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Oh, God. Oh, my God.

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Real quick about

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how tall do we think this guy is?

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Oh, because it's going to grow.

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I would say that's like one point seven five inches.

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Oh, my goodness. You're a ruler.

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Yeah, but I don't want to go all the way back to my one point seven five seems good.

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All right. Something like that.

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Well, we'll call it there.

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All right. All right. Let me say that.

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I don't think that that container is going to be able to contain the stress.

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Sasquatch can anything contain the Sasquatch? No.

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I would give it four centimeters.

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Hmm. Going European.

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Now I have to get a rule.

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Yeah, now we're going to find out.

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Now we're we need the truth.

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All right. What was the measurement?

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Just a hair over two inches.

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Oh, OK.

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OK. So five point something centimeters.

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I think we both won because we didn't go over.

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Yeah. Price is right. Rules.

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We win.

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Also, I do want to warn you guys that literally I wasn't joking

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that I'm the worst person to do this because I don't know anything about movies.

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Neither do I. That's not the point. Oh, great.

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Oh, yeah. No, no. That's why we're not film critics.

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That's why we're not like finding the critically best Nicholas Cage movie.

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This is that would be too easy.

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Like we could just Google that. Right.

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And it would be.

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I think Las Vegas.

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That's what I was going to say.

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Just because that's the serious.

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Well, it's the one you got an Oscar for. Right.

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So critically, that's got to be the best.

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What was his Oscar nomination for for adaptation?

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Was it best actor, best supporting actor?

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That's a good question, actually. OK, good.

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I feel like I'm on my level because these are all the questions

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I could never answer, but you guys can play the twins.

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He played twins in that movie.

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So I think it was both two nominations. Yeah. Right.

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It should. Well, because I'm moving one like almost everything

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except for best actor.

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I thought it was nominated for writing.

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It definitely was nominated for it as well. Oh, did he?

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OK. Oh, and we can Google stuff. Oh, yeah.

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Oh, yeah, because we edit the shit out of it.

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So any time you got to look something up, maybe I should get my phone.

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So I have to Google everything. Yeah, go for it.

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OK. Not going to hurt our feelings.

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I don't bother Googling it anymore because I'm just going to lie.

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Yeah. Just do it off the dome. Make it up. Yeah.

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Yeah, absolutely. This podcast, you can do anything.

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It's you know, there's a world of freedom in not respecting your audience.

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Yeah. That just opens up.

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And I feel that way. It shows.

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So Chris Cooper got the nomination for best supporting role

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and Nick is best actor in a leading role.

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I think it should have been Donald was the better character.

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Yeah, I agree with that.

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I got shot. You seen that?

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That fucked up.

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No, I didn't even know that was a movie.

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This is a level that you're working with here.

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But what's it? Do you want to summarize it briefly?

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Just Nick Cage plays Charlie Kaufman, real life writer

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Charlie Kaufman in a movie written by Charlie Kaufman

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about him not writing a movie about plants.

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Yeah. Yeah. He's trying to adapt a book

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that doesn't have like a plot into a film.

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And he's struggling to do that because obviously there's

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challenges involved in writing something that doesn't have plot

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because it's about plants and he struggles.

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But then he's got this fictional twin brother

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who decides that he wants to get into film writing.

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And he basically starts writing like Michael Bay movies and becomes popular.

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And Charlie Kaufman just gets more neurotic about it.

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But the best like this movie, the best part about it is real life.

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Charlie Kaufman was supposed to write a book about plants

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or write a movie about plants and instead wrote this movie

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about not being able to write a movie about plants and turn that in.

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And it's got made.

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Weirdly meta. It's the same guy who made Being John Malkovich.

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Oh, yeah. So it's got that kind of level.

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Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.

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OK, I'm going to watch that one next.

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Yeah. All right.

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Two and a half, two and a hair and Sasquatch going into the water.

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Start the timer.

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Boy, that was anti-climactic.

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I do the timer. It's moist.

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No, it's fine.

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OK. Also, we surprise later.

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I saw I saw Horn earlier and he was like,

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I don't listen to your podcast anymore because I hate that you didn't make

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adaptation go forward.

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I was like, dude, that was episode two. Yeah.

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Oh, you really dug in.

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We're on episode like 41 right now.

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Yeah, this is a thing we're doing.

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Give it another listen.

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I'm sorry we lost out on you, Nick.

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Yeah, I want that viewership.

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It's probably made a lot of people angry is what I'm guessing.

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Oh, absolutely. Oh, we have.

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I mean, we realize that you could see them are here.

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The majority I thought it was like you're going to do them all.

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And then we've been doing this for well over a year.

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Oh, yeah. OK.

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So I've missed the boat on that, too.

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But I'm going to go back.

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I'm going to listen to every single one.

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Don't start starting at like episode seven.

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I'd say seven, eight.

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We kind of hit a little bit of a stride

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and figure out that we're not good at reviewing movies.

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The same day we had to switch into Hayden's room.

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Peter just yelled at us.

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Yeah, I became dead that day.

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I was just I had no patience for the two movies and it was just a nonsense day.

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So did that explosion make the cut like the edit cut?

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No, no.

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But I have the raw audio for a new $15 tier.

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I'm going to hear me be a dick.

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Listen to Peter Dressus down. Yeah.

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Before we get going, I do have a couple of Christmas gifts.

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Oh, that one's for Peter.

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Thank you.

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So sweet.

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Oh, also, happy New Year.

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Happy New Year.

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Oh, yeah, it's the first.

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I didn't bring you guys any presents.

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I didn't bring you anything either,

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but you're welcome to share this coffee with me.

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It's opened and I've drank three quarters of it.

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I'd love to. OK.

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Thank you.

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Oh, I think I just tried that and it's delicious.

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Thank you. Yeah.

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I also got a a sign machine.

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So here is a shock sign.

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Here's a female side.

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Wow.

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I figure these are things that you guys can use

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ongoing in your friendships.

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End of the world, say is good.

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Oh, what are we going to do?

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I got an instant audience.

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So here's applause.

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You're going to use that one a lot, aren't you?

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Yeah. Wow.

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You shouldn't have given this to me at the beginning of the plot.

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I know now we have too much weird power.

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This isn't my problem.

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This is Peter's problem.

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Peter's going to have to edit all of this out.

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Oh, damn it, Nick.

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Oh, you know, I mean, use your sign machine for that.

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I put it on the floor already.

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Now, speaking of things you guys are tired of, welcome back to Cage

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Match, going around about way of meeting Nicholas Cage.

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I'm your host, Sean, here with my co-host Nick and Nick

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and our producer Peter. Hello.

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And we have a special guest today, Alex Guy. Hello.

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Welcome to Cage Match. Thank you.

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We take 64 Nicholas Cage movies and figure out what

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the most like Nicholas Cage movie is by as decided by us. Yeah.

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Yeah. And people on the Internet kind of think that we're OK.

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Hey, yeah, that's a good line.

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There are dozens of us.

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Yeah, that's about the right number.

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So, Alex, why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself?

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Just in general.

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And then what is your relationship with Nick Cage up to this point?

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OK, I'm Alex Guy.

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I am from Seattle, which is weird.

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I'm a musician and I play violin and viola and piano.

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And I tour around a lot.

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But my secret, an ideal dream job when I was growing up

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were either being a librarian or a comedian.

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This is my first shot at doing anything funny.

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So I'm very, very excited.

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I'm expecting to fail pretty badly, but I feel like that will build characters.

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So I'm ready for that.

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And OK, let's see.

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My relationship with Nicholas Cage is, I think, more or less nonexistent.

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Like I could have picked him out of the lineup or if he walked down the street,

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especially if he was dressed as one of the characters of the very few movies

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I've seen him in, I could probably recognize him.

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But pretty much none.

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So this was kind of fun to just get to know him a little bit

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in two weird semi slapstick contexts.

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Oh, and these are good films, too. These are.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah.

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I mean, Raising Arizona and Peggy Sue got married.

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People have fond memories about these films.

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I would love to meet the person who doesn't have fond memories of them.

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Like, well, I was just thinking about it.

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It's like, oh, what would non fond memories like who was getting like

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just beat up in the back of like a sizzler

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while Peggy Sue got married was on the TV?

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It's like, that's a terrible story.

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You don't want to remember that.

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It would be the soundtrack to Raising Arizona.

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The.

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I don't know. My sister,

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when I said we were watching this the first time, she was very like,

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that voice.

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So people are just voice people are strong.

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Oh, yeah. Nicholas Cage's voice in this film.

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So I assume we're talking about Peggy Sue got married.

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Sure. Yeah.

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Started out. Yeah.

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OK, I would say I totally agree with the voice because I again,

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I wasn't familiar with Nick Cage too much.

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But when I saw him in Raising Arizona, I was like, oh, my God,

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I like this guy so much more.

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Like he drove me crazy and Peggy Sue got married, to be quite honest.

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Just a quick summarization.

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The Peggy Sue got married Peggy Sue in the midst of

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going through a divorce, goes to her 25th anniversary,

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like high school reunion has kind of a

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a mental breakdown when Nicholas Cage, her husband shows up

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and so she faints, then goes back in time

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and to when she was a kid and enjoys all the things she didn't get to enjoy

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because she was in this relationship.

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But then in the end decides, however, to move forward.

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And maybe things change, maybe they don't change.

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And maybe she changed the past.

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But obviously not significantly.

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Oh, yeah. Was there any? OK.

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Like, so one of the things is that Nick Cage in high school wants to be a musician.

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But you know, from the beginning of the movie that he's like a failed musician.

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Yeah, essentially.

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But then did any of was any of that even any different?

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Like, do you guys remember?

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The one thing they have is the poet kid,

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not Dedric Bader, not Dedric Bader, but looks a lot like a young Dedric Bader.

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Yeah, he sure does.

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He like what's he dedicated, dedicated like in the forward or well,

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not the forward, the dedication.

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He dedicates the book to her, even though in high school,

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originally they never interacted. Right. OK.

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I think there were a lot of things that ended up getting cut out of a longer

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version of this movie.

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Like there was the woman who is at the reunion in a wheelchair.

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And it's like, oh, Barbara or whatever.

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And that was supposed to be a whole story arc and it never gets played out.

254
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Well, there's context.

255
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There's the scene where like the guy's driving

256
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and the girl's making out with them while they're driving.

257
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And that's when they see Peggy Sue with not Dedric Bader.

258
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And I'm like, this is this is when she gets put in the wheelchair.

259
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But it's it wasn't the same woman.

260
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Now, technically, it could have been that moment when they run her over.

261
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Just a little hit and a little light hit and run in the 50s between friends.

262
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What's the big deal?

263
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I think you sweep that under the rug in the 50s, usually.

264
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Well, if your family's wealthy in town, then just easily dismissed.

265
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When first thing you do when you go back in time is we've learned

266
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through any time travel movies, you get drunk.

267
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Oh, yeah. With your parents.

268
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Boldly. But then, yeah, the parents were all like you were drinking.

269
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And what's the 50s?

270
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Yeah, probably fine.

271
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Like, it wouldn't be very proper of her.

272
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She's a senior in high school.

273
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She might be 18.

274
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I'm pretty sure that was the drinking age at that point, wasn't it?

275
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What did the drinking age change?

276
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No, it would have been 18 at that point.

277
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Probably. So they probably were because they go to that bar

278
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or the club at one point.

279
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She and not Dedric Bader.

280
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Oh, and she gets served a drink.

281
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Yeah, right. Yeah.

282
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And they leave the trick, Bader, a whole bottle, a whole bottle.

283
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Yeah. Don't take it with them.

284
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Those idiots.

285
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That's very spaghetti Western.

286
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Because the first person, the first woman ever

287
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touches his throbbing thrill hammer is still in love with her ex boyfriend.

288
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Do you think she was his first? Probably.

289
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He kind of acted like he was real epic and dramatic about it.

290
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He was very much like, you're going to move with me to Utah and pull polygamy is legal.

291
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Race chickens. That's right.

292
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Yeah, chickens. That was a weird, weird reach.

293
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Weird reach, dude.

294
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It was a strange decision.

295
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I don't from a film standpoint, it's like that's a fucking curveball.

296
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I wasn't expecting.

297
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I mean, I still find it so upsetting that you're a woman in your mid 40s

298
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fully on board and in love with the 17 year old's poetry.

