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Listening you all sound pretty even okay, right?

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We're gonna just try I'm not hearing anything. I want to hear but like

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Listen, welcome to our audience. Yeah, you knew what you were getting into were terrible

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Six or something. So it was the appropriate time

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Yeah appropriate time to see right? Welcome

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To cage match colon around about wave meeting Nicolas cage. I'm your host Sean here with my

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Befuddled co-host. I'm not befuddled. I'm just disappointed

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But disappointed but disappointed and what's your name Nick?

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I'm Nick season 2 Nick season 2 Nick a lot less to live for

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And our producer Peter. Hello and this week we are back for season 2

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That's right. Yeah, we've done

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32 33 if you count the wrap-up episode 33 plus some extra stuff of these so

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And others get ready to hear all the same opinions again for another 15 months

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No, but we have friends this time my first opinion is these white cloths. Yeah, they're pretty bad. Sorry sparkle buddies

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Buddy suck

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But yes, as Peter said we have friends and this week we have our guest Jimmy. Hi Jimmy. Hello. Hello everyone

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I'm not drinking white cloth. So I

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Will send blessings from afar. I

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Think you have the better choice with white wine at this point

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It just has to be white

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very talented musician singer

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Performer and actor and we're really thrilled to have you join us in our really dumb adventure

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Yeah, my first question why?

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It's hard to say no to Peter. I tried very hard and no

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It's hard to say no here I am

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It's true. I get it and I so last season to catch catch me up

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Let's pretend I'm totally new to this world was last season all Nick Cage also. Yeah

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How many movies has this man done over a hundred and he's got more coming out six this year alone

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You know, we're not doing all of them. We take we took what we consider to probably be

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his 64 best films

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Categorize them Peter misled us into believing these were Nicholas Cage's 64 best films. That's true

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And here we are established. We don't say no to Peter

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have been every episode taken two films and

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Whittling them down from 64 to 32. Yes, we're in the beginning of whittling

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From 32 to 16 and then right on down to number one best

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Most watchable most rewatchable Nick Cage movie because we will at that point have watched a Nick Cage movie

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With single watches seven times. I think will be the the winner

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We've committed literal days of our life to these movies

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What's the first season just one movie per episode? No, it's the same concept. It was still the head dad. Okay

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Tip to tip and and the cages world. Yeah. Yeah, you nuts the butts

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Nicholas Cage running a train on us

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So Jimmy, what what is it that draws you to this this myth this legend of Nicholas Cage? Um,

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You know, it's funny. It's like yeah, I've seen him in many movies, but uh,

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I don't know if he's my favorite actor. So this was like a great excuse to like

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challenge that and I might have to watch more movies to really get um

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And different eras of just like culture

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So it was it was interesting to watch these two and try to come up with an opinion

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If you don't think he's the best actor now, I think he's the best actor

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If you don't think he's the best actor now watch 64 of his films

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And then you kind of just have to say he is because people are going to judge you either way

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I think my brain is broken now at this point

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Well, let's say uh this week our first lineup or our first matchup for round two is face-off versus ghost writers

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The first ghost writer not spirit. Yeah, it has no vengeance. No vengeance. No spirit. No spirit. No joy for me

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Plenty of joy for me mostly because there's no joy for you

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This watching without learning to love it a little bit. Oh, I love it a little bit now

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I just really don't like it the ghost writer. So I guess we're talking about ghost writer. Yeah ghost writer is not my favorite

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Uh, but yeah, let's let's do ghost writer first. So ghost writer is the story

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of a little boy johnny blaze who

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Vengeance, but not with that in the title, um, because that's a different movie. Yeah, that sounds like a different movie

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It's a better movie

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Staphyl is his kid from taking all the souls and

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Making hell on earth. Yep as a skelly boy. So the first thing I noticed on my rewatch of this movie is

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Blackheart, yeah, that's my joke everyone. I'm done. All right. Thank you for listening to cage match. See you all next time

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Wait a minute. Do we just always end the episode when shawn tells a joke?

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Really really bad one. Yeah

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Fold up shot that explains why we finished so many episodes

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That all the jokes are good up until the worst one and then we leave

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Fuck you guys. I know i'm fine

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Oh, I forgot about that. Jimmy you said this was your first time watching this movie

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Even though I don't always agree and I kind of had to agree for once and like okay

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I left face off with much more in my memory than ghost rider, which I watched after face off

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After face off. It's like it's not super memorable and it's kind of formulaic or or just maybe predictable

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Sort of in distress and then like yeah, I don't know it was it was just not I wish it grabbed me more

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Anything substantial to it and it doesn't like change the game in any way

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Yeah, the first time he does it i'm like, okay fine like weird, but we're gonna move on. Oh, no 20 minutes later here

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He's like donna lobe. Do you want some beans? And he's like, I don't want the fucking beans. Yeah

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funny things about his character, but then they also wanted like us to have like

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Maybe some serious compassion for his like dad dying like I also thank you for um explaining the story much better than I tried to

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To someone today. I was like, yeah, like he sells his soul to the devil, but he doesn't realize it

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Sort of and then his dad like I was really labored like by this opening that was like so short in comparison to the rest of the movie

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But it's totally all right. I've seen the movie quite a few times now. So you've got it down

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Just get it down

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It was better for me on a second watch. I tried to go in with a very clean attitude on it

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I still don't love it

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Wow, you were you were mentally lubricated for what you were going to experience

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Yes, you feel ready second time

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I still maintain that the comedy is intentional Peter. I know you disagree with me on this but oh no

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I think it's intentional. I just don't think it's great. It's not great. No, I mean, it's fine

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I mean this movie's fine the actions. Okay

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It holds up. I think it really holds for the time for the time. I think the cgi is pretty good incorrect

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Ghost writer is really good. Everything else looks like shit

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Yeah, yeah the bad guys look so stupid the dirt guy the villains really sucked in this movie. I think that's a problem, too. It's like

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None of them are necessarily a challenge aside from blackheart. They're just situational inconveniences. Yeah, and

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Black heart he apparently had figured out

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Like the closest ghost writer villain I could think of and I've read a lot of ghost writer is the orb

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Who's just a guy who has a big eyeball for a head?

