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Oh, God. Oh, my God.

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Oh, man, you don't like have cool, like

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scoping out a butt and being like, OK, that butt's like a love seat.

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But I'm going to I'm going to sell them on the best love seat.

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No, no, there's not a whole lot of like

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there's not a whole lot of but looking. It's more or less.

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I'm going to show you the most expensive shit.

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I'm going to talk about getting you on a mattress

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because that's where I make my real money.

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OK, that's where I make my tracks with construction.

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Like I'll I'll talk about getting people on a mattress.

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I like that idea, though.

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He's like, sir, with a dump truck like that,

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the only recliner for you is this barca right here.

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Yeah. Look, brother, I see you swing a big dick.

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You're going to need like extra like lumbar support

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because I can tell that it's hell on your back every day.

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So OK, you guys, if I remember right,

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we're excited because you were hoping to talk about snake eyes,

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which unfortunately is not happening.

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Correct. Yeah. So we we are in and around the Atlantic City area,

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like both born and raised, all three of us are born and raised.

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Oh, that is perfect.

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Our first episode we ever did was snake eyes.

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We had to. Yes.

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Yeah, that leads into everything I want to talk about today,

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because I really just I've always been curious about Atlantic City

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as somebody who's been to Vegas plenty of times.

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It's not the same. No, it's not.

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And it's not even close.

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You did describe yourself as AC curious earlier today.

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So I'm a C curious.

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I just got to know more about this city.

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Like is it is it dirty?

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You've got a boardwalk, right?

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Yeah, yeah, it's not as dirty as it was like five years ago.

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It's still pretty dirty, dude.

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It's still grimy.

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Like there's there's nice sections and then there's section.

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Like it's not as bad as people say like

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whenever I was like, oh, no, you'll get stabbed.

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I'm like, no, you'll get robbed.

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You won't get stabbed.

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And very rarely do they spend the effort to do the actual stabbing.

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They will take.

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Listen, we know what we're good at.

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It's slinging crack and taking your money at Blackjack tables.

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I have a very important question.

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What's the buffets itch and how does the how is the shrimp presented?

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Oh, good question.

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This is relevant for me.

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Yeah, I worked briefly as security in a casino in Atlantic City

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when I was in college and I was told under no uncertain terms to avoid

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buffet and I have always followed that.

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So I don't have any practical experience with it.

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So I have a lot of practical experience because

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in my college years and even up to today in my college, I was much heavier.

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Not like fatter like I played a lot of poker.

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Oh, that kind of heavy.

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And that's and that's how I paid for my last two years of college

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was through playing poker.

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Dude, sick.

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So I I know a lot of buffets.

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The showboat, which is not a casino anymore, had a really good one.

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The shrimp was not presented in any special way.

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The Borgata, the brunch one, the Borgata is like the high end casino there.

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We'll put their shrimp already peeled around a martini.

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Oh, that was OK.

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That was my question.

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Like, yeah, that's pretty perfect.

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Peter and I have.

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A problem.

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I have a shrimp problem.

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But like the first time first time we were in Vegas together

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and we were at a brunch buffet,

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we were like, let's get weird of some shrimp and it was all peel and eat.

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And we fucking bullshit.

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That's too much work.

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And then we were just there a month ago

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and went to the wind buffet and we got shrimpy.

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We're in in in Vegas.

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In Vegas.

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You see, I've been to Vegas in about two years now at this point.

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And when I went, the only buffet that was open was the MGM grant.

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Oh, yeah.

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Was great because I stayed there for three days.

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So I just fucked up the buffet.

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That's where we went the first time.

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Yeah, they're peeling it.

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Peeling each shrimp. Fuck that shit.

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That's too much work.

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Like seven shrimp out of the time, like laid on a bed of ice.

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They saw us coming so fast and they were like, these motherfuckers.

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Put out the slow shrimp.

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Slow shrimp for these low boys.

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But Peter, how many shrimp did you eat in a I did eat

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40 shrimp the last time, which was a gross amount of that's too many shrimp.

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No, no, no, that's that's respectable.

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You ever get the frozen wheel from the grocery store?

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Fuck yeah.

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I have nobody stopping you from just buying you.

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You don't have to be having a party or anything.

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You could just buy like 60 cocktail shrimps in a wheel.

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The hardest part is just waiting for them to defrost.

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That's true. Yeah.

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And I don't have that patience.

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I'm just going to chow down.

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Now you got a safe way right before closing.

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They're defrosted.

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Yeah. My girlfriend's allergic to shrimp.

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And I would go to Safeway and get the like five dollar like mini shrimp cocktail

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and just car snack it and make her drive me around.

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She's a lovely woman, but.

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Her mom's there. I love it.

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But shrimp is a old car snack, man.

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Yeah. And she had to open the doors and stuff because she didn't want me touching

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things with my shrimp fingers afterwards.

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And. Oh, Peter, at my company lunch yesterday,

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one of the orders was bacon wrapped shrimp.

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How many did you eat?

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They wouldn't give me the tray.

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Were they shrimp?

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They're prawns. Cowards.

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They were shrimping, which are they were a big shrimp like the shrimp we had in.

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I guess you working for a company that has lunch in.

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Latida. Yeah.

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Now they I asked if they'd give me the tray and they said no.

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No, fuckers. Yeah.

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That's a horseshit.

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Oh, have you seen this whole

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Panera charged lemonade bullshit?

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Yeah, I just heard about this on.

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Yeah. Wait, I'm out of the loop on this.

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Is this like a Panera for Loco?

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Well, there's no alcohol, but a large.

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So worse. OK.

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Yeah. I charged like a large charged lemonade has like 400 milligrams of caffeine in it.

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People on Reddit were going on about it the other day.

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Oh, there's a lawsuit about it.

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Oh, there's a lawsuit.

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You people have died.

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Cowards.

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I go to the gym with somebody who uses his free workout.

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Like it just rung.

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It just like rung in my brain.

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I'm like, wait a minute.

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I do know what you're talking about because somebody that I lift with literally

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uses it as fucking pre-workout, which is insanity.

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I am kind of intrigued to like get some and dump

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like grain alcohol in it and just sort of relive the four local days.

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The four local days.

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It's just a combination of it was incredible caffeine and too much alcohol.

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Miss those days a little bit.

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It would probably kill me.

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That's just riot punch.

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Oh, God, what was it? A friend, some friends of mine

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and I went revenge of the Sith came out.

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We decided to stay up all night, get drunk and then go watch it.

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But he was exhausted by the time we finally got there at like 10 in the morning.

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So he bought two, four locos and just down them both in the theater

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within the first like 10 minutes of the movie and then passed the fuck out.

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Yeah.

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Woke up screaming.

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As one does, we're drinking two, four locos, at least back in the good days.

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The classic days. Yeah.

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Oh, that was that was that was the beginning.

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That was that was middle of the end of his drink.

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Yeah, that'll put anybody off of it.

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Slamming two, four locos back to back.

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You wake up screaming. Absolutely.

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While watching episode one.

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Oh, it was revenge of the Sith.

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The only one worth watching.

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Yeah, all right. Prequels.

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The bar that I worked at when four local got discontinued.

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Our liquor rep came by and he was like, hey, I got these four locos

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and I can't do anything with them.

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Do you guys want them?

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Like, and I was like, yeah, the kitchen staff will take all of your four locos.

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So he just gives us like multiple flats of four locos out of his van.

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And so we throw a party that night just a straight up four locos party.

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And it's just like going off in the backyard and like the kitchen manager

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does a trust fall off of his own roof.

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There's just like people shoving each other.

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It's getting loud and too many locos. Yeah. How many?

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How many cans are in a flat?

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Twenty four. Someone do some math for me.

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How many flats were there?

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Three, I think.

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Seventy two. Seventy two. Yeah.

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That's seventy two locos.

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That's too many locos.

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Wait, no, no, more.

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Yeah, I work at college.

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I'm not doing more math.

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Someone do math for me.

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And then we need an Arif magician around here.

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It's not not going to be any of us.

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No, sorry, I went for political science, so it's even more useful

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sort of math fucking degree.

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I have a degree in.

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Wait, you're not applying that when selling large,

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derriered people like Barca loungers.

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I mean, only if they want to hear the words of the great Karl Marx.

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But I mean, that's really it.

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Have you tried?

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It might be a new thing.

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First, check out their ass and then tell them about.

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Tell them about surplus value.

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You got to evaluate their ass using like the framing thing.

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So if you get through that party with nobody getting charged with a felony,

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nobody was arrested at this one.

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That's a lame party.

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I don't think it even got busted.

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So I think the only God, the only party that I remember ever getting busted

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was at my buddy Joey's house, and he used to like drive around

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and like just roll up to the campus like smoke shacks and be like,

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having a party.

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Anybody want to come over to my house and just like invite strangers?

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Like, usually it'd be like a bunch of freshmen and stuff would be like,

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yeah, I need a place to drink, but the cops bust this party

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and I'm outside smoking a cigarette and this kid's like, oh, man, I got to.

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I got to get out of here.

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I can't like be holding this weed and I'm too young to be drinking.

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And I'm like, well, toss that bag in the barbecue there.

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And that'll be fine.

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I'll never look in the barbecue.

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Then hop the fence and book it.

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And so he does and then I just take his weed and I never saw this kid again anyway.

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So like, it's like, oh, yeah, it's played worked out great.

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One of the kids that jumped over like landed in the neighbor's

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Koi pond and like actually landed on some very expensive fish.

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I mean, I got a free 40s out of it.

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So I was pretty.

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I didn't care. It wasn't my house or anything.

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I just partied on the roof all the time.

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Poor fish.

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And with that, because there is no good segue tonight.

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Welcome back to Cage Matt's colon around about wave media, Nicholas Cage.

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I'm your host, Sean, here with my cohost Nick.

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I'm Nick and our producer Peter.

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Hello. And from Nick Cage fight.

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Why don't you guys introduce yourselves?

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I'm Josh and here with my usual cohost.

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Hi, I'm Rich.

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I am the one who is talking now.

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Well done. You guys are fucking consummate professionals.

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Well, yeah, yeah, you have to know the voices.

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I mean, this is a when you take us off our intro script.

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We scramble, dude.

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Yeah, I was just like, wait, Josh is talking.

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What do I do?

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Because it's always Josh is talking.

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Ryan answers I answer.

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Thanks, Ryan, for fucking it up.

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We can just cut some audio of Ryan from your podcast and we'll just put him in.

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We got to put a bye bye in is what we'll do.

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Does he have a good bye bye?

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He he ends every episode with a different bye bye.

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Oh, OK.

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I would say you want to hear some good shit.

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Just go to like part two of every single one of our episodes

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as we have two episodes a week.

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If you want to hear something good, skip half of our content.

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Not even I'm missing for 3% of the content.

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Perfect. That's all you need.

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Listen to one ad read and then just the end.

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Yeah, listen, we need that money.

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Yeah. So do you guys want to describe kind of what you do for your show?

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Obviously, you go deeper than we do because you're doing two episodes

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for one movie and we do one episode for two movies because we're lazy.

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Or stupid, I don't know.

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A little column a little column.

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Yeah, no, we do like we do synopsis and

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like our opinions, breakdowns, tidbits, trivia,

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try and figure out what went wrong in a lot of these movies.

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So like we always start great.

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Like we always start with, you know, directors, writers,

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some of the notable cast and then basically the plot beats of the film

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and then commentary on them.

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It does take two episodes for everyone of these movies

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because we're a little pedantic about the details.

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Seeing as we never do this in any proper order in this podcast,

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we take two Nicholas Cage films and put them against each other

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till one day we decide what the cages film is.

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Yeah, we're into our 32 round of 32.

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Round of 32.

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And this is wacky.

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Yeah, this is the wacky episode.

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Sorcerer's Apprentice and Wicker Man.

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And do you guys have any sort of strong feelings one way or the other

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as to which one you would want to talk about?

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My whole thoughts on this was like, so the answer is Wicker Man.

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And we can just talk about anything else, right?

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Because as far as I know, Sorcerer's Apprentice

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does not have Nick Cage dressed in a bear costume punching women.

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All right, we're getting right to it.

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So Wicker Man, we go.

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Re-watching this film.

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Well, hang on.

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I have a quick question because we're in the wacky category

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and I did not see between worlds anywhere on your list.

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It's in there.

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I was chatting to a person on a dating app recently

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and I put my Nick Cage podcast on there

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because I have so much going on in my life.

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And their first question to me was, did you see the movie

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where he's a trucker and fucks the ghost of his dead wife

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through a teenager?

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I'm like, between worlds.

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Yes, I know.

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Intimately.

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Yeah, that's a deep cut from somebody.

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You know, I love when he reads that Nick Cage poetry.

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It's so.

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My.

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Hi.

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I want to be like a full book and I want to buy it.

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Oh my God, I just want to get it tattooed on my back, full back tattoo.

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Of that.

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So this this podcast has introduced us to at least two of my

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favorite movies of all time that I would have never seen, one of which

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being between worlds and the other one.

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Josh already knows where I'm going fucking kill chain.

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You did love kill chain.

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It was so good.

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Yeah, that's it.

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It didn't make a cut for us.

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Just just watch it.

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Just OK.

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Just watch it.

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I mean, for me, like for me, the movie that I think I never would

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have watched or heard about without this podcast, but I absolutely love

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is Red Rock West.

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Absolutely.

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We just watch that.

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It's very good.

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It's so good.

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That movie fucking slaps.

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I love it.

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I had a guy unsolicited ask me if we watched that.

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And I was like, fuck yeah.

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And he's like, I love that movie.

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So good.

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I'm so excited to go back to that.

