 feet just
because we wanted to know yeah where did you
get hit I turned my back. So that just hit me
in like the shoulder. Nice. You know, safety
first. It's still a construction site. Sure.
I wore a hard hat. I wasn't going to become like
that guy from Happy Gilmore. Oh, that's right.
Yeah. I mean, it just felt like somebody was
throwing nails at me at that range. But that
was an electric one, too. It wasn't wasn't the
same. I feel like we have to test this theory.
I'm down with that. Yeah. I can secure everything
we need. This is the most doable dumb decision
we've ever come up with. Let's do this live at
the Beacon. I don't think the Beacon's insurance
is ready for that. Well, especially because we'll
have everyone in the audience take bets. Yeah.
It's got as much illegal activity going on as
we possibly can. Yeah. The first three rows may
get wet. I want to talk about. How fucking that
house was Nicole Kidman. She designs the house.
Is she MC Escher? Because there are so many times
in this film where someone will be running from
a criminal and then that very same criminal will
be in front of them. Oh, I thought you were going
to say on the ceiling. Oh, yeah, you're right.
I mean, there is it must just be like a very
open floor plan because you're trying to dash
away and hide. And then instantly the person
that you're running away from is right there.
It's like. This house sucks. Yeah, it strikes
me as the kind of house that doesn't believe
in doors. Yeah, for sure. Also, what was up with
the kids door like lock? Like it had a pretty
intense lock on it. Yeah. Oh, having a deadbolt.
Yeah. Weird. I thought about that, too. Yeah,
I don't want to be like a really weird, restrictive
parent in my future, but like that seems fucked
up. Yeah. You're not going to deadbolt your door
on me. Yeah, it's unnecessary. Yeah. Also with.
Here's something that concerned me with their
security systems and everything. Why were there
no like keypads up in like rooms and stuff? No
shit. Like any sort of panic option. You have
that deadbolt. That's a perfect opportunity for
something script wise for her, like the kid to
get back to her room, lock it and start punching
in the code. Yeah. Hit the, hit the alarm code
or something like that. Yeah. It was cool when
they threw the chair through the window though.
That was cool. I like that. their passcode is
stupid yeah diamond i saw it before they said
it i just saw it in the corner of the screen
it was like that's fucking stupid and then they
had to say it out loud and i was like oh of course
they have to say it out loud but now that was
their trigger password right that was the one
that called the cops uh that's the one that they
say to tell the cops everything is fine oh that's
the we're all good here yeah yeah all good diamond
that's like if i chose a hot dog that's super
predictable i kind of i kind of want that to
be your your safe word always oh yeah that's
my proceed predictable it's like well we're all
good keep saying keep going hot dog i'm dipping
your toes in this yogurt hot dog hot diggity
dog oh snap I was talking to Josh the other day
about the hot yogurt toes, and he was just like,
that is easily one of the most repulsive things
that I can ever possibly imagine. I mean, he
doesn't like most dairy things, so it makes sense.
But yeah, it is pretty, pretty weird. That's
a weird thing to have to get over Jennifer Beals.
I was just thinking, do they make non -dairy
yogurt? And what would it be made out of? They
do. They make like cashew yogurts and shit like
that. Huh. Fogurt. F -A -U -X. Coconut milk yogurt.
Yeah, they do coconut. I guess it makes sense,
but I just don't understand how it ferments.
Maybe it's just coconut milk with a thickener.
I got a thickener. Yeah. Put that shit on my
toes, you'll get thickened. Thick as a brick.
Oh, man. I also want to point out that it bugs
me. The daughter crashed the car. No airbags.
fancy cars don't need airbags they assume that
you're just gonna die you can always turn the
airbags off too true it's it's surprising that
she didn't get like grievously hurt in that too
yeah i mean all she did was like have her seat
belt on and undid the seat belt her pedal she
put the pedal to the metal what about the doofy
kid at the party yeah he was something else uh
that scene was just so dumb too that kid wanted
it so bad like i don't know the whole concept
or idea of like this party scene is so stupid
like she goes so far out of her way to go with
her little hussy friend can i say that you can
i can say that uh because she's a minor proceed
Well, we can speak ill of minors who engage in
sexual activity because their souls are morally
decrepit. They always are going to die in these
movies. It's just the way of it. She fucked up.
So she goes to this party with her little friend
and completely like no need for the friend anymore.
Once they're at the party, then there's just
the kid who's like, I want to show you something.
And she's not immediately skeeved out by that.
