1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,600 Oh, God. Oh, my God. 2 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:14,840 Well, this certainly was a movie. 3 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:15,840 Yeah, it took me. 4 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:17,180 No preamble, no. 5 00:00:17,180 --> 00:00:17,980 I don't know. 6 00:00:17,980 --> 00:00:21,240 Two or so two or so kills before I figured out like, 7 00:00:21,240 --> 00:00:25,380 oh, this is just why they call it kill chain because there's a chain of kills. 8 00:00:25,380 --> 00:00:26,140 Yeah. Yeah. 9 00:00:26,140 --> 00:00:30,780 And we're just going to watch a bunch of like montages of deaths, basically. 10 00:00:31,520 --> 00:00:35,140 Kind of. And then it stops and then it starts again. Yeah. Yeah. 11 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:40,220 I was a little saddened when we broke away from Nicholas Cage in the beginning. 12 00:00:40,480 --> 00:00:45,080 Me too. I was like, oh, this is a big 40 minute gap with no cage. 13 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:50,440 Yeah. Which is like, but only to re show the same scene from the beginning. 14 00:00:50,780 --> 00:00:53,680 Yeah. That was that was all from a different angle, from a different angle. 15 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:56,880 But so that was only put in there solely to let you know 16 00:00:56,880 --> 00:00:59,080 Nicholas Cage would be in this film eventually. 17 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:02,080 Yeah. And to create like the initial loop. 18 00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:03,560 Yeah, I guess that's true. 19 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:06,080 I do think that it was more cage bait. Yeah. 20 00:01:06,320 --> 00:01:08,520 Yeah. It's like, hey, no, no, he's here. 21 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:09,420 Don't worry. 22 00:01:10,380 --> 00:01:12,360 You don't have to wait until the end of the movie. 23 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:14,160 Well, you've got Nicholas Cage now. Yeah. 24 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:18,420 Oh, now just wait until the end of the movie for the rest of the Nicholas Cage. 25 00:01:19,180 --> 00:01:21,560 So I'm going to wait till the end of the podcast to do the intro. 26 00:01:21,620 --> 00:01:22,820 Good. Yeah, I like that. 27 00:01:22,820 --> 00:01:24,180 Yeah. We'll loop back to it. 28 00:01:24,180 --> 00:01:27,780 Yeah. Obviously, we're talking about Kill Chain from 2019 starring 29 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:31,320 Nicholas Cage and Jason Stackhouse. 30 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:33,720 Yeah, he is in there. Yeah. 31 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:35,620 Also the guy from Just Shoot Me. Yeah. 32 00:01:35,620 --> 00:01:36,620 That guy, too. 33 00:01:37,580 --> 00:01:40,260 And to which I responded to Sean David Spade. 34 00:01:40,620 --> 00:01:43,660 And then I was like, no, the bald guy who in theaters like it was a joke. 35 00:01:43,660 --> 00:01:46,360 I'm like, oh, I was very tired last night. 36 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:49,020 And then I thought I'm like, David Spade, this movie would be great. 37 00:01:49,020 --> 00:01:50,020 Kind of awesome. Right. 38 00:01:50,020 --> 00:01:52,360 Like, I think that's my beef with it is that. 39 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:54,900 It's not David Spade's not it. Yes, that's number one. 40 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:57,540 But no, like I feel like if you're going to play up all these, you know, 41 00:01:57,640 --> 00:02:01,760 the very bad woman, the old sniper, you know, all these character names 42 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:03,840 and everything, it's like, go fucking wild. 43 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:05,760 Yeah. Cast away. Yeah. 44 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:07,740 And then they didn't. 45 00:02:07,740 --> 00:02:11,600 Well, so right when we fired up this movie at home, 46 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:14,040 I had just read an article 47 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:18,700 stating that like the Writers Guild was advising 48 00:02:18,700 --> 00:02:22,320 its members not to work with Millennium films. 49 00:02:22,500 --> 00:02:24,420 And then it's just Millennium films. 50 00:02:24,420 --> 00:02:27,720 And I was like, oh, it's going to be one of those films. Nice. 51 00:02:28,020 --> 00:02:29,420 And it was. Yeah. 52 00:02:29,420 --> 00:02:31,820 I enjoyed the ride. 53 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:33,560 Yeah. Try it. 54 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:34,820 Try and give us a summary. 55 00:02:34,820 --> 00:02:36,620 Whoever wants to take a stab at that. 56 00:02:36,620 --> 00:02:38,120 How about we just go back? We'll ping pong this. 57 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:40,920 What is like each tell it? Go go for a scene. 58 00:02:41,820 --> 00:02:43,820 You're fucking fine. 59 00:02:43,820 --> 00:02:45,560 So it starts off in a hotel. 60 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:47,920 Nick Cage is a hotel keeper. 61 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:49,500 Yeah, he's a clerk. Clerk. 62 00:02:49,500 --> 00:02:51,500 That's the word. He's the owner of a hotel. 63 00:02:51,500 --> 00:02:53,000 So a real piece of shit part of town. 64 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,600 A real shit piece. 65 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:57,000 Shit piece part of part. Wow. 66 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,240 Uh huh. We'll keep that. Yeah. 67 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:02,740 Some gentlemen, no good next come in. 68 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:04,920 And not like me. 69 00:03:04,920 --> 00:03:06,640 I'm a real good Nick. 70 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:13,420 Continue. Take his take Nick Cage's guns and make generally threatening 71 00:03:13,420 --> 00:03:17,060 remarks about him like having stayed in one place too long. 72 00:03:17,060 --> 00:03:22,400 And when he offers to tell them a story, it then hard cuts to 73 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:26,140 an old sniper looking at a rice cookers. 74 00:03:26,140 --> 00:03:27,840 Wow. My brain. 