1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,640 Oh, God. Oh, my God. 2 00:00:12,180 --> 00:00:15,820 Also, they're great for lunch because they won't they don't advertise this, 3 00:00:15,820 --> 00:00:18,620 but you can just get a half sandwich on the side for like 12 bucks. 4 00:00:19,260 --> 00:00:21,720 What do I do for the rest of my lunch, then? 5 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:24,400 I mean, or you can just get the full sandwich. 6 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:27,000 But that's like $18. 7 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:29,360 Gee, really sell me on going to Alehouse. 8 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:30,360 Yeah, all right. 9 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:32,700 Fair enough. We're going to get Alehouse as a sponsor. 10 00:00:34,160 --> 00:00:35,360 Then they're going to listen to this episode. 11 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:36,460 Yeah. Pull it. Yep. 12 00:00:36,460 --> 00:00:38,940 Exactly. No one listens to the recap episodes. 13 00:00:38,940 --> 00:00:39,900 We're fine. 14 00:00:40,700 --> 00:00:42,240 Say whatever the fuck you go on tonight. 15 00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:44,080 Did we cross 600? 16 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:46,380 No, 599. 17 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:48,340 I was like, I should just have Rachel listen to it. 18 00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:50,880 And then that's that's inauthentic. Cheating. 19 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:52,720 Yeah, I'm really mad about it. 20 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:56,360 Oh, do you still have the photo of the wild poop knife you found? 21 00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:58,120 Yeah, I found a poop knife. 22 00:00:58,120 --> 00:01:00,660 Oh, somebody's going to be really sad. They lost that. 23 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:02,660 No, no, it was in a bathroom still. 24 00:01:02,660 --> 00:01:04,360 It was like conveniently placed there. 25 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:06,300 Oh, you mean you didn't take it? 26 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:09,100 It might did not. 27 00:01:09,100 --> 00:01:12,140 I mean, it was basically just a butter knife that has been used to chop up poop. 28 00:01:12,140 --> 00:01:15,940 So you assume why else would that knife be in the bathroom? 29 00:01:16,300 --> 00:01:17,400 So seems reasonable. 30 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:18,280 I'm actually surprised. 31 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:21,780 I thought you were going to speak of like a commercial or rest area 32 00:01:21,780 --> 00:01:23,640 kind of restroom. Oh, yeah. 33 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:25,220 No, this is a private residence. 34 00:01:25,220 --> 00:01:25,780 Yeah, this was a. 35 00:01:25,780 --> 00:01:27,620 That's someone's private poop knife. 36 00:01:27,620 --> 00:01:28,880 Well, I hope you didn't use it. 37 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:32,020 No, no, I would never deign to use someone else's poop knife. 38 00:01:32,220 --> 00:01:34,120 Violate the sanctity of a poop knife. 39 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:34,600 Yeah, man. 40 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:40,300 Or Adam responded to this thread with what is dot dot dot a poop knife. 41 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:41,840 I can't believe he didn't know. 42 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:45,100 I responded, it's the knife you use to make a hearty poop smaller. 43 00:01:45,100 --> 00:01:46,440 What so it can be flushed. 44 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:49,940 I am reticent to use the word bite sized, but this is the shitty 45 00:01:50,180 --> 00:01:51,740 pun intended language we have. 46 00:01:51,740 --> 00:01:52,540 Mm hmm. 47 00:01:53,980 --> 00:01:56,220 To which Peter responded, you fuck you, Sean. 48 00:01:56,220 --> 00:02:00,260 Yep. Well, hey, welcome to end of season. 49 00:02:01,220 --> 00:02:03,260 I don't know this season. 50 00:02:03,260 --> 00:02:04,760 Two part one. Yeah. 51 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:08,540 The round of 32, the one that we didn't give a good name to the dirty spew. 52 00:02:08,700 --> 00:02:09,660 There you go. 53 00:02:09,660 --> 00:02:12,040 Also, yeah, basically, we're at our two year anniversary. 54 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:13,540 So congrats to that. 55 00:02:13,540 --> 00:02:14,580 Yeah. What's the two? 56 00:02:14,580 --> 00:02:16,480 What's the second year anniversary? 57 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:18,440 Weather. 58 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:20,640 Each year. 59 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:21,780 It's I'll be right back, guys. 60 00:02:21,780 --> 00:02:22,640 One second. 61 00:02:22,640 --> 00:02:26,020 There is low key excellent film 62 00:02:27,220 --> 00:02:29,020 Speed Racer, the Wachowski Speed Racer. 63 00:02:29,020 --> 00:02:29,820 I still haven't seen it. 64 00:02:29,820 --> 00:02:31,900 It's a lot of fun. 65 00:02:31,900 --> 00:02:37,060 But Racer X is full like tip to toe leather body suit. 66 00:02:37,660 --> 00:02:40,540 And I don't know if they just have him, Mike, or if the boom 67 00:02:40,540 --> 00:02:42,300 Mike's way too close, but whenever he moves, it's 68 00:02:42,300 --> 00:02:46,280 we are. I'm sure they did that on purpose. 69 00:02:46,640 --> 00:02:48,100 Yeah. Sound guy. 70 00:02:48,100 --> 00:02:49,840 I mean, they can edit that stuff out. 71 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:51,940 They did not. Yeah. Perfect. 72 00:02:51,940 --> 00:02:55,980 I like that somebody probably had to do like actual mic recording 73 00:02:55,980 --> 00:02:58,680 for that suit in a soundstage somewhere. 74 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:00,020 That makes me happy. 75 00:03:00,020 --> 00:03:02,880 Who was I talking to the other day about like the art of Foley? 76 00:03:03,220 --> 00:03:06,020 I was talking to someone about like Foley looking how much fun that must be. 77 00:03:06,260 --> 00:03:08,420 If it was you hit us up on Twitter. 78 00:03:08,420 --> 00:03:11,160 Yeah. Fucking let me know, because my fucking brain's going in. 79 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:13,360 This is going to annoy me. 80 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:16,060 We're crushing this episode so far. 81 00:03:16,060 --> 00:03:18,500 That's nice. A little dip your toes in warm. 82 00:03:18,740 --> 00:03:19,440 Oh, yeah. 83 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:21,340 You're the only one with an agenda for this. 84 00:03:21,340 --> 00:03:23,440 I just brought alcohol and cupcakes. 85 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:25,640 Yeah. I mean, that's a pretty good, pretty good bring. 86 00:03:25,900 --> 00:03:27,640 I provided the house. 87 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:28,680 Welcome back to Caged Magic. 88 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:29,580 Go on around about what we need. 89 00:03:29,580 --> 00:03:30,740 Nicholas Cage. 90 00:03:31,180 --> 00:03:32,440 I'm your host, Sean. 91 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:36,420 You're with my co-host, Nick and Nick and our producer. 92 00:03:36,620 --> 00:03:38,020 Peter. Hello. 93 00:03:38,420 --> 00:03:40,560 I like that this is the sexy episode. 94 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:42,480 Is it? I was going for more depressed. 95 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:46,200 Well, it could be that is actually the sexiest thing you've ever done. 96 00:03:47,100 --> 00:03:49,420 Fucking you know what? 97 00:03:49,420 --> 00:03:51,700 Can we get my ex wife on this podcast again? 98 00:03:51,700 --> 00:03:53,000 They will probably agree with you. 99 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,000 You know. Yeah. 100 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,640 So speaking of depressing stats, 101 00:03:56,800 --> 00:04:01,540 we have watched now seven days, 20 hours and 30 minutes of Nick Cage movies. 102 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:04,480 I want this final number on my fucking tombstone. 103 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:06,780 Yeah. Just that should be your tattoo. 104 00:04:06,940 --> 00:04:07,820 We also have now. 105 00:04:07,820 --> 00:04:08,980 Fucking maybe. Yeah. 106 00:04:08,980 --> 00:04:10,480 I just put the final number. 107 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:11,440 There you go. 108 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:14,880 We also have now produced two days, five hours and 11 minutes of content. 109 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:17,720 That's less than counting than how much Nick Cage we've watched. 110 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:21,520 It is less impressive, but it's still a large amount of time 111 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:23,720 that we have spent doing this. 112 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:25,800 Oh, God, there's a metric for how much time we spend together. 