1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,800 Oh, God. 2 00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:08,000 Oh, my God. 3 00:00:22,140 --> 00:00:24,320 Look at how big my beer is. 4 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:26,480 Oh, it's so big. 5 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:29,160 I mean, compared to your head, which is ginormous, 6 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:31,140 that's a big bear. 7 00:00:31,140 --> 00:00:32,740 At 32 ounces. 8 00:00:32,740 --> 00:00:33,580 Whoo. 9 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:37,020 I just went and had 10 00:00:37,020 --> 00:00:40,080 happy hour dinner and drinks with my coworker, 11 00:00:40,780 --> 00:00:43,520 Alyssa, and we went to. 12 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:46,960 I mean, you know, since we're going to talk about pig today, 13 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:49,160 this is kind of fitting because we went to like 14 00:00:49,160 --> 00:00:52,820 get fancy oysters and like fancy expensive food on happy hour 15 00:00:52,820 --> 00:00:54,420 that I generally can't afford. 16 00:00:54,420 --> 00:00:56,000 You went highfalutin. 17 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,640 Yeah, they had a really juicy like fucking White Castle Burger, 18 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:00,300 the steam burger 19 00:01:00,300 --> 00:01:03,040 with like gourmet cheese. 20 00:01:03,500 --> 00:01:06,880 Did it give you gourmet shits like a White Castle Burger? 21 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:09,540 We'll see. Only true form. 22 00:01:09,540 --> 00:01:10,380 Yeah, exactly. 23 00:01:10,380 --> 00:01:12,520 If we have to stop halfway through the podcast. 24 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:17,160 This is this podcast is now an unofficial race your body competition. 25 00:01:17,860 --> 00:01:20,500 Now, the question is, were the little burgers, were they square? 26 00:01:20,820 --> 00:01:22,500 Yes. Oh, OK. 27 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:24,120 Did they have the holes in them? 28 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:25,900 No, but it was steamed. 29 00:01:25,900 --> 00:01:27,500 It was a cowards. 30 00:01:27,500 --> 00:01:29,660 I do love a steamed ham. 31 00:01:30,140 --> 00:01:32,840 I like when I ordered it because it was like the steamed burger 32 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:36,700 and I was getting like we were getting oysters and I was like, I'm like, 33 00:01:36,700 --> 00:01:37,740 is this a Simpsons reference? 34 00:01:37,740 --> 00:01:40,920 And then when I when they brought it out, I'm like, wait, no, White Castle. 35 00:01:41,020 --> 00:01:43,120 This makes sense now. 36 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:45,580 What's the name of the joint you went to? 37 00:01:46,380 --> 00:01:47,580 Canard. 38 00:01:47,580 --> 00:01:49,760 This does sound highfalutin. 39 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:52,060 But no, it was it was super fancy. 40 00:01:52,060 --> 00:01:55,060 They had the cheapest pens, though, like Alyssa and I both got our bills 41 00:01:55,060 --> 00:01:57,460 and neither of our pens worked. 42 00:01:57,460 --> 00:01:59,660 I respect the attention to craft. 43 00:01:59,960 --> 00:02:02,440 And then the second place we went, they had a fondue. 44 00:02:02,860 --> 00:02:04,700 And I'm like, oh, fun. 45 00:02:04,700 --> 00:02:06,280 Don't mind if I do. 46 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:07,180 Exactly. 47 00:02:07,180 --> 00:02:08,780 And they did not bring us little plates. 48 00:02:08,780 --> 00:02:12,740 So I was precariously balancing dripping like hot cheese over my dress. 49 00:02:12,980 --> 00:02:15,520 I'm like, this is this is less than ideal. 50 00:02:15,780 --> 00:02:19,860 I'm going to leave an angry review on Yelp that no one will read. 51 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:21,180 Oh, that's weak. 52 00:02:21,180 --> 00:02:24,780 You should have just let it drip and then use the bottom of the dress 53 00:02:24,780 --> 00:02:28,220 to like wipe your face, showing everybody your Johnson. 54 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:30,860 Yeah, that's leveling up. 55 00:02:30,860 --> 00:02:33,800 I mean, I'm wearing undergarments. 56 00:02:34,340 --> 00:02:36,300 Coward, coward. 57 00:02:36,300 --> 00:02:37,900 It's not a kilt. 58 00:02:38,300 --> 00:02:41,600 It's also as Nick and I had discussed previously to you getting on Peter. 59 00:02:41,780 --> 00:02:43,800 It's fucking cold down here. 60 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:45,740 You mean in your nether region or? 61 00:02:45,740 --> 00:02:46,780 Yes. 62 00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:49,320 Cold from inattention. 63 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:51,480 If I weren't wearing if I weren't wearing leggings 64 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:54,380 and I decided to give everyone a show, they wouldn't. 65 00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:55,980 It would have been trivial. 66 00:02:55,980 --> 00:02:57,560 There wouldn't have been much to say. 67 00:02:57,560 --> 00:03:00,860 Not if that hand the waiter had gotten in there. 68 00:03:01,220 --> 00:03:02,360 Soft waiter hands. 69 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:04,500 Yeah. That tip don't come cheap. 70 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:06,960 Monetary tip. My tip comes cheap. 71 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:08,140 I'm a cheap. 72 00:03:08,140 --> 00:03:10,140 Yeah. Thank you for clarifying. 73 00:03:11,540 --> 00:03:13,740 All right. Pig it is pig wins next episode. 74 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:16,280 OK, good. Thanks, guys. 75 00:03:17,180 --> 00:03:18,800 Glad we postponed until today. 76 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:21,640 I have stuff to say. 77 00:03:22,620 --> 00:03:27,220 I saved something new up in here for when we talk about Joe. 78 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:29,560 And we'll see if I remember it. 79 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:32,120 I had I had thoughts about 80 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:34,820 both of these movies in regards to Nicholas Cage. 81 00:03:35,420 --> 00:03:37,800 I mean, that is what do we do here, Sean? 82 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:39,260 Welcome back to KG. 83 00:03:39,260 --> 00:03:41,260 Matt Carlin around about Nicholas Cage. 84 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:44,160 I'm your host, Sean, here with my co-host Nick 85 00:03:44,940 --> 00:03:47,400 and our producer Peter. Hello. 86 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:52,440 And this week might be the best setup to that bit we've ever done. 87 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:54,280 Yeah, actually. 88 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:57,180 I mean, I mean, it is I guess giving like the thesis, 89 00:03:57,220 --> 00:04:00,080 which we should do anyway, and don't most of the time. 90 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:05,160 I'm hey, last episode, I didn't get into this till like the back 20 minutes. 91 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:07,760 Yeah, I liked it. It was good. 92 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:11,960 Yeah. Hey, I'm impressed that it only took us almost three years 93 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,860 to figure out how a podcast works. 94 00:04:13,860 --> 00:04:16,100 And we're almost done. 95 00:04:16,100 --> 00:04:17,640 I mean, we have most of it figured out. 96 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:20,140 You need microphones, I guess, headphones. 97 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:22,880 They're called cans in the business, Peter. 98 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:24,340 Love a good can. 99 00:04:24,340 --> 00:04:25,540 I do, too. 100 00:04:25,540 --> 00:04:28,720 I've got a folded towel, you know, just sitting here 101 00:04:29,580 --> 00:04:32,040 at the ready, the waiter comes. Yeah. 102 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:35,220 So I can put it over my waist for, you know, discretion. 103 00:04:35,980 --> 00:04:38,020 Yeah, it's modest. Yeah. 104 00:04:38,020 --> 00:04:40,700 I'm not fucking Peewee Herman out here. 105 00:04:40,700 --> 00:04:41,560 It's like that. 106 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:43,260 It's like that's something that baby 107 00:04:43,260 --> 00:04:46,940 that you have to eat like with a sheet over your head to hide your shame. 108 00:04:46,940 --> 00:04:50,760 Oh, yeah. The or to lawn. Yeah. 109 00:04:51,700 --> 00:04:53,340 I know fancy food stuff. 110 00:04:53,340 --> 00:04:55,640 Have you guys ever seen a duck press? 111 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:58,300 A duck breast. 