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Oh god.

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Oh my god.

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Hahahaha

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Hahahaha

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I still think at some point we need to like stringboard out like the entire cage-averse.

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I mean it sounds like something that we should do, but won't.

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But should you?

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Should we?

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It'd be fun.

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Well you find.

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I would say it'd be more-

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No.

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It'd be more-

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The friends along the way.

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I'd say if anything I'd hate you guys more for doing this, for yes, ending this with

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me.

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Yeah, well.

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You know I need to be stopped.

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This is like two years in the making at this point.

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You know I need to be kept in check.

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Oh I just broke my wedding ring.

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That's my third one.

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Those wood rings.

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This isn't a wood one, this is the Enzo like rubbery one.

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That's a fucking cock ring my dude.

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Not for this guy.

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Okay, I got some questions for you.

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It's rubber, that's a cock ring.

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That is half an inch in diameter.

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Yeah that's smallish.

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Yeah, but what if it's very long?

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Like you just extruded the shit out of it?

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Yeah.

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It's like approaching the event horizon and just kind of like-

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Spaghettification.

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Yeah.

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Have you ever gotten a fountain drink from someplace that only has like one size of straw

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and it's enormous and it's like twice as long as the cup sticking out?

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Yeah it kind of makes you feel like a king though.

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It does.

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I don't have to hold this close to my mouth at all.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Royalty can be down here.

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I suppose you could like be driving and the car next to you could like look over and then

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like you've got a solid like seven seconds of straw coming up to your mouth and they

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never see the cup.

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And you're making eye contact the entire time.

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Yeah always because that's how I drive.

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I look at the cars next to me, my neighbors.

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Did you guys ever?

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I kind of did that once actually.

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I had this long car trip and I bought like those three gallon things of water from the

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grocery store and put it between the seat and I had a tube from Home Depot that like

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went around the seat and like up.

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Oh yeah.

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Proto camelback like before.

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Oh yeah that's cool.

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Did you have another tube that went from down and around to another one?

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No I did.

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I did think about it but I was like you know what if I don't have to stop to get water

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I don't I can stop to use restroom.

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There you go.

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Did you guys ever when you were younger have to like do the school candy sales?

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Like they give you a catalog of cool things.

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Oh yeah.

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It's so clearly a scam now you look back on it.

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Yeah.

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But they always had the helm the beer helmets but they were like soda helmets.

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Right.

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For root beer.

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Yeah and it's the only thing I ever wanted from any of those candies and I would go hard

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to try and win it but it's like Chuck E Cheese prizes it's like.

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Right.

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Sell a thousand dollars worth of chocolate and get this lava lamp.

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Or I could have gone to like Spencer.

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If I.

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Sell a bunch of chocolate you too can burn your hand.

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If I didn't live in Tillamook Oregon I could have gone to a Spencer's gift and gotten it

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for 15 bucks.

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Truth.

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Right.

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I remember when I was an adult because I was an adult and I had adult money and I'm like

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I'm going to buy this thing.

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Once you start those things you can't stop them.

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Like.

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Lava lamp?

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No the beer hat.

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Oh because of gravity.

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Because once the.

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Oh right.

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Did you consider just blowing back.

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Yes.

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It got messy.

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Fortunately with someone else's house party sale I didn't care.

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Oh right.

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My school always sold lawn and leaf bags instead of candy it was horrible.

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What?

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Yeah.

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I mean that's things people actually need.

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I mean it makes a lot of sense but like door to door lawn and leaf bag sales.

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It's rough as a kid.

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Uncompelling though.

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Yeah.

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It's like would you like to buy a mattress cover.

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Keeps bed bugs out.

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You really really want it.

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You should have one.

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Oh you do have one.

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Fuck.

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Girl Scouts are selling cookies with fucking websites now.

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Like you just log in and put your order in and then bring it to you.

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I saw that.

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Kids aren't even like getting the experience of talking to adults.

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I mean.

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Which is tricky.

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I.

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Every time I've seen Girl Scouts out selling cookies for the last years the girls were just

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on their phones like behind the table as mothers yelled at me.

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Well that's a failing.

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I don't I don't buy from those kids.

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I told Eric if he wanted my if his kid wanted my cookie money she'd have to set up a meeting

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in front of a Safeway with me.

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It doesn't have to be in front of a Safeway.

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Yeah that's a Safeway or like.

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I mean.

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It's a little kid with like glasses, beret, briefcase full of cookies, clandestine meeting

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in front of the Safeway.

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Ideally I'd like to buy my Girl Scout cookies in front of the building where they euthanize

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animals but that's a tougher sell.

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Why?

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Why do you want to do that?

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I feel like there'd be less witnesses.

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Oh.

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The guilt of the fact that you like the.

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I'd be playing the Sarah McLaughlin song on my phone and just making real hard eye contact

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with the kid.

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That's rough.

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It's like I'll pay for these cookies but I won't pay for the life of that dog.

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Wow.

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That's cold.

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Save us Sean.

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Yeah.

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Welcome back.

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Take us out of that.

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Welcome back to Cage Match, Cole and a roundabout way of meeting Nicolas Cage and I don't want

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to do this anymore.

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Yeah.

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Thanks Nick.

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You're Nick.

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I am Nick.

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And I'm Sean and we're here with our producer Peter.

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Hello.

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I'm just I'm going to be off my game the rest of the night now because I'm just thinking

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of those dogs.

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I can smell the strawberry from here.

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Also special guest with us.

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Yes.

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Howdy.

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This is Seth.

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Seth, our friend.

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Hey guys.

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Friend of the pod.

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Great to be here.

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Thanks for joining us.

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What a great group already I can just tell.

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This is the first time Seth has visited my place but he's been here before.

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That's true because it used to be my place.

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Yeah.

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That's right.

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All in the family.

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And it's never been mine but I did poop here.

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That kind of counts.

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You look like the first person to poop in every apartment I've moved into since I've

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known you.

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Do they have a pretty much when you did it?

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Well, no, I never pooped here when Peter lived here.

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I, you know, technically I lived here and you didn't.

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And now you live here with Sean because you've pooped here.

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Yes.

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Yeah.

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I got this.

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I got my poo claim in early.

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I went to a place in Vegas that had a bidet in the like restaurants bathroom and I was

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like in there for a really long time trying to get the remote thing to work.

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And eventually I was like, oh, fuck it.

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I've been in here for like 15, 20 minutes.

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Single occupancy bathroom.

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I should probably go.

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And then I go back to my seat and my buddy's like, I'm going to try.

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So then he's in there for like 10, 15 minutes and we're just dominating this bathroom.

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That's like, like in Momofuku or some shit.

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And eventually he comes back out.

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He's like, you got to point it like right between your legs, like right at the nape

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of your ball sack.

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And that's how you get it to work.

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And it's awesome.

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And I should have gone back in.

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But at that point, I felt like that would have been you didn't go back.

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They just thought you were doing coke.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Well, it can be both coke and butt stuff.

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Coke and butt stuff.

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That's like how I prefer Vegas.

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So on this podcast, we watched 64 Nicolas Cage films, Final Four style, and we'll narrow

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it down to the best Nicolas Cage film as decided by Nick and myself.

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Definitely not Peter and usually not our guests.

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Yeah.

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This week, we're talking about National Treasure and The Rock.

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Those are the two movies.

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I got nothing else to go.

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I got nothing else from there.

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Womack, you piece of shit.

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So the Rock.

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Yeah.

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Why don't you remind us what the Rock's about real quick?

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In case any of us in the world have ever forgotten.

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Nicholas Cage and Sean Connery have to break into the Rock to stop some guy who's mad at

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the government and not just any rock.

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Oh, Alcatraz.

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Yeah, the Rock Rock.

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Welcome to the Rock.

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That's a great summary.

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Yeah, that's fucking the film.

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He's mad.

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Like a dude goes to visit his wife's grave.

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You know, it's his wife because it says it's his wife.

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And then he steals chemical weapons, takes over the rock.

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There are hostages that we quickly forget about.

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Seth, what was your relationship to this movie when you were younger?

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I mean, the Rock came out in what like 96 96.

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Yeah.

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So I probably saw it on like TBS or something the way it was meant to be seen.

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Right.

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With commercials for, you know, shark bites, gummies in between or whatever.

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The commercials exist to give you a break from Michael Bay's cinematography.

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Yeah, seriously.

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It's like everybody calmed down.

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Yeah, let's let's all stare at something else for 30 seconds.

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So I mean, I watched it probably after it came out.

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I was probably 10, 12, whatever.

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I guess that would have been 96.

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So maybe I saw it right around the time it came out.

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I thought it was I thought it was cool, you know, but I was like a 10 or 12 year old boy.

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And that is who this movie is for.

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As far as I can tell, because it is a Michael Bay movie.

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It's Michael Bay.

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I mean, when I when I watched it, of course, I didn't know who Michael Bay was the first

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time.

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Right.

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But this time, you know, it's the first name you see.

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And I was like, oh, OK, all right, here we go.

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So this is this is context.

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Every shot is like shot from like the knee up, like in that extreme angle.

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Oh, yeah.

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There's American flags everywhere.

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I never thought of it.

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This like the cinematography part of it is like, oh, there's going to be car chases and

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explosions.

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A lot of gratuitous things just over and over again.

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Masturbatory military love.

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First, it's fast.

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The cameras are fast.

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And you know that any black actor is going to have just the worst dialogue.

271
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Yeah, not expecting a lot of people of color or women in the movie.

272
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And that was what happened in The Rock.

273
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But it was also 1996.

274
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So there were two women.

275
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We talked about this a little bit.

276
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There were two.

277
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Yeah, there were two with it.

278
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They existed.

279
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Was one of them his wife?

280
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No, no, no.

281
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That's the third.

282
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That's the third one.

283
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OK, who is dead?

284
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Who is the entire time?

285
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Yeah, you see her gravestone.

286
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Yeah, right.

287
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Oh, by the way, I looked this up.

288
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That's a real thing at Arlington.

289
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His wife.

290
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Is not some sort of movie mistake.

291
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It's like a real thing.

292
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I was wondering if it's like an acronym for something.

293
00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:06,560
No, it's I think what they do is if a military member and their spouse are going to be buried

294
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at Arlington, one of them is on one side of the headstone.

295
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The other one is on the other side.

296
00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:16,240
So it'll be his wife refers commander Hummel and his wife.

297
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So it just doesn't make sense because he's not dead yet.

298
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Right.

299
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You don't see the other side of the tombstone.

300
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Even if you're not Michael Bay and don't know a lot about this kind of military stuff, it

301
00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:26,760
doesn't make sense.

302
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It seems like a mistake.

303
00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:34,080
So my brother went to school in North Carolina and one time I went out there and I like to

304
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go to like really old cemeteries because they're cool.

305
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I mean, there's really cool headstones.

306
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It's fun.

307
00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:43,000
Chalk etching, maybe.

308
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Yeah.

309
00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:49,160
Well, one time we were walking around and looking at the headstones and there was one

310
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that had some dates, I wish I still had a picture of this.

311
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It had dates, but then otherwise all it said on it was raper.

312
00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:57,960
I mean, I'm sure that was someone's name.

313
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It's a rough surname.

314
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It's tough.

315
00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:02,120
You know, the butt run story.

316
00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,120
I don't.

317
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I once had the butt runs.

318
00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:06,920
Yes.

319
00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:10,760
When I worked in retail, when I worked in retail, a woman handed me her credit card

320
00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:13,080
and her last name like her name was Sarah butt run.

321
00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:14,080
Sure.

322
00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:15,080
And I laughed because I'm a child.

323
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I'm like, oh my God, I'm so sorry.

324
00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:20,160
And her response was, that's my married name.

325
00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:24,520
Oh, that seems like a reasonable time when you don't have to take someone's last name.

326
00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:25,520
Yeah.

327
00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:28,680
When if you were the person who was coming into the marriage with that name, why would

328
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you not offer for your spouse to not take it?

329
00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:35,800
What if her last name was severe and she got it hyphenated?

330
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So it's severe butt runs.

331
00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:38,920
That seems plausible.

332
00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:41,520
I mean, that would be worth it.

333
00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:42,520
I kind of want to.

334
00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:43,720
The bit it is worth it.

335
00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:48,400
Like I would rather be severe butt runs than just Mrs. Butt Run.

336
00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:49,400
That's true.

337
00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:53,320
The commitment is better than half measures.

338
00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:58,960
OK, so the rock, my primary memory of the rock when I was asked to watch it for this

339
00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:07,640
project was the string of elegant pearls, glass balls, almost glowing green, right,

340
00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:09,840
with the chemical weapon inside of it.

341
00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:11,560
That was the only thing I remembered about it.

342
00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:13,920
I did not remember that Sean Connery was in it.

343
00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:14,920
Interesting.

344
00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:17,560
I mean, I read it was about Alcatraz, but that's kind of in the title.

345
00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:19,280
So that was that was it.

346
00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:20,440
That was what I was going in for.

347
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,760
I mean, that is mostly what I remember from this movie.

348
00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:23,760
Yeah.

349
00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:26,720
Before we watched it the first time, it was like, I don't know, green balls, poison.

350
00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:27,720
Yeah.

351
00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:28,720
Gas.

352
00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:29,720
I don't know.

353
00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:30,720
Why would you make a chemical weapon like that?

354
00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:31,720
So fragile.

355
00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:32,720
So fragile.

356
00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:37,680
Also, they look really like sturdy and then they turn into goo so quick.

357
00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:38,680
That's true.

358
00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:42,760
It's like a gelatin, like a solidified like as soon as it gets wet, you know, just like

359
00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:45,240
when he crushes it in that dude's mouth.

360
00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:46,240
That was I like that.

361
00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:47,240
That was pretty good.

362
00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:48,240
That was a good one.

363
00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:52,320
I wrote the bread there with like getting shot in the toes or when he gets the air conditioner

364
00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:53,320
dropped down on the same guy.

365
00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:54,320
Yeah, same guy.

366
00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:55,320
Air conditioner guy.

367
00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:56,320
Oh, yeah.

368
00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:57,320
It's a tough day for that.

369
00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:58,320
I do love that.

370
00:12:58,320 --> 00:12:59,320
It's like I'm in around a lot of dead bodies.

371
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:00,320
Does that happen a lot?

372
00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:01,320
The twitch sometimes.

373
00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:02,320
Yeah, that's good.

374
00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:03,320
So surge came out.

375
00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:04,320
The soda surge came out in February of 97.

376
00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:16,320
This could have been the best promotional like drop date for a soda ever.

377
00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:17,320
Surge your face.

378
00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:23,080
He just pulls one out like busts a ball in his mouth.

379
00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:29,520
Like immediately like starts jumping over sofas and like ice skating through snowmen

380
00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:30,520
and shit.

381
00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:31,520
Oh, OK.