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It doesn't have any power seems like a liability. Yeah, you get dust and stuff in it all the time

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It's just it's weird like he's a weird ghost writer

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Dinner plates and black hearts such a weird villain because he's not a regular comic villain

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And I think most people would know him from like marvel versus capcom where he looks like you know a big tentacled badass

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Yeah, everything's better with tentacles looking like wes bentley isn't exactly the most badass thing

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You hear that wes bentley take that bentley come at me come on our podcast come find me

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Share your opinions about how you look

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And how you feel about ghost writer mostly that one yeah, my understanding is wes bentley doesn't remember ghost writer

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So they're very like, you know dismissive are just dismissable. Like you don't remember them. I don't know any other names

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They just like kind of fly at him or pull him underwater or something and they're like forgotten and it's like

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Yeah, there was dirty dog, yeah, uh or what buddy dan? Yeah, moisty boy. Uh-huh moisty

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Air, uh windpipe

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Much like the band they took their look from god's mac. We've forgotten all of the moderated

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Take that god's mac come on our podcast defend your existence

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Talk about ghost writer don't come on our podcast. Please for the love of god stay away

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Stay away

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Stay away

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I hate season two myself and god's mac

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Jimmy are you a comic book movie person at all or um comic book not so much anime. Yes, but um

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But no, you know, that's the thing about this about ghost writer. I wasn't super familiar with the character

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So to get introduced to him through this lens and for him to be like kind of like laughable and to not have like a great

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Like delivered backstory like I think about how many iterations are of spider-man

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Okay, what what?

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Variant of the story we're going with this time like I think there are characters that have been so much

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And this is not one of them

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It's like I I don't know how many people like you were saying like the wonder moon problem, uh know the villains

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I don't know build a story around like just I guess his backstory his backstory feels really thin at least in this portrayal

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Desire to know more but is it a burning desire?

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No, would you actively seek out any of it?

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Or you just disappointed I want to know more like why because it must be a good character if they wanted to make a film

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But they made a sequel and they made a sequel. I didn't check out the tomatoes on that but

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You guys seem to like it better. It's I think it's worse tomatoes

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It was made on a like shoestring budget

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And it was like by the guys who did the movie crank. Yeah, it's insane

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It's they're like music video directors. So visually it's nuts. The action is

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Is better the storyline is terrible

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In the usable that's not what you're there for but it was just bolder choices, which actually kind of worked for it

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And i've always liked I mean because I have read a lot of ghostwriter and i've always liked johnny blaze's the down on his luck

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Town to town like incredible hulk style like sad piano music, but on a hog

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Yeah, I wanted him to be more like a sad sack, you know that that kind of story is a little more interesting to me

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but like seeing a bunch of fucking

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Redneck people just being like johnny blaze

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We fucking love you and then in the jail being like I wanted to see you splatter. It's like oh, Jesus christ

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I will say of the comic book movies of this era. This is the most accurate depiction like comic to screen

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That was out at the time like that is

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Story arc of johnny blaze and the ghostwriter. What about roxy?

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Roxy's a character. Yeah

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Roxy's a character is about the best definition

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I mean, yeah, that is I mean that's that's their role their role in the movie and their role in the comic book

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Is her their role is that limited i'll say

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Pretty much. Yeah, I just I found her still wallpaper and then I was trying to think

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Is this her acting or is this the writing or is this her character like?

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You know, what is it peter peter brought up a line?

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That he just loved that she says in a diner. I'm totally forgetting it right now

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Oh, it's when she's drinking that glass of wine and the waiter like brings over another bottle and she's like i'm pretty right?

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And he's just like god

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I didn't I didn't feel much for her and just kind of bored. I think there's better there's better female opposites

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In the stories, but you're saying this is such a

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Which I remembered hating at the time because I wanted this like very dour dark ghostwriter movie and I didn't want it to be a comedy

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When I watched at the time but coming back to it for this podcast. I'm like this movie fucking rocks

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Because I saw this in theaters like

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I had like a 90 dollar a week

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Single issue comic book habit. I hung out only at a comic book store. I thought I was going to be a comic artist

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So like this is all I cared about it makes sense that it would speak to you more. Yeah than me

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That's your response

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That's for you, I love that for you

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What did you like about the movie? I mean we've all talked about the things we didn't like but I've only talked about the things I liked

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It's the same conversation

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I'm wrong about everything

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I thought it was uh, I mean I could follow it almost better than the film we're going to talk about after this

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Like because it's so formulaic you can just like paint by numbers like okay, this is gonna happen and this happens

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Oh

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Is this a surprise? Not really but that's okay because like at least I know where the you know

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I know where the motion will lead us and so that

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actually made it

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easier to watch

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I didn't hate this one actually as much as I

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As much as I have strong feelings about the other and so I actually felt like after I liked it more

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But that didn't mean I liked it, right? It's hard to hate something

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You just don't care about is how I came out of this movie. It's like it doesn't

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Affect me so I don't hate it. It's not like bank. I'm dangerous. I don't feel like I wasted my time watching it

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I just don't feel for it

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Uh good bank. I'm not like kissing on the mouth. Yeah, right. There's nothing for me these days

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Just dead below the waist. Yeah

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You need a hand across your face

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Oh now I just feel anger again

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Well, uh before we before we move on from uh from this to face off

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I do want to suggest to our listeners peter keep this in here, please

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um

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The comic series that came out around this time if anyone does want to know more about ghost writer

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Uh ghost writer by daniel way artist, uh tex sierra

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Was really good. Like it was the big relaunch that came out around the same time as the comic and I remember really enjoying it

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So jimmy, where would you slot this on?

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Good movie versus good nicolas cage performance, you know in the venn diagram kind of in that concept

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Would you call it a good good good bad? Yeah, good cage bad movie bad cage good movie good bad bad good

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Um, no, I uh, I that's funny actually because

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The movie is like so

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Unoffensive or daring that it's like could feel boring

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But that's also what makes it safe

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And like so it feels very middle of the road, but nick cage in this is also interesting because like

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God, I guess it's an interesting thing to watch so many of his performances in a row

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Because like it's easy to sort of be like, oh, this is just who they are on screen like, you know to generalize

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but I did feel some differences in this and some other moments i've seen of him on screen and

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After some of the comedic goofy like the beams and the glass thing

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I actually didn't mind his acting

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in this

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Even if even though I wasn't like I didn't leave it. I don't leave the movie like feeling anything

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It's like all right. That's done cool. Yeah, I mean I

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I left it feeling like he actually was acting

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Where I don't always leave

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Maybe watching like an x-men movie with that sensation

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What do you guys see? I've come to love this film quite a bit. It's stupid. I love nick cage in it

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You know thinking about it after having seen so many of his films

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This was 2007 seven early two. It was mid-2000s where nick cage was still kind of a big name