299
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Now hold on. I have to sleep with them.

300
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Let's let me. OK, wait.

301
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That poetry was sick.

302
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Yeah, that's really powerful.

303
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Like I could get I could get by with like, OK, it's with Nick Cage,

304
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because that's your ex husband.

305
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You did like have 20 out of years together.

306
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You slept with him already. That's fine.

307
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But now you're in love with the 17 year old poet.

308
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Here's a question that I've got that's going to make us think.

309
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Maybe not much and maybe not very deeply.

310
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Are you guys ready for thinking?

311
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I'm ready for the thing.

312
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So if you go back in time, say you're like 40 years old or something,

313
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you go back in time to like when you're 20, we'll say 20, 21.

314
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Twenty one's a great time to go back in time to.

315
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And you are at a bar and like, say you're going to hook up with somebody.

316
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Is it weird and creepy because mentally you're like 40?

317
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But like your body is 20, you went back in time.

318
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What what are the time travelers laws

319
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regarding like half your age plus seven or whatever?

320
00:13:54,660 --> 00:13:55,860
That is a great question.

321
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I think the laws are out the window, but it's personal preference.

322
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So you should answer for yourself.

323
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What would you do? Ask the time cops.

324
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Yeah.

325
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Fuck the time cops.

326
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I don't know. I got nothing for that.

327
00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:08,600
Now, I'm not going to put myself out there on this one.

328
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I might have a real problematic opinion on this.

329
00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:13,500
I don't know. I mean,

330
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like, but stuff only, I guess.

331
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I was going to say foot stuff only.

332
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,600
Oh, yeah, that's fair.

333
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Two loopholes.

334
00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:23,640
It's fine. At 21, you're at a bar.

335
00:14:23,980 --> 00:14:27,360
It just in terms of like consent age, still weird.

336
00:14:28,180 --> 00:14:31,420
I think it's more a mental thing, but just the fact that they're young.

337
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Deirdre Fader is a consenting adult in this movie.

338
00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:36,560
Yeah, he was 18.

339
00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:38,720
Oh, yeah, that's true.

340
00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:41,900
Also, she had like she'd had such a fantasy about him for so long,

341
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and she had just seen him.

342
00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,640
No, she's just seen the picture in the union.

343
00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:46,760
Oh, and those track shorts.

344
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:50,680
Yes. It is like startling eyes, which also he didn't do anything athletic

345
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in the actual. No, he's the worst runner lately.

346
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But I could see why.

347
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I mean, personally, for me, I think that if I went back, I just

348
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I'm not actually attracted to people in their early 20s anymore

349
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because I am a person in their mid 40s.

350
00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:06,880
Well, that's not why it's just sort of naturally happened.

351
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So I doubt I would probably go for some older person

352
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and they would think that they were hooking up with a young person.

353
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Little did they know they would be hooking up with a middle aged person

354
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like a honeypot situation.

355
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:20,340
Totally. So that's probably what I would do.

356
00:15:20,340 --> 00:15:23,740
I do like this idea of sleeping with older people going back in time,

357
00:15:23,980 --> 00:15:26,940
but more in terms of like weaponizing that

358
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because you could start taking out people you don't like

359
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:34,960
once they're nice and old and sleep with you by fucking them to death.

360
00:15:34,980 --> 00:15:35,960
Right. Yeah.

361
00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:39,320
Well, you've got all this like youthful energy and you can harness it

362
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with your like old person mentality and give them heart attacks.

363
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:45,660
Wow. OK.

364
00:15:45,660 --> 00:15:47,160
You're trying to get the will. You're a black widow.

365
00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:48,960
The perfect crime. Wow.

366
00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:52,600
All right. This really motivates motivates me to want to build a time machine.

367
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So thanks for that.

368
00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:55,240
No, I really like Peggy.

369
00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:58,380
So you got married. I can't remember if I said this last time,

370
00:15:58,380 --> 00:16:00,420
but this is kind of a reverse big.

371
00:16:00,420 --> 00:16:01,880
Yeah, a little bit.

372
00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:05,460
I do like how they get over the whole like in this era of filmmaking,

373
00:16:05,460 --> 00:16:09,380
all teenagers just look 30 by just not having teenagers in this movie.

374
00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:10,960
Totally. Yeah.

375
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:13,900
Oh, one thing that was weird, I was looking at ages of people

376
00:16:13,900 --> 00:16:17,300
and Nick Cage when he filmed this was 22, I think.

377
00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:22,240
And Helen Hunt, who plays his future daughter, was 24.

378
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:25,540
It's like weird, but that makes sense in terms of.

379
00:16:25,540 --> 00:16:28,180
No, I mean, it's all fine, but it's just still strange.

380
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Just like teenager thing, because she's also playing like a 15 year old or something.

381
00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:34,220
No, she was just their first kid, wasn't she?

382
00:16:34,220 --> 00:16:38,080
She'd be because they got Peggy Sue got pregnant at 18.

383
00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:42,060
And then what reunion was it? 25th. All right.

384
00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:45,520
So that's perfect. Yeah. All right.

385
00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:47,760
How about Sophia Coppola? Let's come back to that.

386
00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:52,440
Oh, so rough teenagers are weird.

387
00:16:53,660 --> 00:16:55,200
Oh, she played the little sister.

388
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:57,400
I totally miss that. Wow. OK.

389
00:16:57,400 --> 00:17:00,940
I have an assumption that like most of Peggy Sue's family died

390
00:17:00,940 --> 00:17:03,320
in a horrible bus crash at some point. Oh.

391
00:17:03,340 --> 00:17:07,520
Driven by Sophia. Maybe because she's just so like

392
00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:10,660
when she sees her sister, she's like so overwhelmed.

393
00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:13,080
She hasn't seen her sister in years. So I'm assuming she's dead.

394
00:17:13,220 --> 00:17:15,260
Or they're just estranged because that was the other.

395
00:17:15,260 --> 00:17:18,260
I was wondering that, too. Is she dead or is it just that they don't talk at all

396
00:17:18,260 --> 00:17:20,760
anymore? I mean, I wouldn't want to talk to that.

397
00:17:21,060 --> 00:17:23,940
Right. I mean, it's understandable.

398
00:17:23,940 --> 00:17:26,240
We talked about it a bit, but Nicholas Cage's

399
00:17:27,060 --> 00:17:29,740
vocal affectations in this film. Good God.

400
00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:32,300
It's so good. I love his voice.

401
00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:35,840
I love a Nicholas Cage voice after G Force.

402
00:17:36,140 --> 00:17:37,780
It's now I get it.

403
00:17:37,780 --> 00:17:40,440
I'm 100 percent on board with this voice.

404
00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:42,480
Yeah, that was one of the big things, Alex.

405
00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:46,460
I don't know if you knew this, but this was directed by his uncle.

406
00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:51,820
And he kind of came to set and just started talking in that voice.

407
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:55,000
And everyone was like, fuck that, stop it.

408
00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:57,840
And then he was like, nope, not gonna.

409
00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:01,200
And the uncle tried to get him to stop and he did not.

410
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:04,140
Yeah. Wow. So was he already famous at that point?

411
00:18:04,140 --> 00:18:07,640
No. Oh, so he's just kind of like a surly badass.

412
00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:12,200
Yeah. I mean, it's a weird flex to be like, oh, Peggy Sue.

413
00:18:12,940 --> 00:18:16,080
I mean, OK, so they had just had to live with it.

414
00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:19,480
Yeah, I could see. Here's what here's how I took it.

415
00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:22,280
I did not know that. But and it was so weird and annoying.

416
00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:25,920
But then I also thought, OK, he's trying to be an artist, right?

417
00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:27,180
He's trying to be a musician.

418
00:18:27,180 --> 00:18:31,460
He's a teenage boy and he's

419
00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:33,820
kind of a big fish in a small pond in some ways.

420
00:18:33,820 --> 00:18:38,220
And I could actually see some dorky teenage boy doing that on purpose

421
00:18:38,220 --> 00:18:41,080
to just like try it out and be different and be interesting or whatever.

422
00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:43,860
So it could kind of work in that context, maybe.

423
00:18:44,860 --> 00:18:46,820
I don't know why I'm defending it because I found it super annoying.

424
00:18:46,820 --> 00:18:50,800
I kind of read it because he commits heart to any role he plays.

425
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:54,800
And I was like, he's supposed to be this big deal,

426
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:57,640
but never goes on, goes on to just media awkward.

427
00:18:57,640 --> 00:19:00,700
He goes on to being a crazy Charlie, crazy Charlie.

428
00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:04,960
Right. So just like. Is he just trying to play up that

429
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:07,960
he's actually just kind of a dorky kid, like refers to himself as Mr.

430
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:10,740
Entertainment. Oh, when he aspect, he says like,

431
00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:13,040
do you think people still like me if I'm no longer Mr.

432
00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:15,740
Entertainment? I was like, do people like him to begin with?

433
00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:19,380
All I can think is like, people probably like you more if you stop calling yourself

434
00:19:19,380 --> 00:19:20,980
that. Right. I don't know.

435
00:19:20,980 --> 00:19:25,280
I've never stopped calling myself names like Nikki Showbiz.

436
00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:30,820
And I haven't been involved in that in forever.

437
00:19:30,820 --> 00:19:32,860
Nikki Showbiz. Yeah, that's you.

438
00:19:32,860 --> 00:19:35,260
Let's do two Z's. Two Z's.

439
00:19:35,260 --> 00:19:36,900
Oh, nice biz.

440
00:19:36,900 --> 00:19:39,700
So do we want to talk about the attempted murder in the room?

441
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,640
Yeah, that scene is so weird.

442
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:45,040
I still do not understand it.

443
00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:49,340
So it's that scene where he's sneaking into her room at night and like.

444
00:19:49,580 --> 00:19:51,780
The pillow. Yeah. Yeah.

445
00:19:51,780 --> 00:19:53,920
So first, the creepy fingers.

446
00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:56,820
Again, that had to be something he just did and they couldn't get him to stop.

447
00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:58,680
Yeah, it makes no sense in the movie.

448
00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:02,020
I'm assuming when he's lit and he sees the shadow, he's just like

449
00:20:02,020 --> 00:20:04,500
because he's always wanted to play Dracula.

450
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,560
So that was him trying to do a nose for a rock tooth thing.

451
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:09,200
For sure. Poorly.

452
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:13,760
I think the character also like Charlie just has such a love for like

453
00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:17,380
melodrama and those.

454
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:21,900
I'm not super well versed in the entertainment of the 50s, but

455
00:20:21,900 --> 00:20:24,640
or this was 1960, but 50s and 60s.

456
00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:30,600
I imagine that the acting was much larger in that time.

457
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:34,780
And so he probably had a real melodramatic flair being Mr.

458
00:20:34,780 --> 00:20:37,120
Entertainment and all there.

459
00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:39,140
That's what I would have done.

460
00:20:39,140 --> 00:20:41,080
But why did he try and murder her?

461
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:44,020
Because she slept with a homeboy.

462
00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:46,980
I mean, he just thought about it.

463
00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:49,260
Right. Like he didn't actually press the pillow on her face.

464
00:20:49,260 --> 00:20:50,260
She woke up.

465
00:20:50,260 --> 00:20:52,420
Oh, well, OK, I wasn't totally sure on that.

466
00:20:52,420 --> 00:20:55,360
If he kind of like put the pillow aside and then because she was sort of talking

467
00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:57,760
in her sleep and yeah, that was weird.

468
00:20:57,760 --> 00:20:59,560
And then he was like, let's go to the basement.

469
00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:01,540
And I was like, oh, he's actually going to kill her.

470
00:21:01,540 --> 00:21:03,140
Don't go to a second location.

471
00:21:03,140 --> 00:21:06,500
Why? She's like, OK, just walks down there with him.

472
00:21:06,540 --> 00:21:09,240
Yeah, that was that was strange.

473
00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:12,420
Were there any other attempted murders in the movie or is that just the one?

474
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:14,540
I think that was the only one.

475
00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:17,360
And whatever happened to the lady in the wheelchair? Yeah.

476
00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:22,860
Well, you Nick looked up that the woman that Charlie cheats on Peggy Sue

477
00:21:22,860 --> 00:21:25,760
with is credited in the film, but her scene got. Oh, yeah.

478
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:28,100
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

479
00:21:28,100 --> 00:21:31,540
It was only his own dammit was only ever only ever in two other films.

