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Oh, God. Oh, my God.

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Oh,

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and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes, something, something Tommy knee.

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Tommy shin, but whole whatever.

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Are the six little chickies song?

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The six little chickies song was honestly great. Yeah, this is terrible for him.

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But I hate that back. Yeah.

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I mean, OK, the birthday song made me want to fucking die and murder.

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I mean, I think that was the point of it.

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Yeah. Yeah, definitely.

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I mean, it was made to infuriate.

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Me, serious killers.

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It really gets them going.

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Well, hey, cheers to us for actually making it to the end of season one.

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A year more than a year.

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I guess that's true. We have had two 9-11 recordings.

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Speaking of travesties, welcome back to cage magical and about

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why you need a Nicholas cage.

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I'm your host, Sean, here with my co-host.

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I'm Nick and our producer, Peter. Hello.

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And this is an auspicious episode where because this is the wrap up

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of our first round through the bracket of our initial bracket.

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This is the end.

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We still haven't met Nicholas Cage. I know.

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You know, I was really excited the other day.

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I was watching a movie and I was like, oh, man,

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I was watching the credits as I do.

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And I was like, oh, that name that looks familiar.

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The like cages hairdresser from the movie.

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And I was like, fuck.

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So I look it up and like, oh, shit, this guy's done a ton of Nicholas Cage's

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hair like tons of movies.

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And I was like, oh, we should totally look for this guy.

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And I was like, oh, he's dead. Oh, damn it.

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I would have loved to have talked to Nick Cage's hairdresser.

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I bet he's got a million stories to tell.

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Yeah. I just want to hear about that flow.

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So on this podcast, we have watched 64 Nicholas Cage films

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with the plan to whittle this down cage match style.

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Hey, the one one one.

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Is that where the name came from?

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Hmm. Finally makes sense.

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I thought you 32 episodes. Yeah.

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We're just finding the best one most scientifically through argument.

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Some would call it debate.

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No, they have not been through a high school debate class.

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Then we barely meet the threshold for civilized conversation.

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All right. Willie's Wonderland.

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All right. All right.

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It's your birthday and we want you to have fun.

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It's your birthday.

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Correct me if I'm wrong, because it's been a wild week.

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The composer was also the writer and director.

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I believe so. Yeah. OK.

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All the songs in this except for the one licensed song.

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Oh, kind of slap.

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I know. I really wish that they had done something like if they had just done

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a Willie's Wonderland cover of Freebird, that would have been fucking killer.

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Oh, that's astounding.

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But just putting like straight up Freebird in there, it's like,

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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That's the second time we've seen Nicholas Cage and Freebird on screen together.

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And what was the other one?

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Connor. Oh, yeah.

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I thought you were setting up a booby joke.

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No, 34 episodes is apparently where we run out of jokes.

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Oh, that's two episodes away.

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We're good. 32 episodes is where we run out of jokes.

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Willie's Wonderland. Nicholas Cage plays a guy.

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Yeah. Whose car gets.

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Totaled, not totaled, but the tires get taken out from under him

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and he gets towed to Podunk nowhere and thousand dollars

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cash to fix his car.

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Yeah. So we have Internet or ATMs or it takes credit card

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since no one has cash anymore.

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They offer the deal because it cleans up the old Willie's Wonderland

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there and goes and cleans up old Willie's Wonderland. Gross.

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Yeah. Hold on. Let me see if I can do this.

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Have your way with me, boys.

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I already said there's not a penis in this movie.

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This wrap up is perfect.

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Is it? Hold on. Try this one.

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Nicholas Cage is fucking ripping around in a Corvette out in like dirt

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ass roads.

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Nobody to stop him.

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Just fucking freedom everywhere.

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When all of a sudden he just slams into a spike strip

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that some piece of shit little kid left out totally putting all of his tires out.

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When a tow truck comes and gets him,

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he slams down some sick ass punch pop soda.

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And the tow truck driver's like, well, we'll get you taken care of.

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Well, he gnaws on a fucking slim Jim

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just hanging out of his mouth like a cigar.

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And I thought it was a cigar for the longest time.

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You know, it was just one thick ass sausage hanging in his mouth.

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So he takes him back and he's like, oh, it's going to you're going to need new tires.

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And oh, I better do this engine work to this is going to be a thousand bucks.

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And Nick Cage just stares at him again.

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Nick Cage hasn't said a word.

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He's just like a monolith of strength and verity verity.

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Yeah, that's the word.

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Yeah, that guy fucks for sure.

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Then we're introduced to Tex McAdoo,

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who's going to let Nick Cage clean Willie's Wonderland

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in exchange for the repairs of his car.

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Willie's Wonderland being a Chuck E.

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Cheese Ripoff that has seen better days.

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Yeah. Beyond just the dirt

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and what could be blood stains all over everything and the graffiti on all the walls.

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It's just absolutely neglected.

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Like animatronics table like the place is a shithole.

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So who Texas like go ahead and like you set your stuff down

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and here's a T-shirt.

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Now you're officially an employee and that gets no rise from Nick Cage.

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But he puts the shirt on and he puts his soda in the fridge

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because he brought a burlap sack full of soda with him.

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Did you see the tagline on the soda?

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A fistful of caffeine to your kisser.

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That's fucking great.

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That is a good one.

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I found a punch pop koozies online.

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I was like, oh, man, I kind of want one of those.

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And then I was like, I have a very important question.

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This is something that we've never talked about.

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It might end our friendship because I know you're an Oregonian.

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OK, what do you say?

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So to. Oh, thank God.

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Wait, is Oregon usually a pop state?

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Where I lived, it was. Yeah.

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Yeah. Midwest was pretty pop centric.

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It's wrong. I agree.

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I don't like it. All right.

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We can still be friends. We can continue this podcast.

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Whoo.

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So he puts all his shit in the fridge and whatnot and like gets to cleaning.

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There's these kids that try like cut to outside cut to exterior.

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Willy's Wonderland.

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Some kids like try to burn this shit down earlier and like one of them gets arrested.

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And then her punk ass friends like help break her out of her trailer home

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and where the sheriff handcuffed her to the radiator step mom.

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Yeah. So this has every element of a good porno.

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They break her out and like everybody goes to Willy's Wonderland

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to like burn the place down and supposedly save the dude who's inside,

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even though they immediately start just dumping gas on everything again and.

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You know, to let it dumb.

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Yeah, those kids were getting to how dumb they are.

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They are like the epitome of dumb horror movie kids

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smoking weed outside the haunted amusement restaurant.

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It's like the rule.

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If you commit sin or whatever in a. Yeah.

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Horror movie, you're definitely going to die.

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Definitely going to die or, you know, the blonde bimbo and the black kid.

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They're just like, we're in this horrifying place.

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Might as well. Fuck. Yeah. Super happy fun room.

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The guy who wanted to be her boyfriend.

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What was his sin? Just being a fucking.

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Punt ass buster. Being a fuck.

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Yeah, he was weak. He was just a piece of shit.

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Well, I mean, the one guy who gets the first kid, you guys.

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I mean, he has like two lines.

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Which is the first kid to die. I don't remember.

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It is killed by nighty night. Yeah. OK.

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Yeah. OK. Let's let's let's run quickly through the menagerie of seven

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animatronic fuckheads.

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We have Willie the Weasel, Artie the Alligator, Siren Sarah,

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Cami the Chameleon, Gus Gorilla, Nighty Night, Ozzie the Ostrich

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and Tito the Turtle. Yeah.

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The only one with an accent.

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A somewhat offensive one.

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But he was a good turtle.

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He was he was my favorite.

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Yeah. Fifth Ninja Turtle right there.

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Tito with his mustache and his sombrero.

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He didn't get he didn't get invited out to very many ninja fights, but

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but he was there.

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So yeah, Nick Cage is locked in this place.

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His credited name is the Janager outside of some like wild grunting

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while doing his mechanical motoring and pinball and pinball and soda drinking.

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He always had a.

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But no spoken dialogue, so probably mute.

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It's the only reason he doesn't have a cell phone.

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I think he's just too tough for words.

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I buy that as well.

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When the tow truck drivers is like, yeah, we don't got no internet here.

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They're going to put it in.

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Well, then they did.

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And then later all the kids have cell phones.

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Well, one kid has a cell phone to call the sheriff with.

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So they have cell towers.

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Yeah, I was going to say they're.

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Yeah, totally different. Different things.

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You can use the internet through over cellular.

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Well, yeah, I suppose that's true.

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But can you run an ATM off of an off of a cell phone?

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But what if they all only got three G?

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What if they were like, stuck back in that world?

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Yeah, you shut your not even LTE.

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They're just like, good luck downloading porn on that.

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Impossible. That's why you have rampant teen fucking.

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So Nick Cage takes the whole like, take your break thing seriously

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because he's cleaning for a bit.

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Watch goes off, goes and has a punch pop,

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discovers this old Willie's Wonderland pinball machine,

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starts to clean it off, gets his beat back, goes back out.

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And then like every time he turns around,

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there's an ostrich a little closer to him.

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They did a couple of slaps and then the ostrich comes to life.

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That ostrich scene was my favorite murder, I think,

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just because it's the first and it kind of sets the tone.

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And I loved how we just sort of like boops him in this in the like tummy.

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And it's like, well, it's also the most interesting because the ostriches

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like the only one that's clearly not just a guy in a suit.

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It's actually a guy in a suit.