And it's like, come look at my dad's money drug
gun safe. it's like okay and she's like i'm just
gonna call a cab and go home cool so like all
of this scene was just to establish that there's
a kid whose dad has a money gun drug safe yep
oh cool it gets it gets dumber than that though
when you think about this was all just an extended
way to justify the car crash scene because they
had to like swerve earlier in the film to go
to the party to see the money so she could say
that some kid has money and it's just all so
pointless contrived yeah now to be fair if we
had gotten through the film and that scene didn't
exist and she just was like oh i know where we
can get that money and then took her out somewhere
to get into a car accident it's like okay well
that's also kind of a wet fart I mean, I guess
the conflict with Petal could have gone a different
direction. Could have. Yeah. But you'd have to
establish the reason for that somehow. Also,
this is one of those movies where like nobody
is likable. This just seems like a script that
never got edited. Yeah, I agree. Yeah. You have
to put a lot of work into like jumping through
mental hoops for a lot of this film. And it's
really just because. The footage given is the
footage taken. Like there was no, no effort to
make a better film. I don't think it didn't seem
like it. Yeah. When was the last, when was the
last big writers? Not the most recent one, but
the one before this writer strike. Fuck. I don't
know. I mean, it feels like they happen every
four or five years on contract cycles. Yeah.
There are some like the major ones. I don't know.
Cause there was the one that happened during
lost. There was another one. I don't know. five
years after that uh when did this movie come
out again 2011 2011 do we know when it started
filming well that was a weird one too i don't
know if you guys saw that but there was a delay
during the process because cage quit for a bit
because he didn't want to be the dad he wanted
to be one of the burglars well midway through
filming or something like that he's like clearly
this is a better role yeah and leo schreiber
was gonna take his spot and then i guess they
coerced him back or something got sweet talked
by schumacher well i mean i wonder if they just
getting him back probably i wonder how much of
the budget that just ate into just because yeah
this all seems like it was filmed in order and
not edited Here's a good little trivia bit for
you guys. This film earned a Razzie award for
Nicolas Cage's worst actor. So one, can you think
of the two other movies that he also earned that
award? Left Behind? Nope. Good guess, but no.
9 -11? Nope. 9 -11 movie came out. I guess you
can't give that movie a Razzie. That's the same
film. Okay. We have watched both of these. One
of them was a bonus. One of them was a canonical
one. Okay, so a Wicker Man? Nope. No. No. Shocking.
It's one that we've definitely talked about a
lot. No, it's not even that one. What is it?
Drive Angry. Okay. And Season of the Witch. Oh.
Yeah. Yeah. But so this one earned a Razzie and
it lost. to another movie that we've talked about
on here that is unrelated to Nick Cage, but we
definitely spent a stupid amount of time talking
about. It is a Adam Sandler movie. Eight Crazy
Nights. Happy Gilmore? No, no. Grown Ups? Grown
Ups 2. It's an Adam Sandler and Adam Sandler
movie. Oh. Oh, Jack and Jill. Jack and Jill.
Did Adam Sandler win Razzie for Jack or Jill?
Both, I think the worst actor and worst actress.
I mean, I kind of hope that's what that would
be pretty amazing. So I'm just going to say,
yeah, you can listen or you can skip this film.
Yeah, I mean, if you want to see this film, just
watch Uncut Gems. But then again, if you have
heart problems, don't watch Uncut Gems. Because
that was one of the most stressful movies I think
I've watched since The Descent. I really want
to watch that one. Ooh, The Descent was a really
stressful movie. I have claustrophobia. I was
going to cry. If you want to watch a better home
invasion movie with a great mustache, The Ref
with Dennis Leary. It's a Christmas film. Holy
shit. Spacey's in it, so you might have to give
it a miss for that if you're not willing to watch
Spacey. So Jack and Jill fact that was nominated
for a record 12 Razzies in all 10 categories.
And it was the first film to sweep all of them.
Wow. 12 Razzies in 10 categories. What categories
did it get double nominated for? Well, it did.
It did take worst actor and worst actress. Yes.
Okay. That sale sounds like two categories to
me. Yeah. I don't know what the extra ones were.
I mean. The ones that it was part of were Worst
Picture, Worst Director, Worst Actor, Worst Actress
and Worst Screenplay, which are really the most
important ones. Right. They could have had double
nominations for like Worst Actor or something.
Sure. Yeah. Did he go and did he go and collect
his Razzies in person? Somehow I feel like people
don't go to the Razzies, but I don't know. Fucking
Halle Berry did. You'd have to be a very good
sport to go, I suppose. What'd she go for? Catwoman?
Catwoman, yeah. Yeah. And it was after she won
her Oscar, so she just gave a version of her
Oscar speech. She wore a gown and everything.
