1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,680 Oh, God. Oh, my God. 2 00:00:12,760 --> 00:00:16,320 As soon as it starts like crying, which is immediately right. 3 00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:18,240 You start planning how to get rid of it. 4 00:00:18,240 --> 00:00:19,240 You. Yeah. 5 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:23,080 I know this because I'm a child 6 00:00:23,080 --> 00:00:26,080 bearer. You once 7 00:00:26,080 --> 00:00:28,840 I bear children. You once were a child, at least. 8 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:31,120 Yeah. And my parents couldn't get rid. 9 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:32,680 You couldn't get rid of me fast enough. 10 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:33,880 Sure enough. 11 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:37,080 Welcome back to Cage match, Cohen, a roundabout way of meeting Nicholas Cage. 12 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:41,840 I am your host, Sean, here with my cohost Nick and our producer. 13 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:43,000 Peter, hello. 14 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,240 And this week we're doing something a little different. 15 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:47,840 We're going to talk about the movie G Force. 16 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:51,080 Welcome. Welcome back, Shay. 17 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:52,080 Thank you. 18 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:54,560 I'm so glad to be back. 19 00:00:54,560 --> 00:00:56,200 Why were you here last time? 20 00:00:56,200 --> 00:01:01,120 I was talking to you about some Nicholas Cage movie 21 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:04,560 attraction was Sally girl. 22 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:05,560 No, I know. 23 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:09,960 Hello, way to ruin the comedy, Peter. 24 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:11,040 God, sorry. 25 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:13,760 You know, we usually reserve that for me. 26 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:15,600 Big joke explainer. 27 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:18,360 She's yeah, that's what I was doing. 28 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:22,160 Talking about Weatherman and girl with all that Kim or Shelley. 29 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:24,440 Poor show. Shelly was a badass. 30 00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:26,640 She was a badass. I'm a stand for Shelley. 31 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:29,640 I mean, but what was that for that tone? 32 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:31,760 What was the song for? 33 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:33,240 What was the song from Valley Girl? 34 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:36,360 Get it, girl. Oh, is your boyfriend. 35 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:37,920 Joey, are you gay? 36 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:38,920 Joey, are you gay? 37 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:39,680 It's queer. 38 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:41,160 Oh, Joey, are you queer? 39 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:41,960 Yeah. 40 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:44,320 Joey, are you queer boy? 41 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:46,680 Something, something. 42 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:48,680 We're here, boy. 43 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:49,320 Sounds right. 44 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:52,760 The only rhyme I've got for you are you queer boy? 45 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:55,320 Why are you so weird? 46 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:57,200 Thank you. 47 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:58,040 Yeah, there we go. 48 00:01:58,040 --> 00:02:00,120 Speaking of Rears, 49 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,640 guinea pigs, G Force. 50 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:03,680 Yeah, that's terrible. 51 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:05,520 All right. I accept it. 52 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:08,080 Is it not a segue? 53 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:09,680 No, no. 54 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:11,760 I still don't know what segues are. 55 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:12,840 Doesn't matter. 56 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:17,200 Shay, those like scooter things that dumb people fly around on. 57 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:18,760 Did you guys ever ride on a segway? 58 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:20,720 No, never ridden a segway. 59 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:22,200 And now they've all been outlawed. 60 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:23,760 Yeah, they're definitely gone. 61 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:25,240 My friend really. 62 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:25,920 Oh, yeah. 63 00:02:25,920 --> 00:02:26,920 Segues are going. 64 00:02:26,920 --> 00:02:31,360 My friend in high school, his mom got them like a family segway to her. 65 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:33,160 And then his sister didn't want to go. 66 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:35,400 So he was like, do you want to go ride a segway around? 67 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:37,760 It's like, fuck, yeah, I do. 68 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:39,040 Then they made you wear a helmet. 69 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:40,040 Well, we had to wear the helmet. 70 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:41,920 We had to do like the safety training. 71 00:02:41,920 --> 00:02:44,400 The whole point of segues is you can't fall off. 72 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,760 Right. And then our president showed you showed you could. 73 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:49,640 Everyone can. 74 00:02:49,640 --> 00:02:52,080 So they pivoted to you shant to fall off. 75 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:54,160 No one may ride a segway. 76 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:54,560 Yeah. 77 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:57,880 I have tried to ride one of those 78 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:00,840 like hoverboard things. 79 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:03,440 Yeah. The way worse experience. 80 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:04,680 I hated that. Yeah. 81 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:10,040 I got on it and like my whole body just like was a big wiggly noodle. 82 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:13,480 And then I fell off backwards and then all these kids laughed at me. 83 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:14,720 And it was a family reunion. 84 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:17,200 So I have to see them all the time. 85 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:19,200 That's scary. 