1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,640 Oh, God. Oh, my God. 2 00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:15,200 I forgot how sweaty it is in Seattle 3 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:17,640 when it's really fucking clammy like this. 4 00:00:18,100 --> 00:00:19,080 Not my favorite. 5 00:00:19,080 --> 00:00:21,040 Clamming out. Clamming out. 6 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:25,140 Oh, which which intro are we going to use since this is a special. 7 00:00:25,140 --> 00:00:30,440 We'll go classic. Oh, yeah. 8 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:32,080 We're we're we're we're we're. 9 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:32,580 Wow. 10 00:00:34,580 --> 00:00:35,320 That's how it goes. 11 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:36,120 Oh, I'm learning guitar. 12 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:38,820 We can we can throw a sick little riff on there. Nice. 13 00:00:38,820 --> 00:00:41,720 As long as it only requires the A, D and E chords. 14 00:00:41,820 --> 00:00:43,620 That's all I know and need. 15 00:00:43,620 --> 00:00:45,120 Just need that D. 16 00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:47,160 Yeah, but he just learned E. 17 00:00:47,160 --> 00:00:49,300 I did. Trying to trying to push E. 18 00:00:49,700 --> 00:00:51,000 E. D. 19 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:55,340 Gotta learn that M chord so you can start recording some EDM. 20 00:00:55,340 --> 00:00:57,100 It's not an M chord. 21 00:00:57,100 --> 00:00:57,900 It's not how. Coward. 22 00:00:57,900 --> 00:00:59,140 You're not trying hard enough. 23 00:00:59,140 --> 00:01:01,400 It's you need a different kind of guitar. 24 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:04,940 I had to do the alphabet to see like if G came before F and it doesn't. 25 00:01:07,020 --> 00:01:10,140 Hey, if they want if they wanted me to know the letters individually, 26 00:01:10,140 --> 00:01:12,360 they wouldn't have taught me that fucking catchy song. 27 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:15,820 It is a. Are you talking about the alphabets? Yes. 28 00:01:16,820 --> 00:01:18,960 I mean, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. 29 00:01:18,960 --> 00:01:20,960 A B C. 30 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,200 Oh, yeah, that would be better if like 31 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:29,240 you've completely replaced it in your brain that you have to go through it 32 00:01:29,340 --> 00:01:31,140 as Nick the way Nicholas Cage. 33 00:01:31,140 --> 00:01:35,940 I mean, Peter, you fucked up with Cora, but with with the new one, 34 00:01:35,940 --> 00:01:37,580 you could you could teach them the alphabet that way. 35 00:01:37,580 --> 00:01:39,040 Barrett, I got it. 36 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:42,140 I I always you nailed it. 37 00:01:42,140 --> 00:01:45,880 I always second guess myself because I'm like, there's no way it's the same name 38 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:48,220 as the black character from Final Fantasy seven. Yeah. 39 00:01:48,220 --> 00:01:52,660 But as soon as we replace her arm with a gun, you'll never forget. 40 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:55,100 You got to have a gun arm so you're never unarmed. 41 00:01:55,100 --> 00:01:57,500 It's fucking tight, man. Yeah, that's it. 42 00:01:57,700 --> 00:01:59,900 I'm not going to give you that because you just rhymed arm with arm. 43 00:02:01,060 --> 00:02:04,840 Technically a cool rapper who's better than I am did that. 44 00:02:05,140 --> 00:02:06,680 So maybe he sucks. 45 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:08,140 Oh, yeah, probably. 46 00:02:08,140 --> 00:02:09,640 No, actually, his album is fucking great. 47 00:02:09,640 --> 00:02:11,540 Called Black Materia. Oh, yeah. 48 00:02:11,540 --> 00:02:12,880 You don't want to start beef. 49 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:14,680 Now it's it's really good. 50 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:17,020 I would not I would not do well in a 51 00:02:17,020 --> 00:02:19,720 a rap battle in a rap battle. 52 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:22,120 This is going great. 53 00:02:22,820 --> 00:02:26,160 I get so good at like a talking with it talking. 54 00:02:26,700 --> 00:02:28,760 I was going to say an eight mile situation, but I couldn't remember 55 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:30,100 the name of the movie. 56 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:33,040 Why are we here, Peter? 57 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:34,440 Why are we here today? 58 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:37,780 We're here to talk about obviously season of the witch. 59 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:42,780 2011 flick starring Nick Cage and Ron Pearlman 60 00:02:42,780 --> 00:02:48,180 and not Peter Stormare and not the guy from Game of Thrones, 61 00:02:48,180 --> 00:02:52,180 although he's in there and not Claire Danes. 62 00:02:52,740 --> 00:02:57,620 Yes, he's into the witch that not there that that classic August movie. 63 00:02:57,780 --> 00:03:00,120 Yeah. Did you ask while you said that? 64 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:03,500 No, I was rubbing my ankle against the chair here. 65 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:05,220 I kind of wish you would rip to us. 66 00:03:05,220 --> 00:03:07,560 No, I dropped a deuce before you showed up. 67 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:10,740 Disappointing. I saved it for hours just to do it here. 68 00:03:10,740 --> 00:03:12,920 He warned me to. I was accurate. Yeah. 69 00:03:12,920 --> 00:03:14,620 I ran into him at Lion. 70 00:03:14,620 --> 00:03:16,420 He's like, I'm going to poop when I get to your house. 71 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:18,320 I mean, at least you called your shot. 72 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:20,660 I think I actually said I'm going to take a crap. 73 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:22,820 You know, Nick, if you really wanted to like, 74 00:03:22,820 --> 00:03:25,460 it's just such an unfortunate way to hear it. 75 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:29,360 It is. If you really wanted to like, get one over on me, like 76 00:03:29,640 --> 00:03:32,500 I'd I'd be like moving into my new apartment and like you just like 77 00:03:32,500 --> 00:03:34,380 I'd hear the toilet flush and you'd walk out of it. 78 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:37,280 Like before you like before I told you where I lived, you just knew. 79 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:41,020 Yeah, like you packed me in a box unbeknownst to you. 80 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:42,420 We do have your dot. 81 00:03:42,420 --> 00:03:43,560 You might want to cancel your dad. 82 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:45,860 I might cancel my dog when I move. 83 00:03:45,860 --> 00:03:47,360 If you're smart, you cancel the dot. 84 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:50,040 There's always air tags in spider boxes. 85 00:03:50,300 --> 00:03:51,740 Mm hmm. I don't like you. 86 00:03:51,740 --> 00:03:53,900 What's a spider box? It's a box full of spiders. 87 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:56,200 Yeah. You you brought this up. 88 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:58,100 Is this misdirection? 89 00:03:58,100 --> 00:04:02,180 No, we have a it's irrelevant. 90 00:04:02,180 --> 00:04:05,440 It's an item in the electrical world called Spider Box. 91 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:07,080 Gotcha. Is it a box full of spiders? 92 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,020 No, it's just a power distribution thing. 93 00:04:09,020 --> 00:04:10,820 Oh, that's better. 94 00:04:10,820 --> 00:04:14,700 Is it? I checked in on my dog with the with the cameras at the house 95 00:04:14,700 --> 00:04:18,300 and there was a spider on top of the camera so I couldn't see it. 96 00:04:19,900 --> 00:04:22,300 But now I know there's a spider downstairs in my house. 97 00:04:22,300 --> 00:04:26,940 And I guess in a two weeks, three weeks, whenever this comes out, 98 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:29,300 Josie will know there's a spider in her house, too. 99 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:31,540 I'm not going to tell her, though. Good. 100 00:04:31,540 --> 00:04:32,640 Surprise spider. 101 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:35,220 Does he still listen to this? Yeah, she still listens. 102 00:04:35,220 --> 00:04:36,840 I don't know why. Thanks. 103 00:04:36,840 --> 00:04:39,380 Make sure I'm not lying about what I'm doing in the evenings. 104 00:04:39,380 --> 00:04:42,620 I guess barely certain Meredith doesn't listen anymore. 105 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:45,460 We could have just loaded up all of our content and we are just. 106 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:47,820 God, you are sweaty. Good time. 107 00:04:47,820 --> 00:04:50,120 Dude, I'm very hot right now. Yeah. 108 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:51,720 And I'm also a very sweaty person. 