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Oh, God. Oh, my God.

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So I don't know how much road construction you think is appropriate on 420,

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but I went through three different construction sites.

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I think it's all a trap.

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Yeah. They're just planting cops all over the place.

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Oh, speaking of weird shit.

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So I went on a walk early this morning and right outside of my house.

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You know, that's about where everyone just like sits and smokes weed

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and like has their music on in their cars. Intimately.

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Yeah. My people. Right.

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There was just like a huge mound of shit and it was like loose sod

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and tree stumps hoping it was wrapped in blankets

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and then tied to a telephone pole with the cord going straight across the sidewalk.

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Oh, my God. Giant Bindel.

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Yeah, it was basically a giant Bindel. Wow.

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You have giants moving in.

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Yeah. Was Wiley Coyote walking across the street.

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I mean, it was just like, what is this thing?

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And everyone sort of from the neighborhood was wandering up and being like, huh?

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Wow. Yeah.

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Your neighbor is just like my dogs.

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They just if anything's out of place, like a piece of garbage sitting on a street,

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they get very upset.

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Yeah. I mean, we were all just kind of like, huh, you see this?

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What is this shit?

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It's great. Speaking of random shit.

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How's your quest going to keep people from throwing stuff out in your garage

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and your garbage?

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Oh, it stopped.

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Did you kill someone?

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No, I think allegedly exuded the willpower to set their lawn on fire.

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But didn't set their lawn on fire. Right.

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You just exuded the ability to.

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Yes. Gave that vibe.

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Heavy arsonist vibes. Exactly.

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You do cut a specific silhouette.

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Well, shit. All right.

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Here we are. Saturday morning.

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Saturday morning.

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These are weird records. They are.

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Wasn't Moonstruck one of our first morning records?

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No, it would have been next.

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And whatever we had with Darrell the first time.

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Darrell would have been our earliest one. Yeah.

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We drink coffee a couple of times.

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I'm surprised you guys did next.

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Well, that we know that movie has the most exploding,

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exploding Jessica Beals I've ever seen. Sure.

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I did relisten to that clip again.

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Every month, I listen to that five minute window of me just losing my shit.

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I've never heard you laugh like that.

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Oh, man, it's it's it makes me laugh hearing me laugh.

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I'm just going to insert that five minutes right here.

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Just as a reminder to people. Exactly.

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Go back in time, two minutes.

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OK, neck in martinis.

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He meets Jessica Beal.

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There's a whole plot point about her teaching on a reservation.

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Yeah. Why did they do that?

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It was to set up the FBI using the photo

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like the traffic cam to get the permit number for her reservation access.

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So they could track her by that permit.

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So dumb. It could have been a fucking license plate.

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No, there was no license plate on the front.

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Yeah, I understand that there was no.

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They could have just written that there was a license plate on the front.

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That's how movie making works.

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But then there's no obstacles to overcome.

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And we don't know that she's a nice person.

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Yeah, because we got to know she's a nice person. Yeah.

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Also, it gives her the reason we wouldn't care when she blows up later.

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Oh, OK. Yeah. My favorite part of this movie is when Jessica Beal just explodes.

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OK, that was great.

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And also the I laughed so hard, the news reporter just sitting there

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and the cameraman's like unflinching.

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He's like, we're going to keep filming the spot where the body zoom in.

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Yeah. And the news reporter is just like having an emotional breakdown

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because she just saw somebody explode.

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And the cameraman's like, I don't want to miss a thing.

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How often do you see someone just explode?

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I don't know. But I think the director for the news

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program would be like, hey, man, shift that camera to the other side,

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like just pan so that like the reporters on the other side of the shot.

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It's like, oh, you're not looking at an exploded lady anymore.

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I don't know.

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That's when like the card has to come up with the elevator music that says,

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you know, you know, we'll be right back.

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We're experienced technical difficulties.

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Yeah. Like news bursting at the seams or something. Yeah.

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Something really out of like

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this thing at the seams is rude show.

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That that's what I was going for. Hmm.

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Here. So also in this movie, there's a group of European terrorists.

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I got a real question about these guys.

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It's the Russian, right? Yeah. French.

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I was watching this with subtitles on because maybe they're terrible.

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But it's like there.

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It's always speaking French, speaking French until one part

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where someone is definitely speaking German.

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And the subtitle said foreign language.

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What was with those guys like they obviously knew Nick Cage

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had some kind of power, right?

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Because they were trying to like get to cage also.

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And like trying to assassinate.

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Well, they why did they know originally it was just they wanted him

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because the FBI wanted him and that but they didn't know why.

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And then suddenly they knew why.

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Also, why is Colombo in this movie?

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I've never seen Peter laugh this much.

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I can't stand this shit.

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Oh, my God, you're a red dude.

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This movie is so fucking dumb.

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And it feels so long to for an hour and a half.

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It is so goddamn long, man.

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All right. Then where are we?

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Has he used his time power to fuck her yet?

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That's about where we're at. OK.

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And now back to our regular episode.

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What was I supposed to remind you of?

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You were supposed to remind me of something.

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Yeah. We remind you of.

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No, because Bill's a sparkle buddy now.

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Oh, yeah, that's right.

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Oh, yeah. We have a new sparkle buddy, Bill.

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Thanks for joining.

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I'll try and remember your name at the end also.

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But in case I fuck it up, Bill,

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just take a clean one, just so you can like throw it in there at the end.

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Bill. There we go.

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And Bill.

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I've never said Bill that many times. Bill.

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Thanks, Bill. Thanks, Bill.

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We love you.

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Well, with that, welcome back to cage match,

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calling around about meeting Nicholas Cage.

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I'm your host, Sean, here with my co-host Nick.

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I'm Nick and our producer, Peter.

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Hi. And we have a special guest today.

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My friend Ian. Say hi. Hello. Hello.

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Welcome aboard. Yeah.

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So I think it's safe to say this podcast is one of the reasons

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you and I are friends.

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I would say so because someone's like, oh,

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Sean has a Nicholas Cage podcast and you're like Nicholas Cage.

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I have opinions. Lots of opinions.

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How do you not?

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How do you walk through the world without having a bunch of Nicholas Cage opinions?

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I thought I had Nicholas Cage opinions, but apparently they were all wrong

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until I started this podcast. Fair enough.

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I have two opinions. Nicholas Cage is bad and Nicholas Cage is good.

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And they're both right simultaneously. Always.

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It is the constant of the universe.

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So, you know, what got you started with cage?

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Like, why? Why do you know so much about Nick Cage?

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Fair question. I suppose.

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The Rock would be the the correct answer as a child.

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Just loved the Rock group near San Francisco.

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Was for some reason much cooler that Nicholas Cage was there

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instead of it just being a really weird island with a prison on it.

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So I would say that's probably what got me in at the beginning.

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And then it's Nicholas Cage. How do you not just hold on?

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But there are a lot of people who saw the Rock and then only ended up watching

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like two other Nick Cage movies ever. That is fair.

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Have you seen everything at this point other than some of the most recent stuff?

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I have not actually had a had a count. I'm about half.

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OK, so I'm I'm about 70 ish, 60 ish over 50.

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That's that's where I'm at right now.

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That's about where we're at.

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Yeah. With the whole bracket giving us 64.

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And then I think we've had 10 bonus episodes.

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So, you know, like you keep finding new ones.

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They're just they're out there.

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Have you seen the Crudes?

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The Crudes I have not seen there.

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But he has seen Crudes, too.

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As we all have.

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I mean, we saw we watched National Treasure to first for this podcast.

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Yeah, it was a good choice.

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That was the superior national treasure.

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And it failed to Sorcerer's Apprentice.

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Because Sorcerer's Apprentice is a lot of fun.

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It is a lot of fun. I do love Sorcerer's Apprentice.

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But this isn't about Sorcerer's Apprentice.

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No, what are we talking about today?

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Today, we're talking about Moonstruck and Guardian Tests.

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For that one person who complained, why don't you tell us what those movies are?

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Moonstruck is about Cher finding love and all the wrong places.

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And Guardian Tests is about Nicolas Cage being kind of a sad gun nut.

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Interesting takes.

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Yeah. OK, now, Ian, you describe these two movies.

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Yeah, we have a guest here, so I don't have to work as hard.

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I'd say Moonstruck is is about Cher finding love.

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But I wouldn't say in all the wrong places, necessarily.

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I'd say it's a story of love for everyone involved.

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You know, it's the mom struggling with her.

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You know, marriage, veiling dad doing the same.

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I mean, it's a it's a whole story of love.

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I feel like where Nicolas Cage gets to be an absolute nut

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and complained about his hand the whole time. Love that.

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Guardian Tests, I would say, is a story of a man

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who is disgruntled in his job, hates everything about it.

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And it's a kind of full circle finding your way back to what you know,

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essentially by shooting someone's toes off, by shooting someone's toes off,

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which is the only way to find ourselves back to where we need.

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All right. Now you go, Nick.

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It's a lot of kissing.

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There are both movies.

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There's a lot of kissing.

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Let's do Moonstruck first. I don't know.

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I'm feeling drawn that direction.

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All right. The Bella Luna's caught your eye.

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The Bella Luna.

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I still love the grandpa.

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I love all his dogs.

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I love that the actor is deaf and just kind of

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waited till people stopped talking to give his lines.

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It made it so good at the end when he's just like sitting there crying.

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He's like, I'm so confused.

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Yeah. But I don't know.

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Stellar performances from everybody.

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It's like just kind of campy and big enough

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that everybody's interesting.

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Even like the liquor store owner and wife that are arguing or about whatever.