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Not that he isn't now, but it's different now like he could still

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He could still lead an action vehicle

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I think i'm just so

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It don't okay. So it only feels to me like this is a movie

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I could watch at like my uncle's house, but like an uncle, I don't know that well

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So there's no real environment

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But like an uncle, I don't know that well, so there's no real investment, but I can put it on

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And we can both just ignore each other and ignore the movie

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It's just a past time. So it's not silent. Yeah, it's literally just

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To speed my way to death

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That's how I feel about this movie. Yeah, I mean, it's fine

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I wouldn't turn it off if it was on

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Unless I had something better to do

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Which could be anything

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It could be a prolonged bathroom break. I'd watch this during a prolonged bathroom break. That's a long bathroom break. You guys need fiber

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Uh just to get away

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Just an escape. Yeah fair. No, I I live by myself. I i'm always away

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I'm so lonely

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No, this movie's fine. Um

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Yeah, so i'll say that nicolas cage made acting choices and

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That's something you don't always get

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It's not a good performance for me and

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It's just an okay movie. I don't think the movie works without nicolas cage

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I I don't know. I could say otherwise but

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make west bentley ghostwriter

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Yeah, just as the people demand just make nicolas cage the villain blackheart. Yeah, that would be fine

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I would like that a lot as well

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I just want anything with nicolas cage and at this point. It's stockholm syndrome, baby. Yeah

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Yeah

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You've you've you're convinced just from the process of this

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Nick caves used to be in everything

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It's weird if he's not at this point. Yeah. Yeah, he's in the media. I consume so

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I don't think that would change anything. It's gonna be weird when we're done with this in like 15 months

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Yeah, suicide pact suicide pact. Yep, but won't there be more movies to report?

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Well, we can always review his his back catalog and then the new ones, you know

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If we wanted to continue talking about nicolas cage, we could literally just reorganize the bracket

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Do it again. Yeah, do it all over start from the top, baby. Yeah

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Uh, just do the whole seating system based on how much chest hair we see

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Or like how far his hairline has gone. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's a good idea

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It's it's a body hair only bracket. Yes. Yeah. All right

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Does he have a beard? It's a bearded section. See this works. Yeah, damn we could do that. All right

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All right. Thanks for the idea jimmy

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I was shocked by how cut he was in this movie, right? He does do that sometimes

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He doesn't look like that when i'm looking at him neck up

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I'm like not trying to look neck up and then and then suddenly his shirt's on like what in

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Where how cgi had yeah, he's always got a soft boy face

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I'm convinced in this film at cgi because that was it's really cut for him

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I'm looking up what movies were around that time, but the abs are also like

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Weirdly like grossly cut so before that he was in world trade center wicker man

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And then after that he was in the two grindhouse movies and then next which none of those were yeah

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No, rift rolls. Yeah. No, that's that's cj. It's got to be cj. It's a fake body

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Really? Yeah, it must be I mean we've seen him get cut for roles before but that was like

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Chiseled it was chiseled. You know what? Maybe he did get cut to be a superhero because he always did want to be a superhero

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He was almost superman. So maybe he did get cut for the movie. So he required that

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Nothing seen with him with his shirt off. Yeah, we're just like in the mirror. Yeah

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Yeah, yeah, and it doesn't take much to actually turn just being in shape to looking like that. It's just dehydrating yourself

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Yeah, that's a good point. So there's no good segue into the name

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Jimmy had one earlier and then we kept talking about ghostwriter. So I was gonna say he's in good shape in um face off

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There we go, but his hairline is very different. Yes

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Well, don't they added his hairline when he becomes uh, jermalta?

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maybe that's what it is

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They're just trying to blend the hairlines. They're like, uh, we don't know what his hairline should be at the start of this

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Um, okay who wants to do a quick recap on face off 1997 john woo?

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Nicholas cage and john travolta switch penises

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But not

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Oh, they totally do

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Do you think it was like a degloving situation?

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Like they just kind of cut around it and like peeled it off just like the face and then just rolled it down the other penis

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Like or an injection maybe it's injection like just weird collagen to like fill it out if it's plumper

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But what if it's skinnier? What if it's circumcised?

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circumcision, I feel like you could work back and forth with like you just get like a

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foreskin tuck

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And then they come out kind of like the hem on your pants and then they can release it

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When you're when you're done being circumcised

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Like a tailor I think so

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I'm gonna ask my tailor if this is something we can work with

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It's like I don't know i'll just knit you a turtleneck

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I can't remember we talked about this. Are you uh you circumcised nick? We've talked about it on like every episode ever

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Hold on, let me make sure my volume is up on this part

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It's a dominant portion of uh our friendship is just discussing our penises

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Sean seems to have like penis blindness in remembering that he's seen both of our penises before

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I mean, i've seen I was I saw yours peter cusped by the moonlight

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Correct, and I just whipped mine out after a warhammer discussion. I think no we were camping. Yeah

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Oh, that's true. We were camping

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It was actually both because we made plans to play warhammer and then never played warhammer, but you saw my wiener

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What is warhammer?

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It's something that doesn't get many people to look at your penis

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Okay

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Okay

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And we're back. So uh face off fbi agent sean archer is trying to track down

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I want to say zander cage, but now it's castor troye castor troye. Who is zander cage?

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Uh, isn't that triple x?

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Triple x this is a triple x podcast now. Fuck. Yeah cooking with that cooking with diesel remember that romstein performance in

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The second one enemy of the state. I do not oh so good. I never saw that one

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My friend's in that movie

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Really? He's an extra. Oh nice. I thought you were gonna say it was vin diesel and I was like your friends with vin diesel

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Yeah, i'll get him on the podcast. Good. We'll talk nick cage. You only bring this up in an enemy of the state conversation

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So zander troye castor troye castor troye is a terrorist

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Who is trying to blow up the la convention center in parts of la for reasons?