480
00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:32,740
The actress. Yeah.

481
00:21:32,740 --> 00:21:35,500
But then she directed a few things, but not much. Yeah.

482
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:39,700
Yeah. So she has a credited role, but her scenes were cut is what it was.

483
00:21:39,740 --> 00:21:40,900
Dang. So weird.

484
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:43,080
That's her name still does show up in the credits. Yeah.

485
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:47,180
Can you imagine the like director's cut or the uncut version of this movie?

486
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,440
It's so many cyborgs.

487
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:50,420
It's pretty fucking long.

488
00:21:50,420 --> 00:21:53,080
And I cannot imagine what they really would have put in there

489
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:55,320
that would have made it better.

490
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:57,780
I mean, this is what an hour 40 hour 40.

491
00:21:57,780 --> 00:21:59,280
Yeah, it feels like a strong.

492
00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:01,460
It does feel like it did.

493
00:22:01,460 --> 00:22:05,360
I felt like I was doing homework when I mean, I'm going to reveal my opinion.

494
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:06,260
Wait, is it too soon?

495
00:22:06,260 --> 00:22:07,320
Oh, that's fine. No, you can say it.

496
00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:10,560
And I just like, OK, I just feel like there's no contest

497
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:12,960
because this movie felt like doing homework.

498
00:22:13,940 --> 00:22:15,500
I was like, OK, I agreed to do this.

499
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:16,900
I have to get through this film.

500
00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:19,340
But I was like and I didn't do I was going to like fold laundry.

501
00:22:19,340 --> 00:22:20,480
I was like, just watch the movie.

502
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:24,420
But I just feel like, OK, so one of the things is that

503
00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:28,120
what's the name of the person who plays Peggy Sue? Kathleen Turner.

504
00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:30,020
Thank you. OK. Who I love.

505
00:22:30,020 --> 00:22:31,220
Don't look to me for names.

506
00:22:31,220 --> 00:22:33,120
That is definitely not my thing.

507
00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:34,760
Like no names. Yeah.

508
00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:36,600
Nicky showed us no names.

509
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:38,220
I'm glad you wrote your name down.

510
00:22:38,220 --> 00:22:40,700
So I did come back to that every week.

511
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,800
Well, I was just going to say that, like

512
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,600
multiple things I loved about Raising Arizona.

513
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:49,500
But the contrast for me of how Raising Arizona was so fucking funny,

514
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:51,800
but also had a lot of emotion behind it.

515
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:55,140
And I felt like Peggy Sue was just like kind of slapstick fake.

516
00:22:55,140 --> 00:22:57,980
Like there was no real it's sort of funny.

517
00:22:57,980 --> 00:23:00,480
But then it's also like there was nothing to grab on to of like

518
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,720
actually caring about people or like empathizing.

519
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:05,880
Whereas Raising Arizona was like everything like in a very explosive way.

520
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:09,920
Like so I kind of was missing that in the movie for a little gray.

521
00:23:10,260 --> 00:23:14,500
But the other thing is that the way that she acts like when she's in her teenage

522
00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:18,140
body, I think she's trying to be sort of like extra exuberant

523
00:23:18,140 --> 00:23:20,500
and like really like girlish.

524
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:24,200
But she was already acting that way from like the first moment of the film.

525
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:27,400
And I was like, yeah, she's so like wishy washy,

526
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,840
like putting the dress on and stuff in the beginning, like,

527
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,080
oh, maybe I shouldn't do this.

528
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:33,080
Oh, this is foolish. I shouldn't.

529
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:34,520
Yeah. It could just be her deal.

530
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:37,480
But I was also like it would have been interesting if there was like more of a switch

531
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:40,260
when she actually went from one time to the other or something.

532
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:43,260
Yeah, I think Charlie really fucked with her head.

533
00:23:44,060 --> 00:23:46,020
Yeah. In their marriage.

534
00:23:46,020 --> 00:23:47,920
She seems very neurotic.

535
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:49,500
OK, so I should have more sympathy for her.

536
00:23:49,500 --> 00:23:51,040
No, you don't have to have sympathy for her.

537
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:53,400
I don't have sympathy for her. Yeah.

538
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:54,540
I will say, oh, my God.

539
00:23:54,540 --> 00:23:56,940
Sorry, I got to talk about her distraught face.

540
00:23:56,940 --> 00:23:59,000
I was just about to ask you about her distraught face.

541
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:04,240
Everything's so hard.

542
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:08,380
Oh, this is a time where I really wish that everyone could see next

543
00:24:08,380 --> 00:24:11,080
day, which very rarely one more.

544
00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:13,560
That's pretty good.

545
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:16,860
That's very true to life, actually.

546
00:24:16,860 --> 00:24:19,360
For the patrons. Yeah, good.

547
00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:21,360
You lucky people who give us money.

548
00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:24,360
You get to see Nick's face.

549
00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:26,640
You guys don't reveal our emails or anything, right?

550
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:29,240
Because I'm sure there's people who love this movie that currently hate me.

551
00:24:29,340 --> 00:24:30,880
Oh, no, no. OK.

552
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:33,700
Of the 12 or however many people are listening, it's like, oh,

553
00:24:33,700 --> 00:24:35,380
it's at least 13. OK.

554
00:24:35,380 --> 00:24:37,380
There's got to be at least two who are going to track me down.

555
00:24:38,780 --> 00:24:41,220
You had seen this movie before, though, Alex, correct?

556
00:24:41,420 --> 00:24:42,380
Yeah, I think so.

557
00:24:42,380 --> 00:24:45,120
I think I saw it when I was maybe

558
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:49,260
maybe a teenager or maybe I just saw part of it on accident at some point.

559
00:24:49,260 --> 00:24:51,820
Like, I didn't have a memory of the whole thing, but definitely

560
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:54,360
I had images in my head, so I'm sure I saw it some.

561
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:58,200
What is your opinion of Nicolas Cage's singing?

562
00:24:58,860 --> 00:25:02,000
Oh, I thought he sounded good.

563
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,580
Am I? I could be.

564
00:25:03,580 --> 00:25:06,580
I mean, I wasn't like really listening like to listen for that,

565
00:25:06,580 --> 00:25:08,580
but I like I feel like he sounded good.

566
00:25:08,580 --> 00:25:12,680
So he does give you two different, yeah, like genres of singing in this

567
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:16,880
between the R&B group and his like do op.

568
00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:18,520
Yeah. Men's a cappella thing.

569
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:20,420
And his rewrite of a Beatles classic.

570
00:25:20,420 --> 00:25:22,620
Well, I mean, that he totally bombs on.

571
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:24,920
I know. When he would change it to like,

572
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:28,120
you change, change the yes to use.

573
00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:30,000
Yes to use.

574
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,700
Yes. So his songwriting choices leave something to be desired.

575
00:25:32,700 --> 00:25:36,900
But but yeah, I mean, in the do up group, they were sort of like so so dorky.

576
00:25:36,900 --> 00:25:37,700
It was more funny.

577
00:25:37,700 --> 00:25:39,940
But like, yeah, I thought he sounded good.

578
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:41,880
I thought he was quite good.

579
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:43,420
Yeah. I enjoyed his voice in this.

580
00:25:43,420 --> 00:25:44,580
I enjoyed it, too.

581
00:25:44,580 --> 00:25:49,140
But I think Nicolas Cage is singing through the couple movies.

582
00:25:49,140 --> 00:25:55,220
We've seen him sing in is pretty enjoyable for somebody who's dominantly an actor.

583
00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:58,520
He's not looking to get an EGOT or anything. Right.

584
00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:00,120
Although if he did, I'd be there for it.

585
00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:01,000
Fuck, yeah. Yeah.

586
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,500
100 percent. You get it all in one go.

587
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:08,440
I do enjoy when he does when they do the quartet, the a cappella thing.

588
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:12,800
There is a guy with a guitar on the stage who's just snapping along.

589
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:16,440
He's just what did you say?

590
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:18,640
Nick is like, that's just the guy who brings the guitar to a party.

591
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:21,240
Oh, yeah. No. After that, he probably played Wonderwall.

592
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:24,280
Here's a new hit for you kids.

593
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:26,580
Yeah. He was on his own time travel adventure

594
00:26:26,580 --> 00:26:29,580
to make Wonderwall smash it.

595
00:26:29,620 --> 00:26:32,280
And it didn't take for years.

596
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:35,320
He's just been trying out this guy's from the year 38, nine.

597
00:26:35,660 --> 00:26:38,860
And he he just came back in time.

598
00:26:38,860 --> 00:26:43,260
He's like, there's a decade somewhere in this world that needs Wonderwall.

599
00:26:45,100 --> 00:26:48,140
I'm the man to give it to them. Yeah.

600
00:26:48,140 --> 00:26:50,500
I love Jim Carrey in that duop, though.

601
00:26:50,540 --> 00:26:52,480
You know, he steals it for me.

602
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:54,740
Jim Carrey as Walt is a really good role.

603
00:26:54,740 --> 00:26:56,740
So I like that weird.

604
00:26:56,740 --> 00:27:00,540
It's weird. Like all these guys are such shitheads to. Oh, yeah.

605
00:27:01,580 --> 00:27:04,420
Well, what is it that whatever Walt wants?

606
00:27:04,420 --> 00:27:07,060
Walt, yeah, whatever Walter wants Walter gets.

607
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:09,920
And then we they like giggled after this.

608
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:11,220
I am so at the party.

609
00:27:11,220 --> 00:27:14,660
It's like, hey, somebody turn out the lights so we can make out.

610
00:27:16,060 --> 00:27:17,840
I mean, there are definitely parts of this film

611
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:21,240
involving the time travel aspect that I'm like, why do we need this?

612
00:27:21,700 --> 00:27:24,240
Walt grinding up pharmaceuticals.

613
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:26,800
Not the every reunion.

614
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:28,780
Yeah. Is it pharmaceuticals or just coke?

615
00:27:28,780 --> 00:27:30,340
Because I was pretty sure it was just coke.

616
00:27:30,340 --> 00:27:34,120
Oh, he's no. He says the best thing about being a dentist

617
00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:35,720
is the high grade pharmaceuticals.

618
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:38,780
Yeah. I was confused by that, too, because I was thinking it was coke.

619
00:27:38,780 --> 00:27:41,520
And I was like, I don't know what that is, actually. Yeah.

620
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:44,920
And then the grandparents and the cult.

621
00:27:45,260 --> 00:27:46,620
Yeah. And the great hats.

622
00:27:46,620 --> 00:27:47,660
Let's talk about the great hats.

623
00:27:47,660 --> 00:27:50,160
I mean, it's a lodge and every good lodge has hats.

624
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:52,500
That's what it says to it.

625
00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:55,760
Peggy Sue, right? It's something along those lines.

626
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:59,380
But as somebody who's been involved in lodge functions, they have hats.

627
00:27:59,940 --> 00:28:02,880
I love that their activities were like, let's teleport

628
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:06,740
a young woman back to the future and then we'll play cards. Yeah.

629
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:08,880
We haven't done this in like 20, 30 years.

630
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:12,080
Let's just send her back in time or forward in time and, you know,

631
00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:13,380
then play cards.

632
00:28:13,380 --> 00:28:17,320
She disappears from kidnapping and they're like, the girl's gone.

633
00:28:17,460 --> 00:28:18,920
Get the cards.

634
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:22,260
That's the quickest Stockholm syndrome ever, because he kidnaps her.

635
00:28:22,460 --> 00:28:25,560
They have about five minute little like argument and tussle in the greenhouse.

636
00:28:25,860 --> 00:28:27,560
Then they get down to business.

637
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:28,840
And then you get Helen Hunt.

638
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:29,740
Then you get Helen Hunt.

639
00:28:29,740 --> 00:28:32,540
They did get down to business in the rain. Yeah.

640
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:35,500
It was like a greenhouse. I think they had some cover. Yeah.

641
00:28:35,540 --> 00:28:37,200
And I think they went outside of the greenhouse.

642
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:40,340
Like, yeah, he runs after her. It was a little sloppy. Yeah.

643
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:43,280
A little sloppy, floppy.

644
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:45,420
Wait, but that was the first time, too.

645
00:28:45,420 --> 00:28:47,220
Yes. Remember, they were waiting till marriage.