112 00:04:58,300 --> 00:05:02,240 Press P.R.E.S.S. 113 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:05,480 I'm like I'm imagining like a wine press, like a great press, 114 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:08,160 but for just with a bunch of ducks in it. 115 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:12,960 You like cook a duck and then you put it into this like medieval torture device 116 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:15,660 that has like a whole bunch of screws and like cranks. 117 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:20,800 And then it crushes and pulverizes the duck into a goo. 118 00:05:21,900 --> 00:05:26,840 And then you I can't I think you cook it somehow more than that, 119 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:28,780 but I don't remember what else gets added to it. 120 00:05:28,780 --> 00:05:30,580 And then you eat that. 121 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:32,780 It's like you. You had me at goo. 122 00:05:32,780 --> 00:05:36,280 So it's like a shittier panini press. 123 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:37,480 God, 124 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:39,520 the press is already. 125 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:42,180 Yeah. But what if you could 126 00:05:42,180 --> 00:05:44,700 liquefy your panini and eat it that way? 127 00:05:44,700 --> 00:05:47,300 That be that might be an upgrade, honestly, to a panini. 128 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:49,800 That's just like how many of us have owned a panini press? 129 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:51,500 I've owned a George Foreman. 130 00:05:51,500 --> 00:05:54,800 I mean, if you count a George Foreman grill 131 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:58,040 and then you just put a book on top of it and that's a panini press. 132 00:05:59,780 --> 00:06:00,300 Yeah. 133 00:06:00,300 --> 00:06:05,440 But can Hornback once told me that every like every sandwich should be paninied 134 00:06:05,780 --> 00:06:08,120 a panini press makes every sandwich better. 135 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:10,020 And like the panini is the ultimate sandwich. 136 00:06:10,020 --> 00:06:10,920 I'm like, do you have a panini press? 137 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:12,060 I'm like, and he said yes. 138 00:06:12,060 --> 00:06:13,320 And I'm like, how many times have you used it? 139 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:16,960 He's like once I'm like, that's everyone who's ever owned a panini press. 140 00:06:17,860 --> 00:06:19,300 Yeah. I mean, I think you could make a case 141 00:06:19,300 --> 00:06:23,240 that like a toasted sandwich is potentially superior. 142 00:06:23,840 --> 00:06:24,740 OK, hold on. 143 00:06:24,740 --> 00:06:28,740 I want to say that Hornback using a kitchen appliance 144 00:06:28,740 --> 00:06:31,940 even once validates his existence. 145 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:34,480 Nothing validates his existence. 146 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:36,780 Not his the panini press. Sorry. 147 00:06:36,780 --> 00:06:38,720 The panini press. Yeah. 148 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:41,680 Was it this podcast or just a general 149 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:44,780 chicanery when we came up with the panini press? 150 00:06:44,780 --> 00:06:45,860 That seems like an orc. 151 00:06:45,860 --> 00:06:46,920 It was not. 152 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:49,920 It was not this podcast, but it does seem like an orc. 153 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:53,060 It's to get the ridges. 154 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:58,140 So on this podcast, we talk about Nicolas Cage movies. 155 00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:01,740 Obviously, we started with a bracket of 64 films, 156 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:05,180 narrowed it down to 32, then the slicks teen. 157 00:07:05,940 --> 00:07:07,780 Now we're in the master eight. 158 00:07:07,780 --> 00:07:09,840 But you got to say it faster. The master eight. 159 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:12,080 I don't get it. 160 00:07:12,820 --> 00:07:14,120 The waiter does. 161 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:16,360 Ah, there we go. 162 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:18,860 This week, we are discussing Pig V. 163 00:07:18,860 --> 00:07:22,160 Joe, two movies that have three letters in the name. 164 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:24,560 And Beards. 165 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:27,060 He's got a he's got a sidekick. 166 00:07:27,060 --> 00:07:28,200 He does have a sidekick in both. 167 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:30,540 It is kind of like a buddy movie in both cases. 168 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:33,340 And they both start star Nicolas Cage. 169 00:07:33,340 --> 00:07:36,000 You know, it's kind of sad that I immediately just 170 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,340 I didn't think of a mirror. 171 00:07:37,340 --> 00:07:40,300 I thought you were referring to handpan 172 00:07:40,300 --> 00:07:42,200 as his kid sidekick. 173 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:44,780 You know, that kid who was in the movie for one scene. 174 00:07:44,780 --> 00:07:47,440 I do love handpan. 175 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:48,840 What's a persimmon? 176 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:51,640 You fucking dumb kid. 177 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:52,320 Yeah. 178 00:07:53,020 --> 00:07:56,280 Parents don't teach you anything anymore. 179 00:07:56,280 --> 00:08:00,920 I still maintain that kid's going to wind up on a fucking bill card in one day. 180 00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:05,260 Yeah, I mean, the total lack of stranger danger is pretty troubling. 181 00:08:05,260 --> 00:08:06,720 Yeah. Yeah. 182 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:11,260 I mean, if a dude's in your backyard, he must be OK to talk to, though, 183 00:08:11,900 --> 00:08:14,000 because why else would he be in your backyard? 184 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:18,380 I come across my fair share of unhoused people in the city, and 185 00:08:18,900 --> 00:08:21,000 generally, they've all been quite polite. 186 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,300 There's only been one guy. 187 00:08:22,300 --> 00:08:23,740 There's only been one guy. 188 00:08:23,740 --> 00:08:25,180 He came in hot. 189 00:08:25,180 --> 00:08:28,920 I got to a bar after a dinner thing, and pretty much as soon as I got in there, 190 00:08:29,740 --> 00:08:33,580 the bar backslash bouncer just like ran into the bar, 191 00:08:33,580 --> 00:08:36,520 like a lock in it behind him and like this other guy just like him 192 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:40,060 and like just slammed his hand against the glass and was like holding a 193 00:08:40,060 --> 00:08:42,120 Where's Waldo book up to it? 194 00:08:43,100 --> 00:08:45,660 Because he was excited about finding Waldo. 195 00:08:45,660 --> 00:08:47,700 I don't know. We were told the guy has a knife. 196 00:08:47,700 --> 00:08:50,200 He likes to show it to people and they're like, we're just not dealing with it 197 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:53,980 tonight. We're all like, they're not fair at all. 198 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,680 Yeah, I think that's a reasonable choice. 199 00:08:55,680 --> 00:09:00,080 I want to see the knife, but I really I want to see if they found Waldo. 200 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:05,380 Oh, it's just that dickhead who circles Waldo and Sharpie on every page. 201 00:09:06,120 --> 00:09:08,120 That shit bugs me. 202 00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:10,120 Do it at the dentist's office. 203 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:11,420 Like, here you go, fuckers. 204 00:09:11,420 --> 00:09:14,060 Yeah, we all we all know that Nick was more of an odd lot. 205 00:09:14,060 --> 00:09:15,700 I do love odd law. 206 00:09:15,700 --> 00:09:18,100 I also love finding the wizard. 207 00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:19,640 What was the dog's name? 208 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:22,600 Wall dog dog. 209 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:24,300 Wait, say yours again, Sean. 210 00:09:24,300 --> 00:09:25,300 Dog down. 211 00:09:25,300 --> 00:09:26,940 I don't think that's a good word. 212 00:09:26,940 --> 00:09:30,840 Yeah, obviously, it's a dill dog. 213 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:35,080 Now you're thinking of the dog from Dilbert. 214 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:38,380 Wolf, his name was Wolf. 215 00:09:38,380 --> 00:09:39,960 That doesn't follow convention. 216 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:42,180 Dill dog. It does not. 217 00:09:42,180 --> 00:09:43,620 What was Lady Waldo? 218 00:09:43,620 --> 00:09:46,660 Wenda. Yeah, that's rough. 