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That's going to be sooner than later.

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Is it in the next round?

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To the next episode.

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There you go.

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Nice.

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Oh, my God.

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Everyone get out.

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I'm going to watch this movie right now.

355
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Yes.

356
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See you guys.

357
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Good episode.

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Thanks.

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Going back to Wicker Man and the punching of women.

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On our first go around with this movie, we decided the appropriate

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rules for when you can punch a woman, which is when they're trying to

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burn you in a giant human effigy.

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You get one free punch rewatching this film with Peter.

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We realized.

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The one like the one punch he does do sister beaches.

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An asshole.

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She's an asshole.

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And he is in no danger at this point.

369
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No, he definitely.

370
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Yeah, it breaks our rule.

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He broke.

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He broke the one rule.

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And then he roundhouse kicks Lili Sobieski immediately.

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She did jump on his back.

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She did attack him.

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That's true.

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That was self-defense.

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Sister Beach didn't do jack shit.

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She was just an asshole.

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I mean, I'm sorry.

381
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Wicker Man was such a fever dream that it's entertaining every time I watch it.

382
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Was watching a podcast or I'm just throwing it on.

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I'm just like, this is bonkers.

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Whereas Sorcerer's Apprentice is fine as like a like a kids movie,

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pretty formulaic, but every time I see it, which I watched it again today

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in preparation for this, I was like, this is the longest music video

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for the song, Secrets by one Republic.

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Oh, my God, first scene.

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When he does the light show is that's that's like the jumping the shark moment.

390
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At least for me.

391
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Or was was that before or after Nick Cage is just housing sandwiches?

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Because that's one of the best parts.

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It's right after it.

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It's right at the pickle waggling scene, which is one of my favorite ones from that.

395
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So I will say because we haven't watched these movies in over a year now.

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Right. I absolutely loved going back to the Wicker Man because it's so dumb

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and it's so bad.

398
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It is bad and dumb and like so much.

399
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Monkey and the writing is terrible.

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It was so much more fun to watch this one with someone like watching this

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with Peter because the dream within the dream sequence.

402
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Oh, yeah.

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Which I still maintain should have ended with a third dream

404
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where he just gets hit by a semi-trial.

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He wakes up.

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A third time.

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You know that got kicked around the writers room.

408
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You know, absolutely.

409
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In fact, that they were like, is that too much?

410
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Yeah, it's probably too much.

411
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Too many dreams inside of dreams.

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This is pre-inception.

413
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So, you know, fucking Nolan being this great director

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and he just stole the train, the train thing.

415
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Yeah. This movie.

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Come at us, Christopher Nolan.

417
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Don't do it.

418
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I cannot afford that lawsuit.

419
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Same. We love your movies.

420
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Allegedly.

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What was in that bag?

422
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I just want to know the shark bag.

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What was in the bag?

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Is that a shark?

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It's a.

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I just I do appreciate that this movie does go so far out of its way

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to like justify everything dumb about it to like explain it away

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within the scope of the film because he's a terrible detective.

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So they make sure to like make a joke about him.

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Like, what are you going to go for detective?

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He has no reasoning skills.

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He is just so bad.

433
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Yeah. Yeah.

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I struggle with this movie.

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I enjoy it and I enjoy just like watching it being dumb.

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But at the same time, I just I find it so hard to like anything about it.

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Like, I'm going to house this mead.

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And now I'm going to start slamming my badge around and just threatening people.

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Why? Yeah. Why?

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Did you guys end up watching the original Wicker Man?

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I had seen the original years ago.

442
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I haven't rewatched it since we watched it for recording our episode of it.

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But it was more tightly done.

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It wasn't as absurd and over the top.

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And I like I wasn't sure what they were going for with the Nick Cage version

446
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because Cage does play it sort of straight, but a little wild

447
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and then completely loses his mind at the end of the film.

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He does go full cage.

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It's fair to think that you had hit a breaking point at some moment during all of this.

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I did say one of my favorite favorite parts of the film, like if you can just

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pluck it out of context, because I thought it was the most sincere bit of acting

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in the whole thing is when he finally gets a cell like cell signal

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like right at the very end and is like, buddy calls him.

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That is exactly the phone call you would get from me if I found myself in that situation.

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Like, please, please help.

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Are you there?

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Help me.

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It's just pure panic.

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I'm in a bare suit.

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I don't know.

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I don't know how I got here.

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I just all the shit they put him through for this like noble night.

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Yeah, the noble night thing coming of his own accord.

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I mean, all that was true before the everything else him just showing up like.

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So this was just them fucking with them.

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Yeah, they could have just snatched him and burned them, I'm guessing.

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But like, according to the rules of whatever fertility spell, I guess they're

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casting and then instead they're like, nah, you know, we only do this every couple

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of years.

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Let's have a little fun with it.

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You know what I mean?

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Yeah, roll out.

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Beasting man, let him let him see that guy.

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Or the woman covered in bees.

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Do you think those two are connected?

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Beasting man and he was in recovery.

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If I was in this situation and I showed up on this island, if they were like, oh,

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yeah, this is your child, I'd be like, well, great, I'm a terrible swimmer, but

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peace.

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I'm fucking just swimming out.

481
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I never would have gotten into this problem.

482
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Yes.

483
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Well, they only they said it was only a couple of miles.

484
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I could it be slow, but I could do it.

485
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I would drown and that'd be fine, too.

486
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Better than what?

487
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Better than child support or burning to death after being hobbled.

488
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Yeah, going with drowning over burning to death.

489
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You do a real complete opposites there.

490
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What work? So it's only on the rewatch that I noticed that like they completely

491
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this is supposed to be for their harvest to like make sure that the honey is

492
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sweeter or whatever.

493
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But what do we want from honey?

494
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I don't even know.

495
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They completely fuck up the rest of their like islands, little economy or because

496
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the guy who brings them all their stuff that isn't honey, they kill for this.

497
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What they do to his face.

498
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Like it looked like he had weird, like, I don't know, wicker threads, like sewing

499
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his mouth shut.

500
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Weird wicker hands.

501
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Yeah, like cut us hands off and give him little like spiky things.

502
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But like that's fucking weird.

503
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Yes.

504
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That's the guy who brings up all their supplies and like.

505
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:38,800
Yeah, they kind of fuck themselves over on that one.

506
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Well, the whole thing like the whole big reveal of the wicker man at the end is

507
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they only mention the wicker man like once in the movie before that.

508
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So there's no real big good thing about that.

509
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:50,800
The wicker man like once in the movie before that, so there's no real big

510
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:52,800
reveal. It just is there.

511
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:55,800
It's occurring to me for the first time.

512
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:58,800
How did you not catch a glimpse of that fucker at some point while you're

513
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:00,800
running around the island?

514
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:02,800
He's all over the place in that fucking island.

515
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:04,800
They put a blue tarp over it.

516
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:08,800
It's just 60 foot tall blue tarped.

517
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:09,800
Yeah.

518
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:13,800
They just put some bee wings on it and Nick Cage like instinctively won't look

519
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:14,800
at it.

520
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:15,800
He's like, oh, fuck no, the bees.

521
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:16,800
I don't know.

522
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:20,800
It's also one of those movies where I'm just like, how good can it be that

523
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,800
its most memorable scene was deleted?

524
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:25,800
Well, it's from the extended cut, right?

525
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:27,800
Yeah, the not the bees.

526
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:28,800
They're in my eyes.

527
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:29,800
Not the bees.

528
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:31,800
Yeah, I think we watched the scene.

529
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:35,800
We did watch it together, but it doesn't add anything except for him just

530
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:37,800
being absolutely fucking bonkers.

531
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:38,800
Yeah.

532
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:39,800
Yeah.

533
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:41,800
Well, the audio was already included.

534
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:44,800
Now you just see it instead of it being a black screen.

535
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,800
It's like, well, he never says the bees thing.

536
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:49,800
It's the hobbling that they did the black screen.

537
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:54,800
Yeah, which I think there's no footage of him being hobbled that we know of.

538
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:58,800
Just him being pulled up by his ankles after the hobbling just his insult

539
00:23:58,800 --> 00:23:59,800
to injury at that point.

540
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:02,800
I mean, I think it's injury to injury at that point.

541
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:06,800
Well, they don't care at that point.

542
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:09,800
He's going to die anyway in six minutes.

543
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:10,800
Just hot meat.

544
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:11,800
Yeah.

545
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:14,800
Burn to death by his own daughter.

546
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:15,800
I still like the thing.

547
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:17,800
We said this in our first episode, our first go around of this.

548
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:20,800
And I just like, he's like, no, honey, don't burn daddy.

549
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,800
And it's like, don't daddy.

550
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:25,800
Obviously she doesn't give a shit about you dude.

551
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:27,800
Was that a don't wake daddy.

552
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,800
The board game reference.

553
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:30,800
Okay.

554
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:34,800
Yeah, I was going to move past it personally, but here we are.

555
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:37,800
No, it's my one joke.

556
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:39,800
It is he uses it all the time.

557
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:41,800
It's just don't burn daddy.

558
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:47,800
I will say both of these movies include one of my favorite niche types of

559
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:51,800
scenes, which is an adult character saying an insane thing to a child.

560
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:57,800
So you have don't burn daddy and you have a Molina going, you are wasting

561
00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:00,800
my time to attend your old Dave.

562
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:04,800
He gets broken out of the prison.

563
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:08,800
When, when Molina, I'm just going to throw this in here now.

564
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:11,800
Critics the Napoleon.

565
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:16,800
Also, why was that kid, he's like 10, that's fourth grade.

566
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:18,800
Why is he writing reports on Napoleon?

567
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:20,800
I agree with that 100%.

568
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:23,800
But I did love the scene where he's roasting that he's like, your

569
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:24,800
brother was weak.

570
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:26,800
He's like, what's a fucking child?

571
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:32,800
He's like, no, that was probably the best interaction there.

572
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:36,800
Did you guys find anything new with wicker man watching it recently?

573
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:39,800
I forgot that James Franco was in it.

574
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:42,800
And John Ritter, Jason Ritter.

575
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:45,800
Peter, you'd mentioned like, oh, here's that weird, like take me with

576
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:47,800
you scene that never goes anywhere.

577
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:49,800
And oh, yeah, no, she says it at the end.

578
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:50,800
Right.

579
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:54,800
She's practicing for when she like is going to, you know, seduce Franco.

580
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:56,800
She's a little old for boys.

581
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:57,800
Allegedly.

582
00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:01,800
Is it, is it allegedly at this point?

583
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:03,800
Come at me, James Franco.

584
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:05,800
Oh, yeah.

585
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:09,800
I have every time I rewatch it, one of the weirdest things that I

586
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:13,800
like that just bothers me because I don't know what they were going

587
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:18,800
for was the teacher also playing like a farmer who's like, I have

588
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:20,800
no idea who the fuck you are.

589
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:21,800
Yeah, the two.

590
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:22,800
The twin thing.

591
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:24,800
Sister Rose and sister Thorn.

592
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:28,800
The twin thing just in general kind of grinds my gears because

593
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:30,800
twins are so gross.

594
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:34,800
And they've also got those like shitty old ladies, like,

595
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:37,800
and they're not and the wicker man.

596
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:41,800
No, I would have asked for the day off if I was on set and they

597
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:42,800
were filming that.

598
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:43,800
I'd be like, gross.

599
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:44,800
No, there's, yeah.

600
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:47,800
Well, there's a bunch of like the worst little kid twins commercial

601
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:48,800
ever.

602
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:52,800
But no, like, is that what they were going for?

603
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:56,800
Is it were they going for her being like the next set of twins

604
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:59,800
because this place is all cyclical or was it just the teacher fucking

605
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:00,800
with them?

606
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:04,800
Because that's what I read it as. It was just like, now you're

607
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:06,800
just being really blatant with this guy.

608
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:08,800
I think he's starting to get suspicious.

609
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:11,800
A lot of twin children, like a lot of the girls were twins in the

610
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:13,800
school and outside of it.

611
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,800
Also, when he goes to like, when he just starts kicking indoors

612
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:18,800
and asking to see kids.

613
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:19,800
Oh, yeah.

614
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:22,800
And there's the like, there's the one child who's like pre hiding

615
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:24,800
in a closet to like scare him.

616
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:25,800
Oh yeah, pretending to be dead.

617
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,800
It's like, why were you in that closet?

618
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:30,800
This is our fun harvest game.

619
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:33,800
They don't show you the five other houses with like kids like

620
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:35,800
waiting in the closet and they get no pay off.

621
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:39,800
Like maybe next time, kiddo, you know, I guess they alluded to

622
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:42,800
that with the crow in the desk early on.

623
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:45,800
Like we put it in there to see how long it could take it.

624
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:47,800
And then just do that to kids.

625
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:50,800
When I was a kid, like in preschool, the other kids put me in a

626
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:53,800
closet and just locked me in the closet.

627
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:58,800
This is a metaphor. No, no, that's my life.

628
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:00,800
You were a nerd.

629
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:01,800
Yeah.

630
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:02,800
Well, jokes on them.

631
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:04,800
I threw blocks at all their heads.

632
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:05,800
Jokes.

633
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:07,800
I have a Nick Cage podcast now.

634
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:08,800
Yeah.

635
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:09,800
Come at me.

636
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:10,800
Other kids.

637
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:11,800
Fucking kids.

638
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:12,800
They suck.

639
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:16,800
So if, uh, if you punch one person on the island, do you all

640
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:17,800
know what you're doing?

641
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:20,800
I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like,

642
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:23,800
do you have the girl on the Osman.

643
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:32,800
I don't know about it.

644
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:35,800
Did he ever say it when I just got here?