646
00:28:47,220 --> 00:28:50,080
That's right. Now, but it wasn't her first time.

647
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:53,660
Oh, it by Wang.

648
00:28:57,700 --> 00:28:59,500
I have the voice that was born for this.

649
00:28:59,500 --> 00:29:02,300
Yeah. Yours is perfect.

650
00:29:02,300 --> 00:29:04,400
I don't really have much else to say about this movie unless you want to get

651
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:07,640
into a weird like time travel physics and how this they're dumb.

652
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:09,640
But I'm not.

653
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:11,640
I don't think Nick. I don't think Peter cares.

654
00:29:11,900 --> 00:29:14,540
Not enough. Not enough for me to edit this.

655
00:29:14,540 --> 00:29:17,480
We've already talked about age of consent laws. So.

656
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:21,420
Although probably because it was all just a faint and then a wake up,

657
00:29:21,420 --> 00:29:22,720
it was probably just a dream.

658
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:24,360
Like, let's be real. Like, it wasn't a real.

659
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:25,820
There was the dedication in the.

660
00:29:25,820 --> 00:29:27,360
Bucs. That's right.

661
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:28,260
The book. Yeah.

662
00:29:28,260 --> 00:29:31,900
But even if it is, even if she thinks it's real, she wants to go back

663
00:29:31,900 --> 00:29:34,640
to the future to be with her kids, but she's already broken up with.

664
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:37,400
Nicholas Cage. Right.

665
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:40,140
And they don't sleep together, which means she doesn't have kids in the future.

666
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:41,340
I think she hadn't thought it through.

667
00:29:41,340 --> 00:29:44,580
No, I was going to say back to the future hadn't come out yet,

668
00:29:44,580 --> 00:29:46,520
so she wouldn't have known how time travel works.

669
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:48,020
That's true. That's a good point.

670
00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:50,620
But it is also true that like they didn't go very hard

671
00:29:50,620 --> 00:29:54,280
into like making any plausible reason of how she could have ended up going back.

672
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:58,080
She just literally fainted from stress, which if that's if it's

673
00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:00,520
as easy as that, we're all in trouble.

674
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:05,260
Well, unless it's unique to her, she could have just a special fainting powers.

675
00:30:05,300 --> 00:30:06,160
OK, that's good.

676
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:07,340
She's like a fainting goat.

677
00:30:07,340 --> 00:30:10,800
But instead of making a cool noise, she just goes back to when she was 18.

678
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:12,800
Isn't this essentially what Moira McTaggart

679
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:14,880
powers turned out to be in the new X-Men run?

680
00:30:15,420 --> 00:30:16,920
Pretty much. Yeah.

681
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:20,960
Just dies and regains consciousness from birth again

682
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:23,560
and gets to relive her life, make new choices.

683
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:25,720
Whoa. That's a cool power.

684
00:30:26,020 --> 00:30:30,360
Yeah, she has a limited number of times because she knows that eventually

685
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:32,800
there will be one that will be the end of it.

686
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:35,960
So she tries to make things right for all mutants in those

687
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:37,640
limited number of lifetimes.

688
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:40,640
She has if we're a comic book podcast now, we're just going to talk about.

689
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:44,340
She also she also retains all her memories from her all her previous lives,

690
00:30:44,740 --> 00:30:48,180
even in utero, like comes to consciousness as a fetus.

691
00:30:48,380 --> 00:30:49,840
That's a terrifying concept.

692
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:52,220
Yeah. It has several lifetimes of memories.

693
00:30:52,620 --> 00:30:54,960
It's just sitting there. Yeah.

694
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:59,060
Plotting, making little changes every time to see if she can.

695
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:01,320
It's a little tiny baby.

696
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:03,960
A little whiteboard in the uterus. Yeah.

697
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:07,160
This this joke, this joke was for me only.

698
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:10,040
Yeah, I'm going to I'm going to be Nick and I

699
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:13,000
are going to be the only ones who listen to our podcasters like great call out.

700
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:16,980
I like this. This is a conversation that could go somewhere.

701
00:31:16,980 --> 00:31:18,080
It's got legs.

702
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:20,480
But yeah, that's all I got to say about it.

703
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:22,120
I guess you got there.

704
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:24,620
It's not even about that. It's about comic books.

705
00:31:25,260 --> 00:31:28,280
So my final thought is,

706
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:32,220
OK, so I did try to write down quotes, but then I did not.

707
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:34,320
Fine. So I am.

708
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:35,360
It's a very Nick thing.

709
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:38,160
I do remember laughing out loud, which I don't normally do.

710
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:41,840
Like normally I laugh inside really hard and I look like I'm grouchy

711
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:43,600
on the outside when I'm thinking something's funny.

712
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:47,140
But this movie did make me laugh out loud and I do not remember why.

713
00:31:48,140 --> 00:31:51,040
Good. But I do remember the Wayne quote and that was pretty good.

714
00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:52,940
That was probably classic.

715
00:31:52,940 --> 00:31:54,840
Best like comedic scene.

716
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:57,640
Yeah. Where she just really wants it. Yeah.

717
00:31:58,820 --> 00:32:01,120
He looks so uncomfortable in that, too.

718
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:04,800
You mean in your course.

719
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,840
Yeah. Boy, how about that commercial, though?

720
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:15,880
Just the the crazy Charlie commercial crushing Fortune Cookies.

721
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:20,780
It's so weird and like micro racist.

722
00:32:21,020 --> 00:32:23,180
Yeah, just like the micro aggression.

723
00:32:23,220 --> 00:32:24,720
Yeah. And the voice.

724
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:27,420
But still, it's like he doesn't dress up.

725
00:32:27,420 --> 00:32:31,820
He just does like a weird, like I think there's a sort of Chinese voice

726
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:34,520
crushing fortune cookies.

727
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:39,000
I do like the connective tissue for these is that we have two furniture salespeople.

728
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:41,300
Oh, I don't even think of that.

729
00:32:41,300 --> 00:32:43,060
Nathan, Arizona and crazy Charlie.

730
00:32:43,060 --> 00:32:47,840
Was that by design or it's the way that we set the bracket

731
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:50,340
was based on aggregate ratings.

732
00:32:50,340 --> 00:32:53,580
And then how it all flows is just what we decide.

733
00:32:53,580 --> 00:32:57,120
So circumstantial, we usually find weird circumstantial connections.

734
00:32:57,820 --> 00:33:01,180
Yeah, there's there's a lot of like overlapping actors or themes

735
00:33:01,180 --> 00:33:03,420
or things that just kind of like, oh, interesting.

736
00:33:03,420 --> 00:33:05,180
I forgot that that is a piece of this.

737
00:33:05,180 --> 00:33:07,260
Right. OK, so furniture salesmen.

738
00:33:07,260 --> 00:33:10,020
Yes. So is that is that our segue?

739
00:33:10,460 --> 00:33:13,500
No, because we're going to go to the Venn diagram for. Oh, yeah.

740
00:33:15,940 --> 00:33:19,240
No, we're going to burn that good segue.

741
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:26,340
Now you got to do another one. Oh, so the audience can also be mean

742
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:27,580
with that conjunction.

743
00:33:27,580 --> 00:33:30,540
There's no laugh. There's no laugh on here, which I'm like, oh, wait,

744
00:33:30,540 --> 00:33:31,180
what are your options?

745
00:33:31,180 --> 00:33:33,520
That's because I bought it for you and your jokes.

746
00:33:34,380 --> 00:33:35,180
Hey.

747
00:33:37,180 --> 00:33:39,720
I thought it was an audience thing.

748
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:42,120
There's applause back. It's rim shot and boo.

749
00:33:42,260 --> 00:33:45,120
Dang. Wait, what's the rim shot?

750
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:47,660
Oh, that is the rim shot. OK, gotcha.

751
00:33:47,660 --> 00:33:52,460
Oh, yes. So on the Venn diagram of good movie, good cage, bad movie,

752
00:33:52,460 --> 00:33:54,700
bad cage, good, bad, bad, good.

753
00:33:54,700 --> 00:33:58,180
Oh, this film and Nicholas Cage's performance in it.

754
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:03,240
Oh, man. And do I can I do gradations or is it just.

755
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,240
Oh, yeah, we always it's a little bit.

756
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:08,520
So Venn diagram, I would say for good movie, bad movie, I'd have it like

757
00:34:09,180 --> 00:34:12,360
on the bad side of the axis, but not like too far down.

758
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:13,860
Like, it's not a terrible movie.

759
00:34:13,860 --> 00:34:17,160
And also, I know I'm just someone's crying right now that I'm saying this.

760
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:21,060
But like I have it like a little bit down on bad movie.

761
00:34:21,060 --> 00:34:24,740
And then Nicholas Cage, I'd say same,

762
00:34:24,740 --> 00:34:28,040
like a little bit on like the bad part of the axis.

763
00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:31,500
I'm willing to say that it's a good movie because

764
00:34:32,380 --> 00:34:35,880
it's just sort of a timeless 80s sort of romp.

765
00:34:36,580 --> 00:34:38,540
It's not poorly written.

766
00:34:38,540 --> 00:34:43,280
It's kind of dicey in a lot of the acting, but it's entertaining.

767
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:44,920
It moves well.

768
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:46,820
I didn't have any trouble with the runtime on it.

769
00:34:46,820 --> 00:34:48,560
I didn't feel like it came out at 220.

770
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:51,260
I it's a good hour and a half for me.

771
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:54,560
And well, you know, it's got some good Nicholas Cage.

772
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:56,800
He does. He does the voice that I love.

773
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:00,700
Second favorite Nicholas Cage voice.

774
00:35:00,700 --> 00:35:02,940
Oh, yeah, you know, I enjoy it every time.

775
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:05,180
It's a good good for me.

776
00:35:05,180 --> 00:35:06,880
I think it's a weird good for me.

777
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,740
Yeah, I think I turned the corner on this movie this time.

778
00:35:09,740 --> 00:35:13,420
I think that I like the movie way more than the first time I watched it.

779
00:35:13,420 --> 00:35:16,220
The first time I was just like, what the fuck is this thing? Yeah.

780
00:35:16,220 --> 00:35:17,420
And I enjoyed it this time.

781
00:35:17,420 --> 00:35:21,820
I'm going to put it into the kind of good and a good cage.

782
00:35:22,460 --> 00:35:25,060
Yeah, same. I liked it more on rewatching.

783
00:35:25,060 --> 00:35:29,160
And I do think the there are parts where it does kind of drag a little bit,

784
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:32,160
but I feel like the editing on this is pretty tight.

785
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:36,440
There isn't a lot of wasted time in it, especially for a movie of this time.

786
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:39,780
Where things kind of scenes tend to sit a little too long.

787
00:35:39,780 --> 00:35:42,440
I think this one is cut pretty well.

788
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:45,220
I would assume so, since they cut out entire storylines.

789
00:35:45,220 --> 00:35:48,120
So and I. Sorry, Dolores.

790
00:35:50,220 --> 00:35:54,820
And I really do enjoy Nicolas Cage and this he's doing what he does best,

791
00:35:54,820 --> 00:35:56,760
which is committing to a bit.

792
00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:59,220
I put it fine movie.

793
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:00,720
Good cage.

794
00:36:00,720 --> 00:36:03,100
And a vamp for a second.

795
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:05,640
Wackety, schmackety do.

796
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:10,600
So I.

797
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:14,780
I picked it up and I was like, oh, man, this looks like a classic wine cooler.

798
00:36:14,780 --> 00:36:18,280
I bet Sean's bitch ass will enjoy this.

799
00:36:18,980 --> 00:36:22,120
No, no, I I tried to find something that I thought you'd like.

800
00:36:23,220 --> 00:36:25,120
Look at you with your thoughts and feelings.

801
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:28,980
Yeah, you know, I go out of my way to get you a sparkling rose.

802
00:36:28,980 --> 00:36:31,060
I better get something good for Sean. I know, right?

803
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,800
Oh, it's good. I'm excited.

804
00:36:36,700 --> 00:36:40,500
I've got a Rico's gift out in my car, too,

805
00:36:40,500 --> 00:36:43,340
because I keep like not having it with me when I see him.

806
00:36:43,340 --> 00:36:45,800
So now it's like, oh, I got to. What about Hayden's birthday gift?

807
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:47,240
Oh, that's safe at home.

808
00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:48,500
What's Hayden's birthday gift?