109 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:55,760 Do we just need like a towel boy to like moist towel you? 110 00:04:56,260 --> 00:04:58,300 Maybe. I do not have a squeegee. 111 00:04:58,300 --> 00:05:00,600 That sounds really nice, actually. OK. 112 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:01,940 Could I have a cool cloth? 113 00:05:01,940 --> 00:05:05,840 I'll just slicked down, Ben and wipe you off with him. 114 00:05:05,840 --> 00:05:06,860 Yeah. Yeah. 115 00:05:06,860 --> 00:05:09,940 There is a big ball of cat throw that you can dab yourself with. 116 00:05:11,100 --> 00:05:12,400 Gross. Yeah. 117 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:15,040 Do that if you want to watch me puke on a microphone. 118 00:05:17,380 --> 00:05:19,520 All right. So what did you guys think of this movie? 119 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:22,360 Also, welcome back to Cage Match, a roundabout way of meeting Nicholas Cage. 120 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:24,260 Bonus. 121 00:05:24,260 --> 00:05:25,620 B-b-b-bonus. 122 00:05:25,620 --> 00:05:29,560 I'm Sean here with my co-host Nick and our producer. 123 00:05:29,700 --> 00:05:30,500 Peter. Hello. 124 00:05:30,500 --> 00:05:33,600 We only get one Nick on a bonus episode. Yeah. Yeah. 125 00:05:33,660 --> 00:05:34,760 Because we're only doing one movie. 126 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:36,340 You're not paying for two. 127 00:05:36,340 --> 00:05:37,940 You've got to pay for two nicks. 128 00:05:37,940 --> 00:05:40,000 I'm sorry, patrons. 129 00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:42,600 Unnecessary. 130 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:45,280 I think this movie fucking kind of kicks ass. 131 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:47,940 I'm going to get this out of the way right up front. 132 00:05:47,940 --> 00:05:51,420 Just so whenever inevitably Nick gets mad at me later, 133 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:53,980 I did enjoy this movie. 134 00:05:55,020 --> 00:05:56,320 But you have questions. 135 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:58,560 I watched this movie start to finish last night. 136 00:05:58,580 --> 00:06:01,120 I sat on the couch, watched the entire thing. Wow. 137 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:03,820 And start to finish like a regular movie. Yeah. 138 00:06:03,820 --> 00:06:06,220 You sat down and watched the movie. 139 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:08,280 You did better than I did. 140 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:10,360 Well, what I'm going to say is I like I sat there 141 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:12,520 and I engaged and watched this entire film 142 00:06:13,820 --> 00:06:16,200 and I can't tell you a single goddamn thing about it. 143 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:19,100 Oh, yeah. No, it's so plot light. 144 00:06:19,460 --> 00:06:25,340 Like it the plot exists just enough to kind of carry you scene to scene, 145 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:29,140 but not enough to carry you out the doors of the theater. 146 00:06:29,140 --> 00:06:33,880 It is a gentle ride all the way through. 147 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:36,640 But honestly, I love the makeup. 148 00:06:37,280 --> 00:06:38,920 The makeup effects were great. 149 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:41,120 I think the costuming was pretty. 150 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:42,460 Decent costuming was great. 151 00:06:42,460 --> 00:06:43,760 The sets were great. 152 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:49,260 The only place where this falls down visually is that peak 2010s CG. 153 00:06:49,300 --> 00:06:51,760 Yeah, it's not super good on the CG. 154 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:54,960 It loses it once the demon is revealed or the wolf. 155 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:56,500 When the wolf is transparent. 156 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:58,900 Yeah, there's a little bit of rubberiness to the. 157 00:06:58,900 --> 00:07:01,240 But that is but that is the CG of the era. 158 00:07:01,260 --> 00:07:02,800 Totally. Unless you're an Avengers. 159 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:06,680 Right. It's hard to really bag on a movie that didn't have a crazy, huge budget. 160 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:09,240 You know, I mean, but otherwise it looks great. 161 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:12,840 And I mean, it looks like every other generic fantasy 162 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:15,620 movie of the time. 163 00:07:15,620 --> 00:07:20,680 But it was super cool to have a Nicolas Cage like period fantasy piece. 164 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:23,460 Yeah. Where all the accents are very accurate. 165 00:07:23,460 --> 00:07:27,660 I loved how in the first three scenes, like the little montage of them 166 00:07:27,660 --> 00:07:29,560 in the crusades, no accents. 167 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:31,600 And then as soon as like there's a scene focusing on them, 168 00:07:31,940 --> 00:07:34,040 they're both like, maybe we should do an accent. 169 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:35,700 And it goes completely out the door. 170 00:07:35,700 --> 00:07:36,900 The next scene. 171 00:07:36,900 --> 00:07:40,240 I love that Ron Perlman just exists. 172 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:44,680 Like he's a modern man in the what? 173 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:46,340 Thirteen hundreds. Yeah. 174 00:07:46,340 --> 00:07:47,580 Sixteen hundreds. 175 00:07:47,580 --> 00:07:50,620 Whatever. Somewhere in that 300 year window. 176 00:07:50,820 --> 00:07:52,380 I'm sure he existed through all of it. 177 00:07:52,380 --> 00:07:56,320 I love his very toadstool looking helmet. 178 00:07:56,360 --> 00:07:57,460 Oh, yeah. His dick helmet. 179 00:07:57,460 --> 00:07:58,600 He's fucking awesome. 180 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:00,320 I love Ron Perlman so much. 181 00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:01,660 Ron Perlman's a boss. 182 00:08:01,660 --> 00:08:03,560 Yeah. He's a great Bobo. 183 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:04,740 Every once in a while. 184 00:08:04,740 --> 00:08:06,560 So, OK, slight departure. 185 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:07,460 That's not where you're hearing that. 186 00:08:07,460 --> 00:08:08,540 We don't do departures on this. 187 00:08:08,540 --> 00:08:09,940 We only talk about Nick Cage movies. 188 00:08:09,940 --> 00:08:12,280 OK. Great. Hard arrival then. 189 00:08:14,580 --> 00:08:18,120 Every once in a while, I think like if I could have some 190 00:08:18,520 --> 00:08:22,380 B or C list celebrity at my funeral, 191 00:08:22,620 --> 00:08:24,660 who would I want to be at? 192 00:08:24,660 --> 00:08:26,720 And earlier today, I was thinking Crispin Glover 193 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:28,960 would be the one. Yeah. 194 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:32,000 Ron Perlman probably wouldn't be a bad choice to though. 195 00:08:32,020 --> 00:08:34,220 I would put him more recognizable. 196 00:08:34,220 --> 00:08:38,500 I think Crispin Glover would fly under the radar for like 99 percent. 197 00:08:38,500 --> 00:08:41,800 I mean, you've heard my story of the time I sat next to 198 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:44,880 and talked to Crispin Glover for like 20 minutes and didn't know it was him. 199 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:47,500 Exactly. And I kind of think that's what I want. 200 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:50,640 Just for that one person who's out there like. 201 00:08:51,540 --> 00:08:54,420 Why the fuck was Crispin Glover here? Yeah. 202 00:08:54,420 --> 00:08:58,100 But yeah, like just Ron Perlman sitting in the back sweating like I am right now, 203 00:08:58,100 --> 00:08:59,700 just like mopping his brow. 204 00:08:59,700 --> 00:09:01,360 Oh, yeah. Bag of peanuts. 205 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:06,380 Sean just hunched over like in retirement plan, just like giving up. 206 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:08,540 Yeah. Thinking about pizza. 207 00:09:08,540 --> 00:09:10,140 I'm sure he'd be thinking about pizza. 208 00:09:10,140 --> 00:09:12,180 Perlman's a good poll. Yeah. 209 00:09:13,780 --> 00:09:16,980 Brian Dennehy, similar vibe, I guess. 210 00:09:17,560 --> 00:09:18,880 Sort of a big pile. 211 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:20,480 Well, OK, yeah. Yeah. 212 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:22,780 I love piles of men. 213 00:09:22,780 --> 00:09:24,900 Reginald Vail Johnson. Good pick. 214 00:09:24,920 --> 00:09:27,900 Who's that? The cop from Die Hard. 215 00:09:28,660 --> 00:09:31,660 Also, the cop family dad from Family Matters. 216 00:09:31,660 --> 00:09:32,640 Oh, yeah. Family Matters. Yeah. 217 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,100 Family is a different thing. 218 00:09:34,100 --> 00:09:38,040 Yeah. Or Dave Coulier, just because I don't think anyone's seen him in a while. 