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It's interesting to watch. They're fun.

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That's cute. All right.

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Because I'm going to fuck this up a lot.

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Which one's Johnny and which one's Ronnie again?

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Johnny is the engaged.

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Ronnie is the one who lost his hand played by Nick.

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Is the cage. Yeah.

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Who has a wolf inside of him?

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A wolf wolf. He's got a wolf.

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He's a wolf.

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Johnny cares about his mom. Ronnie does not. Correct.

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I'm just going to put dingbat for Johnny.

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Yeah, you got it.

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This movie to me is about how women rule and men are dumb children.

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Yeah, that's pretty much how I felt about it the entire time watching it.

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Fair. Johnny's such a big baby.

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Johnny's a big baby.

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Professor Hot Pants is a big John Mahoney.

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Yeah, John Mahoney.

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How old is John Mahoney in this film?

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Probably 55 or so.

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People aged more back then.

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We had this conversation.

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Yeah, it just looked shittier.

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Yeah, like we're we're a good

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decade older than the cast of Cheers when, you know.

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Oh, yeah. When Cheers was going on and we all look younger than all of them.

251
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Indoor smoking was a wild thing.

252
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It's fucking true.

253
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It was only like 45 when this movie came when like this movie came out.

254
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Forty five, forty seven.

255
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Yeah, looked older than that.

256
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Yeah. I mean, he was known as an old actor.

257
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He never played roles as a young actor.

258
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So we all just know him as Frazier's dad.

259
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Essentially, I kind of would like to see John Mahoney, the action star,

260
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like just one high intensity role.

261
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Also, I burn notice he's the villain in the first season of Burn Notice.

262
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Well, that's not what I'm looking at.

263
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He gets he jumps out of one for notice.

264
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He jumps out of a helicopter that I'm looking for,

265
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but I'm not looking for the rest of the show.

266
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I love Burn Notice. I know.

267
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I'll forever deny it.

268
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I was going to also give props on the the Cheers reference

269
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that we got all the way back to Frazier's dad.

270
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So we kind of full circled there. Yeah.

271
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Has anyone seen the Frazier revival?

272
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No, no, I have not.

273
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I hear it's good.

274
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I have heard the opposite.

275
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So Frazier holds up weirdly well.

276
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I watched like the first few seasons on Hulu recently.

277
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But how do you feel about Frazier?

278
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Not in Seattle.

279
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And I mean, he was in Boston originally. Yeah.

280
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For Cheers.

281
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But then Frazier was Seattle. Yeah.

282
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And now he's gone and moved in with his son.

283
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I still really want to play boss dragons and scrambled eggs.

284
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The Frazier. Yes.

285
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I think that's going to be a lot of fun.

286
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I just don't know enough about Frazier to really be good at it. But

287
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the concept of that hurt so much.

288
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What is this?

289
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They made a tabletop RPG based on Frazier.

290
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So it's like Frazier, but with magic mystery.

291
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I don't know, man. I'll send you the PDF.

292
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It's pretty funny.

293
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This might be my birthday game. Oh, we should do it.

294
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Yeah, I would have to actually watch Frazier for a bit.

295
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But I mean, I'd run it. Oh, good. Yeah.

296
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But I think the players still need to understand Frazier related references.

297
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You're playing like Niles and Frazier and the girl Daphne.

298
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Yeah, that's right.

299
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Ross. That's yeah.

300
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I both of them, I think.

301
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Eddie, the dog.

302
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I don't think Eddie is in there.

303
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Too bad he is now.

304
00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:42,320
Hey, that's the power of imagination, right?

305
00:14:42,860 --> 00:14:44,820
My dog is long dead. Oh, yeah.

306
00:14:44,820 --> 00:14:45,720
So is John Mahoney.

307
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Not my imagination.

308
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John Mahoney.

309
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:50,920
Also, John Mahoney's chair should be a playable character.

310
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Oh, yeah. Absolutely.

311
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OK, so Moonstruck.

312
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I found it charming on second, you know, go around.

313
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I think it's it's a lot of fun.

314
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:03,440
I do think that the ensemble cast really adds to everything.

315
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You and I both noticed the same thing on this rewatch when.

316
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Checking my notes, Johnny is talking about his brother,

317
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and he like raises his left hand, he looks at his hand and like

318
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sheepishly puts it away.

319
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Also, what a stupid concept.

320
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It's like I'm pissed at my brother because he distracted me while I was slicing.

321
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He made me look wrong.

322
00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:24,100
Hey, he wanted the bread.

323
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He distracted him while slicing the bread.

324
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:28,040
By what, like tickling him?

325
00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:30,980
Oh, maybe. I mean, question.

326
00:15:30,980 --> 00:15:31,900
Johnny's really annoying.

327
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I find him quite distracting.

328
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:36,000
Well, Ronnie is an active listener.

329
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He's a good guy.

330
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That's why he gets share at the end.

331
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He's a hand talker. Yes.

332
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Very passionate about his hand.

333
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I loved all the hand talking in this movie again.

334
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I and as soon as I started to notice again, I was like, oh, that's right.

335
00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:55,860
There was that one aunt who happened to be the hand coach for the whole cast.

336
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Oh, that's right.

337
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And then I was Italian.

338
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What's going on here?

339
00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:05,240
And then I was just a racist stereotype for the rest of the day.

340
00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:08,280
And I'm not upset about that.

341
00:16:08,540 --> 00:16:09,300
It's fine.

342
00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:11,380
Didn't we decide that Italians aren't people?

343
00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:14,780
I'm pretty sure we did during the Captain Kareli's.

344
00:16:14,820 --> 00:16:18,480
Yeah. So that still holds for Italian Americans.

345
00:16:19,580 --> 00:16:22,380
Fair. Do you think he's got attachments for that hand now?

346
00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:24,920
I hope so.

347
00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:27,600
I mean, assuming that that character was a real person

348
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:30,420
and that we're now 35 years later. Yeah, of course.

349
00:16:30,420 --> 00:16:32,500
Yeah. How do you think that marriage panned out?

350
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,700
Oh, I mean, great.

351
00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:36,100
How could it not?

352
00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:38,900
I think they got divorced and he turned into Dr. No.

353
00:16:39,140 --> 00:16:43,540
And so that's why now he's got like cool claw hands and martial arts.

354
00:16:43,540 --> 00:16:45,280
Yeah. Yeah, that's a that's better.

355
00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:46,980
He turned to crime.

356
00:16:46,980 --> 00:16:49,480
I can't do a good Ronnie as Dr.

357
00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:53,720
No, I'm going to keep checking the notes for this whole time.

358
00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:57,020
I mean, it is tough to keep it in your head for some reason,

359
00:16:57,020 --> 00:16:58,960
but like it shouldn't be that hard.

360
00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:01,200
No, their names are too similar.

361
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:02,060
Why did they make it?

362
00:17:02,060 --> 00:17:04,020
Johnny and Ronnie, they have a shit mother.

363
00:17:04,020 --> 00:17:06,500
That's probably why Ronnie doesn't talk to his mom.

364
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:09,000
It's true. Ronnie does not talk to his mom.

365
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,340
Johnny loves his mama. Yeah.

366
00:17:12,540 --> 00:17:14,340
The scenes with her dying.

367
00:17:14,340 --> 00:17:17,900
So good when he's just like crying at the foot of the bed and she's like,

368
00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:22,220
ah, just waving him off, baby.

369
00:17:23,660 --> 00:17:26,300
So Peter and I talked about this a bit yesterday.

370
00:17:26,300 --> 00:17:29,840
How long a period of time does this movie take place over?

371
00:17:30,540 --> 00:17:32,240
I think about a week.

372
00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:35,000
Yeah, it can't be terribly long.

373
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:35,940
Like they get it.

374
00:17:35,940 --> 00:17:37,240
Yeah, they get in three days.

375
00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:38,720
On the short end, it's three days.

376
00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:40,320
They get engaged.

377
00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:44,020
She goes to meet between her meeting Ronnie

378
00:17:44,020 --> 00:17:47,260
and her being engaged, Ronnie is.

379
00:17:48,460 --> 00:17:50,620
48 hours. Probably.

380
00:17:50,620 --> 00:17:51,600
They meet at the bread shop.

381
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:53,560
They go to his place. They sleep together.

382
00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:56,460
Let's also talk about how they are terrible of an idea.

383
00:17:56,460 --> 00:18:00,100
Johnny had to get engaged, then get dropped off at the airport.

384
00:18:00,140 --> 00:18:02,540
Like you're not even going to.

385
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:05,100
Consummate your engagement whatsoever.

386
00:18:05,100 --> 00:18:06,440
Like, yeah, that's going to go well.

387
00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:08,540
Johnny, that's like a big consummator guy.

388
00:18:08,540 --> 00:18:11,140
Yeah. And she convinces Johnny doesn't fuck.

389
00:18:11,380 --> 00:18:12,640
Johnny does not fuck.

390
00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:14,880
Ronnie, Ronnie Fox.

391
00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:16,180
We all can agree with that.

392
00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:20,360
And also, they're pretty far off in age to be brothers.

393
00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:22,820
I mean, there he could be his dad.

394
00:18:22,820 --> 00:18:24,920
I mean, that's just because Johnny looks like shit.

395
00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:27,000
Speaking of like premature aging.

396
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:30,860
Now, Ronnie looks like shit to different kind of shit, though.

397
00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:34,940
Fair. And Nicolas Cage still had his baby teeth in this movie.

398
00:18:34,940 --> 00:18:37,280
He did. He was missing that one.

399
00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:38,500
One of the IT one.

