1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,600 Oh, God. Oh, my God. 2 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:14,720 Now you're ready to win an arm wrestling contest. 3 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:17,320 Of course. Just go over the top. 4 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:19,080 Maybe perfect. 5 00:00:19,080 --> 00:00:22,280 Do you guys have any strong feelings on which movie we should discuss first? 6 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:25,360 It could it could have happened to you, is that what it is? 7 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:27,200 It could happen right now. It could happen to you. 8 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:28,320 Well, it can't happen right now. 9 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:30,600 Something else has to happen first. That's true. Well, 10 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:33,440 welcome back. 11 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:36,640 Welcome back to Cage Match, around about meeting Nicholas Cage. 12 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:39,400 You do have to do that again. 13 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:43,280 But that was the perfect segue. 14 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:45,720 It wasn't. It was just the introduction. 15 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:49,920 Welcome back to Cage Match, around about meeting Nicholas Cage. 16 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:53,120 I'm your host, Sean, here with my co-host Nick. 17 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:55,520 I'm Nick and our producer Peter. Hello. 18 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:58,080 And this week we have a special guest. 19 00:00:58,080 --> 00:00:59,960 I'm Brandon White. Good to see you guys. 20 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:03,000 Welcome. So this podcast, 21 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:06,400 we are taking 64 of Nick Cage's best movies. 22 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:08,240 Heavy air quotes. 23 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:11,080 They heard the inflection 24 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:14,320 and whittling it down to whatever we think his best film is, 25 00:01:14,320 --> 00:01:16,560 as decided by Nick and myself. 26 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:19,440 No one else, including our guests. 27 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:21,360 Hard parameters right there. 28 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:23,040 There's no rubric. There's no nothing. 29 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:24,160 It's just what we like. 30 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:25,640 It's changed basically every episode. 31 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:26,840 It varies wildly. 32 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:30,000 I know the performances of Nick Cage. 33 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:32,360 Yeah. And the first episode that we really kind of bent the rules 34 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:34,400 was the first time Army of One came around. 35 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:35,640 So the second episode. 36 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:37,720 I don't think that was really even bending the rules. 37 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:40,000 I think it was just 38 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,640 adapting them to fit what we wanted. 39 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:43,960 We were exploring what you wanted. Exploring the space. 40 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:46,760 Yeah, it was an intelligent exploration of rules. 41 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:52,000 It beat adaptation adaptation, which was wrong, which is no. 42 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:55,640 Adaptation is a great movie, but it just wasn't, you know, a contender. 43 00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:56,840 Couldn't go the distance. 44 00:01:56,840 --> 00:01:59,120 No. It's like get into that. 45 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:01,000 Kissing your hand to that. 46 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:02,000 It's like kissing your what? 47 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:05,120 There was a palpable tension in the room that you all couldn't feel. 48 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:08,240 Just wait till we get back to the not primal episode. 49 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:11,840 No, yeah, no, no. Primal will come back. 50 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:14,280 We're going to do a loser's bracket, bring Primal back now. 51 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:15,240 Primal against Primal. 52 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:17,440 And now it wins every time. 53 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:18,600 Every time it advances. 54 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:20,600 We should do adaptation versus Primal. 55 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:24,360 Oh, man. It'd be sad when adaptation still lost. 56 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:28,000 So Brandon, why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself 57 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,000 real quick since we got you in the chair? 58 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,400 No, Nick, for a long time, we went to school together. 59 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:34,160 He moved up here. 60 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:36,520 I'm a standup comic in the Seattle area. 61 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:37,960 I'm kick ass. 62 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:40,160 That's really about it. 63 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:43,680 Maybe watch two of the strangest movies I've seen in a long time 64 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:45,360 with these two movies. 65 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:47,560 So that's been an interesting experience. 66 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:50,960 Very cheap, very cheap movies to rent to, by the way. 67 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,280 I just want you to know out of the gamut of movies 68 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:56,440 that I could have rented off of any platform, these ones were very cheap. 69 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:57,640 So I appreciate that. 70 00:02:57,640 --> 00:02:59,880 I wouldn't know that I personally. 71 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:02,400 You personally own these movies. 72 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:03,400 I do. 73 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:06,440 These are proudly displayed on my wall. 74 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:08,560 All right. We have we are different people. 75 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:10,120 That's for sure. 76 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:11,960 Nick knows how to do a go with a bit. 77 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:13,920 No, I'm just committed to a lifestyle. 78 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:17,160 A cage lifestyle, a Nicholas Cage lifestyle. 79 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:21,000 Yeah, it's the I've got a girlfriend and please don't ever let her leave me 80 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,800 because this is all I've got lifestyle. 81 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:24,680 Fair enough. Fair enough. 82 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:26,320 Is her and Nicholas Cage. 83 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:27,560 Some people clamor for that. 84 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:29,760 And you're lucky you've got it. 85 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:33,480 So, Brandon, do you have a relationship to make cage movies at all? 86 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:35,120 Or is this just because of Nick? 87 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:37,040 This is just because of Nick. Good. 88 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:41,000 Has your opinion on the man changed at all? 89 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,440 Not not so much. 90 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:44,720 There's an episode of Community. 91 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:47,800 I don't know if you guys know this, the where they discuss Nicholas Cage, 92 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:51,480 good or bad, and I kind of agree with the conclusion of that, 93 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:54,080 that he's a good, bad, bad, good. 94 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:56,920 And I think these are two examples of both of that. 95 00:03:57,640 --> 00:03:59,160 Good, bad and a bad good. 96 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:00,680 I don't think you're wrong there. 97 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:03,880 You're not the first people to do a podcast about Nicholas Cage, I'm sure. 98 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:06,920 We're not. We're actually not even the first cage match. 99 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:08,720 Fair enough. 100 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:10,760 But we've produced more work than them at this point. 101 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:12,680 That's true. We're better than they are. 102 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:14,280 Come at us, Kate. Of course. 103 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:15,880 I feel like you're come on our show. 104 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:17,400 Justify your existence. 105 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:18,240 Cage for us. 106 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:19,960 Didn't you get it? 107 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:24,000 I don't think we need to start encouraging people to start coming on our things. 108 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:27,000 I'm glad Vegas hasn't changed you, Nick. 109 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,680 No, it's emboldened you. 110 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:31,000 You're sticky or somehow. 111 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,200 I don't know. 112 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:34,040 So come, come. 113 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:36,320 I got the juice. 114 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:38,800 I do want to tell one quick anecdote about our Vegas trip. 115 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:42,880 On the last night, we got most of everyone together 116 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:45,640 to try and watch one of these movies in a hotel room, 117 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:48,240 and we couldn't get it to cast to the TV. 118 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:52,600 So I just suggested Nick and I like cuddle in the bed and watch on a tablet. 119 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:54,280 And no one else was having that. 120 00:04:54,280 --> 00:04:56,280 Which did you watch while you were cuddling? 121 00:04:56,280 --> 00:05:00,960 We started Army of One and then we got about as far as the like production 122 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:01,800 splash screen. 123 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:03,960 John was like, no, you're not doing this. 124 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:07,840 And we watched Renfield instead, which I want to win this week. 125 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:10,240 Good choice. Good movie. 