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I mean, yeah. But he like they green screen his body out

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and he's got a puppet stick that he handles the head with.

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Well, I mean, it just moves like everything else is just like a mascot costume.

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Yeah. Like the head is stable.

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Yeah. The neck wiggles and then the body just kind of jiggles around his body.

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But like Nick Cage, you know, kills it with a broom.

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Kills it with a broom. Oh, he breaks it in half and then like ninja.

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Yeah. Skills he's learned from movies such as jujitsu.

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But then like my piano

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uses duct tape to like fix the cut on his face of the ostrich gave him

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and then proceeds just to go about his day.

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Yeah. He goes right back to clean.

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He bags up the ostrich.

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I would do is dismantle each and every one of those things.

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Well, the other ones haven't done anything to him.

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That's true.

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They haven't even said that they wanted to eat his face.

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And the amount of time he spends killing is time taken away from cleaning.

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He's very like single minded.

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But I appreciate the way he just approaches this entire situation of,

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well, I'm here to clean this entire place.

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Shit's going to fall apart.

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But God damn it, I'm going to clean this place and go home with my car

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because he wasn't going to let his car like get taken away.

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He was going to hold up on his end of this deal.

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That's fair. I mean, his car was on the line.

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Yeah. All right. You sold me.

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I did like the the cleaning scene in the bathroom that like kind of drugged out.

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Fast forward. Oh, yeah.

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Our next one with Gus Gorilla.

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Gus Gorilla.

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So the animatronics are alive.

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And we find out later that there was a pact with Satan

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to transfer the soul of serial killers into the animatronics.

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As you do a classic satanic serial killer animatronics pack,

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there is a halfway through this, you know, where else to go about

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halfway through this film, there's an extreme exposition dump,

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which is the only dump you get in this movie, because otherwise

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it's all hard ons and like good times. It's awesome.

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The birthday song starts up again, which gets him to leave the bathroom

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when he comes back in.

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We'll eat your soul or you will die is written in blood on the. Yeah.

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And then the doors start closing on their own.

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So do they possess like evil magic as well?

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Yeah, I would assume like I mean.

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And why don't they use more of it?

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They might just have limited ability based on the amount of technology

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that their bodies are built on.

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There's not enough organic matter to like harness good Satan powers.

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You can like poltergeist an arm and close a door.

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Yeah. But you. Yeah.

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So we're going with a shadow run rules.

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The more of your body you give up, the less magic you can tap into.

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Yeah, exactly like that.

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Well, one of them is playing hide and seek with Nicolas Cage

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in the bathroom. I know this appeals to you.

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It does. This is a shadow run podcast now. All right.

274
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No, it's not.

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But you're on the work system ever.

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And then he like opens all the bathroom stalls.

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Nothing there except the girl that just jumps down from the roof.

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Yeah, I love the way he just sort of apparates above and like swings down.

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And have you ever swung on the like door thingy?

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There's usually like a sharp ridge on the top that's not comfortable

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to like swing around on gorilla hands, though.

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And robot gorilla hands. Robot gorilla hands.

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That's probably what so my the line that gets me every time.

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Gorilla greetings.

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And then for my money, the best fight scene this whole movie,

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because it really uses the space up.

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Plunger comes into play at one point.

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He plunges Gus right in the mouth.

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And that's the only.

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No, Tito later begs for mercy, too, but Gus's because he's like, wait,

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what? No, we can we can talk about this.

292
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Yeah. As he gets his jaw like into the urinal and head kicked in.

293
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Yeah, it's definitely a little curb stop.

294
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American history X situation there.

295
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Yeah, it was no good.

296
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It was a great fight, but it's not how you want to go out chewing on a urinal cake.

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Oh, but that was a good one.

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Bags up bags of dust.

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Throws him in the corner.

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Goes about his business.

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Yeah. So now we're two animatronics down and this is where the kids end up

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getting into the place because they're trying to warn Nick Cage.

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And he kind of blows him off

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when they try to talk to him through the window.

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But they get up on the roof like, I don't know, live whatever

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that Anna Kendrick wannabe character, Emily Tosta.

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Yeah, she gets in and she's running around and Nick Cage is like,

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well, I got no time for you.

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And then all of her dumbass.

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Yeah. Then all of her friends fall through the roof because they get into a tussle

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and the place isn't structurally sound, so they fall into the ball pit.

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Classically, all fell perfectly into the ball pit.

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Yeah, they were at various different points in the ceiling.

314
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Yeah. Also been the perfect time for the alligator attack in the ball pit.

315
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Oh, that would have been great.

316
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It does not play enough of a role in the film.

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It plays zero role aside from like fall.

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Arresting. Yeah.

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Yeah, it's on the poster.

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Well, I mean, with a name like Willie's Wonderland, you got to have a ball pit.

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So all these kids are in there now.

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They're all arguing.

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Then Willie busts into the best song, in my opinion, of six little chickens

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in the end of the line, six little chickens and all do fine or whatever it goes.

325
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But it's fucking awesome.

326
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That's a good one.

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And it's just got like a really good kind of rhythm and beat.

328
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And then it just gets real sinister as it's like, oh, he's just talking about all these kids

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that are going to get eaten in the weasel pen.

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And that's great.

331
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Two of them already run off.

332
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What's the fucking?

333
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Yeah. Yeah.

334
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The slutty chick.

335
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And well, that's slut shaming the chick who gives it out willingly.

336
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Permiscus.

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That's her one character trait.

338
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Yeah.

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She knew how to get out of handcuffs.

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Using a bobby pin, which is not very practical, but cinematically great.

341
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So they go off to the super happy fun room to have some super happy fun.

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The other kids are all there and hear this song.

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And then out of nowhere, nighty night like just pops up behind the weakest of them all.

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And one of the least amount of lines.

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Yeah.

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Because he's about to get a sword stuffed right through his chest.

347
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And it's like the fattest like a cloud strafe.

348
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Fomis looking sword like this thing's almost a foot wide and like thickness.

349
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So he gets fucking taken out.

350
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So real bad in the tum tum.

351
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Yeah.

352
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Yeah. So Nick Cage comes back from break and grabs nighty night sword and off with his head.

353
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Yeah.

354
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Never see that sword again.

355
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But when hold on to that.

356
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No way, dude.

357
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Even when he had a knife, he gave the knife away.

358
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He doesn't need a weapon.

359
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I mean, he'll use broom handles and burlap sack full of soda.

360
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But he's not about like taking an undue advantage.

361
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He's going to give these animatronics every amount of money.

362
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Every amount of chance they have.

363
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Yeah.

364
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So we have the two fucking in the Super Happy Fun Room.

365
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Oh, yeah.

366
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Which get taken out by the alligator.

367
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Yeah, they get gated.

368
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They get gated.

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They're gated by one of their heads off.

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They get gated while they're fucking because he gets closer.

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The chameleon is in the arcade with the wimpy kid that wants to be his boyfriend.

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Siren and Tito.

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Oh, they got the other like nerdy looking kid.

374
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Yeah, there's the nerdy black guy.

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They get him.

376
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And then the incel dude gets it from the chameleon.

377
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Yeah.

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She and he had the he had the weakest one because she like just roped him with her tongue

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and like broke his neck.

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That was like right then.

381
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Oh, that's one.

382
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Yeah, he hands her the knife at that point.

383
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Yeah, like live runs in.

384
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Yeah.

385
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Nick Cage is there puts his dukes up.

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Watch goes off, looks at it.

387
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Just hands live back her own knife and walks away.

388
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That was just so good.

389
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And I'm assuming it's a 15 minute break.

390
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So loose fighting with his chameleon for 15 minutes, cuts its tongue off.

391
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And then he comes back in and finishes it.

392
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No, he doesn't finish it.

393
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But he like saves her.

394
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Soon.

395
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He finishes it with Sarah later.

396
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But they have the managé to.

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Well, he wraps it up and like chokes it out and it's presumed dead,

398
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but it disappears and comes back later.

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The kids are like trying to like get out of the room and they like weekly try the door

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and whatever and then live is there.

401
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She's like, oh my God, they're inside.

402
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We got to get to them.

403
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And the cage like dragging the carcass of the chameleon or whatever at that point,

404
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just puts it down and just boots the door in the door.

405
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Just like does this sick like floppy fly right into the room.

406
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But it's so good.

407
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So we come like they call the cops the one cop at the sheriff who shows up with her

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backup cop with a backup cop from out of town.

409
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That's when we find out that the sheriff and you know,

410
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he's also known as that the whole town's in on it and kind of like,

411
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you know, get back in there.

412
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You got to die.

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Has the other cop take live arrest live drive off who then gets killed by Tito.

414
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Which is just great.

415
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One of your favorite fight scenes, if I remember scenes, if I remember correctly.

416
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That is correct.

417
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That is a great fight scene.

418
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Tito gets his balls that he says he has smashed into the butt of a.

419
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The shotgun.

420
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He just gets fucking whipped with until he passes out.

421
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He just gets beaten the balls till he blacks out

422
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and he begs for mercy the whole time.

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So good.

424
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That's like a turtle.

425
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So eventually the cop brings Nick Cage back to Willie.

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Willie kills the cop, then like proceeds to like beat the shit out of Nicholas Cage,

427
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leaves him for dead in the ball pit, though supposedly has to eat people.

428
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Yeah, they tenderizing balls.

429
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So I would say for all the actual fun, stupid action in this film,

430
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the Willie fight is so lame, slow motion, like wide swings.