382
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,920
Idea for the next round of busting a ball in your mouth.

383
00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:38,680
I can't believe that didn't get any reaction from anybody, but like we were we've heard

384
00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:39,680
us.

385
00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:40,680
You just can't do it.

386
00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:41,680
Two years later.

387
00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:43,680
Hey, I had to take a second try getting it out.

388
00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:44,680
I did.

389
00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:47,480
I was doing it for the next round.

390
00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:52,280
We look for weird product placement commercials at the same time at these movies because you

391
00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:53,560
know they're going to be some good ones.

392
00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:54,560
Yeah.

393
00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:57,840
I mean, Michael Bay definitely is prone to product placement.

394
00:13:57,840 --> 00:14:00,640
He likes money and America.

395
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:03,880
God, he sure does love America and a good helicopter.

396
00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:04,880
And a jet.

397
00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:08,160
You think John C. McGinley's character is the same one from Full Metal Jacket?

398
00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:09,160
Who is that?

399
00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:10,160
Which actor?

400
00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:11,160
Dr. Cox.

401
00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:12,160
He was the one from Scrubs.

402
00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:13,160
Oh, yes.

403
00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:14,160
Definitely.

404
00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:15,160
He's the one that gets lit on fire and hung.

405
00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:16,160
Right.

406
00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:17,160
I don't remember.

407
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,160
I've never seen Full Metal Jacket.

408
00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:20,480
Probably not going to at this point.

409
00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:21,480
It's pretty long.

410
00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:22,480
That's a long movie.

411
00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:23,480
True.

412
00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:24,480
Yeah.

413
00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:25,480
Also, these movies were both pretty long.

414
00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:26,480
Yeah.

415
00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:27,480
No, these movies both are.

416
00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:28,480
That was tough.

417
00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:29,880
Two hours, 10 minutes each.

418
00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:30,880
It's like, fuck.

419
00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:35,960
I watched both of them on at least one and a half speed because I was in a crunch time

420
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:37,760
for consuming these movies.

421
00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:38,760
How was that?

422
00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:41,080
How was Sean Connery at one and a half speed?

423
00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,080
Pretty great.

424
00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:43,080
Connery.

425
00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:44,080
Connery at one and a half speed is great.

426
00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:47,920
The Rock's soundtrack at one and a half speed, not the best.

427
00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:50,920
Welcome to the Rock.

428
00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:51,920
Yeah.

429
00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:54,480
Oh, we need to remix that.

430
00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:55,480
Yeah, right.

431
00:14:55,480 --> 00:15:00,560
I had to take a break from watching all these long movies and I watched a crisp 90 minute

432
00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:03,640
movie to bring myself back to reality.

433
00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:05,040
Was it Highlander 2?

434
00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:06,040
It was Primal.

435
00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:07,600
Did you really watch it again?

436
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:08,920
Fuck yeah, I watched Primal again.

437
00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:10,120
And you know what?

438
00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:14,880
That movie's even better when you sit on it for like six months and come back.

439
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,560
Listen, that shit is good.

440
00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:21,440
I'm open to watching Primal again only because of fucking Army of One.

441
00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:25,760
Like that has opened my eyes to bad movies potentially being better on a second watch.

442
00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:26,760
Oh, it's so good.

443
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:29,040
You're going to pram me one day and I'm going to admit I was wrong.

444
00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:30,680
That's not true.

445
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:31,680
I was wrong.

446
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:32,680
I'm an American.

447
00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:33,680
I don't have to.

448
00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:36,920
We're just going to insert it at the end of the bracket and it will win.

449
00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:38,480
Just insert it at number one.

450
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:39,480
Yeah, it's like, oh, fuck.

451
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,400
Look, it was here all along.

452
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:42,400
That's the wild card.

453
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:43,400
Yeah, we're going to rent the beacon out.

454
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:46,120
We're going to have a special screening to watch two movies and it's just going to be

455
00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:47,120
Primal twice.

456
00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:50,920
Yeah, everyone's just going to hear at the back of the room.

457
00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:53,760
Sean, it doesn't know it's locked.

458
00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:54,760
You can't get out.

459
00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:55,760
You're stuck.

460
00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:56,760
Great White Jag.

461
00:15:56,760 --> 00:16:01,360
I don't know, I like the pacing of these movies like it was a different time when they came

462
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:02,360
out.

463
00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:03,360
It was slower.

464
00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:04,360
You know, we were talking about commercial breaks.

465
00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:06,160
I think I definitely pause them.

466
00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:07,160
Right.

467
00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:08,160
And it's just a slower pace.

468
00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:09,160
It's like this is the 90s.

469
00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:10,960
I can put my phone down for the first time in 10 years.

470
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:11,960
Right.

471
00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:12,960
It's nice.

472
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:17,120
I have to say I was not looking forward to going back to the Rock just because I knew

473
00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:18,120
how long it was.

474
00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:20,680
And I have four fucking Michael Bay films.

475
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:21,680
Yeah.

476
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:24,240
Like I remember like I enjoyed it when we watched it the first time.

477
00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:26,840
But it was also up against Bangkok Dangerous.

478
00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:27,840
Right.

479
00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:28,840
Yeah.

480
00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:30,360
I mean, that's the most slam dunk you could possibly get.

481
00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:34,080
So I'm like, I was I was talking to Peter about this like I'm really not looking forward

482
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:37,920
to this for just really the Michael Bay of it all.

483
00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:38,920
Yeah.

484
00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:44,920
And it's about 40 minutes in when, you know, toes start getting shot and it's just Connery

485
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:49,440
and Cage where I'm just like, this movie slaps.

486
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:52,840
This movie's pretty fucking when you get to the what the heart of it is about.

487
00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:53,840
Yeah.

488
00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:57,600
And when it just turns into the dumb action movie, I'm like, I'm sold.

489
00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:03,160
I do want to I do want to draw a comparison between the the exposition in the rock, which

490
00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:08,480
is extensive, as Sean just pointed out, and the exposition in National Treasure, which

491
00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:10,520
is aggressively small.

492
00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:12,120
Yeah, it's crisp.

493
00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:14,280
I mean, I found it to be offensively short.

494
00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:15,280
We'll get to that.

495
00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:16,280
I'm sure.

496
00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:17,280
Yes.

497
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:22,280
This film does have all of like the great action star, like a bunch of great action

498
00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:23,280
stars in it.

499
00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:24,880
You got Michael Bean.

500
00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:25,880
Who?

501
00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:28,480
Fucking Hicks from fucking aliens.

502
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:29,480
OK.

503
00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:30,480
Yeah.

504
00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:32,200
See, you said that and all I pictured was Mr. Bean.

505
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:33,200
Yeah.

506
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:34,200
And I knew that was not right.

507
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,200
Atkinson was in this.

508
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:36,200
Oh, yeah.

509
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:37,200
Great.

510
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,200
Dr. Cox and Rowan Atkinson.

511
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:42,480
You can just imagine him in that like shower scene, just sort of wandering around it.

512
00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:43,480
Bullets are going over.

513
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:44,480
Put your gun down.

514
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:51,480
I love this movie so much more now.

515
00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:57,440
I feel like one of the things I couldn't stop thinking about when I was watching The Rock

516
00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:59,840
was like, was James Bond.

517
00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:00,840
Right.

518
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:02,120
I feel like we have to talk about this.

519
00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:08,840
So like if James Bond was designed by Michael Bay and played by Sean Connery, not that much

520
00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:09,840
of a stretch.

521
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:10,840
Right.

522
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:14,080
Sean Connery's performance was deeply satisfying to me as a Bond fan.

523
00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:15,080
Yeah.

524
00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:16,080
Yeah.

525
00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:19,960
It's like this is the Bond that I've kind of always wanted, but never knew that I wanted.

526
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:20,960
Yeah.

527
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:25,240
I mean, there's conspiracy theory, whatever, that he is actually James Bond.

528
00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:26,240
I like it.

529
00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:27,240
Yeah.

530
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:31,000
He's a British spy who's been in captivity for so close.

531
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,280
30 years or whatever.

532
00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:33,280
Right there.

533
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,280
Yeah.

534
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:37,800
But he's got all the skills, you know, he's got the charm.

535
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:38,800
None of the gadgets.

536
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:39,800
None of the gadgets.

537
00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:41,360
Doesn't have to go away in prison.

538
00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:42,360
Yeah.

539
00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:43,360
Yeah.

540
00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:44,360
You got a key to at least one of those.

541
00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:47,280
I mean, he did throw a Womack off the fucking thing with like nothing.

542
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:48,280
A bed sheet.

543
00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:49,280
Yeah.

544
00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:51,040
And he had a quarter to cut through the glass that was.

545
00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:52,040
It's pretty fucking bitching.

546
00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:53,040
Good move.

547
00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:57,160
Called a called room service, ordered up like a bunch of stuff to distract the guards.

548
00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:58,160
Yeah.

549
00:18:58,160 --> 00:18:59,160
It's pretty Bondian.

550
00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:04,240
I liked the way he used the the sheets or whatever to get out of the jail cell.

551
00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:05,240
Oh, yeah.

552
00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:06,240
It's called a lever.

553
00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:07,240
Oh, yeah.

554
00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:12,400
I loved the chase scene in the hotel where both Sean Connery and Nicolas Cage run the

555
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:17,200
wrong way down an escalator when there's a perfectly good not used staircase next to

556
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:18,880
them next to it.

557
00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:25,080
So the two scenes in this movie that I think you could entirely cut out the car chase.

558
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,080
Stupid as fuck.

559
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:27,080
It wasn't in the script.

560
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:28,080
We talked about.

561
00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:29,080
Yeah, it's dumb.

562
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,960
There's no reason for it other than the Michael Bay of it all.

563
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:31,960
Did he just improv?

564
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:32,960
Pretty much.

565
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:35,680
He's like, I don't know, guys, let's just get out there.

566
00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:36,680
It's just San Francisco.

567
00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:38,560
I've never done one with a trolley in it.

568
00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:41,040
And since we're in San Francisco, we might as well.

569
00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:42,040
Yeah.

570
00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:45,800
Green Rider like specifically complain that like that it didn't make sense for the pacing

571
00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:46,800
of the film.

572
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:50,640
It made sense for Nicolas Cage's character and Michael Bay's like, nobody gives a fuck

573
00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:51,720
about your story.

574
00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:52,720
What people want.

575
00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:55,040
What's going to put butts in seats is car chases.

576
00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:56,560
I do love car chases.

577
00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:57,560
I do, too.

578
00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:58,560
Yeah.

579
00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:02,680
But having really needed a boat chase, though, we had all that water that was getting unused.

580
00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:06,000
Which would make so much more sense for San Francisco because having grown up in San Francisco,

581
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,000
the streets are boat chases, boat chases.

582
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,640
Well, because there's so much fucking traffic like.

583
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:11,640
Right.

584
00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:12,640
Not chaseable.

585
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:13,640
Yeah.

586
00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:14,640
Driving down California.

587
00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:15,640
I'm like, there's no way that it's not bumper to bumper.

588
00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:16,640
Even then.

589
00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:22,560
And then the other scene that I think that you could really drop was the like cart mine

590
00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:23,560
cart situation.

591
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:27,640
Like when I turned into Temple of Doom for some reason, that was that was tough.

592
00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:28,640
That was strange.

593
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:30,240
I mean, the car chase was a palate cleanser for me.

594
00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:32,240
I'm like, OK, I don't pay attention to this.

595
00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:33,240
Correct.

596
00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:38,200
It's an intermezzo in this, you know, in this whatever structure it is.

597
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:45,160
When they got to the rock, did they take the little like underwater speedy, speedy things?

598
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:46,160
Did they do that?

599
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:47,160
Yeah.

600
00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:48,560
I was going very fast, so I didn't see that.

601
00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:49,560
So were they.

602
00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:53,280
So that's that's both of these movies, these little underwater speedy things.

603
00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:54,280
Yeah.

604
00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:55,280
Oh, yeah.

605
00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:56,280
I didn't think about that.

606
00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:57,280
Yeah, there's there's little connections.

607
00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:58,280
Yeah.

608
00:20:58,280 --> 00:20:59,280
Not just a microfilm at the end.

609
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:01,200
Also, here's a weird connection.

610
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:04,880
So in the past couple of weeks, as I've been watching these films, also been rewatching

611
00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:08,160
some parks and rec, which is definitely a comfort show for me.

612
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:09,160
Right.

613
00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:13,400
These two movies are both mentioned in parks and rec by Andy.

614
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:14,400
That tracks.

615
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:20,840
So Andy is apparently a cage fan, which tracks to me and they're they go to Washington, talks

616
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:24,440
about National Treasure, and then they go to California like a season later.

617
00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:28,240
And they talk about the rock like this is spooky.

618
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:30,020
For Nick and Sean.

619
00:21:30,020 --> 00:21:32,960
It's been mostly a year since we watched this.

620
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:36,120
What did you guys think about it on rewatch?

621
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:39,680
I zone out for I mean, for large chunks of this film.

622
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:43,000
Yeah, the rock still struggles to hold my attention.

623
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,000
Yeah.

624
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:49,640
I hate and I know some of these are just like things that Nicholas Cage just put in.

625
00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:53,920
They were little ad libs like kind of a beetle maniac.

626
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:55,680
Oh, fucking shut up.

627
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:58,120
I I hate that line.

628
00:21:58,120 --> 00:21:59,120
Yeah.

629
00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:03,520
Who who fucking goes around just say, oh, I'm kind of a beetle maniac.

630
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:05,080
You got to listen to it on vinyl.

631
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:06,080
It's just better.

632
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:07,760
Who's first pressing?

633
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:08,760
It never comes up again.

634
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:13,560
They say next to my like pretty large growing vinyl collection.

635
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:15,480
Well, yeah, I had a.

636
00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:17,960
Yeah, but you've never made me listen to the Beatles.

637
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:18,960
No.

638
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:20,520
And when you do, I'll leave.

639
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:25,320
But I like he does have the clock, which we used to pick up on the on the microphones.

640
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:28,440
And if you ever fix it, I'll break it again.

641
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:30,040
I do like how he says he's a beetle maniac.

642
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:31,040
He spent what?

643
00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:32,040
Eight hundred dollars.

644
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:33,240
Impressively not into the Beatles, I guess.

645
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:37,080
And then he gets out when his girlfriend gets home.

646
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:40,440
He's not listening to the Beatles because they probably couldn't get the license.

647
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:41,440
Oh, yeah.

648
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:42,440
No.

649
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:43,440
Oh, very expensive.

650
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:45,600
Michael Jackson would have had him at that point.

651
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:46,600
Oh, yeah.

652
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:52,000
I don't know what the licensing costs were when he had him, but probably still high.

653
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,000
Yeah.