126 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:11,880 I liked it. All right. Renfield goes forward. 127 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:13,200 Next episode. 128 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:14,480 Thanks for being here. 129 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:15,680 Of course, my pleasure. 130 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:18,720 This has been quick. I'll get out of here. 131 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:19,720 I'll beat the traffic. 132 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:21,120 We value your time. 133 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:23,480 All right. 1994 is it could happen to you. 134 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:25,640 Heavily 1994. 135 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:27,080 I'll tell you that. 136 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:30,360 Nicolas Cage is a New York City police officer 137 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:34,280 who is married to Rosie Perez for some damn reason. 138 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:39,040 And he essentially runs into another woman who is 139 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:43,040 Bridget Fonda, who is super hot in this movie. 140 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:45,080 Didn't think I was going to think she was that hot, but she. 141 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:46,200 Oh, no, she had it. 142 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:48,680 And she's working at a cafe or something. 143 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:49,920 And he can't pay her. 144 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:52,320 So he says, if I win the lottery, I'll come back tomorrow. 145 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:54,000 We can split this ticket. 146 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,440 And if I win, I'll give you a tip if not. 147 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:59,400 And then she hilarity ensues from there, I suppose. 148 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:01,680 Hilarity is a strong word. 149 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:04,800 A good tie in. This is the week of true stories. 150 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:07,320 Both of these movies are based on true stories, 151 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:08,280 based off of true stories. 152 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:12,080 So we've got that inspired by true stories, I think is a well. 153 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:13,880 Right. Faulkner's is all true. 154 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:15,720 Yeah, 100 percent. 155 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:19,720 I only say that because so I thought about this while Peter was watching 156 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:22,960 the movie on the airplane at one and a half speed, which 157 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:25,960 that must have been rough to listen to Rosie Perez. 158 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:28,600 Rosie Perez at one and a half speed was not pleasant. 159 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:30,400 No, that's a lot. 160 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:33,160 I still feel like she's naturally at one and a half speed. 161 00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:37,080 I told you it was my dead father and he had fours in his eyes. 162 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:38,760 Why would it be a four? 163 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:40,720 Shut the fuck up. 164 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:43,080 I still can't stand those little baby teeth. 165 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:45,560 She's teeth are like little bits of corn. 166 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:47,280 Yeah, corn stuck in her gums. 167 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:49,440 Your teeth. I don't like it. 168 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:51,840 So this movie is based on a true story. 169 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:55,040 And Isaac Hayes tells us that this is basically a real story. 170 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:58,480 The cop and his wife in real life still like never got divorced. 171 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:01,520 None of that. So just how rough would it be to like 172 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:03,600 you sell the rights to this story? 173 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:06,800 They make the movie and they just turn you into a terrible shrew. 174 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:08,560 They turn you into Rosie Perez. 175 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:09,360 Well, they did it. 176 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:13,920 So apparently the 64, whatever million dollars they won in 96 177 00:07:13,920 --> 00:07:17,080 did not go as far as they thought it was going to. 178 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:18,720 Yeah, it got them. 179 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:20,880 Got them a couple more weeks down the road. 180 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:25,440 And, you know, I would sell my story at any time to have Nicholas Cage play it 181 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:27,480 kind of like Gary Faulkner. 182 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:29,400 What about Rosie Perez play it? 183 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:31,040 I mean, it's a take. 184 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:32,840 Rosie Perez in. 185 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:36,160 Well, yeah, in my story, it would be great. 186 00:07:36,160 --> 00:07:41,520 Uh, no, there'd probably be some kind of like appropriations call like, 187 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:43,560 oh, she's taking our culture and stuff. 188 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:46,800 The Internet's wild, man. 189 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,440 I know I live there. 190 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:50,960 I've been there once or twice. 191 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:52,280 Yeah, I know. Scary place. 192 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:53,680 It's where they keep the porn, right? 193 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:55,480 I used to just go down by the train tracks. 194 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:56,440 Yeah. 195 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:59,400 Every once in a while, I still find like skin rag out in the wild. 196 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:01,120 We found a page. 197 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:03,640 Like the term skin rag. Yeah. 198 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:05,920 Yeah. We're talking about the 90s. 199 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:07,120 That's a face off reference, right? 200 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:08,960 Yes. OK. 201 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:13,160 Now, we found a page blowing down the street up in Capitol Hill 202 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:17,760 the other day when we were at work and put it on my co-workers windshield. 203 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:18,760 It was pretty good. 204 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:23,240 It had like thought bubbles and stuff imprinted on the the pages. 205 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:25,120 So you could tell what the lady was thinking. 206 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:26,640 It was mostly about butt stuff. 207 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:28,040 That's pretty progressive. 208 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:31,520 I don't think if you read the thought bubble, you'd find it progressive. 209 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:35,520 It's incredibly sexy and gross. 210 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:40,280 OK, so this movie, I mean, sucks, but you can cut that out. 211 00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:44,560 The plot is terrible. 212 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:49,920 I mean, just there's there's nothing that that causes one thing to happen. 213 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:52,160 Can't go from one spot to another. 214 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:54,760 They just like this is the part of the plot we need to get to. 215 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:56,160 Now we're at this part of the plot. 216 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:57,480 Now we're at this part of the plot. 217 00:08:57,480 --> 00:08:59,760 Now there's no explanation. Right. 218 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:01,440 And like now we're playing baseball with kids. 219 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:04,760 Yeah. Nothing really drives the story except for just like, 220 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:08,640 oh, let's show how good they are and how shitty Rosie Perez. Right. 221 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:12,720 The one the fact that he can just find her places to where he's just like, 222 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:15,000 oh, I got kicked out and I'm going to go to the plaza 223 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:18,000 and she happens to be at the plaza and then he gets kicked out again. 224 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,560 And he's like, I'm just walking in this spot in New York. 225 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:24,320 And she happens to be there in the largest city in the entire world. 226 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:26,680 Made no sense. It's super convenient. Yeah. 227 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:30,840 I will say that I was in New York recently and I ran into my across the street 228 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:34,360 neighbors just arbitrarily walking around in the city. 229 00:09:34,520 --> 00:09:37,240 Was it like a super touristy place, though? No. 230 00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:39,160 Oh, fair enough. Yeah, it was pretty weird. 231 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:41,000 Got me on that one. 232 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,320 But I think my daughter has to shit. 233 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:47,200 Geez. That's why I don't want kids. 234 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:51,240 Oh, yeah, I like that. This was unapologetically 90s. 235 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:53,760 They have a scene that's like roller skating. 236 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:56,480 Rollerblading. Yeah. Yeah. Very true. 237 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:59,280 Let's talk about the kid's hair in this because it's kind of there. 238 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:01,080 God, I'm trying to remember this. 239 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:04,880 This is still kind of like pushy, backy, thinning, right? 240 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:07,000 Yeah. OK. It's very wispy. 241 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:10,640 This is back when he just looked like a kind of normal, handsome dude. 242 00:10:10,680 --> 00:10:13,320 Yeah. He still had like the weird teeth. 243 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:17,360 Yeah. He hadn't jumped into like veneers and plugs and stuff. 