113 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:27,660 Practically a minimum. 114 00:04:27,660 --> 00:04:29,960 I have more because I look at your faces a lot, too. 115 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:32,340 That's a treat for you, though. 116 00:04:32,340 --> 00:04:33,560 Did you bring your wig? 117 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:35,840 I'm going to say yes. Good. 118 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:37,680 Did you bring your gavel? 119 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:39,580 Yes. Excellent. 120 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:41,440 Everything is going to plan. 121 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:44,940 So we are wrapping up 122 00:04:44,940 --> 00:04:48,420 our second round of 32 watches. 123 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:52,060 So our second time around with most of these films, half these films, 124 00:04:52,180 --> 00:04:54,060 because that's how brackets work. 125 00:04:54,060 --> 00:04:55,320 Yeah. Uh huh. 126 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:57,900 What did you think of this round, Nick? 127 00:04:57,900 --> 00:05:01,660 I you know, I this one had like some slow points 128 00:05:01,660 --> 00:05:04,400 because there were just some wieners that got into the winners. 129 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:05,760 But we'll get into that. 130 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:08,140 I was looking at the list today and I'm like, oh, man. 131 00:05:08,140 --> 00:05:10,500 Actually, we could start. Let's do wieners and winners. 132 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:11,740 OK. 133 00:05:11,740 --> 00:05:15,820 Um, you know, I still am not a huge fan 134 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:18,120 of mom and dad. 135 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:20,080 That's a wiener to me. 136 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:22,820 Totally not even like a cool hot dog wiener. 137 00:05:23,060 --> 00:05:23,780 No, that one. 138 00:05:23,780 --> 00:05:27,320 Now, yeah, that one's like rolled out of the bag onto like the floor 139 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:28,920 and like the dog got it. 140 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:29,760 Yeah. 141 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:32,100 A little bit of hair before it went on the rollers. 142 00:05:32,460 --> 00:05:33,400 Cruells. 143 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:35,660 So it baked in. 144 00:05:35,660 --> 00:05:37,300 Yeah. OK. I mean, that's a fair one. 145 00:05:37,300 --> 00:05:40,500 I think one that's kind of a wiener for me, as much as I like 146 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:44,700 to find interesting aspects to it is Peggy Sue got married. 147 00:05:44,700 --> 00:05:47,000 Like I just I can't get into that movie that much. 148 00:05:47,780 --> 00:05:51,700 Yeah, it's I mean, it's fine. 149 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:55,080 It's fine if you're just going to watch a romantic comedy, 150 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:58,840 but a romantic comedy with Nicolas Cage in it is not. 151 00:05:59,780 --> 00:06:00,780 The best, though. 152 00:06:00,780 --> 00:06:03,020 Rosie Perez is fine. 153 00:06:03,020 --> 00:06:06,320 She's you're thinking of a different movie. 154 00:06:06,660 --> 00:06:07,720 Oh, yeah, no. 155 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:09,060 I'm going to be. 156 00:06:09,060 --> 00:06:10,960 Yeah. Oh, man. Fuck that movie. 157 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:12,760 You can also call it a wiener if you want. 158 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:14,760 It's a wiener. It didn't make it this far, though, did it? 159 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:16,460 It made it. Yeah. I made it this far. 160 00:06:16,460 --> 00:06:18,340 Yeah. It's lost to Army of One. 161 00:06:18,340 --> 00:06:19,740 Oh, thank God. 162 00:06:19,740 --> 00:06:22,200 Hey, let's talk about a winner for a second. 163 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:27,040 Man is the fucking love army of one underdog story right there. 164 00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:28,040 It's going to keep going. 165 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:28,940 An underdog at this. 166 00:06:28,940 --> 00:06:32,440 I mean, it is technically our only remaining 16 seed, but 167 00:06:33,620 --> 00:06:36,120 I forgot when that it was a 16. 168 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:37,960 Yeah, it's a it fucking rules. 169 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:40,020 I love that movie. It's so stupid. 170 00:06:40,020 --> 00:06:43,220 I was going to say in terms of the wiener category, 171 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,960 the one matchup that I'm just like, this is 172 00:06:47,860 --> 00:06:51,000 there's a lot of stuff to like not be excited about here. 173 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,160 Eight millimeter versus Captain Kareli. 174 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:54,840 That episode turned out pretty well. 175 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:56,040 It's a great episode. 176 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:59,300 But that is like I was looking like, how did these two movies get through? 177 00:06:59,300 --> 00:07:00,940 And then I looked at what they went up against originally, 178 00:07:00,940 --> 00:07:05,540 which was Bad Lieutenant, Port of Call, New Orleans and Lord of War. 179 00:07:05,620 --> 00:07:06,720 Yeah, which makes sense. 180 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:08,080 Are much worse films. 181 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:09,920 I like eight millimeter. 182 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:11,220 I'm going to stick to that one. 183 00:07:11,220 --> 00:07:12,960 Oh, I still I'm not saying I don't like it. 184 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:15,660 I like it. It's just of everything we've seen. 185 00:07:15,660 --> 00:07:19,760 I'm like, this is this is an odd one to go back to time and again. 186 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:21,260 Oh, I was wrong. 187 00:07:21,260 --> 00:07:24,700 There's one more 16 seed that made it through with her man. 188 00:07:24,740 --> 00:07:28,200 Yeah, I was going to say, how did that escape the bottom of the tier? 189 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:31,180 That is that is a that is a healthy wiener. 190 00:07:31,540 --> 00:07:33,040 That is a winner. 191 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:36,880 Yeah, right. That's a wiener that I want. 192 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:43,120 Yeah, I'm I'm totally OK with fully engaging with that wiener. 193 00:07:47,020 --> 00:07:51,620 But controversially, I'm still going to say I'm not super into 194 00:07:52,300 --> 00:07:53,900 National Treasure. 195 00:07:53,900 --> 00:07:54,940 It's not that controversial. 196 00:07:54,940 --> 00:07:55,860 It's a long movie. 197 00:07:55,860 --> 00:07:58,000 I think it's a fun movie, but I'm with you. 198 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,280 It's it's I'm still thinking Primal 199 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:03,460 Primal. I love Primal. 200 00:08:03,460 --> 00:08:04,960 I watch Primal. 201 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:08,820 I mean, at some point, I have to actually rewatch that, but I just don't. 202 00:08:08,820 --> 00:08:11,360 And watch it at normal speed like a fucking person. 203 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:13,360 First time. Yeah, do it again. 204 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:15,240 No, it'll be better. 205 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:17,500 I think it might actually be better to speed. 206 00:08:17,500 --> 00:08:20,500 Yeah, no, I've got it on Blu Ray and you can watch it with me. 207 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:24,340 OK, that's like, watch it with just as good as two times speed. 208 00:08:24,340 --> 00:08:26,940 I was looking at the match up with that National Treasure 209 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:30,120 because that's in the next round because that went up against the rock. 210 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:33,320 And I still stand by that National Treasure, the better Nicholas Cage film. 211 00:08:33,320 --> 00:08:35,380 Yeah, I hate to agree. 212 00:08:35,380 --> 00:08:39,960 Like it on principle, but National Treasure goes up against Red Rock West next. 213 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:41,120 So from. 214 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:43,400 Yeah, yeah. 215 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:48,360 Not to call our shots too far in advance, but sorry, National Treasure. 216 00:08:49,060 --> 00:08:52,440 I guess that all depends on how the episode shakes out. 217 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:53,500 That's a very good point. 218 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:54,500 We may be swayed. 