431
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The Willie suit, I don't think lends itself well to fighting.

432
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None of them actually did.

433
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The the fight choreography really boils down to shaky cam

434
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and that's how they achieved any kind of action.

435
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But the gorilla was fun.

436
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The ostrich was fun.

437
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Those are the best fights for sure.

438
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Well, then the only one that he doesn't kill is a siren, Sarah.

439
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Right. But she blows herself up when she blows up the car.

440
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:15,760
Yeah. With Tex McAdoo, Tex McAdoo.

441
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Second best name in the movie.

442
00:21:18,060 --> 00:21:19,460
Yeah. The next day.

443
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What's the best one? Tito Turtle could be whatever the serial killer's name was

444
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because he got a sweet three name name.

445
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:28,060
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You're right.

446
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A real Bart Harley Jarvis.

447
00:21:29,860 --> 00:21:33,060
Yeah, he's a real Bart Harley Jarvis.

448
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Jerry Robert Willis.

449
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Oh, Jerry Robert Willis. That's a good one.

450
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All in all, this movie, um, real light on plot.

451
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It's a you know, it's a horror comedy.

452
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It's if nothing else, inspired heavily by Five Nights at Freddy's

453
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and just like Chuck E.

454
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Cheese culture. Yeah.

455
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You know, Satanism and stuff.

456
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But it's a I don't know.

457
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I I really enjoyed this movie, obviously, because it is just

458
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so dumb and you just like you just let everything go

459
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and you let the movie be the movie.

460
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It's short. It's like an hour and 25 minutes or some shit.

461
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Yeah, I mean, it moves well.

462
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It's like you you're full of like stuff happening.

463
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There's the and there's that awesome dancing.

464
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Nick Cage dancing and playing pinball.

465
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Yeah, that's great.

466
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Improv the entire scene.

467
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That was originally supposed to be like an arcade game,

468
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but they realized it was just going to be cheaper

469
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to make a custom pinball machine.

470
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So they went that way.

471
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I mean, the movie cost five million dollars

472
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and it did not do well because it it was covid.

473
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Yeah, it released right when everything shut down.

474
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So real tough sell there.

475
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How much of that do you think went to licensing Freebird?

476
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I was looking that up.

477
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:53,500
Obviously, they're not going to just post it online.

478
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But typically a song for a movie would be like under sixty thousand dollars

479
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for something of that scale, like a classic rock.

480
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That's way lower than I actually thought.

481
00:23:05,700 --> 00:23:09,460
Yeah. But we're going to use all our Patreon money to get Freebird.

482
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Five seconds of Freebird.

483
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:15,060
We're going to have a very last episode.

484
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Close. Don't even try.

485
00:23:17,060 --> 00:23:19,560
Yeah, but they'll come for us.

486
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:22,100
So this is a rough one in terms of talking about like

487
00:23:22,900 --> 00:23:25,960
Cage's performance because he just has his one.

488
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He has his poster stand for this whole movie. Pretty much.

489
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:30,920
Yeah, he's very stoic.

490
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The left side of the lip kind of sticks out just enough.

491
00:23:33,620 --> 00:23:35,060
That's his look for the whole movie.

492
00:23:35,220 --> 00:23:38,520
Mm hmm. Yeah. And beating shit. Yeah. And playing pinball.

493
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:40,760
Yeah. And drinking soda.

494
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:41,620
Yeah. And drinking soda.

495
00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:45,420
I I do love his physicality in this movie.

496
00:23:45,460 --> 00:23:49,020
Like he's not he's, you know, getting out there in years

497
00:23:49,020 --> 00:23:53,000
and they obviously didn't go crazy with like choreography or anything.

498
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:57,100
But like the way he slams those sodas and like crushes the can

499
00:23:57,100 --> 00:24:01,260
and throws it in the garbage and just the way he like moves and stuff.

500
00:24:01,260 --> 00:24:05,700
He's very self-sure because he's in like decent shape in this, too.

501
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:07,320
He's no slouch in this film.

502
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:10,860
Well, he did, you know, give himself a duct tape girdle at one point, too.

503
00:24:10,900 --> 00:24:13,460
But even before that, he was still like just in the T-shirt.

504
00:24:13,460 --> 00:24:16,360
I'm like when he's just mopping, I'm like, you're not slippy.

505
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:21,360
Yeah, because Pig came out not that long after this and he is definitely lumpier.

506
00:24:21,700 --> 00:24:22,620
That's true.

507
00:24:22,620 --> 00:24:23,920
So, yeah, I mean, what would you say?

508
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:27,120
Good cage, good movie, good, bad, bad, good, good.

509
00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:28,820
Well, it's definitely a bad movie.

510
00:24:28,820 --> 00:24:31,120
Bad. And I'm here for it.

511
00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:33,260
Yeah. It's a bad movie in the best way.

512
00:24:33,260 --> 00:24:35,600
Yeah. It's a great performance.

513
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:38,800
Yeah. With what he's given, like if you're doing a horror

514
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:42,700
comedy movie that probably only had like

515
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:47,200
a weekend's worth of writing involved in it. Yeah. Whoa.

516
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:50,660
Yeah. And that's if they were like running out of cocaine or something.

517
00:24:50,660 --> 00:24:56,160
I don't know. But it's it's not a good movie, but it's a lot of fun.

518
00:24:56,160 --> 00:25:01,100
Yeah. I still like this theory that like there is a series of Nick Cage films.

519
00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:02,120
This theory is my own.

520
00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:05,760
Well, there's a series of Nick Cage films where he's just playing like the same guy

521
00:25:06,060 --> 00:25:08,120
just starting at Red Rock West.

522
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:13,060
Just a guy rocks into a town, solves its problem.

523
00:25:13,060 --> 00:25:14,200
Red rocks into a town.

524
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,160
Red rocks into a town, solves his problem.

525
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:17,800
Red rocks right back out.

526
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:19,700
And this fits that mold.

527
00:25:19,700 --> 00:25:20,900
Yeah, it does. Yeah.

528
00:25:20,900 --> 00:25:24,460
Yeah. He is not here to get involved with everybody else's problems.

529
00:25:24,460 --> 00:25:28,820
He's just like, I just want my fucking bitching Camaro or Corvette.

530
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,560
It was a Camaro, I think.

531
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:33,620
Who fucking I don't know. I'm not a fucking car guy.

532
00:25:33,620 --> 00:25:35,700
Yeah. I have a theater degree.

533
00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:37,300
Yeah. Listen to our God in 60 seconds.

534
00:25:37,300 --> 00:25:39,500
So you know, we don't know shit.

535
00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:40,720
He has a blue car.

536
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:44,020
I was blue. I know colors and he wants it back.

537
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:46,900
So unofficial sequel to Red Rock West.

538
00:25:46,900 --> 00:25:49,320
Sure. What was what was your other one?

539
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:50,360
Looking glass.

540
00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:55,600
I want just got just random guy just driving down the road, buys a motel.

541
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,560
Weird shit happens. He leaves.

542
00:25:57,560 --> 00:26:02,520
Yeah. Like this is telling being a pervert and is like, no murders.

543
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:03,720
Yeah. No, thanks.

544
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:06,520
I mean, I mean, I guess you could start with the tow as a pervert.

545
00:26:07,420 --> 00:26:09,120
You know, not for me.

546
00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:11,220
You're not into shrimping.

547
00:26:11,220 --> 00:26:14,700
You know, I'm into shrimp, but not shrimping.

548
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:17,220
So I worked with this guy.

549
00:26:17,220 --> 00:26:20,120
He was a dance instructor, but he was working for the lighting company.

550
00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:21,320
I worked at.

551
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:25,200
He used to always talk about like,

552
00:26:26,220 --> 00:26:27,900
oh, man, you know what I mean, too?

553
00:26:27,900 --> 00:26:29,500
You know, I'm a dude.

554
00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:33,060
I like to get with like ballerinas, like dancers and stuff

555
00:26:33,060 --> 00:26:35,100
who are up on their feet all the time.

556
00:26:35,100 --> 00:26:37,960
I fucking suck those toes.

557
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:40,900
And I'm pretty sure he was just doing it to fuck with us

558
00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:42,260
because he's married and stuff.

559
00:26:42,260 --> 00:26:44,220
He's like, I'll get I'll get in there.

560
00:26:44,220 --> 00:26:47,100
I won't get off those toes until they're white and wrinkly.

561
00:26:47,300 --> 00:26:50,360
Boys, they're going to look like little Bay Shrimp when I'm done.

562
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:55,260
All right. I'm permanently off.

563
00:26:55,260 --> 00:26:58,660
I know you managed to ruin shrimp for me and Sean. Fuck you.

564
00:26:58,660 --> 00:27:02,620
Yeah. You guys are going to have to like bounce back real fast for Vegas.

565
00:27:02,620 --> 00:27:03,660
I know.

566
00:27:04,620 --> 00:27:06,720
Now it is Mission Shrimp possible.

567
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:07,900
I'm going to talk about it, too.

568
00:27:07,900 --> 00:27:10,860
I'm going to send you pictures of like sucked up on toes.

569
00:27:10,860 --> 00:27:13,660
Oh, maybe I'll find somebody who's letting

570
00:27:13,660 --> 00:27:18,240
you take a video with me and I'll let them suck on my toes

571
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:19,300
and I'll suck on their toes.

572
00:27:19,300 --> 00:27:20,500
We got to 69.