219 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:50,100 I'm pretty sure Waldo and Wenda are the same person. 220 00:09:50,100 --> 00:09:52,560 Waldo does have kind of an its pat sort of vibe. 221 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:55,600 Yeah, I'm looking at I'm looking at a side by side right now. 222 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:58,800 I mean, I'm the last person that can, you know, 223 00:09:58,900 --> 00:10:01,200 fucking throw stones in this in regards to this. 224 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,800 Yeah, for real. 225 00:10:03,180 --> 00:10:05,380 I think I found our next Halloween costume group. 226 00:10:05,380 --> 00:10:05,940 Halloween costume. 227 00:10:05,940 --> 00:10:09,240 Make it a solo costume and just keep leaving the room and changing. 228 00:10:09,980 --> 00:10:13,260 It always bugs me when large groups of people all dress up as Waldo 229 00:10:13,260 --> 00:10:14,720 to go out on Halloween. 230 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:17,400 No, you all dress up as almost Waldo. 231 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:20,900 You have one person dressed fully as Waldo. 232 00:10:21,260 --> 00:10:23,460 But everybody wants to be Waldo, then 233 00:10:23,460 --> 00:10:26,060 only one person gets to be Waldo, then. 234 00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:27,440 Yeah, that's the bit. 235 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:29,800 Well, I don't think I want to do this costume with you. 236 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:33,440 All right. Let's just all go as a hornback. 237 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:35,380 I do want to do that costume. 238 00:10:35,380 --> 00:10:37,440 I want to be two hornbacks in a horse costume. 239 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:39,880 We have to both show up as horse butts. 240 00:10:41,220 --> 00:10:42,180 Yes. 241 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:44,080 I love this movie. 242 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:46,320 I absolutely adore this movie. 243 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:48,660 Still, to this day, 244 00:10:48,660 --> 00:10:51,520 I don't I don't have much else to say about it other than it's great. 245 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:53,580 It continues to be great. 246 00:10:53,580 --> 00:10:56,180 Yeah. One of these days, I want to try. 247 00:10:56,180 --> 00:11:00,920 I mean, this doesn't have to be anything, but I just want to make the food from pig. 248 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:03,800 Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's a great idea. 249 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:06,620 If it makes it to the the final two, 250 00:11:06,620 --> 00:11:09,800 we should have that be served at the movie theater. Sure. 251 00:11:09,900 --> 00:11:13,760 But only one item, Amir's disappointing French toast. 252 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:16,240 It's like, sorry, I don't cook much. 253 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:18,100 Yeah, exactly. 254 00:11:18,980 --> 00:11:21,080 Set off the set off the smoke detector. 255 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:22,280 I was just going to bring one. 256 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:24,180 I'll take a baguette. 257 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:25,740 Yeah, actually. 258 00:11:25,740 --> 00:11:29,420 So the journey of pig, it first went up against left behind. 259 00:11:29,420 --> 00:11:31,120 Left behind. 260 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:34,380 Maybe we got that one wrong. 261 00:11:34,380 --> 00:11:36,760 No, we did not. 262 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:39,460 That movie is so terrible. 263 00:11:39,460 --> 00:11:42,060 I was thinking about that because I was re listening to the episode. 264 00:11:42,060 --> 00:11:44,360 And the only thing that was funny about that was that 265 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:46,860 Nick got to make a lot of left behind jokes. 266 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:49,800 And she was left behind. 267 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:52,500 Oh, yeah, that that never gets old. 268 00:11:53,820 --> 00:11:58,160 I, you know, honestly, I like thinking back on left behind, 269 00:11:58,160 --> 00:12:02,700 like all the weird piles of clothes and like the way she like 270 00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:07,200 took her brother's clothes and backpack and was like carrying it around. 271 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:09,820 Like it was going to rehydrate into him or some shit. 272 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:15,020 Yeah. And like all the clothes, like falling out of the sky 273 00:12:15,020 --> 00:12:18,660 in the mall or whatever, like as if everybody was like, 274 00:12:18,660 --> 00:12:20,260 Oh, I'm getting raptured. 275 00:12:20,260 --> 00:12:24,320 Now is the time for me to jump off this like sky bridge 276 00:12:25,020 --> 00:12:26,660 and like, Oh, pants. 277 00:12:26,660 --> 00:12:27,760 Woohoo. 278 00:12:28,860 --> 00:12:31,400 It's raining pants. 279 00:12:32,340 --> 00:12:34,940 I just think it's the parents who really didn't like those kids. 280 00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:37,540 And all of a sudden, these kids are gone and they're celebrating. 281 00:12:37,540 --> 00:12:38,700 They're just like, yes. 282 00:12:38,700 --> 00:12:40,380 They chuck the stuff in the. 283 00:12:40,380 --> 00:12:43,580 Yeah. Fuck your pants, dad. 284 00:12:43,580 --> 00:12:46,140 I'm just thinking about how 285 00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:50,080 detrimental actual Christians 286 00:12:50,380 --> 00:12:54,480 who aren't assholes that would actually get raptured. 287 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:56,960 And I don't think it's as many as Thanos's snap would take out. 288 00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:58,580 I don't think the economy will. 289 00:12:58,580 --> 00:13:02,360 It's definitely not 50 percent of the world, so. 290 00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:07,320 Yeah, that's a pretty high. 291 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:10,560 Plus, his snap was universal. 292 00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:13,540 Yeah, but we're America. 293 00:13:13,540 --> 00:13:13,840 We don't care about that. 294 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:14,740 America first. 295 00:13:14,740 --> 00:13:16,100 We always get raptured. 296 00:13:16,100 --> 00:13:19,780 What if God had it wrong 297 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:23,880 or like had a speech impediment and instead of rapturing everybody, 298 00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:27,580 he raptured everybody and we all got turned into raptors. 299 00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:31,220 This is a Chuck Tingle situation. 300 00:13:31,220 --> 00:13:35,320 I am 100 percent here for that religion. 301 00:13:35,660 --> 00:13:37,920 We've just you have just invented a new religion. 302 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:42,200 Guys, Chuck Tingle is going to be at Emerald City Comic Con this year. 303 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:46,840 So if you need to like go meet Chuck Tingle. 304 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:49,980 That's the time to do it. 305 00:13:49,980 --> 00:13:52,400 Love is real. 306 00:13:53,340 --> 00:13:55,080 That's what he says. 307 00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:59,520 I think I've only listened to his podcast once or twice. 308 00:13:59,780 --> 00:14:02,420 It's pretty hilarious. 309 00:14:02,420 --> 00:14:04,860 So let's see, what is your favorite meal from Pig? 310 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:08,520 Maybe the shitty takeout food that he gives to Edgar. 311 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:10,980 I don't know that. 312 00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:13,560 What was that thing he made that in the first one? 313 00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:16,020 The result of the rustic tart. 314 00:14:16,260 --> 00:14:16,920 It does look pretty good. 315 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:18,800 Yeah, that looks that looks pretty good. 316 00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:20,060 I want that. 317 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:24,040 Yeah, I don't want to have to like live in a dirty cabin to make it. 318 00:14:24,260 --> 00:14:26,400 Like if I can just make them at home, that'd be great. 319 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:27,180 Wouldn't be rustic. 320 00:14:27,180 --> 00:14:30,240 I mean, you could just start a fire in your courtyard and cook it out there. 321 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:35,180 You do have to have hands washed only loosely in a river. 