219 00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:55,500 Yeah. 220 00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:58,180 Any other winners that really stood out? 221 00:08:58,180 --> 00:08:59,180 I don't have the list. 222 00:08:59,180 --> 00:09:01,580 I was a wiener for sure. 223 00:09:01,580 --> 00:09:04,080 I still have like fondness for that movie. 224 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:05,880 It's stupid. They slag gold. 225 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:07,880 Whatever. Yeah. Oh, that's so weird. 226 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:11,220 I love like how did he get that weird 227 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:14,920 like plasma torch on a like Hallberg? 228 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:16,800 Yeah, I don't know. 229 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:19,700 He's a thief. I've seen those before on on Mythbusters. 230 00:09:19,700 --> 00:09:23,060 You can just find him like easily in an hour. 231 00:09:23,060 --> 00:09:26,500 People. OK, people generally lock those things up. 232 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:29,300 And yeah, you can say he's a thief again, but. 233 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:32,200 Like you can't. 234 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:34,140 They're not just out. 235 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:38,020 Like I couldn't walk onto any construction site and find a plasma torch. 236 00:09:38,020 --> 00:09:40,180 But thief. 237 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:41,480 So what? 238 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:44,360 He's got a yellow pages for where to steal things. 239 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:46,620 That's how thieves work, right? 240 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:48,020 You should know. 241 00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:50,900 I'm not going to give up all of our secrets to the thief. 242 00:09:50,900 --> 00:09:53,740 I'm not going to give up all of our secrets to this podcast. 243 00:09:54,940 --> 00:10:00,100 Having to having to do a another rewatch of Kiss of Death 244 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:03,500 because of the stolen episode upsets me. Yeah. 245 00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:07,680 I enjoyed that movie the first time I watched it because it was a weird little thing, 246 00:10:07,680 --> 00:10:10,040 like a weird little eccentricity in his career. 247 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:12,220 But the more I watch it, the more I hate it. 248 00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:16,780 I think one thing that stood out for me from season one, which was the round of 64. 249 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:19,360 It was all so random. 250 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:21,260 Like we watched shit that we would have never watched. 251 00:10:21,260 --> 00:10:23,620 You know, there's Prisoners of the Ghostland, weird shit 252 00:10:23,620 --> 00:10:26,200 that just like would never have crossed our paths. 253 00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:31,140 And with the round of 32, like we didn't get that same experience. 254 00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:33,560 It was the same shit again. 255 00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:36,900 And there was like definitely a period at the beginning for me 256 00:10:36,900 --> 00:10:40,380 where I was surly about watching these again and being like, right. 257 00:10:40,380 --> 00:10:42,640 The Ghost Rider episodes. Correct. 258 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:45,280 It's been a vendetta still slaps. It does. I agree. 259 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:49,180 And unfortunately, all Ghost Riders have been eliminated. Yeah. Yeah. 260 00:10:49,220 --> 00:10:52,560 I was really hoping for a Ghost Rider versus Face Off and Con Air was 261 00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:55,260 those were hard that they were never going to get past there. 262 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:58,360 Yeah, no. And now Face Off goes up against Con Air, 263 00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:02,160 which will be our first actual episode of the Slick Steen. Yeah. 264 00:11:03,060 --> 00:11:06,900 Peter, why don't you tell us about what's going to happen in 265 00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:09,740 the next the Slick Steen? 266 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:12,980 We've we've pretty traditionally had just us watching 267 00:11:12,980 --> 00:11:16,780 or with a guest this last season or the beginning of the season. 268 00:11:17,180 --> 00:11:19,340 We had a guest for every episode, which was awesome. 269 00:11:19,340 --> 00:11:23,160 We're going to do two guests per episode, but it will not be contentious 270 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:26,460 head to head debate with them talking with each other. 271 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:29,860 They will each sort of have their horse 272 00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:33,360 that they're backing of the two movies and fight for it 273 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:38,300 and try and kind of convince Nick and Sean, which movie is better. 274 00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:41,600 Is this because we're too cheap to buy a fifth microphone? 275 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:45,240 Yes. Nice. So, yeah, it'll be it'll be interesting. 276 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:50,240 I think it'll be a little bit deeper dive on people who really have 277 00:11:50,780 --> 00:11:54,040 feelings and thoughts about a specific movie 278 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:57,540 and then hopefully getting really to think about it in a different light. 279 00:11:58,580 --> 00:12:00,020 Because otherwise, we were just watching these movies 280 00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:03,720 again and again and again and again and going, yeah, Wicker Man. 281 00:12:04,020 --> 00:12:06,120 What was in that fucking bag? Was it a shark? 282 00:12:06,420 --> 00:12:08,520 I just want to know. I forgot about the shark bag. 283 00:12:08,700 --> 00:12:11,000 I do want to know what was the big guy all about? 284 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,640 I don't know. I mean, was it sexy? 285 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:15,040 It was probably sexy. 286 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:17,380 He just needs to feel something. 287 00:12:17,380 --> 00:12:18,740 It's bee stings. 288 00:12:18,740 --> 00:12:21,540 Oh, man. It's studded for her pleasure. 289 00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:27,980 Gross. So, yeah, that's the general idea. 290 00:12:27,980 --> 00:12:30,580 We're going to see if it works. Hopefully, it is a fun time. 291 00:12:30,580 --> 00:12:33,820 You're going to get eight episodes of it, so let's hope it works. 292 00:12:33,820 --> 00:12:36,120 Yeah, that's that's the beauty of this listeners. 293 00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:38,360 The further we get, the less of it there is. 294 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:40,660 That's true. We are actually amazing people. 295 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:45,040 Amazingly enough, whittling it down and we have 15 episodes to go, 296 00:12:45,340 --> 00:12:47,400 not counting a couple bonus episodes that are going to come out. 297 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:49,300 We've got USS Indianapolis 298 00:12:49,300 --> 00:12:52,080 Men of Courage that we watched on a lark with my neighbor 299 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:56,220 who has a shark and whiskey semi annual, semi annual, biannual. 300 00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:58,920 I always fuck it up event. 301 00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:04,060 And we'll be reviewing Long Legs here in the next two weeks or so. 302 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:07,060 And at some point, the surfer. 303 00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:09,660 Oh, yeah. Excited for that one, too. 304 00:13:09,660 --> 00:13:13,560 That's got a really good reception at Cairns. 305 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:15,760 Can. Yeah. Yeah. OK. 306 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:17,960 Cairns is a different thing. 307 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,340 That's the adult film festival. 308 00:13:21,340 --> 00:13:22,880 Oh, nice. 309 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:25,540 Are there any other matchups coming up that you're looking at? 310 00:13:25,540 --> 00:13:27,480 You're like, that's going to be a hard one. 311 00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:30,740 Hard and Joe. 312 00:13:30,740 --> 00:13:33,040 Yeah, hard in a like, this is difficult to watch. 313 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:34,320 Or hard to dislike, hard to decide. 314 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:36,380 Like you look at that and you just want both to go forward. 