86 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:22,120 So don't don't try to ride one of those for the first time 87 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:24,040 when you're like 37 years old. 88 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:27,040 Yeah. Family or in front of your coworkers. 89 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:31,440 Like this person did at my old place of business and the offices. 90 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:33,440 There wasn't a whole lot of people there that day. 91 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:36,240 And she broke her fucking ankle. 92 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:37,960 That's amazing. 93 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:42,080 And then all of a sudden there were new rules at the office. 94 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:43,240 The following week. 95 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:46,240 This is like in high school when Healy's were a thing for like a week. 96 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:46,880 Yeah. 97 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:49,320 But you were in high school when he was a thing. 98 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:50,200 That's cute. 99 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:52,240 I think we're all the same age, roughly. 100 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:54,640 And why were he was a thing when you were in high school? 101 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:55,920 People had Healy's. 102 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:59,720 I don't know that I recall Healy's being a thing in high school. 103 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:02,960 You just people like strapped two wheels to the outside of their shoes. 104 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:06,480 I mean, I know I guess wearing roller skates. 105 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:09,640 I graduated a year late because I failed the first grade. 106 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:11,360 Oh, that's what it's just that year. 107 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:12,200 That one year. 108 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:13,280 So I agree. 109 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:15,200 I joined a no three. Fair enough. 110 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:17,360 So G Force, sell us on this movie. 111 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:18,840 Voice cast. 112 00:04:18,840 --> 00:04:20,720 You've got four guinea pigs. 113 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:22,120 You've got four guinea pigs. 114 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:23,280 You've got a mole. 115 00:04:23,280 --> 00:04:25,160 Wait, there were four guinea pigs. 116 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:26,640 John Favreau was the fourth. 117 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:28,600 OK, he's the add on. 118 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:30,800 So you got you got Sam Rockwell as Darwin. 119 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,400 You've got Tracy Morgan as Blaster. 120 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:35,840 Jesus, that really dates this this movie. 121 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:38,760 And then Penelope Cruz's Juarez, which 122 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:41,520 that you're going to say, Juarez, 123 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:44,720 was like, God damn, Zach Galifianakis is their human handler. 124 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:49,600 Yeah, you've got John Favreau's Hurley and then Nick Cage is 125 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:52,720 really the one who steals the show. 126 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:53,760 Speckles the mole. 127 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:56,400 Speckles with a voice. 128 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:59,080 With a full voice. 129 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:04,280 Yeah, and he's kind of like the techie, you know, let me find out where all the things are. 130 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:07,040 That was basically pretty good. 131 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:07,760 Yeah. Yeah. 132 00:05:07,760 --> 00:05:10,920 Also, Bill Nighy's in this movie and we'll learn it and we'll learn it. 133 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:13,480 And everybody has a forgettable role. 134 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:14,640 Yeah. And Steve Buscemi. 135 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:16,880 There was so many as a hamster. 136 00:05:17,280 --> 00:05:18,240 Yeah. Why? 137 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:20,720 Bucky, a very aggressive hamster. 138 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:25,680 Why not? Why not have Steve Buscemi play an aggressive hamster named Bucky? 139 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:27,480 I don't know. I'm mad at Steve Buscemi because he's taking 140 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,120 good work away from Jason Alexander in this film. 141 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:32,920 That's true. 142 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:37,000 I thought you were going to bring up Conair again. 143 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,880 No, I love Conair. 144 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:40,520 The records will show. 145 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:42,320 I absolutely love that movie. 146 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:43,680 You just hate Steve Buscemi. 147 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:45,040 Just Garland Green. 148 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,440 Garland Green did nothing wrong. 149 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:48,960 So, OK, apparently he's walking free. 150 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:50,840 That's right. 151 00:05:50,840 --> 00:05:55,080 All right. I mean, basically a bunch of guinea pigs 152 00:05:55,080 --> 00:06:00,640 were like working for the FBI, some kind of federal, some crap. 153 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:06,160 And they're like agents and they're guinea pigs and they're smart 154 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:08,440 and they're trying to do all this stuff. 155 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:12,960 And then they have to like go into like basically 156 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:16,640 they get shut down and then they're still trying to save the world 157 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:19,400 from some crazy shit going on. 158 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:21,040 Microwaves. 159 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:21,680 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 160 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:24,120 There's like appliances that are involved here. 161 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:27,120 Right. Bill Nye owns this like appliance company 162 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:30,240 and he wants to be the top appliance company in the fucking world. 