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Yeah reasons but gets put into a coma by sean archer

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During a kick-ass gunfight in

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A airplane engine depot

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Yeah, but they don't know where the bomb is and the only way to get it is for scientists to swap their faces

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so

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sean archer can go undercover as

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Castor castor troye castor troye thought that was right, but i'm like no you're you're probably wrong. We'll get flashcards next time. Thank you

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and um goes undercover to

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Get the information from castor troye's brother pollock's troye pollock's try

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But during the time castor troye wakes up has the scientists put sean archer's face on him

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And and penis and penis he's like I want what he's having uh and then

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Sean archer has to escape from prison to stop castor troye who is sleeping with his wife because apparently

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Nobody decided it was important that this undercover operation

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Was not quite so undercover that he could be pulled out so he so that was part of the thing was

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Only his partner

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FBI director crime fighting partner not his wife partner and the

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Scientist who did the operation with the only ones who know

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Except for the entire team of scientists who worked there who got they got burned no only three of them got burned

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Uh the other ones got burned too the other 20 people did not get burned. They probably got burned

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They probably signed like ironclad ndas probably the big part of this is every time

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castor troye as sean archer sleeps with

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Sean archer's wife and she is none the wiser which just tells me she's been checked out from that marriage for a while

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I also really think that they didn't fuck at all or do anything and like that was the thing in months

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And that's why he's like oh, you're not giving your wife what she needs. I'm gonna give it to her

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I could eat a peach for hours

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Eat a peach for hours, baby

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She does say that you know they'd been living together as husband and wife for a couple weeks so

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So here's my theory about the penis swapping technology because I believe i'm pros penis swap

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Of course you would be because sean archer had to go undercover in a you know in a prison

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But not only not with other convicts

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With castor troye's brother castor troye's brother and castor and polex have definitely taken sink baths together

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polex knows what castor's dick looks like

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They had to swap do you remember your last sink bath?

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Yes

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Yes

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Just because it was like yesterday yeah, but

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No, most people don't remember that sort of thing from i'm just i feel like it changes. Yeah

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I mean i'm just assuming the fear was mine grew a little since I was a child

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I'm just assuming mostly thickening the length is the fbi assumed that you know polex might know what castor troye's dick looked like

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And they had to cover all bases. I don't know what my brother's dick looks like likewise

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I mean a dick i'm assuming

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kind of

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Tubular it's odd how most of us in this room

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Can we talk know what each other's dicks look like and you don't know your own brother's dick looks

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I don't know what either of you guys's dicks look like I could have seen them and it immediately just like

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Slid off my brain. It's their memories. I don't need to maintain dick blindness

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I didn't go like immediately back to my room and like do a charcoal drawing that I could preserve

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Like my future generations

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But are they really brothers? That's the other thing. I was there's almost a slight

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Strange vibe between them for just a second

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That relationship is very weird. I mean they are blood related

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Um, but the shoe tying thing is super weird

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Like I mean there's some weird incest stuff in this movie. Uh, what's his girlfriend castor troye's girlfriend's name?

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Yeah, because when her brother dies brother just like sticks his tongue down her mouth. Oh, yeah that that was strange

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But they do a lot of drugs

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I mean I do a lot of drugs, but I haven't kissed my brother

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Yet like well also there's during that fight scene in the prison, you know, I feel about mouth kissing

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It's boring

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Yeah, nobody wants to kiss on the mouth anymore. Um, when they're fighting in that prison

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There's this moment where pollock's is like i'm gonna get close just for memory sake, but he's like watching the fight. He's like

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Yeah, he does get like horny for it you're right he's getting horny and what's up with this tongue in the mouth and

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Maybe I would think maybe he would know who it looks like more than anybody else

437
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:54,080
Okay, so then maybe there's some maybe there's some theory here that we can really latch on to you had to swap the dick

438
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:59,360
Yeah, is that technology really in their in their ability? I don't know. Can you just like pop them off?

439
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:03,360
Yeah, well, I think it's more like a mr. Potato head situation

440
00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:08,800
Same concept. Yeah, but there's the stem, right? Yeah the alignment step

441
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:14,400
Don't don't all penises have an alignment stem penises are just an alignment stem

442
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:20,160
But that's the other direction. Um, I you know, I stand

443
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:26,320
With uh degloving. I think that's the way they did it. That's the way they did facial technology. Yeah

444
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:31,760
Uh, that way you build like a little like jelly prosthetic that you apply over it

445
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:38,560
You just slide it down you reverse banana that peel but I imagine the skin hasn't really healed on yet

446
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:41,360
So when he's having sex with his wife

447
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:45,600
There's a chance that the glove could just slide off the stem. Yeah, he probably

448
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:50,320
The rawest of dogs. I don't think castor troy would bother holding on to it

449
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:53,600
He'd let it slide around in there. That might be a little extra for him

450
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:59,280
The other theory I came up with and maybe this is you know more accurate

451
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:01,360
Maybe she did think there was something weird with the dick

452
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:04,080
But then he did declare he can eat a peach for hours

453
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,960
You get a lot of leeway if you can eat a peach for hours. Yeah

454
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:11,760
Oh, maybe maybe they didn't dick down. He just like you know that

455
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:14,480
Never done that. Oh, yeah

456
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:17,680
He doesn't do mouth stuff. He's like superman

457
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:21,520
Who said that again? I can't remember some asshole. Yeah

458
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:24,160
Was it pitbull? No

459
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:30,320
The rock no, it was no I think it was no it's batman doesn't do that. Oh batman doesn't go down

460
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:33,680
Yeah, superman goes down. He just looks at your body with his vision

461
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:39,040
uses his lasers to do what he wants just like I don't really want to touch it but

462
00:34:40,720 --> 00:34:42,720
a burning sensation

463
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:46,800
Just like the ultimate voyeur. Yeah, oh, yeah, you're right batman doesn't go down. Yeah

464
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:50,880
Coward not with all that gear on it's just like

465
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:56,960
The mouth is free the mouth is literally the most accessible part of him. It is true

466
00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:00,240
I feel like ghostwriter would but i'm terrified of that

467
00:35:00,240 --> 00:35:04,400
At night yeah at night or during the day like which does yeah, right?

468
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:08,480
He's like putting jelly beans in there or he's like

469
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:11,600
using that chain

470
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:18,160
So yeah, jimmy, what did you think of this? I mean you watched it as a youth right? You know, I'm like, you know

471
00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:23,920
Because it was the 90s the technology seemed way more advanced when you're watching the movie

472
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:30,000
You're like, oh wow, like this this is like what facelifts are gonna be like in the future like

473
00:35:30,720 --> 00:35:33,280
They're gonna be able to like give me like crazy apps

474
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:37,280
Like what's it gonna be and then like watching it because this is also, you know

475
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:41,600
Like it's like when you play an old video game in like 2023 as we're currently in

476
00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:44,960
It's like oh the graphics are not what I remember

477
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:48,560
They were so cool. I was like, oh my god

478
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:55,520
It's like oh the graphics are not what I remember like they were so cutting edge or cutting face

479
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:57,760
in that movie

480
00:35:57,760 --> 00:36:03,760
That now I was like, oh, okay like it, you know, it's still fine, but it just like the logic seemed

481
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:10,400
I thought the movie was a comedy and basically I was just saying everything felt kind of goofy. It felt like this like

482
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:15,440
Comedy that didn't know it was a comedy. Yeah, it's definitely got that action comedy

483
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:21,040
vibe even just like that opening at the chair of the choir singing and he's like

484
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:26,720
Right, right. He's doing his like little gestural dance. How was that?