219 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:40,440 I forgot that that was a name. Yeah. 220 00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:41,780 I never forget about him. 221 00:09:41,780 --> 00:09:44,640 Do you think he still makes beaver jokes? 222 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:47,480 Do you think he still has that cross eyed bear? 223 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,620 There's only one way to find out. 224 00:09:49,620 --> 00:09:52,020 Look up cameo. Dave Coulier. 225 00:09:52,020 --> 00:09:55,220 Oh, I thought we were just like going to kill Sean and bring 226 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:56,560 Coulier to the funeral. 227 00:09:56,560 --> 00:09:57,900 That's what I was concerned with. 228 00:09:57,900 --> 00:09:59,060 That's a better idea. 229 00:09:59,060 --> 00:10:02,000 Let's know. This is it's good that we workshop these things, 230 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,800 because otherwise I would have killed Sean. 231 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:08,300 Check in next week for cage match with Nick and Peter and Dave Coulier. 232 00:10:10,180 --> 00:10:13,680 The natural replacement for when Sean dies mysteriously. 233 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:16,540 You're not wrong. 234 00:10:17,680 --> 00:10:19,680 You both would have gone down on the Lannis Morse. 235 00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:21,840 No, he didn't. That was the issue, right? 236 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:23,320 Only one way to find out. 237 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:25,020 I went down on the Lannis Morse. 238 00:10:25,020 --> 00:10:27,260 You would. I would. 239 00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:28,920 I mean, I called your shot for you, but. 240 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:30,960 All right. Let's be real. 241 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:32,760 She was God. That's fair. 242 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:34,400 Yeah, she did a car wheel. 243 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:37,300 And there's one thing that everybody knows about me is like, 244 00:10:37,700 --> 00:10:41,240 I go down on cartwheels, cartwheels, get you oral. Yeah. 245 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:45,600 So the season of the witch, 246 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:48,840 this movie like zero car wheels. 247 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:49,740 Yeah, none. 248 00:10:49,740 --> 00:10:52,380 Although it clear for probably could have done one at some point 249 00:10:52,380 --> 00:10:54,680 and been like, I'm a witch. 250 00:10:54,680 --> 00:10:56,380 Or but she wasn't a witch. 251 00:10:56,380 --> 00:10:57,880 That's true. She was a car wheel. 252 00:10:57,880 --> 00:11:00,980 The skirt falls down. Nope. Demon. 253 00:11:00,980 --> 00:11:02,820 That would have been better. Yeah. 254 00:11:02,820 --> 00:11:04,960 And then she does a movie on her hands. 255 00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:07,300 Uh, demon labels. 256 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:13,940 Demon labial folds. 257 00:11:14,940 --> 00:11:16,940 Demon Majores. 258 00:11:16,940 --> 00:11:19,160 I just look. 259 00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:20,340 I know we talked about the costumes already, 260 00:11:20,340 --> 00:11:23,440 but just I really dug their armor and their capes 261 00:11:23,740 --> 00:11:26,140 and just visually, the whole thing made me think, 262 00:11:26,140 --> 00:11:30,040 what if that witcher show was mildly OK? 263 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:32,440 Oh, yeah. What if they got a real show runner? 264 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:33,520 Yeah. Yeah. 265 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:35,320 Well, it could have been great. The witcher. 266 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,620 Oh, the witcher was bad. 267 00:11:37,620 --> 00:11:38,860 Yeah, that's too bad. 268 00:11:38,860 --> 00:11:42,360 I never played the games or anything, so I really had no stakes in it at all. 269 00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:44,100 And everyone's like, well, I don't know. 270 00:11:44,100 --> 00:11:45,500 He's hot. Whatever. 271 00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:47,740 He's big. He's big. 272 00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:49,040 It's a tough one. 273 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:51,160 Well, to talk about the witcher for a second. 274 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:54,300 They definitely based the first season on the first book, 275 00:11:54,300 --> 00:11:58,940 which is more of a series of like loosely connected 276 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:05,780 short stories that kind of give you an idea of what being a witcher and. 277 00:12:06,220 --> 00:12:08,420 But they're all short stories are about. 278 00:12:08,420 --> 00:12:10,180 Gerald. Gerald. 279 00:12:10,180 --> 00:12:11,260 That's how you create a character. 280 00:12:11,260 --> 00:12:12,320 The main characters there. 281 00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:14,960 The drugs they use to make him give him no emotions. 282 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:17,160 But he has to fuck constantly. 283 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:19,040 Mm hmm. So it's a crank situation. 284 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:21,460 Kind of. OK. I can get behind that. 285 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:24,400 Fantasy crank. Fantasy crank. 286 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:26,980 Yeah. More veins, less bathwater. 287 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:29,140 Come on, bring it. 288 00:12:29,140 --> 00:12:31,680 OK, so my favorite thing about this movie is that I think that. 289 00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:32,840 What movie are we talking about again? 290 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:35,080 Season of the Witch, obviously, 2011. 291 00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:37,380 You think you think they couldn't afford the song? 292 00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:41,860 My favorite part of this movie 293 00:12:41,860 --> 00:12:45,900 is the buddy cop action of Cage and Perlman. 294 00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:47,100 They fucking. 295 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,960 So great. Good. 296 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:50,660 Like charisma together. 297 00:12:50,660 --> 00:12:53,500 Like I would do a TV show that didn't involve any of this shit. 298 00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:55,160 It's them. Not the Crusades. 299 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:58,180 That's fucking a lame sort of backdrop for it. 300 00:12:58,180 --> 00:12:59,500 It could be that time frame. 301 00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:02,880 But them being like townie, you know, go town to town, 302 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:05,440 sort of solve the mystery of whatever is going on. 303 00:13:05,580 --> 00:13:06,840 Sometimes it's a witch. 304 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:08,920 Sometimes it's I don't know. 305 00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:11,880 So essentially you just want to make the Witcher with these two, 306 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:13,480 which is what I wanted. 307 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:16,120 It would be incredible. Yeah, I would watch that. Yeah. 308 00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:20,760 Weirdly enough, the CG in this movie, despite being bad and from 15 years 309 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:23,360 13 years ago, still better than The Witcher show. 310 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:25,960 Oof was a bad show. That's rough. 311 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:27,860 I mean, this is you're right. 312 00:13:27,860 --> 00:13:31,600 It looks pretty good for 2011, but it's pretty bad on the eyes. 313 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:35,540 It has the generic like like tornado of demons at the end of the film. 314 00:13:35,540 --> 00:13:40,280 Yeah, I will say I did enjoy that like final demon fight 315 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:45,160 with all of the monks or whatever like coming about and just being like, 316 00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:48,300 OK, I'm fucking evil now and I'm going to I'm going to do a stab spider 317 00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:49,260 climbing up the walls. 318 00:13:49,260 --> 00:13:51,360 Yeah, a lot of drop ins. 319 00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:52,600 Mm hmm. Yeah. 320 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:53,960 Let's talk about the plague for a minute, 321 00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:57,240 because it seems like it really fucked people up in this movie. 322 00:13:57,260 --> 00:13:59,900 Yeah. And I don't think that's totally how the plague works. 