1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,640 Oh, God. Oh, my God. 2 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:15,440 Yeah, if I pull my wiener out, it's a new episode. 3 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:17,880 And we're already on the third episode this minute. 4 00:00:18,180 --> 00:00:20,820 Double duck it. Yeah. Oh, perfect. 5 00:00:21,060 --> 00:00:23,480 Welcome back to Cage Match, a roundabout way of meeting Nicolas Cage. 6 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:27,260 I'm your host, Sean, here with my co-host Nick and our producer Peter. 7 00:00:27,260 --> 00:00:31,100 Hello. And this week we are discussing the movie Kick Ass. 8 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:32,660 Welcome back, Eric. 9 00:00:32,660 --> 00:00:38,240 I believe it's actually kick ass, kick ass, kick ass kick ass kick ass. 10 00:00:38,940 --> 00:00:41,040 Ass kick. 11 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:42,740 It doesn't make sense to know. 12 00:00:42,740 --> 00:00:44,800 I thought that was a solid joke. 13 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:46,940 That was a good one. It's a very good dad joke, at least. 14 00:00:47,340 --> 00:00:48,380 He was proud of himself. 15 00:00:48,380 --> 00:00:50,220 And that's what's important with dad jokes. 16 00:00:50,220 --> 00:00:52,380 Also the mustache. Great. Great. Dad's dash. 17 00:00:52,480 --> 00:00:54,720 Why is his name Big Daddy? 18 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:56,520 Oh, I wouldn't. 19 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:57,960 I can't figure that out. 20 00:00:57,960 --> 00:01:03,060 If you have a little girl sidekick, like who is the sidekick in this situation, too? 21 00:01:03,220 --> 00:01:05,100 I mean, it was Hit Girl. 22 00:01:05,100 --> 00:01:07,060 Big Big Daddy is the sidekick. 23 00:01:07,060 --> 00:01:11,240 Yeah. Well, he's like a mentor, right? 24 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:13,700 I mean, like he's he's trying to get around. He's growing. 25 00:01:13,700 --> 00:01:15,200 Yes, exactly. 26 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,940 He's Big Daddy's grooming. 27 00:01:18,140 --> 00:01:22,120 I mean, at least unlike the last time we watched Nicolas Cage get called daddy, 28 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:24,080 it wasn't with weird sexual energy. 29 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:25,720 When was the last time you got called daddy? 30 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:27,720 Fucking matchstick man. 31 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:29,220 Oh, well. 32 00:01:30,380 --> 00:01:31,220 Daddy. 33 00:01:31,220 --> 00:01:33,320 Was that the the con the con man movie? 34 00:01:33,320 --> 00:01:34,720 Yeah. OK, gotcha. 35 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:37,320 So, Eric, you had seen Kick Ass before. 36 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:39,200 Right. I had seen Kick Ass before. 37 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:43,940 And maybe like you guys, you remember enjoying it more. 38 00:01:44,260 --> 00:01:47,000 When when did this come out? 2010. 39 00:01:47,260 --> 00:01:48,340 See, that makes sense. 40 00:01:48,340 --> 00:01:50,540 I would have enjoyed this more in 2010. 41 00:01:50,700 --> 00:01:52,340 I didn't do it more in 2010. 42 00:01:52,340 --> 00:01:54,280 I think I was on the opposite side of it. 43 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:57,280 In 2010, I thought it was too much of a try hard movie. 44 00:01:57,680 --> 00:02:00,920 And I was like, I was too cool for it. 45 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:03,520 I actually have a little anecdote about seeing this movie 46 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:05,680 because I loved the comic when it first came out. 47 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:07,420 Mark Millar, John Romita, Jr. 48 00:02:07,420 --> 00:02:11,000 But the comic shop I used to shop at comic outpost rest in peace 49 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:17,340 was having a crappy superhero like costume contest to get early screening tickets. 50 00:02:17,740 --> 00:02:20,900 So my buddy Justin and I decided we were going to like dress up 51 00:02:20,900 --> 00:02:22,380 as like shitty superheroes. 52 00:02:22,380 --> 00:02:24,940 The only rule is your costume had to cost less than twenty dollars. 53 00:02:25,140 --> 00:02:27,580 So I took my old wetsuit that didn't fit me anymore, 54 00:02:27,780 --> 00:02:31,920 made a mask out of a scarf, put on like a Russian furry hat that I had. 55 00:02:31,980 --> 00:02:35,580 And I just cut out like a Safeway paper bag and slapped a D on the front of it. 56 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:38,580 I was D bag. No words. And I won. 57 00:02:38,780 --> 00:02:41,320 Oh, good. Justin was my sidekick plaid lad. 58 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:43,260 He just put on a bunch of plaid. 59 00:02:43,260 --> 00:02:46,360 But my battle cry was I'm going to punch you in the dick. 60 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:50,860 And then the owner of the comic outpost 61 00:02:50,860 --> 00:02:53,660 and later that night went home, got into a fight with his wife 62 00:02:53,860 --> 00:02:56,460 and told her in the day told her I'm going to punch you in the dick. 63 00:02:56,460 --> 00:02:58,260 And she's like, where do you learn this? 64 00:02:58,260 --> 00:03:00,280 And he proudly said D bag. 65 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:04,280 And then I got to see kick ass a week early in theaters. 66 00:03:05,580 --> 00:03:07,640 That's the best anecdote that you've ever told. 67 00:03:07,640 --> 00:03:10,020 That's really like that. That's better than this movie. 68 00:03:11,640 --> 00:03:14,520 I had never seen this movie and I actually really enjoyed it. 69 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:15,780 I mean, I agree. 70 00:03:15,780 --> 00:03:19,320 I think it is kind of a try hard of that era, but it was a lot of fun. 71 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:24,960 I mean, all it was missing was a fucking what's a serial eaten comedian 72 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:29,240 who is awful and somehow still has a career. 73 00:03:29,300 --> 00:03:30,460 I think his name is Carrot Top. 74 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:32,240 No, Carrot Top is amazing. 75 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:33,600 Fucking shut up. 76 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:38,540 I don't know. He always like Count Chocula made a thing. 77 00:03:38,540 --> 00:03:40,440 He's like, oh, you feel. 78 00:03:41,180 --> 00:03:43,280 I don't know. What are you talking about? 79 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:44,520 Is this Cheddar Goblin? 80 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:46,820 No, Cheddar Goblin is cool, though. 81 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:48,460 I miss Cheddar Goblin. 