485
00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:32,320
Not a red flag for everybody in the area too. Do you not follow what the catholic church gets up to?

486
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:34,320
Yeah, have you not met horny priests?

487
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:37,520
You know, I haven't been allowed in church in a while. That's true

488
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:42,960
I guess what should have alerted everyone else was he was assault sexually assaulting a woman instead of a boy

489
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:48,800
Mm. Take that catholic church. Come on our podcast. Come on engage. I think they've been coming on enough

490
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,440
Oh

491
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:53,760
The spotlight is on them

492
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:58,400
Oh you fucking boo my joke, but you're like sean come on here every other week

493
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:01,040
This was my idea. I get a pass

494
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:06,880
Yeah, he's he's very creepy like just from the onset and you're kind of like, okay

495
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:08,880
How's nobody paying attention to this guy?

496
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:16,160
They're like mid song. He's like all up on these and if it's a girl, he's all up on somebody. There's somebody he's

497
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:22,400
Basically groping whatever what were john woo's like American movies. There was this there was

498
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:24,960
Well, there was the wind talkers wind talkers

499
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:27,760
Oh mission impossible two mission

500
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:34,240
That's right. This time that one was the worst mission. It was a terrible movie. Yeah, but on the the the woo

501
00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:41,200
Woo, like overlap stuff so many one of the things that I was really kind of blown away by in this movie is how many people?

502
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:43,600
Cage has worked with again from this

503
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:48,320
Joan allen as his wife in this and in left behind

504
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:52,240
Chris bauer who was dubov the guy in the prison whose

505
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:56,560
Wife got fucked by whatever. He was the machine in eight millimeter

506
00:37:57,120 --> 00:38:02,080
Nick cassavetes, which was detrick the like drug guy who gets shot in the neck and dies

507
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:07,840
He was psycho and prisoners of the ghost land harvey prinell is uh the director of the fbi

508
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:11,120
And he was the father-in-law in the family man

509
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:17,360
Colm fiori was dr. Walsh who gets killed in this and he was the doctor in city of angels

510
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:21,760
John carol lynch was the shitty prison guard and he was in gotten 60 seconds

511
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:26,100
Tom jane was in uss indianapolis. Gina gershon was an inconceivable

512
00:38:26,100 --> 00:38:32,820
And then yeah woo and cage teamed up again in windtalkers. It's like that's a fuckload of people that he's overlapped with

513
00:38:33,140 --> 00:38:35,460
in one weird movie from 1997

514
00:38:36,180 --> 00:38:39,460
Before I don't think him and joan allen have any uh scenes together in

515
00:38:40,180 --> 00:38:45,140
Before she gets raptured. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think they do either, but no that I mean, it's really interesting

516
00:38:45,380 --> 00:38:50,660
That's part of what this podcast is is how much this man fucking works. What is the movie that she gets raptured in?

517
00:38:51,140 --> 00:38:53,140
Left behind. Oh

518
00:38:53,140 --> 00:38:59,060
Oh, no, I know of it. Okay. Yeah, it's of that book series. You were joking but no

519
00:38:59,620 --> 00:39:03,220
Literally left behind. I see now a literal rapture. Okay

520
00:39:05,540 --> 00:39:10,740
So she's in like five minutes of that movie and then gets she's taking a shower it just disappears and there's like a necklace

521
00:39:10,820 --> 00:39:12,820
left in the running shower

522
00:39:14,180 --> 00:39:18,580
How how do people feel about this film like jimmy how do you where do you rate this

523
00:39:19,300 --> 00:39:21,940
Did you enjoy this? Uh the process of watching this film?

524
00:39:21,940 --> 00:39:29,060
I found myself like um, well, it's funny. I mean if we go back to just what the story is of them swapping

525
00:39:29,780 --> 00:39:35,940
Not to spaces but identity is to try to like blend into each other's uh personal lives and working work environments

526
00:39:36,660 --> 00:39:38,900
I found myself um

527
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:46,500
Initially like man i'm watching trivolta way more in this like I don't know why but like

528
00:39:46,820 --> 00:39:50,420
I'm identifying with his acting choices and then when he becomes um

529
00:39:50,420 --> 00:39:53,700
Um, oh my gosh, i'm sorry castor droid

530
00:39:54,740 --> 00:39:57,300
Yes, you whatever you just said when he becomes

531
00:39:58,340 --> 00:40:00,340
He becomes our good guy

532
00:40:00,820 --> 00:40:01,700
um

533
00:40:01,700 --> 00:40:03,700
Our yeah our bad guy

534
00:40:05,700 --> 00:40:11,460
When they when they make the swap I actually then notice cage's acting choices more

535
00:40:12,100 --> 00:40:18,100
Um, which was actually pretty cool because initially i'm like, oh my god, this character is so too much for me

536
00:40:18,100 --> 00:40:24,260
And I don't know what i'm gonna think about this but about 30 minutes into the movie. There's like for me

537
00:40:24,260 --> 00:40:26,340
There's like a big switch from like the

538
00:40:27,060 --> 00:40:30,340
I don't know the initial onset of this like goofy villain like

539
00:40:30,980 --> 00:40:35,700
We but we see trivolta now become like quote unquote the goofy villain, but like his

540
00:40:36,260 --> 00:40:40,100
Approach at it is really cool for me and then to see cage

541
00:40:40,660 --> 00:40:43,140
Now have to embody like the good guy which

542
00:40:43,700 --> 00:40:46,740
After watching the film reading like the big thing about this movie

543
00:40:46,740 --> 00:40:52,900
Was that during that time period nicholas had only been good guys. This is actually more the character

544
00:40:52,900 --> 00:40:56,340
He typically identifies with but I don't have that um

545
00:40:56,820 --> 00:41:00,740
Experience with him in my memory at least and so I actually

546
00:41:01,780 --> 00:41:03,780
It's like I don't love the story

547
00:41:04,260 --> 00:41:06,980
But I enjoyed both of their acting

548
00:41:07,540 --> 00:41:11,620
The more the story went on but the story like is so ridiculous

549
00:41:11,940 --> 00:41:15,620
I just there's like so many moments where i'm like, okay when when

550
00:41:15,620 --> 00:41:19,780
John trivolta becomes our bad guy or when john trivolta is now bad

551
00:41:20,420 --> 00:41:22,420
I'm gonna have to just say it like that

552
00:41:22,420 --> 00:41:25,780
When he becomes when he's bad I follow the bone

553
00:41:26,820 --> 00:41:32,260
And he's in his office and he grabs his assistant's ass and she's like like kind of like

554
00:41:32,820 --> 00:41:39,780
Caught off guard but like am I into this like what was that like new dynamic in the workspace like

555
00:41:40,100 --> 00:41:43,060
That was so strange. Is it promotion week already?