645
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:37,800
How was this kid'sthen?

646
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,800
When you have your build in that you have more stuff in there?

647
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:40,800
Yeah.

648
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:43,800
If you punch one person on the island, do you also get to punch

649
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:44,800
their twin?

650
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:45,800
Or.

651
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:46,800
Okay.

652
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:47,800
Does their twin feel it?

653
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:52,600
the like fucking MMA chops to just lay waste to this island of women with

654
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:55,640
because they don't give you any of that in the setup.

655
00:28:55,840 --> 00:29:01,760
You just sort of get blown up as far as like MMA credentials in quality

656
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:06,040
of beating up women. That's a poorly, poorly structured sentence.

657
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:13,360
His ability to beat up women being unparalleled on the island is.

658
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:14,760
What?

659
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:16,640
Oh, please continue.

660
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:19,360
Can't wait to get canceled over this.

661
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:20,280
We haven't been.

662
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:23,440
If we have it's amazing that we haven't said something that's because.

663
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:26,400
Well, the trick is you just don't have a feminine audience.

664
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:28,320
And these are never going to be problems.

665
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:29,960
That's true. Yeah.

666
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:34,600
Yeah. If you just start a Nick Cage podcast, you'd know women aren't going to listen.

667
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:37,400
Yeah. This is a real dudes rock podcast.

668
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:40,640
It's all fucking chess hair and come gutters. Come on.

669
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:43,160
So you're saying.

670
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:45,160
He beats up women real good.

671
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:48,280
I don't know where I was going with it, but I like it.

672
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:52,600
They're obviously doing something right down in California.

673
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:58,080
Now, but I do like this like with a lot of some of the cage movies that we've seen

674
00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:02,880
where it's like they threw in they clearly threw in shit just because it was cool.

675
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:04,560
Not because it made narrative sense.

676
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:06,960
Like he disguises himself as a bear.

677
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:11,160
And as soon as he gets to where people are, he removes.

678
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:12,960
He's like, it's me. I'm the bear.

679
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:15,960
And it's just like why I even do it then.

680
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:19,960
Dude, it's nothing gained from it.

681
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:24,320
I just remembered one of my favorite things that's when he's at

682
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:30,160
Sister's Summer's Isles place and she's telling it like he's leaving and she

683
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:33,440
opens the door and she's like, oh, your transport is here.

684
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:36,040
The like Butler hands him his bicycle.

685
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:40,960
Like your transport has arrived and he fucking all the time he spends just

686
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:44,080
pushing that bike around, not actually riding it.

687
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:49,800
I imagine it was like hell on his butthole because there were like no paved roads.

688
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:53,960
So just rough dirt roads just pounded away.

689
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:58,120
I forgot about that awkward scene.

690
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:02,080
Whether the one where he gets his butthole pounded by a bicycle.

691
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:03,680
That's in the extended cut.

692
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:04,920
Yes. Yes.

693
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:07,000
Also, do you think do you think cage

694
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:10,160
because specifically because what you were saying, you're like that had to be

695
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:11,840
uncomfortable, do you think he got to a point?

696
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:14,880
He's like, nope, find a reason for me to be pushing the bike in this scene.

697
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:17,400
I'm not riding it anymore.

698
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:18,400
I won't do it.

699
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:21,400
Call my agent.

700
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:23,520
I don't know that Nick Cage has ever said no to anything.

701
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:24,400
He's a method actor.

702
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:25,280
He got into it.

703
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:27,520
He rode that bike to the set.

704
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,680
There you go.

705
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:31,480
Any final thoughts on this film?

706
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:33,040
Anyone?

707
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:34,480
Entertaining, man.

708
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:35,520
It's a lot of fun.

709
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:36,440
It's dumb.

710
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:37,600
It's a lot of fun.

711
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:39,080
We did it for Halloween.

712
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:40,320
I thoroughly enjoyed it.

713
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:41,520
Yeah.

714
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:44,800
It's one of those weird movies where you have to like really focus on it,

715
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:48,560
but but like not focus on what's happening.

716
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:55,000
So you just have to pay attention enough to understand why the movie is still playing.

717
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:55,880
It's one of those things.

718
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:57,360
But don't start asking questions.

719
00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:59,840
Oh, it's like it's one of those things where it has the opening where he like

720
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:04,480
the car gets pulled over and like the car that gets hit by the semi truck.

721
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:06,680
But that has nothing to do with the movie.

722
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:08,560
Fuck that little girl, too, though.

723
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:11,920
Throwing that doll back out at a second time.

724
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:15,760
You guys reminded me of one thing that we brought it up when we first watched it,

725
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:17,200
but I want your guys to take on it.

726
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:24,520
So the like other police officer, the the Lady Cop, yeah, is part of the cult on the

727
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:27,360
island. Did you catch her in like the crowd?

728
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:29,960
No, at the end.

729
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:32,120
Like we had a whole discussion went back and forth.

730
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:34,840
She's like, isn't that the Lady Cop who kept visiting him when he was all

731
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:37,920
depressed and shit about the mom and daughter burning to death?

732
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:41,480
And she's there at the end in the crowd of cultists.

733
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:43,160
That's kind of fucked up.

734
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:44,120
That's very bizarre.

735
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:46,480
It's just makes no sense.

736
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:47,680
No, it doesn't.

737
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:49,800
Do you think they're just reusing the actress?

738
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,480
Or like that could be budgetary.

739
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:56,120
We could only get so many people to agree to be in this movie and or what if it's

740
00:32:56,320 --> 00:33:00,120
a twin? What if it's her twin? Oh, oh, shit.

741
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:03,920
That's the only way it would make sense, actually, because like I thought it was

742
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:07,440
like they they're like, oh, let's put the Lady Cop who was like being nice to him

743
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:09,760
because this whole thing is a setup top to bottom.

744
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:13,400
It's like, but then you just said like you just send these ladies out to baby

745
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:17,480
trap a dude to kill him for the harvest, you know, like seven years later or whatever.

746
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:21,840
So how has she got a full time police job?

747
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:23,360
And still doing this.

748
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:26,520
But the twin think that you might have solved the mystery for me.

749
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:28,360
And now that's not going to bother me anymore.

750
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:29,800
I was fixed wicker, man.

751
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,400
Yes, you did.

752
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:32,440
Good job. No more.

753
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:39,120
Oh, there I apologize for fixing this already perfect movie.

754
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:43,760
I my notes from the first time we watched this are still incredibly applicable.

755
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:46,520
I just I said, what was the point of anything?

756
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:50,640
And then this movie slaps it wins.

757
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:51,880
Agreed. Agreed.

758
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:55,480
By the end of this film, Peter, I would just like laughing or asses up like this

759
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:57,600
movie is awful and I can't stop watching.

760
00:33:57,800 --> 00:33:59,600
So dumb. It's so dumb.

761
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:00,800
But man, it is fun.

762
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:05,200
I don't like I also forgot when he's going to get like his daughter from the

763
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:11,400
pyre, like the fake burning when he's going to get her like he just punches that woman too.

764
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:15,440
Yeah, our rules really didn't comply most of his actions.

765
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:20,400
Well, just because we have the rules doesn't mean he's going to obey the rules.

766
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:21,000
Like it.

767
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:23,280
Reestablish rules outside of that.

768
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:27,840
Yeah, he's punching women and maybe it doesn't fit our rules of acceptability.

769
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:29,960
He's not. He's just I don't think he's a good guy.

770
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:31,680
But he's good at punching women.

771
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:32,880
Bad cop.

772
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:35,080
So on that note, it is a bad cop.

773
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:37,880
Bad cop, bad kid. Yeah. Oh, good movie.

774
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:38,920
Good cage.

775
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:43,560
Where does this fit for you on the Venn diagram of a good movie, good cage, bad movie, bad

776
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:46,120
cage, good, bad, bad, good.

777
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:50,080
Bad movie, unbelievable cage.

778
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:53,560
It is like it is two separate circles.

779
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:58,840
Unbelievable opens up like just a undefined quality.

780
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:02,360
Like unbelievable, bad, unbelievable, good.

781
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:06,040
It's so back because I think we've

782
00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:09,680
watched something like 80 some movies at this point, right?

783
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:13,760
We used to rank our movies and we just stopped doing it because it's like there's

784
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:17,080
too many we cannot continue doing this.

785
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:20,440
So we had two rankings in particular.

786
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:26,040
One was Nick Cage performance and one was Nick Cage unhinged performance.

787
00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:27,520
Yeah.

788
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:29,080
Those are separate things.

789
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:29,920
It does are two.

790
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:33,920
Well, because all right, for example, I'm going to pull a movie out of the air.

791
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:35,840
Moonstruck love it.

792
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:42,240
Moonstruck has an unbelievable unhinged scene, multiple unhinged scenes, actually,

793
00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:46,440
because you also have the scene where he essentially sexually assaults share.

794
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:48,840
So I mean, that happens to share.

795
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:50,920
It's an unhinged lines in that scene, too.

796
00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:55,200
Right. Right. But oh, my God, she did.

797
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:58,880
But when he's not being unhinged, she's still being really good.

798
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:00,320
Josh, I'm blanking on a movie.

799
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:04,680
What's a movie where like Nick Cage was not good but had some incredible unhinged

800
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:07,360
scenes, Zandali Spirit of Engines.

801
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:09,120
Spirit of Engines is a very good one.

802
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:13,760
Badman speech, badman speech was worth a whole fucking movie.

803
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:15,800
I watched the whole movie just for that.

804
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,960
She was horrendous in that movie.

805
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:21,240
But that scene was amazing.

806
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,760
And don't talk shit on Zandali.

807
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:26,400
I wasn't love Zandali.

808
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:29,560
Movie fucks that movie fucks so hard.

809
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:32,640
He's going to black it all out, black it all out.

810
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:36,160
He's going to put cocaine in a woman's bottle.

811
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:39,000
Because that happens.

812
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:42,200
You're our kind of guys.

813
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:43,240
I cannot believe.

814
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:45,600
Red Rival did that.

815
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:47,760
Did that film find onto that film.

816
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:49,240
So fucking crazy.

817
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,960
Movie is so fucking good.

818
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,040
But yeah, no, I'm in full agreement with Rich.

819
00:36:54,240 --> 00:36:59,240
It's I'm not going to lie to the listenership and say it's a good movie.

820
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:01,880
It's not a good movie, but it is entertaining.

821
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:08,360
And Nick Cage's performance is what makes it that it's worth a watch just for that.

822
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:10,600
Yeah, you put John Travolta in this movie.

823
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:11,840
It's not nearly as good.

824
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:13,200
No, same. Yeah, agreed.

825
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:17,560
Yeah, this movie exists because and is only we're talking about because of Nick Cage.

826
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:19,840
Yeah. Yeah, absolutely.

827
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:23,760
Yeah, I think it's a terrible movie and a wild performance.

828
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:26,960
Yes, so I'm inclined to agree.

829
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:28,560
But again, rewatching it,

830
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:32,800
there's so much intention and they played they paid so much attention to like the

831
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:37,320
narrative and trying to make sure everything made sense, even though none of it does.

832
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:39,600
But they tried so hard and I appreciate that.

833
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:43,760
I love when people try and produce terrible things.

834
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:45,320
I will say this.

835
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:52,160
Even if you omit Nick Cage's performance or you don't grade it on his performance,

836
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:56,040
I would take this movie over City of Angels.

837
00:37:56,240 --> 00:38:00,320
It's going to be like there are movies that are just left behind.

838
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:05,240
Yeah, mostly the god stuff are just not going to make next.

839
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:06,520
Yeah, next.

840
00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:07,920
Although next had some shit in it.

841
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,600
Next had great.

842
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:11,680
A great exploding.

843
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:12,920
10 out of 10.

844
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:15,320
Jessica Jessica Beale explosions.

845
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:16,320
Yeah.

846
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:17,600
10 just a few explosions.

847
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:19,000
Perfect seven out of five.

848
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:23,120
I'm not going to take the next bait because I listened to a couple of your guys's

849
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:27,720
episodes, but I specifically didn't listen to this one to see if you got into it

850
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:30,120
because I wanted to ask it myself.

851
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:36,080
So you mentioned City of Angels and I noticed in some of the episodes that I did listen to.

852
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:38,640
I was like, oh, these guys are just like me for real, for real.

853
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:42,680
It's just making, you know, talking about Nick Cage movies and making dick jokes.

854
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:45,040
So when we watch City of Angels,

855
00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:51,560
we had like we got derailed for like 45 minutes straight, asking the question of

856
00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:58,320
when an angel becomes a trans trans substantiated human being, are they circumcised or not?

857
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:01,800
And I'd love you guys to weigh in on that.

858
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:05,440
I mean, I would think uncircumcised, right?

859
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:10,080
Like I would think circumcised with its biblical, right?

860
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:11,080
You're going to make it.

861
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:15,720
But that it's something that has to be like your original true form.

862
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:17,440
I guess fuck my question.

863
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:21,760
OK, were there female angels or was it was all just dudes, right?

864
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:22,840
Dude angels.

865
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:24,920
There were big crowds of angels.

866
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:28,880
All of the angels we directly saw were dude angels.

867
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:30,760
But I'm not saying there weren't.

868
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:33,560
Do they have dicks when they're angels?

869
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:35,000
What's an angel need a dick for?

870
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:37,320
Exactly. The dogma has said no.

871
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:38,600
Dogma has said no.

872
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:43,880
So we went when he becomes a human, like clearly there would be a dick.

873
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:45,120
He has to urinate, right?

874
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:48,040
I mean, he does have sex at one point.

875
00:39:48,240 --> 00:39:49,200
Yeah. Yeah.