654
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,320
Going back, I can like the thoughts I have in this movie, because like I said, I kind

655
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:58,360
of, you know, fuck a Michael Bay, I check out a lot.

656
00:22:58,360 --> 00:23:02,680
There's a lot of unnecessary like military hurrah and exposition.

657
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:03,680
So it's.

658
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:04,680
OK, military funeral.

659
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:05,680
All right.

660
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:08,600
They're breaking into a military base.

661
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:10,040
Those look like anal beads.

662
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:11,040
There's Nick Cage.

663
00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:12,040
There's Sean Connery.

664
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:13,040
All right, here we go.

665
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:15,640
You definitely don't want to put those in your butt, though.

666
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,640
No, no, that's bad for the butt.

667
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:19,520
Yeah, that is not good.

668
00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:23,280
So my feelings on this the second time watching it were pretty similar to you guys, where

669
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:26,440
it was like, I don't know, this movie is kind of stupid.

670
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:29,040
I don't like it that much.

671
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:30,880
And then you have a moment where you're like, nice.

672
00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:31,880
This is fun.

673
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:35,480
And then you go back to being like, it's this this fucking scene.

674
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:37,600
And then it's like, oh, fucking right on.

675
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:39,520
Yeah, it's a roller coaster.

676
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:41,080
Whenever I was pretty amped.

677
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:44,920
Whenever Nick Cage and Sean Connery are together, it's great.

678
00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:45,920
Yes.

679
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:46,920
You split them up.

680
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:48,480
It's less great.

681
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:49,480
Yeah.

682
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:51,080
Yeah, that's true.

683
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:55,260
The more distance between the characters, the worse the movie gets.

684
00:23:55,260 --> 00:23:59,880
And then the whole third act twist where the villain is like was never going to like bomb

685
00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:01,840
San Francisco was all a veil threat.

686
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,840
But then his goons.

687
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:05,960
Well, spoiler alert.

688
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:08,480
I don't watch this yet.

689
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:14,840
But his goons like turn on him and they're going to like bomb San Francisco either way.

690
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:16,200
These goods are fucking assholes.

691
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:20,080
Yeah, that was like it was like too little too late character development for me.

692
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:23,120
Yeah, it's just like this is not we're past this point.

693
00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:26,240
We should have we should have found out about his personality earlier in the movie.

694
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:27,240
Yeah.

695
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:28,240
If this was going to happen.

696
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:31,440
Remember how these guys were going to do all of this for a million a piece?

697
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:33,440
Yeah, a million dollars.

698
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:38,640
That's 96 million is like, I don't know, one point one point eight or something.

699
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:39,640
No, it's more than that.

700
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:40,640
Probably more than.

701
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:41,640
Yeah.

702
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:42,640
Yeah.

703
00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:47,200
But still, it's not like a crazy amount of money to do huge murder.

704
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:48,200
Yeah.

705
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:49,200
Mm hmm.

706
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:50,200
A million dollars.

707
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:52,280
And you're a terrorist whether you succeed or not.

708
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:53,280
Well, it's true.

709
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:56,400
I guess it was to get the million dollars to not do murder.

710
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:57,400
Yeah.

711
00:24:57,400 --> 00:25:01,080
I bet a million dollars could get you pretty far in Bangkok.

712
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:02,080
Might be dangerous.

713
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:03,480
Ah, beat me to it.

714
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:05,480
But also, I hate both of us.

715
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:09,160
Yeah, I don't I don't really have a lot to add about this film.

716
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:14,960
It's it's a romp when it's a romp and it's very ignorable when it's not a romp.

717
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:17,760
How about the ending?

718
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:19,680
I don't remember it.

719
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:20,680
Oh, fucking.

720
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:22,560
Oh, wait, which ending?

721
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:23,560
Both parts.

722
00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:27,560
But yeah, the regular ending we can talk about and then also the yeah, the tie in.

723
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:31,720
Oh, Nicholas Cage just down on his knees.

724
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:34,600
Like, oh, the flares.

725
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:40,240
And then somehow he chose the right like, did they ever tell him which direction they

726
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:42,960
were going to nuke the place from or whatever?

727
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:46,880
I mean, it would have been from the same direction as the airbase or the base they were at.

728
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:49,640
But I mean, that's just circumstantial that he walked out that door.

729
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:50,640
Yeah.

730
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:52,560
Do we really want to fucking start picking this up this movie apart?

731
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:54,840
Yeah, that's what this podcast is.

732
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:57,760
Yeah, we're dorks about dumb shit.

733
00:25:57,760 --> 00:25:58,760
True.

734
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:03,080
And I like, you know, I'm very willing to suspend disbelief for that.

735
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:04,360
It's a good it's a good image.

736
00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:05,840
It's a good moment.

737
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:06,840
I like it.

738
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:12,080
He does get blown up and but is absolutely fine afterwards with like with thermites.

739
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:13,080
Yeah.

740
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:14,080
Right.

741
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:15,080
Right.

742
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:16,080
Ones away.

743
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:18,400
He probably fell in a puddle that kept him cool.

744
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:19,400
Deep puddle.

745
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:20,880
Yeah, very deep puddle.

746
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:21,880
Yeah.

747
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:22,880
The Bay.

748
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:23,880
Thank you.

749
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:29,640
Like, I'm trying to we don't see the hostages again after like the second time we see them.

750
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:32,440
Do the do we know that the hostages get out?

751
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:33,440
It's like a second.

752
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:35,920
I think there is any confirmation.

753
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:40,960
I feel like there was some sort of them getting released because otherwise, like the US government

754
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:44,080
was just going to blow up a bunch of civilians.

755
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:45,080
Right.

756
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:47,520
Those were acceptable losses compared to all of San Francisco.

757
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:48,520
Fair.

758
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:52,400
I mean, yeah, you do the trolley problem on that one.

759
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:53,600
And then we actually saw the trolley.

760
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:57,120
We saw a trolley blow up, which also that thing flew when it blew up.

761
00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:58,120
Yeah.

762
00:26:58,120 --> 00:26:59,120
Michael Bay.

763
00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:00,120
Yeah.

764
00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:01,120
Why did the trolley blow up?

765
00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:02,600
There's no fuel in those.

766
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:03,600
Yeah.

767
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:04,600
Yeah.

768
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:08,600
No, it just it just came to it just careened to a stop than just exploded.

769
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:14,320
It just slowed down in an intersection and then burst into flames.

770
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:15,320
It's the Michael Bay juice.

771
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:16,680
It's in there.

772
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:17,680
It's got the juice.

773
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:18,680
Gross.

774
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:21,680
Don't let it touch you.

775
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:24,080
Yeah, I.

776
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:27,000
The same stuff that's in the little heart shot.

777
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,600
Yeah, exactly.

778
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:29,600
Straight to the.

779
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:30,600
Oh, OK.

780
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:31,600
Thank you for saying that.

781
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:32,600
That was the other thing that I remember about this movie.

782
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:34,840
It was like you've got to inject it directly into your heart.

783
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:35,840
You know, that was the other thing.

784
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:39,520
And I was like, I don't remember how that works, but I'm excited to see that big, big

785
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:40,520
needle.

786
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:45,000
Oh, what's up with the fucking switchblade needle like syringe?

787
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,000
Oh, yeah.

788
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:51,600
The military gives him it's like he like pushes a button and the needle part sticks out.

789
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:52,880
It's safer that way.

790
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:56,120
Probably less like but does that exist?

791
00:27:56,120 --> 00:27:57,120
I don't know.

792
00:27:57,120 --> 00:27:58,120
I don't know.

793
00:27:58,120 --> 00:27:59,120
That seems so ridiculous.

794
00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:01,100
And like where does it go?

795
00:28:01,100 --> 00:28:04,020
Does it go back up into the serum?

796
00:28:04,020 --> 00:28:09,080
And then like it comes out and it's juicing and with serum, you got to put it and it's

797
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:10,080
like sticky now.

798
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:11,080
It's like a.

799
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:12,760
I don't want to lube.

800
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:13,760
That's gross.

801
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:14,780
What if it gets dirt on it?

802
00:28:14,780 --> 00:28:15,780
And now it's in my heart.

803
00:28:15,780 --> 00:28:18,880
I feel like it's one of those things where like it doesn't have to be perfect because

804
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:21,820
When you get to the point that you're going to use it, you're going to use it.

805
00:28:22,380 --> 00:28:24,520
You got like I have reservations.

806
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:26,320
I mean, it's like I mean, it's like a seat belt, right?

807
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:28,220
It's like if you really need it, it might break your ribs,

808
00:28:28,220 --> 00:28:29,180
but it'll save your life.

809
00:28:29,180 --> 00:28:30,660
What if a dog licked it?

810
00:28:30,660 --> 00:28:33,260
Not a seat belt, but the needle.

811
00:28:33,260 --> 00:28:34,260
Dogs have dirty mouths.

812
00:28:34,260 --> 00:28:37,620
I would I would take the risk of having to take some antibiotics

813
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:40,220
and go over the VX.

814
00:28:40,220 --> 00:28:43,160
What what if?

815
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:45,760
I don't know what if two dogs looked at it?

816
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:47,860
Yeah, what if two dogs were?

817
00:28:47,860 --> 00:28:49,140
How many dogs?

818
00:28:49,140 --> 00:28:51,100
Don't infinite dogs.

819
00:28:51,100 --> 00:28:53,140
Yeah, they're just looking over by their side.

820
00:28:53,140 --> 00:28:53,940
I've seen that.

821
00:28:53,940 --> 00:28:54,700
We would I would talk.

822
00:28:54,700 --> 00:28:57,640
Take the needle if it had a visible crap on it,

823
00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:02,080
like visible, just like unidentified, like slaz on the needle.

824
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:06,360
Any debris that wasn't a chemical weapon, because you're right,

825
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:08,660
you can just take antibiotics afterwards.

826
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:10,660
Right. Be like, I didn't die from the VX.

827
00:29:10,660 --> 00:29:12,700
I will need some pills.

828
00:29:12,700 --> 00:29:15,260
What if for what if it's not pills?

829
00:29:15,260 --> 00:29:18,740
What if you have to continue taking heart shots for the rest of your life?

830
00:29:18,860 --> 00:29:20,860
Because you have every five minutes in your heart now.

831
00:29:20,860 --> 00:29:23,500
I'd rather have to make a decision later

832
00:29:24,740 --> 00:29:26,940
than to just die immediately from the VX.

833
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:31,080
I've made the decision later, and I usually end up regretting it.

834
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:32,380
That's you.

835
00:29:32,380 --> 00:29:36,780
Like, why weren't they using those beads to fight the terrorists more?

836
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:38,820
Yeah, just like Chuck.

837
00:29:38,820 --> 00:29:41,160
Like once you've got a couple like they did it once.

838
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:44,020
Well, that's your greatest weapon.

839
00:29:44,020 --> 00:29:48,700
They did say a drop of that would wipe out like eight city blocks.

840
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:53,340
Yeah, I suppose they would have to be in a contained space. Right.

841
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:56,240
Yeah. You just go up somewhere high and be like,

842
00:29:56,700 --> 00:30:00,340
there's a fucking terrorist and you throw it at him and then you're fine.

843
00:30:00,380 --> 00:30:02,340
Which actually this kind of is close the door.

844
00:30:02,340 --> 00:30:06,540
This explains the one shot ready thermite missile that does hit

845
00:30:06,540 --> 00:30:09,780
because it clears out the gas that he did create. Right.

846
00:30:09,940 --> 00:30:12,820
So it's not that everyone else on the island would have died from that.

847
00:30:12,820 --> 00:30:15,040
Oh, because they fucking would have. Yeah.

848
00:30:15,140 --> 00:30:17,880
Yeah. Was it a whole string of pearls that got?

849
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:19,220
No, it was just a one.

850
00:30:19,220 --> 00:30:20,420
He like put it in his mouth.

851
00:30:20,420 --> 00:30:21,260
I don't think that was.

852
00:30:21,260 --> 00:30:22,720
Cocked him or some shit.

853
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:24,560
This is one one drop, baby.

854
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:27,760
Yeah, they said one drop would like wipe out like a number of city.

855
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:28,760
OK, fine.

856
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:31,200
They were probably exaggerating.

857
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:32,840
Do you want to take that?

858
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:34,460
We're going with Michael Bay logic.

859
00:30:34,460 --> 00:30:36,100
I'll I'll just die.

860
00:30:36,100 --> 00:30:38,800
All right. I'll either die wrong or die right.

861
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:40,680
Well, I mean, yeah.

862
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:43,640
Just take the poop shot in your heart, man.

863
00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:45,240
Yeah, I'll I'll poop shot you.

864
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:46,580
You poop shot me.

865
00:30:46,580 --> 00:30:48,840
I don't like where this is going.

866
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:51,480
All right. So where do you guys put this on the grid?

867
00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:52,780
Good movie.

868
00:30:52,780 --> 00:30:54,280
Good performance.

869
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:56,060
Bad movie. Good performance.

870
00:30:56,060 --> 00:30:58,820
Good, bad, bad, good, good, good, bad, bad.

871
00:30:58,860 --> 00:31:00,920
I don't know.

872
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:02,900
Yeah, this is a real struggle.

873
00:31:02,900 --> 00:31:05,900
This is like it has like I said, it has its moments.

874
00:31:05,900 --> 00:31:10,640
Nicholas Cage's portray his acting is kind of all over the shop.

875
00:31:10,940 --> 00:31:13,000
I think it's 50, 50, 50, 50.

876
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,940
I was going to say this is this is very much.

877
00:31:15,940 --> 00:31:17,340
Just dead center.

878
00:31:17,340 --> 00:31:18,080
Yeah.

879
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:22,980
I mean, if anything, it would like I would say lean good on movie.

880
00:31:23,420 --> 00:31:23,980
Like I don't see.

881
00:31:23,980 --> 00:31:27,020
I don't think it's a mid film where it's just meh.

882
00:31:27,220 --> 00:31:30,860
But there's a lot of like a lot of peaks and valleys.

883
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,000
And it just kind of meets in the middle.

884
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,520
But Sean Connery's outstanding.

885
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:36,100
Yeah, great Sean Connery.

886
00:31:36,100 --> 00:31:38,360
Yeah, great Sean Connery.

887
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:39,640
Fine cage. Yeah.

888
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:41,700
Inoffensive Nick Cage.

889
00:31:41,700 --> 00:31:43,880
So again, I think performances lean good.

890
00:31:44,340 --> 00:31:47,680
Well, inoffensive, he definitely doesn't like swear and stuff

891
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:49,240
like we get a national treasure.

892
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:51,320
We can talk about offensive acting.

893
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:54,540
Oh, that's fire.

894
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:58,580
But yeah, let's talk about the outro of this of the rock.

895
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:01,020
Yeah, they find out who killed JFK.