244 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:19,120 He just looks like a normal guy. 245 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:21,040 Pretty work. No work done on him. Yeah. 246 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:26,160 Yeah. I do have to say I like Nicolas Cage fully worked out. 247 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:29,600 That's the only time you're going to see like really weird Nicolas Cage to. 248 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:31,640 Right. Like a final product. 249 00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:36,920 Yeah. Leather jackets and giant bejeweled glasses and karate chops 250 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:39,160 and like probably a studded belt. 251 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:41,800 Those are my Nicolas Cage's. 252 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:43,680 Did she shit false alarm? 253 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:44,680 No, no, shouldn't. 254 00:10:44,680 --> 00:10:47,280 Oh, no, she's just wandering around in her room. 255 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:49,800 What a jerk. 256 00:10:50,520 --> 00:10:53,840 You got to put like some cowtrops down whenever before she's got a shit. 257 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:55,160 Usually. Or kind of. 258 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:56,320 OK, fair enough. 259 00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:59,000 Just like just walking it out, that's trying to find a spot. 260 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,560 And this is a good spot. 261 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:03,080 This is like day nine of not pooping. 262 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:05,800 So we're back into that again. 263 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:07,960 OK, I mean, yeah, I know it's imminent. 264 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:13,520 You know, I read an article this weekend about Disney employees 265 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:18,040 having a special like code, like radio code for when some human guest 266 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:22,280 has shit in the queue at one of the one of the rides. 267 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:27,320 They call it a human code H because a code H was just when the horse craps 268 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:28,600 on the parade. 269 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:31,280 But apparently it's a far more common thing. 270 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:35,680 And my brother confirmed it that humans will just drop trow and take a shit 271 00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:38,960 in the middle of the queue of like the new like Star Wars. 272 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:41,840 Intentionally, we're not talking somebody shit their pants on accident. 273 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:44,440 No, no, like they didn't want to go find a bathroom. 274 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:47,480 They didn't want to ask somebody to just like get out of line, hold their spot. 275 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:50,440 There's usually a mid queue bathroom that's accessible. 276 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:54,600 But yeah, people will just like take a crap and then like just walk off. 277 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:58,400 Well, if you're just going to leave anyways, why did you just sit here 278 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:00,360 and wait? Not see that? 279 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:01,560 Oh, no, people will see it. 280 00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:04,080 And that's why they leave because now they're the people with the kid 281 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:05,640 who shat in the queue. 282 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:07,480 Why not just leave then? 283 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:08,600 That was the point, right? 284 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:10,720 Yeah. So that's logic. 285 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:13,000 All of us got little taken aback by that. 286 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,760 That was actually really good logic. 287 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:17,240 Why would you just leave if I shat? 288 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:18,400 I mean, it makes sense to us. 289 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:21,960 But if I was in line for three hours and I shat in the middle of the line 290 00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:26,760 in line for three hours, any amount of time, people stand in those long 291 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:28,200 fucking lines of Disney. 292 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:30,320 Like if I was in line for more than an hour and I had a shit and I should. 293 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:32,440 The only option was to shit right there. 294 00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:36,680 I'd say in that line, I pooped in the parking lot, walking into Arrowhead Stadium 295 00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:38,200 to go to a chief's game one time. 296 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:40,480 I would poop in the parking lot of Arrowhead Stadium, too. 297 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:42,080 I appreciate that. Yeah. 298 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:43,000 I was going to poop my pants. 299 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,880 It was different reasons. 300 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:48,000 I feel I've pooped in like my parents backyard. 301 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,560 But we grew up in the woods and I locked myself out of the house. 302 00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:53,800 So the nearest set of keys was like 20 minutes away. 303 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:58,280 If my grandma stepped on it, wiping with like big broadleaf 304 00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:01,920 maple leaves and stuff, it's just whatever I can reach. Yeah. 305 00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:05,600 It's a cautionary tale. 306 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:07,160 Remember your keys, children. 307 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:09,280 Don't marry Rosie Perez. 308 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:11,640 That is the biggest life lesson for this fucking movie. 309 00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:14,880 If I learned anything, who is Rosie Perez married to? 310 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:16,560 How does he feel about baby corn? 311 00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:18,520 He must love it. I'm assuming pretty good. 312 00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:21,120 Like little bits of cream corn just stuck in her mouth 313 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:23,840 and he's just in there kissing and licking his little chick. 314 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:25,480 Let's say a lot. 315 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:27,600 I don't know. I can't get over her mouth. 316 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,280 I'm sure she's a very nice lady. 317 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:32,080 Yeah. So this movie doesn't really move along all that well. 318 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:34,360 It's kind of it kind of just bounces in and out. 319 00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:37,160 Yeah, it's a lot of just here's the scene. 320 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:38,200 Here's the scene. 321 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:40,160 Stanley Tucci shows up. That's oh, yes. 322 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:43,200 Stanley Tucci shows up for no reason in this. 323 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:45,480 So high. I love him in this. 324 00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:46,960 I so hairy and weird. 325 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,400 OK, what's your favorite Stanley Tucci part of this movie? 326 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:51,320 That's something we can talk about. 327 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:51,960 OK, yeah. 328 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:53,400 The scene where he's just in the room. 329 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:54,760 Yeah. Eating the macadamia. 330 00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:56,520 So good for sure. 331 00:13:56,520 --> 00:14:00,080 I love when he just takes the nuts from her and locks her out the door. Yeah. 332 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:05,720 I also like because I notice weird shit like this when he's in the towel, 333 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:08,560 like he squats at one point and he's wearing underwear. 334 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:10,280 I saw that too. I think I was checking. 335 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:11,480 I wanted to see some to chong. 336 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:13,600 Why? Why in the world would you? 337 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:16,560 It's just continuity that just doesn't make sense. 338 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:18,400 It broke the fourth wall for you. 339 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:19,400 How do you get in there? 340 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,760 Like she unlocks the door to get in there. 341 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:22,800 There's no damage. 342 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:25,280 I'm assuming it's I mean, I'm assuming it was their apartment. 343 00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:26,560 Maybe. Yeah. 344 00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:28,680 So he's they were access to a very true. 345 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:32,040 I did like how in his first scene when he calls her up 346 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:34,680 and he's like at the payphone, he's coming like 347 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:37,520 those wisps of that Homer Simpson haircut. 348 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:41,520 He has all 17 of his hair of a head of hair that he still has. 349 00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:45,080 I love this reaction when he when she's all like, 350 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:46,520 you just want the money. 351 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:48,080 And he's like, what? 352 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:51,600 No. What money? No. 353 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:53,760 You want something else? 354 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:57,800 Well, that's just like when I saw him because I didn't see the whole cast list first. 355 00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:00,000 I thought he was like a young Jim Rash. 356 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,320 Oh, it was like, what is he? 357 00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:04,280 Oh, no, that's not Jim Rash. 358 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:06,880 Stanley Tucci never saw that connection until now. 359 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:10,000 We do get a couple of Tucci connections in our movies. 360 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,880 There's this and Kiss of Death. 361 00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:14,520 I think those are them. 362 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:16,320 Those are they? Yeah. 363 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:17,960 They them. Those are these. 364 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,880 I thought this movie is fucking charming. 