400
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:39,600
Is that the one he pulled out for Birdie?

401
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:40,300
I think so.

402
00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:42,880
Yeah. Commitment to a bit.

403
00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:45,440
Also, like his fucked up teeth are pretty charming.

404
00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:48,880
Like, I like that look on him a lot versus just veneers.

405
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:50,680
But I'm not a celebrity.

406
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:53,080
So yeah, you know, you're not a copula.

407
00:18:53,820 --> 00:18:56,180
Well, my IMDb star power is increasing.

408
00:18:56,180 --> 00:19:00,720
So hey, call me when you reach my level. Yeah.

409
00:19:01,860 --> 00:19:04,160
Are you looking up Danny Ayo's age?

410
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:05,920
Yeah, it's like a 30 year difference.

411
00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:08,060
Is he really 30 years older?

412
00:19:08,060 --> 00:19:08,740
It's a lot.

413
00:19:08,740 --> 00:19:12,100
I mean, shares quite a bit older to born 1933.

414
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:13,540
Holy shit. OK.

415
00:19:13,540 --> 00:19:16,840
Wow. He's K. World War two sixty four.

416
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:18,640
Fuck.

417
00:19:19,540 --> 00:19:21,220
They're brothers. They're totally brothers.

418
00:19:21,220 --> 00:19:22,080
They're one year different.

419
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:23,940
Their mom. Fucks.

420
00:19:23,940 --> 00:19:26,720
Their mom fucks for real.

421
00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:28,820
I'm crazy.

422
00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:32,620
I mean, he does look like an old dude.

423
00:19:32,620 --> 00:19:33,560
It's like, what is sure.

424
00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:35,020
Why does she like him?

425
00:19:35,020 --> 00:19:36,300
She would be. She's not.

426
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:38,660
Like, it's just I withered husk.

427
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:41,460
Can you imagine pushing a baby out of like.

428
00:19:42,460 --> 00:19:43,460
It's just crepe paper.

429
00:19:43,460 --> 00:19:44,660
Maybe that's why they hate each other.

430
00:19:44,660 --> 00:19:46,440
Between two stale.

431
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:51,340
I was going to say tortillas, but what's Italian to out of like a fucking.

432
00:19:51,340 --> 00:19:53,640
Can I? Yeah. A stale cannoli.

433
00:19:54,180 --> 00:19:56,880
Gross. Gross.

434
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,320
That's so fucking sick.

435
00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:03,980
Sprinkle some pistachios on it when it comes out.

436
00:20:03,980 --> 00:20:06,520
Munger.

437
00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:08,660
That's the border.

438
00:20:08,660 --> 00:20:11,260
That's the summit.

439
00:20:12,660 --> 00:20:14,800
We'll see how much of that makes the cut.

440
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:16,640
All of it. Yeah.

441
00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:18,800
Oh, God. Fuck.

442
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:21,800
It's a good thing I'm Italian or else I'd be offended.

443
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:23,440
You're like, oh, that sounds pretty nice.

444
00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:26,980
Actually, I could go for a cannoli.

445
00:20:26,980 --> 00:20:28,540
A little gabagool.

446
00:20:28,540 --> 00:20:30,240
They got a little.

447
00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:32,480
This whole this whole cast fucking rocks.

448
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:34,760
Olympia Dukakis is great.

449
00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:36,980
It's just great to say her name. Yeah.

450
00:20:36,980 --> 00:20:40,620
I love when she tells the girl I love when she threatens to beat the grandfather to death.

451
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:43,560
Oh, yeah. Like you give those dogs any more of my food.

452
00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:45,500
I'm going to beat you to death.

453
00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:47,360
Kick you to death. Kick you to death.

454
00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:49,260
That's very specific.

455
00:20:49,260 --> 00:20:51,940
Kick you to death is a really specific one.

456
00:20:51,940 --> 00:20:56,100
I feel like the cast has a lot of depth, like you even care about the aunt

457
00:20:56,100 --> 00:20:58,140
and uncle for no reason.

458
00:20:58,140 --> 00:21:01,180
And he's got the moon and it's his moon, you know.

459
00:21:01,180 --> 00:21:03,420
And he's such a weird uncle.

460
00:21:03,420 --> 00:21:06,560
It's nice to have that like super sweet, but kind of off.

461
00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:08,160
I love the way he starts it.

462
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:11,600
I love the way he starts the moon story by I never told you this

463
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:15,460
because it's not really a story.

464
00:21:15,460 --> 00:21:16,200
I want to.

465
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:18,660
I saw your father outside with the moon.

466
00:21:19,260 --> 00:21:21,240
You didn't see nothing.

467
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:22,740
Cosmos, a fucking dick.

468
00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:25,140
I love him.

469
00:21:25,140 --> 00:21:28,440
Him with the people talking about plumbing is so good.

470
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:31,640
He's just like disgust at least scraping at that pipe.

471
00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:35,140
Look at this. Look at this.

472
00:21:35,140 --> 00:21:37,360
When he gets called out for his philandery at the end

473
00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:41,260
and just like slams the table and sits back down, it's like, well, that's over.

474
00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:42,520
Yeah.

475
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:44,620
My big stand.

476
00:21:44,620 --> 00:21:49,000
I mean, and his wife just kind of takes it all, almost cheats on him

477
00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:50,860
and then walks it back.

478
00:21:50,860 --> 00:21:54,600
It's kind of like, well, that the whole story is about how women are better than men.

479
00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:55,160
Yeah.

480
00:21:55,860 --> 00:21:57,240
I love a turn.

481
00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:58,700
I remember the line exactly.

482
00:21:58,700 --> 00:22:00,840
But when she's having dinner with John Mahoney,

483
00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:04,980
after he's gotten water thrown in his face the second time this film by a younger woman

484
00:22:05,580 --> 00:22:08,220
and she's and she says, she's too young for you.

485
00:22:08,580 --> 00:22:10,620
And he goes, I'm too old for me.

486
00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:13,180
I relate to that statement.

487
00:22:13,180 --> 00:22:14,280
They're no.

488
00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:15,320
That feels accurate.

489
00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:18,560
I mean, we're about 10 years older or 10 years younger than that right now.

490
00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:20,760
We can we can we can feel that later.

491
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:22,920
Soon enough. Soon enough.

492
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:25,160
The Reaper is coming.

493
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:27,540
And I think we're all middle aged here.

494
00:22:27,540 --> 00:22:29,800
Yeah, but John, not me. I'm not even 40.

495
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:31,400
I mean, neither am I.

496
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,600
OK. Yeah, I'm close.

497
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:36,000
Looming. We're all I mean, the three of us are close.

498
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,140
I don't know. Where are you at?

499
00:22:37,140 --> 00:22:41,120
That's fair. I'm going to keep it anonymous and not even not even.

500
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:43,120
You know, got the grays.

501
00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:47,780
Don't worry. You could be anywhere from 25 to 50.

502
00:22:48,780 --> 00:22:51,080
I feel like that's the whole conversation we've had about this film.

503
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:54,620
So I'm just saying we could all play teenagers in the 90s.

504
00:22:54,620 --> 00:22:56,800
Oh, absolutely.

505
00:22:57,100 --> 00:22:58,940
Well, what about guarding tests?

506
00:22:58,940 --> 00:23:02,940
How does everyone feel about the baseline for that ensemble

507
00:23:02,940 --> 00:23:06,540
compared to the baseline of the Moonstruck ensemble?

508
00:23:07,380 --> 00:23:13,540
I don't think in guarding tests like everybody stands out the same.

509
00:23:13,540 --> 00:23:15,940
There's there are like background characters.

510
00:23:15,940 --> 00:23:20,080
Yeah. A lot of the other Secret Service agents just kind of background.

511
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:22,480
Yeah. Now, Frederick, the nurse is awesome.

512
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:23,520
I can't remember his name.

513
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:27,100
Yeah, I think the uncle from Harry Potter.

514
00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:32,340
Yeah. The the cast for Moonstruck just stands out nicely.

515
00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:35,000
Yeah. Now the story is more about the family.

516
00:23:35,300 --> 00:23:37,340
Yeah, it's a family story.

517
00:23:37,340 --> 00:23:39,100
Family love.

518
00:23:39,100 --> 00:23:42,580
Hmm. Agree.

519
00:23:42,580 --> 00:23:44,480
Phrasing Nick Phrasing.

520
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:48,320
And but yeah, I mean, before we jump into guarding test, though,

521
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:52,060
in like a full on way, like more on Moonstruck.

522
00:23:52,060 --> 00:23:53,600
Yeah. Like I still love it.

523
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,960
I love it's a human story. It's a very yeah.

524
00:23:56,300 --> 00:23:58,360
I lost my head.

525
00:23:58,360 --> 00:24:00,940
I lost my bra.

526
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:03,440
Johnny has his and Johnny has his bride.

527
00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:06,640
Bring me the big knife.

528
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:11,680
Josie asked me if I think that he fucks with the hand on or the hand off.

529
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:13,020
Oh, I'm definitely. Yeah.

530
00:24:13,020 --> 00:24:14,280
That's what I was asking about attachment.

531
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:15,780
Fuck with the hand. Yeah.

532
00:24:15,780 --> 00:24:17,980
You put the one on that goes like this and then.

533
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:20,960
Well, what's the other one go like like this?

534
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,260
Yeah, like that. Oh, yeah. OK.

535
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:25,860
I can wait. And then it's got the one that goes kind of like this.

536
00:24:25,860 --> 00:24:27,700
Oh, that's wild. No, you can't do that.

537
00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:29,800
That's illegal. Listen, man.

538
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:31,300
Not in his house.