82 00:03:48,460 --> 00:03:51,520 We all miss. I'm going to remember his name like halfway through this episode. 83 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:52,800 And I'll tell you that. Shout it out. 84 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:55,360 Yeah. Everyone shut the fuck up. 85 00:03:56,460 --> 00:03:58,160 Oh, wake your baby upstairs. 86 00:03:58,160 --> 00:03:59,000 Just good. 87 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,440 Shouting this shitty comedian's name. 88 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:02,960 Demetri Martin. 89 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,780 Might be it. No, no. 90 00:04:05,780 --> 00:04:07,180 I like Demetri Martin. 91 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:09,400 Is there a Dante guy, something Dante? 92 00:04:09,740 --> 00:04:11,280 Tell me about this movie. 93 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:14,480 Well, again, I feel like for me who saw it 94 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:17,420 or remember seeing it back in the day, 95 00:04:17,420 --> 00:04:22,680 I recall just like the best parts of like Nick Cage, like just being more prominent. 96 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:25,760 I thought that was like more of the film and that and I wish it was more of the film. 97 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:29,060 Same. I remember him having a much bigger role in this movie than he does. 98 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:32,660 Yeah. So when I when I rewatched, it was like it took a really long time 99 00:04:32,860 --> 00:04:34,960 until he like jumped in there at all. 100 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:38,860 That first scene that's that he's in there is is tremendous. 101 00:04:38,860 --> 00:04:41,280 I love it. Oh, where he shoots his daughter, where he shoots his daughter. 102 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:45,240 Yeah. As a father of of a daughter, not much younger than than her. 103 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:47,140 I don't know. Fantasy's have been had. 104 00:04:47,140 --> 00:04:49,240 That would be fun for the whole family. Yeah. 105 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:51,380 Mostly you therapeutic. 106 00:04:51,380 --> 00:04:53,780 He looks like he's having a blast. 107 00:04:54,780 --> 00:04:55,920 So the cast of this one. 108 00:04:55,920 --> 00:05:00,420 So you've got Aaron Johnson, who I don't know if he did anything 109 00:05:00,420 --> 00:05:01,620 other than the two kick ass movies. 110 00:05:01,620 --> 00:05:05,560 He's he was Quicksilver in the age of Ultron. 111 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:09,260 That's right. So he's Dave and also kick ass kick ass. 112 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:13,300 Christopher Mintz, plus who everyone thinks that I look like him 113 00:05:13,300 --> 00:05:16,800 is Chris D'Amico and or Red Mist. 114 00:05:17,180 --> 00:05:21,240 Mark Strong is his dad, Frank D'Amico and Chloe Grace 115 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:24,180 Moretz is Mindy McCready slash Hit Girl. 116 00:05:24,340 --> 00:05:27,920 And then Nick Cage is Big Bang Daddy. 117 00:05:28,280 --> 00:05:30,820 Rick Gotter. Daddy. 118 00:05:30,820 --> 00:05:33,720 Nick Cage did have a name in this, didn't he? 119 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:36,260 Well, yeah, he's a there was so much. 120 00:05:36,260 --> 00:05:37,860 McCready. Oh, OK. 121 00:05:37,860 --> 00:05:39,760 Damon. OK, he did say that. 122 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:41,600 Marcus most importantly. 123 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:42,800 Yeah, Marcus is the good cop. 124 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:45,360 Yeah, most importantly, the big tatter. 125 00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:48,500 The biggest daddy kick ass young. 126 00:05:48,740 --> 00:05:51,000 What we're doing, we're doing a high school movie. 127 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,840 He wants to what superhero fantasy. 128 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,200 He wants to be a vigilante. 129 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:57,040 Somebody needs to do something. 130 00:05:57,040 --> 00:05:58,320 His friends talk him out of it. 131 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:00,040 They say you would get your ass kicked. 132 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:03,080 You would die. And what he tries to help somebody 133 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:04,860 and he gets his ass kicked and he almost dies. 134 00:06:04,860 --> 00:06:07,720 It's stabbed and hit by a car. Yeah. Yeah. But. 135 00:06:08,820 --> 00:06:10,100 Stop going down that alley. 136 00:06:10,100 --> 00:06:12,400 Stop going down that one specific alley where there's two guys 137 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:14,620 always fucking jumpy. 138 00:06:14,620 --> 00:06:16,200 But it's the shortcut. 139 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:19,640 That's where what that's probably where like the fake kick ass got killed to. 140 00:06:19,660 --> 00:06:21,540 It's the same alley. 141 00:06:21,540 --> 00:06:22,640 That is crime alley. 142 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:24,740 That's where fucking Batman's parents die. 143 00:06:24,740 --> 00:06:27,980 Oh, man. Oh, it's a bunch of stray pearls everywhere. 144 00:06:28,840 --> 00:06:33,120 So what he gets the he gets the nerve damage so that he is. 145 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:34,340 I don't know. 146 00:06:34,340 --> 00:06:35,420 He can handle more. 147 00:06:35,420 --> 00:06:37,960 He can take more hits and he gets a metal implant. 148 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:40,860 So so apparently could take some more damage, too. 149 00:06:40,860 --> 00:06:43,820 But still, he gets his ass kicked like a lot. 150 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:47,460 You know, knowing old people who have fake hips, those things are not that sturdy. 151 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:50,260 No, I don't think they're improvements usually. 152 00:06:50,260 --> 00:06:51,460 You're usually worse off. 153 00:06:51,460 --> 00:06:54,400 Yeah. So I guess my favorite. 154 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:56,940 OK, this does my favorite part is, yeah. 155 00:06:56,980 --> 00:07:00,640 So after he gets mugged and gets a superpowers 156 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:04,840 superpowers of being a dude who got mugged, a dude that got mugged. 157 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:07,680 What? He can just get his ass kicked harder. 158 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:12,280 The whole high school, because he was they think he was sexually assaulted. 