75 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:31,280 Nick, you go, let my brain like buffer. Yeah. 76 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:35,520 Yeah. So we've got sniper looking at rice cookers 77 00:03:35,780 --> 00:03:39,780 and he eventually gets into a situation where it's like, 78 00:03:39,780 --> 00:03:41,580 oh, no, there's a sniper on the other roof. 79 00:03:41,580 --> 00:03:43,080 Like who's sniping who? 80 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:46,820 And so we get through that scene with him getting shot 81 00:03:46,820 --> 00:03:49,000 and laying on the ground. 82 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:53,240 And so it pans over to, I don't know, somebody else 83 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:54,440 who's going to get shot. 84 00:03:54,440 --> 00:04:00,800 And then that leads us backwards even more to this other person who dies. 85 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:05,840 And they just kind of progressively like fold away 86 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:11,820 until like you get back through the origami crane to Nicolas Cage 87 00:04:12,380 --> 00:04:14,260 and this lady. 88 00:04:14,260 --> 00:04:17,520 And like none of the stories like necessarily matter. 89 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:19,120 Yeah. Or really all interlinked. 90 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:21,960 Like, yeah, I mean, the sniper getting shot by the other sniper, 91 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:24,360 then that sniper is in the car with Jason Stackhouse. 92 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:25,300 Yeah. It's killed. 93 00:04:25,300 --> 00:04:29,000 So the sniper who killed the sniper was the older snipers protege. 94 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:32,740 Yeah. Right. But none of that like arrested by comes together so much 95 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:34,840 until like the end does. 96 00:04:34,840 --> 00:04:36,940 But it doesn't make any sense. Yeah. Yeah. 97 00:04:37,300 --> 00:04:39,840 Then there's a lady who's maybe a prostitute. 98 00:04:40,020 --> 00:04:41,780 And then, yeah. 99 00:04:41,780 --> 00:04:44,820 And then maybe her madam is there. Is that it? 100 00:04:44,820 --> 00:04:45,780 Was that the vibe? 101 00:04:45,780 --> 00:04:51,600 I kind of I think or like some crime lord, like her lady was a crime lord. 102 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:53,960 And that was one of the sexiest stabbings I've ever seen. 103 00:04:54,060 --> 00:04:55,360 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 104 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:58,000 I was I was ready to stab a little bit myself. 105 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:01,340 Oh, no. This is my penis. 106 00:05:01,340 --> 00:05:03,000 I got it. Yeah. 107 00:05:04,840 --> 00:05:08,380 Yeah. And then it all boils back down until you get the story of like 108 00:05:08,380 --> 00:05:11,480 why Nicolas Cage is in this. 109 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:15,760 I know. Is this Bolivia? Is this very, very confusing? 110 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:18,260 Because I'm like the sex worker that they were in a school. 111 00:05:18,260 --> 00:05:22,300 So I know that that old sniper brings up as a distraction technique. 112 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:24,100 She was American. 113 00:05:24,100 --> 00:05:25,200 Mm hmm. Yeah. 114 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:30,700 All the characters were pretty definitely not of this nation 115 00:05:30,940 --> 00:05:32,640 because nobody had accents. 116 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:34,180 Yeah. Unimportant. Yeah. 117 00:05:34,180 --> 00:05:36,780 Even though Nick Cage plays a character named Aranya. 118 00:05:36,780 --> 00:05:39,180 Yeah. Yeah. 119 00:05:39,180 --> 00:05:40,140 Yeah. 120 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:43,720 Well, and there's that one extended scene that's in Spanish. 121 00:05:44,280 --> 00:05:46,080 Oh, right. That's your version. 122 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:49,920 And my version, the version I had had a German subtitles for the Spanish. 123 00:05:50,620 --> 00:05:51,860 I was able to follow for the most part. 124 00:05:51,860 --> 00:05:56,160 I like paused it after the second sniper gets shot in the back of the squad car. 125 00:05:56,700 --> 00:05:57,900 And I like text Peter. 126 00:05:57,900 --> 00:06:00,460 I'm like, how much of this is in Spanish? 127 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:04,140 Because I'm following it well enough with what little Spanish I have. 128 00:06:04,140 --> 00:06:07,580 But if there's much more, I should probably like find a version. 129 00:06:07,580 --> 00:06:09,340 A different version. 130 00:06:09,340 --> 00:06:11,740 And then Peter's like, it's on prime. I'm like, OK. Yeah. 131 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:16,080 I have definitely done that before, where I like downloaded a film 132 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:19,460 and just been like, oops, OK, there's no subtitle track to this. 133 00:06:19,460 --> 00:06:21,960 Like the Wolverine. 134 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:24,260 Oh, man. So much of that is in Japanese. 135 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:27,420 And then I just sat there and was like, I don't have subtitle tracks for this. 136 00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:28,920 This is all in Japanese. 137 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:31,000 You get the you get the feeling from it, though. 138 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,640 Yeah. You can. I guess you can translate. Yeah. 139 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:35,940 Japanese Japanese emotion into. 140 00:06:36,180 --> 00:06:38,180 Yeah, it's totally fine motion. 141 00:06:38,180 --> 00:06:40,080 Yes, I mean, definitely translate that. 142 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:46,580 So what it all ultimately comes down to is Nick Cage is on a revenge quest 143 00:06:46,820 --> 00:06:52,500 because his ex partner Franco Franco, not Franco's real name. 144 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:57,140 Franco and him were set to do a drop. 145 00:06:57,140 --> 00:07:00,900 It goes wrong. So like, you know, burn the product, which happened to be like 146 00:07:00,900 --> 00:07:05,620 young girls. Franco adopted one of the girls as like his own. 147 00:07:06,180 --> 00:07:10,720 The snipers were the cleanup crew and killed the rest of the girls at one point. 148 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:15,520 The cops were responsible for Franco's daughter's death. 