365 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:21,080 I think I agree with you. 366 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:23,720 The plot line is stupid as fuck and it's meandering. 367 00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:26,800 But it's a romantic comedy. It's cute. Charmed. It's cute. 368 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:28,680 Yeah, I enjoy it. I had fun. 369 00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:32,320 I do like that they fall for each other and that they are adorable. 370 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:36,360 Yeah, like they are very cute couple that is an endearing quality. 371 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:38,480 I also like all the product placement in it. 372 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,400 She says you have to have forever things. 373 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:43,800 And she's talking about like Hellman's Mayo or something like that. Oh, yeah. 374 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:45,200 Oh, no, she's a miracle. 375 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:48,400 Well, at one point they mentioned Jiffy Pop is in there. 376 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:53,040 Like there's a whole like just that 90s thing of, oh, a miracle. 377 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:55,800 Now I don't think Bridget Fonda's hot anymore. Yeah, no. 378 00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:59,160 She put an appropriate amount of bacon on there. 379 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:02,280 It looked very fine, but Miracle Whip is just not right. 380 00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:04,280 She did just have like a dope sandwich 381 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:07,720 like she could just whip up out of nowhere, even though she was super broke. 382 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:10,400 Well, I mean, it is like a four ingredient item. 383 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:12,640 Yeah, but maybe five if you count the. 384 00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:14,960 Got docked all the pay from the cafe job. 385 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:17,520 I know that job sucks. Yeah, that guy was an asshole. 386 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:21,480 Also, who is she to think that showing up late 387 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:24,440 is not going to dock your wages? Right. 388 00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:26,920 Like you're a waitress. You're hourly. 389 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:30,160 I well, I haven't met a salaried one yet, but 390 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:34,160 she apparently had sick time, though, because she mentions that to him. 391 00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:37,680 She says coming up, though, she says, I have like three weeks of sick time. 392 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:41,200 Coming. But he does say, if you want to use it, get sick. 393 00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:45,360 Yeah. Which I've had employers pull that on me, too, which is also dumb. 394 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:48,000 Fucking boss is secret. 395 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,400 Yeah. Just tell your boss you shit your pants that morning. 396 00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:51,800 That's all you got to fucking do. 397 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:54,040 Tell him he ate too many raspberries and shit. 398 00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:57,040 The bed will be super fat and just say you ate something funny. 399 00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:59,600 That's what I do all the fucking time. 400 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:00,840 That's what I do all the time. 401 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:03,880 And they've never like, yeah, no, dude, you just stay home. 402 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:07,920 We know you're not feeling well. 403 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:11,420 Too often in my career, like, I mean, it'd work, 404 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:14,160 but I'd have to find a new job. 405 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:15,500 Like it would be ridicule. 406 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:17,960 We already play games like Farty Friday 407 00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:20,400 where we're just competing with farts. 408 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,360 You must work with all dudes. 409 00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:25,060 Uh, almost exclusively. 410 00:17:25,060 --> 00:17:27,300 Friday does not sound like a female thing. 411 00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:29,100 Well, yeah. 412 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:32,080 Well, we haven't found the one who wants to play yet. 413 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:34,520 But when I do, I'm sorry, Josie. Right. 414 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:38,800 This is why this is why I stopped running D&D on Fredis. 415 00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:41,260 Oh, well, yeah, I do get pretty gassed up. 416 00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:45,560 But back to the Peters thing. 417 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:46,700 No, this movie's cute. 418 00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:48,100 It's it's a romantic comedy. 419 00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:50,900 It's a Nick Cage romantic comedy of this time. 420 00:17:51,100 --> 00:17:52,340 There's this family man. 421 00:17:52,340 --> 00:17:55,680 They tried to make him like a leading romantic comedy guy. 422 00:17:55,980 --> 00:17:58,080 And this is the better of them. 423 00:17:58,080 --> 00:18:00,120 And it's got like a mystical black dude in it. 424 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:01,440 Yeah. Oh, I keep forgetting. 425 00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:02,720 I always forget Isaac Hayes. 426 00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:03,780 Yeah, with Angel. 427 00:18:03,780 --> 00:18:06,280 He's the he's with the lobster tie, if you will. 428 00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:10,160 Yeah, because, yeah, it's just like he's omniscient to the whole story. 429 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:12,660 But at the end, he's he's just talking to these people. 430 00:18:12,660 --> 00:18:13,720 The whole movie. 431 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:16,700 And then at the end, he's just like, Oh, by the way, I'm a good guy. 432 00:18:16,700 --> 00:18:20,340 Like, I like he like because he shows up in all these scenes 433 00:18:20,340 --> 00:18:22,640 and at the end shows up as a homeless man. 434 00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:25,340 Yeah. To eat some pie, to eat some like pie. 435 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:27,540 I like his mime work. 436 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:30,480 Great physical comedy. 437 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:33,880 But had like a secret camera watch that wasn't that secret. 438 00:18:34,220 --> 00:18:35,920 Yeah. But he's like everywhere. 439 00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:39,980 And he's narrating this movie only to like be a photographer slash. 440 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,260 Yeah. Journalist. 441 00:18:41,260 --> 00:18:45,860 I kind of just accept his narration as if like he's telling us. 442 00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:49,060 Obviously throughout this whole thing, he's telling us the story. 443 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:53,040 And his moments of narration are just like an overlay. 444 00:18:53,060 --> 00:18:57,600 Yeah. And it's just everything's happening in the past to him. 445 00:18:57,600 --> 00:19:01,300 Yeah. Just as it is to us, because this is 2023. 446 00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:03,840 But it's just such a weird like structure. 447 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:05,400 Yeah, it is. 448 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:08,280 To make him an actual character later rather than just never explain it 449 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,700 and have him just be magical. 450 00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:12,680 Magical Black Man is by far the better. 451 00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:17,240 To their credit, though, about with one about 18 minutes left in this movie. 452 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,380 I was like, how are they going to make this happy at the end? 453 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:22,620 And he was the only reason that made it happy. Yeah. Yeah. 454 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:24,080 Yeah. He turned it all around for them. 455 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,920 Could you imagine if they just ended that movie and they were like, 456 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:29,320 Well, you're poor now, but you're in love by like that might have 457 00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:31,460 won an Oscar shit. Yeah. 458 00:19:31,460 --> 00:19:33,560 I'd be like, it's so real. 459 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:36,640 Any major discoveries on rewatching it? 460 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:38,700 I enjoyed it about as much as I enjoyed the first time. 461 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:41,900 It rekindled my hatred for Rosie Perez's teeth. 462 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:44,580 I can't get over it. I'm sorry. 463 00:19:44,580 --> 00:19:51,080 Just hate so Rosie Perez's teeth are like my your penis to Sean thing. 464 00:19:51,620 --> 00:19:54,920 Sean can't get over your penis in the moonlight. 465 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:57,060 And I can't get over Rosie Perez's teeth. 466 00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:58,320 It looks good in moonlight, man. 467 00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:01,300 What can I say? Unlike her teeth. 468 00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:04,440 Heroin, I tell you, you're going to have to cut out five minutes to talk. 469 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:07,600 No, this is not talking teeth. 470 00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:11,280 Yeah, we're back to a dental pod. 471 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:14,780 No, this movie didn't give me anything new on a rewatch. 472 00:20:15,020 --> 00:20:16,920 I mean, it's it's enjoyable. 473 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:20,520 I mean, for what it is, I'm never in the mood for a romantic comedy. 474 00:20:20,860 --> 00:20:24,360 It's not something I go to often, but having to watch it. 475 00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:25,560 I didn't hate it. 476 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:30,200 You know, since you are familiar with the cage of it all from community, 477 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:33,900 the good, bad, bad, good concept, where would you pop this one? 478 00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:35,900 For just Nick Cage himself? 479 00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:40,940 Yes, I would say it's on the good, bad spectrum 480 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,320 just because he's pretty good in it. 481 00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:45,880 Like he's not a bad actor in it. 482 00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:50,860 It's just not that good of a movie for him to be in the good, good spectrum. 483 00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:53,760 You know, you can't get everything with it. 484 00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:55,820 But I think it falls in the good, bad. 485 00:20:55,820 --> 00:20:58,020 I feel it's a real middling movie. 