159 00:07:12,780 --> 00:07:14,240 Think that he's gay now. 160 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:17,620 Oh, yeah. Which is which is pretty generous of them. 161 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:23,400 What his new best friend, Katie, comes up, not because she is worried about him 162 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:27,660 because she thinks that he was just sexually assaulted and beat up in the street 163 00:07:27,660 --> 00:07:29,240 and left naked and for dead. 164 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:32,440 And I was really she's excited to have a gay friend 165 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:35,100 and has always wanted a gay friend ever since she was a child. 166 00:07:35,100 --> 00:07:39,300 I was waiting for the shoe to drop that she had other gay friends 167 00:07:39,300 --> 00:07:41,640 who just kept turning out to like be straight. 168 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:45,340 And she was worried that she was turning all the gay men straight. 169 00:07:45,980 --> 00:07:48,520 And it's her own superpower. Yeah. 170 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:50,480 So it's like really tearing her apart. 171 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:52,020 It's the opposite of my superpower. 172 00:07:52,020 --> 00:07:53,880 I've always wanted a gay friend, but 173 00:07:55,260 --> 00:07:59,320 this piss is too good and it keeps just driving the men wild. 174 00:07:59,960 --> 00:08:01,660 They got all this milkshake. 175 00:08:01,660 --> 00:08:04,220 That's what that's what they should have gone with. Yeah. 176 00:08:04,220 --> 00:08:06,460 Oh, you turn you turn me straight. 177 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:09,120 What am I supposed to do? We have to check. 178 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:13,640 I can't confirm that I'm straight. 179 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:15,940 Well, turns out I am. Yeah. 180 00:08:15,940 --> 00:08:18,640 Oh, so what Dave's been going, going, going. 181 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:22,300 Dave starts going on vigilante justice missions or what? 182 00:08:22,300 --> 00:08:24,240 Just one via my space. OK, wait. 183 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:26,320 No. So he has a my space account. 184 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:30,780 But really. OK, so who does he go and talk to for Katie? 185 00:08:30,780 --> 00:08:35,220 Right. Oh, Raul. Raul. Raul. Raul. Raul. Raul. 186 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:36,780 Oh, right. 187 00:08:36,780 --> 00:08:39,120 And were they were they an item? 188 00:08:39,220 --> 00:08:40,380 Ra's so cool. 189 00:08:40,380 --> 00:08:44,760 You know, it never clarifies like it really seems like it's just a hardcore 190 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:46,220 drug dealer or something. 191 00:08:46,220 --> 00:08:48,260 I don't understand why they were hiding. 192 00:08:48,260 --> 00:08:50,800 She volunteers at the needle bank. 193 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:53,000 Yeah. Suicide hotline and that kind of stuff. 194 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:56,600 And Katie got in deep like she was fucking that dude. Yeah. 195 00:08:56,800 --> 00:09:00,240 So what? Up to this point, Dave has been, you know, what? 196 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:02,420 Slap it. Slap in people in the street. 197 00:09:02,420 --> 00:09:04,020 Oh, yeah. Stuff like that. 198 00:09:04,020 --> 00:09:06,260 With his baton with it with his baton. Yeah. 199 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:09,920 My favorite line from this film is like right before he gets into his 200 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:12,060 like second major fight is kick ass. 201 00:09:12,060 --> 00:09:14,700 The one that makes him famous is he's trying to save a cat 202 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:18,100 and just and right before he falls like that's how it happened. 203 00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:21,440 Yeah. Right before he falls off a billboard thing, he's just like, 204 00:09:21,740 --> 00:09:23,940 fuck you, Mr. Bidey. 205 00:09:23,940 --> 00:09:26,140 I love that the cat's name is Mr. Bidey, though. 206 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:28,840 That's good. Why would you even go looking for that cat? 207 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:31,080 Fuck that cat. That's what made him a hero. 208 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:32,840 He's going to go save Mr. Bidey. 209 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:34,340 Nobody else would help Mr. Bidey. 210 00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:36,520 They say fuck that cat. Yep. 211 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:38,880 Turns out Mr. Bidey didn't deserve it. 212 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:43,420 What? So Dave goes and confronts Razul in his like crime gang. 213 00:09:43,560 --> 00:09:48,660 Who? Kade is pretty sure that's who is still still weird that they that they hung out. 214 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:51,860 I don't I don't know how they got involved. 215 00:09:51,860 --> 00:09:55,400 Like he sounded just like a junkie off the street, like he was in 216 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:58,840 and slipped in the bushes or something like that, but he was moving weight. 217 00:09:59,220 --> 00:10:00,840 He worked for D'Amico. 218 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:02,980 He worked for D'Amico. He was a made man. 219 00:10:02,980 --> 00:10:05,380 He had a doorman with a gun. Yeah. 220 00:10:06,060 --> 00:10:07,620 Like in their shitty. 221 00:10:07,620 --> 00:10:09,460 Like what is this guy doing in the needle exchange? 222 00:10:11,260 --> 00:10:12,820 He's giving them out with samples. 223 00:10:12,820 --> 00:10:16,200 He's there. He confronts Razul, says, you know, leave Katie alone 224 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:19,360 and then tases Razul in the face. Face tases him. 225 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:22,140 Yeah. And then that's a fucking you're starting a fight. 226 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:24,660 Yeah. And then he gets like held down 227 00:10:24,660 --> 00:10:27,100 and Razul gets out the big knife 228 00:10:27,100 --> 00:10:29,740 and then gets stabbed through with this shitty CG sword. 229 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:32,180 Yeah. But then we get the best scene in the film. 230 00:10:32,180 --> 00:10:37,280 Absolutely. Of Hit Girl just murdering three gang bangers 231 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:41,880 and then killing a sex worker and a just guy who was just doing nothing. 232 00:10:41,880 --> 00:10:44,060 She she told me she was a sex worker. 233 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:47,320 Are you just making assumptions now? Yes, I am actually. 