539
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,960
Only in 48 states. Yeah.

540
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:38,380
Yeah. Chrissy, the woman who works at the bread shop, she has such a small role,

541
00:24:38,380 --> 00:24:42,080
but like her weird obsession with him or weird watery eyes.

542
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:44,180
Like I really like him.

543
00:24:44,180 --> 00:24:46,580
He doesn't know the bread shop is also wild.

544
00:24:46,580 --> 00:24:49,460
Like, let's talk about how fucking crazy it's the 80s.

545
00:24:49,460 --> 00:24:53,800
It shouldn't have like a dungeon with a guy loading like.

546
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:55,840
Yeah. Stuff into this.

547
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:59,740
It literally looks like any underground tour

548
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,540
in like a major metropolitan area.

549
00:25:02,540 --> 00:25:06,320
Right. It's like, oh, these buildings are flooded out and burned and haunted.

550
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:08,520
And this is where we make bread.

551
00:25:10,220 --> 00:25:12,480
This is my favorite fecaccia stone.

552
00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:16,500
You know, it was probably like I had normal ovens originally,

553
00:25:16,500 --> 00:25:19,500
and then he lost his hand. He's like, no, it needs to be darker.

554
00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:22,260
Fair. I need a place to shovel coal.

555
00:25:22,260 --> 00:25:24,360
Yeah. I mean, what is it?

556
00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:26,300
Queens? Yeah. Right.

557
00:25:26,300 --> 00:25:30,940
So I don't know if every place in Queens has that, you know,

558
00:25:30,940 --> 00:25:34,980
just their own little dungeon, you know, their own little Nicholas Cage waiting there.

559
00:25:35,940 --> 00:25:37,380
I do want to get Queen's thing.

560
00:25:37,380 --> 00:25:40,780
I do want to talk about the lost art of like painted background.

561
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:45,160
Yeah, I agree. I feel like that that kind of really just went out of fashion.

562
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:47,820
It's probably because of higher definition stuff.

563
00:25:47,820 --> 00:25:50,420
Yeah. But like there's there's artistry to that.

564
00:25:50,420 --> 00:25:51,500
That's really cool.

565
00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:53,560
And it's just gone. Yeah.

566
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:55,660
Now let's just make a backgrounds.

567
00:25:57,160 --> 00:26:02,140
OK. Sean, Sean, quit the podcast.

568
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:05,880
Get the big knife.

569
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:08,680
Look, it would be faster and cheaper

570
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:12,220
and we wouldn't have to deal with all those fucking artists and their opinions.

571
00:26:12,220 --> 00:26:15,220
Yeah. God damn artists.

572
00:26:16,620 --> 00:26:18,920
All right. Favorite scene from this movie.

573
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:21,560
Wow. Run around the table.

574
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:25,000
Oh, the first time Sharon Cage

575
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:29,860
hook up and she like she's making him breakfast or food or.

576
00:26:29,860 --> 00:26:32,240
Yeah, she's like, I'm going to make you a steak.

577
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:33,860
I don't want a steak.

578
00:26:33,860 --> 00:26:36,640
You're going to eat a steak and you're going to like it.

579
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:38,080
I want it well done.

580
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:39,280
You're going to eat it bloody.

581
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:41,280
It's good for your blood.

582
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:45,420
And then like he eats two bites of the steak and then just fucking sweeps

583
00:26:45,420 --> 00:26:48,660
the table. He's he just picks her up.

584
00:26:49,220 --> 00:26:51,820
She's like, where are you taking me to the bed?

585
00:26:52,660 --> 00:26:53,660
I love it.

586
00:26:53,660 --> 00:26:56,460
It's just the manliest

587
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:59,660
sex scene that I've ever seen.

588
00:26:59,660 --> 00:27:00,560
Nicholas Cage.

589
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:02,400
I like how like they go to the bed.

590
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:03,600
She's like, take me.

591
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:06,280
Leave nothing left for Johnny.

592
00:27:06,980 --> 00:27:10,280
And then they get up in the middle of the night to look at the moon

593
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:12,060
and go back to bed.

594
00:27:12,060 --> 00:27:14,760
And the next morning, she wakes up and she's like, Holy fuck.

595
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,460
It's Cosmos Moon. Moon spells.

596
00:27:17,900 --> 00:27:19,300
She was moon struck.

597
00:27:19,300 --> 00:27:20,700
She was.

598
00:27:20,700 --> 00:27:21,540
That's hard to beat.

599
00:27:21,540 --> 00:27:22,900
I don't think you can really beat that scene.

600
00:27:22,900 --> 00:27:23,900
That is probably the best scene.

601
00:27:23,900 --> 00:27:25,200
But other good ones.

602
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:29,380
I mean, the dinner table scene at the end is just when everyone's like kind of

603
00:27:30,140 --> 00:27:32,940
figuring their shit out and filtering in.

604
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:36,480
And every time somebody comes to the door, it's like, oh, it's going to be Johnny.

605
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:38,780
No, it's the aunt and uncle.

606
00:27:38,780 --> 00:27:40,480
No, it's this person.

607
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:42,860
I think I think the opening scenes really good, too.

608
00:27:42,860 --> 00:27:45,920
I think the Italian restaurant,

609
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:50,260
you got the waiter who's been his waiter for Bobo Bobo, the waiter.

610
00:27:50,460 --> 00:27:52,660
And he's like, this this is our loyal.

611
00:27:52,660 --> 00:27:55,440
Johnny's been our customer for 30 years.

612
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:58,440
You know, it's like you get you kind of get brought into the movie

613
00:27:58,860 --> 00:28:01,280
through the Italian restaurants, I would say.

614
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:03,300
Also, Bobo fucking rules.

615
00:28:03,300 --> 00:28:05,980
Every Bobo in every cage movie is good.

616
00:28:05,980 --> 00:28:07,180
All two of us.

617
00:28:07,180 --> 00:28:10,480
All Bobo's what other Bobo are we talking retirement plan?

618
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:12,420
I mean, plan. Oh, yeah, you're right.

619
00:28:12,420 --> 00:28:14,860
Yeah. Ron Perlman plays an excellent Bobo.

620
00:28:15,420 --> 00:28:18,360
Ron Perlman's Bobo could definitely kill the other Bobo.

621
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:21,160
So my best friend growing up was Bobo.

622
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:22,760
So I had a Bobo. Yeah.

623
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:24,200
Oh, my God. He's in Korea now.

624
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,940
He's a six foot five Korean man.

625
00:28:26,940 --> 00:28:28,500
You know, that's that's Bobo.

626
00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:31,040
Exactly. That's not where I expected that story to go.

627
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:32,840
That's a good Bobo. That's a good Bobo.

628
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:36,300
It's kind of like when you told me about your cobbler or Rachel's cobbler.

629
00:28:36,300 --> 00:28:38,060
Like an actual cobbler.

630
00:28:38,060 --> 00:28:40,140
Remind me of a story that I told you.

631
00:28:40,140 --> 00:28:42,540
I was talking about like some boots and Rachel's like, Oh, you should take him

632
00:28:42,540 --> 00:28:45,240
to my car. I'm like, you have a cobbler and I'm like, like a telling.

633
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:47,440
I was like, no, Chinese. I'm like, what?

634
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:49,780
Oh, yeah, that's Rachel's cobbler.

635
00:28:49,780 --> 00:28:51,780
I love that. You're like, yeah, like that.

636
00:28:51,780 --> 00:28:55,720
Sorry, you told me it's a conversation between you and Rachel.

637
00:28:56,940 --> 00:28:58,620
You were in the car. I was in the car.

638
00:28:58,620 --> 00:29:01,260
Yeah. Reminds me of that story.

639
00:29:01,260 --> 00:29:03,560
You were tangentially associated with.

640
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:05,660
I don't remember the I didn't remember the facts

641
00:29:05,660 --> 00:29:07,800
until I worked my way back.

642
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:09,300
That's how memory works. We got there.

643
00:29:09,300 --> 00:29:12,360
That's fine. Do you think do you think John has a haberdasher?

644
00:29:12,860 --> 00:29:14,300
No, I've asked him.

645
00:29:14,300 --> 00:29:16,740
I wish I'd be awesome. Buy his hats off the rack.

646
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:20,900
With a head like that, you got to get custom fits, John.

647
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:24,040
Gosh, what's the regular at Scott?

648
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:26,380
Oh, yeah. He's definitely got a haberdasher.

649
00:29:26,380 --> 00:29:27,720
You know, that dude does.

650
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:28,880
You know, nice hats.

651
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:30,060
He does. I walked by.

652
00:29:30,060 --> 00:29:32,220
I walked by his house once not knowing it was his.

653
00:29:32,220 --> 00:29:34,920
I just like looked in a window and there was just a wall of hats.

654
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:36,160
I'm like, Scott, I'm here.

655
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:40,300
I wrote a song. I wrote a song about it once called How Many Stetsons on My Wall.

656
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:45,800
Did you have a favorite scene?

657
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:47,960
I mean, I love I lost my hand.

658
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:49,600
I lost my bride.

659
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:52,240
I love the old Italian woman who puts a curse on the plane.

660
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:55,040
Oh, yeah. She was pretty cool, too.

661
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:56,240
That's those are the pieces of this.

662
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:58,540
I'm like, the fuck? Why is this necessary?

663
00:29:58,540 --> 00:29:59,480
It's not weird.

664
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:01,920
I wrote this movie. Yeah.

665
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:05,460
Did you know they weren't going to have Nicolas Cage do it?

666
00:30:05,460 --> 00:30:10,160
But Cher request like said she would not do the movie if it wasn't Nicolas Cage.