486 00:20:58,020 --> 00:21:01,960 So good, good, bad is about all I can do for is I good enough to be good. 487 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:07,300 Just summer entertainment or it's ultimately fluff. 488 00:21:07,740 --> 00:21:09,040 I would go good cage. 489 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:10,000 I enjoy him in this. 490 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,800 And like I said, the film is charming. 491 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:12,980 Fluff is a good word for it. 492 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:15,720 There's no fluff is a good no, no great substance. 493 00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:19,540 I don't I'm not offended by the film, but it's not something I would seek out. 494 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:22,520 Did you have a favorite like stunts they pulled? 495 00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:24,360 Could be Nicholas Cage could be Bridget. 496 00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:27,220 Oh, I just like the whole rollerblading sequence. 497 00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:30,820 Oh, yeah. Where he just rolls right into the lake for some reason. 498 00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:34,200 For some reason, she can stop on the grass, but he can't. 499 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:36,560 I just don't. It's just that whole thing. 500 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:39,800 I was just like, this is just like a speed skater. 501 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:41,040 He's like, I don't know what I'm doing. 502 00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:42,400 I don't know. 503 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:45,280 Naruto runs right into the lake. 504 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:46,680 I really do enjoy it. 505 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:49,280 Did enjoy like the one part of this movie where it actually becomes 506 00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:53,680 kind of like a cop drama and he has to stop the robbery in the bodega. 507 00:21:53,820 --> 00:21:56,360 You get shot tackling that guy through the window like, 508 00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:58,480 ah, this doesn't fit into this movie at all. 509 00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:00,480 It does show him being a nice cop. 510 00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:03,020 And oh, his partner is in this. 511 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:04,160 What's his name? Wendell? 512 00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:05,520 Wendell Pierce. 513 00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:08,260 Fucking love Wendell Pierce. 514 00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:11,100 I like that he stops the rubber with a can of beans or whatever. 515 00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:12,800 Yeah, he just picks it off. 516 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,300 What brand was it? 517 00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:17,000 It must have been Heinz. 518 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,340 Well, I feel like it would have been like Bush's or something. 519 00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:22,340 Who needed it most in 1994? 520 00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:25,840 Probably Bush's. 521 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:27,420 All they had were those dog commercial. 522 00:22:27,420 --> 00:22:27,920 Yeah, right. 523 00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:30,720 All they had was the dog had the secret recipe for a while. 524 00:22:32,020 --> 00:22:33,720 I like that long dead by now. 525 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:34,760 Oh, for sure. 526 00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:36,660 Nobody knows that recipe. 527 00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:40,600 I liked when Rosie Perez was remodeling their place 528 00:22:41,100 --> 00:22:45,840 and what it turns out to be like the gross pink walls, the painting of her. 529 00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:47,200 All over the. 530 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:48,240 Her is amazing. 531 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:50,440 Yeah, it's like, God damn it. 532 00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:54,640 Rosie Perez or whatever name the Muriel with the heart of gold. 533 00:22:56,180 --> 00:22:58,380 Such terrible taste. 534 00:22:58,380 --> 00:23:01,080 I did indulge in a bit of the one and a half time 535 00:23:01,820 --> 00:23:05,080 on the plane yesterday, trying to just get this and just get through it. 536 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:09,960 But just yeah, Rosie Perez and chipmunk voices is a thing. 537 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:12,260 I couldn't do it. 538 00:23:12,260 --> 00:23:12,860 I couldn't do it. 539 00:23:12,860 --> 00:23:17,140 But I mean, I would probably just have trouble with watching a comedy sped up. 540 00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:21,700 I feel like it would take a lot of adjustment for me to like settle into the timing. 541 00:23:21,740 --> 00:23:25,380 But I guess the whole point that we mentioned earlier is it's not that much of a comedy. 542 00:23:25,380 --> 00:23:29,580 It's really more just like romantic with a little bit of haha. 543 00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:30,820 Yeah, it's chocolate. 544 00:23:30,820 --> 00:23:31,820 That's all it gets. 545 00:23:31,820 --> 00:23:34,380 It's not as depressing as the family man. 546 00:23:34,380 --> 00:23:35,620 Less camel toe. 547 00:23:35,620 --> 00:23:36,980 No, wait, family man was the other one. 548 00:23:36,980 --> 00:23:38,560 Never mind. I was thinking weatherman. 549 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:42,900 Oh, yeah, no, the family man has Jeremy Piven also didn't have camel toe. 550 00:23:42,900 --> 00:23:45,160 No, but I had Jeremy Piven, a human camel toe. 551 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:50,160 And with that, should we discuss Army of One? 552 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:51,700 Because there is a camel in that one. 553 00:23:51,700 --> 00:23:54,480 There is a camel. You did it. 554 00:23:56,740 --> 00:23:59,520 Nick, do you want to share this one out there for us? 555 00:23:59,580 --> 00:24:04,420 Army of One is the absolutely true story of Gary Brooks Faulkner, 556 00:24:04,420 --> 00:24:12,820 a guy from Colorado who gets a mission from God to go to Pakistan, 557 00:24:13,420 --> 00:24:17,960 find Osama bin Laden, capture him and bring him back for justice and stuff. 558 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:20,740 So he meets up with Wendy. 559 00:24:20,740 --> 00:24:23,200 What's her face from Reno 9-1-1? 560 00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:27,280 They form a relationship and he keeps dipping out on her 561 00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:29,840 to try to go to Pakistan. 562 00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:32,240 And she's just cool with it. 563 00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:34,440 That is the weirdest part about this movie. 564 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:38,660 I mean, she she gets tired of it after like the third time, 565 00:24:38,660 --> 00:24:41,360 but still lets him move right back in every time. Right. 566 00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:45,200 Well, she's working three jobs and has a handicapped child. 567 00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:49,640 She doesn't have a lot of energy left for her fighting this 568 00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:53,500 largely inoffensive thing living in her house. 569 00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:57,300 Thanks. I couldn't get behind the idea of there being like 570 00:24:57,300 --> 00:24:59,540 instant romance and attraction there. 571 00:24:59,540 --> 00:25:02,640 Other than the fact that they set it up as like a world high school 572 00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:06,240 sweetheart kind of people or whatever, at least used to be hot for each other. 573 00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:08,580 I love the tramp stamp, though. 574 00:25:08,580 --> 00:25:12,780 The tramp stamp. Yeah, that's you still got the tattoo. 575 00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:16,500 Oh, yeah. Man. 576 00:25:17,100 --> 00:25:19,700 Oh, no. As soon as I threw this movie in, I was like, 577 00:25:19,700 --> 00:25:23,040 I remember exactly why I love this movie so much. 578 00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:25,900 Gary Faulkner is just absurd. 579 00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:29,840 Yeah, the series of him telling people 580 00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:33,540 what not to buy and what not in Home Depot is just perfect. 581 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:36,840 My favorite scene is still him buying the hang lighter. 582 00:25:37,700 --> 00:25:39,140 Yeah. Yeah. 583 00:25:39,140 --> 00:25:40,240 So can I take this apart? 584 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:42,880 How many pieces should I come? The dude's like, don't do that. 585 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:44,580 Doesn't come apart. 586 00:25:44,580 --> 00:25:45,980 What do you say? 587 00:25:47,020 --> 00:25:49,080 What song should I use to pump myself up? 588 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:51,020 I know Tom Petty. Wrong answer. 589 00:25:51,020 --> 00:25:56,360 Yeah, you hadn't seen this one either, right? 590 00:25:56,360 --> 00:25:57,960 No, I hadn't seen either of these. 591 00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:01,700 I actually when it said something about being this absurd, 592 00:26:01,700 --> 00:26:04,000 it's I did the same thing with Tiger King. 593 00:26:04,300 --> 00:26:08,000 I stopped it immediately and I researched what the fuck was going on, 594 00:26:08,340 --> 00:26:11,880 because I thought Tiger King was like an excellent mockumentary 595 00:26:12,340 --> 00:26:16,920 with really good actors. Oh, because that's how strange it was. 596 00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:18,320 I was like, nobody can write this. 597 00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:20,280 This movie had that same effect on me. 598 00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:24,260 I five, six minutes and I was like, Gary Faulkner, what the fuck? 599 00:26:24,260 --> 00:26:26,660 And I stopped it and I researched this man. 600 00:26:27,060 --> 00:26:31,260 Nick Cage does a good job with the voice to that dude's voice is weird. 601 00:26:31,660 --> 00:26:36,960 Yeah, it's not as far as it takes it, but he's got a voice. 602 00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:39,440 So like amp it up. Right. 603 00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:43,740 They do forget that in this film, Nicholas Cage playing Gary 604 00:26:43,740 --> 00:26:45,600 talks about getting Nicholas Cage to play. 605 00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:48,720 Oh, yeah. I have forgotten that. 606 00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:50,840 That was something that I caught again on rewatches. 607 00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:53,380 Like, oh, yeah, it's super meta. I loved it, though. 608 00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:57,920 I got real into it, though, like once I kind of understood the style 609 00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:01,820 and like this is not going to be high class film. 610 00:27:02,300 --> 00:27:03,500 And I got over that. 611 00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:06,060 I was like, OK, let's just have fun for an hour and a half. 612 00:27:06,060 --> 00:27:07,760 And that's what it is. It's a fun movie. 613 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,300 Exactly. It's ridiculous. 614 00:27:09,300 --> 00:27:11,840 Will Sasso's in it for some damn reason. 