234 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:53,820 At least the woman did like pull like smash a bottle and pull a bottle. 235 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:57,320 Yeah, I think the guy on meth just wanted to continue out of the bathroom 236 00:10:57,320 --> 00:10:59,360 and was like, oh, no, no. 237 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:01,200 The meth guy was just there. 238 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:03,120 There was another guy in the bathroom who just walked out. 239 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:06,600 Oh, you're talking about the only white guy in the guy came out of the bathroom 240 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:07,960 was also white, I think. 241 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:09,600 He pulled a knife. He pulled a butterfly. 242 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:11,400 You think just the white guy lived? 243 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:13,900 Is what you think? No, he didn't. OK. 244 00:11:14,740 --> 00:11:18,040 No one lived. I think that the lady would have been OK, but she like 245 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:20,340 she pulled a bottle. She was like, come at me. 246 00:11:20,340 --> 00:11:21,980 She got aggressive. Yeah, she did. 247 00:11:21,980 --> 00:11:23,980 You should have just begged. 248 00:11:23,980 --> 00:11:26,060 You beg for your life in that situation. 249 00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:29,320 I don't care how big I don't care how big a bodyguard you are 250 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:30,460 or how big your gun is. 251 00:11:30,460 --> 00:11:33,160 If I saw two like bloody katana blades come through a door, I'm like, 252 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:36,760 not paid enough for this. I just walk away and come back tomorrow. 253 00:11:37,100 --> 00:11:40,640 And that that woman, she watches all these guys get murdered, 254 00:11:40,660 --> 00:11:42,780 like in front of her, and they fought hard. 255 00:11:42,780 --> 00:11:47,540 And she's like, all right, like now you're now you're in for it. 256 00:11:47,780 --> 00:11:49,580 Yeah. Heineken bottle. 257 00:11:49,580 --> 00:11:50,780 But yeah, it was terrific. 258 00:11:50,780 --> 00:11:52,820 Seen what that was like Heineken. 259 00:11:52,820 --> 00:11:55,960 Flowy Grace Mertz is a big debut right there. 260 00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:58,920 I mean, she really was made a giant name for herself. 261 00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:00,520 Just murdering people. 262 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:04,620 The insane cunt, the graphic violence and language 263 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:09,360 was so shocking that it was just fun, fun for the family, 264 00:12:10,740 --> 00:12:11,500 for their family. 265 00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:14,240 I mean, she really kind of is the main character of the story. 266 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:18,040 She's the one who has kind of the arc, like loses her father, gets revenge 267 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:20,740 in the story that you wanted to follow. 268 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:24,620 And that one random. 269 00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:26,520 Sorry, it was Dan Cook. 270 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:27,480 What do you mean? 271 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:30,220 Uh, Dan Cook was the shitty comedian 272 00:12:30,220 --> 00:12:33,220 that I was thinking would fit perfect in this movie. 273 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:37,200 They absolutely didn't cook in cereal. 274 00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:39,760 Yeah. Didn't he do a thing where you're like, I don't know. 275 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,060 I don't like his comedy. 276 00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:44,140 So like, I only kind of remember from college, like people. 277 00:12:44,340 --> 00:12:46,340 And he's like, oh, I love you, people. 278 00:12:46,340 --> 00:12:47,440 They're all. 279 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:49,100 You know, I. OK, I hear it now. 280 00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:51,280 I totally I knew it was going to be named Cook, 281 00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:53,500 but I wanted to see if he'd find it. 282 00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:54,580 We got there. 283 00:12:54,580 --> 00:12:56,080 I had to go back through waiting. 284 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:58,520 I knew he was in waiting and I had to work through that one. 285 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:01,080 You had been a little tuned out for a while. 286 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:03,160 Also, Luis Guzman was in waiting. 287 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:03,980 Yeah, it's true. 288 00:13:03,980 --> 00:13:06,420 Oh, man, I love it when Luis Guzman shows up. 289 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:07,960 Oh, he's don't. 290 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:11,600 You don't. You know, Peter hates Luis Guzman performing in a movie. 291 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:15,360 You haven't listened to our last episode. 292 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:17,340 Yeah. Fucking Luis Guzman. 293 00:13:17,340 --> 00:13:18,340 What? 294 00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:19,740 I was talking about like kick ass. 295 00:13:19,740 --> 00:13:21,100 Just killed people. Yeah. 296 00:13:22,180 --> 00:13:24,580 Nick Cage in this is the best part of this film. 297 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:26,140 He's not in it a lot, but he is the best. 298 00:13:26,140 --> 00:13:29,220 No, he's got like he got to do whatever he wanted. 299 00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:31,980 Yeah. It's like you get to be you got like five scenes. 300 00:13:31,980 --> 00:13:33,920 It's just like just ham it up. 301 00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:34,880 Eat, chew scenery. 302 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:38,060 Like, I don't think anybody asked him to do Adam West. 303 00:13:39,420 --> 00:13:41,800 Why did he have kind of the Batman costume? 304 00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:43,260 Like, I don't know. 305 00:13:43,260 --> 00:13:46,200 I love it. I love how when they're interrogating that guy is like, no, 306 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:48,000 but it's not Batman. 307 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,960 I never said Batman is like Batman. 308 00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:51,360 Like him really similar. 309 00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:53,960 But we're not talking about Batman. 