876
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:51,040
The one time it's in the shower.

877
00:39:51,240 --> 00:39:51,760
That's it.

878
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:56,520
Yeah, he has the worst sex in the world because it's shower sex and nobody likes shower sex.

879
00:39:56,720 --> 00:40:00,480
And the other angel, the guy who looks like Ron Jeremy,

880
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:02,480
the other the other angel had children.

881
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:04,000
So I guess that you do get a dick.

882
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:10,680
Yeah. So here's here's my thoughts and the guy who's not here for saying

883
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:17,640
circumcised when he wakes up on the ground, Nick Offerman says he's like bloody.

884
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:20,120
There you go. Where'd that come from?

885
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:22,360
Poor skin. He caught it on the way down.

886
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:24,320
Yeah. And it just tore off.

887
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:25,320
That's the fall.

888
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:29,440
Yeah. So they don't have time to organize a bris.

889
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:31,280
So they rubes.

890
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:34,160
Bollberg. God works in mysterious ways.

891
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:34,960
Yeah.

892
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:35,880
Yeah.

893
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:41,160
Like a couple of marbles rolled down some scaffolding and pretty soon you've just

894
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:43,000
got foreskin hanging off of a window.

895
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:44,320
We fucking solve this shit.

896
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:46,200
That's how we didn't die from the fall.

897
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:48,320
The slow descent.

898
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:53,320
Like a cartoon is foreskin gets caught on something and then just snaps at the last

899
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:55,720
second, so it only actually falls like two feet.

900
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:57,320
Yeah, exactly that.

901
00:40:57,320 --> 00:41:03,280
Yeah, I think we solved it. I'm so glad I waited to ask that person.

902
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:05,600
Because that's exactly what I was going for.

903
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:08,720
I think we actually just fixed that movie, too.

904
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:10,160
So we have to go back and rewatch.

905
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:11,840
No, now I like that movie. Yeah.

906
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:13,360
So bad.

907
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:14,800
Yeah, that movie sucks.

908
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,080
They don't even get the musical cues right.

909
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:18,880
I was so mad at that.

910
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:24,800
Like they have the fucking goo doll song, the song that this movie was written around.

911
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:27,760
You like you cannot convince me otherwise.

912
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:33,120
They're playing the song and then the song fades out and it shows fucking what's

913
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:35,160
her name, Meg Ryan and the cabin.

914
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:38,480
And the song is still kind of going on in the background a little bit, like just

915
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:42,880
very, very faintly that's a knock at the door and the song cuts out.

916
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:44,680
She opens the door and it's Nick Cage.

917
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:48,640
And I was like, OK, here comes like the fucking I don't want the world to see me

918
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:51,360
part like really nice and loud and they fucking miss it.

919
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:55,760
And that's what angered me the most about that fucking movie.

920
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:59,440
So for me, it was everything else in the movie.

921
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:04,120
OK, so for me, it was when he like finally like becomes human.

922
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:07,720
He suddenly like when he's an angel, he speaks every language.

923
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:11,560
But when he becomes human, he speaks English when I think he should be speaking

924
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:16,000
like ancient tongues and like not be able to communicate with anyone.

925
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,360
God works in mysterious ways, man.

926
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:21,160
God, God works in English.

927
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:24,960
Every Bible I've seen is in English, so convince me otherwise.

928
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:26,920
But the Romans have taught me anything.

929
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:27,840
Yeah, right.

930
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:32,000
Man is made in God's image and God's image is a white dude.

931
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:35,960
Yeah, I didn't know if I was actually going to be allowed to finish that sentence,

932
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:42,200
but white Anglo Saxon English speaking circumcised.

933
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:46,040
Yeah, obviously blonde hair, blue eyes, baby and fucking cut his shit.

934
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:48,680
Yeah, man, come cut like Jesus is pretty shit.

935
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:50,720
It was up on that cross.

936
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:53,000
Crucifixion is really good for your core,

937
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:57,520
but it's also a really shitty way to spend Easter.

938
00:42:58,200 --> 00:42:59,320
Sorcerers apprentice.

939
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:02,200
Yeah, the natural transition into Sorcerers apprentice.

940
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:04,200
Nick Cage doing magic. Love it.

941
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:06,040
Hell yeah.

942
00:43:06,240 --> 00:43:09,840
Yeah, both of ours lines are awesome.

943
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:13,040
I just love him shitting on.

944
00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:14,280
They've bears though.

945
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:16,680
Or the one that plays the young version of them.

946
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:17,960
And both of them.

947
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:21,880
Yeah, they're both worthy of being picked on.

948
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:24,760
But like everything he fucking says is great.

949
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:28,040
He's just weird and wild and I don't have specific.

950
00:43:28,240 --> 00:43:30,600
The character is just so extra.

951
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:34,920
And I love his wild ass old car.

952
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:38,720
I love all the old man shoe jokes.

953
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:43,080
Old man shoes really get me his weird arm warmers.

954
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:46,600
Like on his forearms, like his outfit is so stupid.

955
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:50,920
It's like a high school girl in the

956
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:56,080
early 2000s who's into like the emo scene put together his outfit.

957
00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:57,960
Stay stage crew in high school.

958
00:43:58,160 --> 00:43:59,280
That's that was yes.

959
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:00,960
Oh, fuck, that's exactly it.

960
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:04,960
I do love how when it's gross because I just saw my face in that and it's like,

961
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:08,160
oh, man, I would have worn that.

962
00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:09,080
That's sick as shit.

963
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:12,480
I do love when they go through like the history of his immortal life and

964
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:16,520
how he's always like kind of dressed to the nines for whatever era he's in.

965
00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:23,080
And then he gets to the mid aughts and it's just like I'm going to cosplay as

966
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:25,640
Harry Dresden as Harry Dresden.

967
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:28,520
The point where he's like, I'm going to get a hat that doesn't fit my head and

968
00:44:28,720 --> 00:44:30,360
stand atop a building's.

969
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:31,880
You mentioned his cool car.

970
00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:35,560
Did you guys know that that was Nick Cage's actual car?

971
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:39,240
We did. Yeah, we talked about that, I believe when we watch it.

972
00:44:39,240 --> 00:44:40,360
But it's cool though, right?

973
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:41,200
Yeah, that is cool.

974
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:42,840
It's a neat fucking vehicle.

975
00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:44,000
I'll give them that.

976
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:47,520
You know that there is an actual car crash during this that injured two

977
00:44:47,720 --> 00:44:53,520
pedestrians that I did not know during during the chase scene when

978
00:44:53,720 --> 00:44:55,640
out from Lena, he's like in a Ferrari, right?

979
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:58,080
And there's that's when they're doing all the mere stuff.

980
00:44:58,120 --> 00:44:58,880
Yeah, the mere stuff.

981
00:44:58,880 --> 00:44:59,480
That was a good one.

982
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:00,400
That was a good car chase.

983
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:05,520
Well, when they were filming it, something went wrong and it crashed like

984
00:45:05,720 --> 00:45:09,040
into a Starbucks and it injured two pedestrians.

985
00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:09,840
Fuck.

986
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:11,840
I honestly see nothing wrong with this.

987
00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:15,760
Fuck up a Starbucks and like if I was one of the pedestrians injured,

988
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:19,360
I would I would dine out on that story all the time and just feel like,

989
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:20,680
don't worry, I'll get the bill.

990
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:23,840
I got this with my Sorcerer's Apprentice Settlement money.

991
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:28,160
Yeah, I had my Ferrari and a Starbucks driven by Alfred Molina.

992
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:34,040
Alfred Molina kind of steals this movie for me because he does not give a fuck.

993
00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:36,200
He's just chewing that scenery.

994
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:41,240
Yeah, he owned his role and he he really brought his A game.

995
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:45,600
I enjoyed him a lot just as much as I liked the Chris Angel want to be.

996
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:46,640
Toby Toby.

997
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:51,680
Yeah, the bad monkey from the second plan of the Apes film.

998
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:52,720
Sure.

999
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:54,640
He was.

1000
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:56,760
I only watch Nicholas Cage movie.

1001
00:45:56,960 --> 00:46:01,040
So you talked to me about this point and I'm not going to know what you're saying.

1002
00:46:01,240 --> 00:46:05,600
But I love the scene when he's bullying Dave Dave Dave.

1003
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:07,640
In the bathroom.

1004
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:08,680
I look what's the line?

1005
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:11,320
It's like, oh, it's like, you know, I am like, are you in Depeche Mode?

1006
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:15,840
And your response to that was that's a joke for no one watching this movie.

1007
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:17,520
Yeah.

1008
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:22,320
The core demographic of that movie is not going to know who Depeche Mode is.

1009
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:24,960
Well, I still ask the same questions like, who is this movie for?

1010
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:28,960
Because it's mildly like it's for Jerry Brookheimer.

1011
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:31,360
Yeah, but it's like it's kind of a kids movie.

1012
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:35,480
But there's a weird sex pest element where he's still in love with the same

1013
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:39,520
girl when he was 10 and he kind of looks up her skirt when they were the crotch.

1014
00:46:39,720 --> 00:46:41,120
Yeah. Oh, yeah.

1015
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:42,320
I forgot about that part.

1016
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:45,680
This movie was at least partially for Nick Cage.

1017
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:50,800
Apparently he was a big part of getting it made because he wanted to play a magical

1018
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:55,640
character, which that tracks 100 percent for me.

1019
00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:58,640
He got to use this really bad like New York cop accent.

1020
00:46:58,840 --> 00:46:59,600
Oh, man.

1021
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:01,560
That was the cop scene was so funny.

1022
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:02,880
So good.

1023
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:04,280
So funny.

1024
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:05,320
It was good.

1025
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:06,240
I enjoyed that bit.

1026
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:09,240
I do want to point out he does hit a woman in this movie,

1027
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:14,960
but it's Alfred Molina disguised as a woman, which I'm pretty sure is a hate crime.

1028
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:17,520
I broke Nick.

1029
00:47:17,720 --> 00:47:19,600
No, I mean, I'm not broken.

1030
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:23,200
I'm just also like trying to figure out like that just reminds me of the of the

1031
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:24,520
it's always sunny scene.

1032
00:47:24,720 --> 00:47:25,720
Dude, is that a crime?

1033
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:26,600
I think it is.

1034
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:28,280
But yeah, no, he flings her.

1035
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:33,920
He flings her into a wall because she mistakes his Cantonese for Mandarin.

1036
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:36,160
That's what that's what gives away the game.

1037
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:40,520
Not just a hate crime, but one, including magic, which I think carries additional

1038
00:47:40,720 --> 00:47:44,400
charges. I'm not sure I'm not a lawyer.

1039
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:48,160
I fucking hate that one republic song.

1040
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:53,640
Yeah, swear to God, this this movie and G for us were the like two that we've seen

1041
00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:59,080
that just had G for boom, boom, boom, a gregious overuse of one song.

1042
00:47:59,280 --> 00:47:59,680
Yeah.

1043
00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:02,240
But what about the nodes, man?

1044
00:48:02,240 --> 00:48:05,960
What about the nodes?

1045
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:09,640
I don't think we watched a movie that broke me yet

1046
00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:12,960
because next next broke you G for us broke.

1047
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:15,800
I don't think I had a breaking point movie yet.

1048
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:16,600
I don't know.

1049
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:20,720
Next kind of broke Nick, too, because Nick made up a whole ending to that movie

1050
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:22,080
that didn't exist. Yeah.

1051
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:25,720
My I Mandela affected that entire movie.

1052
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:28,520
And, you know, it turned out better in my head.

1053
00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:32,560
And then as we recorded, I was like, well, wait, this movie sucked.

1054
00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:34,400
Shit, this movie sucked.

1055
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:38,040
One of the movies I'll guarantee you guys haven't seen yet because I don't

1056
00:48:38,240 --> 00:48:42,080
think anybody has seen it, except for us is The Boy in Blue.

1057
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:44,320
Oh, yeah. No, no one's watched that.

1058
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:46,840
Don't it's so boring.

1059
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:48,040
You're not my dad.

1060
00:48:48,240 --> 00:48:52,400
I just remember watching it just on this fucking socks.

1061
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:54,440
He's like a rower or something.

1062
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:56,440
Yeah. He's a greasy bum boy.

1063
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:58,200
Oh, he's a what?

1064
00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:02,480
It's a line from a movie specifically talking about rower.

1065
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:06,760
It's like it's a biopic about that little slidey seat they have for those.

1066
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:11,680
Yeah. Those rowboats before the slidey seats, they greased their asses

1067
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:17,120
literally so they could slide on a static bench and they called them greasy bum boys.

1068
00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:20,000
Did they where they bear ice?

1069
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:24,240
We're just going to isolate that and use that to get your podcast canceled.

1070
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:25,920
That's the whole reason we're having a.

1071
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:29,040
Yes, this is we're eliminating competition right now.

1072
00:49:29,240 --> 00:49:31,240
Yeah, it could only be one Nick Cage podcast.

1073
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:34,160
We're doing the same. Don't worry.

1074
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:39,080
We're doing all of this just as a big middle finger to reddit.

1075
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:42,480
No, do they is it bear assed?

1076
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:44,920
I have a lot of questions now about greasy bum.

1077
00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:48,440
No, they're just ruining pants and makes it.

1078
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:51,520
At no point does it make any sense.

1079
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:56,400
And it's extra confusing because Cage is more shredded in that film than he's ever

1080
00:49:56,600 --> 00:50:00,840
been and they shaved his whole chest and did like several super horny chest

1081
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:04,120
band downs. They always shave his chest when he gets in shape.

1082
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:08,360
When he shaves his chest, you know, you're going to get a good Nicholas Cage.