809
00:36:48,500 --> 00:36:50,480
I'm not going to put this in the podcast.

810
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:56,520
So a couple of years, like years ago, I bought him a bottle of bod black.

811
00:36:56,780 --> 00:36:58,620
Oh, I do remember this.

812
00:36:58,620 --> 00:37:00,280
Eventually, I'm going to expand it.

813
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:03,960
I want to get two more bottles and then I'm going to make a shadow box

814
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:09,320
with a little inset sections for the three bottles of bod body spray

815
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:13,860
and like do a felt lining around the foam that holds it and everything.

816
00:37:13,860 --> 00:37:17,160
So he's got like a real classy display for bod body spray.

817
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:21,160
I think I have I teach some private students

818
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:25,300
and in middle school and high school, and I'm pretty sure that

819
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:29,360
at least one of the high school boys uses I don't know if it's bod body spray,

820
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:32,140
but it's some like probably like acts or something.

821
00:37:32,140 --> 00:37:34,980
It might be acts, but it's like a thing. Yeah. Yeah.

822
00:37:34,980 --> 00:37:37,440
Like, she's a boy. It is.

823
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:39,720
You don't have to shower. You don't shower.

824
00:37:39,720 --> 00:37:41,920
I mean, you have to be like, let's be real.

825
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:44,320
You still have to shower.

826
00:37:44,620 --> 00:37:47,120
But all the middle schools out there listening right now,

827
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:50,220
you still have to shower. Trust me. Take a shower, please. Yeah.

828
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:54,760
But no, I was just surprised that bod body spray still existed

829
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:58,540
because I remembered it from the early 2000s or whatever.

830
00:37:58,540 --> 00:38:03,200
And it just being like that squirt spray bottle thing.

831
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:05,240
It's still exactly the same.

832
00:38:05,240 --> 00:38:06,280
Has not changed.

833
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:07,780
Did you use it in middle school?

834
00:38:07,780 --> 00:38:11,240
No, I did not. I knew one person who had used it.

835
00:38:12,020 --> 00:38:15,680
I had some college friends who were the Axe body spray types, but no, no, no.

836
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:19,760
Bod users. No, I admit that the Bruce Campbell

837
00:38:20,420 --> 00:38:23,000
Oh, God, old spice commercials worked on me.

838
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,920
So I bought the Ahoy body spray. Nice.

839
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,360
Do you still use the old spice?

840
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:31,860
OK, just checking.

841
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:35,300
Yeah, what's what's your scent right now?

842
00:38:35,300 --> 00:38:37,360
Oh, natural. Nice.

843
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:38,240
It's the best one.

844
00:38:38,240 --> 00:38:40,600
Rachel approves some doctor.

845
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:42,780
Dr. Bronner's a big jug of that.

846
00:38:43,700 --> 00:38:48,240
My mother had to like deodorant crystal.

847
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:49,420
I don't know. Have you seen those?

848
00:38:49,420 --> 00:38:52,040
I used to use that and it does not work.

849
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:54,420
I was going to say that sounds fucking fake as shit.

850
00:38:54,420 --> 00:38:55,460
Does not work.

851
00:38:55,460 --> 00:38:58,480
I think the salts are supposed to rock under your butt. Right.

852
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:01,700
It's like, OK, in theory, you rub the salts,

853
00:39:01,700 --> 00:39:03,860
like get into your pores and block the.

854
00:39:03,860 --> 00:39:05,860
Right. That's the theory.

855
00:39:05,860 --> 00:39:08,500
But it doesn't. Yeah, it doesn't really fly like that.

856
00:39:08,500 --> 00:39:12,300
I just have a weird like armpit rock. Yeah, exactly.

857
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:14,740
What's this rock?

858
00:39:14,740 --> 00:39:17,340
Oh, that's the one I rub under my armpits.

859
00:39:17,340 --> 00:39:18,980
Pre-workout. Yeah.

860
00:39:18,980 --> 00:39:21,640
This is my post-workout rock.

861
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:23,320
Fucking crystal shit.

862
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:25,220
Quite Benjamin Franklin Gates update.

863
00:39:25,220 --> 00:39:27,620
He's not stealing declarations, but he is stealing my slippers.

864
00:39:27,780 --> 00:39:28,960
Yeah, I will leave the room.

865
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:29,620
I start somewhere.

866
00:39:29,620 --> 00:39:32,120
I will leave the room for a second and both my slippers will be in his bed.

867
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:34,680
How are his butt worms? Better. Good.

868
00:39:35,260 --> 00:39:37,320
Yeah, puppies get worms. Yeah.

869
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:39,460
I don't know. I I was.

870
00:39:39,460 --> 00:39:43,300
That just reminded me of a story from childhood that my mom was like,

871
00:39:43,300 --> 00:39:45,220
Oh, yeah, you know, kids get worms, too.

872
00:39:45,220 --> 00:39:48,600
And like you have to like go into a dark room and shine a flashlight

873
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:49,840
and then you can see them.

874
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:52,100
It's like, pardon.

875
00:39:52,100 --> 00:39:54,100
That's what you could do in that dark corner. Yeah.

876
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:58,340
Fine work. Hayden's dark corner.

877
00:39:58,340 --> 00:40:01,140
It's where we deworm our friends

878
00:40:01,140 --> 00:40:02,840
or at least just observe the worms. Yeah.

879
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:05,120
And I'm doing it. Oh, confirmed. You got it.

880
00:40:06,180 --> 00:40:09,120
I kind of want to set up like a

881
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:12,420
a gynecologist chair in that back area with the stirrups and everything.

882
00:40:12,420 --> 00:40:14,760
And then I can come in with

883
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:19,300
like blacksmith tongs and like just reach in and like grab the worm.

884
00:40:19,300 --> 00:40:20,560
And one at a time. Yeah.

885
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:22,640
One at a time. Yeah, that's the way to do it.

886
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:25,740
Well, I don't trust myself to try to grab two. No, no.

887
00:40:27,500 --> 00:40:28,900
Get out of this one, Sean.

888
00:40:28,900 --> 00:40:33,040
Now, yeah, what's this? What's this segue into raising Arizona?

889
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:35,280
Raising Arizona.

890
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:38,580
A movie. Funny that you mentioned that.

891
00:40:38,620 --> 00:40:41,280
It's the next movie we're talking about.

892
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:43,220
Where Nicolas Cage plays H.I.

893
00:40:43,220 --> 00:40:46,700
McDonough, who's falls in love with Lady Cop.

894
00:40:47,220 --> 00:40:49,560
Yeah, Edwina. Edwina. What a name.

895
00:40:49,620 --> 00:40:52,500
Oh, yeah. They try and have kids can't have kids.

896
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:55,540
So she quits the force and they kidnap a kid.

897
00:40:55,540 --> 00:40:58,840
And this movie has just the best cast.

898
00:40:59,100 --> 00:41:01,540
It really does.

899
00:41:01,540 --> 00:41:03,640
No one is thinking about Edwina cry.

900
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:05,880
We like my finance broke up with me.

901
00:41:07,140 --> 00:41:10,880
I find that was a big.

902
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:12,120
Yeah, I love this movie.

903
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:14,380
It's super stupid and funny.

904
00:41:14,380 --> 00:41:18,820
It Nicholas Cage has never been more animated than this one.

905
00:41:18,820 --> 00:41:22,320
I think it's the perfect role for him comedically.

906
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:25,160
It kills me.

907
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:29,300
I think just his fucking face is that he makes it so good.

908
00:41:29,700 --> 00:41:31,540
And his wild rooster hair.

909
00:41:31,540 --> 00:41:34,400
I think the thing that was the big takeaway for us,

910
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:38,700
the for me, the first time we watched this movie was that talking to you guys

911
00:41:38,700 --> 00:41:40,780
afterwards, you were like, it's a cartoon.

912
00:41:40,780 --> 00:41:42,680
It's a cartoon movie with live action.

913
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:44,420
It was like, oh, fuck.

914
00:41:44,420 --> 00:41:46,120
OK, now I get it.

915
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:48,280
And watching it the second time, I was like, yeah.

916
00:41:48,620 --> 00:41:50,480
No, I mean, because, yeah, we talked about that the first time.

917
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:52,760
It's like it took me about halfway through the movie to realize

918
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:55,160
what I was watching.

919
00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:56,420
This is this is Looney Tunes.

920
00:41:56,420 --> 00:41:58,760
This is a cartoon like that.

921
00:41:59,500 --> 00:42:04,740
I love Gail when they leave the baby on the roof and then they realize it.

922
00:42:04,740 --> 00:42:07,900
And so you have to like they're just screaming and they turn around.

923
00:42:07,900 --> 00:42:09,680
They're just screaming all the way back.

924
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:14,840
And I've been punching. It's just so like how many times did the baby get left?

925
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:18,320
Like that should have been a drinking game of like every time the baby's left behind.

926
00:42:18,340 --> 00:42:20,120
Oh, not that much drinking then, I guess.

927
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:21,120
Depends on what you're drinking.

928
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:22,960
Yeah, one.

929
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:28,060
Got to knock the entire bottle back.

930
00:42:28,060 --> 00:42:31,800
As soon as drinking most of a bottle of 151 in a night, I would not recommend it.

931
00:42:32,900 --> 00:42:36,160
OK, I think the only times I've drank it, I ended up pulling the shower,

932
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:39,140
or the towel rack off of my girlfriend's bathroom wall.

933
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:41,880
But it's because you wanted to do something with it.

934
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:44,480
Oh, no, I just lost my balance while I was peeing.

935
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:46,740
And I grabbed the towel rack and pulled that off.

936
00:42:46,740 --> 00:42:48,120
And then I peed on everything.

937
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:50,120
This is a cautionary tale.

938
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:53,160
Luckily, there were towels at hand for any children listening.

939
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:55,160
Don't drink one. Don't drink one.

940
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:58,560
But when the towels ones that you had already peed on are not at that point,

941
00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:01,460
they were behind me until thank until.

942
00:43:02,900 --> 00:43:08,100
I do love like he is so there's no at least like the way that I was.

943
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:11,340
There's no point in the movie where his character is trying to be funny.

944
00:43:11,740 --> 00:43:14,800
He's like so deeply sincere and earnest

945
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:18,380
and like just becomes like so ridiculous through that wonderful.

946
00:43:18,380 --> 00:43:20,620
Kind of like just it's just like that straight man.

947
00:43:20,620 --> 00:43:22,780
He's kind of the straight man in this.

948
00:43:22,780 --> 00:43:24,580
Like Edwina is the crazy one.

949
00:43:24,580 --> 00:43:25,460
She's also like that.

950
00:43:25,460 --> 00:43:28,720
I mean, she's never like trying to crack a joke or even slightly

951
00:43:28,720 --> 00:43:31,020
anything other than just deeply earnest.

952
00:43:31,020 --> 00:43:32,600
Well, it's a Cohen brothers.

953
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:37,600
So it's that largely like slice of life comedy of errors type situation.

954
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:41,440
Yeah. We're like no one realizes there in a comedy in this comedy. Right.

955
00:43:41,740 --> 00:43:44,040
Less murder in this one than like Fargo.

956
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:46,640
Yes. That's a very murdery movie.

957
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:48,940
I had to explain some murders.

958
00:43:48,940 --> 00:43:50,540
I do a lot.

959
00:43:50,540 --> 00:43:53,740
I do explain to someone at Christmas dinner that like the movie Fargo

960
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:56,620
and the show Fargo aren't based on like real stories.

961
00:43:57,360 --> 00:43:58,280
They thought we.

962
00:43:58,280 --> 00:43:59,360
This is Christmas dinner.

963
00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:00,580
Come on. Yeah.

964
00:44:00,580 --> 00:44:03,260
It's like I can't really set it, but someone's like, you know, well,

965
00:44:03,260 --> 00:44:04,260
you know, these are all real murders.

966
00:44:04,260 --> 00:44:06,200
I'm like, no, they're not.

967
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:07,060
But it says they are.

968
00:44:07,060 --> 00:44:11,000
I'm like, yeah, but they're not like the Cohen brothers have like said several

969
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:14,100
times, like we don't know why people think this is a real story.

970
00:44:14,100 --> 00:44:17,260
Like maybe because you start your movie with based on real events.

971
00:44:19,500 --> 00:44:22,440
Which really all you need is to protect the like the living.