322 00:14:35,180 --> 00:14:38,220 Soaps overrated. 323 00:14:39,220 --> 00:14:40,620 That's all the friction. 324 00:14:40,620 --> 00:14:41,720 I have an immune system. 325 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:42,680 Get that waiter over here. 326 00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:44,380 What's it good for if I'm not putting it to work every once in a while? 327 00:14:44,380 --> 00:14:46,080 Need me some friction. 328 00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:48,160 Yeah. You need that. 329 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:50,420 That farmer friend. 330 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:53,960 Yeah, those callous hands will just blast the dirt right off. 331 00:14:55,660 --> 00:14:58,000 I need your help starting a fire. 332 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,540 Yeah, just rub this stick between your palms. 333 00:15:02,740 --> 00:15:05,140 Oh, yeah, I just. 334 00:15:05,140 --> 00:15:08,580 One of those until just sparks. 335 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:12,320 Let's see. 336 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:17,560 So it one of the things left behind the frozen ground and eight millimeters. 337 00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:19,660 Frozen ground. 338 00:15:19,660 --> 00:15:20,360 Rest in ground is. 339 00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:22,660 Yeah, that wasn't too bad for like 340 00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:26,300 just a Nicolas Cage, quote unquote, thriller or whatever. 341 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:31,940 Like in retrospect, it's like maybe a C plus as a film goes. 342 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:32,960 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 343 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:37,180 But in terms of things that got eliminated, it wasn't that bad. 344 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:39,940 No, it was pretty decent overall. 345 00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:42,280 And I mean, it did have 50 Cent in the wig, which is. 346 00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:43,380 Oh, hell yeah. 347 00:15:43,380 --> 00:15:45,020 I forgot about that. 348 00:15:45,020 --> 00:15:47,820 I mean, eight millimeter really. 349 00:15:47,820 --> 00:15:51,680 I mean, we talked about this got by as far as it did because of its matchups. 350 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:55,160 Not that it doesn't deserve to be remembered fondly, but. 351 00:15:55,860 --> 00:16:00,000 Yeah, I actually it kind of has grown on me in retrospect to like 352 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,660 I think you guys liked it more than I did. 353 00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:04,840 And I've thought about that movie more than I thought that I would. 354 00:16:05,860 --> 00:16:10,040 Yeah, it's a I, you know, I still enjoy eight millimeter. 355 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:12,880 It's one that I would rewatch. 356 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,920 In the right mood, but 357 00:16:17,580 --> 00:16:20,720 which I don't know what the mood is for watching. 358 00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:22,760 You got to be in a Dino Dino velvet. 359 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:25,620 Yeah, I got to want to hear like a lot of background, 360 00:16:25,620 --> 00:16:28,820 a effects twin and whatnot. 361 00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:33,560 I mean, so what's interesting to me is like Pig, obviously, is a very good movie. 362 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,000 It's well regarded by everybody. 363 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,460 It's very well regarded by us. 364 00:16:36,460 --> 00:16:40,480 It wasn't like a surprise necessarily, even though I think it's a surprise 365 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:42,700 that we loved it as much as we did. 366 00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:44,640 And that sort of grew over time. 367 00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:48,540 I think that its path to this point has been kind of easy. 368 00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:50,320 Yeah, but. 369 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:53,860 It's also good, so clearly it deserved. 370 00:16:53,860 --> 00:16:57,080 It was what, like a one seed for us. 371 00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:58,080 Yeah. Yeah. 372 00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:01,740 So it's the only one seed left in the race. 373 00:17:02,620 --> 00:17:04,420 Yeah, correct. Yeah. 374 00:17:04,420 --> 00:17:10,060 It hasn't had any challenges up until theoretically this week. 375 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:12,560 Yeah. 376 00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:15,400 Joe. Yeah, Joe was much more hard fought to get here 377 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:18,500 because Joe went up against some like good things. 378 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:20,200 Joe's path was tough. 379 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:23,540 I mean, I'm biased because I thought Zanderle was. 380 00:17:23,540 --> 00:17:25,540 I love Zanderle. 381 00:17:25,540 --> 00:17:29,040 Not saying Zanderle isn't great. 382 00:17:30,180 --> 00:17:31,480 Didn't deserve to go forward. 383 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:33,040 No, it didn't deserve to go forward over. 384 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:36,620 Joe. There's no world where Zanderle comes out, came out of this on top. 385 00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:38,960 Yeah. Just like in that movie. 386 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:40,960 I don't think Zanderle was a top at all. 387 00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:43,660 But remember Steve Buscemi? Yeah. 388 00:17:43,660 --> 00:17:44,460 And then. 389 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:47,000 I forgot. I forgot. 390 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,760 I was forgetting that movie. 391 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:51,540 Kind of like in Conair. Boo. 392 00:17:51,540 --> 00:17:56,080 I can't make a make an argument for him in Zanderle. 393 00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:58,560 I think he's just in it for some reason. 394 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:02,160 Yeah, he's just like a guy on a work crew. 395 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:03,160 Pretty much right. 396 00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:05,200 No, he's on like work release or something. 397 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,460 And then he runs away. 398 00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:07,960 Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. 399 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:10,160 Steals the TV. 400 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:11,160 Yeah. 401 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:12,160 Maybe it's Garland Green. 402 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,600 Maybe it's Garland Green. 403 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:19,140 So yeah, Zanderle and then it went up against bringing out the dead. 404 00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:20,140 And then. 405 00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:21,640 Great movie. Yeah, totally. 406 00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:22,640 And then leaving Las Vegas. 407 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:23,640 Also great movie. 408 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:28,080 Also a movie that you have to be in a really specific mindset to watch. 409 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:31,960 Yeah, I mean, I stand by the decision to have Joe go over that one. 410 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:35,560 I think it's a great movie in general, but mostly because of the performance. 411 00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:38,460 You know, like I just don't want to watch that movie ever again. 412 00:18:38,460 --> 00:18:41,460 Oh, my God. If I never have to hear Sting 413 00:18:42,460 --> 00:18:45,460 start that damn song and never finish it. 414 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,460 That is sort of his M.O. 415 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,460 Oh, man. 416 00:18:50,460 --> 00:18:52,440 Never stop, never stopping. 417 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:54,940 Fucking sting with his non-complete agreements. 418 00:18:58,940 --> 00:19:00,440 Yeah. How was watching Joe? 419 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:01,940 How was watching Joe again this time? 420 00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:04,440 I really liked it. Like I said, oh, I did notice. 