667
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:12,420
I love that piece of trivia on this.

668
00:30:12,420 --> 00:30:15,120
Yeah, because I cannot imagine who it would have been.

669
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:18,300
You know, well, also imagine writing this film and being like, well,

670
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:20,340
we have to have Cher.

671
00:30:20,340 --> 00:30:22,260
It's like how many movies is Cher even been in?

672
00:30:22,260 --> 00:30:27,400
Like you could have other people do this role, but obviously it is a time and a place.

673
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:28,840
It makes the movie.

674
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:33,080
I said this last time, like I've never quite gotten like Cher

675
00:30:33,380 --> 00:30:35,420
as you know, like I don't get the big deal.

676
00:30:35,420 --> 00:30:38,080
And I saw this movie like, I get it. Cher's great.

677
00:30:38,620 --> 00:30:40,320
Good and splash, too.

678
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:42,180
She was in splash.

679
00:30:42,180 --> 00:30:43,360
Am I misremembering?

680
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:44,400
Wasn't she? I don't know.

681
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:48,260
This is an area of film that I don't rewatch.

682
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:51,300
The 80s Nazi mermaid films.

683
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:53,440
Oh, no, I'm sorry. That's that's a different one.

684
00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:54,600
That's Darryl Hannah.

685
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:56,000
No, Darryl Hannah is great.

686
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,240
Also, yeah, I guess she was in Mermaids.

687
00:30:58,240 --> 00:30:59,840
Sorry. Oh, God.

688
00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:02,080
Get your what a misremembering film

689
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:03,640
in order.

690
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:04,980
Fucking mer films.

691
00:31:04,980 --> 00:31:08,120
Where cats mer films.

692
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:10,120
Oh, man. I don't like what you're becoming here.

693
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:18,460
So in the matrix of good movie, good cage, bad movie, bad cage, good, bad, bad, good.

694
00:31:19,060 --> 00:31:20,800
Where do you put this one in?

695
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:21,900
Oh, I put this up.

696
00:31:21,900 --> 00:31:23,340
This is towards the top.

697
00:31:23,340 --> 00:31:25,040
It's the top 10.

698
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:27,880
My dad was a huge fan of this movie as a kid.

699
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:31,480
Very strangely, like my dad was my dad was a cop.

700
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:36,120
But like drank white wine, listened to share and love moon struck.

701
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:39,660
You know that that kind of that kind of vibe.

702
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:42,560
This is a cop I can I can get behind.

703
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:46,000
And both my grandpa's were cops and my other my grandpa's favorite movie

704
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,060
was guarding tests.

705
00:31:47,060 --> 00:31:52,600
So this is a good kind of alignment of my dad versus my grandpa almost.

706
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:54,080
I was going to say the mustache makes sense now.

707
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:55,980
Right. That's our tradition.

708
00:31:55,980 --> 00:31:57,180
The only thing I carry over.

709
00:31:57,180 --> 00:31:58,280
We have to.

710
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:05,420
I think this is a great movie and I love Nicholas Cage's performance in it.

711
00:32:05,780 --> 00:32:09,380
Just even the little things when he comes in at the end

712
00:32:09,380 --> 00:32:12,960
and shares trying to get him out of the house and the mom's like,

713
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:17,660
do you want to help me? It's like, yes, this is a caporelli cover.

714
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:20,540
What's the last name? His last names.

715
00:32:20,540 --> 00:32:21,500
What's their last name?

716
00:32:21,500 --> 00:32:24,000
Camareri last name, but I can't remember what theirs is.

717
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,640
Yeah, it's like this chair.

718
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:27,640
Sure. Yeah, thank you.

719
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:29,780
Thank you, shares mom. I would love some oatmeal. Yeah.

720
00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:33,120
I bet it's going to be good. Yeah.

721
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:36,480
Well, I think it's a great movie and a terrific performance.

722
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:37,580
Very full performance.

723
00:32:37,580 --> 00:32:41,120
It's got a good range and he cared the whole time.

724
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:42,260
Yeah, he was engaged.

725
00:32:42,260 --> 00:32:43,680
So I loved it.

726
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:45,720
I like how they both have a glow up halfway through.

727
00:32:45,860 --> 00:32:47,260
Yeah. Clean up real nice.

728
00:32:47,260 --> 00:32:48,060
Mm hmm.

729
00:32:48,060 --> 00:32:54,060
Yeah, this is definitely in a it grew on me for sure.

730
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:56,440
I think that I would count it as a

731
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:01,380
very good, very good on both sides.

732
00:33:01,380 --> 00:33:02,680
Good. Yeah.

733
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:03,920
Very good. Very good.

734
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:07,120
Very good. Even some might say Bill.

735
00:33:08,780 --> 00:33:10,780
Molta Bene.

736
00:33:10,780 --> 00:33:17,320
All right. Well, guarding test, then let's let's talk that one out.

737
00:33:18,860 --> 00:33:22,060
What you got segwayed.

738
00:33:22,060 --> 00:33:24,120
He just said what the next movie was.

739
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:26,800
Yeah, that's how you do it. Yeah, I know.

740
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:28,700
Feels like a segue.

741
00:33:29,060 --> 00:33:31,500
It's a meh movie overall.

742
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:33,360
It's a weird one.

743
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:38,940
It suffers from trying to do more than it's capable of,

744
00:33:38,940 --> 00:33:41,280
and it's only trying to do two things.

745
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:42,540
Yes. Yeah.

746
00:33:42,540 --> 00:33:43,580
Well, it's two movies.

747
00:33:43,580 --> 00:33:46,880
Yeah, it's two movies just jumbled into one movie.

748
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:47,980
Yeah.

749
00:33:47,980 --> 00:33:51,980
The the thriller aspect of the kidnapping comes

750
00:33:52,780 --> 00:33:54,280
too late in the movie.

751
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:59,520
Like you get like that sense of like shit gets weird

752
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:01,320
with the driver and whatnot.

753
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:05,960
But yeah, it doesn't mesh in super well.

754
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:10,440
The whole having brain cancer thing or the brain tumor doesn't do anything

755
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:15,540
for this film because this is a movie about her trying to like reconnect

756
00:34:15,540 --> 00:34:20,480
with you with another human being because she's dying or it's just there

757
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:21,480
for no reason.

758
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:22,420
And then she gets kidnapped.

759
00:34:22,420 --> 00:34:25,360
And that's kind of what brings them all together in the end.

760
00:34:25,580 --> 00:34:30,820
Well, I mean, assuming what's it probably came out with ninety five ish.

761
00:34:31,060 --> 00:34:35,000
I'm guessing we're all supposed to think this is just Barbara Bush, right?

762
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,200
Or is it supposed to be?

763
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:43,080
You know, Reagan, like regardless, no one cares about this person at all.

764
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:47,520
Yeah, right. So it's like the fact that they make her a total

765
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:52,040
terrible person in it doesn't help because the whole society

766
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:54,980
already hates this person off the bat.

767
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:58,380
Yeah, I feel like they really could have leaned into their

768
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:02,920
growing friendship way more and just fuck the kidnapping plot.

769
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:06,500
Yeah. Or just just make it more of a kidnapping movie.

770
00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:07,600
Or make it a kidnapping movie.

771
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:09,640
Right. It's like, go one. Yeah.

772
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:13,400
Yeah. Well, like I was when I was watching it, we get to the point

773
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:17,440
where right before she gets kidnapped and she's having her picnic

774
00:35:17,980 --> 00:35:20,480
and he goes and like checks her pulse because she falls asleep.

775
00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:23,280
It's like, I would have been a great time for like, it's like, oh, God,

776
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:24,220
let's get to the hospital.

777
00:35:24,220 --> 00:35:27,420
They find out they talk about it like you connect all those threads.

778
00:35:27,620 --> 00:35:30,160
No, they just she gets kidnapped by characters

779
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:32,820
that we've never been introduced to.

780
00:35:32,820 --> 00:35:36,920
I so I was just sitting here not listening and I was thinking to myself,

781
00:35:37,300 --> 00:35:41,160
this movie would be so great if it was like weekend at Tess's

782
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:43,500
and she dies early on.

783
00:35:43,500 --> 00:35:46,700
But then the president's coming to town for that library.

784
00:35:46,940 --> 00:35:50,940
So Nicholas Cage in the secret secret service has to like

785
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:53,820
weekend at Bernie's Earth through this whole thing.

786
00:35:54,180 --> 00:35:55,380
I would be a much better film.

787
00:35:55,380 --> 00:35:58,920
I man, I'm already feeling much better about this movie.

788
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:03,560
I do like that idea that would be really fucking funny.

789
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:06,860
You think we can get them to do it? Yeah.

790
00:36:06,860 --> 00:36:10,000
I'm just Carlisle.

791
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:15,000
Yeah, definitely.

792
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,140
Can puppets. Yeah.

793
00:36:16,140 --> 00:36:18,100
Full Marionette.

794
00:36:19,540 --> 00:36:22,140
How do they keep Bernie from smelling in that movie?

795
00:36:22,340 --> 00:36:24,380
Axe body spray.

796
00:36:24,380 --> 00:36:25,380
This is before Axe.

797
00:36:25,380 --> 00:36:26,980
I mean, we can have Bernie's.

798
00:36:26,980 --> 00:36:30,620
It's only one weekend and then we can have Bernie's two.

799
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:32,820
He's underwater. A lot of that movie.

800
00:36:32,820 --> 00:36:34,360
It's true. He's a zombie.

801
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:36,720
Yeah. So he's like mostly clean.