149 00:07:15,820 --> 00:07:20,720 Franco went to get revenge and he was killed by the female mob boss, the madam. 150 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:23,100 You followed this movie way better than I did. 151 00:07:23,100 --> 00:07:25,440 They sum it up in three minutes at the end. 152 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:29,280 It's not what the only part of it that's complicated is the setup 153 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:32,500 makes no sense, like in terms of how he like pushed that first domino. 154 00:07:32,740 --> 00:07:35,740 But like, who's important to who made perfect sense. 155 00:07:35,780 --> 00:07:38,580 Yeah. The only part that kind of got me in like and I was like, 156 00:07:38,620 --> 00:07:41,320 oh, at the end of the film, when he like walks into the hotel room 157 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:44,120 and like the first snipers there, I'm like, 158 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:46,120 because I thought the sniper was across the street. 159 00:07:47,060 --> 00:07:48,260 Oh, no, no, it was. 160 00:07:48,260 --> 00:07:50,420 But then they even said, like, you know, you only have two guests. 161 00:07:50,420 --> 00:07:51,560 And I'm like, I should have put it together. 162 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:53,600 So I was like, it's all there. 163 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:57,500 Masterpiece masterpiece. 164 00:07:57,500 --> 00:08:00,240 And then it completely falls down at the end because the sniper 165 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:03,580 has a daughter of his own, who's at a University of Richmond. 166 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:07,440 And his boss is going to go after his daughter if the second 167 00:08:07,580 --> 00:08:09,480 because the second sniper died. 168 00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:10,680 It's like, you have to save her. 169 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:14,280 And Nick Cage like, all right, ends with him like calling 170 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:17,780 like this stranger to tell her your dad's dead and I'm going to come get you. 171 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:19,820 Yeah, I'm a protect you. 172 00:08:19,820 --> 00:08:22,520 Yeah, don't worry. Trust me. I'm the spider. 173 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:27,320 I am the Aranya, the Aranya. 174 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:30,000 Those of you who don't 175 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:34,600 Abla Espanol, the Aranya is Spanish for El Spider. 176 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:40,440 I read a Collider review from 2019. 177 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:42,940 Getting a fucking phone call from Costco right now. 178 00:08:43,100 --> 00:08:44,080 All of Costco. 179 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:45,540 Pick it up. Pick it up. Pick it up. 180 00:08:45,540 --> 00:08:46,280 Put them on the podcast. 181 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:48,580 I'm not a scab and I do not respond to such. 182 00:08:50,540 --> 00:08:52,340 So I was reading this Collider article 183 00:08:52,340 --> 00:08:54,620 because there's not a lot of stuff about this movie out there. 184 00:08:55,220 --> 00:08:56,120 Yeah, really. 185 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:58,560 People aren't just talking about so many people in this movie. 186 00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:01,160 So this guy, Chester C. Jones, wrote. 187 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:03,720 This is my favorite paragraph from the ideal way to watch. 188 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:06,500 This is sprawled out on your couch while you work or surf the Internet. 189 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:09,460 Watch another TV show, eat a burrito or just sleep. 190 00:09:09,660 --> 00:09:11,440 Anything really? 191 00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:13,760 Think of it as a cinematic equivalent to ASMR. 192 00:09:14,940 --> 00:09:16,500 And that's actually exactly how it was for me. 193 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:18,880 Like I could not have summed this movie up like you did 194 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:22,240 because I basically went into a fugue state during almost all of it. 195 00:09:22,540 --> 00:09:25,140 I was I was intrigued by the whole thing. 196 00:09:25,140 --> 00:09:28,780 I don't know why it's not good, but I was just like probably because no scene 197 00:09:28,780 --> 00:09:32,460 lasts for like no part of this movie is more than a five minute movie. 198 00:09:32,660 --> 00:09:35,820 So just every time I'm just like kind of like, yeah, it's like, oh, so new. 199 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:37,060 Yeah, a new part. 200 00:09:37,060 --> 00:09:38,920 That is true. Entirely new people. 201 00:09:38,920 --> 00:09:43,100 I just like dead stared at the TV for like 40 minutes, 202 00:09:43,100 --> 00:09:44,960 like Nicolas Cage is coming back. 203 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:47,440 We're going to get back to this. 204 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:48,400 You're white knuckling it. 205 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:50,740 Yeah. Josie's already asleep on the couch. 206 00:09:51,180 --> 00:09:53,240 The dogs are just doing dog stuff. 207 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:55,440 And I just have to sit there and watch Kill Chain. 208 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:56,740 So did anyone else look up? 209 00:09:56,740 --> 00:09:58,940 Did anyone look up what this director has done? 210 00:09:58,940 --> 00:10:00,980 Yeah, he did. He did four episodes of numbers. 211 00:10:01,720 --> 00:10:04,280 Ooh. But he also did the replacement killers. 212 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:06,820 Yeah. It's probably like which numbers. 213 00:10:06,820 --> 00:10:09,180 Seven. OK, I like that episode. 214 00:10:09,180 --> 00:10:13,720 Yeah, I think also 14 and 12, actually. 215 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:16,000 Oh, OK. Good. Good numbers. Yeah. 216 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:19,640 I mean, but he probably best known for directing the replacement killer. 