556
00:41:43,060 --> 00:41:46,340
Right. I'm like, okay. This is the 90s. Like what are they trying to say?

557
00:41:47,780 --> 00:41:54,100
But his acting and that I basically start loving their acting choices after that

558
00:41:54,500 --> 00:41:58,340
Because they both have to be the very opposite of what they've been portraying thus far

559
00:41:58,340 --> 00:42:01,620
I guess you can get out but so I don't know if you saw this in any like

560
00:42:01,940 --> 00:42:08,980
Research you've done for this film that trivolta and cage spent like a week just hanging out together to learn each other's mannerisms to play each other

561
00:42:09,780 --> 00:42:11,780
So, you know, I think it's like

562
00:42:11,780 --> 00:42:17,020
And so another thing that people often don't want to know either while seeingmosts of this passion to

563
00:42:17,580 --> 00:42:22,180
Think about how far trivolta was really going, you know, I've sat on a small table with Bia

564
00:42:22,180 --> 00:42:24,180
I mean, so is trivolta still going?

565
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:26,640
Step down, step down, step down

566
00:42:28,140 --> 00:42:31,600
Sabato

567
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:37,600
Yeah, it's still going

568
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:41,400
Yeah

569
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:44,440
like crazy villain to like,

570
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:46,840
I'm not the bad guy that you think I am.

571
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:49,400
Or like, you know, cage being cage,

572
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:51,520
whoever he is at the next point,

573
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:56,520
I appreciate the mellow cage after such a heightened cage.

574
00:42:57,160 --> 00:43:00,440
Story-wise, I'm like, this is all over the place.

575
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:01,520
But I think that actually,

576
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:03,840
when I read about it afterwards as well,

577
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:07,640
like people really liked the risks the movie took

578
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:09,960
in comparison to everything else that came out.

579
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:13,120
And that was sort of the big reaction I feel like

580
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:18,120
I ended up having when watching Ghost Rider afterwards.

581
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:21,960
It's like, oh wow, like this movie feels so unsafe

582
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:25,200
in comparison to something that feels so like placid

583
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:27,900
or like even tempered the entire time,

584
00:43:27,900 --> 00:43:30,000
like that I can predict everything.

585
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,000
Where like there are moments in,

586
00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:35,720
there's sharks, there's LL Cool J.

587
00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:37,120
Oh, Deep Blue Sea.

588
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:40,880
Yeah, like there's moments of face-off

589
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:42,000
that remind me of Deep Blue Sea

590
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,360
where it's just a little ridiculous,

591
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:46,960
but like at least I'm still engaged

592
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:48,920
and I like wanna stay like committed

593
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:50,160
to watching the whole time,

594
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:52,680
which is not my experience with Ghost Rider.

595
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:54,900
So like this was, in that sense,

596
00:43:54,900 --> 00:43:56,880
it was like a better movie

597
00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:59,440
because at least I was like drawn in.

598
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:01,360
I think before we get into the final question,

599
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:03,000
I do have one other question about this movie

600
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,240
that I wanna ask.

601
00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:06,760
Does anyone else find it weird that Sean Archer decides

602
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:09,560
to like adopt a child who will inevitably grow up

603
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:12,760
to look like the man who murdered their son?

604
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:15,560
I've never liked that part of the plot

605
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:17,340
and I forgot about it again

606
00:44:17,340 --> 00:44:19,760
and I hate that you brought it back up.

607
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:23,320
They removed that after audiences hated it

608
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:26,520
and then they put it back for the final cut.

609
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:27,880
Just like the penises.

610
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:31,080
Just why?

611
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:32,560
Yeah, it's terrible.

612
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:33,400
Here's your new brother

613
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:36,120
and then she just fucking facepalms.

614
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:41,040
I respect almost every choice that this movie makes.

615
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:44,640
I do not like the face touching.

616
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:46,800
It's just so dumb and forced.

617
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:48,160
And everyone doing it.

618
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:52,140
Yeah, and I do not like little boy returnal,

619
00:44:52,140 --> 00:44:56,300
but I like the gunfight in the church.

620
00:44:56,300 --> 00:44:58,240
That was a great gunfight.

621
00:44:58,240 --> 00:45:03,240
I like the combination car and airplane chase

622
00:45:03,240 --> 00:45:06,120
because that's always awesome.

623
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:10,660
I love a boat chase and this has a sick boat chase

624
00:45:10,660 --> 00:45:13,060
even with like jumps and stuff in it.

625
00:45:13,060 --> 00:45:14,400
That's good.

626
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:15,680
It's got prison fights.

627
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:16,520
I don't know.

628
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:17,520
I like the prison fight.

629
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:19,920
They just kinda look, yeah.

630
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:21,680
They just sorta looked around and they're like,

631
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:24,000
these are all cool things.

632
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,840
These are cool things that make movies cooler.

633
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:29,400
And then there's just the stupid attempt

634
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:33,560
at making an emotional climax.

635
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:35,240
We do have one update from the last time

636
00:45:35,240 --> 00:45:37,800
we talked about this movie to now.

637
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:38,960
Oh. How?

638
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:40,480
We've suffered for five days.

639
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:42,560
We no longer have to say Danny Masterson's

640
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:44,000
an accused rapist.

641
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:44,840
Oh, that's true.

642
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:45,880
He's a fucker.

643
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:48,280
Oh my God, I forgot about this.

644
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:50,000
That's an aged scene.

645
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,840
Terribly.

646
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:54,880
I do regret that there isn't an extended scene

647
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:57,660
of the daughter just flipping around

648
00:45:57,660 --> 00:46:00,560
and being really good with the butterfly knife.

649
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:03,420
All she did was practice for three weeks straight.