802
00:36:36,720 --> 00:36:37,760
I don't know.

803
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:42,320
Well, I so I probably just processed this out of my brain.

804
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:43,600
There was a second one. Yeah.

805
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:45,560
Oh, yeah. He gets turned into a zombie.

806
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:47,100
Yeah. By a witch doctor.

807
00:36:47,100 --> 00:36:49,600
So he wants his treasure. He's fueled by music.

808
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:53,040
Yeah. And reggae music makes him walk like steel.

809
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:57,340
But he get he is empowered by the sound of steel drums. Yeah.

810
00:36:58,080 --> 00:36:59,840
You haven't seen.

811
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:01,940
National Weekend at Bernie's, too.

812
00:37:01,940 --> 00:37:04,780
Oh, my God, man. It's so good.

813
00:37:04,780 --> 00:37:06,780
I mean, it's not, but.

814
00:37:06,780 --> 00:37:08,780
That sounds so stupid.

815
00:37:11,420 --> 00:37:13,160
You're going to go home and watch it, aren't you?

816
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:15,460
I'm going to do my best.

817
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:18,260
Oh, man.

818
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:20,100
I'm pretty sure I got all that right.

819
00:37:20,100 --> 00:37:22,000
You nailed it. Yeah.

820
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,300
A movie I saw once when I was like nine.

821
00:37:24,300 --> 00:37:26,880
All of that could be lies.

822
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:30,640
And it's just so good that I want it to be true.

823
00:37:31,580 --> 00:37:32,780
It is true. It is true.

824
00:37:32,780 --> 00:37:35,380
I kind of wish that Sean had just made that up off the dome.

825
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:38,020
And I went along with it and was like, yeah, it's totally bad.

826
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:40,120
That's what goes on.

827
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:41,480
I did this in.

828
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:45,320
I was describing a scene from what's the train movie?

829
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:48,260
The ice fall.

830
00:37:48,260 --> 00:37:49,360
And the snow piercer.

831
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:53,540
Snowpiercer, I was describing a scene from Snowpiercer in a group chat.

832
00:37:53,540 --> 00:37:55,940
It's like, yeah, it's like when Allison Peele pulls the Uzi

833
00:37:55,940 --> 00:37:58,240
from the basket of eggs and shoots Captain America.

834
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:01,540
Now you're all wondering if I'm fucking with you.

835
00:38:01,540 --> 00:38:05,840
Go watch. No, I like the three different train movies we came up with.

836
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:07,440
Yeah. Bullet train.

837
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:08,920
Three times a Yuma.

838
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:10,580
Good choices. No, sir.

839
00:38:10,580 --> 00:38:12,780
Three times a Yuma is definitely the best of those three.

840
00:38:12,780 --> 00:38:15,120
Oh, yeah. You fucking rules.

841
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:17,120
I don't know. Bullet train is really good.

842
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:19,160
I fucking love bullet train.

843
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:20,900
I mean, Snowpiercer.

844
00:38:20,900 --> 00:38:23,240
Great movie. Great, great, great.

845
00:38:23,240 --> 00:38:25,440
We're just a bunch of fucking train enthusiasts.

846
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:27,240
Yeah. We're a train pod.

847
00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:32,600
So, Ian, why did your grandpa like this movie so much?

848
00:38:33,240 --> 00:38:36,440
Well, so my grandpa watched mostly Westerns.

849
00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:40,380
I think this just kind of aligns with a shitty Western.

850
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:45,120
In some ways, you know, it's it's playful, it's fun, everything's going fine.

851
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:49,420
And then all of a sudden, guys got to take care of business.

852
00:38:49,420 --> 00:38:55,220
And I think that's kind of the way a lot of people from that generation saw Phil.

853
00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:56,500
Yeah, that's fair.

854
00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:57,960
You need to take charge moment.

855
00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:01,400
You need to take charge moment, which I think is who wrote this

856
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:03,480
was probably that of that generation.

857
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:05,240
And you're like, oh, this is great.

858
00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:07,640
This whole this whole story kind of like

859
00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:12,720
kind of like cowboy who is told to sit down and relax and not worry.

860
00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:15,520
And then all of a sudden, boom, it's your time. You know. Sure.

861
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:16,920
He's the tamed cowboy.

862
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:21,280
He's like got the home out on the ranch or whatever.

863
00:39:21,420 --> 00:39:24,220
Exactly. And as soon as his lady gets taken away,

864
00:39:25,060 --> 00:39:29,260
there's many multiple there's many Nicolas Cage movies that are exactly that.

865
00:39:29,260 --> 00:39:31,760
Yeah. Oh, we need now is the stuff bunny.

866
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:33,560
Then he finds his spine. Yeah.

867
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:35,100
Oh, that's great. I love it.

868
00:39:35,100 --> 00:39:38,680
I do like the relationship by the end, because he just like his character

869
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:42,580
just wants to be guarding the president, guarding someone of import.

870
00:39:42,580 --> 00:39:45,920
He wants like he wants his big action moment towards the end of the film

871
00:39:46,240 --> 00:39:48,020
to track down the kidnappers.

872
00:39:48,020 --> 00:39:52,720
He shoots off the toe of the chauffeur who like helped with the kidnapping.

873
00:39:52,780 --> 00:39:54,680
Yeah. Earl Earl.

874
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:59,000
When they finally like get to test, you know, it's like the cop,

875
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:02,460
the other detective was like, he shot a man to find you.

876
00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:05,460
Like, no, you finally you finally got to shoot someone to kill him.

877
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,160
No, ma'am.

878
00:40:08,100 --> 00:40:09,440
And she's like kind of ashamed of him.

879
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:11,480
Disappointing. Yeah.

880
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:12,880
Oh, after all your practice. Yeah.

881
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:15,780
Yeah. What was the point of all that practice?

882
00:40:15,780 --> 00:40:19,020
Well, the other side of it is like, I mean, look, it's the 90s.

883
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:21,980
How do you kidnap someone in the 90s?

884
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:25,080
Like you're going to what are you expecting from this?

885
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:27,120
Like you're going to be rich and walk away.

886
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:29,160
A million dollars, a million million bucks.

887
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:30,460
They asked for 15 million.

888
00:40:30,460 --> 00:40:32,960
15 million bucks, which used to mean something.

889
00:40:33,860 --> 00:40:36,600
Sure. But like that's like 45 million now.

890
00:40:36,860 --> 00:40:38,740
Josh, tell us.

891
00:40:38,740 --> 00:40:40,700
It's just like robbing a bank now.

892
00:40:40,700 --> 00:40:44,040
It's like, do you really think you can successfully rob a bank

893
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:45,880
and just walk away from it?

894
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:49,480
OK, so I'm from Kansas City and I'm a Chiefs fan.

895
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:50,880
And there was a Chiefs fan.

896
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:51,840
Oh, I know the mega.

897
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:53,140
Babadur. Yeah.

898
00:40:53,140 --> 00:40:54,420
He robbed lots of banks.

899
00:40:54,420 --> 00:40:56,420
He got about a million bucks out of it before getting caught.

900
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:58,660
That's a lot of work for a million.

901
00:40:58,660 --> 00:41:00,180
It is a lot of work for a million bucks.

902
00:41:00,180 --> 00:41:02,300
But yeah, but he got caught again.

903
00:41:02,300 --> 00:41:04,220
That's the he did get caught. That's the thing.

904
00:41:04,220 --> 00:41:07,900
But he did. He was on the spree for like a year and a half.

905
00:41:07,900 --> 00:41:08,740
All about the rush.

906
00:41:08,740 --> 00:41:11,100
Which one is that? Is that the one that dresses up like a wolf?

907
00:41:11,100 --> 00:41:12,400
Yeah, yeah. That's that one.

908
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:14,900
Yeah. And also fuck the Kansas City Chiefs.

909
00:41:16,140 --> 00:41:16,940
Yeah, that's right.

910
00:41:16,940 --> 00:41:18,040
But are you you're a Niners fan?

911
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:19,880
I'm a Niners fan. Yeah, yeah.

912
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:22,340
I get it. Fair.

913
00:41:22,980 --> 00:41:27,560
I mean, I just don't see the point of of kidnapping or or,

914
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:29,380
you know, robbing a bank.

915
00:41:29,380 --> 00:41:31,920
You know, it's you're going to eventually get caught.

916
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:33,460
Yeah, absolutely.

917
00:41:33,460 --> 00:41:37,860
And I don't know, like the house gets flash banged, like helicopter shows up.

918
00:41:37,860 --> 00:41:40,260
And then we see the kidnappers beat to shit.

919
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:42,940
They got roughed up.

920
00:41:42,940 --> 00:41:45,640
Yeah, that was the hardest this movie goes.

921
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:50,200
Like, just we're going to enter this home and just assault you.

922
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:52,180
And then they buried her.

923
00:41:52,180 --> 00:41:55,520
That was the hardest and most honest this film got.

924
00:41:55,620 --> 00:41:56,920
Oh, yeah, absolutely.

925
00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:59,980
No, not warrant. Boom.

926
00:41:59,980 --> 00:42:02,260
And then he gets off like from after shooting the guy.

927
00:42:02,460 --> 00:42:05,120
She just calls the president and is like, I don't want anything to happen to him.

928
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:08,800
Well, yeah, obviously, I mean, he saved her life through that action.

929
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:10,560
No, I know. But.

930
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:12,360
And Earl was a shitty driver.

931
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:14,160
He was a piece of shit. Yeah.

932
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:16,100
Also, Earl, it was the 90s.

933
00:42:16,100 --> 00:42:20,540
Like everyone just kind of assumed whatever a president says is good.