323 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:03,440 I don't think it was necessarily the play. 324 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:04,100 It was a play. 325 00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:06,380 It was a play. OK. All right. 326 00:14:06,380 --> 00:14:08,720 Might have been caused by a demon. 327 00:14:09,020 --> 00:14:11,140 Yeah, I think it was pretty. 328 00:14:11,140 --> 00:14:15,260 I mean, they they implied pretty heavily that dealing with this one 329 00:14:15,260 --> 00:14:18,060 particular demon causes plague which lady. 330 00:14:19,020 --> 00:14:22,020 But then which lady does that mean she was already there? 331 00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:24,920 Because she'd been around for a hot minute. 332 00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:27,260 She needed to be taken to the abbey to get the book. 333 00:14:27,460 --> 00:14:31,300 But if she was already there, then didn't she say that she had destroyed 334 00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:33,800 all the other books? Yeah. 335 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:35,680 Well, she'd been trying to in the abbey was the last. 336 00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:38,680 Abby was the last bastion of it and they were doing copies of it. 337 00:14:38,780 --> 00:14:39,740 Yeah. Wanted to get. 338 00:14:39,740 --> 00:14:43,280 But there had been other copies about and they were all destroyed at this point. 339 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:44,720 I think it was implied that. 340 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:47,080 But what I'm saying is like they'd are that demon. 341 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:49,120 All those monks had already died to the plague. 342 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:51,280 Right. But she wasn't there. 343 00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:52,420 So how did that? 344 00:14:52,420 --> 00:14:54,620 Yeah. Also, like never mind. 345 00:14:54,620 --> 00:14:57,460 That seemed like a well known like Abby. 346 00:14:57,460 --> 00:15:01,000 So it just seems silly that she didn't just fly her ass over there. 347 00:15:01,260 --> 00:15:02,660 She was in a cage, though. 348 00:15:02,660 --> 00:15:06,100 Which she immediately got out of of her own accord. 349 00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:09,540 Oh, yeah. No, she she definitely just wanted them to take her there. 350 00:15:09,540 --> 00:15:11,980 You know what? It's looked like a long walk. 351 00:15:11,980 --> 00:15:13,940 It did look like a long walk. She had wings. 352 00:15:13,940 --> 00:15:19,580 What what would be cooler, though, than having some dudes drag your ass up there 353 00:15:19,980 --> 00:15:21,880 so you could chill out in style. 354 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:24,120 Then you get to eat them or kill them or whatever. 355 00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:25,880 I don't know. What do demons do? 356 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:27,060 She just killed him. 357 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:28,920 Turn the guy's head around. That's always true. 358 00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:31,060 That is good. And Ron Perlman's death was awesome. 359 00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:34,040 Yeah. Ron Perlman had a good one. Yeah. Fire hug. 360 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:37,240 Yeah. DeBell's like it was so fast because this movie is really dark. 361 00:15:37,540 --> 00:15:40,080 And I mean, not in concept. 362 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:42,080 It's just it was really dark. 363 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:45,980 And, you know, he's doing this incantation to steal her away forever. 364 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:49,720 And then it's just all of a sudden like, quick. Yep. Head snap. 365 00:15:49,780 --> 00:15:52,780 That's it. Goodbye. DeBell's act. DeBall's act. 366 00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:55,860 DeBall sack. DeBall sack. 367 00:15:55,860 --> 00:15:57,620 We got that. Yeah. 368 00:15:57,620 --> 00:15:58,820 Uh, Christopher Lee. 369 00:15:58,820 --> 00:16:01,100 Fucking awesome. Yeah. Yeah. Fucked up face. 370 00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:03,860 You know, a lot of herpes. Yeah. Yeah. 371 00:16:03,860 --> 00:16:07,040 I mean, he eats a peach. 372 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:10,800 Yeah. We got Michael Douglas. 373 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:13,000 So Michael Douglas, that's what we were talking about the other day. 374 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:15,580 Saying that he's still alive. 375 00:16:15,580 --> 00:16:17,840 You got throat cancer from eating too much. 376 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:19,620 Catherine Zeta Jones. 377 00:16:19,620 --> 00:16:21,420 That's wild. That is wild. 378 00:16:21,420 --> 00:16:24,820 I mean, I I hope it's true. 379 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,360 Only one way to find out for both of their sake. 380 00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:30,760 I mean, really, like happy couple. 381 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:32,860 Fair. Let's see other characters in here. 382 00:16:32,860 --> 00:16:38,540 There's a I don't know, the like Swedish guy or something. Sure. 383 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:42,400 So there's like, oh, well, there's the altar boy kid. 384 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:45,640 Yeah. Who is Klaus from Umbrella Academy. 385 00:16:45,940 --> 00:16:47,800 Oh, was he? Yeah. Oh, yeah. 386 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:50,940 Oh, wow. I just finished that show the other night. 387 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:52,920 I was the last season. Yeah. 388 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:55,080 How was it? I enjoyed it. OK. 389 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,280 I mean, it's all the endings what it is. 390 00:16:57,280 --> 00:17:00,340 But the discord around the Internet is the ending isn't great. 391 00:17:00,380 --> 00:17:03,420 Yeah, it's a little flat, but it's I don't know. 392 00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:07,220 Nothing's been as good as that first season. Correct. 393 00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:10,160 How many times can you just do an apocalypse? 394 00:17:10,820 --> 00:17:12,620 Yeah, I would say four. 395 00:17:12,620 --> 00:17:14,100 Yeah, four would do it. 396 00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:16,020 Or in this movie, one. 397 00:17:16,020 --> 00:17:20,060 Yeah. So there was, you know, him altar boy boy. 398 00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:24,100 Alter boy boy is my favorite sidekick. Yeah. 399 00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:29,500 All right. And then yes, Stephen Graham from Snatch as Haggar, their guide. 400 00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:32,420 Just seems like kind of a cunt. 401 00:17:32,420 --> 00:17:34,140 Yeah, he got eaten by wolves. 402 00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:36,580 Yeah. Yeah. But they were like. Demonic wolves. 403 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:38,780 Yeah. I was going to say witchy wolves, which sounds better. 404 00:17:38,780 --> 00:17:40,180 But again, she wasn't a witch. 405 00:17:40,180 --> 00:17:42,180 Wasn't a witch. Not a witch. 406 00:17:42,180 --> 00:17:44,700 That opening goes hard, though, when they're like throwing witches 407 00:17:44,700 --> 00:17:46,660 off the bridge and just snapping necks. 408 00:17:46,660 --> 00:17:50,600 Mm hmm. I did want to point this out because the first thought I had was 409 00:17:50,660 --> 00:17:53,700 they hung the witches like snap their necks. 410 00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:57,280 Then drowned them, which overkill, but then left them in the water. 411 00:17:57,280 --> 00:18:00,340 I'm like, that's how you poison your water supply and you're going to get sick. 412 00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:02,820 And then the next like scene you see in the city, it's all plagued up. 413 00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:04,180 I'm like, I fucking told you. 414 00:18:04,180 --> 00:18:07,720 That's right. You put like weird bad people's corpses in the water. 415 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:10,820 It's like, let's go drink that and wash our clothes in it and shit. 416 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:14,960 But the problem is, well, I mean, nobody washed anything back then. 417 00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:18,260 The problem was they didn't pull them back out and burn them. 418 00:18:18,900 --> 00:18:21,060 It was the burning they forgot. 419 00:18:21,060 --> 00:18:25,160 Well, it was the incantation that would burn them or incantation that would like. 420 00:18:25,340 --> 00:18:26,600 I mean, you should burn them as well. 421 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:28,740 Well, yeah, you should exercise them and then burn them. 422 00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:32,180 Yeah, I can't believe how much that fucking dude looks like Peter Stormare, though. 