573
00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:24,160
We're going to get straight off that plane, go straight to the wind

574
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:25,640
and just not look at our phones.

575
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:27,640
We're we're fully shrimp.

576
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:31,240
I think it's a shrimp.

577
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:34,060
To be clear, these guys are not staying at the wind.

578
00:27:34,060 --> 00:27:36,060
They're just eating the wind shrimp.

579
00:27:36,060 --> 00:27:38,460
Yes, you're allowed to eat other places.

580
00:27:38,460 --> 00:27:41,640
Yeah, you know, you're not supposed to shit where you eat.

581
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:42,500
Good point.

582
00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:44,000
All right. What do you guys think about quotes for this one?

583
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,300
I know it's impossible to do any sort of Nick Cage quote.

584
00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:50,460
Did you have any other quotes that stood out or were amusing?

585
00:27:50,460 --> 00:27:52,640
I mean, I liked gorilla greetings.

586
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:53,600
That's a good one.

587
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:59,560
I did really enjoy Ozzy Ostrich's like, I'm going to feast on your face.

588
00:28:00,140 --> 00:28:01,640
That was pretty good.

589
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:05,000
Liv knocks on the door and tries to get him to pay attention.

590
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,760
She's like, you're going to die. You're going to fucking die.

591
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:09,300
They're going to kill you. And he just like walks away.

592
00:28:09,300 --> 00:28:12,340
And then she says, God, I'm trying to help him understand

593
00:28:12,340 --> 00:28:15,540
that he's going to die in here, but he won't listen.

594
00:28:15,540 --> 00:28:18,600
Yep. I thought maybe he was deaf.

595
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:19,640
That would have been great at the end.

596
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:22,000
He just does full sign language to her.

597
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,040
No, he's just definitely doesn't care.

598
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:26,960
He's too cool for this problem, is my opinion.

599
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:30,040
So I like to think that Nick Cage's character in this at one point

600
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,340
was a mascot of something.

601
00:28:32,340 --> 00:28:35,360
That's my head canon background for this character.

602
00:28:35,360 --> 00:28:40,000
He's like he was a mascot that, you know, is on the run for something he did.

603
00:28:40,340 --> 00:28:41,600
Or he's an imagineer.

604
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:44,400
Just his, you know, head is just had too much.

605
00:28:44,860 --> 00:28:47,400
True. Abe Lincoln once came to life and tried to kill him.

606
00:28:48,300 --> 00:28:50,260
That's how he gained his skills.

607
00:28:50,260 --> 00:28:52,100
And hopefully that's what got rid of.

608
00:28:52,100 --> 00:28:53,640
It's a small world.

609
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:54,700
That's still around, isn't it?

610
00:28:54,700 --> 00:28:56,360
I think so. Yeah. Fuck.

611
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:57,940
Maybe the Hall of Presidents has gone.

612
00:28:57,940 --> 00:28:59,700
I don't know. No, no, that's still there because they did the

613
00:29:00,060 --> 00:29:03,760
the whole Trump one is is just a reskin on Hillary Clinton

614
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:06,760
because they really thought she was going to win.

615
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:09,800
So he's got some some very interesting lips.

616
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:12,860
I thoroughly enjoyed the ride of the film.

617
00:29:12,860 --> 00:29:14,560
I enjoyed it both times. I watched it.

618
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:16,840
I mean, it's such an easy movie to watch.

619
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:18,900
You don't have to pay attention.

620
00:29:18,900 --> 00:29:20,460
You know exactly what's going on.

621
00:29:20,460 --> 00:29:21,340
It's going to happen.

622
00:29:21,340 --> 00:29:25,660
I love the way he did take downs, but because he was always like

623
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,460
with the ostrich, he like reaches in and tears.

624
00:29:28,460 --> 00:29:30,960
It's like mechanical spine out.

625
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:34,820
It's just spraying like motor oil all over him.

626
00:29:34,820 --> 00:29:38,560
And with the alligator, he like pries its mouth open

627
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:42,700
and like just shoves his hand in there and like rips out the back of its throat.

628
00:29:42,700 --> 00:29:48,160
It's very like, yeah, it's like old kung fu movie in like or Roadhouse.

629
00:29:48,220 --> 00:29:52,600
It's just like in Roadhouse within Patrick Swayze, tears that guy's throat out.

630
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:55,660
Oh, God, such a good movie. So gnarly.

631
00:29:56,460 --> 00:29:58,620
But we didn't have a monster truck in this one.

632
00:29:58,620 --> 00:29:59,900
That would have been cool.

633
00:29:59,900 --> 00:30:03,120
That would have been cool instead of getting his fucking sweet car back.

634
00:30:03,300 --> 00:30:05,660
Oh, if they just had you had like, yeah.

635
00:30:07,620 --> 00:30:12,260
He has to drive that lifted Camaro, that blue car straight over Tito Turtle.

636
00:30:14,260 --> 00:30:15,920
So that's Willy's Wonderland.

637
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:16,920
Yep.

638
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:21,460
Hard to transition off of that one.

639
00:30:21,460 --> 00:30:23,620
How did that get you, Nick?

640
00:30:23,620 --> 00:30:25,220
I don't know. Just such a hard yupp.

641
00:30:25,220 --> 00:30:27,420
I don't know.

642
00:30:27,420 --> 00:30:31,960
Our second film this week is 1998 Snake Eyes,

643
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:35,760
which I was shocked to see that date after watching this film.

644
00:30:36,260 --> 00:30:39,460
Why has got some severe post 9 11 vibe?

645
00:30:39,460 --> 00:30:41,700
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's true.

646
00:30:42,060 --> 00:30:43,760
Nick Cage play this.

647
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:45,920
This movie could also be a prequel to

648
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:51,620
Bad Lieutenant because Nick Cage plays a shit cop at a boxing match

649
00:30:51,620 --> 00:30:54,820
who a secretary of defense gets assassinated.

650
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:58,760
His best friend, Gary Sinise, was the bodyguard who was away from his post.

651
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:00,860
And Nick Cage has to solve the murder to save his friend.

652
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,960
Lieutenant Dan.

653
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:06,500
Just had to say, no, no, he's Commander Kevin Dunn.

654
00:31:06,500 --> 00:31:09,000
No, Commander Dunn.

655
00:31:09,020 --> 00:31:10,120
You got it.

656
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:11,060
There's an actor in this movie.

657
00:31:11,060 --> 00:31:13,020
Also, also Kevin Dunn.

658
00:31:13,020 --> 00:31:15,060
Yes. Except without a name.

659
00:31:15,060 --> 00:31:16,500
Correct. Yes.

660
00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:17,800
I like Kevin Dunn. Yeah.

661
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:19,360
Did you guys watch Veep?

662
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:21,320
No. Oh, man, that's a fucking good show.

663
00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:22,560
He's a good character on there.

664
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:25,900
Also, there's a character I cannot think of the actor,

665
00:31:25,900 --> 00:31:29,600
but it's the guy from the Baby of the Year competition.

666
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:31,560
Oh, yeah. The host for that.

667
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:33,060
Oh, OK. Sam.

668
00:31:33,060 --> 00:31:37,760
Some plays like a full on Haseed dude on that show.

669
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:40,060
And he's so good. His name is Richard Splett.

670
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:43,000
Awesome. He's a he's a good actor.

671
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,620
Have you watched any of the after party?

672
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:49,560
No. The first season is just like an after party

673
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:51,860
after the high school reunion.

674
00:31:52,220 --> 00:31:55,620
Everybody's coming back and like at the after party, somebody gets murdered.

675
00:31:55,620 --> 00:31:59,360
And each episode ends up being like each person's point of view.

676
00:31:59,700 --> 00:32:06,720
But they're all told from their perspective in like separate film styles.

677
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:11,460
So like one person's story is told as a romantic comedy.

678
00:32:11,460 --> 00:32:16,000
And next one is like film noir and stuff like that.

679
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,860
That's actually kind of cool. It's pretty cool.

680
00:32:17,860 --> 00:32:20,960
You somehow managed to kind of loop this back into this movie.

681
00:32:21,060 --> 00:32:24,020
Yeah, because this whole movie is Nick Cage trying to solve this murder

682
00:32:24,020 --> 00:32:26,320
for his friend and getting different people's stories

683
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:28,260
and having to piece it all together.

684
00:32:28,260 --> 00:32:31,800
That actually was your best segue ever.

685
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:35,300
It was. You did it. 32 episodes.

686
00:32:35,300 --> 00:32:38,200
Whoo. What I do.

687
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:39,700
Don't worry about it.

688
00:32:39,700 --> 00:32:42,060
It'll never happen again. It's fine.

689
00:32:42,060 --> 00:32:43,400
Everybody will.

690
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:46,000
We'll put a warning at the beginning of the episode.

691
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,760
They'll know when to skip it.

692
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:50,060
What you're talking about, Sean, I think was actually my favorite part,

693
00:32:50,060 --> 00:32:54,020
because I watched this and I texted Nick after like 40 minutes of it.

694
00:32:54,020 --> 00:32:55,220
And I had to stop watching that night.

695
00:32:55,220 --> 00:32:57,360
And I was like, this movie is kind of fucking good.

696
00:32:57,360 --> 00:33:00,760
Like, I love this multi perspective kind of thing.

697
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:04,200
And then they don't do it anymore. They start it.

698
00:33:04,420 --> 00:33:07,560
So it all takes place at a boxing match. Nick Cage is there.