217 00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:21,220 He was actually just the writer for that. Oh, he was. 218 00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:23,580 Yeah. Somebody else directed that one. 219 00:10:23,580 --> 00:10:24,280 Anyway, yeah. 220 00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:27,660 But I mean, that is what he is certainly best known for in a good movie. 221 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:29,920 Yeah. But yeah, I look. 222 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:31,700 What happened to Cheyenne fat? 223 00:10:31,700 --> 00:10:33,720 I know he was in that horrible Dragon Ball movie. 224 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,400 Yeah, boy, that was a fucking movie. 225 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:37,900 I think you're in the back. 226 00:10:37,900 --> 00:10:39,760 Yeah, old fat. 227 00:10:42,940 --> 00:10:44,200 I should. I hate that. 228 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:46,240 I laughed at that, too. Yes. 229 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:49,440 Encourage me. No. 230 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:51,040 You're going to be Peter's problem soon. 231 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:52,380 That's true. Yeah. 232 00:10:52,380 --> 00:10:56,080 I mean, I had a really cool career and it does seem like he just sort of stopped. 233 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:59,480 Probably just went back to, I mean, just doing Hong Kong and cinema. 234 00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:00,420 Yeah. Yeah. 235 00:11:00,420 --> 00:11:02,420 I mean, he's like a fucking hero over there. 236 00:11:02,420 --> 00:11:06,320 So I mean, he is kind of like sweet pocket in the wind. 237 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:08,560 Sweet pocket. 238 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:11,300 When did a crouching tiger come out? 239 00:11:11,940 --> 00:11:13,160 I mean, we were children. 240 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:14,040 Yeah. I mean, we were pretty young. 241 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:15,840 I would guess it was like 1998. 242 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:19,200 Yeah. 97, 96, 2000. 243 00:11:19,540 --> 00:11:20,480 I danced around it. 244 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:21,300 Mm hmm. Mm hmm. 245 00:11:21,300 --> 00:11:24,320 Replacement Killers was directed by Antoine Fuqua. 246 00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:25,680 Oh, yeah. Fuqua. 247 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:26,880 What else did he do? 248 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:30,120 What else did a different director do that isn't related to kill? 249 00:11:31,220 --> 00:11:32,160 He did the equalizer. 250 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:34,380 Well, this is a director chain training day. 251 00:11:34,380 --> 00:11:36,100 Oh, yeah, that's right. 252 00:11:36,100 --> 00:11:38,860 The Magnificent Seven, the bad one. 253 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:41,460 Oh, Olympus has fallen. 254 00:11:41,460 --> 00:11:43,800 Oh, that that's the White House movie. 255 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:44,700 Yeah. Yeah. 256 00:11:44,700 --> 00:11:48,500 I watched that one time, like very hung over or something. 257 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:49,860 I was like, this movie sucks. 258 00:11:49,860 --> 00:11:53,000 Like, what the fuck was that a renter seeing that? 259 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:54,340 No. 260 00:11:54,340 --> 00:11:58,500 Uh, Olympus has fallen is Morgan Freeman. 261 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:01,240 And I was going to say it sounds like a dead zone. 262 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:02,980 Washington, it's a Gerard Butler. 263 00:12:02,980 --> 00:12:04,520 Oh, OK. Yeah. 264 00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:05,740 All right. That makes sense. 265 00:12:05,740 --> 00:12:07,920 That is, yeah, kind of renter adjacent. 266 00:12:09,580 --> 00:12:11,620 What is and then there's the other series 267 00:12:11,620 --> 00:12:14,720 that's more or less the same with Channing Tatum White House Down. 268 00:12:15,020 --> 00:12:15,960 That's the one. 269 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:17,020 Yep. Very similar. 270 00:12:17,020 --> 00:12:18,600 You know, this shit would never would have happened 271 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:22,260 if we would have elected President Harrison Ford for a second term. 272 00:12:22,340 --> 00:12:23,300 It's true. 273 00:12:23,540 --> 00:12:27,000 I think my favorite kill was one of the more subtle kills in this movie. 274 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:27,800 In the kill chain. 275 00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:30,200 Mm hmm. I liked the poisoning. 276 00:12:30,540 --> 00:12:31,600 Oh, yeah, that was a good one. 277 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:33,780 Yeah. The poisoning was a good kill. Yeah. 278 00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:36,340 What was your favorite kill? 279 00:12:36,340 --> 00:12:38,920 Uh, other than sexy stabbing. 280 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:41,980 Sexy, sexy stabbing could be your favorite kill. That's fine. 281 00:12:41,980 --> 00:12:44,480 Yeah, I don't know. 282 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:47,680 This movie is kind of like pretty sedate until like in terms of like 283 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:50,920 the violence until it's not, because when the guy gets his brains 284 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:53,320 blown out in the car, that's pretty like visceral. 285 00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:55,800 But when dude gets shotgunned. 286 00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:58,140 Oh, yeah. That's pretty good. Shotgunning. 287 00:12:58,140 --> 00:13:03,340 Yeah. I did enjoy the Jason Stackhouse, Miguel argument. 288 00:13:03,540 --> 00:13:05,540 Death. Oh, yeah. The car shootout. Yeah. 289 00:13:05,540 --> 00:13:12,660 I what annoys me about this chain of kills is these like professional killers. 290 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:16,800 It's like, OK, I'm going to like sneak the door open to get him to come out. 291 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:18,720 I'm like, I don't think that's an armored car. 292 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:20,260 Just shoot through the door. 293 00:13:20,260 --> 00:13:22,560 Yeah. Right. Just shoot through the fucking door. 294 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:24,560 It's like a Toyota. 