934
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:21,980
Yeah. Now it's a different time.

935
00:42:21,980 --> 00:42:24,180
Different times. Yeah.

936
00:42:24,180 --> 00:42:26,580
Now presidents have Twitter. Yeah.

937
00:42:27,380 --> 00:42:29,780
And ex presidents have truths.

938
00:42:29,780 --> 00:42:34,420
Yeah. I love that his stock is just dropping consistently.

939
00:42:34,420 --> 00:42:37,120
Oh, man. Did you see that they're

940
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:40,020
riding the like NASDAQ or whatever,

941
00:42:40,020 --> 00:42:44,320
claiming like market tampering through short selling?

942
00:42:44,660 --> 00:42:47,560
Incredible. Like people are short selling our stock.

943
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:49,560
And that's making it worthless.

944
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:52,000
Yeah, it's worthless because it is worthless.

945
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,440
You fuck. Yeah.

946
00:42:55,700 --> 00:43:00,680
Apparently now, meanwhile, Goon coin, you can get it through the podcast.

947
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:01,940
That's totally legitimate.

948
00:43:01,940 --> 00:43:05,420
Just send me five dollars in an envelope and I'll send you one.

949
00:43:05,420 --> 00:43:08,420
Goon coin. Yeah, you'll be issued one goon coin.

950
00:43:08,420 --> 00:43:10,820
It's guaranteed to go up.

951
00:43:10,820 --> 00:43:11,860
I love that. Do I get it?

952
00:43:11,860 --> 00:43:14,320
Do I get any good coin for being here today?

953
00:43:14,820 --> 00:43:17,060
Two good coins.

954
00:43:17,060 --> 00:43:20,100
Love that. We have to bribe our guests.

955
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:24,300
Worthless crypto.

956
00:43:24,300 --> 00:43:26,540
I used to live in a house that we call it physical.

957
00:43:26,540 --> 00:43:32,180
I used to live in a house we called Goon House.

958
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:35,460
And we were all such trashy people.

959
00:43:36,060 --> 00:43:37,820
There was 13 guys living in this house.

960
00:43:37,820 --> 00:43:39,620
Holy shit. 13 goons.

961
00:43:39,620 --> 00:43:42,860
And so if you walked around barefoot in said house,

962
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:45,500
you would get a thing called Goon foot.

963
00:43:47,740 --> 00:43:50,040
This is funny because Gooning has its own connotation.

964
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:52,340
And yeah, different vibes now to different vibes.

965
00:43:52,340 --> 00:43:54,000
So yeah, we would.

966
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,900
Goon foot was a was a real part of my life.

967
00:43:56,900 --> 00:44:00,940
So guarding tests on the grid, bad movie.

968
00:44:00,940 --> 00:44:03,420
Mid cage. Agreed.

969
00:44:04,220 --> 00:44:09,280
Yeah, I I wouldn't go as far as to say it's bad, but it's not great.

970
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:14,020
It's fine. I think I described it last time as like a Sunday afternoon.

971
00:44:14,020 --> 00:44:18,200
It's on TV and you're watching it with your dad or uncle

972
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:20,060
or something like that kind of movie. Yeah.

973
00:44:20,060 --> 00:44:22,000
Or grandpa. It's exactly that.

974
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,940
It's a you're watching it on TV because it's on

975
00:44:24,940 --> 00:44:27,280
and somebody has some minor interest in it.

976
00:44:28,140 --> 00:44:30,280
But it's definitely a Sunday afternoon film.

977
00:44:30,700 --> 00:44:32,740
It tries to be more than it is.

978
00:44:32,740 --> 00:44:35,180
Yeah, it tries to wake you up in the second half.

979
00:44:35,180 --> 00:44:38,080
But it just it just is two movies, two different movies.

980
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:42,520
And like I said, it's kind of a Western and it kind of fits into that film.

981
00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:46,920
But I don't think he really sends it home at the end.

982
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:49,920
It's kind of meh. Yeah. Yep. Yep.

983
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:52,320
But a good cage. I enjoy Nicolas Cage.

984
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:53,960
Yeah, he's a good character.

985
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:57,300
I mean, he's kind of like you said, he's sort of a gun nut dork.

986
00:44:57,700 --> 00:45:00,000
You know, really just wants to have his piece of the action.

987
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:05,160
But he's like a nice guy ultimately, you know, like his whole life is just the job.

988
00:45:05,260 --> 00:45:08,880
Yeah. And like he wants that hero like cop moment.

989
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,900
He wants that's what he wants his legacy to be.

990
00:45:10,900 --> 00:45:14,040
And like we see his apartment for a second. It's sad.

991
00:45:14,580 --> 00:45:17,520
Oh, yeah. With like they're like a samurai sword in there.

992
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:20,080
He's like, Oh, God.

993
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:21,720
Oh, he's an incel.

994
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:25,860
I love when he comes back and Frederick's just like, Oh, you're back

995
00:45:25,860 --> 00:45:27,060
to pick up your accoutrement.

996
00:45:27,060 --> 00:45:28,160
And he's like, What?

997
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:29,860
He's like, You're back to pick up your shit.

998
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:34,140
Frederick fucking rocks.

999
00:45:34,140 --> 00:45:36,040
He's the best part.

1000
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:40,000
This is definitely.

1001
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:46,000
Oh, so I'll put this in the same category as like Captain Kareli's,

1002
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,760
where it's definitely glorifying

1003
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:54,560
an unglorifiable situation like he's being kidnapped.

1004
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:56,500
He's held at will.

1005
00:45:56,500 --> 00:45:58,880
And he's got Stockholm syndrome by the end of it.

1006
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:02,140
And you just have to say, Oh, he's better for it.

1007
00:46:02,780 --> 00:46:04,540
He's a better man.

1008
00:46:04,540 --> 00:46:08,080
Oh, I'll also compare this to Captain Kareli's mandolin in that

1009
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:11,180
it's kind of just a fun, like

1010
00:46:11,180 --> 00:46:16,460
awkward, like little movie until it's really not.

1011
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:19,600
Yeah. Then it gets super violent and weird.

1012
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:21,160
It's cute. It's not.

1013
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:23,360
And then it's over. Over.

1014
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:25,060
Yeah. That doesn't really.

1015
00:46:25,060 --> 00:46:27,540
That's the thing. It's it's not an action film.

1016
00:46:28,060 --> 00:46:30,440
It's a weird, cute film.

1017
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:32,240
And then it becomes an action film.

1018
00:46:32,240 --> 00:46:35,640
So it just doesn't have any place to go there. Yeah.

1019
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:39,380
I would love it if this movie

1020
00:46:39,380 --> 00:46:42,460
took like an eight millimeter style

1021
00:46:43,420 --> 00:46:46,100
turn where it starts out cute

1022
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:51,100
and then it gets really fucking disgusting and like hardcore.

1023
00:46:51,100 --> 00:46:53,540
And then there's a fight in a cemetery

1024
00:46:53,540 --> 00:46:56,200
where he has to beat the machine to death.

1025
00:46:56,200 --> 00:47:00,680
And then like he comes back out and it's just cute at the end again.

1026
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:03,500
Like, I want just like a momentary darkness.

1027
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:06,840
Yeah. But like way more violent.

1028
00:47:07,180 --> 00:47:07,840
Got it.

1029
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:10,380
I like that we've managed to now talk about both of the movies

1030
00:47:10,380 --> 00:47:13,920
that we're talking about next week in eight millimeter and Captain.

1031
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:14,520
Kareli's.

1032
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:16,720
No, I think it's perfect.

1033
00:47:16,720 --> 00:47:18,160
Nice work. Yeah.

1034
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:19,300
A little primer for you.

1035
00:47:19,300 --> 00:47:20,220
Adam on for that.

1036
00:47:20,220 --> 00:47:21,960
I'll have fun. Yeah, it'll be a good time.

1037
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:25,160
You know, your classic Captain Kareli eight millimeter weekend.

1038
00:47:25,900 --> 00:47:26,860
Sounds great.

1039
00:47:26,860 --> 00:47:30,400
Oh, man, I can't wait to see what you think.

1040
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:32,740
Talk about dildos again.

1041
00:47:32,740 --> 00:47:35,400
Oh, and there's a there's a double Batman connection in these films.

1042
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:37,980
Got Mondros and Schumacher.

1043
00:47:37,980 --> 00:47:39,480
Oh, yeah, true.

1044
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:41,140
Batman. Batman.

1045
00:47:41,140 --> 00:47:42,420
Mm hmm. Batman's.

1046
00:47:42,420 --> 00:47:44,020
Batman. Well, that man.

1047
00:47:44,020 --> 00:47:47,680
Well, he was also the mayor of Gotham City in The Dark Knight.

1048
00:47:48,720 --> 00:47:51,120
Fun. C. Senor.

1049
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:53,220
I don't know why I'm continuing that.

1050
00:47:53,220 --> 00:47:55,120
Well, I think we kind of already know the answer,

1051
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:57,120
but we do have to put it on tape.

1052
00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:59,000
Which movie advances?

1053
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:02,500
Yeah. And what would which of these two movies would you put forward

1054
00:48:02,500 --> 00:48:04,300
knowing that your opinion does not matter?

1055
00:48:04,300 --> 00:48:08,640
Knowing that my opinion does not matter, I would say Moonstruck,

1056
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:12,680
because I think we talked about Moonstruck earnestly and honestly

1057
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:14,580
and had a great conversation.

1058
00:48:14,580 --> 00:48:17,220
And then we kind of fucked off

1059
00:48:17,220 --> 00:48:19,220
the rest of the. Correct.