163 00:06:30,280 --> 00:06:35,480 Right. It turns out these appliances are more than just appliances. 164 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:37,080 Smart appliances. 165 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:40,480 They're extra smart and they do, you know, 166 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:44,360 horrible things and violent things and trying to like eradicate. 167 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:46,280 But not a single sexy thing. 168 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:48,880 Humans are not because it is a PG movie. 169 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:51,120 Like, I want to remember that, too. 170 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:54,080 This is which is why it's a PG movie where they shoot 171 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:57,480 like spinning blades at the main character and stuff. 172 00:06:57,840 --> 00:07:01,640 And like it's a constant threat of like annihilating. 173 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:04,240 Oh, they're going to microwave one of the characters. Yeah. 174 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:07,440 Yeah. I mean, they show like, well, yeah. 175 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:10,320 And not to mention one character gets thrown in a dump truck 176 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:11,840 and crushed and crushed. 177 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:16,320 Yeah. And not to mention like the weird, cool sexual tension 178 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:18,040 between two guinea pigs. 179 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:19,640 Why does anybody worry? 180 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:20,840 Can you make three? 181 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:23,880 Well, in the first time, like when they blaster and they come 182 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:27,720 when Juarez comes in with blaster in the scuba gear 183 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:31,680 and does the classic like spinning head 184 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:35,960 head like drying off the hair, but it's the full body and like for toss. 185 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:37,120 Yeah. I'm like, 186 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:40,240 wait, what kind of grunt was that? 187 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:42,640 Oh, I don't know if I like that either. 188 00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:45,080 I don't like that face either. 189 00:07:45,080 --> 00:07:46,040 I have to shit. 190 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:48,440 Oh, it's a patient. 191 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:50,680 As long as it's not like the horniness coming out, 192 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:53,760 this is the wrong time for you to tell me that you're a furry 193 00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:57,000 and to clarify, there's never a right time. 194 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:58,640 That's a line I'm going to draw on the sand. 195 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:00,240 And I'm sorry to that community. 196 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:01,240 And that's really 197 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:04,280 don't be a furry. Don't be a plushie. 198 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:06,080 But actually, you know what? 199 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:08,080 Be a furry. Be a plushie. 200 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:10,480 Just don't come at me with that. 201 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:11,840 Do your thing. 202 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:13,040 Do it up. 203 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:14,400 Just don't come at me. 204 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:17,560 But anyway, back to getting to our cartoons. 205 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:23,160 I actually surprisingly enjoyed it because 206 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:25,280 it's just this hour and a half long movie. 207 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:26,280 It's not very long. 208 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:29,800 They I mean, which I still think is too long for children. 209 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:34,720 But it was surprisingly like entertaining the whole way through. 210 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:38,920 You know, there were maybe some action sequences. 211 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:41,160 I was less like, OK. 212 00:08:41,160 --> 00:08:44,800 And you could definitely tell that they all recorded their audio 213 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:47,840 separately from one another because nothing was like 214 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:50,920 no one was reacting to anyone's emotions. 215 00:08:50,920 --> 00:08:55,240 But for a little PG movie about some guinea pigs doing things, 216 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:56,320 I thought it was pretty good. 217 00:08:56,320 --> 00:09:02,120 And the twist, which we will talk about, I'm sure the shocker moment. 218 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:05,960 I seriously I know I'm dumb, but I wasn't. 219 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:07,200 I didn't see it coming. 220 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:09,040 Oh, I pegged surprise. 221 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:10,200 The speckle surprise. 222 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:14,720 I did not. I picked I I called that shot from like minute five. 223 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:16,600 You also wasn't trying to call. 224 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:20,120 But well, yeah, so that's what my note says. 225 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:23,840 Wait, I didn't know the mole was the mole. 226 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:26,840 Wow, I'm dumb. That's what it said. 227 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:30,160 Well, because it's like it's minute like seven of the film 228 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:35,080 when they're going over the files that Darwin steals and speckles like, 229 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:36,960 it's not here. 230 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:39,400 And I'm like, speckles, it's a you're just fucking with them. 231 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:40,680 You're the bad guy. 232 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:43,760 I was I was mildly drunk and just trying to be shitty about a kids movie. 233 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:48,040 And then come the end of the film like, hmm, well, all right. 234 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:50,400 I 100% had the same reaction. 