295 00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:26,340 Like, come on. Yeah. 296 00:13:26,340 --> 00:13:29,200 I did enjoy the like, oh, the feeder coming down. 297 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:31,640 He shoots him right through the legs. Oh, he's collapsing. 298 00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:33,940 Oh, it was the corpse. That was kind of sick. 299 00:13:33,940 --> 00:13:39,180 That was that was fucking Jason Stackhouse dips his head down on the other side. 300 00:13:39,180 --> 00:13:40,640 It's like, oh, I got you. 301 00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:42,360 His is the only death we don't see. 302 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:43,760 We just hear him. Yeah. 303 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:47,260 Because the crazy. He gets tortured. Yeah. Right. Right. 304 00:13:47,620 --> 00:13:52,300 And then she like kidnaps that guy to drive her down to the hotel. Uh huh. 305 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:55,700 And then does kind of a little sexy strip tease in the back. 306 00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:59,240 And she's like, you can look, but don't don't crash the car. 307 00:13:59,860 --> 00:14:02,780 I don't care if you look so weird. 308 00:14:02,780 --> 00:14:04,360 So he looks a lot. Yeah. 309 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:07,420 Until she just takes the mirror with Nicholas Cage. 310 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:10,860 Yeah. That's the part that annoyed me the most is she when she like tears off 311 00:14:10,860 --> 00:14:12,800 his rear view mirror. 312 00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:16,300 You got to do my makeup. 313 00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:18,760 But then, yeah, there's the needless sex with Nicholas Cage. 314 00:14:19,540 --> 00:14:21,380 Just so she could say she had sex with Nicholas Cage 315 00:14:21,380 --> 00:14:23,580 when like people come and look for her. 316 00:14:23,580 --> 00:14:24,640 Yeah, I don't know. 317 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:26,340 Yeah, it didn't make a ton of sense. 318 00:14:26,340 --> 00:14:29,720 It's like, oh, this is going to inspire him to help me. Right. 319 00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:30,720 I mean, 320 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:34,900 newsflash once they have the sex, it's it doesn't matter. 321 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:36,420 Yeah. Like. 322 00:14:36,420 --> 00:14:41,140 But he's also maybe an assassin who's like seen too much or like kind of over it, 323 00:14:41,660 --> 00:14:45,880 because that was the reason and reasoning for the handler gave for retiring. 324 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:49,080 The older sniper was just like, you've lost your edge. 325 00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:51,440 You don't drink anymore. You don't fuck anymore. 326 00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:52,140 That's right. 327 00:14:52,140 --> 00:14:55,340 Like, you're not drowning your sorrows of the horrible things you've done. 328 00:14:55,340 --> 00:14:56,780 And we're worried you're going to talk. 329 00:14:56,780 --> 00:14:58,040 You found peace. 330 00:14:58,040 --> 00:15:00,380 We don't like that too much time. 331 00:15:00,380 --> 00:15:02,380 Just looking at yourself in the mirror. 332 00:15:02,380 --> 00:15:04,480 Now, it's no bueno. 333 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:05,920 See Spanish. Yeah, right. 334 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:07,660 It sounds very good. The Iran. Yeah. 335 00:15:07,660 --> 00:15:10,760 I don't just traveling with a rice cooker seems like a pain in the ass. 336 00:15:11,020 --> 00:15:13,260 It really does. It does. Yeah. 337 00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:16,960 I mean, unless you like store some shit in there also, they have to clean it. 338 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:19,840 And it doesn't look like he's saying at the most reputable places. That's true. 339 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:20,940 I do like that. 340 00:15:20,940 --> 00:15:24,640 He's looking into a travel sized rice cooker. 341 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:29,240 And the question that like knocks him out of it from his daughter is just like, 342 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:31,200 how much does rice cost? 343 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:33,580 Like wherever you go, how much is rice? 344 00:15:33,580 --> 00:15:36,240 It's cheap. Just don't even a dollar. 345 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:40,780 Yeah. You clearly have money as you keep sending money to me for my schooling. 346 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:43,780 I thought one of the things about this movie that actually looked pretty good 347 00:15:43,780 --> 00:15:45,480 is the fact that it looked pretty good. 348 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:47,560 Like it's shot well. Shot well. 349 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:51,460 A little shaky little shaky cam, which mean whatever. 350 00:15:51,460 --> 00:15:53,200 But I like the lighting palette. 351 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:54,800 You know, I thought that was cool. 352 00:15:56,060 --> 00:15:57,740 I mean, the cage is fun in this. 353 00:15:57,740 --> 00:15:59,360 I like when he's telling his story. 354 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:00,240 I did. He is a fun guy. 355 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:01,200 I did hate that. 356 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:06,300 It starts off with like, you want to hear a story and then it cuts to dude in the room. 357 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:09,080 And then we go through the kill chain and then it just gets back to like, 358 00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:10,980 you want to hear a story. I'm like, so that wasn't the story. 359 00:16:10,980 --> 00:16:13,420 Yeah, here's a different story. 360 00:16:13,420 --> 00:16:15,880 But I just like when he's kind of doing his monologue 361 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:19,560 and one of the killers like there's the guy he poisoned that's on the table 362 00:16:19,780 --> 00:16:20,980 that we know is dead. 363 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:25,560 But one of the train killers like this guy's dead is like, yeah, I poisoned him. 364 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,200 I was about I was just getting there. 