972
00:44:22,500 --> 00:44:25,440
All you really need for that is like there were two people once.

973
00:44:25,540 --> 00:44:28,640
Yeah. And then there was one person.

974
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:31,680
North Dakota has seen a murder.

975
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:34,180
So Alex, you had not seen raising Arizona.

976
00:44:34,220 --> 00:44:35,320
No, I hadn't.

977
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:38,760
And I know I've heard about it and I think I've had the chance to see it

978
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:41,560
and just, you know, possibly on planes or, you know, like it's.

979
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:43,860
But I just have never thought about it.

980
00:44:43,860 --> 00:44:46,260
And I actually think I get it confused with them.

981
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:49,300
Isn't there another like people kidnap a kid

982
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:52,660
that has like Goldie Hawn in it?

983
00:44:52,660 --> 00:44:54,260
Yeah, baby. Oh, no, Goldie.

984
00:44:54,260 --> 00:44:56,100
Is this sound familiar at all? OK.

985
00:44:56,100 --> 00:44:57,500
So Goldie Hawn like gets amnesia.

986
00:44:57,500 --> 00:44:59,980
I think she's like a wealthy person that falls off a boat

987
00:44:59,980 --> 00:45:04,380
and she gets found by a guy who needs like a mom for a bunch of kids that he has.

988
00:45:04,380 --> 00:45:07,980
And so he like kidnaps her and she thinks that this is her.

989
00:45:08,220 --> 00:45:11,580
It's a totally different story. I'm not realizing, but that is why.

990
00:45:11,580 --> 00:45:13,820
You guys have not heard of this movie.

991
00:45:13,820 --> 00:45:15,660
I think it's called like Overboard or.

992
00:45:15,660 --> 00:45:17,220
Oh, never mind. Yeah.

993
00:45:17,220 --> 00:45:18,520
You know what I'm talking about, right?

994
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:21,660
I know it because Joe, my girlfriend, watches it all the time. OK.

995
00:45:21,700 --> 00:45:24,300
So maybe not all the time, but she's definitely seen it.

996
00:45:24,340 --> 00:45:26,160
This is a thing, right? I'm assuming.

997
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:29,740
So somehow I sort of like overlap those movies and thought

998
00:45:29,740 --> 00:45:33,100
because I have seen Overboard and I somehow thought, I don't know why,

999
00:45:33,100 --> 00:45:34,640
because clearly this is a completely different movie.

1000
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:36,380
I had not seen it to answer your question.

1001
00:45:36,380 --> 00:45:38,940
Have you ever seen Splash? Yes. OK.

1002
00:45:38,940 --> 00:45:40,920
Another is that another Amnesia movie?

1003
00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:43,160
No, but it's got a mermaid and there's water involved.

1004
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:44,480
Yeah, I have seen that.

1005
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:46,420
OK, what other movies can we remember that exists?

1006
00:45:46,420 --> 00:45:48,360
What other movies are there?

1007
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:51,620
But what is a movie?

1008
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:57,400
I did like love this movie so much, and I think part of it is.

1009
00:45:57,860 --> 00:45:59,900
Well, I was surprised because I didn't know anything about it

1010
00:45:59,900 --> 00:46:02,540
and like all the different people that showed up like John Goodman

1011
00:46:02,540 --> 00:46:04,640
and like, you know, just like different characters that I was like,

1012
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:05,780
what are you doing in this movie?

1013
00:46:05,780 --> 00:46:09,240
And then he's like climbing out of the mud like a weird primordial creature.

1014
00:46:09,240 --> 00:46:12,780
And he's also like the most evil character in the movie,

1015
00:46:12,780 --> 00:46:16,980
I feel like is kind of John Goodman or not evil, but he's like the most sinister.

1016
00:46:16,980 --> 00:46:18,580
Yeah, he does sinister really well.

1017
00:46:18,580 --> 00:46:20,380
He really does. And that was awesome.

1018
00:46:20,380 --> 00:46:23,020
But fight in the trailer.

1019
00:46:23,020 --> 00:46:25,760
The two big guys in the small space fight. Yeah.

1020
00:46:26,580 --> 00:46:29,560
But I just like loved that everybody.

1021
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:33,260
Everyone had all these like not like totally sinister intentions,

1022
00:46:33,260 --> 00:46:34,020
but some people did.

1023
00:46:34,020 --> 00:46:37,660
But then in the end, everyone was just like totally like Gaga over the baby,

1024
00:46:37,660 --> 00:46:40,500
which I thought was so funny, including especially the two dudes.

1025
00:46:40,500 --> 00:46:41,660
I forgot the other guy that's

1026
00:46:41,660 --> 00:46:43,540
moving for safe. Yeah.

1027
00:46:43,540 --> 00:46:46,580
Like that they're just like emotionally wrecked by the baby in the end.

1028
00:46:46,580 --> 00:46:49,580
And like originally they were going to turn it in for the ransom, right?

1029
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:51,480
They're like, we're keeping him forever or whatever.

1030
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:53,720
Like they just like lost it within 15 minutes.

1031
00:46:53,740 --> 00:46:55,240
Yeah, probably Nathan Jr.

1032
00:46:55,240 --> 00:46:58,680
is a great little baby, the best baby.

1033
00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:00,780
I mean, he was the most cheerful baby I've ever seen.

1034
00:47:00,780 --> 00:47:03,220
So rewatching it this time,

1035
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:07,220
their crime of passion quickly turned into like a premeditated thing

1036
00:47:07,220 --> 00:47:12,500
because there's the announcement of the Arizona like quints.

1037
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:15,400
But by the time they get around to kidnapping them, they're toddlers.

1038
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:17,900
They're crawling. Oh, good point.

1039
00:47:17,900 --> 00:47:20,340
That's a really important factor, right?

1040
00:47:20,340 --> 00:47:22,980
Yeah, they are mobile.

1041
00:47:22,980 --> 00:47:25,180
Nine months, 10 months, something like that.

1042
00:47:25,180 --> 00:47:26,640
It's like you took your time.

1043
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:29,420
Yeah, they took their time, which I don't think you're supposed to think about.

1044
00:47:29,420 --> 00:47:33,020
But the other thought that goes there, if it's an immediate thing, is

1045
00:47:33,020 --> 00:47:36,620
Mrs. Arizona is like bottom half is just gone.

1046
00:47:38,860 --> 00:47:40,640
Oh, from giving birth to five babies.

1047
00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:43,500
Five babies the size of like

1048
00:47:43,500 --> 00:47:46,380
those are big toddlers. Yeah, that's true. Good point.

1049
00:47:47,540 --> 00:47:49,580
I mean, she walked up those stairs.

1050
00:47:49,580 --> 00:47:52,040
Robotic spider legs is all she has left.

1051
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:53,440
That's probably like Darth Maul.

1052
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:55,120
Like Darth Maul. Yeah.

1053
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:57,620
Starting nerdy step so yeah. Yeah.

1054
00:47:57,620 --> 00:48:00,860
God, that's that might actually be true.

1055
00:48:00,860 --> 00:48:03,800
I mean, we talked about two Marvel movies.

1056
00:48:04,700 --> 00:48:06,420
Well, Disney movies.

1057
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:09,560
Ghost Rider and Ghost Rider, too.

1058
00:48:10,060 --> 00:48:11,160
Spirit of Vengeance.

1059
00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:12,700
Yeah, those are Marvel.

1060
00:48:12,700 --> 00:48:14,940
Oh, I thought you were talking about on this episode.

1061
00:48:15,100 --> 00:48:17,440
No, we could talk about those if you'd like.

1062
00:48:17,900 --> 00:48:20,740
Yeah, you go back to what are what are all the movies that there are.

1063
00:48:21,380 --> 00:48:24,240
I mean, Ghost Rider does reference this movie in it.

1064
00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:27,480
Does it when he first ghost writers out, he's going through the desert.

1065
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:30,280
Yeah, when Leonard Smalls is driving through and he shoots the

1066
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:34,120
the lizard and Ghost Rider like burns a guana.

1067
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:35,080
That's right.

1068
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:37,420
Man, let's talk about Leonard Smalls for a second.

1069
00:48:37,420 --> 00:48:39,060
Yes. What a great character.

1070
00:48:39,060 --> 00:48:43,760
I love just his inclusion in this because he has almost no point.

1071
00:48:43,860 --> 00:48:48,860
It's like he's here as like a bounty hunter to find the babies.

1072
00:48:49,900 --> 00:48:51,600
He got brought into the purpose.

1073
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:54,640
He got brought in to find the escaped convicts right first.

1074
00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:56,180
Yeah. Yeah. Is that right?

1075
00:48:56,180 --> 00:48:58,580
And then how did he get on the babies?

1076
00:48:58,580 --> 00:49:00,640
I don't know. Easy money. Baby money.

1077
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:04,280
No, I think he was looking for the baby before he was

1078
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:08,720
before he approached Leonard or Nathan, Arizona.

1079
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:11,220
Yeah. Well, Nathan, Arizona hadn't put out the bounty yet.

1080
00:49:12,220 --> 00:49:13,060
But like, hold on.

1081
00:49:13,060 --> 00:49:15,000
Let's stop. Watch the movie and get this.

1082
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:16,160
Yeah, all right.

1083
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:20,160
Yeah, it doesn't have a lot to say, but sure.

1084
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:21,960
Causes a lot of trouble.

1085
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:24,840
Yeah. And going out with a grenade

1086
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:27,340
on his best is just terrific.

1087
00:49:27,340 --> 00:49:30,480
I like how he's trying to like gently put both shotguns down before he goes.

1088
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:32,780
So the fingers are stuck in the trigger guards

1089
00:49:32,780 --> 00:49:35,540
and he doesn't have like one hand to get the other one out.

1090
00:49:35,540 --> 00:49:37,880
So he's just like, hello.

1091
00:49:38,780 --> 00:49:41,720
Trying to little flippy hands to get him out.

1092
00:49:41,720 --> 00:49:44,860
And I liked is it H.I. Yeah.

1093
00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:47,900
He's like, quiet apology as he's watching an avid.

1094
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:51,000
I'm sorry. So cute.

1095
00:49:51,300 --> 00:49:52,660
He's like a little sensitive soul.

1096
00:49:52,660 --> 00:49:54,400
He really is.

1097
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:58,040
I think my favorite I know this is not the most important part of the movie,

1098
00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:01,100
but the thing that made me laugh the hardest was the old man in the bank.

1099
00:50:01,240 --> 00:50:03,100
He's like, which is it?

1100
00:50:03,100 --> 00:50:05,640
Like, are we laying down or are we holding still?

1101
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:08,080
I think. And then when there he's like, where's the tellers?

1102
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:09,120
And they're like, we're here.

1103
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:11,520
Like, it's just the whole thing like was so badly planned.

1104
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:14,160
And he's like, OK, we're about to start this robbery.

1105
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:17,920
You know, like they just every step of that robbery was so fucking funny.

1106
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:20,320
Like, do you want us to freeze or do you want us to lay down?

1107
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:24,420
Because we lay down because if we freeze, we can lay down.

1108
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:26,280
But if we lay down, we're in motion.

1109
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:28,780
We're in motion. So good.

1110
00:50:28,780 --> 00:50:31,760
I know that whole scene was like, was my favorite, I think.

1111
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:35,520
Oh, the chase scene when he like robs the.

1112
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:38,260
Oh, with the guy with the Magnum gun or whatever.

1113
00:50:38,260 --> 00:50:40,700
Yeah. When he robs the store for the the diapers.

1114
00:50:40,700 --> 00:50:43,640
Yeah. Diapers and everything in the cash register.

1115
00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:47,840
And then that prolonged chase sequence where the cops just show up shooting.

1116
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:50,740
Yeah, that was amazing. And continue in the grocery store.

1117
00:50:50,740 --> 00:50:54,480
Just like and then the the dogs are what get me in the chase.

1118
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:57,880
And it's like you've got this whole dog chase going on as well.

1119
00:50:57,880 --> 00:51:01,780
And now you've just got bystanders getting chased by dogs.

1120
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:04,380
Yeah. Those dogs are having a great time.

1121
00:51:04,380 --> 00:51:05,620
And what a great time.

1122
00:51:05,620 --> 00:51:09,680
I just like how he's addicted to like robbing convenience stores.