615 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:13,740 And Paul Sherry is his friend. 616 00:27:13,740 --> 00:27:17,040 Like, it's just like you can tell that this director was like, 617 00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:20,880 I have four friends in comedy who have an OK following 618 00:27:21,540 --> 00:27:23,540 and they can act a little bit. 619 00:27:23,540 --> 00:27:28,020 I love when they're in that bar and with the knife, 620 00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:30,960 with the knife and the Marines. 621 00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:34,060 He just goes, Oh, this has happened like nine times already. 622 00:27:35,100 --> 00:27:38,120 Stabbed your friends straight up. 623 00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:40,660 Why would anybody give Gary the knife ever? 624 00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:45,740 In Gary's defense, why did Will Sasso walk in front of the dark one? Right. 625 00:27:45,740 --> 00:27:48,220 That's what I'm talking about. It's not like it went wide. 626 00:27:48,820 --> 00:27:51,280 I imagine he just like pops up. Yeah. 627 00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:56,120 Like he was just crouching down and just like for comedic effect, jumped up. 628 00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:58,260 I'm pissing guys. 629 00:27:58,260 --> 00:28:03,860 Or this is a planned thing that they do to get out of like to get out of these fights. 630 00:28:03,860 --> 00:28:08,260 Every time Gary gets like to wound up, he has to do the knife thing. 631 00:28:08,500 --> 00:28:10,260 Oh, another thing that I didn't 632 00:28:10,260 --> 00:28:13,280 didn't catch the first time it did the second is when he gets that boat. 633 00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:16,160 It's called the Aries and then he just paints a G on it. 634 00:28:17,660 --> 00:28:19,060 That's hilarious. 635 00:28:19,060 --> 00:28:20,320 That is that. 636 00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:23,260 Oh, that's fantastic. 637 00:28:23,260 --> 00:28:23,800 Just yeah. 638 00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:26,960 Now this we watched this for the second episode 639 00:28:27,360 --> 00:28:31,440 because it was adaptation of this and I was not ready for what this was 640 00:28:31,740 --> 00:28:35,480 as like the third Nick Cage movie I watched for this grand experiment. 641 00:28:35,940 --> 00:28:39,140 Yeah. Upon rewatch this movie, fucking rocks. 642 00:28:39,140 --> 00:28:41,120 It's incredible. 643 00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:44,980 It's one of those I didn't like, like I will not admit other than here 644 00:28:44,980 --> 00:28:46,620 that I was really into this movie. 645 00:28:46,620 --> 00:28:48,560 But I think we have a good thing we haven't recorded. 646 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,320 Right. No, sure. 647 00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:51,560 But it's super fun. 648 00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:54,460 It's just if you want to do something mindless for an hour 649 00:28:54,460 --> 00:28:57,560 and a half or two hours, however long it is, it was fun. 650 00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:59,700 It's like a tight 90. Yeah. Great. Yeah. 651 00:28:59,940 --> 00:29:01,800 You don't really have to pay attention. 652 00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:05,400 Like the whole plot is he's going to go to Pakistan. 653 00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:08,840 That's the whole plot of the movie is that he's going to figure out how to get there. 654 00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:12,120 And he tries to so hard. 655 00:29:13,420 --> 00:29:17,380 Oh, and the CIA in. 656 00:29:17,420 --> 00:29:19,520 Oh, God. Pakistan is. 657 00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:21,620 Yeah, I was going to say it's somebody weird to his rain. 658 00:29:21,620 --> 00:29:25,420 Wilson, what a strange to be like, hey, you're playing a CIA agent. 659 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:29,840 A CIA agent who's obsessed with going undercover. 660 00:29:29,940 --> 00:29:32,600 Right. As long as to be a Dutch James Bond. Yeah. 661 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:37,100 And how strongly they believe that like 662 00:29:37,100 --> 00:29:42,320 Gary Faulkner is just some deep cover person and they can flip him. 663 00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:44,220 They can get him onto their side. 664 00:29:44,220 --> 00:29:45,780 It's just so weird. 665 00:29:45,780 --> 00:29:48,020 I'm on a mission from God. Is that is that your handler? 666 00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:50,780 Yeah, that's your handler's name. 667 00:29:50,780 --> 00:29:53,320 That whole sequence where they're questioning him is pretty good. 668 00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:55,560 It's like pretty back and forth. Pretty quick, too. 669 00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:56,620 I liked it a lot. 670 00:29:56,620 --> 00:30:00,660 I think most of the dialogue in this connects really well 671 00:30:00,660 --> 00:30:03,140 between everybody on like in the scenes. 672 00:30:03,140 --> 00:30:05,240 Yeah. Nick Cage carries this film. 673 00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,240 Definitely. Oh, 100 percent. 674 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:09,300 And he carries it very well. 675 00:30:09,300 --> 00:30:11,740 He he's just I don't know. 676 00:30:11,740 --> 00:30:14,380 He is a whole nother person like I. 677 00:30:14,540 --> 00:30:17,380 It's not a character that I see him reproduce now, 678 00:30:17,420 --> 00:30:22,020 although if they ever did it again and had army of two, him and the daughter. 679 00:30:22,060 --> 00:30:23,960 Yeah, Lizzie. I'd be all for it. 680 00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:27,520 Call it a real justice. 681 00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:31,560 In a word, I just want some kind of like monster truck wheelchair. 682 00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:34,020 She still doesn't talk. 683 00:30:35,300 --> 00:30:38,420 He straps her to the hang glider and radio. 684 00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:39,760 Oh, my God. 685 00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:42,460 It's one little detail to just we need to have a radio. 686 00:30:42,460 --> 00:30:44,440 And then when he gets it, there's a radio on there. 687 00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:47,400 And just like the dumbest little things that this movie did from 688 00:30:47,700 --> 00:30:50,640 like from the opening of him, actually just showing him 689 00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:54,820 hang gliding with the sword, the boombox, cutting to him in dialysis, 690 00:30:54,820 --> 00:30:56,880 talking about how America has the best 691 00:30:57,320 --> 00:31:00,220 how much chicken chicken wings. 692 00:31:00,220 --> 00:31:02,920 And it just doesn't stop. 693 00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:06,860 I said this last time, and I still like how this movie knows exactly what it's over. 694 00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:08,300 Yeah. They're like, all right. 695 00:31:08,300 --> 00:31:09,160 You wanted to see it. 696 00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:11,840 Here's him in Osama sword fighting in a cave. 697 00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:14,640 Poorly. You got it. 698 00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:16,240 Five minutes later, we're going to wrap this movie up. 699 00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:17,240 You're going to go home. 700 00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:19,280 And you're going to be done and out of here. Right. 701 00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:22,220 That one. That sword fight still awesome. 702 00:31:22,220 --> 00:31:24,680 Like getting the sword stuck in the ceiling. 703 00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:28,380 It's hilarious when they go like sword to sword and it vibrates. 704 00:31:28,380 --> 00:31:29,980 It's my fingers. 705 00:31:29,980 --> 00:31:31,680 My fingers tingle. 706 00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:36,120 You're hallucinating because you haven't had dialysis for 13 days. 707 00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:37,320 This is so good. 708 00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:39,120 It's just a fun little movie. 709 00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:41,480 I like that he called himself the Donkey King. 710 00:31:42,020 --> 00:31:44,020 Was that ever explained in the movie? 711 00:31:44,020 --> 00:31:48,360 He just. Well, it's a weird animal, but like his dad used to call him a jackass. 712 00:31:48,660 --> 00:31:49,760 Oh, OK. OK. 713 00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:50,900 That's why they get donkey. 714 00:31:50,900 --> 00:31:54,140 But just randomly at one point, that's the first note I took. 715 00:31:54,140 --> 00:31:56,000 I'm Gary Faulkner, the donkey king. 716 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,600 And I was like, what? 717 00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:59,300 Why did he say the Donkey King? 718 00:31:59,300 --> 00:32:02,080 I have no idea what's going on with this. 719 00:32:02,340 --> 00:32:05,880 I love nicknames throughout this movie. 720 00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:08,440 There's so many nicknames like Gary's, like 721 00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:12,880 Big G or G Man, the Donkey King. 722 00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:15,720 He calls himself G for a while. Yeah. 723 00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:18,260 Osama bin Laden is OBL. 724 00:32:18,660 --> 00:32:20,920 He's the bearded one. He's Benny Boy. 725 00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:23,160 It's just so fun. 726 00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:25,700 Like they had a lot of fun with the writing. 727 00:32:25,700 --> 00:32:27,400 Yeah, very much so. 728 00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:29,600 Just figuring out how to call everybody out. 729 00:32:29,740 --> 00:32:32,620 I do like how when he finally like wakes up in the cave 730 00:32:32,620 --> 00:32:36,520 and he's hallucinating the fight with the bin Laden and he asked bin Laden about 731 00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:39,360 like, this doesn't look like anything like your episode of Cribs. 732 00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:44,160 And his own fantasy version of bin Laden doesn't know what he's talking about. 733 00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:47,060 Yeah, so much fun. 734 00:32:47,060 --> 00:32:49,800 I think the only thing that sucks about this movie at this point is Russell Brand. 735 00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:51,860 But yeah, he didn't age well. 736 00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:53,500 No. Yeah, fair enough. 737 00:32:53,500 --> 00:32:56,600 Yeah. When you know what was going on at that time and then you watch this movie 738 00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:58,940 and you're like, oh, this guy is a creep. All right. Whatever. 739 00:32:59,140 --> 00:33:02,580 Yeah. His performance I was totally cool with. But 740 00:33:03,340 --> 00:33:06,580 everything else nowadays, his personality, not so much. 741 00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:10,280 The physical comedy in this movie is astounding. 742 00:33:11,020 --> 00:33:14,580 It's not over the top, but it's just enough where like he's running 743 00:33:14,580 --> 00:33:17,360 after somebody at one point when he's already in Pakistan 744 00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:19,860 and he falls on like the scaffolding. 745 00:33:19,860 --> 00:33:22,060 He gets somebody goes, why is the scaffolding there? 746 00:33:22,060 --> 00:33:25,060 When he's chasing the shooter? Yes. Oh, yeah. 747 00:33:25,300 --> 00:33:28,060 Oh, no, I love that because he like jumps down and it falls. 