699
00:33:07,820 --> 00:33:11,200
And the first thing that puts him on the case is the box

700
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:13,420
that you bet on the heavyweight champ goes down.

701
00:33:13,420 --> 00:33:17,280
As soon as the gunshot goes off, like his head shoots up.

702
00:33:17,420 --> 00:33:19,720
And Nick Cage is like, that guy didn't get knocked out.

703
00:33:19,820 --> 00:33:21,740
He's who my money was on.

704
00:33:21,740 --> 00:33:23,720
And that's he goes to interview him.

705
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:26,840
There is a very nice touch where once Nick Cage realizes

706
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:29,520
he's going to be on the news because he wants to run for mayor one day,

707
00:33:29,820 --> 00:33:33,420
he needs a nicer, not shitty shirt to be like shot in.

708
00:33:33,980 --> 00:33:36,580
So any time they do a lot filmed in.

709
00:33:36,580 --> 00:33:38,140
Yeah, right. Good point.

710
00:33:38,140 --> 00:33:43,320
Anytime they do a flashback and he's in like the paisley, like the yellow shirt.

711
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:45,120
The yellow shirt, you know, it's a flashback.

712
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:47,140
That shirt is also so sick.

713
00:33:47,140 --> 00:33:48,780
Like it had so many good elements.

714
00:33:48,780 --> 00:33:52,120
Like, did you notice on the back of the collar, the collar, like, well,

715
00:33:52,380 --> 00:33:54,840
come to like a point and then like back out.

716
00:33:55,740 --> 00:33:57,540
That was a good shirt. I'd wear the shit out of that.

717
00:33:57,540 --> 00:33:59,340
I loved that shirt. The shirt wasn't the problem.

718
00:33:59,340 --> 00:34:01,840
It's like the leather dress jacket.

719
00:34:02,220 --> 00:34:03,180
That's the problem.

720
00:34:03,180 --> 00:34:05,420
I don't know. That was a pretty good jacket, too.

721
00:34:05,620 --> 00:34:08,220
This is a jacket that represents personal freedom.

722
00:34:09,180 --> 00:34:12,780
I mean, personal freedom to have an affair and yell at his wife

723
00:34:12,780 --> 00:34:15,480
for it because he's not, you know, about pizza.

724
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:19,020
Oh, man. What was that line when he's talking about his

725
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:24,020
like, Dunn's like, Oh, how's I don't remember his wife's name, Stacey.

726
00:34:24,020 --> 00:34:27,440
And he's like, Oh, Daisy. Oh, the fat happy.

727
00:34:27,620 --> 00:34:30,620
I love her. And he's like, No, no, no, not her.

728
00:34:30,620 --> 00:34:33,380
The other one. Oh, Monica, skinny, angry.

729
00:34:33,420 --> 00:34:34,940
I love her.

730
00:34:34,940 --> 00:34:39,720
It's like, oh, man, I love the character he brings in this

731
00:34:39,720 --> 00:34:42,280
because he's just like he's Atlantic City.

732
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,180
Yeah. I mean, this is where it's taking place.

733
00:34:44,180 --> 00:34:46,440
He's just like, we're dealing.

734
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:50,680
Yeah, there's a tropical storm, Teresa or some shit going on.

735
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,700
And he's just like, he's having a blast.

736
00:34:52,700 --> 00:34:53,840
He's like at the fight.

737
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:57,600
He's got his good buddy from back in the day in town

738
00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:00,380
who got him like front row seats at the fight.

739
00:35:00,740 --> 00:35:05,200
The boxer is like from the same school as him.

740
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:08,140
So like he's always constantly trying to like meet him

741
00:35:08,140 --> 00:35:12,280
and talk about whatever fucking mascot they had.

742
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:16,980
And I mean, you see like, oh, he chases down

743
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:19,540
Louise Guzman or whatever.

744
00:35:19,540 --> 00:35:20,880
And he's him down.

745
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:22,900
Yeah, because he's apparently a drug dealer.

746
00:35:22,900 --> 00:35:26,600
And like, that's his only part, like 30 seconds of movie there.

747
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:30,780
But he takes his money and breaks all of his drugs and tells him like,

748
00:35:30,780 --> 00:35:32,900
that's the that's the cost of doing business.

749
00:35:32,900 --> 00:35:34,580
Oh, he's in one of the flashbacks to.

750
00:35:34,580 --> 00:35:36,680
Yeah. Of the same scene. Yeah.

751
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:38,840
Yeah. Well, the lead up to that scene.

752
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:41,600
Yeah, I'm still mad at Louise Guzman because he owes me money.

753
00:35:42,580 --> 00:35:44,980
Like legitimately, he tipped me no dollars.

754
00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:49,600
He came in with his family to a Chili's in West Springfield, Massachusetts.

755
00:35:50,940 --> 00:35:53,000
I got fucked by Louise Guzman.

756
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,040
Oh, man.

757
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:57,580
I bet he enjoyed the shit out of those baby back ribs that night, too.

758
00:35:57,700 --> 00:36:01,480
He probably got like, I don't know, Southwest poppers or some shit.

759
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:07,440
Yeah. So the crux of this film is it tries to like do the three point of view thing.

760
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:10,240
It's Rashomon for any film buffs out there.

761
00:36:10,340 --> 00:36:12,820
Well, OK, it's wanted. It wanted to be.

762
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:14,820
The thing is, nobody ever lies.

763
00:36:14,820 --> 00:36:18,020
There's no like it would have been cool if he had to piece the mystery together.

764
00:36:18,020 --> 00:36:22,680
But after the second flashback, which is Gary Sinise's flashback

765
00:36:23,740 --> 00:36:27,420
him killing the terrorist, we just find out that Gary Sinise

766
00:36:27,580 --> 00:36:30,020
like set up this whole thing.

767
00:36:30,020 --> 00:36:34,340
Yeah, we learn he's the bad guy at about the 25 minute mark.

768
00:36:35,220 --> 00:36:36,820
It's a little bit further than that.

769
00:36:36,820 --> 00:36:41,780
But in a two hour movie, you've got about like an hour

770
00:36:41,780 --> 00:36:45,340
and 20 minutes of knowing the entire conceit to the movie.

771
00:36:46,220 --> 00:36:49,140
While Nicolas Cage still has to like piece it together

772
00:36:49,140 --> 00:36:55,020
up until about like the last, I don't know, 45 minutes, 40 minutes of the movie.

773
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:58,380
But it just makes for a real painful like half hour of like,

774
00:36:58,380 --> 00:37:00,700
oh, God, I'm doing this.

775
00:37:00,700 --> 00:37:05,480
And like we have to listen to Gary Sinise say his lines with that stupid face of his.

776
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:07,080
He does have a stupid face.

777
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:08,680
Damn it. It is dumb, isn't it?

778
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:10,140
It looks too short.

779
00:37:10,140 --> 00:37:13,980
Like somebody sat on his head as a younger man, too.

780
00:37:13,980 --> 00:37:16,140
It looks even weirder. Oh, yeah.

781
00:37:16,140 --> 00:37:20,040
Oh, and he has that hippie hair and he's all iron sides and Forrest Gump. Right.

782
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:23,640
Yeah. For the first 40 minutes, movies like this movie is pretty good.

783
00:37:23,780 --> 00:37:25,980
Yeah. His energy is just popping.

784
00:37:25,980 --> 00:37:31,040
But once they kind of give up the give up the ghost is that the frame ghost or go.

785
00:37:32,140 --> 00:37:34,340
Well, I'll tell you, Joseph's going to tell you.

786
00:37:34,980 --> 00:37:37,180
Yeah, Josie, drop it in the cup.

787
00:37:37,180 --> 00:37:38,380
Please do.

788
00:37:38,380 --> 00:37:40,680
This is the lion's share all over again.

789
00:37:41,340 --> 00:37:44,280
But once you once they give give that up, it's just like,

790
00:37:44,540 --> 00:37:46,680
oh, it's like, what are the stakes now?

791
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:48,780
He's trying to save the informant.

792
00:37:48,940 --> 00:37:53,780
Well, he doesn't even know, like from the beginning that it is an informant situation.

793
00:37:53,780 --> 00:37:57,140
It's I mean, the Carla Gugino Gugino.

794
00:37:57,180 --> 00:37:58,080
How do you say her name?

795
00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:01,140
I couldn't see her name past that huge cleavage.

796
00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:03,380
Man, that's how you distract them.

797
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:06,340
I'm looking not going to lie.

798
00:38:06,340 --> 00:38:08,980
Like there's big, big honkers.

799
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:10,780
I OK. Sorry.

800
00:38:10,780 --> 00:38:12,240
Two, two stories.

801
00:38:12,240 --> 00:38:17,480
So a big honker has a very specific reference for my family now,

802
00:38:17,780 --> 00:38:21,340
because any time Cora takes a big shit because she's always really backed up,

803
00:38:21,340 --> 00:38:23,980
she'll just poop and then she'll go big honker.

804
00:38:24,980 --> 00:38:27,480
The first time you've ever name checked your kid on the podcast.

805
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:28,280
That's true.

806
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:30,340
We'll see how I edit that out or in.

807
00:38:30,340 --> 00:38:31,280
I don't know.

808
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:35,980
And then I remember seeing what did Sin City or not was it Sin City?

809
00:38:35,980 --> 00:38:37,980
That's the that's the black and white.

810
00:38:37,980 --> 00:38:39,080
Yeah.

811
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:40,140
When did that come out?