365 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:30,240 It was part of the story. You're jumping ahead. 366 00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:34,100 And that one guy's just really mad that he wasted half 367 00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:36,540 of his life listening to this story. 368 00:16:36,540 --> 00:16:39,140 Just like the rest of the audience. 369 00:16:39,140 --> 00:16:41,000 I loved it. Kill chain. 370 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,880 Kill chain. I would put this above retirement plan. 371 00:16:45,580 --> 00:16:47,620 Oh, we were dead wrong. Yeah. 372 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:50,780 That's a wild assessment. 373 00:16:50,780 --> 00:16:53,080 I know you really did hate retirement. I didn't hate it. 374 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,860 I just didn't think anything of it. 375 00:16:54,860 --> 00:16:58,820 Well, I can say definitively that this movie has zero bobos. 376 00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:02,140 It does have zero bobos is a no go for me. 377 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,900 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 378 00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:09,940 Yeah, the fact that it completely rolled off of my brain 379 00:17:09,940 --> 00:17:12,200 and I watched it two days ago, I'm like, I can't. 380 00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:15,340 I can't put this above retirement plan, which I still think about. 381 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:17,840 So I don't. 382 00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:18,980 I do think about it. 383 00:17:18,980 --> 00:17:21,620 I like I like old Nicolas Cage a lot, though. 384 00:17:21,620 --> 00:17:23,720 I like seeing him just be old. 385 00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:26,820 Yeah, kind of his bad ass grandpa mode is cool. 386 00:17:27,420 --> 00:17:29,820 I mean, this definitely fits in that 387 00:17:29,820 --> 00:17:31,600 this should have been straight to DVD. 388 00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:33,420 It could be the same character. 389 00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:35,000 It could be. I mean, that's the thing. 390 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,640 This fits into that like little pocket that of 391 00:17:38,060 --> 00:17:41,400 Nicolas Cage is just kind of a guy who might have a shady past. 392 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:44,400 Your he's got a beard. 393 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:45,380 He's got a beard. 394 00:17:45,380 --> 00:17:47,440 But I'm thinking of what's that one? 395 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:51,040 Red Rock West, a mirror window or whatever. 396 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:53,780 Yeah. Like it's just like Nicolas Cage. 397 00:17:53,780 --> 00:17:56,120 Shady past. Something happens. 398 00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:58,580 He leaves looking glass, looking glass. 399 00:17:58,580 --> 00:18:01,020 There we go. The one where he creeps. Yeah. 400 00:18:02,620 --> 00:18:03,720 Yeah. So let's see. 401 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:05,460 Twenty nineteen is when this came out. 402 00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:08,560 So before that, he did between worlds into the Spider-Verse. 403 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:10,660 OK, score to settle, which we haven't watched, 404 00:18:10,660 --> 00:18:13,160 which looks like exactly the same thing. Yeah. 405 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,700 Color out of space, running with the devil, 406 00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:20,840 which I think everyone we've talked to who has a cage podcast is like that movie sucks. 407 00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:25,220 Yeah. And then Kill Chain and then Primal and then Grand Isle 408 00:18:25,220 --> 00:18:28,320 and then Jiu Jitsu like, oof. 409 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:31,960 I would put this on par with Jiu Jitsu. It's a rough lead up. 410 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:37,860 Yeah. So 2018, 2019 is a hard zone. 411 00:18:37,860 --> 00:18:40,760 I mean, between worlds was fun for its own reasons. 412 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:42,660 Color out of space banger. Yeah. 413 00:18:42,660 --> 00:18:45,100 And Primal, obviously, we know what Nick thinks. 414 00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:46,600 Fucking rocks. 415 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:49,880 I was just thinking about between worlds, the 416 00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:54,380 weird like, oh, choke me, fuck me. 417 00:18:54,380 --> 00:18:57,480 I need to see dead people sex. 418 00:18:57,980 --> 00:19:00,420 Oh, man. What a what a classic. 419 00:19:00,780 --> 00:19:01,820 That's such a weird movie. 420 00:19:01,820 --> 00:19:02,320 I'm going to watch it. 421 00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:03,960 It does give us the cage poems. 422 00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:06,020 There's a YouTuber I follow 423 00:19:07,220 --> 00:19:10,660 who recently I haven't watched the episode yet, but I saw it came up in my feed. 424 00:19:10,660 --> 00:19:13,860 It's like I found the worst Nick Cage film, so you don't have to watch it. 425 00:19:13,860 --> 00:19:16,580 And it was between worlds. 426 00:19:16,580 --> 00:19:17,460 Like I need to know. 427 00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:19,720 I need to know what this person thinks of this movie. 428 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:20,560 Man. Yeah. 429 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:24,400 Like I can't say that I would recommend anybody watch Kill Chain, 430 00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:26,900 but I also can't say that you shouldn't. 431 00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:29,640 I mean, it's it's a solid 90 minutes. 432 00:19:30,260 --> 00:19:35,000 Perfect. It's earned that five out of 10 flat rating. 433 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:38,580 Oh, it's no, it's a very flat film, but it's not bad. 434 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:39,780 It's entertaining. 