310 00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:57,200 And then the boss just goes, OK, so then Superman. 311 00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:59,380 No, it was Batman. It wasn't bad. 312 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:00,840 I never said Batman. 313 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,980 I loved it. I loved the detail with the mustache, the dustache. 314 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:07,580 That's a good way to like disguise your personality. 315 00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:11,280 If the only thing that's going to be seen on your face is like your mouth area. 316 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:13,680 But so and you're committed to having a mustache. 317 00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:17,520 He has distinctive facial hair. He has the proper like dad sash 318 00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:19,320 just like bushy just above the lip. 319 00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:22,600 But when he goes into superhero mode, he puts on like fake 320 00:14:22,700 --> 00:14:25,900 spirit gummed Fumanchu attachments. 321 00:14:25,900 --> 00:14:27,100 Oh, wow. Yeah. 322 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:31,040 So and like we get to put it on part of the movie. 323 00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:36,480 And it made me think of this really shitty 90s like pornography TV, 324 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:39,780 like superhero TV show Night Man, 325 00:14:39,780 --> 00:14:44,460 who was like a jazz musician by day and was a superhero by night. 326 00:14:44,620 --> 00:14:49,460 But his costume had a wig on it so people wouldn't recognize his hair. Sorry. 327 00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:54,500 He must have been a shitty jazz musician if he had to play jazz during the day. 328 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:58,000 They like only good jazz musicians at night. 329 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:02,840 So he's he's like daytime like he's the guy that does the intros on. 330 00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:05,000 He's just like, 331 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:09,460 well, hey, everybody. 332 00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:14,140 Welcome back to my NPR show where I talk about the plants I'm growing. 333 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:18,620 Exactly. Yeah. 334 00:15:18,620 --> 00:15:20,040 So I did it. I did. 335 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:24,280 I did like the send five dollars, the mustache detail. 336 00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:25,780 It is valuable. 337 00:15:25,780 --> 00:15:27,380 I also didn't notice the mustache. 338 00:15:27,380 --> 00:15:30,860 The only time in a superhero movie where we see someone apply the eye black. 339 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:32,620 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 340 00:15:32,620 --> 00:15:33,800 What? So I don't much. 341 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:39,460 I mean, OK, what guy, guy that Peter that people think looks like Chris 342 00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:43,040 for Mitzvah, I think that's unfortunate that they make that red mist. 343 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:44,900 That they say that. 344 00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:47,140 I think you look so much like that other guy. 345 00:15:47,140 --> 00:15:49,400 I've absolutely also looks like Chris from Mitzvah. 346 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:51,580 Wait, which one are you talking about, Tim Curry? 347 00:15:51,580 --> 00:15:53,680 Are you talking about? 348 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:55,380 Oh, you're talking about Charlie Kaufman. 349 00:15:55,380 --> 00:15:58,380 But I'm not talking about Charlie Kaufman. 350 00:15:58,380 --> 00:15:59,280 He's going to find it. 351 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:01,660 You're talking about Donald Kaufman. I get it. Yeah. 352 00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:02,760 No, that's me. 353 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:07,900 What he comes in and as as red mist, I really didn't like him in the whole movie. 354 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:09,720 No, well, he's kind of a cunt. 355 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:12,900 He is. And he was he was a perfect. 356 00:16:12,940 --> 00:16:14,260 He was a perfect McLovin. 357 00:16:14,260 --> 00:16:15,860 Oh, yeah. Absolutely. 358 00:16:15,860 --> 00:16:18,680 Yeah. He did great role models. 359 00:16:19,180 --> 00:16:20,640 I don't know. Christopher Mitzvah. 360 00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:24,780 Yeah. But other than that, yeah, I thought I didn't like him. 361 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:27,980 And I didn't like scenes with him in there. 362 00:16:28,340 --> 00:16:31,480 He was a character with a face that was perfect for punching. 363 00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:34,180 And he got very little punches to the face. 364 00:16:34,180 --> 00:16:35,580 Not enough punches. 365 00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:37,080 He does have a punchable face. 366 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,160 Wait, fuck. Do I have a punchable face? 367 00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:41,160 Oh, no, not like that. 368 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:42,220 Oh, thank God. 369 00:16:42,220 --> 00:16:45,300 Have you guys your face is punchable for different reasons. Excellent. 370 00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:49,520 Have you guys seen the what kick ass to never know? 371 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:51,600 I saw a trailer for it to buff it. 372 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:53,940 It's way they Peters look alike. 373 00:16:53,940 --> 00:16:56,500 I have a hard time learning the Christmas class. 374 00:16:56,740 --> 00:16:58,840 I it's the three names. 375 00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:00,780 It's always serial killers. Yeah. 376 00:17:00,780 --> 00:17:01,980 It's just extra effort. 377 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:04,540 He's just so much worse in that one. 378 00:17:04,540 --> 00:17:05,980 They just make him so much more annoying. 379 00:17:05,980 --> 00:17:10,480 It's terrible. So I'm glad that says something because he is quite annoying. 380 00:17:10,580 --> 00:17:11,480 He's annoying. 381 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:16,860 But like it's just like they just take it up to like a volume level. 382 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:20,020 That's just really obnoxious. 