812
00:38:40,140 --> 00:38:43,080
Twenty two thousand four something two thousand four.

813
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:44,680
Two thousand five something in that window.

814
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:45,580
It was after high school.

815
00:38:45,580 --> 00:38:46,380
I know. Yeah.

816
00:38:46,380 --> 00:38:49,780
After high school, but enough that I was still like horny

817
00:38:49,780 --> 00:38:56,480
and I remember she takes off her top in that and I was like, damn, that is a two

818
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:59,080
thousand five. That's a hot ass woman.

819
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:03,680
So a secretary of defense is killed supposedly because of

820
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:06,340
they're testing out like a missile system.

821
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:08,680
Yeah. Some missile defense system.

822
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:09,480
Yeah.

823
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:12,280
Which they've been giving false false.

824
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:14,180
The test results. Yeah.

825
00:39:14,180 --> 00:39:18,280
And the center, the secretary is going to like probably vote it down

826
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:21,280
because he is getting, you know, getting pressure from the libs.

827
00:39:21,380 --> 00:39:25,980
Well, if he knew that it didn't work, then he went to allotted government money for it.

828
00:39:25,980 --> 00:39:28,580
But they already said he was kind of like on the fence about it.

829
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:32,440
And OK, fine, I guess it doesn't really have anything to do with anything.

830
00:39:32,980 --> 00:39:36,840
But what is it even more is there's after Jason's kills

831
00:39:37,340 --> 00:39:40,640
his two cohorts in this assassination.

832
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:41,340
Oh, yeah.

833
00:39:41,340 --> 00:39:44,340
Because Nick Cage knows too much and he can't kill his friend

834
00:39:44,340 --> 00:39:45,740
because his friends is alibi.

835
00:39:45,740 --> 00:39:48,980
After he kills his two cohorts, he meets with the guy

836
00:39:48,980 --> 00:39:51,380
who's trying to open this casino.

837
00:39:51,380 --> 00:39:55,980
The other threat coming a casino who we see around,

838
00:39:55,980 --> 00:39:58,220
but I don't think has a lot of lines.

839
00:39:58,220 --> 00:40:01,140
But there's this whole other thing where they need to sell the missile system

840
00:40:01,140 --> 00:40:04,620
to get money to finish the casino, to fund something else like it.

841
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:07,820
Like there's so much needless extra plot to this.

842
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:12,220
Yeah. That guy's played by John Heard, who was probably most famously

843
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:15,040
the dad from Home Alone.

844
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:17,220
Oh, yeah. OK. He's Kevin McAlister's dad.

845
00:40:17,220 --> 00:40:20,040
Yeah. Yeah. This movie tries to go too deep.

846
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:23,420
It it really wants to be the Manchurian candidate

847
00:40:23,420 --> 00:40:28,840
and like have some real thick like government conspiracy shit going on.

848
00:40:29,220 --> 00:40:31,580
But it's never going to be that.

849
00:40:31,940 --> 00:40:34,440
I mean, for one, you got Nick Cage.

850
00:40:34,620 --> 00:40:36,720
So that's pretty cool. Yeah.

851
00:40:37,620 --> 00:40:39,440
Suck it, Manchurian candidate.

852
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:40,820
I mean, it could probably be.

853
00:40:40,820 --> 00:40:42,180
Like you bring the job.

854
00:40:42,180 --> 00:40:43,920
Yeah. Another Manchurian candidate.

855
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:45,420
But with Nick Cage, you get it.

856
00:40:45,420 --> 00:40:47,520
I haven't seen the original in a really long time.

857
00:40:47,540 --> 00:40:48,440
It's really good.

858
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:50,940
I was upset when I bought the Denzel one

859
00:40:50,940 --> 00:40:54,980
because I accidentally bought it in full screen, not wide screen.

860
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:56,980
Mm hmm. Mm hmm.

861
00:40:56,980 --> 00:40:57,780
That's unwatchable.

862
00:40:57,780 --> 00:41:00,880
Now it was real rough to put that on and be like,

863
00:41:02,140 --> 00:41:05,080
the lines are on the wrong side of the TV.

864
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:06,820
I had a girlfriend once.

865
00:41:06,820 --> 00:41:08,480
But congratulations.

866
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:10,780
I only brought two bottles of champagne.

867
00:41:10,780 --> 00:41:11,620
I had a girlfriend.

868
00:41:11,620 --> 00:41:16,620
I had a girlfriend once trying to do something nice for me.

869
00:41:16,720 --> 00:41:20,020
Like when I first started dating, bought me a copy of Sam

870
00:41:20,020 --> 00:41:23,220
and the Spider-Man on DVD, but bought me the full screen edition.

871
00:41:23,220 --> 00:41:25,920
Oh, I did break up with her shortly after.

872
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:27,940
Good. Partially because of that.

873
00:41:27,940 --> 00:41:30,420
Yeah. I mean, I can go home and hate myself.

874
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:31,540
That's fine.

875
00:41:31,540 --> 00:41:33,440
I got that in spades.

876
00:41:34,940 --> 00:41:35,880
What were we talking about?

877
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:41,320
All right. So, I mean, like we did the in-depth plot line of Willy's Wonderland,

878
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:43,520
and we are not hitting on any of the plot line.

879
00:41:43,820 --> 00:41:44,920
So that has a plot.

880
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:49,220
So these is trying to like track down this woman who turns out to be an informant

881
00:41:49,220 --> 00:41:52,220
who's going to tell the senator about the fake missile tests.

882
00:41:52,420 --> 00:41:54,920
Mm hmm. That's why fake muzzle tough.

883
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:59,280
That's why the senator, that's where the defense secretary was killed

884
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:02,020
and she was shot because they were trying to assassinate her as well.

885
00:42:02,580 --> 00:42:06,680
They hired a terror, a known terrorist to pull off the assassination.

886
00:42:07,180 --> 00:42:09,840
Which like that's just classic racism, right? Yeah. Yeah.

887
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:12,920
Again, this is why I was like, this is some real post 9-11 thugs.

888
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:15,740
Oh, yeah. The suicide note, they stick in his pocket.

889
00:42:15,740 --> 00:42:19,880
That's all like, oh, I'm going to have my 72 virgins and live in the shadow of all.

890
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:24,540
Yeah, I do like the scene where like they're setting up for the assassination

891
00:42:24,540 --> 00:42:27,780
because they just like have a plastic grocery bag that the guy pulls like

892
00:42:28,380 --> 00:42:30,440
sniper rifle out of. Yeah.

893
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:34,920
And then he goes into this like little box to like shoot him from,

894
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:36,820
like not bust out the glass and shoot him from.

895
00:42:36,820 --> 00:42:40,540
Yeah, he basically was like the end cap from a grocery store

896
00:42:40,540 --> 00:42:44,180
and shot him from underneath the stands. Miller like a Miller beer ad.

897
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:46,680
After he does that, when Gary Smith shoots him,

898
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:50,040
someone else comes up with another grocery bag that he pulls his gun out of.

899
00:42:51,340 --> 00:42:52,640
Like, I'm pretty sure you have a gun, buddy.

900
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:54,940
You think you're I didn't even notice that.

901
00:42:54,940 --> 00:42:56,940
Oh, yeah. Like I was so distracted with this movie.

902
00:42:56,940 --> 00:42:59,180
It's the extra part. You got to keep your ballistics clean.

903
00:42:59,180 --> 00:43:00,680
Yeah. Good point.

904
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:03,820
I did notice after he kills his cohorts, like the cleanup crew,

905
00:43:03,820 --> 00:43:06,640
they're putting them in tubes and the whole end credits

906
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:09,480
is them putting up the concrete pillars. Oh, yeah.

907
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:11,820
So I'm like, oh, that's kind of a cool touch.

908
00:43:11,820 --> 00:43:15,520
Well, and then at the end, you see like the woman's ring, like on the outside.

909
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:17,180
I'm like, ah, I felt clever.

910
00:43:17,180 --> 00:43:20,120
And you just had to go and throw it out there.

911
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:25,380
I mean, they showed them lowering a body into the forms when Nick Cage was beat up.

912
00:43:25,380 --> 00:43:26,540
That's what I know. Yeah.

913
00:43:26,540 --> 00:43:30,840
Also, just like as much as I enjoy watching construction workers work,

914
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:36,340
I've made a living out of it, but it was the most awkward credits of just watching.

915
00:43:36,340 --> 00:43:41,680
It reminded me of the widest kid, you know, Jaws scale.

916
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:44,380
Just the slow close up.

917
00:43:47,020 --> 00:43:48,880
Do you know that one, Peter? I don't.

918
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:50,480
We're going to watch it after.

919
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:52,180
You're here. Imagine me laughing.

920
00:43:53,180 --> 00:43:54,580
Yeah, we'll watch it after.

921
00:43:54,580 --> 00:43:55,480
We're going to play.

922
00:43:56,020 --> 00:43:59,380
But so Nick Cage gets the informant first.

923
00:43:59,380 --> 00:44:01,980
Hides her in bay doors.

924
00:44:02,580 --> 00:44:06,940
Yeah. So at one point when I was watching this, like, I think I went into a fugue state

925
00:44:06,940 --> 00:44:11,380
and I did not see any of her going into this room that she is locked in,

926
00:44:11,380 --> 00:44:14,020
because later they cut to her and I'm like, the fuck is this?

927
00:44:14,020 --> 00:44:15,180
Yeah, he takes her there.