435 00:19:39,780 --> 00:19:41,640 And it's like the first half is bad. 436 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:43,480 And then the second half has Nicolas Cage. 437 00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:47,780 Yeah. I think that's where I got the five stars for his performance 438 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,120 and then zero stars for everything else. 439 00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:54,000 Yeah. I think it's like, yeah, I mean, it just it goes as such a clip. 440 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,620 I think that's probably why I didn't have a problem with it 441 00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:59,000 when it's not Nicolas Cage, because none of those characters you get 442 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:03,360 invested in, they're just there to die and sometimes interesting ways. 443 00:20:03,900 --> 00:20:05,440 I would recommend people watch it. 444 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:08,940 I don't think I could watch it a second time because it's like, oh, yeah. 445 00:20:08,940 --> 00:20:09,880 OK, I've seen it. 446 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:13,640 Like, it doesn't matter how fast it goes, like, I know what's up. 447 00:20:13,940 --> 00:20:14,680 I know it's next. 448 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,380 I might just watch the cage again. 449 00:20:16,380 --> 00:20:17,240 Yeah. Yeah. 450 00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:19,080 You could basically skip 40 minutes in. 451 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:21,460 Yeah. Just be like, all right, I can watch this. 452 00:20:21,460 --> 00:20:23,880 I can watch 50 more minutes. 453 00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:25,980 Mostly of him. Yeah. 454 00:20:25,980 --> 00:20:26,960 Performance thoughts. 455 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:27,700 I don't even know. 456 00:20:27,700 --> 00:20:28,800 I mean, kind of hit on it already. 457 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,360 Cage was good. 458 00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:34,400 I can't not remember the guy's name from Jason Sackhouse. 459 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:36,600 Now from just shoot me. 460 00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:38,440 Not David Spade. 461 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:41,720 David Spade. 462 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:45,640 Do you remember that he was in just shoot me just because somebody just shot him? 463 00:20:45,820 --> 00:20:47,860 Ha. He was also in Veronica Mars. 464 00:20:47,860 --> 00:20:50,260 Yeah. Enrico Colantoni. 465 00:20:50,260 --> 00:20:52,360 Yeah, he's got a wild name. 466 00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:56,260 Wacky his name for, you know, also a white dude. 467 00:20:57,300 --> 00:21:01,340 How terrible was his like attempt at hiding his accent? 468 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:06,140 Like rough every time he opened his mouth, it was just like, 469 00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:07,680 what the fuck are you doing? 470 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:10,980 Just use your normal voice. 471 00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:14,480 I like to talk like this. 472 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:16,580 Oh, here's some hot trivia. 473 00:21:16,580 --> 00:21:19,820 What kind of facial hair do you think Nick Cage wanted for this? 474 00:21:20,220 --> 00:21:23,080 Go ahead of our mustache mustache is correct. 475 00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:25,660 I don't know about handlebar, but 476 00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:27,400 oh, it was shot in Colombia. 477 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:28,420 Yeah, OK. 478 00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:30,400 Colombia. That tracks. 479 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:33,000 Yeah. All I knew is that it was shot in a school zone 480 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:37,100 because every aerial shot just said Escola's own. 481 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:39,800 It's like a school zone. 482 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:42,000 And they just kept circling that school zone. 483 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:44,540 Pretty cool zone. 484 00:21:44,980 --> 00:21:47,440 School's own school zone. 485 00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:49,780 Yep. More Spanish from Nick. 486 00:21:50,420 --> 00:21:52,520 Any final thoughts on this one? 487 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:53,720 Just one. 488 00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:56,180 Welcome to Cage, medical and around about way of meeting Nicholas Cage. 489 00:21:56,180 --> 00:22:00,320 I'm your host, Sean, here with my co-host Nick and our producer Peter. 490 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:04,220 Hello. And you better not fucking put this at the beginning of the podcast. 491 00:22:04,220 --> 00:22:06,460 Like, no, I'm not good on this podcast. 492 00:22:06,460 --> 00:22:10,300 We take 64 Nick Cage films and break them down or review them. 493 00:22:10,700 --> 00:22:13,600 Bracket, bracket style until we find the cages film. 494 00:22:13,740 --> 00:22:17,140 Texas style that doesn't matter for this episode because this is a bonus episode. 495 00:22:17,180 --> 00:22:20,140 Yeah, this is not part of the bonus. 496 00:22:21,380 --> 00:22:24,720 I told I told Nathan yesterday we were I was watching kill change. 497 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:26,240 Like, but that's that's not on the bracket. 498 00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:28,080 And I'm like, no, it's not. 499 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,720 We need to kill time. 500 00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:32,820 Yeah, sometimes we like filler and hopefully you do, too. 501 00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:34,460 Mm hmm. Mm hmm. 502 00:22:34,460 --> 00:22:36,260 If you don't, well, you can just ignore this episode. 503 00:22:36,260 --> 00:22:38,300 I mean, we're going to watch these movies regardless. 504 00:22:38,300 --> 00:22:40,960 Yeah, we'll get there eventually through the entire catalog. 505 00:22:41,340 --> 00:22:44,200 We have to draw some lines, I think, of like running with the devil. 506 00:22:44,460 --> 00:22:47,140 Well, no, I mean, I think that that's something that we would watch. 