235 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:51,840 I was like, this is bad. 236 00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:54,800 But I am also a little drunk and having kind of a good time. 237 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:57,040 I was probably pretty so. 238 00:09:57,040 --> 00:09:59,040 They're really enjoyed my time with this film. 239 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:01,680 Yeah, I watched it and I didn't I was with. 240 00:10:01,680 --> 00:10:03,840 Yeah, I didn't like catch that until later. 241 00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:07,160 But my brain was actively trying not to watch the movie. 242 00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:09,200 The brain was trying to escape your head. Yeah. 243 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:12,560 So let me just let it all happen in front of me. 244 00:10:12,560 --> 00:10:15,640 And I wasn't really pretty much thought into it at all. 245 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:18,800 I was just kind of letting things unfold. 246 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:22,520 Let G force happen to you. 247 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:28,400 I do want to say I did appreciate that the big rennet like the big 248 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:31,480 shake up to the system that Bill Nighy's character, 249 00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:35,240 like the Sabre brand was going to bring to everything was like your coffee. 250 00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:38,400 Your coffee maker will have a computer in it that will tell 251 00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:41,160 tell the store window or do you new coffee? 252 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:43,600 Yeah, which is essentially what Amazon does now. 253 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:46,040 Yeah. Yeah. Or those smart fridges that are. Yeah. 254 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:48,400 Yeah. Hey, you need milk. Yeah. 255 00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:52,040 Careful, the smart fridges are about to come alive. 256 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:54,800 That's why I don't own any smart technology. 257 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:58,840 Just dumps a lot of pointy shit in them. Apparently just dumb stuff. 258 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:01,040 The smartest thing I have is my probably my PlayStation. 259 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:04,000 And I keep a hammer like right next to it just so it knows what's up. 260 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:06,680 It's hard to me was to point out your iPhone. 261 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:09,880 No, no, it's not mine. That's his. 262 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:12,320 He technically owns it. It's true. Yeah. 263 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,720 I'm on Peter's family plan. 264 00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:17,840 You're paying it off eventually. I paid you this month. Yeah, you did. 265 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:22,520 Yeah, that's why we get together now to just reconcile bills. 266 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:24,080 This is about strong. 267 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:26,120 And then I'm just here. 268 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:28,120 So G4. 269 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:30,960 It's a children's movie. 270 00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:32,200 Just like this podcast. 271 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:36,000 So it's a Bruckheimer movie and Disney, which is what I think is so funny 272 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,560 about this entire thing, it's like it was also 3D. 273 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:44,400 OK, so the the animation in this is God awful. 274 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:47,720 It's it's talking animals, but it's so like there's no way 275 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:49,240 to have good talking animals. 276 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:51,640 OK, so the main character. 277 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:54,280 Unless it's air, but Darwin, but don't air, but ever talk. 278 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:56,720 Now, this is an air, but podcast dunks. 279 00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:59,400 He just dunks. Fuck you. Or plays hockey or soccer. 280 00:11:59,560 --> 00:12:02,400 I don't know. But he never boxes. 281 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:04,240 Well, are we talking about one or air? 282 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:07,200 There was never the air, but boxing movie. 283 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:11,840 Darwin is the worst culprit of bad animation 284 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:14,480 because every other hamster seems to have like or guinea pig. 285 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:18,180 It seems to have like an attempt at natural like fur and hair. 286 00:12:18,540 --> 00:12:22,620 But he's just like this weird, smooth, like textured lizard. 287 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:24,820 He's got some hair. I disagree. 288 00:12:24,820 --> 00:12:26,320 There was some texture. 289 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:28,780 I was noticing I was actually. 290 00:12:28,780 --> 00:12:30,880 Did you think you could just reach out and pet him? 291 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,480 You're like, I fucking believe it. 292 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:34,000 I mean, I believe in you. 293 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,320 Were you watching in 3D? 294 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:39,800 I in my mind, I was it was definitely just popping right out. 295 00:12:40,340 --> 00:12:42,100 No, I'm not talking about anyone's. 296 00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:45,240 So all of you can shut right now. 297 00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:48,540 I don't even know why we get together on this podcast. 298 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:50,680 I just come here for the conversation. 299 00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:52,480 I'm talking about this. What are we even here for? 300 00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:55,540 Yeah, I don't know. 301 00:12:55,540 --> 00:13:01,220 I'm not an animation snob, so I just really enjoyed. 302 00:13:01,220 --> 00:13:05,160 I didn't. Nothing was like glitchy or weird or looked funky to me that way. 303 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:08,400 And I just thought he was a short haired guinea pig. 304 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:10,660 And the other ones were different. 