928
00:44:15,180 --> 00:44:16,380
Yeah, he puts her in there.

929
00:44:16,380 --> 00:44:19,180
It's like it looks like it's built to be.

930
00:44:19,180 --> 00:44:25,580
I think it's a loading dock or it's like a storage room, but with weirdly high security.

931
00:44:25,580 --> 00:44:31,380
And they're storing weird shit in there, too, like fake missiles and stuff

932
00:44:31,380 --> 00:44:32,920
because of what it's going to be.

933
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,980
It has like missile decorations and shit.

934
00:44:34,980 --> 00:44:37,520
But it's it's really, really weird.

935
00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:42,120
And it's just like one sheet of corrugated metal.

936
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:47,120
There's no insulation, no, like wall or anything separating it from outside,

937
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:51,380
because we get something that like flies through it near the end in the hurricane.

938
00:44:51,780 --> 00:44:55,380
So, yes, Nick Cage figures out that she's not going to be able to get in.

939
00:44:55,380 --> 00:44:58,880
Figures out Gary Sinise is being the bad guy.

940
00:44:59,380 --> 00:45:01,420
You should have just looked at his face.

941
00:45:01,420 --> 00:45:02,420
Yeah, such a dumb.

942
00:45:02,420 --> 00:45:04,140
But like finds proof.

943
00:45:04,140 --> 00:45:06,740
They see he's destroyed the proof, but then like takes cage,

944
00:45:06,740 --> 00:45:10,740
has the boxer heavyweight champion, eat him up for the information.

945
00:45:10,740 --> 00:45:14,980
So Nick Cage is just like all fucked up like it can't talk for shit,

946
00:45:14,980 --> 00:45:19,280
like big fucked up, like a big old goose eggs like.

947
00:45:21,580 --> 00:45:23,940
You're going to edit that in earlier, and I'm going to sound like an asshole.

948
00:45:23,940 --> 00:45:26,220
I'm talking about other things.

949
00:45:26,220 --> 00:45:28,380
Don't tempt me with a good time.

950
00:45:29,380 --> 00:45:35,540
So he wakes up from his pummeling and goes to goes to like find the girl

951
00:45:35,540 --> 00:45:37,180
and Gary Sinise is following them.

952
00:45:37,180 --> 00:45:39,480
The hurricane is picking up in this whole movie.

953
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:42,240
I'm like, why is there a hurricane again for this very next scene?

954
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:43,480
There's lightning outside.

955
00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:47,120
Every time there's lightning, you can see Gary Sinise's shadow behind Nick Cage.

956
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:51,080
So like with the gun, so Nick Cage turns around and I'm not going to tell you.

957
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:54,180
Nick Cage finally goes in there with with her.

958
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:57,600
At this time, there is a reporter outside.

959
00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:00,740
There's a big sphere that starts rolling down the street

960
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,840
that fell off the building.

961
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:06,000
At the same time, a cop van is rolling up the other side,

962
00:46:06,240 --> 00:46:09,500
swerves out of the way of the big sphere into the double doors.

963
00:46:09,740 --> 00:46:12,940
Just in time to catch Gary Sinise before he murders everybody.

964
00:46:12,980 --> 00:46:14,280
Yeah, perfect timing.

965
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:17,800
Some little like real Deus Ex mocking at a wrap that story up.

966
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:21,100
But everything in this movie is so planned out.

967
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:23,100
And then they get to the end and they're just like,

968
00:46:23,100 --> 00:46:24,600
I don't fucking know.

969
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:26,760
Cop van punches through the wall.

970
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:29,600
And then Gary Sinise kills himself in the dumbest way,

971
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:33,100
but he's kind of shoot himself to like, I guess he probably hit his lung,

972
00:46:33,100 --> 00:46:34,640
but that wouldn't have been instant.

973
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:35,700
Yeah, I don't know.

974
00:46:35,700 --> 00:46:37,000
It was very unsatisfying.

975
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:38,600
Yeah. And then.

976
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:43,040
Oh, man. And his stupid dumb face and his stupid dumb voice is like,

977
00:46:43,140 --> 00:46:45,600
oh, but the murderer.

978
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:47,580
Oh, they killed.

979
00:46:47,580 --> 00:46:51,040
Oh, and then like he's standing there with his fucking handgun

980
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:53,940
with like a silent footlong silencer on it.

981
00:46:54,140 --> 00:46:55,980
And the cops are all like,

982
00:46:55,980 --> 00:46:58,180
fucking shut up you with the gun.

983
00:46:58,180 --> 00:46:59,540
Why don't you get on the ground?

984
00:46:59,540 --> 00:47:01,300
You with that gun for murder?

985
00:47:01,300 --> 00:47:03,180
Yeah, you murder weaponer.

986
00:47:03,180 --> 00:47:06,340
So the Nick Cage hero cop,

987
00:47:06,340 --> 00:47:09,200
all these reports about this big hero cop and then the movie remembers

988
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:10,800
what he was a piece of shit.

989
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:13,280
So he has his come up and come immediately.

990
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:18,040
Yeah, he gets a lot of accolades and then you see him

991
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:22,920
like getting swarmed by cops while he's jumping into his yellow Ferrari

992
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:27,120
or whatever, and all of his corruption stings and everything come out.

993
00:47:27,380 --> 00:47:29,080
And then he goes to jail.

994
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:32,880
Well, then the movie then he meets up with the informant again at the end

995
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:35,320
who they have had no chemistry in this movie.

996
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:36,880
And then she's all like, I don't know.

997
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:39,020
She took her glasses off at least one time.

998
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:42,080
Yeah. At the very beginning, they were broken broke.

999
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:44,680
And then she couldn't see shit for the whole movie.

1000
00:47:45,220 --> 00:47:46,120
That's why she likes him.

1001
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:48,560
Yeah. Well, it's like she needs someone's like, or she's like,

1002
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:50,620
you have a wife and she ran away.

1003
00:47:50,620 --> 00:47:52,360
Oh, you have a girlfriend.

1004
00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:53,960
She ran away, too.

1005
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:54,920
And it's like, I don't know.

1006
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:57,260
But like, you know, if you're free in 12 to 18 months

1007
00:47:57,260 --> 00:47:59,720
and you want to like get a drink, I'd like that.

1008
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:02,960
Yeah. He says he's headed upstate for a while and she's like, oh, yeah.

1009
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:05,860
And then she catches on. It's like, oh, yeah.

1010
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:08,520
The pen. But yeah.

1011
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:11,120
And they're like, and then they share a kiss and the movie ends.

1012
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:16,060
And the most unsatisfying, like none of that, like a solid

1013
00:48:16,060 --> 00:48:18,780
first half that just immediately falls apart.

1014
00:48:19,580 --> 00:48:22,520
So Nick, what do you put this good cage, bad cage, bad cage, good cage,

1015
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:26,120
bad cage, good movie, good cage, bad movie, bad, good, bad, good, bad.

1016
00:48:26,620 --> 00:48:27,660
I used to be good at.

1017
00:48:27,660 --> 00:48:30,180
Pretty mediocre cage.

1018
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:32,980
So I guess it falls to like just not a good cage.

1019
00:48:32,980 --> 00:48:37,060
He started out so strong and he had elements where he really connected

1020
00:48:37,060 --> 00:48:41,080
to the script that I liked, but it was super inconsistent.

1021
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:43,220
I felt especially near the end.

1022
00:48:43,980 --> 00:48:47,780
He just kind of got flat unlike his face, which was real bulbous.

1023
00:48:49,220 --> 00:48:53,080
I mean, it was fine, but I mean, the audience

1024
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:57,920
knows what's going on so early that I just stop caring.

1025
00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:01,580
It's like, oh, OK, well, I know minus one or two little details

1026
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:04,580
what the whole conceit of this is.

1027
00:49:04,860 --> 00:49:07,280
So I'll just sit here and I'll get to the end.

1028
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:09,160
Doesn't matter why he did it. Yeah.

1029
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:11,060
To the audience. No, it doesn't.

1030
00:49:11,060 --> 00:49:14,860
Yes, I would also kind of agree mediocre performance by cage

1031
00:49:15,060 --> 00:49:17,080
with a lot of highs, but a lot of lows.

1032
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:20,720
So just kind of middle, middling performance and not good movie.

1033
00:49:20,860 --> 00:49:24,920
Yeah. But you got to hear him do like mush mouth, beat up face

1034
00:49:24,980 --> 00:49:26,820
talking at the end.

1035
00:49:26,820 --> 00:49:29,160
That's a character actor, baby.

1036
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:33,680
I don't think he went out on the weekends and like got beat up

1037
00:49:33,860 --> 00:49:35,860
to might have for the method acting.

1038
00:49:35,860 --> 00:49:38,320
Well, it played off later in Pig when he gets beat up.

1039
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:43,760
He's been working his whole career just trying to figure out how to get beat up.

1040
00:49:43,860 --> 00:49:46,220
Yeah. Do you guys have quotes?

1041
00:49:46,220 --> 00:49:49,400
My quote comes from when Nick Cage is in the stairwell

1042
00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:53,700
and he's talking to Julia and she's told him that it was done that

1043
00:49:53,700 --> 00:49:56,500
or she saw kill everybody. Yeah.

1044
00:49:56,500 --> 00:49:59,820
Like done was the one he was waiting there to kill the terrorists.

1045
00:49:59,820 --> 00:50:00,600
He's involved.

1046
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:03,560
And she's just like, look, I'm sorry.