383 00:17:20,020 --> 00:17:22,920 And just he's just yelling all the time and he shouldn't be yelling. 384 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:25,340 He's just like more of a little shit in this one. 385 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:30,040 Just me. It was funny when he jumped off the dumpster and he's like, Oh, fuck. 386 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:33,480 I think I bet you I have a feeling like that was like not in there. 387 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:36,340 And he's like, Oh, shit, that hurt a little bit. 388 00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:39,440 What do you think of the violence in this? 389 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:41,520 What it was definitely made to be shocking. 390 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:45,820 And it was fun when it was, especially when you had a little girl doing it. 391 00:17:45,820 --> 00:17:48,520 That was the that was the big thing of the movie. 392 00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:52,100 I thought it was just like little girls swearing and murdering. 393 00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:53,500 Yeah, you're hyper violent. 394 00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:56,540 Jay Barichel. Oh, yeah. 395 00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:58,800 I mean, more than Christopher Mintz plot. 396 00:17:58,800 --> 00:17:59,960 I think that one's way more fair. 397 00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,740 Yeah. Yeah. All right. 398 00:18:01,740 --> 00:18:03,200 Just without the voice. 399 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:07,080 Oh, yes. The violence was I mean, no, this was this was meant to be like shock value. 400 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:09,720 Like they gave the you know, the big black bodyguard bazooka. 401 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,320 That was all the best. He never got to use it. 402 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:13,840 It was his dream and it got taken away from him. 403 00:18:14,420 --> 00:18:17,480 D'Amico getting killed with the bazooka was it was a cool death at the end. 404 00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:18,920 That was a pretty decent way to go. 405 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:19,920 I do appreciate this. 406 00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:26,060 I learned this from mythbusters that, you know, like with RPGs and like artillery 407 00:18:26,060 --> 00:18:29,660 like that, they have to travel a certain amount before they're armed. 408 00:18:30,140 --> 00:18:32,900 So like he gets hit in the hit in the chest of the shell. 409 00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:35,300 It flies him out of the building before it explodes 410 00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:37,340 because it would take that long to like trigger. 411 00:18:37,340 --> 00:18:39,440 I appreciated the attention to detail. 412 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:41,780 I mean, that might not have been attention to detail. 413 00:18:41,780 --> 00:18:43,480 They might have just been like, 414 00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:46,720 wouldn't it be so much cooler if it tossed him outside and then exploded? 415 00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:50,220 If they didn't like blow up everybody in the same room. Right. 416 00:18:50,220 --> 00:18:51,620 Yeah, but it is nice. 417 00:18:51,620 --> 00:18:53,880 I'm like, that's true or not. 418 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:55,660 So let's leave a sequel open. 419 00:18:55,660 --> 00:18:58,660 I did. I did really love the comic when it came out. 420 00:18:58,660 --> 00:18:59,500 I haven't read it since. 421 00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:00,900 I don't think it'll hold up. 422 00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:04,000 But this movie is barely grounded for the most part. 423 00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:07,800 I was going to say they lost me as soon as he named himself kick ass. 424 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:11,540 Like he's sitting there and he's like workshopping names in his thing. 425 00:19:11,540 --> 00:19:14,040 And he's just like, it wasn't one of them like nighty night. 426 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,240 Oh, God. 427 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:17,320 I was like a night ass or like 428 00:19:17,780 --> 00:19:20,180 a night kicker or something like that. 429 00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:24,580 I would hope everything just ended with ass night. 430 00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:27,320 Yes. Well, again, what it was just so. 431 00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:29,660 Did you know something really? 432 00:19:29,660 --> 00:19:32,600 I don't know. Low hanging fruit to increase the shock value. 433 00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:35,760 But like this movie does try to like stay relatively grounded 434 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:39,500 up until they give him a jet pack with fucking mini guns on it. 435 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:43,200 I thought that's where he became a superhero. Really? 436 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:45,780 I mean, that's when you started doing like some something 437 00:19:45,780 --> 00:19:47,140 other than just baton and people. 438 00:19:47,140 --> 00:19:48,780 Yeah, that's when he stopped sucking. 439 00:19:48,780 --> 00:19:50,140 Yeah. And started killing. 440 00:19:50,140 --> 00:19:52,740 He started. Yeah. He said he's calling like a last. 441 00:19:52,740 --> 00:19:54,900 Oh, he got OK with murder. 442 00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:57,940 You know, he fucking Gatlin a bunch of guys. 443 00:19:57,980 --> 00:19:59,240 He sure did. Yeah. 444 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,680 That was the coolest thing he did in the whole movie. 445 00:20:01,980 --> 00:20:03,280 Yeah. No, he didn't hesitate. 446 00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:05,480 And he looked like he was having fun at that point. 447 00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:08,520 Yeah. Like he's like, why didn't I start murdering ages ago? 448 00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:12,820 He sort of overall sucks shit, right? Yeah. Yeah. 449 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:15,260 Yeah. It's a weird protagonist. Yeah. 450 00:20:15,620 --> 00:20:18,620 Again, like the story is really a hit girl story. Yeah. Yeah. 451 00:20:18,660 --> 00:20:21,260 She comes in and she's the real story. 452 00:20:21,260 --> 00:20:25,100 And that opening scene, you're shooting his daughter in the chest. 453 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:28,400 It was such a good and they have a lot of good father daughter moments. 