421 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:10,920 Did did you guys ever acknowledge how fucking short that other cop is in the background? 422 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:17,420 Like when Earl is releasing Joe and Sting, 423 00:19:17,420 --> 00:19:22,700 and then there was a cop bringing in another guy, he's like five foot flat. 424 00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:24,940 Like this guy is fucking small. 425 00:19:24,940 --> 00:19:30,400 Oh, man. Now I want to watch like kind of in the scene. 426 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:33,280 And then you see him in the background, like booking somebody 427 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,580 and he looks like a bald child. 428 00:19:37,580 --> 00:19:40,720 Holy shit, that guy is really short. 429 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:45,420 He's like the guy he's escorting is like three feet taller than him. 430 00:19:45,420 --> 00:19:49,060 Oh, dip. Yeah. 431 00:19:51,060 --> 00:19:53,160 Yeah, that guy is tiny. 432 00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:55,400 I mean, what was the director on Joe again? 433 00:19:56,340 --> 00:19:57,900 David Gordon Green. 434 00:19:57,900 --> 00:20:02,100 I mean, he does have that thing for just like extras, just being, you know. 435 00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:04,980 Oh, yeah. 436 00:20:05,780 --> 00:20:06,720 It's pretty interesting. 437 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:07,920 I really like that about him. 438 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:10,220 And I mean, I think things have changed because now he's like directing 439 00:20:10,220 --> 00:20:13,460 the Halloween series and stuff like that, which is sort of strange. 440 00:20:13,460 --> 00:20:17,960 But his original like take was basically like 441 00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:22,100 slices of Americana and real life people and sort of like 442 00:20:22,900 --> 00:20:24,960 the normal version of David Lynch. 443 00:20:26,340 --> 00:20:28,340 How big is his head? 444 00:20:28,340 --> 00:20:31,740 Not that big. Oh. 445 00:20:31,740 --> 00:20:35,100 I mean, the thing that always stands out 446 00:20:35,780 --> 00:20:39,540 in this movie to me is just the physicality of Nicholas Cage in this film. 447 00:20:39,540 --> 00:20:41,680 He is a fucking brick shithouse. 448 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:43,960 He looks natural at that size. 449 00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:45,820 Yeah, I agree. 450 00:20:45,820 --> 00:20:48,300 I remember the point I was going to make earlier that I completely forgot. 451 00:20:48,300 --> 00:20:49,200 It's just like. 452 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:53,160 There's always that like view of like Nicholas Cage is this crazy guy, 453 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:54,560 which, you know, fucking he is. 454 00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:58,600 But like, I feel like in this is in like the serious category 455 00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:02,840 that we've set him up in specifically is where I don't know if it's the directors. 456 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:06,020 I don't know if it's just the roles he's picked for these. 457 00:21:06,020 --> 00:21:10,780 But like, there's so much more of a commitment to so many of these characters. 458 00:21:10,780 --> 00:21:14,520 And like, you really see the character actor work in like these 459 00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:18,160 and this category of the bracket. 460 00:21:19,460 --> 00:21:21,600 In a way that I don't feel like you see. 461 00:21:22,460 --> 00:21:23,800 Outside of like maybe a weatherman. 462 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:26,800 Certainly in the movies we've chosen to move forward, 463 00:21:27,460 --> 00:21:31,900 I would not say he committed much to left behind. 464 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:37,280 You could say that his performance was left behind. 465 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:39,820 Left behind those reach. 466 00:21:39,820 --> 00:21:41,160 And I'm sorry. 467 00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:44,020 It was it's OK. 468 00:21:44,020 --> 00:21:45,520 Are you me? 469 00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:46,820 Welcome back to Cage match. 470 00:21:46,820 --> 00:21:48,200 Colin, round about with. 471 00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:49,200 This cage. 472 00:21:49,700 --> 00:21:53,000 You know, I mean, but then, you know, he's also been in like 473 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:56,500 Captain Correlli's Mandolin, which he committed to. 474 00:21:56,500 --> 00:22:02,380 Sure, but that was kind of a goofy or film or a goofier role in that film. 475 00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:05,980 I don't miss that movie. 476 00:22:05,980 --> 00:22:09,360 I don't know that it's going to make a natural appearance in my life, but 477 00:22:10,980 --> 00:22:12,760 it was fine. 478 00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:15,060 Maybe a C minus. 479 00:22:15,060 --> 00:22:19,060 I know I feel like for when we do the the double feature finale, 480 00:22:19,060 --> 00:22:22,660 we need to just go like find a loose bargain bin of DVDs 481 00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:25,000 and just put one under every seat. 482 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,160 Just a grab bag of miscellaneous. 483 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:29,500 Nick Cage DVDs. 484 00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:31,240 I said we just lock the doors 485 00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:34,340 and make everyone watch Captain Correlli's Mandolin so they can suffer like we did. 486 00:22:34,340 --> 00:22:38,180 OK, that's an interesting question that we're going to sidebar on. 487 00:22:38,340 --> 00:22:40,980 What movie other than Captain Correlli's? 488 00:22:40,980 --> 00:22:44,640 What two movies would you force everyone to watch that suck? 489 00:22:47,380 --> 00:22:49,720 You just say 100 percent you get so. 490 00:22:51,820 --> 00:22:55,460 It's a doublehead doubleheader of jujitsu twice and then jujitsu twice. 491 00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:00,860 I don't Captain Correlli's. 492 00:23:00,860 --> 00:23:02,840 It's got it's got charming moments. 493 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:05,500 It's got the beach scene. 494 00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:08,000 It's got like it's got fun little moments. 495 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:12,880 It's got him like not playing the mandolin for an extended period of time 496 00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:15,980 because he has to wait for the like the horn section. 497 00:23:18,580 --> 00:23:20,620 Boy, I know I would throw Primal in there. 498 00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:24,820 Boy, I want to say 499 00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:28,520 army of one would come back. 500 00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:31,460 Yeah, I mean, my pick is definitely Prisoners of the Ghosts land. 501 00:23:31,460 --> 00:23:35,000 Yeah, Gavanna Gavanna. 502 00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:40,080 I I will always be ready for that. 503 00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:44,420 I am so ready to show that I've after doing this for like 504 00:23:45,140 --> 00:23:48,920 two more years, I am ready to like just go back to that. 505 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:52,720 I think another one that I would put into the conversation 506 00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:55,760 just because it still makes me laugh so much now is next. 507 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,060 It's like that movie sucks. 508 00:23:58,060 --> 00:24:01,960 It's so bad, but like it is pretty fun and fun. 509 00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:04,760 It's the most exploding Jessica Alba's of any film, 510 00:24:05,500 --> 00:24:07,940 which is zero of those Beals. 511 00:24:07,940 --> 00:24:09,300 Yeah. Oh, yes. 512 00:24:09,300 --> 00:24:12,380 You know, I would be excited for some drive angry also 513 00:24:13,940 --> 00:24:16,680 that that scene of him like, yeah, 514 00:24:17,620 --> 00:24:20,520 getting laid and drinking 515 00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:25,420 and then getting into a gunfight while still getting laid was just too good. 516 00:24:25,420 --> 00:24:26,400 I mean, 517 00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:29,800 all right. So let's see, Joe. 518 00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:33,420 My favorite scene still has got to be the the. 519 00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:37,260 I mean, it's just so funny and it's so stupid 520 00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:41,280 and I hadn't remembered until re listening to the podcast 521 00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:44,600 that when they go and talk to that lady about the dog, 522 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:46,680 they're both just making the cool face. 523 00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:49,420 And I'm like, also very drunk. 