315 00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:37,760 Because for me. 316 00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:39,380 Vampires Kissing Mandy. 317 00:13:39,380 --> 00:13:41,260 That's a tough. 318 00:13:41,260 --> 00:13:43,800 There's going to be a couple that are like definitely good movies 319 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:47,500 that I have already formed opinions on and that I'm 320 00:13:48,140 --> 00:13:49,840 kind of already biased about. 321 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:52,500 Yeah, it's almost inevitable at this point, though. 322 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:56,840 In terms of a matchup, that's just going to be a fucking hard week. 323 00:13:57,740 --> 00:13:59,600 Joe versus leaving Las Vegas. 324 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:02,340 Yeah, it's going to be some sad boys. 325 00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:03,880 There will be a sad one. 326 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:05,740 Did we decide if we're going to try and watch these together, 327 00:14:05,740 --> 00:14:07,580 if we can or not? 328 00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:09,720 I mean, we save that for the elite or the Master Eight. 329 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:12,380 We definitely made that assertion about this round 330 00:14:12,380 --> 00:14:14,160 and we watched like two movies together. 331 00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:17,800 Yeah. So I've been down to do more watching together. 332 00:14:17,860 --> 00:14:19,320 We could try like three. 333 00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:21,500 Yeah, I mean, that's most of it at that point. 334 00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:23,760 I guess, yeah. 335 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:26,540 Percentage wise, I mean, we're doing pretty well. 336 00:14:26,540 --> 00:14:30,940 So like Red Rock West and Army of One are like the two 337 00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:34,380 standout like surprises for me. 338 00:14:34,380 --> 00:14:38,520 I think Joe fits in that for me to as a movie that I didn't know much about 339 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:42,120 or anything, certainly never heard of was surprised by how much I liked it 340 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:43,820 and thought it was a really great flick. 341 00:14:43,820 --> 00:14:44,720 Yeah. Mm hmm. 342 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:47,680 Like I knew of Joe, but I hadn't seen it. 343 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:49,360 God, Captain Carly's mandolin. 344 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:52,160 Fuck. So glad that's gone. Yeah. 345 00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:54,520 All right. No, there are no more Italians in our bracket, right? 346 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:56,460 No, I don't think so. Good. 347 00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:58,240 What about our Patreon? 348 00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:00,940 Mm hmm. If you're Italian, you have to tell us. 349 00:15:00,940 --> 00:15:05,840 Yeah. And we'll charge you double. 350 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:07,080 You're not supposed to tell them that. 351 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,440 We'll just do it. 352 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:10,920 Nobody looks at their credit card statements. True. 353 00:15:11,380 --> 00:15:13,560 You can't cancel us. Yeah, exactly. 354 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:16,260 Have you been to hump lately? 355 00:15:16,260 --> 00:15:19,920 I feel like we've talked about this probably on the podcast before. 356 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:22,760 Yeah, I still like hump. I'm pro hump. Yeah. 357 00:15:23,060 --> 00:15:27,240 I think that the big thing is that at one point it was really amateur 358 00:15:27,340 --> 00:15:29,400 and it was like truly local. 359 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:32,640 And I think that it's become more national 360 00:15:32,740 --> 00:15:36,400 and there's higher production values, which isn't a bad thing, 361 00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:39,720 but it's lost a little bit of the like voyeuristic. 362 00:15:39,740 --> 00:15:41,680 Yeah. Pleasure. Exactly. Right. 363 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:45,120 Like like you can watch normal porn at home. Yeah. 364 00:15:45,860 --> 00:15:48,180 But going to a theater 365 00:15:48,180 --> 00:15:50,860 and watching somebody from the next neighborhood over. 366 00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:53,920 Right. There's a little different angle to that, right? 367 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:57,300 Mm hmm. Is that angle like between the legs right behind the balls? 368 00:15:57,300 --> 00:15:59,700 Usually, yeah. Classic. 369 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:02,700 Neither of you are in the group chat with 370 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:06,400 that we recently talked about the 371 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:09,240 the guy casting to the TV at the Ale House. 372 00:16:09,540 --> 00:16:11,340 Are you? No. Oh, yeah. 373 00:16:11,340 --> 00:16:13,680 So no. Wait, what? 374 00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:19,120 So one of our friends was at the Ale House and some like, 375 00:16:19,580 --> 00:16:23,380 I don't know, late age Gen X or 376 00:16:23,380 --> 00:16:27,480 just casted from his phone up to the TV. 377 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:31,720 But he casted like his like photo roll, his camera roll. 378 00:16:32,020 --> 00:16:36,060 And so for just enough time for people to see up 379 00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:41,260 on the TV was like shirtless photos of him at the gym. 380 00:16:41,260 --> 00:16:45,600 Like nice, like just flabby body and all. 381 00:16:45,940 --> 00:16:50,440 And then also presumably a bunch of photos of his girlfriend 382 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:54,880 exposing his like fetish of like schoolgirl shit. 383 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:58,940 Why was it? Why was this like, you just not knowing what he's doing? 384 00:16:58,940 --> 00:17:00,820 Is this just him trying to do a goof? 385 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:06,360 Whatever it truly was, he tried to cover by saying 386 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:12,260 that he was just exposing the flaw in their TV security. 387 00:17:12,260 --> 00:17:14,260 So this is not having just passed. 388 00:17:14,260 --> 00:17:17,300 This is his kink. Yeah, maybe. Maybe. 389 00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:19,460 Yeah, that actually makes more sense. 390 00:17:19,460 --> 00:17:22,440 There's some sort of exhibitionism thing going on. 391 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:24,440 Humiliation kink. Yeah. 392 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:26,440 I fucking hate people. 393 00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:29,040 I do too, but you know what? 394 00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:31,380 That's the best part about having them around. 395 00:17:31,380 --> 00:17:34,420 You get to see all the contemptible shit that they do. Yeah. 396 00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:37,680 Make up stories for why they do it. 397 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:41,820 Tell them on your Nick Cage podcast. Yeah. Exactly. 398 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:45,120 I love to low key shame this guy. 399 00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:49,200 I'm hoping that like through some wild chain of events, 400 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:53,060 his buddy that was with him is somehow hears about this podcast 401 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:56,340 and then is like, dude, dude, you got called out. 402 00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:59,440 They're talking about you. They're slandering your good name. 403 00:17:59,980 --> 00:18:02,180 No, it's just going to make him cum more. 404 00:18:02,180 --> 00:18:04,320 He loves that shit. 405 00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:06,920 No one tell that guy about this podcast. 406 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,120 Unless he really likes Nick Cage 407 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:09,680 because we needed one more listen this month. 408 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:12,960 Yeah. Or you have a tarp ready. 409 00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:15,320 If you've got a tarp. 410 00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:17,120 Strong. Yeah. 411 00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:18,920 I'll show you the photo home later. OK. 412 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:21,100 Oh, nice. We'll put it on the Patreon. 413 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,540 I show it now. Let's get a good let's get a reaction. 