454 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:29,600 They play it really well. 455 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:32,440 I also want to say this movie does do one thing where it's like kind of Bucks 456 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:36,420 tradition where you have like the mafia father who's like ashamed of his son. 457 00:20:36,540 --> 00:20:38,280 Now you have a very supportive mafia father. 458 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:41,020 Yeah. Who likes his kid and takes him to the movies and gets him popcorn. 459 00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:43,180 Nice little mafia family unit. Yeah. 460 00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:46,260 But you knew he was a monster because he got Twizzlers. 461 00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:48,860 I love Mark Strong. 462 00:20:48,860 --> 00:20:51,560 Explain his movie theater. Yeah. 463 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:56,160 I enjoyed him at the like theater, but like I I really liked him 464 00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:58,460 going through his order of like that's what I'm talking about. 465 00:20:58,460 --> 00:21:03,200 You get this and this getting a Twizzlers and some this and slushy 466 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,740 and slushy red mix with blue. 467 00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:08,480 Oh, man. You remember when he's going through 468 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:11,220 he's chasing the fake kick ass. Yeah. 469 00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:14,660 And kick ass gets like a couple high fives and he's like high fives. 470 00:21:14,660 --> 00:21:17,160 What the fuck is this high five motherfucker? 471 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:20,260 I'll give you a high five. High five your mother. 472 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,840 You really went OK. 473 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:25,900 Mark Strong is so good. 474 00:21:25,900 --> 00:21:28,880 I keep thinking that he and Cage had another movie overlap, 475 00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:32,480 but it's because I keep mixing it up with the dude that was in the Humanity Bureau. 476 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:35,240 Oh, yeah. Definitely not the same guy. 477 00:21:35,540 --> 00:21:37,880 The guy's wait, Matt Damon. 478 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:41,060 Different. You're going to have a different humanity. 479 00:21:41,060 --> 00:21:42,360 There are different things. 480 00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:44,520 Who was in that? You're thinking of this cage was. 481 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:47,980 And I know what you're thinking of a different humanity or a different 482 00:21:47,980 --> 00:21:52,420 beer, humanity report that now it was a bureau something. 483 00:21:52,460 --> 00:21:53,260 Yeah, it was a beer. 484 00:21:53,260 --> 00:21:55,020 Something might have just been the bureau. 485 00:21:55,020 --> 00:21:57,860 So what do we think in terms of the Venn diagram? 486 00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:02,200 Good cage, bad cage, good movie, bad movie, good, bad, bad, good, bad, bad, good, bad. 487 00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:07,740 Well, again, man, Nick Cage made the movie better. 488 00:22:07,780 --> 00:22:08,800 Yeah, every way. 489 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:10,480 And he should have been in there more. 490 00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:12,480 Also, one of his best death scenes to date. 491 00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:14,020 Oh, absolutely. Good Lord. 492 00:22:14,020 --> 00:22:16,180 I like burning and shit. 493 00:22:16,220 --> 00:22:17,220 He's yes, he's. 494 00:22:17,220 --> 00:22:18,480 Oh, that's true. 495 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:20,280 Kryptonite. 496 00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:22,620 Kryptonite. Oh, my. 497 00:22:23,060 --> 00:22:26,360 That's the delivery still hurts me. 498 00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:27,600 I don't like that at all. 499 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:31,540 I remember when I saw it the first time, it's just like, couldn't you prioritize 500 00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:34,500 like putting out daddy fire first? 501 00:22:34,500 --> 00:22:37,140 Like, that's what I tell my kids if I'm going to teach him anything. 502 00:22:37,140 --> 00:22:39,540 If daddy's on fire, pee on him. 503 00:22:39,540 --> 00:22:41,840 Daddy's on fire and kill everybody. 504 00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:44,520 I mean, what the hell for the schools were around them. 505 00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:49,480 She could have at least not be burned and knocked him out of the fiery area. 506 00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:52,020 Right. Just not the chair back burning underneath him. 507 00:22:52,060 --> 00:22:52,860 Yeah, I do. 508 00:22:52,860 --> 00:22:53,580 And then you start. 509 00:22:53,580 --> 00:22:57,900 I do like the doom style first person like night vision, like, oh, no murder scene. 510 00:22:57,900 --> 00:22:59,820 Little the little girl murder scene. 511 00:22:59,820 --> 00:23:01,860 Yes, whenever she was killing people. 512 00:23:01,860 --> 00:23:03,600 Great. Yeah. Her fight. 513 00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:06,340 Mark Strong, like just like, oh, man, that is a child. 514 00:23:06,340 --> 00:23:08,440 Like when he just like grabs you by the throat and she's like 515 00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:10,280 dangling two feet off the ground. 516 00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:11,980 Oh, it's while getting punched. 517 00:23:11,980 --> 00:23:14,640 It's the reality of the situation. 518 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:16,340 She's just a little girl. 519 00:23:16,340 --> 00:23:18,380 Yeah, but then he's a Mark Strong man. 520 00:23:18,380 --> 00:23:20,440 Oh, eventually you're going to hit back. 521 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:23,520 Oh, man. In the comics, though, like when Hit Girl gets captured, like 522 00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:25,820 they take a tenderizer to her face. 523 00:23:25,980 --> 00:23:28,120 I'm not familiar with the source material. 524 00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:31,320 It's again, I remember enjoying it when I read it and I read it 525 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:32,520 before the movie came out. 526 00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:34,460 So I'm sure my opinions will have changed. 527 00:23:34,460 --> 00:23:35,560 But also John Amita Jr. 528 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:37,660 Drew it, who did all the art for the movie. 