423 00:18:32,300 --> 00:18:35,140 Yeah, he does look like a lot of Peter Stormare. 424 00:18:35,140 --> 00:18:36,720 I took a lot in the forehead. 425 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:39,280 I did a little Photoshop overlay of the two of them. 426 00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:41,820 I was like, damn, that's close. 427 00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:43,880 What do you think your favorite part of this movie was? 428 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:46,980 Did I mention the penis helmet? 429 00:18:47,780 --> 00:18:50,160 I mean, you didn't bring up the fact that he should play toad. 430 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:51,120 He should play toad. 431 00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:56,460 We need a gritty Mario sequel, like fucking 90s live action Mario movie. 432 00:18:56,460 --> 00:18:58,560 Gritty sequel. We get Leguizamo back. 433 00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:00,700 Ron Perlman plays toad. 434 00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:02,000 So who plays Mario? 435 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,840 No, Mario's dead. They're avenging his death. 436 00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:07,200 OK, can we just do Super Mario Brothers 437 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:11,840 to just an all desert weird shy guy radish? Yes. 438 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:14,980 Lots of like deep digging in the desert. Yeah. Yeah. 439 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:16,620 I like that. 440 00:19:16,620 --> 00:19:18,580 I think Ron Perlman is the fastest at it for some reason, 441 00:19:18,580 --> 00:19:21,280 because he's got those big hands. 442 00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:23,820 Yeah, he's sort of a Wreck-It Ralph type. 443 00:19:23,820 --> 00:19:27,700 He would be a great live action Wreck-It Ralph, but like old. 444 00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:31,660 Yes. Retired Wreck-It Ralph. Yeah. 445 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:37,000 I do like the sword fighting in this movie is like serviceable. 446 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,480 I do enjoy the all right. 447 00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:42,000 We got old guys sword fighting, so we're just going to like show them 448 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,980 like overhead swing, then cut to every angle 449 00:19:44,980 --> 00:19:48,380 that doesn't show their face for cool shit and then finish. 450 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:52,180 I mean, I like how you say old guy and I'm like, that's how they would feel me. 451 00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:54,720 Yeah. Not saying we're not old. 452 00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:57,520 That was also like 13 years ago. 453 00:19:57,520 --> 00:20:00,360 Old like they were just in their 50s. 454 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,960 Well, Cage was I don't know how old Perlman Perlman. 455 00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:05,060 I mean, he would have now. 456 00:20:05,060 --> 00:20:08,500 Cage would have been in his 40s because he's only 59 now. 457 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:09,700 That's true. Yeah. 458 00:20:09,700 --> 00:20:11,200 How old are they? Not even that old. 459 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:13,500 Yeah. Ron Perlman, 45. 460 00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:16,140 But he just lived a hard fucking life. 461 00:20:16,140 --> 00:20:18,640 74. So he would have been 60. Yeah. OK. 462 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:20,780 I'm not swinging a sword when I'm 60. 463 00:20:20,780 --> 00:20:24,420 Maybe a little sword. I'm not swinging much. 464 00:20:24,420 --> 00:20:25,780 God, he was good as Hellboy. 465 00:20:25,780 --> 00:20:27,080 He was fucking he was the best. 466 00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:28,520 That's my hellboy for sure. 467 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:29,860 Although that new one looks pretty fucking good. 468 00:20:29,860 --> 00:20:31,420 I'm excited for that. 469 00:20:31,420 --> 00:20:33,420 I think my OK. So back to your question. 470 00:20:33,420 --> 00:20:35,860 Your favorite is just, 471 00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:39,400 well, not the guy from Stranger Things, Stranger Things. 472 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:42,140 Yeah. He was fine and all, but Stranger Things. 473 00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:44,480 Yeah. So the guy who played Harper. 474 00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:45,980 Yeah. David. Oh, gotcha. 475 00:20:45,980 --> 00:20:47,620 He was the last cowboy. 476 00:20:47,620 --> 00:20:50,720 I lost which conversation we were having. Yeah. 477 00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,320 I'm not helping. OK. 478 00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:54,920 So your favorite Hellboy is 479 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:58,720 the one at the end of the movie where they fight all the monks. 480 00:20:59,260 --> 00:21:01,220 Ron Perlman. Yeah. Gotcha. 481 00:21:01,220 --> 00:21:04,500 And then Nicolas Cage gets stabbed with the wingtips. Oh, yeah. 482 00:21:04,700 --> 00:21:05,600 That was a pretty cool. 483 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:07,900 Like if I was a demon and I was fighting somebody, 484 00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:10,200 I would stab them with my wingtips. 485 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:14,240 This movie does have a lot of like I'm like, I want to steal that for D&D. 486 00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:15,400 Yeah, it's cool. 487 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,280 I had never thought about that. 488 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:18,580 You know, points on the wingtips. 489 00:21:18,580 --> 00:21:19,840 You literally have a weapon. 490 00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:20,740 It's a weapon. 491 00:21:20,740 --> 00:21:24,840 Just like it whipping around into his back was pretty fucking gnarly. 492 00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:25,720 Yeah. Yeah. 493 00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:27,980 And I like that he does not survive the film. 494 00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:29,060 Yeah, he does not. 495 00:21:29,060 --> 00:21:32,960 He does get to give like all shucks kids go on and have a good life. 496 00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:33,960 Kind of a speech. 497 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:37,760 But it was convenient that the demon didn't just take human form, 498 00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:41,900 but actually possess somebody what for there to be somewhat of a happy ending. 499 00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:45,200 Because I was confused by that at the end where it's like, oh, so there 500 00:21:45,940 --> 00:21:47,700 she was a person. Right. 501 00:21:47,700 --> 00:21:52,840 And I'm sure that she and Kay lived to be a ripe old 37 years old. 502 00:21:52,940 --> 00:21:57,040 Yeah. Well, demons do need some kind of vessel to come in, 503 00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:58,880 like most literature, right? 504 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,060 Like they need to possess somebody. 505 00:22:01,060 --> 00:22:02,180 But why didn't it bust out? 506 00:22:02,180 --> 00:22:03,580 That's what possession is all about. 507 00:22:03,580 --> 00:22:05,260 It was about to bust, man. 508 00:22:05,260 --> 00:22:08,700 Maybe it just needed like a little more edging. 509 00:22:08,900 --> 00:22:10,820 Yeah. Had to get near that church. 510 00:22:10,820 --> 00:22:13,200 Mm hmm. Maybe about the best. 511 00:22:13,660 --> 00:22:17,740 Maybe it's no good in like open world combat has to do close quarter. 512 00:22:18,460 --> 00:22:21,040 OK. They were in that kind of sweet dome. 513 00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:23,440 So my favorite scene was the bridge scene. 514 00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:25,000 Me too. Getting over that bridge. 515 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,140 Oh, yeah. That was really cool. 516 00:22:26,140 --> 00:22:26,980 It was tense. 517 00:22:26,980 --> 00:22:31,840 I love that everybody had some kind of hand wrappings except for the priest. 518 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:34,580 And like, he's like, oh, my hands are all bleeding up. 519 00:22:34,580 --> 00:22:36,020 Well, he got stabbed in the hand. 520 00:22:36,020 --> 00:22:38,980 Yeah, but he was also needs that he should probably have more hand wrap. 521 00:22:39,020 --> 00:22:40,260 Yeah, I did notice that too. 522 00:22:40,260 --> 00:22:43,360 I'm like, why is it like, why is no one giving the guy with the bloody handed glove? 523 00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:47,260 Also, maybe Nick Cage, you're not holding the rope like give him your gloves. 524 00:22:47,300 --> 00:22:50,100 Well, I mean, if you give him a glove, like really, 525 00:22:50,100 --> 00:22:52,360 that just opens you up for an infection. 