507 00:22:47,140 --> 00:22:51,300 I think we have to figure out, like, if he's in it as a cameo, I don't care. 508 00:22:51,340 --> 00:22:54,080 Yeah. Unless unless this is really amazing. 509 00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:56,440 Like this should have gone in instead of Jiu Jitsu 510 00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:59,700 in terms of like a mount of Nick Cage and how important he probably. 511 00:22:59,740 --> 00:23:01,800 Yeah, I mean, I would have to look back at the, 512 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:05,740 you know, exercise and insanity that I did and see if I even had this on the list. 513 00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:09,480 I watched so many trailers that night. 514 00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:11,180 You came back a different man. 515 00:23:11,180 --> 00:23:11,820 It's true. 516 00:23:11,820 --> 00:23:13,220 Came back changed. 517 00:23:13,220 --> 00:23:14,480 Shock of white hair. 518 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:17,580 Exactly. Haunted deep set eyes. 519 00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:20,520 Bifurcated penis. 520 00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:22,020 Claspers, man. 521 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:24,420 These are callbacks. 522 00:23:24,420 --> 00:23:25,620 I listen to our old episodes. 523 00:23:25,620 --> 00:23:26,760 Yeah, they're funnier. 524 00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:30,360 I told him to listen to an episode and he was like, OK, I guess I'll try one. 525 00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:32,700 And I don't think he's going to listen to it. 526 00:23:32,700 --> 00:23:33,740 Mm hmm. 527 00:23:34,100 --> 00:23:36,500 Horn quack, whatever, whatever. 528 00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:37,540 He won't listen. He doesn't know. 529 00:23:37,540 --> 00:23:38,940 Yeah, that's true. 530 00:23:38,940 --> 00:23:39,740 This is the doxin. 531 00:23:39,740 --> 00:23:41,380 This is the episode listens to. 532 00:23:41,380 --> 00:23:42,340 Yeah, I know. 533 00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:45,320 Oh, this would be a terrible first one. 534 00:23:46,820 --> 00:23:47,120 I don't know. 535 00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:49,120 I don't think saying someone's name is doxing them. 536 00:23:49,420 --> 00:23:51,220 No, I suppose not. 537 00:23:51,220 --> 00:23:56,320 I mean, if you have a very, very particular name, it is a bit, but I mean, 538 00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:58,800 when I give up his address, that's doxin. 539 00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:00,720 Yeah, that's a bit much. 540 00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:01,840 Where he hangs out. 541 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,440 Tell people where his height of key is. 542 00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:05,540 Yeah. All right. 543 00:24:05,540 --> 00:24:07,100 Chain of kills. 544 00:24:07,100 --> 00:24:08,780 It did it. It did. 545 00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:10,880 Yeah, they did kill in a chain. 546 00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:13,280 It satisfied its movie title name. 547 00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:14,840 Neat. Yeah. 548 00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:17,220 All right. Well, thanks for listening to a bonus episode. 549 00:24:17,220 --> 00:24:20,920 You can find us on social media at Cage underscore match underscore pod. 550 00:24:21,220 --> 00:24:24,220 You can find us on Patreon if you want to support us. 551 00:24:24,220 --> 00:24:27,600 Special thanks to our sparkle buddies, Josh, Sean, Josie, Rico, Matt, Adam 552 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:30,700 and Nathan. No, Nathan Nathan. 553 00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:33,000 Yes. And to our cage dancers. 554 00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:35,480 Oh, and Bill and Bill Bill. 555 00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:38,680 And to our cage dancers, Ira, John Freeman, Lance, Nathan 556 00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:42,640 Cameron, you have a list somewhere, dude. 557 00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:44,440 Yeah, man, I'm rusty right now. 558 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:46,820 We haven't recorded in our usual cadence. 559 00:24:46,820 --> 00:24:48,380 No, we haven't. 560 00:24:48,380 --> 00:24:50,360 I figure I got most of those right. 561 00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:52,660 I think Nathan is a cage dancer, though. 562 00:24:52,860 --> 00:24:54,200 That seems like their vibe. 563 00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:55,900 Yeah. His vibe is vibe. 564 00:24:55,900 --> 00:24:57,300 That seems like his vibe. 565 00:24:57,300 --> 00:24:58,660 Yeah. All right. 566 00:24:58,660 --> 00:25:00,200 Don't use the cowards. I know. 567 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,260 Pay us money. Yeah. 568 00:25:02,260 --> 00:25:04,500 Give me, give me, give me for good, high quality stuff. 569 00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:05,740 Actually, pay us money. 570 00:25:05,740 --> 00:25:07,940 We'll forget your name. Yeah, exactly. 571 00:25:07,940 --> 00:25:10,640 You can hear me. Fuck it up a bunch every time. 572 00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:12,840 I won't forget your name because I'll have never learned it. 573 00:25:14,740 --> 00:25:16,780 Never kiss him on the lips. 574 00:25:16,780 --> 00:25:19,060 Yeah, you got to leave him wanting. Bye bye. 575 00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:32,900 So did anyone else think when he was telling the story about 576 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:38,060 Franco and the daughter disappearing that he had sex with his like 577 00:25:38,460 --> 00:25:41,580 adopted like niece? 578 00:25:41,580 --> 00:25:43,340 Yeah, kind of. 579 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:46,380 I don't know. It was very like I was just like, wait, wait, 580 00:25:46,380 --> 00:25:48,580 what is that supposed to be the girl is why are they telling us the story? 581 00:25:48,580 --> 00:25:50,040 I don't like the story anymore. 582 00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:52,380 Oh, no, no. 583 00:25:52,380 --> 00:25:54,520 And then it made more sense like, oh, good, good. 584 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:56,420 That poor girl just died. 585 00:25:56,420 --> 00:26:25,180 Yup.