305 00:13:10,660 --> 00:13:15,500 So it didn't really that I never really actually had another thought about the hair. 306 00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:17,360 So that might just be you. 307 00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:21,500 The animation was not offensive to me, except for the fact that they animated 308 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:24,580 animals talking. Yeah, I mean, that maybe I only. 309 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:27,240 I just like all my animals talk for real. 310 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,640 Clearly, you don't enjoy drugs are nice. Yeah. 311 00:13:31,180 --> 00:13:33,620 So I don't like fun. Yeah. 312 00:13:33,620 --> 00:13:35,480 Yeah, that's what I just said. 313 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:37,860 John Favreau's character, I fucking hated. 314 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:39,260 Yeah, early was rough. 315 00:13:39,260 --> 00:13:42,020 Oh, yeah. Well, he's just there as like a fart joke. 316 00:13:42,020 --> 00:13:44,200 Yeah. System. He was there for the kids. 317 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:47,500 He wasn't there with like the the high level spy thriller. 318 00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:48,900 We were all there for. 319 00:13:48,900 --> 00:13:51,140 I'm talking highbrow stuff. Yeah. So 320 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:55,840 I guess what I really like, though, is that there was just so many big 321 00:13:55,840 --> 00:14:00,340 celebrities in this, which I always love about any kind of film with animated 322 00:14:00,620 --> 00:14:07,480 elements and not all of the big movie stars were the animated characters. 323 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:10,260 So, you know, like you said, Zach Galifianakis and Will Arnett. 324 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:12,660 This would have been early Galifianakis, though. 325 00:14:12,660 --> 00:14:17,660 He wasn't really great at being like the like a sentimental dude. 326 00:14:18,060 --> 00:14:22,400 I mean, I guess, you know, he was he was all right for the role, I suppose. 327 00:14:22,900 --> 00:14:24,700 He was to draw the adult. 328 00:14:24,700 --> 00:14:27,480 He was a human in a human role. 329 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,940 Yeah. And that's about all he provided. 330 00:14:29,940 --> 00:14:31,000 And he fulfilled that. 331 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:35,740 OK, so the counterpoint is is Marcy, his like assistant 332 00:14:35,740 --> 00:14:40,940 who doesn't satisfy anything other than she was a woman. 333 00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:44,080 Is Marcy just an assistant name? 334 00:14:44,420 --> 00:14:48,480 Has there ever been a lead named Marcy or ever a lead Marcy? 335 00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:50,860 I mean, there's Marcy's playground. 336 00:14:50,860 --> 00:14:55,060 But that's a band. And three decades ago, there was Marcy Darcy, 337 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:57,660 the foil to Al Bundy and married with children. 338 00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:00,000 I'm going to just do a throwback. 339 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,940 But she wasn't a lead. 340 00:15:00,940 --> 00:15:03,840 Our conversation earlier at dinner about peanuts, 341 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:07,100 and that there's Marcy the second to Peppermint Patty. 342 00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:08,580 So I'm just a second. 343 00:15:08,580 --> 00:15:12,220 I guess I'm agreeing with you that I don't know, because that's the Marcia. 344 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:14,520 There might not be a top dog. 345 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:18,820 Marcy Marcy's are always the system. 346 00:15:18,820 --> 00:15:20,620 Yes, always the bright side. 347 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:26,420 If you ever want your child to rise up to the middle name of Marcy Marcy. Yeah. 348 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,960 She's mediocrity. 349 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:31,700 She's Marcy. 350 00:15:31,700 --> 00:15:35,800 Mm hmm. She's going to have two jobs in her 40s. 351 00:15:37,540 --> 00:15:38,600 Marcy. 352 00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:43,300 OK, so the other thing that I really do want to talk about is the Nick Cage voice. 353 00:15:43,340 --> 00:15:47,120 Oh, yeah. Speckles voice is a fucking choice. 354 00:15:47,140 --> 00:15:49,320 So I don't know what you're talking about. 355 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:51,860 So Peter and I talked about this briefly, or I'm like, 356 00:15:51,860 --> 00:15:54,020 oh, that's an unrecognizable Nick Cage role. 357 00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:58,120 And Peter pointed out, like, not unless you've seen Peggy Sue got married. 358 00:15:58,620 --> 00:16:01,220 Yeah, it's almost like the same. 359 00:16:01,220 --> 00:16:05,900 I mean, he had a he had a great idea for a character in the 80s 360 00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:10,600 that is shot down by literally everyone and kept his uncle 361 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,400 from ever working with him again. 362 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:15,040 But he perfected it to play Speckles the mole. Yeah. 363 00:16:15,780 --> 00:16:18,340 Get that Disney money because then he did national treasure movies 364 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:20,440 and Sorcerer's Apprentice. 365 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:23,340 Yeah, I do want to say I did appreciate a Brockheimer film 366 00:16:23,340 --> 00:16:27,580 that wasn't three hours long, but it did have an obligatory red, white and blue. 367 00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:29,620 Go America. 368 00:16:29,620 --> 00:16:32,220 Did it have a rap? This seems like something that would have had a rap. 369 00:16:32,220 --> 00:16:35,560 It should have. I mean, Tracy Morgan was in it like we could have had a rap. 370 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,900 Well, it's Tracy Morgan rap. 371 00:16:37,900 --> 00:16:40,960 More specifically, if you count all the Black Eyed Peas songs 372 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:43,100 in the soundtrack, there are some rap. 373 00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:46,380 I suppose one Black Eyed Peas song that they play not saying Black Eyed Peas 374 00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:51,340 a rap, but that they speak their verses sometimes in their song. 375 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:53,880 I mean, someone's got to pay Will. 376 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:56,120 I am come at us, Black Eyed Peas. 377 00:16:56,620 --> 00:16:58,360 They must have sponsored that fucking movie 378 00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:00,620 because there's definitely work. 379 00:17:00,660 --> 00:17:02,960 We were keeping track of the songs in here. 380 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:04,560 We're like, OK, I got a feeling. OK. 381 00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:06,060 And then, oh, I got a feeling again. 382 00:17:06,060 --> 00:17:07,960 OK. Oh, Black Eyed Peas again. 383 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,200 Oh, but it's boom boom pow. OK. OK. 384 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:12,360 And then, oh, boom boom pow again. 