650
00:46:03,420 --> 00:46:06,440
And it would only be a cut of the hand

651
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:08,760
and it would be somebody else's hand,

652
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:10,880
doing all the flips and flicks.

653
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:13,200
Somebody with hairy knuckles.

654
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:14,040
Yeah.

655
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:14,880
You know what?

656
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:17,960
We can edit that scene from Kick Ass into this movie

657
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:19,560
and give you what you want.

658
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:20,400
Yeah.

659
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:22,280
Just flip it around and then when it gets

660
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:25,540
to the end of the cut, you just run it back in reverse.

661
00:46:25,540 --> 00:46:26,920
So it's really long.

662
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:29,640
So we know like, oh yeah, that is the daughter's

663
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:30,840
really hairy fist.

664
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:34,560
She got it from her dad.

665
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:41,160
So in terms of this film, where do we put Cage in this film?

666
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:42,560
Yeah, Venn diagram.

667
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:43,960
What's our scale?

668
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:44,840
Good and bad.

669
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:48,200
Yeah, scale is too complicated, Jimmy.

670
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:50,600
You know, it's like, I don't know if I still

671
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:52,400
don't know if I like Nicolas Cage.

672
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:57,240
But to get to see both of them opposite each other

673
00:46:57,240 --> 00:46:59,280
and both have to play two characters,

674
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:03,800
I did end up enjoying the ridiculousness

675
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:08,720
and the like good guy portrayal from Cage.

676
00:47:08,720 --> 00:47:12,240
And then I just, I'm still like, I

677
00:47:12,240 --> 00:47:14,880
feel like I need to watch it a third time

678
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:18,440
so I can still wrap my head around what smorgasbord

679
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:20,040
of a story I just watched.

680
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:22,080
Like, there's like the big beats.

681
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:24,040
Like, OK, like in everyone's favorite beat,

682
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:26,320
bringing the child at the end.

683
00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:28,400
I would love to beat that child.

684
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:29,800
Oh my god.

685
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:31,480
Oh, come on.

686
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:33,960
Whoa, we didn't even do good child, bad child.

687
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:35,960
That's a bad child.

688
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:37,280
That's a bad kid.

689
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:38,280
Out of here.

690
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:40,280
All right, so where do you guys put this one

691
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:43,560
on re-watching Face Off?

692
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:45,760
I am not.

693
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:49,480
This movie has its highs, but between them

694
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:50,840
is a lot of nothing.

695
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:53,280
Like, it's got great scenes with a lot of just,

696
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:54,120
it's a John Woo film.

697
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:59,600
It's a long film with great action and a lot of artsy,

698
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:04,400
this is interesting, but not a great film it makes.

699
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:09,800
It's a razor thin plot, but it's all action.

700
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:11,880
And it's an action movie.

701
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:13,760
It still has good laughs.

702
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:15,480
I think it's a good good for me.

703
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:16,440
I like this movie.

704
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:19,520
I really enjoy Nick Cage's performance in it.

705
00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:22,680
I like how much scenery is chewed in this film.

706
00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:25,360
I don't like the movie.

707
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:27,440
So Jimmy, I think I know the answer,

708
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:30,240
but if you could pick and your vote doesn't really matter,

709
00:48:30,240 --> 00:48:34,560
what would you pick to move forward between these two?

710
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:40,560
It's probably the one I like the least, like objectively.

711
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:42,320
Or no, no, no, was that the right word?

712
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:44,400
Like the one I artistically don't like?

713
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:47,600
Yeah, it's probably Face Off.

714
00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:48,760
It's got to be.

715
00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:52,040
Well, action wise, action wise, it's got to be this one.

716
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:54,160
I think Face Off.

717
00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:57,400
I almost feel like there's not enough action in Dose Rider.

718
00:48:57,400 --> 00:48:59,360
That's fair.

719
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:02,920
I don't remember much action.

720
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:05,320
All the fight scenes are very short.

721
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:09,000
Flamy driving or flamy riding.

722
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:10,960
It's all CG.

723
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:12,800
Sean, what do you think?

724
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:14,640
When you put it that way, when you put it down

725
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:16,560
to what's the better action film,

726
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:18,720
it is definitely Face Off.

727
00:49:18,720 --> 00:49:22,120
I personally enjoy the stupidity of Ghost Rider more,

728
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:25,400
and I can like sit back and turn my brain off more.

729
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:28,920
Whereas when I watch Face Off, I have so many questions

730
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:31,320
about choices in the story.

731
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:34,400
And I am less engaged with Face Off because

732
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:36,360
of the script and choices.

733
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:40,440
But in terms of action set pieces and action film,

734
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:42,640
it is the better choice.

735
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:44,480
And it is the better performance.

736
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:46,040
And I've maneuvered this perfectly

737
00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:48,840
because I agree with the statements

738
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:50,720
I forced you all to make.

739
00:49:50,720 --> 00:49:52,160
It is the better movie.

740
00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:53,080
Mastercraft.

741
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:55,200
Yeah, I've been working on this.

742
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:56,320
Ever since Primal?

743
00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:57,160
Yeah.

744
00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:58,160
No, you got primal.

745
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:01,880
Krewit Jack.

746
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:04,960
Can I ask which one's more memorable to people?

747
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:05,800
I don't know.

748
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:07,480
I do the weird dumb point thing so much more

749
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:09,280
than I do the face thing.

750
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:12,120
Well, if you started doing the face thing,

751
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:13,280
the podcast would be over.

752
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:14,840
We would not do it anymore.

753
00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:16,400
Also, we're all glasses wearers.

754
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:18,240
I put up with a lot of shit from you,

755
00:50:18,240 --> 00:50:22,040
but I'm not going to put up with the face thing.

756
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:22,840
OK.

757
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:23,440
Yeah.

758
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:25,280
That was episode one of season two.

759
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:25,880
Nice work.

760
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:26,400
Yeah.

761
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:28,720
I feel like we came to the correct choice.

762
00:50:28,720 --> 00:50:29,760
Thank you, Jimmy.

763
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:31,080
Thanks for having me.

764
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:33,320
Now I'm going to go watch Spirit of Vengeance.

765
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:34,000
You should.

766
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:35,440
It's a lark.

767
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:39,040
It's got Idris Elba in it, doing a terrible French accent.

768
00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:40,160
Yeah.

769
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:42,960
You got anything you want to pitch or sell to our listeners?

770
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:44,480
Yeah, where can we find you?

771
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:45,720
Yeah.

772
00:50:45,720 --> 00:50:52,000
You can find me on only, no, you can find me on,

773
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,520
find me on, what's the popular one?