526 00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:56,440 This time of the world, he was going to die of an infection regardless. 527 00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:57,900 They weren't going to boil that glove. 528 00:22:57,900 --> 00:22:59,700 Yeah. Infection being head turning. 529 00:22:59,700 --> 00:23:01,940 What do you think? That's Roman. 530 00:23:01,940 --> 00:23:02,340 What do you think? 531 00:23:02,340 --> 00:23:04,980 Pearlman drank from that flask? Oh, no, I guess it was cage. 532 00:23:04,980 --> 00:23:06,480 You drank it. What do you think they were drinking? 533 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:08,520 It was a prominent flask. 534 00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:10,120 Yeah. But what was it? 535 00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:11,980 Liquor. Yeah, I think. 536 00:23:11,980 --> 00:23:13,960 What's like 13th century liquor? 537 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:16,160 Some type of mash, I'm assuming. 538 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,800 It sounds horrid. 539 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:21,160 I did like their cockiness when they were in the Crusades. 540 00:23:23,940 --> 00:23:25,040 Sorry, three local. 541 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:26,500 We hadn't evolved to four. 542 00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:28,200 I was going to say they probably didn't have that many locals. 543 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:28,700 Yeah. 544 00:23:30,180 --> 00:23:31,580 I did like through the Crusades. 545 00:23:31,580 --> 00:23:34,780 They tried to show the passage of time through the like Crusades montage 546 00:23:34,780 --> 00:23:37,520 by like adjusting the length of their beards. 547 00:23:37,820 --> 00:23:39,980 Yeah, they adjusted their costumes and stuff. 548 00:23:39,980 --> 00:23:41,420 That's how you get mushroom head. Yeah. 549 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:42,680 So I loved mushroom head. 550 00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:44,920 Nick Cage's helmet was dumb. I did not like that. 551 00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:46,380 Yeah, agreed. 552 00:23:46,380 --> 00:23:50,400 Also, I like how whenever they like swang their swords around. 553 00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:55,660 Swang, swang the sword and dang and swang the sword. 554 00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:58,740 But they'd like they'd whack people and like people go flying. 555 00:23:58,800 --> 00:23:59,440 Oh, yeah. 556 00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:02,040 Whacking and swang and swang and and whack and 557 00:24:03,100 --> 00:24:04,340 dang and swacking. 558 00:24:04,340 --> 00:24:07,520 They're their fights were great in the Crusades. 559 00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:13,580 I liked their buddiness of like, you know, whoever kills less has to buy 560 00:24:13,580 --> 00:24:14,720 and buys the drinks. 561 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:17,020 Yeah, I'll take the 300 on the left. 562 00:24:17,020 --> 00:24:18,780 You take the 300 on the right. 563 00:24:18,780 --> 00:24:21,020 Then who will buy? Oh, you're still buying. 564 00:24:23,500 --> 00:24:27,800 It was very gimly and I really enjoyed them when they weren't. 565 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:31,460 I really enjoyed their banter when they weren't in like a fantasy movie. 566 00:24:31,540 --> 00:24:35,300 Yeah, when it was just like two dudes in like dresses talking. 567 00:24:35,340 --> 00:24:36,580 Yeah, so good. 568 00:24:36,580 --> 00:24:41,180 Like when they were in prison and they're just like in their dirty robes. 569 00:24:41,180 --> 00:24:43,820 I love that. Yeah. 570 00:24:43,820 --> 00:24:45,740 Yeah, there's not like a lot of good quotes from this, 571 00:24:45,740 --> 00:24:47,520 but, you know, that's the one where Pearlman's like, 572 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,660 what's that smell in case just goes you? 573 00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:51,520 That was a good one. 574 00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:55,700 I did like how when they were making their demands to take the 575 00:24:55,700 --> 00:24:58,940 the witch to the abbey to the monastery, 576 00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:03,000 they could like, I want her to have a fair trial and like walks away 577 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,780 and run from it's like, and we we get off. 578 00:25:05,980 --> 00:25:06,600 We get out of here. 579 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:08,940 Yeah, like we're we're also good. Yeah. 580 00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:14,080 Yeah, Nicholas Cage's character was definitely more. 581 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:17,120 I wouldn't say pious, but like moral. 582 00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:22,160 And I did enjoy the contrast of Ron Perlman's just like, 583 00:25:22,220 --> 00:25:23,820 oh, I'm just here for a good time. 584 00:25:23,820 --> 00:25:28,260 Yeah. Or like the story cage tells about Ron Perlman 585 00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:32,100 signing up for the crusades when he was talking to the priest. 586 00:25:32,100 --> 00:25:36,500 And he's like, oh, you know, like how much absolution do I get? 587 00:25:36,900 --> 00:25:40,240 Or how much how many years do I need to serve for adultery? 588 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:42,940 How many years for thievery? 589 00:25:42,940 --> 00:25:45,040 Better just sign me up for 20 then. 590 00:25:46,180 --> 00:25:47,040 That was pretty good. 591 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:49,280 Filson's the best character without a doubt. 592 00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:51,420 Yeah. He's the best in everything. 593 00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:53,180 Yeah, he is the best boy. 594 00:25:53,180 --> 00:25:55,120 What are we even doing here anymore? Who cares? 595 00:25:57,020 --> 00:25:59,900 So Cage's performance overall, I mean, the accent's bad. 596 00:26:00,300 --> 00:26:02,500 What do you think of it across the board? 597 00:26:02,500 --> 00:26:04,940 That's it's just it's serviceable. It's there. 598 00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:06,340 Yeah, it's just what it is. 599 00:26:06,340 --> 00:26:11,380 I mean, this is not a high quality film. 600 00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:14,200 No, but it's a very enjoyable film. 601 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,080 Yes. Yeah. So he. 602 00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:19,240 I would rank it slightly better than Prince of Persia Sands of Time. 603 00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:24,740 Hmm. So he lost the Razzie Award for worst actor. 604 00:26:24,780 --> 00:26:26,680 Oh, did you guys look anything up on this? 605 00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:27,820 No, not a thing. 606 00:26:27,820 --> 00:26:30,680 Do you want to guess who won worst actor? 607 00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:32,360 2011, 2011. 608 00:26:32,360 --> 00:26:34,420 It's a very famous person. 609 00:26:34,420 --> 00:26:40,760 2011. Give me one true performance and three not true. 610 00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:42,300 Like, well, I'm not going to. 611 00:26:42,300 --> 00:26:43,300 Was it for a big movie? 612 00:26:43,300 --> 00:26:44,560 Like four movies. 613 00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:46,440 It was definitely a movie that they. 614 00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:47,440 It was definitely a movie. 615 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:51,040 Their production company funded this movie, as they often do. 616 00:26:51,300 --> 00:26:57,540 Major comedic actor from our, you know, 1990s, mid 90s youth. 617 00:26:58,320 --> 00:26:59,420 Was it Adam Sandler? 618 00:26:59,420 --> 00:27:00,580 It is an Adam Sandler. 619 00:27:00,580 --> 00:27:01,680 Is it Jack and Jill? 620 00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:03,460 Yes, it is Jack and Jill. 621 00:27:03,460 --> 00:27:05,960 Nicely done. Well, Jack and Jill. 622 00:27:05,980 --> 00:27:07,220 What's a Jack and Jill? 623 00:27:07,220 --> 00:27:08,120 I haven't seen that one. 624 00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:12,700 Adam Sandler sleeps with a fucking Scarface. 625 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,700 Really? I've never seen this one. 626 00:27:15,700 --> 00:27:18,040 What's why can I remember Serpico's name? 627 00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:19,300 Al Pacino, Pacino. 628 00:27:19,300 --> 00:27:22,640 Al Pacino wants to sleep with Adam Sandler, who plays his like Adam Sandler. 629 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:25,280 And his twin plays his twin sister. 630 00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:28,780 I think we finally broke neck. 631 00:27:28,780 --> 00:27:30,920 No, I'm just working on logistics here. 632 00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:34,680 They cloned Adam Sandler as a woman for this film. 633 00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:37,380 Mm hmm. And it is played by Al Pacino. 