414 00:18:23,540 --> 00:18:26,140 Maybe we'll know this guy. OK, hold on. 415 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,500 I mean, yeah, you guys eat at this place. 416 00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:29,740 You might know. 417 00:18:29,740 --> 00:18:33,200 I do totally recognize that guy. 418 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:35,840 I know that. I mean, I don't know him, but I recognize him too. 419 00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:40,280 Oh, man. Oh, I was just testing your television security. 420 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:44,080 Oh, I saw that guy today. 421 00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:45,520 Anyone can put up a picture. 422 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:48,760 Probably has come stinky fingers. 423 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:49,600 Ew. 424 00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:52,380 I don't like this game anymore. 425 00:18:52,380 --> 00:18:54,040 No, I love it. 426 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:56,380 All right. What's another reason I don't go to that place? 427 00:18:56,780 --> 00:18:58,680 What? Now? Now it's a reason. 428 00:18:58,680 --> 00:18:59,640 Fuck you. 429 00:19:00,420 --> 00:19:03,620 What's a matchup this next round that you guys are really looking forward to? 430 00:19:04,020 --> 00:19:07,520 I'm really looking forward to Joe. 431 00:19:07,660 --> 00:19:08,360 No. 432 00:19:09,460 --> 00:19:11,820 I mean, I'm looking forward to watching Joe, but yeah, 433 00:19:11,820 --> 00:19:16,700 I'm looking forward to watching Army of One and Moonstruck. 434 00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:17,740 Moonstruck. Yeah. 435 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:20,260 That is just two movies that are going to be fun. 436 00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:23,900 And I'm going to be walking around saying shit like 437 00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:28,440 my hair, my bride. 438 00:19:30,180 --> 00:19:31,980 I'll be at work doing it. 439 00:19:31,980 --> 00:19:36,520 I'll be bugging telling people about chicken wings and me 440 00:19:37,380 --> 00:19:42,460 buying toilets made by people who don't have big American dumps. 441 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:43,460 Yeah, that's true. 442 00:19:43,460 --> 00:19:45,900 It's never going to they don't they don't need a knife. 443 00:19:45,900 --> 00:19:47,780 Yeah. Yeah. 444 00:19:47,780 --> 00:19:49,240 Callback. Nice. Yeah. 445 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:51,180 I'm looking forward to Wicker Man versus Wild at Heart, 446 00:19:51,180 --> 00:19:52,820 because that's just going to be unhinged. 447 00:19:52,820 --> 00:19:54,720 Yeah, that is going to be a really weird one. 448 00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:56,820 Another one that I'm kind of happy about. 449 00:19:56,820 --> 00:20:00,660 It's really just because I forgot how much I love Raising Arizona, 450 00:20:00,660 --> 00:20:02,320 but it comes up in my brain a lot now. 451 00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:03,960 I just haven't watched it since the last time. 452 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:06,700 And I'm like excited to watch that in Wicker Man or not Wicker Man. 453 00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:07,860 That man, the weather man. 454 00:20:07,860 --> 00:20:09,260 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 455 00:20:09,260 --> 00:20:11,800 Yeah. This comedy. 456 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:15,700 There's it's a wide it's a wide gap in what his comedies are. 457 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:18,780 Yeah, he's trapped in paradise. 458 00:20:18,780 --> 00:20:21,040 Got great, obviously depth. 459 00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:23,180 Honeymoon in Vegas. 460 00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:25,120 Amazing. I forgot about Honeymoon. 461 00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:28,820 I think about skydiving Elvis's all the time now. 462 00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:32,680 And that guy with the big fucking teeth was his name, like Roy Montana or something. 463 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:37,460 Just that that's a movie of just fully deplorable people. 464 00:20:37,460 --> 00:20:39,700 Like I didn't want anyone in that movie to be happy. 465 00:20:40,060 --> 00:20:41,760 Yeah, they all kind of suck shit in there. 466 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:43,100 Except for Mr. Miyagi. 467 00:20:43,100 --> 00:20:44,740 Oh, he's cool. Yeah. 468 00:20:44,740 --> 00:20:45,860 I mean, he's kind of a dick. 469 00:20:45,860 --> 00:20:48,260 Oh, what about the chieftain? 470 00:20:48,300 --> 00:20:50,800 Oh, no, the chieftain's cool. 471 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,300 But Ray Romano's dad. 472 00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:55,540 Yeah, just in South Pacific. 473 00:20:56,980 --> 00:20:58,440 Is it Henry Boyle? 474 00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:00,340 Peter Boyle. Peter Boyle. Yeah. 475 00:21:00,340 --> 00:21:02,880 Awesome. That was fantastic. 476 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:04,020 Oh, I forgot about that. 477 00:21:04,020 --> 00:21:07,060 I'm excited to watch that movie again. 478 00:21:07,060 --> 00:21:08,420 I mean, that's on your own time. 479 00:21:08,420 --> 00:21:09,920 Oh, yeah, of course. That's fine. 480 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:12,020 You own it. Yeah. 481 00:21:13,300 --> 00:21:16,100 I actually think the only other one that I'm like super, super jazzed 482 00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:19,560 to watch again is the Vampire's Kiss Mandy matchup. 483 00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:22,540 Yeah. I mean, I'm coming around to Mandy. 484 00:21:22,540 --> 00:21:24,400 I appreciate it for what it is more. 485 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:28,080 So I think watching it a third time and having like more conversation 486 00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:29,940 about it is going to be pretty cool. Yeah. 487 00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:33,080 And I fucking will go to the mat for Vampire's Kiss. 488 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:34,320 That movie rules. 489 00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:35,420 That's for me. 490 00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:37,820 That I think that's the hardest one, because I love both those movies 491 00:21:37,820 --> 00:21:39,580 for very different reasons. Yeah. 492 00:21:39,580 --> 00:21:43,720 You can watch Mandy over my place and we'll put on all the like 493 00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:45,820 drug lights and. Hell, yeah. 494 00:21:45,820 --> 00:21:47,500 Let's do it. Yeah. 495 00:21:47,860 --> 00:21:50,000 I want biker drugs. Yeah. 496 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,200 I want the goop. Weird Satan acid. 497 00:21:52,340 --> 00:21:55,100 Give me the weird gray Vaseline. 498 00:21:55,460 --> 00:21:57,340 We might need a palate cleanser after that week. 499 00:21:57,340 --> 00:22:00,040 Maybe we'll just watch some John dies in the end. 500 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:01,740 Yeah, there you go. 501 00:22:01,740 --> 00:22:05,140 It's similar vibe, but like. 502 00:22:05,140 --> 00:22:10,080 More fun. At this point, 503 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:12,180 I don't think I can watch the core, otherwise the bits over. 504 00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:14,620 Oh, you'll still love it. 505 00:22:14,620 --> 00:22:16,560 Doesn't matter. You can pretend that you didn't watch it. 506 00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:17,320 Yeah, it helps you. 507 00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:19,820 Well, you'll end up just wanting to watch it again. 508 00:22:19,820 --> 00:22:23,060 You'll be like, damn, you know, we should watch the core. 509 00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:27,040 Yeah. Come back for our final episode where we just talk about the core. 510 00:22:27,060 --> 00:22:29,640 It's got the toot in it. He's got a wig. It's great. 511 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,240 Is it a wig or a to pay? 512 00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:36,580 Mm hmm. Toot pay. 513 00:22:36,580 --> 00:22:38,640 Hmm. That's actually a good question. 514 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:41,380 I can't remember if it's one of those things where it like comes off at one point. 515 00:22:41,380 --> 00:22:43,680 I think it's a wig. Yeah. OK. 516 00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:45,980 What's the difference between a wig and a to pay? 517 00:22:45,980 --> 00:22:49,360 I mean, a to pay is just like a portion of a wig. Right. 