774
00:50:54,520 --> 00:51:00,360
Instagram, J-I-M-M-I-E underscore H-E-R-R-O-D,

775
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:02,400
where I occasionally post.

776
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:04,760
And I'm playing shows all over.

777
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:09,960
I should be playing some shows in Washington in January,

778
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:11,040
I believe.

779
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:12,720
We're international, though, Jimmy.

780
00:51:12,720 --> 00:51:13,240
Yeah.

781
00:51:13,240 --> 00:51:14,440
We've got fans everywhere.

782
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:18,880
Hey, we reached top 25 in Germany for movie review podcasts

783
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:19,880
at one point.

784
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:21,880
Like David Hasselhoff before us.

785
00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:23,480
Yeah, exactly.

786
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:26,800
But then I think my scathing review of Wings of Desire.

787
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:27,840
That fucked everything up.

788
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:28,640
It did.

789
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:29,960
Fuck.

790
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:31,960
All right, go ahead, Jimmy.

791
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:36,600
No, that's, I mean, I'm bouncing all over.

792
00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:37,800
That sounded specific.

793
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:40,000
Yeah, I'm doing stuff all over the place.

794
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,280
So if you go on there, you'll see

795
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:44,360
whatever I've got going on.

796
00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:46,680
But thanks for having me.

797
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:48,040
Thank you all for listening.

798
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:49,640
Please rate, review, subscribe.

799
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:51,720
Thanks for coming back for season two.

800
00:51:51,720 --> 00:51:53,960
You can chat with us on Instagram at cage underscore

801
00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:57,720
match underscore pod and Reddit at cage match pod.

802
00:51:57,720 --> 00:52:01,240
We're also on blue sky now because I gave myself an invite.

803
00:52:01,240 --> 00:52:02,240
But I don't blue sky.

804
00:52:02,240 --> 00:52:04,280
It's the new Twitter.

805
00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:05,040
Oh, yeah.

806
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:05,520
Wait.

807
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:07,560
Oh, is it not anymore?

808
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:09,320
No, no, it's something else.

809
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:11,560
Yeah, it's the like Twitter.

810
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:16,840
Yeah, John, Josh, Josh, Dory, the creator of Twitter created

811
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:17,680
blue sky.

812
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:18,520
Jack Dorsey.

813
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:20,440
Jack, you're getting there.

814
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:21,200
You were close.

815
00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:22,000
Xander cage.

816
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:23,040
Yeah.

817
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:24,560
So we're on that too.

818
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:26,920
I can't remember how you actually give people information

819
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:28,480
on how you can connect on that thing.

820
00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:30,120
So find out.

821
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:31,040
Figure it out.

822
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:32,800
If you're on blue sky, which most of you aren't.

823
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:33,560
Right.

824
00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:36,080
And if you are interested in supporting us,

825
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:38,360
we are on Patreon at cage match.

826
00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:40,800
And thank you to our Sparkle buddies, Josh, Sean,

827
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:44,160
Josie, Rico, Matt, and Adam and our cage dancers, Ira, John,

828
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:45,640
Freeman, and Lance.

829
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:50,040
I still notice Meredith hasn't joined any of these tiers.

830
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:51,000
Yeah.

831
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:53,200
Mm.

832
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:53,920
Stay strong.

833
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:55,200
Don't give us your money.

834
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:56,040
Yeah, we don't need it anymore.

835
00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:57,240
We got these nice microphones.

836
00:52:57,240 --> 00:52:57,680
True.

837
00:52:57,680 --> 00:52:58,000
Yeah.

838
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,200
How do you like this mouth noises, Meredith?

839
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:01,640
Nom, nom, nom.

840
00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:02,720
Ugh.

841
00:53:02,720 --> 00:53:03,520
Gross.

842
00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:06,120
Also, keep this in because I'm going to text them like, hey,

843
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:07,240
we started our second season.

844
00:53:07,240 --> 00:53:10,760
I want you to give me feedback on the new microphone.

845
00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:11,840
And mouth noises.

846
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:12,760
And mouth noises.

847
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:13,400
Yeah.

848
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:14,680
They understand.

849
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:17,560
Oh, don't do that.

850
00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:19,000
I've been practicing.

851
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:19,760
I can tell.

852
00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:22,160
That was actually much better.

853
00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:23,680
Right back to disappointment.

854
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:25,760
I'm fucking going home.

855
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:26,640
Bye bye.

856
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:27,160
Bye bye.

857
00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:27,680
Bye bye.

858
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:39,560
OK.

859
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:40,080
Yeah.

860
00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:40,580
Yeah.

861
00:53:40,580 --> 00:53:42,680
We're professionals.

862
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:44,640
Season two, baby.

863
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:47,640
The bar has been lowered.

864
00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:49,640
Better equipment, worse show.

865
00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:52,160
I mean, now you hear all our mouth noises.

866
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:52,960
All of them.

867
00:53:58,200 --> 00:53:59,160
Thank you for being on.

868
00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:00,320
Yeah, it was a real pleasure.

869
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:03,840
I got to ask you to explain how, when I asked you

870
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:06,840
how to pronounce your name, what you texted me.

871
00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:08,040
Can you run through that?

872
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:09,840
Because that is fucking hilarious.

873
00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:11,560
Yeah, just my last name.

874
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:13,520
No.

875
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:15,880
People ask me how to pronounce my last name.

876
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:18,520
Because I think it's not a hybrid intentionally,

877
00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:21,440
but it is a mix of two spellings of the same name.

878
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:24,760
You have the king who kills his children in the Bible, King

879
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:25,600
Herod.

880
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:29,240
And then you've got the department store in Britain,

881
00:54:29,240 --> 00:54:34,320
which is like H-A-R-R-O-D. And my name is H-E-R-R-O-D.

882
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:38,220
And so I always say her rod, girl with a rod.

883
00:54:38,220 --> 00:54:40,800
And then I was like, just in case there's confusion

884
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:45,160
about how to say Jimmy or Jai Mai or whatever,

885
00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:48,680
I said the J-I is like the sound in jizz.

886
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:53,240
And then the M-M-I-E is like in me.

887
00:54:53,240 --> 00:54:59,000
And that is what my AGT following wants to hear.

888
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:00,040
That's so perfect.

889
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:01,200
Thank you so much for that.

890
00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:01,800
God damn it.

891
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:06,360
That's just a mental image of saying like fucking peg me.

892
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:08,220
Yeah.