385 00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:16,100 And then they went into something else that also played twice 386 00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:19,440 that isn't Black Eyed Peas, but set similar sound to it. 387 00:17:19,740 --> 00:17:22,540 And then the end credits were Black Eyed Peas again. 388 00:17:22,540 --> 00:17:26,080 And that is pretty much all the music you got. 389 00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:29,520 Is this movie for Galicious? 390 00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:32,120 Does it make the boys go loco? 391 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:38,220 I just I just I just said that to get this look at a neck and it worked. 392 00:17:38,460 --> 00:17:40,900 Yeah, that works well for a podcast. 393 00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:44,900 We're a physical comedy podcast. 394 00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:48,380 Really, if you want to see what this podcast is like, 395 00:17:48,380 --> 00:17:50,780 you have to log into my toilet cams here. 396 00:17:52,580 --> 00:17:53,640 Then you really know. 397 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,940 Currently, the only ones Peters allowed me to install in his house. 398 00:17:57,580 --> 00:18:00,280 Allowed or not know of or assisted. 399 00:18:03,180 --> 00:18:06,420 So what so much like the toilet cam. 400 00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:09,460 This movie is awful. 401 00:18:09,460 --> 00:18:13,460 So this does this does know this movie does stand out for one particular reason. 402 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:16,560 And it's a rare turn where Nick Cage plays a villain. 403 00:18:16,940 --> 00:18:19,400 I think we've seen like maybe this two or three times. 404 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:21,700 Yeah. Yeah. And his illustrious career. 405 00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:26,100 Mm hmm. He also like he learns his lesson real quick because kids film. 406 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:29,600 He turns around on the entire thing rapidly. 407 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:31,000 Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. 408 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,980 I can't be bad. Being bad is bad. 409 00:18:35,020 --> 00:18:39,880 My notes say a 10 second speech about family makes speckles have a change. 410 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:44,220 Yeah, he's clearly watched Fast and the Furious. 411 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:46,360 Every like I love it. 412 00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:49,760 Every bit of like moral weight 413 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:53,260 or like anything that like really should take like a real 414 00:18:53,860 --> 00:18:57,500 the character moment is over in like four seconds. 415 00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:00,800 It's like, oh, Darwin, you're my brother. 416 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,900 No, I'm not. Oh, shit, I am. OK. 417 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:08,680 I mean, I guess that is where the PG kids movie comes in because kids, 418 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:12,320 they're not there to sit through the complexities 419 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:16,480 of the relationships between the getting there for black eyed peas. 420 00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:19,820 They are there for black eyed peas and that boom boom pow. 421 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:22,320 I got that boo boo pow. Yeah. 422 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:24,980 What an awful time in American history. 423 00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:29,920 I also have a note here that just says 424 00:19:30,260 --> 00:19:34,460 I can't stop laughing at the parts that are supposed to be heartwarming. 425 00:19:35,660 --> 00:19:36,900 Yeah, it's true. 426 00:19:36,900 --> 00:19:38,900 It was just silly. It was a silliness. 427 00:19:38,900 --> 00:19:42,940 But again, I was thoroughly entertained and I definitely wrote down 428 00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:46,800 several quotes from Speckles that were quite good. 429 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:49,640 I don't know. This is, you know, the informant. 430 00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:50,740 I'm also doing close. 431 00:19:50,740 --> 00:19:53,480 I don't know. You have you have the voice of a speckles. 432 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:56,720 Why don't you give us a couple of those wrinkles from Speckle on me? 433 00:19:57,520 --> 00:19:59,920 I created an army of robotic appliances 434 00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:02,760 and they created an array of electromagnetic nodes. 435 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:07,760 Nodes capable of pulling down all the space jump orbiting planet 436 00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:10,160 and driving every human underground. 437 00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:12,260 Nodes. 438 00:20:12,260 --> 00:20:14,260 When he says nodes like that, I 439 00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:19,400 shit my pants. I was laughing so hard. 440 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:21,540 It's like what? I had to rewind it. 441 00:20:21,540 --> 00:20:24,180 No, no. 442 00:20:25,980 --> 00:20:29,540 Whoa. Did you take a crap while you were saying that or what? 443 00:20:29,540 --> 00:20:32,420 Because it sounds like, oh, 444 00:20:32,420 --> 00:20:34,580 you have our new outro for season two. 445 00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:40,360 Now it's my turn to do a little pest control. 446 00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:43,260 Oh, yeah. The lines are terrible. 447 00:20:43,260 --> 00:20:45,940 The writing is terrible. The directing is terrible. 448 00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:47,000 Sam Rockwell's pretty good. 449 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,800 Sam Rockwell's fine. 450 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:51,680 Except when he says Yippee Ki-Yay, coffee maker. 451 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:56,540 So, Nick, this will probably make you happy, but I don't know if you know this, 452 00:20:56,540 --> 00:21:02,280 but the director of this point, Yeatman, has no other directorial credits. Good. 453 00:21:03,420 --> 00:21:06,620 OK, wait, there is one thing that I have to talk about, 454 00:21:06,620 --> 00:21:09,060 and I just need to know if anyone else 455 00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:13,500 you should have this whole thing with I have one thing to talk about. OK. 456 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:16,560 It's going to save me a lot of trouble. 457 00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:18,740 What's the night? What's the first bill? 458 00:21:18,740 --> 00:21:20,300 No, thank you. OK. 459 00:21:20,300 --> 00:21:22,800 In the beginning, there's 460 00:21:23,540 --> 00:21:27,340 when they're doing the whole beginning sequence and they have their little fly 461 00:21:27,380 --> 00:21:30,240 friend who's a little flying, not much to fly. 462 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:33,480 And he's flying around getting, you know, all the intel or whatever. 463 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:37,820 And he flies into Bill Nye's nostril. 