524 00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:52,520 It's like that is so funny to me. 525 00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:54,420 Just like, what did that lady think? 526 00:24:54,420 --> 00:24:56,620 It's a dog that looks like a cow. 527 00:24:56,620 --> 00:24:58,620 Well, lots of dogs can look like cows. 528 00:25:03,260 --> 00:25:05,820 I just love how 529 00:25:05,820 --> 00:25:08,260 Joe is just hitting on that lady, too. 530 00:25:08,860 --> 00:25:11,540 So I go call me sometime. 531 00:25:11,540 --> 00:25:12,540 Oh, yeah. 532 00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:15,300 They're going to write my number on this beer can. 533 00:25:15,300 --> 00:25:18,900 This is a drunk adolescent wanders around in your front yard. 534 00:25:22,180 --> 00:25:24,180 Don't worry about it. He's cool. 535 00:25:24,180 --> 00:25:27,220 And then she's like, ask scary if he's 536 00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:30,120 if he's driving 537 00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:32,380 because clearly Joe was too drunk. 538 00:25:36,020 --> 00:25:37,320 It is really good. 539 00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:38,700 This movie is really good. 540 00:25:38,700 --> 00:25:41,200 The chemistry between 541 00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:44,100 Ty Sheridan and Nicholas Cage is terrific. 542 00:25:45,260 --> 00:25:47,140 Yeah, I mean, I think that's really what it hinges on. 543 00:25:47,140 --> 00:25:51,400 Right. Like if you had a crappier teenage actor 544 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:56,040 or a not Nick Cage in this role, I just don't think it plays the same. 545 00:25:56,940 --> 00:26:00,620 I was I was coming into this kind of ready to be like, I don't like 546 00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:03,520 Nick Cage is great in this, 547 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:06,820 but I was kind of ready to come into this just with 548 00:26:07,220 --> 00:26:12,060 I don't know that this movie necessarily hinges on it being the cage, 549 00:26:12,220 --> 00:26:14,600 but I just have like IMDb open up right now. 550 00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:17,200 And I'm just watching like little vignettes of 551 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:20,900 Joe just out of the corner of my eye and just 552 00:26:22,260 --> 00:26:25,840 every look, every just little like every little just Nick Cage, 553 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:27,140 just Nick Cage smoking a cigarette. 554 00:26:27,140 --> 00:26:29,400 And I'm like, no, it has that it has to be that face. 555 00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:31,980 It has to be that fucking guy. 556 00:26:31,980 --> 00:26:34,240 I don't think that people really. 557 00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:38,920 Understand it and appreciate. 558 00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:41,820 How good of a physical actor he is. 559 00:26:41,820 --> 00:26:44,380 It's only something I'm coming to really kind of appreciate 560 00:26:44,380 --> 00:26:49,220 several hundreds of hours into this experiment. Yeah. 561 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:55,200 Yeah. His Nicholas Cage's physical performances are terrific. 562 00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,060 I think that's I mean, 563 00:26:57,060 --> 00:27:01,800 that's kind of like what his whole deal hinges on, like all of his freak outs, 564 00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:05,480 like their big physical things 565 00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:09,480 that tie into the emotional experience that he's providing. 566 00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:14,220 But his physicality is just on point. 567 00:27:15,580 --> 00:27:18,020 And everything from like. 568 00:27:18,020 --> 00:27:21,020 Yeah. On in 60 seconds. 569 00:27:21,020 --> 00:27:22,360 Let's ride. 570 00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:26,200 To the fucking 571 00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:29,840 ghost rider. 572 00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:32,660 But I mean, even beyond just like the like the Meeble below is 573 00:27:32,660 --> 00:27:35,240 I'm just looking at the cover of Joe and just like, yeah, 574 00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:38,540 the way he just holds his body, just like 575 00:27:38,540 --> 00:27:40,200 it's so good. 576 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:44,740 It's like so many minor things that like the shadow of 577 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:48,380 Nick Cage, the crazy man, I feel like really 578 00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:53,480 covers up like for most people how good he really is at his job. 579 00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:54,420 Yeah. 580 00:27:55,620 --> 00:27:57,780 Let's see any other new thoughts on Joe 581 00:27:57,780 --> 00:28:01,920 from either listening back to us or from watching it a fresh time. 582 00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:05,420 I'm still not. 583 00:28:05,420 --> 00:28:08,360 And this is just a personal like. 584 00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:09,000 Personal gripe. 585 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,900 I'm still not really sold on just like 586 00:28:11,900 --> 00:28:14,340 getting a bunch of not actors to ad lib a bunch of lines. 587 00:28:14,340 --> 00:28:16,340 Oh yeah, like the workers and stuff. 588 00:28:16,340 --> 00:28:19,400 A lot of the like talk around Joe and just the Joe. 589 00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:22,840 Yeah, just Joe like them saying Joe for every other word. 590 00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:23,780 I'm just like. 591 00:28:23,780 --> 00:28:26,920 Yeah. And that's certainly far more 592 00:28:27,580 --> 00:28:29,680 evident when you've got subtitles on 593 00:28:31,460 --> 00:28:35,360 because when it's just background pattern, it's whatever. 594 00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:37,420 They do say his name a lot. 595 00:28:37,420 --> 00:28:40,520 But I some of it I enjoy because, 596 00:28:41,300 --> 00:28:43,600 well, I've worked with people just like them. 597 00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:49,040 And so like the whole Slim Jim and Salami conversation. 598 00:28:49,300 --> 00:28:51,140 Yeah, that gets me. 599 00:28:51,140 --> 00:28:52,840 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 600 00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:55,680 Yeah. Some really funny, good ad lib stuff from that. 601 00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:58,540 Yeah. And I know like I know it's all meant to like 602 00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:02,940 show a bit like a much more kind of like real feeling 603 00:29:02,940 --> 00:29:04,880 and down to earth thing. 604 00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:08,020 But I can, you know, suspend disbelief. 605 00:29:08,020 --> 00:29:12,400 So it just like it just distracts me from other things. 606 00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:14,400 And again, that's a personal gripe and. 607 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:17,560 Toned it down and cleaned up art a little bit of it. 608 00:29:18,460 --> 00:29:21,300 Just made it more background, 609 00:29:21,300 --> 00:29:24,800 but didn't have to be so direct. Yeah. 610 00:29:26,140 --> 00:29:27,640 Yeah, I think the only other thing about this movie 611 00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:31,220 that I like probably would change or reduce or adjust a little bit 612 00:29:31,220 --> 00:29:34,620 is his relationship with that woman who comes and stays with him 613 00:29:34,620 --> 00:29:38,180 for a period of time, like doesn't do enough for me. 614 00:29:38,180 --> 00:29:41,660 Yeah. And then she's just sort of gone. 615 00:29:41,660 --> 00:29:45,060 I still yeah, I mean, I think that just goes to show like 616 00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:48,000 this is just who he is to a lot of people. For sure. 617 00:29:48,260 --> 00:29:51,900 Even Tye Sheridan, he's just like he's just the one guy 618 00:29:51,900 --> 00:29:55,540 who kind of has his shit together, who feels responsible for it. 619 00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:59,780 It seems like the only person he like, aside from Gary, 620 00:29:59,780 --> 00:30:04,840 the only person he ever had any kind of like desire 621 00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:07,580 to be around was Merle. 