896
00:32:01,020 --> 00:32:03,220
Right. Because Sean Connery is James Bond.

897
00:32:03,220 --> 00:32:05,320
Yeah, and had info had.

898
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:07,660
Yeah, had the true Zapruder film.

899
00:32:07,660 --> 00:32:09,560
Yeah, I loved it.

900
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:11,760
Love, love the extra ending.

901
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:13,000
Yeah, it's fun.

902
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:16,240
It's so dumb and doesn't really do anything with this film, but I love it.

903
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:19,540
Right. It's like by the time I've gotten to this point, I'm like, you know what?

904
00:32:19,540 --> 00:32:21,580
Why not? This is lovely.

905
00:32:21,580 --> 00:32:25,040
I mean, it's that's a very stupid rock, too, as a concept.

906
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:26,120
But didn't happen.

907
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:28,880
Didn't because we didn't need to because we got national treasure.

908
00:32:29,620 --> 00:32:32,480
Like because they return to the rock.

909
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:35,980
No, it's a it's a crossover with House Party Rock the House.

910
00:32:38,220 --> 00:32:39,920
Where's that mute button?

911
00:32:40,860 --> 00:32:42,000
You're not the producer.

912
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,600
No, but I'm still able to reach you.

913
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:45,500
I think you're too.

914
00:32:45,500 --> 00:32:46,500
Your arms are there.

915
00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:48,300
So you could do it.

916
00:32:49,700 --> 00:32:51,240
Peter would never notice.

917
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:54,040
It's true. I didn't notice that Seth was muted for the first like 10 minutes.

918
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:56,940
So I was just letting you do your setup.

919
00:32:57,540 --> 00:32:58,680
Yeah, I appreciate that.

920
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:03,180
I don't know why the pastor preacher, whatever, at the end was so mad at them.

921
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:04,980
Why couldn't they just talk to him?

922
00:33:04,980 --> 00:33:08,380
Yeah. Be like, we've got a really great story to tell you, Father.

923
00:33:08,580 --> 00:33:10,820
We just need this one pew leg.

924
00:33:10,820 --> 00:33:11,900
Like just indulge us.

925
00:33:11,900 --> 00:33:13,700
We'll give you we'll give you a donation.

926
00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:15,020
We'll give you a thousand dollars.

927
00:33:15,020 --> 00:33:16,900
I assume they got married there, right?

928
00:33:16,900 --> 00:33:19,040
I've got this really nice green gem.

929
00:33:19,340 --> 00:33:21,100
I think they just stop there on their.

930
00:33:21,100 --> 00:33:23,400
Drop it. Honeymoon.

931
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:26,340
Because they like pull up and then she's in the car.

932
00:33:26,380 --> 00:33:28,380
Yeah, she's just waiting in the car.

933
00:33:28,380 --> 00:33:29,880
Does it cause they just married?

934
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:31,980
I think so. Yeah, I think it's got the cans and everything.

935
00:33:32,140 --> 00:33:35,340
I don't I don't think he could weasel out of that at the end of the movie.

936
00:33:35,620 --> 00:33:36,780
Like, no.

937
00:33:36,780 --> 00:33:38,980
Marrying his pregnant wife.

938
00:33:38,980 --> 00:33:40,620
Who's Catholic, so had to get married.

939
00:33:40,620 --> 00:33:42,260
That's right. Weird detail.

940
00:33:42,260 --> 00:33:43,320
Yeah. To include.

941
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:44,900
OK, no, I do have something I want to talk about.

942
00:33:44,900 --> 00:33:47,560
Sorry, that was like so

943
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:51,360
this movie when they have when they're having sex on the rooftop,

944
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:54,360
she's got like pigtails and she's like trying to do like,

945
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:56,680
oh, I'm a sexy school girl kind of thing.

946
00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:59,780
And in one of the Transformers ones,

947
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:00,940
I think it's Transformers five.

948
00:34:00,940 --> 00:34:01,980
It's one of the Walberg ones.

949
00:34:01,980 --> 00:34:03,880
Wait, you said you hate Michael Bay movies.

950
00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:05,180
You've seen Transformers five.

951
00:34:05,180 --> 00:34:08,220
I have not seen it, but there's some discourse around

952
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:12,520
there being a character who's dating Mark Wahlberg's daughter's character,

953
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:15,020
who's like 17 in the film.

954
00:34:15,020 --> 00:34:17,900
And the guy's like 28.

955
00:34:17,900 --> 00:34:20,200
And they make a point of like, she's a minor.

956
00:34:20,420 --> 00:34:24,300
And the guy pulls out like his wallet and has a laminated card about like,

957
00:34:24,300 --> 00:34:26,580
well, here are the laws in this state.

958
00:34:27,240 --> 00:34:28,740
You grow.

959
00:34:28,740 --> 00:34:30,040
Yeah, we talked about this at one point.

960
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:31,540
I remember this story. Yeah.

961
00:34:31,540 --> 00:34:34,280
So just like, you know, there's a there's a thing there with

962
00:34:35,060 --> 00:34:38,060
Bay and uncomfortable that in the.

963
00:34:38,060 --> 00:34:39,620
We know nothing about that is good.

964
00:34:39,620 --> 00:34:41,400
Hold on. Wait, what?

965
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:44,360
How is it just the pigtails made you think of that?

966
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:46,060
Don't you like golf?

967
00:34:46,060 --> 00:34:48,660
Unlike, you know, sexy schoolgirl, he's like, yeah, sexy schoolgirl.

968
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:51,940
I don't know. I watched it at one and a half or two speed at that point.

969
00:34:51,940 --> 00:34:53,640
So it's cool.

970
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:55,480
Oh, that's what it was. Yeah, you're right.

971
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:58,180
That's just making me think about two things.

972
00:34:58,300 --> 00:35:02,220
Weird, dirty talk like, oh, yeah, I'm a I'm a filthy fucking minor.

973
00:35:02,220 --> 00:35:04,680
Don't you don't you like my filthy minors?

974
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:08,180
And then also like, what if she just whipped her head around like this a lot

975
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:11,680
and just bitch slapped him with her pigtails repeatedly?

976
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:16,200
I also like these are two very unsexy moments.

977
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:19,300
When you said filthy minor, I immediately thought M.I.N.E.R.

978
00:35:19,300 --> 00:35:22,000
My that's what I thought. Black lung.

979
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,460
Yeah. Yeah.

980
00:35:24,660 --> 00:35:26,240
Who's the canary now, baby?

981
00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:30,180
Oh, and then you just fucking Dutch ovener.

982
00:35:32,940 --> 00:35:35,280
God. OK, the rock. That's it.

983
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:38,080
We did it. And.

984
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:42,880
Man, I'm sad that Valentine's Day passed

985
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:46,420
because I totally would dress up like a minor and it's like sexy.

986
00:35:46,420 --> 00:35:50,660
Minor. Yeah, just wait in bed and be like, hmm, girl, I'm a sexy minor.

987
00:35:50,660 --> 00:35:52,900
Don't you want to get with this sexy minor?

988
00:35:52,900 --> 00:35:54,760
He's a pickaxe over your shoulder.

989
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:58,600
Yeah. Common bedtime accessories.

990
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:03,540
It's a pickaxe, but it's got it's a double headed dildo.

991
00:36:05,100 --> 00:36:06,480
Just floppy.

992
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:09,380
But on a stick from a minor.

993
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:11,240
It's a national treasure.

994
00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:13,680
Oh, that joke was a national treasure.

995
00:36:14,820 --> 00:36:17,120
Nick, you might be a national treasure.

996
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:18,320
And a criminal with this.

997
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:21,060
It's both a criminal. Yeah.

998
00:36:21,060 --> 00:36:25,100
So you had some thoughts on the the forced exposition at the start at this one.

999
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:26,500
Oh, let's get a quick

1000
00:36:26,500 --> 00:36:29,600
second sentence of summary summarization

1001
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:33,060
or all the people who don't know what national treasure is.

1002
00:36:33,260 --> 00:36:35,940
I'm going to steal the Declaration of Independence. Nice. OK.

1003
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:39,300
And they do. And there's a map on the back, which leads to more clues.

1004
00:36:39,300 --> 00:36:40,840
And then they find like.

1005
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:43,440
Well, there is not a map.

1006
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:46,840
It's about the Knights Templar treasure more than stealing

1007
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:48,880
the Declaration of Independence. Yes.

1008
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:52,520
That's really like Act two of a five act. Yeah.

1009
00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:54,280
Mm hmm. Who's the other guy?

1010
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:57,060
Ed Harris. Is it Ed Harris from the rock?

1011
00:36:57,460 --> 00:36:58,360
Oh, he's in the rock.

1012
00:36:58,360 --> 00:36:59,560
Yeah. Sean Bean.

1013
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:02,560
Sean Bean. Yeah. Double Bean. Mr. Bean.

1014
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,500
Yeah. We got a two bean situation.

1015
00:37:04,500 --> 00:37:06,500
It's a double bean. You're right.

1016
00:37:06,500 --> 00:37:08,560
I was delighted to see Sean Bean. Me too.

1017
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:10,660
He had really, really bad hair.

1018
00:37:10,660 --> 00:37:12,800
Yeah, it was really disgusting. He's a villain, though.

1019
00:37:13,100 --> 00:37:14,680
So please, Malcolm.

1020
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:16,780
I mean, Riley, Riley Poole had bad hair, too.

1021
00:37:16,780 --> 00:37:23,020
I mean, I think it was just the the era of like shitty big pants and bad hair.

1022
00:37:23,020 --> 00:37:26,460
Also, just I loved Riley. I love I love the bumbling sidekick.

1023
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:28,020
I love big pants.

1024
00:37:28,020 --> 00:37:30,120
I used to love wearing jankos.

1025
00:37:30,420 --> 00:37:31,660
I was a jankos fool.

1026
00:37:31,660 --> 00:37:33,300
Jankos. OK. Hell, yeah, dude.

1027
00:37:33,300 --> 00:37:35,800
Now I know you. Yeah.

1028
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:38,800
And they were all worn out on the bottom, like bottom backs,

1029
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:40,000
because like you don't have them.

1030
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:40,540
You got to walk a mile.

1031
00:37:40,540 --> 00:37:42,540
You just like. Yeah.

1032
00:37:42,540 --> 00:37:44,000
Playing some fucking hacky sack.

1033
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:47,080
I don't know. I mean, like where I grew up, the Jinko kids always had salt stains

1034
00:37:47,240 --> 00:37:48,480
because of the road salt.

1035
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:52,240
Oh, like, yeah, my salt stains were horrible. Yeah.

1036
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:55,120
Extra horrible.

1037
00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:57,920
No, we were.

1038
00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:00,920
Oh, God. Well, mischief did we get into in middle school?

1039
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:05,600
We would take slices of American cheese from the cafeteria

1040
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:08,700
and then we put ranch on it because then you could use the ranch

1041
00:38:08,700 --> 00:38:11,700
to glue it to the bottom of cafeteria tables. Oh, good.

1042
00:38:11,700 --> 00:38:14,500
And then it would just sit there until the ranch rotted off

1043
00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:18,900
and then somebody would get like flaky ass dry cheese falling in their lap.

1044
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:21,740
That's good. You are a criminal. Horrible.

1045
00:38:21,740 --> 00:38:22,980
How about turtling?

1046
00:38:22,980 --> 00:38:24,280
I'm talking about middle school pranks.

1047
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:26,420
What? At this point, is this not a poop thing?

1048
00:38:26,420 --> 00:38:27,780
Not a poop thing.

1049
00:38:27,780 --> 00:38:31,760
Surprisingly, it's where you it's where you take all the stuff out of someone's backpack.

1050
00:38:32,180 --> 00:38:35,560
Turn the backpack inside out, put the stuff back in the backpack and zip it up.

1051
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:39,200
I've never heard of this.

1052
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:41,840
I'm on I'm on the search for someone else who has heard of this

1053
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:44,460
because it seems to be unique to where I grew up.

1054
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:47,240
That's incredible. No, I've never heard of that.

1055
00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:50,840
It's like the perfect combination of extremely annoying, but also innocuous.

1056
00:38:51,100 --> 00:38:53,300
That's incredible. Perfect.

1057
00:38:53,300 --> 00:38:56,080
Uh, no, never turtle. OK.

1058
00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:57,580
Doesn't harm anybody, right?

1059
00:38:57,580 --> 00:39:00,280
It's just annoying because it's very hard to reopen.

1060
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:01,380
You can't pick it up.

1061
00:39:01,380 --> 00:39:03,680
All the handles are on the inside. Oh, damn. Yeah.

1062
00:39:03,820 --> 00:39:06,120
So it's just like this egg full of like loose books.

1063
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:09,520
It's just like six minutes to get to class.

1064
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:11,260
Better take your book egg.

1065
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:15,800
That is just a beautiful, beautiful prank.

1066
00:39:16,340 --> 00:39:17,340
It's pretty perfect.

1067
00:39:17,340 --> 00:39:18,840
I do like that.

1068
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:21,200
Get ready to be turtled, Sean.

1069
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:23,140
I don't have a backpack.

1070
00:39:23,140 --> 00:39:25,540
Or get ready to get a backpack for your birthday.

1071
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:28,680
Like, oh, well, all your shit already in it.

1072
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:32,340
Yeah, good old fashioned Jan sport.

1073
00:39:32,340 --> 00:39:36,120
Break into your house, take your shit, put it in an inside out backpack

1074
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:38,220
and gift it to you.

1075
00:39:38,220 --> 00:39:40,260
That's an amazing bit.

1076
00:39:40,260 --> 00:39:41,520
You don't do it for my birthday.

1077
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:42,520
Maybe real mad.

1078
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:44,260
That's I don't even know when your birthday is.

1079
00:39:44,260 --> 00:39:46,420
Good. Let's keep it that way.

1080
00:39:46,420 --> 00:39:49,100
We know too much about each other already.

1081
00:39:49,100 --> 00:39:51,300
Like each other's names.

1082
00:39:51,300 --> 00:39:53,400
All right. So, Seth, had you seen National Treasure?

1083
00:39:53,700 --> 00:39:56,360
You know what? When I selected this episode,

1084
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:59,200
which you gave me the list of open episodes, I thought I had.

1085
00:39:59,380 --> 00:40:01,140
Turns out that was wrong. I had not seen it.

1086
00:40:01,140 --> 00:40:02,840
Had you seen National Treasure, too?

1087
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:06,440
No. Oh, wait, was that one with my rush more?

1088
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:07,320
Yes. And Ed Harris.

1089
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:08,640
I think I had seen.

1090
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:10,460
Oh, see, I knew there was an ad.

1091
00:40:10,460 --> 00:40:12,120
Thank you for putting this together.

1092
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:13,160
I had seen that one.

1093
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:14,720
I was like, where's my rush more?