464 00:21:37,820 --> 00:21:43,920 And then Bill Nye, he decides to take two fingers and hold them up. 465 00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:47,700 Now, I just everybody listening, just take two fingers and hold them up 466 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,600 and then look at your hand like the fingers are together, 467 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,500 not like a peace sign, but they're together. 468 00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:55,640 OK, now you are you're all thinking things right now. 469 00:21:55,900 --> 00:21:58,380 But he just takes these fingers just like that. 470 00:21:58,580 --> 00:22:04,940 And he decides to swat at his nose and face just with those two fingers like that. 471 00:22:04,940 --> 00:22:11,380 He just goes like in front of his nose like that a few times with his two eye. 472 00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:16,980 I that broke my brain. 473 00:22:16,980 --> 00:22:20,880 I was like, wait, wait, babe, I look over, I look over. 474 00:22:21,380 --> 00:22:25,560 I'm like, is it just me or is this a really weird way to 475 00:22:26,900 --> 00:22:29,200 fly in your face? 476 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:32,360 It just oh, OK. 477 00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:34,180 He's had a fancy dinner. 478 00:22:34,180 --> 00:22:37,020 He doesn't want anybody to think that he smelled a fart or something. 479 00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:39,560 Oh, that's a two fingers impression. 480 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,260 Yeah. Yeah. OK. A big fart. 481 00:22:41,260 --> 00:22:43,140 That's four. Sometimes. 482 00:22:43,140 --> 00:22:45,900 So that's the only thing I came here to actually talk about. 483 00:22:45,900 --> 00:22:48,060 So if anyone else wants to go, go ahead. 484 00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:49,800 Do you swat a fly? 485 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:52,240 How many fingers does it take? 486 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:54,340 I'm like a whole hander. 487 00:22:54,340 --> 00:22:55,580 Yeah, I just I'm like, grab. 488 00:22:55,580 --> 00:22:59,680 Yeah. Or the the clap, you know, not just swatting. 489 00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:05,180 Even just one hand open palm in front of my face at a new get away from me. 490 00:23:05,180 --> 00:23:07,420 And you know, fly. 491 00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:08,320 That's weird. 492 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,800 I've never had a fly in my face before in my entire life. 493 00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:13,760 So I don't have the experience to. 494 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,360 You just don't attract flies. 495 00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:18,800 Yeah, no. That's not what I heard about crap. 496 00:23:19,700 --> 00:23:20,560 Sorry. 497 00:23:22,940 --> 00:23:25,540 There there seems to have only been two interviews 498 00:23:25,940 --> 00:23:28,880 with Nicolas Cage that I could find about this movie. 499 00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:33,220 And one of them, the host of the interview was awful. 500 00:23:33,220 --> 00:23:35,260 He he annoyed me more than the movie. 501 00:23:35,260 --> 00:23:37,020 So I got like a minute in. 502 00:23:37,020 --> 00:23:38,660 So I wouldn't watch that one. 503 00:23:38,660 --> 00:23:42,360 So I'm only going to talk about this other one where he talked to some people from Ireland, 504 00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:44,800 which is irrelevant to the story. 505 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:48,840 He was saying and the way he phrased it, it sounded like he almost got to just like 506 00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:51,940 pick what movie or what role he wanted from this. 507 00:23:51,940 --> 00:23:54,240 Like they just gave him a script and they're like, I don't know. 508 00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:55,840 You want to be an animal? 509 00:23:55,840 --> 00:24:00,080 And he was like, well, I won't be a gerbil or a guinea pig, 510 00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:04,380 because then they just want me to use my normal voice and I don't want to do that. 511 00:24:04,620 --> 00:24:08,560 So I'm just going to be the mole and I'm going to use a voice for that. 512 00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:09,620 And that'll be fun. 513 00:24:09,620 --> 00:24:11,460 And I'll just go up an octave. 514 00:24:11,460 --> 00:24:14,120 And that's that nodes. 515 00:24:16,260 --> 00:24:19,800 Well, it is interesting because my only I know he's been in the Croods movies, 516 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:22,560 which I haven't seen, but my only other not yet. 517 00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:27,600 My only other example of him doing voiceover work is into the Spider-Verse. 518 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,200 We just kind of does his own voice. 519 00:24:30,460 --> 00:24:32,700 It's kind of muffled. It's not really good. 520 00:24:33,540 --> 00:24:37,100 Maybe Nick Cage just isn't a good voice actor, but the voice is terrible, 521 00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:40,040 but it's a good performance with a terrible voice. 522 00:24:40,300 --> 00:24:42,640 Yeah. Yeah. I think he had enjoyed it. 523 00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:44,740 The second most fun in this movie. 524 00:24:45,380 --> 00:24:47,080 What the first Tracy Morgan. 525 00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:48,180 Yeah, for sure. 526 00:24:48,180 --> 00:24:50,780 It was Tracy Morgan's first voice acting role. 527 00:24:50,780 --> 00:24:52,040 No, it wasn't. Yeah. 528 00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:55,820 This kicked off his illustrious voice acting career. Yeah. 529 00:24:56,060 --> 00:24:59,260 All right. What do you guys think in terms of the Venn diagram in general? 530 00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:03,060 The Good Cage bad movie. Good Cage bad movie. 531 00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:06,060 It's Good Cage. Good movie for me. 532 00:25:06,860 --> 00:25:08,760 I did. I watched it twice. 533 00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:13,840 And I guess the least entertaining part was the action. 534 00:25:14,100 --> 00:25:15,540 Just the action sequences. 535 00:25:15,540 --> 00:25:18,700 Oh, my God. When they were driving around in those fucking three balls. 536 00:25:18,700 --> 00:25:24,340 God. Yeah. And somehow I'm supposed to believe that a fucking human car 537 00:25:24,580 --> 00:25:26,080 can't just run over it. 538 00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:28,580 If this was the only fucking fast 539 00:25:28,580 --> 00:25:32,120 for those things going that we've watched, I just I don't know about. 540 00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:35,420 I. Those are fastballs, man. 541 00:25:35,420 --> 00:25:39,320 I know I liked it because especially thinking about it 542 00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:43,160 from the perspective of its target audience. 