634 00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:40,520 No, it's played by Adam Sandler. 635 00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:43,000 But Al Pacino is in the movie in a fat suit 636 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,700 and wants to sleep with Adam Sandler's sister. 637 00:27:45,700 --> 00:27:49,940 Did Adam Sandler get the Razzie for his performance as dude 638 00:27:49,940 --> 00:27:52,200 Adam Sandler or Lady Adam Sandler? 639 00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:54,040 Well, it was the actor. 640 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:58,140 So I assume that Jack got the Razzie and Jill did. 641 00:27:58,140 --> 00:28:00,180 All right. He's an actor regardless. 642 00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:01,480 I want to know. 643 00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:04,120 You can also call women actors actors. 644 00:28:04,580 --> 00:28:06,920 I mean, they differentiate it because of that. 645 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:08,820 Sexism is a particular thing. 646 00:28:08,820 --> 00:28:11,620 If you want to be gender neutral, use Actron. 647 00:28:11,620 --> 00:28:13,500 Yeah, it's a robot. 648 00:28:13,500 --> 00:28:16,100 That is the actual gender neutral. Is it? 649 00:28:16,300 --> 00:28:17,500 Yeah, that's Actron. 650 00:28:17,500 --> 00:28:20,800 Dumb. Yeah, that is a robot and I like that better. 651 00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:23,840 Yeah. Ah, so the best Actron. 652 00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:25,780 No, I don't know. 653 00:28:25,780 --> 00:28:27,540 Who else was up for a Razzie's out here? 654 00:28:27,540 --> 00:28:31,180 So wait, Lady Adam Sandler tried to sleep with Al Pacino. 655 00:28:31,220 --> 00:28:33,840 Al Pacino tried to sleep with Lady Adam Sandler. 656 00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:35,280 Yeah, you've got the measure of it. 657 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:37,260 What was the attraction? 658 00:28:37,260 --> 00:28:39,020 Tell me more about Jack and Jill. 659 00:28:39,020 --> 00:28:40,020 I don't know. 660 00:28:40,020 --> 00:28:43,160 I've only like that's all I've just make up something for me. 661 00:28:43,900 --> 00:28:47,760 So the tagline I'll just describe the poster for you. 662 00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:48,960 It's oh, yeah. 663 00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:51,260 So tell me the poster poster, 664 00:28:52,300 --> 00:28:56,600 you know, a banner across that says Adam Sandler is Jack and Jill. 665 00:28:56,940 --> 00:28:59,140 And then in the top half of it, it's Adam Sandler going. 666 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,180 OK, that's great for this audio format. 667 00:29:02,180 --> 00:29:04,320 And on the bottom, it's Jill going. 668 00:29:05,020 --> 00:29:07,180 Oh, OK. Peter Grimist and then smiled. 669 00:29:07,180 --> 00:29:10,720 And the tagline is his twin sister is coming for the holidays. 670 00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:11,980 How's it spelled? 671 00:29:11,980 --> 00:29:15,020 The normal way. Sorry, this isn't. 672 00:29:15,020 --> 00:29:16,300 See you at my end. 673 00:29:16,300 --> 00:29:17,360 You got the normal. 674 00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:20,920 Yeah, it depends on like how what you Google for being normal. 675 00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:23,660 It's twin sister is coming. 676 00:29:23,900 --> 00:29:25,960 Wow. Busted. 677 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,840 And then the lower half says dot dot dot. 678 00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:32,740 And it ain't pretty. 679 00:29:32,740 --> 00:29:34,980 So he's a squirter. 680 00:29:34,980 --> 00:29:37,820 I am so aroused right now. 681 00:29:37,820 --> 00:29:40,840 OK. So I was a matter of Sean. 682 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,380 Come back next episode when we watch Jack and Jill. 683 00:29:43,420 --> 00:29:47,820 I like how this this episode isn't coming out for like a couple months. 684 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,660 Yeah. Yeah, it'll be a while. 685 00:29:49,660 --> 00:29:51,420 But yeah, I'm going to listen. 686 00:29:51,420 --> 00:29:52,420 I'm going to this is going to come out. 687 00:29:52,420 --> 00:29:55,460 So many spiders in my house by the time this comes out. 688 00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:57,600 Holy fuck. OK. 689 00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:01,360 So I'm just going to read you the last sentence of the synopsis of this movie. 690 00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:05,160 OK, but you know, ultimately disapproves of Jack's agency commercial, 691 00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:09,160 which features him rapping and instructs Jack to destroy all iterations of it. 692 00:30:09,300 --> 00:30:13,240 I don't want to know if it's Pacino rapping or Jack rapping. 693 00:30:13,260 --> 00:30:14,300 I just want to. 694 00:30:14,300 --> 00:30:16,600 Does Pacino play Pacino? 695 00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:18,540 Mm hmm. Yes. 696 00:30:18,540 --> 00:30:22,040 I love because he's he's hired to do a Dunkin Donuts commercial. 697 00:30:22,580 --> 00:30:24,940 I love the 100% out of context 698 00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:29,020 combination of the words Jack and rapping. 699 00:30:29,020 --> 00:30:32,220 Just Jack rapping Jack rapping. 700 00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:34,800 That's a rap battle. 701 00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:37,460 I don't know if I'd want to attend. 702 00:30:37,460 --> 00:30:38,740 I would. 703 00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:41,300 I'd go to Al Pacino's rap battle. 704 00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:44,640 Will you go to Jack Battle, though? 705 00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:46,240 Adam Pacino's rap battle. 706 00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:48,180 Jack Battle. Not as Jack Battle. 707 00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:49,640 You don't want to do that. 708 00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:52,520 It's a Jack battle between Pacino and Sting. Oh, no. 709 00:30:53,980 --> 00:30:56,120 My money's going so long. 710 00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:58,620 Mine has a fiery finish. 711 00:30:58,620 --> 00:31:01,160 You need to go to a doctor. 712 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:02,920 Where do you think I got it? 713 00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:06,760 I got to stop finding doctors in alleyways. 714 00:31:07,260 --> 00:31:09,700 They're cheap and they're available, but man. 715 00:31:11,060 --> 00:31:12,440 Oh, man. 716 00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:13,260 I don't know. What do you guys think? 717 00:31:13,260 --> 00:31:16,040 Any other any other thoughts on this actual movie? 718 00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:18,800 What movie are we talking about again? 719 00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:20,800 Season the Witch 2011. 720 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:23,140 I couldn't tell you scene to scene how this movie played out. 721 00:31:23,140 --> 00:31:25,620 I just remembered I was entertained the whole time. 722 00:31:25,620 --> 00:31:30,260 Yeah, I mean, I could give you a roundabout of it, but there's a witch. 723 00:31:30,260 --> 00:31:37,200 There's a witch and they get out of jail to take the witch to the witching school. 724 00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:40,000 Everybody else in their party kind of dies. 725 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,640 Well, almost everybody except for Klaus. 726 00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:46,640 And it would have taken the probably less time 727 00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:48,580 because it took them what three days to get there? 728 00:31:48,580 --> 00:31:50,820 Oh, no. Three movie days. 729 00:31:50,820 --> 00:31:52,940 I'm trying to remember. They said it was like three or four days. 730 00:31:52,940 --> 00:31:56,280 Either way, probably would have been faster to send one guy on a fast horse 731 00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:58,380 to get the book and then come back. 732 00:31:58,380 --> 00:32:00,720 I don't think they knew that the book was the objective. 733 00:32:00,860 --> 00:32:01,460 Yeah, they did. 734 00:32:01,460 --> 00:32:03,700 No, they were going to go to have the witch on trial. 735 00:32:03,700 --> 00:32:06,260 Then when they got there, they found everyone doing the book shit. 736 00:32:06,260 --> 00:32:07,940 And they were like, oh, the Book of Solomon. 737 00:32:07,940 --> 00:32:11,660 But no, they know they they still knew they needed the book to like cast the spell. 738 00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:16,900 Yeah, I think on the right of it that they were sending her to the abbey 739 00:32:16,900 --> 00:32:18,080 because of the book. 740 00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:19,840 Oh, because they had the book. 741 00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:21,420 And that's why she wanted to go. Right. 