1094
00:40:14,720 --> 00:40:15,220
All right.

1095
00:40:15,220 --> 00:40:17,600
So how did you find it on your first watch?

1096
00:40:18,020 --> 00:40:22,560
I mean, exposition was offensive, was so short.

1097
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:24,360
It was like it was like whiplash.

1098
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:26,760
It was like it was like they were.

1099
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:30,940
It was like the filmmakers were really resentful if they had to do it at all.

1100
00:40:32,500 --> 00:40:35,640
You should watch Sorcerer's Apprentice if you thought this was forced.

1101
00:40:35,740 --> 00:40:37,040
OK, this is that's a good.

1102
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:39,320
Yeah, that's a good good little teaser.

1103
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:46,080
I did love that opening with him in the attic with his grandpa.

1104
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:48,220
Yeah. And his grandpa is just such a shit.

1105
00:40:48,460 --> 00:40:51,020
And he's just like, yeah, really hard to watch that whole thing.

1106
00:40:51,020 --> 00:40:54,520
He's like, and also you learn the character's name is Benjamin Franklin Gates.

1107
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:56,000
Like, oh, my God.

1108
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,700
And what's the what's his dad's name?

1109
00:40:58,700 --> 00:41:00,900
Like, they all have shit names.

1110
00:41:00,900 --> 00:41:01,700
It doesn't matter.

1111
00:41:01,700 --> 00:41:02,500
I don't have my phone on me.

1112
00:41:02,500 --> 00:41:04,440
I thought it was Benjamin Franklin Gates.

1113
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:06,900
I thought they were just like, they're just all Benjamin Franklin Gates.

1114
00:41:06,900 --> 00:41:07,900
Right. Yeah.

1115
00:41:07,900 --> 00:41:09,100
No, it's something else.

1116
00:41:09,100 --> 00:41:10,080
I can't remember either.

1117
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:10,880
It doesn't matter.

1118
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:12,980
John Patrick Henry Gates.

1119
00:41:13,820 --> 00:41:16,380
I think that's actually it is something like that.

1120
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:18,480
Actually, I think it is Patrick.

1121
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:21,480
Well, unlike how it's like it's like this, this like

1122
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:24,420
Dagwood sandwich of conspiracy theories did not like.

1123
00:41:24,420 --> 00:41:25,480
Fuck. Yeah.

1124
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:26,920
Talk to me in sandwich terms.

1125
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:30,620
I would love it if this this just became a sandwich podcast.

1126
00:41:30,620 --> 00:41:31,960
I'm sure I mean, that's out there.

1127
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:34,900
Yeah. I'm sure there's room for one more.

1128
00:41:34,900 --> 00:41:38,560
You know, they're like Knights Templar, masons, founding fathers,

1129
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:41,960
like the Holy Grail not in there, but I was expecting the Holy Grail.

1130
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:43,780
And then I don't know.

1131
00:41:43,780 --> 00:41:45,440
I was just like, this is way too much.

1132
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:46,280
Way too much.

1133
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:48,040
We never get straight into magic.

1134
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:50,580
But that's probably what the third movie would be if it ever happened.

1135
00:41:50,940 --> 00:41:53,980
Oh, what kind of magic?

1136
00:41:53,980 --> 00:41:56,420
I mean, I kind of think it's more like, you know, yeah.

1137
00:41:56,420 --> 00:41:58,020
Indiana Jones style.

1138
00:41:58,020 --> 00:41:59,480
There you go. Yeah.

1139
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:03,020
Not really magic, but it's magic. Yeah.

1140
00:42:03,620 --> 00:42:06,860
Yeah. I mean, some of the stuff in National Treasure was kind of like that, too.

1141
00:42:07,460 --> 00:42:10,260
Like the 3D glasses from the 1700s.

1142
00:42:10,260 --> 00:42:12,760
Yeah. It kind of means lean's a little magical.

1143
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:18,480
The way he just magically finds the nameplate for the fucking boat.

1144
00:42:18,740 --> 00:42:22,100
And it's like the closest thing to the surface of the ice.

1145
00:42:22,100 --> 00:42:25,600
Yeah. And it's oriented properly for him to read it.

1146
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,600
To pour his water on it.

1147
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:29,400
God, it pisses me off so much.

1148
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:33,100
And that's one of those critical moments in a movie where it's like, OK,

1149
00:42:33,100 --> 00:42:36,480
we're going to test your suspension of disbelief right now.

1150
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:38,980
If you're not into this movie, you're going to find out. Yeah.

1151
00:42:39,220 --> 00:42:40,580
Right now. And I appreciate that.

1152
00:42:40,580 --> 00:42:43,780
It does not get more challenging going forward.

1153
00:42:44,020 --> 00:42:46,660
This is as much as we're going to ask of you. Yeah.

1154
00:42:46,820 --> 00:42:48,360
Can you hang? Yeah.

1155
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:49,820
You just have to be ready.

1156
00:42:49,820 --> 00:42:55,100
He's going to use a pipe with his blood to like roll out a message.

1157
00:42:55,660 --> 00:42:56,400
OK. Oh, yeah.

1158
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:57,260
It was really necessary.

1159
00:42:57,260 --> 00:43:01,900
He loses the pipe or does Malcolm have the pipe for a while?

1160
00:43:02,100 --> 00:43:03,800
Because he has it at the end again.

1161
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:05,240
Does he get? That's a good question.

1162
00:43:05,240 --> 00:43:06,080
He gets it back.

1163
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:10,180
Yeah. Sean Bean gives it back to get the last bit of information or whatever.

1164
00:43:10,540 --> 00:43:11,740
He gives back the declaration.

1165
00:43:11,740 --> 00:43:13,740
He gives back the Mirsham pipe. OK.

1166
00:43:14,140 --> 00:43:18,520
I love how they talk about the pipe as if like a Mirsham pipe is some like,

1167
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:19,880
whoa, so rare.

1168
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:24,420
It's like, no, it's like a fucking lightweight porous shitty stone.

1169
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:26,700
Yeah. Like I used to own a Mirsham pipe.

1170
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:29,360
It wasn't. Was it carved sick as hell like that?

1171
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:31,460
It's a sweet boat.

1172
00:43:31,460 --> 00:43:33,560
I think it was carved like a dragon.

1173
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:35,540
That's pretty tight. Yeah.

1174
00:43:35,540 --> 00:43:38,200
What kind of treasure do you think that unlocks?

1175
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:40,900
Probably tobacco, not ladies pants.

1176
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:45,640
Tell you that for free.

1177
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:48,580
Yeah, what what Jinko jeans does that unlock?

1178
00:43:49,180 --> 00:43:50,620
Oh, Lord.

1179
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:55,220
So we had a little disagreement with us on our first go around.

1180
00:43:55,420 --> 00:44:00,160
I still maintain their theft of the declaration is a decent

1181
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:02,300
is decently heisty.

1182
00:44:02,300 --> 00:44:07,040
Them having to like, you know, hack the nudes to get the camera going.

1183
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:08,800
Like they do a good.

1184
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:10,540
It's a very small.

1185
00:44:10,540 --> 00:44:11,400
Yeah. It's like.

1186
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:13,480
Does a shitty heist. Malcolm just breaks.

1187
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:15,840
Well, that's not a heist. That's just right. Burglary.

1188
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:17,420
Yeah. It's a heist two ways.

1189
00:44:17,420 --> 00:44:18,580
And I really appreciated that.

1190
00:44:18,580 --> 00:44:19,840
I was like, this is the elegant way.

1191
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:21,880
And this is the Michael Bay way to do a heist.

1192
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:24,860
And there's, you know, see a big fan. Right.

1193
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:27,660
Yeah, pretty much.

1194
00:44:27,660 --> 00:44:28,960
Which I don't know if just throw it.

1195
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:30,260
I'd have to rewatch that scene.

1196
00:44:30,260 --> 00:44:33,960
I don't think just throwing chains at a fan, maybe two chains.

1197
00:44:35,420 --> 00:44:36,300
Yeah.

1198
00:44:36,300 --> 00:44:38,160
Did you have chains on your jeans?

1199
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:40,200
You just kick that rapper into a fan.

1200
00:44:41,300 --> 00:44:43,200
And I'll shut it down to chains and.

1201
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:45,240
I don't think I don't think.

1202
00:44:45,240 --> 00:44:47,780
That's a tagline for this episode.

1203
00:44:47,780 --> 00:44:50,240
Just be an inconvenience.

1204
00:44:50,240 --> 00:44:54,180
I OK, I do kind of like it when you look at it as the dichotomy of a Michael

1205
00:44:54,180 --> 00:44:59,320
Bay heist versus like we're trying to do a ocean oceanless, whatever kind of.

1206
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:02,620
Ocean's to here's a lot of moving parts to Franklin.

1207
00:45:03,220 --> 00:45:04,260
Franklin's to.

1208
00:45:04,260 --> 00:45:06,700
Yeah, it's to.

1209
00:45:06,700 --> 00:45:09,720
There were some of the things with like getting the glass from her

1210
00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:13,260
to get the fingerprints where I'm like, that's so fucking convoluted.

1211
00:45:13,260 --> 00:45:15,040
Getting Bondi. Yeah. Yeah.

1212
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:16,340
Yeah. But that was fun.

1213
00:45:16,340 --> 00:45:21,780
I mean, it's this is just supposed to be a romp and it's mostly like children.

1214
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:26,420
Both these movies, I was shocked by the like age appropriateness of them

1215
00:45:26,420 --> 00:45:29,720
in both ways, like The Rock was like way more

1216
00:45:30,340 --> 00:45:31,980
R rated than I remember.

1217
00:45:31,980 --> 00:45:35,860
And National Treasure, I was like waiting for anything to happen.

1218
00:45:36,060 --> 00:45:38,520
And then like halfway through, I'm like, oh my God, this is like a PG movie.

1219
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:40,680
Yeah, he just fucking edgy all the way through.

1220
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:41,660
Yeah. Yeah.

1221
00:45:41,660 --> 00:45:45,120
But in both both cases, it's like these are I feel like I remember them both

1222
00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:47,160
as being very like middle ground.

1223
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:51,000
But they get horny with some lemons, though. Yeah, they do.

1224
00:45:51,060 --> 00:45:52,760
Oh, yeah. When they have to breathe on.

1225
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:56,340
Oh, that's a good audio there.

1226
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:58,140
Yeah. Thank you.

1227
00:45:58,140 --> 00:46:00,000
So these mics are for.

1228
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,440
Yeah, we haven't really put these mics to their paces yet for mouth noises.

1229
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:04,140
That's true. I'm working on it this time.

1230
00:46:04,140 --> 00:46:05,980
Yeah, I've done all the classics.

1231
00:46:05,980 --> 00:46:08,740
Do some foley work.

1232
00:46:09,420 --> 00:46:12,080
Do some better foley work.

1233
00:46:12,980 --> 00:46:15,120
I don't have anything to fully with.

1234
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:19,080
I like how you're like, I'm doing all the mouth noises

1235
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:22,620
and you're like, do some foley work and he goes immediately to non

1236
00:46:22,620 --> 00:46:25,400
mouth based foley work.

1237
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:27,960
That tells a lot about you, Sean.

1238
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:30,060
I don't I don't have a lot of mouth based foley work.

1239
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,140
Is there what is mouth based fully work? I guess.

1240
00:46:33,140 --> 00:46:35,600
Yeah, yeah.

1241
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:36,440
Oh, yeah, that's good.

1242
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:38,080
It drops of water in a cave.

1243
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:40,240
Yeah, wind. Wind. Good.

1244
00:46:40,240 --> 00:46:42,580
Yeah. Oh, I feel it.

1245
00:46:42,580 --> 00:46:44,480
Yeah. OK. My hair.

1246
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:47,220
That was good. I liked it.

1247
00:46:47,220 --> 00:46:49,020
What we're talking about.

1248
00:46:49,020 --> 00:46:51,120
I know. Still this movie.

1249
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:53,220
I enjoy how heisty was it.

1250
00:46:53,220 --> 00:46:56,760
I mean, minimally, I mean, they do a heist.

1251
00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:57,700
They do a heist.

1252
00:46:57,700 --> 00:47:00,760
Then there's a lot of problem solving and some like.

1253
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:03,460
Oh, does anyone remember like the old well, where's Waldo cartoon?

1254
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:05,200
Oh, yeah. No.

1255
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:06,540
The cartoon. Oh, wait, cartoon.

1256
00:47:06,540 --> 00:47:08,200
Yeah. No, there was like.

1257
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:09,780
That sounds like a shit cartoon.

1258
00:47:09,780 --> 00:47:13,380
Like you just turn it on is like, where is Waldo's not even in this

1259
00:47:13,380 --> 00:47:15,440
the guy that sounds like a screen saver.

1260
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:17,120
Yeah. Now the cartoon.

1261
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:21,920
This was a thing like it's really he had his girlfriend, Wenda,

1262
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:23,980
and there was odd law, his rival.

1263
00:47:23,980 --> 00:47:25,860
Yes, those are characters from the books, too.

1264
00:47:25,860 --> 00:47:29,460
And he had a magical cane that take him to different worlds.

1265
00:47:29,460 --> 00:47:31,060
I think that's also just from the books.

1266
00:47:31,060 --> 00:47:32,460
They were just have good imagination.

1267
00:47:32,460 --> 00:47:35,220
Are you sure your parents didn't just tape

1268
00:47:35,460 --> 00:47:37,920
pages from the books on the TV and leave you?

1269
00:47:38,020 --> 00:47:40,160
No, they were too busy dying.

1270
00:47:41,060 --> 00:47:43,340
No, I had these on VHS. These were a thing.

1271
00:47:43,340 --> 00:47:46,260
So your parents sat you down with where's Waldo on VHS.

1272
00:47:46,300 --> 00:47:49,380
Yeah. My parents would send me to the babysitter

1273
00:47:49,380 --> 00:47:52,540
with a VHS tape of MacGyver episodes.

1274
00:47:52,780 --> 00:47:55,520
Nice. What was your VHS?

1275
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:57,720
I don't know. I don't think we even had something like that.

1276
00:47:57,720 --> 00:47:59,520
Mine was a copy of two business

1277
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:02,120
own seats or whatever. Mine was land before time trash bags.

1278
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:05,420
Oh, land before time and before time, but it had been taped off of TV.

1279
00:48:05,420 --> 00:48:07,120
So it had a big boy commercial at the beginning.

1280
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:10,860
Oh, it was a big boy commercial that used the Beach Boys

1281
00:48:10,860 --> 00:48:14,000
Surfing USA, and I remember it because I watched that movie so many times.

1282
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:16,060
Oh, the burger place.

1283
00:48:16,060 --> 00:48:19,340
I was like, yeah, a commercial for big boys.

1284
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:20,840
Yes, go on.