518 00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:53,060 Yeah. Kind of like a mercantil, but just for the top of your head. 519 00:22:53,060 --> 00:22:56,200 Yeah. For the top of your dome. 520 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:59,160 You ever see just a really bad, bad wig out in the wild? 521 00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:00,500 I thought you were going to say mercantil in the wild. 522 00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:02,800 It's like not often. 523 00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:05,940 I'm going to bring that back. American. Yeah. Yeah. 524 00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:08,400 I'm going to start shaving because of the crabs and such. 525 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:09,180 Well, that's good. 526 00:23:09,180 --> 00:23:12,840 And then I'll start wearing a wig above my dick. 527 00:23:13,780 --> 00:23:15,840 How did they attach it? Spirit come. 528 00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:18,720 Yeah, I imagine it's some kind of like tree sap. 529 00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:20,980 Yeah, that seems reasonable. 530 00:23:20,980 --> 00:23:21,680 That's all spirit. 531 00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:24,560 It's something something nice to put your genitals. Yeah. 532 00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:26,720 Yeah. Yeah. 533 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:30,220 I mean, that eliminates the need for continued shaving. 534 00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:32,220 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Perfect. 535 00:23:32,220 --> 00:23:34,260 Just rip. That could be my thing, too. 536 00:23:34,260 --> 00:23:37,660 I don't even know. Maybe just rip my market off. 537 00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:40,640 Like on the count of three, I'm about to bust. 538 00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:45,380 I'm about to bust the only way you bust, though, is at the. 539 00:23:45,980 --> 00:23:47,980 Yeah, the house for sure. 540 00:23:47,980 --> 00:23:51,440 So we're just going to move that on. 541 00:23:54,220 --> 00:23:54,720 Yeah, I don't know. 542 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:56,860 There's not a ton left to say, I don't think. 543 00:23:57,820 --> 00:24:00,480 We've got great guests coming up, you know, as usual, 544 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:03,660 we kind of have peppered in people that we know the usual idiots. 545 00:24:03,700 --> 00:24:04,660 Yeah, usual idiots. 546 00:24:04,660 --> 00:24:07,200 We've got people that are cage adjacent. 547 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:08,360 We've got new people. 548 00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:10,160 OK, on the count of three, 549 00:24:11,100 --> 00:24:16,040 name the guests you're most excited to have back on one, two, three. 550 00:24:16,100 --> 00:24:18,080 All of them safe. 551 00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:19,780 Nice play. 552 00:24:19,780 --> 00:24:20,880 We did not participate. 553 00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:21,480 You guys are. 554 00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:23,580 I was just going to straight up say Darrell. 555 00:24:23,580 --> 00:24:24,280 Yeah. 556 00:24:25,420 --> 00:24:28,380 For some reason, I can only think of John because I just talked to John about this. 557 00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:30,360 John's great. 558 00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:31,580 Chris Coffle. That'll be fun. 559 00:24:31,580 --> 00:24:32,520 Yeah, he's coming back. 560 00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:33,920 Brian Kim McCormick's coming back. 561 00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:35,060 Oh, great. Yeah. Oh, yeah. 562 00:24:35,060 --> 00:24:35,620 He was great. 563 00:24:35,620 --> 00:24:39,060 Yeah. Shea's coming back for our first matchup, actually. 564 00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:42,060 Yeah, she's going to be fighting hard for Conair, which is fuck. 565 00:24:42,060 --> 00:24:42,860 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 566 00:24:42,860 --> 00:24:44,740 Who is our first matchup lineup? 567 00:24:44,740 --> 00:24:48,440 So we've got face off with Gary and rocks and Conair with Shea. 568 00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:49,840 Oh, that's a that's a good matchup. 569 00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:50,700 Yeah, that'll be fun. 570 00:24:50,700 --> 00:24:51,700 That'll be in one take. 571 00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:52,400 Yeah, perfect. 572 00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:54,840 Never fucked that up once. 573 00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:56,640 Prove me wrong. 574 00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:59,520 One, two, three, all of them. 575 00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:02,620 We do still need somebody for 576 00:25:02,620 --> 00:25:04,060 it looks like 577 00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:06,380 eight millimeter. 578 00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:07,220 No, wait, hang on. 579 00:25:07,220 --> 00:25:08,320 What's Freeman doing? 580 00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:09,600 No, Brian Kim McCormick's doing that. 581 00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:11,760 We need someone for. 582 00:25:12,220 --> 00:25:12,900 Moonstruck. 583 00:25:12,900 --> 00:25:14,100 No, that's not right either. 584 00:25:14,100 --> 00:25:16,400 This is terrible audio. 585 00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:18,260 No, that's Lauren Freeman. 586 00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:20,000 That'll be fun. 587 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,180 Lauren and Freeman. 588 00:25:21,180 --> 00:25:23,440 No, no, I have a friend, Lauren Freeman. 589 00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:25,700 She's a actor, composer. 590 00:25:25,700 --> 00:25:29,140 That's something you need to clear with us before you start saying. 591 00:25:29,140 --> 00:25:31,120 Very confusing for us. 592 00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:34,220 Like that is a fucking wild matchup, Lauren and Freeman. 593 00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:34,580 Yeah. 594 00:25:34,580 --> 00:25:36,760 Two people who are weird. 595 00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:38,860 Yeah, that would be a strange one. 596 00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:42,000 We do still need somebody for Joe. 597 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:45,260 So if you're listening and you're great at talking about Nick Cage movies 598 00:25:45,260 --> 00:25:49,060 and you want to give us more money, you want to watch a bummer movie 599 00:25:49,100 --> 00:25:52,700 that's fantastic and then talk about it in a hardcore way. 600 00:25:53,540 --> 00:25:54,780 Let us know. 601 00:25:54,780 --> 00:25:57,100 Send us money and let us know. 602 00:25:57,100 --> 00:26:02,340 Yeah, all applications will be considered by financial contribution. 603 00:26:02,700 --> 00:26:05,080 Yeah, it's perfect. It's the best system. 604 00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:06,580 Works for the Supreme Court. 605 00:26:06,580 --> 00:26:07,140 Mm hmm. 606 00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:09,940 Those are gratuities. 607 00:26:09,940 --> 00:26:11,420 Yeah, right. 608 00:26:11,420 --> 00:26:15,420 Yeah. You guys have any other thoughts, feelings about the last little leg of this? 609 00:26:15,620 --> 00:26:17,860 Can't believe it's been two years. 610 00:26:17,860 --> 00:26:20,560 Yeah, I can't believe we haven't missed a release date. 611 00:26:21,420 --> 00:26:24,260 I can't believe Primal's not in the bracket anymore. 612 00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:26,000 I can. 613 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,800 All right. If you could swap one movie in 614 00:26:29,360 --> 00:26:34,840 and you have to punt one to what would you put in just a single movie? 615 00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:38,840 So in your case, I assume I would get rid of it. 616 00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:40,180 Doesn't have to be in the same bracket. 617 00:26:40,180 --> 00:26:40,880 Don't worry about that. 618 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:44,920 I'm just trying to see like just in the just pick a movie to get rid of altogether. 619 00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:49,320 I would get rid of eight millimeter and I would put in flesh Gordon. 620 00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:55,460 It doesn't have Nicholas Cage in it, but it is a sexy reboot of Flash Gordon. 621 00:26:55,460 --> 00:27:01,400 And there's a deadly orgasm ray that's being shot all over this planet. 622 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:05,680 And it's causing like planes to crash because orgies are breaking out. 623 00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:09,480 And then there's these robots with giant drill penises. 624 00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,920 You should have said better parameters. 625 00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:14,480 Yeah. So how about you answer the question for real? 626 00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:18,480 I would get rid of eight millimeter and replace it with adaptation. 