622 00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:13,520 So just in regards to like getting here and just these kind of being 623 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:18,560 the culmination of like what we've determined are his like serious films. 624 00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:24,100 I think in regards to like what comedy wound up being, you know, 625 00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:28,360 there's a he said a lot of those probably could have worked their way in here. 626 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:31,560 I don't know. Both these movies are so good for just. 627 00:30:32,620 --> 00:30:35,060 His gravitas. 628 00:30:35,060 --> 00:30:36,700 Like I said earlier, I don't know if it's the director 629 00:30:36,700 --> 00:30:39,140 or just how much he cares about like these roles 630 00:30:39,140 --> 00:30:41,940 that just bring out these performances. 631 00:30:41,940 --> 00:30:44,200 I like I thought about 632 00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:46,640 the interview where he talks about doing Spider-Verse. 633 00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:49,380 Now he kept doing the lines and, you know, the director's like, 634 00:30:49,380 --> 00:30:51,140 give me more, give me more and tell eventually like, 635 00:30:51,140 --> 00:30:53,380 oh, you just want me to go full neck cage. 636 00:30:53,380 --> 00:30:56,580 You're just like, so on, he, you know, he's in on it. 637 00:30:56,580 --> 00:31:02,960 But like when we get those like really zany performances, 638 00:31:03,420 --> 00:31:07,300 it seems maybe at this point in his career, like a little more like. 639 00:31:08,300 --> 00:31:10,260 That's what he's hired to do that. 640 00:31:10,260 --> 00:31:13,160 Yeah. Well, I mean, that was something that came up. 641 00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:17,000 God, I hate having to reference this in G-Force when 642 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,840 he was like, oh, I can be anybody. 643 00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:22,880 I'll be the mole because then I can use a different voice. 644 00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:27,120 And I don't I don't have to just be Nicolas Cage. I can. 645 00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:31,260 I can be. Speckles. Yeah. 646 00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:34,420 Fuck. 647 00:31:34,420 --> 00:31:36,920 Speckles. Yeah. 648 00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:40,360 The nodes. Nudes. 649 00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:46,200 That is also a movie I end up thinking about more than I should. 650 00:31:46,260 --> 00:31:48,100 They fucking cry. 651 00:31:48,100 --> 00:31:50,500 Oh, you know, I was fucking I was in the gym the other day, 652 00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:53,380 and I cannot stop just juggling about the crude. 653 00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:57,740 Fucking the punch monkeys. 654 00:31:57,740 --> 00:31:59,180 Punch monkey scene is great. 655 00:31:59,180 --> 00:32:03,020 I still I love that clip of them just shoveling food into their gobs. 656 00:32:03,580 --> 00:32:05,320 I was thinking about. 657 00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:08,980 I completely forgot that we ever watched that movie. 658 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:12,260 And I know. 659 00:32:12,260 --> 00:32:13,200 I'm always a fucking. 660 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:14,660 I mean, that makes sense. 661 00:32:14,660 --> 00:32:15,460 That's fine. 662 00:32:15,460 --> 00:32:18,460 Just say so much to say that the movie slaps 663 00:32:18,460 --> 00:32:22,260 is an insult to movies that indeed slap. 664 00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:28,300 Well, it slaps and it punches and it kicks. 665 00:32:28,900 --> 00:32:29,380 Well, not. 666 00:32:29,380 --> 00:32:30,340 Probably. 667 00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:34,680 Not as bad as G Force, but. 668 00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:38,180 I'm still surprised, though, with like those like family animated films 669 00:32:38,180 --> 00:32:40,640 that like he still comes hard in the recording booth. 670 00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:45,880 That's a quite a sentence, Sean. 671 00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:50,140 I'm going, oh, you you want a full Nick Cage? 672 00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:52,680 All right. 673 00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:57,460 So did you have other comparative thoughts for Joe and Pig? 674 00:32:57,980 --> 00:33:00,380 They both have. 675 00:33:00,380 --> 00:33:02,560 Food. 676 00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:07,100 They're both depressing, but end up lifting. 677 00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:11,160 I mean, yeah, neither of them end well for Nicholas Cage. 678 00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:15,680 I don't I don't feel like he's come out ahead on either one. 679 00:33:16,500 --> 00:33:17,800 I think he comes out ahead and pay. 680 00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:19,740 He makes a friend. 681 00:33:19,740 --> 00:33:24,040 He has he's kind of like gets to process. 682 00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:26,380 Yeah, he's processing a little bit of his trauma. 683 00:33:26,380 --> 00:33:28,080 Yeah, I mean, he comes out the other side. 684 00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:30,680 OK, so if say. 685 00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:35,020 If Pete died, 686 00:33:35,020 --> 00:33:41,600 but I made another friend who was going to talk and be annoying. 687 00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:44,100 Does that make me come out ahead? 688 00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:51,000 Maybe Pete's the wrong one to if if somebody we all like to died, 689 00:33:52,140 --> 00:33:54,440 but you got to have one other friend. 690 00:33:55,540 --> 00:33:56,540 Yeah. 691 00:33:56,540 --> 00:33:58,980 And then we hot swapped them out. 692 00:33:58,980 --> 00:34:00,420 If Pete died. 693 00:34:00,420 --> 00:34:03,480 Clearly, Pete is the pig in this situation. 694 00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:08,220 I don't think just getting a new friend means he comes out. 695 00:34:10,220 --> 00:34:11,260 He also gets a new pig. 696 00:34:11,260 --> 00:34:12,860 He doesn't get in. 697 00:34:12,860 --> 00:34:14,600 He hasn't gotten a new pig. 698 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:17,300 What isn't that like at the end? 699 00:34:17,300 --> 00:34:19,540 You hear you hear you hear a new pig. 700 00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:25,080 That's a that's a weird thing to say about Bruce Springsteen. 701 00:34:27,580 --> 00:34:29,380 Yeah, I don't think he gets a new pig at the end, 702 00:34:29,380 --> 00:34:31,680 like he might get a pig in the future, but 703 00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:33,920 he never needed the pig. 704 00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:37,920 Like not at the end of the film, but like he does get another pig eventually. 705 00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:41,660 Like they allude to that. 706 00:34:41,660 --> 00:34:44,700 This is like learning about Smalls's fake backstory from Nick. 707 00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:49,940 Yeah, except for Smalls's fake backstory was fucking good. 708 00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:56,300 I think you've. 709 00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:00,140 Found more in it than I did, 710 00:35:00,140 --> 00:35:04,920 because the way I see it is he didn't get his friend back. 711 00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:09,420 He may have gotten a new friend, but this new friend is clearly annoying 712 00:35:10,060 --> 00:35:13,880 and he's going back to the woods to be by himself again. 713 00:35:14,620 --> 00:35:18,420 But he will see a mirror on Thursdays. Yeah. 714 00:35:19,620 --> 00:35:21,360 Yeah, I mean, I'm with John. 715 00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:25,160 I find this movie more on the uplifting side than than Joe. 716 00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:28,340 I mean, like Joe ends because Gary is like, oh, I'm coming out 717 00:35:28,340 --> 00:35:31,380 of the bad side of things and, you know, 718 00:35:31,380 --> 00:35:34,200 life might not be totally shit. 719 00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:39,120 Joe ends, you know, in a sad way, but sort of uplifting way to me. 720 00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:41,680 And I don't know, I just feel optimistic for some reason. 721 00:35:41,720 --> 00:35:46,380 It seems like her pig ends with me feeling more optimistic. 