I kind of love that. Yeah, that's terrific. That's
pretty fucking great. Well, yeah, I mean, I agree
with your assessment, Sean. There's not much
to say about this movie that's commendable. I
love the direction. I love him walking around
the house with that coat over his shoulder. That's
actually the only thing I'm going to say I love
about this film. Yeah, but it was just so dumb.
He spends an entire scene walking around his
house with coat over his shoulder, phone rings
and everything. Yeah. And he just never sets
it down like a normal person. That was really
weird. Yeah. I mean, that again goes to the point
of like, I don't think they had anyone on staff
who was actually doing anything in terms of editing
or. producing or there was no like continuity
manager i'm sure so it's like just carry it nobody
eats or drinks anything because we don't want
to refill glasses oh the only other good thing
that i was thinking about so the the like lead
bad guy that isn't ben mendelsohn ty i was like
why do i know that guy's fucking face and he's
been in like a ton of movies as just muscle or
a tough or whatever But he was a character in
the movie Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, which I don't
know if you guys have seen that one, but great
movie. Should watch. Very good. The younger brother?
No, no. It's the the other the like muscle guy.
He's blonde. That brother had been in some other
stuff, too. I can't remember now. What's the
actor's name? Dash Mihawk or Mihawk. His name's
Dash. That's unfortunate. I mean, it's Daschle,
but yeah. I mean, still, that's a shit name,
too. Daschle's dumber. Daschle is dumber. Yeah,
Cam Gigandet is the other one. Oh, he was born
in Tacoma. Yeah, oh, okay. That's what I was
trying to remember. Oh, he's a co -owner of the
Rock Pizza franchise. Yeah. Hey, all you kids
in Auburn, even you can grow up to be in forgettable
films. Just don't give up on your dreams. Yeah,
you can be in Two Sinners and a Mule. Or Blowback,
which is definitely a documentary. Yeah. The
old quid pro quo porno. Last Shootout, also one.
Without Remorse, also one. bad johnson yes sir
oh my god every one of his films is just a chuck
tingle film free ride plush turbo oh no cam don't
do it oh my god there's always money in the banana
stand there was money in that wall yeah oh man
his brother lit up quick oh yeah oh yeah he burned
so fast i'm like wow i mean they had like chucked
you know kerosene on him or some shit but like
no he just poured that onto the floor and it
just like went over to the money yeah oh right
and then he went and reached for the money and
then also just was on fire really fast no she
pushed uh nicole kidman pushes him into the fire
even still like i don't think you just ignite
no he gets shot in the neck nick case shoots
him in the neck and then he falls over into the
fire yeah which is actually the second instance
for me this week Where a piece of fiction concluded
with a bad guy burning on a pile of cash. What
was the other one? The first Jack Reacher book.
Oh, they're easy to listen to while I work. I've
never read any of those. You know, if you like
kind of pulpy. I mean, I sort of generally do.
Those are sort of my airplane books. Yeah, it's
good investigator kind of like, oh, who done
it? Figure out a mystery. Now, isn't Reacher
supposed to be sort of like an everyman? He's
not. Well, he's retired military police. OK,
so in the Amazon show, he's huge. He's a fucking
like, well, the character is six foot five. OK,
in the books. There we go. Yeah. So then it was
weird that Tom Cruise played him. Yeah. So weird
that Tom Cruise plays him. OK, that makes more
sense. Lee Child, the author, has been like,
yeah, I mean, physically, Tom Cruise is not the
character or the actor for the role. Yeah. Wasn't
Krasinski also one? Uh, no, he plays John, uh,
Jack Ryan. Oh yeah. Okay. Yeah. Uh, from the
Tom Clancy books. Gotcha. Like Harrison Ford
and, uh, Alec Baldwin before him. Yeah, exactly.
Same body type. Same person. Chris Pine. Chris
Pine was one too. Oh yeah. The last, uh, Jack
official Jack Ryan film was a Chris Pine movie.
Interesting. Also entertaining. yeah i think
about chris pine every once in a while just in
that scene in the dnd movie where he just sort
of like glitches and melts i just i just re -watched
that movie it's still it still holds up it's
a great film jonathan man jonathan i think it's
is it uh sean levy is doing a forgotten realms
dnd show for netflix Oh, yeah, I heard about
that. For one of the streaming services. Yeah.
That's cool. Which I'm here for. Fucking... Maybe
we'll get a fucking... Oh, God, what's his name?
Like, the one, the drow... Drist. With the panther
and the two swords. Drist. Durden. Drist Durden
with his swords. I think one of them's just named
Tingle, or Tinkle. Yeah, it's like Tinkle and...
It's like burning death and tinkle. Tinkle and
drip. Oh, man. Give you the old slash and clap.
Slash and clap, tinkle and drip. Ooh, baby. And
that's why you listen to Cage Match. Gonorrhea
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