1123
00:51:10,060 --> 00:51:13,520
Start driving by convenience stores that aren't even on the way home.

1124
00:51:14,660 --> 00:51:17,400
You all got to wait. Well, right.

1125
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:18,500
I mean, a great white jag.

1126
00:51:18,500 --> 00:51:20,900
Great. Everyone's got their great white jag.

1127
00:51:21,700 --> 00:51:24,700
I absolutely love this movie. It's so much fun.

1128
00:51:25,140 --> 00:51:29,780
Yeah, I agree. It's a highly entertaining and engaging.

1129
00:51:30,380 --> 00:51:31,720
Easy to watch.

1130
00:51:31,720 --> 00:51:36,280
So for you guys on a rewatch, was there any, you know, discovery?

1131
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:41,220
Was there anything that came out of this that you missed or just found funnier or?

1132
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:45,560
You know, it's really hard to answer that question because it's been a year.

1133
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:47,480
I know, right?

1134
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:48,860
But I did enjoy it.

1135
00:51:48,860 --> 00:51:53,700
I didn't I didn't feel less inclined to laugh.

1136
00:51:53,700 --> 00:51:58,540
I probably enjoyed it more going back to like being in the proper headspace

1137
00:51:58,540 --> 00:51:59,800
for what I was about to watch.

1138
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:04,380
Well, yeah. Last year, when you watched it, you were like half of the movie.

1139
00:52:04,380 --> 00:52:05,780
You were frustrated by it.

1140
00:52:05,780 --> 00:52:08,680
And then you were like, oh, wait, I understand it. OK, I get it.

1141
00:52:08,940 --> 00:52:11,480
So that was a lot. Now you're just on board. Yeah.

1142
00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:15,820
Yeah, I love I just imagined like an actual review and quotes

1143
00:52:15,820 --> 00:52:18,760
like on the trailer that's like I was less inclined

1144
00:52:19,420 --> 00:52:21,960
till wait less inclined to not laugh.

1145
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:25,820
You were not. I was not less inclined to laugh on the second viewing.

1146
00:52:25,860 --> 00:52:27,360
It's like that's the full quote.

1147
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:28,400
That's a pretty good review.

1148
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:31,800
Actually, put that in fucking light.

1149
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:35,200
You can put anything I say on a marquee and it's just gold.

1150
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:38,180
It's best if it's like an audio marquee.

1151
00:52:38,180 --> 00:52:39,980
So it's like his voice.

1152
00:52:39,980 --> 00:52:42,820
Yeah, there's just a speaker out on the corner of a building

1153
00:52:42,820 --> 00:52:43,740
and you have to hear me.

1154
00:52:43,740 --> 00:52:46,820
But then it's got like subtitles because this is Washington

1155
00:52:46,820 --> 00:52:49,660
and we have to have subtitles for the hearing impaired.

1156
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:52,680
Yeah. Respect that. Yeah. Yeah.

1157
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:56,620
I wish they could feel my voice the way everybody else has to hear it.

1158
00:52:56,760 --> 00:52:59,260
But we can really base it up. Yeah.

1159
00:53:00,700 --> 00:53:02,160
Base it up.

1160
00:53:02,340 --> 00:53:05,060
I think that's actually the opposite of the problem.

1161
00:53:05,060 --> 00:53:08,740
Like it just has to be some kind of piercing note

1162
00:53:08,740 --> 00:53:10,560
or maybe marbles.

1163
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:12,640
Just leave marbles on a sidewalk.

1164
00:53:12,640 --> 00:53:16,180
Let the deaf people walk across it and they'll understand

1165
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:20,080
the trials and tribulations that everybody else has to endure.

1166
00:53:20,580 --> 00:53:21,980
Well put of my audio.

1167
00:53:21,980 --> 00:53:24,320
Now we're going to put that as our tagline.

1168
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:27,020
Yeah, that'll reel them in for sure.

1169
00:53:27,020 --> 00:53:30,120
Yeah. Hey, deaf people, come listen to this podcast.

1170
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:31,920
Step on these marbles.

1171
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:32,980
You get the vibe.

1172
00:53:32,980 --> 00:53:36,660
Hey, actually, we probably should be providing

1173
00:53:36,660 --> 00:53:39,020
a full transcription of our podcast.

1174
00:53:39,020 --> 00:53:42,620
We do. What deaf people can read what I say.

1175
00:53:42,660 --> 00:53:44,920
Yeah, I'm sorry, deaf people.

1176
00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:47,300
I've probably said a lot of terrible things.

1177
00:53:47,300 --> 00:53:49,000
Yeah, there's always a transfer.

1178
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:51,040
Oh, where do I get that?

1179
00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:53,400
But and this is episode 41. You're just learning about.

1180
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:55,900
I didn't know a lot of stuff that I do that they don't know.

1181
00:53:56,780 --> 00:53:59,640
We don't want to know how the sausage can I comment on the transcription?

1182
00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:03,620
No, it's I mean, it's an AI generated thing that I just click a button for it.

1183
00:54:03,620 --> 00:54:04,780
I don't try hard.

1184
00:54:04,780 --> 00:54:05,620
All right, deaf people.

1185
00:54:05,620 --> 00:54:09,460
So anything that's like horribly like abhorrent that we've said, the AI said it.

1186
00:54:09,580 --> 00:54:12,380
Yeah, but everything that's really horny definitely said.

1187
00:54:12,460 --> 00:54:14,060
Yeah. Oh, yeah.

1188
00:54:14,060 --> 00:54:16,820
We take credit for that. Yeah. Yeah.

1189
00:54:16,820 --> 00:54:20,740
So good cage, good movie, bad cage, bad movie, good, bad, bad, good.

1190
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:24,040
I would say, OK, good cage.

1191
00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:27,640
Oh, yeah. Good cage. Good movie is my take.

1192
00:54:28,240 --> 00:54:33,820
Same. Definitely enjoyed this way more on my second time in a year and a half.

1193
00:54:33,820 --> 00:54:36,060
Podcast life. Yeah.

1194
00:54:36,060 --> 00:54:37,260
My real life podcast.

1195
00:54:37,260 --> 00:54:41,160
Well, you could remember that wife and baby.

1196
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:42,960
Yeah, sorry.

1197
00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:45,900
I love this movie. It's a lot of fun.

1198
00:54:45,900 --> 00:54:48,200
It's a good movie. It's a good cage.

1199
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:50,200
It's top notch. Yeah.

1200
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:54,540
He's so charming and fun and this and I love everything about it.

1201
00:54:55,900 --> 00:54:56,840
Oh, yeah. The music.

1202
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:59,740
I guess we didn't really talk too much about that, but yeah, music's great.

1203
00:55:00,220 --> 00:55:01,920
I didn't even notice the music.

1204
00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:03,120
I got to watch it again. Yeah.

1205
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:06,420
Watch it again. The music, I think, really, really fills it out.

1206
00:55:06,420 --> 00:55:10,820
And it's all like just a random yodeling cowboy kind of sound.

1207
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:14,320
It's good. But it fits. Yeah.

1208
00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:17,060
So, yeah, the big decision now.

1209
00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:21,140
This is going to be a tough one. Clearly, it's super tough.

1210
00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:23,340
And Alex, unfortunately, your vote doesn't matter,

1211
00:55:23,340 --> 00:55:25,740
but you do get to still say it on microphone.

1212
00:55:25,740 --> 00:55:27,080
Oh, oh, I get to vote.

1213
00:55:27,080 --> 00:55:30,480
But just it's sort of like a honorary vote. Yeah.

1214
00:55:30,480 --> 00:55:33,320
OK, it's really so the Internet knows your opinion.

1215
00:55:33,680 --> 00:55:36,280
OK, which is something I deeply invested in.

1216
00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:38,280
At you. Great.

1217
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:40,080
OK, and I'll just like spell out my emails.

1218
00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:41,160
Feel good. Right to me.

1219
00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:42,160
And we'll start a little debate.

1220
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:45,120
I would vote strongly for raising Arizona,

1221
00:55:45,620 --> 00:55:49,000
but I'm not going to try to financially influence anyone else here.

1222
00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:51,500
Now, that was my vote.

1223
00:55:51,500 --> 00:55:53,500
I'm going to need financial influence.

1224
00:55:53,500 --> 00:55:56,200
Who's going to change? I have a grease that palm.

1225
00:55:57,200 --> 00:55:59,040
OK, all right. You check later.

1226
00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:01,080
Excellent. We need that big Cohen money.

1227
00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:05,040
Yeah, I gladly accept blank checks anytime.

1228
00:56:06,180 --> 00:56:08,720
This is a raising Arizona for me, for sure.

1229
00:56:08,720 --> 00:56:11,460
It's I mean, kind of a no brainer this time.

1230
00:56:11,620 --> 00:56:13,820
Well, this is we're in comedy, right? Yeah.

1231
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:17,800
This is tough guy, actually.

1232
00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:20,100
He's a criminal. He is a criminal.

1233
00:56:20,100 --> 00:56:26,040
No, I mean, we've talked before that his comedies aren't the most comedic.

1234
00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:29,140
Yeah, I don't know if the roles that he gets for comedies a lot

1235
00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:36,560
in his earlier career really like highlighted his ability.

1236
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:39,720
Yeah. As well as this or say some of his

1237
00:56:40,360 --> 00:56:46,500
more recent works like Renfield being an action comedy or unbearable weight.

1238
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:48,600
Wait, did you vote, Peter?

1239
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:49,300
It doesn't matter.

1240
00:56:49,300 --> 00:56:50,840
You're only a little opinion.

1241
00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:52,040
We don't we don't count.

1242
00:56:52,040 --> 00:56:53,200
I'm only a tiebreaker.

1243
00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:55,200
Wait, that's all I was going to say.

1244
00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:59,540
Wait, so and has it been a controversial decision in other only rounds?

1245
00:56:59,580 --> 00:57:00,440
No, two times.

1246
00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:01,780
I've had to be a tiebreaker.

1247
00:57:01,780 --> 00:57:06,480
No, I came I came around on Nick's reasoning for Army of One.

1248
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:08,680
No, no, I had to tiebreak another one.

1249
00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:11,720
And the one you had to tiebreak was Primal versus.

1250
00:57:11,760 --> 00:57:13,120
And then recently there was another one.

1251
00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:14,400
What's that? I've already forgotten.

1252
00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:15,560
It was in season two.

1253
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:18,060
So I don't remember.

1254
00:57:18,060 --> 00:57:21,140
OK, here's a question based on all of the movies you viewed.

1255
00:57:21,140 --> 00:57:24,860
If I'm going to do another Nicolas Cage movie sometime in the next two weeks,

1256
00:57:24,860 --> 00:57:26,940
what would you recommend?

1257
00:57:26,940 --> 00:57:28,340
I have any does not become.

1258
00:57:28,340 --> 00:57:29,940
So what kind of vibe do you want?

1259
00:57:29,940 --> 00:57:33,040
I think I'd go I'd be interested in a more serious Nicolas Cage vibe.

1260
00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:36,520
But it doesn't have to be action, but maybe more like or could be.

1261
00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:40,240
OK, well, one person gets to say pig and then two other people

1262
00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:41,480
have to choose other movies.

1263
00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:43,720
OK, it's a fun big pig.

1264
00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:48,480
I will say there's a movie called Joe Joe that is very well done.

1265
00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:52,920
OK, and it's a very thoughtful performance and it's a it's a good movie.

1266
00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:56,760
OK, so pig Joe, is this all going to be one syllable movie titles?

1267
00:57:57,100 --> 00:57:59,100
We'll find out. Yeah.

1268
00:57:59,100 --> 00:58:02,200
Doesn't have to be the bringing out the dead.

1269
00:58:02,540 --> 00:58:04,500
Oh, good call. Bringing out the dead. OK.

1270
00:58:04,500 --> 00:58:07,240
That's that's the Scorsese and it's it's a very good.

1271
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:08,000
Yeah. OK, great.

1272
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:11,380
Don't watch it if you're like upset about anything.

1273
00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:12,940
Like I'm good.

1274
00:58:12,940 --> 00:58:14,680
Watch it. We're in a pretty neutral.

1275
00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:15,940
Yeah, is it? Yeah.

1276
00:58:15,940 --> 00:58:17,480
He's a is it a zombie thing?

1277
00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:19,020
No, he's a paramedic.