1083
00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:11,800
Like I'm going to sleep funny.

1084
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:16,000
I'm sorry, I'm also losing it a little bit because I was I was here earlier with Nick

1085
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:18,720
and we were trying to fix some shit for the audio that was fucked up.

1086
00:50:18,720 --> 00:50:24,280
And he was like, well, I've got nothing to do except make Sean's pictures not level.

1087
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:27,360
And I just realized

1088
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:30,240
that he's unleveled a bunch of Sean's shit on the wall.

1089
00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:31,880
I never would have noticed.

1090
00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:33,360
Yeah, I don't look at my shit.

1091
00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:37,880
I like to make pictures crooked and I like to turn the toilet paper around in the bathroom.

1092
00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:39,760
How did you do that? Oh, you're a monster.

1093
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:41,960
Oh, yeah, that would drive me crazy.

1094
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:44,880
I didn't do that one today, but I like to do that at parties.

1095
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:48,480
Like if I go to a party and like everybody's having a good time, I do that.

1096
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:52,520
Just because now everybody's going to like all the women are going to go to the bathroom

1097
00:50:52,720 --> 00:50:55,840
and they're going to judge the host of the party unjustly.

1098
00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:56,760
I'm going to quote Peter here.

1099
00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:58,520
Like, you know, you're a criminal, right?

1100
00:50:58,720 --> 00:51:01,160
Yeah, allegedly.

1101
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:04,360
That behavior reminds me when I was when I was in high school,

1102
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:08,440
my big thing is I always carried around a screwdriver with me and I just anything

1103
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:12,560
anywhere I was, I would just take a screw out of it and just chuck it out.

1104
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:18,080
So by the end of high school, like doors are falling off stalls and that.

1105
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:22,000
That's amazing. I love this.

1106
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:26,480
It's just mild, like long, long con chaos.

1107
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:31,920
When I was in my electrical apprenticeship, we had a motor controls lab that had, you

1108
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:33,480
know, all sorts of stuff and whatnot.

1109
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:39,000
A lot of them involved some indicator lights that you would wire up.

1110
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:43,880
And every time I would leave, I would make sure to unscrew the light bulb just

1111
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:48,040
enough that there wouldn't be contact so that the next person who comes in would

1112
00:51:48,240 --> 00:51:52,040
just worry about their wiring and never check that the light bulb was screwed in

1113
00:51:52,240 --> 00:51:56,680
and then waste all of their class time being like, why isn't it working?

1114
00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:58,120
Why isn't it working?

1115
00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:01,000
I'd also take the batteries out of the

1116
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:05,440
remotes for the projectors so that the instructors would not be able to turn the

1117
00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:07,880
projectors on. That's chaotic.

1118
00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:10,720
Diabolical.

1119
00:52:10,720 --> 00:52:15,080
I have really bad ADHD

1120
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:17,280
and zero impulse control.

1121
00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:19,640
So.

1122
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:22,120
So Sorceress Apprentice.

1123
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:27,000
Like I'm trying to in my own head figure out like how they got to this film

1124
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:30,840
because the only connection to Disney is the Mops scene.

1125
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:34,880
There's a bunch of like Disney product placement shit.

1126
00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:37,480
There's like a Buzz Lightyear alarm clock early on.

1127
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:39,640
That I know I just met in terms of like,

1128
00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:42,600
I guess I just made a movie about wizards and through Disney stuff in it.

1129
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:44,680
Yeah, that's basically what they did.

1130
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:49,840
They just crammed Disney shit into a wizard movie because Nick Cage was like,

1131
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:52,080
I'll be in a movie for you.

1132
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:59,160
He was based on Yen Sid who in Fantasia, Mickey Mouse is the apprentice.

1133
00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:01,280
Yeah. His master is Yen Sid.

1134
00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:02,440
Sorceress Apprentice.

1135
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:04,280
Yes, exactly.

1136
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:07,520
That seems so short like from Fantasia.

1137
00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:09,480
It was pretty short in this movie, too.

1138
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:10,920
Yeah, but it's famous.

1139
00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:11,840
So that's what matters.

1140
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:13,760
If that's what his character is actually based on.

1141
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:16,880
Is this like a Pirates of the Caribbean thing where they originally had a script

1142
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:19,520
for a Dresden movie and they're like, no, we got to make it a Disney thing.

1143
00:53:19,720 --> 00:53:24,520
Maybe. Whereas Pirates was originally the script was the Secret of Monkey Island

1144
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:26,480
that they're like, we need to put Johnny Depp in it.

1145
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:28,280
I was not aware of that.

1146
00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:29,680
I didn't know that.

1147
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:31,560
I choose to believe that's true.

1148
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:33,640
I heard that somewhere and I choose to believe it's true.

1149
00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:36,040
Yeah, just alternative facts here.

1150
00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:37,320
That's all.

1151
00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:42,440
I can't wait for H bomber guy to do a six hour video on this podcast.

1152
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:44,480
That's all that would be great.

1153
00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:45,640
Oh, I would love.

1154
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:48,080
I wish we were in the plagiarism video.

1155
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:49,040
God damn it.

1156
00:53:49,240 --> 00:53:50,440
We got to plagiarize more.

1157
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:51,800
I oh my god.

1158
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:53,080
I love that video.

1159
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:55,920
I I saw that was up at like 10 o'clock at night.

1160
00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:57,360
I'm like, I saw it's four hours.

1161
00:53:57,560 --> 00:53:59,440
I'm going to start this two a.m.

1162
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:03,520
I'm in my bed with my tablet just like to that screen.

1163
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:08,000
What what is even this you talk about things?

1164
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:09,520
Why?

1165
00:54:09,720 --> 00:54:11,160
So there's podcasters.

1166
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:12,760
Are they ripping off other podcasts?

1167
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:14,720
Or are they just podcasting about podcasts?

1168
00:54:14,720 --> 00:54:18,360
Because I would I feel like we'd really make it if some other podcast

1169
00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:21,360
did an episode just reporting on our podcast.

1170
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:23,280
Oh, yeah, no, we would really arrive

1171
00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:25,360
unless it's an in memoriam.

1172
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:29,360
Well, the the the most in the know thing, I guess, right now is,

1173
00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:32,000
do you know about the Illuminati drama?

1174
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,160
I mean, now because I watch that video.

1175
00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:39,640
Well, I just happened to know about that because I knew about like sad milk and shit.

1176
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:40,680
Mm hmm.

1177
00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:45,040
These are so many like I know Illuminati sad milk.

1178
00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:49,080
And that just it just happened like four months ago.

1179
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:51,200
So it's just like, you know, what's going on?

1180
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:51,920
Like that's what the H.

1181
00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:53,760
Bomber Guy video was about.

1182
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:55,120
He doesn't know what's going on.

1183
00:54:55,320 --> 00:54:56,120
I have no clue.

1184
00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:57,520
Tell us about sad milk.

1185
00:54:57,520 --> 00:54:58,680
Yeah, I'm curious about this.

1186
00:54:58,680 --> 00:54:59,720
OK, I don't know what's going on.

1187
00:54:59,720 --> 00:55:00,120
What's up?

1188
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:03,440
I'm up on almond milk and soy milk, but what's sad milk?

1189
00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:05,480
How do you milk sadness?

1190
00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:08,360
This podcast dry.

1191
00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:10,560
It's a very dry milky.

1192
00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:14,480
Fucking long story short is masturbation.

1193
00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:15,680
That's the joke there.

1194
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:17,480
Yes. Sad milking.

1195
00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:19,360
Yep. OK, you got there.

1196
00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:20,680
There you go.

1197
00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:24,480
Wait, does anybody know when did when did Disney get the rights to Star Wars?

1198
00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:26,880
Because there were Star Wars, several Star Wars references.

1199
00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:31,520
That was 2000 and 2012, I want to say.

1200
00:55:31,720 --> 00:55:34,240
Oh, so they just threw those in there before they even owned it.

1201
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:35,920
Yeah. Yeah.

1202
00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:37,400
OK. Yeah.

1203
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:38,720
Then I don't know.

1204
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:41,640
I don't know what they were going for with this other than,

1205
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:44,720
like I said, Nick Cage was like, I'll be in a weird wizard movie.

1206
00:55:44,720 --> 00:55:48,880
And they're like, all right, let's just see what we got lying around.

1207
00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:50,800
Call up John Turtletub.

1208
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:52,680
Well, yeah, Turtletub, Turtletub.

1209
00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:54,400
Yeah, because this was our double Turtletub,

1210
00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:56,400
because this was matched up against National Treasure.

1211
00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:57,720
National Treasure 2.

1212
00:55:57,720 --> 00:55:59,120
Yeah. The first time we had it.

1213
00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:00,920
Yeah, we watched the second National Treasure first.

1214
00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:03,800
I think we put that one in the weird one because we needed to balance things out.

1215
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:05,920
And I thought it was weird that they made the second National Treasure.

1216
00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:08,600
Well, it also is a little weirder than the first one.

1217
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:11,880
The first one tries to be a little more realistic or something.

1218
00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:13,120
Yeah. Yeah.

1219
00:56:13,320 --> 00:56:16,680
For a movie about stealing the Declaration of Independence,

1220
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:20,880
they really tried to sell it as an honest to God like documentary.

1221
00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:23,560
Listen, man, they use the lemons with the gloves.

1222
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:26,000
I mean, what I didn't like about the first one was that

1223
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:29,000
I was told the movie was about stealing the Declaration of Independence

1224
00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:33,240
and they do it in the first like 18 minutes of the movie.

1225
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:35,160
And I'm like, so what's the rest of it about?

1226
00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:36,560
And I was bored the rest of the time.

1227
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:39,680
The rest of the movie is two hours.

1228
00:56:39,880 --> 00:56:41,760
I will say for a broad cover film,

1229
00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:43,520
Sources of Apprentice, not that long.

1230
00:56:43,720 --> 00:56:46,720
Hour 40. Yeah, no, it was great.

1231
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:49,480
All right. Any actual thoughts on this fucking movie?

1232
00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:50,880
It's a lot of fun.

1233
00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:55,280
I I really despite the musical, despite the music in this film,

1234
00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:57,080
because I mean, all music in that time was awful.

1235
00:56:57,280 --> 00:56:59,160
This is my old man soapbox.

1236
00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:01,840
This movie knows what it is and everyone in it

1237
00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:04,000
cares just enough to ham it up.

1238
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:04,680
And I love it.

1239
00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:08,160
If you could change the music to something else kind of

1240
00:57:08,360 --> 00:57:11,560
of the period, where would you go?

1241
00:57:11,760 --> 00:57:13,080
I would go with some new metal.

1242
00:57:13,280 --> 00:57:17,400
Yeah. Say, just give me some straight pig destroyer grind core.

1243
00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:19,800
Oh, fuck yeah.

1244
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,960
God, he's so out of place.

1245
00:57:22,960 --> 00:57:26,360
It just be the song voodoo over and over.

1246
00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:30,040
It's like this doesn't fit the pacing, but God damn it.

1247
00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:31,360
That's so long.

1248
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:33,760
You could just like you don't even need to like repeat it.

1249
00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:37,760
You just have you just started at the beginning of the movie and let it run for 90 minutes.

1250
00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:42,360
Yeah, that's the entire the entire background music for the whole film.

1251
00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:47,160
It would make me sit up and be like, what the fuck is going on here?

1252
00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:50,840
It would have been way funnier because like 2010 is kind of when that like

1253
00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:57,280
tumblr pop punk stuff started coming out, it would have been way funnier to have that.

1254
00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:02,960
I don't know. With this movie, I thought it was it's for like it's a formulae kids

1255
00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:07,200
movie they threw in all of the fun tropes and it's fine.

1256
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:12,840
But my primary complaint is that they overused one song and just started

1257
00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:17,720
grading on my nerves, but the rest of it like almost everybody was typecast.

1258
00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:23,160
Well, and it worked. It was just somebody just hammered this out.

1259
00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:24,280
I was looking at my notes.

1260
00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:27,880
They had three different writers with like wildly varying backgrounds.

1261
00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:29,000
So that's what they did.

1262
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:31,360
Like the casting directors like here's who we're working with.

1263
00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:32,320
And they're like, we got it.

1264
00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:34,160
We'll have it done in 45 fucking minutes.

1265
00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:35,120
Don't worry about it.

1266
00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:36,960
And then just threw it together.

1267
00:58:37,160 --> 00:58:42,280
I don't know why this one line just bothers me and boggled my mind so much.

1268
00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:47,360
But when he tells his girlfriend that he's a wizard and that magic's real,

1269
00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:51,000
her response to that is, and I thought my last boyfriend was interesting.

1270
00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:53,520
He wore a scarf.

1271
00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:56,400
Like that's not the exact line, but she was just like she talks about like

1272
00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:59,000
scarf dude being her last boyfriend and like that was his thing.

1273
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:01,560
We do see some scarf dude in the movie.

1274
00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:02,600
I can't remember. Yeah.

1275
00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:05,120
He works at the radio station and he's having coffee with her.

1276
00:59:05,320 --> 00:59:07,320
Oh, yeah. They're having their nighttime coffees.

1277
00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:09,640
It is funny that she's super chill about it.

1278
00:59:09,640 --> 00:59:12,640
She's like, she's like, yeah, last boyfriend was a scarf one.

1279
00:59:12,640 --> 00:59:14,960
The one before that was really in a model train.

1280
00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:17,280
So all right, I can deal with wizard.

1281
00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:20,000
I had some background here.

1282
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:25,360
And she saw her her one character thing is she's afraid of heights.