1285
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:24,980
They the the the large headed gentleman with the red and white overalls.

1286
00:48:24,980 --> 00:48:27,420
Uh huh. Yeah. Hold his burger.

1287
00:48:27,420 --> 00:48:31,620
And I think I taped it off the off of some, you know, TV broadcasts

1288
00:48:31,620 --> 00:48:32,600
11 for time.

1289
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:34,700
Awesome. Big commercial. Yeah.

1290
00:48:34,700 --> 00:48:37,640
Brad Garrett was Wizard Whitebeard on the Waldo TV show.

1291
00:48:37,660 --> 00:48:40,140
Yeah. That's our next podcast.

1292
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:41,400
There we go.

1293
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:45,580
Also, Townsend Coleman was Waldo, who was also the tick

1294
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:48,680
in the animated tick.

1295
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:49,980
You're a tick fan, aren't you, Peter?

1296
00:48:49,980 --> 00:48:52,580
Yeah. John and I are going to have another podcast called Tick Tock.

1297
00:48:52,620 --> 00:48:54,480
This onion just keeps peeling.

1298
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:55,720
Just tick tock. No, tick tock.

1299
00:48:55,720 --> 00:48:57,680
OK. I guess in this day and age.

1300
00:48:57,680 --> 00:48:59,120
Yeah. Yeah. Tick tock.

1301
00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:00,920
We're going to talk about the tech.

1302
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:03,420
And tick adjacent things, but not ticks.

1303
00:49:03,420 --> 00:49:04,800
Lime disease. No.

1304
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:08,460
Do you remember that hot sauce commercial that came out

1305
00:49:08,460 --> 00:49:10,640
in early 2000s, I want to say,

1306
00:49:11,100 --> 00:49:13,600
and it's got like the U.S.

1307
00:49:13,700 --> 00:49:17,100
gymnastics team and they're like, no,

1308
00:49:18,100 --> 00:49:19,540
you don't. Oh, my God.

1309
00:49:19,540 --> 00:49:21,180
I also don't remember this yet.

1310
00:49:21,180 --> 00:49:22,740
Oh, good.

1311
00:49:22,740 --> 00:49:24,940
And they're talking about like, I don't know, whatever.

1312
00:49:25,740 --> 00:49:26,740
I think it was tabatio.

1313
00:49:26,740 --> 00:49:28,440
Maybe it was like El Paso.

1314
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:31,280
Who gives a fuck? And

1315
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:35,560
so the youngest of all female gymnasts

1316
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:38,660
is sitting there and she says the tagline and she's like,

1317
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:41,400
I only use hot sauce.

1318
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:44,160
It makes my taco pop.

1319
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:46,760
I still can't stop laughing.

1320
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:49,300
Wait, what? I'm a minor.

1321
00:49:49,300 --> 00:49:51,260
I'm a minor.

1322
00:49:51,260 --> 00:49:52,260
I'm a minor.

1323
00:49:52,260 --> 00:49:53,260
I'm a minor.

1324
00:49:55,740 --> 00:50:00,380
And Sean Johnson having great taste and Ortega.

1325
00:50:00,380 --> 00:50:02,140
My hat is the best.

1326
00:50:02,140 --> 00:50:03,880
I love Ortega's taco sauce.

1327
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:06,320
It makes my taco pop.

1328
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:09,120
Wow. I mean,

1329
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:11,780
you told that story with a lot of confidence,

1330
00:50:11,780 --> 00:50:14,460
but I'm still surprised that it was so correct.

1331
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:16,260
So accurate.

1332
00:50:16,260 --> 00:50:19,620
Yeah, not hot sauce, taco shells, but it doesn't matter.

1333
00:50:19,620 --> 00:50:21,000
Or taco pop. Ortega.

1334
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:22,300
I mean, that's.

1335
00:50:23,340 --> 00:50:24,660
Oh, I'm glad I found that.

1336
00:50:24,660 --> 00:50:26,060
So that is not tabatio.

1337
00:50:26,060 --> 00:50:27,900
All you got to put in is search.

1338
00:50:27,900 --> 00:50:30,000
It makes my taco pop.

1339
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:31,240
Yeah, it was a dicey game.

1340
00:50:31,240 --> 00:50:33,000
You played there, Peter.

1341
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:36,020
So with with National Treasure, I enjoyed it.

1342
00:50:36,380 --> 00:50:40,340
The biggest thing that I have as a gripe is that there are too many steps

1343
00:50:40,340 --> 00:50:41,820
to the process, right?

1344
00:50:41,820 --> 00:50:44,220
Like, it's it's not just getting the declaration.

1345
00:50:44,260 --> 00:50:45,620
It's not just finding the fucking boat.

1346
00:50:45,620 --> 00:50:47,520
It's not just getting the declaration.

1347
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:49,320
It's then also finding the glasses.

1348
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:50,660
It's then also doing this.

1349
00:50:50,660 --> 00:50:52,960
It's then that and that and that and that one.

1350
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:54,060
Fuck. One too many things.

1351
00:50:54,060 --> 00:50:56,740
And like what is the the Florin the letters?

1352
00:50:57,260 --> 00:50:58,600
Oh, silence. Too good.

1353
00:50:58,600 --> 00:50:59,700
The silence. Do good letters.

1354
00:50:59,700 --> 00:51:02,100
Oh, yeah. That just kind of comes out of nowhere.

1355
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:06,440
He has copies of them in his apartment, but they never talk about them.

1356
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:08,240
So unless you're paying attention, you don't know.

1357
00:51:08,240 --> 00:51:09,780
And but they suddenly need these things.

1358
00:51:09,780 --> 00:51:11,080
Hence why they go to the dad.

1359
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:13,180
Yeah. Just just give us.

1360
00:51:13,180 --> 00:51:15,320
Oh, yeah. John Voight shows up. Yeah.

1361
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:17,460
Who pre shitty John Voight?

1362
00:51:17,460 --> 00:51:18,960
Yeah. Well, he probably always was.

1363
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:22,800
But I mean, but through the lens of like crazy, like America conspiracy theorists.

1364
00:51:23,100 --> 00:51:25,040
Perfect casting. Oh, yeah.

1365
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:26,740
Oh, yeah. No, he's great for that.

1366
00:51:26,740 --> 00:51:29,900
But he's going to be dead in the third one.

1367
00:51:29,940 --> 00:51:31,480
Is he dead now? No, he's not dead.

1368
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:32,440
No, he's alive right now.

1369
00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:34,540
But he's a crappy person.

1370
00:51:34,540 --> 00:51:36,620
Yeah. Come at us, John Voight.

1371
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:39,280
And maybe don't.

1372
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:40,380
He has more money than us.

1373
00:51:40,380 --> 00:51:41,920
He has resources. Yeah. Yeah.

1374
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:42,980
What's he going to take from us?

1375
00:51:42,980 --> 00:51:44,620
But we have stairs and baby gates.

1376
00:51:44,620 --> 00:51:47,660
We go to this old ass away.

1377
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:50,960
You can't take my jeans.

1378
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:52,200
Keep your hands off. I don't know.

1379
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:54,900
Here I'm going to I got to I'm going to directly

1380
00:51:55,260 --> 00:51:58,800
and forcefully disagree with you because like all the steps is the movie.

1381
00:51:59,700 --> 00:52:02,300
And it's my point is I want less movie.

1382
00:52:02,740 --> 00:52:05,400
It's like a wedding cake and just like just more layers.

1383
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:06,480
Just like, can we go nine?

1384
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:07,640
How about 11 layers?

1385
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:09,040
Like how many layers can we do?

1386
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:10,040
Like I could have been longer.

1387
00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:10,920
Put some lady fingers.

1388
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:12,940
It could be too many. Right.

1389
00:52:12,940 --> 00:52:14,720
Another tinier bride and groom on top.

1390
00:52:14,720 --> 00:52:16,820
What? Insanity.

1391
00:52:16,820 --> 00:52:19,280
I know. And then inside of it, candy.

1392
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:21,820
Or the declaration of the defendant.

1393
00:52:21,820 --> 00:52:24,520
Now, see, that's the fucking that's the treat inside of the cake.

1394
00:52:24,660 --> 00:52:26,760
Or it's just another clue.

1395
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:27,900
They get it.

1396
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:32,140
When they finally find like the vault,

1397
00:52:32,140 --> 00:52:35,840
but it's empty and they have to like send in in.

1398
00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:37,780
Is it in or Malcolm? It's Ian.

1399
00:52:37,780 --> 00:52:40,180
You're thinking of Ian Malcolm from Jurassic Park.

1400
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:41,780
But I am. Yeah.

1401
00:52:41,780 --> 00:52:44,740
But when they send him off with the whole like the whole lantern

1402
00:52:44,740 --> 00:52:46,440
power of your belly, I go to Boston.

1403
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:49,720
Yeah. And then they're like, but we found a thing and they open

1404
00:52:49,720 --> 00:52:54,560
like a secret door and it's empty just to open a second secret door

1405
00:52:54,980 --> 00:52:56,820
for it to be there.

1406
00:52:56,820 --> 00:52:58,500
Yeah, that's frustrating.

1407
00:52:58,500 --> 00:52:59,460
You know what?

1408
00:52:59,460 --> 00:53:01,500
Doesn't have secret doors.

1409
00:53:01,500 --> 00:53:03,100
Primal. Yes.

1410
00:53:03,100 --> 00:53:05,300
And it's an hour and a half long.

1411
00:53:05,300 --> 00:53:08,360
It's got fucking monkeys that Tara dudes face off.

1412
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:11,040
It's got a great white jag.

1413
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:13,880
It's got that bird Einstein.

1414
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:15,340
It's got the little kid.

1415
00:53:15,340 --> 00:53:16,280
He's pretty good.

1416
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:18,640
This one, this beat Primal out originally.

1417
00:53:18,980 --> 00:53:20,380
Primal is so good.

1418
00:53:20,380 --> 00:53:21,880
And you can watch Primal. I've never seen.

1419
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:24,280
Yeah, you do. It's it's on Netflix right now.

1420
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:26,220
It's on Netflix right now.

1421
00:53:26,220 --> 00:53:29,360
Watch it without ads.

1422
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:33,120
I still I mean, it actually does feel like a movie

1423
00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:36,800
that you should watch in the TBS style of with commercials.

1424
00:53:37,060 --> 00:53:38,960
Right. Come to big boy.

1425
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:41,860
I still I still really enjoy this film.

1426
00:53:41,860 --> 00:53:44,400
It's a romp. It's fun.

1427
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:49,100
I do really like the characters and all their like foibles.

1428
00:53:49,100 --> 00:53:52,040
And I like Ian and his goons.

1429
00:53:52,040 --> 00:53:53,220
He's got good goons.

1430
00:53:53,220 --> 00:53:55,480
Mm hmm. He does have pretty good goons.

1431
00:53:55,880 --> 00:53:57,520
He's got not.

1432
00:53:59,180 --> 00:54:01,020
Vinny, he's got not Vinny Jones.

1433
00:54:01,020 --> 00:54:02,220
Thank you.

1434
00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:04,660
Because every time I see that, I'm like, it's not Vinny Jones.

1435
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:07,500
Is he the one who falls to his death

1436
00:54:07,500 --> 00:54:09,520
or is he the one who laments not getting a smooch?

1437
00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:12,400
Wait, when does one not get a smooch?

1438
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:13,840
Well, when does one get a smooch?

1439
00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:15,740
When does one think they're going to get it?

1440
00:54:15,740 --> 00:54:20,100
So it's when they get into the tomb underneath the Trinity Church.

1441
00:54:20,380 --> 00:54:22,200
Yeah, they first bust into that and they get.

1442
00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:24,480
Oh, and there's the kissing booth.

1443
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:25,480
Yes, the kissing booth.

1444
00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:27,780
No. So ancient Templar kissing booth.

1445
00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:30,180
So Nick Cage kisses Abigail's.

1446
00:54:30,180 --> 00:54:31,080
You need a harsh shot.

1447
00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:32,080
Whatever her name is.

1448
00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:32,620
That shit's.

1449
00:54:32,620 --> 00:54:35,320
And then right behind her is the goon.

1450
00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:37,080
And he's like, why doesn't that ever happen to me?

1451
00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:39,260
Oh, yeah. Because you're the bad guy.

1452
00:54:39,260 --> 00:54:40,260
Right. You're a villain.

1453
00:54:40,260 --> 00:54:41,460
Yeah. You suck shit.

1454
00:54:41,460 --> 00:54:42,860
And now you're going to fall to your side.

1455
00:54:42,860 --> 00:54:43,920
Up with Sean Bean.

1456
00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:46,560
Yeah. With bad hair. Bad Bean. Bad Bean.

1457
00:54:46,900 --> 00:54:48,200
Nasty Bean.

1458
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:49,300
I was a gross.

1459
00:54:49,300 --> 00:54:50,100
Bean.

1460
00:54:50,900 --> 00:54:54,200
I don't have much to say about this movie other than I I enjoy it.

1461
00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:56,140
I enjoy the car chase.

1462
00:54:56,140 --> 00:54:58,780
It's I mean, it is just Sorcerer's.

1463
00:54:58,780 --> 00:55:01,080
You know, these movies and the Sorcerer's apprentice, they're all the same film.

1464
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:03,880
Well, it's all turtle tub.

1465
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:05,020
It's all turtle tub.

1466
00:55:05,020 --> 00:55:08,420
And both of these, I mean, both these weeks are also Brockheimer.

1467
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:09,360
Yeah.

1468
00:55:10,780 --> 00:55:13,460
Which definitely has a specific vibe to it.

1469
00:55:13,500 --> 00:55:14,600
Too long.

1470
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:16,420
All of his movies are too long.

1471
00:55:16,420 --> 00:55:19,960
Too long. Overly produced. Yeah.

1472
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:22,760
But usually an offensive.

1473
00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:23,800
Yeah. You're going to say something.

1474
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:25,440
I have a lot of thoughts about National Treasure.

1475
00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:26,740
I don't know if this is the time.

1476
00:55:26,740 --> 00:55:27,740
This is the time. OK.

1477
00:55:27,740 --> 00:55:29,180
You're never going to get another chance.

1478
00:55:29,180 --> 00:55:31,280
Give us the exposition that we got from the movie.

1479
00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:32,280
You go. No, no, no.

1480
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:35,680
The expedition is it's it's too offensive to go back to right now.

1481
00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:37,580
I did not.

1482
00:55:37,580 --> 00:55:40,520
I usually am pretty good at not looking for plot holes, but the

1483
00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:45,160
the shadow on the wall really hard.

1484
00:55:45,220 --> 00:55:48,660
That's a really tough one because it's like what date, what date.

1485
00:55:48,660 --> 00:55:49,620
Correct.

1486
00:55:49,620 --> 00:55:52,960
Like they don't even season are we don't even get into the date of it.