627 00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:20,120 OK, that's fair. 628 00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:23,020 It's a shame adaptation got knocked out so early. 629 00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:27,200 Just the father was just going up against a heavy hitter. 630 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:30,300 It was. I mean, I'm glad I've come around on Army of One 631 00:27:30,300 --> 00:27:31,940 and I'm glad it's still in the Bracken House. 632 00:27:31,940 --> 00:27:35,540 But just eight adaptations. Such a good movie. 633 00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:38,400 I would scratch eight millimeter and I would put in Valley Girl. 634 00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:39,980 I love that movie. 635 00:27:39,980 --> 00:27:44,080 So stupid, so fun, so weird, so early 80s. 636 00:27:44,180 --> 00:27:46,580 Nick Cage, bad teeth. Charming. 637 00:27:46,580 --> 00:27:49,320 Weird chest hair. Fantastic. 638 00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:51,020 It's got that song. 639 00:27:51,020 --> 00:27:53,160 Yeah. Fucking eaten by the monster of love. 640 00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:54,660 Hell, yeah, man. 641 00:27:54,660 --> 00:27:55,900 It's going to be my head all night. 642 00:27:55,900 --> 00:27:58,600 Thank you. You're welcome. Yeah. 643 00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:01,500 Wait, is it too late to vote for the guinea pig movie? 644 00:28:02,100 --> 00:28:04,600 Yes. It's always too late for G4. 645 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:05,860 But that boom boom pow. 646 00:28:05,860 --> 00:28:09,080 No, the children went to bed 20 minutes ago. 647 00:28:09,380 --> 00:28:10,400 We're not doing that anymore. 648 00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:11,540 Crudes one in. 649 00:28:11,540 --> 00:28:13,540 Oh, yeah. Let's watch Crudes one. 650 00:28:13,540 --> 00:28:14,440 Let's do it right now. 651 00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:17,380 If we watch Crudes one, we also have to watch 652 00:28:17,780 --> 00:28:19,620 flesh Gordon afterwards. 653 00:28:19,620 --> 00:28:20,680 Yeah, good. 654 00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:23,120 Do you watch flesh Gordon after or before? 655 00:28:23,420 --> 00:28:25,180 I think before. 656 00:28:25,180 --> 00:28:26,420 No, after. 657 00:28:26,420 --> 00:28:27,620 No, I would do it before it, 658 00:28:27,620 --> 00:28:29,360 because then I need a refractory period. 659 00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:31,660 So Crudes works nicely. 660 00:28:32,100 --> 00:28:34,300 It's like no matter what, we're on a list if we do this. 661 00:28:34,300 --> 00:28:36,460 I feel like I would have checked out, though. 662 00:28:36,460 --> 00:28:38,200 Like if I was watching. 663 00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:40,160 Oh, once you. Crudes afterwards. 664 00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:45,240 Yeah, I'd be like, well, this is this is just crass. 665 00:28:46,580 --> 00:28:48,240 What's one franchise, 666 00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:51,980 one movie franchise or movie you wish Nick Cage was a first thing 667 00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:54,020 that popped into my mind was speed. 668 00:28:54,620 --> 00:28:59,060 And I think speed three or four or whatever with Nicholas Cage 669 00:28:59,060 --> 00:29:00,520 is the villain would be super cool. 670 00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:02,320 That's what's doing a lot of villain stuff. 671 00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:04,920 What do they got to keep going fast? 672 00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:06,820 What's fast these days? 673 00:29:06,820 --> 00:29:10,260 Women? Yeah, fast and loose. Yeah. 674 00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:15,840 It could be like the speed and Mission Impossible crossover. 675 00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:18,240 Tom Cruise is in a jet and he has to keep. 676 00:29:18,700 --> 00:29:21,180 Oh, but wait, what about Keanu? 677 00:29:21,180 --> 00:29:22,840 He wasn't in the second one, right? 678 00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:24,640 No. Willem Dafoe was, though. 679 00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:25,740 He was a bad guy. 680 00:29:25,740 --> 00:29:27,340 Was he? Yeah. 681 00:29:27,340 --> 00:29:29,580 Wow. Yeah. 682 00:29:29,580 --> 00:29:32,080 Oh, maybe RoboCop, too, though. 683 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:32,680 Oh, all right. 684 00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:34,860 But you have to bring back the original cast. 685 00:29:34,860 --> 00:29:35,920 Peter Weller. Yeah. 686 00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:39,120 Yeah. Robo on Oreo. Yeah. 687 00:29:40,220 --> 00:29:42,520 Wait, who would cage be then? 688 00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:46,500 Probably some like Super Detroit, like politician. 689 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,740 It was always about the Super Detroit politicians. 690 00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:52,740 True enough. What would I want to cage in? 691 00:29:53,780 --> 00:29:56,500 I want him to replace a Rick Moranis and Ghostbusters. 692 00:29:56,740 --> 00:29:58,140 Oh, you know what he would be? Sorry. 693 00:29:58,140 --> 00:30:02,220 I just came back to this in the RoboCop world. 694 00:30:02,340 --> 00:30:05,020 Nicholas Cage's villain would be a union boss 695 00:30:05,020 --> 00:30:10,180 because in the hyper capitalist, like cyberpunk future of RoboCop, 696 00:30:10,620 --> 00:30:12,580 unions would be a terrible thing. 697 00:30:12,580 --> 00:30:16,660 So they would weaponize the police against him, including Robert Copman. 698 00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:19,100 I do love Robert Copman. 699 00:30:19,100 --> 00:30:23,800 Yeah. I want this almost as much as I want human centipede for. 700 00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:25,740 Well, you're making that sound. 701 00:30:25,740 --> 00:30:27,440 He can be in that, too. 702 00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:30,500 I won't. I won't bring him down to my level. 703 00:30:30,500 --> 00:30:33,200 All right. That's fair. That's respectable. 704 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:35,600 Peter, I can't think of anything right now. 705 00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:37,680 Do the bit. 706 00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:40,520 I want him to be a reboot of Dragonheart. 707 00:30:41,140 --> 00:30:43,420 Who has the night or the dragon? 708 00:30:43,780 --> 00:30:44,880 The dragon, obviously. 709 00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:48,060 Oh, yeah. No, both. 710 00:30:48,060 --> 00:30:49,620 I take it back. 711 00:30:49,620 --> 00:30:51,920 Doing a spooky dragon voice for the dragon. 712 00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:54,060 Yeah. And then the normal night voice. 713 00:30:54,060 --> 00:30:56,920 Yeah. He needs to do is he needs to do is a Boston cop. 714 00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:59,140 Boston cop for the dragon. 715 00:30:59,140 --> 00:31:01,740 Either one. Boston cop for the night. 716 00:31:01,740 --> 00:31:06,040 Yeah. Boston cop for the night and New Orleans guy for the dragon. 717 00:31:06,980 --> 00:31:07,980 That's good. Yeah. 718 00:31:07,980 --> 00:31:10,120 That's really fucking good. 719 00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:12,920 Yeah, I think we fucking nailed it. 720 00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:17,160 There we go. So RoboCop, Dragonheart and. 721 00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:18,400 So what did you say? 722 00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:19,820 I don't remember. 723 00:31:19,820 --> 00:31:21,160 Oh, Ghostbusters. He plays. 724 00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:26,240 He takes he plays a Louis Tully in Ghostbusters. 725 00:31:27,140 --> 00:31:29,700 Man. All right. 726 00:31:29,700 --> 00:31:33,240 Join us for our next podcast where we watch all of Will Sasso's filmography. 727 00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:38,520 Well, no, I like dumb shit. 728 00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:40,180 I'm not doing that. 729 00:31:40,180 --> 00:31:42,680 How? OK, just what's a Will Sasso? 730 00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:45,080 Is that a Paul Blart? 731 00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:46,960 How many? You're close. 732 00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:47,780 How many films? 733 00:31:47,780 --> 00:31:49,560 It was his buddy that gets hit in the shoulder with. 734 00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:51,260 Not including not including television. 735 00:31:51,260 --> 00:31:52,220 How many films? Oh, yeah. 736 00:31:52,220 --> 00:31:54,700 Sasso's in. 17. 737 00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:56,500 Wait, how many films is Will Sasso in? 738 00:31:56,500 --> 00:31:57,860 Not yeah, not including television. 