1283
00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:28,640
Conquers that to like help redirect the magical

1284
00:59:28,840 --> 00:59:30,640
sigil, which uses satellites.

1285
00:59:30,840 --> 00:59:33,440
And then he's like, you want to go to France?

1286
00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:38,120
Get on this giant metal eagle that I just learned how to control.

1287
00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:40,920
Don't worry about heights or falling to your death.

1288
00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:43,240
Well, she conquered the fear.

1289
00:59:43,240 --> 00:59:46,080
That means it never bothers you ever.

1290
00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:50,160
You know what? I've been forced to like deal with a spider or two in my time.

1291
00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:52,280
I still don't fucking want them in my house.

1292
00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:55,600
Correct. Listen, every every house needs at least two spiders.

1293
00:59:55,600 --> 00:59:56,760
I don't care what you say.

1294
00:59:56,960 --> 01:00:01,160
That's why I bring one every time I come here.

1295
01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:02,240
That's a good call.

1296
01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:03,880
It's behind the crooked pictures.

1297
01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:07,360
I was going to say somebody who is is tilting all of your pictures.

1298
01:00:07,560 --> 01:00:09,240
I take that very seriously.

1299
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:11,720
Every time he's just like, there you go, buddy.

1300
01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:14,280
New home should always be considered.

1301
01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:15,640
That's how I feel about it.

1302
01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:18,840
It's like I should just live at such a

1303
01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:23,880
degree that everybody has to question whether I'm here.

1304
01:00:24,080 --> 01:00:25,800
Is he telling the truth right now?

1305
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:28,480
Fuck, do I need to look for spiders?

1306
01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:31,440
What is this greasy bum boy telling me?

1307
01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:34,160
If you if you really want to fuck with people from here on out,

1308
01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:37,840
just carry an empty like like those mini cork containers.

1309
01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:39,120
Do you get from a Chinese food restaurant?

1310
01:00:39,120 --> 01:00:40,680
Just an empty one in your pocket.

1311
01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:42,240
Just leave it in their house.

1312
01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:43,920
You're like, did he bring spiders in that?

1313
01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:45,720
Why is it empty right now?

1314
01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:47,120
Oh, man.

1315
01:00:48,600 --> 01:00:50,160
I think this is a pretty good movie.

1316
01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:53,240
It's a it's pretty tight.

1317
01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:57,000
The script is pretty like there aren't like holes in it.

1318
01:00:57,200 --> 01:00:58,200
It moves well.

1319
01:00:58,400 --> 01:01:00,800
It's paced pretty good.

1320
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:01,400
Yeah.

1321
01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:05,840
When when we watched it, we described it as this is a movie that you could put on

1322
01:01:05,840 --> 01:01:10,960
with your kids and you will probably also not hate. Yeah.

1323
01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:13,120
Yeah. I mean, it's not G force.

1324
01:01:13,320 --> 01:01:18,320
Thank God. My head just told me that this movie is kind of like a Dave Navarro

1325
01:01:18,520 --> 01:01:22,600
album where it's just like super plastic and easy to like digest.

1326
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:25,880
But it's not going to change you in any way.

1327
01:01:26,080 --> 01:01:29,960
As what a five people who at one point owned Dave Navarro's solo album.

1328
01:01:30,160 --> 01:01:32,200
I feel called out by that statement.

1329
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:33,800
Hey, I owned it too, man.

1330
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:34,640
Oh, you did.

1331
01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:38,800
Wait, you were one of you were one of the 14 people to buy that.

1332
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:39,720
Yeah.

1333
01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:42,840
I was two to a 14 right here.

1334
01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:43,920
14.

1335
01:01:44,120 --> 01:01:45,720
What are the fucking odds?

1336
01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:47,520
Yeah. And we were in different states.

1337
01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:48,560
Yeah.

1338
01:01:48,760 --> 01:01:50,640
Yeah. No, it was it was it was fine.

1339
01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:51,440
It was benign.

1340
01:01:51,640 --> 01:01:53,880
It was we run into a lot of that with kids movies.

1341
01:01:54,080 --> 01:01:56,400
It's kind of hard to shit all over a kid's movie.

1342
01:01:56,520 --> 01:01:57,040
You know what I mean?

1343
01:01:57,240 --> 01:01:58,520
Not G force exists.

1344
01:01:58,720 --> 01:01:59,680
That's true.

1345
01:01:59,880 --> 01:02:01,600
I don't fucking find.

1346
01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:03,760
I fucking love shitting on kids.

1347
01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:07,400
Every every once in a while, like you hit something like G force, you're like, oh,

1348
01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:10,600
my God, I can't believe Sam Rockwell agreed to this.

1349
01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:11,600
Also rockheimer.

1350
01:02:11,600 --> 01:02:14,080
How much do they pay people to be in those things?

1351
01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:19,680
Because like G force had so many names in it and it was just awful.

1352
01:02:19,680 --> 01:02:21,560
And the kids don't get anything out of it.

1353
01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:24,320
It's just service for the adults who have to watch it.

1354
01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:27,240
But then they don't even do anything cool with them.

1355
01:02:27,440 --> 01:02:28,240
I don't know.

1356
01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:33,240
It's got to be a big paycheck, very low lift for like the actors and actresses.

1357
01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:37,640
And I guess the pitch that kind of CGI budget to a studio, you got to be like,

1358
01:02:37,840 --> 01:02:39,720
we got Penelope Cruz signed onto it.

1359
01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:45,840
And they're like, all right, well, we got to be we also have Tracy Morgan.

1360
01:02:46,040 --> 01:02:49,480
Tracy Morgan, that's the the balancing act you have to get.

1361
01:02:49,680 --> 01:02:50,560
Right.

1362
01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:54,440
You have Nick Cage being the only one who's actually doing a voice to.

1363
01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:56,000
That was also super weird.

1364
01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:59,360
Nick Cage is the only one who came to work on.

1365
01:02:59,560 --> 01:03:01,200
So fucking bizarre.

1366
01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:04,720
But Tracy Morgan reminded me of like

1367
01:03:04,920 --> 01:03:08,080
ever watched 30 Rock when he was being Garfield.

1368
01:03:08,280 --> 01:03:10,400
And he was like, hey, I'm Garfield.

1369
01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:13,280
I hate Mondays, Lasagna. OK, give me my paycheck.

1370
01:03:13,480 --> 01:03:17,880
Wait, you mean Chris Pratt as Garfield?

1371
01:03:18,080 --> 01:03:22,800
Listen, Chris Pratt is currently just locked in a room and they are just

1372
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:25,200
forcing him to ruin our childhood.

1373
01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:27,880
I don't think they're forcing him to do anything.

1374
01:03:27,880 --> 01:03:32,320
To be fair, putting out a Garfield movie doesn't ruin my childhood.

1375
01:03:32,520 --> 01:03:35,960
It just reinforces it reinforces how terrible Garfield is.

1376
01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:38,560
It's just like, oh, fuck, that's still around.

1377
01:03:38,760 --> 01:03:40,400
Fuck you, Jim Davis.

1378
01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:42,440
Come at me, Jim Davis.

1379
01:03:42,640 --> 01:03:45,640
It's like might as well make a Kathy movie.

1380
01:03:45,840 --> 01:03:47,040
Yeah.

1381
01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:51,600
Any any final thoughts for Sorcerer's Apprentice on any of you guys?

1382
01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:52,520
I like it.

1383
01:03:52,720 --> 01:03:53,560
Yeah, I like it.

1384
01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:55,080
It's a good performance.

1385
01:03:55,280 --> 01:03:56,320
I give it the good good.

1386
01:03:56,320 --> 01:03:58,000
I give it the good good.

1387
01:03:58,200 --> 01:03:59,200
Yeah.

1388
01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:04,440
It's middle of the road, you know, but it's it's it's fine.

1389
01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:08,440
Technically proficient, except the CGI is kind of bad.

1390
01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:09,400
But what do you expect?

1391
01:04:09,400 --> 01:04:11,960
I think the CGI is pretty good for like the time frame.

1392
01:04:12,160 --> 01:04:13,560
I don't think it's like that's true.

1393
01:04:13,560 --> 01:04:14,320
That's true.

1394
01:04:14,320 --> 01:04:16,640
Well, we also did a lot of practical effects, too.

1395
01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:18,680
I love the wizard fighting in this.

1396
01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:20,640
Yeah, that's good wizard fighting.

1397
01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:24,200
I love the just casual way.

1398
01:04:24,200 --> 01:04:28,400
Molina throws the vase out the window before Nicholas Cage gets out.

1399
01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:32,880
It's like, yeah, that's the perfect way to fight somebody who hasn't come out yet.

1400
01:04:33,080 --> 01:04:34,760
It's like, am I throwing out a window?

1401
01:04:34,760 --> 01:04:36,040
Yeah, I'm the first one out.

1402
01:04:36,040 --> 01:04:38,640
Right. It's like, yeah, OK, throw the vase out the window.

1403
01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:39,440
Yeah, I'm not going to lie.

1404
01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:40,880
You guys mentioned D&D.

1405
01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:44,360
So I'm assuming we're all the roughly same flavor of nerds.

1406
01:04:44,440 --> 01:04:46,560
We all have single digit body counts.

1407
01:04:46,760 --> 01:04:53,120
So yeah, I thought it was very D&D-ish with like the fighting and the ideas and

1408
01:04:53,120 --> 01:04:57,080
stuff like that and throwing the vase out the window is a perfect example of that.

1409
01:04:57,160 --> 01:04:58,920
Yeah, it's just player solutions.

1410
01:04:59,000 --> 01:04:59,440
Right. Yeah.

1411
01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:02,600
It's like, I'm a fuck this DM's day up right now.

1412
01:05:02,600 --> 01:05:04,240
I throw the vase out the window.

1413
01:05:04,440 --> 01:05:06,720
Can I just chuck it? Can I chuck it? I chuck it.

1414
01:05:07,080 --> 01:05:08,920
Balthazar, when chucked out of a window,

1415
01:05:09,200 --> 01:05:13,080
did it correctly where he grabbed the phone flagpole rather than using his foreskin?

1416
01:05:13,440 --> 01:05:14,000
That's true.

1417
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:15,080
There you go.

1418
01:05:15,080 --> 01:05:18,800
So so Balthazar confirmed uncircumstied.

1419
01:05:20,560 --> 01:05:22,720
All right. Now we know the important questions

1420
01:05:22,720 --> 01:05:24,040
have been answered. Yeah.

1421
01:05:24,040 --> 01:05:25,080
God, thank you guys.

1422
01:05:25,080 --> 01:05:26,760
With his hedonistic foreskin.

1423
01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:28,680
I'm glad my boss listens to this podcast.

1424
01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:31,440
Same. Hi, boss.

1425
01:05:32,600 --> 01:05:34,520
I have a quick question, though.

1426
01:05:34,520 --> 01:05:39,760
When it comes to what movie moves on, is it is it the quality of movie

1427
01:05:39,760 --> 01:05:41,120
or quality of cage?

1428
01:05:41,120 --> 01:05:43,840
Because these two are very different.

1429
01:05:44,040 --> 01:05:45,520
It's yeah, it's usually.

1430
01:05:47,880 --> 01:05:50,240
It can be an argument.

1431
01:05:50,240 --> 01:05:52,240
It's never very well defined.

1432
01:05:52,240 --> 01:05:53,560
It's OK.

1433
01:05:54,360 --> 01:05:55,320
I love it.

1434
01:05:55,320 --> 01:05:56,960
I thrive in chaos.

1435
01:05:56,960 --> 01:05:58,280
This is a comedy podcast.

1436
01:05:58,280 --> 01:06:00,280
Yeah, that's core. Yeah.

1437
01:06:00,880 --> 01:06:02,080
Oh, so there's no rules.

1438
01:06:02,080 --> 01:06:03,880
We're just throwing rules out the window here.

1439
01:06:03,880 --> 01:06:06,040
OK. Oh, there's rules all the time.

1440
01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:08,600
But we don't follow the rules suck.

1441
01:06:08,600 --> 01:06:13,320
And as much like Nick Cage doesn't follow the rules for punching women.

1442
01:06:13,320 --> 01:06:15,120
We don't follow the rules for what we vote on.

1443
01:06:15,560 --> 01:06:18,600
Yeah, it's a loose guideline.

1444
01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:20,320
But with that, what would you guys put forward?

1445
01:06:20,320 --> 01:06:22,880
And know that your votes do not count.

1446
01:06:23,800 --> 01:06:26,280
That's fine. That's everything I've ever voted for.

1447
01:06:27,640 --> 01:06:28,360
America.

1448
01:06:28,360 --> 01:06:30,440
Isn't that just American democracy?

1449
01:06:30,440 --> 01:06:32,240
That's I'm used to this.

1450
01:06:32,240 --> 01:06:33,880
At its finest.

1451
01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:36,080
Yeah, no, it's it's it's Wicker Man for me.

1452
01:06:36,440 --> 01:06:40,280
But like my approach to it is going off of your guys.

1453
01:06:40,280 --> 01:06:43,440
I think I'm just like winnowing down to the movie I'm stuck with.

1454
01:06:43,440 --> 01:06:45,240
That's what I got from here on out.

1455
01:06:45,240 --> 01:06:48,000
And if it's between these two, it would be Wicker Man for me.

1456
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:50,120
I'm going to agree with Wicker Man.

1457
01:06:50,680 --> 01:06:54,960
I choose to believe that the rules is what is the superior cage

1458
01:06:55,320 --> 01:06:57,960
and Wicker Man is the superior cage.

1459
01:06:58,280 --> 01:07:02,600
Sometimes you have an overwhelming cage and that will dominate

1460
01:07:02,760 --> 01:07:04,880
which movie goes forward case in point.