748 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:31,580 And then he reprimands them for not using American wood. 749 00:33:33,580 --> 00:33:36,720 I will say the prolonged like scenes in Pakistan 750 00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:40,080 where he's just running around or like on a shit ton of hash. 751 00:33:40,380 --> 00:33:42,860 All those scenes where there's no like dialogue or story, 752 00:33:42,860 --> 00:33:45,920 it's just kind of just a lot of visual stuff because I was on a plane 753 00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:48,260 and I had to watch two movies in 24 hours. 754 00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:50,420 I'm like, all right, one and a half speed for this. 755 00:33:50,420 --> 00:33:54,060 So those chase sequences fucking put that shit to Benny Hill music. 756 00:33:54,060 --> 00:33:56,100 It's amazing. Yeah, for sure. 757 00:33:56,100 --> 00:34:00,540 When he drives the scooter through that market and he's just hitting everything 758 00:34:00,540 --> 00:34:04,400 like he couldn't possibly do that without being intentional, 759 00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:10,140 but just running into everybody, old ladies flying off the handlebars and shit. Yeah. 760 00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:16,820 So, OK, wait, I felt like I remembered him cutting somebody's arm off or something, 761 00:34:16,820 --> 00:34:18,720 but I didn't see it. No, that didn't. 762 00:34:18,720 --> 00:34:20,760 OK, he did not cut anybody's arm. That was Renfield. 763 00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:21,520 That was Renfield. 764 00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:23,820 Oh, no. 765 00:34:23,820 --> 00:34:27,420 I felt like there was some kind of violence that we just said, why didn't. 766 00:34:27,660 --> 00:34:29,260 That was jujitsu. 767 00:34:29,260 --> 00:34:30,760 I don't know. 768 00:34:31,700 --> 00:34:33,260 We've been doing this for 17 months. 769 00:34:33,260 --> 00:34:34,860 Yeah, maybe that was Bangkok dangerous. 770 00:34:34,860 --> 00:34:36,540 I can't remember. Did he have a sword? 771 00:34:36,540 --> 00:34:37,240 I don't know. 772 00:34:37,240 --> 00:34:39,600 The only crime committed in that was against cinema. 773 00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:43,340 What about prisoners of the ghost land? 774 00:34:43,340 --> 00:34:45,540 Maybe he had a sword on that one. 775 00:34:45,540 --> 00:34:47,380 And you did have one of his balls blown off. 776 00:34:47,380 --> 00:34:48,520 He had a sword hand. 777 00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:51,820 Oh, yeah. For the record, I haven't known any movie you guys have named 778 00:34:51,820 --> 00:34:53,820 since we started recording this. 779 00:34:53,820 --> 00:34:56,180 We haven't literally known any of these. 780 00:34:56,180 --> 00:34:57,260 These are. Yeah, sure. 781 00:34:57,260 --> 00:35:01,500 This is like the deepest cuts to like those are some real fucking dogs. 782 00:35:02,860 --> 00:35:04,660 It's no dog eat dog. 783 00:35:04,660 --> 00:35:06,400 What is there? 784 00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:10,300 OK, so first time watching this, did you watch this with your family? 785 00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:11,740 No, I watched it. 786 00:35:11,740 --> 00:35:13,640 So probably was. 787 00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:16,240 Shamefully under in a dark room. 788 00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:18,600 Yeah, it was pretty dark. 789 00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:22,080 But yeah, it was an interesting little little bromp. 790 00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:24,980 It was just like I said, once I got over 791 00:35:25,340 --> 00:35:28,380 like the weird style, like knowing that this was not going to be 792 00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:32,980 highfalutin bullshit, this was definitely going to be a good thing. 793 00:35:32,980 --> 00:35:35,020 I'm stoned for a kind of movie. 794 00:35:35,020 --> 00:35:36,580 I had a great time watching it. 795 00:35:36,580 --> 00:35:37,560 It was very fun. 796 00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:40,220 Decent soundtrack to like the soundtrack is pretty good. 797 00:35:40,260 --> 00:35:43,020 Can't name specific songs from it, but it's decent. 798 00:35:43,260 --> 00:35:45,700 Nothing ever felt like out of place. 799 00:35:45,700 --> 00:35:48,500 It's not like I mean, like they could have put Free Bird in this 800 00:35:48,500 --> 00:35:50,000 and it would have been brought to. Right. 801 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:54,080 So I like that he whenever he gets hurt for something, he comes back 802 00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:55,880 and it actually shows that he's hurt. 803 00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:58,180 Like at one point he's got an arm cast and another point 804 00:35:58,180 --> 00:36:00,280 he's got a cast on his arm and his leg. 805 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:01,820 And he's like, let's go out tonight. 806 00:36:01,820 --> 00:36:05,680 We saw how we got the arm and leg cast because that's what he did. 807 00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:06,560 He glided. Yeah. 808 00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:08,860 When he was hanged at one point, he just well, he's on a boat. 809 00:36:08,860 --> 00:36:09,580 He just has the arm. 810 00:36:09,580 --> 00:36:10,520 That's what I thought. 811 00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:13,260 He was just on the boat with the cast for no reason. 812 00:36:13,420 --> 00:36:15,460 The he explains it to the lady cop. 813 00:36:15,460 --> 00:36:17,660 The the the security. 814 00:36:17,660 --> 00:36:19,600 I shouldn't have prefaced that with Lady, right? 815 00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:21,460 It's fine to just call it a cop. 816 00:36:21,460 --> 00:36:25,000 Yeah, he could probably ask if he knows how to sail. 817 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,840 Cop boat cops asked if he knows how to sail. 818 00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:28,880 He's like, of course it's not. 819 00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:32,420 I broke my arm trying to like lift the sail, like hoist to the sail. 820 00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:34,580 He was trying to boat. 821 00:36:34,580 --> 00:36:37,480 Now, if she's a boat cop, she was out of her jurisdiction 822 00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:39,720 because she was on land. 823 00:36:39,720 --> 00:36:41,780 So I wouldn't have listened to her either. 824 00:36:41,780 --> 00:36:43,420 I was water adjacent structures. 825 00:36:43,420 --> 00:36:47,560 But what do docs count as docs aren't land? 826 00:36:48,060 --> 00:36:48,820 Come at me, Doc. 827 00:36:48,820 --> 00:36:52,500 Cop. Get in that water and give me a citation. 828 00:36:52,540 --> 00:36:54,460 Yeah, sounds like another Nicolas Cage movie. 829 00:36:54,460 --> 00:36:58,400 And then he feels like that would be a vehicle that he would pick up. 830 00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,640 OK. General thoughts. 831 00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:03,140 Obviously, I love this movie. 832 00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:05,380 Everybody here loves this movie. 833 00:37:05,380 --> 00:37:06,980 You'd be a fool not to. 834 00:37:06,980 --> 00:37:09,180 And that's why it beat adaptation. 835 00:37:09,180 --> 00:37:11,020 100 percent. It's still the wrong call. 836 00:37:11,020 --> 00:37:14,120 Adaptations should still be here, but I thoroughly enjoyed this film 837 00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:16,080 so much more the second time. 838 00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:18,460 I'm mad that I liked it as much as I did this time. 839 00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:20,020 Yeah, but I did. 840 00:37:20,020 --> 00:37:21,820 It's never going to get old. 841 00:37:21,820 --> 00:37:24,100 I love to hate that. I know. I'll watch it again. 842 00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:25,660 You say that. 843 00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:27,660 We're sure going to watch that again. Yeah. 844 00:37:27,660 --> 00:37:30,540 You see, it's not going to get old. 845 00:37:30,940 --> 00:37:34,000 You know, we're going to watch it at least one more time. 846 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,480 I yeah, probably. 847 00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:38,200 So the back to the Venn diagram. 848 00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:41,680 Good cage, bad movie, bad movie, good cage, good bad, bad, good. 849 00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:43,180 This is definitely bad. Good. 850 00:37:43,180 --> 00:37:44,780 Oh, you think bad performance? 851 00:37:44,780 --> 00:37:46,620 No, no, no. I don't think it's a bad performance. 852 00:37:46,620 --> 00:37:50,660 I think it's just overall the the budgetary 853 00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:53,400 amount that they had for this movie. 854 00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:55,800 They could not make the movie that they wanted. 855 00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:59,260 So it's technically a bad movie that is done really, really well. 856 00:37:59,300 --> 00:38:04,900 No. OK. I think it's definitely a we generally go like grading the performance. 857 00:38:04,900 --> 00:38:07,400 Oh, I got a performance. He's stop notch. Yeah. 858 00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:10,360 He's he's such a good character in this whole movie. 859 00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:14,400 You don't dislike him even though you should dislike him. 860 00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:17,180 He gives you a thousand reasons to dislike him. 861 00:38:17,180 --> 00:38:19,320 And you're still like, yeah, he deserves everything. 862 00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:20,440 He's getting here. 863 00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:23,420 Where does he get all the money to is my question, if he's like 864 00:38:23,420 --> 00:38:28,180 supposed to be on some kind of a fixed income, he's like, yeah, no, 865 00:38:28,180 --> 00:38:30,860 I'm just out here buying hang gliders and shit like that. 866 00:38:30,860 --> 00:38:32,760 That can't be cheap to Pakistan. Right. 867 00:38:33,260 --> 00:38:36,160 I imagine there's a little more downtime between his 868 00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:38,700 a jaunts to the right. 869 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:42,400 But it jumps around time wise a lot at the beginning. 870 00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:46,340 He's sleeping on a construction site, then wakes up Pickles one night 871 00:38:46,700 --> 00:38:48,580 and Pickles says he's been there for months. Right. 872 00:38:48,580 --> 00:38:50,180 So it jumps around. 873 00:38:50,180 --> 00:38:51,920 I like that we get to see him in his underwear again. 874 00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:54,480 That's a real classic Nick Cage look in these movies. 875 00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:57,480 Yeah. The tighty whitey T-shirt and tighty whitey's. 876 00:38:57,520 --> 00:39:01,120 Yeah. Really showing off that dindji, dindji, tighty whitey's. Yeah. 877 00:39:01,420 --> 00:39:04,580 Oh, I got to get me one of those American flag 878 00:39:04,580 --> 00:39:07,920 sleeping bags, though, because that was tight. 879 00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:12,160 Great, great performance by Nicolas Cage and that he really disappears 880 00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:17,020 into this role and just keeps it up the whole time. 881 00:39:17,220 --> 00:39:18,760 Yeah, it never flags. 882 00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:21,520 Isn't it still like the big method actor crazy? 883 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:25,240 Because I have to imagine this would have been painful to film. 884 00:39:25,260 --> 00:39:26,600 That was the game. 885 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:31,280 Fucking hilarious. Yeah. 886 00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:34,540 Just doing that voice for however long he had to do that voice 887 00:39:34,540 --> 00:39:38,040 for and just the cadence with which he speaks is so different 888 00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:40,080 than anything else I've ever seen him in as well. 889 00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:41,820 Just the that rambling. 