1278
00:58:19,020 --> 00:58:23,320
Oh, I think all three of those movies are kind of on 90s New York. OK.

1279
00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:26,520
They could be. You could you could have a reaction to either of those movies.

1280
00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:30,100
OK, if you want to see a film that he got this role

1281
00:58:30,100 --> 00:58:32,260
because of Peggy's, you got married Moonstruck.

1282
00:58:32,900 --> 00:58:34,240
Oh, I see Moonstruck.

1283
00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:35,700
Yeah, I forgot he was in that.

1284
00:58:35,700 --> 00:58:40,580
We share very outlandish like, you know, my hand.

1285
00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:45,120
My wife. Yeah, share wanted him for this movie after Peggy's

1286
00:58:45,120 --> 00:58:48,440
got married because she was like, we need somebody who can play crazy

1287
00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:50,620
and Nicholas Cage is fucking insane. Yeah.

1288
00:58:50,620 --> 00:58:53,120
They had screen tested a bunch of people and she was like, no, no, no.

1289
00:58:53,520 --> 00:58:55,020
Get that guy. She's going to walk.

1290
00:58:55,020 --> 00:58:57,420
They like higher than Cage. Yeah.

1291
00:58:57,420 --> 00:58:58,920
OK, I'll watch that again at some point, too.

1292
00:58:58,920 --> 00:59:01,000
I just I totally forgot he was in it.

1293
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:02,800
There's a whole racket on our website. Yeah.

1294
00:59:04,860 --> 00:59:07,060
That fun is one of my favorite

1295
00:59:07,060 --> 00:59:09,240
top level domain names.

1296
00:59:09,240 --> 00:59:10,500
Why the fuck not?

1297
00:59:10,500 --> 00:59:12,140
Got fun. Yeah.

1298
00:59:12,140 --> 00:59:14,640
Great. Let's everybody know what we're all about.

1299
00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:15,240
Yeah. Yeah.

1300
00:59:15,240 --> 00:59:17,480
Dot funny. There's no question.

1301
00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:19,740
No question. Gooning and that fun.

1302
00:59:19,740 --> 00:59:20,920
No, we're not going.

1303
00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:22,720
We're not going to say that.

1304
00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:24,880
Stop. Fuck you.

1305
00:59:26,220 --> 00:59:29,120
Hey, man, I'm not the one who named our podcast network.

1306
00:59:29,220 --> 00:59:30,960
I blame Sean for that one.

1307
00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:33,160
It was it was a different time. Yeah.

1308
00:59:33,500 --> 00:59:34,600
Yeah. Different simpler.

1309
00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:37,900
Like I was season one, like way back. Yeah.

1310
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:41,100
Alex does have to go soon.

1311
00:59:41,100 --> 00:59:44,400
So do you have anything you want to plug or share with our audience?

1312
00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:47,960
Oh, OK, I could. Yeah, it's great.

1313
00:59:48,700 --> 00:59:49,800
OK, well, let's see.

1314
00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:55,200
If you like experimental viola chamber pot music, then

1315
00:59:56,100 --> 00:59:57,180
you could check out my band.

1316
00:59:57,180 --> 01:00:00,100
It's called Led to see L.E.D. T.O.S.E.A.

1317
01:00:00,240 --> 01:00:01,840
All those words could be spelled multiple ways.

1318
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:03,280
So it's great for radio.

1319
01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:06,120
Like Sean. It's like Sean.

1320
01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:07,820
But yeah, I play around town sometimes.

1321
01:00:07,820 --> 01:00:11,080
And I'd love to see you at a show or you can check out my band cam.

1322
01:00:11,160 --> 01:00:13,320
What is chamber pot music?

1323
01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:14,960
Because I know you say chamber pot.

1324
01:00:14,960 --> 01:00:17,300
That's what you said. That's what I heard. Oh, fuck. OK.

1325
01:00:17,920 --> 01:00:20,460
I have a I'm kind of like I used to have a tongue ring.

1326
01:00:20,460 --> 01:00:22,440
And I think that has forever

1327
01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:25,040
caused me to have some weird speech impediment. OK.

1328
01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:28,240
But what I meant to say was chamber pop music.

1329
01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:29,480
But I'm now curious.

1330
01:00:29,480 --> 01:00:33,380
I might try to write my next song in the style of chamber pot music,

1331
01:00:33,380 --> 01:00:34,840
because that actually sounds awesome.

1332
01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:36,880
Old timey poo that you throw out the window.

1333
01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:39,820
It's like there's a lot of like kind of subtle splashing or just like,

1334
01:00:39,820 --> 01:00:44,520
I don't know. Well, I'll see what happens with it. But yeah, I like subtle splashing.

1335
01:00:45,620 --> 01:00:47,420
It's going to be my next album. Yeah.

1336
01:00:47,420 --> 01:00:49,100
The subtle splashing.

1337
01:00:49,100 --> 01:00:50,820
Well, fuck. Thank you all for listening.

1338
01:00:50,820 --> 01:00:52,300
Thanks for being here, Alex. Thank you very much.

1339
01:00:52,300 --> 01:00:54,660
Thank you for having me. This was so fun. Yeah.

1340
01:00:54,700 --> 01:00:56,800
It's a good entry into the world of the podcast.

1341
01:00:56,800 --> 01:00:58,340
So thank you. Excellent.

1342
01:00:58,340 --> 01:01:00,240
Now you can go on to be in a good podcast.

1343
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:02,240
No, I don't think that's a good choice for me.

1344
01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:04,640
Now stick with us. This is my level right here.

1345
01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:06,780
Yeah. Stick in the chamber pot better.

1346
01:01:06,780 --> 01:01:11,680
We are on social media at Cage,

1347
01:01:11,680 --> 01:01:14,160
Match, Pod or Cage underscore match underscore pod.

1348
01:01:14,160 --> 01:01:17,160
If you want to find us, we're also on Patreon at Cage Match.

1349
01:01:17,220 --> 01:01:21,700
And special thanks to our Sparkle buddies, Josh, Sean, Josie, Rico,

1350
01:01:21,700 --> 01:01:26,060
Matt and Adam and our cage dancers, Ira, John, Freeman and Lance.

1351
01:01:26,960 --> 01:01:28,440
Awesome. Yeah.

1352
01:01:28,440 --> 01:01:31,100
Hey, get that ruler out, too.

1353
01:01:31,500 --> 01:01:32,700
Oh, yeah.

1354
01:01:32,700 --> 01:01:34,340
Measure the Squatch.

1355
01:01:34,340 --> 01:01:36,880
Wow. That was not as much growth as I expected.

1356
01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:40,140
Well, it's meant to grow over 72 hours.

1357
01:01:41,720 --> 01:01:43,820
Hey, the water is cold.

1358
01:01:44,780 --> 01:01:45,920
Yeah, be kind, Alex.

1359
01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:48,020
I'm sorry. I'm just calling it like I see it.

1360
01:01:48,020 --> 01:01:50,060
It's actually smaller than when it was in.

1361
01:01:52,360 --> 01:01:53,260
I don't think so.

1362
01:01:53,260 --> 01:01:54,820
Get the ruler.

1363
01:01:54,820 --> 01:01:57,000
I need the facts.

1364
01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:58,360
It depends on if you look from the side.

1365
01:01:58,360 --> 01:02:00,660
It looks bigger from the top. It definitely looks smaller.

1366
01:02:00,660 --> 01:02:04,500
Yeah, straight on. It just looks like all.

1367
01:02:06,500 --> 01:02:07,740
Bye bye.

1368
01:02:10,140 --> 01:02:12,240
Wait, yes. Oh, it was precise.

1369
01:02:12,240 --> 01:02:13,540
You measure.

1370
01:02:15,820 --> 01:02:17,380
You knew it was going to be slimy.

1371
01:02:17,380 --> 01:02:18,720
I didn't.

1372
01:02:18,720 --> 01:02:21,060
Have you never grown one of these before?

1373
01:02:21,060 --> 01:02:23,260
Oh, it is a little tiny bit bigger.

1374
01:02:23,260 --> 01:02:25,560
Oh, God, it's got a weird gel around it.

1375
01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:28,400
Wow. This is a fun experiment.

1376
01:02:28,400 --> 01:02:30,360
Yeah, kind of.

1377
01:02:30,360 --> 01:02:32,560
Does it say how long are you supposed to leave it in there?

1378
01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:33,800
Three days. Oh, OK.

1379
01:02:33,800 --> 01:02:35,540
Yeah. So this is just the beginning of it.

1380
01:02:35,540 --> 01:02:37,900
So it's like, do you?

1381
01:02:38,940 --> 01:02:39,840
All right.

1382
01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:42,540
Who? Bye bye.

1383
01:02:42,540 --> 01:02:44,880
Bye bye.

1384
01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:47,880
Bye bye.

1385
01:02:56,220 --> 01:02:58,820
Or if you want to be extra wrong, S.H.O.N.

1386
01:03:01,120 --> 01:03:03,160
I do like to be extra wrong sometimes.

1387
01:03:03,160 --> 01:03:07,040
It really helps when you have people who are touchy about the spelling of their name.

1388
01:03:07,060 --> 01:03:08,160
Yeah.

1389
01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:10,840
I like when someone spells it really weird and really off.

1390
01:03:10,840 --> 01:03:14,640
Yeah. Like with a P.H.

1391
01:03:14,640 --> 01:03:15,940
Chiffon.

1392
01:03:15,940 --> 01:03:18,240
Chavon. What's up, Chiffon?

1393
01:03:18,240 --> 01:03:19,940
That's all I'm going to call you now.

1394
01:03:19,940 --> 01:03:23,480
Chiffon or cow. Yeah, Chiffon.

1395
01:03:24,380 --> 01:03:25,580
Nipples on the batsuit dot com.

1396
01:03:25,580 --> 01:03:27,580
Just you.

1397
01:03:27,580 --> 01:03:28,560
You re-upped. I re-upped.

1398
01:03:28,560 --> 01:03:29,480
I'm never getting rid of that.

1399
01:03:29,480 --> 01:03:30,620
No, you should keep that for you.

1400
01:03:30,620 --> 01:03:33,260
You're going to use that for anything specific or.

1401
01:03:33,260 --> 01:03:34,620
I've owned it for over 20 years now.

1402
01:03:34,620 --> 01:03:36,000
It's just it's just there.

1403
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:37,860
This sometime the iron is going to be hot.

1404
01:03:37,860 --> 01:03:39,660
Yeah. Time to strike. Yeah.

1405
01:03:39,660 --> 01:03:41,100
I think that moment. Batman.

1406
01:03:41,100 --> 01:03:44,740
Passed when they had nipples on the bat suit.

1407
01:03:44,740 --> 01:03:46,400
Yeah, they're never going to do that again.

1408
01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:48,980
Like that was a protest site at first.

1409
01:03:48,980 --> 01:03:50,880
Yeah. I see. Bring them back.

1410
01:03:50,880 --> 01:03:53,120
Right. Put more nips on those suits.

1411
01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:56,120
I require anatomically correct bat suits.

1412
01:03:56,140 --> 01:03:59,360
Why don't you change get a site that's no nipples on the bat suit?

1413
01:03:59,360 --> 01:04:01,220
A new protest site.

1414
01:04:01,220 --> 01:04:03,420
There aren't enough nipples in the Batman movies.

1415
01:04:03,420 --> 01:04:05,360
That's true. Real or otherwise.

1416
01:04:05,360 --> 01:04:07,460
They're pretty pretty nipple free. Yeah.

1417
01:04:07,460 --> 01:04:09,080
Disappointing.

1418
01:04:09,080 --> 01:04:11,300
Something I hadn't thought about before, but you're absolutely right.

1419
01:04:11,300 --> 01:04:14,000
Yeah. The Bane could have used like nine nipples.

1420
01:04:15,220 --> 01:04:18,600
Like every time he venoms up more nipples, just pop out all over him.

1421
01:04:18,600 --> 01:04:22,240
Like not muscles, but he nips out a dog.

1422
01:04:23,060 --> 01:04:25,240
He's more nipple than man.

1423
01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:29,740
You were raised in the nipples.

1424
01:04:29,740 --> 01:04:31,100
I don't remember that quote.

1425
01:04:31,100 --> 01:04:33,380
I'm not going to try to remember that movie.

1426
01:04:33,380 --> 01:04:37,580
I was born from nipples. There you go.