1461
01:07:04,880 --> 01:07:06,880
This was a daddy dom cage.

1462
01:07:06,880 --> 01:07:07,560
Daddy.

1463
01:07:09,880 --> 01:07:13,440
I don't know why like I say it that way, because that's not that's not how it works.

1464
01:07:13,440 --> 01:07:15,160
I don't know, but it works.

1465
01:07:15,160 --> 01:07:17,200
Well, it works now.

1466
01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:18,600
As someone with a dad.

1467
01:07:18,600 --> 01:07:20,080
Yeah, that's how you say daddy.

1468
01:07:20,080 --> 01:07:22,120
Oh, brag.

1469
01:07:22,120 --> 01:07:24,880
Listen, just just Nick Cage with four floggers.

1470
01:07:24,880 --> 01:07:26,800
Just being a daddy.

1471
01:07:27,240 --> 01:07:30,360
All right. So, Nick, what is what is your thoughts on this?

1472
01:07:30,760 --> 01:07:34,720
Yeah, usually I go with the feeling of what I want to see more.

1473
01:07:34,720 --> 01:07:37,640
What I what I can stomach to keep watching and

1474
01:07:38,880 --> 01:07:40,880
what I would want other people to watch.

1475
01:07:41,160 --> 01:07:46,240
So with those guidelines, it's definitely Wicker Man for me because.

1476
01:07:46,240 --> 01:07:53,920
Smart even being like maybe an inferior movie by the critic metrics.

1477
01:07:54,440 --> 01:08:00,840
It's important to watch in the greater cage pantheon like primal.

1478
01:08:00,880 --> 01:08:03,240
I was about to agree with you.

1479
01:08:03,240 --> 01:08:06,040
Now I have to now I have to say sources.

1480
01:08:06,160 --> 01:08:08,880
No, I was going to say like I watched sources of friends with you.

1481
01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:14,520
I watched Wicker Man with Peter and the entire time I was watching sources of friends.

1482
01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:16,400
Like this is this is a ride.

1483
01:08:16,400 --> 01:08:23,560
I'm here for all of this and Wicker Man as unhinged and as amazing as it is.

1484
01:08:24,240 --> 01:08:26,800
I'm just constantly is.

1485
01:08:26,800 --> 01:08:28,680
Oh, God, why needling it.

1486
01:08:28,680 --> 01:08:29,920
I love it.

1487
01:08:29,920 --> 01:08:34,240
But in terms of like movie, I and I will probably continue to enjoy more.

1488
01:08:34,960 --> 01:08:37,680
Like I'm going to watch Wicker Man when I want to watch a train wreck.

1489
01:08:38,360 --> 01:08:41,680
But in terms of a movie, I want probably will watch again and have fun with its

1490
01:08:42,080 --> 01:08:44,320
sources of friends for me.

1491
01:08:44,320 --> 01:08:46,720
Which means this comes to the rare Peter vote.

1492
01:08:46,880 --> 01:08:49,440
Ah, I finally have power again.

1493
01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:53,600
This is the second time this has ever happened.

1494
01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:55,000
Yeah, I don't know.

1495
01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:56,040
I was the first one.

1496
01:08:56,040 --> 01:08:57,440
Oh, primal. Thank fuck.

1497
01:08:57,440 --> 01:08:59,120
I saved the day on that one.

1498
01:08:59,120 --> 01:09:00,960
Don't make the same mistake twice.

1499
01:09:01,680 --> 01:09:05,080
I man, I thought about this fight was Bertie and Wicker Man.

1500
01:09:05,840 --> 01:09:06,480
Oh, that's true.

1501
01:09:06,480 --> 01:09:12,120
Well, no, our first fight was Army of One and adaptation, which was episode two.

1502
01:09:12,240 --> 01:09:13,240
Right.

1503
01:09:13,240 --> 01:09:16,440
Oh, that is that is not a great choice.

1504
01:09:16,880 --> 01:09:18,760
Well, we're going to move on from this.

1505
01:09:18,760 --> 01:09:21,160
Yeah, that we could talk about that for a long time.

1506
01:09:21,160 --> 01:09:22,360
It was a tough choice.

1507
01:09:22,360 --> 01:09:25,680
It was a tough choice, but we made the correct, correct decision.

1508
01:09:25,920 --> 01:09:27,160
Also, Army of One slaps.

1509
01:09:27,160 --> 01:09:29,800
That movie is so fucking good and you keep watching it.

1510
01:09:29,800 --> 01:09:30,560
It gets better.

1511
01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:32,760
I rewatch it for this round.

1512
01:09:32,760 --> 01:09:34,360
I'm like, now we made the right choice here.

1513
01:09:34,360 --> 01:09:38,000
Yeah, I hate admitting that I like that movie as much as I do, but it is really good.

1514
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:42,120
It always gets a reaction, just like Wicker Man is always going to get a reaction

1515
01:09:42,120 --> 01:09:46,480
when you watch it, but you're going to stop reacting strongly to a movie

1516
01:09:46,960 --> 01:09:50,400
that is just so cookie cutter as the source of surprise.

1517
01:09:50,400 --> 01:09:52,120
Yeah. Unfortunately, I have to agree.

1518
01:09:52,120 --> 01:09:55,800
And my vote will be Wicker Man because it is just so stupid.

1519
01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:56,280
I love it.

1520
01:09:56,280 --> 01:09:56,640
I'm trying to.

1521
01:09:56,640 --> 01:10:01,880
The entire time I'm like, I still like it and I'm having fun and laughing.

1522
01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:06,320
And it's shot well and it's got like cool scenery and it's interesting,

1523
01:10:06,320 --> 01:10:08,200
but it's so fucking dumb.

1524
01:10:08,200 --> 01:10:09,320
It's so cagey.

1525
01:10:09,320 --> 01:10:10,480
It just has to go.

1526
01:10:10,480 --> 01:10:11,440
Yeah, I'm fine with that.

1527
01:10:11,440 --> 01:10:12,680
I it was a hard show.

1528
01:10:12,680 --> 01:10:16,000
It was a hard choice and I'm not fine with that.

1529
01:10:16,440 --> 01:10:17,480
Sweet.

1530
01:10:17,480 --> 01:10:19,760
Well, we can spend a little bit of time because we got to talk about this week

1531
01:10:19,760 --> 01:10:22,560
in cage, which is the big announcement from cage.

1532
01:10:22,560 --> 01:10:27,320
I'm sure you guys saw closing his career in cinema.

1533
01:10:27,720 --> 01:10:31,000
I'm about to say in cinema that our podcast will never die

1534
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:32,760
because it will become episodic.

1535
01:10:32,760 --> 01:10:38,400
We will get to talk about one 27 minute long TV show for two hours.

1536
01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:40,960
Perfect. Every week.

1537
01:10:40,960 --> 01:10:43,840
You guys have it figured out.

1538
01:10:43,840 --> 01:10:48,680
I hope he lands permanent casting as like a new detective on Law and Order SVU.

1539
01:10:48,760 --> 01:10:50,520
That would be my dream.

1540
01:10:50,520 --> 01:10:53,840
I'm getting out of movies moving in the TV.

1541
01:10:54,080 --> 01:10:57,920
He would prefer prestige television, which makes me want to go

1542
01:10:59,160 --> 01:11:04,360
true detective and watch him really get like freaky, weird with like some,

1543
01:11:04,360 --> 01:11:06,880
I don't know, like, well, he's real big into New Orleans.

1544
01:11:06,880 --> 01:11:08,760
So maybe like a voodoo season.

1545
01:11:08,760 --> 01:11:09,560
Did they do that?

1546
01:11:09,560 --> 01:11:10,120
I don't remember.

1547
01:11:10,120 --> 01:11:14,160
It'll be like a voodoo, like an HBO level voodoo bones.

1548
01:11:14,720 --> 01:11:16,440
I fucking hate bones, though.

1549
01:11:16,440 --> 01:11:18,120
So don't do that.

1550
01:11:18,120 --> 01:11:19,680
Maybe you find her.

1551
01:11:19,680 --> 01:11:20,640
I don't know that one.

1552
01:11:20,640 --> 01:11:22,160
It was a bone spinoff.

1553
01:11:22,160 --> 01:11:23,280
And it was worse than bones.

1554
01:11:23,280 --> 01:11:25,840
Throw some more like Lovecraftian shit.

1555
01:11:26,120 --> 01:11:27,320
Yeah, that'd be cool.

1556
01:11:27,320 --> 01:11:31,560
That'd be such a gamble casting cage and fucking true detective.

1557
01:11:31,680 --> 01:11:33,320
I'd watch the shit out of it.

1558
01:11:33,320 --> 01:11:36,240
Don't get wrong, but it'd be a gamble.

1559
01:11:37,160 --> 01:11:37,760
You know what?

1560
01:11:37,760 --> 01:11:40,760
It's gone in it, but I mean, that was the terrible season.

1561
01:11:40,840 --> 01:11:42,640
Bruce Campbell's never worked with the Nick Cage.

1562
01:11:42,640 --> 01:11:43,840
Put them both in a show together.

1563
01:11:43,840 --> 01:11:45,600
Fuck, that'd be so good.

1564
01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:49,080
Like a new jack of all trades and Nick Cage is like his apprentice.

1565
01:11:49,960 --> 01:11:53,120
And Bruce Campbell has to teach Nick Cage how to, I don't know,

1566
01:11:53,600 --> 01:11:55,760
swashbuckle and Patrick Warburton is the bad guy.

1567
01:11:55,920 --> 01:11:58,760
100 percent love Patrick Warburton.

1568
01:11:58,760 --> 01:12:01,560
So are we taking the retirement like threat seriously?

1569
01:12:01,560 --> 01:12:03,560
Or is this like a Michael Jordan thing?

1570
01:12:03,560 --> 01:12:04,760
Or he's going to be out of money.

1571
01:12:04,760 --> 01:12:07,440
I mean, he's going to run out of money immediately.

1572
01:12:07,440 --> 01:12:09,800
Yeah, back to T-Rex skulls back.

1573
01:12:09,800 --> 01:12:13,800
Yeah. Anyway, where can we find you guys on the internet?

1574
01:12:14,240 --> 01:12:15,240
What do you got going on?

1575
01:12:15,240 --> 01:12:16,760
Here's your time to pitch something.

1576
01:12:16,760 --> 01:12:22,800
Yeah, no, you can find us on formerly Twitter acts at cage fight underscore.

1577
01:12:22,800 --> 01:12:25,120
Rod you can say Twitter.

1578
01:12:25,120 --> 01:12:26,840
It's fine. Yeah, I know.

1579
01:12:26,840 --> 01:12:29,240
It's terrible.

1580
01:12:29,240 --> 01:12:31,440
We get dead name acts. It's fine. You're allowed.

1581
01:12:31,840 --> 01:12:33,200
I mean, dead name is Kate.

1582
01:12:33,200 --> 01:12:35,000
You can dead name his company.

1583
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:37,640
That's yeah, turnabout is fair play in that case.

1584
01:12:37,840 --> 01:12:39,440
But we're on there.

1585
01:12:39,440 --> 01:12:42,000
If you're an uncle, you can find us on Facebook.

1586
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:44,400
We're not going to give you a link there.

1587
01:12:44,440 --> 01:12:46,600
You'll find us if you're that kind of person.

1588
01:12:48,440 --> 01:12:51,880
And rich that we are Nick Cage on that constantly.

1589
01:12:52,040 --> 01:12:55,760
Only messages we get on our Facebook is is Nick Cage.

1590
01:12:55,760 --> 01:12:58,440
I love your work and scams.

1591
01:12:58,440 --> 01:13:04,680
That's it. We also have a patron, patreon.com slash Nick Cage fight.

1592
01:13:05,440 --> 01:13:09,200
We have a one dollar level, which gets you all of our episodes

1593
01:13:09,480 --> 01:13:11,880
with the ads cut out. We surgically remove them.

1594
01:13:12,400 --> 01:13:17,040
And we also have a ten dollar level that will get you like all the basically

1595
01:13:17,040 --> 01:13:21,360
uncut episodes like the day we record it because we run about two weeks behind.

1596
01:13:22,440 --> 01:13:25,880
Uncut episodes, so not City of Angels.

1597
01:13:26,440 --> 01:13:27,440
Uncertainty.

1598
01:13:27,440 --> 01:13:28,440
So yes.

1599
01:13:30,320 --> 01:13:35,280
Wait, I can I can provide unedited episodes and make more money on them.

1600
01:13:36,440 --> 01:13:40,120
Are you telling me I could do less work for more money?

1601
01:13:41,080 --> 01:13:43,920
No, Peter, get get back in your box.

1602
01:13:44,720 --> 01:13:46,240
And it, bitch.

1603
01:13:46,240 --> 01:13:47,800
But yeah, that's that's where you can find us.

1604
01:13:47,800 --> 01:13:49,920
So I love your guys's podcast.

1605
01:13:49,920 --> 01:13:54,480
I watched the or listen to the pay the ghost episode early on.

1606
01:13:54,480 --> 01:14:00,240
It was crash. Oh my God. It's such a good, good episode about it.

1607
01:14:00,640 --> 01:14:03,240
It made me really excited.

1608
01:14:03,240 --> 01:14:06,080
Well, thank you guys very much. This is a lot of fun. Yeah.

1609
01:14:06,480 --> 01:14:08,400
Yeah. No, thank you for having us on.

1610
01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:10,480
Yeah, this was this was a lot of fun.

1611
01:14:10,480 --> 01:14:13,480
We'll have to get you guys on for I don't know.