890 00:39:41,820 --> 00:39:43,620 Ha ha ha ha. 891 00:39:43,620 --> 00:39:44,880 And then we're going to do this thing. 892 00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:46,580 Oh, I don't know. 893 00:39:46,580 --> 00:39:47,860 Just goes and goes. 894 00:39:47,860 --> 00:39:50,400 He's a great performer in this. Yeah. Yeah. 895 00:39:50,420 --> 00:39:52,200 I agree. It's great performance. 896 00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:54,200 I'm going to say great movie, too. 897 00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:59,300 I say fine movie that is really sold on this performance. 898 00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:03,980 I like that they spend 10 minutes talking about this ramp 899 00:40:03,980 --> 00:40:06,140 that he's going to rebuild and then they never show the ramp. 900 00:40:06,140 --> 00:40:08,880 It takes him all movie to get the ramp done. 901 00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:12,880 It's like she finally is ready to throw him out 902 00:40:13,180 --> 00:40:15,480 and just comes home and he's putting the last screw in. 903 00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:17,580 And it's like, which now that we're talking about the time jumps, 904 00:40:17,580 --> 00:40:20,020 it's like this is a three year ramp or whatever. 905 00:40:20,020 --> 00:40:21,520 Like, that's a fucking disaster. 906 00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:25,620 Yeah. I mean, we go from W and end with Obama. 907 00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:29,360 So there's a fair amount of time spent in this. 908 00:40:29,900 --> 00:40:32,000 Yeah, that ramp. 909 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,340 The original ramp was terrible. 910 00:40:34,340 --> 00:40:36,840 Yeah. Admittedly bad. Yeah. 911 00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:38,500 And she she is in a power chair. 912 00:40:38,500 --> 00:40:41,680 So it's not the worst for her to be dealing with. 913 00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:44,640 It had fucking holes in it. 914 00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:50,660 It was like plywood, like two by two plywood squares just screwed down. 915 00:40:51,020 --> 00:40:51,820 It was rough. 916 00:40:51,820 --> 00:40:55,260 Like she had trouble walking up it and she's fully mobile. 917 00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:58,060 I just liked it, man. 918 00:40:58,060 --> 00:41:01,060 I just had I didn't expect to like it five minutes in. 919 00:41:01,060 --> 00:41:03,160 And then I was like, fuck it, let's just go with it. 920 00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:05,500 And I just had a good night. Watch it all day. 921 00:41:05,500 --> 00:41:08,540 I skipped work for another reason, but I watched this during the day, 922 00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:12,440 which lets you know, I got stoned at two p.m. So 923 00:41:13,340 --> 00:41:15,680 respect. I respect that. 924 00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:19,740 Now, going back to this one, I didn't expect to enjoy it as much as I did, 925 00:41:19,740 --> 00:41:22,520 because I again, it went up against adaptation. 926 00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:23,480 It was our second week. 927 00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:24,560 I wasn't ready for it. 928 00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:27,260 And just as soon as the hang glider and music kicked in, I'm like, 929 00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:30,100 this is going to be fun. And it was. 930 00:41:30,100 --> 00:41:32,100 It was a perfect movie to watch on an airplane. 931 00:41:32,100 --> 00:41:33,160 I will say that, too. 932 00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:35,600 Oh, I'll give you that time. Time passes real quick. 933 00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:36,540 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 934 00:41:36,540 --> 00:41:39,200 You guys make better airplane movie choices than I do. 935 00:41:39,700 --> 00:41:42,340 Neither of these movies had any boobs in them boobs. 936 00:41:42,740 --> 00:41:46,640 I just look like a creep watching booby movies on an aisle seat. 937 00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:49,520 It looked like a creep before the movie. 938 00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:52,620 I mean, you look like someone who would watch booby movies on an airplane 939 00:41:53,580 --> 00:41:55,220 or in a Wal-Mart. 940 00:41:55,220 --> 00:41:57,020 It's like, I got to see how it looks on this TV. 941 00:41:57,020 --> 00:41:59,720 Let me just plug this in real quick. 942 00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:02,820 Hey, man, you want to sell this TV or not? 943 00:42:02,820 --> 00:42:03,460 They don't. 944 00:42:03,460 --> 00:42:06,000 They don't care to Walmart. 945 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,240 It's not the worst thing you'll see all day at a Wal-Mart. 946 00:42:08,240 --> 00:42:09,540 Hmm. No. 947 00:42:09,540 --> 00:42:11,140 People will poop on a floor at a Wal-Mart. 948 00:42:11,140 --> 00:42:13,380 Yeah. Probably on purpose. 949 00:42:13,380 --> 00:42:15,140 Yeah. Yeah, for sure. 950 00:42:15,140 --> 00:42:16,340 It's just a statement. 951 00:42:16,340 --> 00:42:17,540 They all work there. 952 00:42:19,180 --> 00:42:22,480 Well, the important question, then, in this concept, 953 00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:24,180 one of these movies has to advance. 954 00:42:24,180 --> 00:42:25,960 So your vote doesn't matter, Brandon. 955 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:27,960 But what would you have advanced between the two? 956 00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:29,660 It's 100 percent army of one. 957 00:42:29,660 --> 00:42:30,460 100 percent. 958 00:42:30,460 --> 00:42:32,120 There's may have I can give it 200 percent. 959 00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:34,620 I will. John, it could happen to you. 960 00:42:34,620 --> 00:42:36,600 That's not true. 961 00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:38,200 I saw lies. 962 00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:39,940 Is it true? Lies and poppycock. 963 00:42:39,940 --> 00:42:40,900 No, it's army of one. 964 00:42:40,900 --> 00:42:42,060 Of course, it is. 965 00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:43,680 Army of one all the way. 966 00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:46,040 This movie is going to win. 967 00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:47,040 It probably is. 968 00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:48,340 Is calling my shot. 969 00:42:50,540 --> 00:42:52,680 I see no other reason to hang out tonight. 970 00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:54,380 It's army of one army. 971 00:42:54,380 --> 00:42:55,920 You guys want to watch army of one. 972 00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:57,420 Let's do it. I can do it. 973 00:42:57,420 --> 00:42:58,880 Pop it on. It's only 90 minutes. 974 00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:01,160 Yeah. Nick and I didn't get to watch this one together. 975 00:43:01,420 --> 00:43:02,460 No, we tried. 976 00:43:02,460 --> 00:43:04,260 No, come on for the army of one. 977 00:43:04,260 --> 00:43:05,560 Well, thanks, Brandon. 978 00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:07,060 My pleasure, man. Thanks for having me, guys. 979 00:43:07,060 --> 00:43:08,500 You got anything you want to pitch? 980 00:43:08,500 --> 00:43:09,700 You want to sell us on? 981 00:43:09,700 --> 00:43:13,100 No. If you're ever looking for a comedy, just look at me up at 982 00:43:13,100 --> 00:43:16,240 at B white BWH ITE comedy on Instagram. 983 00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:17,740 I got all my stuff up there. Cool. 984 00:43:17,740 --> 00:43:19,800 Well, thanks for coming in. 985 00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:21,000 It was a real, real blast. 986 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,200 Real pleasure. Thanks for introducing me to two movies. 987 00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:25,240 I probably never would have watched on my own. 988 00:43:25,240 --> 00:43:27,580 And when you will again, one, I'm definitely watching. 989 00:43:27,580 --> 00:43:30,420 We we have a list of we had 62 other in a cage. 990 00:43:30,420 --> 00:43:32,080 We just send it to me. 991 00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:33,020 Yeah. Yeah. 992 00:43:33,020 --> 00:43:35,020 We'll get it. All right, everybody. 993 00:43:35,020 --> 00:43:36,320 Thank you all for listening. 994 00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:37,760 Please rate, review, subscribe. 995 00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:40,120 If you want to chat with us, we're on Instagram at Cage 996 00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:43,160 underscore match underscore pod and Reddit at Cage match pod. 997 00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:46,360 If you want to give us money, which is great. 998 00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:48,060 We are on Patreon at Cage match. 999 00:43:48,060 --> 00:43:51,540 And thank you to our sparkle buddies, Josh, Sean, Josie, Rico, 1000 00:43:51,540 --> 00:43:55,580 Matt and Adam and cage dancers, Ira, John Freeman and Lance. 1001 00:43:55,580 --> 00:43:57,480 Bye, man. 1002 00:43:57,480 --> 00:43:59,360 That was so somber. 1003 00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:00,660 Bye bye. 1004 00:44:00,660 --> 00:44:01,820 Gary voice. 1005 00:44:01,820 --> 00:44:03,860 Man. 1006 00:44:05,060 --> 00:44:05,900 Well, I can't do that. 1007 00:44:05,900 --> 00:44:07,800 Gary voice. Nick, give us a bye bye in Gary voice. 1008 00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:09,760 You mean your normal voice? 1009 00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:12,160 Yeah, my normal fucking terrible voice. 1010 00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:14,600 Bye bye. 1011 00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:15,700 I don't got it today. 1012 00:44:15,700 --> 00:44:16,700 I feel like that kind of works. 1013 00:44:16,700 --> 00:44:17,100 Yeah. 1014 00:44:17,100 --> 00:44:20,120 I think I still have a picture of it saved on my phone. 1015 00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:21,120 I'll pull it up later. 1016 00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:22,320 We'll put it on the Patreon. 1017 00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:24,920 Yeah. Patreon only pornography. 1018 00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:28,220 So we'll look forward to. That's good. 1019 00:44:28,220 --> 00:44:30,220 Yeah. Thanks, Sparkle buddies. 1020 00:44:34,220 --> 00:44:35,220 Baby moving. 1021 00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:37,720 You talking about a BM? 1022 00:44:37,720 --> 00:44:38,720 Yeah. 1023 00:44:38,720 --> 00:44:40,720 I think I'm talking about a BM. 1024 00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:42,740 I think I'm talking about a BM. 1025 00:44:42,740 --> 00:44:44,740 I think I'm talking about a BM. 1026 00:44:44,740 --> 00:44:47,240 You talking about a BM? 1027 00:44:47,240 --> 00:44:48,240 Yeah. 1028 00:44:48,240 --> 00:44:49,240 Poop joke. 1029 00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:53,240 I am in the right place. OK. 1030 00:44:53,240 --> 00:44:55,640 Oh, yeah. You're safe here. 1031 00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:57,080 We're all idiots in this basement. 1032 00:44:57,080 --> 00:44:59,120 It's fine. Fair enough. 1033 00:45:00,720 --> 00:45:03,020 Yeah, Sean, you seem fine. Nick, can you give me something? 1034 00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:04,320 Penises. 1035 00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:07,060 Penises. Talk more like we're regularly talking. 1036 00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:10,120 OK. Intimately talking about penises. 1037 00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:15,140 Penises. Much better. Yeah.