1060
00:48:19,220 --> 00:48:20,580
So I think we all know that.

1061
00:48:20,580 --> 00:48:23,080
But I'll let you all earnestly decide.

1062
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:26,160
I think Moonstruck's an easy choice on this one.

1063
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:28,760
Yeah, it was so refreshing to watch it again.

1064
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:33,100
It's like Weatherman and how nice it is to just sit down

1065
00:48:33,100 --> 00:48:36,200
and watch it and be like, Weatherman is just so good.

1066
00:48:36,260 --> 00:48:38,160
I enjoy every minute of this.

1067
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:40,000
I don't regret watching a movie.

1068
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,480
Like, I don't think about other things I need to do.

1069
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:43,300
It's nice.

1070
00:48:43,300 --> 00:48:45,980
What did Guardian test go up against originally?

1071
00:48:45,980 --> 00:48:48,240
Can we all just talk about Weatherman for a minute now?

1072
00:48:48,240 --> 00:48:49,720
Yeah, that was great.

1073
00:48:49,720 --> 00:48:52,620
Man, imagine Michael Caine is your dad and you walked around the city

1074
00:48:52,620 --> 00:48:55,180
with a bow and arrow. Done.

1075
00:48:55,180 --> 00:48:57,020
And life. Just Michael Caine.

1076
00:48:57,020 --> 00:48:59,860
Just my favorite part of that film is just Michael Caine going,

1077
00:48:59,860 --> 00:49:03,000
What's all this sucking and fucking I'm hearing about?

1078
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,360
Yeah, they call your daughter Camel.

1079
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:08,900
It went up against a matchstick man.

1080
00:49:08,900 --> 00:49:10,160
That's right. Wow.

1081
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:11,500
I preferred matchstick men.

1082
00:49:11,500 --> 00:49:14,740
These guys did not get it, did not do it for me.

1083
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:20,680
It's just so transparent from the beginning that I couldn't.

1084
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:22,220
It's a good film.

1085
00:49:22,220 --> 00:49:25,220
The daughter character just.

1086
00:49:25,420 --> 00:49:27,180
There's some gross daddy stuff in that.

1087
00:49:27,180 --> 00:49:28,280
But I don't know. Of course.

1088
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:32,420
Of course, but it's still a little better film than guarding tests.

1089
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:34,160
I don't know.

1090
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:35,860
Ah, it didn't do it for me.

1091
00:49:35,860 --> 00:49:38,760
This is how the show goes. Yeah.

1092
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:40,100
It. Oh, sweet.

1093
00:49:40,100 --> 00:49:41,600
This is why your opinion doesn't matter.

1094
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:43,000
Also, my opinion doesn't matter.

1095
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:47,000
Also, since since we've just did the this preamble for the last hour.

1096
00:49:47,380 --> 00:49:50,180
So this podcast, we take 64 Nicholas Cage movies

1097
00:49:50,740 --> 00:49:53,440
and put them in a bracket style system and whittle it down

1098
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:58,620
until we eventually get down to the most cages film as decided by Nick and myself.

1099
00:49:58,620 --> 00:50:00,780
That's us. Yeah, that is us.

1100
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:04,160
So Moonstruck's going forward. Yeah. Awesome. Good choice.

1101
00:50:05,220 --> 00:50:07,660
Anything you want to promote or pitch out there?

1102
00:50:07,660 --> 00:50:10,500
Now to that, not much.

1103
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:13,600
Hopefully one day I'll be back when you're getting down to the,

1104
00:50:13,900 --> 00:50:15,200
you know, nitty gritty.

1105
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:18,200
Hopefully I can talk Moonstruck one more time.

1106
00:50:18,740 --> 00:50:20,840
Maybe if it makes it to the master eight.

1107
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:23,220
I mean, given that you guys picked

1108
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:27,520
guarding tests over matchstick, man, I don't know that

1109
00:50:28,420 --> 00:50:30,660
it will make it that far.

1110
00:50:30,660 --> 00:50:32,960
Do we know what we should know what's going up against by now?

1111
00:50:33,100 --> 00:50:35,400
I'm just going up against Army of One.

1112
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:37,700
Oh, I fucking love Army of One.

1113
00:50:37,700 --> 00:50:40,140
God damn, that's such a good movie.

1114
00:50:40,140 --> 00:50:42,760
I'm sorry, Moonstruck.

1115
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:45,540
Man, this country is the best goddamn chicken.

1116
00:50:48,780 --> 00:50:50,780
I'll go home and watch Army of One.

1117
00:50:50,780 --> 00:50:52,140
I'm sorry, everybody.

1118
00:50:52,140 --> 00:50:53,480
I promised to.

1119
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:56,180
It's a perfect thing to go finish smoking meat, too.

1120
00:50:56,380 --> 00:50:57,980
Yeah, it's 420. Why not?

1121
00:50:57,980 --> 00:50:58,980
Yeah, yeah.

1122
00:50:58,980 --> 00:51:00,380
Penny boy.

1123
00:51:00,380 --> 00:51:00,820
All right.

1124
00:51:00,820 --> 00:51:02,960
Also my favorite sword fight ever.

1125
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:03,460
Yeah, it's great.

1126
00:51:03,460 --> 00:51:06,120
They get so sourced together once they go, oh,

1127
00:51:06,700 --> 00:51:07,620
get stuck in the ceiling.

1128
00:51:07,620 --> 00:51:09,760
Yeah. What a dumb movie.

1129
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:10,760
I love it.

1130
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:12,860
Let's talk about Army of One for a minute.

1131
00:51:12,860 --> 00:51:14,500
No, we're done.

1132
00:51:14,500 --> 00:51:15,440
We're done.

1133
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:16,100
Oh, what are we?

1134
00:51:16,100 --> 00:51:17,060
What are we talking about next week?

1135
00:51:17,060 --> 00:51:17,840
We already covered it.

1136
00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:19,880
It's eight millimeter in Captain Kareli's.

1137
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:21,120
Don't forget to say thank you to Bill.

1138
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:22,820
Yeah, yeah, I got it.

1139
00:51:22,820 --> 00:51:23,860
Thank you for listening.

1140
00:51:23,860 --> 00:51:27,520
And if you want to hang out with us on social media at all,

1141
00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:30,120
cage underscore match underscore pod or cage match pod,

1142
00:51:30,420 --> 00:51:31,600
we are on Patreon.

1143
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:34,000
We're also on IMDB, which still chuffs me.

1144
00:51:35,100 --> 00:51:36,900
And I mean, you put us there.

1145
00:51:36,900 --> 00:51:39,600
I know I did all the work and it's great.

1146
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:41,700
Put us there, but they let us.

1147
00:51:41,700 --> 00:51:43,140
They let us do it.

1148
00:51:43,140 --> 00:51:45,580
Those fools.

1149
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:47,540
But if you do want to support us on Patreon,

1150
00:51:47,540 --> 00:51:50,780
you can find us at cage match and thank you to our sparkle buddies.

1151
00:51:50,780 --> 00:51:53,480
Josh, Sean, Josie, Rico, Matt, Adam and Bill

1152
00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:59,520
and to our cage dancers, Ira, John Freeman, Lance and Nathan.

1153
00:51:59,900 --> 00:52:01,900
I got there. Wow.

1154
00:52:01,900 --> 00:52:03,260
Nailed it. Impressive.

1155
00:52:03,260 --> 00:52:04,760
That's the most impressive part of the book.

1156
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:06,060
Oh, thanks.

1157
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:10,000
Me remembering 12 names.

1158
00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:13,240
Oh, no, that that many people will pay us for that.

1159
00:52:13,300 --> 00:52:15,100
That is the most impressive.

1160
00:52:15,100 --> 00:52:19,180
Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks.

1161
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:30,220
What were you going to say?

1162
00:52:30,220 --> 00:52:32,520
Something about murder mysteries.

1163
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:35,460
That's ham.

1164
00:52:35,460 --> 00:52:37,300
But then I was also just.

1165
00:52:37,300 --> 00:52:40,760
Ham piston sounds terrible.

1166
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:44,260
It is prude.

1167
00:52:44,260 --> 00:52:48,500
No, that I just got thinking about that clock's Mermater song.

1168
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,760
This is a song about murder.

1169
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:52,760
Twenty thousand leagues under the sea.

1170
00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:58,480
Well, because we did we did mimosas at least once.

1171
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:01,300
Oh, yeah, we've done them at least at least twice.

1172
00:53:01,300 --> 00:53:04,980
And then with the with Moonstruck, we did the champagne with the sugarcube.

1173
00:53:04,980 --> 00:53:07,280
Dude, for good luck.

1174
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:09,380
Marissa. Yeah.

1175
00:53:09,380 --> 00:53:11,380
Are we getting Marissa back?

1176
00:53:11,380 --> 00:53:14,180
If Marissa wants to do Joe.

1177
00:53:14,180 --> 00:53:16,360
That could be fun.

1178
00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:18,360
That sentence is fun.

1179
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:21,800
Eric doesn't listen to this anymore.

1180
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:24,100
Probably not. Can't blame him.

1181
00:53:24,860 --> 00:53:26,800
There's a lot of stuff in this one you can't use for me.

1182
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:28,200
No, that's true.

1183
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:30,400
This is going to be a delicate cut.

1184
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:33,480
Somehow it's all going to get cut in a way that I sound more offensive.

1185
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:36,000
That's the best way.

1186
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:37,280
That's fine.

1187
00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:39,880
We just have an audio filter that makes all the horrible things sound like you.

1188
00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:44,420
Hmm. You just turn the treble up.