1612
01:14:13,480 --> 01:14:15,760
Maybe, you know, maybe, maybe a Holy Trinity episode.

1613
01:14:15,760 --> 01:14:16,920
We can go four parts on it.

1614
01:14:16,920 --> 01:14:18,560
We did three parts on face off.

1615
01:14:18,560 --> 01:14:23,560
So it would actually be great to get you guys for one of the Holy Trinity episodes,

1616
01:14:23,560 --> 01:14:27,840
because we like went into this with our like the cage-iest cage films

1617
01:14:27,840 --> 01:14:30,960
already firmly implanted in our minds.

1618
01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:34,320
So with you guys having to make these like life and death decisions

1619
01:14:34,320 --> 01:14:37,440
about which movie moves on, we'll have to have you on for one of those.

1620
01:14:37,640 --> 01:14:41,600
Nick and I have had words about Conair, so that could be fun.

1621
01:14:42,040 --> 01:14:45,280
Oh, that was another argument, but it wasn't about whether it should go on.

1622
01:14:45,440 --> 01:14:49,400
No, it was just about the relevance of Steve Buscemi.

1623
01:14:50,080 --> 01:14:52,480
That's true. We got really contentious about Buscemi.

1624
01:14:52,480 --> 01:14:54,480
It was going to be a fight.

1625
01:14:55,920 --> 01:14:58,720
But we almost canceled the podcast.

1626
01:14:58,720 --> 01:15:00,440
We almost just kicked Sean off.

1627
01:15:00,440 --> 01:15:03,080
It would have been it would have gone on.

1628
01:15:03,080 --> 01:15:04,360
I could be Sean.

1629
01:15:04,360 --> 01:15:06,880
All right, definitely going to have to pencil you guys in for Conair.

1630
01:15:06,880 --> 01:15:07,720
I want to see this.

1631
01:15:07,720 --> 01:15:09,360
The whole.

1632
01:15:09,360 --> 01:15:11,280
Thank you so much for having us on here.

1633
01:15:11,280 --> 01:15:15,880
Well, whenever I finally make it out to AC, I'm definitely going to try

1634
01:15:16,040 --> 01:15:18,400
to get you guys up because I need to know what's going on.

1635
01:15:18,400 --> 01:15:19,960
I need to see it.

1636
01:15:19,960 --> 01:15:21,400
Oh, we'll take you places.

1637
01:15:21,400 --> 01:15:24,200
Oh, yeah. Oh, you know what we didn't do?

1638
01:15:24,200 --> 01:15:26,920
It was we were like, hey, here's all of our stuff.

1639
01:15:26,920 --> 01:15:29,160
Our podcast is called Nick Cage fight.

1640
01:15:31,600 --> 01:15:33,840
Right. That little fact.

1641
01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:40,480
Fantastic. Speaking of that, we are on all the things as cage underscore,

1642
01:15:40,480 --> 01:15:42,440
match underscore pod or cage match pod.

1643
01:15:43,240 --> 01:15:44,920
You can find us on any of those.

1644
01:15:44,920 --> 01:15:47,160
We are on Patreon if you want to support us.

1645
01:15:47,160 --> 01:15:52,200
And thank you to our. Sparkle buddies.

1646
01:15:52,200 --> 01:15:54,560
That's the thing that my brain could not remember.

1647
01:15:55,080 --> 01:16:00,280
Fuck me. Josh, Sean, Josie, Rico, Matt and Adam and cage dancers,

1648
01:16:00,280 --> 01:16:02,160
Ira, John, Freeman and Lance.

1649
01:16:02,160 --> 01:16:04,760
And yeah, quick update.

1650
01:16:04,760 --> 01:16:10,720
I am still planning on, but not not there yet on our porn hub account.

1651
01:16:10,760 --> 01:16:11,720
Oh, good. Thank you.

1652
01:16:11,720 --> 01:16:12,720
Yeah, I'm glad you're still.

1653
01:16:12,720 --> 01:16:14,680
We will have our episodes up on porn hub.

1654
01:16:14,680 --> 01:16:16,680
I'm glad you're still by the end of the year.

1655
01:16:16,680 --> 01:16:17,680
Stoking that fire.

1656
01:16:17,680 --> 01:16:19,360
I'm going to do it by the end of the year.

1657
01:16:19,360 --> 01:16:22,680
You can listen to us while watching knobs.

1658
01:16:23,680 --> 01:16:25,160
I mean, they could do that now.

1659
01:16:25,160 --> 01:16:26,960
Hear knobs. Watch knobs.

1660
01:16:28,360 --> 01:16:30,680
Just walking. It is three dudes locked in the cage.

1661
01:16:31,680 --> 01:16:33,680
Just a bunch of greasy bum boys.

1662
01:16:34,680 --> 01:16:35,680
Bye bye.

1663
01:16:38,680 --> 01:16:39,680
Oh boy.

1664
01:16:39,680 --> 01:16:41,680
Oh, wait, I'm allowed to curse on this, right?

1665
01:16:41,680 --> 01:16:42,680
Because I curse a lot.

1666
01:16:42,680 --> 01:16:43,680
Fuck yeah, dude.

1667
01:16:43,680 --> 01:16:47,680
It was funny because I always like to listen to a couple episodes

1668
01:16:47,680 --> 01:16:49,680
of whoever we're having on as a guest.

1669
01:16:49,680 --> 01:16:51,680
If they've got episodes to listen to.

1670
01:16:51,680 --> 01:16:53,680
And this morning I was listening to your mom and dad episode

1671
01:16:53,680 --> 01:16:55,680
because I thought that we had not advanced that one.

1672
01:16:55,680 --> 01:16:57,680
And I wanted something that wasn't going to bias me.

1673
01:16:58,680 --> 01:16:59,680
But anyway, I'm going to do it.

1674
01:16:59,680 --> 01:17:00,680
I'm going to do it.

1675
01:17:00,680 --> 01:17:01,680
I'm going to do it.

1676
01:17:01,680 --> 01:17:02,680
I'm going to do it.

1677
01:17:02,680 --> 01:17:03,680
I'm going to do it.

1678
01:17:03,680 --> 01:17:04,680
I'm going to do it.

1679
01:17:04,680 --> 01:17:05,680
I'm going to do it.

1680
01:17:05,680 --> 01:17:06,680
I'm going to do it.

1681
01:17:06,680 --> 01:17:07,680
I'm going to do it.

1682
01:17:07,680 --> 01:17:08,680
I'm going to do it.

1683
01:17:08,680 --> 01:17:10,680
But anyway, yeah, I was listening to you.

1684
01:17:10,680 --> 01:17:13,680
You guys just swear and talk shit on Dr.

1685
01:17:13,680 --> 01:17:15,680
Oz and I was like, this will be fine.

1686
01:17:16,680 --> 01:17:17,680
Perfect.

1687
01:17:17,680 --> 01:17:18,680
Yeah.

1688
01:17:18,680 --> 01:17:19,680
Fuck away.

1689
01:17:19,680 --> 01:17:20,680
Fuck away boys.

1690
01:17:24,680 --> 01:17:28,680
What is the like sketchiest thing you've ever seen in

1691
01:17:28,680 --> 01:17:29,680
Atlantic City?

1692
01:17:29,680 --> 01:17:32,680
I have a fun one and I've kind of a not tragic one.

1693
01:17:32,680 --> 01:17:34,680
Nobody was permanently injured,

1694
01:17:34,680 --> 01:17:37,680
but the funny one was one night at like four in the morning.

1695
01:17:37,680 --> 01:17:42,680
I was standing outside of a casino on the boardwalk smoking a

1696
01:17:42,680 --> 01:17:45,680
cigarette and we have these like, like rickshaw's like they're

1697
01:17:45,680 --> 01:17:47,680
like little pushcards that you get it.

1698
01:17:47,680 --> 01:17:49,680
You pay somebody and they'll push you down the boardwalk to

1699
01:17:49,680 --> 01:17:51,680
another seriously.

1700
01:17:51,680 --> 01:17:53,680
We have those.

1701
01:17:53,680 --> 01:17:57,680
We have pedicabs, which are not pedophile cabs.

1702
01:17:57,680 --> 01:18:01,680
They're like bicycle cabs and they'll drag you around, but we

1703
01:18:01,680 --> 01:18:02,680
don't have.

1704
01:18:02,680 --> 01:18:03,680
I want somebody to push me.

1705
01:18:03,680 --> 01:18:06,680
So, so one of the, one of the rickshaw guys is standing

1706
01:18:06,680 --> 01:18:09,680
out there and I'm just having a conversation with them and he

1707
01:18:09,680 --> 01:18:12,680
offers me homemade beef jerky.

1708
01:18:12,680 --> 01:18:13,680
I was four in the morning.

1709
01:18:13,680 --> 01:18:16,680
So I've had some drinks and I said, hell yeah, absolutely.

1710
01:18:16,680 --> 01:18:22,680
I will absolutely try a strangers unidentified dried meats and it

1711
01:18:22,680 --> 01:18:25,680
was the best piece of beef jerky I've had to date.

1712
01:18:25,680 --> 01:18:26,680
Excellent.

1713
01:18:26,680 --> 01:18:27,680
Whoa, cool.

1714
01:18:27,680 --> 01:18:32,680
And then the slightly tragic one was I was out for like just an

1715
01:18:32,680 --> 01:18:35,680
Atlantic City night with friends that I worked.

1716
01:18:35,680 --> 01:18:37,680
I worked at a restaurant at the time.

1717
01:18:37,680 --> 01:18:42,680
And so we went out and one of our friends got blackout drunk, joined

1718
01:18:42,680 --> 01:18:43,680
a poker tournament.

1719
01:18:43,680 --> 01:18:44,680
Like we lost him.

1720
01:18:44,680 --> 01:18:46,680
He called us like hours later.

1721
01:18:46,680 --> 01:18:50,680
We had gone to a nearby bar and he's like, I won $1,500 and we're

1722
01:18:50,680 --> 01:18:51,680
like, awesome.

1723
01:18:51,680 --> 01:18:52,680
We're at this bar.

1724
01:18:52,680 --> 01:18:53,680
Just come on through.

1725
01:18:53,680 --> 01:18:58,680
He shows up 45 minutes later scuffed up and we were like, what

1726
01:18:58,680 --> 01:18:59,680
happened to you?

1727
01:18:59,680 --> 01:19:04,680
He's like, I took the wrong way here and got beat up and my $1,500

1728
01:19:04,680 --> 01:19:06,680
and cash stolen from me.

1729
01:19:06,680 --> 01:19:09,680
I was like, I'll buy you a drink.

1730
01:19:09,680 --> 01:19:13,680
I don't know what to say to that.

1731
01:19:13,680 --> 01:19:14,680
Didn't get stabbed.

1732
01:19:14,680 --> 01:19:15,680
Nope.

1733
01:19:15,680 --> 01:19:16,680
That's good.

1734
01:19:16,680 --> 01:19:17,680
That's fair.

1735
01:19:17,680 --> 01:19:19,680
That's Atlantic City, baby.

1736
01:19:19,680 --> 01:19:23,680
I don't know, Peter, you can cut this one up for you're actually

1737
01:19:23,680 --> 01:19:26,680
going to use this, but I'm pitching a YouTube cooking channel called

1738
01:19:26,680 --> 01:19:27,680
Cooking with Diesel.

1739
01:19:27,680 --> 01:19:31,680
It's all about food inspired by Vin Diesel movies.

1740
01:19:31,680 --> 01:19:33,680
That's fantastic.

1741
01:19:33,680 --> 01:19:34,680
I'm stealing that.

1742
01:19:34,680 --> 01:19:35,680
So sorry.

1743
01:19:35,680 --> 01:19:42,680
It's just going to, it's just me drinking Corona saying family.

1744
01:19:42,680 --> 01:19:43,680
Yeah.

1745
01:19:43,680 --> 01:19:49,680
I'm going to be there for your entire 101 episode run.

1746
01:19:49,680 --> 01:19:50,680
For good family.

1747
01:19:50,680 --> 01:19:51,680
Oh, you can't curse.

1748
01:19:51,680 --> 01:19:52,680
Just family.

1749
01:19:52,680 --> 01:19:53,680
That's right.

1750
01:19:53,680 --> 01:19:54,680
Yeah.

1751
01:19:54,680 --> 01:19:55,680
Family.

1752
01:19:55,680 --> 01:19:59,680
If that does get off the ground, please link me when you get to the

1753
01:19:59,680 --> 01:20:01,680
Chronicles of Riddick episodes.

1754
01:20:01,680 --> 01:20:04,680
We're going to make some good, weird food from that one.

1755
01:20:04,680 --> 01:20:08,680
Cause my thing was the pitch black ones, like one of those things where

1756
01:20:08,680 --> 01:20:10,680
it's like, you know, eating in the dark.

1757
01:20:10,680 --> 01:20:11,680
Yeah, right.

1758
01:20:11,680 --> 01:20:13,680
It'll be one of those sensory experiences.

1759
01:20:13,680 --> 01:20:14,680
Oh my goodness.

1760
01:20:14,680 --> 01:20:16,680
And it's all just crickets.

1761
01:20:16,680 --> 01:20:17,680
Mix not allowed on set.

1762
01:20:17,680 --> 01:20:18,680
Come on.

1763
01:20:18,680 --> 01:20:19,680
No, let me feed you.

1764
01:20:19,680 --> 01:20:21,680
I'll feed you like a baby.

1765
01:20:21,680 --> 01:20:23,680
It's going to be toes every time.

1766
01:20:23,680 --> 01:20:25,680
It's just always toes.

1767
01:20:25,680 --> 01:20:32,680
It's just always toes.