739 00:31:57,860 --> 00:31:59,940 How much do you think Will Sasso's got on the IMDB? 740 00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:07,080 Uh, 15 Sasso flicks, zero leading roles. 741 00:32:09,540 --> 00:32:12,440 He's got 143 credits. 742 00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:16,480 Oh, more than 25 feature films, including Best in Show. 743 00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:18,660 I didn't know he was in Best in Show. 744 00:32:18,660 --> 00:32:21,460 What the fuck was he in Best in Show? 745 00:32:21,460 --> 00:32:22,760 I don't know. 746 00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:25,160 Well, he's been in more than I would have given him credit for. 747 00:32:25,260 --> 00:32:26,560 That's fair. 748 00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:29,120 But less than 10 more than I. 749 00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:31,400 He has credit for. 750 00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:33,460 So I was not terribly far off. 751 00:32:33,460 --> 00:32:36,460 He had an important role in Happy Gilmore as mover 752 00:32:36,460 --> 00:32:39,800 and in Malicious as fat guy answering phone. 753 00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:41,140 Love it. 754 00:32:41,140 --> 00:32:45,180 Well, I don't think we have to worry about Will Sasso coming at us. 755 00:32:45,180 --> 00:32:46,980 No, sorry, Sasso. 756 00:32:46,980 --> 00:32:50,820 But if you want, you know, we've got an opening on Joe. 757 00:32:50,820 --> 00:32:53,120 If you'd like to come talk to us about Joe. 758 00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:54,380 That might get us a few lessons. 759 00:32:54,380 --> 00:32:59,060 Oh, he was also in the weird like Doctor Who American pilot 760 00:32:59,060 --> 00:33:00,920 as like a nurse. 761 00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:05,860 They tried to they Americanize everything in BBC. 762 00:33:05,860 --> 00:33:07,200 Yeah, yeah, no, they tried. 763 00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:10,600 They did an American pilot for Doctor Who. 764 00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:13,400 It's where the eighth doctor, Paul McGann, is from. 765 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:15,800 Like, it's his one time in that role, 766 00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:19,580 except for something for the 50th anniversary special and Jodie's end. 767 00:33:19,580 --> 00:33:22,340 But either way, it's shockingly not terrible. 768 00:33:22,340 --> 00:33:24,620 It's got Eric Roberts as the villain. 769 00:33:24,620 --> 00:33:29,180 Who's that? Julia Roberts, brother, who also has the most fucking 770 00:33:29,180 --> 00:33:31,820 acting credits to his name and feature film credits to his name. 771 00:33:31,820 --> 00:33:33,520 I just learned. Does he have a long face, too? 772 00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:34,860 Yes. Yeah, he does. 773 00:33:34,860 --> 00:33:37,460 They look like siblings. You. Yeah. 774 00:33:37,460 --> 00:33:39,060 Do you think they were kiss? 775 00:33:39,060 --> 00:33:41,560 Yes. There's no one else. 776 00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:45,340 Well, that's how they get their powers, man. 777 00:33:45,340 --> 00:33:47,740 He does have a weird face. He's a pretty weird looking. 778 00:33:47,740 --> 00:33:49,540 He has like a really wide chin. 779 00:33:49,540 --> 00:33:52,640 He was also in The Dark Knight. Oh, OK. 780 00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:54,640 Yeah, he was the bank manager. Yeah. 781 00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:57,140 You all know him. Yeah. 782 00:33:57,140 --> 00:34:01,180 Oh, yeah, he has 821 acting credits to his name. 783 00:34:01,180 --> 00:34:03,180 What the fuck? 784 00:34:03,180 --> 00:34:05,660 How many of them are fat guy fingering butthole? 785 00:34:05,660 --> 00:34:07,660 Eight hundred. 786 00:34:07,660 --> 00:34:11,460 Wow. I mean, the odds are good that it's at least one. 787 00:34:11,460 --> 00:34:13,860 At least one. Yeah. Well, then that's the franchise. 788 00:34:13,860 --> 00:34:16,360 I'm certain Nicholas Cage. 789 00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:20,340 Nicholas Cage. 790 00:34:20,340 --> 00:34:22,440 Nothing to do with the butthole. 791 00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:23,940 No, no. 792 00:34:23,940 --> 00:34:26,100 The kids doesn't seem like a man. 793 00:34:26,100 --> 00:34:29,380 I take it back. What if we make fun of it? 794 00:34:29,380 --> 00:34:33,280 But it's actually like a very like touching story about prostate cancer. 795 00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:37,280 Like he's the doctor who finds and cures prostate cancer. 796 00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:40,180 But there's only one way he can cure it. 797 00:34:40,180 --> 00:34:41,680 He's got the touch. 798 00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:42,560 He's got the power. 799 00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:47,600 He's got the minus touch for your butthole. 800 00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:50,160 He's he's he looks like ET all grown up. 801 00:34:51,260 --> 00:34:54,940 Yeah, Rachel, don't listen to this episode. 802 00:34:54,940 --> 00:34:56,780 Now I'm just thinking. 803 00:34:56,780 --> 00:34:58,780 Out. 804 00:34:59,940 --> 00:35:03,780 Turn your head and cough. 805 00:35:03,780 --> 00:35:06,980 You can find us on social media, Cage underscore match underscore pod. 806 00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:10,120 If you feel like supporting us, we are on Patreon Cage Match 807 00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:13,960 and special thanks to our sparkle buddies Josh, Sean, Josie, Rico, 808 00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:18,740 Matt, Adam and Bill and to our cage dancers, Ira, John, Freeman, Lance and Nathan. 809 00:35:18,740 --> 00:35:22,280 I feel the need to point out to our supporters and no takes these backsies. 810 00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:23,840 You're in it now. Yeah. 811 00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:26,140 Never cancel. 812 00:35:26,140 --> 00:35:28,180 I don't care about your financial situations. 813 00:35:28,180 --> 00:35:31,080 Think about us suffering here. 814 00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:32,780 Peter has a baby. Yeah. 815 00:35:32,780 --> 00:35:35,220 Think of me. Oh, look at Mr. Moneybags. 816 00:35:35,220 --> 00:35:37,120 Two babies. 817 00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:40,020 Three, if you count me. Yeah, there you go. 818 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:43,400 Bye bye. 819 00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:52,400 There we go. 820 00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:54,440 Boof. That was a very tough one. 821 00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:56,440 Yeah, that took some effort. 822 00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:58,440 Some elbow grease. 823 00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:00,440 Hmm. Greasy elbow. 824 00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:02,440 Weeniswa. 825 00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:04,440 Yeah, that's a tough one. 826 00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:07,380 Greasy elbow. Weeniswa. 827 00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:11,720 You. I mean, necessary, but. 828 00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:14,860 I don't like it. 829 00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:17,760 I'm going to start calling you soy boy. 830 00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:18,860 Soy boy. 831 00:36:18,860 --> 00:36:22,060 Now it has a different connotation, I think. 832 00:36:22,060 --> 00:36:22,960 I don't know. 833 00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:25,640 I think I think it's like a woke snowflake. 834 00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:27,540 Fuck. Cuck. 835 00:36:27,540 --> 00:36:29,880 I mean, yeah, not super wrong. 836 00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:33,900 Is it like an opposite twink 837 00:36:33,900 --> 00:36:36,640 or like, yeah, like 838 00:36:37,580 --> 00:36:40,080 just an Asian specific twink? 839 00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:41,180 I don't know. 840 00:36:41,180 --> 00:36:42,920 That's kind of like that. 841 00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:44,780 Yeah. Go get my soy boy. 842 00:36:44,780 --> 00:36:47,520 Yeah. Me and my soy boys be rolling in hard. 843 00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:49,220 Got an American twink and a soy boy. 844 00:36:49,220 --> 00:36:51,520 We got that blue chew subscription. 845 00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:53,100 What's blue chew? 846 00:36:53,100 --> 00:36:55,160 I don't know, but I keep getting. 847 00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:56,300 I mean, I can. 848 00:36:56,300 --> 00:36:58,900 I can infer. I keep getting targeted ads. 849 00:36:58,900 --> 00:37:00,060 It's the boner pill. Yeah. 850 00:37:00,060 --> 00:37:01,260 Yeah. Yeah. 851 00:37:01,260 --> 00:37:03,300 But I guess a chewable one. 852 00:37:03,300 --> 00:37:05,700 For people who struggle to swallow.