722 00:35:46,780 --> 00:35:50,560 I think I think Peg has has a beautiful and it has just a beautiful, 723 00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:55,700 beautiful story about like loss and just humanity and the people around us 724 00:35:55,700 --> 00:36:00,800 and how we never lose them. I think it's about pig manatee, but that's 725 00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:04,900 again, difference of opinion. 726 00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:10,380 All right. So should we put it to the vote? 727 00:36:10,380 --> 00:36:12,780 I mean, I'm never going to be, you know, I mean, 728 00:36:12,780 --> 00:36:13,940 I'm never going to be unbiased about this. 729 00:36:13,940 --> 00:36:17,720 Pig is my favorite film from this entire like thing we've done. 730 00:36:17,740 --> 00:36:22,220 So it's hard for me to vote against that in this in this context. 731 00:36:22,580 --> 00:36:25,220 And so when it comes down to like, what's a movie? 732 00:36:25,220 --> 00:36:27,560 I'm going to suggest to most people. 733 00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:30,500 It's going to be Pig more often than Joe, 734 00:36:30,500 --> 00:36:34,360 and that I've suggested everyone I've talked to about Nicholas Cage watch pig. 735 00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:37,400 Yeah, pigs got the. 736 00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:41,300 I think the stronger script, the better performance, 737 00:36:43,380 --> 00:36:45,440 better story. 738 00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:50,440 I really like Joe, but everyone likes Joe, except that one guy. 739 00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:54,560 Yeah, but he probably has reason. 740 00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:57,060 He went through a windshield at four in the morning. 741 00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:01,320 Yeah, and give a fuck. 742 00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:04,300 But yeah, you know, I'm all for pig here. 743 00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:06,160 It's it's a terrific film. 744 00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:11,500 I love love watching it, and I would love other people to love watching it. 745 00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:13,700 Next person who watches it. 746 00:37:13,700 --> 00:37:16,580 Tell me if there's a pig noise at the end. 747 00:37:16,580 --> 00:37:18,780 100% is a pig noise at the end. 748 00:37:18,780 --> 00:37:21,780 All right. So so pig is the winner. Shocking. 749 00:37:21,780 --> 00:37:23,020 Yeah, a huge development. 750 00:37:23,020 --> 00:37:25,620 Events is it? 751 00:37:25,620 --> 00:37:26,220 No. 752 00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:31,420 Yeah, so people will be going up against either Wild at Heart or Vampire's Kiss, 753 00:37:31,420 --> 00:37:34,420 which interesting head to head. 754 00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:37,120 Yeah, it's going to start getting weird. 755 00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:39,620 Yeah. I mean, next we're doing the weird movies, but I mean, 756 00:37:39,620 --> 00:37:44,240 just the matchups are getting action versus comedy, serious versus weird. 757 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:48,540 I will say, OK, so going back to my weird like fucking brain fart 758 00:37:48,540 --> 00:37:50,840 earlier in terms of like 759 00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:54,040 Nicolas Cage's physical acting and just the presence he brings to a movie. 760 00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:56,880 I have rethought my take on. 761 00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:01,420 Conair and him not be necessary for that role. 762 00:38:01,420 --> 00:38:05,120 Like, no, it just that that big dumb head needs to be is Cameron Powe. 763 00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:08,820 Yep, there's no other poe. 764 00:38:08,820 --> 00:38:11,200 Now, I'll admit what I'm wrong. 765 00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:12,960 I guess. 766 00:38:14,100 --> 00:38:18,300 This one thing I finally admit the truth. 767 00:38:18,300 --> 00:38:20,740 Not primal, I will never admit that's good. 768 00:38:21,780 --> 00:38:24,080 But you'll admit that it's necessary. 769 00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:25,680 I will watch it again. 770 00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:27,820 I do want to like I do want to watch it with you, Nick, 771 00:38:27,820 --> 00:38:33,660 just because I think watching it alone for this was not the mindset to watch that in. 772 00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:37,320 Well, you're in luck because I bring it with me everywhere I go. 773 00:38:39,660 --> 00:38:40,660 There you go. 774 00:38:40,660 --> 00:38:43,060 Nick is going to be over in 10 minutes. 15. 775 00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:45,600 I'm on the bottom of Portland. 776 00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:46,300 Yeah. 777 00:38:46,300 --> 00:38:50,540 There you go. Well, you can come find us on social media at Cage underscore 778 00:38:50,540 --> 00:38:53,540 match underscore pod or a Patreon at Cage match pod. 779 00:38:54,240 --> 00:38:57,940 Thanks to our sparkle buddies, Josh, Sean, Josie, Rico, Matt, Adam and Bill 780 00:38:58,140 --> 00:39:04,180 and to our cage dancers, Ira, John Freeman, Lance, Nathan and Cameron. 781 00:39:05,180 --> 00:39:06,180 Who? 782 00:39:07,180 --> 00:39:08,280 Not my best. 783 00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:11,020 You can clean it up in post. 784 00:39:13,420 --> 00:39:14,720 I won't. 785 00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:16,980 Pigs have corkscrew penises. 786 00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:19,760 That was ducks. 787 00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:22,160 They do, too. Terrifying. 788 00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:27,760 Yeah. Nature isn't so cool and unique. 789 00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:31,400 Lots of animals have corkscrew penises. 790 00:39:32,900 --> 00:39:36,380 Raccoons have a bone in their wiener. 791 00:39:36,380 --> 00:39:38,300 Oh, the pig manatee. 792 00:39:38,300 --> 00:39:39,040 I think. 793 00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:42,340 Oh, my. 794 00:39:42,340 --> 00:39:45,340 I. 795 00:39:48,740 --> 00:39:53,440 I still think it would be great if Wallace and I did a horse costume 796 00:39:53,580 --> 00:39:56,740 like team dress up 797 00:39:57,220 --> 00:40:00,860 and he could be the the horse's head and I would be the horse's ass, but 798 00:40:01,620 --> 00:40:04,820 he's only a foot tall, so it would be hilarious. 799 00:40:07,700 --> 00:40:09,960 Yeah. Wallace is a dog. 800 00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:13,160 No, I googled 801 00:40:14,700 --> 00:40:16,400 Wenda to see if that was right. 802 00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:19,740 And this is like one of the first images that showed up in the Google. 803 00:40:19,740 --> 00:40:22,500 Video. Look at the thing. 804 00:40:26,100 --> 00:40:29,920 So, dear listener, it is Wenda sitting on the toilet, waving happily. 805 00:40:30,620 --> 00:40:33,820 Oh, good. I'm glad I didn't click on that. 806 00:40:35,780 --> 00:40:36,720 That's lovely. 807 00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:38,280 Yeah, I'm on hotel Wi-Fi. 808 00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:40,260 I don't need them knowing I'm looking at that shit. 809 00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:48,340 I think a rough one that would be like a lock the door 810 00:40:48,340 --> 00:40:50,760 and everyone would have to suffer is dangerous. 811 00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:53,700 Just so boring. 812 00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:57,940 I mean, Zandily. 813 00:40:57,940 --> 00:41:01,140 And it's it's like just in the middle of the most mid. 814 00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:03,780 No, Zandily is a good secret one. 815 00:41:03,780 --> 00:41:06,740 What you don't want to show anybody. 816 00:41:06,740 --> 00:41:08,720 Yes, it's for me only. 817 00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:11,460 That's my precious. 818 00:41:11,460 --> 00:41:13,060 No, back. 819 00:41:13,060 --> 00:41:15,820 Mid is the best way to describe Bangkok dangerous, like 820 00:41:16,260 --> 00:41:17,720 y'all shat on it so much. 821 00:41:17,720 --> 00:41:19,960 And I'm just like, this movie is so. 822 00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:24,040 It is what it is, which is ultimately nothing. 823 00:41:24,060 --> 00:41:25,540 Yeah, like it's not. 824 00:41:25,540 --> 00:41:26,440 That's the problem. 825 00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:29,000 It's not bad and it's not great. 826 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,840 It's just fucking. 827 00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:32,240 It's just nothing. 828 00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:34,840 It's lukewarm tap water. 829 00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:36,740 It's yesterday's tap water.