1047
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:07,120
And Rick's like, who gives a shit if you're sorry?

1048
00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:08,720
She's like, are you mad at her?

1049
00:50:08,720 --> 00:50:10,420
What are you mad at me for?

1050
00:50:10,420 --> 00:50:14,620
He's just like, because I didn't have to know you decided to have this problem.

1051
00:50:14,620 --> 00:50:18,560
Not me. My world would have gone to gone on turning just fine.

1052
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:23,000
But now either way I look, I have to do something I don't want to do.

1053
00:50:23,060 --> 00:50:25,660
Do you understand? I do not want to do this

1054
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:27,760
because he has to go arrest his friend.

1055
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:30,160
Yeah. Or ignore murders. Right.

1056
00:50:30,260 --> 00:50:34,060
So he's kind of stuck in a rock and a hard place sort of situation.

1057
00:50:34,060 --> 00:50:37,960
Mine was from like when he's all coked out at the beginning

1058
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:41,260
and guns telling him is like, you know, come into private security,

1059
00:50:41,260 --> 00:50:43,460
make more money, get his son out of there, tell him.

1060
00:50:43,460 --> 00:50:45,100
Oh, yeah, this is his son.

1061
00:50:45,100 --> 00:50:47,200
You know, don't make Michael grow up here.

1062
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:49,600
It's not a beach town anymore. It's a sewer.

1063
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:51,200
But it's my sewer, Jiminy.

1064
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:53,240
And I love it. In six square blocks.

1065
00:50:53,240 --> 00:50:55,560
Everybody knows me. I got the whole town wired.

1066
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:58,760
If I manage to get my face on TV a few times,

1067
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:01,060
maybe I'll run for mayor or something.

1068
00:51:01,060 --> 00:51:04,660
But that's as far as I want to go because I was made for the sewer, baby.

1069
00:51:04,660 --> 00:51:07,400
And I am the king.

1070
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:10,900
Yeah. Is I loved his character in the beginning.

1071
00:51:10,940 --> 00:51:13,100
He had just cool energy.

1072
00:51:13,100 --> 00:51:17,760
He was a slimeball, but he was never like a bad person.

1073
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:20,100
He just wasn't on the level.

1074
00:51:20,240 --> 00:51:22,960
I don't know. He did shake down a Guzman for money

1075
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:26,040
so he could like give him good.

1076
00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:27,360
Somebody's got to get paid.

1077
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:28,500
But so he tries to make it.

1078
00:51:28,500 --> 00:51:30,760
I want my like twenty dollar tip.

1079
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:33,460
Well, I don't think this is going to be a big surprise question,

1080
00:51:33,460 --> 00:51:36,040
but what movie moves on?

1081
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:37,340
This is a prime category.

1082
00:51:37,340 --> 00:51:40,560
Oh, this is a we say that.

1083
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:41,960
It's the end of fucking weird.

1084
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:43,360
Yeah, this is our last five.

1085
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:45,260
I think it has to be the weirder film.

1086
00:51:45,260 --> 00:51:48,240
Yeah, it does have to be that one is also the better film.

1087
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:50,040
Willy's Wonderland.

1088
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:52,740
Who we nailed that speaking together.

1089
00:51:52,740 --> 00:51:55,140
Well, like a dick suck a dick.

1090
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:57,540
Last thoughts. No, suck a toe.

1091
00:51:57,540 --> 00:51:59,660
Oh, suck a toe.

1092
00:51:59,660 --> 00:52:01,700
Suck a toe. Suck a toe.

1093
00:52:01,700 --> 00:52:03,160
Suck a toe.

1094
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:05,600
Sounds like that sounds like a town in Washington.

1095
00:52:05,900 --> 00:52:07,260
Suck a toe. Suck a toe.

1096
00:52:07,260 --> 00:52:09,440
Yeah. Well, fuck, man.

1097
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:10,300
We did it.

1098
00:52:10,300 --> 00:52:12,160
We got through season one.

1099
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:13,660
Thirty two whole episodes, baby.

1100
00:52:13,660 --> 00:52:15,760
Let's do it. So let's do it all again.

1101
00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:18,040
Yeah, absolutely. From the top.

1102
00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:20,360
Oh, God, no. Fuck you.

1103
00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:24,600
But yeah, thank you all for listening and stick with us for season two.

1104
00:52:24,900 --> 00:52:26,360
We're going to have a little bit of an interim.

1105
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:30,440
I think what we're going to do is a bit of a wrap up episode.

1106
00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:32,900
I'm only mad about one movie.

1107
00:52:32,900 --> 00:52:33,640
Yeah, I know.

1108
00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:37,260
We're both mad that Primal didn't move on and it's a fucking shame.

1109
00:52:37,500 --> 00:52:38,960
It hurts. It hurts every day.

1110
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:41,840
We'll figure out how to retcon it in the next episode.

1111
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:47,900
We are also trying to record a special bonus episode for the retirement plan,

1112
00:52:47,900 --> 00:52:51,000
which was supposed to come out on the 28th of August

1113
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:54,400
and now is coming out on the 15th of September,

1114
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:56,620
maybe in theaters, maybe not.

1115
00:52:56,620 --> 00:52:57,520
We're going to find out.

1116
00:52:57,520 --> 00:52:59,220
We'll record something for that.

1117
00:52:59,220 --> 00:53:03,520
And then we've got a couple little one off episodes for you all

1118
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:06,020
with some old friends of ours.

1119
00:53:06,020 --> 00:53:09,320
And beyond that, they tuned for season two.

1120
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:10,120
Yeah.

1121
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:12,120
Oh, I have a fun little anecdote for you today.

1122
00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:12,920
Yeah, please.

1123
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:16,100
And my morning stand up, one of the members of the marketing team,

1124
00:53:16,100 --> 00:53:19,020
their theme was like, what is a brand you are loyal to?

1125
00:53:19,300 --> 00:53:22,320
And it came to me and I'm like, can a person be a brand?

1126
00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:23,320
And they're like, sure.

1127
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:24,520
And I'm like, cool.

1128
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:26,820
This won't surprise anyone on my team, but the rest of you,

1129
00:53:26,820 --> 00:53:30,300
I am the biggest Nick Cage fan and the man still puts out quality work

1130
00:53:30,300 --> 00:53:31,920
and I will watch anything he's in.

1131
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:34,900
I thought you would have said like Kirkland Sparkle Buddies.

1132
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:39,720
Yeah, this is sponsored by Kirkland brand Sparkle Buddies.

1133
00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:43,800
Speaking of, thank you for your support to our Sparkle Buddies,

1134
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:47,500
Josh, Sean, Josie, Rico, Matt and Adam.

1135
00:53:47,500 --> 00:53:48,700
What was that thing you just did?

1136
00:53:48,700 --> 00:53:50,700
What? A segue?

1137
00:53:50,700 --> 00:53:53,920
I don't think that's right.

1138
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:57,820
And to our cage dancers, I read John Freeman and Lance.

1139
00:53:58,060 --> 00:54:01,720
If anyone wants to support us on Patreon, we are available at Cage Match.

1140
00:54:01,720 --> 00:54:04,920
If you want to shoot the shit with us on Reddit or tell us that we're dumb,

1141
00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:08,520
which most people do, we are at Cage Match Pod.

1142
00:54:08,700 --> 00:54:12,220
And we're also on Instagram, Twitter, et cetera.

1143
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:15,120
Find us. Look for Nick and Sean's faces.

1144
00:54:15,300 --> 00:54:16,260
You know them well.

1145
00:54:16,260 --> 00:54:18,060
Mm hmm. Thank you, everybody.

1146
00:54:18,060 --> 00:54:20,220
This has been a blast. Thank you for taking this ride with us.

1147
00:54:20,220 --> 00:54:22,460
It's not done. So don't give up on us.

1148
00:54:22,460 --> 00:54:24,800
Yeah, it sounds like we're all dying or something.

1149
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:26,700
We might. We might be. I don't know.

1150
00:54:26,700 --> 00:54:27,960
A little. We're all dying.

1151
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:29,360
Every day is a little closer to death.

1152
00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:32,060
You guys want to do a satanic cult? Yeah.

1153
00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:34,100
What are we trying to?

1154
00:54:34,100 --> 00:54:36,520
Oh, we're going to put ourselves into the mics

1155
00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:38,460
and then we'll will the mics to Hayden.

1156
00:54:38,460 --> 00:54:41,220
My soul is going to go into that lava lamp right there.

1157
00:54:41,220 --> 00:54:44,260
And it's just going to be like dick shapes all the time.

1158
00:54:44,260 --> 00:54:45,920
Oh, beautiful. Beautiful.

1159
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:48,700
Yeah, I'm just looking around the room like there's a lot of options in here.

1160
00:54:48,700 --> 00:54:50,660
You say behind the lamp, that's cool.

1161
00:54:50,660 --> 00:54:53,320
Yeah. Oh, you wanted light, bitch.

1162
00:54:53,500 --> 00:54:54,900
Guess what?

1163
00:54:55,300 --> 00:54:56,700
Turning off.

1164
00:54:56,700 --> 00:54:58,860
You know, how did how did any ask that way?

1165
00:54:58,860 --> 00:55:01,200
People have to blow on me all the time.

1166
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:04,760
It just an NES that moans.

1167
00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:08,660
Oh, bye bye.

1168
00:55:08,660 --> 00:55:13,040
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1169
00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:41,040
Bye bye.