742 00:32:21,420 --> 00:32:23,380 I should have just gotten that fucking book. Yeah. 743 00:32:23,380 --> 00:32:25,440 I think it was more than like three days. 744 00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:27,520 I think it was a size. 745 00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:30,020 I mean, three days in a fantasy world. 746 00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:32,360 It wasn't that that's like Burian. 747 00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:36,000 They say they say the they say it's like how many they say how far it is. 748 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,200 And it's like three or four days. It's not long. 749 00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:39,500 They should have packed more booze. 750 00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:41,740 They should have had more everything. 751 00:32:41,740 --> 00:32:43,140 It was a bad ass flask, though. 752 00:32:43,140 --> 00:32:44,800 It was a cool fly that spikes. 753 00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:46,000 Yeah, it's like flask. 754 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,400 My flask is monogrammed. 755 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:49,940 It says Dave on it. Nice. 756 00:32:49,940 --> 00:32:53,020 I got it at Goodwill and I'm really happy to have a Dave flask. 757 00:32:53,580 --> 00:32:57,680 Mine is monogrammed and it has a Batman logo on it. 758 00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:00,020 It says Bums. I like that. Yeah. 759 00:33:00,580 --> 00:33:04,060 Dave, we aren't monogram supposed to be your initials. 760 00:33:04,860 --> 00:33:06,620 Well, I don't know. It was engraved. 761 00:33:06,620 --> 00:33:08,020 Oh, had a name on it. Yeah. 762 00:33:08,020 --> 00:33:11,460 Yeah. Well, how do you know his initials aren't D.A.V.E.? 763 00:33:11,500 --> 00:33:14,240 Yeah. Darryl Allen Veranda. 764 00:33:16,900 --> 00:33:18,140 We're going to end on Veranda. 765 00:33:18,140 --> 00:33:20,100 Good night, everybody. 766 00:33:20,780 --> 00:33:21,940 Thank you for listening. 767 00:33:21,940 --> 00:33:23,220 I don't even know. 768 00:33:23,220 --> 00:33:24,220 This is a weird one. 769 00:33:24,220 --> 00:33:25,580 We're going to we're going to sprinkle these in here 770 00:33:25,580 --> 00:33:28,380 because we're hurting for content because we're getting towards the end of the thing. 771 00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:30,620 We're not hurting for content. 772 00:33:30,620 --> 00:33:34,860 We just we also just want some breaks for our lives. 773 00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:37,920 That's why we record these things months in advance. 774 00:33:38,060 --> 00:33:40,500 I've just got all these movies I want to talk about. 775 00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:42,300 Yeah, there's good shit out there. 776 00:33:42,300 --> 00:33:45,000 We're going to talk more about weird fucking cage shit. 777 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:49,100 I'm like a stone's throw away from owning all the Nicolas Cage movies 778 00:33:49,100 --> 00:33:51,760 except for the animated shit. 779 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:54,140 So we know what to get you for Christmas. 780 00:33:54,140 --> 00:33:55,600 Not going to do it. 781 00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:57,140 You just burn them. 782 00:33:57,140 --> 00:33:59,800 No, probably toxic fumes around you take a picture. 783 00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:01,300 You're just like, this is right. 784 00:34:01,300 --> 00:34:03,580 I'll pawn them for vintage pornography. 785 00:34:03,580 --> 00:34:08,480 OK, that's every time you come over to my house and you see like a 1983 786 00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:11,020 playboy on the like coffee table. 787 00:34:11,260 --> 00:34:13,160 I'll know I helped. Yeah. Yeah. 788 00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:14,980 All right. That was the crudes. 789 00:34:14,980 --> 00:34:15,660 Yeah. 790 00:34:17,060 --> 00:34:20,020 Now, I assume to get that kind of porno, you just like put a box 791 00:34:20,020 --> 00:34:23,100 of weird, loose, Nick Cage DVDs out somewhere. 792 00:34:23,300 --> 00:34:24,500 You have to put them under a bridge. 793 00:34:24,500 --> 00:34:30,140 Yeah. And you come back later and you just find like 1981 March Playboy. 794 00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:31,480 Yeah. Yeah. All right. 795 00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:32,700 That's pretty fucking tight. 796 00:34:32,700 --> 00:34:33,640 That's a good system. 797 00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:35,320 So I was doing so 798 00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:39,580 I was doing a job down in Tacoma the other last week. 799 00:34:39,580 --> 00:34:44,920 And I found a hobo nest behind my job site and there was a job 800 00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:47,920 a book like in the hobo nest 801 00:34:49,060 --> 00:34:53,420 like the basically the trials and tribulations of fatherhood. 802 00:34:57,060 --> 00:35:00,540 And my my apprentice was getting married this the weekend 803 00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:04,480 after this, and I was like, oh, man, you should totally grab that book. 804 00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:05,780 He's like, maybe I should. 805 00:35:05,780 --> 00:35:08,680 And then we came back the next day and all the rest of the trash 806 00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:11,540 was still there, but that one book was gone. 807 00:35:11,540 --> 00:35:14,340 So I'm assuming the hobos were listening. 808 00:35:14,420 --> 00:35:16,760 Oh, yeah. They knew what treasure was. Yeah. 809 00:35:17,220 --> 00:35:18,380 Speaking of treasure. 810 00:35:18,380 --> 00:35:19,760 Thank you for listening. 811 00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:23,320 You can find us on social media at Cage underscore match underscore pod 812 00:35:23,860 --> 00:35:27,960 or on Patreon if you feel like giving us money to make us do more of this. 813 00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:31,040 If you give us enough money, we'll stop doing this. 814 00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:33,340 We could. Yeah. It's got to be a big amount. 815 00:35:33,340 --> 00:35:35,880 Yeah. Enough to kill enough to kill a rhinoceros. 816 00:35:35,900 --> 00:35:38,140 Yeah. Or be Nicolas Cage. 817 00:35:38,140 --> 00:35:41,720 So special thanks to our sparkle buddies, Josh, Sean, Josie, Rico, Matt, Adam 818 00:35:41,720 --> 00:35:47,280 and Bill got there and to our cage dancers, Ira, John Freeman, Lance, 819 00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:50,020 Nathan and Cameron. 820 00:35:50,020 --> 00:35:54,520 You can find us on Patreon at Cage match if you want to do that. 821 00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:59,600 Veranda, if you ever want to see how much money it takes to choke me to death, 822 00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:03,800 just start donating. 823 00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:05,960 But it all has to be like at one time, 824 00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:09,700 because otherwise I'm a start swallowing and you can't stop me 825 00:36:09,700 --> 00:36:12,200 once I start swallowing. 826 00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:15,300 You just keep saying I'm about to bust. 827 00:36:15,300 --> 00:36:19,000 It'll sound like, oh, well, well, bye. 828 00:36:19,580 --> 00:36:20,380 Bye. 829 00:36:20,380 --> 00:36:25,880 Bye. Bye. 830 00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:34,020 So I'm taking Rico to get his vasectomy tomorrow. 831 00:36:34,020 --> 00:36:34,860 Oh, perfect. Yeah. 832 00:36:34,860 --> 00:36:37,360 He was wondering like you hear. 833 00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:39,720 He did not know you needed somebody to drive. 834 00:36:39,720 --> 00:36:41,200 You're a better friend than I. 835 00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:45,460 Well, he definitely was going deep into the coffers for people to give him a ride. 836 00:36:45,460 --> 00:36:50,300 Yeah. I was going to say, wait, I'm not I'm not like number two on his call sheet. 837 00:36:52,100 --> 00:36:53,880 I you probably place lower than you. 838 00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:55,200 You probably missed his call. 839 00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:57,640 That's all it was, Sean. 840 00:36:57,640 --> 00:37:00,080 He got to me and I was like, you know what? 841 00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:00,980 I got you, buddy. 842 00:37:00,980 --> 00:37:03,180 Yeah, you've you've gone through this. 843 00:37:03,180 --> 00:37:06,280 Well, he's getting it snipped. I'm going to go buy a pack of peas. 844 00:37:06,380 --> 00:37:08,620 And I'll have that just set on the seat for him. 845 00:37:08,620 --> 00:37:10,360 Now, boil them. 846 00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:14,900 A bag of boiled peas like frozen peas in a hot bag. 847 00:37:15,100 --> 00:37:16,100 Yeah. Pull a Hayden. 848 00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:35,080 That's a Hayden style for sure.