543 00:25:43,660 --> 00:25:46,660 I do think it was a good movie because I know. 544 00:25:46,660 --> 00:25:49,960 I know many a child that would very much. 545 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,300 I would have loved that movie as a kid. 546 00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:53,700 Yeah, including myself. Exactly. 547 00:25:53,700 --> 00:25:56,440 There were no boobs in this movie. 548 00:25:57,300 --> 00:25:59,400 They would not have held my attention. 549 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:01,740 Very concerned if there were boobs in this movie. 550 00:26:01,740 --> 00:26:04,080 I don't know. I grew up on strikes. 551 00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:05,680 I did. I do want to say I did. 552 00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:06,780 I just put them away. 553 00:26:06,780 --> 00:26:09,320 It was it was enough just having there be 554 00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:14,360 sort of a romantic whole storyline between the guinea pigs at all. 555 00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:17,000 That was enough, including the part where she's like, 556 00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:20,380 but I like Darwin because he doesn't pay me any attention. 557 00:26:20,380 --> 00:26:22,600 And I was like, oh, girl. 558 00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:26,040 I know it's like teaching children to neg women. 559 00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:27,920 Yeah. From an early age. 560 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:31,180 I'm sorry. But even if even if, you know, as an adult, 561 00:26:31,380 --> 00:26:34,820 you could have predicted the mole situation, which, again, 562 00:26:34,820 --> 00:26:37,420 I'm just going to say I didn't. But hey. 563 00:26:37,420 --> 00:26:41,120 And my prediction again was just me being shitty about a kid's movie. 564 00:26:41,260 --> 00:26:44,100 Well, yeah. So like the kids, of course, we're going to notice that. 565 00:26:44,100 --> 00:26:46,700 And that was I mean, I was I was surprised. 566 00:26:46,700 --> 00:26:49,460 I was like, oh, it's got a twist in it and everything. 567 00:26:49,460 --> 00:26:51,700 So I thought it was OK. I thought it was pretty all right. 568 00:26:51,940 --> 00:26:54,240 I was crushed to think that 569 00:26:55,580 --> 00:26:58,680 Nick Gage's character was crushed in a garbage truck. 570 00:26:59,540 --> 00:27:03,080 Yeah. But he survived by hiding in a can. 571 00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:05,520 Yeah. And that made me hate how he lived. 572 00:27:06,820 --> 00:27:09,660 It's like it's super actually kind of. 573 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:12,420 Well, I don't hate it. It's just not an entree. 574 00:27:12,420 --> 00:27:14,760 So don't present it as an entree. Fair. 575 00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:17,300 So you're saying if there was a soup can for you to hide in 576 00:27:17,300 --> 00:27:19,600 and not get crushed by a trash compactor, you wouldn't. 577 00:27:20,300 --> 00:27:24,200 If find me a soup can that can withstand a trash compactor 578 00:27:24,540 --> 00:27:26,800 and also hold your body. Yeah. 579 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:28,100 I mean, that's cool. 580 00:27:28,100 --> 00:27:30,140 I find me anything that will hold my body. 581 00:27:30,140 --> 00:27:32,140 The camel's chunky. 582 00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:37,280 Shay, thank you for being here again. Of course. 583 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:40,120 Thanks for having me. I always I guess enjoy. 584 00:27:40,120 --> 00:27:42,300 It's a thing. It's a thing. 585 00:27:42,300 --> 00:27:44,200 I'm glad you bought me dinner. 586 00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:47,760 Peter only bought me dinner because I wasn't willing to accept sexual favors. 587 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,240 It's true. Yeah. 588 00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:51,700 You went some. Wait, I could have been having dinner this whole time. 589 00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:54,200 You already ate that hot dog twice. 590 00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:55,640 So what are you going to do now? 591 00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:57,440 All right. Well, thank you all for listening. 592 00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:01,080 Special thanks to our Patreon supporters in the SparkleBuddy 593 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:04,680 tier, Josh, Sean, Jesse, Rico, Matt and Adam and in our cage dancer tier, 594 00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:06,680 Ira, John, Freeman and Lance. 595 00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:09,960 If any of you are interested in supporting us, we are open to any questions. 596 00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,060 We are on Patreon at CageMatch. 597 00:28:12,420 --> 00:28:16,460 If you want to shoot the ship with me or Sean or Nick in the comments, 598 00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:20,760 you can find us at Reddit at CageMatchPod and Cage 599 00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:23,260 underscore match underscore pod at Instagram. 600 00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:25,340 So get at that. Do you have it written down? 601 00:28:25,340 --> 00:28:27,880 I do today. Sometimes I do it off the dome. 602 00:28:27,980 --> 00:28:30,180 Sometimes I do the introduction off the dome. 603 00:28:30,180 --> 00:28:31,780 As you know. 604 00:28:31,780 --> 00:28:34,420 What people who listen to this thing. 605 00:28:34,420 --> 00:28:36,380 I'm shocked. Yeah. 606 00:28:36,380 --> 00:28:49,800 Yeah. Well, you didn't even explain it to them. 607 00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:52,700 No, no, I tried to, but I also was lazy. 608 00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:54,640 I was zero trying. 609 00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:57,140 These are the traits I love about our producer. 610 00:28:57,140 --> 00:29:00,340 Yeah. Oh, I started talking about G-Force. 611 00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:02,180 So it's. 612 00:29:02,180 --> 00:29:07,380 Dead. OK, so long and uncut. 613 00:29:08,780 --> 00:29:11,380 Just like my hot dogs. 614 00:29:11,380 --> 00:29:13,620 Wait, are you not circumcised? 615 00:29:13,620 --> 00:29:15,280 You've seen his dick. 616 00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:16,580 I have not seen his deck. 617 00:29:16,580 --> 00:29:17,880 What I have seen your deck. 618 00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:20,660 Yeah. We talk about it almost every episode. 619 00:29:21,700 --> 00:29:23,300 There's been a lot of moonlit dicks. 620 00:29:23,300 --> 00:29:25,700 We understand his was fire lit. 621 00:29:25,700 --> 00:29:26,860 Oh, yeah. 622 00:29:26,860 --> 00:29:29,500 That's actually the most appropriate way to look at my wiener. 623 00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:31,660 That's just a land moon. 624 00:29:31,660 --> 00:29:33,440 Lit fire is a land moon. 625 00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,340 Sure. OK. 626 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:36,800 Tell me it's not. 627 00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:38,780 I don't think you understand how the moon works. 628 00:29:38,780 --> 00:29:41,840 Well, let me take my pants off and I'll show you the difference. 629 00:29:41,840 --> 00:30:09,840 There we go.