1487
00:55:53,340 --> 00:55:55,300
The axis, the tilt of the earth.

1488
00:55:55,300 --> 00:55:56,960
Yeah. Also that.

1489
00:55:56,960 --> 00:56:00,740
And then the fact that there was no standardized time

1490
00:56:00,740 --> 00:56:02,800
in the day of the founding fathers.

1491
00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:03,900
So like, what time is it?

1492
00:56:03,900 --> 00:56:06,740
Nobody there was no time really for railroads.

1493
00:56:07,140 --> 00:56:08,140
Like not as we think of it.

1494
00:56:08,140 --> 00:56:11,620
So like that one was like that was the one where I was like, OK, I got it.

1495
00:56:12,340 --> 00:56:13,980
I got to get myself back in the game here.

1496
00:56:13,980 --> 00:56:15,980
You got to come back, come back to the story.

1497
00:56:17,580 --> 00:56:19,520
See, I don't know any of that stuff, but I'm dumb.

1498
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:22,220
Rachel, Rachel watched this movie with me the first time,

1499
00:56:22,220 --> 00:56:26,760
and that was the scene like she's full on board for suspension.

1500
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:27,560
Disbelief. Oh, yeah.

1501
00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:28,620
And that scene came up.

1502
00:56:28,620 --> 00:56:30,300
She's like, that's stupid.

1503
00:56:30,300 --> 00:56:31,240
That's the one.

1504
00:56:31,240 --> 00:56:32,500
That's the one I couldn't take.

1505
00:56:32,500 --> 00:56:34,000
Was that that's stupid?

1506
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:37,180
Yeah. There being a map on the Declaration of Independence, that's not.

1507
00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:38,180
Everything else was fine.

1508
00:56:38,180 --> 00:56:40,040
Totally fine. That one is just like that.

1509
00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:41,480
That's not how this would work.

1510
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:46,640
No. It's like also like this movie doesn't need to have Nick Cage in it.

1511
00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:49,460
It's such a neutral performance.

1512
00:56:49,460 --> 00:56:51,560
It could have been could have been Harrison Ford.

1513
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:54,120
It could have been Keanu Reeves.

1514
00:56:54,120 --> 00:56:56,760
Could have been any white guy, you know, because it was.

1515
00:56:56,800 --> 00:56:59,300
It's so neutral in national treasure.

1516
00:56:59,300 --> 00:57:02,060
And it doesn't matter because the plot is the whole thing.

1517
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:03,800
He gets a plot.

1518
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:04,400
It's a good story.

1519
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:06,700
All the clues stacked up doesn't matter who it is.

1520
00:57:07,140 --> 00:57:09,340
He gets a little bit more in national treasure, too,

1521
00:57:09,340 --> 00:57:11,540
where he gets to like play a drunk in that.

1522
00:57:11,540 --> 00:57:12,940
See, he has a.

1523
00:57:12,940 --> 00:57:14,840
See, OK. Yeah, he has one scene.

1524
00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:16,620
You're right. It's not much.

1525
00:57:16,620 --> 00:57:20,660
Imagine if Michael Cera was cast in this movie.

1526
00:57:21,420 --> 00:57:23,080
Still would work. It would be great.

1527
00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:25,120
Yeah. We're going to start a declaration of independence.

1528
00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:27,060
It's like, let's find an actor who wouldn't work.

1529
00:57:27,060 --> 00:57:29,260
Yeah. In national treasure.

1530
00:57:29,260 --> 00:57:32,220
Chris Rock.

1531
00:57:32,220 --> 00:57:33,560
Rodney Dangerfield.

1532
00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:35,560
I still good. Both of them.

1533
00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:38,300
I love Dangerfield. That's a great idea.

1534
00:57:38,300 --> 00:57:38,640
We're going to.

1535
00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:40,640
Know that this is the game now.

1536
00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:43,200
We're going to do this till we can't.

1537
00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:46,100
Current day, Dan Aykroyd.

1538
00:57:46,100 --> 00:57:46,940
Who?

1539
00:57:48,480 --> 00:57:50,380
Bill Cosby. Strong choice.

1540
00:57:50,380 --> 00:57:53,440
Oh, and you ruined the game.

1541
00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:55,680
Yeah, well, this podcast has to move along.

1542
00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:58,860
It can't be as long as these movies.

1543
00:57:58,860 --> 00:58:03,460
OK. So within the brackets of good, bad, bad, good,

1544
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:08,060
bad, bad, good, bad, bad, good, bad, good.

1545
00:58:08,060 --> 00:58:09,160
What do you put it?

1546
00:58:10,040 --> 00:58:11,660
Good movie.

1547
00:58:13,900 --> 00:58:16,580
Neutral to bad acting.

1548
00:58:16,580 --> 00:58:20,040
I would give acting like the 40% score, like neutral, leading bad.

1549
00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:21,340
Good movie.

1550
00:58:21,340 --> 00:58:22,180
I say good movie.

1551
00:58:22,180 --> 00:58:24,580
I don't find the acting offensive in this film at all.

1552
00:58:24,580 --> 00:58:25,740
It is. It's not a fence.

1553
00:58:25,740 --> 00:58:26,940
Serves the purpose.

1554
00:58:26,940 --> 00:58:28,420
It's fucking warm milk.

1555
00:58:28,420 --> 00:58:30,580
Yeah, it's like, yeah, that's that's right.

1556
00:58:30,580 --> 00:58:33,460
There's nothing outstanding about it, but I do really like

1557
00:58:33,860 --> 00:58:37,000
the relationships of the core characters and.

1558
00:58:37,820 --> 00:58:39,500
I like Ben.

1559
00:58:39,900 --> 00:58:42,340
Riley, like Ben and Riley.

1560
00:58:42,340 --> 00:58:45,040
Oh, I like the one who's name I can't ever.

1561
00:58:45,060 --> 00:58:45,740
Abigail.

1562
00:58:45,740 --> 00:58:49,700
I like I like I like how Abigail and Ben like play off each other.

1563
00:58:49,700 --> 00:58:52,240
I think it's it's been a time safe.

1564
00:58:52,240 --> 00:58:53,240
Riley's the tech guy.

1565
00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:55,340
Riley Riley tech guy.

1566
00:58:55,340 --> 00:58:56,440
Benjamin Franklin Gates is.

1567
00:58:56,440 --> 00:58:58,320
Oh, right. Yeah. The name of my dog.

1568
00:58:58,320 --> 00:58:59,980
Correct.

1569
00:58:59,980 --> 00:59:01,260
Here's another thing.

1570
00:59:01,260 --> 00:59:06,360
So Riley is an archetype that only existed in the early 2000s and late 90s.

1571
00:59:06,360 --> 00:59:08,360
So we you guys are talking about this.

1572
00:59:08,360 --> 00:59:10,200
I miss I miss a good sidekick.

1573
00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:11,860
Well, it's like the tech side.

1574
00:59:11,860 --> 00:59:13,760
It's like a computer guy.

1575
00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:17,160
Like there's I was thinking about the movie Twister when I watched this,

1576
00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:19,580
because in Twister, there's the guy who has the beer helmet.

1577
00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:21,740
And he's like the computer guy.

1578
00:59:21,740 --> 00:59:24,880
And it's like that was that was a stock character in this moment

1579
00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:27,040
when computers were rising, right?

1580
00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:29,440
From like mid 90s through mid aughts.

1581
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:31,580
And it was like you get this guy who's like, he knows everything.

1582
00:59:31,580 --> 00:59:32,220
He's a computer.

1583
00:59:32,220 --> 00:59:33,860
So he's a computer nerd.

1584
00:59:33,860 --> 00:59:37,420
Super, super guy is like kind of nerdy, but also we really need him.

1585
00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:40,120
My favorite tech guy.

1586
00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:43,360
Our first one that comes to mind, definitely ludicrous in the fast movies.

1587
00:59:43,460 --> 00:59:44,460
Oh, yeah.

1588
00:59:44,460 --> 00:59:47,300
Like when like he doesn't even start out as the tech guy.

1589
00:59:47,300 --> 00:59:49,040
But eventually they're like, I don't know.

1590
00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:53,000
We're starting to do a lot more like just heisty things and shit like that.

1591
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:55,480
So I guess we need a tech guy.

1592
00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:57,080
Ludicrous, that's your job now.

1593
00:59:57,080 --> 00:59:57,840
And that was it.

1594
00:59:57,840 --> 00:59:59,220
That's they never explained it.

1595
00:59:59,220 --> 01:00:02,880
It's like all of a sudden he just does the technology.

1596
01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:03,680
Seth Green.

1597
01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:04,960
It just does machines.

1598
01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:07,080
Seth Green in

1599
01:00:07,080 --> 01:00:09,560
the Italian job remake is their hacker.

1600
01:00:09,560 --> 01:00:09,800
Right.

1601
01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:14,860
After in the core, that like rat dick looking motherfucker.

1602
01:00:15,100 --> 01:00:16,400
What's his name?

1603
01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:19,400
I think he's got a three name, but

1604
01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:21,960
oh, man, fuck, I can't think of his name.

1605
01:00:21,960 --> 01:00:23,880
But yeah, anyway, the core is incredible.

1606
01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:24,840
We're going to watch that.

1607
01:00:24,840 --> 01:00:25,200
Good.

1608
01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:26,180
Right now.

1609
01:00:26,180 --> 01:00:27,480
Yes.

1610
01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:29,580
With the mics running on the podcast.

1611
01:00:30,940 --> 01:00:32,320
Oh, DJ Qualls.

1612
01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:33,040
Oh, yeah.

1613
01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:34,080
OK, well, yeah.

1614
01:00:34,080 --> 01:00:34,720
Oh, fuck.

1615
01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:36,160
You'll get the second you see his face.

1616
01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:39,820
You'll be like, oh, yeah, it's one of the everybody's one of those.

1617
01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:43,460
So, Nick, where do you put this on the bracket?

1618
01:00:43,460 --> 01:00:45,460
Or the matrix?

1619
01:00:45,460 --> 01:00:46,500
Yeah, in the matrix.

1620
01:00:46,500 --> 01:00:49,700
I also the matrix did have a tech guy, too.

1621
01:00:50,060 --> 01:00:51,240
Oh, yeah, it did.

1622
01:00:51,240 --> 01:00:52,140
Same same vibe.

1623
01:00:52,140 --> 01:00:53,260
Are they all tech guys?

1624
01:00:53,260 --> 01:00:54,100
Well, they all kind of were.

1625
01:00:54,100 --> 01:00:55,680
But there was the one who was like,

1626
01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:57,880
he made the program with the hot girl.

1627
01:00:57,880 --> 01:00:58,980
Oh, you're right.

1628
01:00:58,980 --> 01:00:59,780
Yeah, that guy.

1629
01:00:59,780 --> 01:01:00,780
Because he knows.

1630
01:01:00,780 --> 01:01:01,980
Thank you, Peter.

1631
01:01:01,980 --> 01:01:04,480
And they all. Yeah, they all have the name.

1632
01:01:04,720 --> 01:01:05,480
Same vibe.

1633
01:01:05,480 --> 01:01:07,080
Yeah. Yeah. Hackers.

1634
01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:11,480
You know, I'm I'm pretty on board with Seth.

1635
01:01:11,480 --> 01:01:13,760
Like it's a good movie.

1636
01:01:13,760 --> 01:01:15,520
It's fine.

1637
01:01:15,520 --> 01:01:16,700
It's long.

1638
01:01:16,700 --> 01:01:18,960
It has a lot of unnecessary in it.

1639
01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:21,560
Yeah, I got done talking about the rock.

1640
01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:22,600
Now we're talking about national treasure.

1641
01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:23,740
Yeah.

1642
01:01:23,740 --> 01:01:27,880
Yeah. And Nicholas Cage's performance is fair.

1643
01:01:28,240 --> 01:01:29,380
It's nothing.

1644
01:01:29,380 --> 01:01:32,680
I still think it's ramen noodles without the packet. Yeah.

1645
01:01:33,580 --> 01:01:34,980
Oh, that's brutal.

1646
01:01:34,980 --> 01:01:36,280
That's how I feel about it, man.

1647
01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:38,780
It's just like it's anybody.

1648
01:01:38,780 --> 01:01:40,780
Could be still hot, slippery ones.

1649
01:01:40,780 --> 01:01:43,020
But, you know, they're just unseasoned.

1650
01:01:43,020 --> 01:01:43,920
They're edible.

1651
01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:45,260
They are not salty.

1652
01:01:45,260 --> 01:01:48,560
Yeah, you're not that weird kid like eating a crunched up packet.

1653
01:01:49,620 --> 01:01:51,160
Of dry noodles.

1654
01:01:51,160 --> 01:01:53,540
So it begs the ultimate question, then we can start with Seth.

1655
01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:56,300
What movie advances on?

1656
01:01:56,300 --> 01:01:58,740
It's got to be national treasure.

1657
01:01:58,740 --> 01:02:02,700
For me, I think in in proximity to watching them,

1658
01:02:02,700 --> 01:02:06,840
I didn't know what I was going to say, but after a few days of distance,

1659
01:02:06,840 --> 01:02:09,320
it's got to be national treasure. Nick.

1660
01:02:11,080 --> 01:02:17,360
I I think national treasure is just a more consistent watch.

1661
01:02:17,360 --> 01:02:23,140
So it's more like taking a nap on a couch versus taking a nap in a car.

1662
01:02:23,140 --> 01:02:26,440
When you're driving, I really like that.

1663
01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:27,700
I guess I can.

1664
01:02:27,700 --> 01:02:30,480
I sleep really well while traveling, so that doesn't while you're driving.

1665
01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:33,140
That's very, that's what I'm saying.

1666
01:02:33,140 --> 01:02:35,680
It's like, that's why I have dogs napping on the couch,

1667
01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:38,320
not napping while driving. Oh, while driving.

1668
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:39,920
Yeah, that's a different. Yeah.

1669
01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:41,920
I just felt like you meant like you're, you know, someone's like,

1670
01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:44,220
you're in a car and it's moving. It's mildly uncomfortable.

1671
01:02:44,220 --> 01:02:46,520
If you want to take a nap while I'm driving,

1672
01:02:46,520 --> 01:02:51,360
feel free to try, but you will find things where they did not start.

1673
01:02:51,360 --> 01:02:53,960
I don't I don't blink around you. Yeah.

1674
01:02:54,760 --> 01:02:55,800
For the best.

1675
01:02:57,140 --> 01:03:00,300
Of both these films, I I enjoy national treasure for what it is.

1676
01:03:00,300 --> 01:03:02,300
I have fun with it every time I see it.

1677
01:03:02,300 --> 01:03:04,780
It's over long, but both of these are.