529 00:23:37,660 --> 00:23:41,260 And I absolutely love John Amita Jr. I think Good Cage. 530 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:43,300 I'm going to say Good Movie. Good Cage. 531 00:23:43,300 --> 00:23:45,000 Fine movie. Oh, what? 532 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,400 I definitely say Good Cage. 533 00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:49,660 Fine movie. OK, good, good movie. 534 00:23:49,660 --> 00:23:52,840 Those those quintessential cage moments of him screaming, 535 00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:57,440 him just being wacky for no reason, just introducing character traits 536 00:23:57,440 --> 00:24:00,680 that maybe nobody asked for, you know, all good things. 537 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:06,120 If this movie was on TV and I came across it on or near a scene 538 00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:07,980 with Nicolas Cage, I would watch it. 539 00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:13,120 But if I was just scrolling through and it was just like kick ass 540 00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:16,800 talking about stuff, I might just come back later. 541 00:24:17,100 --> 00:24:19,020 Right. That's not what's going to grab you. 542 00:24:19,020 --> 00:24:19,820 Yeah, no. 543 00:24:19,820 --> 00:24:22,660 So it's not enough reason to stop and watch the movie. 544 00:24:22,940 --> 00:24:24,300 But Nicolas Cage would be. 545 00:24:24,300 --> 00:24:27,780 I do want to point out one difference between the movie and the comic. 546 00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:31,040 And the comic would make more sense with the Adam West presentation. 547 00:24:31,380 --> 00:24:34,920 Because in the comic, he's just like a weird super fan, 548 00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:36,480 like weird comic fan. 549 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:38,320 And when Nicolas Cage's character. 550 00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:39,460 Yeah. Big Daddy. 551 00:24:39,460 --> 00:24:42,280 And when like D'Amico's people like finally capture him 552 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,860 and they like open up like his bag of guns, 553 00:24:44,860 --> 00:24:47,020 it is just like first edition Spider-Man's. 554 00:24:47,020 --> 00:24:48,100 Like he's not a cop. 555 00:24:48,100 --> 00:24:50,460 He has no like crime fighting history. 556 00:24:50,620 --> 00:24:53,300 He's just a fucking guy who wanted to be a superhero. 557 00:24:53,500 --> 00:24:56,440 The cop angle, I think, makes more sense for how deadly he actually is. 558 00:24:56,740 --> 00:24:59,800 Yeah, it makes more sense for this movie, or at least makes it more fun. 559 00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:03,640 It was strange that he was watercolor painting 560 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:05,980 all of the good at it, too. Yeah. 561 00:25:05,980 --> 00:25:07,880 And that's all John Amita Junior. 562 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:12,980 But yeah, how often do you have somebody write their confession in comic form? 563 00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:18,560 But when Marcus shows up at the at the safe house, Marcus reads the comic 564 00:25:18,820 --> 00:25:20,860 that is the origin of Big Daddy and Hit Girl. 565 00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:24,260 Not only did you write a confession, you illustrated it and water colored it. 566 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:27,360 Yeah. Here's a storyboard. 567 00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:28,640 And then it's going to get burned. 568 00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:30,960 And then later on, Hit Girl just reading it. 569 00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:32,540 Mindy's just reading it. 570 00:25:32,540 --> 00:25:36,000 Oh, Big Daddy. Big Daddy. Big Daddy. 571 00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:38,520 Oh, I hate it. I hate it so much. 572 00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:41,820 I'm going to send you a Christmas card this year and be like, 573 00:25:42,180 --> 00:25:44,380 Merry Christmas, Big Daddy. 574 00:25:44,380 --> 00:25:46,680 Oh, no. Rachel's going to be so confused. 575 00:25:48,060 --> 00:25:52,860 And it'll just be a picture of me and Sean laying on a bed like looking at hamsters. 576 00:25:52,900 --> 00:25:56,100 Yeah. Gazing lovely at guinea pigs. 577 00:25:56,260 --> 00:26:00,300 I don't know. Just just a watercolor Nick Cage face with that mustache would be. 578 00:26:00,340 --> 00:26:02,200 That's all I need. Would be just fine. 579 00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:05,640 That gets me over the edge every time. 580 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:08,600 Hmm. And then Big Daddy. 581 00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:11,480 OK, how do we wrap that one up? 582 00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:13,820 Yeah, that that wrapped itself up. 583 00:26:13,820 --> 00:26:15,240 Yeah, I think we're good then. 584 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,920 Yeah. Cut right in the middle of one of those big daddies. 585 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:21,160 Big Daddy. Oh, God. 586 00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:24,120 OK, thank you all for listening. 587 00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:26,260 Tell them about the Patreon daddy. 588 00:26:26,460 --> 00:26:31,160 No. OK, if you want to support us on Patreon, you can find us at Cage Match. 589 00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:34,820 Thank you to our Sparkle buddies, Josh, Sean, Josie, Rico, Matt and Adam 590 00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:39,800 and our cage dancers, Ira, Freeman, John and Lance. 591 00:26:39,940 --> 00:26:44,000 And yeah, if you want to chat with us at all and call us 592 00:26:44,900 --> 00:26:47,940 Big Daddy Daddy, 593 00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:51,840 you can chat with us on Friday at Cage Match pod or Instagram 594 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:55,180 at Cage underscore match underscore pod. 595 00:26:55,180 --> 00:26:57,380 Big Daddy. Big Daddy. 596 00:26:58,220 --> 00:26:59,220 Indeed. 597 00:26:59,220 --> 00:27:02,080 And everybody biggest that is. 598 00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:16,340 That sounds like a John Grisham book, the Bureau. 599 00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:17,660 I think it probably was. 600 00:27:17,660 --> 00:27:19,840 No, that was the firm. 601 00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:21,840 The firm, what? 602 00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:23,880 Oh, nice. 603 00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:25,340 The firm Pelicans briefs. 604 00:27:25,340 --> 00:27:30,340 Yeah, nice.