1678
01:03:04,780 --> 01:03:08,740
But I'm not I'm always entertained while I'm watching this movie,

1679
01:03:08,740 --> 01:03:12,680
unlike the rock where I am just like, move the fuck on, move the fuck on,

1680
01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:14,080
move the fuck on. All right.

1681
01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:16,680
Car chase, move the fuck on, move the fuck on, move the fuck on.

1682
01:03:16,680 --> 01:03:18,160
Woody Banter, move the fuck on.

1683
01:03:18,160 --> 01:03:22,360
And this I'm like, I enjoy I enjoy all the pieces of it as I watch it.

1684
01:03:22,360 --> 01:03:24,720
I don't zone out as much. I say national treasure.

1685
01:03:24,720 --> 01:03:28,600
I zone out, but I feel like I zone out on the set.

1686
01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:30,200
I've already voted for national treasure.

1687
01:03:30,200 --> 01:03:32,400
I don't know why I'm shitting on it now, but.

1688
01:03:32,400 --> 01:03:34,900
Change it. Change your vote. Yeah.

1689
01:03:34,900 --> 01:03:36,800
Change it now, Primal.

1690
01:03:37,800 --> 01:03:40,380
Well, that's not an option. It's always an option.

1691
01:03:41,380 --> 01:03:43,240
It's just not going to get me very far.

1692
01:03:43,240 --> 01:03:45,080
I'm torn on this one.

1693
01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:48,080
It's like I'm fine with national treasure going forward,

1694
01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:51,780
but looking back on it after watching these two in my speed run mode,

1695
01:03:52,280 --> 01:03:55,460
after watching the rock, I was like, that sucks.

1696
01:03:55,460 --> 01:03:59,460
And then I watched national treasure on the plane and I was like, this sucks.

1697
01:03:59,460 --> 01:04:02,560
Like, I would. It sucks with emphasis.

1698
01:04:02,560 --> 01:04:05,800
I would like I would prefer to watch

1699
01:04:06,300 --> 01:04:08,260
any viewing of the rock I have going on in the future.

1700
01:04:08,260 --> 01:04:11,800
It's going to be specific scenes or I'm just going to turn it off.

1701
01:04:11,800 --> 01:04:15,340
At a certain point, I'm going to turn it off before it's over.

1702
01:04:15,340 --> 01:04:19,180
National treasure, I can enjoy all the way through.

1703
01:04:19,180 --> 01:04:20,980
Yeah, that's a fair assessment.

1704
01:04:21,480 --> 01:04:27,020
The rock is stronger in specific scenes, but I have no need to watch.

1705
01:04:27,020 --> 01:04:28,760
It has higher highs, but much lower lows.

1706
01:04:28,760 --> 01:04:33,000
I don't need to watch fucking Hummel go steal the fucking green balls.

1707
01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:34,820
Yeah, nice.

1708
01:04:34,820 --> 01:04:36,700
Yeah, or the whole mutiny scene.

1709
01:04:36,700 --> 01:04:37,960
It's like, I don't need this.

1710
01:04:37,960 --> 01:04:39,000
Yeah, none of that.

1711
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:42,440
It's not great. I don't need to see the rocket go over the fucking stadium

1712
01:04:42,440 --> 01:04:44,500
and plop into the water like.

1713
01:04:44,500 --> 01:04:46,940
Or the rocket that gets fired and then turns around.

1714
01:04:46,940 --> 01:04:48,580
Also not necessary. Right.

1715
01:04:48,580 --> 01:04:53,020
I'm only here for rockets that act like real fucking men and take out the Niners.

1716
01:04:53,020 --> 01:04:56,020
Well, what do we got coming up next time, Peter?

1717
01:04:56,020 --> 01:04:58,020
Yeah. So next up, we've got,

1718
01:04:58,020 --> 01:05:02,020
uh, the weatherman and unbearable weight of massive talent

1719
01:05:02,020 --> 01:05:06,500
with a special guest, Darrell Edge of last year's fame.

1720
01:05:06,500 --> 01:05:09,100
Our cage rage. Yeah.

1721
01:05:09,100 --> 01:05:14,300
Cage Rage Buddy, our British pal, our spider hating friend.

1722
01:05:15,240 --> 01:05:16,600
Well, so thank you for being on.

1723
01:05:16,600 --> 01:05:18,540
Yeah, it was an absolute pleasure.

1724
01:05:18,540 --> 01:05:20,100
It was a joy to have here.

1725
01:05:20,100 --> 01:05:22,440
Would you want to plug anything or?

1726
01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:23,640
No, we've got it.

1727
01:05:23,640 --> 01:05:24,880
We've got a nasty movie.

1728
01:05:24,880 --> 01:05:25,880
You like it.

1729
01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:26,880
Yeah.

1730
01:05:26,880 --> 01:05:29,880
You should subscribe to this podcast.

1731
01:05:29,880 --> 01:05:31,880
That's I'm going to plug your show.

1732
01:05:31,880 --> 01:05:33,520
Subscribe to this podcast.

1733
01:05:33,520 --> 01:05:34,520
Leave a comment below.

1734
01:05:34,520 --> 01:05:37,360
Subscribe to this podcast. Leave a review.

1735
01:05:37,360 --> 01:05:38,360
Because I know that helps.

1736
01:05:38,360 --> 01:05:39,760
Fucking comment.

1737
01:05:39,760 --> 01:05:41,460
Find where to comment and comment.

1738
01:05:41,460 --> 01:05:42,860
Yeah, we are on social media.

1739
01:05:42,860 --> 01:05:45,800
Cage match pod or cage underscore match underscore pod.

1740
01:05:46,540 --> 01:05:50,480
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1741
01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:55,040
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1742
01:05:55,040 --> 01:05:57,620
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1743
01:05:57,620 --> 01:05:59,620
Thank you very much, Nathan.

1744
01:05:59,620 --> 01:06:01,080
Thanks for listening, Nathan.

1745
01:06:01,080 --> 01:06:03,080
And thank you for your support. Thanks, buddy.

1746
01:06:03,080 --> 01:06:08,380
You make us sound less shitty and also, I don't know, do sexy dances.

1747
01:06:08,380 --> 01:06:11,220
What do we do? What do we do for patrons?

1748
01:06:11,220 --> 01:06:12,860
Now, they're the cage dancers.

1749
01:06:12,860 --> 01:06:14,000
I mean, they get in the cage.

1750
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:16,860
Usually there's like gifts of me eating hot dogs or something.

1751
01:06:16,900 --> 01:06:17,860
Yeah, that's true.

1752
01:06:17,860 --> 01:06:20,360
And by usually, I mean, once we can do it more.

1753
01:06:20,460 --> 01:06:22,660
We could do any hot dogs.

1754
01:06:22,660 --> 01:06:35,780
Bye bye. Wait.

1755
01:06:36,680 --> 01:06:38,540
But there wouldn't be air in there, right?

1756
01:06:38,540 --> 01:06:39,740
In the butt.

1757
01:06:40,520 --> 01:06:42,520
Isn't it an air based chemical?

1758
01:06:42,560 --> 01:06:44,620
I'm sure there's little bits of air in your butt.

1759
01:06:44,760 --> 01:06:46,920
Your butt's not like airtight.

1760
01:06:46,920 --> 01:06:50,200
I don't know. You're in this, but.

1761
01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:53,700
I think I can infer.

1762
01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:57,760
Have you ever considered

1763
01:06:57,760 --> 01:07:01,780
like how weird it is that people get like fecal transplants?

1764
01:07:02,840 --> 01:07:03,700
Is that a thing?

1765
01:07:03,700 --> 01:07:04,900
Yeah, dude, they put a little bit.

1766
01:07:04,900 --> 01:07:08,280
I heard it was like an experimental like got microbes or something

1767
01:07:08,280 --> 01:07:09,140
that are all bad.

1768
01:07:09,140 --> 01:07:11,580
And so then you put somebody else's poop in your butt.

1769
01:07:12,020 --> 01:07:13,740
I don't know. I think it's I think it's fine.

1770
01:07:13,740 --> 01:07:14,520
I think you could.

1771
01:07:14,520 --> 01:07:15,960
That sounds like good science to me.

1772
01:07:15,960 --> 01:07:18,320
Yeah. You can't tell me that you don't think there's anybody

1773
01:07:18,320 --> 01:07:20,160
with better microbes than you.

1774
01:07:20,160 --> 01:07:23,520
Oh, I've seen my poop and I know what it's all about.

1775
01:07:23,520 --> 01:07:25,120
It's not good. Right.

1776
01:07:25,120 --> 01:07:28,400
This is not this is not like on the chart where it's like one through seven

1777
01:07:28,400 --> 01:07:30,000
and you're number four.

1778
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:32,760
If you had to choose somebody's poop to put in you,

1779
01:07:32,760 --> 01:07:34,260
like what kind of poop would you take?

1780
01:07:34,260 --> 01:07:37,840
And I don't mean like a specific person unless you have a specific person in mind.

1781
01:07:38,440 --> 01:07:41,280
My boss listens to this podcast.

1782
01:07:41,280 --> 01:07:44,920
So are you not choosing your boss or are you choosing your boss?

1783
01:07:44,920 --> 01:07:46,920
It's an interesting question because you don't.

1784
01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:48,380
I mean, for my lifestyle,

1785
01:07:48,380 --> 01:07:52,460
I wouldn't want someone who's just like living the best clean, living vegan life.

1786
01:07:52,460 --> 01:07:54,060
Right. Yeah. I don't think I can take a burger.

1787
01:07:54,060 --> 01:07:57,760
And it's no I would want someone who just eats anything.

1788
01:07:58,060 --> 01:08:00,720
And it's fine all the time and doesn't have any weird allergies.

1789
01:08:01,100 --> 01:08:02,260
Right. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

1790
01:08:02,260 --> 01:08:05,700
I want like a 23 year old college male.

1791
01:08:05,740 --> 01:08:08,700
Yes, exactly. Because he can live through anything.

1792
01:08:08,800 --> 01:08:11,800
Like I've got a friend who, like when I was in college and I was like,

1793
01:08:11,800 --> 01:08:14,440
I have heartburn from their free pizza at the reception.

1794
01:08:14,440 --> 01:08:15,500
Oh, fuck them. Yeah.

1795
01:08:15,500 --> 01:08:16,600
Like he was like, Oh, I'm fine.

1796
01:08:16,600 --> 01:08:18,040
I'm like, I want that poop.

1797
01:08:18,040 --> 01:08:20,340
Yeah. You know, God, in my youth,

1798
01:08:20,340 --> 01:08:24,720
I could eat any roller food and feel like just good all the time.

1799
01:08:24,760 --> 01:08:26,180
I still have ever been that guy.

1800
01:08:26,180 --> 01:08:27,660
I still haven't gotten to a point.

1801
01:08:27,660 --> 01:08:29,120
It's a different, different breed.

1802
01:08:29,120 --> 01:08:30,420
I love roller food.

1803
01:08:30,420 --> 01:08:34,760
I still haven't gotten to a point where like food, like food I love and like in

1804
01:08:35,220 --> 01:08:37,300
upsetting amounts really affects me yet.

1805
01:08:38,060 --> 01:08:39,760
I think I might be a highlander.

1806
01:08:39,760 --> 01:08:41,540
Maybe, maybe, but there can only be one.

1807
01:08:41,540 --> 01:08:44,300
Correct. Eventually. Yeah.

1808
01:08:45,940 --> 01:08:47,440
You know what you should do?

1809
01:08:47,440 --> 01:08:49,680
Put some highlander poop in your butt.

1810
01:08:49,680 --> 01:08:51,040
Oh, good answer.

1811
01:08:51,040 --> 01:08:53,480
Yeah. Like, why are we not saying immortals poop?

1812
01:08:53,480 --> 01:08:54,420
That's the answer.

1813
01:08:54,420 --> 01:08:56,280
Yeah. Give me a demigod.

1814
01:08:56,280 --> 01:08:58,420
Why not? I want Zeus's poop.

1815
01:08:58,660 --> 01:09:01,920
Hmm. I've been listening to a lot of Moana with Cora lately.

1816
01:09:01,920 --> 01:09:04,000
So, yeah, give me Maui.

1817
01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:05,760
That's some good poop. Yeah.

1818
01:09:05,760 --> 01:09:08,700
Strong poop. Island poop. Yeah.

1819
01:09:11,160 --> 01:09:13,660
Well, they were going for they were going to Oakland,

1820
01:09:13,660 --> 01:09:15,500
so they wouldn't have taken up the matters.

1821
01:09:15,500 --> 01:09:18,240
That was not we talked about this last time.

1822
01:09:18,240 --> 01:09:19,900
We don't have to flu.

1823
01:09:19,900 --> 01:09:20,840
No.

1824
01:09:21,880 --> 01:09:25,980
This Super Bowl aside, there is absolutely no situation

1825
01:09:25,980 --> 01:09:29,080
where you've got a Raiders stadium that full of red.

1826
01:09:29,480 --> 01:09:33,680
That was Candlestick or Levi or whatever the fuck stadium.

1827
01:09:33,680 --> 01:09:35,020
It wouldn't be.

1828
01:09:35,020 --> 01:09:38,160
It said they did say they did say, oh, no.

1829
01:09:38,760 --> 01:09:41,760
Yeah, it may have been going there, but it was.

1830
01:09:41,760 --> 01:09:43,020
It was not going to Oakland.

1831
01:09:43,020 --> 01:09:45,860
That was not OKO.

1832
01:09:47,160 --> 01:09:47,560
How could I?

1833
01:09:47,560 --> 01:09:50,400
I don't know why I'm so upset about this, but you're wrong either.

1834
01:09:50,440 --> 01:09:52,600
It's just you're fucking wrong. I'm not.

1835
01:09:55,100 --> 01:09:56,440
Get your fucking hand off that.

1836
01:09:56,440 --> 01:09:57,400
That's a mute button.

1837
01:09:57,400 --> 01:09:58,740
We're on the board now.

1838
01:09:58,740 --> 01:10:01,780
Get out of here, you fuckers, fucking maniacs.

1839
01:10:02,540 --> 01:10:04,740
You know what? Fuck that.

1840
01:10:04,740 --> 01:10:06,980
The Rock. I'm voting for the Rock now.

1841
01:10:06,980 --> 01:10:08,720
Here. Oh, protest.

1842
01:10:08,720 --> 01:10:11,080
All right. We're voting for the Rock.

1843
01:10:11,080 --> 01:10:12,980
What? That's two votes for the Rock.

1844
01:10:12,980 --> 01:10:15,120
Fuck you. Rock wins. Sorry, Sean.

1845
01:10:15,120 --> 01:10:16,560
This is unbelievable.

1846
01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:18,200
It's a travesty.

1847
01:10:18,200 --> 01:10:20,200
I disagree. Fucking come at me.

1848
01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:48,200
Wait, is this is this a bit?